November 18, 2025 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, We’ve got Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song.. - Tater has her weekly roundup of What to Watch.. - Ike Turner has some material for your next proctology exam.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes hunting for Rednecks.. - Mark Packer covers the College Football scene with his Southern Fried Football report.. - We fill a request for Miley Sirus.. - and Murray workshops some marketing ideas to compete with “Black Friday”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody more Big Show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
This is ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck. Just check out my
two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here on
the Big Show. I listened to something else my own self,
but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the Cadillac.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Never mind, heets out.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You loving at them. I don't think we should sing
a duet. We've been practicing later. Our voice is there,
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I think we need to rest it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You sound sexy and harassed.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
It's too it's too.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So much. Well, the National Princess Day. Would you be
our princess?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I'd love to because I never got called a princess
grown up. My dad's nickname for me was.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I know, I know what stinky.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, a lot of little girls get princess and pumpkin
and sweety pie.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
My stinky, you.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Know, because.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
He's the best brisket.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That was his love language. Yeah, the brisket.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You gotta be a little brisky, little stinky briskey.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Ah injest day, I will take it all right.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
We'll get out of three days in history and let's
get that winning beginning. Okay, we're awake. Big Show's on
a radio. Good morning, Big Shows on a radio. First
prize pack, big old blue Emu package. We got two
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list it a fun way for you to win you
some right here. November eighteenth, there was thirteen o seven.
(02:53):
According to legend, William Tail shot the apple off his
son's head.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And now it's a big Vegas act.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Thirty knows that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
What was he trying to prove that it was a
good shot or gravity? No, that wasn't gravity was no.
I think the apple hit somebody on the head.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
It's he was demonstrating his markmanship.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Ah, show it off.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, boy, go standing there in front of that tree.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Let me that apple off her head, all right?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I move up to nineteen ninety five, Prison officials and
new Hive France admitted they had to change the locks
on three hundred cell doors till somebody lost the master key.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Well, okay, keep up with those, Deputy John Boyce.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And finally three, a fifty seven year old Florida woman
recovered from a stroke to find she had a British accent.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Experts diagnose Judy Roberts is suffering from foreign accent syndrome,
one of less than twenty cases reported worldwide in eighty years. Yes, weird,
I have a day darlow. Yeah, that'd be out that
way right. Here's our categors one eight hundred big shows,
(04:02):
a toll free line to us. We play out bursts next,
(04:30):
I want.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
To say burn.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Let me start off with our body all right.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
We'll boog in.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Then we'll boog in. Let's play out birds ups, Let's
play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win. John
Boys and Bully give the prizes from the big prize.
Be let's go contested, No Umber one. This should be
(05:02):
a lot of fun. You're playing.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Have the Marie up and.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Guest time you love the best time you have.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
A big shot, say had a James from Bluff City,
and U say we.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Shot gor to James, Good morning John, Oh buddy, welcome man.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I know we are for sure, buddy, you've got first
shot at winning this morning. Let's say when you at
blue Amy, Well, let's do it then. James give us
in five seconds three red fruits ready go apple cherry showery.
(05:54):
Good work, all right, apple, I guess easiest to shoot
off the boy's head if.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You do them all right, can't bounce a watermelon.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
James give us three kinds of keys, ready to go,
half key, car key, a pankey, and for the win,
three accents and you can do them if you want to.
Ready go Southern, northern and foreign. For you got James
(06:36):
prize back head over to Bluff City of Tennessee. Like
I said, don't play poker with James, all right, you
won't know about it. Thanks, no boy, all right. First
Thanksgiving song of the season. Sorry they got one, but
(06:57):
I want to get it out of the way. Adam
Samder singing, look Turkey, sEH, Good morning, Big shows on
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the radio, alrid get that away, kick off the season.
Adam Sandler and the turkey saw.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Sweet turkey. Of course it's good not tweet turkey. Lack
of good boy shoot because it's turkey.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
To eat so good.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Turkey for me.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Turkey for you.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe. Love
to eat the turkey at the table. I once saw
a movie with Betty Gravy. Eat that turkey all night long,
fifty million Nobish fans.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Can't be wrong.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
Turkey lurkey doom and turkey lurkey gap. I eat that turkey,
then I take a nap.
Speaker 11 (08:35):
Thanks.
Speaker 12 (08:36):
Jury is a special mind.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Jimmy Walker.
Speaker 12 (08:48):
Used the same time.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Oh my, that's right, Turkey with gravy and cranberry. Can't
believe the match traded Dallas, draw by Turkey for you
and turkey for me. Can't believe the tyson gave that
girl Beagie.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Oh white meat, dark meat.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
You just can't lose.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
I tell off my mot pet and I got up
bruised turkey in the oven, end of buns in the toaster.
I'll ever take down my Sheryl Teaks post turkey and sweet.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
Partein up pie samby Davis. You and you've only had
water eyes. Oh, Turkey for the girls and turkey for
the boys. My favorite kind of pants are corner oils,
gobbled Dobba boo and gobble dobble giggle. I wish turkey
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only cost don Nickel.
Speaker 12 (10:05):
Oh, I love turkey on stakes, Gizy Happy, Thanks Jamming.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Good Tuesday morning big shows on the radio. I'm taking Jim.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
It's no secret I have a big mouth, a big
fat mouth, and the biggest problem with my big fat
mouth I don't know why to keep it shut, and I.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Have paid dearly for it. Oh, come on, peelase, I
beg you to be well.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm doing a top ten.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
It's that bad.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
So from the home office in the laundry room at
the Hot Sheet Hotel right next to Charlie Sheen's room,
comes today's top ten list, The top ten times I
should have kept my big fat mouth shut. Number ten, Well,
if you think the world is really in danger, I'd
be happy to invest in your wind farm, al Gore.
Speaker 13 (11:31):
Number nine. Sure, I'll walk into the men's room, George Michael.
Next thing you know?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Wham?
Speaker 13 (11:42):
Number eight? Why are you standing under that missiletoe alone?
Joy behar Number seven, I'd be happy to pick up
that pencil for you, Nathan Lane, let me introduce you
to George Michael. Number six. That's right, I said, shut
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your mouth, Mike Tyson. Number five. Okay, I'll stand here
with my legs spread, as long as you don't do
anything crazy. Johnny Knoxville. Number four, I can beat you
at any kind of cornhole. George Tackay, don't read too
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much into it. Number three. As long as you say
this is all on the level. I'd love to see
your island. Jeffrey Epstein. Number two, Why thank you. I'd
love a drink, mister Cosby. And the number one time
I should have kept my big fat mouth shut. I'd
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love to be on your radio show, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Good more than everybody. The Big Show is right here
on the radio. Saves me praised.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
You're lifted.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated, smile on your
face and a song in your heart as long as
you buy their bloody gri lill and sauce, John Boy
and Billy on the Big Show, Faith.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
And Begorah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Bigshutings on the radio. Ah dear, I'm sure thanks shivn
seals under way, uh JD's.
Speaker 14 (14:11):
How many friends will anybody who's anybody knows? Thanksgivings the
time to drink, bear, watch football bench perch and basically
just sit around on you fat ass.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
We got all a failler could.
Speaker 14 (14:19):
Possibly want right here at JD's twenty four hour drive
through Punting Gun at off Parts Pharmaceutical, A don't give
bait and tackle discount cigarette outlet. We got Friday's Roads,
beer funnels, handguns, manifolds, excel at Bankcaster's poll moll spin buckets,
and love nude cranberry sauce wrestling. This Tuesday night, we
got plucked you Night, crawlers, wedding rings, radiators, handcuffs, cornizone,
bowling ball's belt centers, and for a limited time only
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vote Libertarian or burning Hell pool tables, and don't forget
to show up Thanksgiving night in their air condition back
room for the world's first indoor turkey shoes.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Make sure you stop by and.
Speaker 14 (14:49):
See Howard to town drive dressed up like a pilgrim.
We'll be using old Howard quite a bit since his
parle officer gave us okay, don't spend another Thanksgiving with
a bunch of analags you'd rather shoot and eat with drunk.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
By JD's twenty.
Speaker 14 (14:59):
Four I would drive through pint of gun Auto Parts Pharmaceutical,
don't gift bait and tackle discount cigarette outlet, come visit
our new location just outside of Sanville, North Carolina, next
to Big Dave's House of compost.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Do it today, heyds Jay days what the Southern boy
names Good Morning Big shows on the radio? Coming up?
We played John boyd jeveryday. I for a one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of Ball's Not cleaning products made
right here in the USA. And old truck drivers keep
America moving and bullsnot make sure they look good doing it.
(15:30):
You find bull Snot at truck stops across America. Download
that Bullsnot app when he hit it at the Big
Show dot Com. Hang on playboard in minutes where right
now the desk tator Taming You says what to watch?
Here's our girl, Marsey Taylor Mora.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Well, let's take a look at the box office from
the weekend show Let's do all Right? The third installment
of the Now You See Me franchise opened very strong
this weekend with a domestic hall of about twenty one
point three million dollars and globally they made about seventy
five point five million. And it only costs ninety million
to make that movie, So doing pretty good. They're getting
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quind of close. In contrast, the highly anticipated movie The
Running Man earned only seventeen million domestically came in second place.
It took one hundred and ten million to make that movie.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
And The Running Man is not.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
A remake really of Schwarzenegger's movie. There they they suppose
they're supposed to stay closer to the novel in this one.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So remember I was telling Sorenson about Chad Powers, the
guy that plays Chad Powers as the lead in The
Running Man. He hosted Saturday Night Loved.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yes, his name is Escaping Me Powell I think is
his last name, but yes, Escaping Me. He's very popular
right now.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
He's in a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Last weekend's top movie, Predator bad Lands fell to third place.
This weekend, the romance Regretting You came in dropped from
second and came in fourth place, and fifth place went
to Black Phone two, the horror movie that found.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Is ringing.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
In theaters this Friday. Wicked for good Okay Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
According to NBC Universal, after more than two decades in development,
the iconic Broadway musical Wicked you know, took flight in
twenty twenty four on the big screen. And this this
is the original stage musical running nearly three hours long,
so they instead of making a three hour movie, they
broke it into two, which is why you had Wicked
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and now you have Wicked for Good. That's opening this
Friday Let's See. The sequel continues the story from Elphaba's
perspective as Oz turns against her, even as Glinda rises
as a symbol of hope. The first tells how Alphaba
becomes the Wicked Witch of the West, and the second
this movie coming out Friday, tells how her best friend
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Glinda becomes authentically good. And it's not Glinda, it's Glindada.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Is that Aria Grand She is Glinda? Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
And Cynthia ur Vo is Uh.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I wish I could see her every time, you know,
for a head for it like a chicken.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
And streaming going on. I am not very aware of
what's out there, so I'm trying to get over.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
I got to.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
I know, John Boy will Like One is a movie.
It's on Apple TV.
Speaker 15 (18:35):
It's got that guy that played Paul Blark Mall Cop yeah,
uh huh, and that square headed guy from a Reacher okay,
and the big muscle bound guy. So they unintentionally team
up as you know out of work dads or stay
at home dads as the politically correct. But anyway, they
get into you know, car chases and it's funny.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
What's the name of it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's called Playdate laid Day yep, on Apple TV.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
It's actually on Prime video.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Lay Day Prime Video yeh.
Speaker 15 (19:06):
And it's commercial free. They put one commercial at the
beginning way to go prime. Finally you're learning what.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Keeps people watching.
Speaker 15 (19:13):
And also there's a new series on Apple TV that
I just really love and it's called Pluribus Flurabus.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 15 (19:24):
Pluribus unim of course, like united or together or whatever.
So aliens convert every human being on earth into one mind,
so where all of one mind except for twelve people.
And the lead character is one of those twelve.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
And you know who that is.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I've avoided that one. Rady To showed us a little clip. Yeah,
Kim Wexler. That was from Better Call Saul, the blonde
headed lawyer from Better Call Sauw.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, she's the lead on it and it's just riveting.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
I just really love it.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Okay, good Flora us. All that is on Appen TV.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Correct And Glenn Palell is your guy that was on
Saturday Night Live and The League and the Running Man.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's Glynn Glenn, Glenn Glenn. Oh, right, you'll keep practicing.
Let's say if we canna get us a winner. Okay,
let's play John boy Jeopardy. Let me see yesterday's question.
We said weird. But during the early nineteen hundreds it
was common for fashion conscious women to make false versions
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of these body parts out of mouse fur.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
What are eyebrows?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, little mouse fur as eyebrows, very very popular today,
John Boyd Jeopardy. According to the experts, your coworkers are
least likely to lie to you when using this form
of communication.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
What hand gestures?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
She was rubbing her eye with anger? Weren't you?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
It was itching No.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
One eight hundred. Big Show, it's your total, very live.
We go to wee get a winner. We play John
Boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning. That's make show on the
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radio for your Tuesday, November eighteenth, I read your track
from The Big Show bit Box Guys, something for you
Thanksgiving holiday album John boyn Bill's bit Box our agent
Murray promotional ideas for holiday shopping days Murray Days. Keywords
of the Big Box. When you hit the Big Show
Dot com and right now, let's play yas live across America.
(21:51):
It's John Boy Jeopardy. WAA and now your host. Well,
we're not sure about least, but we know he's most
likely to like to us. Move up ten minutes before
he's supposed to be at work.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Lessey had a Mike out of Milan, Tennessee. Good morning, Mike,
Good morning, John Boy, Hello buddy, welcome al Mike. You
got the first shot of John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
Let's see what you got. According to the experts, your
coworkers are least likely to lie to you when using
this form of communication. I wanna say text, You say
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text when you use in a text.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Either that or you giving you a cool nickname.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
All right, well, Lesley, if I got it owned texting communication.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Now now you lie quick like that?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Okay, all right, like quick.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Appreciate you playing, buddy, if you have a great day.
Got all right? First guess that's number two list. So
there's number two. All right, Well, let's see if Teddy
from Cambobello, South Carolina's got a good morning Teddy, Good morning,
John Boy, Billy, Peter, Baby, there's Randy over there.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
It's okay, I'm used to be ignored same at home.
By the way, Oh.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well, Teddy is not a text so you're coworkers least
likely to lie using this form of communication.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
I'm gonna say email, all right, Well.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Let's see is it email?
Speaker 15 (23:47):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
All right, you liars.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Let's find out why. Email is probably more honest because
of the written record rule, and so you know you
are way more likely to be lied to on the phone.
By the way, texting is only slightly more honest. But
that is number two.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Rabbit chewed through my alarm clock. I have diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I can't fill the White House all that on the phone. Yes,
you're right, all right, Teddy, good work on you and
buddy you hang on jacket, hook you up?
Speaker 16 (24:26):
Hey, I need a shout out?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
All right, you got one right here go? Uh my
Gal Jenny at the Campbella post Office, Campton Country.
Speaker 16 (24:35):
Club and Koodle May Coggins.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
One of those is not like the other. You and
you boys listen to Teddy wind on the Big Show
one a manty hour top of your news only on
the side I remembering Rayfer for this Tuesday morning. Then
somebody us pretty of the sight put a minute.
Speaker 17 (25:30):
Property Ryford kicking off the Big Show and wondering why
people always have to have some number to put into
that Blame computers. When you buy something, no matter what
it might be, they want your telephone number to go
to rent a dog Gone DVD or video or something
like that. What's your telephone number? And if you don't
give them some telephone number, they won't let you rent
(25:50):
the doggone thing. Go somewhere and they say, what's your
social Security number? Want your social Security number?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Shoot?
Speaker 17 (25:57):
My daddy used to tell me when the first started
out with that social security stuff, don't give it out,
Oh sir. He even had it written in obscure places,
so if he forgot it, he could go there and
look and see what it was. If he didn't have
his card with him, people used to carry their card
along with him. Most people have to give it out
so many times nowadays that hell, they got it memorized.
(26:18):
Everybody wants some kind of number to put in your
zip code? What's your zip code number? And goodness sakes,
you know, I don't object to people coming into my
country to which I was born and bred, will one
day be a native born American dead, But I get
fidgeting when I find out that these joss and Julios
and the rest of them might be using my social
(26:39):
Security number. They say it's all they need to get
a job, and the government won't notify me or crack down.
Big headline in our paper, illegal workers take others card numbers.
Story leads off for saying and illegal immigrant may have
used your Social Security number to get a job. In fact,
several million immigrants are illegal illegally have likely hijacked American numbers.
(27:04):
That's what it says right here, And the Social Security
Administration doesn't even notify immigration officials or pursue employers who
routinely accept bogus numbers now accept that for the truth.
It comes from a reputable newspaper. We hear a lot
of stories about illegals. They don't pay taxes, they don't
do this, that and the other. They get all these
advantages that we don't get. I take much of that
(27:27):
with a grain of salt. But when you get something
here that's certainly a legitimate, a legitimate news item, and
begins you begin to wonder about it. For goodness sake,
it's getting too close to home. Why don't they crack
down on the people to hire these illegals knowing they're
using fake numbers. Yes, people are getting fed up with
this business. Something's got to be done one way or
(27:49):
the other. Robert d Rafer, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Good Tuesday Morning by Jones on the radio. It's time
to Axite.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Battery.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Hey, fix me up one of them hot to trys.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You know what that is?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
That's energy? Fiezn't prune juice A way? I get up
enough speeding energy to get the bathroom on time. I
make a man say yoo, what's up? Welcome to Xite,
the place to golf all the four one one you
need for all your uh uh uh what you call
intro citational recal relationships. Dear, I you'll find out this
(29:00):
is not really a relationshrimp question, but it does have
to do with being a man. Oh lord, I hope
to say one of that. I think I'm a home
old letter. I just turned for him, and I know
I have to start having a certain doctor's exam. I'm
not old, I'm not afraid of having it done, but
(29:21):
I'm nervous about going through all that and then saying
something stupid. I heard your mama's so fat advice for
that dude, and I knew you were the go to
guy for some help with this embarrassing situation. Barrassing situation
all right, signed Dean in winter Park, signed a name
to it, man.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Dead Dean.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I admire you, brother. I got to get all liqued
up to go through that one. And the doctor gotta
be good looking too. I don't care how drunk I is.
I don't want no ugly guy looking at my old address.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
H but I regress.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Look, brother, Uh, no matter how shy you is, there
is always a way to lighten the mood in these
uh prostrotrachicological matters. Let me preach on it. And now
a lot of men's leave the joke making to the doctor,
and some of them got some good material too.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
My doctor used to say, uh uh, if you want
a second opinion, I'll use two fingers neck time, or
did you swallow a whole hand?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
He's good, man, he's good.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
But not everybody lucky enough to have Cedric the proctologists
for a doctor, so be prepared to take charge of
that human situation. He's already saddled with a job or
reaching into your booty like some kind of pervertererated magician.
Ain't no sense in him doing everything. Maybe you will
find some of these clear equipitations. Help uh take it
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easy there, doctor McCoy, your boat let go where no
man's gone before. If you find a millia air.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Hot tell her.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I said, hey, can you hear me?
Speaker 11 (31:10):
Now?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Who can't be toping aie?
Speaker 6 (31:17):
There yet?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Aie? There yet?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Awi there yet any sign of the trapped minus chief.
I don't know why that took a me. You put
your left hand in, you take your left hand out now,
(31:41):
I know how a muppet feels. That was quick, get
right in there, get it and get out. If the
hand don't.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Fit, you must quit.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Legal humor. And here's my favorite doctor. Could you please
write to my wife saying my head is not up
there you are write that one down, John Bo. There
you go, Dee, my brother, they're not get you through
a few years. And considering the deplicate nature of your letter,
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I leave out the usual foot in assjo it's his.
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But first.
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Animal Channel presents that crocodile stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying a crap out
of them now.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Here, Steve, thank you, and good day everyone. Today we're
in the American southeast. It's a beautiful full day. The
amazing autumn colors have fallen from the trees and left
the gorgeous carpet of leaves beneath our feet. Thanksgiving is
just around the corner, and that can only mean one thing.
More ferocious than the black bear, more savage than the badger. Yes,
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it's redneck season today. We're risking life and limb to
seek out a very special breed of the redneck species,
not the typical pot bellied version. This brute is tall
and rangy, with a thick coat of coarse red hair.
Some people consider him a legend, tall tales told by
parents to frighten children, But there's been too many sightings
of this beast for the stories not to be true.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
There he is.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
It's him, and from the sound of that cry, it
sounds like I'm not the only one who got like it.
We'll have to be careful. The American red nick is
very territorium and don't take kindly the strange males. So
to avoid confrontation, I've disguised myself as the female of
the species. Skankers, trailer trashes. I've donned a beehive wig,
leopard prince spandex knee pants, a bowling shirt knotted in
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the ceremonial style just out of the breastbone, and combat boots.
And I've doused myself with a half gallon of Avon
DuJour for good measure. I hope it works. Maybe it
works too good. I've been a duck for cover of
These retinics can be dangerous this time of year. They
spend countless days and nights watching hours of televised sports,
driving this testosterone level sky high, and then they start
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doing wild things like jumping off roofs, challenging each other
the tree climbing gone tests, and before you know it,
they've become an absolute menace, especially when they're on This
is a bad sign, but that's how mother nature works.
The consequences of their looney antics while they're in this
liquor induced trance helps keep the population in check. And
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another one bites the dust. I only you know if
I don't get caught in the crossfire. I guess I
spoke too soon. When I'm in luck, it's only a
flesh wound, and I don't spend that much time sitting
down anyway, bunch of bonsas what luck, he's accidentally been
separated from the hood. It's time to make our move.
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It's not easy to run in this outfit. I'll tell you.
This fandex makes me chase and a hearty full of
buckshot doesn't now bathe it.
Speaker 9 (38:34):
Here?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
He is?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
What a specimen. And from the look of that wobbly gate,
I think he's already been into the mult beverage. I
need to get a closer look. But this monster is
far too dangerous to approach in the wild.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
And I've got a plan.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I've drove along a tasty rack of rib smothered in
a popular grilling songs. Here he comes.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Ribs I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Look at him go. It's a regular ravenous wind in
the meeting frenzy. Those ribbons are plying through the air
like shellcasings from a machine gun. He went through those
ribs and wrecking time. And now if he stays true
to form, it's time to sleep off his bat bead.
Now the trick is to measure him and tag him
before he wakes up. He's sleeping like a baby. What
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a beauty. He looks to be in good health, even
as his winter coat. What a rare opportunity. Oh, he's
waking up now. All we need to do is tag
him with his transmitter and then clear out all attention
to his elo. Don't worry, he won't feel a faith.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
What'd you do that for him?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Stupid? I wasn't fast enough. Better not make any sudden movements.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
He looks mad. Hello, you punched a hole in my ear. Dangs, skippy,
I'm mad.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Let's just try to back away quickly and hope his
cries don't will the rest of the hood. After all,
we're in a part of the country that considers deliverance
a love story.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Well, well what we got here?
Speaker 3 (39:57):
You're are a purty little thing right in a flesh?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Listen, mate, this season what it looks like?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Come over here, give me a huh for me.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
You don't understand.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I'm a man, see your perverb. Ain't safe to go
in the woods anymore. I'm going home.
Speaker 10 (40:14):
It was close.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I could have been seriously injured. I promise you. I
was lucky to escape with my life. Not so fast
week thing? Why didn't it? He's another thing?
Speaker 7 (40:24):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 6 (40:29):
Maybe a man lies. Well, let's play me the blind.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
You offered the Big Old Log Tiger's prize package one
eight hundred big show toll free line. We'll go to
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Good more than everybody more Big Show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
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What's up?
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This is ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck. Just check out my
two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here on
the Big Show. I listened to something else my own self,
but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the Cadillac.
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Never mind, heets out.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You loving at them. I don't think we should sing
a duet. We've been practicing later. Our voice is there,
I know.
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I think we need to rest it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You sound sexy and harassed.
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It's too it's too.
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So much. Well, the National Princess Day. Would you be
our princess?
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I'd love to because I never got called a princess
grown up. My dad's nickname for me was.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I know, I know what stinky.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, a lot of little girls get princess and pumpkin
and sweety pie.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
My stinky, you.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Know, because.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
He's the best brisket.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That was his love language. Yeah, the brisket.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You gotta be a little brisky, little stinky briskey.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Ah injest day, I will take it all right.
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We'll get out of three days in history and let's
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some right here. November eighteenth, there was thirteen o seven.
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According to legend, William Tail shot the apple off his
son's head.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And now it's a big Vegas act.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Thirty knows that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
What was he trying to prove that it was a
good shot or gravity? No, that wasn't gravity was no.
I think the apple hit somebody on the head.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
It's he was demonstrating his markmanship.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Ah, show it off.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, boy, go standing there in front of that tree.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Let me that apple off her head, all right?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I move up to nineteen ninety five, Prison officials and
new Hive France admitted they had to change the locks
on three hundred cell doors till somebody lost the master key.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Well, okay, keep up with those, Deputy John Boyce.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And finally three, a fifty seven year old Florida woman
recovered from a stroke to find she had a British accent.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Experts diagnose Judy Roberts is suffering from foreign accent syndrome,
one of less than twenty cases reported worldwide in eighty years. Yes, weird,
I have a day darlow. Yeah, that'd be out that
way right. Here's our categors one eight hundred big shows,
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a toll free line to us. We play out bursts next,
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I want.
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To say burn.
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Let me start off with our body all right.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
We'll boog in.
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Then we'll boog in. Let's play out birds ups, Let's
play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win. John
Boys and Bully give the prizes from the big prize.
Be let's go contested, No Umber one. This should be
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a lot of fun. You're playing.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Have the Marie up and.
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Guest time you love the best time you have.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
A big shot, say had a James from Bluff City,
and U say we.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Shot gor to James, Good morning John, Oh buddy, welcome man.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I know we are for sure, buddy, you've got first
shot at winning this morning. Let's say when you at
blue Amy, Well, let's do it then. James give us
in five seconds three red fruits ready go apple cherry showery.
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Good work, all right, apple, I guess easiest to shoot
off the boy's head if.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You do them all right, can't bounce a watermelon.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
James give us three kinds of keys, ready to go,
half key, car key, a pankey, and for the win,
three accents and you can do them if you want to.
Ready go Southern, northern and foreign. For you got James
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prize back head over to Bluff City of Tennessee. Like
I said, don't play poker with James, all right, you
won't know about it. Thanks, no boy, all right. First
Thanksgiving song of the season. Sorry they got one, but
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I want to get it out of the way. Adam
Samder singing, look Turkey, sEH, Good morning, Big shows on
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the radio, alrid get that away, kick off the season.
Adam Sandler and the turkey saw.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Sweet turkey. Of course it's good not tweet turkey. Lack
of good boy shoot because it's turkey.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
To eat so good.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Turkey for me.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Turkey for you.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe. Love
to eat the turkey at the table. I once saw
a movie with Betty Gravy. Eat that turkey all night long,
fifty million Nobish fans.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Can't be wrong.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
Turkey lurkey doom and turkey lurkey gap. I eat that turkey,
then I take a nap.
Speaker 11 (08:35):
Thanks.
Speaker 12 (08:36):
Jury is a special mind.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Jimmy Walker.
Speaker 12 (08:48):
Used the same time.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Oh my, that's right, Turkey with gravy and cranberry. Can't
believe the match traded Dallas, draw by Turkey for you
and turkey for me. Can't believe the tyson gave that
girl Beagie.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Oh white meat, dark meat.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
You just can't lose.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
I tell off my mot pet and I got up
bruised turkey in the oven, end of buns in the toaster.
I'll ever take down my Sheryl Teaks post turkey and sweet.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
Partein up pie samby Davis. You and you've only had
water eyes. Oh, Turkey for the girls and turkey for
the boys. My favorite kind of pants are corner oils,
gobbled Dobba boo and gobble dobble giggle. I wish turkey
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only cost don Nickel.
Speaker 12 (10:05):
Oh, I love turkey on stakes, Gizy Happy, Thanks Jamming.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Good Tuesday morning big shows on the radio. I'm taking Jim.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
It's no secret I have a big mouth, a big
fat mouth, and the biggest problem with my big fat
mouth I don't know why to keep it shut, and I.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Have paid dearly for it. Oh, come on, peelase, I
beg you to be well.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm doing a top ten.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
It's that bad.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
So from the home office in the laundry room at
the Hot Sheet Hotel right next to Charlie Sheen's room,
comes today's top ten list, The top ten times I
should have kept my big fat mouth shut. Number ten, Well,
if you think the world is really in danger, I'd
be happy to invest in your wind farm, al Gore.
Speaker 13 (11:31):
Number nine. Sure, I'll walk into the men's room, George Michael.
Next thing you know?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Wham?
Speaker 13 (11:42):
Number eight? Why are you standing under that missiletoe alone?
Joy behar Number seven, I'd be happy to pick up
that pencil for you, Nathan Lane, let me introduce you
to George Michael. Number six. That's right, I said, shut
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your mouth, Mike Tyson. Number five. Okay, I'll stand here
with my legs spread, as long as you don't do
anything crazy. Johnny Knoxville. Number four, I can beat you
at any kind of cornhole. George Tackay, don't read too
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much into it. Number three. As long as you say
this is all on the level. I'd love to see
your island. Jeffrey Epstein. Number two, Why thank you. I'd
love a drink, mister Cosby. And the number one time
I should have kept my big fat mouth shut. I'd
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love to be on your radio show, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Good more than everybody. The Big Show is right here
on the radio. Saves me praised.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
You're lifted.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated, smile on your
face and a song in your heart as long as
you buy their bloody gri lill and sauce, John Boy
and Billy on the Big Show, Faith.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
And Begorah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Bigshutings on the radio. Ah dear, I'm sure thanks shivn
seals under way, uh JD's.
Speaker 14 (14:11):
How many friends will anybody who's anybody knows? Thanksgivings the
time to drink, bear, watch football bench perch and basically
just sit around on you fat ass.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
We got all a failler could.
Speaker 14 (14:19):
Possibly want right here at JD's twenty four hour drive
through Punting Gun at off Parts Pharmaceutical, A don't give
bait and tackle discount cigarette outlet. We got Friday's Roads,
beer funnels, handguns, manifolds, excel at Bankcaster's poll moll spin buckets,
and love nude cranberry sauce wrestling. This Tuesday night, we
got plucked you Night, crawlers, wedding rings, radiators, handcuffs, cornizone,
bowling ball's belt centers, and for a limited time only
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vote Libertarian or burning Hell pool tables, and don't forget
to show up Thanksgiving night in their air condition back
room for the world's first indoor turkey shoes.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Make sure you stop by and.
Speaker 14 (14:49):
See Howard to town drive dressed up like a pilgrim.
We'll be using old Howard quite a bit since his
parle officer gave us okay, don't spend another Thanksgiving with
a bunch of analags you'd rather shoot and eat with drunk.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
By JD's twenty.
Speaker 14 (14:59):
Four I would drive through pint of gun Auto Parts Pharmaceutical,
don't gift bait and tackle discount cigarette outlet, come visit
our new location just outside of Sanville, North Carolina, next
to Big Dave's House of compost.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Do it today, heyds Jay days what the Southern boy
names Good Morning Big shows on the radio? Coming up?
We played John boyd jeveryday. I for a one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of Ball's Not cleaning products made
right here in the USA. And old truck drivers keep
America moving and bullsnot make sure they look good doing it.
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Show dot Com. Hang on playboard in minutes where right
now the desk tator Taming You says what to watch?
Here's our girl, Marsey Taylor Mora.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Well, let's take a look at the box office from
the weekend show Let's do all Right? The third installment
of the Now You See Me franchise opened very strong
this weekend with a domestic hall of about twenty one
point three million dollars and globally they made about seventy
five point five million. And it only costs ninety million
to make that movie, So doing pretty good. They're getting
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quind of close. In contrast, the highly anticipated movie The
Running Man earned only seventeen million domestically came in second place.
It took one hundred and ten million to make that movie.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
And The Running Man is not.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
A remake really of Schwarzenegger's movie. There they they suppose
they're supposed to stay closer to the novel in this one.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So remember I was telling Sorenson about Chad Powers, the
guy that plays Chad Powers as the lead in The
Running Man. He hosted Saturday Night Loved.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yes, his name is Escaping Me Powell I think is
his last name, but yes, Escaping Me. He's very popular
right now.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
He's in a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Last weekend's top movie, Predator bad Lands fell to third place.
This weekend, the romance Regretting You came in dropped from
second and came in fourth place, and fifth place went
to Black Phone two, the horror movie that found.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Is ringing.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
In theaters this Friday. Wicked for good Okay Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
According to NBC Universal, after more than two decades in development,
the iconic Broadway musical Wicked you know, took flight in
twenty twenty four on the big screen. And this this
is the original stage musical running nearly three hours long,
so they instead of making a three hour movie, they
broke it into two, which is why you had Wicked
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and now you have Wicked for Good. That's opening this
Friday Let's See. The sequel continues the story from Elphaba's
perspective as Oz turns against her, even as Glinda rises
as a symbol of hope. The first tells how Alphaba
becomes the Wicked Witch of the West, and the second
this movie coming out Friday, tells how her best friend
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Glinda becomes authentically good. And it's not Glinda, it's Glindada.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Is that Aria Grand She is Glinda? Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
And Cynthia ur Vo is Uh.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I wish I could see her every time, you know,
for a head for it like a chicken.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
And streaming going on. I am not very aware of
what's out there, so I'm trying to get over.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
I got to.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
I know, John Boy will Like One is a movie.
It's on Apple TV.
Speaker 15 (18:35):
It's got that guy that played Paul Blark Mall Cop yeah,
uh huh, and that square headed guy from a Reacher okay,
and the big muscle bound guy. So they unintentionally team
up as you know out of work dads or stay
at home dads as the politically correct. But anyway, they
get into you know, car chases and it's funny.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
What's the name of it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's called Playdate laid Day yep, on Apple TV.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
It's actually on Prime video.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Lay Day Prime Video yeh.
Speaker 15 (19:06):
And it's commercial free. They put one commercial at the
beginning way to go prime. Finally you're learning what.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Keeps people watching.
Speaker 15 (19:13):
And also there's a new series on Apple TV that
I just really love and it's called Pluribus Flurabus.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 15 (19:24):
Pluribus unim of course, like united or together or whatever.
So aliens convert every human being on earth into one mind,
so where all of one mind except for twelve people.
And the lead character is one of those twelve.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
And you know who that is.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I've avoided that one. Rady To showed us a little clip. Yeah,
Kim Wexler. That was from Better Call Saul, the blonde
headed lawyer from Better Call Sauw.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, she's the lead on it and it's just riveting.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
I just really love it.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Okay, good Flora us. All that is on Appen TV.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Correct And Glenn Palell is your guy that was on
Saturday Night Live and The League and the Running Man.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's Glynn Glenn, Glenn Glenn. Oh, right, you'll keep practicing.
Let's say if we canna get us a winner. Okay,
let's play John boy Jeopardy. Let me see yesterday's question.
We said weird. But during the early nineteen hundreds it
was common for fashion conscious women to make false versions
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of these body parts out of mouse fur.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
What are eyebrows?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, little mouse fur as eyebrows, very very popular today,
John Boyd Jeopardy. According to the experts, your coworkers are
least likely to lie to you when using this form
of communication.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
What hand gestures?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
She was rubbing her eye with anger? Weren't you?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
It was itching No.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
One eight hundred. Big Show, it's your total, very live.
We go to wee get a winner. We play John
Boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning. That's make show on the
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radio for your Tuesday, November eighteenth, I read your track
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It's John Boy Jeopardy. WAA and now your host. Well,
we're not sure about least, but we know he's most
likely to like to us. Move up ten minutes before
he's supposed to be at work.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Lessey had a Mike out of Milan, Tennessee. Good morning, Mike,
Good morning, John Boy, Hello buddy, welcome al Mike. You
got the first shot of John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
Let's see what you got. According to the experts, your
coworkers are least likely to lie to you when using
this form of communication. I wanna say text, You say
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text when you use in a text.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Either that or you giving you a cool nickname.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
All right, well, Lesley, if I got it owned texting communication.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Now now you lie quick like that?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Okay, all right, like quick.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Appreciate you playing, buddy, if you have a great day.
Got all right? First guess that's number two list. So
there's number two. All right, Well, let's see if Teddy
from Cambobello, South Carolina's got a good morning Teddy, Good morning,
John Boy, Billy, Peter, Baby, there's Randy over there.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
It's okay, I'm used to be ignored same at home.
By the way, Oh.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well, Teddy is not a text so you're coworkers least
likely to lie using this form of communication.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
I'm gonna say email, all right, Well.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Let's see is it email?
Speaker 15 (23:47):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
All right, you liars.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Let's find out why. Email is probably more honest because
of the written record rule, and so you know you
are way more likely to be lied to on the phone.
By the way, texting is only slightly more honest. But
that is number two.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Rabbit chewed through my alarm clock. I have diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I can't fill the White House all that on the phone. Yes,
you're right, all right, Teddy, good work on you and
buddy you hang on jacket, hook you up?
Speaker 16 (24:26):
Hey, I need a shout out?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
All right, you got one right here go? Uh my
Gal Jenny at the Campbella post Office, Campton Country.
Speaker 16 (24:35):
Club and Koodle May Coggins.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
One of those is not like the other. You and
you boys listen to Teddy wind on the Big Show
one a manty hour top of your news only on
the side I remembering Rayfer for this Tuesday morning. Then
somebody us pretty of the sight put a minute.
Speaker 17 (25:30):
Property Ryford kicking off the Big Show and wondering why
people always have to have some number to put into
that Blame computers. When you buy something, no matter what
it might be, they want your telephone number to go
to rent a dog Gone DVD or video or something
like that. What's your telephone number? And if you don't
give them some telephone number, they won't let you rent
(25:50):
the doggone thing. Go somewhere and they say, what's your
social Security number? Want your social Security number?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Shoot?
Speaker 17 (25:57):
My daddy used to tell me when the first started
out with that social security stuff, don't give it out,
Oh sir. He even had it written in obscure places,
so if he forgot it, he could go there and
look and see what it was. If he didn't have
his card with him, people used to carry their card
along with him. Most people have to give it out
so many times nowadays that hell, they got it memorized.
(26:18):
Everybody wants some kind of number to put in your
zip code? What's your zip code number? And goodness sakes,
you know, I don't object to people coming into my
country to which I was born and bred, will one
day be a native born American dead, But I get
fidgeting when I find out that these joss and Julios
and the rest of them might be using my social
(26:39):
Security number. They say it's all they need to get
a job, and the government won't notify me or crack down.
Big headline in our paper, illegal workers take others card numbers.
Story leads off for saying and illegal immigrant may have
used your Social Security number to get a job. In fact,
several million immigrants are illegal illegally have likely hijacked American numbers.
(27:04):
That's what it says right here, And the Social Security
Administration doesn't even notify immigration officials or pursue employers who
routinely accept bogus numbers now accept that for the truth.
It comes from a reputable newspaper. We hear a lot
of stories about illegals. They don't pay taxes, they don't
do this, that and the other. They get all these
advantages that we don't get. I take much of that
(27:27):
with a grain of salt. But when you get something
here that's certainly a legitimate, a legitimate news item, and
begins you begin to wonder about it. For goodness sake,
it's getting too close to home. Why don't they crack
down on the people to hire these illegals knowing they're
using fake numbers. Yes, people are getting fed up with
this business. Something's got to be done one way or
(27:49):
the other. Robert d Rafer, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Good Tuesday Morning by Jones on the radio. It's time
to Axite.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Battery.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Hey, fix me up one of them hot to trys.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You know what that is?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
That's energy? Fiezn't prune juice A way? I get up
enough speeding energy to get the bathroom on time. I
make a man say yoo, what's up? Welcome to Xite,
the place to golf all the four one one you
need for all your uh uh uh what you call
intro citational recal relationships. Dear, I you'll find out this
(29:00):
is not really a relationshrimp question, but it does have
to do with being a man. Oh lord, I hope
to say one of that. I think I'm a home
old letter. I just turned for him, and I know
I have to start having a certain doctor's exam. I'm
not old, I'm not afraid of having it done, but
(29:21):
I'm nervous about going through all that and then saying
something stupid. I heard your mama's so fat advice for
that dude, and I knew you were the go to
guy for some help with this embarrassing situation. Barrassing situation
all right, signed Dean in winter Park, signed a name
to it, man.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Dead Dean.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I admire you, brother. I got to get all liqued
up to go through that one. And the doctor gotta
be good looking too. I don't care how drunk I is.
I don't want no ugly guy looking at my old address.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
H but I regress.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Look, brother, Uh, no matter how shy you is, there
is always a way to lighten the mood in these
uh prostrotrachicological matters. Let me preach on it. And now
a lot of men's leave the joke making to the doctor,
and some of them got some good material too.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
My doctor used to say, uh uh, if you want
a second opinion, I'll use two fingers neck time, or
did you swallow a whole hand?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
He's good, man, he's good.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
But not everybody lucky enough to have Cedric the proctologists
for a doctor, so be prepared to take charge of
that human situation. He's already saddled with a job or
reaching into your booty like some kind of pervertererated magician.
Ain't no sense in him doing everything. Maybe you will
find some of these clear equipitations. Help uh take it
(30:57):
easy there, doctor McCoy, your boat let go where no
man's gone before. If you find a millia air.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Hot tell her.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I said, hey, can you hear me?
Speaker 11 (31:10):
Now?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Who can't be toping aie?
Speaker 6 (31:17):
There yet?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Aie? There yet?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Awi there yet any sign of the trapped minus chief.
I don't know why that took a me. You put
your left hand in, you take your left hand out now,
(31:41):
I know how a muppet feels. That was quick, get
right in there, get it and get out. If the
hand don't.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Fit, you must quit.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Legal humor. And here's my favorite doctor. Could you please
write to my wife saying my head is not up
there you are write that one down, John Bo. There
you go, Dee, my brother, they're not get you through
a few years. And considering the deplicate nature of your letter,
(32:16):
I leave out the usual foot in assjo it's his.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Peace out ef You want a Adzike mail to Axike
Big Show peel Box one nine one one one Charlotte
and see two eight two one nine email anybody but
me at the Big show dot com.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Adds up that hot the truck kicking in.
Speaker 16 (32:41):
This mag show on the radio, John bock Ben and
Tyler Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening, Hi, pal,
you are listening to two of the funniest guys on
the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show Holy.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Sthing Funny, Oh hell, good morning.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
It's a big Shaw on the radio, minding you you
can win John Boys wonderful Thing number one hundred and
sixty three brand new XL. I ran into Tammy Faye
at the mall. T shirt originally designed our own building
back in nineteen eighty eight. Use your name of a
hat and I I won't be the Facebook page you
see me awarding it. Last week I found a couple
(34:04):
of these bad boys and don't make comments on some
of some of them be mean.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
On Facebook social media.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I let my I do a little old little rubber
you know. I don't don't have a makeup on. And
these these lights in here don't help. It's not really
good halo in these closet. This closet were and I'm
glad a lot of y'all recognized the plush studio with
all the windows. You know that we moved from this
(34:34):
ovating in the sea a little bit.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Yeah, so you're saying you wear make up.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
No, I'm saying on TV, I mean, if I won't
be a good influencer, maybe look a little better. I mean,
I'm not gonna be a hot young girl.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
You could be if you wanted to.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
I'm tried.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Little there, good.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Or not? Yeah, go ahead, ask for it. Somebody appreciated
to buy a definition of this one wasn't wallered out?
All right, dude, Well y'all have at it all right,
Good morning, I got the Big Show on the radio
(35:27):
coming up. We played Beating the Blood for a hat,
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It's right there at the Big Show dot Com. We'll
(35:49):
play for it in minutes.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
But first.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Animal Channel presents that crocodile stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying a crap out
of them now.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Here, Steve, thank you, and good day everyone. Today we're
in the American southeast. It's a beautiful full day. The
amazing autumn colors have fallen from the trees and left
the gorgeous carpet of leaves beneath our feet. Thanksgiving is
just around the corner, and that can only mean one thing.
More ferocious than the black bear, more savage than the badger. Yes,
(36:28):
it's redneck season today. We're risking life and limb to
seek out a very special breed of the redneck species,
not the typical pot bellied version. This brute is tall
and rangy, with a thick coat of coarse red hair.
Some people consider him a legend, tall tales told by
parents to frighten children, But there's been too many sightings
of this beast for the stories not to be true.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
There he is.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
It's him, and from the sound of that cry, it
sounds like I'm not the only one who got like it.
We'll have to be careful. The American red nick is
very territorium and don't take kindly the strange males. So
to avoid confrontation, I've disguised myself as the female of
the species. Skankers, trailer trashes. I've donned a beehive wig,
leopard prince spandex knee pants, a bowling shirt knotted in
(37:13):
the ceremonial style just out of the breastbone, and combat boots.
And I've doused myself with a half gallon of Avon
DuJour for good measure. I hope it works. Maybe it
works too good. I've been a duck for cover of
These retinics can be dangerous this time of year. They
spend countless days and nights watching hours of televised sports,
driving this testosterone level sky high, and then they start
(37:36):
doing wild things like jumping off roofs, challenging each other
the tree climbing gone tests, and before you know it,
they've become an absolute menace, especially when they're on This
is a bad sign, but that's how mother nature works.
The consequences of their looney antics while they're in this
liquor induced trance helps keep the population in check. And
(38:01):
another one bites the dust. I only you know if
I don't get caught in the crossfire. I guess I
spoke too soon. When I'm in luck, it's only a
flesh wound, and I don't spend that much time sitting
down anyway, bunch of bonsas what luck, he's accidentally been
separated from the hood. It's time to make our move.
(38:23):
It's not easy to run in this outfit. I'll tell you.
This fandex makes me chase and a hearty full of
buckshot doesn't now bathe it.
Speaker 9 (38:34):
Here?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
He is?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
What a specimen. And from the look of that wobbly gate,
I think he's already been into the mult beverage. I
need to get a closer look. But this monster is
far too dangerous to approach in the wild.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
And I've got a plan.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I've drove along a tasty rack of rib smothered in
a popular grilling songs. Here he comes.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Ribs I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Look at him go. It's a regular ravenous wind in
the meeting frenzy. Those ribbons are plying through the air
like shellcasings from a machine gun. He went through those
ribs and wrecking time. And now if he stays true
to form, it's time to sleep off his bat bead.
Now the trick is to measure him and tag him
before he wakes up. He's sleeping like a baby. What
(39:18):
a beauty. He looks to be in good health, even
as his winter coat. What a rare opportunity. Oh, he's
waking up now. All we need to do is tag
him with his transmitter and then clear out all attention
to his elo. Don't worry, he won't feel a faith.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
What'd you do that for him?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Stupid? I wasn't fast enough. Better not make any sudden movements.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
He looks mad. Hello, you punched a hole in my ear. Dangs, skippy,
I'm mad.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Let's just try to back away quickly and hope his
cries don't will the rest of the hood. After all,
we're in a part of the country that considers deliverance
a love story.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Well, well what we got here?
Speaker 3 (39:57):
You're are a purty little thing right in a flesh?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Listen, mate, this season what it looks like?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Come over here, give me a huh for me.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
You don't understand.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I'm a man, see your perverb. Ain't safe to go
in the woods anymore. I'm going home.
Speaker 10 (40:14):
It was close.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I could have been seriously injured. I promise you. I
was lucky to escape with my life. Not so fast
week thing? Why didn't it? He's another thing?
Speaker 7 (40:24):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 6 (40:29):
Maybe a man lies. Well, let's play me the blind.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
You offered the Big Old Log Tiger's prize package one
eight hundred big show toll free line. We'll go to
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