Brand New Sexual Bases For The Age Of OnlyFans

1st Base: Sniffing each other's skid marks.
2nd Base: Serenading an open wound.
3rd Base: Tea-bagging box set of Stargate: The Complete Series on blu ray.
4th Base: Warm coleslaw enema given by a guy cosplaying as Dean Koontz.
5th Base: Consensual glorfing.
6th Base: Ship In A Butthole (building a small replica of a 19th century schooner in one another's anal cavity).
7th Base: Making a snuff film with the Hamburger Helper mascot.
8th Base: Blowing down a Pirates Of The Caribbean Lego set with a series of queefs.
9th Base: Pulling a train, but in your caboose.
10th Base: Teaching your crab lice to make their own OnlyFans account to help pay for groceries and other household expenses.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Brand new sexual basis for the age of only fans.
First Base sniffing each other's skid marks. Second Base, serenading
an open wound. Third base tea bagging box set of
Stargate the complete series on Blu Ray. Fourth Base, warm

(00:20):
coalsa enema given by a guy cosplaying as Dean Coon's
Fifth Base, consensual glarfhing. Sixth base, ship in a butthole
building a small replica of a nineteenth century schooner in
one another's anal cavity. Seventh Base making a snuff film

(00:40):
with the Hamburger helper mascot. Eighth Base blowing down a
Pirates of the Caribbean legos set with a series of queefs.
Ninth Base pulling a train butt in your caboos. Tenth
Base teaching your crab lives to make their own only
fans account to help pay for groceries and other household expenses.