November 18, 2025 • 35 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, We’ve got Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song.. - Tater has her weekly roundup of What to Watch.. - Ike Turner has some material for your next proctology exam.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes hunting for Rednecks.. - Mark Packer covers the College Football scene with his Southern Fried Football report.. - We fill a request for Miley Sirus.. - and Murray workshops some marketing ideas to compete with “Black Friday”…
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That's a big show on the radio Tuesday, No Family
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beat the blunt that's made Our contestant, Danny from Athens,
(00:53):
West Virginia, Good morning, Danny's mord morning. Hello Danny boy,
I welcome hell. So Danny, you know we'll do. Ask
Tatter some questions. She'll answer. You agree or disagree with her.
Get two right, four too wrong and you win?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
All right? Rather those do it?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Did?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
What do y'all know about frogs? Frogs don't have ears,
but they can hear. So if you want to tell
one of them a secret, what part of their body
should you whisper into?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
See?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yet see you pick up the frog and you hold
them up, and you you whisper sweet, nothing's right there
into their into their honey the.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Frogs heiney is where Tater would whisper, butt, bob the frog,
the little froggy butt there, Danny, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Frogs?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Here?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Out of there?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Butt I disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well that was the thing to do.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, their eyes.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Of course, let's don't just the other. I can't hear you.
Oh man, got word, Danny, there's one bell. I'll get
one more. So take take The first four federal holidays
were signed into law in eighteen seventy. They were Thanksgiving Day,
(02:20):
Independence Day, Christmas Day, and what.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
Women's Health Day.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Thanks I learned it from you. Independence Day, Washington's Birthday,
Christmas Washington's Birthday. Danny agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Agree? Did you say I agree? You'all forgot New Year's Day?
New Year's Day? Ours are? We got a full count?
Going into the.
Speaker 9 (03:00):
Final question about about a saweek matter, it's a true
or false question?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh uh, so true or false? The United States is
the only country in the world with a Thanksgiving Day
national holiday.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
No way, no way that other countries aren't thankful.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
So I'm gonna say false.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
The United States is the only country in the world
with a Thanksgiving holiday. You say false, Danny, agree or disagree?
Speaker 10 (03:31):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 11 (03:33):
And oh god it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Canada had won forty years before the US. I didn't
know that. I figured it would be the only one.
Man pilper's only come to one country, but they're thankful
for other things. But there are twenty four countries with
a Thanksgiving Day national holiday. How about that to me?
Thankful good man. Well, Danny, you hang on. Were gonna
(04:02):
make you happy, guaranteed before we hang up on you, all.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Right, buddy?
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
May can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Of course you can.
Speaker 10 (04:10):
I want to give a.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Shout out to the John Boy and Billy Show for
being on air for all these years.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I've been been listening for probably thirty five years.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Awesome, Danny. We appreciate you, buddy, sure do.
Speaker 8 (04:22):
Thankful for you.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I'm gonna miss you all whenever you get off the air.
All right, Well, you get on that John Bomiller Facebook page.
That's what I'm telling everybody. You miss it, you think
about us, jump on there, because we're gonna have some stuff.
I just don't know what yet. I'm gonna get a nap.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I know a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm gonna publish yourself came up with Ready, Danny, hang on, buddy,
Why we're gonna jump out? Cut you up on your news.
Got our time capsule for the no. Femberly eighteenth, right
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on out of side.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
This is the award winning Joh Boy and Billy Big.
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Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (05:53):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Would you
move out? Hello, boys and girls. Mister Rafford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile, redneck yuckfest. It helps straighten out
the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's adventure day in
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mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughn. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying adventure day?
Speaker 12 (06:23):
So far?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
It's really neat mister Rayford. What a great idea of
putting all those old, abandoned refrigerators with clubhouse painted on
them in your backyard. I haven't seen my brother Eddie
in the last few minutes, so do you think you
could help me find him?
Speaker 11 (06:36):
Well, we'll talk about that later. You know, Tommy, I
thought you were coming along on the road to curmudgeon hood.
You know, I was on that cynical road back when
you were just a drunken glaze in your father's eye.
It doesn't just happen. You have to work at it.
It's a twenty four hour a day job. You can't
just take an occasional stab at it. You've got to
make it your life I have. You've got to decide
(06:57):
are you going to be a good head or a butad.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 11 (07:06):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy, bud. With a
little work, we can take care of that. You got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do, people you can call a pal.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Are you my pal, Tommy, Yes, sir, I'm your pal.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Good boy.
Speaker 11 (07:24):
How about a nice big glass of bil call.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
M Yeah, that'd be great. I really got thirsty out
there dodging all those bear tracks.
Speaker 13 (07:31):
Ah.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
Yes, And remember, you can't fall in the trap of
saying what you think people want to hear. Speak your mind,
damn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon, be
a yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah butt head, I got it, I got it. Let
can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child.
Speaker 11 (07:48):
Well, if your mother would cut her job and stay
home like all women should, the world wouldn't be so
screwed up. Tell her I said give it up. She
can't have it all tomorrow and mister Rayford's neighborhood leaf
blowers modern convenience or just another fiendish attempt to annoy
me personally. Till then get out of my yard, stay indoors,
(08:09):
and if your parents go out to eat, pretend your sick,
stay home and quit ruining my life till then this
is mister Rafford saying, Pata pat way off. Good. I'll
hold the little bastards off for a while.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Jod Boy and.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Dilly Lovey.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Saving morning yell, done right, good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
All right, turn it up.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's gonna be good action.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
Hello friends, you're all pal burn Burn here with another
gurgling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Today's episode Heaven and Helen.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
As our story opens, a blonde is in the middle
of a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
All right, missus Weaver, and we are almost done. What
channel is that? Excuse me on the TV?
Speaker 8 (09:35):
And it's black and white?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Is it some old movie?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Well, no, it's it's it's your reception's terrible.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
It's all fuzzy and granny.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I've been watching for Homas ten minutes and I can't
tell what's going on.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Well, no, no, no, you see it's a short fad
little actor.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Is that darn individos?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Missus we were? It's your ultrasound?
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Oh one of those independent films.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Weird?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, that's your baby.
What did you think I was doing with this thing
on your tummy?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I thought you were hidden on me.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Oh, for the love of it's so cold and flippery,
it's kind of tickled.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Well, look, everything looks wonderful. She's a healthy little girl.
A girl.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, Oh, I'm happy.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You're so excited.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Hello, I'm Presbyterian.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Uh my mistake. So have you thought of a name? Yep,
Helen Helen. But missus Weaver, according to my chart, you
have five daughters all named Helen. Is that correct? Yup,
all Helen's Well, if you don't mind my asking, isn't
that a little confusing?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Not for me.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
I've got a foolproof system.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
But what if they're all upstairs together and you only
want to call one of them down?
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Oh that's easy.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
I just called them by their last names.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
The son of.
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Mhow we hope you enjoy a John Boy and Billy playhouse.
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Divorced, and every morning I listen to your Boy and
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Thanks you all, pack Man all thanks. College Football joins us. Next,
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. We're getting ready
(13:16):
to play wordy word for those Bird Team County peanuts.
But first I was promised the purveyor of Southern fried football.
Our man Mark Packer joining us.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Good morning Packed, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
How are we doing? Going good? Buddy? Missed you last week.
We had a little vacation.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
We we're all good.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
How are you doing. I want to catch you up, buddy,
turn you turn you loose.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
Yeah, we got we got a lot going on, and
you know, John boy, it's hard to believe we are
entering week thirteen of the college football season.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
But I gotta tell you, you know, you get to
this time of the year.
Speaker 12 (13:48):
We got coaches getting fired and hired all over the place,
crazy games, But I saw stuff happening over the weekend that,
you know, it just goes to show you the pressure
of these guys are under Let me just keep a
couple examples. I know you love Tu tar heels, Bill Belichick,
all the brew haha about him getting hired and all
that stuff. They go play Wake Force a little Tobacco
(14:08):
road rivalry and it's not going well.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
For the Heels.
Speaker 12 (14:11):
In fact, they're gonna get beaten games basically over. Wakes
got it inside the five. It's under thirty second. Bill
Belichick calls the time out and Jake Dickard, the coach
at Wake Force, says, well, it's fourth down.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
They're calling time out. This game's over. Let's just go score,
and so the Deakes run it in for a touch.
Game ends.
Speaker 12 (14:29):
Wake Force wins that thing, and again there was no
doubt they were going to win. They're up twenty one
to twelve for the touch, so it's sign for the
old traditional handshake. Jake Dickard walks across the field, takes
office hat and Bill Belichick ga him the blow by
John Boys, like you know, I am out of here,
no hands, basically the handshake, like I'm barely gonna touch
it and I'm out of here. And people have been
(14:50):
renting and raving about it. But let me tell you something,
that was a drop in the bucket compared to what
was going on around the country.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
NC State by don't know Dave Dorn.
Speaker 12 (14:58):
They took the wolf back there, fresh off their big
when against Georgia Tech, they go down to Miami to
take on the big bad Mighty Canes and Miami blows
them out of the water, beat them forty one to seven.
After the game, Dave Doran goes to the press conference
and some crazy reporter says, hey, coach, I know your
birthday's coming up, all right now, Dave Doran's just gotten
(15:18):
fresh got beat by five touchdowns. Dorn stops him in
the middle of the sentence and goes, hey, we just
got our blank kicked.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
You think you know this ain't funny to me? He goes,
I gotta do this blankly blank for a living. So i'thing, man,
you picked.
Speaker 12 (15:34):
The wrong time for a birthday joke for Dave Dory.
So if you think that's note, he gets crazier.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Patton Rdoozy. He's the head coach at Pittsburgh.
Speaker 12 (15:43):
They got a big showdown against Notre Dame last week
ranked on rank pitt Panther coach patn Orrdusey, I've known
him forever during the week, said well, you know what,
Notre Dame could beat this by one hundred you know,
quite frankly, the more important games or the next two
weeks when we're in the ECC championship race, we gotta
go play Georgia Tech and and we've got Miami. Well
Notre Dame didn't take too kindly that and then they
(16:04):
went out and proceeded to beat the living and you know.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
What, have a pit. So here's the deal.
Speaker 12 (16:09):
The game is over, it's thirty seven to nine with
about ten seconds to go. Pitt's got the ball. They
call a time out. Was six seconds to go throw
a touchdown pass in the game. And you know how
that handshake went by right Pats coming out.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
There for the big hug.
Speaker 12 (16:24):
Marcus Freeman wanted no part of it, kind of pushed
them off and said I'm out of here. He was
asked about after the game. He said, I just want
to go celebrate with my guys. Needless say he was hot,
but that's nothing, John boy. We got Shane Biemer in
South Carolina. They're having a miserable year. They go down
to take on number three Texas A.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
And M and Agui Land. They are beating the breaks off.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Of Texas A and M.
Speaker 12 (16:48):
Shane Biemer's talking at halftime, Man, we beat these dudes
by twenty four last year. He's high five and he's
whooping it up the fans of South Carolina who are
passion this like nobody's visits.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They're loving it. And then Texas A and M comes
to the biggest comeback.
Speaker 12 (17:02):
In school history. Down thirty to three and half time,
they come back and win the game. But during the game,
John Boy late first half, Nick Harbor, great outside wide receiver,
great speed. He catches a little pass over the middle.
He runs in eighty yards for a touch. Nobody could
touch him. Game Cock players follow him up into the tunnel.
Looks like he's pulled a hamstring. They run into a
(17:23):
state patrolman from Texas right, and the state patrolman starts
like puffing his chest out and give the guys an elbows,
turns around, starts pointing at him, and I mean, like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I mean, I know South Carolina was wearing them out, but.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
We got the state patrolman from the great state of
Texas taking it personally.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
So the whole weekend had nothing but people on edge.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
Man, it was a crazy, crazy college football weekend, Southern
football variety, like nobody's business. I tell you this all
the time, you just never know what you're gonna get.
But then I'm finally dawn on me what was going
on because I could not figured it out from the
crazy Clemson Friday night game in Louisville where they both
looked like they wanted to lose. Somebody had to win
(18:06):
the games on Saturday. So I'm reading on Monday, John
Boy in the World Cup.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Again.
Speaker 12 (18:12):
This is soccer now, It's something in which I know
absolutely nothing about other than it's nil nil, and we
in America always suck. Every four years, we get interested
in it and we never do anything. But nevertheless, Nigeria, Nigeria,
John Boy eliminated in the World Cup by losing to
the Congo Boys.
Speaker 13 (18:30):
All Right, the.
Speaker 12 (18:31):
Coach from Nigeria, the manager said the reason they lost
was because the opposing players from the Congo were doing
voodoo during the match.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And it just goes to show you voodoo was That's.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
What was going on Saturday around the country in college football.
It was the voodoo from the Congo that was driving
everybody nuts and losing their minds. It was the craziest weekend,
I'm telling you. It wasnt so college football playoff Paul
comes out tonight. Bama's gonna drop after they lose it
home to Oklahoma. You're gonna get all kinds of people
(19:09):
talking about all kinds of junk. Listen, we still got
weeks and weeks football still left.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I know it's week thirteen.
Speaker 12 (19:15):
There's still gonna be a lot of jockey and left
and right. Only one decent game of notes this weekend,
I will tell you. And it's out in the West Coast,
southern California and Oregon, USC still on the outside looking
in Oregons looks like they're in a good spot in
the bicten.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
That's the best game of the weekend.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Is not a great slate of games, But I will
just warn you when you can't weekends like this where
you're like, ah, man, the games aren't great. Crazy your
stuff starts happening again. It's college football, man, I'm telling you,
it is a wild, wild year, crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Good stuff pack. Thank you so much, buddy. Can't wait
until next week to see what happened this weekend. You're
the man.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah, get your voodoo doll out down, goes Hey.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I want to get them John Boy and Billy Golf Club,
the head covers.
Speaker 13 (20:01):
That we had.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We'll work on that, alright, back love you meaning buddy.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Alright, we got you. We'll get you next week.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
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Speaker 4 (21:21):
I went to everybody's head about the bed Okay, but.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Birdy worried that Birdie worried. Let's meet their contestants. We
got Joseph from Fenton, Virginia. Good morning, Joseph, Good morning,
Hey morning. And Derek is at a Decatur, Alabama. Good morning, Derek,
Good morning morning. All ride. So boys, welcome Virginia versus Alabama.
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It'll be Tayter and Derek, John Boy and Joseph. Hey,
let's deal with words that have to do with Thanksgiving.
About Thanksgiving? All right, usually a lot of good old
food sit in the table. So Derek, he relax me
and Joseph for the first thirty seconds. All right, Joseph,
(22:06):
you readybody, Yes, sir, all right, start the clock. Now
pour this on my mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Poor.
Speaker 12 (22:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
This is where you just line up and get a
bunch of food in the line. It's all you can eat. Yeah,
uh huh. This a little card. You gotta set this up.
And the children said at it?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
What do you call it?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
The two words during during the meal? I gotta set
at the blank blank? Children sit there? What's another word
for children? And a baby?
Speaker 15 (22:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
All right, took a little time on the kids table.
Won't we put a three on the board. Good word, Joseph. Now,
Tater and Derek are you ready? Derek, all right, I'm
ready and go all right?
Speaker 6 (22:53):
These fall from the trees. Yes, you you eat a
bunch of this at Thanksgiving? You just eat a lot
all of it together. All of it together is called
Yes you go blank for Thanksgiving? You see where mom
and Dad live?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
You go blank?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Go there?
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Yes you do this to the turkey. You have to
cut it, and they call it. Yes, you the pilgrim
sailed over on this big boat.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Oh my god, the big boat. All right, you did
put a four on the board to take the lead
by one. All right, all right, Joseph, here we go
for round two. Yeah, I like I killed a duck,
but no, Joseph, Well you ready, buddy, yes, okay, all right,
(23:47):
picking up on that last one. Ready, go. Do you
know the name of the boat the Pilgrims came over.
It's like a month in the spring and they bloom
and the no, yeah, no, that's no, there was a no,
don't miss me up.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
What month is in the.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Spring and what blooms in the spring?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
The blank?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, okay, that's part of the name of the boat. No, no, April, blank, June?
What's the month after April? By Well, the good news
we don't have to listen to Tatter and Dereck whenne
(24:29):
they already have all right, mayflower?
Speaker 14 (24:37):
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, well right there, got the prize back.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Jones will give you not a shot down the line.
You go back home and study. I appreciate your boy.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
This game.
Speaker 13 (25:00):
When I'm sitting here nipping on a forty ounce butt.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
It's summer. The sounds I gotta give to you book,
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Speaker 8 (26:51):
The Miley Show is pretty cool. It's pretty cool. It's
pretty cole.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Welcome home, sugar Cookie.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Thanks for having me move all my stuff back home.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Dad.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
I was like, I got so much stuff, and like
I didn't know where I was gonna put it, and
like who's gonna help me? And like Justin Bieber wouldn't
return my calls, and like then you showed up with
their truck, and I like that was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I'm so happy to have you back, Dumpling.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I won't be here long, just until I can get
my career back on track three or four years tops.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I know you real, sweetheart, America can't resist you.
Speaker 15 (27:25):
You're like an amazingly talented cupcake with creamy superstar frosty
and angel sprinkles that leaks you up.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Before long, you'll be right back to having hundreds and
hundreds of fans, just like before.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
Whatever, So where do you want me to put my stuff?
Speaker 15 (27:40):
If I got a surprise for you, I've cleaned out
your old room. It's like you never left.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Take a look, Dad, why is my bead covered like
with all my old stuffed animals?
Speaker 15 (27:50):
Well, I couldn't put them on the floor. Where would
I put your bean? Bags and your rocking horse.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Oh, Dad, and you painted the walls pink.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It's not done yet.
Speaker 15 (27:59):
I ordered a big rainbow decal for the wall that
goes all the way from your bed all the way
over to the bathroom door.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
Why does it go to the bathroom door?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Just look inside, Dad?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Is that a gold toilet, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
A shiny pot of gold for my perfect little lepricas.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Dad.
Speaker 15 (28:17):
It's like a luxury stall for a beautiful, special little unicorn.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
That you have to stop.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Did I do something wrong that?
Speaker 17 (28:25):
Like all this stuff is pretty coll If I was
like sixteen, I'm like nineteen in junk, I'm like getting
tattoos and like wearing side boot shirts and like I'm
all grown up now, which is pretty col Oh, sugar.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Biscuit, I know that.
Speaker 15 (28:38):
It's just it's just hard to let go sometimes. I
was on the road so much when you were growing
up that I missed a lot of the fun times
going to the zoo and teaching you where to poop
and which frogs it was okay to lick. I guess
I'm just trying to play ketch up with the past.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
It's not fair to you, is it. I guess you're
not my little girl anymore.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Oh dad, it's okay, always be your little girl.
Speaker 15 (29:10):
No, you're right, sugar, it's time to start treating you
like an adult. So I had lunch catered in all
your favorites.
Speaker 8 (29:18):
Oh dad, you're gonna spoil me.
Speaker 15 (29:20):
Oh pudding, you could never spoil. You're like a big, sweet,
smiling bundle of preservatives. Oh dad, Well come on, miss
grown up. Luncheon is served?
Speaker 11 (29:32):
Oh my god? Like what is this?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Just what I told you?
Speaker 15 (29:36):
Your favorites? A happy meal with a SpongeBob toy, a kiddy.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Cone with that little swirl you love. And check this out,
scoomy dude, juice pot all right if you want me
to help you up into your chair, this.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Is so not pretty cold.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Here comes our fa into the hangars.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
Dad, it's the.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Worst time.
Speaker 16 (30:00):
You fine, now, just how much you suck my goodness?
That am Daddy's girl, and Daddy's world revolves around me.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
It's all about me.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
It's particle.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. You want this
for your holiday album married Days? The keywords out of
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you go it call.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
Hello, Merry Christmas, Happy honakhah, happy holidays and to our
atheist friends. So you're going to hell?
Speaker 13 (31:11):
What you call?
Speaker 7 (31:12):
I say?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
John Umbella?
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Here, excuse me while I googloo.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Hey, having good holidays?
Speaker 7 (31:19):
Do you care? Or are you just being quite?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I'm just being fly there?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
See how much time that's good work?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Can wait?
Speaker 13 (31:25):
Out?
Speaker 7 (31:26):
To Murray the even me hold on, I'll page him
to you. You Murray here, boy, Bobby or Joe thank it?
Speaker 17 (31:34):
Are?
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Would be right with you?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, Murray just checking in to say we got any
gigs lined up for the holidays?
Speaker 13 (31:47):
Well let me check. Uh, nope, you're totally open.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Really Christmas nothing.
Speaker 13 (31:53):
That showbiz, babe. Hey, this time of year when people
want a jolly fat guy with a tiny little helper,
you're just not the first choice.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
There's that holiday Joeys waiting for.
Speaker 13 (32:03):
Doesn't seem like Christmas without it?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
So what are you working on?
Speaker 13 (32:08):
We're brainstorming the next Black Friday.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
So what does that mean?
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Well, you know about Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving
and Cyber Monday, the only day of the year anybody
uses the word cyber. We're trying to come up with
themes for other holiday shopping promotions.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Ah, such as sabad Myron.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Who's that?
Speaker 13 (32:30):
It's not a who, it's a what. Sabado Myron is
Spanish for brown Saturday. It's a day especially for Hispanic shoppers.
Spanish speaking employees help non English speakers buy gifts for
the people on their list or least, as they call it.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I don't know where is brown Saturday? Tad racist?
Speaker 13 (32:52):
Jimbo? If we like their race, how could that be race?
We're also working on an evening promotion where we bring
in a Mexican improv team and they do bad comedy
sketches that don't really have an ending. It's called Sabado
Night Live.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
You got anything else?
Speaker 13 (33:11):
Yes, there's yellow Sunday.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Let me get Today's just for Asian people.
Speaker 13 (33:16):
No, a day when all products that are yellow are
an extra twenty percent off. And by the way, now,
who sounds rape? We also have Pink Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Ah, they just for day guys.
Speaker 13 (33:28):
No, it's a Susan G. Coleman promotion. You are just
eat up with bigotry.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You ain't giving me much to go on here.
Speaker 13 (33:37):
Hey, I've also got a promotion for convenience stores where
they bring in people who are fluent in English, but
their pronunciation makes it hard to figure out what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Now, what's that one called regular business album?
Speaker 13 (33:50):
Okay, that one may be a bad race.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Well, oh oh, I do have.
Speaker 13 (33:55):
A client that might want to book you for a
Valentine's Day promotion. Oh yeah, yeah, two, Quie, have you
ever shot a bow and arrow? And what size adult
diaper these were?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I don't beg I'll be doing now shoot.
Speaker 13 (34:08):
Yourself, mister Olivier. Hold, I'm made bigger name. On the
other line, Hell, tell Porsche, I'll call her right back.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Porsche.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Is that the Porsche that's married to Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker 13 (34:20):
No, this is a Porsche that sells cars. I'm trying
to book an appointment for an oil chain. What's good
a lunch thing?
Speaker 16 (34:25):
Later?
Speaker 13 (34:26):
How's your machine? Call my machine and give my luck
to Bobby that's barely him. Two and Jimbo, what call me?
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Speaker 2 (00:28):
That's a big show on the radio Tuesday, No Family
eighteenth our feature track for the Big Show, Big Box.
Our agent Murray, he got promotional ideas for holidays, shopping days,
Hey words, murried days, hit the Big Box app, The
Big Show dot com are right now. It's time boy
beat the blunt that's made Our contestant, Danny from Athens,
(00:53):
West Virginia, Good morning, Danny's mord morning. Hello Danny boy,
I welcome hell. So Danny, you know we'll do. Ask
Tatter some questions. She'll answer. You agree or disagree with her.
Get two right, four too wrong and you win?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
All right? Rather those do it?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Did?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
What do y'all know about frogs? Frogs don't have ears,
but they can hear. So if you want to tell
one of them a secret, what part of their body
should you whisper into?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
See?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yet see you pick up the frog and you hold
them up, and you you whisper sweet, nothing's right there
into their into their honey the.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Frogs heiney is where Tater would whisper, butt, bob the frog,
the little froggy butt there, Danny, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Frogs?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Here?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Out of there?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Butt I disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well that was the thing to do.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, their eyes.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Of course, let's don't just the other. I can't hear you.
Oh man, got word, Danny, there's one bell. I'll get
one more. So take take The first four federal holidays
were signed into law in eighteen seventy. They were Thanksgiving Day,
(02:20):
Independence Day, Christmas Day, and what.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
Women's Health Day.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Thanks I learned it from you. Independence Day, Washington's Birthday,
Christmas Washington's Birthday. Danny agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Agree? Did you say I agree? You'all forgot New Year's Day?
New Year's Day? Ours are? We got a full count?
Going into the.
Speaker 9 (03:00):
Final question about about a saweek matter, it's a true
or false question?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh uh, so true or false? The United States is
the only country in the world with a Thanksgiving Day
national holiday.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
No way, no way that other countries aren't thankful.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
So I'm gonna say false.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
The United States is the only country in the world
with a Thanksgiving holiday. You say false, Danny, agree or disagree?
Speaker 10 (03:31):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 11 (03:33):
And oh god it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Canada had won forty years before the US. I didn't
know that. I figured it would be the only one.
Man pilper's only come to one country, but they're thankful
for other things. But there are twenty four countries with
a Thanksgiving Day national holiday. How about that to me?
Thankful good man. Well, Danny, you hang on. Were gonna
(04:02):
make you happy, guaranteed before we hang up on you, all.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Right, buddy?
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
May can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Of course you can.
Speaker 10 (04:10):
I want to give a.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Shout out to the John Boy and Billy Show for
being on air for all these years.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I've been been listening for probably thirty five years.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Awesome, Danny. We appreciate you, buddy, sure do.
Speaker 8 (04:22):
Thankful for you.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I'm gonna miss you all whenever you get off the air.
All right, Well, you get on that John Bomiller Facebook page.
That's what I'm telling everybody. You miss it, you think
about us, jump on there, because we're gonna have some stuff.
I just don't know what yet. I'm gonna get a nap.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I know a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm gonna publish yourself came up with Ready, Danny, hang on, buddy,
Why we're gonna jump out? Cut you up on your news.
Got our time capsule for the no. Femberly eighteenth, right
(05:00):
on out of side.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
This is the award winning Joh Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (05:53):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Would you
move out? Hello, boys and girls. Mister Rafford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile, redneck yuckfest. It helps straighten out
the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's adventure day in
(06:17):
mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughn. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying adventure day?
Speaker 12 (06:23):
So far?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
It's really neat mister Rayford. What a great idea of
putting all those old, abandoned refrigerators with clubhouse painted on
them in your backyard. I haven't seen my brother Eddie
in the last few minutes, so do you think you
could help me find him?
Speaker 11 (06:36):
Well, we'll talk about that later. You know, Tommy, I
thought you were coming along on the road to curmudgeon hood.
You know, I was on that cynical road back when
you were just a drunken glaze in your father's eye.
It doesn't just happen. You have to work at it.
It's a twenty four hour a day job. You can't
just take an occasional stab at it. You've got to
make it your life I have. You've got to decide
(06:57):
are you going to be a good head or a butad.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 11 (07:06):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy, bud. With a
little work, we can take care of that. You got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do, people you can call a pal.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Are you my pal, Tommy, Yes, sir, I'm your pal.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Good boy.
Speaker 11 (07:24):
How about a nice big glass of bil call.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
M Yeah, that'd be great. I really got thirsty out
there dodging all those bear tracks.
Speaker 13 (07:31):
Ah.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
Yes, And remember, you can't fall in the trap of
saying what you think people want to hear. Speak your mind,
damn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon, be
a yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah butt head, I got it, I got it. Let
can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child.
Speaker 11 (07:48):
Well, if your mother would cut her job and stay
home like all women should, the world wouldn't be so
screwed up. Tell her I said give it up. She
can't have it all tomorrow and mister Rayford's neighborhood leaf
blowers modern convenience or just another fiendish attempt to annoy
me personally. Till then get out of my yard, stay indoors,
(08:09):
and if your parents go out to eat, pretend your sick,
stay home and quit ruining my life till then this
is mister Rafford saying, Pata pat way off. Good. I'll
hold the little bastards off for a while.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Jod Boy and.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Dilly Lovey.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Saving morning yell, done right, good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
All right, turn it up.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's gonna be good action.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
Hello friends, you're all pal burn Burn here with another
gurgling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Today's episode Heaven and Helen.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
As our story opens, a blonde is in the middle
of a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
All right, missus Weaver, and we are almost done. What
channel is that? Excuse me on the TV?
Speaker 8 (09:35):
And it's black and white?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Is it some old movie?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Well, no, it's it's it's your reception's terrible.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
It's all fuzzy and granny.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I've been watching for Homas ten minutes and I can't
tell what's going on.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Well, no, no, no, you see it's a short fad
little actor.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Is that darn individos?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Missus we were? It's your ultrasound?
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Oh one of those independent films.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Weird?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, that's your baby.
What did you think I was doing with this thing
on your tummy?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I thought you were hidden on me.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Oh, for the love of it's so cold and flippery,
it's kind of tickled.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Well, look, everything looks wonderful. She's a healthy little girl.
A girl.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, Oh, I'm happy.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You're so excited.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Hello, I'm Presbyterian.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Uh my mistake. So have you thought of a name? Yep,
Helen Helen. But missus Weaver, according to my chart, you
have five daughters all named Helen. Is that correct? Yup,
all Helen's Well, if you don't mind my asking, isn't
that a little confusing?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Not for me.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
I've got a foolproof system.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
But what if they're all upstairs together and you only
want to call one of them down?
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Oh that's easy.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
I just called them by their last names.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
The son of.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Mhow we hope you enjoy a John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I have three sons, all Dame Dick.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You want to know, I tell them.
Speaker 10 (11:13):
Tony next time when we'll hear all three, Dick say, Hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar rich.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
You have more than everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
The Big Show is on the radio. Still a lot
more coming at you.
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Hey, hey listener.
Speaker 11 (11:30):
My name is Man Folly.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
I ain't a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 13 (11:40):
I am right.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
Divorced, and every morning I listen to your Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
When I wake up in a ve river, go on
and laugh and leave three radio work.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Good morning, there's a Big Show on the radio. Here's
a reminded for yous National Collection week. We're Operation Christmas Child.
Anybody pack a shoe box. You still got time get
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Thanks you all, pack Man all thanks. College Football joins us. Next,
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. We're getting ready
(13:16):
to play wordy word for those Bird Team County peanuts.
But first I was promised the purveyor of Southern fried football.
Our man Mark Packer joining us.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Good morning Packed, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
How are we doing? Going good? Buddy? Missed you last week.
We had a little vacation.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
We we're all good.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
How are you doing. I want to catch you up, buddy,
turn you turn you loose.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
Yeah, we got we got a lot going on, and
you know, John boy, it's hard to believe we are
entering week thirteen of the college football season.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
But I gotta tell you, you know, you get to
this time of the year.
Speaker 12 (13:48):
We got coaches getting fired and hired all over the place,
crazy games, But I saw stuff happening over the weekend that,
you know, it just goes to show you the pressure
of these guys are under Let me just keep a
couple examples. I know you love Tu tar heels, Bill Belichick,
all the brew haha about him getting hired and all
that stuff. They go play Wake Force a little Tobacco
(14:08):
road rivalry and it's not going well.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
For the Heels.
Speaker 12 (14:11):
In fact, they're gonna get beaten games basically over. Wakes
got it inside the five. It's under thirty second. Bill
Belichick calls the time out and Jake Dickard, the coach
at Wake Force, says, well, it's fourth down.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
They're calling time out. This game's over. Let's just go score,
and so the Deakes run it in for a touch.
Game ends.
Speaker 12 (14:29):
Wake Force wins that thing, and again there was no
doubt they were going to win. They're up twenty one
to twelve for the touch, so it's sign for the
old traditional handshake. Jake Dickard walks across the field, takes
office hat and Bill Belichick ga him the blow by
John Boys, like you know, I am out of here,
no hands, basically the handshake, like I'm barely gonna touch
it and I'm out of here. And people have been
(14:50):
renting and raving about it. But let me tell you something,
that was a drop in the bucket compared to what
was going on around the country.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
NC State by don't know Dave Dorn.
Speaker 12 (14:58):
They took the wolf back there, fresh off their big
when against Georgia Tech, they go down to Miami to
take on the big bad Mighty Canes and Miami blows
them out of the water, beat them forty one to seven.
After the game, Dave Doran goes to the press conference
and some crazy reporter says, hey, coach, I know your
birthday's coming up, all right now, Dave Doran's just gotten
(15:18):
fresh got beat by five touchdowns. Dorn stops him in
the middle of the sentence and goes, hey, we just
got our blank kicked.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
You think you know this ain't funny to me? He goes,
I gotta do this blankly blank for a living. So i'thing, man,
you picked.
Speaker 12 (15:34):
The wrong time for a birthday joke for Dave Dory.
So if you think that's note, he gets crazier.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Patton Rdoozy. He's the head coach at Pittsburgh.
Speaker 12 (15:43):
They got a big showdown against Notre Dame last week
ranked on rank pitt Panther coach patn Orrdusey, I've known
him forever during the week, said well, you know what,
Notre Dame could beat this by one hundred you know,
quite frankly, the more important games or the next two
weeks when we're in the ECC championship race, we gotta
go play Georgia Tech and and we've got Miami. Well
Notre Dame didn't take too kindly that and then they
(16:04):
went out and proceeded to beat the living and you know.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
What, have a pit. So here's the deal.
Speaker 12 (16:09):
The game is over, it's thirty seven to nine with
about ten seconds to go. Pitt's got the ball. They
call a time out. Was six seconds to go throw
a touchdown pass in the game. And you know how
that handshake went by right Pats coming out.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
There for the big hug.
Speaker 12 (16:24):
Marcus Freeman wanted no part of it, kind of pushed
them off and said I'm out of here. He was
asked about after the game. He said, I just want
to go celebrate with my guys. Needless say he was hot,
but that's nothing, John boy. We got Shane Biemer in
South Carolina. They're having a miserable year. They go down
to take on number three Texas A.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
And M and Agui Land. They are beating the breaks off.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Of Texas A and M.
Speaker 12 (16:48):
Shane Biemer's talking at halftime, Man, we beat these dudes
by twenty four last year. He's high five and he's
whooping it up the fans of South Carolina who are
passion this like nobody's visits.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They're loving it. And then Texas A and M comes
to the biggest comeback.
Speaker 12 (17:02):
In school history. Down thirty to three and half time,
they come back and win the game. But during the game,
John Boy late first half, Nick Harbor, great outside wide receiver,
great speed. He catches a little pass over the middle.
He runs in eighty yards for a touch. Nobody could
touch him. Game Cock players follow him up into the tunnel.
Looks like he's pulled a hamstring. They run into a
(17:23):
state patrolman from Texas right, and the state patrolman starts
like puffing his chest out and give the guys an elbows,
turns around, starts pointing at him, and I mean, like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I mean, I know South Carolina was wearing them out, but.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
We got the state patrolman from the great state of
Texas taking it personally.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
So the whole weekend had nothing but people on edge.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
Man, it was a crazy, crazy college football weekend, Southern
football variety, like nobody's business. I tell you this all
the time, you just never know what you're gonna get.
But then I'm finally dawn on me what was going
on because I could not figured it out from the
crazy Clemson Friday night game in Louisville where they both
looked like they wanted to lose. Somebody had to win
(18:06):
the games on Saturday. So I'm reading on Monday, John
Boy in the World Cup.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Again.
Speaker 12 (18:12):
This is soccer now, It's something in which I know
absolutely nothing about other than it's nil nil, and we
in America always suck. Every four years, we get interested
in it and we never do anything. But nevertheless, Nigeria, Nigeria,
John Boy eliminated in the World Cup by losing to
the Congo Boys.
Speaker 13 (18:30):
All Right, the.
Speaker 12 (18:31):
Coach from Nigeria, the manager said the reason they lost
was because the opposing players from the Congo were doing
voodoo during the match.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And it just goes to show you voodoo was That's.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
What was going on Saturday around the country in college football.
It was the voodoo from the Congo that was driving
everybody nuts and losing their minds. It was the craziest weekend,
I'm telling you. It wasnt so college football playoff Paul
comes out tonight. Bama's gonna drop after they lose it
home to Oklahoma. You're gonna get all kinds of people
(19:09):
talking about all kinds of junk. Listen, we still got
weeks and weeks football still left.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I know it's week thirteen.
Speaker 12 (19:15):
There's still gonna be a lot of jockey and left
and right. Only one decent game of notes this weekend,
I will tell you. And it's out in the West Coast,
southern California and Oregon, USC still on the outside looking
in Oregons looks like they're in a good spot in
the bicten.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
That's the best game of the weekend.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Is not a great slate of games, But I will
just warn you when you can't weekends like this where
you're like, ah, man, the games aren't great. Crazy your
stuff starts happening again. It's college football, man, I'm telling you,
it is a wild, wild year, crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Good stuff pack. Thank you so much, buddy. Can't wait
until next week to see what happened this weekend. You're
the man.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah, get your voodoo doll out down, goes Hey.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I want to get them John Boy and Billy Golf Club,
the head covers.
Speaker 13 (20:01):
That we had.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We'll work on that, alright, back love you meaning buddy.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Alright, we got you. We'll get you next week.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
God did all right, Well, let's play our game a
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let's team up. We'll play next morning Big Shows on
(21:05):
the radio. Why feature drag from the Big Show bed
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the Bigshow dot Com. Right now, let's play.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
I went to everybody's head about the bed Okay, but.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Birdy worried that Birdie worried. Let's meet their contestants. We
got Joseph from Fenton, Virginia. Good morning, Joseph, Good morning,
Hey morning. And Derek is at a Decatur, Alabama. Good morning, Derek,
Good morning morning. All ride. So boys, welcome Virginia versus Alabama.
(21:44):
It'll be Tayter and Derek, John Boy and Joseph. Hey,
let's deal with words that have to do with Thanksgiving.
About Thanksgiving? All right, usually a lot of good old
food sit in the table. So Derek, he relax me
and Joseph for the first thirty seconds. All right, Joseph,
(22:06):
you readybody, Yes, sir, all right, start the clock. Now
pour this on my mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Poor.
Speaker 12 (22:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
This is where you just line up and get a
bunch of food in the line. It's all you can eat. Yeah,
uh huh. This a little card. You gotta set this up.
And the children said at it?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
What do you call it?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
The two words during during the meal? I gotta set
at the blank blank? Children sit there? What's another word
for children? And a baby?
Speaker 15 (22:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
All right, took a little time on the kids table.
Won't we put a three on the board. Good word, Joseph. Now,
Tater and Derek are you ready? Derek, all right, I'm
ready and go all right?
Speaker 6 (22:53):
These fall from the trees. Yes, you you eat a
bunch of this at Thanksgiving? You just eat a lot
all of it together. All of it together is called
Yes you go blank for Thanksgiving? You see where mom
and Dad live?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
You go blank?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Go there?
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Yes you do this to the turkey. You have to
cut it, and they call it. Yes, you the pilgrim
sailed over on this big boat.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Oh my god, the big boat. All right, you did
put a four on the board to take the lead
by one. All right, all right, Joseph, here we go
for round two. Yeah, I like I killed a duck,
but no, Joseph, Well you ready, buddy, yes, okay, all right,
(23:47):
picking up on that last one. Ready, go. Do you
know the name of the boat the Pilgrims came over.
It's like a month in the spring and they bloom
and the no, yeah, no, that's no, there was a no,
don't miss me up.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
What month is in the.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Spring and what blooms in the spring?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
The blank?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, okay, that's part of the name of the boat. No, no, April, blank, June?
What's the month after April? By Well, the good news
we don't have to listen to Tatter and Dereck whenne
(24:29):
they already have all right, mayflower?
Speaker 14 (24:37):
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, well right there, got the prize back.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Jones will give you not a shot down the line.
You go back home and study. I appreciate your boy.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
This game.
Speaker 13 (25:00):
When I'm sitting here nipping on a forty ounce butt.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
It's summer. The sounds I gotta give to you book,
Hi boy, good morning. I got the big show on
the radios. Get that requested bit for the morning, Matthew
House Wiggins, All right, house, how says can we hear
Tay impersonating Miley? Oh Miley, of course we can.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
We get it.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Boid matt coming up next. Good morning, And that's a
(25:55):
big show on the radio. Something you would like to
hear about this time Monday through Friday. Hit us upper
the John Boy Miller facebook page and they check on
that page. Nothing cool stuff having over? How about our house?
Wigans that house? Here's your request.
Speaker 16 (26:11):
Things were good, Now things are bad. I had to
move in with my dad. The Miley Show, The Miley Show.
Since I'm no longer at the top, I guess I'm
bunking with my pop.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
The Miley Show, The Miley Show.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
It's the worst kind of luck when you find out
just how much you suck. I thank goodness that of
Daddy's girl, and Daddy's world revolves around me.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
It's all about me.
Speaker 16 (26:43):
Outside the world can be so cruel, but The Miley
Show is pretty cool.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
The Miley Show is pretty cool. It's pretty cool. It's
pretty cole.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Welcome home, sugar Cookie.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Thanks for having me move all my stuff back home.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Dad.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
I was like, I got so much stuff, and like
I didn't know where I was gonna put it, and
like who's gonna help me? And like Justin Bieber wouldn't
return my calls, and like then you showed up with
their truck, and I like that was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I'm so happy to have you back, Dumpling.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I won't be here long, just until I can get
my career back on track three or four years tops.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I know you real, sweetheart, America can't resist you.
Speaker 15 (27:25):
You're like an amazingly talented cupcake with creamy superstar frosty
and angel sprinkles that leaks you up.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Before long, you'll be right back to having hundreds and
hundreds of fans, just like before.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
Whatever, So where do you want me to put my stuff?
Speaker 15 (27:40):
If I got a surprise for you, I've cleaned out
your old room. It's like you never left.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Take a look, Dad, why is my bead covered like
with all my old stuffed animals?
Speaker 15 (27:50):
Well, I couldn't put them on the floor. Where would
I put your bean? Bags and your rocking horse.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Oh, Dad, and you painted the walls pink.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It's not done yet.
Speaker 15 (27:59):
I ordered a big rainbow decal for the wall that
goes all the way from your bed all the way
over to the bathroom door.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
Why does it go to the bathroom door?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Just look inside, Dad?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Is that a gold toilet, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
A shiny pot of gold for my perfect little lepricas.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Dad.
Speaker 15 (28:17):
It's like a luxury stall for a beautiful, special little unicorn.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
That you have to stop.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Did I do something wrong that?
Speaker 17 (28:25):
Like all this stuff is pretty coll If I was
like sixteen, I'm like nineteen in junk, I'm like getting
tattoos and like wearing side boot shirts and like I'm
all grown up now, which is pretty col Oh, sugar.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Biscuit, I know that.
Speaker 15 (28:38):
It's just it's just hard to let go sometimes. I
was on the road so much when you were growing
up that I missed a lot of the fun times
going to the zoo and teaching you where to poop
and which frogs it was okay to lick. I guess
I'm just trying to play ketch up with the past.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
It's not fair to you, is it. I guess you're
not my little girl anymore.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Oh dad, it's okay, always be your little girl.
Speaker 15 (29:10):
No, you're right, sugar, it's time to start treating you
like an adult. So I had lunch catered in all
your favorites.
Speaker 8 (29:18):
Oh dad, you're gonna spoil me.
Speaker 15 (29:20):
Oh pudding, you could never spoil. You're like a big, sweet,
smiling bundle of preservatives. Oh dad, Well come on, miss
grown up. Luncheon is served?
Speaker 11 (29:32):
Oh my god? Like what is this?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Just what I told you?
Speaker 15 (29:36):
Your favorites? A happy meal with a SpongeBob toy, a kiddy.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Cone with that little swirl you love. And check this out,
scoomy dude, juice pot all right if you want me
to help you up into your chair, this.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Is so not pretty cold.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Here comes our fa into the hangars.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
Dad, it's the.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Worst time.
Speaker 16 (30:00):
You fine, now, just how much you suck my goodness?
That am Daddy's girl, and Daddy's world revolves around me.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
It's all about me.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
It's particle.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. You want this
for your holiday album married Days? The keywords out of
the big box at the Big show dot Com. Here
you go it call.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
Hello, Merry Christmas, Happy honakhah, happy holidays and to our
atheist friends. So you're going to hell?
Speaker 13 (31:11):
What you call?
Speaker 7 (31:12):
I say?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
John Umbella?
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Here, excuse me while I googloo.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Hey, having good holidays?
Speaker 7 (31:19):
Do you care? Or are you just being quite?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I'm just being fly there?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
See how much time that's good work?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Can wait?
Speaker 13 (31:25):
Out?
Speaker 7 (31:26):
To Murray the even me hold on, I'll page him
to you. You Murray here, boy, Bobby or Joe thank it?
Speaker 17 (31:34):
Are?
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Would be right with you?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, Murray just checking in to say we got any
gigs lined up for the holidays?
Speaker 13 (31:47):
Well let me check. Uh, nope, you're totally open.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Really Christmas nothing.
Speaker 13 (31:53):
That showbiz, babe. Hey, this time of year when people
want a jolly fat guy with a tiny little helper,
you're just not the first choice.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
There's that holiday Joeys waiting for.
Speaker 13 (32:03):
Doesn't seem like Christmas without it?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
So what are you working on?
Speaker 13 (32:08):
We're brainstorming the next Black Friday.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
So what does that mean?
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Well, you know about Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving
and Cyber Monday, the only day of the year anybody
uses the word cyber. We're trying to come up with
themes for other holiday shopping promotions.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Ah, such as sabad Myron.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Who's that?
Speaker 13 (32:30):
It's not a who, it's a what. Sabado Myron is
Spanish for brown Saturday. It's a day especially for Hispanic shoppers.
Spanish speaking employees help non English speakers buy gifts for
the people on their list or least, as they call it.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I don't know where is brown Saturday? Tad racist?
Speaker 13 (32:52):
Jimbo? If we like their race, how could that be race?
We're also working on an evening promotion where we bring
in a Mexican improv team and they do bad comedy
sketches that don't really have an ending. It's called Sabado
Night Live.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
You got anything else?
Speaker 13 (33:11):
Yes, there's yellow Sunday.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Let me get Today's just for Asian people.
Speaker 13 (33:16):
No, a day when all products that are yellow are
an extra twenty percent off. And by the way, now,
who sounds rape? We also have Pink Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Ah, they just for day guys.
Speaker 13 (33:28):
No, it's a Susan G. Coleman promotion. You are just
eat up with bigotry.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You ain't giving me much to go on here.
Speaker 13 (33:37):
Hey, I've also got a promotion for convenience stores where
they bring in people who are fluent in English, but
their pronunciation makes it hard to figure out what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Now, what's that one called regular business album?
Speaker 13 (33:50):
Okay, that one may be a bad race.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Well, oh oh, I do have.
Speaker 13 (33:55):
A client that might want to book you for a
Valentine's Day promotion. Oh yeah, yeah, two, Quie, have you
ever shot a bow and arrow? And what size adult
diaper these were?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I don't beg I'll be doing now shoot.
Speaker 13 (34:08):
Yourself, mister Olivier. Hold, I'm made bigger name. On the
other line, Hell, tell Porsche, I'll call her right back.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Porsche.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Is that the Porsche that's married to Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker 13 (34:20):
No, this is a Porsche that sells cars. I'm trying
to book an appointment for an oil chain. What's good
a lunch thing?
Speaker 16 (34:25):
Later?
Speaker 13 (34:26):
How's your machine? Call my machine and give my luck
to Bobby that's barely him. Two and Jimbo, what call me?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Big Box?
Speaker 11 (34:33):
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Big Show ninety nine since each fifteen for nine ninety nine.
Buy them once, play them anywhere.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
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Quort a Big Show Stuff I phone. The number is
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Have you missed any of the Big show this morning.
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