September 24, 2025 • 41 mins
Things get AWKWARD and WEIRD when Laura shares what her week has been like since Producer Bryan paid an Etsy Witch to cast a spell on her to fall head over heels for him. Let's just say there might be something to this. Erik is so uncomfortable he's sweating bullets. But, he brings it home with some very juicy celebrity dirt we call "The Double D News." What you need to watch on TV right now,. And , is Laura a weirdo for something she did at work the other day? A show packed full of squirmy moments and funny stories. We hope you laugh and escape the rat race for a little bit.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That, Brian, I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm going you you want to murder your.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hold on what we're gonna talk about? The Etsy Witch?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Well, first of all, let's sea witch. I have to
change that, I said, the TikTok witch. No not, it's okay,
oh geez.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
First of all, hello, thank you for joining us. I'm
happy fall you can officially put up your Halloween decorations
that time. Yes, I do too, It's my favorite season.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I too.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I did you get my message the other day that
Ross had a bunch of Christmas decorations up and I said,
you should get right down there.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And did you notice how I ignore that highly. I
don't like seeing Halloween decorations right next to Christmas decorations.
I can't.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I think we should push back Halloween Christmas decorations.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I know it's too early, it's.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Too or it's more fun than anyways.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I mean it. I went to Target and like almost
all I wanted to buy these big cool skulls for decoration.
They were like all gone. Everything is almost all off
the shelves already. It's crazy. But anyway, thank you for
joining us on YouTube, on Instagram, wherever you're listening. We
appreciate it, and uh go podres woo.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I was at the game last night. I know about
who won.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Tell we can't in your words what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I didn't see a single lock of it.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh, it's actually a pretty important game.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It was an extremely important game. It was a long game.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh, thank god I didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Oh, oh you didn't stay.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, I left at eight. Okay, it started at six fifty.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
If I left at eight, Oh, you were there for
like literally like an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, I want you to explain before we go into
celebrating our podreis. You were at like one of the
best games ever. And what did you do while you
were there for an hour?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Socialized?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Did you have a box or something? Yes, you didn't
watch one play, one.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Pitch, one single thing.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You could have come here and told us the story
of how the crowd went crazy and all the players
were on a field. You could have painted an incredible picture.
But no, no, Why did grandpa leave at eight because.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Grandpa had to work the next time? Oh my god,
I was tired. Grandpa had worked all day and.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Grandpa was tired. What time do you start work?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
At nine?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah? Nine? You know what grandma had to work at
four forty five this morning, and hello, let's.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Wait, so you needed thirteen hours for your nine am
shift the next day?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Right, Oh my gosh, okay, so Brian, did you want
did you want me to be pleasant at work or
not pleasant?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I don't care, Yeah, I don't care. We're not there.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But anyways, it was a walk off when in the
eleventh inning for a postseason spot for the Padres. So
now they're going to the postseason officially.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Do you do you know there is not a single
word that you just said that I understood.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, Well, we don't care crazy, I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
We knew, we knew that, Like, we playoffs for baseball.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
So at this point, how many teams are there in
like that are going to be playing in.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
The American or in the American League. I think only
American National whichever in our league? I think only three?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, Padres is one of them.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, okay, Dodgers are going, and then the Brewers and
maybe one.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, so we're not down to like the final two
and two.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
There's only six. No, No, we haven't even started the
play okay.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, see I kind of get confused.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
As in the regular season they just made sure that
they would go to the postseason.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh my gosh, that's just so greol, so cool. No,
I heard no. People were talking about it all day,
what an incredible game, and how people were staying up
so late in game.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty crazy. And the against the Brewers,
who are a top team right now.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Now, I will be staying up late tonight.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And why is that?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Because Jimmy Kimmel is coming back on after his four
days stint.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'm glad he's back.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'm glad he's back.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
But Jimmy Kimmel is one of the least funny.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh my god, I love Jimmy Kimmel. I am so excited.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So I listened to Howard Stern a lot because I
really like him, and he talks about Jimmy Kimmell. They're
good friends, and he talks about what a good human
being he is. Yeah, and uh, maybe he's not funny
in your you're kind of funny. He's really not my
kind of funny either.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But I heard he's almost like nasally funny.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
He's just he will do anything for anyone. That's what
Howard we're saying. But anyway, I'm really glad that they
thought better of it, because didn't they lose like billions?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Right, I'm going to talk about it in my Hollywood Report.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Now, to be fair, he shouldn't have said what he
said on National TV.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But do you it was a little severe what they did.
Free speech?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Hello, it was just I mean, like president hasn't said well, yeah,
times worse.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I wouldn't have the problem that. It was just the networks.
They pulled him off. They said, we don't like this,
we don't want like, we don't want this.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
They literally said on Fox News that they should execute
homeless people.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Wait, okay, no, we're not getting into that. We're not
getting into any of this. This is not this is
like Mary Heater and anti dooty chair.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
By the way, does Andy do do? Watch?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
No what we're calling our next We're calling her on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Anyways, any I think a major open steps so I
don't I will not watch a show. I don't find
him funny.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
All right, I miss Cony O'Brien. Pony O'Brien was the
best late night talk show host that's ever been that
Norm McDonald, But nor McDonald didn't his own show.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I know now he did. Now he's did. Okay, so
we're okay. Do you want to talk about the Etsy
spell that Brian put on me? Etsy witch is uh,
apparently of them. There are a lot of them, and
it's it's trending because somebody said they did a spell
where they asked an Etsy witch or they bought a
(05:48):
spell or whatever for the Mariners who were doing like horrible,
like they're a bad team, I guess, and they have
like swept everything. So they're like, oh my god, it worked.
And then the bad one was somebody put it hired
an Edsy witch supposedly to harm Charlie Kirk, and look
what happened. So now people are saying this is legit.
(06:09):
Oh my gosh. So let me read you something from Reddit.
What people are saying, what do you guys think? Do
you think this is real? And this one says, I'm
pretty sure spells are actually wait wait wait, that's not
the one I bought from an Etsy witch a few
(06:30):
times and it has worked. I almost immediately I realized.
And then he said that a communication spell that they
bought didn't work, but then they realized it's because the
other person was toxic. So but whatever. So and then
they're saying yes, apparently they do, yes, I say they do. Yeah,
(06:51):
I'll look at the news and then so yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah yeah. So so Brian decides to go on
the Etsy and look for which.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I believe in them, and I put my money where
my mouth is.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay, So I want to know something.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Wait, hold on before we get to let me, let
me but.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Wait, you got it.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
We got to tell him what the spell was.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh right, that's so.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
So this is paid twelve dollars to a well reviewed
Etsy witch make Laura fall in love with me. I
just want to be clear. I don't believe in this
crowd now.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, So what exactly were what exactly were you getting
for the fifteen dollars? Did it?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Did it rebelled out satiable desire and lust or something?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, it was really really uh porny Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Because you do have kind of a glow about you
today and we have had ever since he did this,
we have had a weather change, and I'm just wondering
if finger blasting came and.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
We literally called it that exact word. Okay, it was
really impressive. Maybe we are in sync now or something
totally now, okay, let me read. The next day, on
September sixteenth, after I did get a message from said
which oh, okay, okay, and she said, your spell casting
is complete. I have just completed your ritual and I
wanted to update you right away. The ritual went incredibly well,
(08:14):
and I felt a strong, powerful connection to the energy
of your intention. That's that's good. That's a good sign.
Everything aligned beautifully, and I truly believe this spell will
bring the positive shift you desire. Oh my god, these
shifts can happen subtly or dramatically. Stay open to signs
and changes in your situation.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, So did you want to say something before I
speak about my experience?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Last week? We did have like a minor earthquake and things.
I wasn't sure if that was just the electronic device
that you named producer Brian or a.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Number one. Brian and I have had no communication other
than me saying what happened to Thursday's podcast and sothing else?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
And it wasn't but there was, but there was is that?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
She wanted to, but she was too nervous.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
There's three things. One of them I'm hesitant to say,
because I don't want you to make you uncomfortable. But
I do have a superpower. I have been able to
prove it only a few times, but I believe it
to be uh real and on the mark and my
(09:28):
dick dar Listen, I can't just look at somebody and
like you can't just say, hey, what about that guy?
It just comes to me right m h in a
like a wave of visualness. I got the biggest dick
dar on Brian ever. Now I'm not saying I'm just
(09:52):
saying I got I got a vision of what it
looks like.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I'm not I'm going to go easy.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm gonna go easy.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I'm gonna take my headphones off glass he don't stress,
don't stress.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
This is this feels like an off show covers.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
No, this is my power. This is my superpower. This
is the first thing that happened, Like he came to
my mind for some reason, for some reason, I know
I wasn't doing that, Oh my god. And then I
was like and I was thinking about him, and then
I'm like, you know what. And then I made my
(10:25):
summation about what I think he's got going on down there.
And I won't say any I won't release the information
if you don't want me to.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Please don't let.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Me say it was pretty exciting Jesus, I know. So
that's that's okay. I'm not going I'm not going anywhere
that You're going to be totally uncomfortable, Bryan, you'll be
a little bit uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Wait, let me know before you say the worst thing,
so I can pre screen it and you does for
the dicktar.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Was the was the worst thing. I'm going to say.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Okay, I would have needed that.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, but let me just say I'm impressed.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Okay, great, me too, Me too, because I've never.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's never happened in the three years, four years, what
however long you've been working for is I've never even
thought about your uh nether regions.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I didn't name him foot long for no reason.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
No, I'm like, no, I'm eric what I'm talking all right.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Move on to the next one I have. This is
an interesting conversation.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, this is my superpower. I can't help it. It
just so I'm telling you the truth.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Hold on, I want I want to test your superpower.
Which celebrity is the most well endowed based on your superpower?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Liam Neeson, I would buy that.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I know Brad Pitt's not, and I know Leonardo DiCaprio
is not.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Really I feel like Brad Pitt would be.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
No very average.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
You know that for a fact, this radar you're getting
a sense you know what?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You know? Who just flashed into my head?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh? John Ham?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, Ham has a fit. Yeah, Ham has a girthy one.
No remember Gary Shandling.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
No, yes, Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
For some reason, that dude came to my head as
having a giant one. Milton Burle had the biggest one
in the world. Apparently, Uncle that that is like an
old old school like Variety show star. I heard Huey
Lewis has a big rig. There used to be a
list of celebrities with But anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I hope my mom doesn't one.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
No, Mom, listen, I've second thing I am on. I
slept on the couch a few nights last week, and
sometimes I just fall asleep down here, and my Antonio
gets up early because he leaves for work by like
(12:45):
four thirty, and usually I don't wake up. But I
kind of saw it walk up, so I'm said, Hi,
I haven't an day work. A boat went back to sleep.
This seems so real. I'm I know it is a dream,
but all of a sudden, I'm laying on the couch
and here comes Brian in his boxers and his T
(13:09):
shirt and he sits next to me on the couch
and I'm laying down and I'm like hey, He's like, hey,
what's up. And he's just like looking at the TV
with me, and I'm like in my mind, I'm like what, okay, Well,
I'm just gonna keep laying down if it's okay with you.
(13:31):
And it's like, as clear as can be. It was
your face. You were in boxers and a T shirt
like you had just got out of bed, like a sleepover.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, I washing here. No, I was annoyed that was
going to watch TV.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, Yeah, you you had like it's almost like you
want to get something from the kitchen or like he
had come downstairs, but you were there was a presence
next to me. So that was weird to me because
it felt really really real. And I have to admit
(14:04):
that he has crossed my mind more than he has
ever crossed my mind. Three years we've worked together now
like every day, like multiple times a day, and not
have that effect on No, you don't. Hasn't happened to
(14:24):
me before, just took longer. It took three years. And
then I'm thinking to myself, I'm fighting with my head.
I'm fighting in my head. I'm like Laura, he's your
son's age, Laura. Charlie, Laura, it's Charlie, Laura. Stop Ryan, No,
not so I'm having all these like inner conversations. So
I'm telling you that Etsy witch Spell did something.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And you know what, and it could get worse.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't want it to you, don't.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
She said it could. It could be it could be
overtime changes.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Now listen, you're gonna need to now. I don't want
to become some freak. And I don't want to make
you uncomfortable. Well you're a short time or anyway, I
can make you as uncomfortable as possible. What do you think?
What do you think it worked?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah? Because you can't stop thinking about it, can't in
boxers and is wiener.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I know, yeah, that's inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You have unleashed a beast now, Brian, you have opened pandoras.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
And it made me because I know, I know that
this is not ever going to happen, okay, because it's
just not feasible.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You better not bik or eat anything that she offers you.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, I'm gonna bryant yea.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Where would you? Okay? So where would you wake up?
If I roofy do?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I don't think you could get me up the stairs
or probably the couch. Okay, so you are heavy when
they're dead.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Okay, so you'd wake up? Where would I be next
to you?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Or away?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I don't know? You tell me you're the one.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I mean, what what do you You'd be laying on
that couch right there, smoking a cigarette like legs of
Kimbo sharing.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
No, it should be like Sharon Stone.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
She'd be like, what do I think?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh my gosh, but I don't let those trying not
to let those thoughts. But it did spur me on
to get on hinge a little bit more.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Start something. There was a genuine wholesome power.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Or is it just so that she could try and
forget about you?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Well? You know, either way, if it spurred some positive change,
then I say to win.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Something happened. Okay, you're fifteen dollars, I'm not madly in
love with you? Well, I love you, my friend.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Give it another week. Spells got a really yeah, it's
really got to take hold.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, can you imagine? Can you imagine if I really,
like the really really worked and I couldn't stop texting you,
calling you, texting you, uh, like sending flirty texts.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I think that'd be hilarious. Actually, my god, I don't know.
It wouldn't make me uncomfortable. I would totally get a
kick out of it.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
He would totally send those to me, and then then
you guys would like tweak them and then make them.
You'd send me memes and.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
With me could be like the most platonic thing ever.
But you would check our text messager like like messages,
and you would think the like nastiest thing would be happening.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
My Okay, well you sent that video of a train coming.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Into a hole. Yeah, and then a bunch of hot
dogs falling on some chick's face.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, you are You're sick. You are sick. I'm trying
not to be I'm just being honest about what has
happened this last week. And then the Brian visiting me
at night, like what was that all?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh, that wasn't a dream. I just left my backpack
here and my pants the ziper on my pants are
so loud, I said, taken off.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Well, she probably was clawing at your pants and just
rip them and that's why you were in your boxes.
Use I blacked out? Yeah, totally, Oh my god, blacked.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Out looking looking at the TV? Was me looking for
where I left my wallet or something?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Would you buy an Etsy Witch spell?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
For anybody? Would you buy a curse? You want to
buy a curse?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
No, I don't want to curse anybody, because that's like
brings bad.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Using magic for bad, and that feels like that crosses
a line.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No, I only use my magic for good. I'm not
of course, I've always had it. Ask anybody. I've had
it for at least twenty five years.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
That's crazy. I'm curious. But that's a conversation we'll have
off air.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Okay, well I pretty much told you, but I if
you want me to go into detail, I will off
the air.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
So do you want to hear some of the celebrities
that have the biggest penises? Yes, Willem Dafoe.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, yeah, but that's widely known.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
That that is very much an idea.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Ewan McGregor, really Lightsaber, Liam Neeson.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Okay, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Leave Schreiber, Frank Sinatra, Oh, I believe it.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, he had big dick energy if anybody did.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
John Ham, Oh, John Ham, Andrew Garfield.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Is Jim Carrey on there?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Uh No, he's not my future husband.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I don't care. It doesn't matter because it's not about that. Yeah,
it's not about that with me and Jim, it's not.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's all about laughter.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
And it's about like soul connection.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
You need to help me with this, Okay, you need
to help me at least try to get let me
get into his orbit.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I may be helping you already.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh my god, this is I don't want to. I
don't want an autograph.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I'm not. It's not an autograph.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
It's a nude from you.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I have to tell you something I want to before
we get into the double D News, which is uh
which is going to include Okay, there's a lot, and
it's going to include two shows that I watched three
actually that I want to tell you about. Two on Netflix,
one on Apple TV. Okay, is what I did today?
Am I sick for doing this?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yes? Dreaming about me and we'll see now.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Okay, So in there are many bathrooms in my building
there are two bathrooms, yes okay, that are directly across
from the Star studio and they're like one holer. So
there's just like one bathroom, one toilet, and you one
sink and you close the door and it's kind of
like when the door's closed, you kind of kind of
(20:45):
get grossed out a little bit. And somebody has their
black chair in there, so like you so you know,
somebody's putting up their feet to take a dump. It's
really gross. Like, so everybody makes fun of those bathrooms, right,
So I see Emily walking down the hall because she's
going into the other one, which was open, and she goes,
oh my god, you should hear what's coming out from
from this bathroom. And I'm like, oh my god. Really,
(21:07):
I go, okay, I'm gonna wait around the corner like
very very very uh secretly and find out who it is. Well,
I waited and waited, and more blasts were coming out,
like it was like it was like a firing squad.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh I had to use your bathroom.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Today, And I'm like, okay, I've got to know one
which of my coworkers this is happening too. I'm not
hitting another five minutes goes by. I'm changing positions so
I can like just casually walk around the corner and
like bump into this person. Well, I go into the
Star studio real quick. I turned my back. I look back,
(21:49):
the doors open, the lights on. But Tati sees who
it is. But she's like, I don't remember his name,
he' said. I'm like, I go, that's all. I wanted
to know who is the the firing squad pooper of
this building. And I wasted, like I was done with work,
but I waited around like an extra twenty minutes to
(22:09):
find out who was pooping.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
That's not right, right, you should send out an email.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Okay, And then did you find out who?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I still, I I go, you know, I'm very up. No,
oh my god. And then there's another bathroom where there's
two stalls in a women's in a women's restroom with
two sings. One stall's bigger than the other, and it's
it's an unspoken thing that that stall, the bigger one,
(22:39):
is for pooping because that stall has spray in it.
Oh the other stall, the smaller one, does not. So
it's kind of an unspoken thing among the women in
the building that that's where you go if you need
to go number two. So I see somebody from another
morning show walk into the big bathroom as I'm walking
behind her going into the small bathroom. So what I
(23:02):
did was I, you know, went number one, cleaned up,
and left, and then this person was still in because
this person had to do business during her show. So
I went and narked on her to her her show
mat why just because I wanted them to know that
she took a poop. I won't out her. I won't
(23:27):
out her. But oh my gosh, So what I'm sick?
Why am I?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Like?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Why do I care about pooping? You off on me?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You call me sick? You are a sick ticket.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I have a present for you. I got it out
of a bubblegum machine at this weird like Asian market.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I have a present for you.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Really what? Oh wow, eyelashes, Halloween eyelashes. I needed some
new ones because my facos are falling apart. Look push it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Oh oh my.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
God, that's your little mascot.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh god, this is awesome And.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I'm gonna look really really natural with you.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
You totally are.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, all right, let's enjoy. Let's let's hit it up.
Let's do some double d all Right, we got it.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I just uh let one cat out of the bag.
That Jimmy Kimmel, who is suspended and canceled, is coming
back tonight. Apparently his guests are Sarah McLachlan and Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Oh, I want to see his monologue.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I do too. I think it's gonna be really good.
I can't wait. Okay, I am so on board for this.
I can't stand him, but I can't wait for this documentary.
It's called in Whose Name? And it's this new Kanye
West documentary.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I want to see it.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Have you seen the clip where he has a melt
down with Chris Jenner?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I watch my god. You guys got a YouTube that thing.
It is insane.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
When does his dot come out?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
October okay, and I'm not sure what streaming streaming service
it comes out on, but she's telling him, hey, you've
got to get back on your medication. And it is
like talking to a four year old that's having a meltdown.
That Oh wow, that's it is unreal. And that clip,
that clip is on YouTube. It is insane. Wow nuts.
(25:30):
So yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Speaking of that, did you watch the Charlie Sheen documentary.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yes that aka Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I think, I really, you know what, I came away
really liking him a lot. I think he's a he's
a good guy overall, Like he's really nice. Sure, somebody
I know used to deliver scripts to his house and
she said that he was always wasted, but he was
always so incredibly nice and always very light. And I
(26:01):
just think and I like that he's out telling his truth,
all the truth, every single gory, Ye, Gail, And I
love that him and Sean Pen have been friends for
like ever. Sean Pen does not look good.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
No, Sean, Well.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
How did he age like eighty years?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I don't know, but I mean it looked like there
were like lines of coke on the coffee table.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I don't know what he was doing. Yeah, he was
smoking cigarettes and everything.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
But that was that was a good one.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
It was.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
It was crazy, it was and the I love Denise Richards.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
She looked like she she didn't look good in that dock.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
She dyed her hair dark and.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
She has she's something she has an aged No, she's
the moss the planet.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, I still really like her. But the other x
Y Brook Mueller m Brook Mule. She was the one,
the other one that was married him, that was sitting
on the couch and looked like she was allegedly high.
I don't think I got to that did a bunch
of drugs together.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
And I didn't get to the very last part of
the second episode or the third, I don't know. I
didn't get to the part where he's doing guys either.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh, that's the second episode, Okay, I think I.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Just watched the first episode. Yeah, so he he admits
all this stuff. He's sober, and I can tell because
he's you just have to come out with all the truth,
all the dirty, all the dirty. But boy, oh boy,
it's amazing he's alive.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Okay. So Robert Redford died at eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
That is sad, No, so much.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, he was such a handsome man.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yeah, totally the Brad Pitt of the oh for sure
the fifties.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
And he's a redhead, right.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, but like him and Brad Pitt, like young are
like spitting images of each other.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
They are oh yeah, they look like eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Huh yeah, eighty nine. Cause of death not available yet.
Are you following a couple of these stories that I have.
The Kelly and Scott Wolf.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Saga a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
So. Scott Wolf was on five. He married this girl
named Kelly who was on a reality.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Rather a big one. She was on Big Brother or
Survivor or something.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
She was on a reality show I think on MTV
or something. They were married, They have three kids, and
she has been losing it on her social media and stuff.
He on August eighth, got a temporary protective order against
(28:42):
her from direct or indirect contact with him or their
three kids. Two days later, she reached out via a
friend's phone and contacted him and the kids. So now
she's in trouble. She's facing a misdemeanor. Well, yeah, she
can get a resident for that, right, Yeah. And her
(29:03):
videos are crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I've only seen the text messages that the Sun has
posted and said Mom, get help, Mom, get help.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, it's so sad, it's really weird. I am so
living for this what. I can't even tell you how excited.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I am for what. Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Madonna is back with Warner Brothers Records, and she will
be releasing in early twenty twenty six Confessions of a
Dance on a Dance floor Part two. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
And Miss Taylor Swift is releasing her album or something.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I love?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I know how much Brian loves.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Taylor's just saying you've heard one, You've heard them all?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Did you like part one of this.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Confessions on a dance Floor? So good?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
How old is she?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Sixty seven?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I think?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
And she's looking good now? She is?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, down, she looks really good.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
And she has a like a thirty year old boyfriend. Right,
we'll get into that next episode.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Oh my god, So have you heard of this? I
don't know if he's a rapper or an R and
B singer. His name's David D four VD and he
have you heard about what they found in his tesla
in the front? No, a chopped up missing teenager who
(30:37):
was fourteen. He was on went out on tour and
his car was found on a street in Los Angeles,
not reported stolen. It got towed to the toeyard and
one of the you know, one of the people was
walking by and they're like, oh my god, what is
(30:58):
that smell? And they opened the fronk and there was
a chopped up body in there, and it's a girl
that's been missing and she was fourteen at the time
she went missing. Her birthday was like two days later,
and he claims to have no knowledge of it. But
they talked to the mother and they both had a
(31:19):
tattoo on their wrist that said like s h oh my,
and the mother confirmed that she had a boyfriend named David.
So that's yeah there. So here are the initial hosts
and musical guests for season fifty one of SNL. It Starts,
(31:44):
It starts I think on October fourth. Oh, okay, Bad
Bunny will host one Saturday Night Live kicks off its
fifty first season. Dojakat will be the musical guest. Amy
Pohler hosts on the eleventh, and Sabrina Carpenter will host
and music like Amby the musical guest.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Good.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I like Sabrina Carpent.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
There.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay, did you guys watch Black Rabbit on Netflix?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Oh you're not doing yet. I'm sorry, Special Correspondent, I can't.
I'm so excited to talk about it. Okay, sorry, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
So Elton John underwent a double knee replacement last year
and had the kneecaps made into jewelry. The right one
became a necklace. And the left one was turned into
a brooch.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Okay, that's just weird.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
God, that is kind of weird. But I kind of
like it.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That is weird.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
I would have my kneecaps trying to like a crucifix
or something that feels more appropriate.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
How big is it?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Well, I don't know. I don't even know. I just like,
mum plate it or something that's so weird.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Why not people do with their money a cam like necklaces.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Are the kid's teeth?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That is even. I wouldn't go there, and I go
to some places that I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
You do I know, I know, I know, Okay, you
know we have a special fond.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Oh yes, okay from Hollywood, anybody, anybody? Black Rabbit.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I have not watched it.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
I did watch The Pit this.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Week, though, Okay, yes, now tell me this one d
Emmy for Best Show.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I haven't finished it. I don't know if i'd say
it's better than Severance, but it is pretty damn good.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Okay. Another doctor show, Emergency Room.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
It's pretty good. It's not like Grays and at Me,
where it's like a personal drama with like doctor stuff
in the background. It's very much. It's very much about
an emergency room and you see a lot of the
side of it.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Are Karen Fitch Hi, Karen Kelly was on the Real World.
What's Up, Hey, Beth though she was on the Real
World and he was an MTV show. Thank you, Karen. So.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Black Rabbit stars Jason Bateman and Jude Law. Jude Law. Okay,
this will be an Emmy winning series.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I've heard really good things.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
It is so good, and Jason Bateman is so good
and Jude Law is a beautiful human being. I had
really no I never really paid attention to Jude Law
in my life, but like, he is very beautiful human beings.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
More beautiful, more beautiful than Brian.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
That's crazy, let's not. Yeah, it did not get great reviews.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Actually, I really, I really.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Is it suspenseful?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yes? So God, yes, And it's just about it's about
two brothers. It's about two brothers and growing up and
how they each are living their lives when they're older,
and then they come together and things happen. It's just so.
The restaurant that the Jude Law owns, the one of
the brothers, is very successful. It's in New York City.
(34:52):
It's like super everybody goes there black No, but Jud's law.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
The performance is my I don't know it barely. I
mean it's a like sixty four percent round tomatoes, like,
which is a good score. That's not an Emmy score.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Well what about the does say anything about the performances,
like the how they acted? Because I thought Jason Bateman
was incredible.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, but typically, I don't know. I feel like it's
kind of uncommon for like a performer to get an
Emmy nom if their show isn't nominated in any other category.
Well maybe, but I don't I don't know. I don't
know if this is Emmy bait either.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
But anyway, I highly recommend THATA does have a good
audience score. Yeah, I think everybody watched it. I've watched it.
It was like midnight on Friday turning into Friday because
it came no turning into Thursday because it came out
on Thursday, and it actually got up and watched an
episode because I'm like, oh my god, it's Thursday. It's midnight.
(35:48):
It's Thursday. I'm gonna start watching Black Rabbit. I know
I'm as fast, okay, so uh oh and Dear Edward
on Apple Plus it's a couple of years old, but
it's about this one kid who's only survivor of this
huge plane crash and about where he goes from there.
He's probably like ten years old, and the family he
(36:08):
ends up with and this whole storyline and finding out
stuff about his family, and it is good. Dear Edward.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Have you seen the previews for it's coming out on
Apple in like two weeks. It's called The Lost Bus
and it's with Matthew McConaughey and America Ferrara and it's
a true story about a school bus driver that's trying
to get these kids through a horrible, horrible fire. Oh god,
it looks really really good.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
I don't like America Farra And I don't know, why.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Did you just not like the Ugly Betty?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I loved Dougly.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
I haven't seen Ugly Betty, but like I saw her.
I watched the show Superstore she stars in, which is
like okay. And I saw the Barbie Movie, which I
don't know. Her character felt like very shallow to me
or very like very fake. But I don't know, I
just like this. Something about it was like I just can't.
I just don't like her. He used the character she plays.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I'm sorry, I was distracted by comments that Margaret versus
I was making about Eric's package and about a car
that I have in my driveway which I can't talk
about yet, that she wants to see it because it's
not out. It was out, remember the last a couple
of weeks ago. It was out like crazy Margaret.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Next week.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Okay, So coming up on Oh my Gosh. Coming up
on Thursday, we have part two of Brian's dating Tips.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Oh yeah, la close.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
This was a request from a listener and she thanked
me after he gave his first round, so it was
really really good. And then the cutest guy I've come
across on Hinge and I need your advice.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Wait, I was gonna say, Brann, are you want to?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
And then we're going to play Hinge. Cringe because we
again because it didn't come.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
We're going to play and we're having Auntie Dodo.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
On oh and Anti Dodo.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
But we have to get around before nine o'clock because
that's when she takes her gummy to go to right.
But we'll do all that. That's coming up on our
Thursday podcast. Thank you guys so much for watching and
listening always.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Oh wait, what, there's two movies coming out that we
have to see as a family one please, but no,
these are two scary movies. One is with Kate Hudson
and Elizabeth Moss and it's called Shell.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I think, well, I'm in, I'm she.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Does Brian watch the preview when we go on break?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
The other one is called The Housemaid and it's with
Sidney Sweeney and uh, who's the blonde?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I love anything with Sidney Sweeney. I'm in. I love her?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Who's the blonde with kind of the the bigger eyes safer? Yeah,
oh wow, it looks great.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Look up the one. And then just for okay you
guys have I forgot what it's called, but look up
Emma Stone Jesse Plemons movie. It is. The trailer is
insane and it got a six minute standing ovation at
the Venice Film Festival.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
No offense. That does not mean anything.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
What are you talking?
Speaker 3 (39:21):
What do you mean by six minu It's not even
that long. Actually, masterpieces or get like twenty minutes standing ovations,
which is, by the way, ridiculous. That's so stupid they gave.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
They gave the substance like a twelve minute Standing Ovation
and that was one of the worst movies. Oh okay, scene,
Well what okay.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
I just think the rate of the length of the
standing Ovation I don't think matters that much. Well, I
think they all agree ahead of time, Like, guys, we've
got to do at least ten minutes on this one.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Well, we'll watch this during breaks, so you could be
the judge. I think you and I, Brian, have more
in common than we than we ever. Oh my god, Brian,
you know what, it'd be fun to see like a
movie with you, because like we'd actually enjoy it, and
like we'd actually get it.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
She's she's dropping the hint, like she's asking you on
a date.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
We'd actually get the movie, and like, like, notice how
I was right, Notice how I was not included in
that invite. I like slow movies. I'm down with that,
you know, like ones that take She's like.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
I don't know romantic comedies or like, no.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
No romantic comedies, but just I know you'd enjoy We
can have good conversations about it after.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
I help you to have a very happy life together.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
I'm like, I'm hurtful. I'm hopeful for the next four weeks. Anyway, Okay,
gotta lock out now. Oh my, oh my god. Stop
all right, Love you guys, Love you guys, and love
your podcast.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Love Margaret, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Can't I know she's making dirty jokes about his package.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Just close, just close out.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Love your podcast, Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Okay, Don does work? Bye, Love you, wice me babies. Bye,
That, Brian, I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm going you you want to murder your.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hold on what we're gonna talk about? The Etsy Witch?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Well, first of all, let's sea witch. I have to
change that, I said, the TikTok witch. No not, it's okay,
oh geez.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
First of all, hello, thank you for joining us. I'm
happy fall you can officially put up your Halloween decorations
that time. Yes, I do too, It's my favorite season.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I too.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I did you get my message the other day that
Ross had a bunch of Christmas decorations up and I said,
you should get right down there.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And did you notice how I ignore that highly. I
don't like seeing Halloween decorations right next to Christmas decorations.
I can't.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I think we should push back Halloween Christmas decorations.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I know it's too early, it's.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Too or it's more fun than anyways.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I mean it. I went to Target and like almost
all I wanted to buy these big cool skulls for decoration.
They were like all gone. Everything is almost all off
the shelves already. It's crazy. But anyway, thank you for
joining us on YouTube, on Instagram, wherever you're listening. We
appreciate it, and uh go podres woo.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I was at the game last night. I know about
who won.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Tell we can't in your words what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I didn't see a single lock of it.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh, it's actually a pretty important game.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It was an extremely important game. It was a long game.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh, thank god I didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Oh, oh you didn't stay.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, I left at eight. Okay, it started at six fifty.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
If I left at eight, Oh, you were there for
like literally like an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, I want you to explain before we go into
celebrating our podreis. You were at like one of the
best games ever. And what did you do while you
were there for an hour?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Socialized?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Did you have a box or something? Yes, you didn't
watch one play, one.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Pitch, one single thing.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You could have come here and told us the story
of how the crowd went crazy and all the players
were on a field. You could have painted an incredible picture.
But no, no, Why did grandpa leave at eight because.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Grandpa had to work the next time? Oh my god,
I was tired. Grandpa had worked all day and.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Grandpa was tired. What time do you start work?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
At nine?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah? Nine? You know what grandma had to work at
four forty five this morning, and hello, let's.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Wait, so you needed thirteen hours for your nine am
shift the next day?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Right, Oh my gosh, okay, so Brian, did you want
did you want me to be pleasant at work or
not pleasant?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I don't care, Yeah, I don't care. We're not there.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But anyways, it was a walk off when in the
eleventh inning for a postseason spot for the Padres. So
now they're going to the postseason officially.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Do you do you know there is not a single
word that you just said that I understood.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, Well, we don't care crazy, I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
We knew, we knew that, Like, we playoffs for baseball.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
So at this point, how many teams are there in
like that are going to be playing in.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
The American or in the American League. I think only
American National whichever in our league? I think only three?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, Padres is one of them.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, okay, Dodgers are going, and then the Brewers and
maybe one.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, so we're not down to like the final two
and two.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
There's only six. No, No, we haven't even started the
play okay.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, see I kind of get confused.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
As in the regular season they just made sure that
they would go to the postseason.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh my gosh, that's just so greol, so cool. No,
I heard no. People were talking about it all day,
what an incredible game, and how people were staying up
so late in game.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty crazy. And the against the Brewers,
who are a top team right now.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Now, I will be staying up late tonight.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And why is that?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Because Jimmy Kimmel is coming back on after his four
days stint.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'm glad he's back.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'm glad he's back.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
But Jimmy Kimmel is one of the least funny.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh my god, I love Jimmy Kimmel. I am so excited.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So I listened to Howard Stern a lot because I
really like him, and he talks about Jimmy Kimmell. They're
good friends, and he talks about what a good human
being he is. Yeah, and uh, maybe he's not funny
in your you're kind of funny. He's really not my
kind of funny either.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But I heard he's almost like nasally funny.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
He's just he will do anything for anyone. That's what
Howard we're saying. But anyway, I'm really glad that they
thought better of it, because didn't they lose like billions?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Right, I'm going to talk about it in my Hollywood Report.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Now, to be fair, he shouldn't have said what he
said on National TV.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But do you it was a little severe what they did.
Free speech?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Hello, it was just I mean, like president hasn't said well, yeah,
times worse.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I wouldn't have the problem that. It was just the networks.
They pulled him off. They said, we don't like this,
we don't want like, we don't want this.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
They literally said on Fox News that they should execute
homeless people.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Wait, okay, no, we're not getting into that. We're not
getting into any of this. This is not this is
like Mary Heater and anti dooty chair.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
By the way, does Andy do do? Watch?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
No what we're calling our next We're calling her on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Anyways, any I think a major open steps so I
don't I will not watch a show. I don't find
him funny.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
All right, I miss Cony O'Brien. Pony O'Brien was the
best late night talk show host that's ever been that
Norm McDonald, But nor McDonald didn't his own show.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I know now he did. Now he's did. Okay, so
we're okay. Do you want to talk about the Etsy
spell that Brian put on me? Etsy witch is uh,
apparently of them. There are a lot of them, and
it's it's trending because somebody said they did a spell
where they asked an Etsy witch or they bought a
(05:48):
spell or whatever for the Mariners who were doing like horrible,
like they're a bad team, I guess, and they have
like swept everything. So they're like, oh my god, it worked.
And then the bad one was somebody put it hired
an Edsy witch supposedly to harm Charlie Kirk, and look
what happened. So now people are saying this is legit.
(06:09):
Oh my gosh. So let me read you something from Reddit.
What people are saying, what do you guys think? Do
you think this is real? And this one says, I'm
pretty sure spells are actually wait wait wait, that's not
the one I bought from an Etsy witch a few
(06:30):
times and it has worked. I almost immediately I realized.
And then he said that a communication spell that they
bought didn't work, but then they realized it's because the
other person was toxic. So but whatever. So and then
they're saying yes, apparently they do, yes, I say they do. Yeah,
(06:51):
I'll look at the news and then so yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah yeah. So so Brian decides to go on
the Etsy and look for which.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I believe in them, and I put my money where
my mouth is.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay, So I want to know something.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Wait, hold on before we get to let me, let
me but.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Wait, you got it.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
We got to tell him what the spell was.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh right, that's so.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
So this is paid twelve dollars to a well reviewed
Etsy witch make Laura fall in love with me. I
just want to be clear. I don't believe in this
crowd now.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, So what exactly were what exactly were you getting
for the fifteen dollars? Did it?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Did it rebelled out satiable desire and lust or something?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, it was really really uh porny Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Because you do have kind of a glow about you
today and we have had ever since he did this,
we have had a weather change, and I'm just wondering
if finger blasting came and.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
We literally called it that exact word. Okay, it was
really impressive. Maybe we are in sync now or something
totally now, okay, let me read. The next day, on
September sixteenth, after I did get a message from said
which oh, okay, okay, and she said, your spell casting
is complete. I have just completed your ritual and I
wanted to update you right away. The ritual went incredibly well,
(08:14):
and I felt a strong, powerful connection to the energy
of your intention. That's that's good. That's a good sign.
Everything aligned beautifully, and I truly believe this spell will
bring the positive shift you desire. Oh my god, these
shifts can happen subtly or dramatically. Stay open to signs
and changes in your situation.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, So did you want to say something before I
speak about my experience?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Last week? We did have like a minor earthquake and things.
I wasn't sure if that was just the electronic device
that you named producer Brian or a.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Number one. Brian and I have had no communication other
than me saying what happened to Thursday's podcast and sothing else?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
And it wasn't but there was, but there was is that?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
She wanted to, but she was too nervous.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
There's three things. One of them I'm hesitant to say,
because I don't want you to make you uncomfortable. But
I do have a superpower. I have been able to
prove it only a few times, but I believe it
to be uh real and on the mark and my
(09:28):
dick dar Listen, I can't just look at somebody and
like you can't just say, hey, what about that guy?
It just comes to me right m h in a
like a wave of visualness. I got the biggest dick
dar on Brian ever. Now I'm not saying I'm just
(09:52):
saying I got I got a vision of what it
looks like.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I'm not I'm going to go easy.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm gonna go easy.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I'm gonna take my headphones off glass he don't stress,
don't stress.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
This is this feels like an off show covers.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
No, this is my power. This is my superpower. This
is the first thing that happened, Like he came to
my mind for some reason, for some reason, I know
I wasn't doing that, Oh my god. And then I
was like and I was thinking about him, and then
I'm like, you know what. And then I made my
(10:25):
summation about what I think he's got going on down there.
And I won't say any I won't release the information
if you don't want me to.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Please don't let.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Me say it was pretty exciting Jesus, I know. So
that's that's okay. I'm not going I'm not going anywhere
that You're going to be totally uncomfortable, Bryan, you'll be
a little bit uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Wait, let me know before you say the worst thing,
so I can pre screen it and you does for
the dicktar.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Was the was the worst thing. I'm going to say.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Okay, I would have needed that.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, but let me just say I'm impressed.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Okay, great, me too, Me too, because I've never.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's never happened in the three years, four years, what
however long you've been working for is I've never even
thought about your uh nether regions.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I didn't name him foot long for no reason.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
No, I'm like, no, I'm eric what I'm talking all right.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Move on to the next one I have. This is
an interesting conversation.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, this is my superpower. I can't help it. It
just so I'm telling you the truth.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Hold on, I want I want to test your superpower.
Which celebrity is the most well endowed based on your superpower?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Liam Neeson, I would buy that.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I know Brad Pitt's not, and I know Leonardo DiCaprio
is not.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Really I feel like Brad Pitt would be.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
No very average.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
You know that for a fact, this radar you're getting
a sense you know what?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You know? Who just flashed into my head?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh? John Ham?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, Ham has a fit. Yeah, Ham has a girthy one.
No remember Gary Shandling.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
No, yes, Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
For some reason, that dude came to my head as
having a giant one. Milton Burle had the biggest one
in the world. Apparently, Uncle that that is like an
old old school like Variety show star. I heard Huey
Lewis has a big rig. There used to be a
list of celebrities with But anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I hope my mom doesn't one.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
No, Mom, listen, I've second thing I am on. I
slept on the couch a few nights last week, and
sometimes I just fall asleep down here, and my Antonio
gets up early because he leaves for work by like
(12:45):
four thirty, and usually I don't wake up. But I
kind of saw it walk up, so I'm said, Hi,
I haven't an day work. A boat went back to sleep.
This seems so real. I'm I know it is a dream,
but all of a sudden, I'm laying on the couch
and here comes Brian in his boxers and his T
(13:09):
shirt and he sits next to me on the couch
and I'm laying down and I'm like hey, He's like, hey,
what's up. And he's just like looking at the TV
with me, and I'm like in my mind, I'm like what, okay, Well,
I'm just gonna keep laying down if it's okay with you.
(13:31):
And it's like, as clear as can be. It was
your face. You were in boxers and a T shirt
like you had just got out of bed, like a sleepover.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, I washing here. No, I was annoyed that was
going to watch TV.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, Yeah, you you had like it's almost like you
want to get something from the kitchen or like he
had come downstairs, but you were there was a presence
next to me. So that was weird to me because
it felt really really real. And I have to admit
(14:04):
that he has crossed my mind more than he has
ever crossed my mind. Three years we've worked together now
like every day, like multiple times a day, and not
have that effect on No, you don't. Hasn't happened to
(14:24):
me before, just took longer. It took three years. And
then I'm thinking to myself, I'm fighting with my head.
I'm fighting in my head. I'm like Laura, he's your
son's age, Laura. Charlie, Laura, it's Charlie, Laura. Stop Ryan, No,
not so I'm having all these like inner conversations. So
I'm telling you that Etsy witch Spell did something.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And you know what, and it could get worse.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't want it to you, don't.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
She said it could. It could be it could be
overtime changes.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Now listen, you're gonna need to now. I don't want
to become some freak. And I don't want to make
you uncomfortable. Well you're a short time or anyway, I
can make you as uncomfortable as possible. What do you think?
What do you think it worked?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah? Because you can't stop thinking about it, can't in
boxers and is wiener.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I know, yeah, that's inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You have unleashed a beast now, Brian, you have opened pandoras.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
And it made me because I know, I know that
this is not ever going to happen, okay, because it's
just not feasible.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You better not bik or eat anything that she offers you.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, I'm gonna bryant yea.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Where would you? Okay? So where would you wake up?
If I roofy do?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I don't think you could get me up the stairs
or probably the couch. Okay, so you are heavy when
they're dead.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Okay, so you'd wake up? Where would I be next
to you?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Or away?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I don't know? You tell me you're the one.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I mean, what what do you You'd be laying on
that couch right there, smoking a cigarette like legs of
Kimbo sharing.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
No, it should be like Sharon Stone.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
She'd be like, what do I think?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh my gosh, but I don't let those trying not
to let those thoughts. But it did spur me on
to get on hinge a little bit more.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Start something. There was a genuine wholesome power.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Or is it just so that she could try and
forget about you?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Well? You know, either way, if it spurred some positive change,
then I say to win.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Something happened. Okay, you're fifteen dollars, I'm not madly in
love with you? Well, I love you, my friend.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Give it another week. Spells got a really yeah, it's
really got to take hold.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, can you imagine? Can you imagine if I really,
like the really really worked and I couldn't stop texting you,
calling you, texting you, uh, like sending flirty texts.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I think that'd be hilarious. Actually, my god, I don't know.
It wouldn't make me uncomfortable. I would totally get a
kick out of it.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
He would totally send those to me, and then then
you guys would like tweak them and then make them.
You'd send me memes and.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
With me could be like the most platonic thing ever.
But you would check our text messager like like messages,
and you would think the like nastiest thing would be happening.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
My Okay, well you sent that video of a train coming.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Into a hole. Yeah, and then a bunch of hot
dogs falling on some chick's face.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, you are You're sick. You are sick. I'm trying
not to be I'm just being honest about what has
happened this last week. And then the Brian visiting me
at night, like what was that all?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh, that wasn't a dream. I just left my backpack
here and my pants the ziper on my pants are
so loud, I said, taken off.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Well, she probably was clawing at your pants and just
rip them and that's why you were in your boxes.
Use I blacked out? Yeah, totally, Oh my god, blacked.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Out looking looking at the TV? Was me looking for
where I left my wallet or something?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Would you buy an Etsy Witch spell?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
For anybody? Would you buy a curse? You want to
buy a curse?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
No, I don't want to curse anybody, because that's like
brings bad.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Using magic for bad, and that feels like that crosses
a line.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No, I only use my magic for good. I'm not
of course, I've always had it. Ask anybody. I've had
it for at least twenty five years.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
That's crazy. I'm curious. But that's a conversation we'll have
off air.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Okay, well I pretty much told you, but I if
you want me to go into detail, I will off
the air.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
So do you want to hear some of the celebrities
that have the biggest penises? Yes, Willem Dafoe.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, yeah, but that's widely known.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
That that is very much an idea.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Ewan McGregor, really Lightsaber, Liam Neeson.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Okay, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Leave Schreiber, Frank Sinatra, Oh, I believe it.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, he had big dick energy if anybody did.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
John Ham, Oh, John Ham, Andrew Garfield.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Is Jim Carrey on there?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Uh No, he's not my future husband.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I don't care. It doesn't matter because it's not about that. Yeah,
it's not about that with me and Jim, it's not.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's all about laughter.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
And it's about like soul connection.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
You need to help me with this, Okay, you need
to help me at least try to get let me
get into his orbit.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I may be helping you already.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh my god, this is I don't want to. I
don't want an autograph.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I'm not. It's not an autograph.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
It's a nude from you.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I have to tell you something I want to before
we get into the double D News, which is uh
which is going to include Okay, there's a lot, and
it's going to include two shows that I watched three
actually that I want to tell you about. Two on Netflix,
one on Apple TV. Okay, is what I did today?
Am I sick for doing this?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yes? Dreaming about me and we'll see now.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Okay, So in there are many bathrooms in my building
there are two bathrooms, yes okay, that are directly across
from the Star studio and they're like one holer. So
there's just like one bathroom, one toilet, and you one
sink and you close the door and it's kind of
like when the door's closed, you kind of kind of
(20:45):
get grossed out a little bit. And somebody has their
black chair in there, so like you so you know,
somebody's putting up their feet to take a dump. It's
really gross. Like, so everybody makes fun of those bathrooms, right,
So I see Emily walking down the hall because she's
going into the other one, which was open, and she goes,
oh my god, you should hear what's coming out from
from this bathroom. And I'm like, oh my god. Really,
(21:07):
I go, okay, I'm gonna wait around the corner like
very very very uh secretly and find out who it is. Well,
I waited and waited, and more blasts were coming out,
like it was like it was like a firing squad.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh I had to use your bathroom.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Today, And I'm like, okay, I've got to know one
which of my coworkers this is happening too. I'm not
hitting another five minutes goes by. I'm changing positions so
I can like just casually walk around the corner and
like bump into this person. Well, I go into the
Star studio real quick. I turned my back. I look back,
(21:49):
the doors open, the lights on. But Tati sees who
it is. But she's like, I don't remember his name,
he' said. I'm like, I go, that's all. I wanted
to know who is the the firing squad pooper of
this building. And I wasted, like I was done with work,
but I waited around like an extra twenty minutes to
(22:09):
find out who was pooping.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
That's not right, right, you should send out an email.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Okay, And then did you find out who?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I still, I I go, you know, I'm very up. No,
oh my god. And then there's another bathroom where there's
two stalls in a women's in a women's restroom with
two sings. One stall's bigger than the other, and it's
it's an unspoken thing that that stall, the bigger one,
(22:39):
is for pooping because that stall has spray in it.
Oh the other stall, the smaller one, does not. So
it's kind of an unspoken thing among the women in
the building that that's where you go if you need
to go number two. So I see somebody from another
morning show walk into the big bathroom as I'm walking
behind her going into the small bathroom. So what I
(23:02):
did was I, you know, went number one, cleaned up,
and left, and then this person was still in because
this person had to do business during her show. So
I went and narked on her to her her show
mat why just because I wanted them to know that
she took a poop. I won't out her. I won't
(23:27):
out her. But oh my gosh, So what I'm sick?
Why am I?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Like?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Why do I care about pooping? You off on me?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You call me sick? You are a sick ticket.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I have a present for you. I got it out
of a bubblegum machine at this weird like Asian market.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I have a present for you.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Really what? Oh wow, eyelashes, Halloween eyelashes. I needed some
new ones because my facos are falling apart. Look push it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Oh oh my.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
God, that's your little mascot.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh god, this is awesome And.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I'm gonna look really really natural with you.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
You totally are.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, all right, let's enjoy. Let's let's hit it up.
Let's do some double d all Right, we got it.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I just uh let one cat out of the bag.
That Jimmy Kimmel, who is suspended and canceled, is coming
back tonight. Apparently his guests are Sarah McLachlan and Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Oh, I want to see his monologue.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I do too. I think it's gonna be really good.
I can't wait. Okay, I am so on board for this.
I can't stand him, but I can't wait for this documentary.
It's called in Whose Name? And it's this new Kanye
West documentary.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I want to see it.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Have you seen the clip where he has a melt
down with Chris Jenner?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I watch my god. You guys got a YouTube that thing.
It is insane.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
When does his dot come out?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
October okay, and I'm not sure what streaming streaming service
it comes out on, but she's telling him, hey, you've
got to get back on your medication. And it is
like talking to a four year old that's having a meltdown.
That Oh wow, that's it is unreal. And that clip,
that clip is on YouTube. It is insane. Wow nuts.
(25:30):
So yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Speaking of that, did you watch the Charlie Sheen documentary.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yes that aka Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I think, I really, you know what, I came away
really liking him a lot. I think he's a he's
a good guy overall, Like he's really nice. Sure, somebody
I know used to deliver scripts to his house and
she said that he was always wasted, but he was
always so incredibly nice and always very light. And I
(26:01):
just think and I like that he's out telling his truth,
all the truth, every single gory, Ye, Gail, And I
love that him and Sean Pen have been friends for
like ever. Sean Pen does not look good.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
No, Sean, Well.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
How did he age like eighty years?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I don't know, but I mean it looked like there
were like lines of coke on the coffee table.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I don't know what he was doing. Yeah, he was
smoking cigarettes and everything.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
But that was that was a good one.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
It was.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
It was crazy, it was and the I love Denise Richards.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
She looked like she she didn't look good in that dock.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
She dyed her hair dark and.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
She has she's something she has an aged No, she's
the moss the planet.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, I still really like her. But the other x
Y Brook Mueller m Brook Mule. She was the one,
the other one that was married him, that was sitting
on the couch and looked like she was allegedly high.
I don't think I got to that did a bunch
of drugs together.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
And I didn't get to the very last part of
the second episode or the third, I don't know. I
didn't get to the part where he's doing guys either.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh, that's the second episode, Okay, I think I.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Just watched the first episode. Yeah, so he he admits
all this stuff. He's sober, and I can tell because
he's you just have to come out with all the truth,
all the dirty, all the dirty. But boy, oh boy,
it's amazing he's alive.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Okay. So Robert Redford died at eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
That is sad, No, so much.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, he was such a handsome man.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yeah, totally the Brad Pitt of the oh for sure
the fifties.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
And he's a redhead, right.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, but like him and Brad Pitt, like young are
like spitting images of each other.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
They are oh yeah, they look like eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Huh yeah, eighty nine. Cause of death not available yet.
Are you following a couple of these stories that I have.
The Kelly and Scott Wolf.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Saga a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
So. Scott Wolf was on five. He married this girl
named Kelly who was on a reality.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Rather a big one. She was on Big Brother or
Survivor or something.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
She was on a reality show I think on MTV
or something. They were married, They have three kids, and
she has been losing it on her social media and stuff.
He on August eighth, got a temporary protective order against
(28:42):
her from direct or indirect contact with him or their
three kids. Two days later, she reached out via a
friend's phone and contacted him and the kids. So now
she's in trouble. She's facing a misdemeanor. Well, yeah, she
can get a resident for that, right, Yeah. And her
(29:03):
videos are crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I've only seen the text messages that the Sun has
posted and said Mom, get help, Mom, get help.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, it's so sad, it's really weird. I am so
living for this what. I can't even tell you how excited.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I am for what. Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Madonna is back with Warner Brothers Records, and she will
be releasing in early twenty twenty six Confessions of a
Dance on a Dance floor Part two. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
And Miss Taylor Swift is releasing her album or something.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I love?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I know how much Brian loves.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Taylor's just saying you've heard one, You've heard them all?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Did you like part one of this.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Confessions on a dance Floor? So good?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
How old is she?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Sixty seven?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I think?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
And she's looking good now? She is?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, down, she looks really good.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
And she has a like a thirty year old boyfriend. Right,
we'll get into that next episode.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Oh my god, So have you heard of this? I
don't know if he's a rapper or an R and
B singer. His name's David D four VD and he
have you heard about what they found in his tesla
in the front? No, a chopped up missing teenager who
(30:37):
was fourteen. He was on went out on tour and
his car was found on a street in Los Angeles,
not reported stolen. It got towed to the toeyard and
one of the you know, one of the people was
walking by and they're like, oh my god, what is
(30:58):
that smell? And they opened the fronk and there was
a chopped up body in there, and it's a girl
that's been missing and she was fourteen at the time
she went missing. Her birthday was like two days later,
and he claims to have no knowledge of it. But
they talked to the mother and they both had a
(31:19):
tattoo on their wrist that said like s h oh my,
and the mother confirmed that she had a boyfriend named David.
So that's yeah there. So here are the initial hosts
and musical guests for season fifty one of SNL. It Starts,
(31:44):
It starts I think on October fourth. Oh, okay, Bad
Bunny will host one Saturday Night Live kicks off its
fifty first season. Dojakat will be the musical guest. Amy
Pohler hosts on the eleventh, and Sabrina Carpenter will host
and music like Amby the musical guest.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Good.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I like Sabrina Carpent.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
There.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay, did you guys watch Black Rabbit on Netflix?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Oh you're not doing yet. I'm sorry, Special Correspondent, I can't.
I'm so excited to talk about it. Okay, sorry, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
So Elton John underwent a double knee replacement last year
and had the kneecaps made into jewelry. The right one
became a necklace. And the left one was turned into
a brooch.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Okay, that's just weird.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
God, that is kind of weird. But I kind of
like it.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That is weird.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
I would have my kneecaps trying to like a crucifix
or something that feels more appropriate.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
How big is it?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Well, I don't know. I don't even know. I just like,
mum plate it or something that's so weird.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Why not people do with their money a cam like necklaces.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Are the kid's teeth?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That is even. I wouldn't go there, and I go
to some places that I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
You do I know, I know, I know, Okay, you
know we have a special fond.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Oh yes, okay from Hollywood, anybody, anybody? Black Rabbit.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I have not watched it.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
I did watch The Pit this.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Week, though, Okay, yes, now tell me this one d
Emmy for Best Show.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I haven't finished it. I don't know if i'd say
it's better than Severance, but it is pretty damn good.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Okay. Another doctor show, Emergency Room.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
It's pretty good. It's not like Grays and at Me,
where it's like a personal drama with like doctor stuff
in the background. It's very much. It's very much about
an emergency room and you see a lot of the
side of it.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Are Karen Fitch Hi, Karen Kelly was on the Real World.
What's Up, Hey, Beth though she was on the Real
World and he was an MTV show. Thank you, Karen. So.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Black Rabbit stars Jason Bateman and Jude Law. Jude Law. Okay,
this will be an Emmy winning series.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I've heard really good things.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
It is so good, and Jason Bateman is so good
and Jude Law is a beautiful human being. I had
really no I never really paid attention to Jude Law
in my life, but like, he is very beautiful human beings.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
More beautiful, more beautiful than Brian.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
That's crazy, let's not. Yeah, it did not get great reviews.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Actually, I really, I really.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Is it suspenseful?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yes? So God, yes, And it's just about it's about
two brothers. It's about two brothers and growing up and
how they each are living their lives when they're older,
and then they come together and things happen. It's just so.
The restaurant that the Jude Law owns, the one of
the brothers, is very successful. It's in New York City.
(34:52):
It's like super everybody goes there black No, but Jud's law.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
The performance is my I don't know it barely. I
mean it's a like sixty four percent round tomatoes, like,
which is a good score. That's not an Emmy score.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Well what about the does say anything about the performances,
like the how they acted? Because I thought Jason Bateman
was incredible.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, but typically, I don't know. I feel like it's
kind of uncommon for like a performer to get an
Emmy nom if their show isn't nominated in any other category.
Well maybe, but I don't I don't know. I don't
know if this is Emmy bait either.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
But anyway, I highly recommend THATA does have a good
audience score. Yeah, I think everybody watched it. I've watched it.
It was like midnight on Friday turning into Friday because
it came no turning into Thursday because it came out
on Thursday, and it actually got up and watched an
episode because I'm like, oh my god, it's Thursday. It's midnight.
(35:48):
It's Thursday. I'm gonna start watching Black Rabbit. I know
I'm as fast, okay, so uh oh and Dear Edward
on Apple Plus it's a couple of years old, but
it's about this one kid who's only survivor of this
huge plane crash and about where he goes from there.
He's probably like ten years old, and the family he
(36:08):
ends up with and this whole storyline and finding out
stuff about his family, and it is good. Dear Edward.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Have you seen the previews for it's coming out on
Apple in like two weeks. It's called The Lost Bus
and it's with Matthew McConaughey and America Ferrara and it's
a true story about a school bus driver that's trying
to get these kids through a horrible, horrible fire. Oh god,
it looks really really good.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
I don't like America Farra And I don't know, why.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Did you just not like the Ugly Betty?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I loved Dougly.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
I haven't seen Ugly Betty, but like I saw her.
I watched the show Superstore she stars in, which is
like okay. And I saw the Barbie Movie, which I
don't know. Her character felt like very shallow to me
or very like very fake. But I don't know, I
just like this. Something about it was like I just can't.
I just don't like her. He used the character she plays.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I'm sorry, I was distracted by comments that Margaret versus
I was making about Eric's package and about a car
that I have in my driveway which I can't talk
about yet, that she wants to see it because it's
not out. It was out, remember the last a couple
of weeks ago. It was out like crazy Margaret.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Next week.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Okay, So coming up on Oh my Gosh. Coming up
on Thursday, we have part two of Brian's dating Tips.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Oh yeah, la close.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
This was a request from a listener and she thanked
me after he gave his first round, so it was
really really good. And then the cutest guy I've come
across on Hinge and I need your advice.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Wait, I was gonna say, Brann, are you want to?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
And then we're going to play Hinge. Cringe because we
again because it didn't come.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
We're going to play and we're having Auntie Dodo.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
On oh and Anti Dodo.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
But we have to get around before nine o'clock because
that's when she takes her gummy to go to right.
But we'll do all that. That's coming up on our
Thursday podcast. Thank you guys so much for watching and
listening always.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Oh wait, what, there's two movies coming out that we
have to see as a family one please, but no,
these are two scary movies. One is with Kate Hudson
and Elizabeth Moss and it's called Shell.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I think, well, I'm in, I'm she.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Does Brian watch the preview when we go on break?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
The other one is called The Housemaid and it's with
Sidney Sweeney and uh, who's the blonde?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I love anything with Sidney Sweeney. I'm in. I love her?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Who's the blonde with kind of the the bigger eyes safer? Yeah,
oh wow, it looks great.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Look up the one. And then just for okay you
guys have I forgot what it's called, but look up
Emma Stone Jesse Plemons movie. It is. The trailer is
insane and it got a six minute standing ovation at
the Venice Film Festival.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
No offense. That does not mean anything.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
What are you talking?
Speaker 3 (39:21):
What do you mean by six minu It's not even
that long. Actually, masterpieces or get like twenty minutes standing ovations,
which is, by the way, ridiculous. That's so stupid they gave.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
They gave the substance like a twelve minute Standing Ovation
and that was one of the worst movies. Oh okay, scene,
Well what okay.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
I just think the rate of the length of the
standing Ovation I don't think matters that much. Well, I
think they all agree ahead of time, Like, guys, we've
got to do at least ten minutes on this one.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Well, we'll watch this during breaks, so you could be
the judge. I think you and I, Brian, have more
in common than we than we ever. Oh my god, Brian,
you know what, it'd be fun to see like a
movie with you, because like we'd actually enjoy it, and
like we'd actually get it.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
She's she's dropping the hint, like she's asking you on
a date.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
We'd actually get the movie, and like, like, notice how
I was right, Notice how I was not included in
that invite. I like slow movies. I'm down with that,
you know, like ones that take She's like.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
I don't know romantic comedies or like, no.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
No romantic comedies, but just I know you'd enjoy We
can have good conversations about it after.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
I help you to have a very happy life together.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
I'm like, I'm hurtful. I'm hopeful for the next four weeks. Anyway, Okay,
gotta lock out now. Oh my, oh my god. Stop
all right, Love you guys, Love you guys, and love
your podcast.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Love Margaret, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Can't I know she's making dirty jokes about his package.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Just close, just close out.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Love your podcast, Love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Okay, Don does work? Bye, Love you, wice me babies. Bye,
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