April 19, 2024 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we continue cleaning out our warehouse and find a few of the Big Show Alarms from the 1990’s.. - We explore the Top10 Things Up John Boy’s Butt.. - On the Playhouse, Sister Mary convinces a elderly member of her church to attend a seminar for newlyweds.. - John Boy tries out for a spot in the Soggy Bottom Boys Band.. - and Tom Sorensen covers all things sports..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hey, folks, John Man here and you're waking up with
John boyn Billy. I of course don't mean that you're
you're literally waking up with him. But if you are
waking up with John Boy and Billy, I'd say it's
it's it's time to get some help. You will oversee
John Boy well oversea Billy and I don't know if
they're in the same bed. That's more awkward than what
I read at the beginning.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
A doodles. It is Friday morning, April to nineteen, and
the Big Show is on the radio. It's a wonderful
live anybody Friday's aunt six am, and already the boy
ain't right? Six is a National Hanging Out Day. What
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a data celebrated on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Excuse me hanging out hanging out?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
National Garlic Day, National Ammorato Day, National North Dakota Day,
and National Oklahoma City Bombing Commemoration Day. Yeah, stuff do do?
That was a whole fertilizer fertilized, Okayith McVay, So let's
(02:00):
get back to the fun days. National Amorto. No, that
is not a city in Texas, that's Ammillo. This is
some kind of infused alcohol stuff cherry.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Right, it's nutty. It's like an amorretta sour.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeahadows, I've got some. I've used it, but I thought
I've always liken it to cherry.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I guess probably can put a cherry in it, Yeah,
probably because of the whatever cocktail also has.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
So that's the whiskey sour you say. I know it's
an amortomo.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Look at the core.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
But it's a you know you see those oh the
son here or or what, Yeah, the lady, the young
lady in the slinky dress.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You know, a chair bottle with a big red metal label.
You've seen it.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
You gotta drink a lot of them, is all I'm saying. Yeah,
to fill a little you know, a little something.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Does he go in coffee? Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Sure, well why won't y'all will give me some? Okay,
that's what good met with me for reaching Jack. You've
me right here all right, get back in time for
our first prize. Packing legs up. It's coming up in minutes. Hustle,
Big shows on a radio, Good morning, big shows on
a radio. Well you were all here. We got a
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nineteen eighty eight, Chinese radio began playing Western pop music
for the first time, ranging from Glenn Miller to Madonna.
I think there's some wild playlists out there now. Rollover
Beethoven was the first to be banned, as it was
considered to be disrespectful to Beethoven. Oh come on, he'd
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be upset if you were here. He's not the chides
all right? Nineteen ninety that didn't take a Yeah, just
don't feel like going into it, okay. Vice president Dan
Quall concluded that his staff, consisting of eight lawyers and
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seven PhDs, was too brainy, so he ordered them to
start reading People magazine to get in touch with the
real world.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Could you just dumb yourself down just a little bit.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
There is nothing in People magazine that has anything to
do with the real world.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Maybe back in nineteen ninety they were closed to it.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I have to disagree.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
They do.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
They do do some real people stories in their magazine,
not just all celebrity stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, made up stories. Oh wow, I'm gonna go with
the vice president on this one. Randy. Wow, the first
time I've ever heard you do that. Old dan quail
he got a bum wrap for a potato. I think
that was a word, Yes, it was as well. Yeah,
all right. Well let's move up to nineteen ninety five. Then,
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when a museum in the Hague paid twenty five thousand
at a London auction for a three hundred year old
bird egg. The fifteen inch egg, one of history's largest,
was laid by the now extinct Madagascin great elephant bird. Wow,
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witness madagas And don't know how the old Madagascon great
elephant bird eggs taste. Look, this is fifteen inches. Uh huh.
Always a big egg. It's a big egg.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah all right, and that had to come out of
a big bird.
Speaker 9 (05:52):
You know it is?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
All right? Well, there you go, so talk about stuff
laying eggs, and we can get out of here and
play Outburst one eight hundred big shows. You told free Line.
Come on, we'll do it next. Good Friday, morning. Let's
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Big Show on the radio. Today's featured track from The
Big Show, Big Box. It brought to you by Charlotte
Motor Speedway and the co Coda six hundred Sunday, May
twenty six, Married Man, The Doctor, Clawhammer, Reign of Terror
Part one. Search for keyword Clawhammer. Check it out at
the Big Box at the Big Show dot Com. Upburst,
(06:56):
Let's play Upburst. That's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy give the prizes from the Big.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Prize be.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun when you're playing uppers. Have a hurry
up and guess time you love the best time you
have a big shots. Let's say to William from Rome Off,
South Carolina, we have shots.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Way up.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Martin William, Good morning, big shot, Hey buddy, welcome. All right,
let's get you do these three categories and get you
that red Max Prize pack. You ready to go?
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Five seconds? Three pop artists Pastor President, Ready to.
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Go, Madonna, Elton, John Miley, Sorry all right.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I wonder if a Chinese have problems with Moley Cyrus.
If they don't, they should. I was like, that's gone.
I was like a Taylor's had to change her Miley
cyrus Yer. Anyway, let's get on the category two. Three
(08:24):
entertainment magazines Ready to go.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
People sol.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
All right, Old School for the Wind, three Things that
lay eggs ready.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
To go, uh burn total yeah, alright.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Way Redmax Prize pack coming down the robot for you.
Appreciate you listening. Glad you won.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
It's like your I'm gonna say my little granddaughters.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Us her name, all right, Paul Paul winning on the
Big Show.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Last time I called, and uh and y'all gave him
playing and they seemed to help us.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Well a good deal.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
All right, Well you hang all.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Right, Wayne, we appreciate you when yours you hang on,
My boy, JA can hook you up.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
All right.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
We're gonna jump out, catch you up on your news.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
All right.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
It's some of the Big Show store right on the
on the side. It'll be funny.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
H h.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, all right.
I'd like to look around the Big Show warehouse every
once in a while. So boy, Donnie Presley, they wanna
shout out our praying Big Show listeners. Don't just keep
Donnie in your prayers. He's just going through a little
little sum all right. And he didn't ask me to
do this, but I know how you are, and you
(10:34):
would you want to know, So just keep Donnie Presley
the prayers he's doing. Okay's all right, I'm gonna quit
talking about it because you know how I am. Okay,
are the whole thing of me. Let's just go and
look on the back of the shelf at the Big
Show warehouse.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
Look what we found car at AFT in America.
Speaker 12 (10:56):
Is that an all time high? Here's an unfortunate fact
of life. There's no proof way to keep a determined
thief from getting into your car. Okay, we're in, let's go,
but now you can fight back with the Big Show
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but we can keep them from getting back out. And
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Thirty seconds is enough to completely disable the criminal's central
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Speaker 2 (12:21):
Stop. Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(12:51):
And here we go. It's time for the Diary of
Harry Busey.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Your diary. This is Geary well Diary. I was going
through my fanmail, pretty usual stuff, Buddy Holly fans, celebrity
Apprentice haters, and lots of flyers from Dennis and tucked
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in amongst the loud was a notification that I had
won an autie hot Diggity dang Dog. So I strolled
on down to the local dealership and the manager, just
playing horse laughed me. Turns out I misread it. It
was an audit. So it was off to the IRS
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office to find out.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
What this was all about.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
I sat in the waiting room there reading Highlights magazine.
Then here COEs this lousey, busty house frowl with a
whye know, a rider thing going on.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
She was my kind of gal, red hair, big hooters
and a job.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Come to find out Uncle Sam had to be in
his bonnet over some of my deductions. Well, law d
dull me and why Nona had to get to the
bottom of this so I could get to the bottom
of why Nona?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yea oh.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Being a star means lots of expenses, not just taking
agents to lunch and valet parking over to Ripley.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
A particular bone of contention is my extensive glass eye collection.
I got a butch, you know, diary having one good
peeper as a paint in the brisket. You gotta have
a glass googly for every occasion right out of the gate.
You gotta have a bloodshot. That's for when you spend
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the wee hours of the morning doing sake shots down
at Sushi Smooshy with a busload of Japanese frisbee champions
and you just have to be doing your close ups
for attack of the full figure gals the next morning.
In the movie Biz, that's called continuity. Bengos Ingo, learn
the lingo Bringo. They got a glass eye with a
(15:23):
flag for Fourth of July Flag Day Veterans Day. You
get the idea, why not a put up with us?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
For sure?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
But when I did the old I'll keep an eye
out for you gags. She let its live bucy charm
one I LS zero Entertainment was another big sniffer for
little miss whine nosey yess. She thinks going to the
Magic Castle with Dennis Rodman and some little pie faced
Korean rascal about networking against three thousand dollars worth of
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paidball gear and a personal invite from mister Bruce Jenner
himself if it's a mandatory to survival in the Hollywood
fast lane. At least I think it was Bruce Jenner.
It might have been Joan Rivers. Whoever it was, their
face didn't move and they are a crack shot. Went
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on like that all day, Diary. I got to keep
most of my deductions. On the way out, she sent
me to your supervisor for final approval. A little pinch
face pencil pushing peckerwood. He started demanding that I bring
in all my records so he could go over everything himself.
I said, you know something, slim, I'm sorry about that.
It was all on my computer and danged if it
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didn't crash just before I come down here. Seven years
of records all gone. What the hell was he going
to say? That kind of thing never happens. Timing is everything,
So I'm still getting a refund, which I shall use
that windfall to whine and dine the fair wine moment.
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If I get her liquored up enough, maybe she'll change
her name to White. Yes, sir, let's go cadoodle. Yeah
Hell yeah, Well, Dowry, I gotta scoot until next time.
X is the os Gary, Hey, Gibers, the mother ship
(17:31):
is here to pick you all up. It's John boyn
Billy on the pitch show. Ye away, Wow, your bustard.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
M good morning. Let's make showing the radio for your
(18:15):
Friday about this time like that call a happy boys.
Speaker 13 (18:28):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone, says I have my weed bubba
hub Oh, I'm gonna have to be boy. I'm gonna
happen to be boys. Oh we did good. When things
are going here we Hey, Hey, my little box pot
got hit by a car. Bubble hubbub, but it's guts
in the box and put him in a drawerubb Oh.
(18:51):
I'm gonna have to be boy. Oh, i'mapp to be boy.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh good when things are going here.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
We oh forgot all about it for a month and
a half. I looked through the drawer and started to
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laugh because I'm gonna have to beat boy. Ima have
beat boy. Oh the good when things.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Are going here, Hey, good morning, but shows on the
radio coming up? We play John boyd Jeparday winner gets
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Ready fat Friday morning song?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Is it it?
Speaker 13 (20:00):
Expect? And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find
yourself another line of work that when.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
Sure, don't make your fist. It's one hundred and six
miles to Chicago.
Speaker 11 (20:11):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Hit it.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate one.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
I dude, today.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
She's going.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Jesus day, work work work, work, work work work. Man.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Man?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
We got to get out of here. We do have
a light, I mean, do you do anything beside this
three piece up? What do you do for fun? Oh no,
we don't have fun. We just we just work. Here's
here's our fun.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Right, work, work, work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
The time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
The weekend. But things are at their darkest, Pa, it's
a brave man at party.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
All ideas will taste you as.
Speaker 13 (22:08):
Cool.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
Bus drop five.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Oh no, I am like today?
Speaker 13 (23:05):
What what?
Speaker 5 (23:06):
What?
Speaker 10 (23:07):
What?
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Work?
Speaker 10 (23:12):
I'll right the heartbeat hands when a tackle.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
The days might not dance into that song. Let's played,
John Boy Jepary. Y'all need to review yesterday's question. In
case you missed, it was said, basic rule of thumb
for a baseball game, you'll need an average of eight
of these for every ten fans in attendance. What the
hot dogs? Yes, somebody was tossing around beer a hot dogs.
(23:46):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. When this crime fighting hero made
his debut in Mexico, his sidekicks name had to be
changed because in Spanish it translated to a stupid.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Who is speedy? Go silvest mouse?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
And all that was stupid. He wasn't a sidekick, Well
he didn't have one, did he didn't? Oh yeah, a
little right, because speedy just sounded like that was a
good guess. Yes, that's right. Never mind you all talk
(24:31):
to you later. Actually that is not right. Whatever crime
fighting hero made his debut in Mexico had to change
his sidekick's name translated to stupid. One eight hundred Big
Show toll free line across America. We play next, Good Morning,
(25:16):
it's a big show on the radio. We are rolling
to your Friday morning. They were only eighteen and we
will make that nineteenth twenty twenty four. We got today's
feature track from The Big Show bit Box, brought to
you by Sholo Motor Speedway Home in a Coca Cola.
Six hundred Sunday, May twenty six, Married Man, the Doctor Clawhammer,
(25:36):
Reign of Terror Part one Word Clawhammer, hit the Big
Box at the Big Show dot com and run Ellis
Fly Yes five across America.
Speaker 14 (25:47):
It's ton Boy Jepany and now a man who says
he has a great idea.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
For a new comic book, Superhero.
Speaker 14 (25:55):
It's about this guy who's bitten by a radioactive lawyer
and that's the power of attorney.
Speaker 7 (26:02):
He's time boy. What about that?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Hey the Steven out of Columbus, Georgia. Good morning, Stephen,
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
How you doing today?
Speaker 9 (26:13):
Man?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
We are all good. Welcome in here. All right, well,
you got the first shot at it. This crime fighting
hero made his debut when Mexico. His sidekick's name had
to be changed because it translated to stupid. Have you
got that figured out, Stephen?
Speaker 7 (26:31):
I think it's the long Ranger.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
You think it's the lawne Ranger in Tonto, Yes it is.
It was Tonto. Oh, you're right, man, changed it to Toro.
About that? That just meant stoop? Gotcha? Good work, David.
(26:57):
Somebody John boy Jeopardy actually knows that you guys are
in depth. Probably didn't google it right now, I'm he did.
He had the same page I did when I.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
Had to change the car name.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
They changed to Chevy nowhere also because that means no
going Spanish. Correct, It's all that same page. Nice us
to Dave. We'll get your prize back down to Columbus, Georgia. Buddy,
appreciate you listening. Glad you won Thank you very much.
(27:33):
Bottom of the hour, top of your news. Right on
the other side, little prid of song ain't heard in
a while, and you'll see why.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Let's me see.
Speaker 15 (27:47):
MHMO Mornings, Big Show on the radio, looking forward.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
To the Playhouse, always look forward to Fridays and listen.
We crack open a brand new script we'll like down
here in about twenty minutes. Now I got a bonus
top ten list for you right here. Well, here you
are the John Wi Billy Big Show. This time every
morning we have our premiere comedy bit. If you're familiar
with the Big Show, is how it works, our brand
new bit seven thirty eight thirty. Then we run it
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early and late, you know, a couple of days later.
So all of the listeners, no matter what time you
listen to the Big Show, get to share in the humor.
And so where is it? Uh?
Speaker 11 (28:49):
Well, that uh you said that, I guess that you
were gonna take care of it.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
That that good news bad news thing, you know, Well,
I thought that was pretty funny. Well, we don't think
that qualifying.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
I'm looking over the minutes from yesterday's brainstormy meeting, and
I said, we need a premiere bit for tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
And John Boy said, and I quote, I'll pull something
out of my butt.
Speaker 11 (29:09):
So, mister Boyd, that's more of a visual, he said, no, no, no,
I mean some great stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, well I did say that.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
All right.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
You don't think I can pull something out of my butt,
do you?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I'm sure you can, but I mean something for the bit.
I have a lot of things my butt. Yeah, all right,
Oh you have little faith? Bam? How about this script?
Right here? Here go, Billy? Do I have to touch it?
It's all right, all right, lad, out of my butt?
Speaker 12 (29:37):
All right?
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Say you like it?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Why you know?
Speaker 11 (29:40):
There are a lot of things up John Boy's butt.
In fact, this is a list, oh oh, I.
Speaker 12 (29:45):
See from the home office over there where the sun
Shine Today's top ten list, The top ten things up
John Boy's butt.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
Number ten is underwear number nine, his phone number eight,
his head number seven, Randy's head number six, a bug
number five, something that crawled in there and died. I've
heard that on the girl number four, his wife on
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occasion number three, all the bright ideas people have told
him to put there.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Number two a wild hair and the number one thing up.
John hoys Butt the script for this bet good Friday morning,
(31:05):
Big shows on the radio. We're in the playhouse and
it looks like we're ready to go. You dB fighting me, okay, action.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Welcome to John Boy and Billieve Playhouse today's episode the
Anniversary Gift. As our story opens, Sister Mary of Grace
is exiting Costco when good morning, brother, Yay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
To you, Sister Mary. Well, I wasn't expected to see
you here.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Oh well, I was just picking up some snacks for
the church.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Well, I see that from the looks your car, it
looks like a pretty good spread of cookies, cake, pretzels, chips, dip. Wow,
it looks like the figures for kid's birthday party.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I stopped hungry. You see your claws. Actually, the church
is host in a support group tonight for noolywed who.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Oh, that can be a tough time for some young people.
But we'll get me for asking your sister. Isn't that
a little out of your wheelhouse?
Speaker 10 (32:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yes, it would be awkward, wouldn't it.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
No, No, we were having some of the longtime married
men from the congregation come then give them some advice.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Say, brother Feasley, aren't you and your wife coming up
on your fiftieth wedding anniversary.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Look at the memorial sister married.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
It's the Oreosce.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Tenty second of next month, mark our fiftieth year.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Oh that is marvelous.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Marvelous, dear, marvelous and congratulations. You simply must come tonight
and share some insight into how you have managed to
stay married.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
All these years.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Well, I do love cake.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
That is wonderful.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Well, I don't know how insightful i'd be. You know,
it ain't all that complicated. I'm just trying to nice,
pay compliment when she's having a bad day, maybe even
buy our nice things now and then. But we bought
our share of ups and downs.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Oh, of course, of course, dear, every couple of doors.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Ye, but truth is, sister, There was a time when
we talked about splitting up. No, yes, it was right
before our twentieth anniversary. Have you got a minute? I do?
Speaker 10 (33:24):
I do?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Money was tight back then, and he was fighting. We
were looks like her fault, cats and dogs away where
were going at? It seemed like nothing I did was.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Good enough for my Weell, that was a long time ago,
and you're obviously made yes, obviously.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Managed to work things out.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I like the way you talk.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
The sugar's getting to me.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
It wasn't easy, Sister. I took on a second job,
nearly working myself to death, but it was worth it.
By the time our twenty fifth anniversary came along, I
had come up with enough money to take her some
place she had always dreamed of going, Italy.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
How wonderful, I'm sure she was true.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You got that right. In fact, Sister, taking her there
was the best thing I could have done for our marriage.
Ever since then, it's been smooth sailor. We have not
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I've never been happier.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Oh dear, what a beautiful story, Brother Fas, you simply
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You would be such an inspiration twit.
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Them, areld You really think so?
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Sue and Brother, would you mind me asking what are
you planning for your wife for your fiftieth anniversary?
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Well, I was thinking I'd go pick her up Faith and.
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You know it comes in, it goes ye.
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Tune in again next time.
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Safe me praise You're lifted.
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Hey, folks, John Man here and you're waking up with
John boyn Billy. I of course don't mean that you're
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A doodles. It is Friday morning, April to nineteen, and
the Big Show is on the radio. It's a wonderful
live anybody Friday's aunt six am, and already the boy
ain't right? Six is a National Hanging Out Day. What
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a data celebrated on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Excuse me hanging out hanging out?
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National Garlic Day, National Ammorato Day, National North Dakota Day,
and National Oklahoma City Bombing Commemoration Day. Yeah, stuff do do?
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get back to the fun days. National Amorto. No, that
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Speaker 3 (02:17):
Right, it's nutty. It's like an amorretta sour.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeahadows, I've got some. I've used it, but I thought
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I guess probably can put a cherry in it, Yeah,
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Look at the core.
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But it's a you know you see those oh the
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nineteen eighty eight, Chinese radio began playing Western pop music
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I think there's some wild playlists out there now. Rollover
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seven PhDs, was too brainy, so he ordered them to
start reading People magazine to get in touch with the
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Speaker 3 (04:38):
Could you just dumb yourself down just a little bit.
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There is nothing in People magazine that has anything to
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Speaker 2 (04:45):
Maybe back in nineteen ninety they were closed to it.
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I have to disagree.
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They do.
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They do do some real people stories in their magazine,
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Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, made up stories. Oh wow, I'm gonna go with
the vice president on this one. Randy. Wow, the first
time I've ever heard you do that. Old dan quail
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all right. Well let's move up to nineteen ninety five. Then,
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when a museum in the Hague paid twenty five thousand
at a London auction for a three hundred year old
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Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah all right, and that had to come out of
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Speaker 9 (05:52):
You know it is?
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I'd like to look around the Big Show warehouse every
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And here we go. It's time for the Diary of
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Speaker 6 (12:59):
Your diary. This is Geary well Diary. I was going
through my fanmail, pretty usual stuff, Buddy Holly fans, celebrity
Apprentice haters, and lots of flyers from Dennis and tucked
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in amongst the loud was a notification that I had
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on down to the local dealership and the manager, just
playing horse laughed me. Turns out I misread it. It
was an audit. So it was off to the IRS
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office to find out.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
What this was all about.
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I sat in the waiting room there reading Highlights magazine.
Then here COEs this lousey, busty house frowl with a
whye know, a rider thing going on.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
She was my kind of gal, red hair, big hooters
and a job.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Come to find out Uncle Sam had to be in
his bonnet over some of my deductions. Well, law d
dull me and why Nona had to get to the
bottom of this so I could get to the bottom
of why Nona?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yea oh.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Being a star means lots of expenses, not just taking
agents to lunch and valet parking over to Ripley.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
A particular bone of contention is my extensive glass eye collection.
I got a butch, you know, diary having one good
peeper as a paint in the brisket. You gotta have
a glass googly for every occasion right out of the gate.
You gotta have a bloodshot. That's for when you spend
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the wee hours of the morning doing sake shots down
at Sushi Smooshy with a busload of Japanese frisbee champions
and you just have to be doing your close ups
for attack of the full figure gals the next morning.
In the movie Biz, that's called continuity. Bengos Ingo, learn
the lingo Bringo. They got a glass eye with a
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flag for Fourth of July Flag Day Veterans Day. You
get the idea, why not a put up with us?
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For sure?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
But when I did the old I'll keep an eye
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paidball gear and a personal invite from mister Bruce Jenner
himself if it's a mandatory to survival in the Hollywood
fast lane. At least I think it was Bruce Jenner.
It might have been Joan Rivers. Whoever it was, their
face didn't move and they are a crack shot. Went
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on like that all day, Diary. I got to keep
most of my deductions. On the way out, she sent
me to your supervisor for final approval. A little pinch
face pencil pushing peckerwood. He started demanding that I bring
in all my records so he could go over everything himself.
I said, you know something, slim, I'm sorry about that.
It was all on my computer and danged if it
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didn't crash just before I come down here. Seven years
of records all gone. What the hell was he going
to say? That kind of thing never happens. Timing is everything,
So I'm still getting a refund, which I shall use
that windfall to whine and dine the fair wine moment.
(17:00):
If I get her liquored up enough, maybe she'll change
her name to White. Yes, sir, let's go cadoodle. Yeah
Hell yeah, Well, Dowry, I gotta scoot until next time.
X is the os Gary, Hey, Gibers, the mother ship
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is here to pick you all up. It's John boyn
Billy on the pitch show. Ye away, Wow, your bustard.
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M good morning. Let's make showing the radio for your
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Friday about this time like that call a happy boys.
Speaker 13 (18:28):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone, says I have my weed bubba
hub Oh, I'm gonna have to be boy. I'm gonna
happen to be boys. Oh we did good. When things
are going here we Hey, Hey, my little box pot
got hit by a car. Bubble hubbub, but it's guts
in the box and put him in a drawerubb Oh.
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I'm gonna have to be boy. Oh, i'mapp to be boy.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh good when things are going here.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
We oh forgot all about it for a month and
a half. I looked through the drawer and started to
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laugh because I'm gonna have to beat boy. Ima have
beat boy. Oh the good when things.
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Ready fat Friday morning song?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Is it it?
Speaker 13 (20:00):
Expect? And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find
yourself another line of work that when.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
Sure, don't make your fist. It's one hundred and six
miles to Chicago.
Speaker 11 (20:11):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Hit it.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate one.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
I dude, today.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
She's going.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Jesus day, work work work, work, work work work. Man.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Man?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
We got to get out of here. We do have
a light, I mean, do you do anything beside this
three piece up? What do you do for fun? Oh no,
we don't have fun. We just we just work. Here's
here's our fun.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Right, work, work, work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
The time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
The weekend. But things are at their darkest, Pa, it's
a brave man at party.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
All ideas will taste you as.
Speaker 13 (22:08):
Cool.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
Bus drop five.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Oh no, I am like today?
Speaker 13 (23:05):
What what?
Speaker 5 (23:06):
What?
Speaker 10 (23:07):
What?
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Work?
Speaker 10 (23:12):
I'll right the heartbeat hands when a tackle.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
The days might not dance into that song. Let's played,
John Boy Jepary. Y'all need to review yesterday's question. In
case you missed, it was said, basic rule of thumb
for a baseball game, you'll need an average of eight
of these for every ten fans in attendance. What the
hot dogs? Yes, somebody was tossing around beer a hot dogs.
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Today's John Boy Jeopardy. When this crime fighting hero made
his debut in Mexico, his sidekicks name had to be
changed because in Spanish it translated to a stupid.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Who is speedy? Go silvest mouse?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
And all that was stupid. He wasn't a sidekick, Well
he didn't have one, did he didn't? Oh yeah, a
little right, because speedy just sounded like that was a
good guess. Yes, that's right. Never mind you all talk
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to you later. Actually that is not right. Whatever crime
fighting hero made his debut in Mexico had to change
his sidekick's name translated to stupid. One eight hundred Big
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Speaker 14 (25:47):
It's ton Boy Jepany and now a man who says
he has a great idea.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
For a new comic book, Superhero.
Speaker 14 (25:55):
It's about this guy who's bitten by a radioactive lawyer
and that's the power of attorney.
Speaker 7 (26:02):
He's time boy. What about that?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Hey the Steven out of Columbus, Georgia. Good morning, Stephen,
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
How you doing today?
Speaker 9 (26:13):
Man?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
We are all good. Welcome in here. All right, well,
you got the first shot at it. This crime fighting
hero made his debut when Mexico. His sidekick's name had
to be changed because it translated to stupid. Have you
got that figured out, Stephen?
Speaker 7 (26:31):
I think it's the long Ranger.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
You think it's the lawne Ranger in Tonto, Yes it is.
It was Tonto. Oh, you're right, man, changed it to Toro.
About that? That just meant stoop? Gotcha? Good work, David.
(26:57):
Somebody John boy Jeopardy actually knows that you guys are
in depth. Probably didn't google it right now, I'm he did.
He had the same page I did when I.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
Had to change the car name.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
They changed to Chevy nowhere also because that means no
going Spanish. Correct, It's all that same page. Nice us
to Dave. We'll get your prize back down to Columbus, Georgia. Buddy,
appreciate you listening. Glad you won Thank you very much.
(27:33):
Bottom of the hour, top of your news. Right on
the other side, little prid of song ain't heard in
a while, and you'll see why.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Let's me see.
Speaker 15 (27:47):
MHMO Mornings, Big Show on the radio, looking forward.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
To the Playhouse, always look forward to Fridays and listen.
We crack open a brand new script we'll like down
here in about twenty minutes. Now I got a bonus
top ten list for you right here. Well, here you
are the John Wi Billy Big Show. This time every
morning we have our premiere comedy bit. If you're familiar
with the Big Show, is how it works, our brand
new bit seven thirty eight thirty. Then we run it
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early and late, you know, a couple of days later.
So all of the listeners, no matter what time you
listen to the Big Show, get to share in the humor.
And so where is it? Uh?
Speaker 11 (28:49):
Well, that uh you said that, I guess that you
were gonna take care of it.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
That that good news bad news thing, you know, Well,
I thought that was pretty funny. Well, we don't think
that qualifying.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
I'm looking over the minutes from yesterday's brainstormy meeting, and
I said, we need a premiere bit for tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
And John Boy said, and I quote, I'll pull something
out of my butt.
Speaker 11 (29:09):
So, mister Boyd, that's more of a visual, he said, no, no, no,
I mean some great stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, well I did say that.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
All right.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
You don't think I can pull something out of my butt,
do you?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I'm sure you can, but I mean something for the bit.
I have a lot of things my butt. Yeah, all right,
Oh you have little faith? Bam? How about this script?
Right here? Here go, Billy? Do I have to touch it?
It's all right, all right, lad, out of my butt?
Speaker 12 (29:37):
All right?
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Say you like it?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Why you know?
Speaker 11 (29:40):
There are a lot of things up John Boy's butt.
In fact, this is a list, oh oh, I.
Speaker 12 (29:45):
See from the home office over there where the sun
Shine Today's top ten list, The top ten things up
John Boy's butt.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
Number ten is underwear number nine, his phone number eight,
his head number seven, Randy's head number six, a bug
number five, something that crawled in there and died. I've
heard that on the girl number four, his wife on
(30:17):
occasion number three, all the bright ideas people have told
him to put there.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Number two a wild hair and the number one thing up.
John hoys Butt the script for this bet good Friday morning,
(31:05):
Big shows on the radio. We're in the playhouse and
it looks like we're ready to go. You dB fighting me, okay, action.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Welcome to John Boy and Billieve Playhouse today's episode the
Anniversary Gift. As our story opens, Sister Mary of Grace
is exiting Costco when good morning, brother, Yay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
To you, Sister Mary. Well, I wasn't expected to see
you here.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Oh well, I was just picking up some snacks for
the church.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Well, I see that from the looks your car, it
looks like a pretty good spread of cookies, cake, pretzels, chips, dip. Wow,
it looks like the figures for kid's birthday party.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I stopped hungry. You see your claws. Actually, the church
is host in a support group tonight for noolywed who.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Oh, that can be a tough time for some young people.
But we'll get me for asking your sister. Isn't that
a little out of your wheelhouse?
Speaker 10 (32:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yes, it would be awkward, wouldn't it.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
No, No, we were having some of the longtime married
men from the congregation come then give them some advice.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Say, brother Feasley, aren't you and your wife coming up
on your fiftieth wedding anniversary.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Look at the memorial sister married.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
It's the Oreosce.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Tenty second of next month, mark our fiftieth year.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Oh that is marvelous.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Marvelous, dear, marvelous and congratulations. You simply must come tonight
and share some insight into how you have managed to
stay married.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
All these years.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Well, I do love cake.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
That is wonderful.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Well, I don't know how insightful i'd be. You know,
it ain't all that complicated. I'm just trying to nice,
pay compliment when she's having a bad day, maybe even
buy our nice things now and then. But we bought
our share of ups and downs.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Oh, of course, of course, dear, every couple of doors.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Ye, but truth is, sister, There was a time when
we talked about splitting up. No, yes, it was right
before our twentieth anniversary. Have you got a minute? I do?
Speaker 10 (33:24):
I do?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Money was tight back then, and he was fighting. We
were looks like her fault, cats and dogs away where
were going at? It seemed like nothing I did was.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Good enough for my Weell, that was a long time ago,
and you're obviously made yes, obviously.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Managed to work things out.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I like the way you talk.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
The sugar's getting to me.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
It wasn't easy, Sister. I took on a second job,
nearly working myself to death, but it was worth it.
By the time our twenty fifth anniversary came along, I
had come up with enough money to take her some
place she had always dreamed of going, Italy.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
How wonderful, I'm sure she was true.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You got that right. In fact, Sister, taking her there
was the best thing I could have done for our marriage.
Ever since then, it's been smooth sailor. We have not
had a single crossword to say to one another, and
I've never been happier.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Oh dear, what a beautiful story, Brother Fas, you simply
must come and share that with the other horsbands.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
You would be such an inspiration twit.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Them, areld You really think so?
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Sue and Brother, would you mind me asking what are
you planning for your wife for your fiftieth anniversary?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Well, I was thinking I'd go pick her up Faith and.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You know it comes in, it goes ye.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Tune in again next time.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
When we'll hear the crusty old receipt checker at Costco say, hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Safe me praise You're lifted.
Speaker 16 (35:18):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to I smile
on your face and a song in your heart as
long as you buying their bloody grill and sauce, John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show, Faith and Begora,
(35:38):
m h.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Friday morning.
You gonna get to the big city of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Over the weekend. Get on the south side, good old
Pine Belle Road. See Losol Tavern, one of our favorite spots.
The Greek buzz for years and years that whether you're
in the mood for a burger, chicken, wings, tagos, fresh salads,
(36:27):
are delicious entree like they're sicking that you're a Grecian tenderloin,
tips stater, old man. They got you covered and their
bar is starting to refresh you with a cold grew
delicious cocktail. Joining up for lunch, your dinner and brunch
on weekends, beautiful weather, come out and enjoy your mill
on the patio and family and friends. I Budz Losol Tavern.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I recommend the Boom Boom Trimp taker.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
We'll be having our free lunch there today. Oh well,
y'all so with a couple of bucks for tips. I
got my part done, I did so we bet ready
for what? Okay? Oh one hour? One hour, we'll give
away my wonderful thing number one hundred. So if you
(37:10):
wit and put your name in the hat of us
not in there, and we'll announce it winner. One hour.
This show rolls on. Good morning, got the Big Show
on the radio. Oh yeah, live band in here? Hang
on by Friday Morning on just a second, first, tell
you about you can win on beating the Blonde and
win one hundred twenty dollars worth of Bullsnot cleaning products
(37:31):
made in the USA. Look for Bullsnout at truck stops
across America. You can download the Bullsnot app and can
go to Big Show dot com click on the Bullsnot
banner for more info. Alright, boys, Friday Morning Style hit
it still good already and I just miss it? Okay, wait, bitte,
(38:04):
I gotta figure out where.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
To jump back?
Speaker 10 (38:05):
Here?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Are y'all just waiting on me? Okay?
Speaker 7 (38:08):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Hand the maid hand.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Up, constant irritation away. I see Hainworth a fall about
near Hearn, a blue brass classic. It's worse than Hay
keep Breakie.
Speaker 16 (38:34):
It's worse than.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
Keep baby.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
How the baby.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Dive hauls from down the hallway, they come to wat, come.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Down to gay if they like me? Now, Hi, when
I am singing, just wait until I get my case.
Speaker 9 (39:17):
Just waiting.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Gets his team get no respect.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Heckne's from pillars abandoned by the other guy. No pillars
rely only likes me. Cost twice a week, we get
free piles two times from me.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Soun good much. Hi, y'all, let's play beating up Blonde.
We were ready. Now take take one eight hundred big
show you told free line. We'll get a contestant and
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