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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
That's really great because they were just talking about how
great I am and now nobody, I think we can.
I think we're good.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Now are we good?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Can you guys here now, Linda Pharaoh, you are so
great for saying that the good look at her?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
She is okay gets there to recap everybody that hadn't
heard Claire's great. Laura was going to punch me in
the dick. I touched her turkey wattle and she touched mine.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, that was before this. Oh, So I auditioned for the.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Now she's on a game show.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Go okay. So I auditioned to be a contestant and
let's make a deal. And I had to go through
several different steps. When the steps, you fill out the form.
Then somebody calls you and and talks to you over
the phone. What kind of person you are, like, what
are your hobbies you blah blah blah blah. Then you
(01:06):
have to have a zoom audition with one of the producers.
So I did that with this guy, and he asked
me a bunch of questions, and of course I had
to be super excited and like spastic. And the one
thing they honed in on why, which is why I
mentioned it on the show, was I guess they've never
had anybody on the show that has been a helicopter
(01:29):
photographer before. And like, I literally I'm a fillin in
the helicopters, the traffic helicopter for the news programs like
once every six months. Okay, but that's the one thing
they wanted me to focus on because they thought that
that was really really cool. I'm like, fine, I'll focus
on that all you want anyway. So the guy's like, Okay,
(01:49):
we'll let you know when the shooting date, but we
really want you on and blah blah blah. So I waited.
I waited. This was like this was last year this time,
and I waited. Anyway, I'm like, ah, that didn't happen. Whatever.
So then along comes Mark, the beginning of March. I
get a phone call. We're shooting the new season of
(02:09):
Let's Make a Deal. We want you on this episode.
Blah blah blah. Can you make it on the twenty
eighth and I and I'm like yes, yes and yes.
So I put together a costume. Nobody knows what I was,
but it was a hat that said social and then
I had like all these like stuff stuck on me
(02:30):
that was like a microphone, a TV, a computer, on
social media, social media. Everybody nobody got it. Nobody at
all got what I was. But that's okay. I looked
like a race.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Car driver kind of, that's what I thought you were.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I know a lot of people did. So when we
get to the place and there's a lot of people
that are in line outside, and these people are you
can also show up to let's make a deal without
being pre and you can be screened there and also
be called in. So it's not like you don't have
(03:07):
to go through the way I went through. So I'm
telling you the different ways that you can do this.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
When you're done, i'll tell you how I got on
the prices right, because it was the opposite of what
you did. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
So we get to the place and they put us
in this like it looked like a kindergarten classroom. The
very first room we went into and we all had
to sit and kind of get to know each other
and then become friendly. And then then some woman came
up and she was like, okay, everybody, we're gonna learn
(03:42):
how to scream and we're gonna learn how to cheer,
and we're gonna learn how to be our loudest selves
with other bed Okay, We're like, oh my god, this
is gonna be spastic. That's why I was so incredibly spastic,
Like okay, one, two three, one, here here comes Wayne Brady.
That wasn't good enough, all right, come on everybody else.
(04:03):
So basically it was like teaching us how to be
like game show like.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Spastic, how to be completely annoying, totally okay.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So uh we there were some really cool people we
met though. There that some from San Diego. Even the
ladies that were dressed like like the you know how
like all the different prizes are behind curtains, they were
the curtains like one, two, and three. It was really
cute anyway, So I knew I was gonna be called.
(04:34):
I knew I was gonna be the one one of
the ones called. So I was the second person call
and that's why they sat me up in front and
then Wayne Frey. Why I did this? I don't know
where this came from. I really don't. And this is
a blur, its a complete blur. But I'm screaming because
(04:58):
he points to me and he goes, it's your turn,
so let's make a deal. And I'm like, so I
get up and I start going l m A D
l m A D with Wayne. Great woo. Why Why
was I doing a cheer like that? Why did I
do that? Why?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's the cringiest thing I posted because it's soap incredibly cringey, because.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You like to make people uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well, I and I was just trying to be my
most spastic self and I guess it. It totally worked.
And then I had to uh in order to earn.
Then they pull out for then they showed me what
I was about to win, a brand new card. I
freak out. Then they pull out this giant table and
(05:45):
they're like, you're gonna play car pong, Like, oh my god.
They cut out the part or I said, I've been
sober for eighteen years, so I've never played beer pong before,
so this is gonna be hard. They cut that part
out whatever, that's their prerogative anyway. So I had to
earn the points. So in order to earn the points,
(06:07):
I had to tell which one of the following four
things are part of the seven? Are the seven Wonders
of the World, Which one of the which three of
these four are part of the seven Wonders of the World.
And I got them all right, So I got the
fifteen seconds, so I got twenty seconds total. So then
(06:29):
it was time to start the game. And he's like, okay,
you can hold the balls, you can put the balls
on the ground, you can like roll them out, but
like you have twenty seconds and just.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Go did you what did you decide to do? Cup
the balls?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I didn't. I picked the balls up one by one
and I rubbed one of the balls against this ring
that I got from Doune Jewelry, remember that house my
dad's ashes. I rubbed one of the balls on there.
So I was like, come on, Dad, give me some
good luck. So it starts and I'm going boom boom, boom,
and They're like flying everywhere, boom boom. I'm like, this
(07:09):
is not gonna work. This is this is hard because
the table was long. It was so long, and there
were only like seven cups at the very very end.
And finally, boom, one goes into the two hundred and
fifty dollars cup. Yay boom. Another one goes in the
same two and fifty dollars cup. Oh my god, I
won five hundred bucks at least I'm thinking in my mind.
(07:31):
And then I went boom boom into the car cup
and I at first I didn't really like realize. I'm like, wait, what,
I still had seconds left. I don't remember this at all.
And he's like, Laura, keep going, keep going. But you
want just keep going because there was like a thousand
dollar cup and there was a five hundred dollars cup.
So I just kept throwing the balls until the buzzer
(07:52):
rang and then I started screaming. And then I just
remember running to the car and.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
You base looked like you were white Snake video. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
The car. I was so happy it was a white
Kia f f XS because I remember I was like,
that's what I'm gonna be driving, Oh my god. And
I was so excited because I needed a car really
bad because my lease was up. Long story short, but
it was just such a blessing and it's so excited.
But instead of eventually giving me the car, they just
(08:28):
plopped the money into my bank account. One day, I'm like,
oh my gosh, I've got to get this money out
of my account. Two day or else I will piss
it away. I know myself. I know myself too well.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
TIMU would have seen a huge windfall.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I could have bought the company. Yeah, so I swear
I think that day I just was like looking for
Keyas because I started really liking the Kia logo. I'm like,
I really like Keya's a lot. So I started looking
and I'm like, okay, okay, oh, this is a cool one.
And it's right up the street and da da da da.
So went up there and bought the car with the
(09:05):
money from the game show and boo, yah, I have
a car. I want a car. And you can too.
You can. You can win trips, you can win money,
and it's literally two and a half hours up the
road and all you have to do is Google Google
how to become a game show contestant on any of
(09:27):
the shows that you really like. I mean, I'm sure
Jeopardy is a huge vetting process. Uh, I'm sure Wheel
of Fortune is pretty hardcore too. But price is right.
You don't have to even the price is right because
I also wanted the prices right. When I was twenty five,
I won a trip to France and they take you
(09:49):
up in groups of six in front of the producers.
You have to get there like five in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yes, a freaking nightmare with just.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Hoards of people. And then they take you real quick
in like groups of six or ten, and then they'll
ask you, okay, what's your name? What do you do?
And then you have, like with in that amount of
time to impress them enough to have them call you up.
So I was like, I'm Laura Cane and I'm a
trafficker border Like, I don't know somehow that works back
(10:20):
when I was twenty five. But your experience is a
little bit different than that mine was.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yes, how is it your Well, I had all the
enthusiasm that I do any other time.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Which is why could you not have faked it for
that purpose possibly.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Winning a I didn't want to be there?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Why would who? So many drags?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yes, and begrudging like I wasn't even the first choice,
the second, the third, the fourth. I was so far
down the line that I was so pissed off by
the time that I got there, I was hungry and
if I don't eat something yogurt, yeah, So I wound
(11:08):
up being so tired that I slept the whole way there. Okay,
they stopped and got something to eat and didn't I
didn't wake up.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That's rude.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
So I was furious. I'm all, can I is there
just a vend? Can I go to the cafeteria? And
security looked at me like I was insane, and I'm like,
I'm so can I go across the street to the
gas station and get like a you know now they
don't let you. They would not let me out. So
(11:39):
the first one, I do my dog and Pony show
in front of the producer and the Robert Palmer girls,
which I call them because it was just a bunch
of girls all in black with a clipboard behind this douchebag.
And we go to the first one and I fall
asleep during it. So then my friends wanted to stay
(11:59):
for the second show. This down because they're like, you can.
You can double your odds if you stay for the
second because there's two tapings.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
That is an all day thing.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
All I wanted to do is go home. At this point,
my head, oh god. So we go back up and
I wind up in front of the same producer with
the same Robert Palmer girls. They said, tell us a
little bit about yourself and I told them that I
did hardcore bondage gay porn, and I was literally they
(12:32):
couldn't escort me out of there fast enough.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Now why.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Eric, Because A I didn't care. B I wanted to
get the f out of there as fast as.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I could the audience.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yes, or I promptly passed out. And let me tell.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
You then, did you watch yourself ever?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Did you ever watch the.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Show if you were sleeping?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
No, make God's tright me. They put me in the
back chair, in the very back, right next to the curtain,
where I probably security had to wake me up.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
They probably they probably drugs.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I could not wait to get out of there.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh my gosh. Well, don't have that attitude when you
don't have an attitude like mine, don't have an attitude
eat be ready, be ready to be the most spastic
you've ever been, and have something interesting to say, something
like something that's like from your life that is so
unique that you maybe they've never heard it before. That'll
(13:39):
get you on.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
You will wind hardcore bondage something they never heard before.
But it was LA so that's probably a diamond dust.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
The show airs like in the morning and in front
of like children. Yes, yes, yes, yes, they want to
do so anyway, all right, enough about that anyway, Sorry,
I'm driving. Oh and I had to do it. I
got a vanity plate. Oh my god, that I've been
waiting months for it? Does it? Says?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Don't tell? Well, can I know why?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
It's not like X six four four two nine. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Are people going to doc see you?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I wouldn't do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's cute and I don't know if when I'm going
to get it. But it's been a really long time.
And how how hard is it get to pound out letters?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Well, it depends on the prisoner's work schedule.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I don't know. I don't think they still do that.
I don't know. I want to I want to google
that and see if that's actually true, if inmates make
license plates still, because that was a thing back in
the day. It is still a thing, is it really? Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Okay, so it's it's a whole thing prisoners still do,
like a a lot of.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Took five months okay, okay, so yeah, it's about that.
It's well I still have some time to wait, okay.
So okay, so they still bang those out? Yeah, okay, Wow,
they're gonna like myne. I couldn't believe mine wasn't taken,
(15:21):
and I got I'll just tell you this part of it.
I got the cool old school California black and gold gold,
your fancy, and my car is clean. I got it.
I bought a special car vacuum. I did, and I'm
proud of it. I owned anything in my life.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I want you to hold tight. We're gonna we're gonna
move this scenario out eight months. I'm gonna make a list.
There's gonna be lipstick suckers, gum wrappers, hair, dog hair,
definitely a paper French fries, pens, probably nail that's popped off.
(16:06):
Oh God, Also, what are those I was waiting? I was,
I knew I was getting itchy and I should.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Not have worn these two the Christmas Tree Farm. I
was doing a story. I have hay in them and
I can't get the hay out.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
God, then you need to just throw them away.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
With a really cool color ivory them.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You should throw them away.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
They're very comfortable. I've always wanted a pair of I
love them.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I'm breaking out lives.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
God the fashion all right now? Since Eric couldn't really
speak to me this week, and did he call me.
I did, but when bestie number one walked in the room, Oh,
he promptly.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Got off the best number one.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yes, because besting number one needed his assistance. And I'm
only besting number two and that's fine, and I'm like
I said, I accept that.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Let's you know what, Let's ask producer Claire what I
feel like. I a person can have more than one
best friend.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yes, but they are they have their level.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
There's not a tear. I think that I have several
women in my life that I would all consider my
best friends. Now. Have I known Laura as long as
I've known Marlatte? No?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Well you just said it.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Then oh sorry, you're number two?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I know see, and that's okay and possibly dropping to
number three. Yeah, there's this one chick, Karen. I'm not kidding.
She's like doing this and.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I'm not like Billy climbing the ranks.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's like she's writing my tails. I'm stepping on my
my back of my shoes. You're seeing her on Wednesday?
You made dinner plans. Yeah, he never does this with me.
He always has. He's always so busy, too busy, too busy,
too busy.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
I am busy with dinner plans.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh my god, I know. Anyway, So that said, he
had a big weekend.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I had a huge weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Now tell me what happened. You had two nights of excitement?
I did, yes, now bring it.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
So the first night I went to the new record
release party. You may know who this is, Claire. You
may be too young, but uh, did you ever watch
Lizzie McGuire?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I'm aware of it.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I am watching. Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
So Hillary Duff has a new song out. She hasn't
had an album out in ten years. The new song
is called Mature. It's great. The video is beautiful. So
she's with Atlantic Records now and they had the big
premiere there. It was really cute. It was at a
roller skating rink any way, and she's delightful. I absolutely
(19:22):
love her. She's so sweet and down to earth. And
did you skate with her? I? I, uh, you need
one of those like I need a walk. Yeah. I
used to be a great skater.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Back Could you ever do backwards?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Let me just say I can't even do frontwards anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It went away.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I was great on the carpet, and the minute I
had that rink, I was all nope, Marlin was like,
come on, and so she and Hillary were skating around
and I'm like, fine, so I and she had to
pull me like she was pulling a little red wagon
that complained a lot the whole time you were doing it.
And the second I got around, I was done. I
(20:08):
went around one one and when I say barely, I
mean barely, like I think I tried to get off
out of that rink like twice.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So Hillary Duff? Who else? Was anybody else there? There?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
There were some character actors there that I couldn't tell
you their name.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I love character actors. Did you see them? And you're like, wait,
I know you, You've been in so many things, yeah,
and like, but you don't know their name.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah, I would love to.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Be one of those actors or like you, because I
saw one of those the other day and I'm like,
that guy has been in so many things, but I don't.
You just don't know their name. So yeah, So you
had a lot of those.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
On the Hillary Deaf night m hm.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
And then her husband's super nice. Everybody that was there
was a lot of fun, just having a really good time.
And then and then we had this big dinner and
it was all women and two gay guys. Fun and
(21:14):
it was the girls. It just it was so much fun.
And the women were all you know, smart, successful, funny,
some were producers, some were actresses. Was it was so
much fun?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Did you meet anybody that you're going to continue to
talk to?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yes? Yes, Oh she's going And she's married to a
famous person, yes, which I didn't know when I was
talking to her. God I got to know she's married
to Carlos Mencia, the comedian. Okay, and she was hysterical.
(21:59):
I I just loved her. She we had we spent
so much of the evening together.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So yeah, she was okay. Where the dinner party was
at mar Lea's.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Okay, And it was catered. I put it on my
social media. The guy that catered it was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
It was just a guy or a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
He has his own catering company. Okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So that was just for fun, just for the girls, Yes,
and all her fancy friends.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
And I spent the night yes, yes, in the morning, came.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Home, oh and had to go to work today and
then come to the podcast tonight and put together the double.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
D oh yes, oh yeah, that nice man loud alright,
So I've got a couple of things. Oh, Special correspondent,
Special correspondent Laura Kane from La Yes, okay. So I
(23:04):
don't know if I talked about it last week because
I think it premiered after.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
We shot our show on Hulu. There's been three episodes
that were all released at one time. It's the new
Ryan Murphy show that everybody's been talking about with Glenn Close,
Kim Kardashian, cy Nash, Naomi Watts, and Sarah Paulson. I
(23:32):
will say this, it got a zero percent un Rotten Tomatoes.
The critics have trashed it, and it is awful.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
It was so bad.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
With that being said, that dialogue is bad, every everything
is bad.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Kim Kardashian is not that bad of an actress. I'm
not going to give her that. She's she does a
pretty good job. But it's just a weird mix and
it's a It's like, is it supposed to be funny?
Is supposed to be dramatic?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Campy is what it is.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Campy. That's a good word for it. That's perfect word for.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
It if you watch it for nothing else. So the
premise is there, it's a it's a law firm of
all women, and all of them decide that they are
going to open their own firm separately, with the blessing
of Glenn Close because she's kind of like the madam
of this group of women. And they leave Sarah Bawson
(24:27):
behind and she's not having it. Yeah, and the stuff
she calls them that it just based on that alone
is a reason to watch it. Yeah, and there's some
fun cameos like Elizabeth Berkeley from Showgirls, isn't it? Jessica
Simpson is in it, and Rick Springfield has been in
(24:50):
it so far?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Oh wow, Okay, Yeah, Ryan Murphy is hit and miss.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I loved Monsters, the The Menandez Brothers. I didn't love
oh Ed Dean. I started watching that because I know
that he was the inspiration.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
For all the like Texas, Chainsaw, Mascar.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Dad and Psycho and all that kind of stuff. But
I didn't make it through all the way.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I made it through the second episode that I turned it.
I didn't watch anything.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Come on, He's sons of Anarchy, Please don't touch.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
That, right, And it was just the whole thing. I
didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, and that was Ryan Murphy thing. Have you been
watching the Murder.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
No, I haven't watched that. I will. It's on my list. Please,
the one you have to I watched. I think I'm
halfway through it because I got so tired last night.
I went to the tree lighting thing at Belbo Park
last night. They lit the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
That's not December nights yet.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
No, but like the cast of the Grinches stole Christmas. Okay.
So when I got home, I was tired, but I
started watching All Her Fault on Peacock.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Oh my god, yes, I just started watching that today.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
It's so, what episode are you on? I think I
just started to Okay. So episode one, right out of
the gate is a barn burner. Then two and three
are a little slow because they get into all the
character development and.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
The secrets and stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Four kicks it up a notch and I think I'm
on five.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Oh so you burn through that?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, I watched five episodes last night.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
All Her Fault okay. Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Man. So the premise is a mother doesn't sends her
son to a playdate with another mom's kid.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Who she doesn't really know very well, just only through school. Correct,
I've never had a play date before.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Correct. All the other moms know who she is and everything.
The woman comes to pick her son up at the
address that the mom texted her, and an older woman
answers the door and it's like, I don't know what
you're talking about. Your son isn't here, and the son is.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Vanished, and then the woman's phone number is disconnected taking
care of him, and it is good.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Don't let anybody tell you anything else. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
So a couple things that happened this weekend. Speaking of
Kim Kardashian when sorry better like next time? She didn't
pass her bar exam. Oh, so she's not an attorney.
That's so hard to.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Do it and then have to do it again. Yes,
that's all all all freaking day or two days. It's
like one day or two days, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
So this only in Hollywood. So Chris Jenner just turned seventy.
I want you to keep that back here because I'm
going to show you a picture. This is what money
can get you, I know.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
The picture with the little flippy hair. I cannot believe
she's seventy.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Oh, now looks like she's one of the daughters.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
She looks exactly like kids.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Freaky. So this is also what money gets you. Chris
Jenner's seventieth birthday bash was so over the top it
nearly shut down Beverly Hills. So it was a James
Bond theme, so it said like Chris j or something
like that. And it was all done in like the
double O seven. Like there were chips like gambling chips
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with her face on it. There were cigarettes with her
face on it. Like. It was so over the top.
Now you and I are accustomed to party like this.
I mean, please, I'm sure we've had a birthday party.
The Kardashian matriarch partied at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez's
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one hundred and sixty five million dollar estate. Oh, I
mean when haven't we I mean done that? Duh? I
mean really please? Where Bruno's Mars rocked a guest list
that included Oprah, Adele, Megan and Harry and Mariah Carey.
How many times has Mariah Carey been to my house? Zero?
But one can dream right? Wow. Police were called multiple
(29:30):
times over over the off the charts noise, and even
ordered Besis's team to remove giant fake hedges without a permit.
It was everything you'd expect, said one insider, over the top,
glamorous and full of love. When Chris throws a party,
even the cops are SVP. So that So I'm now
(29:54):
going to show you the photograph of her because that
do you.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Do you think that this is is good? That she
does this to her face?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Not good? No? Well, I mean is it good plastic surgery?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Come on, that is seventy years old. I mean, she
looks great. I'm not gonna say that she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I mean she looks really good, but there is not
a line on that face. I mean, wow, she.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Looks like one of the daughters.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
What I know.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
That's like Kim.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
It's crazy. Well, they just I forget what she was on,
you know. And she said that she and her mom
were at an event and they kept coming up to
the mom thinking it was Kim.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh, oh god, you know what have you heard of
that NAD stuff? Yeah, everybody's on that in Hollywood. Yeah,
I take it. You take a pill form.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
I take it the pill form shot I do. I'm afraid.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I need Oh I want. I want that stuff as
fast as possible.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
I take an A D plus with two other supplements.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
It's supposed to like regenerate cells make your insides younger,
so you're outside.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I don't know, isn't do I look younger? Do I look?
Just amazing?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You look younger than when I met you.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Oh my god, my god, wow, I may sleep with you?
All right? Is it over? Between Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton.
They're reporting living separate lives these days and a lot
of their friends. I think that quote the magic starting
to wear off. So it says, when's the last time
(31:50):
you saw Gwen and Blake together? According to the Star tabloid,
which I mean, that's all right, it was months ago,
because they bathe they're basic.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Living, differing. No, I don't believe this. I refuse, I refuse. Okay,
I like that coupling.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Timothy challowmade Graces the cover of Vogue magazine's December issue,
and they did him no favors. Chalomy is posing against
an outer space backdrop, and it looks like a silly
hack job. Some people are calling it the worst Vogue
cover ever.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
No, it is the tackiest, stupidest, ugliest Vogue Vogue okay
cover ever. It's like him superimposed like up against like
a solar system, and he doesn't even look that good.
He doesn't even look like super handsome. He's just kind
of I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
When my special Corps spondent comes and I'll bring it.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Up, you know what, she's not coming why, because she's
gonna do it next She's gonna do it next episode.
Because we're running out of time.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I don't know if I want her to a real
quick Tom Brady cloned his dog.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I would do, you know what, if I had money
and god? But you know what, I keep thinking, pet
cemetery stuff would happen, some kind of pet cemetery stuff.
If I clone my dog. After my dog dies, there's
something weird that's gonna go on. It is gonna happen.
That dog will murder you, and your sleeve is not
gonna go right. Okay, Now are these the most iconic
(33:23):
movie quotes of all time? Now, dudes are not this one,
but most dudes are. They know movie quotes off the
top of that. Does really go? Name one?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Go say hello to my little friend, it's jack.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Okay, most guys know a lot of mine is I'm
kind of a big deal. I love that from Anchorman.
But these are the top five, apparently, according to some website.
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. Oh, yes,
(34:06):
you shall not pass. You know this one? Of course,
Claire knows. I didn't know this one. No, Lord of
the Race, I've never seen one. What I've never seen
a one. You don't hang out with men is awful.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
They don't make you watch this stuff?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
No, and no, apparently not like so you're saying a
dude would make me watch Lord of the Rings, because
it's it's very much a man.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
In Maybe I have a type in man. My type
of men make me watch a lot of Star Wars
and Lord.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
See, I don't think that's okay. I think maybe I've
just reviewed.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Actually I've uncovered that I'm gonna what I thought was
the universal thing about men is actually not.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Okay, Yeah, that's the Claire Flair like that Bond. Oh no,
I'll be back, of course, Bond, James Bond.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
James Bond from what movie? All of them?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Doctor?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
No, whatever?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
And then finally number one made the Force be with you. Okay,
So coming up an episode on our next episode, which
is on Thursday, Claire has made a purchase. And this
purchase is both funny, interesting and I'm thinking gonna be
(35:42):
sitting in the closet for maybe the next five years.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Oh my god, I can't wait. Yeah, did you bring
it with you?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
No, but there's something similar that I bought that has
been in that cabinet for the last two years. So
I have something similar anyway, So that Claire wants to
learn how to do something, so she bought a whole thing.
(36:14):
That's all I'm gonna say. And we're gonna play around
and never have I ever, so we can get to
know Claire is.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
A little bit better excellent.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
And then of course get it get to know us
a little bit better if you want to. You want
to know if you're much know everything, but maybe not
not everything.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Everything all right.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
So we'll see you guys on Thursday. Love you so much.
Thank you for watching on Instagram, you guys, love you.
Thank you for watching on YouTube. You guys so much.
Love you and love your pod cast. Love your podcast.
Yay yay, yay yay.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Woooooo.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
That's really great because they were just talking about how
great I am and now nobody, I think we can.
I think we're good.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Now are we good?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Can you guys here now, Linda Pharaoh, you are so
great for saying that the good look at her?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
She is okay gets there to recap everybody that hadn't
heard Claire's great. Laura was going to punch me in
the dick. I touched her turkey wattle and she touched mine.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, that was before this. Oh, So I auditioned for the.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Now she's on a game show.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Go okay. So I auditioned to be a contestant and
let's make a deal. And I had to go through
several different steps. When the steps, you fill out the form.
Then somebody calls you and and talks to you over
the phone. What kind of person you are, like, what
are your hobbies you blah blah blah blah. Then you
(01:06):
have to have a zoom audition with one of the producers.
So I did that with this guy, and he asked
me a bunch of questions, and of course I had
to be super excited and like spastic. And the one
thing they honed in on why, which is why I
mentioned it on the show, was I guess they've never
had anybody on the show that has been a helicopter
(01:29):
photographer before. And like, I literally I'm a fillin in
the helicopters, the traffic helicopter for the news programs like
once every six months. Okay, but that's the one thing
they wanted me to focus on because they thought that
that was really really cool. I'm like, fine, I'll focus
on that all you want anyway. So the guy's like, Okay,
(01:49):
we'll let you know when the shooting date, but we
really want you on and blah blah blah. So I waited.
I waited. This was like this was last year this time,
and I waited. Anyway, I'm like, ah, that didn't happen. Whatever.
So then along comes Mark, the beginning of March. I
get a phone call. We're shooting the new season of
(02:09):
Let's Make a Deal. We want you on this episode.
Blah blah blah. Can you make it on the twenty
eighth and I and I'm like yes, yes and yes.
So I put together a costume. Nobody knows what I was,
but it was a hat that said social and then
I had like all these like stuff stuck on me
(02:30):
that was like a microphone, a TV, a computer, on
social media, social media. Everybody nobody got it. Nobody at
all got what I was. But that's okay. I looked
like a race.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Car driver kind of, that's what I thought you were.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I know a lot of people did. So when we
get to the place and there's a lot of people
that are in line outside, and these people are you
can also show up to let's make a deal without
being pre and you can be screened there and also
be called in. So it's not like you don't have
(03:07):
to go through the way I went through. So I'm
telling you the different ways that you can do this.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
When you're done, i'll tell you how I got on
the prices right, because it was the opposite of what
you did. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
So we get to the place and they put us
in this like it looked like a kindergarten classroom. The
very first room we went into and we all had
to sit and kind of get to know each other
and then become friendly. And then then some woman came
up and she was like, okay, everybody, we're gonna learn
(03:42):
how to scream and we're gonna learn how to cheer,
and we're gonna learn how to be our loudest selves
with other bed Okay, We're like, oh my god, this
is gonna be spastic. That's why I was so incredibly spastic,
Like okay, one, two three, one, here here comes Wayne Brady.
That wasn't good enough, all right, come on everybody else.
(04:03):
So basically it was like teaching us how to be
like game show like.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Spastic, how to be completely annoying, totally okay.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So uh we there were some really cool people we
met though. There that some from San Diego. Even the
ladies that were dressed like like the you know how
like all the different prizes are behind curtains, they were
the curtains like one, two, and three. It was really
cute anyway, So I knew I was gonna be called.
(04:34):
I knew I was gonna be the one one of
the ones called. So I was the second person call
and that's why they sat me up in front and
then Wayne Frey. Why I did this? I don't know
where this came from. I really don't. And this is
a blur, its a complete blur. But I'm screaming because
(04:58):
he points to me and he goes, it's your turn,
so let's make a deal. And I'm like, so I
get up and I start going l m A D
l m A D with Wayne. Great woo. Why Why
was I doing a cheer like that? Why did I
do that? Why?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's the cringiest thing I posted because it's soap incredibly cringey, because.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You like to make people uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well, I and I was just trying to be my
most spastic self and I guess it. It totally worked.
And then I had to uh in order to earn.
Then they pull out for then they showed me what
I was about to win, a brand new card. I
freak out. Then they pull out this giant table and
(05:45):
they're like, you're gonna play car pong, Like, oh my god.
They cut out the part or I said, I've been
sober for eighteen years, so I've never played beer pong before,
so this is gonna be hard. They cut that part
out whatever, that's their prerogative anyway. So I had to
earn the points. So in order to earn the points,
(06:07):
I had to tell which one of the following four
things are part of the seven? Are the seven Wonders
of the World, Which one of the which three of
these four are part of the seven Wonders of the World.
And I got them all right, So I got the
fifteen seconds, so I got twenty seconds total. So then
(06:29):
it was time to start the game. And he's like, okay,
you can hold the balls, you can put the balls
on the ground, you can like roll them out, but
like you have twenty seconds and just.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Go did you what did you decide to do? Cup
the balls?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I didn't. I picked the balls up one by one
and I rubbed one of the balls against this ring
that I got from Doune Jewelry, remember that house my
dad's ashes. I rubbed one of the balls on there.
So I was like, come on, Dad, give me some
good luck. So it starts and I'm going boom boom, boom,
and They're like flying everywhere, boom boom. I'm like, this
(07:09):
is not gonna work. This is this is hard because
the table was long. It was so long, and there
were only like seven cups at the very very end.
And finally, boom, one goes into the two hundred and
fifty dollars cup. Yay boom. Another one goes in the
same two and fifty dollars cup. Oh my god, I
won five hundred bucks at least I'm thinking in my mind.
(07:31):
And then I went boom boom into the car cup
and I at first I didn't really like realize. I'm like, wait, what,
I still had seconds left. I don't remember this at all.
And he's like, Laura, keep going, keep going. But you
want just keep going because there was like a thousand
dollar cup and there was a five hundred dollars cup.
So I just kept throwing the balls until the buzzer
(07:52):
rang and then I started screaming. And then I just
remember running to the car and.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
You base looked like you were white Snake video. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
The car. I was so happy it was a white
Kia f f XS because I remember I was like,
that's what I'm gonna be driving, Oh my god. And
I was so excited because I needed a car really
bad because my lease was up. Long story short, but
it was just such a blessing and it's so excited.
But instead of eventually giving me the car, they just
(08:28):
plopped the money into my bank account. One day, I'm like,
oh my gosh, I've got to get this money out
of my account. Two day or else I will piss
it away. I know myself. I know myself too well.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
TIMU would have seen a huge windfall.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I could have bought the company. Yeah, so I swear
I think that day I just was like looking for
Keyas because I started really liking the Kia logo. I'm like,
I really like Keya's a lot. So I started looking
and I'm like, okay, okay, oh, this is a cool one.
And it's right up the street and da da da da.
So went up there and bought the car with the
(09:05):
money from the game show and boo, yah, I have
a car. I want a car. And you can too.
You can. You can win trips, you can win money,
and it's literally two and a half hours up the
road and all you have to do is Google Google
how to become a game show contestant on any of
(09:27):
the shows that you really like. I mean, I'm sure
Jeopardy is a huge vetting process. Uh, I'm sure Wheel
of Fortune is pretty hardcore too. But price is right.
You don't have to even the price is right because
I also wanted the prices right. When I was twenty five,
I won a trip to France and they take you
(09:49):
up in groups of six in front of the producers.
You have to get there like five in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yes, a freaking nightmare with just.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Hoards of people. And then they take you real quick
in like groups of six or ten, and then they'll
ask you, okay, what's your name? What do you do?
And then you have, like with in that amount of
time to impress them enough to have them call you up.
So I was like, I'm Laura Cane and I'm a
trafficker border Like, I don't know somehow that works back
(10:20):
when I was twenty five. But your experience is a
little bit different than that mine was.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yes, how is it your Well, I had all the
enthusiasm that I do any other time.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Which is why could you not have faked it for
that purpose possibly.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Winning a I didn't want to be there?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Why would who? So many drags?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yes, and begrudging like I wasn't even the first choice,
the second, the third, the fourth. I was so far
down the line that I was so pissed off by
the time that I got there, I was hungry and
if I don't eat something yogurt, yeah, So I wound
(11:08):
up being so tired that I slept the whole way there. Okay,
they stopped and got something to eat and didn't I
didn't wake up.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That's rude.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
So I was furious. I'm all, can I is there
just a vend? Can I go to the cafeteria? And
security looked at me like I was insane, and I'm like,
I'm so can I go across the street to the
gas station and get like a you know now they
don't let you. They would not let me out. So
(11:39):
the first one, I do my dog and Pony show
in front of the producer and the Robert Palmer girls,
which I call them because it was just a bunch
of girls all in black with a clipboard behind this douchebag.
And we go to the first one and I fall
asleep during it. So then my friends wanted to stay
(11:59):
for the second show. This down because they're like, you can.
You can double your odds if you stay for the
second because there's two tapings.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
That is an all day thing.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
All I wanted to do is go home. At this point,
my head, oh god. So we go back up and
I wind up in front of the same producer with
the same Robert Palmer girls. They said, tell us a
little bit about yourself and I told them that I
did hardcore bondage gay porn, and I was literally they
(12:32):
couldn't escort me out of there fast enough.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Now why.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Eric, Because A I didn't care. B I wanted to
get the f out of there as fast as.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I could the audience.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yes, or I promptly passed out. And let me tell.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
You then, did you watch yourself ever?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Did you ever watch the.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Show if you were sleeping?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
No, make God's tright me. They put me in the
back chair, in the very back, right next to the curtain,
where I probably security had to wake me up.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
They probably they probably drugs.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I could not wait to get out of there.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh my gosh. Well, don't have that attitude when you
don't have an attitude like mine, don't have an attitude
eat be ready, be ready to be the most spastic
you've ever been, and have something interesting to say, something
like something that's like from your life that is so
unique that you maybe they've never heard it before. That'll
(13:39):
get you on.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
You will wind hardcore bondage something they never heard before.
But it was LA so that's probably a diamond dust.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
The show airs like in the morning and in front
of like children. Yes, yes, yes, yes, they want to
do so anyway, all right, enough about that anyway, Sorry,
I'm driving. Oh and I had to do it. I
got a vanity plate. Oh my god, that I've been
waiting months for it? Does it? Says?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Don't tell? Well, can I know why?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
It's not like X six four four two nine. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Are people going to doc see you?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I wouldn't do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's cute and I don't know if when I'm going
to get it. But it's been a really long time.
And how how hard is it get to pound out letters?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Well, it depends on the prisoner's work schedule.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I don't know. I don't think they still do that.
I don't know. I want to I want to google
that and see if that's actually true, if inmates make
license plates still, because that was a thing back in
the day. It is still a thing, is it really? Yes?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Okay, so it's it's a whole thing prisoners still do,
like a a lot of.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Took five months okay, okay, so yeah, it's about that.
It's well I still have some time to wait, okay.
So okay, so they still bang those out? Yeah, okay, Wow,
they're gonna like myne. I couldn't believe mine wasn't taken,
(15:21):
and I got I'll just tell you this part of it.
I got the cool old school California black and gold gold,
your fancy, and my car is clean. I got it.
I bought a special car vacuum. I did, and I'm
proud of it. I owned anything in my life.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I want you to hold tight. We're gonna we're gonna
move this scenario out eight months. I'm gonna make a list.
There's gonna be lipstick suckers, gum wrappers, hair, dog hair,
definitely a paper French fries, pens, probably nail that's popped off.
(16:06):
Oh God, Also, what are those I was waiting? I was,
I knew I was getting itchy and I should.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Not have worn these two the Christmas Tree Farm. I
was doing a story. I have hay in them and
I can't get the hay out.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
God, then you need to just throw them away.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
With a really cool color ivory them.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You should throw them away.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
They're very comfortable. I've always wanted a pair of I
love them.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I'm breaking out lives.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
God the fashion all right now? Since Eric couldn't really
speak to me this week, and did he call me.
I did, but when bestie number one walked in the room, Oh,
he promptly.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Got off the best number one.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yes, because besting number one needed his assistance. And I'm
only besting number two and that's fine, and I'm like
I said, I accept that.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Let's you know what, Let's ask producer Claire what I
feel like. I a person can have more than one
best friend.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yes, but they are they have their level.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
There's not a tear. I think that I have several
women in my life that I would all consider my
best friends. Now. Have I known Laura as long as
I've known Marlatte? No?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Well you just said it.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Then oh sorry, you're number two?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I know see, and that's okay and possibly dropping to
number three. Yeah, there's this one chick, Karen. I'm not kidding.
She's like doing this and.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I'm not like Billy climbing the ranks.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's like she's writing my tails. I'm stepping on my
my back of my shoes. You're seeing her on Wednesday?
You made dinner plans. Yeah, he never does this with me.
He always has. He's always so busy, too busy, too busy,
too busy.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
I am busy with dinner plans.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh my god, I know. Anyway, So that said, he
had a big weekend.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I had a huge weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Now tell me what happened. You had two nights of excitement?
I did, yes, now bring it.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
So the first night I went to the new record
release party. You may know who this is, Claire. You
may be too young, but uh, did you ever watch
Lizzie McGuire?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I'm aware of it.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I am watching. Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
So Hillary Duff has a new song out. She hasn't
had an album out in ten years. The new song
is called Mature. It's great. The video is beautiful. So
she's with Atlantic Records now and they had the big
premiere there. It was really cute. It was at a
roller skating rink any way, and she's delightful. I absolutely
(19:22):
love her. She's so sweet and down to earth. And
did you skate with her? I? I, uh, you need
one of those like I need a walk. Yeah. I
used to be a great skater.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Back Could you ever do backwards?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Let me just say I can't even do frontwards anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It went away.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I was great on the carpet, and the minute I
had that rink, I was all nope, Marlin was like,
come on, and so she and Hillary were skating around
and I'm like, fine, so I and she had to
pull me like she was pulling a little red wagon
that complained a lot the whole time you were doing it.
And the second I got around, I was done. I
(20:08):
went around one one and when I say barely, I
mean barely, like I think I tried to get off
out of that rink like twice.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So Hillary Duff? Who else? Was anybody else there? There?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
There were some character actors there that I couldn't tell
you their name.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I love character actors. Did you see them? And you're like, wait,
I know you, You've been in so many things, yeah,
and like, but you don't know their name.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah, I would love to.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Be one of those actors or like you, because I
saw one of those the other day and I'm like,
that guy has been in so many things, but I don't.
You just don't know their name. So yeah, So you
had a lot of those.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
On the Hillary Deaf night m hm.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
And then her husband's super nice. Everybody that was there
was a lot of fun, just having a really good time.
And then and then we had this big dinner and
it was all women and two gay guys. Fun and
(21:14):
it was the girls. It just it was so much fun.
And the women were all you know, smart, successful, funny,
some were producers, some were actresses. Was it was so
much fun?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Did you meet anybody that you're going to continue to
talk to?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yes? Yes, Oh she's going And she's married to a
famous person, yes, which I didn't know when I was
talking to her. God I got to know she's married
to Carlos Mencia, the comedian. Okay, and she was hysterical.
(21:59):
I I just loved her. She we had we spent
so much of the evening together.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So yeah, she was okay. Where the dinner party was
at mar Lea's.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Okay, And it was catered. I put it on my
social media. The guy that catered it was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
It was just a guy or a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
He has his own catering company. Okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So that was just for fun, just for the girls, Yes,
and all her fancy friends.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
And I spent the night yes, yes, in the morning, came.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Home, oh and had to go to work today and
then come to the podcast tonight and put together the double.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
D oh yes, oh yeah, that nice man loud alright,
So I've got a couple of things. Oh, Special correspondent,
Special correspondent Laura Kane from La Yes, okay. So I
(23:04):
don't know if I talked about it last week because
I think it premiered after.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
We shot our show on Hulu. There's been three episodes
that were all released at one time. It's the new
Ryan Murphy show that everybody's been talking about with Glenn Close,
Kim Kardashian, cy Nash, Naomi Watts, and Sarah Paulson. I
(23:32):
will say this, it got a zero percent un Rotten Tomatoes.
The critics have trashed it, and it is awful.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
It was so bad.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
With that being said, that dialogue is bad, every everything
is bad.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Kim Kardashian is not that bad of an actress. I'm
not going to give her that. She's she does a
pretty good job. But it's just a weird mix and
it's a It's like, is it supposed to be funny?
Is supposed to be dramatic?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Campy is what it is.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Campy. That's a good word for it. That's perfect word for.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
It if you watch it for nothing else. So the
premise is there, it's a it's a law firm of
all women, and all of them decide that they are
going to open their own firm separately, with the blessing
of Glenn Close because she's kind of like the madam
of this group of women. And they leave Sarah Bawson
(24:27):
behind and she's not having it. Yeah, and the stuff
she calls them that it just based on that alone
is a reason to watch it. Yeah, and there's some
fun cameos like Elizabeth Berkeley from Showgirls, isn't it? Jessica
Simpson is in it, and Rick Springfield has been in
(24:50):
it so far?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Oh wow, Okay, Yeah, Ryan Murphy is hit and miss.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I loved Monsters, the The Menandez Brothers. I didn't love
oh Ed Dean. I started watching that because I know
that he was the inspiration.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
For all the like Texas, Chainsaw, Mascar.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Dad and Psycho and all that kind of stuff. But
I didn't make it through all the way.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I made it through the second episode that I turned it.
I didn't watch anything.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Come on, He's sons of Anarchy, Please don't touch.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
That, right, And it was just the whole thing. I
didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, and that was Ryan Murphy thing. Have you been
watching the Murder.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
No, I haven't watched that. I will. It's on my list. Please,
the one you have to I watched. I think I'm
halfway through it because I got so tired last night.
I went to the tree lighting thing at Belbo Park
last night. They lit the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
That's not December nights yet.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
No, but like the cast of the Grinches stole Christmas. Okay.
So when I got home, I was tired, but I
started watching All Her Fault on Peacock.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Oh my god, yes, I just started watching that today.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
It's so, what episode are you on? I think I
just started to Okay. So episode one, right out of
the gate is a barn burner. Then two and three
are a little slow because they get into all the
character development and.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
The secrets and stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Four kicks it up a notch and I think I'm
on five.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Oh so you burn through that?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, I watched five episodes last night.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
All Her Fault okay. Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Man. So the premise is a mother doesn't sends her
son to a playdate with another mom's kid.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Who she doesn't really know very well, just only through school. Correct,
I've never had a play date before.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Correct. All the other moms know who she is and everything.
The woman comes to pick her son up at the
address that the mom texted her, and an older woman
answers the door and it's like, I don't know what
you're talking about. Your son isn't here, and the son is.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Vanished, and then the woman's phone number is disconnected taking
care of him, and it is good.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Don't let anybody tell you anything else. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
So a couple things that happened this weekend. Speaking of
Kim Kardashian when sorry better like next time? She didn't
pass her bar exam. Oh, so she's not an attorney.
That's so hard to.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Do it and then have to do it again. Yes,
that's all all all freaking day or two days. It's
like one day or two days, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
So this only in Hollywood. So Chris Jenner just turned seventy.
I want you to keep that back here because I'm
going to show you a picture. This is what money
can get you, I know.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
The picture with the little flippy hair. I cannot believe
she's seventy.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Oh, now looks like she's one of the daughters.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
She looks exactly like kids.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Freaky. So this is also what money gets you. Chris
Jenner's seventieth birthday bash was so over the top it
nearly shut down Beverly Hills. So it was a James
Bond theme, so it said like Chris j or something
like that. And it was all done in like the
double O seven. Like there were chips like gambling chips
(28:49):
with her face on it. There were cigarettes with her
face on it. Like. It was so over the top.
Now you and I are accustomed to party like this.
I mean, please, I'm sure we've had a birthday party.
The Kardashian matriarch partied at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez's
(29:09):
one hundred and sixty five million dollar estate. Oh, I
mean when haven't we I mean done that? Duh? I
mean really please? Where Bruno's Mars rocked a guest list
that included Oprah, Adele, Megan and Harry and Mariah Carey.
How many times has Mariah Carey been to my house? Zero?
But one can dream right? Wow. Police were called multiple
(29:30):
times over over the off the charts noise, and even
ordered Besis's team to remove giant fake hedges without a permit.
It was everything you'd expect, said one insider, over the top,
glamorous and full of love. When Chris throws a party,
even the cops are SVP. So that So I'm now
(29:54):
going to show you the photograph of her because that
do you.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Do you think that this is is good? That she
does this to her face?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Not good? No? Well, I mean is it good plastic surgery?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Come on, that is seventy years old. I mean, she
looks great. I'm not gonna say that she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I mean she looks really good, but there is not
a line on that face. I mean, wow, she.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Looks like one of the daughters.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
What I know.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
That's like Kim.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
It's crazy. Well, they just I forget what she was on,
you know. And she said that she and her mom
were at an event and they kept coming up to
the mom thinking it was Kim.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh, oh god, you know what have you heard of
that NAD stuff? Yeah, everybody's on that in Hollywood. Yeah,
I take it. You take a pill form.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
I take it the pill form shot I do. I'm afraid.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I need Oh I want. I want that stuff as
fast as possible.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
I take an A D plus with two other supplements.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
It's supposed to like regenerate cells make your insides younger,
so you're outside.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I don't know, isn't do I look younger? Do I look?
Just amazing?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You look younger than when I met you.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Oh my god, my god, wow, I may sleep with you?
All right? Is it over? Between Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton.
They're reporting living separate lives these days and a lot
of their friends. I think that quote the magic starting
to wear off. So it says, when's the last time
(31:50):
you saw Gwen and Blake together? According to the Star tabloid,
which I mean, that's all right, it was months ago,
because they bathe they're basic.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Living, differing. No, I don't believe this. I refuse, I refuse. Okay,
I like that coupling.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Timothy challowmade Graces the cover of Vogue magazine's December issue,
and they did him no favors. Chalomy is posing against
an outer space backdrop, and it looks like a silly
hack job. Some people are calling it the worst Vogue
cover ever.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
No, it is the tackiest, stupidest, ugliest Vogue Vogue okay
cover ever. It's like him superimposed like up against like
a solar system, and he doesn't even look that good.
He doesn't even look like super handsome. He's just kind
of I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
When my special Corps spondent comes and I'll bring it.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Up, you know what, she's not coming why, because she's
gonna do it next She's gonna do it next episode.
Because we're running out of time.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I don't know if I want her to a real
quick Tom Brady cloned his dog.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I would do, you know what, if I had money
and god? But you know what, I keep thinking, pet
cemetery stuff would happen, some kind of pet cemetery stuff.
If I clone my dog. After my dog dies, there's
something weird that's gonna go on. It is gonna happen.
That dog will murder you, and your sleeve is not
gonna go right. Okay, Now are these the most iconic
(33:23):
movie quotes of all time? Now, dudes are not this one,
but most dudes are. They know movie quotes off the
top of that. Does really go? Name one?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Go say hello to my little friend, it's jack.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Okay, most guys know a lot of mine is I'm
kind of a big deal. I love that from Anchorman.
But these are the top five, apparently, according to some website.
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. Oh, yes,
(34:06):
you shall not pass. You know this one? Of course,
Claire knows. I didn't know this one. No, Lord of
the Race, I've never seen one. What I've never seen
a one. You don't hang out with men is awful.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
They don't make you watch this stuff?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
No, and no, apparently not like so you're saying a
dude would make me watch Lord of the Rings, because
it's it's very much a man.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
In Maybe I have a type in man. My type
of men make me watch a lot of Star Wars
and Lord.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
See, I don't think that's okay. I think maybe I've
just reviewed.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Actually I've uncovered that I'm gonna what I thought was
the universal thing about men is actually not.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Okay, Yeah, that's the Claire Flair like that Bond. Oh no,
I'll be back, of course, Bond, James Bond.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
James Bond from what movie? All of them?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Doctor?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
No, whatever?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
And then finally number one made the Force be with you. Okay,
So coming up an episode on our next episode, which
is on Thursday, Claire has made a purchase. And this
purchase is both funny, interesting and I'm thinking gonna be
(35:42):
sitting in the closet for maybe the next five years.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Oh my god, I can't wait. Yeah, did you bring
it with you?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
No, but there's something similar that I bought that has
been in that cabinet for the last two years. So
I have something similar anyway, So that Claire wants to
learn how to do something, so she bought a whole thing.
(36:14):
That's all I'm gonna say. And we're gonna play around
and never have I ever, so we can get to
know Claire is.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
A little bit better excellent.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
And then of course get it get to know us
a little bit better if you want to. You want
to know if you're much know everything, but maybe not
not everything.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Everything all right.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
So we'll see you guys on Thursday. Love you so much.
Thank you for watching on Instagram, you guys, love you.
Thank you for watching on YouTube. You guys so much.
Love you and love your pod cast. Love your podcast.
Yay yay, yay yay.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Woooooo.
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