November 19, 2025 • 49 mins
What is that white stuff in JLR's hair? Rover watches the Yarbo blow leaves. People in China are upset with a man who cryogenically froze his dead wife because he is dating a new woman. JLR cries over a movie scene.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover, how can I ran in the same purgle ug
We're talking to me for years. Charlie was a wombat
and Jeffrey one of mean things. He is a screen
screaming on Roverradio dot Com.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Rovers Morning Glory starts now, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
What's happening? It is Wednesday, November nineteen, twenty twenty five.
Good morning, I get Rover's word of Glory. I'm Rover.
Dougie is here.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Good morning, Sir Snitzer is.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Here, Amen, Crystal is here, Yo, and mister Jeffrey a
little road because on sound effects. Yo, Yo, don't have
access to the system at the moment. That's incredibly frustrating.
Incident eight sixty six, Yo, Rover is the number eight
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here in just a moment. Jeffrey, I'm looking in here
on you cut the Jeffrey here Stitz real quick and
I see that. It looks like I don't know, maybe
(01:51):
you have some like spider eggs in your hair or
something or turn to your show. Uh, that's full show
Crystal on the on the other side there they see
this on the other side was head. I don't know
if there's any on that side, but yeah, totally. What
is all this white stuff on your in your hair?
Take a shower this morning? You took a shower with
with with what.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
He's uh, he's shampoo to watch the three and one.
That's the shampoo, shampoo, cannet, your and body washing rolled
into one product.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Is that dry skin scalp?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It might be paint?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Turned to me.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It turned to oh it made it paint? What is it?
Or or soap?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I mean it is so it's a kindom white almost.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I don't want to touch it to find out if
it's a waxy substance or not. But it is a
very bright white.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Now, were you and Mary Elizabeth dripping hot candle wax
on each other last night? And no, no, nothing kinky
going on?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Were you? Uh doing it? Sort of? Let's see, uh,
some sort of pottery making like that movie Ghost to
remember that. Now we don't. First of all, we.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Don't have the material to make the pot now to
make pot play or the wheel.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
He's smoking pot while you were painting. Now, okay, can
you touch it?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Kind of is what it is?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Run your fingers through your.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Sit here, hang on, maybe do it on cameras so
we can see. Jeffrey. I'm glad he moved away from
me to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Though it came out whatever it is, Wow, you dispersed it.
Let me see. Oh there's still one I still want.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
There might be some dandruff that's going on in there,
but it's not including paint.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You you didn't paint at the fence company yesterday or
anything like that. You can see it in your beard.
There's something in his beard. Now came out nouns in
his beard. I said, my facial hair down here? He
turned great. Now there you got a big chunk of
over over in the left.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You have a mirror. Now it's downs out of his beard.
It's he crawled away. Yep, it's gone. I don't I
don't know. Now it's gone. What is all that stuff? Maybe?
I have no idea anyway, I know what you head
out of the shower. I took a shower this morning.
She was holding up a mirror. Oh, I'm sorry, I
(04:26):
just trying to find himself on the camera. The camera,
I know.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Well, I said, look, it's on the side of your You.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Can't see that. Well, yeah, maybe on the side of
his head. Turn turn, turn, turn to your left. Yeah,
there of that? What is it?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
All of that on this way? Is that?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Pick one of those things? Pick one of those white things?
And what is that? Down in your beard? A little
bit down down now outs on your ear? It's on
your ear? Low you ear? What is it? I think
I'm just starting to get great here, No, God, because
it's not this. He doesn't say this. It's on your
ear lower?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Because this was a piece? Look?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
What is that that's not here?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's flint. It's what glint? Where I know, is the
inside of your hoodie like a white or gray or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
He hasn't changed it in days.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's not the ho not the inside.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Wind.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
All right, maybe you know what it's all And always
I took a shower this morning, so you did. So
you wait a second, So you got this lint after
you took a shower, Yeah, I got yes, Well, well
here's the thing word this what yesterday? I have clean
clothes all around except the hoodie, except for this. I
see all right, what's on under the hoodie? Anything? Okay,
he's got like, uh, what is that? Is that a
(05:44):
waffle top? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's like a thermal? Mm okay,
all this white stuff that's not your wasn't your boyfriend
using it? Was target practice? Was it dried up?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Maybe your boyfriend could? He's you for talking prictures that
big big ballhetti your Hey, you want to make fun
of me, I'll make funny, right.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
So it's a two way streets here. I love that.
The way it makes funny is maybe it's your boyfriend
your glue. Yeah whatever, dude, let's see here, let me see.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Drew.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Right, So I heard you talking about my hot sauce
on it here. Now I need to send you some samples.
Let me know where you want me to send them.
I don't know what this is meat meat rocket that.
I don't think that was me. This wasn't that person's
hot sauce. Yeah I don't. I mean, I don't free
advertising show put this up?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Because that's a different person to scam us. Yeah. Oh,
sauce packets look like handmade. The ones we got are
not we but right, yeah, seeing they come from a woman.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
That's actually kind of smart.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You don't know what this is like? Uh, nice dry
buddy boy boy. Let me see here, here's somebody who says.
This person says, Josh Wolfe's new song is right up
(07:26):
your alley. You definitely have to listen to it. You
will commiserate with it. Let me see what. Let me
see if I can get this Charlie isn't here today,
he's out sick. I did I saw that comment. I
think Let me see if I can just play this
right off of us sounds least flower sounds what I say?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I hate the way it drives me crazy whenever it
comes around.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I wish max it kives. I mean, you got to
show up at seven am every day? You punctually? Yeah,
no kidding, good day off you hard working mother. All right,
leaf blowers seven o'clock in the morning. I can, I can. Uh.
(08:18):
I'm getting back at my neighbors.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Though, how so which neighbor?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
All of them, the entire neighborhood, every single one, because
I put the leaf blower attachment on the yard bow. Oh, God.
So now I am leaf blowing at all hours of
the day and night. I don't need a Mexican out
there leaf blowing at seven am, because yarbow could be
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out there leaf blowing at three am.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
But how long is it going to take to do
the yard? It's going to be three times as long
as a Mexican would do it three times.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Try about thirty times this long. I mean, it's it really.
I did the backyard and it would actually go fairly quickly.
It would take a I mean the whole backyard was
covered in leaves, but it would take it would take
a while. But the leaf blower attachment, I have it
set on the highest, the highest blowing setting, and it
(09:14):
just sucks up the battery that the it will only
run for about an hour and then it has to
go back and charge for three hours. So it took
two days to leaf blow the backyard, which is okay
because you're you're not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah, but when it's done, there's already leaves on the part.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That I'll do it all again. I'll start all over.
This is this is getting back at everyone for years
of me hearing leaf blowing and complaining about leaf blowing.
I said, well, two two can play at this game,
and I'm bringing my robot friend to this to this party.
So it's it's loud, but it's not as loud. It's
pretty loud. I guess I mean you open up the window.
(09:56):
I have a double paying class. I guess you know.
I I don't really hear if the windows are close,
but then you open up the window, even if this
thing's like seventy five yards away. Ago. Oh man, that's
pretty loud. But I don't think anybody has their window open.
It's thirty degrees out, So I think I'm okay. And
then I was. I was leaf blowing yesterday, wet leaves.
(10:17):
It was just blowing them all over the places. Look
at that power, wife, go stop looking out the window
at that thing. You could be out there leaf blowing yourself.
And the amount of time you've been staring at that
thing leaf blowing, you could have just gone out there
in a quarter of the time and done it yourself.
I said, I know, but that would require me lifting
a finger. I could just look at it, leaf blowing.
(10:39):
I love that thing.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
It's definitely releasing some endorphins for you, some dopamine or
something to make you feel good and happy? Is watching
it out the window? Are you getting turned on by
the yard perhaps?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Now if I'm going to reverse it and have a
sucking yarbow instead of a blowing yarbow. I told my wife,
I said, this thing doesn't talk back to me like
you do. That's why I like the yard bow so much.
Just does what I want. So I got that going.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
And then.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Then uh, and then we'll put that snowblower attachment on it.
We'll be ready. We'll be ready for the winter. Can't
wait for that. Let's see where was I sorry? Andy
writes Rover uh and Friday show sing the two hour,
(11:38):
eleven minute mark. I don't know what that means exactly.
Maybe at the two minutes e Love and Mark, you
were talking about the dad who shot his daughter for
stealing his money. He then asked Snitzer, Indougie, Oh, yeah,
this was the It was a local story. Now, I
don't know, maybe there's more to the story. That's just
what I heard that the father was accusing this daughter,
adult daughter. I thin exc usually an in her late
(11:58):
forties or something, of stealing his money from one of
those Queen of Heart scheme or something that they supposedly
want over a million dollars. I don't know. I don't
know if any of that's real or what, but something
was going on anyway. So he dresses up as a
as a he dresses up as a trick or treater
(12:19):
on Halloween, goes over there, shoots her when she opens
the door, kills her, and then he turned the gun
out himself. He died a few days later, but somebody
that I had an inside scoop, somebody said that he
was would come into the come into the bar that
this guy worked at, and would say, I'm going to
kill my daughter if I ever find her, because she
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stole all my money from this Queen of heartscheme. I
don't know if any of that's true, but that's I
know that part is true. The guy would say that
I can't vouch for the accuracy of what he was saying,
but his father was obviously unstable. Something was maybe he
was delusional. I have no idea, but anyways, you then
asked Snitzer and Dougie how they would feel if their
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children stole one million dollars for them. Dougie said she
would be lucid. How did you miss that? Oh, so
you would be lucid dujie.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I don't think I said that.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Would you say, oh livid ah see, that would be
the correct word. Lucid would not be Good morning, Rover.
I think it's time that you spend twenty five dollars
to buy a privacy screen for Crystal's computer so that
Jeffrey is no longer able to read the phone screening
software while he was while he is in the fart box.
(13:36):
It is starting to ruin all five of his daily
comments on the show. Thank you for your consideration. He
cannot help himself. He has to look over all the
time and just stare at that computer screen. I think
he's always on guard, thinking somebody is going to call in.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
And rat him out for something he hasn't told us about.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, get or just.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
It or just like, if that person wants to make
a snipe comment, I can come up with a snip comet.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
None of us. Why don't you do it on the fly?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah, none of us have.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
They don't have that luxury, nor should be. Eric in Pennsylvania.
You're Ron Rover this morning, glory, Good morning Eric. Hey,
what's happening? Hey? Not too much, man, I'm calling about
Jeffrey's spider eggs in his hair there. Yes, I think
that Jeffrey got a new white bath towel. And that's
(14:28):
white limp from the towel there. That's my guest on
new white bath towel. That would require him going, hey,
you know what, I'm going to take a shower and
I want to have a nice clean towel when I
get out of the shower. I don't think that that happened.
I don't. I don't see this happen. What what kind
of towel did you use to dry off? Jeffrey? Standard
(14:49):
bathroom towel? Color?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
It was like a like a like a cross between
red and orange. Red and orange, okay, kind of like
the turkey towel, like a burgundy sort of.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Thing, kind of like more like it's kind of like red,
more orange ish with more over orange shade.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Speaking of turkeys, what are you gonna do for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 6 (15:07):
You know?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Oh my god, I can't well.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I asked him if he's gonna roast the turkey? And
he just shuts down, dare you? Yeah? I was gonna
about to answer Rover's question.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, but then you didn't. You just stopped and he's
give this call. Actually we're not we're not cooking this year.
We're going to go to we're gonna spend Thanksgiving my
daughter's boyfriend's family, his uncle. We're going to his other
his uncle's house for for Thanksgiving. We've been invited the
last couple of years, we've been going there for Thanksgiving
(15:46):
sometimes Christmas. Okay, So yeah, it's a big gathering, nice,
big spread, you know, all the all the usual.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Stuff, you know, I see. Okay, So you're gonna see
and hang out with Dick. Is that right?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
That's not his name? Oh, Richard is his name? You
know what the Richard name for somebody named Richard? Yeah,
but yeah, so okay, Dick, right, yes, yeah, that's what
That's what John Kennedy called Richard.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Nick nick you you called him Dick Nixon. Uh huh,
that's a nickname. Everybody called him that.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Okay, any who from Yeah, So yeah, that's where we're
going for Thanksgiving this year.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
So we don't have to cook. You don't want to
make it.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
You're not going to bring plates or soda or anything
to contribute.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I've asked him.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I Hey, guys, I asked I asked them. They do
you need anything to say, No, we got all covered.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
So that's nice. Okay, that's a beautiful invitation. Uh here's
a question for Jeffrey. I don't know what it is,
Nicole writes. My boyfriend and I watched a new Netflix
show recently called Death by Lightning that's about the assassination
of President Garfield. It was a great, quick, four episode show,
but one thing about it has me wondering. Garfield's VP
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was Chester Arthur. And we were commenting on everyone's amazing
beards and facial hair and Chester Arthur's great side burdens.
Then I thought, I'm no history nerd, but that name
sounds so familiar to me, and then it hit me.
Chester Arthur is Jeffrey's dream sideburn slash facial hair inspiration.
Am I mistaken? Or has Jeffrey not referenced this man before?
(17:20):
With no shave November happening, I feel like Jeffrey could
definitely reach it. You did, didn't he have those big
what do they call it?
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah? We talked about this on an aftermath lot well,
especially the show was was this? I haven't seen that show,
but oh, it's really good on Garfield? Uh? Was he
the inspiration for your side burns.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I've seen, I've read about Chester Arthur. He was also
President of the United States later on, and yes he
was something. He was one of the inspirations of my
trying to try the new uh facial hair styles.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Awesome, you gotta do it. So you like Chester Arthur,
You wanted to mold yourself. I wanted to see how
what I would look like with to see if I
can actually, you know, rock him just as good as
he did. Could anybody name their kid Chester these days? No,
I don't think so either.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Maybe called Chat.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't think so, because it's just immediately be Chester. Chester.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
The molester right like in high school, doesn't come to
mind a boy. Yeah, don't name your kid Chester.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Let's see here. Dave writes Rover regarding Rover's poop problem.
I believe you are experiencing a reaction to MSG. Almost
all Hibachi restaurants use mono sodium glutamate. It can cause
rapid onset of diarrhea, lasting for a few hours. Is
that true. I remember when I was a little kid,
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there was a big push to get rid of MSG.
They go, oh, it's so dangerous for you. I haven't
heard a whole about that. Frankly, anymore, I think that
was one of those eighties health scares that turned out
to probably not be true. But MSG causes wrap it
onset diarrhea. Is that is that accurate? I don't know
(19:14):
if that's true or.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Not, but I know I can't eat that food.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Man, I'm telling you it just it hits.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Twenty minutes after I'm like, I gotta go to the back.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
It's exactly, Sam, It's exactly what happened. Now. So this
was on Sunday that I had this ibachi, and I
have now learned my lesson. I could never eat the
hibachi place in the restaurant. We get it to go,
and it was I would say within about thirty minutes,
roughly thirty or forty minutes after eating, I had to
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rush home, and I mean I just barely made it
to the toilet. I had to run through my house,
stripping off my I had a big puffy coat on
I had to My wife asked me later the next day,
she goes, why was it puffy coat on the floor,
said said, oh, I don't know, no, just you know,
must have fallen off the back of the chair nose
(20:08):
because I was I stripped it off in such a rush,
A line of clothes, trail of clothing, right, like like
you see in a movie, like when two people are
gonna screw and there's like a trail of clothing leading
to their screw spot. Yeah, yeah, diarrhea spot. She's like, okay,
it's on. She starts taking off her clothes and she
gets to the endpoint of whoa, no, thank you. She's
(20:30):
a little drip drip drip have you ever gone to?
But then hold on the next day, I had, so
I get this with extra noodles, uh, And I had
I had the leftover noodles on Monday with the Yum
Yum sauce. No issue, no issue whatsoever. Now, maybe I
(20:51):
was completely cleaned out from the night before, perhaps, but
so I don't know. I don't think it was the
noodles and the Yum Yum sauce.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Have you ever had the Yum yum saw us at
that bib b bop biby bop.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Never even heard of it?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
You've never been there?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
So good, never been I.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Wonder if you would react to that sauce.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
So I don't think it's the young Yum sauce because
I had it the following day. I poured it over
my noodles, stirred it in there, got it all nice
and gooped up and okay, Derek writes, the last argument
I was in was with a lady at the grocery
store about my shirt. She was screaming at me about
(21:29):
how inappropriate my shirt is to be wearing out in public.
Let me see what it is.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, this is I would get in a fight with this.
This is case that is perfectly fine, inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
It's yeah. I mean I see people wearing stuff like
this sometimes, like on a plane. Right, I do wonder,
I go, why would you wear this in public? And
so it says, I is that supposed to look like
a Tito's logos?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
It is?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yes, is it's not a Tito's shirt.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
It is a Tito's shirt that's edited.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Okay, And it says sucking but not Titos. It's oh yeah,
teets licking cleats. I guess you could say, all right,
how about that love soccer? Yeah, who would wear that
(22:29):
out in public? There are no sense But you're an idiot?
Why would you wear this out of the grocery store?
People's reactions, that's that's the only reason is looking for
an argument. Yeah, you're waiting for somebody to confront you. Yeah,
but there's a there is some sort of you know,
we do have a somewhat of a moral code. You
want some eight year old who's or a six year
(22:51):
old learning how to read mom? What is that word mean? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
I agree, this is as bad as girls being pretty
much naked walking around on the beach with children around.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
No, that's natural, that's natural. That's something else. Uh Trucker
t sing Rights regarding the woman in Sri Lanka that
was followed and exposed to by a guy. You know,
a guy whipped it out. Played a video yesterday of
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this woman traveling through Sri Lanka alone by herself and
a guy came up to her and basically was trying
to get well. He asked her for sex, and well
you can see here he's smiling, he's being a nice guy.
And then he just whips it out and starts dranking
(23:46):
it and she pulls away. It's weird that she has
a GoPro. She just so happened to capture that. Like,
I mean, I'm not saying that set up. I'm just saying,
what are the odds of that this guy continues, that's
a general disgusting man thing to do. You guys talked
(24:07):
about not letting girlfriends or sisters travel on their own,
but the kind of thing happens right here too. I
am a female truck driver and I was driving down
the turnpike in my hometown and a white pickup truck
started erradically started driving erradically next to me. When I
finally looked over at him, he had his penis out
and was playing with himself, trying to get me to
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watch him. He followed me for several miles. As I
tried to slow down, speed up, put other vehicles in
between us. He did everything to keep up with me.
I ended up tricking him and exiting at the last second,
forcing him to go straight so he couldn't follow me
off the turnpike. I talked to other women drivers and
it happens a lot more than you would expect. White
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pickup truck whipping it out. That could have been Charlie.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Yeah, speaking of whipping it out, Matt writes, one of
your segments on Monday Show was about a lady who
delivered something to a guy and he was passed out
naked in his house.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, that's the lady who was claiming she was sexually assaulted.
She was a door dash driver. She's like, did she
posts all this video? Oh it was sexually assaulted. No, no,
you weren't. It was the drunk guy who had passed
out naked from the waist down on his couch in
his own home. And then she pushed the door open
(25:31):
to take some video of the guy and she's like, oh,
you Assaultedmina. She got charged with felonies over this after
all her crying, she was the one that was charged.
He says, I have a similar situation. I was delivering
pizza in Medina twelve years ago when I was nineteen
years old. I got to the sky store. He was
half hiding behind the door when he answered it. He
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then asked if I could bring the pizza into his
house and put it on the dining room table. Company
policy is to never do that, but I felt okay
at the time doing it for whatever reason. Before I
stepped foot inside, though, he then asked are you okay
with nudity? It caught me off guard, so I stuttered
on my words and didn't know what to say, so
(26:15):
I just said, yeah, sure, Well whatever comes next. I
don't know, but that's your big mistake right there. You think, well,
number one, why even take the pizza inside. I'm trying
to think of all the times I've ever had a
pizza delivered. I don't think I've ever had the pizza
person come inside my house.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I have the money at the door, right and they
stay on the porch.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I have had something where I've ordered a pizza and
like maybe some wings or something, and what I for
whatever reason, I couldn't Maybe they had a drink. I
don't know, but I said, I only would take half
of the stuff that they had at the time and
then leave them at the front door outside holding the
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rest of it, and then I come back and grab
it or whatever. But I've never had them come inside anyways.
And then when they say are you okay with nudity,
I think that's when you said no, no, no, you
make something up. I don't know. I'm good, highly religious.
I don't believe in nudity anyways. Caught him off guard.
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He stuttered and said yeah, sure. I then walk in
and see he is in nothing but a T shirt,
dong out in all. He then says, sorry, I just
got out of the hot tub, and so I'm thinking, wait,
so you grabbed his shirt but no pants. I put
the pizza down, told him the total, and I see
(27:46):
he now has his hands over his junk, either covering
himself or slow cranking. I never really got a great
look because I was looking up at the ceiling while
I spoke to him. He gave me fifty dollars and
asked how much changed. I asked him how much change
he liked back, assuming he would leave some for a tip.
He then says, well, that depends. Oh jeez, he still
(28:08):
had his hands around his junk at the time. I
told him I didn't know what he meant by that.
He gave me a twenty dollars bill back for the tip.
I ran the hell out of there. I got back
to the pizza shop. I told my boss and coworker
and they just laughed about it and joked later on
about how he was calling back asking for me creepiest
moment of my life. Oh man, I'm sorry I creeped
(28:29):
you out that much, he said. It was in the
dina that was out by me. Dan writes Rover. It
looks like a picture of a douche's boobs, looks like
a picture of a guy's butt. Okay, and it's just
missing a butthole. It even looks like it's turning into
the back of a sack at the bottom. Can I
(28:51):
see this? Let me see a picture of Douche's so
it looks like a like ass cheeks? What what? Spread
apart quite far? But Deuci burned her boobs crazy and
(29:13):
Mike says were over. I'm not a Douche hater per se,
but I have to say her boobs look like a
semi frozen turkey right out of the fridge. Happy thanks
to having Gobble Gobble and Julie from Seaville rights or
Jay I'm sorry, not not Julie. It's j Vil from Seaville.
(29:36):
I thought it was Julie. You're over. Recently, I listened
to a very old segment from your show when Jeffrey
interviewed Scott Beao pretending to be you. It's great. Multiple
times during the playing of the interview you all comment
about Jeffrey's lipsmacking way back then. This is my question.
Can you recall how long ago that happened? Was his
lipsmacking interview before or after finding the Lesion of Doom
(29:58):
in his mouth. Oh boy, yeah, I don't remember that.
Is there a correlation between gross lipsmacking and lesions in
his mouth? I know, I know he brushed his teeth,
blah blah blah, he did it to today, but I
need to know. No, I don't think so. I think
the lipsmacking, I'm not sure exactly where that comes from.
(30:19):
If that's my gramma used to do that, something with
his medication that he's taking, or if it's just a
because he'll also he'll smack his lips, but then he'll
also suck all of his cap spills. So and that
was Scott Bio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't be ridiculous, Scott.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Bio, Bayo bio, Tomato, Tomato.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Here's somebody who says Dougi lied again. I'm listening to
today's show and Dougie once again lied about her sex anniversary.
It was twenty ten, and I can give you the
show date to prove it. November eighteen. It's twenty fifteen.
It was discussed and Dugie said it was twenty ten.
(31:06):
I was five. It would have been five years at
that point.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
No, because I had a baby in twenty ten.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Okay, so you had a baby and new July? Right, yeah, okay,
and then in November you were having sex. No, is
it not worked that way? What do you mean for me?
Did so? Yeah? Right? Your wife got right back on
the saddle, right, she scored a kid, and you guys
were right back at it. Yeah, Wait, like six weeks
wherever it is? I was it the worst six weeks
(31:37):
of my life? Was it? Really?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Terrible? Then the best of his wife and nice? So
you're you're maintaining it's twenty eleven, it's not ten. So
what would that make it? That would be fourteen years
since you last had sex twenty twelve. What are you
talking about? Wait? So you had you had the uh
(32:00):
you already in twenty ten? I mean when you have
sex twenty ten?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yes, it was after I had my kid.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Okay, so twenty ten or twenty eleven when you last
had sex?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
It was not twenty ten.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
You're saying it was twenty eleven, twenty twelve. I don't
know why she's playing like that. John. You're on Rover's
Morning Glory, Your Morning, John, Rover? Hey, eet.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Hey, how's a.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Credit card doing? I froze it. I froze it. So
there you came ed Thanksgiving is coming up. I mean,
you know she went to bought all of this stuff
on my credit card, on my business credit card, and
she just heard her Thanksgiving dinner, at Christmas dinner or
whatever it was on the business credit card.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Over his entire family coming over to my house, his
business mom, his dad, his sister's everybody come into my house.
And you said, go ahead and take the get some
stuff for the holiday.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Just saying I'm looking up MSG. I don't see anything
about diarrhea when it comes, and I didn't do a
You don't know why they took that off the market
or at the time or anti. You could buy it
in a hold. You can buy a shaker of it
to put extra MSG on there. It's just salt kind
of let's see. Oh, it does say here digestive system impact.
(33:31):
This is AI go overview, so I don't know how
accurate it is. The digestive system may be particularly affected
by MSG sensitivity, leading to discomfort like diarrhea. On Monday,
my wife goes because who looks like you had a
little bit of a of an explosion.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Oh, go to the toilet, the toilet ladder. She sees
your splatter and calls you on on it. You mortified.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Ah, that's that's just that's love. Yeah, that's what living
with me, That's what it's like.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, but she's very prim and proper. Does she clean it.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Or do you guys think she left it? I think
she left it. Who cleans up.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
The pubic hair that you trim in the bathroom floor?
Do you have cleaners that come over to your house?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I I she does it. She normally does it, but
I'm I feel so bad about it that I've over
the past couple of years, I actually will help out.
I kind of sweep up my own pubes when I trim.
Speaking of trimming this beard stuff has got a gut
ole cheeses. K Oh my god, let me spin the wheel.
(34:40):
This is uh, this is no good. Yeah, but it
might be worse when we land on What if we land? Yeah,
I mean, I don't even know what's going to be
on the wheel. And what am I gonna use hedge
clippers to trim my beard? There? That was loud, ou
Ryan says, I remember the original story was that Dougie
(35:02):
had sex six months after Gia was born.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
I did not have sex six months after Gio was born.
Thank you though.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay, this is what he says. All right, I've got
to take a break. Our number is eight sixty six, Yo, Rover,
eight sixty six, nine sixty seven, six eighty three seven.
We'll be right back. Hang on.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
The management keeps trying to get Rover to water down the.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Show, and he finally gave it. Here's more gold for
your ears. Oh yeah, cool. Welcome back to rovers morning, Glori.
(35:47):
People in China are upset with a guy. His name
is Joey dun Men, and back in twenty seventeen, he
had a difficult decision to make. His wife was diagnosed
with terminal lung cancer and he couldn't bear being without her.
(36:13):
He loved his wife so much. And at the time
there was a company called the Shundong Yefing Life Science
Research Institute who had partnered with Shundong University chi Ru Hospital,
and they started an experimental cryo preservation program for human
(36:35):
beings where they would freeze human bodies, and they offered
to freeze early volunteers absolutely free. And these big stainless
steel vats that I guess are filled with liquid nitrogen
or something. So she died shortly thereafter, here's the giant
(37:00):
vats and you see them number sixty five four three
two are the one all the way at the end.
There is this guy's wife, jen Wen Leon is her name,
and she's in container number one and has been in
container number one since twenty seventeen. She was the first
(37:22):
human cryo preserved in China.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Is there a window where you can kind of peek in?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
No, he's looking at a screen there.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
But there's no window to see what the body even
looks like. Why wouldn't they design it that way to
kind of watch it, Mama Fi or whatever it does.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
I think I think they wrap you up. I think
they from what I understand, they wrap you up in
like a big blanket, and then they maybe even some
sort of plastic thing, I'm not sure, and then they
dip you down in there they lower you into that
thing and whole body. Yeah, well, it's a good question.
I think it is her whole body, not just her head.
(38:00):
They give you two options. If you want to, at
least in the United States, you want to cry or
preserve your whole body. That costs a certain amount. You
want to just chop off your head that's cheaper and
then they just preserve your head. I'm not sure exactly
what they're going to do with that at the end,
but maybe attach it to a new grown body that
they can clone or something and create a nice body
(38:22):
for you. That'd be great. I'd love to chop my
head off and then come back with a hot body
of a twenty two year old, strapping young man physically
fit with my old ass gross head on there. What
are you gonna do walk around like that? But your brains? Man?
I know my wisdom, oh, I know. Think of the
(38:44):
advantage I would be at twenty two years old, but
with this wisdom that I've accumulated over all these years.
And anyway, so people are upset though this with this
husband gweede men because he again he froze his wife
in twenty seventeen. He was fifty, he's fifty seven years old,
(39:07):
froze her in twenty seventeen. Well, he's now dating. As
of this month, they've reported in China that he has
a new living girlfriend, and it turns out they've actually
been living together since twenty twenty. So he waited just
three years since his wife croaked before he shacked up
with another woman. Wow, that was fast. She is still
(39:29):
in the tank. In the tank, yeah, cryo preserve. And
people are saying that this guy's a terrible guy and
that why didn't he wait for her to be brought
back to life? Well, because it's never hes going to
be waiting a long time.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Wait, what was is there? What's the year that she's
going to come back to life or can you can
choose at anytime? How long does she have to cook
in there?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Well, they don't have the technology to reanimate her, so yeah,
it's not like you have to wait. Oh, we're gonna
let you out in thirty years. You're going to cure you.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
They just don't know what to do next.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
They don't know. They figure, we're going to freeze you
and maybe our technology will advance, or we'll be able
to bring you back from the dead, bring unfreeze you.
She's technically she has been declared dead. She is dead.
She died of this terminal lung cancer. But they're hoping
that in the future technology will exist that will do
(40:26):
two things. Number one, they'll be able to cure lung cancer.
Number two, they'll be able to unfreeze you and reanimate
you and bring you back to life. Then that's when
they that's when they cure your lung cancer and you
live happily. Ever after you go, oh my god, I
can't believe it. Hopefully we freeze them correctly because that
destroys cells too. Freezing, that's right.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
I wonder if it destroys the lung cancer cells.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Well they well what they tried. Well, who cares about
the lung cancer cells. If you have no brain cells,
what difference does it make?
Speaker 3 (40:58):
So you want to cure it. But I also know,
here's a weird thing. When my dad died of lung cancer.
He was not in the best states of health. So
am I bringing that guy back? Because that wasn't my dad?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, that's who you bring back. And then they have
to regenerate you, you know, with some stem cells or
something like that. Okay, get you going again or whatever.
They have to do nano robots in your bloodstream.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
I kind of like this idea. I've always I was.
I've been fascinated by this since I was a little kid.
There was a company called Alcore. I think they're still around.
They were the first ones to do it in the
United States, and I want to say that they were
on in California at the time, maybe and then or
maybe it was Nevada when I was growing up there.
I don't remember. Kind of reminds me of the movie.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
The plot of the movie Forever Young Storry Mel Gibson,
Uh huh, because in that what happens is his girlfriend,
Mel gives this character's girl, Daniel mccormickman. Mel gives this
character His girlfriend gets hit by a car and it's
very badly injured, and he's in the hospital and he
couldn't live without her, so he asked his best friend, Finley,
who's played by George went who's like a cryogenois, and
(42:05):
to cryogenically freeze him for a year. What happens is
he wakes. He now wakes up in nineteen ninety two.
But what happens as the movie progresses he befriends a
boy and his mom that was played by Jamie Lee
Curtis and the boy was played by Elijah Wood. But
as as that story progresses, he starts to age because
and then they discover what happened. They discover his best
(42:27):
friend's notes and all that kind of stuff. Spoiler alert, Yeah,
but in the notes that says yes, aging irreversible. In
all capital letters underscored three times, but at the end
of the movie eventually reunites with.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Him with her. I was to watch it this girl. Yeah,
so yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
When I saw I actually cried at the end of
the movie though you cried, Yeah, they brought you to tears.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
What what?
Speaker 4 (42:56):
What part the part where he actually where he's now
an you know his proper age, you know his age.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
But he reunites because his caurry, he finds out his She.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Was alive and living out a living out of uh,
living on like a seashore, like inside a lighthouse.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Were you tearing up just now? You were tearing up
just thinking about it? What gets me so emotional about that?
Speaker 4 (43:17):
I think the fact that they say love waits for
no man. No, it says like time waits for no man.
That's yeah, that really gets she choked up. Think about
that time waits for no man out there at the lighthouse.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
It's the end of the movie when they actually to
get to her. They actually make off with the P.
Twenty five. Oh, is that that's why he's tearing up? Yeah,
it makes up with B twenty nine.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
He starts to age and they did you know the
body starts to age and it weakens him. So the
kid had to fly the plane and landed and and
so he landed the successfully land the plane shut down
and he uh and he.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Just walks up and just says, you know, men, mirror work?
Is this it right here? Yeah? There he is. He
crawls out of the plane. They bring the plane right
up to the house. He's all old you.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
Okay, okay, how old he is?
Speaker 2 (44:28):
There? And does the wife does she know that he's
coming to the front door. I think he's surprises there. Okay,
(44:57):
where is she? World's longest dancing come on? Just trying
to give Jeffrey a taste of this, because he's tearing
up in the fire box right now just looking at this.
(45:17):
Does he see her in the distance? Clamming show has
some emotion and empathy for what's in your life over
he sees her, lays eyes on her for the first
(45:41):
time in however many years. Jeffrey, what are you? What's
going through your head? Jeffrey, he's not sure if it's
her or not.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Though of course he knows that's his wife.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
No, they were just they were just boy for a
girlfriend now the time, didn't didn't get married. But listen
to the next quite the next thing he says, Yeah,
you gotta that's you gotta listen for.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Oh my god, this is the longest scene of all time. Yeah,
good burst him.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
I'm ready to kick at him cultures.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
When does he say it? Oh my god, I'll be
here all day. I'm old. She's waiting for this movie
to end.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Was it the only line in the movie?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
No, this is the ending scene. To see is the
last thing he says before the movie ends? I'm married you?
Speaker 6 (47:17):
Or what.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Does it get to you? He's tearing up, He's gotta
He just took his glasses off. Talk to me, Jeffery,
what's going through your mind? You're not just tearing up?
He had tears, tears dreaming, not talk to me? He's
all read?
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Is it coming the line?
Speaker 6 (47:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
God said talk to me?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Oh he did?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Did you get I didn't hear it? Did he said?
We are you married?
Speaker 6 (47:54):
You here? Why? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:55):
He said it? Oh that's it?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I thought I wait for no man?
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah this, Jeffrey, what what? Why are tears streaming on
your cheeks?
Speaker 1 (48:07):
At least.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
But you can't show that. You could turn your mic on? Yeah, yeah,
at least like a show. Emotion and you don't. Okay,
we got you so emotional? What are you thinking?
Speaker 4 (48:16):
The fact that they were reunited after all after over
half a century.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
So he he gets choked up at somebody reuniting with
his wife and Jeffrey has spent his whole time trying
to flee his wife Funny out of the house. Please
say this for over, you said yourself.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
You may.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
I don't know how many times do you have no emotion?
At least? I have emotion all right on camera? Uh,
sinceer's getting I can't see the tears exactly all right,
I've got to take a break. Eight sixty six, yo, Rover.
Would you like me to all right? If Mary Elizabeth
were to die, would you want me to cryogenically freeze
(48:56):
her so we could perhaps bring her back to life
if a cure was found for her condition later, if
I don't die before that happens, So you would you
would want me to freeze her? That's what she wants.
That's how she wants to do. She wants to go.
She wants to be frozen. Yeah, that's what I don't
have the money for that.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
What is it about that that makes him weep? I
don't know what is it about it that just makes
you weep? And what is it?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
What is.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Actually I don't know, I don't know what is it
was just the emotional scene.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
What do you expect?
Speaker 3 (49:24):
I'm just asking.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I'm trying tears coming down even seeing it after all
these years, Chris, that's the first time I've seen that movie.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
That the whole I mean, that particular scene in the
movie came out in ninety two and it's like been
over thirty.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Great thirty way behind second three three years. Okay, all right,
where's the ding when you need it? All right, I've
got to take a break. We do have these shusy
coming up. In just a moment, we'll be right back
on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Hang
This is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover, how can I ran in the same purgle ug
We're talking to me for years. Charlie was a wombat
and Jeffrey one of mean things. He is a screen
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Rovers Morning Glory starts now, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
What's happening? It is Wednesday, November nineteen, twenty twenty five.
Good morning, I get Rover's word of Glory. I'm Rover.
Dougie is here.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Good morning, Sir Snitzer is.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Here, Amen, Crystal is here, Yo, and mister Jeffrey a
little road because on sound effects. Yo, Yo, don't have
access to the system at the moment. That's incredibly frustrating.
Incident eight sixty six, Yo, Rover is the number eight
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here in just a moment. Jeffrey, I'm looking in here
on you cut the Jeffrey here Stitz real quick and
I see that. It looks like I don't know, maybe
(01:51):
you have some like spider eggs in your hair or
something or turn to your show. Uh, that's full show
Crystal on the on the other side there they see
this on the other side was head. I don't know
if there's any on that side, but yeah, totally. What
is all this white stuff on your in your hair?
Take a shower this morning? You took a shower with
with with what.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
He's uh, he's shampoo to watch the three and one.
That's the shampoo, shampoo, cannet, your and body washing rolled
into one product.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Is that dry skin scalp?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It might be paint?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Turned to me.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It turned to oh it made it paint? What is it?
Or or soap?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I mean it is so it's a kindom white almost.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I don't want to touch it to find out if
it's a waxy substance or not. But it is a
very bright white.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Now, were you and Mary Elizabeth dripping hot candle wax
on each other last night? And no, no, nothing kinky
going on?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Were you? Uh doing it? Sort of? Let's see, uh,
some sort of pottery making like that movie Ghost to
remember that. Now we don't. First of all, we.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Don't have the material to make the pot now to
make pot play or the wheel.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
He's smoking pot while you were painting. Now, okay, can
you touch it?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Kind of is what it is?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Run your fingers through your.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Sit here, hang on, maybe do it on cameras so
we can see. Jeffrey. I'm glad he moved away from
me to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Though it came out whatever it is, Wow, you dispersed it.
Let me see. Oh there's still one I still want.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
There might be some dandruff that's going on in there,
but it's not including paint.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You you didn't paint at the fence company yesterday or
anything like that. You can see it in your beard.
There's something in his beard. Now came out nouns in
his beard. I said, my facial hair down here? He
turned great. Now there you got a big chunk of
over over in the left.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You have a mirror. Now it's downs out of his beard.
It's he crawled away. Yep, it's gone. I don't I
don't know. Now it's gone. What is all that stuff? Maybe?
I have no idea anyway, I know what you head
out of the shower. I took a shower this morning.
She was holding up a mirror. Oh, I'm sorry, I
(04:26):
just trying to find himself on the camera. The camera,
I know.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Well, I said, look, it's on the side of your You.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Can't see that. Well, yeah, maybe on the side of
his head. Turn turn, turn, turn to your left. Yeah,
there of that? What is it?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
All of that on this way? Is that?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Pick one of those things? Pick one of those white things?
And what is that? Down in your beard? A little
bit down down now outs on your ear? It's on
your ear? Low you ear? What is it? I think
I'm just starting to get great here, No, God, because
it's not this. He doesn't say this. It's on your
ear lower?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Because this was a piece? Look?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
What is that that's not here?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's flint. It's what glint? Where I know, is the
inside of your hoodie like a white or gray or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
He hasn't changed it in days.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's not the ho not the inside.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Wind.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
All right, maybe you know what it's all And always
I took a shower this morning, so you did. So
you wait a second, So you got this lint after
you took a shower, Yeah, I got yes, Well, well
here's the thing word this what yesterday? I have clean
clothes all around except the hoodie, except for this. I
see all right, what's on under the hoodie? Anything? Okay,
he's got like, uh, what is that? Is that a
(05:44):
waffle top? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's like a thermal? Mm okay,
all this white stuff that's not your wasn't your boyfriend
using it? Was target practice? Was it dried up?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Maybe your boyfriend could? He's you for talking prictures that
big big ballhetti your Hey, you want to make fun
of me, I'll make funny, right.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
So it's a two way streets here. I love that.
The way it makes funny is maybe it's your boyfriend
your glue. Yeah whatever, dude, let's see here, let me see.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Drew.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Right, So I heard you talking about my hot sauce
on it here. Now I need to send you some samples.
Let me know where you want me to send them.
I don't know what this is meat meat rocket that.
I don't think that was me. This wasn't that person's
hot sauce. Yeah I don't. I mean, I don't free
advertising show put this up?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Because that's a different person to scam us. Yeah. Oh,
sauce packets look like handmade. The ones we got are
not we but right, yeah, seeing they come from a woman.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
That's actually kind of smart.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You don't know what this is like? Uh, nice dry
buddy boy boy. Let me see here, here's somebody who says.
This person says, Josh Wolfe's new song is right up
(07:26):
your alley. You definitely have to listen to it. You
will commiserate with it. Let me see what. Let me
see if I can get this Charlie isn't here today,
he's out sick. I did I saw that comment. I
think Let me see if I can just play this
right off of us sounds least flower sounds what I say?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I hate the way it drives me crazy whenever it
comes around.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I wish max it kives. I mean, you got to
show up at seven am every day? You punctually? Yeah,
no kidding, good day off you hard working mother. All right,
leaf blowers seven o'clock in the morning. I can, I can. Uh.
(08:18):
I'm getting back at my neighbors.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Though, how so which neighbor?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
All of them, the entire neighborhood, every single one, because
I put the leaf blower attachment on the yard bow. Oh, God.
So now I am leaf blowing at all hours of
the day and night. I don't need a Mexican out
there leaf blowing at seven am, because yarbow could be
(08:41):
out there leaf blowing at three am.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
But how long is it going to take to do
the yard? It's going to be three times as long
as a Mexican would do it three times.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Try about thirty times this long. I mean, it's it really.
I did the backyard and it would actually go fairly quickly.
It would take a I mean the whole backyard was
covered in leaves, but it would take it would take
a while. But the leaf blower attachment, I have it
set on the highest, the highest blowing setting, and it
(09:14):
just sucks up the battery that the it will only
run for about an hour and then it has to
go back and charge for three hours. So it took
two days to leaf blow the backyard, which is okay
because you're you're not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah, but when it's done, there's already leaves on the part.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That I'll do it all again. I'll start all over.
This is this is getting back at everyone for years
of me hearing leaf blowing and complaining about leaf blowing.
I said, well, two two can play at this game,
and I'm bringing my robot friend to this to this party.
So it's it's loud, but it's not as loud. It's
pretty loud. I guess I mean you open up the window.
(09:56):
I have a double paying class. I guess you know.
I I don't really hear if the windows are close,
but then you open up the window, even if this
thing's like seventy five yards away. Ago. Oh man, that's
pretty loud. But I don't think anybody has their window open.
It's thirty degrees out, So I think I'm okay. And
then I was. I was leaf blowing yesterday, wet leaves.
(10:17):
It was just blowing them all over the places. Look
at that power, wife, go stop looking out the window
at that thing. You could be out there leaf blowing yourself.
And the amount of time you've been staring at that
thing leaf blowing, you could have just gone out there
in a quarter of the time and done it yourself.
I said, I know, but that would require me lifting
a finger. I could just look at it, leaf blowing.
(10:39):
I love that thing.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
It's definitely releasing some endorphins for you, some dopamine or
something to make you feel good and happy? Is watching
it out the window? Are you getting turned on by
the yard perhaps?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Now if I'm going to reverse it and have a
sucking yarbow instead of a blowing yarbow. I told my wife,
I said, this thing doesn't talk back to me like
you do. That's why I like the yard bow so much.
Just does what I want. So I got that going.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
And then.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Then uh, and then we'll put that snowblower attachment on it.
We'll be ready. We'll be ready for the winter. Can't
wait for that. Let's see where was I sorry? Andy
writes Rover uh and Friday show sing the two hour,
(11:38):
eleven minute mark. I don't know what that means exactly.
Maybe at the two minutes e Love and Mark, you
were talking about the dad who shot his daughter for
stealing his money. He then asked Snitzer, Indougie, Oh, yeah,
this was the It was a local story. Now, I
don't know, maybe there's more to the story. That's just
what I heard that the father was accusing this daughter,
adult daughter. I thin exc usually an in her late
(11:58):
forties or something, of stealing his money from one of
those Queen of Heart scheme or something that they supposedly
want over a million dollars. I don't know. I don't
know if any of that's real or what, but something
was going on anyway. So he dresses up as a
as a he dresses up as a trick or treater
(12:19):
on Halloween, goes over there, shoots her when she opens
the door, kills her, and then he turned the gun
out himself. He died a few days later, but somebody
that I had an inside scoop, somebody said that he
was would come into the come into the bar that
this guy worked at, and would say, I'm going to
kill my daughter if I ever find her, because she
(12:42):
stole all my money from this Queen of heartscheme. I
don't know if any of that's true, but that's I
know that part is true. The guy would say that
I can't vouch for the accuracy of what he was saying,
but his father was obviously unstable. Something was maybe he
was delusional. I have no idea, but anyways, you then
asked Snitzer and Dougie how they would feel if their
(13:03):
children stole one million dollars for them. Dougie said she
would be lucid. How did you miss that? Oh, so
you would be lucid dujie.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I don't think I said that.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Would you say, oh livid ah see, that would be
the correct word. Lucid would not be Good morning, Rover.
I think it's time that you spend twenty five dollars
to buy a privacy screen for Crystal's computer so that
Jeffrey is no longer able to read the phone screening
software while he was while he is in the fart box.
(13:36):
It is starting to ruin all five of his daily
comments on the show. Thank you for your consideration. He
cannot help himself. He has to look over all the
time and just stare at that computer screen. I think
he's always on guard, thinking somebody is going to call in.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
And rat him out for something he hasn't told us about.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, get or just.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
It or just like, if that person wants to make
a snipe comment, I can come up with a snip comet.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
None of us. Why don't you do it on the fly?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah, none of us have.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
They don't have that luxury, nor should be. Eric in Pennsylvania.
You're Ron Rover this morning, glory, Good morning Eric. Hey,
what's happening? Hey? Not too much, man, I'm calling about
Jeffrey's spider eggs in his hair there. Yes, I think
that Jeffrey got a new white bath towel. And that's
(14:28):
white limp from the towel there. That's my guest on
new white bath towel. That would require him going, hey,
you know what, I'm going to take a shower and
I want to have a nice clean towel when I
get out of the shower. I don't think that that happened.
I don't. I don't see this happen. What what kind
of towel did you use to dry off? Jeffrey? Standard
(14:49):
bathroom towel? Color?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
It was like a like a like a cross between
red and orange. Red and orange, okay, kind of like
the turkey towel, like a burgundy sort of.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Thing, kind of like more like it's kind of like red,
more orange ish with more over orange shade.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Speaking of turkeys, what are you gonna do for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 6 (15:07):
You know?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Oh my god, I can't well.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I asked him if he's gonna roast the turkey? And
he just shuts down, dare you? Yeah? I was gonna
about to answer Rover's question.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, but then you didn't. You just stopped and he's
give this call. Actually we're not we're not cooking this year.
We're going to go to we're gonna spend Thanksgiving my
daughter's boyfriend's family, his uncle. We're going to his other
his uncle's house for for Thanksgiving. We've been invited the
last couple of years, we've been going there for Thanksgiving
(15:46):
sometimes Christmas. Okay, So yeah, it's a big gathering, nice,
big spread, you know, all the all the usual.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Stuff, you know, I see. Okay, So you're gonna see
and hang out with Dick. Is that right?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
That's not his name? Oh, Richard is his name? You
know what the Richard name for somebody named Richard? Yeah,
but yeah, so okay, Dick, right, yes, yeah, that's what
That's what John Kennedy called Richard.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Nick nick you you called him Dick Nixon. Uh huh,
that's a nickname. Everybody called him that.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Okay, any who from Yeah, So yeah, that's where we're
going for Thanksgiving this year.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
So we don't have to cook. You don't want to
make it.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
You're not going to bring plates or soda or anything
to contribute.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I've asked him.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I Hey, guys, I asked I asked them. They do
you need anything to say, No, we got all covered.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
So that's nice. Okay, that's a beautiful invitation. Uh here's
a question for Jeffrey. I don't know what it is,
Nicole writes. My boyfriend and I watched a new Netflix
show recently called Death by Lightning that's about the assassination
of President Garfield. It was a great, quick, four episode show,
but one thing about it has me wondering. Garfield's VP
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was Chester Arthur. And we were commenting on everyone's amazing
beards and facial hair and Chester Arthur's great side burdens.
Then I thought, I'm no history nerd, but that name
sounds so familiar to me, and then it hit me.
Chester Arthur is Jeffrey's dream sideburn slash facial hair inspiration.
Am I mistaken? Or has Jeffrey not referenced this man before?
(17:20):
With no shave November happening, I feel like Jeffrey could
definitely reach it. You did, didn't he have those big
what do they call it?
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah? We talked about this on an aftermath lot well,
especially the show was was this? I haven't seen that show,
but oh, it's really good on Garfield? Uh? Was he
the inspiration for your side burns.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I've seen, I've read about Chester Arthur. He was also
President of the United States later on, and yes he
was something. He was one of the inspirations of my
trying to try the new uh facial hair styles.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Awesome, you gotta do it. So you like Chester Arthur,
You wanted to mold yourself. I wanted to see how
what I would look like with to see if I
can actually, you know, rock him just as good as
he did. Could anybody name their kid Chester these days? No,
I don't think so either.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Maybe called Chat.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't think so, because it's just immediately be Chester. Chester.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
The molester right like in high school, doesn't come to
mind a boy. Yeah, don't name your kid Chester.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Let's see here. Dave writes Rover regarding Rover's poop problem.
I believe you are experiencing a reaction to MSG. Almost
all Hibachi restaurants use mono sodium glutamate. It can cause
rapid onset of diarrhea, lasting for a few hours. Is
that true. I remember when I was a little kid,
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there was a big push to get rid of MSG.
They go, oh, it's so dangerous for you. I haven't
heard a whole about that. Frankly, anymore, I think that
was one of those eighties health scares that turned out
to probably not be true. But MSG causes wrap it
onset diarrhea. Is that is that accurate? I don't know
(19:14):
if that's true or.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Not, but I know I can't eat that food.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Man, I'm telling you it just it hits.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Twenty minutes after I'm like, I gotta go to the back.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
It's exactly, Sam, It's exactly what happened. Now. So this
was on Sunday that I had this ibachi, and I
have now learned my lesson. I could never eat the
hibachi place in the restaurant. We get it to go,
and it was I would say within about thirty minutes,
roughly thirty or forty minutes after eating, I had to
(19:46):
rush home, and I mean I just barely made it
to the toilet. I had to run through my house,
stripping off my I had a big puffy coat on
I had to My wife asked me later the next day,
she goes, why was it puffy coat on the floor,
said said, oh, I don't know, no, just you know,
must have fallen off the back of the chair nose
(20:08):
because I was I stripped it off in such a rush,
A line of clothes, trail of clothing, right, like like
you see in a movie, like when two people are
gonna screw and there's like a trail of clothing leading
to their screw spot. Yeah, yeah, diarrhea spot. She's like, okay,
it's on. She starts taking off her clothes and she
gets to the endpoint of whoa, no, thank you. She's
(20:30):
a little drip drip drip have you ever gone to?
But then hold on the next day, I had, so
I get this with extra noodles, uh, And I had
I had the leftover noodles on Monday with the Yum
Yum sauce. No issue, no issue whatsoever. Now, maybe I
(20:51):
was completely cleaned out from the night before, perhaps, but
so I don't know. I don't think it was the
noodles and the Yum Yum sauce.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Have you ever had the Yum yum saw us at
that bib b bop biby bop.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Never even heard of it?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
You've never been there?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
So good, never been I.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Wonder if you would react to that sauce.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
So I don't think it's the young Yum sauce because
I had it the following day. I poured it over
my noodles, stirred it in there, got it all nice
and gooped up and okay, Derek writes, the last argument
I was in was with a lady at the grocery
store about my shirt. She was screaming at me about
(21:29):
how inappropriate my shirt is to be wearing out in public.
Let me see what it is.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, this is I would get in a fight with this.
This is case that is perfectly fine, inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
It's yeah. I mean I see people wearing stuff like
this sometimes, like on a plane. Right, I do wonder,
I go, why would you wear this in public? And
so it says, I is that supposed to look like
a Tito's logos?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
It is?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yes, is it's not a Tito's shirt.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
It is a Tito's shirt that's edited.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Okay, And it says sucking but not Titos. It's oh yeah,
teets licking cleats. I guess you could say, all right,
how about that love soccer? Yeah, who would wear that
(22:29):
out in public? There are no sense But you're an idiot?
Why would you wear this out of the grocery store?
People's reactions, that's that's the only reason is looking for
an argument. Yeah, you're waiting for somebody to confront you. Yeah,
but there's a there is some sort of you know,
we do have a somewhat of a moral code. You
want some eight year old who's or a six year
(22:51):
old learning how to read mom? What is that word mean? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
I agree, this is as bad as girls being pretty
much naked walking around on the beach with children around.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
No, that's natural, that's natural. That's something else. Uh Trucker
t sing Rights regarding the woman in Sri Lanka that
was followed and exposed to by a guy. You know,
a guy whipped it out. Played a video yesterday of
(23:26):
this woman traveling through Sri Lanka alone by herself and
a guy came up to her and basically was trying
to get well. He asked her for sex, and well
you can see here he's smiling, he's being a nice guy.
And then he just whips it out and starts dranking
(23:46):
it and she pulls away. It's weird that she has
a GoPro. She just so happened to capture that. Like,
I mean, I'm not saying that set up. I'm just saying,
what are the odds of that this guy continues, that's
a general disgusting man thing to do. You guys talked
(24:07):
about not letting girlfriends or sisters travel on their own,
but the kind of thing happens right here too. I
am a female truck driver and I was driving down
the turnpike in my hometown and a white pickup truck
started erradically started driving erradically next to me. When I
finally looked over at him, he had his penis out
and was playing with himself, trying to get me to
(24:27):
watch him. He followed me for several miles. As I
tried to slow down, speed up, put other vehicles in
between us. He did everything to keep up with me.
I ended up tricking him and exiting at the last second,
forcing him to go straight so he couldn't follow me
off the turnpike. I talked to other women drivers and
it happens a lot more than you would expect. White
(24:51):
pickup truck whipping it out. That could have been Charlie.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Yeah, speaking of whipping it out, Matt writes, one of
your segments on Monday Show was about a lady who
delivered something to a guy and he was passed out
naked in his house.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, that's the lady who was claiming she was sexually assaulted.
She was a door dash driver. She's like, did she
posts all this video? Oh it was sexually assaulted. No, no,
you weren't. It was the drunk guy who had passed
out naked from the waist down on his couch in
his own home. And then she pushed the door open
(25:31):
to take some video of the guy and she's like, oh,
you Assaultedmina. She got charged with felonies over this after
all her crying, she was the one that was charged.
He says, I have a similar situation. I was delivering
pizza in Medina twelve years ago when I was nineteen
years old. I got to the sky store. He was
half hiding behind the door when he answered it. He
(25:53):
then asked if I could bring the pizza into his
house and put it on the dining room table. Company
policy is to never do that, but I felt okay
at the time doing it for whatever reason. Before I
stepped foot inside, though, he then asked are you okay
with nudity? It caught me off guard, so I stuttered
on my words and didn't know what to say, so
(26:15):
I just said, yeah, sure, Well whatever comes next. I
don't know, but that's your big mistake right there. You think, well,
number one, why even take the pizza inside. I'm trying
to think of all the times I've ever had a
pizza delivered. I don't think I've ever had the pizza
person come inside my house.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I have the money at the door, right and they
stay on the porch.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I have had something where I've ordered a pizza and
like maybe some wings or something, and what I for
whatever reason, I couldn't Maybe they had a drink. I
don't know, but I said, I only would take half
of the stuff that they had at the time and
then leave them at the front door outside holding the
(27:00):
rest of it, and then I come back and grab
it or whatever. But I've never had them come inside anyways.
And then when they say are you okay with nudity,
I think that's when you said no, no, no, you
make something up. I don't know. I'm good, highly religious.
I don't believe in nudity anyways. Caught him off guard.
(27:25):
He stuttered and said yeah, sure. I then walk in
and see he is in nothing but a T shirt,
dong out in all. He then says, sorry, I just
got out of the hot tub, and so I'm thinking, wait,
so you grabbed his shirt but no pants. I put
the pizza down, told him the total, and I see
(27:46):
he now has his hands over his junk, either covering
himself or slow cranking. I never really got a great
look because I was looking up at the ceiling while
I spoke to him. He gave me fifty dollars and
asked how much changed. I asked him how much change
he liked back, assuming he would leave some for a tip.
He then says, well, that depends. Oh jeez, he still
(28:08):
had his hands around his junk at the time. I
told him I didn't know what he meant by that.
He gave me a twenty dollars bill back for the tip.
I ran the hell out of there. I got back
to the pizza shop. I told my boss and coworker
and they just laughed about it and joked later on
about how he was calling back asking for me creepiest
moment of my life. Oh man, I'm sorry I creeped
(28:29):
you out that much, he said. It was in the
dina that was out by me. Dan writes Rover. It
looks like a picture of a douche's boobs, looks like
a picture of a guy's butt. Okay, and it's just
missing a butthole. It even looks like it's turning into
the back of a sack at the bottom. Can I
(28:51):
see this? Let me see a picture of Douche's so
it looks like a like ass cheeks? What what? Spread
apart quite far? But Deuci burned her boobs crazy and
(29:13):
Mike says were over. I'm not a Douche hater per se,
but I have to say her boobs look like a
semi frozen turkey right out of the fridge. Happy thanks
to having Gobble Gobble and Julie from Seaville rights or
Jay I'm sorry, not not Julie. It's j Vil from Seaville.
(29:36):
I thought it was Julie. You're over. Recently, I listened
to a very old segment from your show when Jeffrey
interviewed Scott Beao pretending to be you. It's great. Multiple
times during the playing of the interview you all comment
about Jeffrey's lipsmacking way back then. This is my question.
Can you recall how long ago that happened? Was his
lipsmacking interview before or after finding the Lesion of Doom
(29:58):
in his mouth. Oh boy, yeah, I don't remember that.
Is there a correlation between gross lipsmacking and lesions in
his mouth? I know, I know he brushed his teeth,
blah blah blah, he did it to today, but I
need to know. No, I don't think so. I think
the lipsmacking, I'm not sure exactly where that comes from.
(30:19):
If that's my gramma used to do that, something with
his medication that he's taking, or if it's just a
because he'll also he'll smack his lips, but then he'll
also suck all of his cap spills. So and that
was Scott Bio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't be ridiculous, Scott.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Bio, Bayo bio, Tomato, Tomato.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Here's somebody who says Dougi lied again. I'm listening to
today's show and Dougie once again lied about her sex anniversary.
It was twenty ten, and I can give you the
show date to prove it. November eighteen. It's twenty fifteen.
It was discussed and Dugie said it was twenty ten.
(31:06):
I was five. It would have been five years at
that point.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
No, because I had a baby in twenty ten.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Okay, so you had a baby and new July? Right, yeah, okay,
and then in November you were having sex. No, is
it not worked that way? What do you mean for me?
Did so? Yeah? Right? Your wife got right back on
the saddle, right, she scored a kid, and you guys
were right back at it. Yeah, Wait, like six weeks
wherever it is? I was it the worst six weeks
(31:37):
of my life? Was it? Really?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Terrible? Then the best of his wife and nice? So
you're you're maintaining it's twenty eleven, it's not ten. So
what would that make it? That would be fourteen years
since you last had sex twenty twelve. What are you
talking about? Wait? So you had you had the uh
(32:00):
you already in twenty ten? I mean when you have
sex twenty ten?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yes, it was after I had my kid.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Okay, so twenty ten or twenty eleven when you last
had sex?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
It was not twenty ten.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
You're saying it was twenty eleven, twenty twelve. I don't
know why she's playing like that. John. You're on Rover's
Morning Glory, Your Morning, John, Rover? Hey, eet.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Hey, how's a.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Credit card doing? I froze it. I froze it. So
there you came ed Thanksgiving is coming up. I mean,
you know she went to bought all of this stuff
on my credit card, on my business credit card, and
she just heard her Thanksgiving dinner, at Christmas dinner or
whatever it was on the business credit card.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Over his entire family coming over to my house, his
business mom, his dad, his sister's everybody come into my house.
And you said, go ahead and take the get some
stuff for the holiday.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Just saying I'm looking up MSG. I don't see anything
about diarrhea when it comes, and I didn't do a
You don't know why they took that off the market
or at the time or anti. You could buy it
in a hold. You can buy a shaker of it
to put extra MSG on there. It's just salt kind
of let's see. Oh, it does say here digestive system impact.
(33:31):
This is AI go overview, so I don't know how
accurate it is. The digestive system may be particularly affected
by MSG sensitivity, leading to discomfort like diarrhea. On Monday,
my wife goes because who looks like you had a
little bit of a of an explosion.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Oh, go to the toilet, the toilet ladder. She sees
your splatter and calls you on on it. You mortified.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Ah, that's that's just that's love. Yeah, that's what living
with me, That's what it's like.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, but she's very prim and proper. Does she clean it.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Or do you guys think she left it? I think
she left it. Who cleans up.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
The pubic hair that you trim in the bathroom floor?
Do you have cleaners that come over to your house?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I I she does it. She normally does it, but
I'm I feel so bad about it that I've over
the past couple of years, I actually will help out.
I kind of sweep up my own pubes when I trim.
Speaking of trimming this beard stuff has got a gut
ole cheeses. K Oh my god, let me spin the wheel.
(34:40):
This is uh, this is no good. Yeah, but it
might be worse when we land on What if we land? Yeah,
I mean, I don't even know what's going to be
on the wheel. And what am I gonna use hedge
clippers to trim my beard? There? That was loud, ou
Ryan says, I remember the original story was that Dougie
(35:02):
had sex six months after Gia was born.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
I did not have sex six months after Gio was born.
Thank you though.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay, this is what he says. All right, I've got
to take a break. Our number is eight sixty six, Yo, Rover,
eight sixty six, nine sixty seven, six eighty three seven.
We'll be right back. Hang on.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
The management keeps trying to get Rover to water down the.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Show, and he finally gave it. Here's more gold for
your ears. Oh yeah, cool. Welcome back to rovers morning, Glori.
(35:47):
People in China are upset with a guy. His name
is Joey dun Men, and back in twenty seventeen, he
had a difficult decision to make. His wife was diagnosed
with terminal lung cancer and he couldn't bear being without her.
(36:13):
He loved his wife so much. And at the time
there was a company called the Shundong Yefing Life Science
Research Institute who had partnered with Shundong University chi Ru Hospital,
and they started an experimental cryo preservation program for human
(36:35):
beings where they would freeze human bodies, and they offered
to freeze early volunteers absolutely free. And these big stainless
steel vats that I guess are filled with liquid nitrogen
or something. So she died shortly thereafter, here's the giant
(37:00):
vats and you see them number sixty five four three
two are the one all the way at the end.
There is this guy's wife, jen Wen Leon is her name,
and she's in container number one and has been in
container number one since twenty seventeen. She was the first
(37:22):
human cryo preserved in China.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Is there a window where you can kind of peek in?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
No, he's looking at a screen there.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
But there's no window to see what the body even
looks like. Why wouldn't they design it that way to
kind of watch it, Mama Fi or whatever it does.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
I think I think they wrap you up. I think
they from what I understand, they wrap you up in
like a big blanket, and then they maybe even some
sort of plastic thing, I'm not sure, and then they
dip you down in there they lower you into that
thing and whole body. Yeah, well, it's a good question.
I think it is her whole body, not just her head.
(38:00):
They give you two options. If you want to, at
least in the United States, you want to cry or
preserve your whole body. That costs a certain amount. You
want to just chop off your head that's cheaper and
then they just preserve your head. I'm not sure exactly
what they're going to do with that at the end,
but maybe attach it to a new grown body that
they can clone or something and create a nice body
(38:22):
for you. That'd be great. I'd love to chop my
head off and then come back with a hot body
of a twenty two year old, strapping young man physically
fit with my old ass gross head on there. What
are you gonna do walk around like that? But your brains? Man?
I know my wisdom, oh, I know. Think of the
(38:44):
advantage I would be at twenty two years old, but
with this wisdom that I've accumulated over all these years.
And anyway, so people are upset though this with this
husband gweede men because he again he froze his wife
in twenty seventeen. He was fifty, he's fifty seven years old,
(39:07):
froze her in twenty seventeen. Well, he's now dating. As
of this month, they've reported in China that he has
a new living girlfriend, and it turns out they've actually
been living together since twenty twenty. So he waited just
three years since his wife croaked before he shacked up
with another woman. Wow, that was fast. She is still
(39:29):
in the tank. In the tank, yeah, cryo preserve. And
people are saying that this guy's a terrible guy and
that why didn't he wait for her to be brought
back to life? Well, because it's never hes going to
be waiting a long time.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Wait, what was is there? What's the year that she's
going to come back to life or can you can
choose at anytime? How long does she have to cook
in there?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Well, they don't have the technology to reanimate her, so yeah,
it's not like you have to wait. Oh, we're gonna
let you out in thirty years. You're going to cure you.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
They just don't know what to do next.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
They don't know. They figure, we're going to freeze you
and maybe our technology will advance, or we'll be able
to bring you back from the dead, bring unfreeze you.
She's technically she has been declared dead. She is dead.
She died of this terminal lung cancer. But they're hoping
that in the future technology will exist that will do
(40:26):
two things. Number one, they'll be able to cure lung cancer.
Number two, they'll be able to unfreeze you and reanimate
you and bring you back to life. Then that's when
they that's when they cure your lung cancer and you
live happily. Ever after you go, oh my god, I
can't believe it. Hopefully we freeze them correctly because that
destroys cells too. Freezing, that's right.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
I wonder if it destroys the lung cancer cells.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Well they well what they tried. Well, who cares about
the lung cancer cells. If you have no brain cells,
what difference does it make?
Speaker 3 (40:58):
So you want to cure it. But I also know,
here's a weird thing. When my dad died of lung cancer.
He was not in the best states of health. So
am I bringing that guy back? Because that wasn't my dad?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, that's who you bring back. And then they have
to regenerate you, you know, with some stem cells or
something like that. Okay, get you going again or whatever.
They have to do nano robots in your bloodstream.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
I kind of like this idea. I've always I was.
I've been fascinated by this since I was a little kid.
There was a company called Alcore. I think they're still around.
They were the first ones to do it in the
United States, and I want to say that they were
on in California at the time, maybe and then or
maybe it was Nevada when I was growing up there.
I don't remember. Kind of reminds me of the movie.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
The plot of the movie Forever Young Storry Mel Gibson,
Uh huh, because in that what happens is his girlfriend,
Mel gives this character's girl, Daniel mccormickman. Mel gives this
character His girlfriend gets hit by a car and it's
very badly injured, and he's in the hospital and he
couldn't live without her, so he asked his best friend, Finley,
who's played by George went who's like a cryogenois, and
(42:05):
to cryogenically freeze him for a year. What happens is
he wakes. He now wakes up in nineteen ninety two.
But what happens as the movie progresses he befriends a
boy and his mom that was played by Jamie Lee
Curtis and the boy was played by Elijah Wood. But
as as that story progresses, he starts to age because
and then they discover what happened. They discover his best
(42:27):
friend's notes and all that kind of stuff. Spoiler alert, Yeah,
but in the notes that says yes, aging irreversible. In
all capital letters underscored three times, but at the end
of the movie eventually reunites with.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Him with her. I was to watch it this girl. Yeah,
so yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
When I saw I actually cried at the end of
the movie though you cried, Yeah, they brought you to tears.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
What what?
Speaker 4 (42:56):
What part the part where he actually where he's now
an you know his proper age, you know his age.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
But he reunites because his caurry, he finds out his She.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Was alive and living out a living out of uh,
living on like a seashore, like inside a lighthouse.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Were you tearing up just now? You were tearing up
just thinking about it? What gets me so emotional about that?
Speaker 4 (43:17):
I think the fact that they say love waits for
no man. No, it says like time waits for no man.
That's yeah, that really gets she choked up. Think about
that time waits for no man out there at the lighthouse.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
It's the end of the movie when they actually to
get to her. They actually make off with the P.
Twenty five. Oh, is that that's why he's tearing up? Yeah,
it makes up with B twenty nine.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
He starts to age and they did you know the
body starts to age and it weakens him. So the
kid had to fly the plane and landed and and
so he landed the successfully land the plane shut down
and he uh and he.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Just walks up and just says, you know, men, mirror work?
Is this it right here? Yeah? There he is. He
crawls out of the plane. They bring the plane right
up to the house. He's all old you.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
Okay, okay, how old he is?
Speaker 2 (44:28):
There? And does the wife does she know that he's
coming to the front door. I think he's surprises there. Okay,
(44:57):
where is she? World's longest dancing come on? Just trying
to give Jeffrey a taste of this, because he's tearing
up in the fire box right now just looking at this.
(45:17):
Does he see her in the distance? Clamming show has
some emotion and empathy for what's in your life over
he sees her, lays eyes on her for the first
(45:41):
time in however many years. Jeffrey, what are you? What's
going through your head? Jeffrey, he's not sure if it's
her or not.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Though of course he knows that's his wife.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
No, they were just they were just boy for a
girlfriend now the time, didn't didn't get married. But listen
to the next quite the next thing he says, Yeah,
you gotta that's you gotta listen for.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Oh my god, this is the longest scene of all time. Yeah,
good burst him.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
I'm ready to kick at him cultures.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
When does he say it? Oh my god, I'll be
here all day. I'm old. She's waiting for this movie
to end.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Was it the only line in the movie?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
No, this is the ending scene. To see is the
last thing he says before the movie ends? I'm married you?
Speaker 6 (47:17):
Or what.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Does it get to you? He's tearing up, He's gotta
He just took his glasses off. Talk to me, Jeffery,
what's going through your mind? You're not just tearing up?
He had tears, tears dreaming, not talk to me? He's
all read?
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Is it coming the line?
Speaker 6 (47:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
God said talk to me?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Oh he did?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Did you get I didn't hear it? Did he said?
We are you married?
Speaker 6 (47:54):
You here? Why? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:55):
He said it? Oh that's it?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I thought I wait for no man?
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah this, Jeffrey, what what? Why are tears streaming on
your cheeks?
Speaker 1 (48:07):
At least.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
But you can't show that. You could turn your mic on? Yeah, yeah,
at least like a show. Emotion and you don't. Okay,
we got you so emotional? What are you thinking?
Speaker 4 (48:16):
The fact that they were reunited after all after over
half a century.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
So he he gets choked up at somebody reuniting with
his wife and Jeffrey has spent his whole time trying
to flee his wife Funny out of the house. Please
say this for over, you said yourself.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
You may.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
I don't know how many times do you have no emotion?
At least? I have emotion all right on camera? Uh,
sinceer's getting I can't see the tears exactly all right,
I've got to take a break. Eight sixty six, yo, Rover.
Would you like me to all right? If Mary Elizabeth
were to die, would you want me to cryogenically freeze
(48:56):
her so we could perhaps bring her back to life
if a cure was found for her condition later, if
I don't die before that happens, So you would you
would want me to freeze her? That's what she wants.
That's how she wants to do. She wants to go.
She wants to be frozen. Yeah, that's what I don't
have the money for that.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
What is it about that that makes him weep? I
don't know what is it about it that just makes
you weep? And what is it?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
What is.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Actually I don't know, I don't know what is it
was just the emotional scene.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
What do you expect?
Speaker 3 (49:24):
I'm just asking.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I'm trying tears coming down even seeing it after all
these years, Chris, that's the first time I've seen that movie.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
That the whole I mean, that particular scene in the
movie came out in ninety two and it's like been
over thirty.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Great thirty way behind second three three years. Okay, all right,
where's the ding when you need it? All right, I've
got to take a break. We do have these shusy
coming up. In just a moment, we'll be right back
on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
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