January 17, 2025 • 44 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got your usual Friday Favorites, like “Happy Boy” and “Bang On The Drum” plus a few surprises.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have the Sharpes in a new script entitled, “Hot Buttered Toast”.. - and Tom Sorensen recaps all of the weeks NFL games - and predicts the winners for the week moving forward…
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
All right task, Hey man, this is Tommy Chong.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Whenever I want to get high, I don't say no.
I just listened to John Boy and Billy who wrote this.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Task.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
God doo doo up and out on It is Friday,
January seventeenth, twenty twenty five, and you got a big
show on the radio. Was lapping to be here? Yeah,
all right that day?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So happy, I'm dropping stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Leave a trail you find your way back out here?
Well he was up it this January seventeenth, this National
Classy Day, stayed classy?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What we think of it? I might have to watch
Anchorman again, but.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
You just stayed classy. What was his sign off today?
That ron bergend you had?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
He would say, you stay classy, san Diego, And I
forget what hers was.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I wanted to Yeah, wellgo you find that out all right.
It's a go bleep yourself, san Diego. Hey, good job today,
guys got good all right?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I thought they went. Brother, Well, I love that.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Not only will he read anything you put in front
of him, that y'all make fun of me of having
the same deflection, but like you, doesn't even know what
he said after he says the same deflection.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Don't do that. Okay. It was the wrong word.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Okay, but I ain't got time to think about the
right word.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'm mad, living man, yeah man, Okay, I'm just trying
to follow along. Well, you're not helping.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Okay, Taylor, have you found out what she said?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You're stolen high?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh god?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
All right, well we're word with that. I'll go ahead
tell you the first prize pack we're gonna play for
in a couple of minutes. One hundred and twenty dollars
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as wide truck drivers look good, keeping America moving. You
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have time. Yeah, you got time today. We'll break and
come back here and get your legs up for outbursts.
All right, Okay, we're wake Big Show.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Don't don't talk to me. Just keep that. I'm sorry
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Good morning, I got a big show on the radio.
Still got that one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not staring us in the face. Ready to find
the home. Let's do our three days in History We'll
get our categories to play out. Birds all right, I
had a little computer fail over there. If you got
it back up yet, baby, we'se Ron Burgundy state classy, she.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Says, yeah, wow.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Let me let me get out three days in history here.
It was nineteen eighty three, America's first space pioneer and
a member of the Space Hall of Fame, pass at
the age of twenty six. His name was Ham and
he was a chimpanzee. How about that run in nineteen
ninety near Alvin, Texas, eighteen year old Andrea Guerrero found
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a man slumped over the wheel of his truck, administered
CPR and saved his life. She was returning home from
a CPR certification exam, which she flunked.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That, Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Then finally on the State ninety nine, somebody climbed the
water tower and Agro, Kansas and painted a V and
an I in front of the town's name. Worked that
out in your head, yep, why Agro.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Get it? Uh huh? All right, well there's our three categories.
He look take that. I found it all right, right,
so say it to me.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Ron Burgundy says, you stayed classy, San diego.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
And thanks for stopping by, And then you say, but
mainly mainly stayed classy. Oh gay, all of that I
hurt my brain for and thanks for stopping bond. That
was it was. It was why we didn't remember.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Why I don't know something?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You should ask me fifteen years ago I would have
remembered that like nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, we're moving on.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Say now, we didn't miss much. All right, Now, let's
open up the lines and play some ount versus all
coming together one eight hundred big show your toe free line.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
We'll play a thanks for stopping by.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
We'll good. Friday mornings, January the seventeenth. Let's look at
our feature track on The Big Show mid Box. The
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I remember the check it out the Big Box, the
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Upburst.
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Let's play Upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win, John Boys, Oh really,
give the prizes from the big.
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Prize be let's go contest the number one. This should
be a lot of fun in your playing Upers. Have
them Mary up and guess time you love the best
time you love a big shots.
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Let's say hey to Steve from shirt tell us say.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
We have shots.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
What Good morning Steve, Good morning, Big show crew. How
y'all doing, Hey man, we're awesome, welcome in here. All right,
well Steven, let's get you through these three categories and
get the bull snot on the way.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
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I think that would be a great idea.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Well then five seconds started off by giving us three
kinds of hams.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Ready go, alright, country lunch and honey.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
All right, honey, yeah, I'm very bad you go gun.
Just said it, Honey, I like a honey.
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Okay, here we go. I'm getting hunger again.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Uh.
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We need three types of exams ready to go?
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How about an exam physical and driving?
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Had a boy, Steve one more for to win? Three
things that hold water?
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Ready go, a bottom, a tower, and a tank.
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There is Steve.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Running this ball snart first name this morning, Stay will
get it to you.
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Buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
You hang for Jaggie, Hope you have a great rest
of your day.
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Thank you and y'all too.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Now all right, buddy, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
We're gonna catch you up on your news.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Were gonna call all happy boys. Were gonna call our rebbi.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That is we are movie reviewer.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Is that twenty minute good morning, big shows on the radio.
(08:34):
We'll celebrate Fridays starting off early.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says, I have my week. Imma
have to be Boyama hap to be boy. Oh we
did good when things are going here? We hey, Hey,
my little box spot got hit by car ubb a
hubbub a Hubbo but his guns in the box and
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put him in a drawer. Hub i'ma have be boy.
I'ma have me boy oh in and good when things
are going here? We hey hey, oh for god, all
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about it for a month and a half. Hubbub ubb
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh hubbub
because i'ma have to be Boyma have me boy oh
in a good when things are going here?
Speaker 11 (09:45):
We hey, hey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
It's a big show on the radio. Well, it seems
like every year Hollywood releases a movie at Christmas. They're
really it in a Christmas movie. And I think our
man in a Cheap Seats saw it. So let's find
out together. Please welcome back our resident film critic, Rabbi
Myron Bergstein. Hello, Rabbi shallow me homies.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
What happening? Happy New Years? Oh? Shut up with that
fifth It's time to let that car go. And before
you start going around that right happy, you better make
sure that they are.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Oh, I guess you didn't exactly have a happy holiday.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I did not family, family, family, every day. I looked
I needed a break. So I was checking out the
movies on Christmas Day, or as we Jews call it, Wednesday,
and I see an ad for this picture called nose
Fot nose fart, I know, right, So I'm thinking, look,
this is perfect. It's a funny movie about some guy
(11:15):
that foster his nose that's small like in Hollywood. So
I put my heavy woolf coat on over my other
heavy wolf coat, and I go to the cinema and
and I'll tell you, and there wasn't a nosepot anywhere
the picture. It was a monster movie.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Nos ferratu e nos feratu. It's an archaic Romanian word
for vampire, potentially derived from nos fariitu, meaning the offensive one.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Okay, who the hell are you? The real John Boy
only knows words like booger and are you gonna eat that?
I guess they don't say it's true never judge a
hick by his cover. How was it? How was it?
That's scary as hell as Harvey was Hellsten, I'm not
(12:09):
a big fan of scary stuff. Seeing my wife naked
is even too much for him. What about the vampire?
Ooh yesh, count Orlock, what a creep the voice part.
You get to see him naked, get to like it's
some privilege. It's not pretty. Not to be critical, but
it's a good thing. He's got this, this whole vampire
gig to fall back on because his schmekeel was nothing
(12:30):
right home about. I've seen bigger junk on a dormouse.
I was acting. Everybody was fantastic. That skinny guy who's
playing Lex Luga in the New Super Guy picture, isn't it?
But the real scene stealer is the guy that played
the vampire, played by that lazy eye maniac Bill Mooey
(12:52):
Bill scars Guard.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Count Orlock is played by Bill scars Guard.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I thought that was the private in the ugly sweaters.
That's Bill calls me. I thought that was the guy
you never wanted to see angry because he turned green
and rip out of his clothes except his pants for
some reason. That's Bill Bakesby. I thought that was the
TV scientist that don't know crap about science. That's Bill not.
(13:21):
I thought that was the rich guy who tried to
kill everyone with his phony bologne vaccine. That's Bill Gates.
I thought that was the football guy who never smiles
and only uses one syllable words. That's Bill Belichick. I
thought that was the sex miniac with the ugly wife
(13:42):
and the sketchy cigar human doing. That's Bill Clinton. So
who the hell am I thinking of Bill Scar's guard.
He went from America's dad to neighborhood creep in two
point five roopies. So what do you think I've been
the guys in prison like this pop the movie, Oh
(14:05):
you go to Hell? Listen, I'll tell you what. As
a comedy, I give nose fought zero yamakas. But there's
a nail biting, pants wedding, hot pounding skid mark causing
horror flick. I gave it five yamakas. Now this movie
is right to look. Now, this might not be your
cup of tea, So stay home, go watch that Bobby
(14:30):
Doll movie for the tenth time your pannyways. Trust me,
no one cares least of all, your friends are probably
sinking to death that you telling them how you'd make
a movie. Here's a tip, go do it. Then you're
smart as you take your whole Timmy to calm down,
and if you take your so smart, if you were smart,
you wouldn't be living in mommy's basement crying about losing
(14:51):
some video game and spending your rent money to get
your man bun frosted. Your lousy bastard. You you, you are
what's wrong with this world. You have the reason society
isn't a dizzy. You're throwing dip one got a job
and got a life. But all good things in time.
God bless and comember. Go see a mad mae.
Speaker 12 (15:14):
It's cheap.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't read this,
all right, sir, i'll read it. Good morning.
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This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
master Boy gets up and gets to work on time,
so when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sir, I
(15:47):
feel so humann that's.
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A big shaw on the radio.
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Whiler this week had an adventure. We Cadbury going gain
he hunting. You want to get in the swamps when
the gold weather? It worked out far and now here
is a Friday morning.
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Song that is hit it order order, Nigel Cadbury, would
you please approach the bench of course, your honor mister Cadbury,
you have been charged with battery, disorderly conduct and destruction
of public property.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
This is not your first apparents before this court. Suh,
this leaves hag. He had a character for you. Now
what do you have to say for yourself? Well? Perhaps
this will enlighten you, sir. As I stand on the
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deck at a boger branch ranch, I take an long,
deep breath of the manure. Stand how to wind up here?
Did something go wrong? Let me fill you in with
this rap song. Now, I've never served a man who
more deserved it. He treats me like family. You know
that's unheard of. To serve and protect is my chosen
way of life. That goes for his friends, his kids,
(17:37):
and his wife. I'm always on call because I have
to be. Some days I don't even have time to
pee fool I can't say every second he's a total
joy until I kicked someone's ass.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Who's messing with.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
John Boy.
Speaker 15 (17:52):
His life living in a butler par and dies heep
living his whole life living in a Butler's paradise.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
My life's a situation of my own creation. Believe me,
Country life was not my chosen destination. But I'm here,
and I'm playing for the Hick team. I'm just down
with living the Hooderville dream. I'm a Rhodes scholar jet
with an educated mind, cadhere to the States to see
what I could find. I'm a straight Jedi, master of
the butlering art. No just the right incense to cover parts.
(18:26):
I make Chateaubrion or Brunswick stew. I can fold fitted sheets,
and when I'm through, I'll clean and dress two dozen
different species and shovel to beat a feaces.
Speaker 16 (18:38):
Tell me how the hell is he? So swell waity
hay and foot on net be dumb bells.
Speaker 15 (18:52):
Here's life living in the Butler's paradise. Kid living his
whole life living in the Butler's paradise.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
It's not about the money, it's not about the power.
It's about reminding sir, he should probably take a shower.
It's living to your word and taking a stamp. Sometime
it gets ugly and you gotta throw hands. They say
it's not consistent with the butler away. But I'll take
this way of life. I have any damn day, of course.
I like to drink, I like to fight. I like
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the skinny dip with country girls in the moonlight.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
Then spending off my life living in the Butler's Paradise.
A bottle of break sun ice, living in the Butler's Paradise,
stay for breakfast nineteenth nice, living in the Butler's Paradise.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Don't have to ask me twice?
Speaker 15 (19:47):
Living in the Butler's paradi Help me?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Is he so swell?
Speaker 16 (19:56):
Waiting?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Hay and fun on that big dumb bell?
Speaker 8 (20:02):
Just hell?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Can he not tell.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
It's but noor?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But John Boy?
Speaker 8 (20:13):
He sells?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Okay, I get it. Case dismissed, many thanks your honor. Now,
mister Turner, why are you here? I just paying some
pocking ticket johnna ha.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, morning, big shows on the radio, and our man
Bill Silver standing by.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Don't you move?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Let me tell you we will play John Boy Jepardy
in just a couple of minutes for a hard cover
copy of James Gregory's autobiography, A Bushel of Beans and
a Peck of Tomatoes, The Life and Time so the
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by James. There are limited qualities available now at Funniestman
dot Com or wherever books are sold. Hang on, We'll
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play for a ten minutes. Right now, Let's turn it
over the Bill.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Hello and welcome, seekers of mockery and derision. It's me Bill.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Silver's with another totally pointless but relentlessly cruel Top ten list.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh Bill, why do you always pick on the Democrats?
Point taken?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Believe it or not, there are other groups that deserve
an equally sharp swift kicking the Bunglestein, For example, Hollywood, Tinseltown,
the Dream Factory, the pedo paradise where morality is illegal
and p Diddy and Harvey Weinstein are solid citizens. Ah Hollywood,
the creativity of the past has flown the coop long ago.
Hollywood has become the destroyer of cherished properties like Snow
(21:51):
White and Star Wars, and even turned Winnie the Poo
into a serial killer. It's all pitiful reboots and remakes
when no one buys a ticket. They sexism, racism, and
a dozen other isms instead of themselves. Behold Hollywood's latest
big idea for a film franchise.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Are you ready the view Master? That's right.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
The toy you had is a child where you could
look at dinosaurs, cartoons, the Seven Wonders of the World.
But how do you make a movie out of that?
I mean, I get Gi Joe, Hot Wheels, Barbie. But
view Master, what next? I'm glad you ask from the
home office. In Joy Behar's edible pandy drawer.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Underneath the specscript for Hungry Hungry Hippos comes today's top
ten list, The top ten new movies from Hollywood based
on inanimate objects. Number ten This summer, It's getting hot
in here rectal Thermometer the movie.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Number nine. Is it FI do or FI don't? We'll
all find out together In Rubbered Dog Crap.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Number eight. Have You Got the Guts? This Fall? Operation
the movie?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Number seven This year Smoking Causes Diabetes? Candy cigarettes number
six not Silent, still Deadly Whoopy Cushion Part one, Number
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five This Christmas, Get Ready for a Real Jingle Bell
Rock ped Rock rated R for rock. Number four Pure
NonStop Action that tastes like chalk pez the movie number
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three in a season You won't need the missiletoe preparation
h pucker up?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Number two? Do you have what it takes to get
it in?
Speaker 4 (24:13):
The hole?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Corn Hole?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Rate it in? And the number one no movie from
Hollywood based on an inanimate object, Joe Biden. You know
the thing?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
There's nobody I'll hey yo.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Let's play John Boy Jepardy review Thursday's question. We found out,
according to the experts, this is the single most dangerous
drive through item to have in your car.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
And it's a hot coffee.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yeah, that coffee is hot. Two key. Today's John Boy Jeffery.
After the Civil War, people who became addicted to this
drug were said to have soldiers disease.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh, what's a hot rum? Toddy? Hot rum?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Toddie, No surprising? What's your God? One ain't under a
big show? You told free line. We played John Boy
Jepardy Next, Good Morning. It's a big show on the
(25:44):
radio for you Friday. Today's feature track for The Big
Show bed Box The Crocodile Stalkers Child Development Center. There's
McGee Words Development Center right at the bed Box app
The Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
There right now, let's play yees live across America.
Speaker 17 (26:02):
It's John Boy and now a man who recently noticed
his ability to remember the lyrics and classic rock songs
far exceeds his ability to remember why he walked into
the kitchen. He's John Boy, and.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
That as I had.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Brandon out of Timberville, Virginia. Good morning, Brandon, Good morning,
John boyd hell o, buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Well let's go, Brandon.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
You got first shot at John Boyjeopardy this morning. After
the Civil War, people who became addicted to this drug
were said to have soldiers disease.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
What are opioids pain deals?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
You're going with the opie oid deal?
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Alright, well, let's see. I don't think they were there.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Now you'll see.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Okay, we'll see when we're gonna win. All right, Well, Brandon,
we appreciate you playing, buddy. Hope you have a great weekend.
Speaker 9 (27:05):
Yes, sorry, Can I give a shout.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Out John Boy? Of course you can.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
I'd like to give a shout out to the President elect,
mister Donald John.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Trump about not coming from Brandon. See that means something.
We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great day. Let's
go down to Wreck and Mobile Alabama.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Heyrick.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Hey, John Boy, how you doing this morning man?
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Just awesome? Ass can be my boy? So, uh now
you're shot at John boyd Jeopardy. So what you're thinking, Bud.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
Well, I mean, I wasn't alive, man, But yeah, it
seems like when you watch old movies about Sibyl War
and that kind of thing. I think the most prominent
thing that they used was morphine.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
All right, well, let's see if if you've got this
figured out, show us morphine.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
I said, I.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Always thinking about like World War two stuff like that,
but Civil War. So let me say what you got here.
After the war ended in eighteen sixty five, addiction the
morphine was rampant in the US. So theyar Pharmaceutical introduce
an alternative drug, which they marketed as a non addictive
substitute the morphine.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Oh here it is.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Unfortunately that drug was heroin. Yeah, and then the opioids
come because that is a opioid, right.
Speaker 17 (28:31):
That's yeah, Morphine is technically an opioids in the opioid family,
but heroin is a much more addictive.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
And that's what's happening is that is that people can't
get the prescription of it. Anymore for morphine, and now
they're using heroin because they meet that on the.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Strug and then that's when that fentinel comes in and
all that stuff where they just touch.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Over to kill you man. I mean that's terrible. So
either way, Rick, alright, Bundy, back to you man.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
You got that hardcover James Autobiography. Bushel of beans and
a peck of tomatoes. By the way, that's what they
paid the doctor after James was born on the kitchen table.
I James greg was born on the kitchen table. I
can't believe he didn't. I didn't know that about it.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, perfect, like yeah, threw in the tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah he was a baby. Oh yes, sorry, you go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 9 (29:32):
I want to say how to my loving beautiful wife Mary.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Oh Man Man, your husband is a winner.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I don't care what there's that.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
By a minute hour top of your news, we got
on the side about.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Time usn't bang on the drummers Friday morning, what.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio and all.
We're so proud of Sherman Pratt, the big show. Brad.
He is growing up and out and he can flat play.
He's in the banjib mother Mary, and you can catch
them Sunday, January twenty six if you're around Fanville, North Carolina.
W right down the road and done at the birds
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Nest Listening Room. Done, North Carolina, Sunday, January twenty sixth
take us available at birds Nest done dot com. But
we all decide about head into the weekend. That's it.
Speaker 15 (31:06):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work. That's when sure, don't fix your
fistil It's one hundred.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
And six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 8 (31:23):
Hit it. I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I hate work. I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 16 (31:42):
Okay, I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
This dude, Monday.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
She's going.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
What work work work work, work, work work work?
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Man? What are we gonna do? Man?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 16 (32:38):
We do have a light.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I mean, do you do anything with liked this freepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
Right work work work work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 16 (32:55):
Yeah, weekend Sturday Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 15 (32:58):
Work, the time when you go out looking for happiness
and end the punch door somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Pal It's a brave man party.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
All ideas will taste you as cool.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
Buzz I'm fine, Oh no, I am.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
I have to say.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
I'm having chest page.
Speaker 8 (34:11):
Work work what what what?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
What?
Speaker 8 (34:13):
What's what's work? I hate work? I hate work.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I hate work.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Essen Studios.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, morning makes Jim's on the radio for a start.
Let me mind you right quick?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Killing bees playing in Winterville, Georgia tonight of the Marigold Auditorium,
Bards and Culture. Winter will Georgie gotten killed her Tomorrow
night up at Abbeyville, South Carolina at the Abbyville Opera House,
And next Friday he'll be hitting Cornelia's North Carolina put
outside of Charlotte of the Canes Center for the Yards.
Already already all rather's do it action.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Hello friends, your old help birdburn Here with another naval
bulging edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
Hot buttered toast. As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp
is eating breakfast with his wife Lucy in Dothan, Alabama. Lucy,
this corn beef hash is perfect. Got that crispy rynd
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on it that I like like a seventy year old
woman in a tanner.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Bed man Eddie whatever. Tell you you really got away
with words?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's all part of the sharp look.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Is this the same luck that made you two foot.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Six two foot six of the half? And I don't
hear you complain too much when you kick the remote
under the coffee table in out one grab You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, I'll give you that wood. But luck seems to
give you the middle finger more often than not.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Lucy, you are dining with Dothan's mostly a loved fast
food mascot, the jewel in the crown of the rot top,
the populist empire, the very face of fast casual dining.
In a greater Dothan area, no one ever talks about
pimple pete over at Greasy Gary's. I tell you noven
not a mention of Fanny feathers of kluck bucket fried
(36:49):
chicken fame. I am a boy god legend in this area.
And that takes pluck, determination.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
And l u c k.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Thank you very much there and with the lesson, Now
get your culture alike. Hot his toast? Sure here, Oh,
I dropped it. I had no problem. See it landed
butter side up.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You know you might be onto something with that luck
thig at less three times a day, I drop your toast,
hopeing it lands butter side down.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Mama was right, you are a spiteful heifer.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
But to continue, but every time I drop my toast,
it lands butter side down.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, that's got nothing.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
To do with luck. Well, what is it?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Then?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
You're buttering the wrong side?
Speaker 4 (37:45):
And how.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. And
for dessert, I'll have some hot buttered cleavage.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Look, I dropped it again.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Tune in next time and we'll hear pimple Pete's dermatologists saying, hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar. It's a big
show on your radio.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Good day.
Speaker 12 (38:15):
You're old pal Stevie, no, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio. Hey,
what's this wire for?
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Good Morning? It's a big show on the radio coming
up in one hour. It'll be John Boy's one of
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one more time, we got one more day for Christmas
time before the election, a Christmas special on MSNBC. I
thought you just might enjoy this looking back.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Okay, roll there.
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And now back to the MSNBC completely secular, non holiday
holiday special.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
How the Trump stold Christmas.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
You're a mean one, mister tru when you go on
the attack, and according to the polling, you're the lead
dog in the pack. Mister dog, you're the top banana.
And that's really wad. You're quite goofy, mister Trump and
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your fall of goody plans. You say you'll build the
giant wall to keep out Mexicans, mister dog, no wonder.
You're the king of Facebook with ten million fans. You're
a cowboy, mister Trump. You're politically incorrect when you lead
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with your opinions, they're there are no facts to be checked,
mister Trump. Your hair is like a lumin onion an
out back steakhouse, and what the had You're a shock jock,
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mister Trump. You're crazy like a fox, and you change
your wives more often than most people change their socks.
Mister Trump, your political opinions are louder than a bear
of orange cross. You're inexperienced, mister Trump. What it comes
(43:00):
us to God and men? It's not clear you have
the resume to be the president, mister trumb Given the
unpopularity of Hillary Clinton, even among some hardcore Democrats, your
status as the oh no, not that good candidates should
make her see you. As Heaven said, You're allowed one,
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mister Trump. You're the human son bood. You suck every
breath of oxygens on each and every room. Mister Trump.
The three words that best describe you are as follows
and I quote big mouth.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Good.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Well, well, all right, all right, guess.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
Why Well let's play I beat the Blonde for the bird, tea,
counted peanuts, fries back one ain, don't it? Make sure
you told free line? Get a contestant. Play next,
All right task, Hey man, this is Tommy Chong.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Whenever I want to get high, I don't say no.
I just listened to John Boy and Billy who wrote this.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Task.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
God doo doo up and out on It is Friday,
January seventeenth, twenty twenty five, and you got a big
show on the radio. Was lapping to be here? Yeah,
all right that day?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So happy, I'm dropping stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Leave a trail you find your way back out here?
Well he was up it this January seventeenth, this National
Classy Day, stayed classy?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What we think of it? I might have to watch
Anchorman again, but.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
You just stayed classy. What was his sign off today?
That ron bergend you had?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
He would say, you stay classy, san Diego, And I
forget what hers was.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I wanted to Yeah, wellgo you find that out all right.
It's a go bleep yourself, san Diego. Hey, good job today,
guys got good all right?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I thought they went. Brother, Well, I love that.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Not only will he read anything you put in front
of him, that y'all make fun of me of having
the same deflection, but like you, doesn't even know what
he said after he says the same deflection.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Don't do that. Okay. It was the wrong word.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Okay, but I ain't got time to think about the
right word.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'm mad, living man, yeah man, Okay, I'm just trying
to follow along. Well, you're not helping.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Okay, Taylor, have you found out what she said?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You're stolen high?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh god?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
All right, well we're word with that. I'll go ahead
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have time. Yeah, you got time today. We'll break and
come back here and get your legs up for outbursts.
All right, Okay, we're wake Big Show.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Don't don't talk to me. Just keep that. I'm sorry
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Good morning, I got a big show on the radio.
Still got that one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not staring us in the face. Ready to find
the home. Let's do our three days in History We'll
get our categories to play out. Birds all right, I
had a little computer fail over there. If you got
it back up yet, baby, we'se Ron Burgundy state classy, she.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Says, yeah, wow.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Let me let me get out three days in history here.
It was nineteen eighty three, America's first space pioneer and
a member of the Space Hall of Fame, pass at
the age of twenty six. His name was Ham and
he was a chimpanzee. How about that run in nineteen
ninety near Alvin, Texas, eighteen year old Andrea Guerrero found
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a man slumped over the wheel of his truck, administered
CPR and saved his life. She was returning home from
a CPR certification exam, which she flunked.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That, Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Then finally on the State ninety nine, somebody climbed the
water tower and Agro, Kansas and painted a V and
an I in front of the town's name. Worked that
out in your head, yep, why Agro.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Get it? Uh huh? All right, well there's our three categories.
He look take that. I found it all right, right,
so say it to me.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Ron Burgundy says, you stayed classy, San diego.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
And thanks for stopping by, And then you say, but
mainly mainly stayed classy. Oh gay, all of that I
hurt my brain for and thanks for stopping bond. That
was it was. It was why we didn't remember.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Why I don't know something?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You should ask me fifteen years ago I would have
remembered that like nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, we're moving on.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Say now, we didn't miss much. All right, Now, let's
open up the lines and play some ount versus all
coming together one eight hundred big show your toe free line.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
We'll play a thanks for stopping by.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
We'll good. Friday mornings, January the seventeenth. Let's look at
our feature track on The Big Show mid Box. The
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I remember the check it out the Big Box, the
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Speaker 2 (05:48):
Upburst.
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Let's play Upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win, John Boys, Oh really,
give the prizes from the big.
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Prize be let's go contest the number one. This should
be a lot of fun in your playing Upers. Have
them Mary up and guess time you love the best
time you love a big shots.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Let's say hey to Steve from shirt tell us say.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
We have shots.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
What Good morning Steve, Good morning, Big show crew. How
y'all doing, Hey man, we're awesome, welcome in here. All right,
well Steven, let's get you through these three categories and
get the bull snot on the way.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
What do you say?
Speaker 9 (06:43):
I think that would be a great idea.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Well then five seconds started off by giving us three
kinds of hams.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Ready go, alright, country lunch and honey.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
All right, honey, yeah, I'm very bad you go gun.
Just said it, Honey, I like a honey.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Okay, here we go. I'm getting hunger again.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
We need three types of exams ready to go?
Speaker 10 (07:10):
How about an exam physical and driving?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Had a boy, Steve one more for to win? Three
things that hold water?
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Ready go, a bottom, a tower, and a tank.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
There is Steve.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Running this ball snart first name this morning, Stay will
get it to you.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
You hang for Jaggie, Hope you have a great rest
of your day.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
Thank you and y'all too.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Now all right, buddy, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
We're gonna catch you up on your news.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Were gonna call all happy boys. Were gonna call our rebbi.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That is we are movie reviewer.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Is that twenty minute good morning, big shows on the radio.
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We'll celebrate Fridays starting off early.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says, I have my week. Imma
have to be Boyama hap to be boy. Oh we
did good when things are going here? We hey, Hey,
my little box spot got hit by car ubb a
hubbub a Hubbo but his guns in the box and
(09:06):
put him in a drawer. Hub i'ma have be boy.
I'ma have me boy oh in and good when things
are going here? We hey hey, oh for god, all
(09:32):
about it for a month and a half. Hubbub ubb
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh hubbub
because i'ma have to be Boyma have me boy oh
in a good when things are going here?
Speaker 11 (09:45):
We hey, hey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
It's a big show on the radio. Well, it seems
like every year Hollywood releases a movie at Christmas. They're
really it in a Christmas movie. And I think our
man in a Cheap Seats saw it. So let's find
out together. Please welcome back our resident film critic, Rabbi
Myron Bergstein. Hello, Rabbi shallow me homies.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
What happening? Happy New Years? Oh? Shut up with that
fifth It's time to let that car go. And before
you start going around that right happy, you better make
sure that they are.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Oh, I guess you didn't exactly have a happy holiday.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I did not family, family, family, every day. I looked
I needed a break. So I was checking out the
movies on Christmas Day, or as we Jews call it, Wednesday,
and I see an ad for this picture called nose
Fot nose fart, I know, right, So I'm thinking, look,
this is perfect. It's a funny movie about some guy
(11:15):
that foster his nose that's small like in Hollywood. So
I put my heavy woolf coat on over my other
heavy wolf coat, and I go to the cinema and
and I'll tell you, and there wasn't a nosepot anywhere
the picture. It was a monster movie.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Nos ferratu e nos feratu. It's an archaic Romanian word
for vampire, potentially derived from nos fariitu, meaning the offensive one.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Okay, who the hell are you? The real John Boy
only knows words like booger and are you gonna eat that?
I guess they don't say it's true never judge a
hick by his cover. How was it? How was it?
That's scary as hell as Harvey was Hellsten, I'm not
(12:09):
a big fan of scary stuff. Seeing my wife naked
is even too much for him. What about the vampire?
Ooh yesh, count Orlock, what a creep the voice part.
You get to see him naked, get to like it's
some privilege. It's not pretty. Not to be critical, but
it's a good thing. He's got this, this whole vampire
gig to fall back on because his schmekeel was nothing
(12:30):
right home about. I've seen bigger junk on a dormouse.
I was acting. Everybody was fantastic. That skinny guy who's
playing Lex Luga in the New Super Guy picture, isn't it?
But the real scene stealer is the guy that played
the vampire, played by that lazy eye maniac Bill Mooey
(12:52):
Bill scars Guard.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Count Orlock is played by Bill scars Guard.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I thought that was the private in the ugly sweaters.
That's Bill calls me. I thought that was the guy
you never wanted to see angry because he turned green
and rip out of his clothes except his pants for
some reason. That's Bill Bakesby. I thought that was the
TV scientist that don't know crap about science. That's Bill not.
(13:21):
I thought that was the rich guy who tried to
kill everyone with his phony bologne vaccine. That's Bill Gates.
I thought that was the football guy who never smiles
and only uses one syllable words. That's Bill Belichick. I
thought that was the sex miniac with the ugly wife
(13:42):
and the sketchy cigar human doing. That's Bill Clinton. So
who the hell am I thinking of Bill Scar's guard.
He went from America's dad to neighborhood creep in two
point five roopies. So what do you think I've been
the guys in prison like this pop the movie, Oh
(14:05):
you go to Hell? Listen, I'll tell you what. As
a comedy, I give nose fought zero yamakas. But there's
a nail biting, pants wedding, hot pounding skid mark causing
horror flick. I gave it five yamakas. Now this movie
is right to look. Now, this might not be your
cup of tea, So stay home, go watch that Bobby
(14:30):
Doll movie for the tenth time your pannyways. Trust me,
no one cares least of all, your friends are probably
sinking to death that you telling them how you'd make
a movie. Here's a tip, go do it. Then you're
smart as you take your whole Timmy to calm down,
and if you take your so smart, if you were smart,
you wouldn't be living in mommy's basement crying about losing
(14:51):
some video game and spending your rent money to get
your man bun frosted. Your lousy bastard. You you, you are
what's wrong with this world. You have the reason society
isn't a dizzy. You're throwing dip one got a job
and got a life. But all good things in time.
God bless and comember. Go see a mad mae.
Speaker 12 (15:14):
It's cheap.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't read this,
all right, sir, i'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 13 (15:27):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
master Boy gets up and gets to work on time,
so when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sir, I
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feel so humann that's.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
A big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Whiler this week had an adventure. We Cadbury going gain
he hunting. You want to get in the swamps when
the gold weather? It worked out far and now here
is a Friday morning.
Speaker 14 (16:38):
Song that is hit it order order, Nigel Cadbury, would
you please approach the bench of course, your honor mister Cadbury,
you have been charged with battery, disorderly conduct and destruction
of public property.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
This is not your first apparents before this court. Suh,
this leaves hag. He had a character for you. Now
what do you have to say for yourself? Well? Perhaps
this will enlighten you, sir. As I stand on the
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deck at a boger branch ranch, I take an long,
deep breath of the manure. Stand how to wind up here?
Did something go wrong? Let me fill you in with
this rap song. Now, I've never served a man who
more deserved it. He treats me like family. You know
that's unheard of. To serve and protect is my chosen
way of life. That goes for his friends, his kids,
(17:37):
and his wife. I'm always on call because I have
to be. Some days I don't even have time to
pee fool I can't say every second he's a total
joy until I kicked someone's ass.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Who's messing with.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
John Boy.
Speaker 15 (17:52):
His life living in a butler par and dies heep
living his whole life living in a Butler's paradise.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
My life's a situation of my own creation. Believe me,
Country life was not my chosen destination. But I'm here,
and I'm playing for the Hick team. I'm just down
with living the Hooderville dream. I'm a Rhodes scholar jet
with an educated mind, cadhere to the States to see
what I could find. I'm a straight Jedi, master of
the butlering art. No just the right incense to cover parts.
(18:26):
I make Chateaubrion or Brunswick stew. I can fold fitted sheets,
and when I'm through, I'll clean and dress two dozen
different species and shovel to beat a feaces.
Speaker 16 (18:38):
Tell me how the hell is he? So swell waity
hay and foot on net be dumb bells.
Speaker 15 (18:52):
Here's life living in the Butler's paradise. Kid living his
whole life living in the Butler's paradise.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
It's not about the money, it's not about the power.
It's about reminding sir, he should probably take a shower.
It's living to your word and taking a stamp. Sometime
it gets ugly and you gotta throw hands. They say
it's not consistent with the butler away. But I'll take
this way of life. I have any damn day, of course.
I like to drink, I like to fight. I like
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the skinny dip with country girls in the moonlight.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
Then spending off my life living in the Butler's Paradise.
A bottle of break sun ice, living in the Butler's Paradise,
stay for breakfast nineteenth nice, living in the Butler's Paradise.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Don't have to ask me twice?
Speaker 15 (19:47):
Living in the Butler's paradi Help me?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Is he so swell?
Speaker 16 (19:56):
Waiting?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Hay and fun on that big dumb bell?
Speaker 8 (20:02):
Just hell?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Can he not tell.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
It's but noor?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But John Boy?
Speaker 8 (20:13):
He sells?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Okay, I get it. Case dismissed, many thanks your honor. Now,
mister Turner, why are you here? I just paying some
pocking ticket johnna ha.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, morning, big shows on the radio, and our man
Bill Silver standing by.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Don't you move?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Let me tell you we will play John Boy Jepardy
in just a couple of minutes for a hard cover
copy of James Gregory's autobiography, A Bushel of Beans and
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dot Com or wherever books are sold. Hang on, We'll
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play for a ten minutes. Right now, Let's turn it
over the Bill.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Hello and welcome, seekers of mockery and derision. It's me Bill.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Silver's with another totally pointless but relentlessly cruel Top ten list.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh Bill, why do you always pick on the Democrats?
Point taken?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Believe it or not, there are other groups that deserve
an equally sharp swift kicking the Bunglestein, For example, Hollywood, Tinseltown,
the Dream Factory, the pedo paradise where morality is illegal
and p Diddy and Harvey Weinstein are solid citizens. Ah Hollywood,
the creativity of the past has flown the coop long ago.
Hollywood has become the destroyer of cherished properties like Snow
(21:51):
White and Star Wars, and even turned Winnie the Poo
into a serial killer. It's all pitiful reboots and remakes
when no one buys a ticket. They sexism, racism, and
a dozen other isms instead of themselves. Behold Hollywood's latest
big idea for a film franchise.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Are you ready the view Master? That's right.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
The toy you had is a child where you could
look at dinosaurs, cartoons, the Seven Wonders of the World.
But how do you make a movie out of that?
I mean, I get Gi Joe, Hot Wheels, Barbie. But
view Master, what next? I'm glad you ask from the
home office. In Joy Behar's edible pandy drawer.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Underneath the specscript for Hungry Hungry Hippos comes today's top
ten list, The top ten new movies from Hollywood based
on inanimate objects. Number ten This summer, It's getting hot
in here rectal Thermometer the movie.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Number nine. Is it FI do or FI don't? We'll
all find out together In Rubbered Dog Crap.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Number eight. Have You Got the Guts? This Fall? Operation
the movie?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Number seven This year Smoking Causes Diabetes? Candy cigarettes number
six not Silent, still Deadly Whoopy Cushion Part one, Number
(23:35):
five This Christmas, Get Ready for a Real Jingle Bell
Rock ped Rock rated R for rock. Number four Pure
NonStop Action that tastes like chalk pez the movie number
(23:58):
three in a season You won't need the missiletoe preparation
h pucker up?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Number two? Do you have what it takes to get
it in?
Speaker 4 (24:13):
The hole?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Corn Hole?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Rate it in? And the number one no movie from
Hollywood based on an inanimate object, Joe Biden. You know
the thing?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
There's nobody I'll hey yo.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Let's play John Boy Jepardy review Thursday's question. We found out,
according to the experts, this is the single most dangerous
drive through item to have in your car.
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And it's a hot coffee.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yeah, that coffee is hot. Two key. Today's John Boy Jeffery.
After the Civil War, people who became addicted to this
drug were said to have soldiers disease.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh, what's a hot rum? Toddy? Hot rum?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Toddie, No surprising? What's your God? One ain't under a
big show? You told free line. We played John Boy
Jepardy Next, Good Morning. It's a big show on the
(25:44):
radio for you Friday. Today's feature track for The Big
Show bed Box The Crocodile Stalkers Child Development Center. There's
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There right now, let's play yees live across America.
Speaker 17 (26:02):
It's John Boy and now a man who recently noticed
his ability to remember the lyrics and classic rock songs
far exceeds his ability to remember why he walked into
the kitchen. He's John Boy, and.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
That as I had.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Brandon out of Timberville, Virginia. Good morning, Brandon, Good morning,
John boyd hell o, buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Well let's go, Brandon.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
You got first shot at John Boyjeopardy this morning. After
the Civil War, people who became addicted to this drug
were said to have soldiers disease.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
What are opioids pain deals?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
You're going with the opie oid deal?
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Alright, well, let's see. I don't think they were there.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Now you'll see.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Okay, we'll see when we're gonna win. All right, Well, Brandon,
we appreciate you playing, buddy. Hope you have a great weekend.
Speaker 9 (27:05):
Yes, sorry, Can I give a shout.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Out John Boy? Of course you can.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
I'd like to give a shout out to the President elect,
mister Donald John.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Trump about not coming from Brandon. See that means something.
We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great day. Let's
go down to Wreck and Mobile Alabama.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Heyrick.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Hey, John Boy, how you doing this morning man?
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Just awesome? Ass can be my boy? So, uh now
you're shot at John boyd Jeopardy. So what you're thinking, Bud.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
Well, I mean, I wasn't alive, man, But yeah, it
seems like when you watch old movies about Sibyl War
and that kind of thing. I think the most prominent
thing that they used was morphine.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
All right, well, let's see if if you've got this
figured out, show us morphine.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
I said, I.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Always thinking about like World War two stuff like that,
but Civil War. So let me say what you got here.
After the war ended in eighteen sixty five, addiction the
morphine was rampant in the US. So theyar Pharmaceutical introduce
an alternative drug, which they marketed as a non addictive
substitute the morphine.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Oh here it is.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Unfortunately that drug was heroin. Yeah, and then the opioids
come because that is a opioid, right.
Speaker 17 (28:31):
That's yeah, Morphine is technically an opioids in the opioid family,
but heroin is a much more addictive.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
And that's what's happening is that is that people can't
get the prescription of it. Anymore for morphine, and now
they're using heroin because they meet that on the.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Strug and then that's when that fentinel comes in and
all that stuff where they just touch.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Over to kill you man. I mean that's terrible. So
either way, Rick, alright, Bundy, back to you man.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
You got that hardcover James Autobiography. Bushel of beans and
a peck of tomatoes. By the way, that's what they
paid the doctor after James was born on the kitchen table.
I James greg was born on the kitchen table. I
can't believe he didn't. I didn't know that about it.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, perfect, like yeah, threw in the tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah he was a baby. Oh yes, sorry, you go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 9 (29:32):
I want to say how to my loving beautiful wife Mary.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Oh Man Man, your husband is a winner.
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I don't care what there's that.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
By a minute hour top of your news, we got
on the side about.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Time usn't bang on the drummers Friday morning, what.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio and all.
We're so proud of Sherman Pratt, the big show. Brad.
He is growing up and out and he can flat play.
He's in the banjib mother Mary, and you can catch
them Sunday, January twenty six if you're around Fanville, North Carolina.
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Nest Listening Room. Done, North Carolina, Sunday, January twenty sixth
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we all decide about head into the weekend. That's it.
Speaker 15 (31:06):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work. That's when sure, don't fix your
fistil It's one hundred.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
And six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 8 (31:23):
Hit it. I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I hate work. I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 16 (31:42):
Okay, I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
This dude, Monday.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
She's going.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
What work work work work, work, work work work?
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Man? What are we gonna do? Man?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 16 (32:38):
We do have a light.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I mean, do you do anything with liked this freepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
Right work work work work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 16 (32:55):
Yeah, weekend Sturday Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 15 (32:58):
Work, the time when you go out looking for happiness
and end the punch door somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Pal It's a brave man party.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
All ideas will taste you as cool.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
Buzz I'm fine, Oh no, I am.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
I have to say.
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I'm having chest page.
Speaker 8 (34:11):
Work work what what what?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
What?
Speaker 8 (34:13):
What's what's work? I hate work? I hate work.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I hate work.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Essen Studios.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, morning makes Jim's on the radio for a start.
Let me mind you right quick?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Killing bees playing in Winterville, Georgia tonight of the Marigold Auditorium,
Bards and Culture. Winter will Georgie gotten killed her Tomorrow
night up at Abbeyville, South Carolina at the Abbyville Opera House,
And next Friday he'll be hitting Cornelia's North Carolina put
outside of Charlotte of the Canes Center for the Yards.
Already already all rather's do it action.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Hello friends, your old help birdburn Here with another naval
bulging edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
Hot buttered toast. As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp
is eating breakfast with his wife Lucy in Dothan, Alabama. Lucy,
this corn beef hash is perfect. Got that crispy rynd
(35:47):
on it that I like like a seventy year old
woman in a tanner.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Bed man Eddie whatever. Tell you you really got away
with words?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's all part of the sharp look.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Is this the same luck that made you two foot.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Six two foot six of the half? And I don't
hear you complain too much when you kick the remote
under the coffee table in out one grab You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, I'll give you that wood. But luck seems to
give you the middle finger more often than not.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Lucy, you are dining with Dothan's mostly a loved fast
food mascot, the jewel in the crown of the rot top,
the populist empire, the very face of fast casual dining.
In a greater Dothan area, no one ever talks about
pimple pete over at Greasy Gary's. I tell you noven
not a mention of Fanny feathers of kluck bucket fried
(36:49):
chicken fame. I am a boy god legend in this area.
And that takes pluck, determination.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
And l u c k.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Thank you very much there and with the lesson, Now
get your culture alike. Hot his toast? Sure here, Oh,
I dropped it. I had no problem. See it landed
butter side up.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You know you might be onto something with that luck
thig at less three times a day, I drop your toast,
hopeing it lands butter side down.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Mama was right, you are a spiteful heifer.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
But to continue, but every time I drop my toast,
it lands butter side down.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, that's got nothing.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
To do with luck. Well, what is it?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Then?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
You're buttering the wrong side?
Speaker 4 (37:45):
And how.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. And
for dessert, I'll have some hot buttered cleavage.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Look, I dropped it again.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Tune in next time and we'll hear pimple Pete's dermatologists saying, hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar. It's a big
show on your radio.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Good day.
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You're old pal Stevie, no, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
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I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
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I heard okay you all women, I'm getting off track here. Yeah,
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holiday special.
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How the Trump stold Christmas.
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You're a mean one, mister tru when you go on
the attack, and according to the polling, you're the lead
dog in the pack. Mister dog, you're the top banana.
And that's really wad. You're quite goofy, mister Trump and
(41:30):
your fall of goody plans. You say you'll build the
giant wall to keep out Mexicans, mister dog, no wonder.
You're the king of Facebook with ten million fans. You're
a cowboy, mister Trump. You're politically incorrect when you lead
(41:58):
with your opinions, they're there are no facts to be checked,
mister Trump. Your hair is like a lumin onion an
out back steakhouse, and what the had You're a shock jock,
(42:28):
mister Trump. You're crazy like a fox, and you change
your wives more often than most people change their socks.
Mister Trump, your political opinions are louder than a bear
of orange cross. You're inexperienced, mister Trump. What it comes
(43:00):
us to God and men? It's not clear you have
the resume to be the president, mister trumb Given the
unpopularity of Hillary Clinton, even among some hardcore Democrats, your
status as the oh no, not that good candidates should
make her see you. As Heaven said, You're allowed one,
(43:35):
mister Trump. You're the human son bood. You suck every
breath of oxygens on each and every room. Mister Trump.
The three words that best describe you are as follows
and I quote big mouth.
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Well, well, all right, all right, guess.
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