In Space, No One Can Hear You Stream

In the year 2050, all of the tv shows that you will ever watch in your lifetime are uploaded into your mind at birth. Since you are a clone, the network systems know what shows will be most beneficial for you. Here's a sampling of what you might see.
Not Freaky At All Friday
When Vicki and her mother accidentally switch bodies, they both decide to accept their new identities and adopt the pronouns of Me and You.
World War TMZ
The fierce and bloody battle between various agents of paparazzi comes to a sudden head when Taylor Swift reveals an ability to telepathically control hornets.
Bachelor Island
Do you believe that a few decades ago people used to watch The Bachelor?? Jesus Christ. Anyway, at least it means that we have this much superior show now, where former contestants from The Bachelor are hunted for sport on an island owned by ugly guys who were bullied in high school but are rich and resentful now.
Little Debbie For Hire
Private Investigator Deborah Santiello finds herself shrunken down to miniature size and uses her new condition as an advantage for her most dangerous cases. No connection to the snack cake mascot, although the show character does coincidentally make snack cakes as her go to hobby.
Dr Philth
When Dr Phil's sour essence is transferred into a sentient mound of soiled medical waste, it, well… no one really notices, to be honest.
Lizard Male Prime & Penny
Is it off world lizard people propaganda? Or simply a fun and breezy half hour of clever chat and the latest multidimensional pop culture gossip? If you care about the difference, then you just don't get it.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
In space, no one can hear you stream in the
year twenty fifty, all of the TV shows that you
will ever watch in your lifetime are uploaded into your
mind at birth. Since you are a clone, the network
systems know what shows will be most beneficial for you.
Here's a sampling of what you might see not Freaky

(00:20):
at All Friday, when Vicky and her mother accidentally switch bodies,
they both decide to accept their new identities and adopt
the pronouns of me and you. World War TMZ. The
fierce and bloody battle between various agents of Paparazzi comes
to a sudden head when Taylor Swift reveals an ability

(00:41):
to telepathically control hornets. Bachelor Island. Do you believe that
a few decades ago people used to watch The Bachelor?
Jesus Christ? Anyway, at least it means that we have
this much superior show now, where former contestants from The
Bachelor are hunt for sport on an island owned by

(01:02):
ugly guys who were bullied in high school but are
rich and resentful now. Little Debbie for hire. Private investigator
Deborah Santiello finds herself shrunken down to miniature size and
uses her new condition as an advantage for her most
dangerous cases. No connection to the snackcake mascot, although the

(01:25):
show character does coincidentally make snack cakes as her go
to hobby Doctor philth When Doctor Phil's sour essence is
transferred into a sent a mound of soul, of medical waste,
it well, no one really notices, to be honest. Lizard Mail,
Prime and Penny. Is it off world, Lizard People propaganda,

(01:47):
or simply a fun and breezy half hour of clever
chat and the latest multi dimensional pop culture gossip. If
you care about the difference, then you just don't get it.