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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:28):
Bless you by the way, Well, good to see you, Tom.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
And of course, now man, you are doing it up.
Your superhero identity is the barn find Hunter.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
You need a better name.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
You's been much of.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Your life digging in barns and garages and search a
buried automotive treasure. And man, you've written sixteen automotive books,
many on the subject of automotive archaeology. And actually your
series of books inspired a YouTube video series. A lot
of our listeners look at that. It's called Barn find
Hunter and sponsored by Haggarty Insurance and Shale, and Randy

(01:05):
was hipping me to the Haggarty insurance because they cover
a lot of classic cars.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
If you've got a classic car, it's it's really nuts
to you know, put traditional car insurance on it because
it's too expensive.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
It's a car that, right, Tom, Tom, just recanting.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
What I told Johnny earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
The Haggarty knows that it's a collector car, that you're
not going to drive it every day. It's you know,
probably not driven but a couple of times a month.
And so they the rates are way less than traditional insurance.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
And of course the Tom as we mentioned, been in
all sponsors in all forms of racing, including of course
a NASCAR, Indy Car, cart sec A, n hr A
Vintage Racing and and.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Tom, when do you your love?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
When did you you start taking time to dig around
America for these automotive treasures?

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Well before I got in racing, I grew up on
Long Island and Lumpy on leave at the Beaver drove
a nineteen forty Ford convertible. So when I found one
in Rocky Point for twenty five bucks, I bought it.
Whoa and Okay, So the second car is the Cary
Drives today on Barnfine Hunter series. If you go to
YouTube and go to Barnfine Hunter, you'll see me driving

(02:16):
a thirty nine Ford Woody wagon. I bought that nineteen
sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I still have it.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
It's been part of my life for a half a century.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Maybe amazed where he drives that nineteen thirty nine car
around across country.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Yeah, so I use that. That's kind of a character
and it's the door opener. I can drive up some
crabby guys driveway park the car, knock on his door
and he looks out there and he says, Oh, you're
a car guy, come.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
On in and have some iced tea. Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Wo man, that's nice. So on YouTube you'll want to
watch that. Barn find Hunter on YouTube doing that. And
you got something coming up tomorrow night, Tom, tell us
what's happening? What about that?

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Well, yeah, there's a new movie that's been being worked
on for years putting this all together.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's called Ford Versus.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And we were talking about that earlier. It opens this
weekend this weekend.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Right, you know, this is going back to the days
where it was a vendetta. Henry Ford the second made
an offer to buy Ferrari because he said, well, this
will add racing and excitement at sports cars to our inventory.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Because they just completely dominated racing.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
They dominated racing, and it was going, it was happening,
it was happening. And at the last minute ends of
Ferrari said, no, I'm not going to do that because
I'm afraid that my car company will be sucked up
in this bureaucracy and it can't happen. So Ford said,
he said to Carol Shelby, you know, build something so
we can beat Ferrari in.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
His own game.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
You can't join them, beat them right exactly.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
So you know, Carol Shelby said, you know, Ferrari, I've
got your ass.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
And they built.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
They wound up building what's called a GT forty and
they were built at Carol Shelby's headquarters in California. But also,
i'bout three miles from where we are right now, home
in a Moody built what really, So the car, the
finished first and second at Lamar in sixty six were
built by Shelby. The car the finished third was built
home in the Moody right here in Charlotte, Carolina. So

(04:09):
they wound up beating Ferrari. They had a couple of
rough years. Sixty four was not a good year for
them sixty five, but in sixty six four got it
all together. They won Lamar the twenty four has Lamar
twenty four Hours of Racing, the most prestigious event in
the world, and they backed it up by winning again
at sixty seven.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
So, man, you know.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
This movie that Overenes chronicles all that.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yeah, and it's a really it's a really well made
I saw a press preview the other night. It is
a really well made movie with a great cast. This
is the kind of movie if you've got people coming
in from out of town for the holidays, you could
take everybody, the whole family can go see this movie.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I wonder if they covered a part that the third
car was built just right up the road.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
I'm gonna see it tomorrow night, so I'll let you know.
But this this car lives in Huntersville, North Carolina.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Now, really, the one right there on the cover, that's
just on the cover, that's a winning car.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
That's the one wow.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Zero number ten forty six, And that's me driving it
on I for eighty five, hoping that those moms with
the SUV's not gonna.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Drive in that car the guy who owns it. Is
it okay to say what he paid for it?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Okay, he paid two million dollars.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
No no, no, no, no no, no, you're missing a zero.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I know twenty million dollars for it.

Speaker 9 (05:23):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I spent another million million story storing.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Wow. So the reason they call it GT forty.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
And he let you drive down on forty?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
He actually drop it world, I'd like.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
To do the way.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
I'm sorry, but they called it GT forty because it
was a GT and it was forty inches off the ground.
So like this, you know ups trucks and moms driving issuvs.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Please look at me down here, please miss the top
of the car. Forty road forty fort Wow?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Can you open? Well, it's not gonna do much for radio.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
But there's a picture of him standing by the guy
who owns the car, and he out hides him by
a good two feet in the car. To adjust the car,
you have to move the pedals. So if in order
for Tom to drive it, the seat doesn't adjust, yeah, to.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Adjust the pedals, yes, And he says, and I'm not
going to adjust the pedals for you. It either works
or it doesn't work. And it made it work. But
this was a barn find. A barn find is a
car that's kind of neglected, forgotten. It doesn't have to
be in a barn. It could be in a field
or a warehouse. Right, this was a storage container in Belgium,
and he sought it out and bought it and had
it restored well, and it made the fiftieth anniversary of

(06:37):
lamon twenty sixteen.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
He brought it back to where it won the race.
It was amazing.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
It was amazing how many historic cars disappear for decades
and suddenly turn up again, like the steam of the
bullet Car.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
The bullet car, which is going to be for sale.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's coming up for sale. You could vone it.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
No, he can't.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
So Saturday nights or are you doing?

Speaker 10 (07:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Okay, So the National Mustang Museum in Concord, just maybe
two miles north of Charlotte Motor Speedway is gonna have
They're dedicating the whole day to the Ford Versus Ferrari.
They're gonna actually they have a movie tonight that's sold out,
so you can't even see it there.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
I'm sorry to say, but.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Tomorrow night, tomorrow afternoon, they're gonna have speakers like Lee
Holman from Home of the Movie's gonna come speak. They're
gonna have and even me, I'm gonna come and talk
about this car. So, uh, you know, if you're listening
to this program and you live with an earshot of Concord,
North Carolina, I'd say come on down. Lee starts at
one o'clock, somebody else starts at two o'clock. My dog

(07:42):
is at three o'clock.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Just google Classic Owners or Classic Mustang Owners.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Museum, Classic Mustang Owners Museum, and that'll take you to
where you're gonna be and where all this is ape.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
You're a classic classic must Are you a classic owner
or a classic Mustang owner?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
That is so neat? Dom that is so neat.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
You gotta have me on here more than every twenty years.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's alsome. Where's your will man? That is something. So
the Barn find Hunter is on YouTube. You can see
time there and then tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Serious, there's one in particular that is my favorite, and
it's it's the guys who do that. Uh antiques not
antiques road show, but they go out.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
In American pickers. Yeah yeah, so you cruised their town
and the.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Town in Iowa.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
I said we're gonna pick in the pickers backyard, and
we literally found cars within two miles of where they.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
That's awesome, that's forward taking it to Ferrari.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
But okay, also the best find I've found in the
five years have done this is right here in Charlotte,
in Myers Park on Elizabeth Avenue. A guy thought he
had his house was being torn down because it was
all mold and crap. He said, can you help me
clean the Garageacket said, they're gonna come tear the house down.
So I go over there and there's a four to
twenty seven Cobra and a two seventy five Ferrari. And

(09:05):
he thought he was broke, and I said, you know,
these cars are really bad. He's had him since were
for forty two years. We took him to an auction
and you got a million bucks for the Cobra and
two and a half million for the Ferrari's how.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Much to give you?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Thanks a lot.

Speaker 9 (09:20):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Time right, if we want him to come back.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Tom Connor, man, great catching up what you do, but
we need to have you on because man, we got
a lot of car buffs.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Of course in audience, that's.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
All I never play golf.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I'll never played golf.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
But I'm a car guy.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's it. Man, And y'all listen.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
If you think you might have a little something, hey
call me first and then I have a website.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Yeah, Johnny was counting on the beanie babies and that
kind of fell through.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Really a lot of time.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
We gotta go, Tom, Love you, buddy, Thank you man,
thank you. All right, Well, let's latest current events quiz here, Billy,
what are.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
We dealing with?

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Dumb crook news drug edition?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
All right, one eight hundred, Big Show. You told free
line you just take sea and you will win. We'll
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(10:39):
through you. Friday, November the fifteenth, check out out video
the day when you.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Get a chance.

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It's called well this is embarrassing and it's right there
at the Big Show dot com. Heay right down, mam
squad Okay, come quiz and said hey to Brian out

(11:08):
of Megs, Georgia.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Good morning, Brian, Good morning, John boy, hey man, welcome
in here. All right, listen to bed letting you know
what to do well.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
An Australian man who's been suffering from headaches and sinus
infections for almost twenty years. Finally found out the problem.
He had a bag of weed stuck up his nose.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Doctors discovered a strange object deep in the man's nasal
cavity during a CT scan to diagnose the source of
his headaches. And that's when the patient flashed back eighteen
years ago when he was about to go to prison.
His girlfriend at the time had given him a balloon
full of marijuana as a little going away present. He

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concealed it by sticking it up his right nostril, but
the balloon went way further up his nose than he
affected it too, and he thought he swallowed it. Nope,
it was still there after all these years.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
After surgery to.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Remove the balloon, the man's symptoms completely disappeared. He says
he's breathing easier for the first time in twenty years.
The story made news in Australia with headlines like a
world's oldest potstash discovered, b dumbest drug smuggler ever is
cured or see man happy to finally have his nose

(12:30):
out of joint.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Ah Brian, what do you think I think? I'm yeah,
Well that is weird.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Let that be a lesson too you.

Speaker 10 (12:47):
Brian.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
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to you down Georgia.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
My boy, all right, thank you, John Boy, Ali Man,
the money.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Hour time on the top of your news right on
the other side our time capsule.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
But there's November the fifteenth. Hang on for live.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
I'm a homoen. I just can't help it me.

Speaker 11 (13:59):
Hey, I've got lots of shoes, and I watch the
view and I lie about how much I weigh.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
I'm a homo.

Speaker 11 (14:09):
Every night, my sweet Marcella and I, Marcella and I
we raise the heat on our sat and sheets and.

Speaker 7 (14:15):
Shave our initials on our thighs. Oh man, I need
a jog.

Speaker 11 (14:20):
I'm winded, which reminds me I need to touch up
my roots again. Hello peroxide rash. Oh Hello, Babs.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Listen. I don't want to ruin your diet.

Speaker 11 (14:30):
But you know Eddie's gonna order pizza from that slanky place.
He like, do you want your pizza cut into six
pieces or twelve six?

Speaker 7 (14:39):
Oh? Because you don't think you could eat twelve?

Speaker 11 (14:41):
Oh boy, you're strict about that.

Speaker 8 (14:44):
Diet.

Speaker 11 (14:45):
Listen, why don't you go lacker on another coat of
lovely and I'll just take the helmet the starship Booby Prize. Okay,
there you go that way, that way, the other way,
the other other way. That's right, and she's gone. Oh dear,
you can see the wheel spinning, but the hamster is

(15:06):
sound asleep.

Speaker 12 (15:07):
Oh, John boy By, Big Shoe filp thigging, I'm gonna
help you the what is is this the incontinence hotline?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Sure, can you hold please?

Speaker 11 (15:24):
Like he's got a choice, John boy By, Big Shoe
filth thigging.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
I'm gonna help you, Marcel.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
So tell me.

Speaker 11 (15:33):
How's life on the road with a touring company of
Fiddler on the Roof?

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Uh huh.

Speaker 11 (15:39):
The audiences have been terrible because of the economy. Well,
how bad can it be? It's it's so bad they've
changed the name to Fiddler up a Creek.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
That's bad.

Speaker 11 (15:51):
Oh, I know, it's hard to believe the economy is
in the tank with that brilliant.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
Mister Obama in the White House.

Speaker 11 (15:57):
Oh he's a real leader, all right, leader of the clueless.
He's so stupid he thinks the people are following him.
He doesn't realize they're chasing him. Oh, I'm glad to
be back to work. I needed time off after that
Long Grove Park weekend. Don't get me wrong, I loved it.
As you know, Asheville is a little slice of pansy paradise.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
However, however, I.

Speaker 11 (16:23):
Got stuck sitting next to one of those talkie Big
Show fans. Well I won't name names, but it rhymes
with reba.

Speaker 10 (16:32):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (16:32):
Anyway, it got so bad I finally gave her the
name of a self help group. You know, it's like
alan On, but it's for compulsive talkers. It's called on
and On and on.

Speaker 10 (16:43):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (16:44):
I finally moved to another seat, got stuck next to
a paranoid dyslexic. He always thought he was following someone
I don't really understand. Well, the weekend wasn't a total loss.
I had to bail Babs out of jail. Oh yeah,
there was a bit of a stuff when she and
Johnny Bravo went shopping, oh only to the finest stores.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
You guessed it, Home Depot.

Speaker 11 (17:08):
It seems he was looking for a new drill and
Babs was anxious to help. And pretty soon he hears
a big scuffle and goes one aisle over to see
Babs going at it with one of Jackie's people. Oh
it was a real cat fight, Sugar. The fur really flew.
There were dark roots.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
And cheap weave and fake nails all over the floor. Well,
I'll tell you what happened.

Speaker 11 (17:29):
It seems that Johnny Bravo couldn't find the drill he wanted,
and he told Babs to go the next dial over
and find a blackened decker.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
You have to be so careful.

Speaker 11 (17:41):
It was a real scene, man, and she did it
all in heels, which was the impressive. Oh here comes
hump Hogan now and Marcel, I know you're on the road, but.

Speaker 7 (17:53):
Dust all right, Babs, ain'tel you ready to go?

Speaker 8 (17:57):
So?

Speaker 7 (17:57):
Where to today? For stuff? Drug store?

Speaker 11 (18:00):
What for a breath pump? Is there something I should know?
Oh it's for your friend Violet. I thought she was
breath speeding. Uh huh it it.

Speaker 7 (18:14):
Hurt too much to boil the nipple.

Speaker 11 (18:16):
Oh wow, which reminds me I've got to pick up
some milk to the mini Cooper.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Carry on straight, John Boy and Billy.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Oh crazy, good.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Morning, rad yo, dumb right, good morning, A big show

(19:05):
is on a radio rolling through your Friday morning. But
there's always something exciting happening in Dismal Sea Bitch, South Carolina.
That is always here to give us a lowdown is
a mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin co fiddle Swoop. Good morning,
mister Mayor.

Speaker 10 (19:22):
Good morning John Boy and Billy and all the Big
Show gang and all your wonderful listeners. Well, the cooler
weather has set in and down here in Dismal Seepage.
That's when folks really start their barbecuing. The air is
fake with hickory and mesquite smoke, and every carnivore within
a thirty mile radius starts drooling. And that's a perfect

(19:44):
time to announce our very first annual Dismal Seepage LGBT
BBQ Festival.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Wait wait, wait, what, what in the world isn't LGBT
BBQ Festival.

Speaker 10 (19:57):
Thank you for asking, John Boy. As we all know,
people of the alternative lifestyles are notoriously prolific in the
culinary arts, and barbecue is no exception, So we decided
to give them a special weekend to show off their skills.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Well, why not just have a regular BBQ festival If
the LGBTQ community wants to participate, and then they will.

Speaker 10 (20:22):
Well we we kind of have to do it this way. Well, so,
why you're really going to drag this out of me. Well,
it's kind of my fault. I gave the green light
to the straight out of Brisket weekend.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Like a beef producers group.

Speaker 10 (20:42):
Well now see, now that's what I thought. But I
was right in the middle of putting together the Christmas
Festival and I didn't really vent straight out of Brisket,
And well it turns out it's a big hetero only cookoff,
I see, and I mean, I mean really not a
lot of wiggle room, no pun intended, so not to mention,

(21:04):
the literature and the brochures seemed to be pretty uh
Caucasian exclusive.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
So what like white nationalists.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
Nobody said white nationalists, but yeah, white. It was a
total PR disaster. So, in an effort to restore our
tarnished image and show the world that our little community
of Dismal Seepage is welcoming of everyone, regardless of whatever
weird crap they're into, we we put together the very

(21:34):
first Dismal Seepage LGBT BBQ Festival. Wow, very smooth, like
homemade egg nog Daddy.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Dismal Sievage had a large LGBTQ community.

Speaker 10 (21:47):
Well we don't really. Well, there's those two guys who
live in the warehouse above the foundry. I'm not sure,
but they have a Chihuahua, So you know, all time
point to Yes, that's really about it. So we're busting
a buttload of them in no pun intended. We're hoping
this weekend brings them all out of the closet and
into the open and away from their Judy Garland movies

(22:08):
and Bett Middler CDs and take the chance to show
up their skills at smoking meat hud.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
So what's happening this weekend, inquiring minds.

Speaker 10 (22:17):
Want to know, John Boy. The parade down Main Street
will feature a celebrity chef, Gay Fiedi, and he'll also
be preparing a rare delicacy, something called a tree pig.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
So what is a tree pig?

Speaker 10 (22:35):
I don't know. As far as I can tell. It's
just a really fat and breed of squirrel that self
identify as swine.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Weird.

Speaker 10 (22:42):
Yeah, that's the that's the tip of the tenderloin, my friend.
And ironically, this all tastes like chicken, So I don't
know what that is. We're gonna have a big, pretty
inpaint competition. Our flamboyant gourmands will be trying for the
perfectly pink center of a medium cook steak.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
So what's the LGBTQ tie in on this one?

Speaker 10 (23:08):
All the cows are transgender?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Excuse me, ha ha.

Speaker 10 (23:11):
Takes all kinds, John boy. You know they say where
there's smoke, there's fire, and we'll be prepared for any
mishap with our special guest listping Leroy, the human fire extinguishers.
I'm told he's a total teaser and a real crowd pleaser,
and we just found out that we'll have a Guinness
record holder on hand this for the show, Austria's brock

(23:36):
Wurst will be bringing the world's largest smoke sausage. In fact,
we've had to hire extra security for a sausage. We're
afraid everybody's gonna want to touch it.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
But mister Mayor, if you don't mind me saying this
all seems well kind of desperate, like you're like you're
trying too hard.

Speaker 10 (23:52):
Well, you know something, John Boy, Maybe it is, Maybe
it's just pandering. Maybe I finally become just another politics.
Let me tell you something, my ballcap, young friend. You
try doing what I have to do and have a
gay family member breathing down to the back of your neck.
About do something for my people, Uncle Marwin, get over
your straight privilege.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Ah well, not that it matters, but is someone in
your family gay?

Speaker 10 (24:17):
So come on down to the Business LGBT BBQ Festival
this weekend and get your queue on.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Maybe I'll send Carl the cook down.

Speaker 13 (24:28):
Is he gay?

Speaker 10 (24:28):
No, well, then don't bother. I mean they're kind of
funny about that. Not funny ha ha.

Speaker 14 (24:35):
Hold on, everybody, Good morning, and you got the Big
Show on the radio, more chance for you to win
coming up after your news, wedther and sports.

Speaker 15 (24:46):
You're come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a

(25:07):
horse's head or these two horses?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
As good Friday morning? It's a big show on the

(25:46):
radio Friday morning. Quarterback Tom zewings and on his way
in you'll play on some wordy word your chance want
one hundred dollars getting car from the home depot. The
job of a prose changing. There more jobs in a
job unless time to do them. So the home depot
is changing too. While bringing you the things you need
to get the job done ease, you're fastering up to

(26:07):
your standards. Capabilities like same day delivery, tool and trunk
rentals and job blocked quantities the home depot more saving,
more doing. It's our little football and I'm in time
in minutes.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
It is Friday. We got some happy boys.

Speaker 16 (26:28):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says, I have my weiubh i'ma
have to be boy. I'ma have to be boy. Oh
good when things are going here? We hey, you know
my little box spot got hit by a car, but
his guns in the box and put him in a drawer.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
I'ma have to be boy. I'm a have be boy.

Speaker 13 (26:55):
Oh and good when things are going here, Oh my god,
all about it for a month and a half.

Speaker 16 (27:16):
Hubbubbo I looked into the drawer and started to last.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
Hub because I might have beat boy.

Speaker 16 (27:24):
I have met boy, oh and the good when things
are going here?

Speaker 8 (27:28):
Wait hey, hey, thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Good Friday Morning of a show is on the radio
in a video today.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Well this is embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Checking out the Big Show dot com like us on
Facebook me and taking a classic bit request off the
wall in minutes.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Right now here we go. I went to have everybody's
head about the bad little better birdy word than a
word a word. Let's meet the contestants.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
We got Jim from Sharon, South Carolina.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Good morning, Jim, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
And we got Rogers from Elizabethon, Tennessee. Good morning, Rogers,
Hey buddies, all right, welcome in here.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
Boys.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Rogers you're on the Friday team with Tom and Terry.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Jim, you're on the John Boy and Bill side. We'll
do two rounds. Good luck to your boys.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
Let's go.

Speaker 17 (28:49):
I'm set a record.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
All right, Well, Rogers, you relax and let me and
Jim go for the first thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
All what we can do here? All right, Jim, are
you ready?

Speaker 13 (29:01):
I'm ready.

Speaker 10 (29:01):
Let's carry down.

Speaker 13 (29:02):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Alright, I'm looking at this first one.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Okay, alright, all right, okay, here we go, Jam, I'm
starting to clock. Now these e cigarettes, what what do
you call them?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Like like the smoke vapor? I said, all right, all right,
in your.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Coffee, put sugar and yeah, all right, the Atlantic and
the Pacific they are, yeah, all right, the firing blank,
shoot you're gunna the firing.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Shoot your gun.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
These are glasses where you can read out of the bottoms. Yeah,
all right, good word about it.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
You were worried about vapor and he got it so
fast and almost to get.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
All right, put a five on the board. Okay, and
now Rogers, you're up with Tom for your verse thirty?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (30:03):
M go.

Speaker 9 (30:04):
If it's tough to see because there's sort of rain
in the air, London gets it a lot.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
It's called bam.

Speaker 9 (30:11):
You gotta go out there and you're going through the
garden and you try to get rid of them. This
is a collar that most men don't wear. It's a
feminine collar. Babies wear it.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah. This rhymes with it.

Speaker 9 (30:24):
That's when you close your eyes real fast and open them.
This is a smell that you find in men's lockers,
rocker rooms.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
It rhymes with the other.

Speaker 17 (30:33):
Words, the smell right right right, man four, So it's
five to four.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Jim leads by want anybody's game? All right, Jim, you're
up with Billy? Are you ready? I'm ready bugging up
on the last one. Tom's in the locker room, ready goes.
If you get sprayed by a skunk, you smell bad.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
You what.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Ye there?

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Rhymes with it when you are flirting with a girl.
You might do this with your eye.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Let's see Colonel Blank from Hogan's Heroes.

Speaker 10 (31:09):
From Hogan.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Ye yeah, you go to the bar and order a what.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (31:16):
The the missing blank rhyme there?

Speaker 8 (31:21):
All right?

Speaker 5 (31:22):
You might find it looks like something in the sky,
but it's actually in the ocean.

Speaker 11 (31:25):
A damn good word board.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Put a five on a five, a total of ten
for Jim. All right, Rogers and Hanson. You need six
to tie and seven will win you ready, Rogers picking
up on that last one.

Speaker 18 (31:45):
It's an animal in the sea. It's shaped like what
a sheriff works on his u bank. This is holds
the two wheels together underneath your car. It is the
no it holds the two wheels together.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
It's two there you go.

Speaker 18 (32:02):
I'm gonna go out and do this to my horses,
so they have other little horses.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I'm gonna blank there.

Speaker 18 (32:09):
Not the summer, not the spring, but the Here you
go a pepperoni.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
What here you go?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh man, you're rolling. He got a five one short
for the tie. Jim went ten nine. Good game, boys,
good game.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Wow, it's great.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Rogers came close that body. Appreciate you playing You try
again anytime? All right, all right, my boy, appreciate you
and Jim sharing South Carolina's where you're getting your one
hundred dollars gift card from the home depot. Home depot,
more saving, more doing.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
It's been that.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Tight Jim, Good work, buddy, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Good morning. Make shows on the radio.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
On top of the classic bid request of the morning,
he we got Rob Royal from Screeven, Georgia. Rob says
would love to hear some ax like favorite thing to
hear in the morning. You got it, Rob, coming up next.

(33:30):
Good morning, it's big showing the radio.

Speaker 8 (33:33):
Las it be?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Requests on the Facebook wall this morning from Rob Royal
from Screaming Georgia.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
That'd be a good wrestling name was Rob Royal, Georgia.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Ye, Rob roy versus screaming, all right, robb les, here's
some ax like it would go buddy, and it's time
to axite.

Speaker 11 (34:00):
Patrick, don't put that omrill on the seats in the
bro hand. Every time I turn the corner coming over here,
I slide on in.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
The pastor side.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
What's up?

Speaker 11 (34:14):
Welcome to x Ike, the place to golf all the
form on one you need for all.

Speaker 7 (34:19):
Your uh uh?

Speaker 11 (34:20):
What's called a hoochie personal relationship? What is that smell?

Speaker 16 (34:28):
Teto?

Speaker 7 (34:28):
What are you eating over there?

Speaker 8 (34:30):
Lean pocket?

Speaker 7 (34:33):
It smell like a foot pocket? Smell like a back pocket?
What it smell like?

Speaker 11 (34:40):
Why don't you just do yourself a favor and get
a turkey flavored salt liquor?

Speaker 10 (34:49):
Dig did?

Speaker 11 (34:49):
I'll talk to you later, Dear Ike, I'm having a
problem with my wife.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Welcome to the club.

Speaker 11 (34:58):
My brother she she is always making fun of my parents.
Oh hell no. She called them, hey see Dan Goober's
because they never went to college and worked blue collar job.
I love my folks and they raised me and my
brother just fine. We didn't have much, but we never
went without. On the other hand, her mother is a monster,

(35:22):
ain't they all. She is single because her husband ran
out years ago, probably because he was hungry. She bigg
as an average sized water buffalo. She wind up spending
a lot of time at our house, and she and
my wife spend hours dog in my family. I want
to fight back, but I'm not exactly a quick wit.

(35:43):
Can you help me? Dog in Durham? Dear dog sounded like, Oh,
you got to do to solve the Momzilla problem is
put a padlock on that pantry. The real question is
how do you how do you ever hook up with
a trifling hole like that?

Speaker 7 (35:58):
To begin with, Man, what what's up with that.

Speaker 10 (36:03):
Woman?

Speaker 7 (36:03):
Talk about my mama like that? She gonna find her
worldly belongings on.

Speaker 11 (36:07):
The curb right next to her righteously kicking booted My
brother's time you fought back, and I'm not suggesting you
give her a cramdon.

Speaker 7 (36:15):
That's the one way. Take it to the movie.

Speaker 11 (36:19):
But you gots to get on an even playing field
with that sanctified bizoch.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
So let me preach on it, my brother.

Speaker 11 (36:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's time to embraceifyre your uh uh uh
what you call in a smart ass? The key is
not to pull them verbal punches. Man, go right for
the gut her Mama's gut. Lord knows you got so
big enough, Tarllet try a few of these out, old skank, Mammy,
Your Mama so fat. I had to take a train

(36:50):
of two buses just to get to her good side.

Speaker 7 (36:55):
Your Mama so fat.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
Her measurements are thirty six twenty four thirty six eat.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
When she dances, she makes the band skip.

Speaker 11 (37:12):
When she played hide and seek, they found her behind Texas.
The horse on her joy dashed jeans is real, Your
Mama so fat.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
On Halloween she says trick or meat loaf.

Speaker 11 (37:36):
She went to the Christmas paray and they put ropes
on her, Your Mama so fat. Her sexy underwear is
an ABCDEFG string. Your Mama so fat. She's diagnosed with
a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her ten

(37:56):
years to live.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Lean pocket. She doesn't have a doctor. She has a groundskeeper.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
She don't have love handles.

Speaker 7 (38:17):
She got a roll bar. Your Mama so fat.

Speaker 11 (38:24):
She got smaller fat women all but and around us.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Your Mama so fat.

Speaker 11 (38:39):
Her ass has its own congressman.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
I hate to be part of that district.

Speaker 11 (38:50):
The elephants throw her peanuts your mama so fat. She
got to keep pesos in one part and yen in
the other. Every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

(39:10):
Every time she wear cordurock jeans, she start a forest
fire when she crosses the street cars look out for her. Yo,
Mama so fat. Her blood type is ragou. She got
arrested for freebason Ham. She made weight watchers go blind.

(39:39):
She fell in love and broke it. The last time
she saw at nine O two one oh, it was
on the scale. She stepped out of talking scaleing and said, damn.
After she got off the magarae, they had to put

(40:01):
the horse down.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
I hope that helps my brother.

Speaker 11 (40:09):
And then lots more went that came from. Now now
that this is where I tell you to break your
foot off in the crack hub butt. Judge from the
size of that butt, you might really just break your
foot off.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
This is ike feace out.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
You got problems, Man's like John Boyd Billey bo Box
seventy six sixty three.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Charlotte didn't see two eight two four.

Speaker 11 (40:36):
That's got its own Congressman, get it.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
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