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This is Rover's Morning Glory. Roverhappened in my manliness us. I almost
put my pians either. I'm knownas the guy that works Haye Charlie decided
to piano show by I'll be motherstreaming on roverradio dot com. Rovers Morning

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Glory Stars Now, God morning,what's happening? It is Thursday, May

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sixteenth, twenty twenty four. Goodmorning gets Rover's Morning Glory. I'm Rover,
Dougie is here, Morry sir,theeter, and you're with this as
well. Eight six six of yoRover is the number eight sixty six nine
sixty seven six eight three seven.That's how you reach the show. Give
us call at that i'mb you getsixt us at that number that comes into
the studio in real time. Youtweet us. Just put at Rover Radio

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somewhere in your tweet that comes intothe studio in real time. But the
best way I give us call eightsixty six nine six seven six eight three
seven. We'll get to your emailhere hopefully in just a moment. I
h I made a mistake. Snizlerstrikes again. I made a mistake.
I rebooted this computer in here.Don't do that, and now will not

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let me into the computer it did. It must have done some sort of
update or whatever, and then youreboot. It will not let me start
this computer without adding a Microsoft account. And I'm it used to You used
to be able when Windows would whenyou install Windows or you do an update

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or whatever, it always wants youto add a Microsoft account. But you
used to be able to skip outof that. Now there is literally no
way to do it. I cannotstart Windows without adding a Microsoft account.
And I don't want to add aMicrosoft account. Why not? No,

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you have one I do for likea personal one. It will not let
you use a business one like Roverradiodot com. Won't let you use that.
Nope, can't use that. Sothen I have like a personal one
I guess that I've had for Idon't know how many years. I don't
want to put that into this intohere, and then who knows it's going

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to try and log me into onedrive and then you're gonna have access to
all my dpics that I've been takingover the years, Charlie. So I
guess I'll just have to I don'tknow, I have to make a make
a new one. Jesus Christ,why they make things so difficult? Why'd
you restart it? Because it wouldn'tlet me move windows into like actual windows

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into the right place. It's gotlike a weird ass thing that it was
doing. And I go, maybeI'll reboot it, because I like snapping
the windows into sure like half ofthe screen, and it was acting weird.
And I go, all right,let me just reboot this computer as
and probably been rebooted in six months. Well that that was a bad idea.

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So let me open up my phonehere and see if I can get
into some email for the show,not my computer. No, okay,
all right, here we go,uh Leroy writes. In all of my
years of watching the show, Ihave never seen does she as happy as

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she was at the start of Wednesdayshow when she got to welcome you.
She was beaming with joy to seeyou in person again. The whole world
can see how much she is stillin love with you, and you are
the reasons she will die single.Yeah, she even wore lipstick and eyeshadow

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to impress her. Man. Forthe love of God, Dougie, please
move on. You're running out oftime to find someone. I'm good.
I got this. We all seeright through this. The only man she
wants is sitting across the table fromher. Well, ain't that the truth,
isn't it? I mean, isthat the goal just to wait you

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out? Yeah? If you getdivorced, yeah yeah, yeah, I
waited for you the whole time,helping. Maybe B two will have a
slip and fall or something in therental and you're not going to take care
of her, then you divorce herand then dug oh, he seems like
a slip and fall and actually died, not an invalid. Dear David writes,

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good morning, Rover, Hello Ducie. I have to make a comment
on your Miami condo. The reasonit is not completely finished is because of
B two. Deal with it,Rover. If you ordered things that are
practical, like Doris sinks, lightsand appliances that you can buy anywhere that
doesn't need to be special order,your place would have been finished a long

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time ago. B two has allthe time in the world to find things
online that are completely ridiculous. It'stotally insane. Man up my friend and
say she is the one that causesnightmare. Now you have her father involved
trying to save your marriage. It'stotally wrong. She needs to concentrate on
something else and stay away from constructionand play with their beanie babies. It's

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gonna be one of those kind ofdays, isn't It gets worse? Okay,
I have to go to each oneof these emails individually. There's no
way like to swipe through and getto the next one. Is it hard
to read on your phone? No? Do you have the bigger font on?

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Because I have the old man fonton now? Yeah? Yeah,
and I'm holding my phone about arm'slength away. But there's a limit to
that font. You go too farand it messes up all the brout all
the oh yeah, everything else ispushed out of place. There's a fine
line. Yeah. Oh, youjust have to deal with that. Snetz.
And then you know it's getting reallybad when you're like, why don't

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they make this font bigger and you'realready the biggest. I haven't done that
yet. I think they have asetting for blind people where it's literally like
two letters, person like, ittakes up the whole screen. So if
you're reading something, you only gettwo letters, but it's a whole phone
screen or one word at a time. That might have. That might be

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how I have to read from nowon. Nikki writes, good morning Rover,
just my own curiosity. If betwo hates or is so concerned with
living in Miami Beach and you don'tsound like you love it, why do
you have a place there? II do love it. I I hate
the winters in Cleveland. I hatethe snow. I hate the cold,

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cannot stand it. Everything else isfine. I don't have any issues except
for the snow. Hate the snow. Haven't had much snow in the last
couple of years, have we eater? No? Isn't that weird? Like
I buy a place and they go, no more snow on. Yeah,
mild winters. When I bought asnowblower at my old house, it stops

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snowing. Yeah. Yeah, thesearen't cheap either. Now's the time I
need to buy one of those.Did those little shovels with a little like
it has like a there's like abend? No? No, well,
no, I have that. Ofcourse you gotta have that. Yeah,
what idiot is not getting the shovelwith the bend in it? Who's getting

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old school people that think that don'twork? But those do work. They
really help your back obviously, Yes, you don't believe in them. They're
like, no, I don't knowwho doesn't believe in that theater old school
people. I see older people inmy neighborhood still have the straight shovel.
They don't care. They're they're stillscraping away. Charlie, you have a
straight shovel. Yeah, I don'tunderstand what so this is? I don't

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understand. This is it? Theseare the morons that we're talking about.
Yeah, what why what do youmean they're more sturdy than that? What
does it do save your back?Yeah, you don't have to go down
as far, bend down to scooping. Oh okay, oh yeah, you
have to have that. You cannotshovel without that really shovel. Yeah,

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Charlie doesn't shovel at all. Solike his driveway, sidewalk theater, I
gotta do it. It will justli'll milk be all packed in ice and
snow. Oh and he's the lastperson on the block to melt, probably
because it's just so accumulated. Jaywrites, good morning, Rover. I

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know there's been a fierce debate inthe studio on wiping after a dump.
Do you sit or half stand afterbeing a staunch half stand or my whole
life. I recently tried the lean. Holy crap, no pun intended.
It's so much easier. Well,obviously, yes, this is this is

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just like the bench shovel. Iknow this. It's only idiots that don't
know that. Idiots like Theeter andCharlie who want to stand up to wipe
their ass. It's so stupid,like they're two years old. Down like
a girl, stand up. SoI don't know how you do it.

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There's plenty of room in my house. You can hit the toilet, you
can hit your leg. You could, there's so many things could be hitting.
Is it tight squeezing? Yeah?You lean over like this? This
is this is? This is yourlean. That's it. What do you
mean there's no room? Have youbeen in my bathroom? It's small?
What is the wall built over thetoilet? Sink is right next to the
toilet. Oh, it's like myobo hits it it. Guess you're right.

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I never thought about it. Icouldn't lean in my place either.
The walls right next you can doit, you guys, walls right next
to me. You got a walland a sink on either side. You
don't have a spacious you know volcanicrock all tests. Oh, my bathroom
is very spacious. There's no wallsin the place at all. Danny,

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you were over. I find itironic that you defended all the degenerates on
the video portal with Ireland that ledto it being shut down. But prior
to that, you ranted and gotbutt hurt over the guy giving the Christian
commencement speech. You said, ifyou don't like it, just keep walking
about the portal. Why couldn't youdo that with the speech. Well,

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because you're a captive audience. That'sone reason why. Well, and nobody's
suggesting that guy gets fired or anything. No, I don't. I'm not
suggesting that down commencement speeches at all. No, that guy could say that
if he wants he Yeah, Ijust thought it was a weird forum.
I guess maybe because it's some Christianschool. But he wasn't even he was
really just You've said a lot aboutpolitics and all this other crazy stuff.

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But uh, it was just aweird forum, I thought. And when
you see keep moving, well,let's your graduation. You can't just keep
moving and go to the next graduation. Next door like you can. If
you're walking on the sidewalk, youjust keep walking. If you don't like
something, right, if you don'tlike this radio show, what do you
do? Well? I know whatyou do. You email me every day

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for twenty years. I hate youwere over for twenty years straight. Every
day you email? Now, whywould you do that? I don't know
what you should do? Was itmove right along? There's a lot of
other radio stations. That's my point. When you're in a commencement speech though
that's your graduation, you can't movealong. He has a captive audience.

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Speaking of that speech, Yo Rover. During that speech, do she kept
mouthing off, asking why people areclapping, and saying he should be thrown
off stage. She should be theposter child for dumb liberals nationwide. She
gets mad and wants violence when somethingdoes not align with her. I also
think it's funny that she paid ananny to raise her kid, and judging

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by some of these short times wehave seen her daughter on the show,
we can see she has no scopingcoping skills, and not to mention,
she got mad because the guy givingthe speech was talking about a traditional life,
marriage and family. Life, somethingshe will never know or have because
Rover bought her a kid that sheonly took as a part time parent till

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it was easy enough to deal with. I find her less appealing and approaching
the threshold of disgusting. D CU S T I n G. What
was that guy's name, Darryl onto? The next email? What's this guy's
name? I don't know. Let'ssee. The next email is about a

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pool cover ugie. So I don'tknow. You're on your family No,
that's yes, Yes, that's notthe next email. It's the same over
there as it is on my phone. It's no different between what you're looking
at Darren Darryl. Yes, theone that you miss was Danny. No
I Danny and Darryl. I readDanny. Danny was telling you about the

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commencement speech and the world you missyou missed. The last part is they're
the same guy. There's two thesame losers that wrote in the same thing
about how I had to buy akid and I got rid of my kid
when it was hard, And it'sprobably it's just the same guy with different
names. I just said that.Yeah, are you listening? I Danny

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and Darryl They're both right. Theyboth suck because you really are annoying.
What Let's see pool cover. Letme get back to that, Emily Rights
Yo Rover. Earlier this week,you were talking about falling onto pool covers.

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This actually happened to me. Atthe age of four. My neighbor,
her dog, and I were playing, and I remember the dog had
run into me, pushing me ontothe pool cover, and it sucked me
under. I know I was young, but I have this vivid memory right
before I was knocked out my dador knocked in, I don't remember.
I don't know what this means here. My dad feels guilty till this day

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because all it took was a secondthat he took his eyes off of me.
His friend, he was the onewho found me and ultimately saved me.
I've been told my entire body wasblue and how lucky I was to
be found what I was. I'mfound. I'm fine now. I have
no fear of pools. Surprisingly,but this is just one of my near
death experiences. I'm twenty seven,and I swear my entire family and I

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are like cats. We all havenine lives. Well, it is that
so many kids die from drowning inbackyard pools, a pool cover or not.
It's very dangerous, and every singleone is. I just took my

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eyes off the kid for a second, or I thought my wife was watching
her. Kristen says, my neardeath experience is way different. Mine happened
during sex. I had a hysterectomyat thirty seven. I waited the six

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weeks to have sex. My boyfriendand I were finally able to go at
it. He was behind me andI felt an awful pain. I told
him to stop, and he removedhimself. I felt something drop and hit
my leg. My intestines fell out. Come on. Oh. He rushed

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me to the emergency room, andsure enough they did. I guess named
the intestines. If we had madeit. Two minutes later, they said
that I would have died. That'sa pretty vulnerable position to be in when
you have sex because the man hasall control as far as force. So

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after the surgery like that, I'msurprised she was okay. That would have
been quite the talking point, braggingpoint, if he would have fd the
woman to death right the intestines outof it. Yeah, I f the
blank out of her literally, Soif that were you and your wife,

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would you scoop up her intestines?Would you help her? Like? Help?
No, I just leave. We'vecooled up in a ball. What
do you mean? Would I help? Would you guys like guys for pushing
them back in? Well, Snitzerwould everybody would? What do you what
do you mean? I just don'tsee you guys as grossed out. I

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don't know about pushing them back in. I mean I probably tell her,
Hey, listen, why don't youpick up your own attestments? Cleanore?
There's a shock that's down there thatyou dropped when you're doing longer to pick
that up. I did my ownlaundry last night. I called my wife.

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I go, you'd be proud ofme. I did my own laundry
for probably the first time in tenyears. She get mad, But now,
why would she get mad because she'snot here to do it for you?
No? No, no, Ihad to have I had I laundery,
had to get it done, andI really I haven't done. I

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can't think of the last time.Do you do laundry? Theater once in
a blue moone? Man, IfI get really backed up and my wife's
not on it, it sucks,doesn't it? Oh my god? Bill
writes Rover. I love the showand I love Charlie. But when Dougie
mispronounced the name Charif, Charlie chimedin and said, well, it's spelled

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that way. Do she spelled thes H E R I F. Well
Sheriff is spelled with two f's,you idiot. I'm aware, I'm just
missing one F. I know,of course anyone could make a mistake,
but Dougie takes it to a newlevel. She couldn't properly pronounce Charif or

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equinox. It cracks me up whenshe reaches out on the air to local
news outlets that she is happy tojoin them. Oh yeah, my god,
they aren't running a comedy show.Stay in your lane, du shit.
This guy says, what lane?Is she in? A slow lane?
I guess I don't know, buthuh. Chris writes, you were

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over. You were talking about buttplugs on the show recently. Though I
have never seen one, it didremind me of a story I wanted to
share. When he says he's neverseen a butt plug, does he mean
in person? I can understand that, but you must have seen a butt
plug? A picture of porno anything, right of course listening to this show.

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Yeah yeah, or that giant onethey had in the fart box window
for years. This thing was huge, it was it was what are you
eighteen inches tall? Now you think, oh, that's a novelty item,
that's just for looks. I swearin my life theater, I've seen that
actually used in a porno. That'ssame thing. How I don't know.

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I don't know. That doesn't splitsomeone a half. God, let's see,
getting back to this, let's see. My buddies and I would go
to Putting Bay yearly and stay overnight. One time we found out that there
was a bachelorette party staying in ourcabin the day before us. It was
very clean when we arrived, butthey did leave something behind. When putting

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our groceries away, we found avariety of anal beads in the freezer.
Oh why why there? I've alwaysbeen curious why the freezer. Yeah,
I couldn't imagine sticking something up there, let alone something frozen. And I
was wondering if Crystal has ever donethis before. Well, Crystal, I

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guess he's has the burning desire toknow whether you've ever stuck frozen anal beads
up your ass, No, Iwould rather than be more pliable, you
know flex. I don't know tobend with the curves that go on with
your body. But when I workedat the adult store, we did sell
that for metically appropriate glass like toys, and you could freeze those or warm

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them up in some warm water anduse them, So maybe I would.
It probably melts fast too, Iguess. I don't know. With the
tip of your body. I've seenthose things before, those glass dildos,
glass butt plugs, glass this andthat. I go, I don't know
if I would want to be playingaround with that kind of stuff, right,

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doesn't that just seem like a splintermight come on? Let's just say,
for instance, your chick or aguy whatever, you got a glass
butt plug up your ass, andthen you slip and you fall theater.
I don't know why, maybe maybethe phone rings or so. I don't
know, something happens, the doorbell, ry, whatever. But you've been

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using lube to get that butt plugin place. A little bit of it
drips on your hardwood floor and youyou're you're in your bare feet because you're
doing butt plug play. Nobody doesthat in their socks. Right, do
you ever see pornos? How comethe guys are always wearing their socks.
I don't get it, Like theblack ankle socks, I don't get it.

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But anyhow, so you're in yourbare foot, you slip on your
lube, on your hardwood floor oryour tile floor, you have fall,
glass shatters, right, yeah,I would think be just like that one
guy on jar yep, just likethat. Why play around with glass sex

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toys? Who needs that risk?Who's buying that crystal? Honestly? Like?
Is it some weird Oh? They'relike like no offence? But are
they like Snitzer? And they're like, no plastic in my body? Beautiful?
It's beautiful. No silicon on theshelf, on that yourl Like,
what what's the I don't get it? Well, Peele, I don't know.

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I really didn't have many people whobought them. They were in a
small display case on the counter,and there was a variety of it.
I'd say there were maybe about twentyof them in there, so somebody was
buying them, but it was thelarge ones. When people would come in
that I would be like, areyou using that or is this a gag.

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This is a joke that you're youknow, you're gonna give this your
buddy. It almost always has tobe a joke, right, it has
to be. But then you're right. I've seen porns where people use very
large objects that I'm surprised fit insidetheir body. I sent B two one
time we were doing something for theshow, and she went to the sex
store and had to buy I don'teven remember what it was, dildo,

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butt plug, something, and itwas so huge and I just can't imagine
going in there to the store andbuying. That's why I had to send
her. But you know, goingin there and buying, you know they're
judging you, they're wondering what you'redoing, and everyone is gonna go,
oh, it's a gag. Ohyeah, right, they have to say
that wasn't that you're buying it?Black dildo we had on the show for

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something. It was like there wasone of those that we bought that was
yours. Yeah. I still barelytook that from his home collection. I
had the buckles in my in thefront seat. Yes, he drove in
the carpool. Was that roverfast?But we did a game because I found
that in my garage. I wascleaning my garage out and I'm like,
what the hell is this? Itwas like a baseball bat, but it

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was all bendy, you know.It was the sides of baseball beat who
we used it for. Yeah,yeah, it was great. I threw
it away. Well you did?How much that think cost? That's more
more? Oh, that had tobe two hundred and fifty bucks. I
bet there's something. It was huge. And with Joe Biden's inflation, five
hundred dollars bildough, I bet allright, I've got to take a let

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me see if I can. There'sno possible way to get around this Microsoft
account to get into the computer.It's just absolutely impossible. Messed everything up.
No I didn't. I just rebooted. That's all I did, And
now I can't get in without addinga Microsoft account again. You can always
used to be able to do this. It would really try to get you

(25:22):
to do that, but you could. You could. They had like a
little teeny tiny one that you could. I don't know if it's at SKIP
or whatever, and you could.They didn't make it like highly visible.
So I've been staring at this pagelike there must be a way to skip
this, but there's not, soI use a stripped down version of Windows
at home. Yeah, I've gotthe app stores not there. Microsoft teams

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won All that stuffs off. Justseems like is this something that Microsoft themselves
provide? I know they have differententerprise. I just h this is really
annoying. All right, let metake a break, take care of this.
Get logged into my system here soI can take phone calls and read

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text messages and all of that.We'll be right back on Rover's Morning Glory.
Hang on, Hey, things canalways be worse. A friendly reminder
from Rover's Morning Glory. All right, I got that. Figure it out,

(26:42):
logged in, back up and running. I was reading something recently that's
some sort of tech real I guessit is tech related. I don't know
if this is a true story.I find it really hard to believe a
software engineer a woman. I thinkit's got to be a fake post.

(27:03):
It has to be, But partof me wants to believe it because people
like Dougey exist, so it makesme think it could be true. A
woman took the social media to saythat Firefox the browser. So you have
Chrome, which is made by Googleyou have Microsoft Edge or whatever they call

(27:26):
it these days. Another browser.Firefox is a browser web browser. So
she closed down Firefox and reopen it, and it's supposed to reopen all of
your tabs. You ever it closeddown, you have an option if you

(27:47):
want to reopen all of the tabsor if the browser crashes, you can.
It's like recently open tabs. Yeah, you can. You can restart
and a start from where I leftoff with open up these tabs. Well,
she was complained that she had openedup Firefox and it had refused to
restore her previous session, which shehad going on for two years with seven

(28:11):
four hundred seventy tabs open. Noway, no way where in a crash
up seven tabs of crashes. Shewrites, h Firefox refuse to restore my
session that I've had going for twoplus years, over seven thousand tabs down
the drain, and I just aI don't even know if that's technically possible

(28:38):
to have seven thousand tabs going ina browser, but if it was,
it would be Dougie. Dougie doesnot close anything on her phone, on
her computer. We discovered I thinkwe had a meeting that we had to
do with like a Zoom meeting ora Teams meeting or something. And we

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discovered that Dougie has I think Dougiehad just been logged into a conference on
Microsoft Teams for weeks or months andshe had it in the background, logged
into the video conference, just goingeternally. So I don't know, maybe
somebody nobody else was in there,but maybe they'd pop in, they'd see

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and you just see her, probablyon her webcam. She never wondered what's
that light? Because most you havea laptop or something or a computer doesn't
have a little light when the camerais active the webcam. Oh, sometimes
she she just completely oblivious to this. How do you check what? She?
Also? If I ever, sometimesyou know, take her phone,

(29:44):
won't you just say? Hey,listen, well can you do something on
my phone? You know you can'tfigure this out, So you take the
phone and you go, oh mygod, you'll never for like never closes
an app. You know, youcan force close. You have an Android
phone. I don't know how itworks on Android, Deeter, but on
an iPhone you can well here,let me see your phone. Let mean,

(30:06):
let's look this. I don't knowwhat you're I don't even know how
do you check where the tabs are? I don't know what your past code
is here. Let me see thesame part your birthday. Try they'll bug
you right in. All right,So let's see she has You can swipe

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up from the bottom to close allthe apps. Okay, she has messages
open phone, open, mail,open, Clock, open, Royal Match,
open, Calendar, open, Instagramop. I'm closing all these you
uh WKYC weather open, Life threesixty open, sofari open, We'll go.
I won't close that. Le's seehow many tabs she has open.

(30:52):
She has settings open, Snapchat open, this is all photos open, juice,
jam, open camera, open AmazonOpen. And that's it, honestly
for her, that's not a wholelot. I've seen probably one hundred apps
open on her phone. I havea compulsive thing where I don't know how

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many times a day I do it. It's probably twenty times a day.
I'm swiping up from the bottom ofclosing all my open apps. I do
that every day all the time.Why do you have to? It just
keeps them, keeps keeps your phonefresh. Zero So is that what that
guy or the person in the onthe story that's what they had. All

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they had tabs open, Browser tabsopen, like you're like in here,
you'd have Safari tabs or on yourdesktop Chrome tabs. That's when you're searching
the internet. Something on the internetfor two years was two years. She
need it open for two years fordog. I've seen her have probably one
hundred apps open and the other thingthat I do tessively. So I don't

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know how many my wife has.If she, if she has to down,
she actually refuses to download. Shegoes, if I have to download
an app, I don't need it. I'm not gonna do it whatever I
have to do. So if sheshe will download an app and then use
it and then delete it like she'sobsessive in a weird compulsive way about that
too. But I have a Idon't know how many apps I have on

(32:22):
my phone, A ton, Yeah, and you use them once and it's
something weird, like like I hadto when we flew to Colombia, whatever
airline that was, uh, whateverit was. I'll never fly that airline
again, but I had that app. I won't delete that app. I

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don't know why, but I won'tdelete it because in the back of my
mind, I go, I don'tknow, maybe maybe maybe I maybe I
will bake an emergency trip to Colombiaand I won't want to download that app
or I won't be able to,so I need to have that app.
But I also obt update my apps. I think I got this from Snitzer.

(33:04):
I don't. So you go intoyour uh into the app store,
and then you can you swipe downto refresh your apps list, and it
will show you all the updates,probably like two or three times a day.
I'm doing that now. I don'tneed to update. Yeah, that's
insane. Avianca Airline app, don'tneed, don't need any that is usually

(33:25):
like sixteen apps have updates, andthen I update them all. And if
I'm not on Wi Fi, andasked me, are you sure you want
to do this, You're on adata connection And I have to really stop
myself, like, oh, thisis going to eat into my data plan,
But I got to update these apps. The company pay for that,
don't they? No, I givemy cell phone to you guys, I

(33:46):
have it, Charlie. Is mycell phone my cell phone plan rather that
the company pays for that saves you? It is? It really is is
a couple hundred bucks. Probably it'shundred bucks a month or something. All
right, so let's see how many? How many browser tabs? Just oh

(34:07):
my, oh my god, you'vegot to be kidding me. Oh my
god, oh my tujie, areyou serious? I'm looking at your browser
tabs. I'm given numbers that you'rejust scrolling. Yeah, it gives a
number. Do you see this?These are all your things? Okay,
so let me just tell you howmany? Okay, can you open up

(34:28):
yours? How many? How manybrowser tabs? Then? How many browser
tabs do you have open on Safari? You have an iPhone. I don't
know how I have zero open,zero tab and I'm done looking at it
usually unless it's something I want tosave to go read later. So I
just have the home screen. Ihave one open right now? You have
one tab? Crystal? How manytabs? She looks like she is a

(34:52):
guilty face. You have zero?That's crazy. Let me see how many.
Let me look at mine. Let'shave two tabs open on so sorry?
Oh wow, I'm dude, I'mway out of control. I have
fifteen tabs open, which is alot. Got up there sometimes for me
because I'll be opening new windows,because I if I highlight something and then

(35:13):
search it, because I'll get down, I'll just start searching things and I
will end up with a bunch atthe end. Though I like to swipe
them away because I feel like it'sslowed it down. Oh does it?
I don't know if it does,but in my mind it does. And
the amount of apps I have openedright now, does that hurt the phone?
One? One app that's it?It's yeah, because I usually I
like to clear that out at leasta couple of times a day. Does

(35:34):
it hurt the phone? I haveapps open if I don't swipe it,
And does it hurt the phone tohave tabs open? And if I don't
update, it might be so smartthat it just puts them in active and
it doesn't put the iPhone does dothat, It sort of like puts them
in a suspended state. I reallywant it because it feels like it's going
to slow it down. I know, I know now that might the apps
that I have open Clock because myalarm went off this morning, so I

(35:57):
can close that messages text message textmessages that's almost always open that app?
Uh, And then the Safari okay, and then the thing that we use
for email. That's it. Sofour apps open? All right? So
do she has? That's her apps? We already went through her apps though,

(36:17):
right she has like how many appsto ship open? Oh? You
apps? Okay, at least nowyou're gonna go to the I'm just gonna
show you. I don't want toshow you. I don't know what her
tabs, what weird stuff she mightbe looking at, but let me just
so, I'll scroll quickly through herSafari tabs. Are you ready for this?
Here we go? Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my

(36:43):
god. It just keeps going.Are you kidding me? You're still going?
Still going to one and still no, just still going. Still there
there's the top, the very topleft one. And see what date?
If maybe it's a news article?Is a date? Now? The top
one is a teams meeting, whichshe's probably logged into from like six years

(37:05):
ago. Anyone there? All right? Well, maybe I can let me
see, maybe I can narrow downsome timelines here crystals worse? Oh no,
what does she have going on?Ninety four tabs? Ninety four tabs
open? She has one hundred andforty one tag And I thought mine was

(37:30):
bad They're all things that I donot need ninety one tags to put Marcus
for it. It's like, whatif I want to buy that one day?
So I just leave it and thenI'm very indecisive, and so I'll
leave a lot of things open.No one day, what if I want
to buy that ticket? What ifI want to I don't think it's this

(37:52):
even loading on ninety four, I'moh, and my bills. Yeah,
even though I have all the billsbookmarked, those web pages still keep them
open. Keep the bills open.You can go to it. I just
go up to the top, logback in, pay it every month.
But I have no apps open.I keep those those I have to close.
Once I'm done with the app,I close it. There's no need

(38:14):
for it to be running in thebackground. The second tab that she has
open is Oreo gingerbread house. Sono, approximately all right, So this
is this is approximately six months ofopen tabs that she has. Sorry,
that is just out of control.There's let's see here. What else does

(38:37):
she have? Storage area, dippingbutter Pandora, what age can kid go
something? I don't know what thatmeans to the bathroom by themselves? Maybe
what age forty little known and thenI can't read. I don't know what
it is. After that, Okay, you open it, I can I

(39:00):
guess, and then is that goingto put it to It's all right,
She's never looking at it ever again. Anyways, Well, it says Safari
can't open the page because the servercan't be found. That's how old the
tabs are, like, the designsare just gone. It's such an ass.
It's weird. It's a geo cities. She's searching with lycos. Let's

(39:28):
see Apple registration, American Eagle,drug mart, how to open a something
an Uh, oh, I seeshe's trying to search something regarding me.
Oh, to quit my job.No, she's trying to search my bracelets.

(39:49):
Oh wow, wow? Why forherself or you know the price?
Wow? What did she write?Lame bracelets? You said something on the
air days I'm like, are youkidding me? You made some stupid comments.

(40:13):
So I was curious, like,okay, really, And then I
went and I searched Zeus something orother at a glance, Rave holographic something,
Carabus, melt bar and grilled yourlocation to pro something, jazz rehearsals.

(40:35):
I mean, there's nothing like reallyweird in here that I see.
It's a lot of food for somebodythat doesn't eat you do you just look
at pictures of food online? Salivate? I'm so hungry. She's looking up
the cast of things. It's complicatedwhatever that is. She must must like
some guy that's in that movie orwhatever. Oh he's hot. Wants to
look him up Robin Hood movie.What helps upset? I think Tommy tall

(41:06):
kitchen bags fit with. These arethe dumbest. Sean something pat a tosa,
I don't know what that is,Avon Lake something, cozy sweatshirts.

(41:32):
I don't know. I mean,I guess I could just do this all
day like this is. This isjoy, and I like when I want
to go deeper outstanding check something orother. Best TV for twenty twenty four
donut equipment, Samsung sixty five inchTV. Nice, Lenny Kravits. Is

(41:55):
that when you were getting the TV? That was like four months ago,
right, was it? She mustbe searching for a twenty twenty four Jeep
Grand wagon Er. Oh wow,well, god for a new car through
the year. No, No,it's a tab right here. I'm not
looking for one. You have atab open with it. It's my favorite

(42:17):
car, the wagon, ear Ione, Parks and Recreation, Bobby Bones,
Women's and men's something women, uh, clothing for Cole's Gmail searche Protectors,

(42:38):
Perry a Juett. That's a champagneshown you drink? Yeah? I
occasionally. That's why she's just doingsearches about me. Isn't she your bracelets,
your champagne? A sad life?Yeah? You must have mentioned that

(43:00):
or something. She goes, Igotta taste this, gotta be somebody don't
know what that is? Saint Patrick'sDay something? Donuts? I think d
o end about donuts? How manyinches is for f E something or else?

(43:23):
Are you serious? You can't figurethat out? Are you for real?
Google that first? You can doit your in your brain. But
if your brain doesn't have that capacity, why woul't you just use a calculator?
Sorry? Why not even use youknow what I do? I just
ask Siri that's possibility too. Butwriting that all out solar eclips donut,

(43:46):
she's really into all this donut stuff. Dp O eight mobile. I don't
know. I don't think that's adouble penetration pizza container or something. What
is she looking? Kasa the Plia. What's that? I don't know what

(44:08):
is it? Did you go thereonce? Is that a restaurant? Oh
it sounds like a place, itsays, I don't know six sore throat
causes. That's a place in aboutique hotel on the Riviera Maya. So
she must be wanting to go onvacation New Florida. Is this possibly she's

(44:30):
looking up where you were going.Oh, my dad, she's I'm trying
to have her committed because I thinkthis must be it. She must have
thought this is the hotel you're goingto, even it was, I don't
think it was. Was it no, no before you said it? Maybe

(44:52):
she was looking check out alfreck Edendon't know what that is? A E
L F R I c Alfric Yep. Oh that's weird clothes? What you
bought stuff like this? What isit? Okay? Here it's there,
you go. There's some pants fromAlfric Eatont Cross colors. There's a sweatshirt

(45:19):
that my daughter wanted. Symptoms ofstrap throat, so she must have had
a sore throat at that point.Why does the guide something or the strep
throat you mentioned you had? It? Was she looking up from you?
How I can fix them? UrbanAir, Cleveland Guardians, San Francisco Chronicle.

(45:47):
Hi ook at San Francisco Chronicle.That's a good one. That's see.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I guess I can click on
these and it doesn't. I thoughtit would make me lose my space,

(46:07):
but it doesn't. Oh, Ican go even deeper. Yeah, fantastic.
Why does the guide have no information? That's what she said, the
TV guide? What does that mean? I couldn't when you hit guy,
there's no information? Why is thathappening? But did you have to put
in the type of TV or anything? I didn't? Okay? Uh?

(46:30):
Sports bras for hold on? Ithought this said I thought it was for
children, but it's not. Itsays the elderly. I want to say.
I can't. Oh man, Ican't read. What's sports? I
think it? I thought it saidchilling, like she just wants to chill

(46:52):
on a sports bra. This isleaving me very Walmart's vulnerable. She's searching
for a former baseball player Jensen Lewis. Yeah, and you used to work
here. Yeah, it's weird.Why is my cat throwing up? Why

(47:21):
am Why am I bleeding when Ipoop? Who knows? Watson. There
stricts to m A G stricts toM A J E something. What does
that mean? It still stricts St R I c K S tricks.

(47:47):
Maybe I spelled it wrong. Maybe. And then you're looking at a YouTube
video how to add grip to socksinstead of buying socks. Do you want
to like grippy socks? You're gonnaglue little pads on the bottom. So

(48:07):
my kid has red socks for hersolo, and I wanted to buy grippy
socks, but they were two grippies. So I took a hot glue gun
and I put glue on the bottomof her socks. So I was researching
that that was the most recent.So those are phone I'm all the way
to the bottom, and that's that'sthat's all she's got in mind. I'll

(48:30):
tell you my tabs. I toldyou I have fifteen open. I have.
One is a drain, one isa server rack, one is something
an av supply. An article aboutTim Cook running out of ideas for Apple

(48:51):
an audio interface, web hooks.Insurance company for business insurance. They are
right. An article about interest rates. Oh, this could get any worse.
Insurance and interest rates defense tactics somethingthis is from This is from CNN.

(49:17):
I don't know, dow Jones,are you learning to like fight?
No? No, I think what'sthat thing? Oh? No, this
is a defense tactics raised eyebrowsing Cohencross examination. So Trump trial something beyond
limits? Oh, this is akickstarter thing that there's an ad and uh

(49:44):
Supreme Court. Oh just CNN homepage. That's those are my tabs there.
I don't know how we went downthis rabbit hole, but was sorry a
lot about you and her phone.So that's strange, Harry, I know
it is that to that level either. The only thing weirder is if we

(50:07):
were to search through Jeffrey's phone,it would all be Theeter searches. Theeter
shirt listen a video outside his radiostation in two thousand and six, Peter's
favorite proteins. I've got to takea break. We will be right back
with the Shizzy next. Hang on, don't let your boss ruin your day.

(50:29):
Start your day with us and letDoug ruin your day instead. We're
back with Rover's Morning Glory. TheShoosy is coming up in just a moment.
What do you have on the wayto We got a divorce on the
horizon, not Rover in B twosomebody else? Tell you who next?

(50:57):
Someone wants me to go through crystalstabs, Charlie, you looked at those.
Did she have any weird stuff inher tabs? All right, No,
it's it's just dumb because she doesjust keep like first, energy is
just open, the water bills justopen. The you want not bookmark that

(51:21):
stuff. It's an easy pass.It's her looks like an cable bill.
What's this fluff monster that's really expensive? Oh my god? Like a chair
that's three Oh my god, she'slooking for a sugar daddy to pay for

(51:44):
that. Huh okay, how doI go? Oh, it's screwed.
Okay, yeah, this is justmore. This looks like property taxes.
People are expecting that it's just gonnabe wild, crazy orgy stuff. No,
so far, nothing more bills.This is her my like, not

(52:04):
bills, but my charge. Justthings you would bookmark that you might go
too frequently that she just has openall the time, and they are bookmarked.
So why keep the tabs open?Then I don't know it's there.
Visually I go there, it isopen. Pay that bill? Oh I
think this is She mentioned that shewanted to start just the most nerdy activity,

(52:25):
refinishing books. So I think thismight be something to help her,
like to refinish rebind books. Imean, this is this is loser behavior
in here foot foot clothes foot close. I don't know. Sometimes I do
open a tab and it may havebeen a long time. Oh, it's

(52:49):
like cools, like with ed grayhaon Poe on it okay, show that
she's deep orgy, like just reallysorry, are you? Are you?
Pokemon cards? Oh, that's thecreate your own okay, creator own Pokemon
card, A little house, likea little dollhouse, makeup, just t

(53:14):
shirts and you never close these crystalNo, because there are things I want
to buy that I'm so indecisive andso cheap that it takes me a long
time before making a purchase. SoI'll look at it multiple times and go,
do I want to buy this sixtydollars sweatshirt one day? One day
I'll buy it, you know,and then I just leave it open and

(53:36):
that it's just like my hopes anddreams wallpaper that I want. It's really
nothing that interesting. I'm trying tofind anything. A lot of like shirts.
She like almost motivational shirts like shethinks is really cool, but she
doesn't. She won't pull the triggeron so she uves it open electric forests.
So that's the music festival, right, Okay, we're getting I mean,

(54:02):
I'm I think I have town ticketsopen? Yes, you buy those
probiotic for your dogs? Oh yeahyeah, oh you dogs? Does she
have an iPhone or Android? Charlie? Android? Android? All right?
Here? Someone says she must besearching all her porn in incognito. Why

(54:25):
would you, though I don't.She lives alone. Why would you need
to do that? And oh,this is good? This is some dinner
she wants to go to her aguy two hundred dollars per ticket dinner.
But the guy will uh feeds youweed his high end restaurant. But it's

(54:47):
weed infused. Two hundred dollars aperson. Where's that? I guess he
comes. I guess he comes totown and he does it all right?
One ticket, two hundred dollars justto eat wheat weed? Yeah, nothing
interesting, that's I mean, that'sbasically it. I close the porn tabs.
I don't leave those open. That'ssomething I chun close those. But

(55:07):
you don't close any other tab.Yeah, if you want to come back
to that video, it's so goodyou want to second round with it.
I guess I would just search thatsame category again. Whatever it was that
I broke it down to, whatif it takes me twenty five minutes to
find that one video, that wouldmake sense to keep that one open and
that the fuff Monster couch. Butif I'm going to open one of those

(55:30):
tabs and start searching, I mightsearch for an hour watching videos. I
could go down a rabbit hole ofwatching videos and look at the time and
go, oh my gosh, Igot to finish up. I've been I've
been looking at way too many tofind the next best one, so I
always see something new. I Ihow does I get porn Hub? I

(55:54):
understand the concept of how they makemoney, but do you know what it
must cost to operate that The amountof bandwidth that they are serving is absolutely
off the charts. It's just incredible. Now they have an ad at the
beginning of the videos sometimes but youcan skip it. How are they making

(56:21):
money there? I just I don'tunderstand the It's got to be very expensive
to operate that site. It's free, and maybe they must do they have
like subscription stuff. They premium,but who would you get that for it?
You must be into something really specificand really weird if you're paying for
it, and if if porno doesn'thave it, you just go to a

(56:42):
different site. Yeah, yeah,you just find it. I don't understand
who's who's doing it. Maybe again, it's got to be something very specific
that's a little bit harder to find, and they go, you know what,
I'm sick of trying to find whateverthis very strange fetish is, So
let me just pay for pay foraccess to whatever weird thing that they have

(57:02):
going on. I don't know,but do you think your wife would be
mad if she saw that you paidfor porn Hub? Yeah? I yeah,
And you're like, she's even okaywith the porn, but then she
goes, why did you pay forthis? And you go, I want
this really specific ball crushing video.I want access to it. I can
explain yourself out of that. Idon't know if my I don't think my

(57:25):
wife would care if I was payingfor porn Hub. I don't think.
I don't think she would have anissue with it. At a different level,
I think she might. She might, she might question like, what
what are you and what are youinto that you have to pay for it?
I feel like I'd get laughed at. I wouldn't like she wouldn't be
mad, she would laugh at me, and I would really crush me.

(57:45):
What are you doing? I waslike, I don't know, I need
more one guy on jar videos.I don't have enough. Yeah, I
so, I guess they must bemaking money hand over fist, but they
have lawsuits. Remember, they're gettingsued they get I mean, they have
a lot of expenses too. Ijust I can only imagine the cost to
operate a free site like that.It's just got to be off the charts.

(58:13):
Dougie, are you ready for theshit? Yeah? Here we go,
pea Shoozy on Rover's Morning Glory.President Joe Biden and former President Donald
Trump have accepted an invitation from CNNto debate. This will happen on June
twenty seventh. It's a gonna beinteresting. I have to watch it.

(58:36):
I'm gonna obviously have to watch this, but sure everybody's gonna what that f
is Biden and his people thinking youyou should have avoided this at all costs
because so desperate Rover he has todo something. No, No, I
think if he if he were tojust lay low theater and not pop his

(58:57):
head up, I think he wouldthe election kittting. But if he's going,
it's pull numbers at the lowest everif you yeah, well, you
know, Donald Trump's aren't so hothigher than his so well, Biden beat
him in the last election. Soeither, but putting them out there and
it's just going to be gaff aftergaff after gaff unless they somehow hop him

(59:22):
up on amphetamines or something and adrenalineadrenochrome in Frasl's rip. Maybe the debate
will be held at CNN's Atlanta studioswith no audience presence. They people are
or I don't know, people areupset, but they there's been a commission,
the Commission on Presidential Debates, thathas negotiated and handled all of these

(59:45):
debates for the past forty to fiftysixty years or whatever it is, and
they this is the first time theyhaven't been involved. Both the candidates saying
well, we'll just go directly toCNN or whatever we want to do.
So that commission is, I don'teven know what you needed them for exactly.
I don't know, but they areout of the loop. So we'll

(01:00:07):
see how it ends up. Whatis it? June twenty seventh. June
twenty seventh, All right, Meanwhile, we have to hope that Biden doesn't
fall and break a hip before then, because yesterday he nearly missed a brutal
spill. Just another video? Ishe falling again? Here he is every

(01:00:30):
time he walked. This is takingthe stage at the National Peace Office with
memorial service at the Capitol. Therehe is just is got very stiff arms.
Just don't move. That's truing.Yep. But he clipped the step
just trying to pick his foot up. He clipped it. The zoo man,
this is a little overblown. Ithink, how was it? That's

(01:00:52):
another because you watch he's who hasn'tdone that? Oh? Come on?
Does it every day? But theheadline is almost brutal spill. Yeah,
well, I guess you could sayit almost died from falling two. I
mean, I don't know. It'syeah, I don't really fall going up
the steps like that, but goingdown like if you have especially if you

(01:01:16):
have socks on and just not shoesin your house and you go down the
steps, you ever just hit thatedge of the step and you just slip
out. I do that more.Yeah, you just did, didn't you
do it, Charlie. Yeah,it was in my socks and walking down
the stairs and I got in theedge and I fell downstairs on my ass.
But didn't after that. Then you'rebecause I did it once. I

(01:01:38):
was holding my daughter when she wasyoung. I did that once. And
now I'm always very careful. You'renot careful anymore. You figure forget about
it. I for like a weekor two. Oh, Ricky says,
coming from this is going back tothe porn hub stuff, paying coming from
a porn addict. I have paidfor the premium subscription because they have the

(01:01:59):
full hour long productions in four KHD, hour long production. You watch
it, I don't know. Idon't. Yeah, I don't need it.
That's a sweet spot and I'm done. Yeah I don't need the story.
Yeah, I don't need an hourlong production. I also don't need
four K. You're watching on yourphone screen, which probably isn't even in
four K a resolution on your screento begin with. So this guy's got

(01:02:22):
seven twenty or whatever is just fine. He's got no this guy's he's an
attic. He's got like a theaterset up a masturbatorium. To you,
guys, the the way that theyget you is if you're watching porn and
whatever it is, you want toget to the end and like, let's

(01:02:44):
say a money shot or something,and they cut it off right beforehand.
Now, if that's your thing andyou want the money shot, maybe they
doope you into like, oh man, I need to pay for this subscription
to whatever whatever stuff you're watching,you know, money shots or whatever.
I don't know's I guess how theyget just that you can actually see things

(01:03:07):
if they're being caught up. Butthink you could just find another video that
has that, But people are buyingfor it. I guess, including that
guy. Go on. Another Americantourist has been arrested in Turks and Caicos
after airport security found ammunition inside hisluggage. Police have not publicly identified the
tourists or provided many details, butconfirmed that a visitor was arrested at the

(01:03:28):
Howard Hamilton International Airport after ammunition wasallegedly found during a routine security check.
The arrest comes just a few weeksafter another person from Oklahoma made headlines when
a few bullets were found inside hisluggage at the airport in the same location,
Turks and Caicos when he arrived fora family vacation. Days later,
Yet another person from Virginia was arrestedfor possession of ammunition shortly before boarding a

(01:03:52):
cruise ship with his family. Andthen earlier in the year, a man
from Pennsylvania was caught with some loosebulk in his bags. Who puts bullets
in their bags and then doesn't checkwhen you go someplace, don't you unpack
everything? And then now if youdon't unpack every single thing and the bullshites
in the bottom, I guess peopleare maybe using the same bag for gun

(01:04:16):
range hunting. Yeah. I havea specific bagpack that I use to travel
and it's just my travel backpack.I'm not putting it. I'm not using
it for anything else. I'm notputting guns in there or anything. And
even when I go to the airport, I know I don't have a gun,
but I still think it through.I'm like, I don't have a
gun on me, do I Like, before I go through the security thing,

(01:04:38):
I just sort of make a mentaldouble check. At the Atlanta airport,
I don't know if you saw thisthis what you just mentioned that they
catch a gun per day trying togo through TSA. Oh wow, I
believe that. But it's not peoplewho are trying to do an attack.
It's idiots that are just carrying accidentallythey forgot, yeah, a loaded gun.

(01:05:04):
Yeah, I saw in the chamberand they're they're so sick of it
now. I guess that they usedto just give you a fine. Now
they're going to rest you if youtry. Yeah, I mean, it
is an honest mistake that people make. You're going to the airport, you
have a gun. How do youmake that mistake? I saw one of
those shows that's like airport security orwhatever. It's like it's like a series,

(01:05:28):
I don't know, and there wasa guy on there. He was
I think he was like a helicopterparamedic guy or whatever. He had a
gun in his backpack, former militaryguy. And he just he goes through
and they stop him. They haveto call the cops in and all that,
and he was like, he justhad it in there accidentally, he

(01:05:50):
forgot he had bad gun owner.If you don't know where your gun is,
yeah, I agree, where's yourgun? I don't know? Could
be my backpick could be over here. Well, that's what I was thinking,
like last night, So I amhome alone and I'm thinking to myself,
I'm going up the stairs and I'mthinking to myself, all right,

(01:06:14):
where are the guns? And thenI got to thinking, do I even
know where all of my guns arein the house? And in Florida,
like where I have so many guns, I don't know where they all are.
Actually I can. I know wherethey're at all time. So that
seems bad because somebody could steal yourgun you wouldn't know it. Yeah,

(01:06:36):
yeah, and if you need itin a crunchry, you're like, where's
the closest one nearby? It's agood plan. I think that's why I
always doing my mental checklist as Iwas getting ready to go to bed last
night, theater of thinking, Okay, where are all the guns? In
case I have guns all over thehouse. I know people think I'm weird,
but I have a larger house,and if someone breaks in a home

(01:07:02):
invasion or something, I could bein one area of the house. Let's
say you keep your gun, Idon't know, maybe you keep yours in
the bedroom theater. What if you'reon the other side of the house and
somebody breaks into your home and he'sbetween you and the gun. Now,
what do you do? So that'swhy I have guns? How many are

(01:07:24):
a handful? It's in various places. No, No, less than I
probably own. I probably own sixguns total. I think so, I
it's just me. I think that'sa smart thing to do. I don't

(01:07:45):
have any kids, so you don'thave to worry about that kind of stuff.
You have kids, it's a differentmatter. Go on. The Victoria's
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faced a lot of controversies over companyculture and inclusivity, and Victoria's Secret overhauled

(01:08:09):
its image and incorporated more diverse andplus size models in its campaigns. The
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the show, as firing will return. Just have hot chicks get back the

(01:08:32):
basic excite me and everyone got theyare falling all I just saw something.
I just saw something the other day. What was it? Oh man,
what was it? It was somethingand the person had vitiligo. You know

(01:08:53):
that thing where you have the discolorationof the skin. And it's like you
can't put out an ad or acommerce shull er whatever unless you have somebody.
Few that has with the vital lego. There's a few that are currently
running right now. And finally herewe go again. Jennifer Lopez and Ben
Affleck might not make it to theirsecond wedding anniversary, which is in July.

(01:09:16):
A source says that the writing ison the wall. It's over.
They're headed for a divorce. Theyeven say they're not living together. They
haven't been seen together in public fortwo months. The science have been there,
but none more obvious than the nightat the met gala when she had
the distinct honor of coachairing the fundraiserand Ben stayed home and said it was

(01:09:40):
work obligations. So are they gettinga divorce? I don't know. There
you go. That is the shizzy. On Rover's Morning Glory, we at
the head pulled out the flock forthe flock where everybody had bussed out with
a new white seat you fresh.It's not phone you with us, make
the money, get the bands,bringing home with Who is that with her?

(01:10:03):
Who's rapping in? This sounds likewe pose the guy's song Jada Kiss,
But I'm not sure if you meanshe had a bunch of songs with
her. I all have. Thisis one of them, you know,
always put rap on him. Letme see yeah yo yo blocks this year

(01:10:29):
ja, Yeah, everybody met therocks that I'm I know where I'm going
and I know where I'm from.You had locked and I don't know who's
looking up? Are you insurance?That's what it is? Block with everybody
with a new white seat you fresh? Jadakiss and styles p styles Pe love
him? Anonymous, he around Rollvery'smorning Glory, Good morning, Anonymous,

(01:10:49):
Good morning. Going back to thestory about the airport security, can you
hear me? Okay, okay,I'm staying anonymous because I'm still shock that
this happened. But this is aboutover five years ago. I had a
birthday party for my son at abowling alley and he was like five years

(01:11:10):
old, and I had a giganticknife that I was using to cut the
cake, like the biggest knife inthe butcher block and it was time to
leave the bowling alley. We hadto hurry up to get out because the
next party was coming in. SoI just wiped the icing off the knife,
wrapped it up in white paper towels, and threw it in the bottom
of my purse. Two weeks later, I'm in the air and I'm like,
why is my purse so heavy?And I look in my purse and

(01:11:34):
the white paper towel blended in withthe lining of the white lining of my
purse, and here I had thatknife in my bird butcher knife and got
through airport security with it. Igot through security with it. I don't
know how. I mean, whenyou think of the knives in your butcher
block. The biggest knife in theblock, it was like twelve inches long,

(01:11:54):
including the handle. That's horrible.They didn't catch that. Yeah,
and metopped with the fingernail clippers orsomething that a little mini screwdriver. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, didn't even getcaught. You get off. So
we well, we had a layover. We were we had a layover in
Georgia and then we were flying outof the country. And so at the
layover, I went into the restroom, and I waited till the west room

(01:12:16):
was empty, and I threw itin the trash and then well, it
was in Atlanta, where CNN headquartersis. So that night that's when I
told my husband. He's like,well, you know CNN's headquarters is in
Atlanta. Let's turn on the newsand see if it's on the news.
Because the only way whoever found thatknife has to know that whoever deposited that

(01:12:38):
knife had to get through clearly.Sure they had to. Yeah, because
you're inside the terminal, right,Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think
these things happen all the time,but I you know, I have seen
statistics. So they catch you.You say they catch a gun every day
at Atlanta, Charlie, they probablymiss ten. And they constantly are missing

(01:12:59):
things through security all the time.Yeah, I asked her, did you
wipe off the fingerprints before you dumpedit? I don't think I did,
because I wasn't even think about that. I just wanted to get rid of
it as soon as I could.That's a you're shaking your head. I
would make sure I go, they'regonna find this thing. I don't want
to be traced back to me thatI got through security with this. Yeah,

(01:13:20):
I don't know if they're going togo through all of that theater to
fingerprint a knife. If they finda gun in the bathroom, you don't
think they would print this. Alittle bit different than your knife. It's
a little bit different than a gun. But somebody dumping a knife in the
airport security, that's a big dealto me. Yeah. Oh man,
I'm getting behind. Sorry, Ididn't realize how late it was. Let

(01:13:43):
me take a break. I havea lot to discuss this morning, tons
of stuff to get to this morning. Theater. It's Thursday. That means
you have a conspiracy corner coming up? What what kind of information do you
have to enlighten people and open theireyes to what's going on in the world,
the things that the elites don't wantus to know. We just passed
the twenty fifth anniversary at this tragicevent, and I want to show some

(01:14:09):
show some unreleased footage never shown tothe public before, about this event.
Gony Well versed in this topic toRover empty five years ago must have been
nineteen ninety nine. All right,I'd have to think, I don't know
what it is. We'll be rightback on Rover's morning Glory. Hang on
celebrating twenty plus years of kicking thecompetition right is a crank. We're back

(01:14:33):
to Rover's Morning Glory. I havea question for you. I'm curious to

(01:14:54):
get your opinion on something. There'sa sex worker hot kick. She says
at having sex with married men isnot cheating. They the men are not
cheating on their wives when they havesex with her as a sex worker.
Interesting. I'll give you her logicand I want to get your opinion on

(01:15:15):
it. In just a minute.Doug in Cincinnati, you're on Rovery's Born
to Glory the Morning Doug's happen?What's going on? Yes, at the
end of the show, So Icalled in and everybody gave her what they
did for Mother's Day except duty.Did she send flowers to her mother or
anything like that? Oh? Yeah, I remember. She was poo pooing

(01:15:36):
me for only calling my mom andnot not sending my mom flowers. So
what what did you do? Youpulled out all the stops with your mother?
Doogie? What did you do forMother's Day? Oh you didn't.
Oh why were you criticizing me fornot sending flowers to my mother? Because
you like your mom. Your momis a wonderful woman, and your mom

(01:15:58):
loves you and just wants a littlebit attention from you. You give her
nothing. Oh give me a break. Is it true, you're in the
same boat. Then you want attentionfrom me, you don't get it?
So what So what did you dofor your mother? I was coming back,
I was at a competition, comingback from the weekend. Bless you,
and I called. It was likefive forty five at night. We

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were driving home and called my momand just talked to her. She has
told me repeatedly, do not everbuy me flowers. Okay, And then
she proceeded to I don't even knowwho sent her flowers. Oh, my
nephew did. She proceeded to say, what a wonderful person he is for

(01:16:44):
sending her the most beautiful arrangement.And I didn't even I've learned that with
women over the years, between mywife and women I've dated, they say
don't do X, Y or Z. That essentially means you should do it.
Yeah, yeah, I don't wantto fly, don't get me,
do not get me flowers for Valentine'sDay. Then somebody in the office gets

(01:17:05):
flowers from their boyfriend. Oh,they were so beautiful. That's a nice
gesture. And then she went onto talk. My daughter was on the
bluetooth or whatever, the through thecar where you could hear it. My
daughter was in the front seat,and my mom proceeded to talk about my

(01:17:25):
kid and her fat legs. Geez, and Gianna is there listening. She's
like, what's going on? Well, why doesn't Gianna speak up and say,
hey, listen, the old batyou want to talk about fat legs,
just talk about you know. Shedoesn't engage with it because I've told

(01:17:45):
her just you know, maybe youhave to stand up for yourself. So
if somebody's talking about you like thatand you overhear it, what are you
just going to keep your mouth shut? No, she said that, I
guess. In January, my kidwas talking to someone about, you know,
she wants to have muscular legs andshe's got a great body. She's
not fat like Donald Trump. Noot. She should be proud. She works

(01:18:11):
hard and anyway, she doesn't havefat legs. And my mom said,
oh, you know, she sheshould know that's muscle. Her legs aren't
fat. You know, it's okayto have you know, a little fat
on your She's like, what areyou talking about? She doesn't even know
what she was talking about? Andwhat everyone are you? I know that,
but you don't say that about analmost fourteen year old anyway. So

(01:18:33):
that's what we went on to do. And then she said, I'm going
to be dead. I've come tothe realization that I will never see you
and Gianna again. And Gianna gotmad. She's like, what are you
talking about? You? Why wouldyou say that? And she goes,
well, can I just drive thereand see you guys for a day?

(01:18:56):
And she wants to come up forher birthday. No, I'm not even
a home for her birthday. Wedon't have a party plan. We have
recital. Doushi has every excuse.Her birthday on Friday, June seventh,
and see you three weeks. Shehas recital, rehearsal and then recital the
next day. Have her come tothat that would be fun for the grandma

(01:19:16):
to see. You can't walk aroundand I can't take care of her.
Whatever you say, Charlie, she'llhave an excuse. We'll chair her around.
She would never sit in a wheelchair. Are you kidding me? It's
a lot. She goes, I'lljust drive for the day and then my
kid goes Grandma. You don't understand. I'm not sitting around in the couch.
I'm never home. I'm not homeat all. It's not like we

(01:19:38):
don't want to see you. It'sjust I am never around. Why don't
you guys drive out there? Whenam I going to go out there?
I don't know, immortal day,Oh it's coming up. Yeah, we
actually, Gianna's got plans. We'renot home. What are you doing this
weekend? Working? What are youdoing next weekend? Working? Working on

(01:19:58):
what she's dance? I'm not seeingmy mom. Yeah, I'm busy.
I'm a busy person. So,yeah, I did not get her flowers.
And what did Gianna do for you? Nothing? Not a thing?
Okay, yes, she was competing. Well wait a second, So I
didn't get flowers for my mom,and I'm the bad guy. Your daughter
didn't do anything for you, andyou didn't do anything for your mother,

(01:20:20):
So I'm the one that she wantsto judge. I'm the bad one.
I was. I'm constantly with mykid, and my kid talks to me.
You're never with your mom, andyou never talked to your mom.
I talked to my No, youdon't, Yes, I do. I
think I talked to your mom morethan you talked to your mom. Well,
last time I talked to my mom. She goes, we're getting a

(01:20:43):
cabin in I don't know, Julyor something. I'm assuming you're gonna be
there, I said, I go, I don't even know the date.
You're asking me for something in thefuture that she should know me after this
a month. I don't make plans, and as I just go with the
flow. You're both awful to yourparents, And I go, so,
I don't know, Maybe maybe Ican be there. Well do she's gonna

(01:21:08):
be there already booked. Yeah,I mean I didn't say anything, but
I go, I don't know.Maybe I need to have a talk with
my mom. Like, is thisweird? Right? Why is it weird?
Time? Well, it's really weirdbecause she won't see her own mom.
I like Grover's mom better, butwhy not go pick her up and
bring her to the cabin? OhGod, I like Rover's mom too much

(01:21:31):
for that. Why not? Becauseit's a lot she can't She watchs twenty
steps a day, pretty much,put her in the car, drop her
off of the cabin. She sitsin the chair at the cabin. She
wouldn't do that. Why not?She just wouldn't do it. Why if
she wants to see you, shesaid, I got every excuse. I
got a question, Rober if yougot hit by a car today, let's

(01:21:53):
just say you died, would doshe still talk to your mom? Yes,
oh she still would. Well oris this trying to get like old
pictures of me or you know,stuff like that? Yeah? Yeah,
for being you know, she stillbecause Dougie at that point would in her
mind believe that Okay, when shedies, when dog dies, then she

(01:22:15):
could be back together with me andheaven for you know, w Yeah,
yeah, that's what I dream of, whether it's on earth or in heaven,
that we're always together. Okay,So you won't commit to hanging out
with your own mother either over well, I don't. I don't know the
date. I don't know what itis, she said. She said,
sometime in July. I don't knowwhat does that mean? Fourth of July?

(01:22:39):
Because she's going, so you couldjust ask her. She knows he
won't go. I always go.I go for I go for hours.
What do you think I'm nuts?I'm going to stay out there all weekend.
No, who wants to do that? I honestly don't want to do
that because it's not it's not comfortable. That's why it's not I want to

(01:22:59):
have none. No, no,I want to have Well, one time
I did try to go out thereand I got a hotel and I was
in the hotel room for about twominutes that I go, I ain't staying
here tonight. There were spiders allover the place. I mean just huge
ass spiders coming down on the ceiling, on the wall in the bedroom,

(01:23:20):
possibly in the bad And my wifegoes no, and I agreed with her.
I go, we got to drivetwo hours home now in the middle
of the night because I get intothis hotel. We go out to dinner,
We check into the hotel. Don'tyou put her bags up? Go
out to dinner. When we comeback to go to bed, that's when
I discovered that the whole place isinfested with spiders. Then I go down

(01:23:42):
to the front desk. They didn'twant to give me my money bag.
You got two thousand spiders living inmy room. You don't want to give
me the money bag? Seriously,did they ever give that back? Do
you know I believe they did,because I think I had to get the
manager or it's something I don't rememberexactly, but so to me, I
just don't the place that you canbe sleeping in my own bed with my

(01:24:05):
own shower, or I could beout there miserable. But the place that
your mom gets is really nice.Like they get a house for the week,
and it's with your sisters and yoursister's new boyfriends. I think they're
engaged. Assume like kids, right, yes, nephew, Like that's fun.

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Charlie got them. Doesn't require morethan one day? Correct, I
go out there, go on aFriday, my family do it? Kevin
was fun. Yeah, it's funbonding, go on on a Thursday together.
Yeah, make some memories. Man, Richard, you're on Roverge morning
Glory, Good morning Richard, arebay what's happening? Hey? My heart

(01:24:50):
just shattered and I lost every damnbit of respect I have for dues.
She can go and like stick hernose up your family's but where it doesn't
a long Yeah, for a weekin a cabin and a Christian retreat.
But she can't drive two hours tospend thirty minutes with her mom. Yeah,
I would give anything in my lifeas from all choice is a relationship

(01:25:12):
I had with my parents and theevil stuff I said to them before they
died. I would give anything tospend one more moment with my parents.
Oh well that's it. I'm sorryfor you, but you can't. But
you can't go see your mom.Come on, but you can go see
rovers mom. Yes, inappropriate?When your mom did you say, hey,
I want to see you once morebefore I die? Yeah, you

(01:25:35):
go. No, I can't.I have to go see rovers mom.
Yeah, I left that part out. But no, And Mark says,
is this cabin and lakeside? Ifit is, I don't fault you for
not going. There's no alcohol andit's boring as Yes it is, and
it is, Oh my god,it is boring. No, they don't.
My family doesn't drink. My momdoesn't drink like that doesn't drink.

(01:26:00):
Yes she does. Oh yeah,it's a big it's a it's a rage.
You don't. Okay, she drinksit like you drink it. You
have one half a glass of winethat lasts you six hours and so tipsy.
I wanted to get into this story. Here. There's a there's a

(01:26:21):
woman named Cotilla. Cortes and shelives in Sydney, Australia. She's a
sex worker. I guess, Idon't know. I guess prostitution is legal
there. I guess I don't know. She says that, oh man,
eyebrows are really long. Those aresick. Those are weird eyebrows. I'm

(01:26:45):
not quite sure exactly what's going on. Are those like real? Are they
painted on or what? What's goingon exactly? But I don't know other
than the eyebrows. Hot, yeah, like I I mean, this is
this is I love dark haired,dark eyes. This is I like this
chick. Wow. Anyways, sheis a sex worker. She says that

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she's a former accountant and now shemakes more money as a prostitute. So
she's been doing the prostitution for threeyears. And she says fifty percent of
her clients are married, at leastfifty percent. She says there could be
more, but you know, it'ssort of a mood killer if you bring

(01:27:31):
up your wife or your family whenI'm banging you, so not everyone does.
So. She says at least fiftypercent of her clients are married.
But she says that she does notconsider going to a prostitute like her cheating
for the man. She doesn't believeshe's doing anything wrong by sleeping with these
married men, And she doesn't believethe married men are doing anything wrong by

(01:27:53):
sleeping with her because it is justsex, she says, it's not they're
not having an affair. So reachout and paying for a casual sexual encounter
is the best thing for a marriedman to do. Now, do you
feel that same way, Dougie?And I'll tell you as a man,

(01:28:15):
I'm telling you, I know,ladies don't want to hear this. A
guy could do this and he hasabsolutely no feeling for this prostitute or whatever
he's like. I don't know ifwomen think that, if they're afraid,
like you're gonna run off with thehooker or something. I don't know exactly
what they're Maybe they're afraid you're goingto bring home on STD that's a valid

(01:28:38):
concern, I suppose. But mencan just have sex with a prostitute or
anyone else and not it just bon'tand then you never think about it,
never think about her again. No, completely right, yep. So I
would assume guys, I mean itis cheating. I would say that it's
different. If you're not telling yourwife that you're sleeping with a hooker,

(01:28:58):
that has to be cheat considered technicallycheating, right, But she says,
well, there's no relationship. Thishooker's sister's not. You know, that
would be worse if you had anaffair behind your wife's back with another woman,
like from the office or something likethat. Or that's cheating going to
a hooker, she says, notcheating's all business. Yeah, that's ridiculous.
That's one thousand percent cheating. Youknow it is. You know it

(01:29:23):
is. Don't sit there and actlike you're thinking it's rough. It's cheating.
It is. Technically, I'll agreewith you, but I am telling
I'm just saying as a man,I can only speak for men. Ladies,
you should allow your men to goa sexual with a hooker if they
desire. Honestly, they're not.You should not be worried about that.

(01:29:44):
They're not gonna run off with thehooker. They're not gonna, they're not
gonna. To me, it's it'slike, I don't know. I haven't
had sex with a hooker, soI don't know. But it just seems
like you should allow that if you'rea wife. I know, I know.
Again, I know why women wouldn't. But do you consider that cheating
dead? Yeah, it is cheating, Rover. But between an office affair

(01:30:09):
and a one time hooker or ahooker, you going into that business,
of course, you'd rather pick thehooker. Office affair that can lead to
a divorce. Yea that goes onfor years, it's all messy. A
hooker or since. You go,you do your business and you're done.
Yeah, you're not thinking about her. You know you don't like her.
You're just trying to get off.I mean, some guys, like Stripper
Scott or whatever, they fall inlove with the hooker, you know,

(01:30:31):
I mean they're weird. I waslike that. I'm sure no offense Stripper
Scott if you're listening. But youknow, some guys become obsessed over that
kind of stuff, but usually not. Yeah, you're not gonna like to
me, I'm not gonna go,oh, man, I really fell for
this hooker. I should I shouldstart a relationship with a hooker, Like
I'm smart enough to go that's astupid idea. Who would do that?

(01:30:56):
You're you're a moron if you dothat. It's like it's like when you
go to a yoga class and theguy pays attention to you and you think
he might like me. No,it's his job to make you feel comfortable.
It's the hooker's job to make youfeel special, and you might think
she loves me. I'm going toleave my wife and you fall in love.

(01:31:18):
It's possible, of course it is, I don't think so. Yeah.
She also says that married men payingfor her sexual services it means.
It does not mean that they don'tlove their wife or their family or anything
like that. She says, youhave to separate that from the sex act.

(01:31:41):
A lot of guys their wives stopputting out in marriages. You know,
we've talked to hundreds of guys,maybe thousands of men in the past
twenty one years on this show Theater. We've talked to countless guys. I
haven't had sex for my wife infour years. You know what you're supposed
to do with that after a yearor thank you? You can't fault the

(01:32:03):
guy, Chrystal, Do you considerthis cheating? If if your managed to
go to a hooker without telling you, without telling me, Yes, if
you if we had this conversation aboutit, it'd be different. I think,
would you be okay if you're ifhypothetically you and Deeter are married,

(01:32:24):
and Deeter says, hey, listen, I want to go to a hooker
and have some mild sex this weekend. Do you allow it. I know
that men do definitely see sex differently. It could be a it is like
a business transaction, like Peter said, sometimes you just want to It's just
the act. There's no emotional attachmentlike us women have when we have intercourse.
So I would say, and Iobviously was open with my ex if

(01:32:47):
he was interested in pursuing other thingslike that for a wild one night,
sometimes you just need a little spice, you know, to boost the bedroom.
You know, he still loved meand wanted me as that wife or
that partner in life. And thiswas just a it's terrible to phrase it
like this, but a plaything,a toy, something to use in the

(01:33:08):
bedroom, you know, as youknow. But other than that, so
I would be probably okay. Yeah. I think I think that my wife
is worried that if if we wereto have a threesome with another check or
something, she thinks I'm gonna runoff with that check or something. I
think I'm not positive, but Iwould say many women feel that way.

(01:33:29):
That fear is there that you mightlike it better or wow? Why do
he moan like that? Is it? It's that good? You know?
I mean, so it does kindof I felt that way personally myself,
where I'm like, oh, oh, okay, I guess I'm not as
good as wow wow. You know. So, I would say instinctually,
women probably do feel a little threatened, a little intimidated by this other woman

(01:33:54):
coming in, you know so,But don't they In Japan, men go
to I believe they go to hookor is it, and that the women
are The women are okay with it. Played a video club of all he's
going. They're like, no,that's fine. They get They in Japan,
they got it. They got itdown. They understand that women understand.
I know, this is just abusiness transaction. Dude's horny, and
then he's gonna come home to thewife and kids. Now there's some people

(01:34:15):
on the phone. I got totake a break. Minie's on the phone.
She disagrees with me, but otherpeople on the phone, So hang
on, we'll get to that.There's another story I want to tell you
about hookers. A weird law thatthey created, and we'll get to the
shizy the news hang on. Theysay nobody wants to work anymore. Hey,

(01:34:36):
but we didn't want to work beforeeither. That's why we got into
radio du Welcome back to Rovers MorningGlory. Dieter is Conspiracy Corner coming up
at about nine thirty this morning.Doe has the Schizzy in just a few
minutes. Many, You're on Rover'sMorning Glory Morning Many two morning, by

(01:35:02):
what's happening? Well? I calledin because I heard you guys talking about
prostitutes and how men cheating. Aremen sleeping around on their wives? Isn't
cheating? And I just wanted togive you my two cents because I think
that is absolutely insane. Well,well, what, I understand the woman's

(01:35:29):
point of view, I get that, I understand. I'm just telling you
from a man's point of view,there's nothing for you to be worried about.
He's not going to run off withthe hooker or anything like that.
So what exactly are you upset about? Well, I think it's just a
really disgusting notion that a man canput his you know what, wherever he
thinks he can, and that itdoesn't concern the woman that he promised he

(01:35:54):
wouldn't do that, you know whatI mean, Like, it's one thing,
it's completely one thing, entirely ifthe woman is completely aware and doesn't
care. But I feel like,in general, the man's not going home
telling his wife what he's doing.Right, Well, so what about in
what about in my hypothetical situation thatI just mentioned a few minutes ago.

(01:36:15):
So let's say you're married, let'ssay and one or two kids. The
wife used to put out two orthree times a week. Now it's two
or three times a year. Ifyou're lucky, he's torture. What's and
the guy brings it up to thewife and says, listen, you're not
putting out. Oh I'm busy,I'm tired. I'm just the other what's
the guy supposed to do exactly that? Talk to his wife and he's tried,

(01:36:39):
he's tried. Doesn't work, Okay, Okay, then maybe they should
get a divorce. If she's awi you don't want to get a divorce.
Really not willing to have sex morethan a couple times a year,
and he absolutely needs it. Ithink that's definitely a good reason. Kind
of guy still love his wife andfamily even though she doesn't put out.

(01:37:00):
Couldn't the guy still like the emotionalconnection? Yeah? Yeah, all that
right? I mean, I guessbut if I was that woman, I
wouldn't be comfortable with that. I'dbe like, okay, go then,
like she ruined our life with allof our kids. You can't just so
you should look at the woman andgo, you're not only putting out twice

(01:37:21):
a year, she's the one ruiningthe marriage. Then, you know what
I mean, maybe couple therapy.You know how many women go through horrible
postpartum depression. And then the ideaof sex is just disgusting. If it's
a problem, that's a problem forguys. If you go, I you
know, sex is disgusting, Well, guy wants to live that way?

(01:37:42):
No one, no one wants tolive that way. So if going to
a hooker can solve his satisfy hisneeds and keep the marriage going, sounds
like you're all about marriage and keepingmarriages intact. The marriage is still intact
in that case, So isn't thata good thing? Isn't that a positive
wife? And she doesn't know aboutit, and he's just going off and

(01:38:03):
doing his thing. That's that's notthat's not a healthy marriage in my opinion.
Well, it's not. She's notputting out either. It sounds personal
to her. Have you been cheatedon this sounds personal to you? Or
she doesn't put out more than multipletimes. Actually, if you want to
talk about my sexual history, Iam the the hunter in that scenario.

(01:38:26):
My boyfriend doesn't put out as muchas I do. So I am not
in this situation anymore. But Iknow that there are plenty of women out
there who feel like their men's sexualitytakes is like higher up on the totem
pool than their sex or their happiness. Maybe your boyfriend doesn't put out as
much, maybe because he's got ahook her on the side, perhaps just

(01:38:47):
throwing it out there. I don'tknow. Maybe, well I'll ask him
later because he's listening to the show. Listen. I I just is it?
Is it right? What I wouldI encourage guy I used to go
out and do this? No,the first line of defense has to be
talk to your wife if she's notput out, if she's not, even

(01:39:08):
if she's not, even if sheis putting out, but she's not satisfying
your sexual needs. Now that beingsaid, Peter, I don't know how
it is with you and your wife, but you know, sometimes maybe you
want a different maybe you want adifferent sort of sexual experience than what your
wife is willing to provide, ormaybe you want to treat someone like a

(01:39:31):
dirty, filthy whore that you wouldn'tdo to your wife. Is that wrong,
Mini, I don't think that's wrong. But I think what you're describing
is polyamory. No, No,I'm just describing going to a hot sexual
partner. Yeah. I think prostitutionshould be legal, I really do.
And I think that the women whoare prostitutes there by making it illegal.

(01:39:58):
I think the government's doing a dissertand I think that consenting adults should be
able to I mean, if youthink about this, abortion was you know,
up until recently, abortion was completelylegal in the United States. Now
think of that. How you maywhatever your stance is on that, but

(01:40:18):
the fact of the matter is itis a viable baby and someone that you're
sucking out and killing. Okay,so that's legal. But two consenting adults
who are both in agreement I wantto have sex and I will pay you
for sex, they can't do that. That's illegal. What kind of country

(01:40:41):
are we living in? It shouldbe reversed. Prostitution legal, abortion illegal,
and the way I would look atit if I were president of the
United States as the way I woulddo things. But I just don't understand
how prostitution is illegal. I knowa lot of places it is legal in
Europe, and I guess in Australia, where this chick is, it's legal.

(01:41:02):
And in fact, there's a lawin Belgium that was just pasted this
month. They legalized sex work twoyears ago in Belgium, but they didn't
have any sort of framework for workerprotections and various labor laws, you know,
because it's a new thing, anew category for them, sex work
in Belgium, and they as partof this new law. I do like

(01:41:26):
this. This is interesting. Ifthey call him a manager but it's really
a pimp, they can request thatthe government intervene and that there can be
a government mediator if they have adispute. If I'm a pimp and I
have a sex worker working for me, and my sex worker refuses to put

(01:41:50):
out to a client more than tentimes in a six month period, now
one off, you go, Okay, you don't like this guy, he's
disgusting, attie, smelly, whatever, I get it, but there's a
pattern. If you're refusing to putout more than ten times in a six
month period, I, as thepimp can go to the government and say

(01:42:14):
I need an intervention. I needa government mediation in order to rectify this
situation with the hooker that I employ. And so this has been enshrined in
Belgian law now, which I thoughtis a little bit strange. I believe
that if you are a hooker andyou're doing this work, you should be

(01:42:34):
able to the refuse service to whoeveryou want. Right, what if all
the guys are just ugly and nasty, probably the vast majority of them going
to a hooker are deter would bemy guess. Yeah, do you think
if Now I don't know the answerto this, but you know how people
are always trying to push the envelopeon if you can refuse service, and

(01:42:56):
if you could do this, andyou can do that, Like the gay
what is it? Gay cakes?This was the thing for a while.
I don't want bakeries. I don'twant to make a wedding cake for a
gay couple. And then there's alawsuit and then it goes all the way
to the Supreme Court. This isthat. Do you think of a hooker
denied service. Let's say we legalizedprostitution in the United States and a hooker

(01:43:17):
denies service to somebody. Do youthink they could be like, let's say
they go, you know what,I'm a hooker. I'm just not into
black guys. So I don't wantto sleep with black guys. And you
tell your pimp or your manager whoeveryou personally, if you're self employed as
a hooker, however that would work. If you deny service to protected class

(01:43:43):
race, religion. Maybe you don'tlike Jews. I don't want to sleep
with the Jew Could they sue youfor discrimination? Yes, you think so.
It's coming to I can see thathappening. You're forced to have sex
with whoever. It's part of thejob. Flex, you're on Rovery's Morning
Glory, your Morning Flex. What'sgoing on? Hey, what's going on?

(01:44:08):
You tell me? Hey, Well, you know there's a whole prostitution
thing is just is just crazy.You know. I agree with everything you're
saying, you know, but atthe end of the day, it's like,
if you're a woman doesn't want toput out your girlfriend, wife,
whatever, Then that man is doingsomething wrong, you know what I mean,
Like, this is my opinion onit. Not necessarily. I mean

(01:44:30):
I think that you know it,it does. We've talked about it where
women once they have kids especially,that's the focus. That's a man feels
he's the center of the universe inthe relationship up until laf kids. Then
he feels neglected and the wife isn'ttaken care of various needs and whatnot,

(01:44:51):
rightly or wrongly. I understand womenare busy, they're this or that or
other. They got a headache,you know, but I don't think that
it's necessary. It's not the man'sfault. Why is that the man's fault.
I mean, they just have tomix it up. I mean,
talk to your spouse, to yourgirlfriend, try something new, you know.
You know there's sex clubs in Clevelandor sex clubs in Vegas. You

(01:45:13):
gotta keep that excitement going somehow,right, Sure, I don't have any
issue with people taking there. Youknow, if you're a married couple,
you've got a couple of kids,you go to Vegas for the weekend,
hit up a sex club, giveit a shot. Why not? That's
not the answer would be spice thingsup. It is the answer, that's
the I see. There's the differencebetween a woman's point of view on a

(01:45:35):
man's point of view. Julie andmany other people have sent me text messages
asking how would you feel if yourwife went to see a male prostitute.
I have to allow it if I'msack a cramp app there's no way that

(01:46:00):
you would be totally fine. Iwouldn't. It wouldn't bother me. That
that is to bother you. Itwouldn't bother me. Wouldn't bother me?
No, No, this is howyou guys are so well. You don't
You've never said it, you guys. Here's the thing, me too,
and I are so strong in ourrelationship. You and I have no issue

(01:46:24):
with They don't even have a wordfor it. Charlie hasn't been created yet.
There is no word for our relationshipto stay and dislike. So I'm
so confident that she's she's not goingto run off, but she's gonna run
off with a male prostitute. Idon't think so, I'm not worried about
that. So, but another manbanging your wife, do you have no

(01:46:46):
problem? No touching her? Kissingher. See, you have to think
of this as a guy when you'rewith your wife or your girlfriend or whatever.
You can't necessarily have a problem withthat because she's done all that with
other dudes in the past. Ifyou're not thinking about that, right and

(01:47:06):
you're not going to be with hernext, those ex'es are in the past,
but you were with her next atsome point, right, so that
was twelve years ago. No.No, but everyone who's in a relationship,
unless you're with a virgin, youare the next guy. It's cool
because she gave all that up foryou. Me. Yeah, but I

(01:47:29):
just look, I would have noissue whatsoever. I think I'm like Crystal,
where I would say I would ratherhave some sort of an agreement saying
Okay, yeah, you can goto a male prostitute. I can go
to a female prostitute rather than doingit behind the back. Is I think
what the issue would be if you'rehiding that from your significant other, that's

(01:47:53):
where the problems arise. I thinkif B two came to me today and
she said I want to go toa male prostitute, I'd say, sure,
go ahead, and then when youget back you report back on if
if he was doing this, writer, you like that I can up my

(01:48:13):
game. Maybe I can learn afew new tricks. I just I don't
know. Maybe I'm not Maybe I'mweird, Maybe that whole thing is weird.
I'm just not sure. If youlove your wife, yeah, I
told you we're a very very strongrelationship. But in love, you're just
trying to get me to say that. I'm just asking this question. It's

(01:48:34):
either yes or no. It's ado you love your wife? Or you
don't want just te you know how. I don't want to. I don't
want to say anything in that regard. Courtney, you're on Rovery's Morning Glory,
Your Morning, Courtney, Good morning, Rover. Hey, what's happening.
I'm calling kind of to get yourguys a standpoint or I suppose opinions

(01:49:00):
on how you guys would handle asituation in your marriage when Okay, So
I've had my cat for ten years. I also have a dog. We
had two dogs, but we hadto put one down during COVID. My
cat is all of a sudden peeingall over the basement, and the basement
is where my husband's recording studio is. And once the cat started peeing,

(01:49:25):
once it was found out. Iwatched my husband beat the crap out of
my cat. Oh, and Idon't know how to feel about it.
Well, you should feel bad,because you know, I don't know how
you could respect anyone who beats thecrap out of an animal. What did

(01:49:47):
he do? Did he pick itup by the take my stand? He
yanked him up by a spurs,shoved his head and the pea whacked him
like. I stood there and disbelief. I tried could get him off of
him, but it was it waslike a fit of rage, you know.
And it's this is not normal inarmyriage like this, you know.
So I don't want to And that'swhat I think is throwing me off that

(01:50:11):
I witnessed something that to me wasso traumatic and I'm not I'm just confused
about how to feel about it.How have you brought this up? Have
you asked? I mean, whatdid you say to him about this?
And what did he say? Ileft and went to my girlfriend's house because
I was left. I left inwell friend's house, my friend's house,

(01:50:35):
a girlfriend of mine. I leftbecause I was so upset. I didn't
know how to feel, you know, I didn't even talking about it is
just shaking me up. I don'tknow how to feel about watching the man
that I love, we've been togetherfor twenty years, like react to an

(01:50:56):
animal that just he he could havehe has a point and leader today he
could just have a uti right somethinggoing out with the cat. So I
would say this, So you saythat this is completely out of character for
your husband. Yes, okay,here's what I would say. Now.
I don't like people, you know, abusing animals, doing mean things to

(01:51:19):
animals or anything like that. Iwould say that maybe maybe this guy was
just he had a you know,he was enraged or he was this that
you know, whatever does it peeon his keyboard and stuff like is consumer

(01:51:40):
or just in the age area.It was literally right at the spot at
the bottom of the stairs. It'salmost like, yeah, was saying,
don't come down here because we havewe have a finished basement, so there's
like a launder room with a bathroom, and there's a bedroom and his kitty
hands, shooter and everything are inthe laundry room. So it's but it
was at the bottom of the stairsfor you just go right if something is

(01:52:00):
going on obviously with the cat andand you'll figure that out. You're going
to the vet. Something something isgoing on the guy. Maybe it was
a one off mistake. As muchas I hate to say that, I
have you ever done that? No, I haven't. I want to do
this with my cat. I'm currentlygoing through it. I never once,
even though I was upset my catwas doing this, never once laid a

(01:52:20):
hand on her. I tried before, Like, I'm angry and I try
to say stop. But the answeris not rubbing the cat's face in the
urn. That's that's learned that way. Don't understand physical abuse. They don't
learn that way either them. That'snot the way he did it, like
very very aggressively. Like I've neverseen like behavior from him that way.

(01:52:43):
Did he punch the cat or slapit? God? Yeah, this is
wrong what he's doing. I agreeit is wrong. It's there's there's there's
no doubt. You're right. WhatI'm saying is that it's you know,
possible. At the guy. It'sa one off thing, right, you
say that this, She says this, His behavior is completely out of the

(01:53:05):
character for a once over. He'sdone it before. Yeah, and this
is just like a guy that hitsa woman. No, I've never done
this before. I'll never do itagain. Went to the cat piece again,
Like Charlie said on his keyboard,what's gonna do? Kick the cat
across the room, kill it,strangle it. This was just on the
floor. Yeah you can, that'seasy to clean up. Maybe you can
never get that. Can't pee outof that carpet theater, no matter how

(01:53:28):
are you try. That's it's gonnabe an issue. I got cat's gonna
be peeing there forever. Pro Sohere's the thing. Was he remorseful after?
Was he like, oh my god, I don't know what happened?
What did he say? He wasremorseful to me because I was so upset
about it. But I don't thinkthat he's very remorseful about his actions towards
the cat. I think he's donethis before. In my opinion, I

(01:53:50):
think that, and you just knowabout it. Maybe that's why paying cat
doesn't like him, because he's abusingthe cat, and the cat's like,
stay out of my ear. Thisis why it's bothering me so much.
Well, it's my cat, butit's his cat. Like when we're laying
around and stuff. The can't leaveson his stomach, the can't leaves.

(01:54:10):
It's like that is, you know, favorable to him, which which is
fine for me. You know,it's kind of a joke. But just
to see him react that way,so aggressively and so harshly with out even
I couldn't like the sounds my catwas making. I didn't know what to
do, like I will dream.Oh, I was screaming, I was

(01:54:33):
crying. I was grabbing at theback of his short like, get off
of him, get off of him. I didn't know what to do.
Yeah, it is weird. Imean, I I she's I don't know.
But look, you say it's completelyout of character. I think you
got to give the guy the benefitlike that. I think you have to
have the same conversation. We're justtalking about having a conversation when I sure

(01:54:54):
significant other about hookers. But youshould have this conversation and let him know
how upset you are and how unacceptableit is. And the guy may even
regret it. He might go,man, I really snapped. It's hard
for men to admit when they makea mistake, right, and so he
may realize that he way overreacted,flew off the handle. You just got

(01:55:16):
it. How long ago. Didthis happen? This happened last night?
Oh okay, so you might haveto you know, you've waited a day.
The next day now like in themoment right then, it might be
hard for somebody to admit. Butnow that it's a day, twenty four
hours has gone by, I thinkyou can bring it up and see what

(01:55:38):
he says about it. But itis definitely concerning. I don't like anyone
treating an animal like that. ButI also say, if you say,
this is completely out of character forhim, Maybe it's a combination of a
bad day or who knows what's goingon. I don't know, And I
think you have to give your husbandof twenty years the benefit of the death

(01:56:00):
out and talk to him about this. Hidden serial killers. Oh stop.
Maybe if you hurt they do saythat you start with animals. Yes,
Damer did be careful. The onlything he texted me this morning was you
went to your friend's house last nightand theater. You'll love this, he
said, you missed who got votedoff survivor don't tell me, But you

(01:56:26):
never mentioned the cat, never mentionedanything that. No, No, you
have to bring it up, butdon't bring it up in a you know,
just some advice. Don't bring itup in like an accusatory. Just
just try to be because sometimes ifI snap at my wife, it's it's
generally the tone of voice or theway that she brings something up to me

(01:56:49):
her fault. I'm just saying,I think that oftentimes women don't realize the
way that they're putting something forth.Either that you beat her cat, I
know, so I'm saying, sobe careful. How no, don't be
like you son of a bitch.You you you know, I'm just saying,

(01:57:11):
have a reasonable rational conversation. There'ssomeone that says, take the cat
and leave. Yeah, maybe twentyyear marriage, though, you're gonna throw
that down the drain? Does heknow that's why you left because of the
cat? One while she's off theline crying she was upset. The guy

(01:57:35):
should go, I'm sorry. Youknow, he should say that this month,
I'm sorry, I overreacted or whatever. I don't know. I'm curious
to see what happens, So I'llhave to let us know. I got
to take a break. We'll beright back. Hang on this morning,
Glory and Rochester, New York.You're on Rover's Morning Gloria, Good morning,

(01:58:01):
Dean. Hey, Hey, what'shappening. You're bringing up this whole
prostitution thing. You got me thinking'slights up their construction workers. Give him
a little taste to hurry them up, to get you a COUNDO thought,
Oh, speed them up by puttingout all. I would in that case,
she could, she could do everyRicardo, Enrique and Jose. I'd,

(01:58:24):
you know, go have at it. If it gets things moving.
I wouldn't have a problem with it. I Christopher in New York. You're
on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Christopher, Hey, good morning.
How are you? Hey? What'sup? Uh? Just the thing with

(01:58:45):
that guy beaten the cat. Inever told you guys, I've been.
I've been in animal rescue my entirelife. I started doing it before I
was ten years old. It wasjust a natural instinct in me, and
so I'm learned a lot. Andthat animal it could be going through separation,
anxiety from the dog that died.You know, they have hearts and

(01:59:11):
souls like us. Its heart couldbe broken, it could be missing its
friends. A lot of times,when an animal starts to exhibit a behavior
like that, it's not to beoffensive. It's like a cry for help.
It's trying to stake its territory becauseit's afraid that something bad is going
to happen to it next. Andbut that guy beating it, you know,

(01:59:31):
it's neither here nor there. He'sprobably done it before, he'll probably
do it again. I mean,if there's something in a man that will
allow him to beat a defenseless andit's an animal that's one hundred of his
size for any reason, like,there's something very wrong there to show aggression
like that towards a defenseless animal.So I would warn that woman. You

(01:59:56):
know, she's really got to thinkabout what her prime. I understand it's
her husband and all that, butyou got a way, what do you
get rid of? You get ridof the cat or you get rid of
the husband, right right? Imean when it comes down to we're supposed
to you know, this is justmy belief. We're put here to love

(02:00:16):
and protect the innocent above all otherreasons. Everybody wonders what's the meaning of
life? We're put here to lovethem and keep them saying that. But
I mean, this is your marriage. It's it's a a human priority,
trump's animal priority. So if there'san issue if let's say let's just not
let's just do another hypothetical. Let'ssay that a married couple, they get

(02:00:40):
married, they move in together,or they start dating, they move into
whatever they have. One of themdoesn't like the animal, the pet,
the cat, the dog, thehamster, it doesn't matter, whatever,
and it causes a lot of stressand anxiety between the two in that relationship.
Everything else is good except for thestress and anxiety caused by this animal.
For whatever reason, the dog yelpsall the time, wants to be

(02:01:01):
let out. I don't know whatdo you do. Do you get rid
of the dog or do you geta divorce? It depends on humans.
I mean I've had situations where Imoved women into my home and my animals
started to act different. They werekind of afraid of the chick or whatever
the reason was, and they didn'treally open up and love my animals the
way that that I thought they would. And I was like, you got

(02:01:25):
to go. I chose my animalsover the female every time, all the
time. I mean, that's justme. You know, it's difficult,
but above all else, I wouldcaution her, you know, protect that
cat at all courts, because rightnow it's afraid and it's in trouble.
It's just a little pitch. It'snot the end of the world. You
know, here's someone who says triggerstagging. What else is going on in

(02:01:47):
the husband's life. If he's alreadyon the edge stress wise, then something
small can push him over the edge, and somebody else says that man needs
to go get checked out. Suddenviolence would mean a brain tumor, so
maybe he has. I thought theyhave medical issues and they lose impulse control.

(02:02:08):
I think he's just mad about theurine on the carpet at this house.
Could be yeah, and he didit the wrong way. You take
it on the cat. I mean, that's just a So what would you
do theater if you were that woman, You leave the guy, You leave
the husband. In twenty years,I'm surprised he hasn't hit her yet over
one instant. She said, it'scompletely on a character for the guy.

(02:02:29):
This is just a start. Watch. This is gonna snowball. She's gonna
throw up one time somewhere. She'sgonna have period blood on the carpet.
He's gonna smack her right across theface. Oh, come on, it
shows a lot about a person.Rover, I'm telling you, if they
abuse an animal, I agree.Yeah, if you don't have respect for
animals or other living things, especiallya catteror dog that just eats me up
man, I think any animal,no, especially a catter dog. If

(02:02:53):
you kick a possum, I'm probablynot gonna be that upset. What any
animal you should? I'm just dog. I don't even like killing answer.
Yeah, I do not like that. Okay, I don't care about spider,
a caterra dog. I see that, I'm gonna I'm gonna break your
face. I'm telling you on thestreet if I see that. All let

(02:03:17):
me see here. What is There'sa guy that says, can we get
Crystal's thoughts on this crazy video capturedin Lakewood? I don't know what that
crazy video is. You got tosend it to me. I don't know
what they're referring to. Anonymous.You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning,

(02:03:38):
Anonymous. Hello. I've never calledinto a radio station before, so
but this is strikes me the wrongway. I'm an animal control officer for
the city that I work in,and there is a huge connection between domestic
violence and beating an animal. AndI can't give you specifics because I don't

(02:04:00):
it right in front of me.But if she's gonna, I think she
should choose the cat over her husband. And that's what I call it.
I understand that there's probably a connection. I'm not I'm not disagreeing with you
on that. But the issue thatI have is that she said that this
is completely out of character for herhusband, and they've been married for twenty

(02:04:21):
years, and is it really likesshe you know, maybe she's never witnessed
it before, but that doesn't meanit hasn't happen. That would be hard,
I think, to go twenty yearswithout having any clue about that.
I would assume, but I don'tknow. But she said it's completely out
of character for the husband. Andhow's that cat if they've been married twenty

(02:04:42):
years, and well, she saidit's her cat. I don't know.
The cat's probably less than twenty.I think they probably got a cat.
I think it's a ten year oldcat. Yeah, all right, So
you know, I I'm sure yousee as an animal control officer, you
see people doing horrible things to animalsall the time. I'm just saying,
and I'm not defending this guy.I'm just saying it's possible people do things

(02:05:09):
that could be a one off,and it doesn't If you do one bad
thing in your life, it doesn'tmake you a horrible person or the worst
person in the world or whatever else. There's a pattern and all that.
I get what people are saying,but I don't think you leave your husband
of twenty years over this. Imean, in my opinion, I mean,

(02:05:29):
I'm with it, so I don'thave to worry about things like that.
But it's just something that I see, like you said, and if
it's happened once, it's going tohappen again. She should have to worry
about her own safety at this point. And that's just my opinion. But
yeah, and I've never hit awoman. I'm just curious about this.

(02:05:56):
If somebody and I know what yousaid, the example leader that you gave
a domestic abuse, oh, I'llnever let it happen again. Yeah.
Yeah, we all know that that'sthe game these guys play, and they're
losers. I've told women all thetime, if you're with somebody any not
even physically but verbally abused, yeah, get leave. Leave. There's plenty

(02:06:18):
of other dudes out there, countlessother guys out there. If you even
need a guy, maybe you justgo off on your own for a while.
But the loser that you're with,who's beating you or telling you you're
worthless or whatever, leave that guy. Life is too short to be miserable

(02:06:38):
with somebody like that. Okay,but let's just say another hypothetical. You're
in a heated argument, huge argumentgoes on. I don't know what it's
over. Whatever, there's somebody pushesI don't have I you know, my
wife and I we we'd never havea physical confrontation in a million years.

(02:07:00):
Well, let's say the wife pushesthe guy or something pushes him in the
chesse ua hole and the guy smacksthe chick. It never happened before.
They've been married for about fifteen years. Will say, or whatever? Does
that mean that it's going to happenagain? Theater? I don't know.

(02:07:21):
Yeah, I say, yeah,I not necessarily, so anything that somebody
does, it's going to happen again. For sure. Nobody can do something
in the heat of the moment andregret it and correct themselves. That's impossible
with violence. I think there's ahistory of violence If you can do this
to a woman, you're likely todo it again. If you do it

(02:07:44):
to a cat, you're likely todo it again. Just with violence.
Because to me, even if agirl is hitting me rover, I still
couldn't hit her back like I'd behesitating so much. I'm like, I
just can't do it. I can'tdo it, can't do it. I
mean, she really my life wouldhave to be in the line for me
to actually be able to strike awoman. Well, you're hauling off like
you're punching. I'm not the samepunching. Who's gonna you just said he

(02:08:07):
smack her. Even if a girllike pushed me or smacked me, I
still and put it hit her.What the Dana White thing? The guy
from the UFC, Yeah, that'sexactly the scenario I'm describing there. That's
what what happened to him. Thewife is pushing on and hitting him,
and he smacked her. That wasthe one off. He claims. It's
a one off, Dana White.I'm just saying. And people can do

(02:08:30):
things, and it doesn't mean they'regoing to do it again. Out they're
more likely obviously, and women don'tfall for this. If a guy beats
you up, especially if it's like, you know, beyond the scenario that
I just suggested, he's holding youdown, he's choking you, he's pulling
your hair, he's punching you orwhatever. Oh, will never happen again.

(02:08:50):
Baby, don't fall for that.You're stupid. I'm just saying.
I think people could do something andthey regret it and they won't do it
again. But he doesn't mean hada twenty year marriage. He never even
apologized to her. He was textingher, she left the house. He
didn't like if you ran over tothe friend's house and he's like, I'm
so sorry I snapped. It willnever happen again. All this, he

(02:09:13):
didn'tven regret it. He didn't bringit up. He never apologized. He
didn't realize he did anything wrong tothe cat. That's the problem right there.
He may realize, he might beembarrassed about it. He might be
regretful. I know I'm saying,and you know how guys are with their
pride. Maybe it is going tohe has to ease into this apology later

(02:09:35):
today or something. Start by askingabout survivor, Yeah, you got part
off. Survivor is a text whichis a good text, but still she
didn't say I can't live I didthat to the cat. I am so
sorry. I'd be nervous. Leavethe guy alone with the cat. Oh
yeah, now what's happening when shegoes to work? What's this guy gonna
do? Yeah, yeah, no, I get it. I'm not disagreeing

(02:09:56):
with anything that you guys are saying. I'm just saying if somebody does one
bad thing, I don't think itmakes them a terrible person. The thing
that sticks with me, she says, this is completely out of character.
Somebody says, do you think ofKim's on the line. Do you think
he's beating his wife and not justthe cat. I would assume she would
say so if she's on the phone. She said, this was completely out

(02:10:18):
of character for the husband of twentyyears. That's why you have to give
the guy the benefit of the doubt. That people can make a one off
mistake. Somebody sent me a message. Here they go, you got to
check out this Amazon shooting thing.I have that. I have that in
my list of things to talk about, and maybe I'll get to that next.

(02:10:43):
Because there is a crazy story wherein Ohio a guy goes in and
tries to shoot his manager at anAmazon warehouse, and it's you got to
see this. There's video of this, there's it's a really strange story.
It just happened a few days ago. I didn't hear about it until his

(02:11:05):
video was put out. I justsaw this last night. I guess has
happened about I think four or fouror five days ago. But they just
released some new video and you gotto see this fire up RMGTV. Go
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content and things are working. Okay, I've got to take a break.
We'll be right back on Rover's MontyGlory hand. Listening to the show is

(02:12:13):
the second most enjoyable thing in life, right behind sex. Well, unless
you're in prison. We're definitely higheron the list than sex. If you're
in prison. Hey, can youput this wig on rovers Morning Glory?

(02:13:05):
Let me get this story about whathappened at this Amazon excuse me, this
Amazon warehouse. I guess a guywas hired at Amazon as a security guard
in this big warehouse facility in WestJefferson, Ohio. I think he I

(02:13:28):
don't even think he worked for Amazon. I think he worked for like a
security company. I'm not sure exactlywhat was going on, but he was
in training for two or three weeks. I don't know if he had any
issues, any discipline issues. Idon't know what happened between him and the
boss. But you're gonna see somevideo of what he does. The boss

(02:13:54):
is sitting at a desk and thisguy. If you watch, I don't
think there's any audio to this.Here is the worker walking in. He
uses his key card to go in. Now, this I think is actually
him exiting. Hold on, letme here we go, Here we go.

(02:14:15):
I think here's at the desk.Okay, so here we go.
H there's the security guard sitting athis desk looking at a screen or a
computer. Actually, he's dicking aroundon his phone. Yeah, that's the
boss River. Okay, so you'regonna see the other guy come in.
Yeah, that's it. That's theguy you're talking about with the other guy
who's been working there for two weeks. He has a gun. He pulls

(02:14:37):
a gun out of his pocket andhe aims at He stands here. I'm
just gonna look, I'm gonna pauseit right here. Oh my god.
He's standing behind his boss, who'sseated at a desk. He does that.
The boss doesn't know that this guy'sstanding behind him. He's holding a
handgun. What are you five feetaway? If that three feet less than

(02:14:58):
He's pointed the handgun right at theboss's head and he pulls the trigger,
but the gun jams. Now hetries to. Now he does it again.
He how do you need clears?I guess he clears the gun.
Well, not very good security guard. Obviously, he fires, He fires

(02:15:20):
the gun. You see this,You see the muzzle flash hair. How
he misses I don't know. Itmust just grace like goes over his ear.
The worst shot in the world.Well, first of all, he
could even get out of his pocket. It was like stuck in his pocket.
He gets it out, then itjams speaking all is fumbling with it,
and he shoots and misses him.Yeah, Like, I've always tried

(02:15:41):
to put myself in the shoes ofyou know, put yourself in the shoes
of this guy who's getting shot at. Put yourself in the shoes of the
guy who's doing the shooting. Andif you were going to commit and act
like that, wouldn't you sort ofthink it out in your head and you
would have what you're gonna do plannedout, and you go, I'm not
gonna fumble around with that gun inmy pocket when you get it out before
you even are behind this guy.But whatever, So he fires the gun.

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Now obviously, at this point,the security guard who's scrolling on Netflix
or Instagram or whatever he's doing,he's like, he must have earbuds in.
That's the only thing I can thinkof. How do you not hear
him clear the well, not eventhat. But you can be quiet standing
behind somebody. But how not thegun though? How do you not hear
him clearing the gun after it jamsright? So here he is fumbling a

(02:16:31):
then he's gonna clears it. He'sgoing to shoot at this guy and the
guy immediately the boss is like,what the hell? He sees what's going
on? He just runs runs outthe door. The didn't hit him at
all. You never saw him.I don't think so. The shooter lucky
the shooter. I don't know ifhe tries to shoot again. I don't

(02:16:58):
even know if the shooter knows howto use a gun, because he's now
again trying to pull the slide back. I don't know what he's doing here.
He then luckily trips over a chairand it knocks him off balance.
As the boss runs out of thiswarehouse, the shooter runs the other way.
Now, you got a gun,if you want to kill your boss,

(02:17:20):
you could run after your boss andkill him, right I. The
shooter then exits the warehouse, andyou'll see him here he goes, he's
he exits, There goes the boss. He runs. He gets on the
radio to his credit. The bossgets on the radio and tells everyone.

(02:17:45):
I think there's like two hundred workersin this warehouse at the time, and
he's like, get out, there'san active shooter. So here's the shooter.
He gets his shirts off. Nowhis shirts off walking through the parking
lot, doesn't run, just walksucking calmly. Where's the gun? Probably
back in his pocket? I guesshow crazy is this? That is insane?

(02:18:09):
Can you messine your sing at yourdesk, like you said, look
on Netflix and then a bolt?This was his pasture? How you turn
around to some guy, yeah,your employer. Yeah, you think he's
behind you doing whatever. He's stickingaround, he thinking maybe he's playing with
a staple or something. Nothing,He's gonna pull a gun out and shoots
you. Now there's additional Give mea second here, Do you have the

(02:18:31):
Dashkim and the no dash him?Yeah? There was. They ran.
Yeah once they catch this guy,yeah yeah, just scrolled out a little
bit. Okay. Then cops eventuallylater in the afternoon they find this guy
and they pull him over. I'llshow you that in just a second.

(02:18:54):
But who, I mean, whatwhat a weird? What's wrong with this
guy? What's going on here.You never know who's gonna be. I
mean, there's a few people here, Rover. I mean I try to
always keep track of all the newpeople. We get new people, a
lot of turnover. Here's a fewpeople I keep my eye on. Real
he make me nervous here? Why? Like what what gives you? You
never know who he could be workingwith? You know, what are you

(02:19:16):
nervous about? Like? What whatis somebody? What is what's something that
somebody has done? This made younervous? One guy I keep my eye
on. I'm not gonna say who. And I don't know if you ever
heard this before, but I don'tthink I ever told this. He had
a nervous breakdown one time. AndI don't know if he came in super
early before we get here at fiveo'clock in the morning, he was already

(02:19:37):
here. He either stayed all nightor he came in at three in the
morning. He was just sitting inhis computer. Rover and I walked past
this guy and like, what thehell is I'm here at five in the
morning. What's he doing here?Yeah? He was just opening and closing
tabs, opening up his Google closingit, opening closed. He's just staring
at the screen opening closing all morning. He had some kind of nervous breakdown.

(02:19:58):
I don't think he ever went homefor the night. Wow, he
just stay at the computer. Thisguy. I'm really nervous about it.
So you keep an eye on thisguy. That guy. Yes, say
anything to anyone. I might havetold you Rover, I go, this
is a guy there having a nervousbreakdown, and you were just I do
remember that now that this isn't justdon't think I immediately might have even gone
on the air. I don't know, but right up here, I'll tell
you turn the break well since rightnow, yeah, no, I do

(02:20:20):
remember that because he was here before, Like there's no salespeople here when we
get here five in the morning,he was already here. Okay, like
it looked like for hours opening closing, taps opening, closing, the tap
open closed. Peter was very nervousabout that. I don't know if we
ever mentioned this out of the air, but Dale came to me and he's
like, dude, something weird isgoing on. I'm very nervous about this.
And yeah, this was what likenine months ago or something, maybe

(02:20:45):
six months, But he didn't gohome at night, and he stayed overnight
at his desk, thinking it wasI think that he might be the did
you say anything like, hey,are you okay? I barely know the
guy. I met him when hefirst started working here, and then he
just's he's quiet and I don't knowwhat he was going through some kind of
days for twenty four hours, soyou kept checking on him throughout. I

(02:21:07):
can't even pass. And oh,then it turned into a thing. It
turned into then, then Dieter tellsme, So then I have to go
out there and observe this bizarre behavior. Robert never leaves. Rover had to
walk past the guy he's gonna drinkcoffee for the first time, I walk
past this guy. What did yousee a too? Rover? I saw
it, and then I believe II told Dieter, I said, you

(02:21:28):
got to learn a manager or somethingif you're just worried about what's going on.
And then I think it turned intoa thing, didn't it or not?
He still works here, Okay,but did it turn into a thing?
Was management evolved here? I don'tknow. I didn't tell any of
our head managers. Okay, allright, so you're worried about a few

(02:21:50):
people, not just that guy,but a few people here at work.
You keep an eye on. Thereare some weird characters that work here at
iHeart. Well it's because like hishouse was like a money or or what
like, he moved here and there'sa bunch of bed bugs do you have
to deal with? Yeah? Thatguy know that. He doesn't make me
nervous at all. Okay, hereI typed you see if you know who

(02:22:11):
that is? You know that guy? Do you know the name? Do
you see what he's what way hedescribes this person? Oh he didn't give
you a name description? How didyou send it to me? Teams?

(02:22:33):
I want to see you to Okay, I you know, I don't read
it a loud probably let me youguys know. Oh actually now okay,
now I think I got it.Yeah, oh that is a yeah.
So this was the guy who wasjust sitting at his desk. Okay,

(02:22:54):
oh god, who doesn't go homeand you never leave a five o'clock He
forgot to go home and he wasjust sitting at his desk and he was
just as chrome. Yeah, andhe still stands of metal. It was
too it was too stressful. Ithink he just started working here in the
pressure of the job. But he'sstill here and I just I'm watching him.

(02:23:16):
Okay, all right, keep aneye up. Maybe put a lock
on that studio door after you mentionedthis on the air theater, otherwise you
might get guy's normal. And Ithink he's pretty cool. But do you
guys all know? And I actuallydo too, Charlie, now that you
mentioned it, I'd like to hangout with that guy sometime. Are you
free this weekend or tonight? Uncle? Talk to him now, but like,

(02:23:37):
hey, he's gonna be here allnight playing. Was he making noises
when he's doing this? Or hiseyes glazed over? Just clicking like he
would't even when I walk past him. Never made eye kind never looked up.
He was just staring in a dazeat his computer, eyes huge,
like in a complete days, likein a trance. I go this guy,

(02:23:58):
watch out for this guy. Sohere's the Amazon worker who so the
same guy that I just showed youthe video who tried to execute his boss
from three feet away and failed.He then casually walks out of the Amazon
warehouse, gets in his car,drives away. Now. I don't know
how much time goes by, It'sa while. I guess. But they

(02:24:20):
find the guy. He's driving downthe street and here's some dash cam you'll
be able to hear. There's someconfusion. It sounds like there's a a
male police officer driving and a femalepolice officer I don't know, instructing what
to look for or whatever. Butthen you're gonna So they see the guy

(02:24:45):
going the opposite direction, they turnaround, they follow him. He comes
up to a red light, Henrynor Henry? Which one is that?
The lights? He's getting out,So he gets out of his car and
just immediately starts shooting at the cops, who then unleash on him. Which

(02:25:07):
you can hear it now this isinside. This is the guy's body cam.
Uh. There must be some confusionabout what car they're looking for,
because the male keeps the guy copis like what which one will? Why
do you not know? And theneven there's even some confusion after I think
the female is telling him the licenseplate or something. Yeah, because even

(02:25:33):
he's still like which one? Whichone? After the white toyota in front
of him is other cops have boxedthe guy off and barricaded him. This
CoP's like still going which one theone right in front of you here,
let me go. You can hearthis again? Which one is that?

(02:25:56):
Oh? Who they got shot at? I'm hit? He he shot him
right when he got out of thecar. All Right, I got hit.
I'm hit somewhere. I think I'min I think I got hit in

(02:26:16):
the best. So I'm hitting thearm. Did the Amazon guy get killed?
The Amazon guy was hit taking tothe hospital dead? Good? Uh?
The cop was hit in his bulletproofvest. No significant injury there,
saved his life. But at thatshot, he hit perfectly right in the

(02:26:39):
CoP's chest. He's three feet behindhis boss. Yeah, he can't hit
him. Yep, this guy isnot really He also leaves the car and
drive. You can see he getsout of the car and starts shooting,
but he's left it in drive,so the car just starts rolling forward.
I'm not really too well thought outhere. I don't know what this guy

(02:27:00):
he was thinking, or what hismotivation was. If he's just some wacko.
If it's his name is ali hamsaYusuf, twenty two years old,
I don't know. Maybe it's somesort of terrorism. Have they given a
motive for this at all? Orhe's dead. They can't ask hibout it.
They don't know much about him.How'd you feel if you were that

(02:27:22):
boss's guy hated you so much thathe tried to execute you when you were
looking the other way? Don't youjust retire, not go back to work
after something like that? How couldyou even trust it? I don't think
he would be able to ever goback to work. If you have a
traumatic experience like that, I don'tknow how you've I don't know how you
would go back. I don't evenknow how people like I've seen stories where

(02:27:46):
people something will happen in their home, whether it's a home invasion or you
know, something crazy happens in thehome, and you continue living in that
house. I don't know how youdo that. That would freak me out,
So I don't I don't know howyou go back to work after this.

(02:28:11):
No motive that you could find Charlieanything, I don't say anything.
There must be a reason why wouldthis guy do this? Yeah? It
some people are just weird of hehad no known criminal history, the guy,
the twenty two year old shooter.I mean, something obviously happened.

(02:28:31):
Something must have gone on theeter.I saw that Netflix is doing an NFL
game maybe two games on Christmas Day. They are now the next streaming service
to have NFL games. It's Ihave an actual let me pull this up

(02:28:52):
here, because I have something thattells you how much it would cost if
you wanted to watch every NFL game, what the total cost would be.
Because you have Netflix now has thesegames exclusively on Christmas Day. You have
YouTube TV, NFL Sunday Ticket,these are all These are all required if

(02:29:20):
you want to watch every NFL game. NFL Sunday Ticket, Amazon, Prime
Video, Peacock, ESPN Plus,NFL Plus, and Netflix are all required.
If you want to catch every game. You need all of those services.
I thought Sunday Ticket has everything.That's the whole point, right.
It has the Sunday games, butit does not have playoff games. It
doesn't so like on a Saturday gameor or Thursday night football doesn't have that.

(02:29:46):
No Monday Night Football, Monday NightFootball, Nope, nope. So
the cost of all of this,when you add this all up, if
you want to get all the games, it would cost you eight hundred and
seventy six dollars geez, breaking thebank to watch football. Now season of

(02:30:07):
Football. Now, why they dothis? I don't know. Obviously,
the NFL gets big licensing money fromNetflix and from Amazon and all these places.
They used to get it from TVnetworks. They still get it from
TV networks. But why doesn't theNFL just consolidate everything and you have one
app? Who wants these fifty trilliondifferent apps? That makes you sign up

(02:30:28):
for each one? I know,I understand why Amazon and all these guys
they want you. They pay therights, they want you to get their
streaming service to see NFL games.But from a customer and viewer experience,
having how many different platforms did Isay at least? Okay, so your
cable or your YouTube TV you needthat NFL Sunday ticket that's available on YouTube

(02:30:50):
TV. So you have YouTube TV, Amazon Prime Video, Peacock, ESPN
Plus, NFL Plus, and Netflix. That's six different platforms that you have
to have, and it's confusing.You don't know what games on? What
you know? Wait? So howmuch would it cost? Eight hundred seventy
six? You're wrong, I'm readingthis article. Oh so one six hundred

(02:31:11):
ten dollars? Wait? Wait whereI'm only eight hundred and seventy six.
I don't know. I don't seethat listening where I see one thousand oh
just if you have cable TV forthe network games, like, if you
have YouTube TV, that's eight hundredseventy six dollars. Then Sunday Ticket three
hundred and eighty nine dollars, ESPNplus ninety nine dollars for an annual subscription,

(02:31:33):
Peacock and NFL plus that's sixty dollarsand forty dollars. Netflix, that's
they say the cheapest one is sevendollars. I don't know where's a seven
dollars Netflix plan. I didn't evenknow there was such a Yeah, you're
right. Why would they do thiswhen you could teter? How much would
you pay four hundred dollars if yougot NFL the NFL app and it had

(02:31:58):
everything, every game and it evenyou might see games on demand they have.
You want to see a game fromfour years ago, you can see
that game or whatever. Right,Yeah, it's four hundred a year.
What would that be? I don'tknow how much? A month too many?
Jeffrey's not here to do the mathfor us wherever it is. Yeah,
i'd pay that just it's so mucheasier to watch. I hate going
on Thursday nights. I gotta goto Amazon Prime, and then I got

(02:32:20):
to go to now Netflix on Christmas, and then there's too much of a
hassle all this stuff. Yeah,over sixteen hundred dollars. Oh man,
I misread that. I just sawthe eight hundred and seventy six. It's
six almost two thousand dollars. Ifyou want to catch every NFL game,
thirty five bucks a month they couldcharge, right, you'd pay that?

(02:32:41):
Oh for sure? You get everygame? Yeah, of course, Well
you probably do it like an annualthing because who's going to get that?
Who wants to pay per month?Yeah, during the offseason, so they
only they should only sell an annualsubscription, or they could sell a monthly.
But it costs you seventy five dollars. So what would you what would
you pay? We're hundred and twentyright now? You get every game.

(02:33:01):
Yeah, that's a good price.Okay, five hundred that's probably the limit.
Over five hundred for the entire everyfootball game. It's funny because okay,
go ahead, go ahead. Iwas talking to my brother in law
last night when the story came out, and he wants to set something up.
He said he would pay this andwe would all go to his house
and he charge us a fee togo there. So he's going to pay

(02:33:24):
the sixteen hundred dollars he said hewould, and then we go over and
then per season, I'd throw himfifty bucks give about twenty people. He
makes a small profit. We couldall hang out watch the games together.
He said he would do this.He could put a turnstile set up.
And I've got to meet this brotherin law years. Why does he he

(02:33:46):
has so many schemes. He lovesmoney. Yeah, he loves money more
than anything else. Does he makemoney money Never, He's never made money
on anything. It seems like hefails at all of his schemes. He
owns a crypto minor for a while, failed Lamborghini sales, Lamborghini flipper that
failed, that failed, Let ussales, let us salesman, sourst lettuce

(02:34:09):
you can try. And now hewants to charge admission for you to come
over and for the neighborhood or friendsor whoever to come over and see all
these NFL games. How many TVsdoes he have? Because you have to
put a lot of money into havingall those games are happening at the same
time, right, Yeah, Well, he has a point. He's a
I mean big screen in living room. He has his foot full finished basement,

(02:34:30):
and he has a movie room he'snever finished. He wants to set
that ups stare has different levels ifhe finishes that. So that's that's three
rooms right there. Massive rooms.But he can make a profit. You
get twenty people in the neighborhood,I pay fifty bucks. We'll pay fifty
bucks. Will turn a profit onthis. Well, so that would be
again, we don't have Jeffrey here. So you're seeing twenty people fifty bucks.

(02:34:52):
That's one thousand dollars. It's sixteenhundred dollars to get every NFL game
theater. So he's actually again looking, I'm not gonna tell I'm telling fifty
bucks to perfect Amoudel. I'll payyou for this, all right, I've
gotta take a break theater. Itis Thursday. It's being a schemes.

(02:35:13):
You have conspiracy Corner every Thursday.You shed light on things the elites,
the government they don't want you toknow. Can you give us a hint?
This is what you have coming upnext? Well, we just passed
the twenty fifth anniversary of this tragicevent. Rover I want to show some
footage that I've never seen before.It's never been released before, some odd
footage. It's gonna make you questionwhat happened this day all right, twenty

(02:35:35):
five years ago. We will beright back with theater's Conspiracy Corner next.
Hang on, if you call intothe show, please be patient waiting to
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The elites don't want you to knowthings. The people who are at
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every comers rolling deeds. Conspiracy Coiner. All right, Dieter, what
you have for us today on conspiracyCorner? Well, a twenty fifth anniversary
just passed of the Columbine shootings inColorado. Oh, April twentieth, nineteen
ninety nine. Uh huh. Youshould be well versed in this, weren't

(02:37:13):
you in Colorado? I was,Yeah, I remember that day, being
at the radio station when that happened. I I don't remember if I was
doing afternoons or nights at the time. I think, actually I think I
was doing nights. But for whateverreason, I was at the radio station
already early that day. How longtwenty five years ago? You said,
I just passed twenty five years Aprilfour, twenty nineteen ninety nine. And

(02:37:37):
it was Dylan Cleebold and Slide twoand Eric Harris. These two kids went
to their school and they shot upthe library. They said, twelve kids
died. One teacher. This oneof the kids. You tell me these
nerds pulled us off? And actually, why I want to show this news
story at Slyde one Rover little newstory talking about the twenty five years All

(02:37:58):
right here it is as what occurredtwenty five years ago. We don't see
that sap. We see it asthis is our home. This is the
place that we feel safe in.As teenager's crowd into Columbine High School,
their energy feels inspiring. A generationof students building their future on a campus
with a tragic past. Current PrincipalScott Christie and former principal Frank DeAngelis are

(02:38:22):
showing us the Columbine of today.So this is the cafeteria. Used to
have the library upstairs, and you'vechanged that completely now a vaulted ceiling filled
with panels of aspen trees in memoryof the thirteen who died that day.
Twelve were students. Dave Sanders wasa coach and a teacher and the father

(02:38:43):
of Connie. We really felt initiallyfor a few years he was in the
wrong place at the wrong time,and that changed too. He was in
the right place at the right time. Why once we started realizing the impact
that he had. Sanders received manystudents that day. Over the years,

(02:39:03):
I've run into people that were hisstudents, and I had one couple asked
me to hold their child, andthey said, this baby wouldn't be here
without your dad. He had savedthem in the cafeteria. Lives it wouldn't
be here, Lives that wouldn't behere. And you know, for all
of time, there'll be people thatexist because of what he did that day.

(02:39:24):
Yeah, I mean it was sucha I mean there have been school
shootings before in the past, butnothing like this. It totally changed the
way that police handle stuff because rememberwhat happened is they just mill around outside.
They got there, they assembled,they're, oh, let's see what's
going on. Oh, let's waitfor the swat team. Oh can we

(02:39:48):
let's get our commanders down here theycan figure out what to do. And
well, in the meantime, alot of people were getting shot killed.
So that immediately changed a review ofpolice departments. Ago, we're not waiting
anymore. You get you get there, you go in and you try to
take out the shooter. That's yourjob, go do it. So just
totally horrible event, obviously, Andthe plan was to plant these bombs in

(02:40:13):
the cafeteria. Yeah, if youremember, they had two twenty pound propane
bombs in double backs over how didthey get them into the school. Those
are two massive bombs, and theysaid there was nine nine bombs around the
school. You're telling me this thesetwo kids were able to pull this off.
That seems I think they planned itfor a long period of time.
Hard to believe. You can lookat this slide four. Some snitcher as

(02:40:35):
this. It's a picture of themin the cafeteria. Good. Yeah.
And then people, I mean slidefive, girls love These girls get tattoos
of that picture on their bodies.That's a real tattoo. No yees,
who would get that as a tax? They look up to these kids.
Look I a copycats. There's beenof these kids. This is the weird
photo. Do you ever see theirclass photo before? I guess right before

(02:40:56):
the shooting gap and slide six classphoto and then zoom in on the far
left hand side, snid slide seven. So you're telling me right before the
shooting they're shooting at the camera.There's a lot of odd stuff about it.
Yeah, they're weirdos that are havethis plot, this plan, and
they're yeah, bad bad kids.Obviously, I think the one obviously probably

(02:41:20):
both psychopaths, and the Eric Harriswas sort of the ringleader as my understanding,
and but he was, he wasslick. You know, there's a
lot of the psychos are and thatthere's more than two. Yeah, there's
more than two people in that picture. Who are those other people? Yeah?
And there are hundreds of people thatthey said there was more than two
shooters. I think I think theone is uh. I believe I could

(02:41:43):
be wrong, but I think oneof those other kids is the one who
was warned as they as he waswalking in, he warned one guy,
Hey, I like you go home, and the kids like what, didn't
have any idea? What was aboutready to happen? Junk to slides?
Only three snits. One of thekids was in handcuffs that day, another
kid and wherever hundreds of people reportedthere was three shooters. Well, that

(02:42:07):
kid was in cuffs. Okay,numerous people in that photo shooting those shooting
at the camera, So was theremore people in on it? Well,
As we've said many many times before, in a situation like this, whether
it's at a school, whether it'sin a mall, where it's in a
movie theater, or whatever it is, the information you have in the very
beginning is sketchy at best, anda lot of mistakes are made and Yeah.

(02:42:31):
People are sometimes put in handcuffs,or people think they were three shooters,
there were one or whatever. Slideseventy two. Another kid is a
witness. He saw three shooters.It's like student from that day. This
is Channel four Live. Can youtell us your name? Plan? Chris
Wish? Chris? Where were yourosing back to the school behind the cafeteria
when we heard what sounded like fireYou you don't see the snits? No,

(02:42:54):
nothing's moving. Is it frozen?You play the audio? I guess
okay, when we heard what soundedlike fireworks, so we went back,
we started running. We came back. We just figured his fireworks. We
looked up. We saw two kidsin trench coats with guns and another kid
just standing there on the side ofthe school in white. We saw him.

(02:43:18):
One of them turned at us startedshooting towards you. Yeah, towards
us. We're probably one hundred yardsaway. We fell to the ground and
then the pullets stopped. I don'tknow what he was doing. He might
have been reloading or something. Sowe got back up. We looked over.
We saw the kid in the whitethrowing the bombs on top of the
school. It's some kind of greenadeor something, I don't know what it

(02:43:39):
was. And he was dressed inwhite. He was wearing a white shirt
is and I don't know whether hewas armed or not with a gun.
And at that time we just ran, all right, So you believe that
this kid saw three people involved andI could have seen something else. See
hundreds of people saw three people.Okay, uh huh. Do you ever
hear about the sniper on the roofthat theory slide set forty one snitz the

(02:44:01):
photo of a guy on the roofof that day. You zoom in,
he looks like he's wearing a mask. There was somebody on the roof that
day where the guy right here nextto the it zoomed in on the right,
zoomed in but to the left,you see the little head next to
like the ac unit. Yeah,I think it's just like a pipe or
something. That's a guy. Lookhe's when you zoom in, he's wearing

(02:44:22):
a ski mask. He's got awhite and red shirt on stripes. Okay,
so you're gonna be able to playthese videos? I think I can.
Maybe it's just that one. Let'sright next one. If Charlie,
maybe you can pull it up.If I'm unable to play, he can
play it out of there. Okay, I think it was just that one.
It is a weird Kodak or somethinglike that. Okay, here's the
point of the whole thing. Thiswas a false flag. Wherever this was

(02:44:43):
all set up. I heard thesekids. They got arrested. Okay,
they were detonating bombs. They gota rested in the past. They did
it again, and they were offeredListen, you think you get charged with
the felony or you're gonna carry thisout. There's gonna be a stage drill.
You're gonna carry this out. Andthis started the whole gun control movement.
This thing. They never killed themselves. This is a false fla.

(02:45:05):
How come every mass shooting is asuppose it falls flag? With all you
idiots. They were actors. Thesewere government ages. Rover. They were
arrested. These were they had thechoice, offer this sweet deal. We're
gonna go to jail. They wereoffered this deal. There's no where they
can pull those off. All theserover. You remember being in high school,
co Did you have any money tobuy all these guns? Make bombs,
make hundreds of bombs. I getTech nine guns, I could afford

(02:45:30):
burking. I don't know if II don't know, but maybe they saved
up their allowances. I don't knowwhere they got the money from theater.
I have no clues. Let mestart showing you these videos. Okay,
slide one oh four. Here's apicture. You know, that famous picture
of all the kids running out ofthe school and there's a body on the
ground. Yes, everyody's running out, and there's bodies to the right of
the fire truck. Okay, I'mgonna start showing you Slide one oh five,

(02:45:52):
Rover. This is some suspicious thingsthat are happening with these bodies.
All right after the bar truck issituated, form a small group to go
around to the side of the schooland recover one of the bodies. See
if I's out there backing up beingtrusting. You saw the puff of smoke

(02:46:16):
out the back so that they canhave and how they're going around to extract
the body. Yeah, so theycan. It's a chopper footage. Most
of this was never released. Youdidn't see this. All you saw was
the kids running out. They're usingthat as a barricade. Basically grabbed the
body by the arm and by theleg and drag it across the concrete,

(02:46:37):
long the head to bounce on theconcrete. Just laugh. There's a bad
way to be. I can't seeunrealistic to what reality would dictate. Well,
for no copper empty would drag abody by the leg with the head
bouncing up? Look dragging along theconcrete bouncing the head, Yeah, they
would. You would dragged them bythe head. We have numerous people can

(02:47:00):
carry both sides. They do isthey pull it around to the front of
the fire truck. Pause for amoment, take a breath, bend down,
pick it up and stick it onthe front of the bumper of the
fire truck. That's weird, youpring on the bumper. That's a dummy.

(02:47:22):
It's about rover who drags a body. We have numerous people in the
empts, cops wherever. You're trainedto drag it by the legs and have
the head. I don't think you'retrained in a scenario like this where I
don't know what time this was exactly, but there's an active shooter. They
don't know if they're still in there, they don't know they're trying to get
They don't know is this they're assumingthis is a dead body, I'm sure,

(02:47:43):
but is it a gravely injured person. We don't know. So yeah,
you're gonna try and get in andout as quickly as possible. You're
dragging them by one leg as asfar as you care. There's numerous people.
You can have somebody carry the arms, carry the legs, pick up
the bote and do it as quicklyas possible. They were pretty they're going
pretty slow. Go back to theknut. Next slide. Second body is
gonna be dragged slide. As youcan see, the first body is still

(02:48:07):
pinned up on the bumper. Well, they're in the building. Now it's
gonna get body. That's a dummy. See this one's second. You'll notice
this is another dummy that they're goingto drag. Watch the head bounce on
the concrete. Watch how loose theelimbsare. It's a dead body and they
leave it as they step over topof it, bouncing head on the sidewalk.

(02:48:37):
That is a dummy. That's adead body, idiots. That's the
body that they use. Right there. They leave it in front of the
concrete right there. They'll pull itout so they can get the fire truck
around it and that's the one thatyou see on all the press, on
all the media with the kids runningout of the school as they're evacuated around

(02:49:00):
body, see where it is.Now, it's what to do with the
first dummy? Well, they haveto get rid of that one. They
can't leave it on the front ofthe fire truck. So they pulled this
police car that you see in thepicture around to the front of the fire
truck and you'll see them stuff thebody into the back seat. Now you'd

(02:49:20):
say, oh, that's a realperson. They're taking that person to the
emergency room. O. The copcar stays there. It's a it's a
body. There's no reason to rushthem to the emergency And I never saw
on the mainstream media, right not. I can't get it help because if
you did, you'd know the truthabout this Columbine law. How come on?

(02:49:41):
So so theater they they pull thisall off and the big plan.
Okay, I just want to getto this straight. So the government says
we're going to run a false flagoperation. Why because they want to take
your guns away? Is that itstart the whole gun control movement, didn't
it? Everybody was pro gun beforethis, then after over for the past
twenty five years, they've been tryingto take our guns. Where were admit
that? Peter? Are you youcannot be serious? So prior to nineteen

(02:50:05):
ninety nine, everyone was pro gun, yes, come on, but now
for this younger generation, they're allanti gun ever since then, and then
Clinton right after passed all these gunlaws in Colorado, especially past them closing
all these loopholes for buying guns atgun shows. The elaction was coming up
in two thousand, so I justwanted to be clear that you believe the

(02:50:28):
government was behind this. It's allstaged. And they said, you know
what we're gonna do. We're gonnado this. We're gonna be dragging the
dummies around and everything out in theopen. Yeah, if they're on the
open roverstarck, you're afraid you're gonnaget shot. You're like, oh,
there's a nurse. They're a littlebad news helicopters and stuff. We're not
gonna worry about that. We're justgonna We're just gonna do it. There

(02:50:48):
will be unshopper in the distance.That's the only footage and they didn't know
that. Okay, go on thenext slide. Where's it? Where we're
at here when I was seven.Okay, theycked somebody up off the bumper,
see the picture, watching the pictures, the cop open up the back
doors. Here they go, carryingit into the back seat, stuffing it

(02:51:11):
in the back seat, going roundto the side, pull it through,
leaving the other dummy on the ground. All right, So I'm just gonna
fast forward because it's taking a while. The next one, I understand,
Okay, I don't know. Okay. So then once he said that the
police officers are prepping the body that'son the ground front the truck, they'll

(02:51:37):
move it to the other side ofthe sidewalk so they can bring the fire
truck back around and get ready forthe next scene. All right, So
that then they put okay, thecar leaves then okay, so they leave,
okay, so hold on, letme go through the neck. I
mean, my god, this hastaken The body wasn't there before? Now
they stage it right next to thesidewalk where the kid's gonna run out,

(02:52:00):
right there wasn't there before? Where'sthe body? I don't hear? And
the black that they're right there onthe sidewalks. That's like a duffel bag
or his children out. I don'tthink that's a body. See them running
around the body the dummy that theyleft there of the truck. Now that
far idiot. Back to that photothat I showed. Everybody saw that,

(02:52:24):
all right, go to that photo. Where's that photo right there? That's
a body. It's just that's likea Duffel bag or something that there's legs
there and you can see that,so that you tell me they went through
all this trouble, they're just gonnaleave a body right there next to the
sidewalk. It does not look likea body to may bud traumatize all these
kids knowing they're coming. The dramaticeffect of this, and then we overplay

(02:52:45):
the last slide one ten. Youcan see them move this dummy and you
can see the arms and you seethem dragging the dummy once again through the
mud with the limp arm the newjoints. See can they leave it in
the puddle? That's not a DuffelBack over, that's the body they just
moved. Watch slow mode here.Why they move that body? I think

(02:53:13):
you're just getting I think this isall Listen listen play this place with audio
for those of you who still thinkthat that's from a person. Just note
the arm. That's what it lookslike. It's a bad bodying backwards.

(02:53:35):
It's a dummy. A dummy.You're a dummy either. I mean,
come on, First of all,I believe that when what you're seeing here
is this is they're dragging this thisis that was a duffel bag. Now
you're like, wait a second,different, It's I think this is different.
Now this is different. That's whatthey're dragging from over there. This

(02:53:56):
is duffle bag. That's definitely abody in the same area. And then
it's it's just a different time.This is probably after they've removed the body.
They have a duffel bag or somethingthere. Yeah, it's the same
area, different time. Yeah,that's the same thing that we're talking about,
the same thing here. Okay,what about the sky? Do you

(02:54:18):
ever see the famous video of theguy jumping out the window or over Do
you remember this guy? He saidhe was out of the second floor.
Call that blood coming down or whatever. Yeah, place like two hundred.
He's gonna retell the story and thenI'll show you the footage. I finally
built up no strength necessary to hoistmyself, push myself up the window flip

(02:54:39):
over. I started sweeping away excesspieces of jagged glass. Just then,
in a fog, he heard voices. It was this swap team in an
armored vehicle, pulling up just intime to help begin to make my move.
I was out of there. Ididn't wait for them to give me
the okay. Almost too soon,my lifeless body to the top of that

(02:55:00):
Lewis Fargo. See what he saidthere. He didn't wait for the SWAT
team. He just threw himself out, all paralyzed. Here's the footage Slie
to a one. This is editedfootage. Here's what they showed to the
public. He's hanging out the window. He's like, I didn't wait for
the SWAT team. I was paralyzed. Hangs out the window. They kind
of pull him out and on athing. Yeah, and now I'm gonna

(02:55:26):
show the full footage that you neversaw before. This the full footage.
He leans out the window too early. He missed his mark, he missed
his queue. The SWAT team's notthere. He goes back in play this
wherever he leans out, he's tooearly. He goes, oh wait,
they're nobody here, right, Well, he's an actor. So I thought

(02:55:50):
you said he didn't wait for theswat team. He's hanging out the window.
Oh, man, I missed myqueue. Goes back, hold on,
he goes back in the window.He probably is looking. He goes,
wow, that's a very long ButI thought he didn't. And now
now wait, yeah, now hehangs out. You say it's paralyzed,

(02:56:13):
but he's using his right arm rightthere to lean out the body. Well,
he obviously isn't paralyzed, considering he'swalking around in the video you shown
twenty years paralyzed. And go tothe last slide here, we're overslide two
or four. Watch all the editsin this, but you don't right here
where the swat team van come outof. Go back, This came out

(02:56:33):
of thin air. Watch well,where the hell that comes from? It's
probably it's all edited for this dramaticeffect. Okay, it is obviously edited
because they're not going to show youtwo hours of just a blank window there
or whatever. Yeah, it's okay, all right, MISSISQ. I have
a question for you. Sure allthese false flag operations that we've been doing

(02:56:56):
Columbine and Sandy Hook and all that, it hasn't worked Why do we keep
doing it? Has not worked?If this was the big plan that the
government was going to take away everyone'sguns with these false flag operations, hasn't
worked. Why keep doing them?People are fighting back? But are there
not tighter gun laws now, Roverthan twenty five years ago? In the

(02:57:18):
past twenty five years, the amountof guns banned and different laws tougher gun
We have looser gun laws in somereason. Yes, you don't even have
to take an open carry class.Yeah. And the whole younger generation they
all anti gun, they all hateguns. You think this is so far
fetched? The government would lie,Rover? What about the Gulf of Talking?

(02:57:39):
What about the Siphilist and the Tuskegeepeople. What about all those Tuskegee
people, the Tuskegee airman, theTuskegee the light about the Golf of Talking?
Rover got us into the Vietnam War. He said they were being attacked.
We got attacked, are destroying attacked. Then I got attacked again into

(02:58:00):
the Vietnam War. That's a completelie. So if they can lie about
that, they can lie about theSipless people. They can lie about Colmbine.
I have one more video, Yeahto add to it. Yeah,
you see this not true. Whatyou just said is one of the most
insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling,

(02:58:22):
incoherent response were you even close toanything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumberfor having listened to it. I
award you no points, and mayGod have mercy on your soul. All
right, okay, yes, sowe end every conspiracy? Yes music?

(02:58:46):
All right? All right? TheThe Aftermath starts on RMG plus in just
a few minutes. If you don'tsubscribe to RMG plus, sign up now
at roverradio dot com. Team Artsays it's the Tuskegee experiments, not the
air men. The Tuskegee airmen though, that's different. The Tusky Airmen were
the was that like the first Blackair Squadron or something like that. That's

(02:59:09):
one thing. But this is theTuskegee syphilis experiment. They never told this
was related. It's not related.I don't think so. Did you watch
that band the New Band of Brothersshow, No, What's Dude? I
Love? The first one was sogood. You haven't seen this? No,
what is it called called the airIt's about it's just pilot one,
same thing, but it's pilots.Oh is it the guy from Elvis?

(02:59:30):
Yeah, it's really good. Okay, my wife was watching that. It's
really good. The one scene wherethey were all getting shot at that that
was a good looks like Band ofBrothers, except just they're in the air
and the air Band of Brothers.And then at one point they have the
Tuskegee Airmen. Mm hmm. Theycome in for a couple episodes. They
have syphilis. They didn't mention that. I saw a billboard today driving into
work and it says it used toknow it used to have a billboard there,

(02:59:54):
like get a free std check.Now it says it's just a picture
of somebody's eyes, and it sayssomething like, I syphilis is a serious
problem. Who is syphilis of theeyes? I guess you're going south of
the border. I mean, whatis going on? Syphilis of the eyeball?
That's what makes you go crazy,right, I think so if you

(03:00:16):
don't, if it's untreated. Yeah, In the show is called Masters of
the Air Theater. Yeah yeah,yeah, yeah. Uh. The Aftermath
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