April 23, 2024 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, We stroll into dangerous territory- Men vs Women vs Dogs.. - Marci puts out another edition of What to Watch.. - John Boy brings in a list of 10 Things Women Never Say - But Men Wish They Would.. - Sherman Pratt (Big Show Brat) makes some wardrobe changes.. - Mark Packer updates the College Sports scene and throws some shade on the R&R Hall of Fame.. - and we’ll close things out today with John Boy singing with some actual professional bluegrass musicians..
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You more than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you. Hey, hey listener,
my name is Man only.
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I ain't a motivational speaker.
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I am thirty five years old.
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I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
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When I wake up in a van man river.
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Go on and laugh and leave the radio work.
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Hey, ogging to do the new Let's get up, Let's
get at them. It is Tuesday, April twenty and third.
Come on down. You're the next contestant on the Big Show.
You could be in minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
That's a weird tequila.
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That is a weird tequila. I'm surprised me there way
too early for that.
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The laughing girls dancing or something.
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He yes, see Goldie Horn in a bikini. That's where
she got her start laughing.
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You remember, not really by Sona reruns.
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That's right.
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She was still busy being an itch in her Daddy riches,
I believe.
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Then they make it to the crib by laughing.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Everybody's makeup made their eyes look like they were I
don't know. Tim Burton's like my bear.
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It's very popular, but this version of Tequila is from
Baby Driver soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh okay, if you haven't.
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Seen the movie, it's worth seeing just for how they
integrate their music.
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And you got a bunch of bumma. Oh we love
bumpa biz.
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You know.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I put it in the same category as pulp fiction.
The way they integrated the music.
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Well, right there, we'll frisking up with this music, all right, quick?
Is National School bus Driver Appreciation Day. Appreciate your school
bus driver, National Cherry Cheesecake Day, National Lost Dog Awareness Day,
National Picnic Day, National talk like Shakespeare Day, do some
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vows and these in the using days. And it's National
take a Chance Day, which your guards that does to
break out of your comfort zone. So I will right
now and see what Taylor and Randy was looking at
each other and laughing about. First this morning, give.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Us time timing of the song. Yeah, the music when
you were RelA king. Yes, we need to appreciate the
bus drivers. But it was like.
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Tough time.
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I'm just playing attention.
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Yeah, you're busy free all right?
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Was the morning keeling there?
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Okay?
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Goodness, all right, we'll get our first prize. Back out,
get your legs updates in the history. He got three saved.
That'll be the winning beginning and you might be involved
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Listen up here. Three days in history where we get
our categories. So it was April twenty third. In nineteen
fifty six, Elvis Presley played Las Vegas for the first time,
but he was not received warmly. The king was booed
and hissed at by fans who were waiting to hear
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headliner Shaky Green. How are yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
You know, he just wanted to get in front of
an audience.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wherever that audience will We'll celebrate that a little later
this morning. By the way, you know Elvis dates, we
always celebrate them. Nineteen eighty eight, a federal ban on
smoking during domestic airline flights of two hours or less
went into effect.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Oh I remember that eight.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That was a big for the Big Show crew at
that time, man, because we were flying everywhere.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
You smoking, don't play what I'm not, honestly, and we
started booking private you remember, well we can afford it
back then, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Finally, on this day, No. Three US troops rescue Army
PFC Jessica Lynch from a hospital in Iraq, where she
had been held prisoner since her unit was ambushed nine
days earlier. All right, remember that a couple of places. Yeah, yeah,
I'm trying to three. That's right, the great efforts.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, the ward started in like sue that ye.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
All right, nine days earlier, all right, and you all
got to remember the hostages at Hamas and they're still
keeping over there in gozm. Man, it's still like over
one hundred or something like that.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
What really irritated, I mean, it just infuriates me is
that they're not just keeping them, they're using them.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, and said, when you look at the protest that's
going on, all these anti You're wondering what idiots do
they not know or they just don't care. I don't know,
no wild evil what it is? Yeah, I stand fast.
We know what we're doing here, all right. But there's
three days in history. Let's see when can get to
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win them. Beginning at one eight hundred Big Show, we'll
play outbursts next.
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Good morning.
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That's a Big Show on the radio for you. Tuesday,
April twenty third, Today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box, brought to you by the Motor Speedway in
the Coca Cola six hundred Sunday, May twenty six, A
riding John Boys singing song The Man of Constant Irritation
has nothing to do with the wonderful tune of this tune.
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There's for keyword constant. See what you get in the
Big Box at the Big Show dot com and right up.
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Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win,
John Boy and buy. We give the prizes from the
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should really be a lot of fun when you're playing Upburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
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Let's say, head a ride from Rino, Georgia.
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We run, good morning, run well, good morning.
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Hello, Get on in here amongst us, get through these
three categories and get the win and beginning.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Can you do that, hockey?
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Sure, Ryn, We're pulling for you. Feel the good vibes
coming through. Run in five seconds. Three things in Las
Vegas ready go?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Uh A stripper, a casino, come on, come on, a chapel.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
Wow?
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All right, okay there, well the stripper knocked all the
other stuff out of his head.
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Alight five seconds. Category two. Three things you see on
an airplane ready to go?
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That's easy. A window, a seat and a wing.
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Oh the getkey with there and for the wind. Three
places in the Middle East ready to go?
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All right?
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I ran.
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And mom ms, I ran, I ran, I walk rn
you got one under twenty dollars?
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Where of bulls? Not cleaning products?
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Head down?
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Ring gold for you?
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Well, thank you very much, sir, y'all have a wonderful day.
And I love your radio station.
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God they ron, thank you, buddy.
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Hang on?
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Why the many hour on top.
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Of your news?
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Right on the other side, fun with dogs and we
kick off the fun with dogs.
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Tuesday A right good Tuesday Morning, April twenty third, You
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got the big show on the radio.
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In twenty minutes, she got mad Max and right now,
here's what we got.
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White.
Speaker 13 (10:42):
Dogs are better than men. Part one. Dogs do not
have problems expressing affection in public.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Speaker 13 (10:56):
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. Dogs don't
brag about whom they have slept with. Dogs don't criticize
your friends. Dogs to not play games with you except fetch,
and they never laugh at how you throw.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Dogs are waitment.
Speaker 13 (11:24):
Dogs are happy with any video you choosed are in
because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. No dog ever
voted to confirm Clarence Thomas. You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for. Dogs are good with kids.
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You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams. Why dogs
are better than men because gorgeous Dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
Dogs understand what no means. Dogs understand if some of
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their friends cannot come inside. Dogs do not read at
the table. Dogs think you are a culinary genius. They
love you.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You can house train a dog. Dogs don't correct your stories.
Speaker 13 (12:42):
Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you
for a younger owner.
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Dogs don't mind if.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
You do all the driving. Dogs don't step on the
imaginary break. Dogs admitted when they're lost. Dogs look at
your eyes. Dogs like your size. Dogs don't care whether
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you shave your legs. Dogs are color blind. Dogs aren't
threatened if you earn more than they do. Dogs mean
it when they kiss you, and dogs are nice to
your relatives.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Good Tuesday morning, Big Show is on. Here's that call,
Good morning, Big Show.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
John boyn Billy Yo, mad Max here Man.
Speaker 13 (14:07):
By Na, But my boy, bad good Wayjohn boy.
Speaker 10 (14:11):
Make it from me. You're one person who don't have
to turn on the Southern thing intact could be a
better trick, or try to hear you turn it hard stupid?
Ain't get back and making fun of Randy's clothes in
just a minute. But right now I got the talking stick, which.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Means shut up.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
That's my boy, shut up.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (14:33):
I'm here today to help not just blow off steam,
believe it or not. I'm here to promote understanding between
the sexes. My original list of twenty five rules for
women has helped thousands of broads around the world, and
as head of the mad Max University Science Department, I'm
pleased to announce the result of our ongoing research project.
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Ten more rules to help women understand me a Number one, Yes,
it is possible to read motor trend and watch a
football game at the same tun wet bringing it up.
Number two, Men cannot take a nap if you turn
the race off. Waking us up before the last twenty
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five laps has been scientifically proven to cause permanent brain damage.
Number three. Mashed potatoes are a universal food that goes
with anything, including pizza. Number four. Dirty fingernails do not
make amend look like a hic. They're actually a sign
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of intelligence. If you don't believe that, let's see you
strip a sixty nine shavel down to the frame, put
it back together, and have it run afterwards. Number five.
New underwear needs an extended breaking period. This period lasts
about eighteen months past the point where you start trying
to on the way. Holes are an essential part of
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the seven year break in process. A pair of drawers
are not officially worn out as long as the waistband
is all in one piece. Number six. A woman's dream
house includes things like a breakfast nook, a sewing room,
and granite countertops in the kitchen. A man's ideal layout
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has a large commercial refrigerator, twelve hundred watt microwave, fifty
inch rem projection TV, queen size hide, a sofa, and
a twelve bay garage with a metal drain in the
middle of a barre concrete floor. Perhaps we can reach
a compromise. Number seven, don't cut your hair ever. I
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know this was on the original list, but it's so
important I'm saying it again so there's no chance of
a misunderstanding. Oh, by the way, one more I need
to throw in the hughes before your brother is an idiot.
Number eight The kids are right. That book round trampoline
we saw at Sam's club would be much more functional
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in the backyard than another natural area. Number nine. The
old saying he who dies with the most toys wins
is actually true. This applies especially to cars, boats, guns,
and anything with a unified remote control. Extra points or
warning if item can actually move under its own power,
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with double points for anything that can fly. And Number ten,
performances would be better if practice was held more than
once a month. Oh you have it, the latest set
of rules to help women understand men, learn them, know them,
live them, and quit running my life, y'all. Moore Billy,
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y'all have a.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Nice good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you, the wind coming up after your
news weathers marts Hey.
Speaker 14 (18:05):
Yeah, this is your old pals, you stein La Black
when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack of wife
and his on Lizbeth.
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I'm listening to those.
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Tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on
that there big show.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Woie, there's funny I Gary.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
On Pete.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Good morning. And this Wigshaw on the radio earlier this morning.
We learned it was on this date. In nineteen fifty six,
Elvis Presley played Las Vegas for the first time, was
booed and hissed stat by fans ouse they wanted to
hear headliner Shaky Green. Yeah it was Elvas the Venus Room.
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His engagement was cut from four weeks to two, and
he did not appear in Vegas again for thirteen years? Wow?
How about that?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Is this when Sinatra was hot? Is that why you figure?
Speaker 10 (19:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
No, shaky breed don't know. Why is that morn that
made us wait to see shakey Greed? We don't want
to see him?
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Is that frocking roll?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Well? Maybe his song, his opening tune, had something to
do with it. We got it right here?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Roll that.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Oh well I made.
Speaker 15 (19:56):
But Santa cannot lie you older brothers.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Tonight, I wasn't a girl waxing.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Look at any dad.
Speaker 16 (20:03):
You ain't standing around in your face. You get sprung,
you get thro you good spray deep them the gens
she's wearing. I'm looking down against stop staring.
Speaker 15 (20:18):
People got back.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
By a condo, don't what not unless she got back
the palms.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Huh, I'm behavior If.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You said that, Bob, I said, go and find that.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
Jury said double.
Speaker 15 (20:32):
You goot sprat thro you good spray. I don't wonder
other hot, it's it's chairs out.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'm thinking, oh, good morning, got the big Shaw on
the radio. Were gonna play John Boy, Jebony and Minnes
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Where right now? From the desk, Taylor Taman News, It's
what too much? Here's my Taylor? All right?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
All right, we're gonna look at the weekend box office.
See how they did Civil War even second place, I
mean first place for its second Street weekend. Yeah right,
journalists who Dystopian bleak future, The second Civil War break
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is breaking out. Just doom and gloom and scariness doing
very well. It's making lots of millions.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Well good god Zilla Kong.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
The New Empire dropped from second place to third place.
Oh excuse me, Abigail came in second place, all right, Abigail.
Abigail is a movie about.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Can you start?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
No?
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
She's a She's a twelve year old ballerina daughter of
a powerful underworld figure. She's kidnapped. Some groups of criminals
are hired to kidnap her and uh. Oh, they take
her to an isolated mansion and.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
They call on someone who has a very special set
of skills.
Speaker 10 (22:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I don't know, because this girl has big teeth. I
think she's a vampire, some kind of monster. Yeah, yeah,
I think it's not the sweet little Ballerina.
Speaker 10 (22:39):
Oh I like it.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, little vampire Ballerina.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
That's a scary one. Abigail, So a third place. Hey,
you might have heard this. Godzilla Kong the New Empire
is in third. The Ministry of a Gentlemanly Warfare came
in fourth place. That's Guy Richie's movie, right, So it's.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Just premiered at fourth plus.
Speaker 10 (22:59):
Yes it did.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Wow, nine million is alligate. I'd be very happy with that.
But I think it course is like one hundreds more
to make it.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
The Japanese anime movie Spy Family Code White came in
fifth place. If you're in the anime, Japanese anime.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You would like to have no Code White, Okay, we
want some whities very popular anime.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah, that's what they do, all right. Movies and theaters
of this weekend Alien in celebration with forty fifth anniversary
of the nineteen seventy nine sci fi.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
This is the original was Sergoine Weaver.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yes, sounded different, but but yeah, so that Alien.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Well, I watch it every now and then. Miranda has
made it. My daughter has made it as far as
the monster's first appearance.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh leaves the room and that's it.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Yeah, keeps trying.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
That's worth the money, right there, money.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Bring it back in when the pops have the stomach.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Also out this weekend is Breathe. It's another dystopiancalyptic movie.
It's got Mila Jakovovich from Fifth Element. Remember her? Remember her?
The Element? Yes, Yes, multifas multifas Bruce Willis, So She's
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in it. Sam Worthington's in it, Jennifer Hudson's in it,
Commons in it. And it's set in a world where
oxygen levels on Earth are rapidly depleting, rendering it uninhabitable.
Another good, feel good What else is coming out? Unsung
Hero This is a biopic about the pop group for
King Country, well known for their soundtracks nine to eleven Priceless, Woodlawn.
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So it is a comprehensive look at the family who
migrated from Australia to the United States in search of
a new beginning. So's that's a good feel.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Maybe that.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
What else are you going? Well, we're gonna wrap it up.
Let's see some streaming options. Roadkill Garage is on Max.
This is where they go and they rebuild the cars.
Oh yeah, so it's season seven. It's not new, but
it's on Max. Now, thank you, good night. The bon
Jovi Story is on Hulu. So they go through it's
a four part series and it's a docu series. They
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go through the band's successes, ups and downs. And Knuckles
is on Paramount Plus. Knuckles is the little creature from
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Anybody Knuckles getting his own deal?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Knuckles in Elba is the little crazy animal. And yeah,
all right, that's a wrap.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I don't like when you stop watching me. I can't
I can't give me.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It was incomprehensible, but it was on time.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
What do you want everything once?
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play on BOYD Jeopardy.
All right, review yesterday's question.
Speaker 10 (26:03):
Remember this?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Tater net a lot on you, hot and tot sad flycatcher,
rough faced shag, wandering tattler, and brown bluebies. They were
all names for these birds.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
I remember what you Saidie.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Many of the early
car models came equipped with a motometer, and this is
what it was for. He rated the makeout.
Speaker 10 (26:41):
No, but good.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Guess what y'all got one eight hundred Big show you
told free line. We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next. Good
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Tuesday morning. It's a big show on the radio with
today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box that's
brought to you by Charlote Motor Speedway. Home in a
cold Cola six hundred Sunday May twenty six, gets your
tickets today. John Boyce saying he's a man of constant irritation,
live band and everything. It might help see what you mean, sirs,
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VIGI word constant hit the Big Box at the Big
Show dot com and right now let's play yes live
across America.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
It's John Boy tappany and now a man whose first
car had seat belts that were so complicated he could
never figure out how to fasten them.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
And then it clicked, shot boy.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Man, Yeah, why you ever?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Let's hated Greg got a Linclnton, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Good morning, Greg, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Hey buddy, you got the first shot at John Boyd
Jeopardy this morning. It's weird to learn this stuff. When
we get the right answer, we'll even learn more. But
here we go. So the Greg, many of the early
car models came equip with a motometer, and.
Speaker 10 (28:24):
This is what it was for.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
To work the wine wippers, to work.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
The windshield wipers. All right, well let's see. Oh man,
that's a good guess. And I even told you where
it was. Yeah, okay, hang on, Greg, thanks for playing, buddy.
You have a great day.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
All right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
All right, man, let's go to Lester. He's in Charlotte,
North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Good morning, Lester, Good morning, big So how y'all doing it?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Man?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
We all go, But I Lester, motometer?
Speaker 10 (29:03):
What was that for?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
The early car models.
Speaker 14 (29:08):
Didn't necessarily measure the temperature going inside the car then makeup,
but it shortly measure the water temperature in your radiator.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Oh, look at Lessard like he knows it's water temperature measurements.
It was right, all right, so I guess maybe you
know that, but I have never seen this. There were
usually ornate radiator caps that were located on the top
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front of the hood, so a temperature engauge that was
visible from the driver's seat. Must have been a problem
back then with lowerheating, so when gauges were moved to
the dash, the motometers were replaced with ornate hood ornaments.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
YEP eventually banned hood ornaments because passengers are now I
mean pedestrians were getting injured by it, because they.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Were too big all round. Put that motometer back on there.
Some tractors even had a motometer on so well unless
are you congratulations Bonny lord Tiger's prize back head to
your path and Charlotte.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Awesome, Thank you guys, I appreciate thirty years y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Wonderful, awesome man by the many hour on top of
your news right on the on the side. While dogs
are better than me? In a part two, and I'm
gonna leave.
Speaker 17 (30:35):
Me hang, would you tell a wagon good mornn that's
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a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh maybe some new listeners ain't picked up on it yet.
Where are some dog glovers? Why Dogs are Better than men?
Part two?
Speaker 13 (31:27):
Your dog who doesn't care how long it takes you
to get ready. Your dog wants to go with you
wherever you go. Your dog won't ask him, won't ask
you to get him a beer?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
While you're up. That's the funniest one so far. I
strown it up, man, that was That's where the humor
came from. It's your pain.
Speaker 10 (31:50):
We're laughing at.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
How many comes from traggingy man.
Speaker 13 (31:55):
You listen to this, Your dog willever take your mechanical
things and then leave them in the middle of the floor.
Your dog doesn't expect you to like a song just
because he likes it. Your dog doesn't beat up another
dog if he sees you looking at it. Your dog
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doesn't care if your skirt is too short when you
leave the house. Your dog doesn't care if your parents
come to visit. Your dog would never drink from the
milk carton or put the empty carton back in the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
You'll never find your dog at a topless bar. Why
dogs are better than men. Well, when a dog has gas,
he doesn't blame it on a human. Dogs never complain
about having leftovers. If a dog gets boring, you can
sell him. You can send a dog to a kennel
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when you want to vacation alone. Dogs listen, even though
they don't understand. After playing ball, dog don't need a
beer to relax. Dogs don't like to watch boards on TV,
and dogs couldn't care less about the remote control. Dogs
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don't whine about being corrected in public. Dogs enjoy garbage day.
You can muzzle a dog that's too loud. A dog's
fascination with memory glens usually ends when he's eight weeks old.
If a dog is a fact rat, at least he
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buries his collection. If a dog won't stay home and
you can have him.
Speaker 13 (33:40):
Neuter and hoots, that's my favorite. There's the bonus how
dogs and men are the same. Both take up too
much space on the bed, and both have irrational fears
about vacuum cleaning.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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In about twenty minutes, Sherman Pratt, The Big Show Pratt.
Speaker 13 (34:37):
And now the top ten things women never say but
men wish they would.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Number ten, are you sure you've had enough to drink?
Speaker 10 (34:52):
Number nine? That was a great part the other one.
Number eight.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I've decided to stop wearing close around the house. Number seven,
let's subscribe to hustler. Number six, I'll be out painting
the house.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Number five.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Honey, aren't you neighbor's daughter is sun bathing again?
Speaker 10 (35:13):
Come see number four?
Speaker 13 (35:17):
No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil change.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Number three, Your mother is way better than mine. Number two.
Speaker 10 (35:27):
Do me a favor.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Forget the stupid Valentine's.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Day thing and buy yourself a new rifle.
Speaker 10 (35:33):
And the number one thing women never save a man.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Wish they did.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Listen, I'm making enough money for the both of us.
Speaker 13 (35:39):
Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicapped down.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
To seven or eight?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weatherspoorts. I stand on the hill, but not for
a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keell. And
never mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates.
He stands alone anyhow, baking.
Speaker 18 (36:15):
The cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromant,
leaving his soul, and then like in Petrago dot dot dot,
you know, kind of host set.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Up leaving his soul, parting the waters of the Medulla.
Oblong God with John Boy and Billy on the big
show like that one, John Boy, he.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Don't
give a shout out to the crowders. Mountains Shrine Club
rodeo Shiners on the move raising money health the kids.
All right, it is happening this Saturday at Price's Arena
in Bessemers City, North Carolina. Ay's open at five, show
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starts at seven pm for the Crowders Mountain Shrine Club rodeo.
Of course, all proceeds benefit of the Shriner's Hospital for Children.
Maybe I'll find a website or something. I notice that
board Danny got South Boulevard. I'm just trying to see
some kind of website or something go to for further information.
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Y'all look that up if you if you can, But
just know Prices Arena Investments, City, North Carolina, Saturday night,
seven pm. That's the Shrine Club.
Speaker 19 (38:13):
Some good rodeo and it's Donnie. I get it mixed
up with dad with my gun boy. You' waiting go
Donnie at work there, Buddy, good morning. Got the big
show on the radio coming up. We play Beating the Blonde.
Winner gets a red Max prize pack.
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Speaker 20 (38:56):
Nice fat, fuddling fashion plates Sherman brat the Big Show.
Bright here with today's topic, school clothes. When you begin
your career as a student, you could really give a
flying handshake about how you look. Same shirt three days
in a.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Row, No problem.
Speaker 20 (39:16):
Hey, you're a kid. Who do you have to impress?
You're more concerned about nap time and what the snack
of the day is and how fast you can get
home to watch cartoon Planet. If for folks give you
a potato seconds.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
At here, you have to wear this for a year.
Speaker 20 (39:30):
You'd be like, cool is underwear optional?
Speaker 10 (39:33):
Flash.
Speaker 20 (39:34):
But as you get older, you start to notice what
the other kids are wearing, and about the time you
start making fun of how they are dressed, you catch
us sight of yourself on the mirror. Hello, Bozo is
the circus in town? Yikes, you've had a critical point
in kidhood dressing like a human being. I know you're
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going to hate this, but it has to be done.
Ask your mom to take your closed shot. This is
a double edged sword.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
In one hand.
Speaker 20 (40:03):
You need her to keep you from wearing culca dots
and plaids together. After all, we're trying to avoid the
whole wrangling brothers look. But on the other hand, you
don't want her to cramp your style. Make sure she
knows that you're going for a completely inconspicuous look. You
want to blend in with the rest of the sheep,
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sort of a kid camouflage. If you're too preppy, the
thugs and jocks single you out as a pretty boy,
and your life becomes racing from class to class to
avoid a beating. If you dress too much like Jethrow Bodeine,
the Abe shun you like the Plague. If you dress
too conservative, the nerves and shrekies will want to hang
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out with you. Your best bet is to look for
the kids you don't normally notice, and wear what they wear.
Just get used to the idea of jeans and polo
shirts for a while. Trust me, it's like a stealth shoe,
and don't next time it's a shriming fratt reminding you
it's a kid's world.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Rule it all right, Juckle says to me, thank you, sir.
Let's play beating the blonde for the big old Redmax
Prize Pack. Come on one eight hundred big show you
told free line, get a contestant and play next
You more than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you. Hey, hey listener,
my name is Man only.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I ain't a motivational speaker.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
When I wake up in a van man river.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Go on and laugh and leave the radio work.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Hey, ogging to do the new Let's get up, Let's
get at them. It is Tuesday, April twenty and third.
Come on down. You're the next contestant on the Big Show.
You could be in minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
That's a weird tequila.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
That is a weird tequila. I'm surprised me there way
too early for that.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
The laughing girls dancing or something.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
He yes, see Goldie Horn in a bikini. That's where
she got her start laughing.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
You remember, not really by Sona reruns.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
She was still busy being an itch in her Daddy riches,
I believe.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Then they make it to the crib by laughing.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Everybody's makeup made their eyes look like they were I
don't know. Tim Burton's like my bear.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
It's very popular, but this version of Tequila is from
Baby Driver soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh okay, if you haven't.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Seen the movie, it's worth seeing just for how they
integrate their music.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
And you got a bunch of bumma. Oh we love
bumpa biz.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You know.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I put it in the same category as pulp fiction.
The way they integrated the music.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well, right there, we'll frisking up with this music, all right, quick?
Is National School bus Driver Appreciation Day. Appreciate your school
bus driver, National Cherry Cheesecake Day, National Lost Dog Awareness Day,
National Picnic Day, National talk like Shakespeare Day, do some
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vows and these in the using days. And it's National
take a Chance Day, which your guards that does to
break out of your comfort zone. So I will right
now and see what Taylor and Randy was looking at
each other and laughing about. First this morning, give.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Us time timing of the song. Yeah, the music when
you were RelA king. Yes, we need to appreciate the
bus drivers. But it was like.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Tough time.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm just playing attention.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah, you're busy free all right?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Was the morning keeling there?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Okay?
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Goodness, all right, we'll get our first prize. Back out,
get your legs updates in the history. He got three saved.
That'll be the winning beginning and you might be involved
in it. Hang out here ten minutes. I'm trying just
to ease, like last ten more seconds. We're gonna finish
this bump by right. I even how you can do it.
Good morning might help. Good Morning Big Shows on the radio.
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Listen up here. Three days in history where we get
our categories. So it was April twenty third. In nineteen
fifty six, Elvis Presley played Las Vegas for the first time,
but he was not received warmly. The king was booed
and hissed at by fans who were waiting to hear
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headliner Shaky Green. How are yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
You know, he just wanted to get in front of
an audience.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wherever that audience will We'll celebrate that a little later
this morning. By the way, you know Elvis dates, we
always celebrate them. Nineteen eighty eight, a federal ban on
smoking during domestic airline flights of two hours or less
went into effect.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Oh I remember that eight.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That was a big for the Big Show crew at
that time, man, because we were flying everywhere.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
You smoking, don't play what I'm not, honestly, and we
started booking private you remember, well we can afford it
back then, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Finally, on this day, No. Three US troops rescue Army
PFC Jessica Lynch from a hospital in Iraq, where she
had been held prisoner since her unit was ambushed nine
days earlier. All right, remember that a couple of places. Yeah, yeah,
I'm trying to three. That's right, the great efforts.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, the ward started in like sue that ye.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
All right, nine days earlier, all right, and you all
got to remember the hostages at Hamas and they're still
keeping over there in gozm. Man, it's still like over
one hundred or something like that.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
What really irritated, I mean, it just infuriates me is
that they're not just keeping them, they're using them.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, and said, when you look at the protest that's
going on, all these anti You're wondering what idiots do
they not know or they just don't care. I don't know,
no wild evil what it is? Yeah, I stand fast.
We know what we're doing here, all right. But there's
three days in history. Let's see when can get to
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win them. Beginning at one eight hundred Big Show, we'll
play outbursts next.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's a Big Show on the radio for you. Tuesday,
April twenty third, Today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box, brought to you by the Motor Speedway in
the Coca Cola six hundred Sunday, May twenty six, A
riding John Boys singing song The Man of Constant Irritation
has nothing to do with the wonderful tune of this tune.
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There's for keyword constant. See what you get in the
Big Box at the Big Show dot com and right up.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win,
John Boy and buy. We give the prizes from the
Big Prize be let's go. He contested number one. This
should really be a lot of fun when you're playing Upburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time. You love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Let's say, head a ride from Rino, Georgia.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
We run, good morning, run well, good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Hello, Get on in here amongst us, get through these
three categories and get the win and beginning.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Can you do that, hockey?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Sure, Ryn, We're pulling for you. Feel the good vibes
coming through. Run in five seconds. Three things in Las
Vegas ready go?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Uh A stripper, a casino, come on, come on, a chapel.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
All right, okay there, well the stripper knocked all the
other stuff out of his head.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Alight five seconds. Category two. Three things you see on
an airplane ready to go?
Speaker 7 (08:54):
That's easy. A window, a seat and a wing.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh the getkey with there and for the wind. Three
places in the Middle East ready to go?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
All right?
Speaker 10 (09:10):
I ran.
Speaker 11 (09:13):
And mom ms, I ran, I ran, I walk rn
you got one under twenty dollars?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Where of bulls? Not cleaning products?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Head down?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Ring gold for you?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Well, thank you very much, sir, y'all have a wonderful day.
And I love your radio station.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
God they ron, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Hang on?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Why the many hour on top.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Of your news?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Right on the other side, fun with dogs and we
kick off the fun with dogs.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Tuesday A right good Tuesday Morning, April twenty third, You
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got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
In twenty minutes, she got mad Max and right now,
here's what we got.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
White.
Speaker 13 (10:42):
Dogs are better than men. Part one. Dogs do not
have problems expressing affection in public.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Speaker 13 (10:56):
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. Dogs don't
brag about whom they have slept with. Dogs don't criticize
your friends. Dogs to not play games with you except fetch,
and they never laugh at how you throw.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Dogs are waitment.
Speaker 13 (11:24):
Dogs are happy with any video you choosed are in
because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. No dog ever
voted to confirm Clarence Thomas. You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for. Dogs are good with kids.
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You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams. Why dogs
are better than men because gorgeous Dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
Dogs understand what no means. Dogs understand if some of
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their friends cannot come inside. Dogs do not read at
the table. Dogs think you are a culinary genius. They
love you.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You can house train a dog. Dogs don't correct your stories.
Speaker 13 (12:42):
Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you
for a younger owner.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Dogs don't mind if.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
You do all the driving. Dogs don't step on the
imaginary break. Dogs admitted when they're lost. Dogs look at
your eyes. Dogs like your size. Dogs don't care whether
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you shave your legs. Dogs are color blind. Dogs aren't
threatened if you earn more than they do. Dogs mean
it when they kiss you, and dogs are nice to
your relatives.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Good Tuesday morning, Big Show is on. Here's that call,
Good morning, Big Show.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
John boyn Billy Yo, mad Max here Man.
Speaker 13 (14:07):
By Na, But my boy, bad good Wayjohn boy.
Speaker 10 (14:11):
Make it from me. You're one person who don't have
to turn on the Southern thing intact could be a
better trick, or try to hear you turn it hard stupid?
Ain't get back and making fun of Randy's clothes in
just a minute. But right now I got the talking stick, which.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Means shut up.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
That's my boy, shut up.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (14:33):
I'm here today to help not just blow off steam,
believe it or not. I'm here to promote understanding between
the sexes. My original list of twenty five rules for
women has helped thousands of broads around the world, and
as head of the mad Max University Science Department, I'm
pleased to announce the result of our ongoing research project.
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Ten more rules to help women understand me a Number one, Yes,
it is possible to read motor trend and watch a
football game at the same tun wet bringing it up.
Number two, Men cannot take a nap if you turn
the race off. Waking us up before the last twenty
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five laps has been scientifically proven to cause permanent brain damage.
Number three. Mashed potatoes are a universal food that goes
with anything, including pizza. Number four. Dirty fingernails do not
make amend look like a hic. They're actually a sign
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of intelligence. If you don't believe that, let's see you
strip a sixty nine shavel down to the frame, put
it back together, and have it run afterwards. Number five.
New underwear needs an extended breaking period. This period lasts
about eighteen months past the point where you start trying
to on the way. Holes are an essential part of
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the seven year break in process. A pair of drawers
are not officially worn out as long as the waistband
is all in one piece. Number six. A woman's dream
house includes things like a breakfast nook, a sewing room,
and granite countertops in the kitchen. A man's ideal layout
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has a large commercial refrigerator, twelve hundred watt microwave, fifty
inch rem projection TV, queen size hide, a sofa, and
a twelve bay garage with a metal drain in the
middle of a barre concrete floor. Perhaps we can reach
a compromise. Number seven, don't cut your hair ever. I
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know this was on the original list, but it's so
important I'm saying it again so there's no chance of
a misunderstanding. Oh, by the way, one more I need
to throw in the hughes before your brother is an idiot.
Number eight The kids are right. That book round trampoline
we saw at Sam's club would be much more functional
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in the backyard than another natural area. Number nine. The
old saying he who dies with the most toys wins
is actually true. This applies especially to cars, boats, guns,
and anything with a unified remote control. Extra points or
warning if item can actually move under its own power,
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with double points for anything that can fly. And Number ten,
performances would be better if practice was held more than
once a month. Oh you have it, the latest set
of rules to help women understand men, learn them, know them,
live them, and quit running my life, y'all. Moore Billy,
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y'all have a.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Nice good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you, the wind coming up after your
news weathers marts Hey.
Speaker 14 (18:05):
Yeah, this is your old pals, you stein La Black
when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack of wife
and his on Lizbeth.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I'm listening to those.
Speaker 14 (18:19):
Tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on
that there big show.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Woie, there's funny I Gary.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
On Pete.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Good morning. And this Wigshaw on the radio earlier this morning.
We learned it was on this date. In nineteen fifty six,
Elvis Presley played Las Vegas for the first time, was
booed and hissed stat by fans ouse they wanted to
hear headliner Shaky Green. Yeah it was Elvas the Venus Room.
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His engagement was cut from four weeks to two, and
he did not appear in Vegas again for thirteen years? Wow?
How about that?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Is this when Sinatra was hot? Is that why you figure?
Speaker 10 (19:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
No, shaky breed don't know. Why is that morn that
made us wait to see shakey Greed? We don't want
to see him?
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Is that frocking roll?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Well? Maybe his song, his opening tune, had something to
do with it. We got it right here?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Roll that.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Oh well I made.
Speaker 15 (19:56):
But Santa cannot lie you older brothers.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Tonight, I wasn't a girl waxing.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Look at any dad.
Speaker 16 (20:03):
You ain't standing around in your face. You get sprung,
you get thro you good spray deep them the gens
she's wearing. I'm looking down against stop staring.
Speaker 15 (20:18):
People got back.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
By a condo, don't what not unless she got back
the palms.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Huh, I'm behavior If.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You said that, Bob, I said, go and find that.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
Jury said double.
Speaker 15 (20:32):
You goot sprat thro you good spray. I don't wonder
other hot, it's it's chairs out.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'm thinking, oh, good morning, got the big Shaw on
the radio. Were gonna play John Boy, Jebony and Minnes
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Where right now? From the desk, Taylor Taman News, It's
what too much? Here's my Taylor? All right?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
All right, we're gonna look at the weekend box office.
See how they did Civil War even second place, I
mean first place for its second Street weekend. Yeah right,
journalists who Dystopian bleak future, The second Civil War break
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is breaking out. Just doom and gloom and scariness doing
very well. It's making lots of millions.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Well good god Zilla Kong.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
The New Empire dropped from second place to third place.
Oh excuse me, Abigail came in second place, all right, Abigail.
Abigail is a movie about.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Can you start?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
No?
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
She's a She's a twelve year old ballerina daughter of
a powerful underworld figure. She's kidnapped. Some groups of criminals
are hired to kidnap her and uh. Oh, they take
her to an isolated mansion and.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
They call on someone who has a very special set
of skills.
Speaker 10 (22:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I don't know, because this girl has big teeth. I
think she's a vampire, some kind of monster. Yeah, yeah,
I think it's not the sweet little Ballerina.
Speaker 10 (22:39):
Oh I like it.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, little vampire Ballerina.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
That's a scary one. Abigail, So a third place. Hey,
you might have heard this. Godzilla Kong the New Empire
is in third. The Ministry of a Gentlemanly Warfare came
in fourth place. That's Guy Richie's movie, right, So it's.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Just premiered at fourth plus.
Speaker 10 (22:59):
Yes it did.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Wow, nine million is alligate. I'd be very happy with that.
But I think it course is like one hundreds more
to make it.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
The Japanese anime movie Spy Family Code White came in
fifth place. If you're in the anime, Japanese anime.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You would like to have no Code White, Okay, we
want some whities very popular anime.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah, that's what they do, all right. Movies and theaters
of this weekend Alien in celebration with forty fifth anniversary
of the nineteen seventy nine sci fi.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
This is the original was Sergoine Weaver.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yes, sounded different, but but yeah, so that Alien.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Well, I watch it every now and then. Miranda has
made it. My daughter has made it as far as
the monster's first appearance.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh leaves the room and that's it.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Yeah, keeps trying.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
That's worth the money, right there, money.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Bring it back in when the pops have the stomach.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Also out this weekend is Breathe. It's another dystopiancalyptic movie.
It's got Mila Jakovovich from Fifth Element. Remember her? Remember her?
The Element? Yes, Yes, multifas multifas Bruce Willis, So She's
(24:25):
in it. Sam Worthington's in it, Jennifer Hudson's in it,
Commons in it. And it's set in a world where
oxygen levels on Earth are rapidly depleting, rendering it uninhabitable.
Another good, feel good What else is coming out? Unsung
Hero This is a biopic about the pop group for
King Country, well known for their soundtracks nine to eleven Priceless, Woodlawn.
(24:48):
So it is a comprehensive look at the family who
migrated from Australia to the United States in search of
a new beginning. So's that's a good feel.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Maybe that.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
What else are you going? Well, we're gonna wrap it up.
Let's see some streaming options. Roadkill Garage is on Max.
This is where they go and they rebuild the cars.
Oh yeah, so it's season seven. It's not new, but
it's on Max. Now, thank you, good night. The bon
Jovi Story is on Hulu. So they go through it's
a four part series and it's a docu series. They
(25:19):
go through the band's successes, ups and downs. And Knuckles
is on Paramount Plus. Knuckles is the little creature from
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Anybody Knuckles getting his own deal?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Knuckles in Elba is the little crazy animal. And yeah,
all right, that's a wrap.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I don't like when you stop watching me. I can't
I can't give me.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It was incomprehensible, but it was on time.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
What do you want everything once?
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play on BOYD Jeopardy.
All right, review yesterday's question.
Speaker 10 (26:03):
Remember this?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Tater net a lot on you, hot and tot sad flycatcher,
rough faced shag, wandering tattler, and brown bluebies. They were
all names for these birds.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
I remember what you Saidie.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Many of the early
car models came equipped with a motometer, and this is
what it was for. He rated the makeout.
Speaker 10 (26:41):
No, but good.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Guess what y'all got one eight hundred Big show you
told free line. We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next. Good
(27:13):
Tuesday morning. It's a big show on the radio with
today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box that's
brought to you by Charlote Motor Speedway. Home in a
cold Cola six hundred Sunday May twenty six, gets your
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live band and everything. It might help see what you mean, sirs,
(27:37):
VIGI word constant hit the Big Box at the Big
Show dot com and right now let's play yes live
across America.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
It's John Boy tappany and now a man whose first
car had seat belts that were so complicated he could
never figure out how to fasten them.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
And then it clicked, shot boy.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Man, Yeah, why you ever?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Let's hated Greg got a Linclnton, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Good morning, Greg, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Hey buddy, you got the first shot at John Boyd
Jeopardy this morning. It's weird to learn this stuff. When
we get the right answer, we'll even learn more. But
here we go. So the Greg, many of the early
car models came equip with a motometer, and.
Speaker 10 (28:24):
This is what it was for.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
To work the wine wippers, to work.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
The windshield wipers. All right, well let's see. Oh man,
that's a good guess. And I even told you where
it was. Yeah, okay, hang on, Greg, thanks for playing, buddy.
You have a great day.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
All right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
All right, man, let's go to Lester. He's in Charlotte,
North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Good morning, Lester, Good morning, big So how y'all doing it?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Man?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
We all go, But I Lester, motometer?
Speaker 10 (29:03):
What was that for?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
The early car models.
Speaker 14 (29:08):
Didn't necessarily measure the temperature going inside the car then makeup,
but it shortly measure the water temperature in your radiator.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Oh, look at Lessard like he knows it's water temperature measurements.
It was right, all right, so I guess maybe you
know that, but I have never seen this. There were
usually ornate radiator caps that were located on the top
(29:38):
front of the hood, so a temperature engauge that was
visible from the driver's seat. Must have been a problem
back then with lowerheating, so when gauges were moved to
the dash, the motometers were replaced with ornate hood ornaments.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
YEP eventually banned hood ornaments because passengers are now I
mean pedestrians were getting injured by it, because they.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Were too big all round. Put that motometer back on there.
Some tractors even had a motometer on so well unless
are you congratulations Bonny lord Tiger's prize back head to
your path and Charlotte.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Awesome, Thank you guys, I appreciate thirty years y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Wonderful, awesome man by the many hour on top of
your news right on the on the side. While dogs
are better than me? In a part two, and I'm
gonna leave.
Speaker 17 (30:35):
Me hang, would you tell a wagon good mornn that's
(31:13):
a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh maybe some new listeners ain't picked up on it yet.
Where are some dog glovers? Why Dogs are Better than men?
Part two?
Speaker 13 (31:27):
Your dog who doesn't care how long it takes you
to get ready. Your dog wants to go with you
wherever you go. Your dog won't ask him, won't ask
you to get him a beer?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
While you're up. That's the funniest one so far. I
strown it up, man, that was That's where the humor
came from. It's your pain.
Speaker 10 (31:50):
We're laughing at.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
How many comes from traggingy man.
Speaker 13 (31:55):
You listen to this, Your dog willever take your mechanical
things and then leave them in the middle of the floor.
Your dog doesn't expect you to like a song just
because he likes it. Your dog doesn't beat up another
dog if he sees you looking at it. Your dog
(32:16):
doesn't care if your skirt is too short when you
leave the house. Your dog doesn't care if your parents
come to visit. Your dog would never drink from the
milk carton or put the empty carton back in the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
You'll never find your dog at a topless bar. Why
dogs are better than men. Well, when a dog has gas,
he doesn't blame it on a human. Dogs never complain
about having leftovers. If a dog gets boring, you can
sell him. You can send a dog to a kennel
(32:49):
when you want to vacation alone. Dogs listen, even though
they don't understand. After playing ball, dog don't need a
beer to relax. Dogs don't like to watch boards on TV,
and dogs couldn't care less about the remote control. Dogs
(33:13):
don't whine about being corrected in public. Dogs enjoy garbage day.
You can muzzle a dog that's too loud. A dog's
fascination with memory glens usually ends when he's eight weeks old.
If a dog is a fact rat, at least he
(33:35):
buries his collection. If a dog won't stay home and
you can have him.
Speaker 13 (33:40):
Neuter and hoots, that's my favorite. There's the bonus how
dogs and men are the same. Both take up too
much space on the bed, and both have irrational fears
about vacuum cleaning.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(34:31):
In about twenty minutes, Sherman Pratt, The Big Show Pratt.
Speaker 13 (34:37):
And now the top ten things women never say but
men wish they would.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Number ten, are you sure you've had enough to drink?
Speaker 10 (34:52):
Number nine? That was a great part the other one.
Number eight.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I've decided to stop wearing close around the house. Number seven,
let's subscribe to hustler. Number six, I'll be out painting
the house.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Number five.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Honey, aren't you neighbor's daughter is sun bathing again?
Speaker 10 (35:13):
Come see number four?
Speaker 13 (35:17):
No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil change.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Number three, Your mother is way better than mine. Number two.
Speaker 10 (35:27):
Do me a favor.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Forget the stupid Valentine's.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Day thing and buy yourself a new rifle.
Speaker 10 (35:33):
And the number one thing women never save a man.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Wish they did.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Listen, I'm making enough money for the both of us.
Speaker 13 (35:39):
Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicapped down.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
To seven or eight?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weatherspoorts. I stand on the hill, but not for
a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keell. And
never mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates.
He stands alone anyhow, baking.
Speaker 18 (36:15):
The cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromant,
leaving his soul, and then like in Petrago dot dot dot,
you know, kind of host set.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Up leaving his soul, parting the waters of the Medulla.
Oblong God with John Boy and Billy on the big
show like that one, John Boy, he.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Don't
give a shout out to the crowders. Mountains Shrine Club
rodeo Shiners on the move raising money health the kids.
All right, it is happening this Saturday at Price's Arena
in Bessemers City, North Carolina. Ay's open at five, show
(37:42):
starts at seven pm for the Crowders Mountain Shrine Club rodeo.
Of course, all proceeds benefit of the Shriner's Hospital for Children.
Maybe I'll find a website or something. I notice that
board Danny got South Boulevard. I'm just trying to see
some kind of website or something go to for further information.
(38:03):
Y'all look that up if you if you can, But
just know Prices Arena Investments, City, North Carolina, Saturday night,
seven pm. That's the Shrine Club.
Speaker 19 (38:13):
Some good rodeo and it's Donnie. I get it mixed
up with dad with my gun boy. You' waiting go
Donnie at work there, Buddy, good morning. Got the big
show on the radio coming up. We play Beating the Blonde.
Winner gets a red Max prize pack.
Speaker 10 (38:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Red Max makes the best trimmers and blors and commercial
zero turned moors got a two year unlimited hour warring
Kawasaki Engines. Heavy dudey fabricated deck mold like a pro
with Redmax. Let's go to Big Show dot com. Click
on that Redmax man to get your info. Hang on,
play for it in minutes.
Speaker 20 (38:56):
Nice fat, fuddling fashion plates Sherman brat the Big Show.
Bright here with today's topic, school clothes. When you begin
your career as a student, you could really give a
flying handshake about how you look. Same shirt three days
in a.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Row, No problem.
Speaker 20 (39:16):
Hey, you're a kid. Who do you have to impress?
You're more concerned about nap time and what the snack
of the day is and how fast you can get
home to watch cartoon Planet. If for folks give you
a potato seconds.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
At here, you have to wear this for a year.
Speaker 20 (39:30):
You'd be like, cool is underwear optional?
Speaker 10 (39:33):
Flash.
Speaker 20 (39:34):
But as you get older, you start to notice what
the other kids are wearing, and about the time you
start making fun of how they are dressed, you catch
us sight of yourself on the mirror. Hello, Bozo is
the circus in town? Yikes, you've had a critical point
in kidhood dressing like a human being. I know you're
(39:54):
going to hate this, but it has to be done.
Ask your mom to take your closed shot. This is
a double edged sword.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
In one hand.
Speaker 20 (40:03):
You need her to keep you from wearing culca dots
and plaids together. After all, we're trying to avoid the
whole wrangling brothers look. But on the other hand, you
don't want her to cramp your style. Make sure she
knows that you're going for a completely inconspicuous look. You
want to blend in with the rest of the sheep,
(40:24):
sort of a kid camouflage. If you're too preppy, the
thugs and jocks single you out as a pretty boy,
and your life becomes racing from class to class to
avoid a beating. If you dress too much like Jethrow Bodeine,
the Abe shun you like the Plague. If you dress
too conservative, the nerves and shrekies will want to hang
(40:45):
out with you. Your best bet is to look for
the kids you don't normally notice, and wear what they wear.
Just get used to the idea of jeans and polo
shirts for a while. Trust me, it's like a stealth shoe,
and don't next time it's a shriming fratt reminding you
it's a kid's world.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Rule it all right, Juckle says to me, thank you, sir.
Let's play beating the blonde for the big old Redmax
Prize Pack. Come on one eight hundred big show you
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