August 13, 2024 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has her latest edition of What to Watch.. - We’ll learn something odd about Florence Nightingale.. - Rabbi Myron Berstein reviews Deadpool and Wolverine.. - We’ll discuss Steph Curry’s Olympic contributions.. - Terry Hanson has his Sports Briefs - this time we’ll hear about how he got his dream gig with the St. Louis Cardinals.. - Robert Earl Keen and the band perform the BBQ Song and Mary Jane does some deep thinking…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. It's a Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Rolling through your Tuesday, August thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
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and kinge Tho. We'll call you there we go. Say
hey to Nick from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning Nick, good by,
Good morning Money.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Welcome in him mobile. One of your favorite sons had
a mobile. Kill a Bee's is gonna join us. I
think Thursday's gonna come hang out with us here in
the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
What we do. Losing bets is.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
One of my uncle's favorites.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Comedians, awesome little seen Terry his wife lately.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I gotta say if she thinks I've lost the weight
when I getting up on her.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I see he's gonna say, hitting out my wife.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh, he encourages him. All right, Nick, welcome in here, buddy.
Know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
We'll ask Tyr some questions. You agree or disagree. Get
two bells for two buses and you gotta see that. Okay, okay, well, Marshy,
talk about medical science with your hobbies. Has medical science
come up with a pill yet that claims to reduce
a man's desire for romance?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Gosh, I hope not.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, no, no, no no no, Nick.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No no, you disagree with that? And that was the
thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yes, it was developed and tested in England, mars in England. Well,
look all right, look at Nick in the bail right
on the mad.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Here we go. According to the twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Guinness Book of World Records, David and Sarah Hiller hold
the distinction of having had the longest marriage ever ever?
Were they married for eighty three years, eighty eight years
or ninety one years?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Now?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Are these actual years or are they feels lightly years?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Years?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
These are actual years, as we know the.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I thank you for the multiple choice. Eighty eight years?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
All right, big of right in the middle there, eighty
eight years is the longest marriage, Nick, agree or disagree?
I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I think there's longer.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, Wellta was right on.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It was eighty eight years, three hundred and fifty days,
to be exact.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Wow, time we're living longer.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Sara got married in eighteen o nine, Wow, and ended
with Sarah's wath in eighteen ninety.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Eight, nineteen ninety eight, eighteen.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Ninety eighteen ninety eighteen nine, eighteen o nine, eighteen ninety eight.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Moving along, nose kids.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I was just letting that sink in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Okay, I'm a failure. I get it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And they didn't have TV. Well, here we go, Nick,
gonna win it or lose it?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Right this Tata or the majority of people in jail
in America married.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Sorta, yeah, get married people in jail. No, they're not married.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
They are not married, Nick, agree or disagree.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
I'm going to agree with that.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And that was did they?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, Actually only twenty six percent of prisoners and federal
pens were married.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Sixteen percent in state prison.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Well how many got married while they were there?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And Nick, your big old motorcycle lawyers and ride prize
pack headed down the mobile buddy.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay, thank you, John boy.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And I'm this is also my first time calling all right,
So I just want to say I appreciate you guys
for everything I'll do.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
All right, Nick, we appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Well.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I digg you that again, Bye, my boy?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Hang on?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What about the hour top.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Of your news right on the other side of you
report time capsulever in this August thirteenth, Hang.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
On for a line.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. Clippery cloppery, clank, clank clue.
I'm old and I hate television. In my day, we
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didn't have no five thousand channels, drec sadielite, TVO recording,
high definition, flat screen, boob tubular, brain poison, and television shows.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
We made our own entertainment.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
After a nice day of struggling to survive, we killed
something for dinner, and while it was cooking, we'd play
a game like five finger Charades, where you'd close your
eyes and grope your next to kin.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Ha.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
How about a rousing round a pin the tail on
the dumb ass where you took a real animal tail
and a tenpenny nail and tried to hammer it into
the lower spine. Have any of your stupid shirt tail
relation who were too slow to move out of the way,
Or my personal favorite name that cousin where you'd get
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Jaybird naked and greased up with bacon fat. Then you'd
go into a dark room and name the cousin you
were getting jiggy with, which was not as easy as
it sounds, since they all had so much body hair.
Hippy hop Look at me, I'm a cousin humpin' peltstroking goober,
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sticking up pork fat and carrying on the glorious Southern
tradition of inbreeding. Behold as I embraced my heritage. Yippy whippy,
zippy zoo. That's how we rolled. Sometimes we'd enjoy a
good book, so we tracked down ball Neck Philbert Haskins,
who got his name from a gigantic goiter on the
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side of his neck. He was horrible to look at,
but he was the only person in town who could
read what the Tinker's Damn? So you'd sit with your
back to him to keep from losing your lunch. And
you didn't know what what. I didn't know that he
was dyslexic, so it seemed normal when he read ape Zan.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Of the Tars.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And the Ozon of Whiz.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
And my personal favorites the sama Kutra, where he single
handedly turned twenty eight sexual positions into fifty six and
all of a sudden, you were talking like Philbert, switching
letters every which away, and you'd wander it were nearby town,
where they'd mistake you for some strange foreigner and chase
you with pitchforks and torches, and your pathetic cries of
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pa play were ignored, and you were skinned and beaten,
all because you were too stupid to learn to read. Wow, Dora,
look at me, I'm an ignorant, skinless bumpkin listening to
some swollen freak reat stories in big Latin and begging
for mercy in unintelligible gibberish. Kill us all the world
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will be a better place jibbery g And we loved it,
or we'd enjoy a sing along. We'd gather around the
church organ with Reverend Oakley Snodgrass. He had great, big
buck teeth that made him look like a brayon jackass
when he sang, and he was a miserable drunk, and
even though he thought we didn't see him, we knew
(09:22):
he was blott Oh by the time he got to
amazing grace, and the more he drank, the more entertaining
he got. Pretty soon he'd start singing the dirty songs
he learned in the Navy songs about swimming with bowlegged
women and making whoopee with them loose Filippino gals. Pretty
soon Sunday Nights sing Along became the two am show
at the Sahara. Were the dirtiest jokes you ever heard.
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Then he'd sober up until you were all going to hell.
But you didn't care, because you knew he was three
times to pervert. You can ever hope.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
To be.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Slippery? Slippery slow, look at me? I'm a doubt home,
did you Generals? I held bound him singing hate seed,
Tell me more about the Haitian hoochie, mama's past, the
pervy who needs an idiot box? We've got the Reverend
Red Fox and we liked it. We loved it. Flibberty
flu I hate television, shad Boy and Dellys.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
The television a medium so called because it is neither
rare nor well done. How about that good morning radio,
dumb right.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, coming
on back in a minute. Terry Hanson in his world
of sports. And then wordy word will be played, the
winner will be made right now.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Action.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Hello friends, you're old pelt Burn Burn here with another
appendix agitating entry of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode the sound of music. As our story opens, irritable
kaduer Frank Farfel is seeing his doctor.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Hello, mister Farfel, I'm doctor Moran.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Wait a second, Wait a second. What happened to the
last doctor? The brunette with the glasses and one boot
begger than the other. Oh you mean doctor Curry. Yeah,
she's decided to change a bit.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Why was that done? She decided to change to a
better paying career?
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
To what a stripper?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Really?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
But I'm where she's working, mister Farfale. What brings you
in today?
Speaker 8 (11:57):
Something really weird? When I put this hand on, I
hear music.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I've never heard of that before.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Here, I'll put it on. What set rolls? The nonarilla
and the roller brolers to it?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
What's rolls?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Okay? All right? I think that's probably just your imagination, sir,
remembering a song from the old days. Maybe it's not
just old songs.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
Here, I'll put it back on.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'll show you.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't
messing with a broke broke That's that is odds not
done yet. Get down, girl, go ahead, get down, Get down, girl,
go ahead, get down.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Maybe maybe maybe you just heard that on the radio.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
I don't even listen to that station. Look, I'll do
it again.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
There's no need, mister Farphel.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Let's talk about sex, baby, Let's talk about you and me.
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad
things that may be.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Let's talk about I do like that song, though, I
do like that song.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Oh, the song hasn't started yet.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
You know what, I think I may know how to
solve this problem. May I see your hat?
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Yeah, help yourself. The leaves with a hat and returns
seconds later.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
There you go. Give that a try.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Okay, here goes Hey, nothing, no music, This is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What the heck did you do?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Well? It was pretty simple, really, I just removed the band.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Cinema and how.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Saul.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Where's this doctor Crooked Jugs working? Tune in next time
when we'll hear old doctor Crooked Jugs Curry.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Good more than everybody if my big show family yours,
Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Listen news what sport's coming out.
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Hello, listen, Ricky beat Shark. Oh how about you pot lickers?
Are listened to a couple other pot liquors noted the
boy Billy on the Big Show. You know, I just
a guest star on the Playhouse and official mascot from
mister Populists the Pizza Run. That's just a tip of
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the iceberg. But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Son of a good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, I'm gonna call hands and in a mo I'll
be his palatial estate in Saint Louis, Missouri this morning,
and there's world of sports.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
We're asking all of.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Our sports guys tomorrow I'll ask pac Man, Lebron or
Stepan who should have won the MVP? But the USA
men's basketball team, now we all can't be you know,
we are kind of tilted towards Steph.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
You know, even the French announcers were were just in
all like, how is he doing that?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
You know?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Right?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
Yeah, we get to see now what they're gonna say.
They're gonna say Stephan because they know if they say
it on your show, I'm gonna get the.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, was the what the hazard things here, I think
to so anyway, so the stats, Lebron averaged fourteen point
two points, eight point five assists, six point eight rebounds,
and one point three eels and shot sixty six percent
from the field. He had a lot of slams. He
had a lot of dunks too. He was right up
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on it a lot of time, as the counts would
be high percentage. But I mean those good stats. Way,
that's that line, all right. So Steph averaged fourteen point
eight points us more than Lebron, shot fifty percent from.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
The field, which is very very good.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And especially from the way he shoes, and forty seven
point eight percent right at fifty percent on three pointers.
And you look at that gold medal game against France.
Steph was the one that put it away. That's right
when he put him to sleep yet.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Late night or hey, when he did the one shot
and started shimmy, and I told my family he better stop.
We got some more time left at shimmy, might have
to sit for a minute. Well, you know, in Lebron's defense,
Stephan had what two or three really bad games. He
didn't do much, so you know they probably looked at
that too.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So and what do you think Jaggie like a little
behind the scenes stuff. Jackie says, she thanks. Lebron might
be trying to talk Steph into going to to the Lakers.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me. It wouldn't surprise me. They
play very well together too, as you can see.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
So I might have to clap for him again, as
you would say. Fine, that's amazing that team came together
with only so many weeks to prepare to rocket.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
When you got all super stars, you know it would
be on his train. But yeah, pull yourselves together out there.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That had.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
A wake hands and up minutes. Big Show rolls on.
Good Morning, Big Show is on the radio. Here we go,
get in my bye, Saint Louis bye, go on to make.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Show to the world of sports.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Here's how you never want to see you shorts. He's
got who's gone? Who might be on show stream? Good morning?
Mister hands in? Hello guys, Hey doing, Hey buddy, awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
All right there, you're the first one of our sports
gurus that I will ask. Lebron James won the MVP
for USA men's basketball. We and I are little we're
taking it. Oh, I'm asking you should have been lebon
or Stephan.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Uh, it's that guy who was named Jackie and that
is hurry of course.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, man, all right, well me too. Everybody in here
so far there you go. All right, buddy. Oh well,
let's let's jump in here.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I heard some listeners actually got in touch with you
after last week. Googled you name. I saw you Saint
Louis Sports Hall of Fame. Watch your eleven minute interview.
Very cool man reaching out to you like that.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I really appreciate that. We appreciate you guys to talk
about that.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
All right, buddy, Well, this week gonna tell us about
the time you got a job with your beloved of
Saint Louis Cardinals and just how big that was and
you were live.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Buddy.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
I knew what I wanted to do when I was
a sophomore in high school and I wrote letters to
the general manager of the Cardinals.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Get this. Three times a year.
Speaker 10 (19:14):
I would take out a pen and print on piece
of paper a very long letter.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Three times a year.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
I would do that, and that was my dream job.
That's really what I wanted to do. I sent like
fifteen of those things. Okay, So when I was coaching,
I get a call from the guy in Bell Belle
who says Joe Cunningham, he was the player I grew
up watching.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
May want to hire somebody for a job. So Wow.
Speaker 10 (19:41):
So I called Joe and I'm nervous. He said, if
you're ever in town, stop in. Well, like two weeks later,
I said, I was on a recruiting trip.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I wasn't. So I went there and.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
I met with him, and quite frankly, it was kind
of underwhelming. It wasn't much. Fifteen minutes and he's ready
to go.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
He gets a phone call.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
He says, got it on the Cuba Missouri to bring
some tickets. So he hangs up and I said, you
want me to ride with you to Cuba? And he
went what I said, I'll ride with you. I had
three hours with him in the car.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
And I said to him, I said, look, I have
to confession to make. I'm not really here recruiting and
I came here to see you. And then I told
him about the letters I wrote to this guy what
I wanted to do. By the time I got back
to Saint Louis, I was hired.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
And I went into the business manager and he tried
to talk me out of it because it wasn't enough money,
so I got the job.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I go back to.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
Asheson ten days later, I get a call from the
general manager and Isaard Bush had put a hiring freeze
on the entire company because of the energy crisis. So
I had the job and then I didn't. But what
goes to show you was the next year in soccer
was here. We finished third in the country, and that's
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when I got you know, I got all that stuff.
So then I'm in West Palmer Tory, walk into the
parking lot and he sees somebody in stands. He goes,
is that being divine? That's the guy I was writing.
I said, give me a minute.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I walked over there. I walked up to him.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
I said, I like to introduce myself, Terry Hanson and Setter.
He goes, I know your name, I said you do?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
He's yeah.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
He said, you're on after the Brace Games, right, I go, yeah,
but let me remind you who I am also, So
I tell him and he kind of has this look
on his face, and I went, I just.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Wanted to let you know this.
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Because you really want something badly doesn't mean you won't
be very good at it.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
So that's all pretty good.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
That is awesome man, great story, you know, and we
can learn. Man, if you have a dream but you
why might want to do in live, you can work
to make it happen.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
You wi.
Speaker 10 (21:47):
You know, Johnny is like we talk about on the air,
you know, with an emergency, when you know, when you
see something, some people say say something, I say, do something.
So I mean, I've never known a person who won
a lottery and didn't buy a ticket first, or get
a base hit who didn't pick up a bat first.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Right, that's what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Good stuff, buddy. All right, man, what we're gonna look
forward to next week?
Speaker 10 (22:12):
You know what, I got some game promo ideas I
had to have when I was a soccer. We're trying
to sell tickets a couple of unique type of promo
from promos.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I think you enjoy hearing about it.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Okay, good deal, Buddy, I kiss patting kids love you mean.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
It, buddy, Okay, Bud?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
All right, boys, damn well, let's play our game.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
We wordy word one eight hundred big show you told
free line across America. Get a couple of contestants and
play next Good morning, it's a big show.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Rolling to you Tuesday. Today's feature track from The Big Show,
Big Box Deep Thoughts with Mary Jane. Key word for
this session of thinking walk down. That's brought you by
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Speaker 1 (23:27):
Win a game, win a pack.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Let's do it now.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Everybody's head about the bed the bag of wordy you
word not a worthy word. Let's meet her contestant. Oh,
Jackie says, we got a rematch. Jockey and Jack you
both home.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Me Scott from Cleveland, Tennessee. Good morning, Scott, that's right here,
I am there, you are, all right? And Kelsey from
Hope Well, Tennessee. Good morning, Kelsey, good morning, good morning.
All right, y'all, welcome back.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Oh Jack said, yeah, in.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
A little while, since y'all played and we ended in
a double overtime time like this. Yeah, So what we're
doing is switching teams. Now it was me and Kelsey.
Now it'll be me and Scott. But the girls together there,
Tater and Kelsey. All right, y'all, okay, is that playing
all right with Kelsey? You relax? Me and Scott go
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for the first thirty seconds. All right, Scott, are you
ready body?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yes, sir? All right?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Starting the clock now, beatles song. I wanna hold your
and yeah. Uh huh, Hey, this is what is made
out of cow hide? The blank jacket you wear leather?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, uh huh, I'll go and turn one.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's the first What throw a blank ball, not a fastball,
a blank ball curve?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yes, uh huh, do not blank me.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Get behind me, Satan, don't blank me, ash No, you can't.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I kind of gut that was that?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh, Satan, don't pass me. I love racing him. What
you have you get behind idea? And he pushed me
right in there?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Ah right? What will we end up with a three
on the board? Good work?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Okay, Kelsey and Tater round one? You read at Kelcey, Yeah,
and go.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
I'm on a diet. Don't blank me with that chocolate cake?
Speaker 9 (25:27):
Kept me Yep.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
This is what you do at nights. You put your
head on the pillow and go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
You see a falling star and you make a what wish?
A dog wears this necklace around its neck. It's called
a collar. A wedding gown is also called a what
you can wear. Ladies wear them all the time, Chris. Yes,
this is a blank and arrow broken.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh, right over the boser.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
But yo, ladies put a five on the board to
take the lead by two. All right, then, Scott, let's
see what we can do for round two. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (26:07):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
That's tired, alright, picking up on that last one? Ready,
go a blank and arrow? Uh no, no, you you
hunt with it? Oh, helpen hey cross? Blank is another kind? Yeah, okay,
a baseball? What you play in the baseball? Play in
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this big, big yard.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Oh, she's the blank of her class because she's wonderful
and blank of her class. By that was terrible on
my sticking it up. It is tied up five to
five with that ekey little two.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
We put on that three. So Tayter and Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Get this one.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
That's it, Scott. So I'll do my partner, try to
distract Jader.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Both of you work. It's like staring you working on me.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Kelsey one will win. Ready, go, you're.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Green with this? This means this means like you're jelly. Yep,
she said it.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I play if you want.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Remember you know we're getting my head.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Well, Scott, later now she'll be happy.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yes, she will appreciate you, Scott and uh you play
again soon there, buddy, keep working at it.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh problem than time.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
All right, my buddy appreciation Kelsey. Look at you winning
the big old Southern East Pets back. We'll get it
to you and hope.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Well, all right, thank you sir, You're.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Welcome, babe. Good morning, I got the Big Show on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Our big request for this Tuesday morning comes from Kim
Holmes from Sanford, Florida. Kim says, hey, y'all love you
show me. I requested Robert Urlkins barbecue song.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Is that cool? Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
It is, Kim, very cool, coming up next. Good morning,
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Florida requesting a song that we used to do back
No day. This isn't from Robert hurl.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Kean who was a little boy holding one or two.
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The second thing I didn't.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Joe was a player of barbecue, barbecue lies and beef
and bread, ribs and saucy and had a cold bred barbecue.
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Make someone's be.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Barbecue, Ma every matter someone everything and pan in you
you don't want to do change yourselftist mate, He's some barbecue.
Now there was once this girl.
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She treated me so mean.
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Man if my barbecue chilling my platter, clean barbecue, laes weaving.
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Bread, RISI sausage, risin sausage, risin sausage.
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That's that sausage. That's that sausage.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
That's how sausage, any feeling. And you don't know what
to change satis made.
Speaker 11 (30:39):
Therein's some barbecue.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Yeah, now, don't give me no broccoli. Piy swiss bonder
man have you don't rock me him.
Speaker 11 (31:00):
A good barbecue, barbecue last be then bad rims and sausage, brims, sausage,
that sausage.
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It's a sublim mobile message there, oh.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Everything and and you don't know what to do. Change
is same to its main He's some barbecue. Is barbecue
Bill whitbag.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Yeah a song.
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There is Mark Patterson, but not assaults.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Oh yeah one dron.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Rich Brotherton. Now do se me to heaven it Whereshian
goal comes. The Devil's got a charcoal pit and a
good fire down below the kids lines be then bred
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reads than Sousag had a cold be read bybecue Me
so sweet bybecue Me. Here about a song every feeling beauty?
You don't what the traits yourself trets some me. Let
your feet hit the street, find out good place to eat.
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Get some barbing here.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. There's
some deep thoughts on your John Boy and Billy album.
Speaker 12 (34:40):
Keyword lockdown for this with Mary Jane, and now deep
thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend, Mary Jane.
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Yo yo, Okay to the passa zoom zoom, I'm zoom Babs,
but shak a Lincoln.
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Man.
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Y'all good.
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I'm doing okay all things considered. Just been chilling out
at home thinking about stuff.
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Y'all want to hear some of it?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, y'all so cool.
Speaker 13 (35:22):
What a tough year, right, But it's not all bad.
Me and Zach have both been picking up a lot
of new skills. Zach's learning how to do photoshop and
I'm way better at holding in a sneeze at the
grocery store. Hey, and I got an idea for the
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next election. We should make the last two dudes play
are you smarter than a fifth grader? And whoever wins
gets to be president, and if they both lose, the
fifth grader gets to be president. When you get in
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an argument, the only thing worse than having a really
smart guy on the other side is having a really
dumb guy on your side. Before Facebook, people had no
idea how dumb other people are. They just thought it
was that one guy they knew.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Is that you.
Speaker 13 (36:33):
And if you like to gamble, people only calling an addiction.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
If you suck at it.
Speaker 12 (36:41):
Nobody says a word.
Speaker 13 (36:46):
No matter what ingredients you put into a smoothie and
you add a banana, it turns into a banana smovie.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Disgusting.
Speaker 13 (37:00):
Potatoes are pretty badass, though, think about it, potato potatoes.
Potato can make French fries and chips and vodka. It's
like all the other vegetables aren't even trying. Mane do
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something broccoli. I'm a lot less picky about food than
when I was a kid, and I think it's because
adults only buy stuff that they like to eat. And
if Google ever goes out of business, nobody will ever
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know why because we won't be able to google what
happened to Google? So Google ball. Hey, how come unicorns
are fake and draffes are real? Which one's more believable?
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Guys?
Speaker 13 (38:01):
A horse with a horn on its head or a
leopard camel with a forty foot neck?
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Freaking? Oh no?
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What a dog means to go out again? Let me
do one more and then I gotta go. Know how
like when you yawn, all the other people around you
start yawning too. I sure am glad that doesn't happen
with farts anyway.
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Dude, That's it for now.
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hey to Nick from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning Nick, good by,
Good morning Money.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Welcome in him mobile. One of your favorite sons had
a mobile. Kill a Bee's is gonna join us. I
think Thursday's gonna come hang out with us here in
the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
What we do. Losing bets is.
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One of my uncle's favorites.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Comedians, awesome little seen Terry his wife lately.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I gotta say if she thinks I've lost the weight
when I getting up on her.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I see he's gonna say, hitting out my wife.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh, he encourages him. All right, Nick, welcome in here, buddy.
Know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
We'll ask Tyr some questions. You agree or disagree. Get
two bells for two buses and you gotta see that. Okay, okay, well, Marshy,
talk about medical science with your hobbies. Has medical science
come up with a pill yet that claims to reduce
a man's desire for romance?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Gosh, I hope not.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, no, no, no no no, Nick.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No no, you disagree with that? And that was the
thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yes, it was developed and tested in England, mars in England. Well,
look all right, look at Nick in the bail right
on the mad.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Here we go. According to the twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Guinness Book of World Records, David and Sarah Hiller hold
the distinction of having had the longest marriage ever ever?
Were they married for eighty three years, eighty eight years
or ninety one years?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Now?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Are these actual years or are they feels lightly years?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Years?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
These are actual years, as we know the.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I thank you for the multiple choice. Eighty eight years?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
All right, big of right in the middle there, eighty
eight years is the longest marriage, Nick, agree or disagree?
I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I think there's longer.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, Wellta was right on.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It was eighty eight years, three hundred and fifty days,
to be exact.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Wow, time we're living longer.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Sara got married in eighteen o nine, Wow, and ended
with Sarah's wath in eighteen ninety.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Eight, nineteen ninety eight, eighteen.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Ninety eighteen ninety eighteen nine, eighteen o nine, eighteen ninety eight.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Moving along, nose kids.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I was just letting that sink in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Okay, I'm a failure. I get it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And they didn't have TV. Well, here we go, Nick,
gonna win it or lose it?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Right this Tata or the majority of people in jail
in America married.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Sorta, yeah, get married people in jail. No, they're not married.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
They are not married, Nick, agree or disagree.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
I'm going to agree with that.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And that was did they?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, Actually only twenty six percent of prisoners and federal
pens were married.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Sixteen percent in state prison.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Well how many got married while they were there?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And Nick, your big old motorcycle lawyers and ride prize
pack headed down the mobile buddy.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay, thank you, John boy.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And I'm this is also my first time calling all right,
So I just want to say I appreciate you guys
for everything I'll do.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
All right, Nick, we appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Well.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I digg you that again, Bye, my boy?
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Hang on?
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What about the hour top.
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Of your news right on the other side of you
report time capsulever in this August thirteenth, Hang.
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On for a line.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. Clippery cloppery, clank, clank clue.
I'm old and I hate television. In my day, we
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didn't have no five thousand channels, drec sadielite, TVO recording,
high definition, flat screen, boob tubular, brain poison, and television shows.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
We made our own entertainment.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
After a nice day of struggling to survive, we killed
something for dinner, and while it was cooking, we'd play
a game like five finger Charades, where you'd close your
eyes and grope your next to kin.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Ha.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
How about a rousing round a pin the tail on
the dumb ass where you took a real animal tail
and a tenpenny nail and tried to hammer it into
the lower spine. Have any of your stupid shirt tail
relation who were too slow to move out of the way,
Or my personal favorite name that cousin where you'd get
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Jaybird naked and greased up with bacon fat. Then you'd
go into a dark room and name the cousin you
were getting jiggy with, which was not as easy as
it sounds, since they all had so much body hair.
Hippy hop Look at me, I'm a cousin humpin' peltstroking goober,
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sticking up pork fat and carrying on the glorious Southern
tradition of inbreeding. Behold as I embraced my heritage. Yippy whippy,
zippy zoo. That's how we rolled. Sometimes we'd enjoy a
good book, so we tracked down ball Neck Philbert Haskins,
who got his name from a gigantic goiter on the
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side of his neck. He was horrible to look at,
but he was the only person in town who could
read what the Tinker's Damn? So you'd sit with your
back to him to keep from losing your lunch. And
you didn't know what what. I didn't know that he
was dyslexic, so it seemed normal when he read ape Zan.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Of the Tars.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And the Ozon of Whiz.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
And my personal favorites the sama Kutra, where he single
handedly turned twenty eight sexual positions into fifty six and
all of a sudden, you were talking like Philbert, switching
letters every which away, and you'd wander it were nearby town,
where they'd mistake you for some strange foreigner and chase
you with pitchforks and torches, and your pathetic cries of
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pa play were ignored, and you were skinned and beaten,
all because you were too stupid to learn to read. Wow, Dora,
look at me, I'm an ignorant, skinless bumpkin listening to
some swollen freak reat stories in big Latin and begging
for mercy in unintelligible gibberish. Kill us all the world
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will be a better place jibbery g And we loved it,
or we'd enjoy a sing along. We'd gather around the
church organ with Reverend Oakley Snodgrass. He had great, big
buck teeth that made him look like a brayon jackass
when he sang, and he was a miserable drunk, and
even though he thought we didn't see him, we knew
(09:22):
he was blott Oh by the time he got to
amazing grace, and the more he drank, the more entertaining
he got. Pretty soon he'd start singing the dirty songs
he learned in the Navy songs about swimming with bowlegged
women and making whoopee with them loose Filippino gals. Pretty
soon Sunday Nights sing Along became the two am show
at the Sahara. Were the dirtiest jokes you ever heard.
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Then he'd sober up until you were all going to hell.
But you didn't care, because you knew he was three
times to pervert. You can ever hope.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
To be.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Slippery? Slippery slow, look at me? I'm a doubt home,
did you Generals? I held bound him singing hate seed,
Tell me more about the Haitian hoochie, mama's past, the
pervy who needs an idiot box? We've got the Reverend
Red Fox and we liked it. We loved it. Flibberty
flu I hate television, shad Boy and Dellys.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
The television a medium so called because it is neither
rare nor well done. How about that good morning radio,
dumb right.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, coming
on back in a minute. Terry Hanson in his world
of sports. And then wordy word will be played, the
winner will be made right now.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Action.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Hello friends, you're old pelt Burn Burn here with another
appendix agitating entry of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode the sound of music. As our story opens, irritable
kaduer Frank Farfel is seeing his doctor.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Hello, mister Farfel, I'm doctor Moran.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Wait a second, Wait a second. What happened to the
last doctor? The brunette with the glasses and one boot
begger than the other. Oh you mean doctor Curry. Yeah,
she's decided to change a bit.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Why was that done? She decided to change to a
better paying career?
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
To what a stripper?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Really?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
But I'm where she's working, mister Farfale. What brings you
in today?
Speaker 8 (11:57):
Something really weird? When I put this hand on, I
hear music.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I've never heard of that before.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Here, I'll put it on. What set rolls? The nonarilla
and the roller brolers to it?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
What's rolls?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Okay? All right? I think that's probably just your imagination, sir,
remembering a song from the old days. Maybe it's not
just old songs.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
Here, I'll put it back on.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'll show you.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't
messing with a broke broke That's that is odds not
done yet. Get down, girl, go ahead, get down, Get down, girl,
go ahead, get down.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Maybe maybe maybe you just heard that on the radio.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
I don't even listen to that station. Look, I'll do
it again.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
There's no need, mister Farphel.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Let's talk about sex, baby, Let's talk about you and me.
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad
things that may be.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Let's talk about I do like that song, though, I
do like that song.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Oh, the song hasn't started yet.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
You know what, I think I may know how to
solve this problem. May I see your hat?
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Yeah, help yourself. The leaves with a hat and returns
seconds later.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
There you go. Give that a try.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Okay, here goes Hey, nothing, no music, This is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What the heck did you do?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Well? It was pretty simple, really, I just removed the band.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Cinema and how.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Saul.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Where's this doctor Crooked Jugs working? Tune in next time
when we'll hear old doctor Crooked Jugs Curry.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Good more than everybody if my big show family yours,
Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Listen news what sport's coming out.
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Hello, listen, Ricky beat Shark. Oh how about you pot lickers?
Are listened to a couple other pot liquors noted the
boy Billy on the Big Show. You know, I just
a guest star on the Playhouse and official mascot from
mister Populists the Pizza Run. That's just a tip of
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the iceberg. But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Son of a good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, I'm gonna call hands and in a mo I'll
be his palatial estate in Saint Louis, Missouri this morning,
and there's world of sports.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
We're asking all of.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Our sports guys tomorrow I'll ask pac Man, Lebron or
Stepan who should have won the MVP? But the USA
men's basketball team, now we all can't be you know,
we are kind of tilted towards Steph.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
You know, even the French announcers were were just in
all like, how is he doing that?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
You know?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Right?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
Yeah, we get to see now what they're gonna say.
They're gonna say Stephan because they know if they say
it on your show, I'm gonna get the.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, was the what the hazard things here, I think
to so anyway, so the stats, Lebron averaged fourteen point
two points, eight point five assists, six point eight rebounds,
and one point three eels and shot sixty six percent
from the field. He had a lot of slams. He
had a lot of dunks too. He was right up
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on it a lot of time, as the counts would
be high percentage. But I mean those good stats. Way,
that's that line, all right. So Steph averaged fourteen point
eight points us more than Lebron, shot fifty percent from.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
The field, which is very very good.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And especially from the way he shoes, and forty seven
point eight percent right at fifty percent on three pointers.
And you look at that gold medal game against France.
Steph was the one that put it away. That's right
when he put him to sleep yet.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Late night or hey, when he did the one shot
and started shimmy, and I told my family he better stop.
We got some more time left at shimmy, might have
to sit for a minute. Well, you know, in Lebron's defense,
Stephan had what two or three really bad games. He
didn't do much, so you know they probably looked at
that too.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So and what do you think Jaggie like a little
behind the scenes stuff. Jackie says, she thanks. Lebron might
be trying to talk Steph into going to to the Lakers.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me. It wouldn't surprise me. They
play very well together too, as you can see.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
So I might have to clap for him again, as
you would say. Fine, that's amazing that team came together
with only so many weeks to prepare to rocket.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
When you got all super stars, you know it would
be on his train. But yeah, pull yourselves together out there.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That had.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
A wake hands and up minutes. Big Show rolls on.
Good Morning, Big Show is on the radio. Here we go,
get in my bye, Saint Louis bye, go on to make.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Show to the world of sports.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Here's how you never want to see you shorts. He's
got who's gone? Who might be on show stream? Good morning?
Mister hands in? Hello guys, Hey doing, Hey buddy, awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
All right there, you're the first one of our sports
gurus that I will ask. Lebron James won the MVP
for USA men's basketball. We and I are little we're
taking it. Oh, I'm asking you should have been lebon
or Stephan.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Uh, it's that guy who was named Jackie and that
is hurry of course.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, man, all right, well me too. Everybody in here
so far there you go. All right, buddy. Oh well,
let's let's jump in here.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I heard some listeners actually got in touch with you
after last week. Googled you name. I saw you Saint
Louis Sports Hall of Fame. Watch your eleven minute interview.
Very cool man reaching out to you like that.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I really appreciate that. We appreciate you guys to talk
about that.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
All right, buddy, Well, this week gonna tell us about
the time you got a job with your beloved of
Saint Louis Cardinals and just how big that was and
you were live.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Buddy.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
I knew what I wanted to do when I was
a sophomore in high school and I wrote letters to
the general manager of the Cardinals.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Get this. Three times a year.
Speaker 10 (19:14):
I would take out a pen and print on piece
of paper a very long letter.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Three times a year.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
I would do that, and that was my dream job.
That's really what I wanted to do. I sent like
fifteen of those things. Okay, So when I was coaching,
I get a call from the guy in Bell Belle
who says Joe Cunningham, he was the player I grew
up watching.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
May want to hire somebody for a job. So Wow.
Speaker 10 (19:41):
So I called Joe and I'm nervous. He said, if
you're ever in town, stop in. Well, like two weeks later,
I said, I was on a recruiting trip.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I wasn't. So I went there and.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
I met with him, and quite frankly, it was kind
of underwhelming. It wasn't much. Fifteen minutes and he's ready
to go.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
He gets a phone call.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
He says, got it on the Cuba Missouri to bring
some tickets. So he hangs up and I said, you
want me to ride with you to Cuba? And he
went what I said, I'll ride with you. I had
three hours with him in the car.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
And I said to him, I said, look, I have
to confession to make. I'm not really here recruiting and
I came here to see you. And then I told
him about the letters I wrote to this guy what
I wanted to do. By the time I got back
to Saint Louis, I was hired.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
And I went into the business manager and he tried
to talk me out of it because it wasn't enough money,
so I got the job.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I go back to.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
Asheson ten days later, I get a call from the
general manager and Isaard Bush had put a hiring freeze
on the entire company because of the energy crisis. So
I had the job and then I didn't. But what
goes to show you was the next year in soccer
was here. We finished third in the country, and that's
(20:58):
when I got you know, I got all that stuff.
So then I'm in West Palmer Tory, walk into the
parking lot and he sees somebody in stands. He goes,
is that being divine? That's the guy I was writing.
I said, give me a minute.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I walked over there. I walked up to him.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
I said, I like to introduce myself, Terry Hanson and Setter.
He goes, I know your name, I said you do?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
He's yeah.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
He said, you're on after the Brace Games, right, I go, yeah,
but let me remind you who I am also, So
I tell him and he kind of has this look
on his face, and I went, I just.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Wanted to let you know this.
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Because you really want something badly doesn't mean you won't
be very good at it.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
So that's all pretty good.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
That is awesome man, great story, you know, and we
can learn. Man, if you have a dream but you
why might want to do in live, you can work
to make it happen.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
You wi.
Speaker 10 (21:47):
You know, Johnny is like we talk about on the air,
you know, with an emergency, when you know, when you
see something, some people say say something, I say, do something.
So I mean, I've never known a person who won
a lottery and didn't buy a ticket first, or get
a base hit who didn't pick up a bat first.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Right, that's what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Good stuff, buddy. All right, man, what we're gonna look
forward to next week?
Speaker 10 (22:12):
You know what, I got some game promo ideas I
had to have when I was a soccer. We're trying
to sell tickets a couple of unique type of promo
from promos.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I think you enjoy hearing about it.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Okay, good deal, Buddy, I kiss patting kids love you mean.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
It, buddy, Okay, Bud?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
All right, boys, damn well, let's play our game.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
We wordy word one eight hundred big show you told
free line across America. Get a couple of contestants and
play next Good morning, it's a big show.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Rolling to you Tuesday. Today's feature track from The Big Show,
Big Box Deep Thoughts with Mary Jane. Key word for
this session of thinking walk down. That's brought you by
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Speaker 1 (23:27):
Win a game, win a pack.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Let's do it now.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Everybody's head about the bed the bag of wordy you
word not a worthy word. Let's meet her contestant. Oh,
Jackie says, we got a rematch. Jockey and Jack you
both home.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Me Scott from Cleveland, Tennessee. Good morning, Scott, that's right here,
I am there, you are, all right? And Kelsey from
Hope Well, Tennessee. Good morning, Kelsey, good morning, good morning.
All right, y'all, welcome back.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Oh Jack said, yeah, in.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
A little while, since y'all played and we ended in
a double overtime time like this. Yeah, So what we're
doing is switching teams. Now it was me and Kelsey.
Now it'll be me and Scott. But the girls together there,
Tater and Kelsey. All right, y'all, okay, is that playing
all right with Kelsey? You relax? Me and Scott go
(24:20):
for the first thirty seconds. All right, Scott, are you
ready body?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yes, sir? All right?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Starting the clock now, beatles song. I wanna hold your
and yeah. Uh huh, Hey, this is what is made
out of cow hide? The blank jacket you wear leather?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, uh huh, I'll go and turn one.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's the first What throw a blank ball, not a fastball,
a blank ball curve?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yes, uh huh, do not blank me.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Get behind me, Satan, don't blank me, ash No, you can't.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I kind of gut that was that?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh, Satan, don't pass me. I love racing him. What
you have you get behind idea? And he pushed me
right in there?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Ah right? What will we end up with a three
on the board? Good work?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Okay, Kelsey and Tater round one? You read at Kelcey, Yeah,
and go.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
I'm on a diet. Don't blank me with that chocolate cake?
Speaker 9 (25:27):
Kept me Yep.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
This is what you do at nights. You put your
head on the pillow and go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
You see a falling star and you make a what wish?
A dog wears this necklace around its neck. It's called
a collar. A wedding gown is also called a what
you can wear. Ladies wear them all the time, Chris. Yes,
this is a blank and arrow broken.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh, right over the boser.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
But yo, ladies put a five on the board to
take the lead by two. All right, then, Scott, let's
see what we can do for round two. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (26:07):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
That's tired, alright, picking up on that last one? Ready,
go a blank and arrow? Uh no, no, you you
hunt with it? Oh, helpen hey cross? Blank is another kind? Yeah, okay,
a baseball? What you play in the baseball? Play in
(26:32):
this big, big yard.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Oh, she's the blank of her class because she's wonderful
and blank of her class. By that was terrible on
my sticking it up. It is tied up five to
five with that ekey little two.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
We put on that three. So Tayter and Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Get this one.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
That's it, Scott. So I'll do my partner, try to
distract Jader.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Both of you work. It's like staring you working on me.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Kelsey one will win. Ready, go, you're.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Green with this? This means this means like you're jelly. Yep,
she said it.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I play if you want.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Remember you know we're getting my head.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Well, Scott, later now she'll be happy.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yes, she will appreciate you, Scott and uh you play
again soon there, buddy, keep working at it.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh problem than time.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
All right, my buddy appreciation Kelsey. Look at you winning
the big old Southern East Pets back. We'll get it
to you and hope.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Well, all right, thank you sir, You're.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Welcome, babe. Good morning, I got the Big Show on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Our big request for this Tuesday morning comes from Kim
Holmes from Sanford, Florida. Kim says, hey, y'all love you
show me. I requested Robert Urlkins barbecue song.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Is that cool? Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
It is, Kim, very cool, coming up next. Good morning,
(28:34):
Big Shows on the radio. Something you'd like to hear
about this time Monday through Friday. Hit us up at
the Big Show dot Com and the mail bag, or
you go to the John Moorebilly Facebook page. Kim home, Sandford,
Florida requesting a song that we used to do back
No day. This isn't from Robert hurl.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Kean who was a little boy holding one or two.
(29:19):
The second thing I didn't.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Joe was a player of barbecue, barbecue lies and beef
and bread, ribs and saucy and had a cold bred barbecue.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Make someone's be.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Barbecue, Ma every matter someone everything and pan in you
you don't want to do change yourselftist mate, He's some barbecue.
Now there was once this girl.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
She treated me so mean.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Man if my barbecue chilling my platter, clean barbecue, laes weaving.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Bread, RISI sausage, risin sausage, risin sausage.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
That's that sausage. That's that sausage.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
That's how sausage, any feeling. And you don't know what
to change satis made.
Speaker 11 (30:39):
Therein's some barbecue.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Yeah, now, don't give me no broccoli. Piy swiss bonder
man have you don't rock me him.
Speaker 11 (31:00):
A good barbecue, barbecue last be then bad rims and sausage, brims, sausage,
that sausage.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
It's a sublim mobile message there, oh.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Everything and and you don't know what to do. Change
is same to its main He's some barbecue. Is barbecue
Bill whitbag.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Yeah a song.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
There is Mark Patterson, but not assaults.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Oh yeah one dron.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Rich Brotherton. Now do se me to heaven it Whereshian
goal comes. The Devil's got a charcoal pit and a
good fire down below the kids lines be then bred
(33:28):
reads than Sousag had a cold be read bybecue Me
so sweet bybecue Me. Here about a song every feeling beauty?
You don't what the traits yourself trets some me. Let
your feet hit the street, find out good place to eat.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Get some barbing here.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. There's
some deep thoughts on your John Boy and Billy album.
Speaker 12 (34:40):
Keyword lockdown for this with Mary Jane, and now deep
thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend, Mary Jane.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yo yo, Okay to the passa zoom zoom, I'm zoom Babs,
but shak a Lincoln.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Man.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
Y'all good.
Speaker 13 (35:08):
I'm doing okay all things considered. Just been chilling out
at home thinking about stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Y'all want to hear some of it?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, y'all so cool.
Speaker 13 (35:22):
What a tough year, right, But it's not all bad.
Me and Zach have both been picking up a lot
of new skills. Zach's learning how to do photoshop and
I'm way better at holding in a sneeze at the
grocery store. Hey, and I got an idea for the
(35:43):
next election. We should make the last two dudes play
are you smarter than a fifth grader? And whoever wins
gets to be president, and if they both lose, the
fifth grader gets to be president. When you get in
(36:05):
an argument, the only thing worse than having a really
smart guy on the other side is having a really
dumb guy on your side. Before Facebook, people had no
idea how dumb other people are. They just thought it
was that one guy they knew.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Is that you.
Speaker 13 (36:33):
And if you like to gamble, people only calling an addiction.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
If you suck at it.
Speaker 12 (36:41):
Nobody says a word.
Speaker 13 (36:46):
No matter what ingredients you put into a smoothie and
you add a banana, it turns into a banana smovie.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Disgusting.
Speaker 13 (37:00):
Potatoes are pretty badass, though, think about it, potato potatoes.
Potato can make French fries and chips and vodka. It's
like all the other vegetables aren't even trying. Mane do
(37:21):
something broccoli. I'm a lot less picky about food than
when I was a kid, and I think it's because
adults only buy stuff that they like to eat. And
if Google ever goes out of business, nobody will ever
(37:42):
know why because we won't be able to google what
happened to Google? So Google ball. Hey, how come unicorns
are fake and draffes are real? Which one's more believable?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Guys?
Speaker 13 (38:01):
A horse with a horn on its head or a
leopard camel with a forty foot neck?
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Freaking? Oh no?
Speaker 13 (38:14):
What a dog means to go out again? Let me
do one more and then I gotta go. Know how
like when you yawn, all the other people around you
start yawning too. I sure am glad that doesn't happen
with farts anyway.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Dude, That's it for now.
Speaker 13 (38:45):
Ya'll keep brocking and I'll keep thinking later, my dudes.
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