September 17, 2025 • 43 mins
This week, we accidentally summon chaos. The infamous Etsy Witch joins us (well… kinda?) and we dig into all the bizarre things she’s been blamed for—lost AirPods, ghosting exes, a cursed boyfriends…the usual. Producer Bryan actually buys a spell to cast on one of us. Will it work? WILL THE CURSE BE REAL? 😱🔮 Then in our Double D segment, it’s all about the Emmy’s—who slayed, who got robbed, and who clearly needed a seatbelt for that outfit. AND Laura spills the tea on very rich, very famous people secretly living in San Diego. Like…shockingly rich. One of them might be your neighbor. 👀 Subscribe, comment, like and share. Love your podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hello, Oh gosh, oh wow, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
How are you. I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
OK. I have a question for you. What I know,
Halloween is a little over a month away, right, I
was just wondering, were you going to be like a
box of Swiss.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Miss for because of this top?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Those things are wow?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Wait, what's the joke with the Swiss miss.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well, you know she's got the little the little, this
outfit on the huge boobs.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And that's that beer woman too, remember.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Gunness.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, there's another one.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's on Irish, some Irish beer or some Oh my gosh,
sorry about that, guys.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Or you're welcome. I don't know. Sorry, or you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You don't have to apologize to be I think they're great,
I say.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Sorry, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
They're fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Thank you. Oh I love it. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Doctor Swisston. What about We'll talk about him in a minute.
But oh my gosh, you guys, have you heard what's
trending lately on Etsy? No, it's the Etsy Witch. Have
you heard the stories about the Etsy Witch?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I can't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I oh you have, Brian.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I know it's something you get sucked into.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Quickly listen to me, and you know what I forgot
to do? Which I want to do? What's that since, Brian,
since you're such a short time or much to my
dismay and horror and sadness, I would get if maybe
you'd put a camera on your face every once in
a while so people can see you, like one last
(02:05):
time before you actually leave IM.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Good.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
See, he just.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Doesn't want to be associated with us.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I know you have your reasons, Brian.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
If you ghost me when you move, I'll track you down.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You and I are keeping in touch, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I was gonna say, oh, I'm gonna bug the hell
out of you.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
He'll just not text, don't go through.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
The blogging.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
The blogging, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, we're gonna need your help with whoever it's in
your chair, I'm kidding. So we're going to talk about
the Etsy Witch.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
This is a creepy, kind of funky story that I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I know Brian will believe in it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
M M, but I totally there's something up.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
There's something up.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
You should buy one then.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, you don't buy well, you buy service.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yes, like two bucks, five bucks, no more, I've.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Done a little bit of research.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, okay, okay, and then what is the highlight of
your double d news?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
The Emmys?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh my god, they were last night.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
They were terrible. They were I am upset.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, okay, wait, stop right there, because I've got to know.
I didn't watch it, obviously, but I got to know
why they were so bad.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Okay, it was the pit won Best Drama Series. What
is that the one with no Yes, it's a doc.
It's like a mock you series about healthcare workers, which
is why they gave it to it, because it's it's
a nice Well have you seen it. I've seen parts
of it. I was not that impressed. It's not bad.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
No, it's not bad.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
It is not nearly as good as Severance, or and
Or and Or was actually and Or should have win
Best Drama Series.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Well, I have some I have some dirt about a
Severance start.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh, this is all good, this is all so good.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And I have some dirt about celebrities who live in
San Diego. Some you are gonna be like, it's gonna
blow your mind. This right that lives, Well, he's not
on my list. Occasionally it's one of his homes. Where
what area de see? Most of these are in del
mar Oh my gosh. Okay, anyway, so we have that
(04:20):
segments on it. Okay, Well, first of all, we need
to talk about the fabulous. It's all over our back.
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sing their price praises.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You want to sing their prices.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Absolutely, they have been part of our lives for so
many years and they have been in existence for I
want to say.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Forty years maybe a long time.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And that's a testament to how uh their longevity, their professionalism,
their doctors Board certified plastic surgeons. They have done so
many operations throughout the years and so many happy patients.
Five thousand plus five star reviews. Doctor Swiston, he he
(05:13):
gave me these puppies where there were none, now there
are some, and I literally feel like they're part of
my body.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Like your cups runneth over.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
He do run it over and again. I apologize or
you're welcome, It depends on how you feel about it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But anyway, thank you, doctor Swiston. And he just did
something to my sister which is going to change her
life tremendously already. I saw her today and I said,
did you lose have you been losing weight? And it's
it's those big giant implants that have been taken out.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
And she just looks like my girl again, like that's
my sister.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
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people at La Joya Cosmetic Surgeries Center. They are up
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tons of awards. You want something done, you deserve it,
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(06:16):
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Speaker 2 (06:31):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
So I was talking to somebody today and like, did
you hear the story about the Etsy Witch?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Like the Etsy Witch?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Apparently on Etsy you can buy spells or curses from
people who are witches. Okay, oh god, now all right. Yes,
it's like the doll possibly that Brian bought me on
eBay that is supposedly haunted. Even though the doll freaked
(07:03):
out like four different people in a very visceral way.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, because it's just creepy looking.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Well, now she's in the garage.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
And you think if she was real, she'd be upset
and we've done something to you. But lo and behold.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, maybe she's doing things on the down low, like
little things that have happened to me.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Maybe it's her fault. She hasn't done anything huge.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
She's like that.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
The doll's the reason why I spend so much money online.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, maybe that I have no self control. Anyway, So
somebody bought online on Etsy from a witch for fifteen
ninety nine paid for a spell for the Mariners the
ball team, okay, because they really wanted their Mariners to
(07:50):
win and they haven't been successful lately. Well, since that
dude paid the Etsy witch sixth Street games, they've won
and now they are either tied or in the running
for some kind of playoff.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Confirmation bias is one magical spell spell binding.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Now everything that you can buy, every you can buy anything,
any kind of curse, any kind of If you want
somebody to fall in love with you, you buy.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Is a price and you can go to an Etsy
witch if you want somebody to ship their pants in
a public place, the Etsy witch will take your fifteen
ninety nine and put a curse on that person. Okay,
there's powerful hex spells.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Now, this is what is really I'm not going to
make this political, but this is something that came up.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I was about to bring this out.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, well, why don't you go ahead?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
No, go for it?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
All right, Well, somebody bought a hex not a death hex.
Not I want this person to be injured, but I.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Know I think it was exactly that this.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
The article I read said it wasn't, so we'll see, Okay,
what comes out of this. But apparently bought for Charlie Kirk,
the guy who was assassinated.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Terrible, by the way, I mean, horrifying.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
One of the worst things that has happened in recent history.
It is just sad all around. It's awful in any
way you look at it. But apparently this person bought this.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
X well two weeks before it happened.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I heard it was a number of well I don't
know if it was actual Etsy witches, but a number
of witches working their magic. Then again, I've also heard
that they've been trying to do the same thing for
Donald Trump, but someone powerful is protecting him spiritually.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
The devil.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
No, oh, someone, well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Another group of Etsy witches are protecting.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
The pro Trump. Etsy witches an stronger protection spells.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
But okay, if you.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Wanted to buy a spell, it could be a nice one,
it could be a more serious one.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
What would you do? What would you buy.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
If this was like a real thing and you believed
in this, like a love spell? You don't care, you
don't want to love right now? Oh my gosh, I
know what I'm buying one right now? No, I know, Brian,
I think I know what it is.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I found one for eleven ninety four. I'm going to
make Laura phll in love with me so I can
leave and make her twice as sex. Wow'll be so
fun of you. Can you good reviews too?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Can you imagine if he actually does pay for this
and then I start getting feelings for Brian, I'll.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Do it right now, I'll prove it.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Do you you're risking?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yes, you are. I might fall in love with you.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
You really be disturbed if you started hooking up with our.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Whole Do you think he's going to reciprocate.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
See Laura. Okay, Laura's already opened to it because she
the only thing about She's like, she's already he'd say, he's.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Already planning on having your baby.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I'm believing that the which thing might work is all
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Don't get sick. This is sick.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
What's your date of birth?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Five twenty four, that's all you need to know?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Nineteen fifty eight.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
If you're not tell me, I'm gonna put nineteen twelve.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I wait five twenty eight, sixty eight.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Five twenty four, nineteen sixty eight. You know somebody who
freaked out when I told him how old I was
my son?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
He didn't realize I was that old. He goes, wait
what mom? I go, I can't help it, Charlie, jesus,
because I thought you were like forty nine or fifty.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I'm like, nope, up, up, up, I thought you were
this This Etsy is gonna be real disturbed.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Just the age gap on these two.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Okay, what exactly are you buying? Are you telling? I
can't you tell us?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Commitment?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And oh my god, this is going to be so weird.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I'm gonna if you wake up if you wake up.
I'm telling you, if you call me tomorrow and say
I woke up fingering myself, okay, keep thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
If I wake up and I start and my first
thought is Brian and that's a problem, I think that might.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Start to be a problem for you.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's gonna be all kinds of weird.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
She's gonna come down in like a sea through body
next Monday. Did you get my text by the way,
about what that next?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yes, yes, Well we'll do it on Tuesday nextpord. No,
this is crazy. What if, like what I start?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
What what if it happens and he leaves and you
just go mad?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What if I'm so obsessed with Brian I become so
obsessed that I the next podcast I reveal to you Eric,
We're either going to have to do this on zoom
or I'm done because I'm moving.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
To I'm moving to across the United States.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, we'll do it. I'll just scrape your name off the.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Are you really paying for this?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I mean ten bucks? You feel like it's kind of
worth the kick?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Oh my god, it's kind of is there like a
do you get a certificate?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Do you get like they said, your certificate does work?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Okay, so you're putting. So that's the EU.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
They've got four point nine five stars. That's one hundred
and fifty reviews and wow, that's everything.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Do you just have to write a little summary about
what you want?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I just have to give both of our in the
card data birds.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh they're going to go like, he's hot for teacher?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Literally like a white snake video?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Actually put fake name. Well, no, they won't work.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
No, just do it and see it out. So there's
this show. Oh my gosh, it's about this. It's on Netflix.
I think it's a new documentary.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
About that catfishing, about that really hot guy who got
onto TikTok oh.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yes during the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It was singing covers of Yes, just just.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Lip syncing, and he's so damn cute that all these
women started falling from older women. Uh huh, I'm watching
that right now. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I haven't watched that yet. I watched the Catfish one.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
What's the high School Catfish?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
What is that all about?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Oh? I can't tell you a thing.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
It's insane?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh my god, I love all this Catfish.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
So the premise is there's a girl in high school
and she's dating like this guy on the football team,
and she starts getting text messages saying like, go kill yourself.
I hate you, You're stupid. Your boyfriend doesn't want you,
he wants me. Oh my gosh, that's all I'm going
to say.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Okay, and it's probably.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Like it's a parent or something.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
It's in Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I can't wait. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
All right, it's on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Cue the music. We got some Double D to drop
on you. Unless you have any stories.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
You need to tell, uh, we can tell them after
the Double D.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
So the Emmys were this weekend and it was I remember,
I don't remember. He was at barsus or something.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I didn't actually watched her. I'm going to just check
the awards list. And I was hissed.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
He was not funny.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I was pleased.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
So winner of the Drama, Best Drama, the hit that's
winner of the Comedy Series was The Studio.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
That's you know, I've heard the Studio is really good,
so I'm gonna say that's probably fair.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I did watch that. It is good, but it's not
as good as Hacks.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh limited or anthology series went to Adolescence.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That was good.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Lead actor and a drama went to Noah Wiley for
the pit.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I think it should have been Adam Scott or or
Diego Luna uh from from From Andor. And there was
a Star Wars show. But it's actually one of the
one of the best shows I've seen in years. And
it is like widespread critical acclaim that came out.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I can't even go anywhere near the Star Wars universe.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, it is.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
It is like it is Star Wars, but like it
was like I mean it got nominated for an Emmy.
It was that it was that insanely.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Lead actor
in a comedy series seth Rogan for the Studio. Lead
actor in a limited or anthology series was Stephen Graham
for Adolescence. Lead actress and a drama was Britt Lower
for Severance.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh she was great.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Her speech was funny.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Oh really yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Lead actress in a comedy series Gene Smart.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
For Hacks Yay, okay good yes.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Lead actress in a limited or anthology series was Kristin
Malatti for The Penguin. Her speech was the one that
was really good. She was really cute. And supporting actor
in a drama series was Trammel Tillman for Severance.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh is that the girl?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
No, Trammel is the milcheck.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Oh, milcheck.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
He is incredible.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
He is really good.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
He is great.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
He kills it.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
And then supporting actress in a comedy series was Hannah
and Bender for Hacks that plays the assistant.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh, lover, lover, lover, lover.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Supporting actress in a drama series Catherine Lanassa for The
pit Uh. Supporting actor in a limited or anthology series
was Owen Cooper for Adolescents and I believe he wrote
it as well. And then supporting actor in a comedy
series was Jeff Hiller for Somebody Somewhere.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh, I love Eric. You need to watch that show.
What show Somebody Somewhere?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Why?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Because it's me and you? It is Yes, it's this
these friends that live in some like tiny town in Kansas.
It's funny, it's heartwarming, it's special. This guy is so
good in it.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh my gosh, I watch Somebody Somewhere Evan and I
loved it.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Okay, And then outstanding talk show was The Late Show
with Stephen Colbert and his speech was very very good. Oh.
The funny thing was Variety Special Live. The award went
to SNL fifty for the anniversary special, and the only
actor that was on stage with Laurene Michael's was Bow
(19:00):
and Yang because you know they all got canned.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yes, I do know that. So except for one dude.
That one dude, yeah, the one that does the president
or whatever. Oh, yes, I think he's the only one
that they kept.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
And one of the one of the actresses, uh, was
on a podcast recently and just raked him over the
calls by the way they went about it, like.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
It seems like that would be.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
One of the hardest things to do is to be
a cast member on Saturday Night Live, because you are
churning out content, you are learning lines constantly. It takes
a week to do a whole show, and you have
to do it with the celebrity, and sometimes the celebrity
might not be like m HM as good or hard reader.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
You know. I just think SNL has gone downhill, Yeah,
drastically in the last.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Is it the cast members? Is it?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Is it the times? Is it just not what we're
a lot of their stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
This is funny.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
When's the last time a true star came out of
SNL Because it used to be like seventies, eight nineties,
I mean, mega.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Stars, Elda Radner, Bill Murray, Steve Martin, Will Ferrell, Christian Wigg.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, even as like ten years ago you still had
What's the Lady from Parks and rec oh Amy Poehler,
like you still had some superstars.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
And the guy Ted Lasso.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
But now, like I mean even Bill Hayter, you know,
ten years ago is but now these the current rotation,
none of those guys are gonna become famous after SNL.
They're probab they're probably done.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Bill Hayter is so talented.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah, Bill Hater is famous, but like the current right now,
the current current just ended. None of those guys are
gonna be gonna do much.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
He's gonna be in an I just saw previous the
other night for a movie that he's in that looks
really good that's coming out.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Please do yourself a favor and google on YouTube or
look up on YouTube Bill Hayter meets Keith Morrison, because
you know how he does Keith Morris and he's so
giddy and so cute Bill Hayter when finally because he
surprises him and comes in because he was all excited
to see the dateline like.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Set and the editing bay and everything.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
And they're like, oh, we have Keith Morrison piped in
from another studio in another state, but you want.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
To hear him.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And he's like, oh my gosh, yes, yes, And then
he comes walking in and it is so funny to
see them doing He's doing him, and then he's doing
him so funny. Oh, it's the cutest thing. He's Oh,
he's so talented. Okay, anyway, did you actually watch the show?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I mean, was it? Were there any fun Did they
do like musical numbers on him?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
It was just not super It was very political, which
was fine considering the current climate. But uh, nothing a
big standout. No Succession star Nicholas Braun is pleading not
(22:08):
guilty of a d UI.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh my gosh, that's the that's the one that plays
he's the son or he was like the cousin.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
He's the cousin that really wants in with the family.
Have you seen Succession?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Well he was I think this happened last month and
he pleaded not guilty. But he owns a bar called
I think Ray's or Ryan's or something like that in
New York. The you uys are bad, by the way,
and he can't drink so well yeah, too bad, Yeah,
too bad. So this is good. Well this isn't good,
(22:52):
but the next story is really good. Sophia Vagara was
going to go to the Emmys. She was in her dress,
in her in the car, ready to go on the
way there. She had some sort of a horrible allergic
reaction and one of her eyes swelled up, like almost closed.
So she had to skip the Emmys and go to
(23:12):
urgent care.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh no, or.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
They had to flush her eye. I wonder where she
got into her could have been makeup something like that.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Maybe she had some some pizza and had those like
little peppers on.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah, something can really make your eyes. Yeah, something happened. Yeah,
so she had to miss the Emmys. She was in
her dress and everything. Okay, this is pretty good. So, uh,
Ellen DeGeneres doesn't live in California anymore?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Doesn't she live out of fled the country?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah? So did Rosi o'donald like a bunch of them.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
So where does Ellen? What what country does in the UK?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah? I think she went to the UK, but before
she left, she ran a stop sign in Santa Barbara.
And this was in late twenty twenty three. There was
a woman driving her tesla in Santa Barbara when she
approached an intersection with stop signs. In the new uh
(24:15):
she said she stopped at the stop sign, but Ellen
blew through it and hit her. So in the new
court documents, a driver claims Ellen ran a stop sign
and hitting this woman h in a in her tesla.
The woman said she was driving in Santa Barbara County
when she approached an intersection with stop signs posted in
(24:35):
all direction. She said she stopped at her stop and
even made sure to check for oncoming traffic. She said
she was proceeding through the intersection and without warning, Ellen
t boned her. And this woman claims she was injured.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh boy, money signs, dollar signs. Oh Ellen hit me?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yay, Well that's probably true if she blew a stop
sign and hit her.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yeah, And she said Ellen is riffy to do anything,
so she's swing here, which is also a surprise.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Already knows Ellen's kind of a terrible person.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Seemed like she used to be like the nicest.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Person ye.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Least, well, I told you my Ellen story.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Tell me again.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
I was at the Glad Awards, or not at Glad Awards.
It was Macy's passport, So I don't know if you
remember this. Macy's used to have this huge fundraiser every
year and it was held everywhere New York, Chicago, San Francisco, LA.
(25:40):
And they raised money. It was in association with the
Elizabeth Taylor Foundation, and they would raise money for like
AIDS research and all that stuff. All the money went
to this charity. And one of my old clients, m
seated a lot. So we went and we were at
(26:07):
the end of the evening. We went to get our
car and Ellen and Porsche were there, and Porsia was
standing to my left and we struck up a conversation.
She was very nice. Then Ellen showed up and started
screaming at the valet. Somebody came up to her and
(26:30):
she yelled at them like that, just came up to say,
you know, oh hello, you know, yeah, was not nice
at all.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Do you ever feel like you should give these people
of breaks sometimes?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Why why it should be nice to everybody all the time.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Maybe she was having a moment. Well, no, this is
a thing, so I totally agree. Like if you're having
dinner and or you're in the back or something night
or something, you never know. I I don't think they were.
I just I just remember thinking. You know, I've met
quite a few comedians and I won't name any other names.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Aren't they all kind of miserable in my life? Except
for Malhall.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
We love him, Yeah, we love him. He's not miserable,
but some of them really are. And I think it also,
I don't know, I've never met her, but like Heather
McDonald's lovely, she's funny. And then but I've met a
couple other ones where I was like sang male and
female that have not been very nice. But this is
(27:38):
my thing. Like if you're doing something private, if you're
at the grocery store, or you're at having dinner with
someone or your family or whatever, and someone comes up
and shoves a piece of paper in your face and
says sign this, I'd tell them to poundcend to yes,
because I'm off the clock. When you're at an at
a charity event, or at an award show, or you're
(28:01):
at a movie premiere or something like that, you're on
the clock. You don't and you're being paid millions and
millions of dollars. If you're having a bad day, don't go. Yeah,
you know, it's just.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Like part of the part of the job.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
It's part of your fame. Yeah, if you're going to
treat people that have made you successful badly, then don't go.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Also, just real quick, it's never excused. Maybe circumstances can
make it easy to forgive, but like that behavior is
like never excuse, right.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
It gives you a really bad image of somebody when
they're the And I mean I didn't say a word
to her. She wasn't rude to me, but she was
rude to the people. It wasn't just the valet, it
was the person that came up to her. And you know,
I think.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's just our sweet Matt says he was on the
Ellen Show once and he got to dance with Ellen
as she danced to the crowd, and it was on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Oh nice, Matt, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
So I don't know, but that's her on the show
with the cameras on. Yeah, not with no cameras.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
I don't know if Matt can attest to this, but
like when I was on the Ellen Show, the minute
that camera turned off for a commercial. She didn't look
at the audience. She only talked to like the producers.
And then the minute the camera came back on, she
was Ellen again, so like she didn't have anything to
do with any of us commoners.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Like remember Dakota Johnson went on and kind of how
did Ellen for being a total.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Like on the show?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, well, I don't remember that.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
She invited Ellen to her like her birthday party, and
Ellen on the show said something like, oh I wasn't invited.
She goes, no, you were. And then Ellen looked at
the producers and she goes, what was I doing there?
They're like, oh, you were out of town. She goes, oh,
that's why I was out of town. She was like, sure,
it was. It was a little bit more than that,
because I think Dakota caught her in a lie or something. Yeah,
she did was Yeah, she totally caught her in a
(29:58):
in a fib.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Oh yeah, and now special correspondent.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Oh yes, now direct from Hollywood special correspondent Hollywood socialite
Laura Kane.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay, so I was looking up celebrities in San Diego, Okay,
because I'm just curious to know, like who's been in San.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Diego as of late?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
And you know, the hot spot for seeing a celebrity
if you want to go downtown and hang out is
the Oxford Social Club at the Pendry. Oh okay, so
that's like a hotspot, and so is sidebar that's been
there forever.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
But apparently a lot of celebrities can be seen there.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
So Kyle Mooney's gonna be Kyle Mooney from SNL fame
is going to be at the cast Ball.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
He must have a band.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Oh. Bill Gates has a place in Ranches Santa Fe.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I did not?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Seth McFarlane was seen at the Hilton Bay Front recently.
So who lives in San Diego?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Either full time or part time? Here we go, Alicia Keys,
Sean White, Deepak Chopra. He's from here, right or not
from here? Well, he's been here along, he's had a
home here for Polly Shore lives in.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
La Joya, Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Aaron Rodgers lives here part time football player?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Oh no, wonder Seef.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Perry from Journey lives in del mar. I would die
to run into him. I would love it.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
He has a documentary about why he left Journey. He
does it's so good, he says, I just one day
lost my passion for singing.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Wow, always like it's so good. He seems like such
a good guy.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Phil Mickelson Drew Brees who he's a football player. Bill
Murray didn't really say where Bill Murray lives. But I've
heard that before. Adam Lambert. Yes, Reggie Bush another ballplayer,
Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jum and Romney lives in La Joya.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh yes, I've heard that Janet Jackson used to live
here in Ranches Santa Fe.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
She did what happened with that?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I don't know. I know she got married and then
moved and now it's divorced, but I don't know where
she lives now.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh my goodness. Well, okay, so coming up on Thursday
show has.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
A second We're not done?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh why why?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Here's a here's a message I got just a second
ago from possibly an.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Etsu store from witch ye.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Oh my gosh, this is an automatic one. Thank you
for your order. I wanted you to let you know
that your rituals officially begun is now in progress.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Get ready follow all the necessary steps to ensure everything
is done with the utmost care.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
And attention.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Rest assured. I will keep you updated and let you
know as soon as the rituals complete.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, question out, do you want to Hey lord, do
you want to put some plastic down on the couch.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I need to know exactly what you asked her to do.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
I didn't ask to do anything, Yes you did. I
just put our names and day.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Of birth and said, what that that you want us
to that you want this person.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
To an obsession spell?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
So it could be flip flopped. You could actually be
falling in love with me.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
There's a target and there's the recipient.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Oh it's laid out like that. Oh no, and I'm
susceptible to this kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Wow, Jesus, your eyes are as good as rolled back.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
No, this is this is not right.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Yeah, maybe I'll get a couple of different ones just
to see what twins works.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
But boy, all right, So my best friend's kid, her
are their name? They their name is Valentine. Now Valentine Brian.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Has many.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Haunted items that they have purchased along the way of
their life. And I told them about the doll and
they said a lot of times the ones on eBay
are fake. But you're gonna love Valentine. They are so
(34:34):
well spoken and so interesting. You're gonna they're gonna tell
us a story about these haunted items and the things
that these items have done, and some stories that are
gonna blow your hair back, part your hair or whatever
they do. I really, I really don't flip your wig,
flip your wig, do all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Break the spell over, Laura. Maybe when they have a
curse object that does that, we could ask.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Them for sure. Anyway, So that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Oh my god, Yes, kayak, I would love to run
into Steve Perry. I would just say, Steve, your voice
has brought me so much joy.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Don't I say that to every Sleve you really do? Yeah,
I have to think of something a little bit more creative.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
You're so genuine.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I am, though, But I know it was so weird
is when they got the replacement, that guy's voice sounded
just like Steve Perry's is in that is so creepy.
I've never seen anything like that before.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
And the fact that they found him on YouTube, just
just recreating Steve Perry's voice and there, and they thought, hey.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Why don't we give this guy a shot? And now
they're able to tour again with somebody who sounds exactly
maybe even better than Steve Perry.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
You know, I'm really shocked because we're on YouTube and
Instagram and all these social media platforms and not one
have I received a call from an agent asking me
if I would be like Brad Pitt's stand in ever.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Maybe Elton John or who else? Who else have you gotten.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
You'll like this? What? I got two calls and I
just got a call back. I don't think it's going
to happen because I just don't have the time. What
for a part in the Devilwar's product too and Scary
Movie six?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Wait? Wait wait? Do you have an agent?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Wait? On crew or on? No?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
It was like an extra Okay, obviously he has some
sort of hook up, not hook up, but he has
he has people, he has a source.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Okay, somewhere in LA with one of his fancy friends. Anyway,
is that through that or did you thry? No, it's
through that, And do they know who you are and
that you're a fan of those kind of things?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Or well?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
No, I want to know how I got this because
I want it Laura's but not everything's about like the passions,
like you're such a big fan all stuff. No, he
just like it's a it's just a gig. It's a
just a gig because you do this with everything.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
I do what you like.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Insert the utmost passion for everybody else into everything. Remember
when you went on uh Tommy Show and you're like,
my producer, the biggest Keanu Reeves fan ever, such a
big fan, worships him, think he has an altar, probably
makes sacrifices to him on the weekend. Biggest fan ever.
Swear to god, biggest fan. You've never met a bigger fan.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Okay, I tend to exaggerate a little bit to make
the story other people.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
You're like, well, did you tell them that you're the
biggest scary movie fan of all time and that no
one loves mill Street more than you?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Did you tell them that you pray to her nightly?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Wait, when is this going to happen? Possibly? When were you?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
It was supposed to happen on Friday and they forgot
to send me the link to the zoom and so
I'm doing it this.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Friday interview a zooming audition or interview.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
That's a second.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
So you've done one already.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Oh my gosh, that would be so great you and
me because I have not one, not two, but three
upcoming TV appearances.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Oh look at your orders. My strange obsession. Oh Laura,
by the way, from the looks of love after lock up,
from the looks of your living room. I just want
to tell you know that that sofa place over on
Washington is going out of business, so maybe you could
gather up a couple more couches.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I have one, two.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah, I like very thank you.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I just wanted to like write things up. Oh why
did you look? Look at you? Brian.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
You can't just say you can't say something nice without
saying but just get.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
These in now, because soon you're gonna be madly in
love with me, so you'll able to say anything means so.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yeah, now then mommy and Daddy won't be fighting anymore.
They'll just be looking at each other with Google.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
It's not at each other.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
This is Brian. If I start like giving you like
blinky blinky's.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Like, I'll just sit there. I can't say that mean,
could you do that again?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
No? That was really, really, really ugly.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
I thought for a second you were having like a seizure.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
No, I'm not too worried. Okay, Oh, I can beat
the cougars off with a stick.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Also coming up on Thursday, we have another rounded hinge cringe.
I have six new uh oh boy to play for you.
And I'm not making fun of these people. I'm just
saying this is well, this is the kind of thing
that that I have to go weed through and maybe maybe.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
You'll like what one of these guys has to do.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Maybe, but maybe not.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
So I will play.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Oh, I have one more thing. You know, you and
Brian had so much to say about my shoes last week.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
I think these are also ugly.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
These are maybe even worse.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Maybe these are are what started at all.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
The shape is so bad. Why would you get shoes
that shape.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
They're literally footballs with slits.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
These are also Adidas.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
It stop buying Adidas. They don't make good shoes. Apparently
they make proper shoes.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
These are amazing.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
These are like out of the future. They're horrific. That
is a football. Look at this?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
How heavy are they?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Geez, they're not that heavy, but they look comfortable.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Looks say that about everything.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It looks like like they had a little, oh, like
a jet thing you could take off in These.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Things like a jet ski. Yes, they're so comfortable. You
two don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I don't understand what attracts you to that style?
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I style?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Are you playing by the rules and every time you
get a new pair you get rid of an old
hair and you give me grief?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
You have so many of yours of shoes, you know what,
anything that I collect, any clothes that I may have.
You have way more shoes than anything I have, possibly
anything and everything. All right, so we're gonna playhingecringe. We're
gonna have Valentine on to talk about our haunted things.
(41:27):
They're haunted things, excuse me. And we're gonna have a
lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
We're gonna have a lot of fun. You might you
might already be in love with Brian by the next show.
I don't like God, maybe you should wear something oh yeah,
provocative like this.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Like this is inappropriate. I should not be wearing this
right now.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Well, if you come down and like see something see through,
then I'll know that the spell's working.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Oh my god, something like lazy.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
I'll wear my something, something lazy with no underwear that,
my god, don't.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Lethal or basic instill.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Yeah, should be all Brian, what do you think if.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
I basic instinct you this is your fault, my fault
if you Sharon stone him fine starting whatever you started
this I did.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
I'm starting to get nervous already.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Hi Julie, Hi Julie on on Instagram, thank you so
much for watching us live.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
And Julie, you started laughing? Why did you almost fit
your drink out? What did? What did Laura say? Or
what did I?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Probably because of your shoes.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
There's Oh were you laughing about, Juli?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
What do your socks say? Oh?
Speaker 3 (42:37):
They have some cartoon current mood with like a grumpy.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Grumpy the friend snow white.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Probably, Oh my gosh, all right, you guys love you
love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
That's oh, my shoes, Julie, did you Hi?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yes, Julie, the shoes. I knew it.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Hi? You your wife?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Did you not like my shoes?
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Nobody likes your shoes?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I'm I'm I am convinced that there's not one person
on the planet that would like the That's why they were.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
At the outlet store.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Wrap w two, you got dragging.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
These weren't at the outlet store.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
They were at the Purple Ones were Where were these?
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Uh? These were at the Adida store.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I don't believe you. I think they were at Marshall's.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Nope, okay, whatever the purple ones.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Were anyway, I love you guys, and thank you for
watching and love your podcast. Love your podcast.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I love you, my sweet babies. Bye, guys. Next episodes
would be good yay
Hello, Oh gosh, oh wow, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
How are you. I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
OK. I have a question for you. What I know,
Halloween is a little over a month away, right, I
was just wondering, were you going to be like a
box of Swiss.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Miss for because of this top?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Those things are wow?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Wait, what's the joke with the Swiss miss.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well, you know she's got the little the little, this
outfit on the huge boobs.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And that's that beer woman too, remember.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Gunness.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, there's another one.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's on Irish, some Irish beer or some Oh my gosh,
sorry about that, guys.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Or you're welcome. I don't know. Sorry, or you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You don't have to apologize to be I think they're great,
I say.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Sorry, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
They're fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Thank you. Oh I love it. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Doctor Swisston. What about We'll talk about him in a minute.
But oh my gosh, you guys, have you heard what's
trending lately on Etsy? No, it's the Etsy Witch. Have
you heard the stories about the Etsy Witch?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I can't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I oh you have, Brian.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I know it's something you get sucked into.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Quickly listen to me, and you know what I forgot
to do? Which I want to do? What's that since, Brian,
since you're such a short time or much to my
dismay and horror and sadness, I would get if maybe
you'd put a camera on your face every once in
a while so people can see you, like one last
(02:05):
time before you actually leave IM.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Good.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
See, he just.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Doesn't want to be associated with us.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I know you have your reasons, Brian.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
If you ghost me when you move, I'll track you down.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You and I are keeping in touch, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I was gonna say, oh, I'm gonna bug the hell
out of you.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
He'll just not text, don't go through.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
The blogging.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
The blogging, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, we're gonna need your help with whoever it's in
your chair, I'm kidding. So we're going to talk about
the Etsy Witch.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
This is a creepy, kind of funky story that I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I know Brian will believe in it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
M M, but I totally there's something up.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
There's something up.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
You should buy one then.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, you don't buy well, you buy service.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yes, like two bucks, five bucks, no more, I've.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Done a little bit of research.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, okay, okay, and then what is the highlight of
your double d news?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
The Emmys?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh my god, they were last night.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
They were terrible. They were I am upset.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, okay, wait, stop right there, because I've got to know.
I didn't watch it, obviously, but I got to know
why they were so bad.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Okay, it was the pit won Best Drama Series. What
is that the one with no Yes, it's a doc.
It's like a mock you series about healthcare workers, which
is why they gave it to it, because it's it's
a nice Well have you seen it. I've seen parts
of it. I was not that impressed. It's not bad.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
No, it's not bad.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
It is not nearly as good as Severance, or and
Or and Or was actually and Or should have win
Best Drama Series.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Well, I have some I have some dirt about a
Severance start.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
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Speaker 1 (03:58):
And I have some dirt about celebrities who live in
San Diego. Some you are gonna be like, it's gonna
blow your mind. This right that lives, Well, he's not
on my list. Occasionally it's one of his homes. Where
what area de see? Most of these are in del
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All right.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
So I was talking to somebody today and like, did
you hear the story about the Etsy Witch?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Like the Etsy Witch?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Apparently on Etsy you can buy spells or curses from
people who are witches. Okay, oh god, now all right. Yes,
it's like the doll possibly that Brian bought me on
eBay that is supposedly haunted. Even though the doll freaked
(07:03):
out like four different people in a very visceral way.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, because it's just creepy looking.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Well, now she's in the garage.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
And you think if she was real, she'd be upset
and we've done something to you. But lo and behold.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, maybe she's doing things on the down low, like
little things that have happened to me.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Maybe it's her fault. She hasn't done anything huge.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
She's like that.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
The doll's the reason why I spend so much money online.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, maybe that I have no self control. Anyway, So
somebody bought online on Etsy from a witch for fifteen
ninety nine paid for a spell for the Mariners the
ball team, okay, because they really wanted their Mariners to
(07:50):
win and they haven't been successful lately. Well, since that
dude paid the Etsy witch sixth Street games, they've won
and now they are either tied or in the running
for some kind of playoff.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Confirmation bias is one magical spell spell binding.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Now everything that you can buy, every you can buy anything,
any kind of curse, any kind of If you want
somebody to fall in love with you, you buy.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Is a price and you can go to an Etsy
witch if you want somebody to ship their pants in
a public place, the Etsy witch will take your fifteen
ninety nine and put a curse on that person. Okay,
there's powerful hex spells.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Now, this is what is really I'm not going to
make this political, but this is something that came up.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I was about to bring this out.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, well, why don't you go ahead?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
No, go for it?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
All right, Well, somebody bought a hex not a death hex.
Not I want this person to be injured, but I.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Know I think it was exactly that this.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
The article I read said it wasn't, so we'll see, Okay,
what comes out of this. But apparently bought for Charlie Kirk,
the guy who was assassinated.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Terrible, by the way, I mean, horrifying.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
One of the worst things that has happened in recent history.
It is just sad all around. It's awful in any
way you look at it. But apparently this person bought this.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
X well two weeks before it happened.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I heard it was a number of well I don't
know if it was actual Etsy witches, but a number
of witches working their magic. Then again, I've also heard
that they've been trying to do the same thing for
Donald Trump, but someone powerful is protecting him spiritually.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
The devil.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
No, oh, someone, well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Another group of Etsy witches are protecting.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
The pro Trump. Etsy witches an stronger protection spells.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
But okay, if you.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Wanted to buy a spell, it could be a nice one,
it could be a more serious one.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
What would you do? What would you buy.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
If this was like a real thing and you believed
in this, like a love spell? You don't care, you
don't want to love right now? Oh my gosh, I
know what I'm buying one right now? No, I know, Brian,
I think I know what it is.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I found one for eleven ninety four. I'm going to
make Laura phll in love with me so I can
leave and make her twice as sex. Wow'll be so
fun of you. Can you good reviews too?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Can you imagine if he actually does pay for this
and then I start getting feelings for Brian, I'll.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Do it right now, I'll prove it.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Do you you're risking?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yes, you are. I might fall in love with you.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
You really be disturbed if you started hooking up with our.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Whole Do you think he's going to reciprocate.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
See Laura. Okay, Laura's already opened to it because she
the only thing about She's like, she's already he'd say, he's.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Already planning on having your baby.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I'm believing that the which thing might work is all
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Don't get sick. This is sick.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
What's your date of birth?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Five twenty four, that's all you need to know?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Nineteen fifty eight.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
If you're not tell me, I'm gonna put nineteen twelve.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I wait five twenty eight, sixty eight.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Five twenty four, nineteen sixty eight. You know somebody who
freaked out when I told him how old I was
my son?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
He didn't realize I was that old. He goes, wait
what mom? I go, I can't help it, Charlie, jesus,
because I thought you were like forty nine or fifty.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I'm like, nope, up, up, up, I thought you were
this This Etsy is gonna be real disturbed.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Just the age gap on these two.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Okay, what exactly are you buying? Are you telling? I
can't you tell us?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Commitment?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And oh my god, this is going to be so weird.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I'm gonna if you wake up if you wake up.
I'm telling you, if you call me tomorrow and say
I woke up fingering myself, okay, keep thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
If I wake up and I start and my first
thought is Brian and that's a problem, I think that might.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Start to be a problem for you.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's gonna be all kinds of weird.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
She's gonna come down in like a sea through body
next Monday. Did you get my text by the way,
about what that next?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yes, yes, Well we'll do it on Tuesday nextpord. No,
this is crazy. What if, like what I start?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
What what if it happens and he leaves and you
just go mad?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What if I'm so obsessed with Brian I become so
obsessed that I the next podcast I reveal to you Eric,
We're either going to have to do this on zoom
or I'm done because I'm moving.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
To I'm moving to across the United States.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, we'll do it. I'll just scrape your name off the.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Are you really paying for this?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I mean ten bucks? You feel like it's kind of
worth the kick?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Oh my god, it's kind of is there like a
do you get a certificate?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Do you get like they said, your certificate does work?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Okay, so you're putting. So that's the EU.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
They've got four point nine five stars. That's one hundred
and fifty reviews and wow, that's everything.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Do you just have to write a little summary about
what you want?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I just have to give both of our in the
card data birds.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh they're going to go like, he's hot for teacher?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Literally like a white snake video?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Actually put fake name. Well, no, they won't work.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
No, just do it and see it out. So there's
this show. Oh my gosh, it's about this. It's on Netflix.
I think it's a new documentary.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
About that catfishing, about that really hot guy who got
onto TikTok oh.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yes during the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It was singing covers of Yes, just just.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Lip syncing, and he's so damn cute that all these
women started falling from older women. Uh huh, I'm watching
that right now. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I haven't watched that yet. I watched the Catfish one.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
What's the high School Catfish?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
What is that all about?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Oh? I can't tell you a thing.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
It's insane?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh my god, I love all this Catfish.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
So the premise is there's a girl in high school
and she's dating like this guy on the football team,
and she starts getting text messages saying like, go kill yourself.
I hate you, You're stupid. Your boyfriend doesn't want you,
he wants me. Oh my gosh, that's all I'm going
to say.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Okay, and it's probably.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Like it's a parent or something.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
It's in Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I can't wait. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
All right, it's on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Cue the music. We got some Double D to drop
on you. Unless you have any stories.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
You need to tell, uh, we can tell them after
the Double D.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
So the Emmys were this weekend and it was I remember,
I don't remember. He was at barsus or something.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I didn't actually watched her. I'm going to just check
the awards list. And I was hissed.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
He was not funny.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I was pleased.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
So winner of the Drama, Best Drama, the hit that's
winner of the Comedy Series was The Studio.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
That's you know, I've heard the Studio is really good,
so I'm gonna say that's probably fair.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I did watch that. It is good, but it's not
as good as Hacks.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh limited or anthology series went to Adolescence.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That was good.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Lead actor and a drama went to Noah Wiley for
the pit.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I think it should have been Adam Scott or or
Diego Luna uh from from From Andor. And there was
a Star Wars show. But it's actually one of the
one of the best shows I've seen in years. And
it is like widespread critical acclaim that came out.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I can't even go anywhere near the Star Wars universe.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, it is.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
It is like it is Star Wars, but like it
was like I mean it got nominated for an Emmy.
It was that it was that insanely.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Lead actor
in a comedy series seth Rogan for the Studio. Lead
actor in a limited or anthology series was Stephen Graham
for Adolescence. Lead actress and a drama was Britt Lower
for Severance.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh she was great.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Her speech was funny.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Oh really yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Lead actress in a comedy series Gene Smart.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
For Hacks Yay, okay good yes.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Lead actress in a limited or anthology series was Kristin
Malatti for The Penguin. Her speech was the one that
was really good. She was really cute. And supporting actor
in a drama series was Trammel Tillman for Severance.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh is that the girl?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
No, Trammel is the milcheck.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Oh, milcheck.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
He is incredible.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
He is really good.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
He is great.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
He kills it.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
And then supporting actress in a comedy series was Hannah
and Bender for Hacks that plays the assistant.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh, lover, lover, lover, lover.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Supporting actress in a drama series Catherine Lanassa for The
pit Uh. Supporting actor in a limited or anthology series
was Owen Cooper for Adolescents and I believe he wrote
it as well. And then supporting actor in a comedy
series was Jeff Hiller for Somebody Somewhere.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh, I love Eric. You need to watch that show.
What show Somebody Somewhere?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Why?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Because it's me and you? It is Yes, it's this
these friends that live in some like tiny town in Kansas.
It's funny, it's heartwarming, it's special. This guy is so
good in it.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh my gosh, I watch Somebody Somewhere Evan and I
loved it.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Okay, And then outstanding talk show was The Late Show
with Stephen Colbert and his speech was very very good. Oh.
The funny thing was Variety Special Live. The award went
to SNL fifty for the anniversary special, and the only
actor that was on stage with Laurene Michael's was Bow
(19:00):
and Yang because you know they all got canned.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yes, I do know that. So except for one dude.
That one dude, yeah, the one that does the president
or whatever. Oh, yes, I think he's the only one
that they kept.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
And one of the one of the actresses, uh, was
on a podcast recently and just raked him over the
calls by the way they went about it, like.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
It seems like that would be.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
One of the hardest things to do is to be
a cast member on Saturday Night Live, because you are
churning out content, you are learning lines constantly. It takes
a week to do a whole show, and you have
to do it with the celebrity, and sometimes the celebrity
might not be like m HM as good or hard reader.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
You know. I just think SNL has gone downhill, Yeah,
drastically in the last.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Is it the cast members? Is it?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Is it the times? Is it just not what we're
a lot of their stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
This is funny.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
When's the last time a true star came out of
SNL Because it used to be like seventies, eight nineties,
I mean, mega.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Stars, Elda Radner, Bill Murray, Steve Martin, Will Ferrell, Christian Wigg.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, even as like ten years ago you still had
What's the Lady from Parks and rec oh Amy Poehler,
like you still had some superstars.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
And the guy Ted Lasso.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
But now, like I mean even Bill Hayter, you know,
ten years ago is but now these the current rotation,
none of those guys are gonna become famous after SNL.
They're probab they're probably done.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Bill Hayter is so talented.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah, Bill Hater is famous, but like the current right now,
the current current just ended. None of those guys are
gonna be gonna do much.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
He's gonna be in an I just saw previous the
other night for a movie that he's in that looks
really good that's coming out.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Please do yourself a favor and google on YouTube or
look up on YouTube Bill Hayter meets Keith Morrison, because
you know how he does Keith Morris and he's so
giddy and so cute Bill Hayter when finally because he
surprises him and comes in because he was all excited
to see the dateline like.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Set and the editing bay and everything.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
And they're like, oh, we have Keith Morrison piped in
from another studio in another state, but you want.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
To hear him.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And he's like, oh my gosh, yes, yes, And then
he comes walking in and it is so funny to
see them doing He's doing him, and then he's doing
him so funny. Oh, it's the cutest thing. He's Oh,
he's so talented. Okay, anyway, did you actually watch the show?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I mean, was it? Were there any fun Did they
do like musical numbers on him?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
It was just not super It was very political, which
was fine considering the current climate. But uh, nothing a
big standout. No Succession star Nicholas Braun is pleading not
(22:08):
guilty of a d UI.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh my gosh, that's the that's the one that plays
he's the son or he was like the cousin.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
He's the cousin that really wants in with the family.
Have you seen Succession?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Well he was I think this happened last month and
he pleaded not guilty. But he owns a bar called
I think Ray's or Ryan's or something like that in
New York. The you uys are bad, by the way,
and he can't drink so well yeah, too bad, Yeah,
too bad. So this is good. Well this isn't good,
(22:52):
but the next story is really good. Sophia Vagara was
going to go to the Emmys. She was in her dress,
in her in the car, ready to go on the
way there. She had some sort of a horrible allergic
reaction and one of her eyes swelled up, like almost closed.
So she had to skip the Emmys and go to
(23:12):
urgent care.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh no, or.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
They had to flush her eye. I wonder where she
got into her could have been makeup something like that.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Maybe she had some some pizza and had those like
little peppers on.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah, something can really make your eyes. Yeah, something happened. Yeah,
so she had to miss the Emmys. She was in
her dress and everything. Okay, this is pretty good. So, uh,
Ellen DeGeneres doesn't live in California anymore?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Doesn't she live out of fled the country?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah? So did Rosi o'donald like a bunch of them.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
So where does Ellen? What what country does in the UK?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah? I think she went to the UK, but before
she left, she ran a stop sign in Santa Barbara.
And this was in late twenty twenty three. There was
a woman driving her tesla in Santa Barbara when she
approached an intersection with stop signs. In the new uh
(24:15):
she said she stopped at the stop sign, but Ellen
blew through it and hit her. So in the new
court documents, a driver claims Ellen ran a stop sign
and hitting this woman h in a in her tesla.
The woman said she was driving in Santa Barbara County
when she approached an intersection with stop signs posted in
(24:35):
all direction. She said she stopped at her stop and
even made sure to check for oncoming traffic. She said
she was proceeding through the intersection and without warning, Ellen
t boned her. And this woman claims she was injured.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh boy, money signs, dollar signs. Oh Ellen hit me?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yay, Well that's probably true if she blew a stop
sign and hit her.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yeah, And she said Ellen is riffy to do anything,
so she's swing here, which is also a surprise.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Already knows Ellen's kind of a terrible person.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Seemed like she used to be like the nicest.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Person ye.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Least, well, I told you my Ellen story.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Tell me again.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
I was at the Glad Awards, or not at Glad Awards.
It was Macy's passport, So I don't know if you
remember this. Macy's used to have this huge fundraiser every
year and it was held everywhere New York, Chicago, San Francisco, LA.
(25:40):
And they raised money. It was in association with the
Elizabeth Taylor Foundation, and they would raise money for like
AIDS research and all that stuff. All the money went
to this charity. And one of my old clients, m
seated a lot. So we went and we were at
(26:07):
the end of the evening. We went to get our
car and Ellen and Porsche were there, and Porsia was
standing to my left and we struck up a conversation.
She was very nice. Then Ellen showed up and started
screaming at the valet. Somebody came up to her and
(26:30):
she yelled at them like that, just came up to say,
you know, oh hello, you know, yeah, was not nice
at all.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Do you ever feel like you should give these people
of breaks sometimes?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Why why it should be nice to everybody all the time.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Maybe she was having a moment. Well, no, this is
a thing, so I totally agree. Like if you're having
dinner and or you're in the back or something night
or something, you never know. I I don't think they were.
I just I just remember thinking. You know, I've met
quite a few comedians and I won't name any other names.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Aren't they all kind of miserable in my life? Except
for Malhall.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
We love him, Yeah, we love him. He's not miserable,
but some of them really are. And I think it also,
I don't know, I've never met her, but like Heather
McDonald's lovely, she's funny. And then but I've met a
couple other ones where I was like sang male and
female that have not been very nice. But this is
(27:38):
my thing. Like if you're doing something private, if you're
at the grocery store, or you're at having dinner with
someone or your family or whatever, and someone comes up
and shoves a piece of paper in your face and
says sign this, I'd tell them to poundcend to yes,
because I'm off the clock. When you're at an at
a charity event, or at an award show, or you're
(28:01):
at a movie premiere or something like that, you're on
the clock. You don't and you're being paid millions and
millions of dollars. If you're having a bad day, don't go. Yeah,
you know, it's just.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Like part of the part of the job.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
It's part of your fame. Yeah, if you're going to
treat people that have made you successful badly, then don't go.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Also, just real quick, it's never excused. Maybe circumstances can
make it easy to forgive, but like that behavior is
like never excuse, right.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
It gives you a really bad image of somebody when
they're the And I mean I didn't say a word
to her. She wasn't rude to me, but she was
rude to the people. It wasn't just the valet, it
was the person that came up to her. And you know,
I think.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's just our sweet Matt says he was on the
Ellen Show once and he got to dance with Ellen
as she danced to the crowd, and it was on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Oh nice, Matt, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
So I don't know, but that's her on the show
with the cameras on. Yeah, not with no cameras.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
I don't know if Matt can attest to this, but
like when I was on the Ellen Show, the minute
that camera turned off for a commercial. She didn't look
at the audience. She only talked to like the producers.
And then the minute the camera came back on, she
was Ellen again, so like she didn't have anything to
do with any of us commoners.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Like remember Dakota Johnson went on and kind of how
did Ellen for being a total.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Like on the show?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, well, I don't remember that.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
She invited Ellen to her like her birthday party, and
Ellen on the show said something like, oh I wasn't invited.
She goes, no, you were. And then Ellen looked at
the producers and she goes, what was I doing there?
They're like, oh, you were out of town. She goes, oh,
that's why I was out of town. She was like, sure,
it was. It was a little bit more than that,
because I think Dakota caught her in a lie or something. Yeah,
she did was Yeah, she totally caught her in a
(29:58):
in a fib.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Oh yeah, and now special correspondent.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Oh yes, now direct from Hollywood special correspondent Hollywood socialite
Laura Kane.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay, so I was looking up celebrities in San Diego, Okay,
because I'm just curious to know, like who's been in San.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Diego as of late?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
And you know, the hot spot for seeing a celebrity
if you want to go downtown and hang out is
the Oxford Social Club at the Pendry. Oh okay, so
that's like a hotspot, and so is sidebar that's been
there forever.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
But apparently a lot of celebrities can be seen there.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
So Kyle Mooney's gonna be Kyle Mooney from SNL fame
is going to be at the cast Ball.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
He must have a band.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Oh. Bill Gates has a place in Ranches Santa Fe.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I did not?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Seth McFarlane was seen at the Hilton Bay Front recently.
So who lives in San Diego?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Either full time or part time? Here we go, Alicia Keys,
Sean White, Deepak Chopra. He's from here, right or not
from here? Well, he's been here along, he's had a
home here for Polly Shore lives in.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
La Joya, Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Aaron Rodgers lives here part time football player?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Oh no, wonder Seef.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Perry from Journey lives in del mar. I would die
to run into him. I would love it.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
He has a documentary about why he left Journey. He
does it's so good, he says, I just one day
lost my passion for singing.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Wow, always like it's so good. He seems like such
a good guy.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Phil Mickelson Drew Brees who he's a football player. Bill
Murray didn't really say where Bill Murray lives. But I've
heard that before. Adam Lambert. Yes, Reggie Bush another ballplayer,
Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jum and Romney lives in La Joya.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh yes, I've heard that Janet Jackson used to live
here in Ranches Santa Fe.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
She did what happened with that?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I don't know. I know she got married and then
moved and now it's divorced, but I don't know where
she lives now.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh my goodness. Well, okay, so coming up on Thursday
show has.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
A second We're not done?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh why why?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Here's a here's a message I got just a second
ago from possibly an.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Etsu store from witch ye.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Oh my gosh, this is an automatic one. Thank you
for your order. I wanted you to let you know
that your rituals officially begun is now in progress.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Get ready follow all the necessary steps to ensure everything
is done with the utmost care.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
And attention.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Rest assured. I will keep you updated and let you
know as soon as the rituals complete.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, question out, do you want to Hey lord, do
you want to put some plastic down on the couch.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I need to know exactly what you asked her to do.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
I didn't ask to do anything, Yes you did. I
just put our names and day.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Of birth and said, what that that you want us
to that you want this person.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
To an obsession spell?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
So it could be flip flopped. You could actually be
falling in love with me.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
There's a target and there's the recipient.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Oh it's laid out like that. Oh no, and I'm
susceptible to this kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Wow, Jesus, your eyes are as good as rolled back.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
No, this is this is not right.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Yeah, maybe I'll get a couple of different ones just
to see what twins works.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
But boy, all right, So my best friend's kid, her
are their name? They their name is Valentine. Now Valentine Brian.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Has many.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Haunted items that they have purchased along the way of
their life. And I told them about the doll and
they said a lot of times the ones on eBay
are fake. But you're gonna love Valentine. They are so
(34:34):
well spoken and so interesting. You're gonna they're gonna tell
us a story about these haunted items and the things
that these items have done, and some stories that are
gonna blow your hair back, part your hair or whatever
they do. I really, I really don't flip your wig,
flip your wig, do all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Break the spell over, Laura. Maybe when they have a
curse object that does that, we could ask.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Them for sure. Anyway, So that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Oh my god, Yes, kayak, I would love to run
into Steve Perry. I would just say, Steve, your voice
has brought me so much joy.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Don't I say that to every Sleve you really do? Yeah,
I have to think of something a little bit more creative.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
You're so genuine.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I am, though, But I know it was so weird
is when they got the replacement, that guy's voice sounded
just like Steve Perry's is in that is so creepy.
I've never seen anything like that before.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
And the fact that they found him on YouTube, just
just recreating Steve Perry's voice and there, and they thought, hey.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Why don't we give this guy a shot? And now
they're able to tour again with somebody who sounds exactly
maybe even better than Steve Perry.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
You know, I'm really shocked because we're on YouTube and
Instagram and all these social media platforms and not one
have I received a call from an agent asking me
if I would be like Brad Pitt's stand in ever.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Maybe Elton John or who else? Who else have you gotten.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
You'll like this? What? I got two calls and I
just got a call back. I don't think it's going
to happen because I just don't have the time. What
for a part in the Devilwar's product too and Scary
Movie six?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Wait? Wait wait? Do you have an agent?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Wait? On crew or on? No?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
It was like an extra Okay, obviously he has some
sort of hook up, not hook up, but he has
he has people, he has a source.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Okay, somewhere in LA with one of his fancy friends. Anyway,
is that through that or did you thry? No, it's
through that, And do they know who you are and
that you're a fan of those kind of things?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Or well?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
No, I want to know how I got this because
I want it Laura's but not everything's about like the passions,
like you're such a big fan all stuff. No, he
just like it's a it's just a gig. It's a
just a gig because you do this with everything.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
I do what you like.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Insert the utmost passion for everybody else into everything. Remember
when you went on uh Tommy Show and you're like,
my producer, the biggest Keanu Reeves fan ever, such a
big fan, worships him, think he has an altar, probably
makes sacrifices to him on the weekend. Biggest fan ever.
Swear to god, biggest fan. You've never met a bigger fan.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Okay, I tend to exaggerate a little bit to make
the story other people.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
You're like, well, did you tell them that you're the
biggest scary movie fan of all time and that no
one loves mill Street more than you?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Did you tell them that you pray to her nightly?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Wait, when is this going to happen? Possibly? When were you?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
It was supposed to happen on Friday and they forgot
to send me the link to the zoom and so
I'm doing it this.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Friday interview a zooming audition or interview.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
That's a second.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
So you've done one already.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Oh my gosh, that would be so great you and
me because I have not one, not two, but three
upcoming TV appearances.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Oh look at your orders. My strange obsession. Oh Laura,
by the way, from the looks of love after lock up,
from the looks of your living room. I just want
to tell you know that that sofa place over on
Washington is going out of business, so maybe you could
gather up a couple more couches.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I have one, two.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah, I like very thank you.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I just wanted to like write things up. Oh why
did you look? Look at you? Brian.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
You can't just say you can't say something nice without
saying but just get.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
These in now, because soon you're gonna be madly in
love with me, so you'll able to say anything means so.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yeah, now then mommy and Daddy won't be fighting anymore.
They'll just be looking at each other with Google.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
It's not at each other.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
This is Brian. If I start like giving you like
blinky blinky's.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Like, I'll just sit there. I can't say that mean,
could you do that again?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
No? That was really, really, really ugly.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
I thought for a second you were having like a seizure.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
No, I'm not too worried. Okay, Oh, I can beat
the cougars off with a stick.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Also coming up on Thursday, we have another rounded hinge cringe.
I have six new uh oh boy to play for you.
And I'm not making fun of these people. I'm just
saying this is well, this is the kind of thing
that that I have to go weed through and maybe maybe.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
You'll like what one of these guys has to do.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Maybe, but maybe not.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
So I will play.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Oh, I have one more thing. You know, you and
Brian had so much to say about my shoes last week.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
I think these are also ugly.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
These are maybe even worse.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Maybe these are are what started at all.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
The shape is so bad. Why would you get shoes
that shape.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
They're literally footballs with slits.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
These are also Adidas.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
It stop buying Adidas. They don't make good shoes. Apparently
they make proper shoes.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
These are amazing.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
These are like out of the future. They're horrific. That
is a football. Look at this?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
How heavy are they?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Geez, they're not that heavy, but they look comfortable.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Looks say that about everything.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It looks like like they had a little, oh, like
a jet thing you could take off in These.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Things like a jet ski. Yes, they're so comfortable. You
two don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I don't understand what attracts you to that style?
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I style?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Are you playing by the rules and every time you
get a new pair you get rid of an old
hair and you give me grief?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
You have so many of yours of shoes, you know what,
anything that I collect, any clothes that I may have.
You have way more shoes than anything I have, possibly
anything and everything. All right, so we're gonna playhingecringe. We're
gonna have Valentine on to talk about our haunted things.
(41:27):
They're haunted things, excuse me. And we're gonna have a
lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
We're gonna have a lot of fun. You might you
might already be in love with Brian by the next show.
I don't like God, maybe you should wear something oh yeah,
provocative like this.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Like this is inappropriate. I should not be wearing this
right now.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Well, if you come down and like see something see through,
then I'll know that the spell's working.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Oh my god, something like lazy.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
I'll wear my something, something lazy with no underwear that,
my god, don't.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Lethal or basic instill.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Yeah, should be all Brian, what do you think if.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
I basic instinct you this is your fault, my fault
if you Sharon stone him fine starting whatever you started
this I did.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
I'm starting to get nervous already.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Hi Julie, Hi Julie on on Instagram, thank you so
much for watching us live.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
And Julie, you started laughing? Why did you almost fit
your drink out? What did? What did Laura say? Or
what did I?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Probably because of your shoes.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
There's Oh were you laughing about, Juli?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
What do your socks say? Oh?
Speaker 3 (42:37):
They have some cartoon current mood with like a grumpy.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Grumpy the friend snow white.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Probably, Oh my gosh, all right, you guys love you
love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
That's oh, my shoes, Julie, did you Hi?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yes, Julie, the shoes. I knew it.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Hi? You your wife?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Did you not like my shoes?
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Nobody likes your shoes?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I'm I'm I am convinced that there's not one person
on the planet that would like the That's why they were.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
At the outlet store.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Wrap w two, you got dragging.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
These weren't at the outlet store.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
They were at the Purple Ones were Where were these?
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Uh? These were at the Adida store.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I don't believe you. I think they were at Marshall's.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Nope, okay, whatever the purple ones.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Were anyway, I love you guys, and thank you for
watching and love your podcast. Love your podcast.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I love you, my sweet babies. Bye, guys. Next episodes
would be good yay
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