April 24, 2024 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours,
thank you for listening your listeners. What sport's coming up?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello? Listen, Ricky bag sharp brother, Hell about you?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Pot lickers are listening to a couple other pot liquors
knowed John boyd Philly on the Big Show. You know,
I just a guest star on the Playhouse and the
official mascot from mister populist Pizza Rutt.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
What do the news loving at up? It is Wednesday?
Alright here we all hump day humpbd out up, hump up,
and then out dress all. You know what to do?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You know how to do this day?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They start your mornings by now get good, and we
start ours by telling you what national day is. You
want to participate National bucket List Day? Make a list,
put it down the bucket and carry it around with you.
I'm a gyle, Patty. We ain't mak no bucket list.
(01:51):
It seems like you're ready to die. Right. He's making
the call. They starting out. They're going out the dead
wool this weekend. I think when they start their Kyle
Petty charity Ride across America. Right here is I am
North Platte. Well, yeah, Deadwood, South Dakota to North Platte,
(02:13):
Nebraska is on day one, and that is sometime I'll
go without head everything May fourth. Yeah, that is Saturday?
Right is that this Saturday?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, a week from Saturday. Do not go to Deadwood,
South Dakota yet.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Well you can't go hang out.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
The name doesn't sound very al right, there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So next okay, National Administrative Professionals Day is that old
Secretary's Day? Okay, all right, words, you got to say
the right words. And this National Pigs in a Blanket Day,
well we always celebrate this, talk about our pigs and blank.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Your fiforite game?
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Listen up right here set the stage for our three categories.
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You can win that pack. It was on this date
there for twenty fourth, eighteen hundred, the Library of Congress
was established. It's now the largest library in the world.
It was started eighteen hundred for only five thousand dollars
and contain less than eight thousand books.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Now I hate remind you of this, but you are
actually in the Library of Congress.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
That is when Arisue Mari yep, she used well the
history of the John Boy and Billy Show to execute
a filibuster, just kind of talked about the show.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now, is that available? I mean, can you go somewhere
on their website and pull it up? Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
If you go search John Boy and Billy you'll probably
find it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I've seen it, so I know. It's a tinam all right.
That is so cool.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
You all had copies, so I don't know you must have.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, maybe I could give one away as a wonderful
thing if I find my Let's move up to nineteen
sixty one. Bob Dylan made his first recording when he
played harmonica for a Harry Belafonte album called Midnight Special.
Oh Bob made fifty bucks for that performance and was overpaid.
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Look at him now, I filow on his date. Nineteen
eighty one. The ivy M personal comput uter is introduced
eighty one. Yeah, that was that. The same basic way
computers work now with this IBM deal.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
No, IBM doesn't. They don't really build any kind of
computers to Yeah, not very competitively anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So they were the real.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Big ones, right their computers are they're like churning out
stuff because I remember.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
That true, Yeah, like more like business or servers and
things like that.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I remember a neighbor had his dad worked there and
they had the big things have used paper and they
were like, you know, other than a legal sized piece
of paper that would fit in there.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
You remember you know Mom's condo, Johnny, where you have
a bedroom to this day. Yeah, you know, the the
guy that I bought that condo from worked. He was
a big higher up in IBM. And I looked at
his computer system and it was probably from nineteen eighty one,
but you know, he started trying to you know, write
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down my information on his computer, and I noticed that
he was finger I said, don't you type? He's has
never learned how to type higher up for IBM, and
you don't have to type man, So I could have
worked for IBM. Well in Paris, when you were in
in high school junior high typing classes were just populated
(06:16):
by women.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I mean the girls took I know, and I already
took home economics, so I could be in a class
that I was out well anyway, So there's the old IBM computer.
So there's our three dates in history one eight hundred
big shows you told free Line. Come on, we play
Outbursts next.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
Good morning Super no.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
More men in the gang here On Wednesday morning, April
the twenty game your home day. Let's get when I
you know Outburst, Let's play Upburst. It's the game that
anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Being Let's go.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
He contested number one. This should really be a lot
of fun when you're playing Outburst.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Let's a head of Harry from Andersonville. Can I say we.
Speaker 11 (07:48):
Have a shot, Harry Harder, Barry, you on an album version.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Welcome in here, Barry. Let's get you to these three categorys.
Get that prize back to you. Ready, I'm ready, gon boy,
in five seconds. Three things you see in the library,
ready go blot librarian and the desk bam. Now give
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us three musical instruments. Ready, go a guitar, piano and
a flute. Flute, Man, flute down, Barry, and for the wind.
Three places you see a computer ready to go, office, hospital,
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and a checkout counter. I'm worthy days out of Barbaro.
He got a red maximize back head over to Andersonville
for you body gradually Asians. Thank you, John boy you
got a book. Yes, and dad had my dogs better
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than men, making kids up all about dogs and kids.
Right on the side of this news good morning, that's
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a big show on the radio. Were about twenty minutes away.
Lady's talking to and list. I'll bet you love to
day in a good way. But right now, let's.
Speaker 12 (10:13):
Oh, we get letters to get your letters.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
What you've got to say? Oh boy, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I got this, Hey, John BOYD believe we love the
segment you hearried about why Dogs are better than women?
And Why Dogs are better than Men? So much now
we were inspired to write one of our own, Why
Dogs are better than Children. We hope you enjoy it
your big show fans in Bremen, Alabama. Tracy and Darren
Clark all right, Why dogs are better than children. Dogs
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are easy to train. Dog toys are dirt cheap. Dogs
don't need an allowance. Dogs are always excited to see you.
Dogs don't need a dead gum cell phone. You don't
have to worry about your dog coming in at bedtime
to tell you they need poster board for a project
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they have to turn in tomorrow morning. I heard that one.
You don't have to worry about what your dog is
looking at on the internet. You can leave your dog
alone in the car to go into the store to shop.
Dogs never asked to borrow the car on Saturday night.
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Dogs don't talk back to you when you discipline them.
A dog won't go to the therapist and blame you
for everything wrong with their lives. Your dog is never
embarrassed to be seen with you in front of their friends.
With a dog, the only we you have to worry
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about is the one they leave on the carpet. A
dog will never call you late at night and ask
you to bail them out of jail. Dogs don't mind
if you grab them up by the back of the neck.
You don't have to get out in the pouring rain
to buy diapers for a brand new puppy. You don't
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have to worry about taking out a second mortgage to
pay for your dog's wedding. Really, with a dog, you
never have to worry about meeting your future in laws.
You'll never have to send your dog to rehab I
don't know. A dog will never steal money out of
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your person and lie about it when you.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Call them on it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Aha.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And why dogs are better than kids college four years,
eighty thousand dollars in school six weeks, two hundred months
than parts from Alabama. Yeah, morning make shows on the
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radio about twenty minute, says Tayer Tayman.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
News can't wait with that right now.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And now the top ten things women never say but
men wish they would. Number ten, are you sure you've
had enough to drink?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Number nine?
Speaker 8 (14:05):
That was a great part to.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
The other one.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Number eight, I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
Number seven, let's subscribe to hustler. Number six, I'll be
out painting the house. Number five. Honey, aren't you neighbor's
daughter is sun bathing again?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Come see.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Number four.
Speaker 13 (14:29):
No, no, I'll take the car to have.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
The oil change. Number three. Your mother is way better
than mine.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Number two.
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Do me a favor forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing
and buy yourself.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
A new rifle.
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And the number one thing women.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Never save a man wish they did.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Listen.
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I'm mak enough money for the both of us.
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Why don't you.
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Retire and get that nagging handicap down to.
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Seven or eight?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Good morning, You got the Big Show on already, have
more chances for you to win.
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Coming up after your news, weather and sports.
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Good morning.
Speaker 14 (15:14):
Thisious Connery Sean Connery. And you might think that I'm
just another of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star, and
you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is I
can't stop my day without listening to the Big Show
with John Boy and Billy trush Me. They're a lot
funnier than Doctor Noan Blofeld.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
It is Wednesday, April the twenty fourth. We got couple
of days we'll give away John Boys Wonderful Thing number
one hundred and one. Here we are in turkey season.
We got a hardback copy of the book The Whole
Truth about Spring Turkey Hunting. According to cuz As, Ronnie
(16:37):
Couz Strickland from Masseoak took me on my trip around
the Grand Slam, got my eastern turkey down Mississippi, Osceola,
and Florida. Merriam in Nebraska, older Tain, I'm on the road.
Who are you, Randy? Whoa? Now? Yeah, you knocked my
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fourth out of the head. Where was Marryam? Nebraska? IZI
all of Florida, eastern MISSIPI? What is the other one?
Eastern dow got it?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
That's my fault, yep.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Maybe maybe people would be willing to help you if
you didn't I all around him every time. Okay, well
i'll I'm trying to picture them in my barn where
I got all of them, Okay, in order. Now I
got to Ossiola Goblin because we did not hear one
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gobble that whole hunt, which was very, very weird. So
so that you want because how you want dismount, I
want to goblin since we didn't hear goblin. It means
so much to me. Now, if I could only come
up with something for that fourth one, though, Eastern got
that in Mississippi, Rio Grand Rio grand and Texas to
Rio in Texas. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
That was it.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, that was it. YEA covered all four of them. Okay,
so y'all read that book.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
You're welcome, Tator what come?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Sorry you guys are still talking.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
You just sold out when I talk about turkeys.
Speaker 10 (18:09):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Anyway, so y'all somebody can have that brand new book.
Huh oh right, I'll just cut a few of the
pictures out and then it'll be all yours. Wine out Friday.
Check it out y'all at the Big Show dot com.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
played John Boydjeverty Winner gets an LS Tractor price spike.
It includes a one year subscription The Massy Oaks Gamekeepers
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play for it in minutes. Right now, it's time for
Tator Taman news. Here's our girl, Marcy Tator morean.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah, so some sad news. Dicky Betts passed away last week.
He was eighty years old. Did you know that?
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Dicky left home at sixteen to join the circus? Now
Associated Press was reporting that he also became the renowned
guitarist for the Almond Brothers.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 9 (19:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Yeah, he wrote the group's biggest hit, Rambling Man. I
didn't know if you knew that.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
And he remained on the road until he reached the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and he did.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
That in nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (19:22):
So he died at his home in Florida. His manager
of twenty years said that he had been battling cancer
for more than a year and had chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
So eighty years old, how about that?
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Man?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
A great guy, Dick.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
So, Travis Kelsey's in the news and Travis, what's he doing?
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Okay? So Travis has this music.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
Fest called the Kelsey Jam and it's gonna be happening
on May eighteenth, and musical acts include Lil Wayne, two Chains,
and more, and plans are underway to expand. I knew
not to really go into the rest of the list
of the list, but it's very hip and now it's
very popular while or so, this is the second Kelsey Jam,
(20:06):
and he would like to expand a nationwide and he's
going to Uh. Luckily for him, has a girlfriend that
can help him out with logistics as far as planning
such such event. Taylor Swift team will reportedly help Travis
launch the nationwide tour of his Kelsey Jam Music.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Fest nationwide tour.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
So he wants to bring the jam next year to
the NFL cities of Vegas, Los Angeles, Miami, Chicago, New Orleans, Indianapolis,
and of course his hometown Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Anyway, his famous girlfriend Mine sing us all.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
They are reports that it's possible that she will open
the show. She'll hear at some of them, not all
of them, because you know, she's got a life.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I tell you, I got a bitness of When I
was traveling to COS last weekend, I heard a Taylor
Swift song. I said, I'm gonna listen to this, okay,
and I was put through the ringer. By the time
that song was over, I knew more about that boyfriend
or I guess it broke its long.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
She has several albums with with that theme.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Yeah, that's why we say, you know when she puts
out a new album, well that's it for this romance.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
And she has a new album out, and there are
reports that there's a song referencing Travis, so it's a
it's a good song though.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
That's my mess, her whole deal up.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Retired football star Tom Brady will be the target of
a new comedy roast. The roasts start like when Dean
Martin and those guys did it. But they're they're a
little harder, I think, but.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, they're much harder.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
They're much harder.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
But but United Press International reports that Netflix Netflix released
the trailer on Monday for the special titled The Greatest
Roast of.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
All Time Tom Brady.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
So it will be hosted by Kevin Hart and comedian
Jeff Ross, who is like the always at all the
roasts will be there, along with a lot of other
surprise roasters.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yes, he was always there.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
And Netflix will be doing this live, so it's the
first time they do a live roast. It will be
it will air unedited and uncensored.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah before that's why it's on Netflix.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
They also have reported that the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders will
have a show on Netflix, kind of a docuseries following
the life and time of a cheerleader, and you can
look forward to that in May as well.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
They already had some of those like a while bag
like saying trying to make it wonder.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
You know, and for you I don't.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I've told you to watch this.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
So Jeremy Clarkson is coming back season three Clarkson Farm
May third on Prime.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Hi, hilarious.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I love him.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Have you ever have you watched the clocks at Clarkson Farms.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
I'm only aware of it because of your.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
It is hilarious.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
So May tenth, there'll be uh, there'll be four episodes
on May third, and then they'll have the rest of
them on mind.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Right, So we got two seasons out there. We watch
and catch up, yes.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
And get caught up.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
All right, I did a thing.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Dan.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Well, let's see if we can get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. First review yesterday's question. We
found out many of the early car models came equipped
with a motometer. This is what it was for. I'm
water differenture sure was on the wood where you can
see it from inside. Now when they put them on
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the dashboard. What they did that's replaced with the hood ornaments.
All about it Today is John Boy Jeopardy. According to researchers,
gas pump handles are the number one jermy this thing
you will encounter in public escalator handrails or second, and
the buttons on these are third.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
What are Dennis Rodman's butter buttonfly?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Jeez?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Almost No? Eight hundred Big Show you told free live
carbon electra that bad? What y'all got?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
One?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Ain't hundred? No, I'm just did that all right? Won't
play John Moore Jeopardy? Now, come on, we play next
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Good Wednesday morning. There's a Big show on the radio,
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dot Com there right now, let's play yes live across America.
It's John Boy Jeopardy. And now a man.
Speaker 13 (25:28):
Who's heard rumors about Caitlin Jenner starring in an upcoming
super hero movie and figures it has to be either
X men or the transformers.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And he's John.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
By that as I headed Keith out of Fairmont, North Carolina.
Good morning, Keith, Good morning, John Morry, Hey, buddy, welcome.
All right, Keith, you got first shot at it. Let's
see what you got. According to researchers, gas pump handles
are the number one Jeremy iss thing will encounter in
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public now, escalator handrails or second, we are looking for
the buttons on these that's coming in.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Third.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I think that would be the ATM machine. See buttons
on the ATM all right, And so these public services
like we're tested and ranked by the amount of nasty
bacteria found on them like E. Cola and salmonella. Man,
(26:40):
makes you want to wear some gloves. They ken't good work. Buddy,
got the big old red Max Proud, No, that was
that when we got oh, the LS tractor prospect. We
just talked about, Yeah, buddy, we're gonna get that to
you over in Fairmond.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
That sounds good, John boy, I appreciate it, all.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Right, buddy, hang on all right, would jump out, catch
you up on you your news right on the other side,
our time capsulever is April twenty fort Hang on for live.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Young Man Max here.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
How's it going, Maxie?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
How you think it's going? Well? I'm a little tea boys.
The economy is in sad sheepe an example of car companies.
Nobody's taking it harder than the airlines. Seems like every
time you turn around, they're trying to charge you extra
for something you used to get for free. Person it
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was twenty five bucks if you bag was too heavy,
and they started making you pay for them scrumptious in
flight meals. Now there's an airline that wants to charge
you extra to use the toilet. And when the kind
of dude they're serving, trust me, you're gonna need to
use the toilet before you get in the Disney World.
(28:43):
According to The New York Times, some budget airline over
in Ireland is talking about putting pay toilets on all
their planes. Please, have you ever been in an airplane toilet?
Like trying to take a dumping of m R I machine?
Now how they want to charge you extra for? Pretty
(29:03):
soon it'll be in case of a sudden loss of
cabin pressure. Insert a dollar in the bill slot and
the oxygen mask will drop down. And speaking of can't
even take a dumping peace anymore, the tree huggers have
identified the next major threat to the global environment toilet paper.
(29:24):
All green pieces all the twitter about how Americans love soft,
fluffy bathroom tissue. Apparently it's killing the planet. Extra soft
coilet paper uses more trees than budget brands, and that's
a threat to all the old growth forest around the world. Well,
let me just say, and I have never met this
(29:46):
more litterary than I do right now, my big old
basically green Peace wants us to go back to using
that cheap sandpaper feeling stuff we head back in junior
high school in Oda kinda still got chunks of wood
in it. Here's their incredible clothes. Flumpy toilet paper is
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worse for the environment than driving around in a hummer pray. Worst,
they were holier than now now they're butt holier than this. Look.
I got nothing against the environment, But if it comes
down to a choice between old growth for us and
cotton now ultrasoft, I say, warm up the chainsawce. This
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is America. We didn't win two World Wars and invent
the big screen TV so we could go back to
wiping our butt with a Sears catalyst. If I'll gore
and all other viral pusses want to start using corn
cobs again, y'all have that. As for me, I'll give
up my soft fluffy toilet paper when you pride for
(30:53):
my cold dead you know now, praise the Lord, pass
a charming and quit y'all getting straight up our.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
Jaun boy and Philly Morning Radio done right.
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Good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
It's a big show on the radio, cracking minding. Y'all
got the Crowders Mountain Shrine Club rodeo coming up this Saturday.
All pros are benefiting the proceeds of benefit of these
Shriners Hospitals for Children. My boy don it said, Yeah,
I like to help out every year.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Man.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
This good stuff. So prices Arena besse in mer City,
North Carolina. This Saday night there's some rodeo, good work
and benefit of Shiner's Hospitals for Children. I will see
what's happening an our phone got.
Speaker 8 (32:22):
To my home.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I'm a toad again, eating too much Rocky Road again.
The foods I love are playing hell with my rerand
I just can't help it.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I'm a toad again. I'm a toad again.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
All these crispy creams are filling out my behind.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Carves are not my friend.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
I wish I could put those bathroom scales on rewind
they're so unkind.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
I'm a toad again.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
A bloated, puffy, pudgy load.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Again.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
My George are tied now than they have ever been.
I can't believe it. I'm a toad again. Just one
more scoop since I'm a toad again, and scene who
I haven't even done the two step yet and I'm
sweating like Rosie O'Donnell reading the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Oh lord, oh oh hello, bab blah lah, how are
you angel? Broke? What do you mean broke? Well, well,
I know it means I'm buying lunch. What's new? But
how did you lose the money? Uh huh? Oh you
lost the bat? Oh well, what happened?
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Uh huh uh?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
You're sitting at the bar last night, watching the ten
o'clock news and having a cocktail with Johnny Bravo. Okay,
right right, Oh, there was a news crew covering a
story about a man on a ledge.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Threatening to jump.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Uh huh uh oh, I see, and you asked Johnny
Bravo if he thought the guy would jump, and Johnny
Bravo said he definitely would jump.
Speaker 8 (33:59):
Oh, but you bet he wouldn't when you.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Both put a twenty dollars bill on the bar, all right,
and then the guy jumped.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Oh how awful.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Okay, So you gave Johnny Brabo the money? I mean oh,
oh he wouldn't take it.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Well why not? I mean fair, it's fair.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Oh, he saw the story on the five o'clock news
and he knew the guy was gonna jump.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Well what did you say?
Speaker 8 (34:25):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
You you said you saw the same thing, but you
didn't think he'd jump a second time.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, some people are hard to figure. So why why
why are you broke? Oh? He decided to take the
money after all?
Speaker 8 (34:41):
Yeah, man, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
All right? Angel, scurry off, go on, bye bye, tippy
toe ski that'll chug.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
Along, go to the go to the boom boom room.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
And she's gone, Wow, I don't know why I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
The other day, we're walking down the street and I said, oh,
look at a.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Dog with one eye. She covered one of her eyes
and said where John Boy, Baby, Big Show Phil speaking?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I mean to help you. Oh hi, astro Nerd. What no, no, no, no,
I don't know the ABC's of comedy. Well no, wait
a minute, yes, oddly I do.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
See.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, it stands for SYA. Oh here comes my dirty
little angel. Hey listen, I was gonna ask you about
that friend of yours with the blonde, curly hair. You know,
the competitive swimmer. How's she doing?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Really?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
You went to one of her meats last weekend? Well,
how'd she do Bron's medal? Well that doesn't sound so good.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
What happened? Uh huh uh huh. They were doing the
breaststroke and the other girls cheated. Ooh, well, how they
used their arms? Those hotties. Come on, sweet cheeks. Mommy
needs some fresh air to the Mini Cooper. Carry on
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straight people.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
Hey baby, this is Sammy Davidson Jr. Better known as
Tommy Davidson Jr.
Speaker 15 (36:24):
And I'm thrilled that you're listening to the Big Show
with John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
You can take a rainbow man bringing it with you.
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At last. It hasn't been around, ain't it?
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Hey? Right?
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, picking up,
Come on and go sing it on, picking the word,
get him on the couteez more.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
Terry hands all the world of sports saw you'd never
want to see you shorts. He's got stoops on, who's.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Got a contract?
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Who's the dude who might be on crush? The show
presents Forspyes.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Rom All right, Terry, thanks for joining us again this morning.
Bardy all, were you doing okay.
Speaker 15 (38:17):
Doing just fine? Boddy, waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
All right, my boy. Well, we got some good feedback
on you last week's topic Hank Aaron hitting seven hundred
and fifteenth home run. But people want to know the
name of the Braves announcer who made Ernie Johnson Senior
step aside when you just about pushing them out away
from calling that and like so that was on radio.
(38:43):
So these were pre superstation days. So the Braves only
had radio? Is that the deal tear?
Speaker 15 (38:50):
At that point in time, they had just a few
games on television because, like you said, Ted did not
buy the station until then, and the team much later.
So I'd love to give you the name, guys, but
there are too many people still alive in that family,
So okay, I won't detegrate the guys.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Naw, okay, all right, well, so let's move today's topic.
OJ Simpson pass away April the eleventh, age seventy six.
Did you ever meet him.
Speaker 15 (39:21):
At the PGA Tour in nineteen eighty one? We had
NBC come in and do our tournament, the Players Championship,
and he came to town. I was in the same
room with him. Didn't go up and see him. Patty
and I had a little get together at our house
that weekend for the NBC guys, and Dick Eversaw told
(39:43):
me he was coming, but he never showed up. So
that's the course as I came to it.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Well, of course tears me and you buddies back in
ninety four still are proud to say. I know you
watched every minute of the OJ trial. So what you
got for us today.
Speaker 15 (39:58):
Well, first of all, I probably ended up with a
law agreed, because you're right. I had watched every minute
that I was settling your contracts. So I was sitting
on the sidelines for a while. And the murders of
Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman he was on trial for,
and you know this Mark Furman guy, the detective for
(40:19):
LA he lied, and then the glove situation where he
wouldn't fit you got to quit, that came up, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Terry, I don't think he tried hard enough to put
that glove on.
Speaker 15 (40:31):
Yes, thanks, I thought he was guilty without any question,
but you know he was found innocent. But then later
on and I'm not sure I agree with this quite
frankly though, I don't like the guy, or didn't like
the guy. In two thousand and eight in Las Vegas,
(40:52):
he was put on a trial for going up and
stealing some of his merchandise that people had. He was
in jail for nine years. Wow, And I thought, you know,
that was kind of payback and that's not quite right.
But anyway, he was in the NFL for eleven years,
eleven thousand, two hundred and thirty six yards seventy six touchdowns.
(41:16):
But the reason for that was because his offensive line
the Electric Company. Oh yeah, well, I know you know
about because it was kind of anchored by Joe Delomelure,
who was in the Big Show Studios.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
That's right, Big Joe Man got it. They were blocking
for Ojail on that two thousand yard season. Man.
Speaker 15 (41:36):
He played for the Bills from seventy eight to eighty
five and a six time pro. And he came into
our studio if you remember, with a fellow by him
of Carl Noonan. Oh yeah, remember Carl.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 15 (41:50):
Carl was with the Dolphins in like nineteen seventy two
when they were undefeated and won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Still are the only undefeated team through the Super Bowl and.
Speaker 15 (42:01):
The only ones. And I remember you wearing his Super
Bowl ring.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yep, he remembered. I had to get it back.
Speaker 15 (42:14):
Then. Carl told me that he was on the cover
of Sports Illustrated, and I didn't believe him, and then
he showed it to me. Yeah he was Okay, he
was the holder for Galia Premium field Goals and his
butt was on the cover of Port Illustrations. Oh and
one other thing before we leave this topic. So in
(42:35):
the TV movie, who do you think plays the slow
white Bronco for OJ?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I don't know, John l Way, you got it?
Speaker 15 (42:45):
Yeah, good going man, good stuff.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Darn all right, buddy, you've been teasing us on some
upcoming topics. Tell us the same thing you got in
the home.
Speaker 15 (42:57):
Well. I think next week I want to talk about
when I couldn't get the security clearance for the first
Lady Nancy Reagan when I was in Florida, and then
I want to talk about you and Phil Nikro that
will be interesting to people. And then also running the
Blockbuster Bulls some intricacies of running a bull game. So
that's kind of what I got on tap A.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Good stuff. Thank you, Terry. You have a great rest
of your day, kiss Pad, the grandkids. We'll talk to
you next week, buddy, Okay, man, see if Hi my boy. Hi, y'all, well,
let's play our game. Let's play beat the Blonde for
the one hundred and twenty dollars Where the bulls not
cleaning products? One eight hundred Big show you told, Free line,
Get a contestant, Play next,
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours,
thank you for listening your listeners. What sport's coming up?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello? Listen, Ricky bag sharp brother, Hell about you?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Pot lickers are listening to a couple other pot liquors
knowed John boyd Philly on the Big Show. You know,
I just a guest star on the Playhouse and the
official mascot from mister populist Pizza Rutt.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
What do the news loving at up? It is Wednesday?
Alright here we all hump day humpbd out up, hump up,
and then out dress all. You know what to do?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You know how to do this day?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They start your mornings by now get good, and we
start ours by telling you what national day is. You
want to participate National bucket List Day? Make a list,
put it down the bucket and carry it around with you.
I'm a gyle, Patty. We ain't mak no bucket list.
(01:51):
It seems like you're ready to die. Right. He's making
the call. They starting out. They're going out the dead
wool this weekend. I think when they start their Kyle
Petty charity Ride across America. Right here is I am
North Platte. Well, yeah, Deadwood, South Dakota to North Platte,
(02:13):
Nebraska is on day one, and that is sometime I'll
go without head everything May fourth. Yeah, that is Saturday?
Right is that this Saturday?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, a week from Saturday. Do not go to Deadwood,
South Dakota yet.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Well you can't go hang out.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
The name doesn't sound very al right, there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So next okay, National Administrative Professionals Day is that old
Secretary's Day? Okay, all right, words, you got to say
the right words. And this National Pigs in a Blanket Day,
well we always celebrate this, talk about our pigs and blank.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Your fiforite game?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
All right on some good can't wait the supper? Yeah,
we got three days in this re saved up. We'll
get you ready for out burds. Get that prize back
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Listen up right here set the stage for our three categories.
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You can win that pack. It was on this date
there for twenty fourth, eighteen hundred, the Library of Congress
was established. It's now the largest library in the world.
It was started eighteen hundred for only five thousand dollars
and contain less than eight thousand books.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Now I hate remind you of this, but you are
actually in the Library of Congress.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
That is when Arisue Mari yep, she used well the
history of the John Boy and Billy Show to execute
a filibuster, just kind of talked about the show.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now, is that available? I mean, can you go somewhere
on their website and pull it up? Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
If you go search John Boy and Billy you'll probably
find it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I've seen it, so I know. It's a tinam all right.
That is so cool.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
You all had copies, so I don't know you must have.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, maybe I could give one away as a wonderful
thing if I find my Let's move up to nineteen
sixty one. Bob Dylan made his first recording when he
played harmonica for a Harry Belafonte album called Midnight Special.
Oh Bob made fifty bucks for that performance and was overpaid.
(04:54):
Look at him now, I filow on his date. Nineteen
eighty one. The ivy M personal comput uter is introduced
eighty one. Yeah, that was that. The same basic way
computers work now with this IBM deal.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
No, IBM doesn't. They don't really build any kind of
computers to Yeah, not very competitively anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So they were the real.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Big ones, right their computers are they're like churning out
stuff because I remember.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
That true, Yeah, like more like business or servers and
things like that.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I remember a neighbor had his dad worked there and
they had the big things have used paper and they
were like, you know, other than a legal sized piece
of paper that would fit in there.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
You remember you know Mom's condo, Johnny, where you have
a bedroom to this day. Yeah, you know, the the
guy that I bought that condo from worked. He was
a big higher up in IBM. And I looked at
his computer system and it was probably from nineteen eighty one,
but you know, he started trying to you know, write
(05:53):
down my information on his computer, and I noticed that
he was finger I said, don't you type? He's has
never learned how to type higher up for IBM, and
you don't have to type man, So I could have
worked for IBM. Well in Paris, when you were in
in high school junior high typing classes were just populated
(06:16):
by women.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I mean the girls took I know, and I already
took home economics, so I could be in a class
that I was out well anyway, So there's the old IBM computer.
So there's our three dates in history one eight hundred
big shows you told free Line. Come on, we play
Outbursts next.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
Good morning Super no.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
More men in the gang here On Wednesday morning, April
the twenty game your home day. Let's get when I
you know Outburst, Let's play Upburst. It's the game that
anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Being Let's go.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
He contested number one. This should really be a lot
of fun when you're playing Outburst.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Let's a head of Harry from Andersonville. Can I say we.
Speaker 11 (07:48):
Have a shot, Harry Harder, Barry, you on an album version.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Welcome in here, Barry. Let's get you to these three categorys.
Get that prize back to you. Ready, I'm ready, gon boy,
in five seconds. Three things you see in the library,
ready go blot librarian and the desk bam. Now give
(08:23):
us three musical instruments. Ready, go a guitar, piano and
a flute. Flute, Man, flute down, Barry, and for the wind.
Three places you see a computer ready to go, office, hospital,
(08:45):
and a checkout counter. I'm worthy days out of Barbaro.
He got a red maximize back head over to Andersonville
for you body gradually Asians. Thank you, John boy you
got a book. Yes, and dad had my dogs better
(09:11):
than men, making kids up all about dogs and kids.
Right on the side of this news good morning, that's
(09:54):
a big show on the radio. Were about twenty minutes away.
Lady's talking to and list. I'll bet you love to
day in a good way. But right now, let's.
Speaker 12 (10:13):
Oh, we get letters to get your letters.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
What you've got to say? Oh boy, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I got this, Hey, John BOYD believe we love the
segment you hearried about why Dogs are better than women?
And Why Dogs are better than Men? So much now
we were inspired to write one of our own, Why
Dogs are better than Children. We hope you enjoy it
your big show fans in Bremen, Alabama. Tracy and Darren
Clark all right, Why dogs are better than children. Dogs
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are easy to train. Dog toys are dirt cheap. Dogs
don't need an allowance. Dogs are always excited to see you.
Dogs don't need a dead gum cell phone. You don't
have to worry about your dog coming in at bedtime
to tell you they need poster board for a project
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they have to turn in tomorrow morning. I heard that one.
You don't have to worry about what your dog is
looking at on the internet. You can leave your dog
alone in the car to go into the store to shop.
Dogs never asked to borrow the car on Saturday night.
(11:45):
Dogs don't talk back to you when you discipline them.
A dog won't go to the therapist and blame you
for everything wrong with their lives. Your dog is never
embarrassed to be seen with you in front of their friends.
With a dog, the only we you have to worry
(12:05):
about is the one they leave on the carpet. A
dog will never call you late at night and ask
you to bail them out of jail. Dogs don't mind
if you grab them up by the back of the neck.
You don't have to get out in the pouring rain
to buy diapers for a brand new puppy. You don't
(12:27):
have to worry about taking out a second mortgage to
pay for your dog's wedding. Really, with a dog, you
never have to worry about meeting your future in laws.
You'll never have to send your dog to rehab I
don't know. A dog will never steal money out of
(12:48):
your person and lie about it when you.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Call them on it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Aha.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And why dogs are better than kids college four years,
eighty thousand dollars in school six weeks, two hundred months
than parts from Alabama. Yeah, morning make shows on the
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radio about twenty minute, says Tayer Tayman.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
News can't wait with that right now.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And now the top ten things women never say but
men wish they would. Number ten, are you sure you've
had enough to drink?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Number nine?
Speaker 8 (14:05):
That was a great part to.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
The other one.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Number eight, I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
Number seven, let's subscribe to hustler. Number six, I'll be
out painting the house. Number five. Honey, aren't you neighbor's
daughter is sun bathing again?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Come see.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Number four.
Speaker 13 (14:29):
No, no, I'll take the car to have.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
The oil change. Number three. Your mother is way better
than mine.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Number two.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Do me a favor forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing
and buy yourself.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
A new rifle.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
And the number one thing women.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Never save a man wish they did.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I'm mak enough money for the both of us.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Why don't you.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Retire and get that nagging handicap down to.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Seven or eight?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Good morning, You got the Big Show on already, have
more chances for you to win.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
Good morning.
Speaker 14 (15:14):
Thisious Connery Sean Connery. And you might think that I'm
just another of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star, and
you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is I
can't stop my day without listening to the Big Show
with John Boy and Billy trush Me. They're a lot
funnier than Doctor Noan Blofeld.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
It is Wednesday, April the twenty fourth. We got couple
of days we'll give away John Boys Wonderful Thing number
one hundred and one. Here we are in turkey season.
We got a hardback copy of the book The Whole
Truth about Spring Turkey Hunting. According to cuz As, Ronnie
(16:37):
Couz Strickland from Masseoak took me on my trip around
the Grand Slam, got my eastern turkey down Mississippi, Osceola,
and Florida. Merriam in Nebraska, older Tain, I'm on the road.
Who are you, Randy? Whoa? Now? Yeah, you knocked my
(16:57):
fourth out of the head. Where was Marryam? Nebraska? IZI
all of Florida, eastern MISSIPI? What is the other one?
Eastern dow got it?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
That's my fault, yep.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Maybe maybe people would be willing to help you if
you didn't I all around him every time. Okay, well
i'll I'm trying to picture them in my barn where
I got all of them, Okay, in order. Now I
got to Ossiola Goblin because we did not hear one
(17:34):
gobble that whole hunt, which was very, very weird. So
so that you want because how you want dismount, I
want to goblin since we didn't hear goblin. It means
so much to me. Now, if I could only come
up with something for that fourth one, though, Eastern got
that in Mississippi, Rio Grand Rio grand and Texas to
Rio in Texas. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
That was it.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, that was it. YEA covered all four of them. Okay,
so y'all read that book.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
You're welcome, Tator what come?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Sorry you guys are still talking.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
You just sold out when I talk about turkeys.
Speaker 10 (18:09):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Anyway, so y'all somebody can have that brand new book.
Huh oh right, I'll just cut a few of the
pictures out and then it'll be all yours. Wine out Friday.
Check it out y'all at the Big Show dot com.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
played John Boydjeverty Winner gets an LS Tractor price spike.
It includes a one year subscription The Massy Oaks Gamekeepers
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play for it in minutes. Right now, it's time for
Tator Taman news. Here's our girl, Marcy Tator morean.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah, so some sad news. Dicky Betts passed away last week.
He was eighty years old. Did you know that?
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Dicky left home at sixteen to join the circus? Now
Associated Press was reporting that he also became the renowned
guitarist for the Almond Brothers.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 9 (19:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Yeah, he wrote the group's biggest hit, Rambling Man. I
didn't know if you knew that.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
And he remained on the road until he reached the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and he did.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
That in nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (19:22):
So he died at his home in Florida. His manager
of twenty years said that he had been battling cancer
for more than a year and had chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
So eighty years old, how about that?
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Man?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
A great guy, Dick.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
So, Travis Kelsey's in the news and Travis, what's he doing?
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Okay? So Travis has this music.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
Fest called the Kelsey Jam and it's gonna be happening
on May eighteenth, and musical acts include Lil Wayne, two Chains,
and more, and plans are underway to expand. I knew
not to really go into the rest of the list
of the list, but it's very hip and now it's
very popular while or so, this is the second Kelsey Jam,
(20:06):
and he would like to expand a nationwide and he's
going to Uh. Luckily for him, has a girlfriend that
can help him out with logistics as far as planning
such such event. Taylor Swift team will reportedly help Travis
launch the nationwide tour of his Kelsey Jam Music.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Fest nationwide tour.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
So he wants to bring the jam next year to
the NFL cities of Vegas, Los Angeles, Miami, Chicago, New Orleans, Indianapolis,
and of course his hometown Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Anyway, his famous girlfriend Mine sing us all.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
They are reports that it's possible that she will open
the show. She'll hear at some of them, not all
of them, because you know, she's got a life.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I tell you, I got a bitness of When I
was traveling to COS last weekend, I heard a Taylor
Swift song. I said, I'm gonna listen to this, okay,
and I was put through the ringer. By the time
that song was over, I knew more about that boyfriend
or I guess it broke its long.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
She has several albums with with that theme.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Yeah, that's why we say, you know when she puts
out a new album, well that's it for this romance.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
And she has a new album out, and there are
reports that there's a song referencing Travis, so it's a
it's a good song though.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
That's my mess, her whole deal up.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Retired football star Tom Brady will be the target of
a new comedy roast. The roasts start like when Dean
Martin and those guys did it. But they're they're a
little harder, I think, but.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, they're much harder.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
They're much harder.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
But but United Press International reports that Netflix Netflix released
the trailer on Monday for the special titled The Greatest
Roast of.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
All Time Tom Brady.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
So it will be hosted by Kevin Hart and comedian
Jeff Ross, who is like the always at all the
roasts will be there, along with a lot of other
surprise roasters.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yes, he was always there.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
And Netflix will be doing this live, so it's the
first time they do a live roast. It will be
it will air unedited and uncensored.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah before that's why it's on Netflix.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
They also have reported that the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders will
have a show on Netflix, kind of a docuseries following
the life and time of a cheerleader, and you can
look forward to that in May as well.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
They already had some of those like a while bag
like saying trying to make it wonder.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
You know, and for you I don't.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I've told you to watch this.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
So Jeremy Clarkson is coming back season three Clarkson Farm
May third on Prime.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Hi, hilarious.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I love him.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Have you ever have you watched the clocks at Clarkson Farms.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
I'm only aware of it because of your.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
It is hilarious.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
So May tenth, there'll be uh, there'll be four episodes
on May third, and then they'll have the rest of
them on mind.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Right, So we got two seasons out there. We watch
and catch up, yes.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
And get caught up.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
All right, I did a thing.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Dan.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Well, let's see if we can get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. First review yesterday's question. We
found out many of the early car models came equipped
with a motometer. This is what it was for. I'm
water differenture sure was on the wood where you can
see it from inside. Now when they put them on
(23:46):
the dashboard. What they did that's replaced with the hood ornaments.
All about it Today is John Boy Jeopardy. According to researchers,
gas pump handles are the number one jermy this thing
you will encounter in public escalator handrails or second, and
the buttons on these are third.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
What are Dennis Rodman's butter buttonfly?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Jeez?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Almost No? Eight hundred Big Show you told free live
carbon electra that bad? What y'all got?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
One?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Ain't hundred? No, I'm just did that all right? Won't
play John Moore Jeopardy? Now, come on, we play next
(24:55):
Good Wednesday morning. There's a Big show on the radio,
humming to your humph Hey. Today's feature track from the
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dot Com there right now, let's play yes live across America.
It's John Boy Jeopardy. And now a man.
Speaker 13 (25:28):
Who's heard rumors about Caitlin Jenner starring in an upcoming
super hero movie and figures it has to be either
X men or the transformers.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And he's John.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
By that as I headed Keith out of Fairmont, North Carolina.
Good morning, Keith, Good morning, John Morry, Hey, buddy, welcome.
All right, Keith, you got first shot at it. Let's
see what you got. According to researchers, gas pump handles
are the number one Jeremy iss thing will encounter in
(26:00):
public now, escalator handrails or second, we are looking for
the buttons on these that's coming in.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Third.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I think that would be the ATM machine. See buttons
on the ATM all right, And so these public services
like we're tested and ranked by the amount of nasty
bacteria found on them like E. Cola and salmonella. Man,
(26:40):
makes you want to wear some gloves. They ken't good work. Buddy,
got the big old red Max Proud, No, that was
that when we got oh, the LS tractor prospect. We
just talked about, Yeah, buddy, we're gonna get that to
you over in Fairmond.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
That sounds good, John boy, I appreciate it, all.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Right, buddy, hang on all right, would jump out, catch
you up on you your news right on the other side,
our time capsulever is April twenty fort Hang on for live.
Speaker 10 (27:45):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Young Man Max here.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
How's it going, Maxie?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
How you think it's going? Well? I'm a little tea boys.
The economy is in sad sheepe an example of car companies.
Nobody's taking it harder than the airlines. Seems like every
time you turn around, they're trying to charge you extra
for something you used to get for free. Person it
(28:23):
was twenty five bucks if you bag was too heavy,
and they started making you pay for them scrumptious in
flight meals. Now there's an airline that wants to charge
you extra to use the toilet. And when the kind
of dude they're serving, trust me, you're gonna need to
use the toilet before you get in the Disney World.
(28:43):
According to The New York Times, some budget airline over
in Ireland is talking about putting pay toilets on all
their planes. Please, have you ever been in an airplane toilet?
Like trying to take a dumping of m R I machine?
Now how they want to charge you extra for? Pretty
(29:03):
soon it'll be in case of a sudden loss of
cabin pressure. Insert a dollar in the bill slot and
the oxygen mask will drop down. And speaking of can't
even take a dumping peace anymore, the tree huggers have
identified the next major threat to the global environment toilet paper.
(29:24):
All green pieces all the twitter about how Americans love soft,
fluffy bathroom tissue. Apparently it's killing the planet. Extra soft
coilet paper uses more trees than budget brands, and that's
a threat to all the old growth forest around the world. Well,
let me just say, and I have never met this
(29:46):
more litterary than I do right now, my big old
basically green Peace wants us to go back to using
that cheap sandpaper feeling stuff we head back in junior
high school in Oda kinda still got chunks of wood
in it. Here's their incredible clothes. Flumpy toilet paper is
(30:07):
worse for the environment than driving around in a hummer pray. Worst,
they were holier than now now they're butt holier than this. Look.
I got nothing against the environment, But if it comes
down to a choice between old growth for us and
cotton now ultrasoft, I say, warm up the chainsawce. This
(30:31):
is America. We didn't win two World Wars and invent
the big screen TV so we could go back to
wiping our butt with a Sears catalyst. If I'll gore
and all other viral pusses want to start using corn
cobs again, y'all have that. As for me, I'll give
up my soft fluffy toilet paper when you pride for
(30:53):
my cold dead you know now, praise the Lord, pass
a charming and quit y'all getting straight up our.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
Jaun boy and Philly Morning Radio done right.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
It's a big show on the radio, cracking minding. Y'all
got the Crowders Mountain Shrine Club rodeo coming up this Saturday.
All pros are benefiting the proceeds of benefit of these
Shriners Hospitals for Children. My boy don it said, Yeah,
I like to help out every year.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Man.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
This good stuff. So prices Arena besse in mer City,
North Carolina. This Saday night there's some rodeo, good work
and benefit of Shiner's Hospitals for Children. I will see
what's happening an our phone got.
Speaker 8 (32:22):
To my home.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I'm a toad again, eating too much Rocky Road again.
The foods I love are playing hell with my rerand
I just can't help it.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I'm a toad again. I'm a toad again.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
All these crispy creams are filling out my behind.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Carves are not my friend.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
I wish I could put those bathroom scales on rewind
they're so unkind.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
I'm a toad again.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
A bloated, puffy, pudgy load.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Again.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
My George are tied now than they have ever been.
I can't believe it. I'm a toad again. Just one
more scoop since I'm a toad again, and scene who
I haven't even done the two step yet and I'm
sweating like Rosie O'Donnell reading the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Oh lord, oh oh hello, bab blah lah, how are
you angel? Broke? What do you mean broke? Well, well,
I know it means I'm buying lunch. What's new? But
how did you lose the money? Uh huh? Oh you
lost the bat? Oh well, what happened?
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Uh huh uh?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
You're sitting at the bar last night, watching the ten
o'clock news and having a cocktail with Johnny Bravo. Okay,
right right, Oh, there was a news crew covering a
story about a man on a ledge.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Threatening to jump.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Uh huh uh oh, I see, and you asked Johnny
Bravo if he thought the guy would jump, and Johnny
Bravo said he definitely would jump.
Speaker 8 (33:59):
Oh, but you bet he wouldn't when you.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Both put a twenty dollars bill on the bar, all right,
and then the guy jumped.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Oh how awful.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Okay, So you gave Johnny Brabo the money? I mean oh,
oh he wouldn't take it.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Well why not? I mean fair, it's fair.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Oh, he saw the story on the five o'clock news
and he knew the guy was gonna jump.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Well what did you say?
Speaker 8 (34:25):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
You you said you saw the same thing, but you
didn't think he'd jump a second time.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, some people are hard to figure. So why why
why are you broke? Oh? He decided to take the
money after all?
Speaker 8 (34:41):
Yeah, man, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
All right? Angel, scurry off, go on, bye bye, tippy
toe ski that'll chug.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
Along, go to the go to the boom boom room.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
And she's gone, Wow, I don't know why I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
The other day, we're walking down the street and I said, oh,
look at a.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Dog with one eye. She covered one of her eyes
and said where John Boy, Baby, Big Show Phil speaking?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I mean to help you. Oh hi, astro Nerd. What no, no, no, no,
I don't know the ABC's of comedy. Well no, wait
a minute, yes, oddly I do.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
See.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, it stands for SYA. Oh here comes my dirty
little angel. Hey listen, I was gonna ask you about
that friend of yours with the blonde, curly hair. You know,
the competitive swimmer. How's she doing?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Really?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
You went to one of her meats last weekend? Well,
how'd she do Bron's medal? Well that doesn't sound so good.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
What happened? Uh huh uh huh. They were doing the
breaststroke and the other girls cheated. Ooh, well, how they
used their arms? Those hotties. Come on, sweet cheeks. Mommy
needs some fresh air to the Mini Cooper. Carry on
(36:12):
straight people.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
Hey baby, this is Sammy Davidson Jr. Better known as
Tommy Davidson Jr.
Speaker 15 (36:24):
And I'm thrilled that you're listening to the Big Show
with John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
You can take a rainbow man bringing it with you.
(37:06):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio coming
up in minutes. Handsome sports braves, we'll call over his
house of Saint Louis. Skin them off the couch, go
and talk about Oh Jay today, look about and wrap
up at seven hundred and fifteenth Homer from Hammering Hank
At last. It hasn't been around, ain't it?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Hey? Right?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Quick take about the price back you can win on
beat the Blonde. After that, call one hundred twenty dollars
worth of Bullston cleaning products made in the USA. Yeah,
truck drivers keep America moving in bullstont make sure they
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(37:48):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, picking up,
Come on and go sing it on, picking the word,
get him on the couteez more.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
Terry hands all the world of sports saw you'd never
want to see you shorts. He's got stoops on, who's.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Got a contract?
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Who's the dude who might be on crush? The show
presents Forspyes.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Rom All right, Terry, thanks for joining us again this morning.
Bardy all, were you doing okay.
Speaker 15 (38:17):
Doing just fine? Boddy, waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
All right, my boy. Well, we got some good feedback
on you last week's topic Hank Aaron hitting seven hundred
and fifteenth home run. But people want to know the
name of the Braves announcer who made Ernie Johnson Senior
step aside when you just about pushing them out away
from calling that and like so that was on radio.
(38:43):
So these were pre superstation days. So the Braves only
had radio? Is that the deal tear?
Speaker 15 (38:50):
At that point in time, they had just a few
games on television because, like you said, Ted did not
buy the station until then, and the team much later.
So I'd love to give you the name, guys, but
there are too many people still alive in that family,
So okay, I won't detegrate the guys.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Naw, okay, all right, well, so let's move today's topic.
OJ Simpson pass away April the eleventh, age seventy six.
Did you ever meet him.
Speaker 15 (39:21):
At the PGA Tour in nineteen eighty one? We had
NBC come in and do our tournament, the Players Championship,
and he came to town. I was in the same
room with him. Didn't go up and see him. Patty
and I had a little get together at our house
that weekend for the NBC guys, and Dick Eversaw told
(39:43):
me he was coming, but he never showed up. So
that's the course as I came to it.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Well, of course tears me and you buddies back in
ninety four still are proud to say. I know you
watched every minute of the OJ trial. So what you
got for us today.
Speaker 15 (39:58):
Well, first of all, I probably ended up with a
law agreed, because you're right. I had watched every minute
that I was settling your contracts. So I was sitting
on the sidelines for a while. And the murders of
Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman he was on trial for,
and you know this Mark Furman guy, the detective for
(40:19):
LA he lied, and then the glove situation where he
wouldn't fit you got to quit, that came up, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Terry, I don't think he tried hard enough to put
that glove on.
Speaker 15 (40:31):
Yes, thanks, I thought he was guilty without any question,
but you know he was found innocent. But then later
on and I'm not sure I agree with this quite
frankly though, I don't like the guy, or didn't like
the guy. In two thousand and eight in Las Vegas,
(40:52):
he was put on a trial for going up and
stealing some of his merchandise that people had. He was
in jail for nine years. Wow, And I thought, you know,
that was kind of payback and that's not quite right.
But anyway, he was in the NFL for eleven years,
eleven thousand, two hundred and thirty six yards seventy six touchdowns.
(41:16):
But the reason for that was because his offensive line
the Electric Company. Oh yeah, well, I know you know
about because it was kind of anchored by Joe Delomelure,
who was in the Big Show Studios.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
That's right, Big Joe Man got it. They were blocking
for Ojail on that two thousand yard season. Man.
Speaker 15 (41:36):
He played for the Bills from seventy eight to eighty
five and a six time pro. And he came into
our studio if you remember, with a fellow by him
of Carl Noonan. Oh yeah, remember Carl.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 15 (41:50):
Carl was with the Dolphins in like nineteen seventy two
when they were undefeated and won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Still are the only undefeated team through the Super Bowl and.
Speaker 15 (42:01):
The only ones. And I remember you wearing his Super
Bowl ring.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yep, he remembered. I had to get it back.
Speaker 15 (42:14):
Then. Carl told me that he was on the cover
of Sports Illustrated, and I didn't believe him, and then
he showed it to me. Yeah he was Okay, he
was the holder for Galia Premium field Goals and his
butt was on the cover of Port Illustrations. Oh and
one other thing before we leave this topic. So in
(42:35):
the TV movie, who do you think plays the slow
white Bronco for OJ?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I don't know, John l Way, you got it?
Speaker 15 (42:45):
Yeah, good going man, good stuff.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Darn all right, buddy, you've been teasing us on some
upcoming topics. Tell us the same thing you got in
the home.
Speaker 15 (42:57):
Well. I think next week I want to talk about
when I couldn't get the security clearance for the first
Lady Nancy Reagan when I was in Florida, and then
I want to talk about you and Phil Nikro that
will be interesting to people. And then also running the
Blockbuster Bulls some intricacies of running a bull game. So
that's kind of what I got on tap A.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Good stuff. Thank you, Terry. You have a great rest
of your day, kiss Pad, the grandkids. We'll talk to
you next week, buddy, Okay, man, see if Hi my boy. Hi, y'all, well,
let's play our game. Let's play beat the Blonde for
the one hundred and twenty dollars Where the bulls not
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