November 10, 2025 • 45 mins
Meet our brand-new producer, Claire — she’s just 23 and already proving to be an onion of chaos we can’t wait to peel. Every layer is crazier than the last! Meanwhile, Laura takes a spontaneous trip to Mexico to see a doctor after feeling awful all week — and she drops a shocking confession you have to hear to believe. Of course, Erik delivers a big serving of Double D News, including the scoop on his celebrity-packed party happening soon. Get ready for laughs, surprises, and a whole lot of new energy behind the scenes. 👉 Welcome to the madness, Claire!
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you so much
for joining us. We sure appreciate it. Happy November.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I don't want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It because time is flying you like the.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Text that I sent you the other.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Day, I have no recollection of the time of all
the Christmas stuff. Oh god, Well, what are you gonna
do now? Now?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Is it's in full effect the Christmas?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
People are putting up Christmas stuff already.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Like big time.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
They're kind of skipping right over Thanksgiving if we're going
right into Christmas so or the holidays or whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yes, thank you again for saying.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I just can't stand seeing Christmas decorations in August.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I can't say.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It drives me nuts.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But anyway, thinks I.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Know exactly, Matt, Why so early?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
That's so much for watching?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, So first and foremost, as you know, last week
was Brian's last week. Brian was producer Brian who've had
on the show for three years and we love so much.
He is moving back to his family on the East Coast,
so we wish him the best. We Okay, let me
explain something quickly before we get to our new producer.
(01:28):
Oh so the last episode we did we didn't post yet,
and there is a reason behind that.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm not going to make you uncomfortable. Don't get all crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It went a little bit off the rails, let me
just put it that way. So we have not edited ever,
not what we have over six hundred episodes. We have
not edited a one not one word out, not one phrase,
not one picture. But this one we had to do
a couple little tweaks just so it didn't sound as
(02:02):
inappropriate as it came across, because it was all in
good fun. But if you were just to watch it,
it may have shot you. Let me say, Eric was
like it had he had. It was like he had
just jumped in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That's how we so and not wet in a good way, no,
really bad, so a bad way.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
But we watched it. Brian and I actually watched it
after the fact to see like what we could cut
out or whatever, because we do have some nice goodbyes
and he has some nice things to say, and we
were cracking up because some of it is actually way
funnier than you remember.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Really, I don't really remember much.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
So we are going to do.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Uh, We're going to do this episode with our new producer,
and then we're going to post Brian's last episode. Uh
probably tonight or tomorrow morning for sure, because he deserves
that and we wish him the best and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yes, we do.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Now d we have a new producer. Well, Eric literally
met her like five minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Ago, and we're already be a f I know.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I told you. Her name is Claire.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
She is also could be our daughter, yes, because we
always laughed at uh that Brian could be our sign
because he was twenty five.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Claire is even younger than that. Claire, you're twenty three
or twenty.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Four, twenty three?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh my gosh, I know I'm not old enough to
I'm old enough to be her grandfather. You I'm maybe
in two months, I'm going to be fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Why would you say that out loud right now?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Because I don't care?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Okay, Now, look, you could literally be her grand.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, isn't that what you'd have to rub it in?
Didn't I just say?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
She just way you get to know her over the months.
She I work with Claire in the Super Hot and
Happening And I'm not even kidding. We are we are
on fire the cogo AM six settered newsroom. She is
a force to be reckoned with. She's so smart, she's
(04:01):
so unique. She I knew she didn't know how to
run any of these controls when she walked in here
about an hour ago and boom, look we're on We're
ready to go.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
She's that fast of a learner. Hi, Claire much, Welcome
to Laura Kane after Dark.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Now you do sound like you're going to be the
voice of reason. So you're going to have to keep
this one in check right here. She tends to get
really racy and say really inappropriate things.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I say inappropriate things. Why don't well I appropriate things though?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah? Get ready? Get ready?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah excellent.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
There are a lot laugh at my shirt.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
So this woman right here is an onion with many, many, many,
many layers that I cannot wait to get down to business.
It's I mean some of just sprinkling of things that
she's just like kind of like sprinkled on me in
the newsroom.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I've been like, wh what?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
God?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Really?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
That's so like crazy and cool at the same time.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I love it. Can wait anyways, So Claire's our new
producer welcome, Claire, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Other big news coming up on Wednesday. Now I may
have posted the wrong time. I already posted a video
about this because I wanted you guys to get ready.
But I finally am able to tell you that I
was a contestant on Let's Make a Deal, which airs Wednesday,
this coming Wednesday, in two days or like tomorrow the
(05:37):
fifth on CBS Live. I said ten o'clock because I
looked it up and it said ten o'clock. But some
people are saying it's on at nine o'clock in the morning.
I don't know. Just try to find it and I'll
try to post the video after the fact because I'm
not gonna. I can't say whether I won. I can't
(05:57):
say whether I walked away with nothing. I just want
to know what did I do to Wayne Brady? Did
I hug him, fall to his knees, fall to my knees,
run around, frown was my back to the camera like
it was a complete and total blur.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And I'll tell you also how you can get on
this show, because I'm telling you right up two hours
up the road, here are many game shows and there's
a lot of money to be won, and you easily
could get on one of these shows, and I'll.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Tell you how.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And I'm not gonna say anything else because you're gonna
have to watch the show or else, you know, I
might get in trouble. But this, finally I can say
we recorded this in March. That's how long the turnaround
time was. I had to hold this in since March. Yeah,
so anyway, that's gonna be on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'm totally excited.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm gonna watch it at work because I don't have
cable or see so I'm going to watch it from
work and actually record it on my phone.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And then my mom said, oh, well recorded from with
our I don't know what they have.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
She may have a VCR still, I don't even know,
but I'm like, thank you, mom, please, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
That'd be great. And then.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Before we talk about your double D which Eric has
a boatload I do, and about what we did for Halloween.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I have I'm sick.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, I'm sick.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So the last week I have felt like I was pregnant.
Now obviously that is like not a possibility.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Because your last viable egg is on my old floor
of my old house.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well that ship has sailed, and believe me, there's no
there's been no action to even make that happen, miraculously happen.
So I've just been feeling really nauseous, achy like uh,
just irritable, just not well tired. So I don't have
health insurance at the moment. And so we took a
(08:13):
little trip down to Mexico and went to one of
the doctors down there that's attached to a pharmacy. There's
doctors that are attached to pharmacy, so you can get
the prescription, then go writing and get your antibiotics away.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh got it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So the woman she didn't she spoke broken English. I
speak broken Spanish, so we managed to communicate. What she
told me was she sat, she laid me down. Then
she went tap tap tap tap tap tap on my
stomach with the stethoscope and she's like, oh, oh no,
(08:48):
tap taptop something's wrong there. She said something either it's
hollow or it's hard. I don't or hollow and hard,
if that's a possible. Something's wrong with my gut. And
she said there's a major infection. That's why I feel.
So it makes sense. So I'm taking like these horse
(09:13):
pill antibiotics twice a day.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And how do you feel.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'm feeling a little bit better. It's only been it's
been like two and a half days.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I'm very concerned that she got all that information from
the stethoscope.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
No, she well, obviously she feels it has something to
do with my.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
All right, I'm not gonna tell.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Okay, sorry what.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, I'm gonna what. I'm gonna think. I'm gonna do
something that I never do. And I'm gonna think before
I speak. I'm gonna tell you I could tell. I
might tell you the story this morning, but let me
just say that I am on antibiotics, I'm on all
this other medication. And so she gave me this list
of stuff that I am not to eat. Do not
(10:03):
eat this stuff, don't drink sodas, don't have flower towards
he is, don't eat.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
This, don't eat that I know.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
So she gave me a list of things that I
need to start eating immediately. And this week, so oh, yes,
my my bestie over here, Yes, decided to go out
and go shopping for me. Because the things on that
list make me want to die.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
These were all in the list.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
These are Okay, do you need a spit bucket or
a spatoon or like a throw up bucket. I'm going
to make these.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Things on here.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I understand they're probably they're probably very healthy, but I'm
not that kind of eater.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Here, I just want you to start with this now,
mind you. All this stuff is stuff I would eat.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It's normal. It really is for most healthy people.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
For you who doesn't touch food or greens, are fruit
or greens. I'm gonna take the.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Little Oh that's a piece of fruit.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
This is a pear. Now I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I I know, I just I don't like to eat fruit.
And she said I was not allowed to drink juice
in replacement of that because of the sugar.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
This is a pear. Okay, all right now it's good.
It's good for you.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay, now let me Why would anybody eat that for pleasure?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't want any more of it.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
It tastes like a really mushy, tasteless apple.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Pears are delicious. No, oh my god, you are really
not a fan? You are?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh hell no?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yes, beets? Are you have to eat beats? It was
on the list.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh sorry, that's not fair. Evan loves those things.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
And you've never had a beat salad. No, you are insane.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
They beats, smell grows, they look gross.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
If they're you know, you're really a challenge. What is
that a fig? Now you've had a fig Newton?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I've had fig newtons. I can eat a fig, but
not like a real fig.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Just take a bite there, really is that?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
They're furry?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Just again not a fruit lover.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Even Elvis wants one.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Do people just eat these like rant, like for for
pleasure like I packed I packed these figs for lunch.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
No, a bigger bite.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That is tastes like this tastes like.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It the dirt it came out of well, they come
from a tree. This is out of the ground. It
tastes Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Tastes like dirt.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
They're delicious.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
That's delicious to you. Oh my gosh. Okay, oh my god. Anyway, okay,
so there's that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Can I just like take it all and blend it
up in a blender and just like no shot of it?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No? Now, look, oh no, get good. Now, this is
plain yogurt.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I don't I only do frozen yogurt with all the
candy on.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Well, now that's out, all the sprinkles.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's out. So here, how about if I liven this
up and put some blueberries and strawberries in it? Because
you have to have strawberries and blueberries.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
In the plain yogurt. Well, just give me the plane yogurt.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I don't I'm not a yogurt fan, and I the
reason I don't like it is the consistency.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
See it makes me. It's a little bit funky to me.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We go, I'm out in the hatch.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh thanks for the biggest bite in the world.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
M h.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
No, no, no, no, no, swallow swallow it. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
This is literally like dealing with a toddler.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Who would eat plain yogurt. Why, what is the reason?
What is the pleasure? I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, you're really gonna love this.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I'm not eating a strawberries eat strawberries.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
No, I'm the only person on the planet that eats strawberries.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You have to start eating them, so you better get
used to it.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Butter Cup, because strawberries are the worst fruit in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
They're not How can you say that? Have you never
had a strawberry? Well you probably had a strawberry shake.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, I won't eat a strawberry shake, anything strawberry. Nothing
straw not even a strawberry popsicle.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm gonna what is that?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, it's a blueberry, all right, I think I can
handle that, Okay completely sor.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
But all right? Oh man, oh man, not that big
giant one.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Okay, strawberry?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
What freaks me out? Of these little seeds?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Delicious?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
All right? And that I need? Oh good? You forgot about.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
What?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, I didn't forget about the beads? Now?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
This? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
What on God's green earth is that? If that's tuna?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
It is?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh even do you like tuna? Do you like tuna fish,
sand witches or anything? Do you like tuna salada?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
No? I really kind of refuse.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Actually, you have to eat it, so you better get
used to it.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Well, give me a smaller portion, please, How.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Am I supposed to do that?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
After that?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh Lord, have mercy. So this is all the stuff
I'm supposed to eat to make myself feel better. And
I probably should start eating this stuff because of what
happened to me this morning?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
What happened to you this morning?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Anything? Fish?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No, I'm not eating the beets, by.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
The way, No, I'm not telling the story. I can't
tell a story. I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I can't, Marie, Marie, you be the judge. Tell me, Marie,
because Marie knows. I came down and I told her
what happened, and then she screamed when I said something
about the couch. No, I'm not gonna tell I'm not
(17:24):
gonna say anything.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Ready, Oh, the beatre, we go, there we go.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Now, listen, that's it.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm done. Not as bad as I thought.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
No, I'd rather not. Well, you have to, I'd actually
rather not.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I had a little bit, and that's fine. I've had
a lot of good stuff in me. I'm feeling better already.
I'm feeling great. I'm really feeling great.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay, So this morning I get dressed. I've been taking
these antibiotics and this other pill which I'm not sure
what it's for, but it's in relation to my intestines
and the infection. I put on my new I put
on new clothes for the day, which includes new underwear, pants, everything.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Well, does this mean the new underwear are now old?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I had to leave the house quickly, so I went, I, Oh,
I need to I need to pee before I leave.
So I was dressed really nicely too, because I had
to do a story down at the airport.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
So I pulled out my pants.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
And all of a sudden I let out a blood
curdling scream because in the smallest of ways, now, it
could have been a hell of a lot worse.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I crapped my pants without knowing.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's my god, I freaked out. I ran downstairs on
like Marie, Marie, am I covered in it? Where is it?
I don't know. I was sitting on the couch. Is
it on the couch? It wasn't in my pants? It
was only one spot.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
What's wrong with me? Wait?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Have you ever done that? Wait?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Of course you have.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I'm confused. You you shuit yourself and didn't know exactly.
So how does that happen exactly? Wait, you didn't feel it? Nope,
it was only a very tiny You don't even do
that on somebody's birthday. So it's not like it's this
cavernous thing where it's like throwing a hot dog down
(19:48):
an empty hallway.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It has to have something to do with the medication.
It has to.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
So you mean that slid out of you and you
didn't even know, and.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I had to go to do a report at the airport,
go to work, do all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
And here I'm going, great.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
This is gonna happen again, and I'm not going to know,
and I'm going to be that girl that was walking
around smelling like shit.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
You know what it would have been amazing is if
you would have been live on the air and it
would have been like news anchor shits herself on live TV.
That would have been the most amazing thing. No, not really, no,
it really would have.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
But that's concerning to me.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
This would be so famous right now.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
I can go viral.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh god, I totally would have.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
See I shouldn't have told that's right.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I always go one step too far, one step too far, always, always, always.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I lost it in a TJ Max. So there you go.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Now I want you, and you know how clear, I'm
throwing you in the fire and you I don't want
you to lie because I know when you're lying. Okay,
And I think we've all been there. Have you ever
pooped your pants?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
How many times were we talking? Once? Twice?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Times? Ah?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Maybe twice? Okay, So it was and it wasn't like
a full right release like I didn't just stay on there.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
And yeah, we don't need to go into details, but
I just want to. I just don't want to feel alone.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
No, you're You're definitely not alone, sister friend.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Do you producer, Claire, I'm sorry for this being the
very first question we asked you the podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
She doesn't waste any time.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Why do you feel so close with you?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
You really are gonna get a hell of a lot closer.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
But this is just does a twenty three year.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Old have you yet to this day? Has it happened
to you yet?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I have trusted a fart I should not have trusted.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Okay, you guys, both of you.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Thank you for being honest and for helping me not
feel like I'm a complete monster.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Oh no, you're a complete monster.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Related Oh my gosh, but lego.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
So anyway, thanks for bringing me.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You remember when I fell asleep in the bath? Seven?
Did it.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Recently?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
That's right, I was reading in the bath suven fell
asleep and I also, Claire trusted a fart.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
That happens. Man. Our human bodies are hard. My flesh
suit is fragile.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
But the thing with Eric was he's in the water.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That's really tough, and it's it's.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Hard to control.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You've never seen a man exit a tub so fast
in your entire life. I was out of there all
Oh my god, yeah like a girl year old girl.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Gosh.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay, Well, so that's been my incredible week. It's been
really fun feeling this great and now going through this.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
But hopefully where it ended up.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Happy that we have a new producer meet awesome and
understands and gets us.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I think she gets us.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Sorry, I think she does.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Okay, so now it's time. He said, you have a
lot of it. Oh wait, you wanted to talk about
your Halloween?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yes, all right, okay, what did you do? Because you
were going to do a Halloween contest.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Which Claire, we were a team. I was the lamboo
boo that hung off her backpack. She was a fourth
grader that had other things hanging from her backpack. She
had her hair, little pointytails. Nice, and so I was
the la booboo on her backpack and guess who won
(23:55):
the prize?
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
So it was a joint venture.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
And she also in the cahoots Uh trivia contest. Yeah,
she won two prizes.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Excellent.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
We had a good relation.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
But that night I was so exhausted just from everything
that I think I fell sleep at like six. I don't.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I think we had like one trigger treater and it
was the little Girl next door.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
What about you.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I went to the Sea World Halloween Haunt. Oh spectacular, Yeah, spectacular? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And was that Is it scary or is it scary
because of the kid aspect?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
No, there actually aren't that many kids there. It was
mainly adults. And they were serving drinks that were that
were out of those bags that hang on.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Like a oh like you're getting a drip.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, uh huh. I didn't drink or anything, but people
were walking around with them. And then my costume.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Was insane good or bad?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Oh? Good? I mean you're looking at it like basically
a T shirt. Yeah, yeah, I went all out.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
He still love dressing up for and we don't know
what happened.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I never liked dressing up ever, I hate Halloween.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
He somewhere down the line something happened to him well
in the.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Recent like five years that has made him not like Halloween,
and I don't know what it is. We have to
get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Did you go in the mazes, yes, because I'll say
I've scare acted for that event before you have.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yes, one more piece of the onion that's peeled away,
you did, I did.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I think two years ago you were the ones that
popped out of people and scared people.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, so not so. I worked on the operations team.
I did audio and lights and stuff. I was not
a performer. One night we were super short actors. I
finished my shift at the Dolphin show. I go up
to the office and my supervisor pulls me aside and
is like, do you want to scare act tonight? And
because I'm not a coward, I said yes, and they
(26:01):
said okay, and so they set me down and they
found me a clown costume, and then like two hours
later I was in front of people like running around screaming.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh my god. So I don't get scared. I mainly
will just laugh because I just I'm one of those
people that it doesn't matter how scary it is. It
cracks me up. Same with being on a roller coaster.
That thing can go around, upside down everything, and I
just laughed the entire time. The only time I screamed
(26:29):
was we were walking towards one of the things, like
an Area fifty one thing or whatever it was, and
a guy dressed like Dracula. I didn't see him, and
he peeked over my shoulder and he went, well, hello there,
and I screamed and bolted it. I don't like it
(26:53):
when people get that close to me. And then he
started chasing me, and I was all always all over.
I'm surprised there was not a trail of pooh.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I love the chasing.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh my god, I I can't with that.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
One of the rules you're not allowed to touch, You're
not allowed to what else.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
So we're all friends here. I don't know. I was
never trained. I just sort of went on, you're not
allowed to touch. Some people have those light up necklaces
that are like, please don't scare me. You're trying not
to scare those people.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Oh okay.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
The thing about the alcohols, people get pretty drunk pretty fast.
They push it pretty hard, and the people don't behave themselves.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, I bet yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Towards the end of the night, definitely, it's a there's
more fear in the actors.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I'd say there was a guy they like kind of
attack you guys.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah, oh, Oh see, that's what I wondered too, because
there was a guy next to me on one of
the roller coasters, the the King one with the Emperor,
the Emperor, and you know how fast that thing goes,
and how the guy next to me was hammered, and
I was all, if he throws up, oh my, I
(28:10):
will die. And that was my only thing, as I
was like, you know, because he was like, I'll try
and you know, and I was like, oh, but he was.
I think he might have passed out a little bit
on the right. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
So that didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
No, No, he did not happen. No.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Oh. And so then after.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
That I went home and went to bed.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Well at least you did something.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh it was so funny. I went out to dinner
with some friends on Thursday night and we went for
foe fah fah, and I you know, I'm not a drinker,
so I was like, I'll get a coffee and everybody
(29:02):
looked at me. It was kind of late. It was
like ten.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Pm, and oh god, you didn't get the Vietnamese coffee?
Did I did?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Wait, I bet you're up for two tears.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I was not. I went straight home and went because
the guy said are you kidding? And I said no,
why and he goes, You're going to be up for
hours and I said, oh, you obviously don't know me. Well,
I said I could drink a gallon of Red Bull
and go home and go right to bed sometimes. Yeah,
(29:31):
And halfway through the meal, I was all, I need
to go home and go to bed.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
And I went right home and went right slept all night.
That's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Well, I'm happy you went out and did something that
was that was fun, that was fun.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
It sounds like it was fun.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Anyway me, No, I didn't do anything fun because I
didn't feel good. But anyway, all good, except for when
we won at work. That was really fun. Our work
party was super fun. All right, let's do the double d.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Are you ready? We've got some good stuff and some
kind of kinky Stuffoo. Yeah, I'm gonna start out with
the bad news. I loved this actress so much. She
was the mother to Laura Dernt. Diane Ladd died at
eighty nine, twenty six days before she turned ninety, from
(30:24):
idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, which is like a scarring of your lungs.
And it's not super common, but she passed away. She
was in movies like Chinatown, Wild at Heart, Black Widow,
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, where she played Chevy Chase's mom. Yeah,
and twenty eight Days with Sondra Bullock. Oh wow, Yeah,
(30:48):
here we go. Diplo claims to have dated Katy Perry
and Justin Trudeau really the musician. Yeah, good for him,
spread it around. I'm not mad at that. Brittany has
deleted her Instagram regarding concerning posts she has been. Oh yeah,
(31:11):
she'll be back on. But I just watched on YouTube
her manager, Sam Lufty, her previous manager, was on and
it was a three part interview with him, and honestly,
it was so sad because I think he genuinely was
one of the only people that cared for her.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Like you hear both you hear two things about this dude. Yeah,
but hopefully hopefully you're right.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Well, if what he was saying was accurate, it really
does seem I heard things about him too that were
but he if what he is saying is one hundred
percent trough, he was the it seems like the only
one that was trying to do something to help her.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
So, so she's deleted her Instagram and then we don't
know like what she's doing like today, like.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
No, like the posts have been really weird, like my
wings have been ripped off and just odd stuff like
even odd for her. So I hope she's okay. You know,
I've rooted for my Lindsay Lowhand. I'm rooting for her.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
And Lindsay is coming out on top. She is, she's
had a kid.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
She's she lived in Dubai, she's had some good movies.
Do you know who? Uh, you're familiar with the frozen burrito? Right,
a frozen burrito? Like just you go into Ralph's and
get a frozen burrito. Well, yeah, heat it up in
(32:45):
the micro.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yes, I'm familiar with that.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Well, the dude that invented the frozen burrito, Dwayne Roberts,
died at eighty eight.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
How hard was it to to go up with a
frozen burrito?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I know, if that was easy trademarked that, Damn. I
wish I would have thought of that. You just stick
it in them, I know, to slap some beans in
a tortilla and micro oh man, Okay. Jessica Simpson is
celebrating her eighth year of sobriety. Oh wow, congratulations, Jessica.
(33:19):
She said that being dealing with alcohol stifled everything like
her creative.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Absolutely, it takes away your sense of humor. Yeah, that's
the one thing I really remember. You just you just
are not You never really laugh from the gut like you.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I'm so I'm so glad you're sober, because I love
making you laugh more than anything.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
I'd be laughing very fatally and.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Like, well, she only does that when I tell dad jokes.
You know that's true. Ditty's first prison job is cleaning
dirty laundry. Oh boy, I bet that's a slap in
the phase.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I have a question. Do you prisoners still make license plates?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I don't know. That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Because remember that was like that was like the thing,
like that was one of the jobs they pound out
license plates. I have what they do?
Speaker 4 (34:22):
They do and they make less than in one wage.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Well did you just look that up?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
No, I know this. We didn't show about this other You.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Are just a wealth of knowledge, Claire Claire.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Where am I going to get my vanity plates that
I ordered like three months ago?
Speaker 4 (34:39):
That I can't tell you?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Well? Is it?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Well, definitely not during the government shutdown, right because the
DC Like, I'm sure it's not at full but.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
If if people in prison are making them, is that
gonna affect I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You plate, I'm sorry you ordered vanity plates.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, I'll explain no later, there's a reason behind. I
know it sounds very, very vain, but I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Okay, And I got a couple more things. But the
last thing on this is I didn't even know this
was a show, and I had no idea that was
on for this long. MTV canceled ridiculousness after fourteen years
on the air.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
MTV doesn't exist anymore?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
It what?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
MTV is gone? Wait a meet, what do you mean
they have ceased to exist?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I wrote a story that they have now they've shut
down operations.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
MTV is gone.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Are you all looking at this to see if it's true?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Look it up?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Oh my god, that's so weird. Well, they definitely canceled
that show.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, I want to be validated because unless I dreamt this.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
You're beautiful and talented.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
That way.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Oh, the Wikipedia said MTV is an American cable television channel.
Oh uh, oh twas not twas.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Hey, Siri.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Is MTV still on TV. Let's see, MTV is still
on TV. However, its parent company, Paramount, announced that it
will be switching off MTV Music, MTV Eighties, MTV Nineties Club, MTV,
and MTV Live in the United Kingdom and Island.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I had no idea that that even existed.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Well, I just spread some incorrect information.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Well, it's a good thing that we're still on the air,
so that we can.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
MTV does exist, is fully functional. Ridiculousness, though it does
not exist, does not exist.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
So just go by what I said. Enough by what
she said.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Okay, I'm sick. I'm sick. Remember I'm sick.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Oh, that's right, she's getting her info late. Guess what
I Binge watched in one night the other night was
the it thing? No, I just watched that last night,
the second episode. I don't know what was more terrifying,
the first episode or the second.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
I don't think I can handle it.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
It was I was a nervous wreck.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
What did you, Binge watch?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Completely selling Sunset?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh gosh, I can't handle those two dudes that own the.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Two little brothers, the two little twin brothers.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I can't deal and the opulence and the wealth and
the Clone. I just I don't know if I don't
know if I'm jealous or if I'm just if it
annoys me, and I just can't watch it.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I can't watch Oh my god, why should I.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Watch to every single second?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Why?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Because it's so good?
Speaker 3 (37:50):
But why?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I mean, these these chicks earn these commissions off these houses,
like almost a million dollars off of selling one house, and.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
I'm just like, look at them, they're probably.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Well. The best thing about this show is if you
followed it from the beginning like I have. I think
this is the sixth season. They all look completely different
because they've had so much work done that they all
look like they're well, allegedly, they all look like they
are completely different people because of all the work. Yeah,
(38:26):
all right, So I watched two movies. So I went
and saw the other day. Oh, Black Phone two. It
was really good.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Was it as good as the first one?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah? It was very, very good. And one of the
previews that I saw before the movie was it was
called ce Sue Sisu Road to Vengeance I think it
was called, and it said that it opened in November
this month, and so I was like, I've never heard
(39:07):
of this and it was like a mad Max on steroids.
It looked it. I can't wait to see it, because
you know, I love my action movies. So I look
at it and I said, that looks like Stephen Lang
who was the blind guy and don't Breathe Remember that
movie where the people rob him and he traps him
(39:29):
in his house. Did you ever see it? It's great.
So I look him up and I see that he's
in this movie. But I see that there's another movie
called Se Sue. So I watched on Hulu last night.
It's a two parter. I had never even heard of
(39:50):
the first part of it. It was fantastic. So if
you're looking for a really good action movie, it's called
Ce Sue Sisked You, and it's all on Hulu and
Disney and it's action from beginning to end, and it's
ninety minutes, super quick, and it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I need to see that one with Emma Stone and Jesse.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
It looks so weird.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I don't know if I oh, I can't even.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
I heard it is off the rails, crazy.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I know.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
And that's so I think she's an alien or something.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
And so this guy kidnaps her.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
She's like this high powered business woman and this dude
thinks he's an an alien and what happens and.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Oh my god, it looks crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I also watched The Woman in Cabin ten with Kurt Knightley.
It was good. Wow, you really are selling sun Set
Is on Netflixes.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
You really have quite the social life. No, don't you.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I really do a lot of.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Time to watch TV.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
You really do, He claims he's always too busy to
hang out and do like things with me.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
That's okay, I understand I would.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Do any thing with you. Well, accept that one main thing.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
On the one, the one most awful thing that you
could possibly think.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, that looks like the flower and Little Shop of
Horn stop it.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Okay? So this okay?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
So again, Oh, by the way, in it in the
second episode, are you going to watch it?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
I may?
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Okay, there's a scene and this is why I'm afraid
of vaginas. That's all I'm gonna say. And it literally
cements my thought process on that.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
On a final note about vaginas, yes, somebody told me
that people that use ozembic and medication like it and.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Then suddenly stop.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Not only does the weight come back, but apparently something
horrific happens to your nether regions, like something bad that
is that that people have been needing procedures to get
it back to where it used to be.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh, you get a clin like you you sport a dick?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
No no, no, no, no, no, it just gets loose. It
gets really like Lucy Goosey and something crazy, like something
like mudflaps.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Oh, I don't know what she's like. I don't know
what she's talking about, because now I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
I knew better. I knew better.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
I mean, no, are you talking about like the lips
are on the outside.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Let's end anyway? Why did I say that?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
So? Well? No, now I'm now I'm well, well look
well how about this. We're going to end the show.
We're gonna spare Claire this part of you going down.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
The rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Oh okay, I don't want to see a picture. I
just want you to tell me what it is like.
You know, if if women take steroids, they get.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I know, I know what happens. That's not what happened. No,
it's like the opposite.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Everything just falls out.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Whatever. Gross any way, just appreciate you guys watching Claire
Yay podcast great job. I believe that we're live on YouTube.
I believe that we have this ready for you guys
on Tuesday, and.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Make sure you watch. Let's make a deal on wins.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Oh my god, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's I'm either a big winner or a big giant loser.
What happens? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I am wet with anticipation, and.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Well, we'll be back next week with two brand new
episodes that are so excited, so great and hopefully Claire Claire,
are you going.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
To be back?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
That's the question.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
I hope so yes, Okay, I'm gonna give it.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yes, Okay did you did you enjoy it?
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (43:57):
More than you thought you would or less?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I always Okay. Now here comes the hundred.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Question means what please?
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Do you like Laura better?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah? This is yeah, you have to do number one
and ever two.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Okay, okay, So for this show, I like Laura better
because you kept moving your mic when you were getting
the food. Oh but for next show there might be
a new winner.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Oh see, so that means you have to come back. Yeah,
because I'm gonna I'm gonna outperform you. I'm very competitive.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
He is what he needs that top spot always, but no,
now I have it, so thank you better.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Watch out for I might loop up your stairs.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Stairs for what reason?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Claire got it? You figure it out.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
So that you fall down them on a slip and fall.
Do you lose point? I don't know that you his
points for being injured and the Clare. I don't know
what the Claire rules are yet, but I don't think
shoot attempted murder. I think it's not going to do
well in the Claire rules.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah, she's she's got a good head on her should
She's not gonna get She's not going to be appreciated.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
All right. Keep the lube by my bed.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Please do do not bring it in here. Whatever you do,
I don't you want to know that you have it
by your bed. Okay, anyway, thank you so much you
guys for watching. Thank you Joyful for buying a badge
that was so nice.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Thank you Joyful.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Sure appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Great job, Claire, Claire, you are star and we love
you too.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Marie, thank you for hanging out and love you being
my support today.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
And I love you my steep babies, and love your podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I love you. I'm so sorry about your leaky butt.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Oh, thank you, thank you,
Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you so much
for joining us. We sure appreciate it. Happy November.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I don't want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It because time is flying you like the.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Text that I sent you the other.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Day, I have no recollection of the time of all
the Christmas stuff. Oh god, Well, what are you gonna
do now? Now?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Is it's in full effect the Christmas?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
People are putting up Christmas stuff already.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Like big time.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
They're kind of skipping right over Thanksgiving if we're going
right into Christmas so or the holidays or whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yes, thank you again for saying.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I just can't stand seeing Christmas decorations in August.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I can't say.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It drives me nuts.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But anyway, thinks I.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Know exactly, Matt, Why so early?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
That's so much for watching?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, So first and foremost, as you know, last week
was Brian's last week. Brian was producer Brian who've had
on the show for three years and we love so much.
He is moving back to his family on the East Coast,
so we wish him the best. We Okay, let me
explain something quickly before we get to our new producer.
(01:28):
Oh so the last episode we did we didn't post yet,
and there is a reason behind that.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm not going to make you uncomfortable. Don't get all crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It went a little bit off the rails, let me
just put it that way. So we have not edited ever,
not what we have over six hundred episodes. We have
not edited a one not one word out, not one phrase,
not one picture. But this one we had to do
a couple little tweaks just so it didn't sound as
(02:02):
inappropriate as it came across, because it was all in
good fun. But if you were just to watch it,
it may have shot you. Let me say, Eric was
like it had he had. It was like he had
just jumped in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That's how we so and not wet in a good way, no,
really bad, so a bad way.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
But we watched it. Brian and I actually watched it
after the fact to see like what we could cut
out or whatever, because we do have some nice goodbyes
and he has some nice things to say, and we
were cracking up because some of it is actually way
funnier than you remember.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Really, I don't really remember much.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
So we are going to do.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Uh, We're going to do this episode with our new producer,
and then we're going to post Brian's last episode. Uh
probably tonight or tomorrow morning for sure, because he deserves
that and we wish him the best and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yes, we do.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Now d we have a new producer. Well, Eric literally
met her like five minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Ago, and we're already be a f I know.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I told you. Her name is Claire.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
She is also could be our daughter, yes, because we
always laughed at uh that Brian could be our sign
because he was twenty five.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Claire is even younger than that. Claire, you're twenty three
or twenty.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Four, twenty three?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh my gosh, I know I'm not old enough to
I'm old enough to be her grandfather. You I'm maybe
in two months, I'm going to be fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Why would you say that out loud right now?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Because I don't care?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Okay, Now, look, you could literally be her grand.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, isn't that what you'd have to rub it in?
Didn't I just say?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
She just way you get to know her over the months.
She I work with Claire in the Super Hot and
Happening And I'm not even kidding. We are we are
on fire the cogo AM six settered newsroom. She is
a force to be reckoned with. She's so smart, she's
(04:01):
so unique. She I knew she didn't know how to
run any of these controls when she walked in here
about an hour ago and boom, look we're on We're
ready to go.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
She's that fast of a learner. Hi, Claire much, Welcome
to Laura Kane after Dark.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Now you do sound like you're going to be the
voice of reason. So you're going to have to keep
this one in check right here. She tends to get
really racy and say really inappropriate things.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I say inappropriate things. Why don't well I appropriate things though?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah? Get ready? Get ready?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah excellent.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
There are a lot laugh at my shirt.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
So this woman right here is an onion with many, many, many,
many layers that I cannot wait to get down to business.
It's I mean some of just sprinkling of things that
she's just like kind of like sprinkled on me in
the newsroom.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I've been like, wh what?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
God?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Really?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
That's so like crazy and cool at the same time.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I love it. Can wait anyways, So Claire's our new
producer welcome, Claire, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Other big news coming up on Wednesday. Now I may
have posted the wrong time. I already posted a video
about this because I wanted you guys to get ready.
But I finally am able to tell you that I
was a contestant on Let's Make a Deal, which airs Wednesday,
this coming Wednesday, in two days or like tomorrow the
(05:37):
fifth on CBS Live. I said ten o'clock because I
looked it up and it said ten o'clock. But some
people are saying it's on at nine o'clock in the morning.
I don't know. Just try to find it and I'll
try to post the video after the fact because I'm
not gonna. I can't say whether I won. I can't
(05:57):
say whether I walked away with nothing. I just want
to know what did I do to Wayne Brady? Did
I hug him, fall to his knees, fall to my knees,
run around, frown was my back to the camera like
it was a complete and total blur.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And I'll tell you also how you can get on
this show, because I'm telling you right up two hours
up the road, here are many game shows and there's
a lot of money to be won, and you easily
could get on one of these shows, and I'll.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Tell you how.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And I'm not gonna say anything else because you're gonna
have to watch the show or else, you know, I
might get in trouble. But this, finally I can say
we recorded this in March. That's how long the turnaround
time was. I had to hold this in since March. Yeah,
so anyway, that's gonna be on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'm totally excited.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm gonna watch it at work because I don't have
cable or see so I'm going to watch it from
work and actually record it on my phone.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And then my mom said, oh, well recorded from with
our I don't know what they have.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
She may have a VCR still, I don't even know,
but I'm like, thank you, mom, please, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
That'd be great. And then.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Before we talk about your double D which Eric has
a boatload I do, and about what we did for Halloween.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I have I'm sick.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, I'm sick.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So the last week I have felt like I was pregnant.
Now obviously that is like not a possibility.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Because your last viable egg is on my old floor
of my old house.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well that ship has sailed, and believe me, there's no
there's been no action to even make that happen, miraculously happen.
So I've just been feeling really nauseous, achy like uh,
just irritable, just not well tired. So I don't have
health insurance at the moment. And so we took a
(08:13):
little trip down to Mexico and went to one of
the doctors down there that's attached to a pharmacy. There's
doctors that are attached to pharmacy, so you can get
the prescription, then go writing and get your antibiotics away.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh got it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So the woman she didn't she spoke broken English. I
speak broken Spanish, so we managed to communicate. What she
told me was she sat, she laid me down. Then
she went tap tap tap tap tap tap on my
stomach with the stethoscope and she's like, oh, oh no,
(08:48):
tap taptop something's wrong there. She said something either it's
hollow or it's hard. I don't or hollow and hard,
if that's a possible. Something's wrong with my gut. And
she said there's a major infection. That's why I feel.
So it makes sense. So I'm taking like these horse
(09:13):
pill antibiotics twice a day.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And how do you feel.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'm feeling a little bit better. It's only been it's
been like two and a half days.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I'm very concerned that she got all that information from
the stethoscope.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
No, she well, obviously she feels it has something to
do with my.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
All right, I'm not gonna tell.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Okay, sorry what.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, I'm gonna what. I'm gonna think. I'm gonna do
something that I never do. And I'm gonna think before
I speak. I'm gonna tell you I could tell. I
might tell you the story this morning, but let me
just say that I am on antibiotics, I'm on all
this other medication. And so she gave me this list
of stuff that I am not to eat. Do not
(10:03):
eat this stuff, don't drink sodas, don't have flower towards
he is, don't eat.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
This, don't eat that I know.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
So she gave me a list of things that I
need to start eating immediately. And this week, so oh, yes,
my my bestie over here, Yes, decided to go out
and go shopping for me. Because the things on that
list make me want to die.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
These were all in the list.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
These are Okay, do you need a spit bucket or
a spatoon or like a throw up bucket. I'm going
to make these.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Things on here.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I understand they're probably they're probably very healthy, but I'm
not that kind of eater.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Here, I just want you to start with this now,
mind you. All this stuff is stuff I would eat.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It's normal. It really is for most healthy people.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
For you who doesn't touch food or greens, are fruit
or greens. I'm gonna take the.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Little Oh that's a piece of fruit.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
This is a pear. Now I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I I know, I just I don't like to eat fruit.
And she said I was not allowed to drink juice
in replacement of that because of the sugar.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
This is a pear. Okay, all right now it's good.
It's good for you.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay, now let me Why would anybody eat that for pleasure?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't want any more of it.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
It tastes like a really mushy, tasteless apple.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Pears are delicious. No, oh my god, you are really
not a fan? You are?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh hell no?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yes, beets? Are you have to eat beats? It was
on the list.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh sorry, that's not fair. Evan loves those things.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
And you've never had a beat salad. No, you are insane.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
They beats, smell grows, they look gross.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
If they're you know, you're really a challenge. What is
that a fig? Now you've had a fig Newton?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I've had fig newtons. I can eat a fig, but
not like a real fig.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Just take a bite there, really is that?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
They're furry?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Just again not a fruit lover.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Even Elvis wants one.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Do people just eat these like rant, like for for
pleasure like I packed I packed these figs for lunch.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
No, a bigger bite.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That is tastes like this tastes like.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It the dirt it came out of well, they come
from a tree. This is out of the ground. It
tastes Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Tastes like dirt.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
They're delicious.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
That's delicious to you. Oh my gosh. Okay, oh my god. Anyway, okay,
so there's that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Can I just like take it all and blend it
up in a blender and just like no shot of it?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No? Now, look, oh no, get good. Now, this is
plain yogurt.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I don't I only do frozen yogurt with all the
candy on.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Well, now that's out, all the sprinkles.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's out. So here, how about if I liven this
up and put some blueberries and strawberries in it? Because
you have to have strawberries and blueberries.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
In the plain yogurt. Well, just give me the plane yogurt.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I don't I'm not a yogurt fan, and I the
reason I don't like it is the consistency.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
See it makes me. It's a little bit funky to me.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We go, I'm out in the hatch.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh thanks for the biggest bite in the world.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
M h.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
No, no, no, no, no, swallow swallow it. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
This is literally like dealing with a toddler.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Who would eat plain yogurt. Why, what is the reason?
What is the pleasure? I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, you're really gonna love this.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I'm not eating a strawberries eat strawberries.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
No, I'm the only person on the planet that eats strawberries.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You have to start eating them, so you better get
used to it.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Butter Cup, because strawberries are the worst fruit in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
They're not How can you say that? Have you never
had a strawberry? Well you probably had a strawberry shake.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, I won't eat a strawberry shake, anything strawberry. Nothing
straw not even a strawberry popsicle.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm gonna what is that?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, it's a blueberry, all right, I think I can
handle that, Okay completely sor.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
But all right? Oh man, oh man, not that big
giant one.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Okay, strawberry?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
What freaks me out? Of these little seeds?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Delicious?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
All right? And that I need? Oh good? You forgot about.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
What?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, I didn't forget about the beads? Now?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
This? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
What on God's green earth is that? If that's tuna?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
It is?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh even do you like tuna? Do you like tuna fish,
sand witches or anything? Do you like tuna salada?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
No? I really kind of refuse.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Actually, you have to eat it, so you better get
used to it.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Well, give me a smaller portion, please, How.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Am I supposed to do that?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
After that?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh Lord, have mercy. So this is all the stuff
I'm supposed to eat to make myself feel better. And
I probably should start eating this stuff because of what
happened to me this morning?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
What happened to you this morning?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Anything? Fish?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No, I'm not eating the beets, by.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
The way, No, I'm not telling the story. I can't
tell a story. I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I can't, Marie, Marie, you be the judge. Tell me, Marie,
because Marie knows. I came down and I told her
what happened, and then she screamed when I said something
about the couch. No, I'm not gonna tell I'm not
(17:24):
gonna say anything.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Ready, Oh, the beatre, we go, there we go.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Now, listen, that's it.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm done. Not as bad as I thought.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
No, I'd rather not. Well, you have to, I'd actually
rather not.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I had a little bit, and that's fine. I've had
a lot of good stuff in me. I'm feeling better already.
I'm feeling great. I'm really feeling great.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay, So this morning I get dressed. I've been taking
these antibiotics and this other pill which I'm not sure
what it's for, but it's in relation to my intestines
and the infection. I put on my new I put
on new clothes for the day, which includes new underwear, pants, everything.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Well, does this mean the new underwear are now old?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I had to leave the house quickly, so I went, I, Oh,
I need to I need to pee before I leave.
So I was dressed really nicely too, because I had
to do a story down at the airport.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
So I pulled out my pants.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
And all of a sudden I let out a blood
curdling scream because in the smallest of ways, now, it
could have been a hell of a lot worse.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I crapped my pants without knowing.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's my god, I freaked out. I ran downstairs on
like Marie, Marie, am I covered in it? Where is it?
I don't know. I was sitting on the couch. Is
it on the couch? It wasn't in my pants? It
was only one spot.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
What's wrong with me? Wait?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Have you ever done that? Wait?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Of course you have.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I'm confused. You you shuit yourself and didn't know exactly.
So how does that happen exactly? Wait, you didn't feel it? Nope,
it was only a very tiny You don't even do
that on somebody's birthday. So it's not like it's this
cavernous thing where it's like throwing a hot dog down
(19:48):
an empty hallway.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It has to have something to do with the medication.
It has to.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
So you mean that slid out of you and you
didn't even know, and.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I had to go to do a report at the airport,
go to work, do all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
And here I'm going, great.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
This is gonna happen again, and I'm not going to know,
and I'm going to be that girl that was walking
around smelling like shit.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
You know what it would have been amazing is if
you would have been live on the air and it
would have been like news anchor shits herself on live TV.
That would have been the most amazing thing. No, not really, no,
it really would have.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
But that's concerning to me.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
This would be so famous right now.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
I can go viral.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh god, I totally would have.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
See I shouldn't have told that's right.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I always go one step too far, one step too far, always, always, always.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I lost it in a TJ Max. So there you go.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Now I want you, and you know how clear, I'm
throwing you in the fire and you I don't want
you to lie because I know when you're lying. Okay,
And I think we've all been there. Have you ever
pooped your pants?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
How many times were we talking? Once? Twice?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Times? Ah?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Maybe twice? Okay, So it was and it wasn't like
a full right release like I didn't just stay on there.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
And yeah, we don't need to go into details, but
I just want to. I just don't want to feel alone.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
No, you're You're definitely not alone, sister friend.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Do you producer, Claire, I'm sorry for this being the
very first question we asked you the podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
She doesn't waste any time.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Why do you feel so close with you?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
You really are gonna get a hell of a lot closer.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
But this is just does a twenty three year.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Old have you yet to this day? Has it happened
to you yet?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I have trusted a fart I should not have trusted.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Okay, you guys, both of you.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Thank you for being honest and for helping me not
feel like I'm a complete monster.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Oh no, you're a complete monster.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Related Oh my gosh, but lego.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
So anyway, thanks for bringing me.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You remember when I fell asleep in the bath? Seven?
Did it.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Recently?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
That's right, I was reading in the bath suven fell
asleep and I also, Claire trusted a fart.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
That happens. Man. Our human bodies are hard. My flesh
suit is fragile.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
But the thing with Eric was he's in the water.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That's really tough, and it's it's.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Hard to control.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You've never seen a man exit a tub so fast
in your entire life. I was out of there all
Oh my god, yeah like a girl year old girl.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Gosh.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay, Well, so that's been my incredible week. It's been
really fun feeling this great and now going through this.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
But hopefully where it ended up.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Happy that we have a new producer meet awesome and
understands and gets us.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I think she gets us.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Sorry, I think she does.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Okay, so now it's time. He said, you have a
lot of it. Oh wait, you wanted to talk about
your Halloween?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yes, all right, okay, what did you do? Because you
were going to do a Halloween contest.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Which Claire, we were a team. I was the lamboo
boo that hung off her backpack. She was a fourth
grader that had other things hanging from her backpack. She
had her hair, little pointytails. Nice, and so I was
the la booboo on her backpack and guess who won
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the prize?
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
So it was a joint venture.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
And she also in the cahoots Uh trivia contest. Yeah,
she won two prizes.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Excellent.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
We had a good relation.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
But that night I was so exhausted just from everything
that I think I fell sleep at like six. I don't.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I think we had like one trigger treater and it
was the little Girl next door.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
What about you.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I went to the Sea World Halloween Haunt. Oh spectacular, Yeah, spectacular? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And was that Is it scary or is it scary
because of the kid aspect?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
No, there actually aren't that many kids there. It was
mainly adults. And they were serving drinks that were that
were out of those bags that hang on.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Like a oh like you're getting a drip.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, uh huh. I didn't drink or anything, but people
were walking around with them. And then my costume.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Was insane good or bad?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Oh? Good? I mean you're looking at it like basically
a T shirt. Yeah, yeah, I went all out.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
He still love dressing up for and we don't know
what happened.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I never liked dressing up ever, I hate Halloween.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
He somewhere down the line something happened to him well
in the.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Recent like five years that has made him not like Halloween,
and I don't know what it is. We have to
get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Did you go in the mazes, yes, because I'll say
I've scare acted for that event before you have.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yes, one more piece of the onion that's peeled away,
you did, I did.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I think two years ago you were the ones that
popped out of people and scared people.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, so not so. I worked on the operations team.
I did audio and lights and stuff. I was not
a performer. One night we were super short actors. I
finished my shift at the Dolphin show. I go up
to the office and my supervisor pulls me aside and
is like, do you want to scare act tonight? And
because I'm not a coward, I said yes, and they
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said okay, and so they set me down and they
found me a clown costume, and then like two hours
later I was in front of people like running around screaming.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh my god. So I don't get scared. I mainly
will just laugh because I just I'm one of those
people that it doesn't matter how scary it is. It
cracks me up. Same with being on a roller coaster.
That thing can go around, upside down everything, and I
just laughed the entire time. The only time I screamed
(26:29):
was we were walking towards one of the things, like
an Area fifty one thing or whatever it was, and
a guy dressed like Dracula. I didn't see him, and
he peeked over my shoulder and he went, well, hello there,
and I screamed and bolted it. I don't like it
(26:53):
when people get that close to me. And then he
started chasing me, and I was all always all over.
I'm surprised there was not a trail of pooh.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I love the chasing.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh my god, I I can't with that.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
One of the rules you're not allowed to touch, You're
not allowed to what else.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
So we're all friends here. I don't know. I was
never trained. I just sort of went on, you're not
allowed to touch. Some people have those light up necklaces
that are like, please don't scare me. You're trying not
to scare those people.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Oh okay.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
The thing about the alcohols, people get pretty drunk pretty fast.
They push it pretty hard, and the people don't behave themselves.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, I bet yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Towards the end of the night, definitely, it's a there's
more fear in the actors.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I'd say there was a guy they like kind of
attack you guys.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah, oh, Oh see, that's what I wondered too, because
there was a guy next to me on one of
the roller coasters, the the King one with the Emperor,
the Emperor, and you know how fast that thing goes,
and how the guy next to me was hammered, and
I was all, if he throws up, oh my, I
(28:10):
will die. And that was my only thing, as I
was like, you know, because he was like, I'll try
and you know, and I was like, oh, but he was.
I think he might have passed out a little bit
on the right. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
So that didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
No, No, he did not happen. No.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Oh. And so then after.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
That I went home and went to bed.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Well at least you did something.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh it was so funny. I went out to dinner
with some friends on Thursday night and we went for
foe fah fah, and I you know, I'm not a drinker,
so I was like, I'll get a coffee and everybody
(29:02):
looked at me. It was kind of late. It was
like ten.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Pm, and oh god, you didn't get the Vietnamese coffee?
Did I did?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Wait, I bet you're up for two tears.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I was not. I went straight home and went because
the guy said are you kidding? And I said no,
why and he goes, You're going to be up for
hours and I said, oh, you obviously don't know me. Well,
I said I could drink a gallon of Red Bull
and go home and go right to bed sometimes. Yeah,
(29:31):
And halfway through the meal, I was all, I need
to go home and go to bed.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
And I went right home and went right slept all night.
That's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Well, I'm happy you went out and did something that
was that was fun, that was fun.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
It sounds like it was fun.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Anyway me, No, I didn't do anything fun because I
didn't feel good. But anyway, all good, except for when
we won at work. That was really fun. Our work
party was super fun. All right, let's do the double d.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Are you ready? We've got some good stuff and some
kind of kinky Stuffoo. Yeah, I'm gonna start out with
the bad news. I loved this actress so much. She
was the mother to Laura Dernt. Diane Ladd died at
eighty nine, twenty six days before she turned ninety, from
(30:24):
idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, which is like a scarring of your lungs.
And it's not super common, but she passed away. She
was in movies like Chinatown, Wild at Heart, Black Widow,
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, where she played Chevy Chase's mom. Yeah,
and twenty eight Days with Sondra Bullock. Oh wow, Yeah,
(30:48):
here we go. Diplo claims to have dated Katy Perry
and Justin Trudeau really the musician. Yeah, good for him,
spread it around. I'm not mad at that. Brittany has
deleted her Instagram regarding concerning posts she has been. Oh yeah,
(31:11):
she'll be back on. But I just watched on YouTube
her manager, Sam Lufty, her previous manager, was on and
it was a three part interview with him, and honestly,
it was so sad because I think he genuinely was
one of the only people that cared for her.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Like you hear both you hear two things about this dude. Yeah,
but hopefully hopefully you're right.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Well, if what he was saying was accurate, it really
does seem I heard things about him too that were
but he if what he is saying is one hundred
percent trough, he was the it seems like the only
one that was trying to do something to help her.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
So, so she's deleted her Instagram and then we don't
know like what she's doing like today, like.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
No, like the posts have been really weird, like my
wings have been ripped off and just odd stuff like
even odd for her. So I hope she's okay. You know,
I've rooted for my Lindsay Lowhand. I'm rooting for her.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
And Lindsay is coming out on top. She is, she's
had a kid.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
She's she lived in Dubai, she's had some good movies.
Do you know who? Uh, you're familiar with the frozen burrito? Right,
a frozen burrito? Like just you go into Ralph's and
get a frozen burrito. Well, yeah, heat it up in
(32:45):
the micro.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yes, I'm familiar with that.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Well, the dude that invented the frozen burrito, Dwayne Roberts,
died at eighty eight.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
How hard was it to to go up with a
frozen burrito?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I know, if that was easy trademarked that, Damn. I
wish I would have thought of that. You just stick
it in them, I know, to slap some beans in
a tortilla and micro oh man, Okay. Jessica Simpson is
celebrating her eighth year of sobriety. Oh wow, congratulations, Jessica.
(33:19):
She said that being dealing with alcohol stifled everything like
her creative.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Absolutely, it takes away your sense of humor. Yeah, that's
the one thing I really remember. You just you just
are not You never really laugh from the gut like you.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I'm so I'm so glad you're sober, because I love
making you laugh more than anything.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
I'd be laughing very fatally and.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Like, well, she only does that when I tell dad jokes.
You know that's true. Ditty's first prison job is cleaning
dirty laundry. Oh boy, I bet that's a slap in
the phase.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I have a question. Do you prisoners still make license plates?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I don't know. That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Because remember that was like that was like the thing,
like that was one of the jobs they pound out
license plates. I have what they do?
Speaker 4 (34:22):
They do and they make less than in one wage.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Well did you just look that up?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
No, I know this. We didn't show about this other You.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Are just a wealth of knowledge, Claire Claire.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Where am I going to get my vanity plates that
I ordered like three months ago?
Speaker 4 (34:39):
That I can't tell you?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Well? Is it?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Well, definitely not during the government shutdown, right because the
DC Like, I'm sure it's not at full but.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
If if people in prison are making them, is that
gonna affect I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You plate, I'm sorry you ordered vanity plates.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, I'll explain no later, there's a reason behind. I
know it sounds very, very vain, but I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Okay, And I got a couple more things. But the
last thing on this is I didn't even know this
was a show, and I had no idea that was
on for this long. MTV canceled ridiculousness after fourteen years
on the air.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
MTV doesn't exist anymore?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
It what?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
MTV is gone? Wait a meet, what do you mean
they have ceased to exist?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I wrote a story that they have now they've shut
down operations.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
MTV is gone.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Are you all looking at this to see if it's true?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Look it up?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Oh my god, that's so weird. Well, they definitely canceled
that show.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, I want to be validated because unless I dreamt this.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
You're beautiful and talented.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
That way.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Oh, the Wikipedia said MTV is an American cable television channel.
Oh uh, oh twas not twas.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Hey, Siri.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Is MTV still on TV. Let's see, MTV is still
on TV. However, its parent company, Paramount, announced that it
will be switching off MTV Music, MTV Eighties, MTV Nineties Club, MTV,
and MTV Live in the United Kingdom and Island.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I had no idea that that even existed.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Well, I just spread some incorrect information.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Well, it's a good thing that we're still on the air,
so that we can.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
MTV does exist, is fully functional. Ridiculousness, though it does
not exist, does not exist.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
So just go by what I said. Enough by what
she said.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Okay, I'm sick. I'm sick. Remember I'm sick.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Oh, that's right, she's getting her info late. Guess what
I Binge watched in one night the other night was
the it thing? No, I just watched that last night,
the second episode. I don't know what was more terrifying,
the first episode or the second.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
I don't think I can handle it.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
It was I was a nervous wreck.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
What did you, Binge watch?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Completely selling Sunset?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh gosh, I can't handle those two dudes that own the.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Two little brothers, the two little twin brothers.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I can't deal and the opulence and the wealth and
the Clone. I just I don't know if I don't
know if I'm jealous or if I'm just if it
annoys me, and I just can't watch it.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I can't watch Oh my god, why should I.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Watch to every single second?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Why?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Because it's so good?
Speaker 3 (37:50):
But why?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I mean, these these chicks earn these commissions off these houses,
like almost a million dollars off of selling one house, and.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
I'm just like, look at them, they're probably.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Well. The best thing about this show is if you
followed it from the beginning like I have. I think
this is the sixth season. They all look completely different
because they've had so much work done that they all
look like they're well, allegedly, they all look like they
are completely different people because of all the work. Yeah,
(38:26):
all right, So I watched two movies. So I went
and saw the other day. Oh, Black Phone two. It
was really good.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Was it as good as the first one?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah? It was very, very good. And one of the
previews that I saw before the movie was it was
called ce Sue Sisu Road to Vengeance I think it
was called, and it said that it opened in November
this month, and so I was like, I've never heard
(39:07):
of this and it was like a mad Max on steroids.
It looked it. I can't wait to see it, because
you know, I love my action movies. So I look
at it and I said, that looks like Stephen Lang
who was the blind guy and don't Breathe Remember that
movie where the people rob him and he traps him
(39:29):
in his house. Did you ever see it? It's great.
So I look him up and I see that he's
in this movie. But I see that there's another movie
called Se Sue. So I watched on Hulu last night.
It's a two parter. I had never even heard of
(39:50):
the first part of it. It was fantastic. So if
you're looking for a really good action movie, it's called
Ce Sue Sisked You, and it's all on Hulu and
Disney and it's action from beginning to end, and it's
ninety minutes, super quick, and it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I need to see that one with Emma Stone and Jesse.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
It looks so weird.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I don't know if I oh, I can't even.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
I heard it is off the rails, crazy.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I know.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
And that's so I think she's an alien or something.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
And so this guy kidnaps her.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
She's like this high powered business woman and this dude
thinks he's an an alien and what happens and.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Oh my god, it looks crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I also watched The Woman in Cabin ten with Kurt Knightley.
It was good. Wow, you really are selling sun Set
Is on Netflixes.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
You really have quite the social life. No, don't you.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I really do a lot of.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Time to watch TV.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
You really do, He claims he's always too busy to
hang out and do like things with me.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
That's okay, I understand I would.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Do any thing with you. Well, accept that one main thing.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
On the one, the one most awful thing that you
could possibly think.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, that looks like the flower and Little Shop of
Horn stop it.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Okay? So this okay?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
So again, Oh, by the way, in it in the
second episode, are you going to watch it?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
I may?
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Okay, there's a scene and this is why I'm afraid
of vaginas. That's all I'm gonna say. And it literally
cements my thought process on that.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
On a final note about vaginas, yes, somebody told me
that people that use ozembic and medication like it and.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Then suddenly stop.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Not only does the weight come back, but apparently something
horrific happens to your nether regions, like something bad that
is that that people have been needing procedures to get
it back to where it used to be.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh, you get a clin like you you sport a dick?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
No no, no, no, no, no, it just gets loose. It
gets really like Lucy Goosey and something crazy, like something
like mudflaps.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Oh, I don't know what she's like. I don't know
what she's talking about, because now I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
I knew better. I knew better.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
I mean, no, are you talking about like the lips
are on the outside.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Let's end anyway? Why did I say that?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
So? Well? No, now I'm now I'm well, well look
well how about this. We're going to end the show.
We're gonna spare Claire this part of you going down.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
The rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Oh okay, I don't want to see a picture. I
just want you to tell me what it is like.
You know, if if women take steroids, they get.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I know, I know what happens. That's not what happened. No,
it's like the opposite.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Everything just falls out.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Whatever. Gross any way, just appreciate you guys watching Claire
Yay podcast great job. I believe that we're live on YouTube.
I believe that we have this ready for you guys
on Tuesday, and.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Make sure you watch. Let's make a deal on wins.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Oh my god, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's I'm either a big winner or a big giant loser.
What happens? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I am wet with anticipation, and.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Well, we'll be back next week with two brand new
episodes that are so excited, so great and hopefully Claire Claire,
are you going.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
To be back?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
That's the question.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
I hope so yes, Okay, I'm gonna give it.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yes, Okay did you did you enjoy it?
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (43:57):
More than you thought you would or less?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I always Okay. Now here comes the hundred.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Question means what please?
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Do you like Laura better?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah? This is yeah, you have to do number one
and ever two.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Okay, okay, So for this show, I like Laura better
because you kept moving your mic when you were getting
the food. Oh but for next show there might be
a new winner.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Oh see, so that means you have to come back. Yeah,
because I'm gonna I'm gonna outperform you. I'm very competitive.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
He is what he needs that top spot always, but no,
now I have it, so thank you better.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Watch out for I might loop up your stairs.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Stairs for what reason?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Claire got it? You figure it out.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
So that you fall down them on a slip and fall.
Do you lose point? I don't know that you his
points for being injured and the Clare. I don't know
what the Claire rules are yet, but I don't think
shoot attempted murder. I think it's not going to do
well in the Claire rules.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah, she's she's got a good head on her should
She's not gonna get She's not going to be appreciated.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
All right. Keep the lube by my bed.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Please do do not bring it in here. Whatever you do,
I don't you want to know that you have it
by your bed. Okay, anyway, thank you so much you
guys for watching. Thank you Joyful for buying a badge
that was so nice.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Thank you Joyful.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Sure appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Great job, Claire, Claire, you are star and we love
you too.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Marie, thank you for hanging out and love you being
my support today.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
And I love you my steep babies, and love your podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I love you. I'm so sorry about your leaky butt.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Oh, thank you, thank you,
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