Your Mom's a Whore and Other Claims About Your Family No Longer Fact-Checked by Meta

"Meta said on Tuesday that it was ending its longstanding fact-checking program, a policy instituted to curtail the spread of misinformation across its social media apps." - The New York Times
Hannibal Lecter famously said that "democracy is a slow process of stumbling to the right decision instead of going straight forward to the wrong one."
Well Hannibal, we did it. At long last, we have the freedom our esteemed forefathers promised us 250 years ago in that sacred document, the Constitution: to slander and lie in "digital public squares" without fear of censorship by insecure billionaire overlords.
It's like Christmas came twice this year. I'm so excited I can't sleep. So I'll spend the night posting my truths across all Meta platforms, which have been censoring me since 2004.
Yo brother so fat he ate Greenland and set off World War III.
Yo other brother so ugly he once got mistaken for a Cybertruck.
Yo papá so skinny he slipped through the border wall only to get caught by US Customs and Border Protection and flown back to Guatemala to try again. Good luck with that, hombre!
Yo mama so fat she started a social media platform called XL.
Yo nephew so fat he ate half of Meta's cash on hand for dinner (and the other $35 billion for breakfast).
Yo sister so homely a former president called her "a two."
Yo grandpa so old he's been ranting about being censored by Metamucil.
Yo teenage son so horny he thought X was a porn site.
Yo aunt so stupid she flatly refused to be an angel investor in a company whose origin story is ranking chicks from a Harvard dorm room.
Yo uncle so fat they added a South Wing to the White House after the 2nd Coming of Christ - -dressed in a very clever disguise - -made him Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Yo wife looks so young even Matt Gaetz passed.
Yo kids so stupid they thought our generation was better than this.
Yo mama a whore and Facebook karma is quietly standing in the corner, pathetic and impotent.
I am finally a fully liberated white male. #thanksMeta
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your mom's a whore, and other claims about your family
no longer fact checked by Meta. Meta said on Tuesday
that it was ending its long standing fact checking program,
a policy instituted to curtail the spread of misinformation across
its social media apps. The New York Times Hannibal Lector

(00:20):
famously said that democracy is a slow process of stumbling
to the right decision instead of going straightforward to the
wrong one. Well, Hannibal, we did it at long last.
We have the freedom our estine forefathers promised us two
hundred and fifty years ago in that sacred document, the Constitution,

(00:41):
to slander and lie in digital public squares without fear
of censorship by insecure billionaire overlords. It's like Christmas came
twice this year. I'm so excited I can't sleep, so
I'll spend the night posting my truths across all Meta platforms,
which been censoring me since two thousand four. Yo Brothers

(01:04):
so fat, he ate Greenland and set off World War three. Yo.
Other brothers, so ugly he once got mistaken for a
cyber truck. Yo Papa so skinny he slipped through the
border wall, only to get caught by us. Customs and
Border Protection and flown back to Guatemala to try again.
Good luck with that ombre. Yo, Mamma so fat. She

(01:28):
started a social media platform called Excel. Yo nephew so fat.
He ate half of Meta's cash on hand for dinner
and the other thirty five billion dollars for breakfast. Yo's
sister so homely. A former president called her a two
yo grandpa so old. He's been ranting about being censored

(01:48):
by metamusil Yo teenage son, so horny. He thought X
was a porn sight Yo and so stupid. She flatly
refused to be an angel investor in a company whose
origin story is ranking chicks from a harbor dorm room. You,
uncle so fat. They added a south wing to the
White House after the Second Coming of Christ's dressed in

(02:11):
a very clever disguise, made him Secretary of Health and
Human Services. Your wife looks so young, even Matgate's past.
Your kids so stupid. They thought our generation was better
than this, Yo, Mamma a horror and Facebook karma is
quietly standing in the corner, pathetic and impotent. I am

(02:32):
finally a fully liberated white male hashtag. Thanks Meena three