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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 4 (00:17):
What's you?
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
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Cox from the Allan Coxhow I don't know what's about you,
but I can't standard I think you to say so,
it's gonna be a crazy Let's take it coxee ticket
and you'll get eight with a nasty groove. Okay, what
do three tickets?
Speaker 6 (00:36):
Kick it?
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Tom?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Put you one time ticket? What Allen Con?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Here we go, He'll add, he'll be trying.
Speaker 8 (00:44):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven
Double you m ms.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh hey.
Speaker 9 (01:20):
It always sounds like I'm surprised, but I can assure
you wh I'm not. When the show begins. Hi, my
name's Alan Cox. Thanks for being here. Welcome wherever you are.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
How are you doing?
Speaker 9 (01:32):
Say hi to Bill Squire he's here too.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Hey, creeper hopes.
Speaker 9 (01:36):
Mary Santora is here?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
What else?
Speaker 10 (01:39):
Why?
Speaker 9 (01:40):
From New York City? All I really enjoyed Mary's stories
about New York. It's the first text of the show. Well,
Mary will still have them. You're following her, She'll still
have stories.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
So many stories, m h thousands.
Speaker 9 (01:58):
You know they say it's a what are they say?
A million stories?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
What I say? That's exactly what they nine.
Speaker 9 (02:05):
Million people and one million stories.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Seven million interactions per day.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yep.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
Is it warm there?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
It's warm here.
Speaker 9 (02:15):
It's like eighty, Yeah, it's eighty. I guess I didn't
realize it was that warm yesterday. Like when I got
up this morning, it was still warm, like it's you know,
it's dark longer now, so I'm walking out of like
quarters of six and big bright moon and it's super clear,
so tons of stars. But it was like, legit warm already.
It was weird. If you want to join us today,
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You can email me there. If you want to watch
the show, they just go to our YouTube channel. Right,
we kind of switch that out.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You the YouTube channel. We don't post on the website
anymore because they've really limited what you can post on
the website.
Speaker 9 (03:14):
Yeah, I just this weird stuff so we find out about.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah, I'm like, hey, I can't post the YouTube and
oh yeah, I don't like you to bed clips anymore, right,
because they don't.
Speaker 9 (03:29):
Because this company doesn't realize that it still has live
people doing live radio, so they have these website templates
because most people in this company who are doing shows
are just posting things about like flat out with Kid
Karashian said, and a show like this, which is a
live daily talk show, that kind of template is not
set up for that.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
So we kind of have to do a workaround and
post it to the YouTube channel. Which is fine. It's fine.
Speaker 9 (03:55):
I mean, as long as people know where to go
and and I tell them properly. Ellen more like Mary
Cyan ar am.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I right, yeah, goodbye.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
I heard you weren't too pleased with how I did
things yesterday.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I wasn't, I said, I mean, it took me a
minute for it to sit in and it was like all,
I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You were upset about it. Though I was a little annoyed,
I would have really appreciated it. Heads up, Well, you
know you you knew you were leaving well, And that's
the thing.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
I feel like, I shouldn't feel shocked by my own news,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Why would you be?
Speaker 10 (04:30):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Because I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
I just felt it would have been it would have
been a kind gesture, a kind gesture to be like, hey,
even if it was the segment before, just hey, so
you know this is what I'm going into.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
What would that have changed?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
It would have changed my reaction. It would have changed
me being mentally like your reaction.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You had a natural, organic reaction.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Well, I mean, there are very very few times in
my life where I feel genuinely uncomfortable, and yesterday was
one of the nailed one.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
Why would you be un comfortable? But the fact that
we're telling the audience that you're leaving the show.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Because it was done in a way that I was
fully blindsided by. Ah, So at the beginning of it,
I was just laughing because I was so uncomfortable. That's
what happens when I'm really really uncomfortable. I just laughed
like I did yesterday, and because I was like, what
is he doing?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Did you laugh a lot?
Speaker 9 (05:21):
The first time you and Brian had sex?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I was not uncomfortable.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Oh you weren't really, No, I mean, first time two
people ever get naked and do stuff. I mean, you know,
it can be a little you don't know each other's moves.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
We we went on nine dates before we had sex.
Nine Yeah, but that's not the same.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Going on dates is not like being naked with each
other and part of your body going in the other
person's body.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
No, but we what I'm saying is we were I mean,
it's not like we were dating for years before we
did it, but we were pretty comfortable together.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah at that point.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
But yeah, no, my only it just seemed like a
weird choice on your part. It seemed well in the choice.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
It really was.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
In that moment, I'm like, well, that guy called okay,
well any way, Mary's leaving, so okay.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
But here's my point too, though, you pick what gets played.
So it sound like it was a surprise that he called.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
No, it's a surprise that I mentioned that. So it
just fell out of your mouth. Ye literally, okay, yea
Because I'm.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Like, there's no point to not. I mean, what am
I going to sit in this for a month? Like,
who cares? Right, it's it's sure, this is what it is,
and this is what it's going to be and it's
fine and it's not you know, so whatever, who cares?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
No?
Speaker 9 (06:23):
No, my my mentioning it was a surprise to me.
So we were both we were both shocked. And then
you know that happens.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
We're talking all day and maybe you know if there's
emails or there's other conversations going on, and you just
blurted out. I feel like everybody's guilty of that. How
many times have I yelled at Bill for blabbing something
that I told him on air?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
And you've never done that. I don't recall him ever
ever doing.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
That, like one of the things you do the most.
I just yelled at you when it was in last week,
and I was like, why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Does what I do? I say things to people?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Wait, you're talking about something off the air.
Speaker 12 (06:59):
The air.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
She mentioned the people fighting over uh, someone getting divorced.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
And I was, oh, right, but again, but you're we're
talking about people that no one knows who we're talking
about there's no names, no one.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Knows who we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Sure to the audience. But then Bill turn around talking
in the audience, and Bill turned around and asked that
comic went out of his way.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It was like, oh, oh, so it was off the
air idiots. What are you doing?
Speaker 9 (07:25):
I yeah, but they know they're getting divorced.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
And she was fine with it. Yeah, what is all this?
Speaker 9 (07:30):
What is all this like hiding in the shadows type stuffing.
But you but you're like, oh, he went around and
talked to that person. They know they're getting divorced. I know,
that's how you know the Actually.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I broke it to her. I was like, hey, you're
getting divorced. I know I haven't seen you in twelve years,
but you're getting divorced.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Yeah, so mine, Well, I certainly didn't mean to put
you back on your heel. So I guess I didn't
realize that it was that it needed to be more
controlled environment.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I guess it didn't need to be a more controlled environment.
But okay, so we did that yesterday, let's say three.
If you would have known at two forty five, yeah,
that that was gonna happen, I would have been like, Okay,
I can kind of mentally prepare for the hundreds of
messagis I'm about to get.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
I see you're saying it was the feedback that you
were immediately a washing feedback.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
I was washing feedback, and just I was not very
happy with you for catching me so off guard, and
I wasn't sure if it was by design or not.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Here it was not. If it was by design, I
was gonna be very maddy. You know, I'm like, what
the hell kind of a way.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Is this to do that?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Also?
Speaker 9 (08:32):
But yeah, but even if it was, I still don't
understand what that major objection was.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I don't get like, you don't think it seems so something.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
I mean, things fall into our laps all the time,
but we have to deal with them, and whatever, this
is certainly not.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I mean, this is for you.
Speaker 9 (08:45):
This is good news, bad news for me, good news
for you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
So I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, I don't
know why you'd be upset. I okay, let me explain
it two ways.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I thought you did that on purpose, specifically to catch
me off guard, and kind of a dick.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
That's what I thought was happening. I don't know that's
what even asked Bill. I was like, is he mad
at me? But why would you? Of course he is.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Listen, I'm I'm a dick in a lot of ways,
but not to the people that I You know, you.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Guys are colleagues, and you see how she plays me
against you. I see that, See how she don't No, no,
because Alan asked me to tell you not to not
tell you that he's mad at me, and then you're
trying to ask if he is mad it just one
at anybody.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
I have no reason to be a dick to any No.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Huh, well, and that's why I was. I was just
the befuddled. Is that a word.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
That's a word, right, sure, yeah, it is a word.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I was very caught off guard, very surprised, and very confused.
So I am, I don't know, if you guys have
met me, a bit of an overthinker. So I'm going
through my hands, like what did I do to Alan
to make him?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
You also didn't hit me, You didn't hit me up
off the air.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
I asked you in the next segment if you were
pissed off, and I said, okay, but that doesn't always
mean no.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I have no reason to not tell you that you
see why we're so confused, ladies. That doesn't always Oh
so you're saying no doesn't.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Always mean no.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
Wow, I see no.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I just wasn't sure.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
So we so rarely say no, I have no reason.
I have zero We said it yesterday. It's not a
bad blood situation. I have zero reason to put you
on the spot.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
That's just how it came out, Okay, And so then
that it is what it is, as you can take
me at my word. I can take that as if
it was a ploy. That's when I my feelings were hurt.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
If I was mad at you.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
If I was mad at you, we would have announced
it on the very last day of the year. By
the way, Yeah, hey guys, by the way, that's kind
of what happened with Erica, right you. We did the
live tenth anniversary show and you were with us, and
we said, by the way, Eric is not coming back.
Mary's on the show now, because Erica had been gone
for a minute and you'd been filling in.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
That's what that was.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
There was no big long goodbye, that's what that was.
Andre We go, Mary's on the show now. Yeah, goodbye, everybody,
see you next. See you in twenty twenty nothing bad
is gonna happen next year when we did our we
did our tenth anniversary in twenty nineteen. Yeah, so no, no,
there was not no, it was not me jabbing you
(11:20):
in any okay, any way possible.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Okay, it just felt don't worry on, I won't tell
you the truth. And that's the end of even Yeah,
I did. I texted me on. I was like, has
he said anything? Why didn't you text me? Because I didn't.
I don't know. I was confused, and the fact that.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
I didn't hear anything from you, I was like, oh, okay,
then everything was cool. And then you had posted something.
You were like, oh, it's weird, and I'm like, what
is happening?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
I got like three hundred messages and you would have
gotten those if we had announced it.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
But I earlier, and I can say is that I
wasn't ready mentally for it.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Okay, Well, I understand day yesterday, I walked up at five,
the trains were all delayed. Then I came in and
had that happen, and I was like, dude, I don't
even know where I'm at right now. And then I
got a ton of messages. So then I just posted
on my inscript. I didn't say like I'm mad Allan.
I just said, hey, yes, I'm leaving. I was just
caught off guard today. I wasn't ready to talk about this,
not that that it's a secret or anything. And then
(12:15):
I had a bunch of people messaging me. It's on
my Instagram at Mary Santoro Comedy. A bunch of people
were messaging me like dude, I'm so sorry what happened?
And I was like, oh crap, I'm not fired.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
You were coming to me here.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
They're like, I would I own nothing. She's focusing on
life there and work.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah it's not. Yeah, So no, I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
I just thought it was weird and I didn't know
if it was done that way on purpose or if
it was just like a bit, you know, kind of deal.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
So I will say I did a great job of
capturing all your reactions.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
I So I went to go edit the video and
I'm like, I think I'm gonna have to post it
in two because there's like the whole setup and then
the whole what.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
The hell is going on here?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (12:57):
But yes, my pres the caption Mary surprised by her
own news.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I was surprised by my own news. All right, coming
up Mary's replacement. You know that part of your brain
that regulates good decision making. Thanks for turning that one off.
Turning on the Alan Cox Show. Sorry about all the cocks,
(13:21):
Sorry about all the cocks.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
MMS.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh, it's south to Genndy favor.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
And pray when not got prayer?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
So who they hear them? Who they hear their man
to respect the savior?
Speaker 13 (13:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
If I it South for Gondy.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
You guys ever heard this guy and we play him
occasionally on MMS. Name's jelly roll gl Anthony rules Jelanthon
is really is probably Brent or something, but it's j Jason. Okay,
all right, well listen. Are I hope that everybody can
(14:10):
get their heads past this. I hope this isn't gonna
throw people into disarray the jelly roll He got off Twitter?
He announced you want to talk about an announcement?
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Mary?
Speaker 9 (14:25):
This guy announced that he's getting off X. You know,
X is what Twitter used to be and Twitter used
to be fun too, Remember back in the day when
Twitter was fun?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Like I'm still on it.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
I'm sure everybody who spends any amount of time over
there on X has the same conversation in their head.
Every time they go on there. They go, I think
I'm gonna delt this.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
I just I still use it as an aggregator, I
guess for certain things, but by the same token, it's
things I can get other places too, So I'm like,
why am I still on this? I mean, people will
still hit me up there, but I don't use it,
you know, all that much? He told everybody. It's the
most toxic negative app ever to exist, is how he
(15:07):
described it. And he said he's he's done, he's off.
You might have seen a meme going around. I like
Jelly roll as adele for men who are forklifts certified
like that. But you know, he's very popular. He said,
he's a big boy. I call him most malone, but
(15:27):
he's we don't like that. But he has called it
quits over there on X. So if you're somebody who
is still on that platform and are following jee Anthony
roll Weather, he is done over there. He said, it's
a safe place for everybody to say mean shrimp to
each other with no consequences.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
And I'm out.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
And I guess my thought was he must not be
on there very often because Twitter has been that for
a while now, and but he is off. People who
are still on Twitter and are still hanging on, they're
big mad too, because they have changed their terms of
(16:11):
service now so that everybody's posts now on X that
Elon Musk's AI program will train on everyone's posts. This
to me, and again, I am the furthest thing from
any kind of expert whatsoever an AI or cyber technology
(16:31):
or in that. But it seems like to me the
fundamental flaw of AI is how it is trained on
the data set from the Internet and social media platforms.
That's why, you know, the first iterations of these chatbots
immediately become racist or because that's you know, that's all
the crap that's getting funneled into it. I'm sure it's
more complicated than that people that work with these programs,
(16:51):
but still so people who are still on X. I
mean again, you'd be hard pressed to call anything the
last straw, because, like I said, people go, why am
I on this?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
And then you just kind of.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
Mindlessly scroll through like you normally do. But if you're
somebody who is a big Jelly Roll fan, he was
just here he did the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah he was at the induction.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Yeah, he was at the induction. He was one of
the people that performed for Ozzie. There are a whole
bunch of people. Ozzie got inducted as a solo artist
on Saturday night, and Jelly Roll was one of the
performers who sang.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
He did my Mom Coming Home.
Speaker 9 (17:35):
And Zach Wilde, who's been in Ozzie's band for a
long long time, he was there. Rob trueheo was part
of the band. He's been the bass player from Metallica
for a long time now. Chad Smith, who plays drums
for the Chili Peppers, he was part of the band too,
And people are like Chad Jelly rolls on it okay,
but then something went weird and I didn't watch it
or hear it until this clip that I was looking at.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
This morning time change tis strange.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You're rather coming, but I hate.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
To say, I'm I'm coming from the tights. Go by
these scenes too.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You could have been a.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Better friend to me. I'm I'm coming home.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You tell me, yeah, you toove me?
Speaker 9 (18:29):
I mean that sounds when when is the bad part?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
People are like, oh, yeah, people were saying that was bad.
I don't know. They were like, oh.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Selfish love. Yeah, we're both the light before the fall.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
But I'm gonna take this hot.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I just got to have it all.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
I see your face of something going to me, like
mont people, you can't tell them they can add, you know,
like it's not bad singing.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
It's just I feel like you're used to the Ozzie
version and it's not. You know, he's not really doing a.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Lot with it.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I think people are usually used to somebody trying to
really make it their own.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
Probably terrified, I mean I would be. You know, Ozzie's
watching you from his chair.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Every bad.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Yeah, I don't know what people are talking about. That
sounds okay to me. I mean the limited capacity in
which I've heard jelly roll. I've literally only heard that
song that MMS plays. I know he's got a bunch
of other songs. I know he gets played mostly on
country radio, but I don't think I've heard another jelly
roll song.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
What's some of the big jelly roll song? Mary, I
don't save that's the one you need.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
A favor as the one I played There's Son of
a Sinner.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
I'm just a long had song of save Me, Losers
and dead Man Walking. I did Somebody Save Me? That's
that one. He does that with I Think not Mega
Maroney Lane Lany.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Wilson, Lanie Wilson, and then he also did it a
different version of it with Eminem on Eminem's new record.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Okay, Eminem, I'm going to be at the Kamala Harris
stop in Detroit.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
By the way, now that he's a grandpa mom spaghetti. Yeah,
hey listen.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
As far as I'm concerned, the only jelly roll ide
is John Sykes of.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Blue Murder from nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 9 (20:45):
Nobody remembers Blue Murder but me, and it's one of
my favorite eighties glam metal records of all time. They're
all dressed like pirates and John Sykes playing the guitar.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (20:58):
It's a song of heart break, an anguish and something
everywhere and being done wrong. You realize how many.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
People have been done wrong in music.
Speaker 9 (21:12):
The matther genre, pop music, country, rock and roll, part
of the human condition, So many people done wrong. I
got money for you.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yes, I'm just saying on Saturday at the odd Fellows
in Medina this Saturday, This Saturday. Yeah, I'm hosting that
Halloween party. It's a costume contest, thousand dollars grand price.
I'm would be dressed as Jelly Roll with my girlfriend
as you money. Yeah, that's what that's my costume, Jelly Roll. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (21:44):
So are you gonna get actual face tattoos?
Speaker 14 (21:46):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (21:46):
When you get actual face tattoos, alan, actual face tattoos. Okay,
so you're not really committed to the costume. I see,
all right, how do you expect to get that thousand dollars?
Then I am not eligible to win it. It's a loophole,
and then yeah I'm not eligible, So all right, but
my girlfriend is very excited to dress up. Is what's
his lady's name, Buddy Bunny? Yes, I gotta tell you
(22:08):
this though, in the save of the flavor, you're a
little too skinny to be jelly Skinny Jelly Roll.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
I always have to be the fat version of somebody's like,
you know what, This year I get to be the.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
Skinny version of the Yeah your Jelly Roll on ozempic. Yeah,
dead Man Walking is the best jelly Roll song.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
No a lot.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I only know pretty much what's on the radio for him.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
What's up? Yallo?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
This is jelly Rowland, I'm your iHeart Radio on the
What's Up? Just play this song? He's on the verge
on the version.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
Maybe face tattoos can be Bill's fall personality?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
What about that? All right?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
My phone out?
Speaker 9 (23:02):
It is interesting how country music has been kind of
subsumed from all these other genres. Like Beyonce had a
country record. Jelly Roll is a country artist, but that's
just because I think he came up in Nashville. But
then you kind of branch out start working with some
you know, He's collaborated with a lot of rock artists.
Did a song with Falling in Reverse. I mean, I
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guess you kind of have to too. If you're an
artist of any genre now, you can't limit yourself to
one thing because everybody's listening to so many different things.
So I hope that we'll see artists of his ilk
collaborating with really really juxtaposed against artists of all kinds
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of wild genres. You're like jelly Roll and gwar put
in one of the suits. Then the big reveal at
the end is he takes a mask off. Is jelly
Roll or it's Bill? I don't know, take the mask
on Bill that I can't sing like that, are you sure? Yeah,
you haven't done jelly Roll on karaoke night?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I have not, but I'm yeah, okay, I know, I
know my limits.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Alan jelly Roll has lost one hundred pounds, right, Well,
then maybe you'll look like maybe you'll look like current
jelly Roll. He's still pretty big though, he is a
big boy. If you lose all that weight, does it
do anything? Do you think it does anything to the face? Tattoos?
Do those Uh, if you lose a lot of weight saggy,
That's what I mean. Maybe not sagging, but I mean
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they read differently.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Yeah, placement, Like if one's under your eye and then
your face gets slimmer, at might see closer to your nose.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
They go, hey, what's hat tattoo on your lip? It's
not a tattoo on my lip, it's on my forehead.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:47):
I was reading a thing about this dude, a gay
porn star. It's got a cyber truck that tracks, and
you know they they tell people that cyber trucks are bulletproof.
I don't know why anybody believes that. I mean, the
glass breaks when you hit it. But this guy was like, well,
they still tell you that their bulletproof, and so he
(25:08):
shot his cyber truck and a bullet went right through it,
of course, and I guess, I don't know he's out
there and they're gonna go, Well, not that kind of bullet.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
It's only air soft air soft guns. Well, I don't
think it's bulletproof. It didn't go through the back right
number two.
Speaker 9 (25:33):
Number two, I don't understand. I mean, your bullet goes
through the trunk and then you you know, and by
the way, what is the selling point of a bulletproof car?
I mean, if you're spending one hundred and twenty grand
for one of these dumb things, it better be bulletproof.
But you know, are that many people worried that their
car might get shot I guess it is America, So
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that is a that's a valid concern. No matter where
you are, your car might get shot up. I remember
when I was a kid, there was this story there's
a there's a town downstate Illinois. It's called kanka Key,
and it's maybe maybe twenty four thousand people, and they
had this big kind of state four h thing down there.
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When I was a kid, and I had friends that
were going down there to be a part of it,
and somebody's somebody had like a steer that they were
going to show at this four h thing, and I
don't know if it maybe got some bad clams or
what it was, but this steer goes bananas in downtown
(26:35):
kanka Key and they had to call in the local
constabulary to figure this thing out, and they ended up
pumping like twenty five rounds into this steer, And so
now they have a dead steer in the middle of
downtown Kankakey. But these guys also, because they're just firing
at this animal trying to put it down, they also
(26:56):
hit a whole bunch of cars in the background. So
they had like people coming back to their cars that
were just parked on the street that were now like
riddled with bullets. And so it was this whole Michigan
as with them. So maybe in that situation it would
have been good if you had been parked there on
the slim chance that a mad steer is running around
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and you've got a bulletproof car, you had nothing to
worry about.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
But in any other situation, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (27:29):
Alan jelly Roll was a white trash rapper for twenty
years before he switched to country music. What else Nobody
was talking about him before he used to tour in
the ICP circles.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Well, it's the matter with that, I mean, good for
him was obviously the right move.
Speaker 15 (27:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
I listened to his Grammy speech when I'm feeling sad
jelly Roll. Yeah, he sounds like a pastor that I'm
used to growing up with. He gets all emotional on
the line. That gets it is he goes he's all
hyped up, and he's like, let me tell you now,
there's something beautiful about a thirty nine year old man
when in Best New Artists, there's a reason the there's
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a reason.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
The windshield that's bigger than the rear view. Go on,
you haven't heard this, No, just look up jelly Roll.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
He won like Best New Country Artists or something like that,
maybe a year or two ago at the Grammys, and
and it's like very inspiring. He gets like really worked
up and he's saying like how long he's been doing
this and that he's forty, and it's like you can.
Speaker 9 (28:34):
Be oh, he's that old.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Get ready to be inspired.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
Listen, I'm looking for inspiration in any direction.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
That's okay. I only got a.
Speaker 16 (28:45):
Second and I'm gonna say a lot and I'm sorry,
But the quickest I can say it is thank you
to the label, Stony Creek Management, John Low.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
But Joe Jamie, you saved my life country radio.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (28:54):
They just.
Speaker 16 (28:58):
I got a thousand people to thank you, But most importantly,
my Lord and my wife.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I love you so much. You changed my life.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Baby. Maybe he was trying to rhyme, but you're gonna
blame the Lord in front of your wife.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
The Lord that's he's supposed to be in front of
God coming.
Speaker 16 (29:13):
Parker Hayley, I love all y'all were friends, and Zach Bryan.
I think you were one of the hottest things on earth,
not just country music. You deserve just as much as
anybody else.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I'm glad we're sending their party and the rest of
the night.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Baby.
Speaker 16 (29:26):
But most importantly, there is something poetic about a thirty
nine year old man winning New Artists of the Year.
I don't know where you're in your life or what
you're going through, but I want to tell you to
keep going, baby. I want to tell you success is
on the.
Speaker 17 (29:39):
Other side of it.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I want to tell you it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 18 (29:42):
I want to tell you that the wind said it's
been a will bear a baby because I can come
up you it's so much more posting.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
Does he's just screaming, But I'm telling you he's half
in the bag. And these middlemen's sitting there all night
and on the slim chance and they get out. I mean,
somebody's gonna win, but you know, hopefully they haven't been
drinking too much.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
And then they get up there and they're lit. I
legitimately have chills right now. Wow's and you've heard it before.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
I think it's also because his cadence and the way
he gets excited. It does remind me of the pastors
that I've had in the past, Like that's how all
of our sermons were delivered with that, like and Jesus
said on tim Like it's.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Hard not to get into it.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
And also there is something poetic about being thirty nine
and getting best new artists listen.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
So easy to be like, never give up thirty five?
And what am I doing with my life? And why
am I checking this?
Speaker 13 (30:42):
You know?
Speaker 9 (30:44):
I think it's what a minute a new art You
don't mind Mary that he's up there lying?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
What's he lying about? I don't know if you've heard
the song that I just played.
Speaker 9 (30:53):
But he only talks to God when he needs a favor,
and here he is thanking the Lord.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
All I'm saying is that's inspiring. Listen.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
I don't think there's anything I don't think there's anything
wrong with finding inspiration wherever you can inspirato.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Wherever keeps you going right.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
Yeah, and if for you it's Jelly Roll, I mean
your careers are there's a lot of parallels there, Yeah,
a lot of concurrent lines. Right.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
You never know when you're gonna pop off. That's right,
could happen when you're I mean, what Luisy Kayden get
his first big break until he's what forty two or something?
You Well, Luisy k has been a comedian for a
long long time. So I mean Jelly Roll has been
making music for a long long time.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
Yes, Sometimes I guess it depends on what you think
your big break is too.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Well, like when you break mainstream, you know what I mean,
when people start paying to come see you and you
start getting attention.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
And you know that kind of thing I see, Well,
then there's there's hope for everyone. Right, you're almost thirty five.
That means you got four more years by Jelly Roll Math.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yes, that's true, Luik Math. I don't know, we'll see.
I'm gonna go by anybody's math. I'm going by whatever
the universe gives to me is for me.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
I've said it before, Sho go by Mary Santora Math,
and it's meant for me.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
It'll come. It might have been just a voiceman.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
He's a man of a thousand voices, right.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
This voiceman that ever listened, none of which will make
you laugh. But he never took a performance for granted.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
Alan god On WMMS, don't hear a good falsetto anymore.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Here to Eternity is the new collective soul album. That's
twenty songs. Those guys were kind of off the radar
for a minute, and then they came back and said,
we're gonna do it all over again.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Hey Tommy, what's up? Hi Tommy?
Speaker 17 (33:08):
How are you? I'm doing real good?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
How was the Pumpkin Fest?
Speaker 17 (33:15):
It was real good?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I got first place in the talent show?
Speaker 9 (33:19):
Hy What was your talent with my boyfriend? What was
your talent?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Tommy?
Speaker 17 (33:27):
We sang, I sang I'm a tiger while my boyfriend
was boxing.
Speaker 9 (33:32):
Okay, so it was like a little bob and wave there.
You sang I of the Tiger and he uh kind
of mined the boxing.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, he performed like a clobber lang from Rocky three.
Speaker 9 (33:45):
Is your boyfriend black?
Speaker 12 (33:47):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (33:49):
So he didn't have to do any uncomfortable makeup work
then for the uh.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
No, he did not beautiful.
Speaker 9 (33:56):
And so you got first place? Now what were you
up against? Do you remember the other losers and what
they did?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (34:03):
Yeah, the people that came in second place there, they
were real good, they were sharing them, real lower than us.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
But then when we heard we got first place, I
was well shocked.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
And what did the second place people do? They sang
a different song.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I helpe a different song. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (34:25):
Was it like an Eye of the Tiger battle?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
It wasn't the Eye of a Tiger battle.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Was there a prize involved or was it just kind
of bragging rights that you took first place?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (34:35):
We well, yeah we got we got a trophy, which
I give it to my boyfriend, and then we split
twenty dollars.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
You split wait wait wait the first prize was twenty
dollars and you split it?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (34:51):
I mean I have to think Tommy, that you were
doing the heavy lifting there, I mean singing. That requires
more than just standing there and pretending to box. Right,
you should have taken the whole.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Twenty this.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
This is in the group category, group.
Speaker 9 (35:08):
Category, so you had to split it up.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Gotcha?
Speaker 9 (35:12):
Was there any conversation that maybe you would take fifteen
and give him five?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
No?
Speaker 9 (35:17):
Okay, we right down the middle. Yeah, yes, okay, So
what's going on now?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well? I also did third place in a women's hot calling.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
Oh, hog calling? I thought you said hot collar. I'm like,
I don't know what women's hot collar is, but now
I really want to know hog calling.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
You took third place?
Speaker 12 (35:41):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (35:42):
Now, was this also pretending to be a hog singing
Eye of the Tiger? No?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Oh good, okay, Tommy?
Speaker 9 (35:50):
Would I be Would I be putting you on the
spot to ask you to recreate your third place hog call?
Speaker 17 (35:57):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
My throat has been bad. It's just like, uh, it's
like every time I try to talk, it's almost gone.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Are you able to just kind of get not do
it full throated?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Obviously, but.
Speaker 17 (36:11):
Yeah, I'll do my best. Yeah here, I like it.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
That should have gotten first place. Now, I don't really
know much about hog calling. My older daughter was in
four h back in the day, and so I remember
people showing animals, and I've gone to those things before.
But the hog calling really is limited to the sue
and the piggy piggy piggy, right, just as you demonstrated.
N Yeah, they've never really broadened that.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
I mean, what's the sue? What's suey?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
It's like sewey the way the pig was saying, that's what.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
The Oh, the noise the pig makes is supposed to
sound like suey. And then you're calling them and then piggy, piggy, piggy.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Can't you see?
Speaker 11 (37:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:03):
Okay, now what did the first and second place people
possibly do to beat that?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
All? Right? So the first place learner was a neighbor
friend of mine, and she got the best out of me.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
She did a little dance, a little dance.
Speaker 9 (37:20):
Yeah, you gotta dazzle them a little bit, because everybody's
going to do the suiy and the piggy piggy, aren't they?
Speaker 17 (37:27):
I Yeah, And then I brought my Pokemon doll with
me to have them eat the pumpkin.
Speaker 9 (37:33):
Okay, which Pokemon did you bring?
Speaker 11 (37:36):
What chalk?
Speaker 9 (37:37):
What chalk, yes, okay, and that is a pig Pokemon.
Speaker 17 (37:44):
It's a pig Pokemon.
Speaker 9 (37:45):
Yeah yeah, okay, and so it was it was on brand.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yes, and I was wearing the shirt and a hat to.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
Shirt and the hat. Are you a Pokemon fan in
general or you just brought that because it fit that
the Okay, you didn't want to go with an oint coloone,
you went with the La Chunk.
Speaker 17 (38:07):
Yeah, I like going Colone.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
That's my favorite Pokemon.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Oh that's your favorite.
Speaker 9 (38:12):
So you must have felt like you were doing Oint
Colone a disservice by bringing La Chunk.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, yeah, the form of a chunk.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
All right?
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Well, so was there also a twenty dollars prize for
third place?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
No, we just get a trophy trophy.
Speaker 9 (38:31):
So you're getting yourself quite a shelf of accomplishments, aren't you.
You got the first place trophy for the Rye the Tiger,
you got third place for Suey Seuey Piggy Piggy, All right,
Well what's next?
Speaker 17 (38:45):
Well, well, all right now I'm just playing low.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
You're just working laying low.
Speaker 9 (38:53):
Okay, good, You're you're you're regrouping, you're letting yourself heal,
getting your voice back to where it needs to be right, Yes, good?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay, Well, I just wanted to talk about jelly Row
since she was talking in the last segment. I have
a cousin who loves jelly Row and so it's my parrider.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Has this cousin gotten you into jelly Roll or you're
just mentioning that your cousin likes him?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
He loves he loves jelly Roll? Yeah, okay, him and
my provider too. They both love jelly Roll.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Okay, And what are your thoughts on jelly Roll?
Speaker 17 (39:39):
I think jelly Roll is cool.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I saw him in WWEE this.
Speaker 17 (39:43):
Past year for SummerSlam. He was saying wired.
Speaker 9 (39:47):
Was he here in Cleveland for that?
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (39:50):
Yeah, okay, that's the one that came to Brown Stadium?
Yeah all right, yeah so that made.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
You a fan?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Well that made me, yeah, a fan of jelly Ron.
You start listening to you sick, I'll.
Speaker 9 (40:04):
Tell you get people, boy, you know, you lure them
in and then you go to a wrestling event. You
got a fish where the fish are?
Speaker 17 (40:11):
I'm a huge wrestling fan.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Are you dressing up for Halloween?
Speaker 19 (40:17):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (40:19):
What are you going to be?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I'm gonna be Mario.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Mario, okay, mariodally.
Speaker 9 (40:26):
Mario Lopez from Inside Edition, Mario Cantone from Sex and
the City.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Oh oh, super Mario, Mario Mario.
Speaker 9 (40:35):
I gonna say she already bought orange crocs and everything.
Uh Mario from Okay? Now, is your boyfriend gonna be Luigi?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
No?
Speaker 9 (40:44):
No, I'll be working on that day, working on that day,
so you can't go to the uh party at odd
Fellows in Madina hosted by one Bill Squire. You know
our own Bill Squire is going to be dressed as
jelly Roll. Tommy, you could you could judge his.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Cost No, I won't be able to make it.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Yeah, I understand. Well that's a bummer.
Speaker 10 (41:08):
All right, Well listen, have fun at you're in your costume.
Thank you, all right, Tommy, take care of yourself, you too, Alan,
have a good day.
Speaker 9 (41:20):
There's Tommy who checks in occasionally. Where's she again? She's
out in near Marietta. There you go, Georgia or Ohio?
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Ohio?
Speaker 15 (41:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Good like near the what's it called? Right in the
near PA?
Speaker 9 (41:33):
Border West Virginia, bord oh West Virginia, border west by
god Virginia. Wait a mate getting a twenty dollars prize
to split to split with the couples there simply no,
I don't know how much each of them get. But wow,
how about that. It's too bad that you are not
eligible for that thousand dollars prize on Saturday Night.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Bill. No, that's all right, all right, compensated to be there?
All right? Well that's good. Then I have my duties
that I will attend to. I'm Mary. Did you hear
he said?
Speaker 11 (42:07):
Duty?
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Halloween stuff? Allan dooty? You dress them up.
Speaker 9 (42:12):
Now we're in Jersey for a wedding Jersey through Sunday.
So now I will be dressed, but I will be
dressed to kill Bill. I'll be dressed as a wedding
guest on the Jersey shore. James Bond all fancied up.
I was trying on him down to two suits, and
I need to determine which one I'm gonna wear, and
(42:33):
so I put each one on. I'm taking photos to
see which one I like more. And so I'm zeroing
in on the suit that I'm going to wear to
the wedding, and then all of the other stuff, the
tertiary outfits. I'll figure that out because it's supposed to
be pretty warm this weekend in New Jersey. But no,
I won't be I won't be dressed up.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
I don't do that anyway. Sometimes you do while you'll
come out on the Burger King Diamond a lot a
lot time. I know, maybe with uh Nora getting older,
her involvement in Halloween might get you excited. We were
going to do that family costumeer zoning.
Speaker 9 (43:13):
We were going to do Bob's Burgers. We were going
to go out to Kelly's Island, but we eighty sixty
because it was raining. So that would have been the
only time that I would have dressed I would have
dressed as Bob Belcher. But uh so, yes, but when
she'll be doing all that stuff with her grandparents this
weekend while we are in Jersey, So no, I won't
(43:35):
be dressing up. And again, when I used to dress
up back in the day, that's because when the show
was doing Halloween parties right just on my own, I'm
not I'm not concerning myself with a costume.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Well, I know, like had made plans or no, because
I mean, this is Halloween weekend kind of, but Halloween
not till next Thursday. Yeah, there's other chances.
Speaker 9 (43:54):
This is the weekend when people have their parties on barbecue.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
Halloween and coming to the studio by yourself.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I have.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
That's the night of our Uker tournament.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
There's a Halloween uk tournament that my roommate and I
are in, and I have a penguin onesie. I'm gonna
wear that I bought, like, you know, face makeup and
a beak. So I'm gonna be a penguin. But very
easy and very comfortable.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeah, that's my favorite kind of costume. It's easy, comfortable. Uh,
doesn't leave you like all disheveled, very excited to be
in the city for Halloween and just see it's.
Speaker 6 (44:32):
Gonna be not chaos, but like the Purge, nine million
costumes is fun.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
You know what I mean. I'm willing to bet not
everybody is going to be dressed. Okay, eight million costumes
is fun. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 9 (44:46):
Yeah, all right, you'll be on the island till you'll
be hanging around queens.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Yeah okay, So I'll be here obviously for the show
and then the tournament starts.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
It's set Brooklyn. Halloween is to you gotta do a
dance boy. You can't do any cultural appropriation. You can't
have any massage. Noir, you can't have any kind of
thing resembling the patriarchy. Woof, boy, you want to talk
about tap dancing in a minefield? Halloween in Brooklyn?
Speaker 4 (45:18):
I feel like a penguin is safe.
Speaker 9 (45:20):
I think you might be right. But what if you're
run into somebody who screams about the endangered situation of
the emperor.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
You know that's actually really that's a flightless bird. And
if you call attention to the fact that can't fly,
then that's burdens.
Speaker 9 (45:34):
That's what I'm saying. Maybe Halloween in Brooklyn, good for you?
Diving righte in fun, she'ld dress up as a full
on Native American headdress, red face paint. Okay, play some cards,
she's the Uker penguin.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Make a penguin suit. Yeah, well, wear a penguin suit.
I bought it off Amazon.
Speaker 9 (45:56):
So you're not dressing as Colin Farrell.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
No, No, I'm not all right?
Speaker 12 (46:02):
All right, I'm gonna get Mary riled up about your
eating habits again.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Alan.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
You said yesterday you don't eat between eight pm and noon,
and we do a show from two thirty to six thirty.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
What the hell are you eating?
Speaker 9 (46:17):
Man?
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Come on, no nutrition servation or something sturdy eating there,
pull pound cake, love you fight.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Me bears.
Speaker 9 (46:30):
I appreciate your concern, by the way, but I'm sure
most people realize that you don't have to be eating
all the time.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Are you lunch and then maybe I'll have dinner? Maybe?
So what am I missing?
Speaker 9 (46:41):
Do I look mal nourished anybody?
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Nope?
Speaker 6 (46:43):
Trying to get better about that because Brian is like
you and that is too busy to eat. So on
a Saturday this past Saturday, we went or Sunday, we
woke up, he worked out, so he had a protein
shaking a banana after he worked out, and then we
went to Mapleside Farm all day and it was like
six o'clock and me and the kids ate, you know,
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chicken tenders whatever.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
He's a vegetarian, so he's like, I don't want to
a soft pretzel for launch bowl. Just all right, I
get it.
Speaker 9 (47:10):
And you're not gonna stand there shoving donuts down your
gullet all day long.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Sweet, didn't eat anything.
Speaker 6 (47:14):
He had a protein shake and a banana at probably
ten in the morning, beautiful, and then didn't need again
until ten o'clock at night. Yeah, and I shut my
mouth because I'm not. I'm like, he's thirty eight years old,
he's thirty.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Like you, you're fifty two.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
You're gonna eat when you're gonna eat fifty three. However
old you are, you're old enough to know when you're hungry.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
And although it may.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
Make me uncomfortable, it's got nothing to do with me.
I asked him twice at two different times during the day.
Speaker 9 (47:40):
I don't know what people are worried about. Like, it's
like people who are drinking water all day long, and
I guess I'm one of those people. But it's like,
you know, you're not gonna get dehydrated, right, your body
will tell you when you need to drink water.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah, but so good for you.
Speaker 9 (47:53):
Well okay, but that's a sliding scale too, So I
don't you know a lot of people do this. It's
called intermit and fasting. Now that's not what I'm doing.
I just happen to not eat between eight pm and
noon because I'm not hungry in the morning and I'm
not going to eat at night.
Speaker 6 (48:10):
So also been open about the fact though that the
reason why I get so worried is that I was
a cheerleader forever. So I've been around eating disorders, and
it makes me nervous because yes, men can get them.
Speaker 9 (48:25):
Too, No, of course they can. But but I always
think of but I think of a cheerleader with an
eating disorder, and I know there's a spectrum.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
I get it.
Speaker 9 (48:31):
But people have accused me of having an eating disorder.
I'm like, no, people just don't realize. You don't have
to be eating all the time. And so when you go, oh, yeah,
I eat a couple times a day, you're not starving yourself.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
No, But it's it's when it becomes either obsessive or
you're purposefully avoiding right eating, or you're seeing how long
you can go, or you're trying to only eat six
hundred calories a day.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Like I'm doing none of that. Get worried.
Speaker 9 (48:59):
I'm doing none of that. The fact is I'm never hungry,
so I eat for maintenance and that's it. I'm never hungry.
I'll never be like, oh my god, I gotta eat,
so so yeah, if it were just my brain, yeah,
i'd go all day long and then eat. But I'm
certainly not malnourished. I'm fine. So when you're talking about
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like I was a cheerleader, that's a whole other thing.
That's people like, you know, actively.
Speaker 4 (49:27):
Not eating well. And that's what makes me worried about Brian.
Speaker 6 (49:30):
Like I said, this is the first time he's ever
really worked out and try to get in shape. So
he's checking the label of every single thing he touches.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
Nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 9 (49:41):
Something diabetics do, or people with allergies.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Or you know, okay, sure, but you're not allergic to calories.
Speaker 9 (49:47):
No.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
But the point is he's just being mindful of what
he's putting this.
Speaker 9 (49:49):
It's also a self correcting system, you know what I mean.
Anybody that starts working out is going to get They're like,
you know when they say abs are made in the kitchen.
So it's like, I'm not going to do all this
work and then screw myself by eating whatever whenever.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
Right, I get that.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
But when he he like, we went to Costco and
he compared three cost company, Yes, we went, he compared
three different like granolas.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Which one got the most booms? Well, yeah, it's just
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (50:20):
Yes, I do that, I do things because but if
I look at Yeah, but you would know if he
was like, you'd know what he's doing, is going, Okay,
how many calories in this one? How much sugar is
in this one?
Speaker 6 (50:31):
That's exactly what it is, of course, but he'll he'll
be like, oh, I'm not going to get the avocado
because it's too much fat. And I'm like, it's good fat.
This is an okay fat to have. It's just fat
you should be having.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
That's true. I wish I liked avocado. I just don't. Yeah,
it was what was it? Oh there's a I don't
know me? And this one has ten grams of sugar.
The other one only has nine. I'm like, pick a
goddamn granola, and he will.
Speaker 9 (50:57):
And by the way, you can't keep that going forever,
so he might at some point go I'm gonna ease
off the.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Throttle a little bit, but what you like, And like
he's still figuring out the things to eat on a
regular basis. Once you have your routine down, then you
kind of know what you're getting and you go, oh,
this is the kind I get each time. And if
he's still trying to figure it out, that's a different,
uh story, And.
Speaker 9 (51:20):
Isn't part of it all? Isn't part of it also
that you don't want to feel weird if you tell him, oh,
I had a ruben and a coke and some potato pancakes,
and he's checking which one has nine grams of sugar
and which one is ten.
Speaker 6 (51:35):
I sent him a picture of my entire table of
food from Slimon's. Yep, I'm past that point.
Speaker 9 (51:42):
Does he be worried about you now you're just flexing?
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
Does he ever worry about you?
Speaker 6 (51:46):
No, but he's he's a better person in that manner
where if he worried about me, he is a man. Yeah,
he would say it in a very kind way and
not b in Like if I sent him a picture
of imonds, which I did, he would never comment back
and be like, don't you think that's too much food?
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Never say anything like that like the waitress did. Yes,
like the woman said, is it someone joining you? It's
all for you? Is there anyone else with you?
Speaker 9 (52:13):
You got strangers shamed by a waitress.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
I just get nervous. So when people talk about them,
and you should have said that Zach Brown looked so
hot at that concert, I know you started. I started.
It's all my fault. You put it out into the universe.
My fault.
Speaker 9 (52:29):
They've been described as juvenile, ridiculous, moronic, smug and unlistenable.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
They've also gotten some bad reviews.
Speaker 15 (52:39):
I give it two thumbs in my ears, so I
don't have to listen Chase the.
Speaker 3 (52:43):
Allen cock shall.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
I got more money for you, one thousand dollars if
you were to put a value on it about eight
minutes from now. Another keyword to grab a grand from
the buzzard bookie.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
So be listening for those.
Speaker 9 (53:16):
Your Cleveland Cavaliers will play tomorrow night, your season opener.
Speaker 4 (53:21):
They're on the road.
Speaker 9 (53:22):
They're in Toronto to play the Raptors. That's a seven
thirty tip off tomorrow night here on WMMS, and the
home opener two nights later this Friday night, seven thirty tip.
They'll be hosting the Detroit Pistons Calves home opener Friday night.
All of it here on MMS. I was reading watching
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a little bit of the media day with the Celtics coach.
Do you watch the thing with the Celtics coach? This
guy named Joe Mizoola is the coach of the Celtics.
I think they are the reigning champs. Do they win
the championship last season and they you know it down
with the guy and they're like, hey, how do you
feel about things? That they're kind of the rare championship
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team where they've changed almost none of the roster. They
have just about every single one of the the guy's back,
and they were asking Joe Mozoila, do you feel pressure?
He's the guy that replaced Doc Rivers. Yeah, no, who's
the guy that got knocked out with all of the Uh,
he was having sexy time with us Doc Rivers? Who
(54:27):
was mel He's dating an actress and then she found
out I was.
Speaker 4 (54:31):
Dating Neil Long. Yeah, who was that guy?
Speaker 7 (54:39):
It was?
Speaker 4 (54:42):
Yeah, so he had been with Long thirteen I know.
Speaker 9 (54:47):
So anyway, anyway, long story, they get this Joe Mozilla
guy to replace. Did he have the whole season with
them or did he replace a mid season the championship season?
Speaker 4 (54:57):
He had the whole seas he did? Okay, because that
happened to like a year and a half or tay.
Speaker 9 (55:03):
Anyway, they asked him, hey, do you feel pressured? And
he goes nope, because we're all gonna be dead soon
and none of it will matter. I wonder if any
of the player's ears perked out there, like is he
trying to tell us something or does he just mean
it in like a larger existential sense, try to put
our minds at ease, This too shall pass, or we
will all be dead soon. So now the question is
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what does the coach the Boston Celtics know that we don't.
We all know that we will eventually die. But he said,
we're gonna be dead soon, So keep your eyes the
relative term anyway, So keep your eyes on Boston. What
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is the latest something could be soon? I was having
a conversation with my daughter and we were making the
delineations between kind of some when you refer to things
in a numerical value. She's like, could several be too?
And I said, no, several. I think in people's brains
they associate several with seven. Maybe, I said, you know,
if you have two, you've got a couple. I'm just
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you know, just general terminology. A few, three, three, four, Yeah,
you got a few. Several would be What is the
farthest away that soon could be?
Speaker 4 (56:19):
I think it depends on what you're talking to.
Speaker 9 (56:21):
Well, Bill said, it's relative, So I'm kind of trying
to zero.
Speaker 4 (56:24):
In on if it's you're gonna die soon? Is six? Months.
But if it's when's your pizza coming, six months is
not soon? You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (56:33):
Well, because the timeline is longer. Okay, So it does
depend on what you're.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
Talking about completely relative.
Speaker 9 (56:42):
Well, and it's funny you mentioned that because you know
you might remember probably twenty years ago, it was kind
of the gold standard Domino's Pizza used to do. We
will have your pizza there in six months or it's free.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
Kay, familiar.
Speaker 9 (56:57):
I'm pretty sure that's what it was. They had a
whole ad campaign behind it.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
Revolutionary in dirty work. Mm hmm, that's the nooid. Stay
away from him. Yeah, Marge News, she's all over it.
Speaker 9 (57:11):
And my Chicago Bears, they have determined have the hardest
remaining schedule for this season.
Speaker 4 (57:18):
I think it's still gonna be harder for the Browns
considering they're so bad.
Speaker 9 (57:21):
The brown stink. You want to talk about relatives. I mean,
the Bears have the rare winning season right now. They're
four and two. Browns really stink. So see, you know,
every team that they play are going to roll over them.
But of the bears eleven remaining games, nine of them
are against teams that are currently in playoff spots. So
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when they've crunched all the data. My bears, they had
their bye week, They've got a tough schedule. See what
I think will be interesting about the Browns is what
from here on out? What team will they happen to beat?
Because that will happen. You know, they probably won't go
winless the remainder of the season. What team will they
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happen to beat? Beat the odds? You know, it's one
thing to beat a team like the Jaguars when they're
in the basement just like you. But even they could
beat you. What do they say any given Sunday, Monday
or Thursday in the game of football?
Speaker 4 (58:23):
So you know we'll have.
Speaker 9 (58:27):
Are we gonna have Whoopsei's picks tomorrow? Oh? Yeah, I
do it because we're out Thursday and Friday.
Speaker 4 (58:32):
Yeah, we'll have them tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (58:34):
Is there a science fair tomorrow? Orre you not feeling it?
Given your befuddlement. I don't want that to get in
the way.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
That's right. Well, listen on the on.
Speaker 9 (58:45):
The occasion of Mary leaving the show, I've had I'm
sure we've all gotten them, but I've gotten a lot
of messages from people saying, why don't you just have
Cody Bunch of pound Cake back on the show, and
my answer is, I'm always moving forward. I'm not looking backward.
I'm looking forward.
Speaker 4 (58:59):
And also, Mary's what Mary makes isn't going to move
the needle much on that.
Speaker 9 (59:04):
No left for the benefits, all right, and that wouldn't
That ain't gonna change, of.
Speaker 4 (59:09):
Which I have zero right they'm going to change.
Speaker 9 (59:13):
But but more than that, I'm he's I assume I
don't hear him, but he's I'm sure he's doing fine.
I'm not looking backwards. I'm looking forwards.
Speaker 6 (59:24):
Just tell everyone who's replacing me, just come out and say,
Plank Jackson.
Speaker 4 (59:33):
Plank Jackson. Yep.
Speaker 9 (59:36):
Yeah, so it's I've got a couple of candidates in
the pipeline. I don't want to pull the curtain back
too far, but it will probably be drunk soup. But listen,
I wanted somebody who kind of represented Mary in the
before times, yes, and I thought, who better? But it'll
be fine, and everything was you know who I think
(59:57):
of That dude who leaves NonStop hateful messages for you?
Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Is he?
Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Well, I'm sorry, I say it was yesterday the best
day of his life. He was on fire.
Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
I was like, Yeah, but what is he gonna do?
But careful what you wish for? Yeah, because now what's
he gonna hate? He'll move his hate to something.
Speaker 9 (01:00:15):
Well, he'll pivot because it's not going to turn into
glowing reviews every single day. Right, people who are angry
about one thing, they're usually angry about more than one thing.
Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
That might be his default position for all I know.
Speaker 9 (01:00:28):
I can't imagine one person that he doesn't know and
can actively avoid engendering that much.
Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Right, you're not obligated to listen to this no matter
who's on it.
Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
Yeah, to throw yourself into that voluntarily and get upset,
it's bad for your mental health. Well, that's bad for
your brain, bad for your body, to put yourself in
a position that makes you angry all the time.
Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
That's when it comes back to me being the problem
because I ruined they are favorite show.
Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Usually I was a downfall of this program. I see not.
Speaker 9 (01:01:08):
According to those dudes that called yesterday, left messages yesterday. Yeah,
they were all about it, and one guy said, you
were the only thing that makes this show bearable.
Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
He can't bear it. I get to be that, I
get to be Uh, scrutinized, and people are like, oh,
Bill's not even trying to further his career because he's
not even doing what Mary's doing. So that's nice, Meaning
why you didn't move to New York. I don't want
to move to New York. I don't you know. I
just do vocal shows. I didn't. I did New York
(01:01:42):
a long time ago. But nothing that happens before the
show is of any importance to anybody.
Speaker 10 (01:01:49):
On the road.
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
For ten years, no one ever cares about that. No
one ever was like, oh that, like like that the
life before this, even though the things that I do
and I got the new special coming out there, you know,
they don't care. That's what I'm saying. I just want
to go on.
Speaker 9 (01:02:04):
I can't word only forward, you can't look backwards. So
what did jelly Roll say, Mary?
Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
The windshields bigger than the rear view windshields bigger than this.
Speaker 9 (01:02:15):
Now I'm inspired.
Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
He finally did it.
Speaker 9 (01:02:19):
It took a while for Jelly Roll to pierce my
foot thick skin, but he did it. So why the
windshield is bigger than the rear view mirror, and because
it would also be ridiculous for the rear view mirror
to be as large as the windshield. It would be dangerous,
it would be an egregious design flaw, and it would
(01:02:43):
be fundamentally a bad engineering.
Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
But Jelly Roll's not an engineer, so not his fault.
Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
I've ruined it for everybody. I ruined the show for
the listeners. I've ruined the well. It's comparisons.
Speaker 9 (01:02:59):
For Bill, You've ruined drinking.
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
I've ruined drinking. Yep, you and that goddamn sobriety you
gave Brian and eating disorder. Yeah, I gave Brian. This
is just everybody's so happy to see me go.
Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
Although some of our listeners in recovery, you have been
their Jelly role.
Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
I've I've gotten some very I got some very very
kind messages yesterday ten degree where people were like, hey,
I just want to thank you for being open. The
two things people reach out to me the most about
our sobriety and grief, where they're like, you know, I
lost my loved one and I felt like I was
just alone in this horrible place in my life. And
to hear you also be sad help. So I do
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appreciate being able to share that kind of stuff with people.
That was very, very nice.
Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
It's funny.
Speaker 9 (01:03:45):
A lot of people got mad because there was a
Chrisier clip going around where he said stopping drinking doesn't
improve anyone's life.
Speaker 12 (01:03:53):
Did you see that?
Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
It was him and Sagara talking and tons like, there's
a lot of people whose lives are better because they're
not drinking, and he goes, Nope, it's just them.
Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
It's not the drinking. It's them that sounds like an alcoholic.
If you asked me, well, a.
Speaker 9 (01:04:09):
Lot of people had they had a heyday with that.
I got money here for you. He's sitting there with
some beers. I mean, you know, but he didn't. He
certainly didn't seem drunk.
Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:04:20):
Caitlin left me another message. Remember Caitlyn left a message
on the app yesterday, all the bit she didn't like,
rattled off all these things about me that she doesn't like,
but that she's a fan of the show. And I'm like,
I really am going to need some follow up. Just
a message yesterday, Hey, Alan, this is Caitlin.
Speaker 13 (01:04:37):
Just wanted to call in and provide you with some
hopefully constructive feedback in no particular order, all of what
I'm about to mention are all horrible segments. Any episode
that doesn't have Mary on it or female presence, I
would immediately delete and will not listen to any segment
with Brian or Wilhelmina or Mozgov or Satan Dick from Dayton's.
(01:05:00):
And when you list off your bureau chiefs. I'm sure
there's many more, but just those are the ones that
come up off the top of my head at the moment.
Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Other than that, you know, genuinely love the show genuinely,
which is nice, so like people are genuine Now, this
is also a thing where people that's really sexist of
her though, to say that she just deletes the episode
if Mary's not on it or there's not a female
presence on it because she doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
If there, it could be the best show she's ever heard.
But you're just saying, oh, no, woman, not for me. Sexist. Yep,
you're right.
Speaker 14 (01:05:34):
It is.
Speaker 9 (01:05:35):
Also this is what people get wrong about constructive criticism.
It's only constructive if you're a man giving it. It's
only constructive if you are trying to construct something else
to go, Hey, let me give you some constructive criticism.
Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
You suck.
Speaker 9 (01:05:53):
That's not constructive. Criticism. I can handle any kind of criticism,
but when you call it constructive. So anyway, I don't
know what she left. She I saw she left another message.
Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
They're trying to construct you to They're trying to what
I said, They're trying to construct you to stop sucking.
Speaker 9 (01:06:09):
Oh that's what it is. Yes, well that is helpful.
But there's also so many people who love those segments.
I would like to stop sucking.
Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
Some people love the suck.
Speaker 9 (01:06:18):
Every day you're pushing that rock up hill.
Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
Mary, you know this. Hey, Allen, this is Caitlin, as requested.
Speaker 13 (01:06:26):
I am calling back in to let you know what
aspects of the show I do like, and to be honest,
it had me thinking for a little bit what I
do like of your show.
Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
What comes to mind is I do like Mary very
sad to hear that she's leaving.
Speaker 13 (01:06:43):
Other than that, I like when you're not being pretentious.
Speaker 12 (01:06:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
Well, she's really got to go noodle on this, doesn't
she's like because she told me that she genuinely likes
the show, but now she's having a hard time generating
things that she likes. And I know she's like under
the gun, but she could have called me any time
she could have a list ready. First of all, you know,
I do get the pretentious things sometimes, but I'm never pretentious.
(01:07:10):
It's just that I'm a pretty sharp guy and a
lot of you listening are stupid. That's not pretension, that's
just I don't have a pretentious bone in my body.
I'm not any better than anybody else. But again, that's
not constructive. I do like Mary. Well, Mary's leaving now. Again,
Caitlyn's one person and nothing's.
Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Gonna change it.
Speaker 9 (01:07:35):
Main character syndrome she listen. She's a listener like any other.
So I always like to hear where people are coming from.
But when you leave me a message and go um um,
take some time, take some time, make a list, organize
your thoughts. Anyway, Thank you, Caitlin. I do appreciate it.
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Not quite the detailed follow up I was hoping for,
but the man said it. You can't always get what
you want.
Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
You know.
Speaker 9 (01:08:05):
There's going to be no shortage Mary of people wishing
you a fund farewell. There's going to be some celebrities.
Oh oh, you want to talk to Diamond, David Lee, Rothes, Hello, Mary.
Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Maybe it's not I want it.
Speaker 12 (01:08:24):
I wanted to confirm that you're right about Sliman's. The
one on Saint Clair is the best I've gone all of.
Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Them, and that is the one where it just melts
in their mouth.
Speaker 12 (01:08:37):
Late eighty nine. And I'm sorry to hear you go,
but I have a request that is for a Halloween show.
Could you please do your squeaky voice the entire show?
Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
I love that voice a voice.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
That one.
Speaker 9 (01:08:54):
That's the I thought it was going to be Diamond David.
I didn't know it was Diamond Dave.
Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
That's on me.
Speaker 9 (01:08:59):
I thought it was going to be Diamond David Lee Raw.
Then we're gonna okay, thank you Diamond Dave. He likes
your Is that really a squeaky voice? That's that's when
you mock me and Bill.
Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
Oh but you guys could stand that for four straight hours.
That's a lot just having a regular conversation like that. Well,
all I'm saying is when I watched the debate, a
sald that common law was making more pulses don.
Speaker 9 (01:09:21):
Trumples, and he said common law? Were they talking about
common law marriages? Kamala Harris, as of.
Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Course, I see.
Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
I don't think that's not a voice that can be
used in serious right conversation. All right, so I guess
Leah Pages did a butch cocaine dead.
Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Yeah, well I will miss that.
Speaker 9 (01:09:41):
I will miss that being mocked you.
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
I like the voice, okay, yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.
I'll call it and leave you a voicemail every now
and then.
Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
All right, Alan, Halloween in Brooklyn was the less successful
follow up to Christmas in Hollis. Remember that for run
dmc right, it's Christmas time. He is Christmas Music in Hollis, Queens. Yeah,
all right, Well, everybody is going to find a little
something that they like, something they don't like, and that's
(01:10:11):
the beauty of it. That is the nature of discourse. Now,
of course, I don't know. I'm going to have to
forward people to you when they invariably inquire about the
status of your foot picks.
Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
Oh please, I'm not going to have a jobs at
gmail dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
You've got a pedicure.
Speaker 9 (01:10:32):
He is going to have to up her foot game exponentially.
Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
I'd love it if you bought pictures.
Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
Of you got a pedicure today? I did?
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All right, a me any petty scheduled at eleven am?
Speaker 9 (01:10:42):
Do you on days that you get pedicures. Do you post, hey,
interested parties. I got fresh pigs right here, you say,
suee piggy, piggy piggy.
Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
No, but I should, Yeah, you should. I'm doing it
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Santorto's Gmail DOCA. If I had a baby, I'd name
it Alan Cox, wrapping in a blanket and give it
up for adoption in one of those countries where you
can't drink the water. That's what I think of you,
Alan COXMS.
Speaker 9 (01:11:27):
We got hot celebrity goss not far off, courtesy of
our own Perez Builton.
Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
It'll be close to the four thirty.
Speaker 9 (01:11:37):
There will be another one thousand dollars right around that
time as well. Your Cleveland Cavaliers will kick off the
regular season tomorrow night. It's an away game. They're on
the road in Toronto, play the Raptors. That's Chris Bosh
Toronto Raptors. That's Fred Workleman, Fred van Horneman, he could
(01:11:57):
be on their team.
Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
I don't know that. Fred van Vliet, he's on the Rockets,
I believe that, but he was on the Raptors.
Speaker 9 (01:12:03):
Yes, I want now anyway, Calves Raptors in Toronto Tomorrow night,
seven thirty is your tip off and then the home
opener at the Romo Fijo Friday night, seven thirty against
the Detroit Pistons. An exciting season with Donovan Mitchell and
Darius Garland and Evan Mobley and another Mobiley aren't there
(01:12:25):
two Mobley's?
Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:12:27):
Isaiah Isaiah Mobley, Max Strus, he's out. Who's the guy
with the fro? Jared Allen?
Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Jared Allen? Who else do they have? They still have
caroselovert yep? Ok. Yeah, they pretty much kept the whole
team together. Oh there you go, all right?
Speaker 9 (01:12:46):
And yes, ladies, they still have Dean Wade, so you're
Calves tomorrow night on MMS. Also used to have a
young man on this show who didn't want to poop
in public, wanted to be a home didn't want to
do it at work. Well, if you were at the
exact opposite end of the spectrum and you can't wait
to poop in public, your time has come right here
(01:13:10):
in Cleveland, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
This company in Portland that makes these public lose.
Speaker 9 (01:13:16):
And Cleveland Planning Commission has given the green light for
the city's first outdoor public bathrooms. There will be four
of them, and these are if you haven't seen a
photo of them.
Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
These are.
Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
You know, they.
Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
Kind of have a there's a great near the bottom,
is a great near the top. They're unisex. The first
of them will be installed this fall in Cleveland. If
you've ever been to a city that has outdoor public toilets,
they really run the gamut.
Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
You know, I was still woo and peace is going
to be there no matter what, so you might as
well get the toilets.
Speaker 9 (01:13:59):
I was still live in Pittsburgh some twenty years ago
when they started putting their first public toilets on the
south side. They're on Carson Street, and at that time
they would just look like giant eggs and you would
get in there. A problem that every city has, and
they have to kind of work this into the design,
is how do you keep homeless people from just living
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in them? In the early days of public toilets, that
was what they had to contend with, and I think
given the design that they're showing now, they might have
figured that out. But public turlets in and around Cleveland, Ohio,
they'll be installed. They'll be the first public turlets installed
(01:14:42):
outside of the metro parks. They'll put them in canal
basin Park.
Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Do you know where that is?
Speaker 9 (01:14:49):
Perk Plaza? What is Perk Plaza? And at the corner
of East seventeenth and Payne Avenue company called Portland Loo,
which is considered the national standard of public crappers. So listen,
is it a valuable public service? Yes, stainless steel, the
(01:15:15):
word stainless is really going to get put.
Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
To the test.
Speaker 9 (01:15:17):
There a graffiti proof, so you can't tag them with
whatever you want to put on there. I imagine that
excludes uh, smearing poop? Is that considered tagging something? When
you smear your poop, it's wash off? Oh okay, they'll
hose these off, I imagine. So these are oval kiosks
(01:15:40):
with two hand washing stations, a built in pressure washer.
Imagine doing so much damage that you need a pressure washer.
Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
End on the days?
Speaker 10 (01:15:53):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Hey, you think it's satisfying when they do a drive away? Yeah,
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 9 (01:16:02):
Just wait, I give it ten days before these things
are completely broken and need to be tended to.
Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
I'm sure there's gonna be constant maintenance on them, but
I still think they're worth it to keep people from
pooping on the streets and being less in public Because
I mean, you know, like using the ele or the
stairwells in our parking garage always smells like.
Speaker 9 (01:16:27):
Oh, it's terrible. I mean the men's room here smells
like a public park. I don't know what there. There's
no urinal cakes or anything. There's no there's no attempt
made whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
The smell.
Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
The closest thing to urinal cakes in those urinals is
just zen's something just spitting their zen into a.
Speaker 9 (01:16:46):
Little pinch between the cheek and gums, and then you're
paying on it.
Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
How's the peace situation there, Mary's It's not pretty bad. No,
New York City, No, doesn't smell like human urine at all.
Why has it got to human? That's what I'm saying. Yeah,
it could be anything.
Speaker 9 (01:17:04):
It's truly that olfactory milange there that you get that
makes New York City so exciting, such a fun place
to be. The summer summer suppressive. It's like punching you
in the face with poop and pea, very upsetting.
Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Julie's got there that now that they have garbage cans
instead of just putting the garbage on the street.
Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
Well I still put the garbage on the street. I
mean there are people with cans, but a lot of
places don't care, just put the trash on the street.
Speaker 14 (01:17:37):
So weird.
Speaker 9 (01:17:38):
So the design of these, if you've seen the photo,
it has open grates.
Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
They're kind of open top and bottom.
Speaker 9 (01:17:45):
They say to allow the sights and sounds to carry
outside the restrooms while maintaining privacy. You think that you
wouldn't want to broadcast the sounds of what's happening in there.
But eight cities over the past few years, I have
had hundreds of these things set up Fort Wayne, Indiana, Reno, Nevada, Asheville,
(01:18:10):
North Carolina. I wonder if they lost theirs in Helene.
Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
It's the only thing still standing.
Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
Yeah, right, the Portland Loo and Anchorage, Alaska, Boy Alaska
sounds like fun. Imagine spiriting yourself off to Anchorage, Alaska
with a loved one, just curling up stone's throw from
a Portland Loo. They have in Philly too, and I
(01:18:35):
guess their reviews have been pretty good. It's going to
cost the city of Cleveland six hundred thousand dollars, And
of course this is the culmination of anytime a city
wants to do this, they have to commission these years
long public restroom studies. I'd like to be the person
in charge of that too, Frank, we need you to commandeer,
We need you to spearhead the public restroom study as
(01:18:59):
to whether or not would be good and cost efficient
and how we can make sure that homeless.
Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
People don't sleep in them and turn them into little apartments.
Speaker 9 (01:19:11):
So they determined in this study that the worries that
people have homeless people in there, people doing drugs I
mean banging the right bang, yeah, whatever. A lot of
other cities say they don't even get out of there
when they're done. Well, just don't as long as they
don't live in them. But also why not make places
where they can live. I mean back in the day
(01:19:31):
the public toilets you used to have, they were coin operated.
You have to change in them like a parking meter
to get in. They weren't open this article they were
talking about. We don't even think they should make it
like a cloud game.
Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
What do you have to get? You have to you
take your dump and then you use the cloud to
try and point to get out to flush to flush it.
Speaker 9 (01:19:56):
I think, and obviously this wouldn't be a great if
you were under pressure, you really need to get in there.
But I think anybody doesn't.
Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
It makes diamonds. Alan, I know it does.
Speaker 9 (01:20:07):
Practice makes progress. Anybody who is in there to do
a number two. It should be like a pay it
forward thing. Incorporating Bill's claw machine. Idea is if you've
taken a number two, you don't flush, and the benefits
are twofold one, you don't waste that water. Two the
next person has to use the claw to remove your
(01:20:29):
adult to remove your poop.
Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
So that's how you get it.
Speaker 9 (01:20:32):
Merry were visionaries. You can call it all you want.
Public toilets are fundamentally gross.
Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
You don't have any ideas. You're not even contributing.
Speaker 9 (01:20:42):
Where's your constructive criticism.
Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
I think they're doing great. I don't think they need
a poop claw machine, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (01:20:49):
Nobody needs a poop claw machine. But why not make
the public restroom industry a bit more fun and.
Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
Innovative.
Speaker 6 (01:20:57):
Then you have to stand there and smell it while
you play the game, and then you're gonna end up
puking in the These are long oval structures.
Speaker 9 (01:21:06):
You are at the far end of where the toilet is,
you're at opposite end. There's a little screen.
Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
You are long and it makes all the sense of
the world to me. I don't know who's not getting this,
who's not getting this.
Speaker 9 (01:21:19):
I couldn't believe when I first saw they commission to
study that they didn't come directly to AC even though
the pool Claws bills idea. I would have consulted him
and then they would have come to us.
Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
Tandem.
Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
Since they'll be set up near pre existing water and
sewer lines, they won't cost extra to install.
Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (01:21:45):
They said the venting helps with smells and things of
that nature. Yeah, I think smells is all you need
to say. I don't know if things of that nature
is required. It's like when people say high rate of speed.
You don't need rate of high speed.
Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
We get it. Seven am in the morning.
Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
Yep, that's right, he called me in seven am in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
So what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (01:22:07):
So yeah, one in Canal Basin, one in the corner
of East seventeenth and pain fittingly in front of the
Virgil E. Brown Studio or sorry building studio, and then
one at Perk Plaza. I don't know what Perk Plaza is,
but that's where one is going to be. I thought
they were putting four of them out there, but Perk
(01:22:28):
Plaza East twelfth near Cathedral of Saint John the Evangelist.
So that's right down here so far. Nope, he said, yep,
right on the other side of a couple of blocks
south of us, back behind that building with the FedEx
and you know, so there you go, Hello, Susan.
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Hi guys, so are you hi?
Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (01:22:56):
So?
Speaker 20 (01:22:56):
I just have some disgusting restaurant knowledge. I used to
work for the Metro parks, and the reason why they
had to put the great down in the bathrooms that
you just you know, poop in and stuff were because
people were hiding down there that had fetishes to get
pooped ont.
Speaker 9 (01:23:20):
They're not harming anyone to say. We don't have to
say people.
Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
We can say men. This was this wasn't the people there,
weren't women there, Like ah, I really won't got pooped on.
This was a mad climb down there and look at
your hole.
Speaker 9 (01:23:34):
You know that's just I mean again, it's a victimless crime.
I don't get what the problem is.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Well, they got locked out.
Speaker 9 (01:23:44):
They got locked out of the poopers.
Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (01:23:46):
After like who determined that was happening with somebody and
looked down and saw a couple of eyes blinking at
them or what.
Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
I have no idea, but it was.
Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
I mean, my dad's like almost eighty now, but it
was long.
Speaker 20 (01:23:59):
Ago when I was younger, and he's like, yeah, we
have to do this thing where we got to put
these greats down the poopers down there because people are
crawling in them and watching people poop.
Speaker 9 (01:24:07):
I was like, oh my god, imagine having a conversation
with your dad.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
Was your day at work, dad, Just imagine how disappointed
you are in society at that moment. I feel like
I got a job at the parks department. It's beautiful,
I work with nature. I get to do it. And
then they go, well, today is poop great day, because.
Speaker 9 (01:24:30):
It's a great day to be alive if you're Susan's dad, right,
Because because.
Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
It didn't happen once, it happened enough times that they're like,
this is a problem.
Speaker 9 (01:24:41):
Yeah. I mean so one or two times we'll let
it go, but not a dozen. Yeah, you go, hey,
don't do this again.
Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
And then they keep getting in there and it's different people,
different guys each time.
Speaker 9 (01:24:54):
And I mean Susan's dad was dealing with this, I
assume pre internet. Yeah, you couldn't get the word out. Now,
you could get the word out immediately. Back then, it
had to be if you'll pardon, the word of mouth
that people got to know was on.
Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
The news too. There's probably news stories about it.
Speaker 10 (01:25:11):
Pay drinkers in your sitting the mouth, oh, diarrhea, out
of the mouth.
Speaker 17 (01:25:16):
That's how they spread the words.
Speaker 9 (01:25:17):
Terrible, terrible, terrible. Susan's having a great time with this
dad story of hers.
Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Gross.
Speaker 9 (01:25:25):
All right, thank you, Susan, take care of you too.
There's a little cautionary tale there for Susan.
Speaker 14 (01:25:31):
Pe poo, pee pee, poo, poo poo. I like to doo, poo, poo, poo, peep,
pe poo, poo, poo, pee pee poo, poo, pee pee
pee pee poo, poo, poo, oh pee pee. What I
like to do pee pee poo, peepee, poo, poo poo.
I like to doo too, poo, poo, peep.
Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Pe poo.
Speaker 9 (01:25:47):
And all these public restrooms, I hope they have poop knives. Yeah,
somebody else points out it's bold of you, guys to
assume that my stools are for enough to corrept with
the claw. Well, all right, maybe there'll be like a
(01:26:08):
makeshift scoop, Allen, screwed poop claw. How about poop bonus hole?
Oh no, no, that would work.
Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Pushing it.
Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Yeah, there's a bunch of poo on a ledge and
then yeah, adding into slot. This is terrible, Allen.
Speaker 9 (01:26:28):
My ex wife and I honeymooned in Limerick, Ireland twenty eighteen.
They had the pay to use public bathrooms in the park.
One in five were operational, the other four were broken
or had homeless people or people shooting up. And yeah,
again that's what there. That might be in the subsequent
six years they might have figured out those design flaws.
(01:26:49):
And I would also imagine Limerick, Ireland was not spending
six hundred thousand dollars on public lose but uh also
devotion accuracy. Isaiah Mobley not on the Cleveland Cavaliers. I'm
being told he's not anymore. I guess not send him
somewhere else if this person is correct.
Speaker 15 (01:27:12):
Hey, Peter Pittsburgh. Also, I want to say thank you
very much for the heads up of telling me and
the audience are franchil eggshelled minds that Mary's leaving because
it's a stupid thing, but it means something to me
in my day to day life. Not a big thing,
but you know, it's just interruptions, you know whatever. Thanks
(01:27:33):
hate the show.
Speaker 9 (01:27:35):
All right, whatever he's talking about, there's Pete and Pittsburgh.
He's he's happy to know that we're keeping him abreast.
Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Instead of just finishing out the year and then met
coming back.
Speaker 9 (01:27:44):
There's gone, Yeah, congratulations. Also, forget thee on a two
way contract with the G League with the charge, so
he's still technically on the the.
Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
Okay, I think twenty four maybe maybe he's not on
this season. I mean he's not twenty four to twenty five.
So that's my contract. That's what you found.
Speaker 9 (01:28:05):
You're on a two way with a G league.
Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
That's actually why I'm leaving no basketball. They call me
mayor two G League. You think people who think women
aren't funny cool, just wait until a five foot two,
overweight white woman joins the G League.
Speaker 9 (01:28:22):
It's like, a two way contract is not enough for me.
I'm gonna need more ways than that.
Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
Yeah, Cleveland, Ohio, four way, five ways. There's a ton
of different ways you can get in.
Speaker 9 (01:28:31):
Right, Cleveland just squeezes into easily one of the most
one of the most brag Worthy lists. You know, every
year they do the top ten rat infested cities in
the United States. Cleveland just squeezing in at number ten.
Congratulations Cleveland. The great city of Chicago, Illinois has claimed
(01:28:58):
the top spot for the tenth.
Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
Ear in a row.
Speaker 9 (01:29:01):
Well, this is a city of alleys, and that means
that you're going to have a lot of rats living
all over the place. La New York, San Francisco, Detroit, Baltimore.
Cleveland number ten rattiest city in the United States.
Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
So well done.
Speaker 9 (01:29:23):
We're getting public crappers and that's going to be a
boon to the city's rat population too. Do you see
the video of the guy and his wife that are
in the car that they were in a car park
and they pull out and there's a rat sitting on
their windshield wiper, and so they get out to I'll
show it to you. They kind of get out to
and it jumps up on the guy like this rat
(01:29:45):
just leaps on him. Why oh, guy gets out to
show it away, it sums up on his I'm just
trying to get it off my car.
Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Man a two situation. But this guy gave up.
Speaker 9 (01:30:11):
Yeah, he could have had a friend for life right there.
It's a big I love that they still have a
disc man affixed to their dash. There's still people rocking
it man, old school.
Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
I love it. Hey, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
Guy.
Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
So I have a poop story for you.
Speaker 14 (01:30:32):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
My buddy who lived down the street from me when
I was living in Cleveland, well, he used to have
a party every fourth of July. Well, one year we
decided to drop a deuce and it ended up in
a purse. So the thing ended up on an out
on the road, and well, before you know it, people
(01:30:54):
are driving by.
Speaker 12 (01:30:55):
And you'd hear the car go.
Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
And they would put it in reverse, then they would
pick it up, they would take off, and in about
five seconds later you heard Well, before you know it,
there's like twenty drunk people standing behind these houses trying
not to laugh, and everybody's going, oh, that's so disgusting.
But years after everybody was there, and now there's hundreds
(01:31:19):
of people at this party waiting for the poop purse.
Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
Great times. Let me tell you, what do you mean
it ended up in a purse?
Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Well, you know, somebody dooced in the person.
Speaker 9 (01:31:33):
Yeah, so this is a person that you knew was
this person you.
Speaker 12 (01:31:36):
Jeff, how do you How are you gonna put me
on the spot like that?
Speaker 9 (01:31:43):
You said it was a long time ago. I imagine
that there's probably nobody has any recourse for this now, right.
I bet that the statute of limitations at any kind
of litigation is long gone.
Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Jeff, You're probably right.
Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
But I'm still not going to answer that question.
Speaker 9 (01:31:58):
He's the I got you, Okay, thank you. I ate
too much, corn man. He's really playing it close to
the vest, isn't.
Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
It just ended up in there? Okay, just ended up
in a purse.
Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
It was a.
Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Knockoff, coach. I have hot snakes, you guys. That's when
the diary comes out like a hot snake, and you
had hot snakes and bubble gut.
Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
It seems a little unfair that you can watch our
live stream but we can't see you. But we'll fix
that tonight. Outside your window seven mms.
Speaker 9 (01:32:51):
Got some hot celebrity gossip straight ahead, Percy Peres Bilton
and then money for you too, another one thousand dollars
in about seven or eight minutes. That'll be your next
keyword to grab a grand from the buzzard. Bookie Calves
start the regular season Tomorrow night on the road, they'll
(01:33:13):
play the Raptors in Toronto. And then Friday night the
home opener Calves Pistons Detroit comes to Cleveland or a
seven thirty tip off at the Romo Fijo. I don't
know what the big whu ha is going to be
that night. They always do something for the home opener, uh.
Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
But I just want them to win. I want the
Calves to win. Yep, pardon me.
Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
And then.
Speaker 9 (01:33:41):
And then we're off with the season. There a lot
of messages coming in. People have a direct personal experience
with all kinds of perves. With respect to public toilets,
is this.
Speaker 14 (01:33:55):
Dog from Cleveland.
Speaker 21 (01:33:57):
I used to work for the metro parks cleaning those
out and they're a big guys. Can in waiters down
there with cameras and phones.
Speaker 9 (01:34:11):
Born hip waiters, Oh, with cameras and fun. Was it
just a big hole that goes into the.
Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
Sewer out there? It just goes into the ground.
Speaker 9 (01:34:18):
Hip waiters and will has to go into the sewers, right,
I mean if they're down there in the in the tunnel, well, I.
Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
Think that like the latrine ones that are just like
ou the I don't think they're there don't flush or anything. Oh,
I say, in the hole, giant hole. Hey, Hellen.
Speaker 15 (01:34:37):
Years ago, my mom's friend was one of those women
who saw the eyeballs down.
Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
On the toilet looking at their better holes. Uh, pretty disgusting.
Scared the hell out of her.
Speaker 15 (01:34:47):
Probably traumatized her a bit.
Speaker 9 (01:34:51):
All right, there you go. Probably traumatized her a bit.
Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
I don't know if I believe that that is actually happening.
Speaker 9 (01:34:57):
You don't think anything. People are lying to their children
in these about it. You've got to believe women, Mary.
Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
I'm not saying it's because of women. I just can't
imagine a person told the story. Why would this mom
lie to their son about this? I don't know, but
parents lie about stuff all the time. I've heard news
stories about this. I have a bit in my act
about a situation like this, because it.
Speaker 7 (01:35:25):
Is.
Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
But it's just it's that there are guys that do this. Okay,
how often though often enough that they have to Did
this happened a minimum? Okay? Can this happen twice in history? No,
this happens enough that they have to deal with it
(01:35:46):
and put gretes in. This guy that was just that
just called and left the message. Said that the guy
got in there and that he had a phone. So
it's happening. I think enough that it's a prop of them.
Speaker 9 (01:36:00):
And imagine before technology, when guys had to be down
there with cameras, Mary, and with the crank cameras and
the thing when you said yeah, and the light the
proof that goes off.
Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Old times down there.
Speaker 9 (01:36:15):
Yeah, I keep seeing flash bangs going off down there.
As a photographer, he's taking pictures.
Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
Of my holding.
Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
They got that polaroid era. Yeah, the guys down there
are just shaking it. The only one I can find
is the same story over and.
Speaker 6 (01:36:30):
Over and over again from twenty eleven of a guy.
Speaker 9 (01:36:33):
In Boulder, Colorado. What is the point that you're trying
to make, but that you that he is.
Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Like this happens all the time. We found guys down there.
Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
I don't know that I believe that I can find
one news story from twenty eleven.
Speaker 9 (01:36:46):
That's it. That's a guy who got caught. Here are
people telling us we saw it, my mom saw whatever.
Those people didn't all get caught, are they. The only
reason it's in the news is because they got They're
gonna explain to me into the night.
Speaker 6 (01:36:59):
Mary, where if I'm using a porta potty and I
see a phone might and eyeballs, and I call the police,
how is that man getting out of the porta potty
without getting caught? Because they explain to me how a
six foot tall human covered in feces is escaping into
(01:37:19):
the night.
Speaker 9 (01:37:20):
I think we're I think we're talking about two different things.
I'm thinking that these people are talking about when somebody
is like down in the sewer where they can get
out in any direction. It's like a labyrinth.
Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
What I'm thinking of like kids looking at eyeballs.
Speaker 6 (01:37:35):
Down in the toys under the grate. I don't know
about that great I don't know where that is.
Speaker 9 (01:37:41):
Let's all consider the porta potties that we're talking about,
giant tank blue water. Yeah, the person can A person
cannot stand down there. They'd be overcome by fumes.
Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
They would die.
Speaker 9 (01:37:52):
That's happened all this what I'm saying, I think these
people are talking about. There are some state parks that
it's not just a hole in the ground into the
sewer system. There's great outhouses. That's what they're I assume
they're talking about people who are down in the sewers
and positioning themselves to receive underneath whatever's happening.
Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
Why did you search? Because I'm finding all sorts of articles.
I found one so far. What did you search?
Speaker 6 (01:38:21):
I searched man hiding out inside port a potty toilet.
Speaker 9 (01:38:25):
No, I think I don't think that's what they're talking about.
I I searched men call it filming women and toilets,
and I've found.
Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
At least a dozen filming women in toilets, could be
inside of a restaurant or hiding a hidden camera.
Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
That's not even close to the same thing we're talking about.
These are still no, they're not Send them to me.
Speaker 6 (01:38:43):
Send me all the articles that you're saying are proving
people hiding out on me.
Speaker 9 (01:38:47):
Are you planting your flag in this? You're really going
to the mat?
Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
I get so annoyed with you too. Why sometimes you
just you only have to put up with it for
eleven more weeks? You just accept old things that people
say at face value?
Speaker 9 (01:39:02):
Were you just because I'm gonna tell a guy who's
calling that he's a liar, I don't know he's telling
me a story.
Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
Listen to me.
Speaker 9 (01:39:10):
I can't tell him he's not telling me the truth.
I don't know anything. I nevern't heard about this until
that person hit me up. I'm gonna tell him he's
a liar.
Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
There are so many times where people have called in
and you don't. Oh, that's just circumstantial, evid that's not real.
That's one account. But now you guys are like, yeah, no,
guys do this. They hide and crapper.
Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
It's funny. Guys are crazy. You to make me insane.
Speaker 6 (01:39:33):
Wow, you make me crazy with the things that you're
willing to just accept with.
Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
No follow up.
Speaker 9 (01:39:38):
It's a case by how would you like me to
follow up? You'll want to argue with.
Speaker 4 (01:39:42):
The guy is real? Okay? So what if it isn't?
Ask more questions we have like what give me a
follow up question? Send me up, send me send me
you're not talking.
Speaker 9 (01:40:01):
We're not talking about UFOs. We're talking about guys hiding
and porta John's.
Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
But you guys are always.
Speaker 6 (01:40:05):
Talking about how things can't be proven, so you can't
be taken seriously.
Speaker 9 (01:40:08):
You know how sick people are?
Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
All right?
Speaker 9 (01:40:11):
I sent you no free whatever a possible, a disgusting
fetish you can consider there are people.
Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Who enjoy that stuff.
Speaker 9 (01:40:22):
That one's got a headshot and can easily find other
people who enjoy it.
Speaker 6 (01:40:29):
Okay, so the three that you've so we so far
have want one story from two thousand and five, one
story from two thousand and nine, and one story from
twenty eleven. And you I just you guys met eleven
years ago twenty thirteen. He goes, oh, hav an old time.
People are in their old time.
Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
By the way that counts.
Speaker 9 (01:40:46):
They and I don't know specifically what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:40:49):
Prove.
Speaker 6 (01:40:50):
I've just prove that you two pick and choose when
you want to just blindly follow things.
Speaker 9 (01:40:55):
Is because the distinction you're making is with some dummy
calls me and goes I've died and so oh Jesus like,
oh no, you didn't, you moron, This is different than
that of men.
Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
Yes, out in toilet.
Speaker 9 (01:41:08):
There are three hundred and thirty plus million people in
the United States. You're not telling me that hundreds of
guys are getting off.
Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Side of a chemical toilet. No, just in we're the
chemical toilets, the outhouses that you have to find it.
So here's another one. There's four, and that's just me.
That's four that I was able to find. While we're
still having the conversation. I'm sure there's a lot. If
you really wanted to dig, you can find more.
Speaker 21 (01:41:38):
But the ones I'm talking about are the outhouses for
men and women in the metro parks. The back home
would lift them up and then our vector truck would
clean them out.
Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
So they're about sixty deep and about.
Speaker 9 (01:41:58):
Eight feet wide six by eight.
Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
You can goes into the you can hide in.
Speaker 9 (01:42:05):
There and get a full face of poop.
Speaker 15 (01:42:07):
I guess whatever, Hey, Allen, I left the message earlier
about my mom's friend seeing the eyeballs.
Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
It was a metro park.
Speaker 15 (01:42:16):
It was one of the fancier porta potties that looks
like a building, but it's still just a hole in
the ground. And the guy was down there, and a
few women that day saw the woman down there. And
I've heard other stories of it happening too.
Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
It was in the news.
Speaker 15 (01:42:32):
It was probably fifteen twenty years ago, something like that.
This is why glad Mary's gone, she argues over nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
That's the Mary hater.
Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
I think it's a really funny thing to plant your flag.
Speaker 9 (01:42:48):
In thought for us to drive you crazy over other
people's stories. This is not me coming in going This
is not me coming and going. This happened to me
personally dozens of times over the course of I.
Speaker 6 (01:43:00):
Get annoyed when you're willing to accept something so stupid
where you're just.
Speaker 9 (01:43:04):
Like, why is that stupid? Why is it stupid?
Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
You're right, it's not.
Speaker 9 (01:43:08):
I'm overreacting, and I'm not saying it's not. I'm saying,
why do you think it's stupid? And yes, you are
overreacting clearly, but.
Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
Well, why is it down? You should smile more? Mary?
Come on, what do you look like right now? Is
she smiling? Look at her. She's not smiling at all.
You should smile more. Puss. Yeah, Howard Puss, I got
hot celebrity guys, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
No you don't.
Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
You're stuck with us. Eleven weeks, baby, start a counting.
Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
We should make one of those like rings that I'm
gonna put that is behind me, those little rings.
Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
That you take.
Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 9 (01:43:47):
One of those counters for when pervs are waiting for
the Olsen twins to turn eighteen?
Speaker 6 (01:43:50):
One of those you mean I thought about for like
when kids have like twenty nine days of school left
and you make the little construction paper rings and they
can pull one off every day.
Speaker 9 (01:43:59):
Ah an advent calendar for when summer vacation starts.
Speaker 11 (01:44:02):
Kind of yeah, this is a celebrity gossip win morass
built in.
Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
Hey, gost guzzlers climb into that toilet, are ready for
a big old load of gas coming right down on you.
Turn things off. Aaron Rodgers is having a tough time
this season. He's back from injury. The Jets are two
and five I think two and four or something like that,
not killing it. And other than that, he's also been
(01:44:41):
caught being a little bit of a stinker on the
sideline doing something gross. Here's the video.
Speaker 12 (01:44:46):
Second time that you're play a Thursday night game against
Houston on Halloween at MetLife, they will be two.
Speaker 4 (01:44:54):
And five if you didn't if you're not watching Aaron
Rodgers digson is no little bit and then moves his
fingers from his nose to his mouth, eating a booger,
and according to inside sources, Inside sources, Aaron Rodgers now
leads the league and picks Oh yeah, all right, h
(01:45:19):
what was next?
Speaker 9 (01:45:20):
We got?
Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
Lamar Odom was asked about pink cocaine. We were talking
yesterday about Liam Payne, who overdosed and or not overdose,
but was full of drugs and one of them was
pink cocaine. And lamar Odoms said that he has done
pretty much every drug there is and pink cocaine made
him hear voices and according to inside sources, inside sources,
(01:45:46):
the voices that you get from pink cocaine way better
than any of the Kardashians. Oh yeah, and finally, Ariana
Grande's in a little bit of hot water because Elvira
what's her real name is? Peter So Sondra Peterson was
telling a story about how Ariana Grande asked for all
these tickets for her live show and then made her
(01:46:07):
take pictures.
Speaker 7 (01:46:08):
Here.
Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
Let her tell the story. Okay, she came and she
brought twenty guests. She wanted twenty twenty one tickets.
Speaker 22 (01:46:16):
We're like, okay, and we give the tickets and she
comes backstage and she asked if I could take pictures.
Speaker 9 (01:46:23):
With all of her friends and relative.
Speaker 22 (01:46:25):
She rot, I take a picture with every single one
of them. I sign autographs for every single one of them.
Then I say to her, can we take a photo together?
She goes, nah, really say that? I mean, come on, okay,
and then she left before where shows started.
Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
All her relative saying.
Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
For her and she took off.
Speaker 9 (01:46:53):
Oh my goodness, I know she's spilling tea.
Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
She is spilling, according to inside sources. Inside sources are
Grande commented on the video on Instagram and apologized and said, sorry,
I didn't know who you are, you old bitch. This
(01:47:21):
is a celebrity gossip with the rest built.
Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
In the clue.
Speaker 9 (01:47:27):
What a twist. She didn't know who she was.
Speaker 4 (01:47:30):
Yeah, she was there. All the family knew who she
I was just like, I don't know who I don't
know who Elvira is. I'm thirty years old at that time.
She's like twenty three years old Cassandra Peterson. But no,
she actually did leave a barry, heartfelt apology talking about
how she was. It was like during her ascension to
fame and she was really overwhelmed by a lot of
(01:47:50):
things and that like that.
Speaker 9 (01:47:52):
Yeah, I was like seven years ago. So she apologized
actually and did not call her a bitch. That was
for comedic effect, huh. I always think it's weird when
they'll ask a celebrity or somebody like Elvira, you know
able to do a Q and A and Invariably, somebody
will go, who's the rudest celebrity you've ever met? And
a lot of people will be diplomatic about it, and
(01:48:12):
they'll go, well, I met a lot of people. It's
hard to pin people down. Then you'll have a situation
like that, She's like, let me tell you about it.
Arian Ariana Grande said that she had didn't even remember
meeting Elvira because she was having an anxiety attack. Listen,
I am, I gotta tell you. I'm team Ariana Grande.
(01:48:33):
I don't know that I could tell you one of
her songs, but anytime I see her on something like
Saturday Night Live or on another you know, that goes
a long way with me. I know she's primarily a singer,
but I think she's got chops.
Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
She was on those Nickelodeon shows and she was funny
on them, and she played a very different character than
her actual personality.
Speaker 9 (01:48:57):
Her character was a cat and she the dummy. Yes,
yeap victorious, I'm victorious. And then they spun off her
and Jeanett McCurdy. They had a show called Kat and Sam.
You know, but anyway, Yeah, she she posted, Hey, I'm
really sorry if I offended you and I apologize and
then if you're Cassandra Pierson, you kind of look like
a dick after that. So it's yeah, a little bit
(01:49:20):
back and forth. No, it's fine, Yes, it's all good fun.
I mean, this is the with due respect to Cassandra Peterson,
this is the only time of year that they kind
of pay attention to her because of the Elvira thing.
But I mean for gen xers, Elvira was a big,
big deal, big deal. She had two big deals up front,
and boy, for a young man in the eighties who
(01:49:43):
was just coming into his own.
Speaker 4 (01:49:45):
Frequently spooky boobs, that's our first golf girl. That's like
a like for a lot of us were like, oh, big,
big tibby golf girl.
Speaker 9 (01:49:54):
I like it. Yeah, she's cute, still looks good. I
think she's like seventy five years old.
Speaker 4 (01:50:00):
But I mean, you know, she's called the.
Speaker 2 (01:50:02):
Alan Cox Show. I believe we have another winner on
the phone. What do you think about that?
Speaker 3 (01:50:07):
This guy's a weirdo?
Speaker 9 (01:50:09):
Two one six, five seven eight one double oh seven
or one and three four eight one.
Speaker 3 (01:50:13):
Double oh seven.
Speaker 9 (01:50:22):
You have a little Saint Vincent up in this bitch.
Saint Vincent gonna be on the Alter Ego Festival. Love
Her Big Fan, Our Big Alternative festival is going to
happen back in la and January back at the Key
of Forum that Offspring and Incubus and Cage the Elephant
and Glass Animals and many more. So January the eleventh.
(01:50:45):
Rather it goes down and I will have another trip
to get out there. You and a pal fly out,
put you up, get some money, the whole bit. I
think they are on sale the tickets as of this
past Friday, but we have a few more trips to
give away. So next one here in about ten minutes
if you keep your ears peeled for that. Now. I
know Caitlin will hate it, but I do want to
mention where some of our bureau chiefs are listening. If
(01:51:08):
you listen to us on the iHeartRadio app, there are
people who have kept me abreast low these many years
as to where they are and where they listen. Adam
is in Atlanta, Jordan listens in Saint Louis, Rick is
a bureau chief in Albuquerque. Brandon's in Paducah, Kentucky. Cassie's
(01:51:34):
in Spokane, Washington. You can also leave messages there on
the app as well, a lot of people with some
thoughts on our most recent conversation. Are there people peeping
at the bottom of porta potties? Can you conceivably be
sitting there taking care of business and look down between
(01:51:57):
your feet and see two eyes looking up at you
like a cartoon Blincoln?
Speaker 6 (01:52:08):
There are men that pay Mary for pictures of her
feet to do wild things with those pictures. Why is
it so hard to believe that the frequency with which
dudes are doing weird stuff creeping in bathroom toilets is
so hard to believe?
Speaker 4 (01:52:27):
Believe? You know, be more serious, marry when they go.
Speaker 6 (01:52:29):
Believe because you can get You have access to anything
in the world for free, as long as you find
the internet right so to go and be waiting in
human feces.
Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
Not the same. Urine is absolutely It's.
Speaker 9 (01:52:50):
Like the people who say, why would I travel to
Italy when I can google a picture of Naples right here?
Speaker 4 (01:52:56):
That's completely different.
Speaker 9 (01:52:57):
No, it's being there versus getting online.
Speaker 4 (01:53:00):
And doing it. The fumes, the smell. I feel like
you'd be in there, you'd be puke and all over.
Speaker 9 (01:53:04):
Oh listen, there's there's no small there's no small amount
of danger. But that's gross to me, it's gross to you.
It's I assume gross to Bill. That's all gross to us.
There are people who eat poop. There are people who
they don't vomit because that's their thing that gets them off.
(01:53:29):
They'd be happy if you cut out the middleman. Just
crouch over that.
Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Great.
Speaker 9 (01:53:34):
No, No, I'm not suggesting that you do that. I'm
just saying that those people would be much happier if
you would.
Speaker 4 (01:53:45):
It depends on I'm telling you. Yeah, what's the other
half of that. I might do some great crouching crouching.
Speaker 9 (01:53:58):
What's that email address? It's gonna be marypoop Crouch at
gmail dot com. Yeah, Crouch, Santora Crouch at gmail dot com.
There you go, Crouch and Crouch. All right, you ready
for a taste your own medicine.
Speaker 4 (01:54:13):
Oh, my name is married.
Speaker 9 (01:54:14):
I believe in Jesus and God, but thefit don't go
take a picture but poop and parties.
Speaker 4 (01:54:19):
It doesn't happen. Nailed it? Spot Take that, Mary? They
got you. He showed me they got you good. Uh huh, Alan.
Speaker 9 (01:54:37):
Check out outhouse butt cams dot com. I'm afraid to
check and see if that's.
Speaker 4 (01:54:42):
A real sight. Do it from your work computer.
Speaker 9 (01:54:45):
Well, we do a lot of weird things here for research.
Can't be reached h out house. Buttcams dot com. Maybe
they're making that up, but I had to check. I
had to confirm Mary dot gov dot biz.
Speaker 4 (01:55:03):
TV. That's right.
Speaker 9 (01:55:07):
Didn't Chuck Berry used to do that? Nope, sure did.
But he set up cameras to watch girls do it
in the bathroom. I don't think kee his These were
like bathroom toilets. Yeah, and he had little cameras in
the toilet bowl and fixed to the wall.
Speaker 4 (01:55:23):
That I fully believe. Yeah, a lot of that. No,
I don't question that at all. I think that's way
more common.
Speaker 6 (01:55:31):
Than the guys willing to go stand in the mess
for a full day or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:55:38):
It's not the most common, but it's it's happened. It's
happened enough that they go everything. We got to put
greats in here to keep this from happening. Yes, think
of the world in which we live. We as a
society have to guard against house.
Speaker 9 (01:56:01):
Yes, outhouse peepers, people who really enjoy this.
Speaker 4 (01:56:06):
Beef peepers. Beef peepers are completely different thing.
Speaker 9 (01:56:11):
Mary's email can be Grouchcrouch at gmail dot com not
a grouch?
Speaker 4 (01:56:16):
Why wearing green?
Speaker 3 (01:56:25):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (01:56:26):
No answer for that, No answer to that. Hey, Neil, Yeah,
what's up?
Speaker 4 (01:56:33):
Neil?
Speaker 2 (01:56:34):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (01:56:34):
Yes, sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
I had a buddy.
Speaker 12 (01:56:37):
I had a friend that worked at a local disposal
waste treatment plan.
Speaker 14 (01:56:42):
He used to say, it might be yet to you
and everybody else, but it's my.
Speaker 12 (01:56:46):
Bread and butter.
Speaker 9 (01:56:47):
Yeah, it's like it's liquid gold in this' brown gold
baby baby.
Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
And and as far as Mary wearing green, it's.
Speaker 4 (01:56:57):
Not easy being green, thank you, sir.
Speaker 9 (01:57:00):
Mm hmm, nailed it, thank you. It's probably easy for
Mary though it's easy. It's not hard to wear green. Right,
it's easy for you to wear green?
Speaker 4 (01:57:08):
Do you don't start? No good?
Speaker 9 (01:57:11):
Listen, I didn't say you didn't. I'm confirming Mary. I'm
asking follow up questions per your instructions, that you look
good and green. It be the longest eleven weeks of
her life, dude, I have the longest.
Speaker 4 (01:57:28):
You might not make it.
Speaker 9 (01:57:30):
We have to allow for the contingency that you might
not make it.
Speaker 4 (01:57:36):
How would you prefer me to not make it? Do
you want me just to stop coming in and completely?
Could you imagine that text?
Speaker 10 (01:57:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:57:45):
Just fully, just out of nowhere, just leave mid show.
That's how the.
Speaker 9 (01:57:49):
People who have left my life, that's mostly how they've
done it is completely ghosted me.
Speaker 4 (01:57:56):
You can tell your day of Yeah, hey man, I
just can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:58:00):
But there you go.
Speaker 4 (01:58:01):
I'm not coming in anymore.
Speaker 9 (01:58:02):
It's like bound cake. He thought he was giving me
two weeks. He didn't pay attention to the fact that
we were on spring break. He gave me three days notice. Yeah,
but that wasn't Obviously that wasn't my design, And that's
right happened.
Speaker 6 (01:58:16):
Do you want me to I could fly home to
do a Friday show and just come in with like
bleach and just pour it all over the equipment and
punch stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:58:26):
Fuf you. I could do it that way.
Speaker 9 (01:58:30):
I don't think that'll be necessary.
Speaker 4 (01:58:31):
No, I mean.
Speaker 9 (01:58:34):
Once you're just to be clear, once you're gone, I
still have to do four hours every day. So no,
I don't know that the bleach in the equipment would
be the way to go. I don't think it has
to be.
Speaker 4 (01:58:46):
Come home for your last show. I think that'd be fun.
That's a lot. Are you gonna pay for my flight? No,
of course not.
Speaker 9 (01:58:52):
Oh you mean our last show here on the thing thirteenth, Yeah,
December thirteenth, Friday, the thirteenth Ober. Body that will live
in something something something. Hey, good news for our listeners
in the LDS community. They are now offering sleeveless garments members.
Speaker 4 (01:59:15):
This is rocky in I have to imagine. So this
is why religion's so annoying to me.
Speaker 9 (01:59:26):
Uh so growing up, whatever the prophet said, whatever, the
commandments were the commandments, and now they're under a lot
of fire because there it's a church run by old
white men that say they're conversing with God and these
are God's commandments.
Speaker 4 (01:59:45):
And is that really going over well with the younger
members of the church that are like, hey, a lot
of the things you say are really hateful and non
inclusive to the LGBTQ plus community, to women, to minorities.
Speaker 9 (02:00:03):
These I have to imagine. These are people who were
born into the religions, not choosing.
Speaker 4 (02:00:08):
It, right, yeah, or they chose it and just what
they like buying into the as Alan would say, clap trap.
But one of the big things was modesty. And they
have the magic underwear as everyone calls it, but it's
the temple garments and it was all like women had
(02:00:30):
sleeves on it, and now they're doing sleeveless, which is
crazy because they shamed women for.
Speaker 9 (02:00:36):
Years from now just women or did you have to
wear full sleeves in the Philippines.
Speaker 4 (02:00:40):
I wear false sleeves in the Philippines too, Yeah, And
so for them to go sleeveless and be like, no,
that's okay, it'll be we're sleeveless now is crazy because
of how many people they shamed over wearing sleeveless. I
remember a lady in our ward wore a sleeveless dress
and everybody's like, look at us.
Speaker 9 (02:01:00):
Yeah it was she was shocked, yeah, and she's everyone
was yeah, well that's how you know this was going
to be a bombshell Because they're in Salt Lake City.
They said that the local news leaked to the information,
so they were trying to keep it under wraps for
as long as they possibly could.
Speaker 13 (02:01:15):
But with the.
Speaker 4 (02:01:16):
Popularity of shows like the The Mormon Live Show and
stuff like that, there's they're trying to keep members from
leaving the church. So they're trying to get these things
called temporary commandments. Yeah, so you could go, oh, yeah,
that was that, but not trading things up.
Speaker 9 (02:01:34):
In the Catholic Church, we had special dispensation exactly. He says,
you can have a hot dog on Fridays. Yeah, he
got the word from the mountain. That's that's all organized
religion make it. It's all made up from the jump.
So then they go, well, then we'll just make this
up too.
Speaker 4 (02:01:49):
So because they're losing somebody members, and because plastic surgery
has become so popular in the church, and like it's very,
very like the way that they all when I have
their bleach pod hair and their big fake boobs is
really they want to show off their bodies.
Speaker 9 (02:02:07):
Reality is the worst thing to happen.
Speaker 4 (02:02:09):
So now the church is going, oh, yeah, you can
wearch sleep little dresses, you can put your boobs out there.
We don't care anymore. Just make sure you're paying your tithing,
because that's all they really care about, is that you're
going and paying your ten percent.
Speaker 9 (02:02:21):
They can't believe people stuck with the clothing for this long, right, Okay.
New options include a sleeveless top for women and men,
and a skirt bottom for women. What is an endowed
member about them? And somebody a dude with a real
knees shooter?
Speaker 4 (02:02:37):
No, that's ceremony. That's that's the people that have gone
through the temple ceremony, which does what. It's just more
it's like a higher up thing and not like higher up,
but like it's it's like you get married in the temple.
You you take your endowment, which is like another covenant.
It's like the next step past like baptism and stuff
(02:02:58):
like that.
Speaker 6 (02:02:58):
And that's when you get the underwear. That's we get
the underwear here, And why what did the underwear?
Speaker 4 (02:03:02):
Do they send you to heaven?
Speaker 9 (02:03:04):
No, it's a reminder of the convenance that you made
with God and then underwear.
Speaker 19 (02:03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:03:10):
And they're also supposed to like you w W j
D bracelets. Yeah, but it's it's supposed to not really
be talked about. It's supposed to be real sacred. You're
not supposed to leave them on the floor. You're not
supposed to like when you finally like wear out wear
them out. You're supposed to like burn them. You're not
supposed to just throw the garbage like it's a hole.
Speaker 9 (02:03:30):
You can't dip them and pop. Yeah, that has caffeine.
Speaker 4 (02:03:32):
Don't you do that? Don't get a bonu. I'm on
the Wikipedia page A Boner.
Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
A lot of.
Speaker 6 (02:03:39):
Mormons have survived car crashes, fires, and natural disasters while
wearing their garments.
Speaker 9 (02:03:44):
There you go, I'm sure one had to.
Speaker 4 (02:03:46):
This is going to be one of those situations where
I go, I'm pretty sure they would have survived.
Speaker 9 (02:03:50):
Anyway, it's maybe it was a magic airbag. Yeah, Jesus,
that is to a sacred symbol of theven in between
man and the Ford Automotive Company.
Speaker 4 (02:04:03):
They talk about, yeah, that they will protect you in ways.
Speaker 9 (02:04:07):
But now, of course we don't know that that's not true.
Speaker 4 (02:04:12):
Yeah, you don't know why they We can't really prove
it either way.
Speaker 9 (02:04:16):
All right, So anyway, boy a bombshell there in the
Mormon Church now that women can be wearing a sleeveless
garments and skirt bottoms.
Speaker 4 (02:04:28):
Wow, yep, showing some leg because they were also wearing
like there were like boxer breefs that women would wear. Yeah,
they go all the way down to the knee like
a scandal who basketball shorts. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (02:04:42):
I was thinking of a as somebody sent me the
link to the scary movie Generator. You know, people who
are looking for something to watch over Halloween. I just
randomly thought of a movie that I really liked. It's
about fifteen years old. You should watch it, Mary Ready.
It's called A Horrible Way to Die, but I don't
record it being particularly gory. It's more of like a
cat and mouse type of horror film. About fifteen years ago,
(02:05:05):
there were a handful of people making films that were
super low budge. There were a handful of these people
that were making the rounds in these indie horror films.
Speaker 4 (02:05:14):
They called it. For a little while, they called it
mumble goore.
Speaker 9 (02:05:16):
Remember the mumblecore thing, or all these like kind of
hipster movies, and they called it mumble goore because these,
not to be confused with the guy from Harry Potter,
mumble Goore movies were kind of these low budge like
horror films that were being made by a handful of
these same people, and most of them were real good,
Like if you've ever seen House of the Devil or
Your Next Sacrament is a good one too. What a
(02:05:39):
Horrible Way to Die is I think a good one
to watch. You might really enjoy that one. It's about
a woman whose ex boyfriend. She turns in her ex
boyfriend for something. He's a serial killer where he's killed
some women or something, and her testimony puts him in prison.
(02:06:00):
He gets out and she starts on the run because
she's sure he's coming after her, and he is. But
there's a twist to it.
Speaker 4 (02:06:11):
Oh what what is it? What's the twist?
Speaker 9 (02:06:16):
I'm not going to tell you the twist, but I
don't recall it being particularly gory, so you might really
like it. But this scary movie generator basically, and again
a lot of these movies are basic, but they're like, Hey,
what's the vibe you're looking for? Pick a sub genre?
You know, what's the vibe? You want something really scary?
(02:06:37):
Do you want family friendly? Do you want it funny?
Like if you pick WTF and then you pick let's say, slasher,
they'll give you a hope, They'll give you saw and psycho,
and y'all can.
Speaker 4 (02:06:52):
Give me, give me thriller, serial killer? Well here are okay,
good so vibe?
Speaker 9 (02:07:01):
They have w TF funny, scary, very scary, HALLOWEENI or
family friendly?
Speaker 4 (02:07:07):
Is WTF Like WTF? Yeah, very scary, very very scary.
Speaker 9 (02:07:13):
Yeah okay, And then choose a subgenre like sci fi, slasher, zombies, religious.
Speaker 4 (02:07:20):
Is serial killer?
Speaker 2 (02:07:21):
One?
Speaker 4 (02:07:22):
Slasher? Probably no?
Speaker 9 (02:07:25):
Religious, religious horror, m let's see Exorcist. Oh, Saint Maud.
Maud is great in the last best part of Saint
Maude is literally the last ten seconds. But oh, that's
a good one. Hereditary's on here too. Oh yeah, that's
always considered a modern classic. I thinky Hereditary is fun.
(02:07:48):
I think it's crazy overrated.
Speaker 4 (02:07:51):
I agree.
Speaker 9 (02:07:51):
I liked it too, But I thought everybody was just
creaming their genes over Hereditary.
Speaker 4 (02:07:56):
And I was like six years after it came out
or five years old. Oh you did. I just watched
it for the first time earlier this year. Yeah, I
saw in the theater. We watched it. I think I like,
just like kind of the same same uh criticism that
Mary has for scary movies that it's just like they
just kind of end sometimes, and I'm just I don't know,
(02:08:17):
it's just not a great genre for me. I get
really like, sometimes they're scary, but sometimes I'm just like,
just be done. Just be Yeah, you might like Saint Maud,
you might find that fun. When we decided we're gonna
watch Heredity, I kept.
Speaker 6 (02:08:31):
I kept doing that Hereditary, I kept calling it heredity.
Speaker 4 (02:08:35):
I couldn't like not on purpose, not being funny funny, funny,
can't nail.
Speaker 6 (02:08:42):
So it went from hereditary to heredity, and then the
one day Brian called it haredy just short short and
shortened it. So now anytime anybody brings up that movie,
I'm sure I sound like just an absolute moral where
I'm like, oh, yeah, I've seen Harody, What the hell
said it?
Speaker 9 (02:09:00):
No, it's reddity, God, what's the one where the Oh,
the loved Ones? You should watch the loved Ones? I
want that one's intense. Watch watch the loved Ones, watch
the others. That's kind of gothic, though, I'm thinking of
something like Ginger Snaps or raw with the girl determines
(02:09:22):
that she's a cannibal. A lot of good stuff, so
many good things. A lot of them are on Peacock.
I mean, you can go into any streaming service now
and you're gonna find horror movies.
Speaker 4 (02:09:30):
Did you ever see Blink twice? Maybe? Yeah? I saw
it work tour and then I saw them on their
headlining tour. Uh, when I was actually in Salt Lake City.
Speaker 9 (02:09:39):
No, that just came out the Channing Tatum one.
Speaker 2 (02:09:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:09:41):
No, is it still in theaters. No, I don't think so.
I saw we saw it a couple of months ago.
Is it good? I really liked it.
Speaker 9 (02:09:48):
I heard that the twist is real gross and it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (02:09:51):
And it's uncomfortable. Yeah, but it's uh, it's kind of
more of a well, I shouldn't say anything. I don't
want to give it away.
Speaker 9 (02:09:58):
Is there a resolution to it? Yes, because I like
the cast. There's a lot of good people in it.
Speaker 4 (02:10:02):
And I clapped after when the movie ended up. Oh no,
I'm so happy with the ending.
Speaker 9 (02:10:07):
I was like, yes, op, call the Alan Cox Show,
just die you insufferable prick.
Speaker 4 (02:10:16):
One double o seven eight one double oh seven. You're
gonna get the.
Speaker 9 (02:10:31):
Corey ronic experience around six thirty and then Tomorrow night
Calves basketball regular season kicks off at seven thirty with
the Calves up north. They will start in Toronto against
the Raptors, and then the home opener is Friday boy
beginning of the season and they're already taking Thursday off
(02:10:53):
fine Pistons in town Detroit, Cleveland on the hardwood of
the robo fe Friday night home opener right downtown. It
is wild how the downtown vibe changes once all those
Guardians games are done.
Speaker 4 (02:11:09):
Yeah, in kind of that.
Speaker 9 (02:11:11):
Farts with between end of Guardians and beginning of Calves. Yeah,
shifts in the soup mode. It's what you're shifting in
the soup mode. Yeah, so Calves basketball tomorrow night. You
still got about a week or so left to use
the promo code Eerie. Somebody just asked me today, Hey,
what's the promo code over at cl Clothing Company for October?
(02:11:32):
And I was only too pleased to tell them it's
Eerie like the Lake for twenty percent off whatever you want.
And then once November starts up week from Friday, I
will have a new promo code for you. But every
one of these words I give you month to month,
you can use it however many times you want. There's
no minimum, there's no max. Well, the minimum would be one.
(02:11:53):
Let's say the minimum number of times you can use
it is one. But you can use eerie for the
remainder of October. Brown's grabbed a guy from the Chiefs
kidnamed Bailey Zappi z a double pe. You ever heard
of Bailey Zappi?
Speaker 4 (02:12:10):
Yeah, he was a quarterback, I think drafted by the Patriots.
He played a few He was a backup there and
played a few games for them. Started a few games,
had some flashes, looked kind of like, hey, maybe this
guy's got it. And then I think it was what
practice squad with the Chiefs.
Speaker 9 (02:12:28):
And hold him from the Kansas City practice squad.
Speaker 4 (02:12:30):
So now he's with the Browns and maybe maybe he'll
show some flashes with the Browns if they end up
having to go to him.
Speaker 9 (02:12:38):
Well, because Watson's out. Dorian Thompson Robinson has a finger injury,
but gazebels for him. He uh just he hurt his
finger on one of the plays. I don't even see it.
I was.
Speaker 4 (02:12:54):
I might, I might watch the Browns this week against
the Bottlebore Ravens.
Speaker 9 (02:13:01):
No Ah March, Lamar Jackson to the Baltimore Ravens and
Jameis Winston. Uh so Bailey Zappi on the Browns Now
they pulled him out of Western Kentucky a fourth round
pick the Patriots where Patriots are sucking wind too.
Speaker 4 (02:13:21):
Yeah was expected the yeah, I know, but still you
never know.
Speaker 9 (02:13:26):
So welcome with all of your might, won Bailey Zappi
to your Cleveland brown He's the zach Man.
Speaker 6 (02:13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (02:13:37):
Du A Lipa was just in town for the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame Inductions. She inducted Chaer into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. If you were
following any of the social media stuff that we were
posting over the weekend, you might have seen Dua Lipa
along with Zendaia. She was back there too. I don't
know she ended up on stage, but Cher was there
(02:14:04):
and Dua Lipa.
Speaker 4 (02:14:05):
Who sounded to you?
Speaker 9 (02:14:06):
Some people were like, oh, she sounded a little bit
flat for a minute until Cher came out and started
singing with her. Are people just complaining to complain because
(02:14:31):
the jelly roll thing and now this they're like, Lipa
sounds going to flat? She sounds fine to me. The
woman can sing. I don't know people were talking about anyway.
Dua Lipa's twenty nine share is seventy eight. But one
little bit of information that came out, and it's got
nothing to do with her music. More about her lifestyle
that people are fascinated by. Is Dual Lipa's favorite drink
(02:14:53):
Titian treat diet coke.
Speaker 4 (02:14:56):
And pickle juice.
Speaker 9 (02:14:58):
No, I've never had this. I'm a big fan of
the pickleback shot. You give me a j moo and
chase it with some dill pickled juice. Let's go, I'm
yours for the night. They're just fantastic. I love a pickleback,
you know. I've also done pickleback with a tequila shot.
Speaker 4 (02:15:16):
Yes, good, you can't fail.
Speaker 9 (02:15:19):
There's Martini's, there's pickled polomas.
Speaker 4 (02:15:22):
I mean you can. You know.
Speaker 9 (02:15:23):
It's the brine, baby, the brine.
Speaker 4 (02:15:26):
So what is this? This is diet coke mixed with
pickled juice. Coke and pickle juice. That's right. It's like amato.
Speaker 9 (02:15:34):
The North of the Border. They'll serve it to you
standard listen. What sounds gross about it?
Speaker 4 (02:15:42):
The mixture.
Speaker 9 (02:15:45):
She also puts holopenos in it.
Speaker 4 (02:15:47):
I don't even know about the halapenos. Who was the
wasn't there somebody at a tennis event and they were
dunking their chicken tenders?
Speaker 9 (02:15:55):
And oh, probably George Costanza? Was that him at the
US Open? Or was that just the ice cream?
Speaker 4 (02:16:01):
That was I believe just ice cream, But I thought
I ended up being somebody that was actually kind of
like famous or something.
Speaker 9 (02:16:08):
Probably was. That's why you remember it, at least part
of it. So, yeah, she's she's a big I would too,
of course, she's a big fan of the diet coke
and Jalapenno's okay, so you get yourself a diet coke.
What's the ratio one tablespoon of pickle brine? You can
(02:16:28):
opt for one to two pickle chips, slices of pickle,
one tablespoon of on a penno brine and then a
couple of pieces of jalapenno and why not and then
you just.
Speaker 4 (02:16:45):
Suck it down.
Speaker 9 (02:16:46):
I guess I don't know what she calls it. I
don't know what she calls it, A do a liap,
a cocktail. I don't And by the way, people who've
tried to like this is pretty good. It's not half bad.
Leave this poor girl alone.
Speaker 4 (02:17:05):
Here she is making.
Speaker 2 (02:17:11):
Step one.
Speaker 9 (02:17:20):
She got some pickle chips, pouring those in pickles in
there somehowow penios. I'm gonna try this tonight at Brothers
down right. Looks pretty good that I can do this
when I get home. Yeah, I mean, look at that,
and the drink looks good to.
Speaker 1 (02:17:42):
Get it.
Speaker 3 (02:17:42):
I mean.
Speaker 9 (02:17:44):
Do aleap as Albanian or something like that. So she's
probably looking for whatever she can get to put some
spice in her diet.
Speaker 4 (02:17:51):
But good for her.
Speaker 9 (02:17:53):
I'll try it. You know what, I'll do you one better.
You want to know how crazy I am. I'm gon
use regular coke. Yeah yeah, Mary, Yeah, I'm gonna miss that.
By the way, a lot of people are supporting Mary
on the whole. People are not filming in the port
of potties.
Speaker 4 (02:18:13):
Thank you. We can say it was like an everyday occurrence, you.
Speaker 9 (02:18:17):
Guys, Oh I did. I said, it happens every day,
all day, That's what I said. Oh, Okay, every bathroom
you go into there's somebody with their eyes poking out
of the bowl.
Speaker 4 (02:18:25):
It's happened enough that they've they and once is enough
that I guess they go, we're gonna put some graates
in here to try and keep this from happening. What's happening, guys?
Speaker 3 (02:18:37):
The goose?
Speaker 12 (02:18:39):
Hey, you know what, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:18:40):
I'm kinda with Mary's camb The last time I was down.
Speaker 9 (02:18:43):
There and looking, you know, I haven't seen anybody else
down there with figure. See, I knew the gooze would
come in. I knew he'd come through. Yes, And let
you know, you know, when you've got the gooze, you
don't need anyone else on your side. You're all set.
(02:19:04):
So when he's down there. It's just him, like a
little solitude down there. Elana, my nurse of over thirty
five years, Does she mean that she's been a nurse
for over thirty five years or she is over thirty
five years old?
Speaker 4 (02:19:19):
Because they would probably be the same. No, because you
could be thirty six in a nurse of thirty five years?
Will year olds be nurse? You don't know about that, said,
I don't think.
Speaker 9 (02:19:33):
I mean there's been a boss baby, there's been Doogie
House or MD.
Speaker 4 (02:19:40):
Uh, I guess you got me, idiot.
Speaker 9 (02:19:45):
MD of course stands for male doctor Mary. I knew
that Ellena, nurse of over thirty five years. If Mary
gets an itchy mouth when she eats walnuts, she should
try to avoid them.
Speaker 4 (02:19:54):
You needed a nursing degree to tell us that, I don't.
Speaker 9 (02:19:57):
Does it make your mouth itchy?
Speaker 4 (02:19:59):
Keep eating them?
Speaker 9 (02:20:00):
Aversion therapy that'll help. Sometimes allergies can escalate when you
are exposed more to the food you are allergic to.
Speaker 4 (02:20:08):
She needs to be careful.
Speaker 9 (02:20:11):
See it seems counterintuitive because the way that they're trying
to avoid peanut allergies with kids is to give them
peanuts early on, and before it was to not even
give them peanuts. Yeah, they're all over the place of this.
I don't know what they're doing. Hell on on behalf
of bartender is everware? A picklebacks not a shot. A
back is just another word for a chaser. I think
(02:20:33):
people know this. I think people are aware of what
shots are. What's a shot? That's right, peanut butter and jelly,
Now that's a shot. Apple pie, Now that's a shot.
A red headed slut.
Speaker 4 (02:20:52):
Yeah, my go to shot for a long time. Well,
because you had red hair, right, No, this was in
college that that was my underage shot.
Speaker 9 (02:21:01):
I see, lay it out for me again, what's in it?
Because I know I've had them, and I know that's
kind of the cliche, like sorority shot or whatever. But
I don't know that I ever knew what was in it.
Speaker 4 (02:21:12):
I don't think it's the cliche. Why is that so
hard for me to say, don't know? Clichety shot? Hardy?
It's Jaeger peach chnaps and cranberry.
Speaker 9 (02:21:24):
Jaeger. Oh really, redhead slud is Yeager? Yeah, see, I
like my Yeager's.
Speaker 6 (02:21:28):
Straight Yeger peach chnops cranberry, and then a royal flush
is the same thing, except with crown Crown, peach chknops
and cranberry instead of boy.
Speaker 4 (02:21:37):
There's a lot of different variations of this. Yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 9 (02:21:41):
So so if you were to order a redheaded slut,
you'd have to be more specific than just telling them that.
Speaker 4 (02:21:47):
No, I'm saying it. I said a royal flush.
Speaker 9 (02:21:51):
He said, there's a lot different ways you can make
that drink.
Speaker 6 (02:21:53):
No, I'm saying the peach chnops and cranberry and then
with a different liquors.
Speaker 4 (02:21:57):
That's the favorite drinking of people that kidan toilets.
Speaker 23 (02:22:00):
I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (02:22:04):
I can't with this great Here we go? Who's calling satan?
Speaker 9 (02:22:09):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:22:09):
No, no, shut up? Mary here? Hold on? Anybody down there? Hey,
somebody else? That's too much.
Speaker 9 (02:22:19):
Hey, I'm down here on the toilet, down here, down
here in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (02:22:23):
Hey cold you guys, make me a drink? No, come on,
I'm down here in the toilet. Okay, get for you.
Uh you got that dual leave of drink? Yeah? You
want to do you want to into my mouth? I'm
just I'm already standing into your mouth from my cap
or from uh you know, you wanted to process it first?
Speaker 1 (02:22:43):
I want it right?
Speaker 14 (02:22:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (02:22:45):
Yeah, process at first, Yeah, okay, I'm gonna be down
here for a while, so you drink it all right,
and then let me know, Like I don't know, forty
five minutes to an hour and I'll still be down here.
Speaker 4 (02:22:56):
You want light on halopenos or heavy on hallo they want,
But I want the hall of penis to come out
the other way, so I'll wait a little bit longer.
I'll wait, however long I gotta wait. Alrighty, you got it.
Speaker 9 (02:23:12):
And that's the knee and the toilet.
Speaker 4 (02:23:13):
Bit didn't care that it was a guy, of course.
Speaker 9 (02:23:18):
Now you think they're uh splitting hairs over something like that.
Speaker 3 (02:23:23):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:23:23):
If they want the goods, they want the goods. I
think they specifically want women most of the time.
Speaker 9 (02:23:30):
Alan tell that to the bartender who looked at me
like I had two heads when I ordered a Jamison
Rocks with a coke back. Yeah, listen, it's not universal.
I mean, you know, depay my been their first day.
There's a lot of bartenders if you order anything other
than a beer and a shot, and they get a
weird look on their face. Some places are just beer
and shot joints. You walk in asking for a royal
(02:23:52):
flush and they're not going to know what the hell
to do over it. Speaking of horror movies, by I
saw that they're going to release Alien Romulus on limited
edition VHS. I guess just to have it because who
the hell has a VCR anymore. But I mean, that's
kind of cool, that's.
Speaker 4 (02:24:10):
Kind of fun. Yeah, it's a fun little thing to do.
Speaker 9 (02:24:13):
I liked Alien Romulus. It wasn't as good as I
hoped that it would have been. But December the third,
they're going to drop a limited addition VHS.
Speaker 4 (02:24:24):
Every time I see one of those people that turn
their basement into a VHS like like a Blockbuster, a
Blockbuster like an old video store, I love it. And
I also like when I go to a place and
they just have a VHS play in, like you know,
it's an old TV. It's got like it's the dual
(02:24:46):
TV and you're just watching it on VHS. I love
the previews. Ah, the previews are so nostalgic.
Speaker 9 (02:24:52):
I have that sometimes we have a VCR still and
I'll put in a tape sometimes, like if I have
people over and just put on a TV because I
have this Maria, this election of old snuff films that
I made when I was in college, and I like
to just play them while people are milling around, you know,
if we're throwing a party or something, and I like
to see how long it takes for them to realize
(02:25:12):
what's happening on the screen.
Speaker 4 (02:25:14):
What were you, oh, just choking a girl out? Oh
you don't know. A snuff film is well, oh geez.
Speaker 9 (02:25:26):
You know, as I'm mixing a whole bunch of dua
lipa diet coke pickle drinks, I'll just put on one
of my old snuff films.
Speaker 4 (02:25:34):
What it never gets you through the day, man, I know.
Speaker 9 (02:25:36):
And of course people will chuckle because they go, oh,
this looks so realistic, and I'll go, yeah, it.
Speaker 4 (02:25:42):
Does no special effects.
Speaker 9 (02:25:45):
There's a guy over in New Zealand a woman who
I think does this kind of stuff. It seems very sensational.
But they're purporting that this is this guy who is
channeling an alien and the woman is the first person
to interview him. You see this, No stupid, I think
he's just for a website that this lady's got or whatever.
But he's a guy who says that he can channel
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and interview and he says that that humans are just
DNA experiments created by an alien race called the new
and you.
Speaker 4 (02:26:20):
I believe this.
Speaker 9 (02:26:21):
I assume that's where New Metal came from. Yeah, a
woman named Serena DC. She's a filmmaker and she's interviewed
a guy who says that he can channel an alien
who goes by the name but Shar and he's given
his Now, of course, they just want to tease you
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with a little bit of a clip and I'll let
people decide if they think it's legit or not.
Speaker 4 (02:26:50):
But boy, this.
Speaker 23 (02:26:51):
Guy, I have to tell you, it's been such an
incredible journey, and I want to thank you so much
for letting me into your life.
Speaker 4 (02:27:00):
And getting to know you.
Speaker 23 (02:27:01):
It's been a rabbit hole already, and now we're about
to have well, I'm about to have an interview with
an extraterrestrials. This is a momentous occasion, so I just
wanted to say thanks.
Speaker 4 (02:27:12):
You can't even remember her script before we get started,
My pleasure. You'll never know how much this means to me. Oh,
I appreciate the opportunity to allow him to share his message.
Thank you. Shall I let him come through?
Speaker 2 (02:27:29):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (02:27:29):
Now, I want you if you're watching this guy's face
while he begins to channel the alien.
Speaker 4 (02:27:34):
Give me just a minute. And then I was saying goodbye.
Speaker 19 (02:27:41):
Yes, all right, he's coughing up the alien. He's got
to get it all up in there. It's exciting.
Speaker 4 (02:28:11):
Watching history. He's breathing and jerking his head. I don't
think good day to you this day of your time?
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How are you.
Speaker 13 (02:28:33):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (02:28:35):
Why would he sound like that? By the way, please, by.
Speaker 15 (02:28:41):
All means, you may proceed however you wish, but allow
us to thank you for the co creation of this
opportunity to exchange ideas and information with you.
Speaker 9 (02:28:51):
Boy. This makes me wish that boy little light flasher
from Men in Black, Man and Black was real.
Speaker 4 (02:28:58):
Psych I forget we ever watch that? Don't forget you
watch that? Okay, I'm trying.
Speaker 9 (02:29:05):
How are we gonna go? Let's all forget this happened too.
Let's see if we can wipe this from our exactly.
Speaker 19 (02:29:14):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunches
on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
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Speaker 4 (00:17):
What's you?
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
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Cox from the Allan Coxhow I don't know what's about you,
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Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh hey.
Speaker 9 (01:20):
It always sounds like I'm surprised, but I can assure
you wh I'm not. When the show begins. Hi, my
name's Alan Cox. Thanks for being here. Welcome wherever you are.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
How are you doing?
Speaker 9 (01:32):
Say hi to Bill Squire he's here too.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Hey, creeper hopes.
Speaker 9 (01:36):
Mary Santora is here?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
What else?
Speaker 10 (01:39):
Why?
Speaker 9 (01:40):
From New York City? All I really enjoyed Mary's stories
about New York. It's the first text of the show. Well,
Mary will still have them. You're following her, She'll still
have stories.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
So many stories, m h thousands.
Speaker 9 (01:58):
You know they say it's a what are they say?
A million stories?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
What I say? That's exactly what they nine.
Speaker 9 (02:05):
Million people and one million stories.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Seven million interactions per day.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yep.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
Is it warm there?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
It's warm here.
Speaker 9 (02:15):
It's like eighty, Yeah, it's eighty. I guess I didn't
realize it was that warm yesterday. Like when I got
up this morning, it was still warm, like it's you know,
it's dark longer now, so I'm walking out of like
quarters of six and big bright moon and it's super clear,
so tons of stars. But it was like, legit warm already.
It was weird. If you want to join us today,
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You can email me there. If you want to watch
the show, they just go to our YouTube channel. Right,
we kind of switch that out.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You the YouTube channel. We don't post on the website
anymore because they've really limited what you can post on
the website.
Speaker 9 (03:14):
Yeah, I just this weird stuff so we find out about.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah, I'm like, hey, I can't post the YouTube and
oh yeah, I don't like you to bed clips anymore, right,
because they don't.
Speaker 9 (03:29):
Because this company doesn't realize that it still has live
people doing live radio, so they have these website templates
because most people in this company who are doing shows
are just posting things about like flat out with Kid
Karashian said, and a show like this, which is a
live daily talk show, that kind of template is not
set up for that.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
So we kind of have to do a workaround and
post it to the YouTube channel. Which is fine. It's fine.
Speaker 9 (03:55):
I mean, as long as people know where to go
and and I tell them properly. Ellen more like Mary
Cyan ar am.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I right, yeah, goodbye.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
I heard you weren't too pleased with how I did
things yesterday.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I wasn't, I said, I mean, it took me a
minute for it to sit in and it was like all,
I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You were upset about it. Though I was a little annoyed,
I would have really appreciated it. Heads up, Well, you
know you you knew you were leaving well, And that's
the thing.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
I feel like, I shouldn't feel shocked by my own news,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Why would you be?
Speaker 10 (04:30):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Because I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
I just felt it would have been it would have
been a kind gesture, a kind gesture to be like, hey,
even if it was the segment before, just hey, so
you know this is what I'm going into.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
What would that have changed?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
It would have changed my reaction. It would have changed
me being mentally like your reaction.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You had a natural, organic reaction.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Well, I mean, there are very very few times in
my life where I feel genuinely uncomfortable, and yesterday was
one of the nailed one.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
Why would you be un comfortable? But the fact that
we're telling the audience that you're leaving the show.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Because it was done in a way that I was
fully blindsided by. Ah, So at the beginning of it,
I was just laughing because I was so uncomfortable. That's
what happens when I'm really really uncomfortable. I just laughed
like I did yesterday, and because I was like, what
is he doing?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Did you laugh a lot?
Speaker 9 (05:21):
The first time you and Brian had sex?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I was not uncomfortable.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Oh you weren't really, No, I mean, first time two
people ever get naked and do stuff. I mean, you know,
it can be a little you don't know each other's moves.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
We we went on nine dates before we had sex.
Nine Yeah, but that's not the same.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Going on dates is not like being naked with each
other and part of your body going in the other
person's body.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
No, but we what I'm saying is we were I mean,
it's not like we were dating for years before we
did it, but we were pretty comfortable together.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah at that point.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
But yeah, no, my only it just seemed like a
weird choice on your part. It seemed well in the choice.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
It really was.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
In that moment, I'm like, well, that guy called okay,
well any way, Mary's leaving, so okay.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
But here's my point too, though, you pick what gets played.
So it sound like it was a surprise that he called.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
No, it's a surprise that I mentioned that. So it
just fell out of your mouth. Ye literally, okay, yea
Because I'm.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Like, there's no point to not. I mean, what am
I going to sit in this for a month? Like,
who cares? Right, it's it's sure, this is what it is,
and this is what it's going to be and it's
fine and it's not you know, so whatever, who cares?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
No?
Speaker 9 (06:23):
No, my my mentioning it was a surprise to me.
So we were both we were both shocked. And then
you know that happens.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
We're talking all day and maybe you know if there's
emails or there's other conversations going on, and you just
blurted out. I feel like everybody's guilty of that. How
many times have I yelled at Bill for blabbing something
that I told him on air?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
And you've never done that. I don't recall him ever
ever doing.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
That, like one of the things you do the most.
I just yelled at you when it was in last week,
and I was like, why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Does what I do? I say things to people?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Wait, you're talking about something off the air.
Speaker 12 (06:59):
The air.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
She mentioned the people fighting over uh, someone getting divorced.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
And I was, oh, right, but again, but you're we're
talking about people that no one knows who we're talking
about there's no names, no one.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Knows who we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Sure to the audience. But then Bill turn around talking
in the audience, and Bill turned around and asked that
comic went out of his way.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It was like, oh, oh, so it was off the
air idiots. What are you doing?
Speaker 9 (07:25):
I yeah, but they know they're getting divorced.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
And she was fine with it. Yeah, what is all this?
Speaker 9 (07:30):
What is all this like hiding in the shadows type stuffing.
But you but you're like, oh, he went around and
talked to that person. They know they're getting divorced. I know,
that's how you know the Actually.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I broke it to her. I was like, hey, you're
getting divorced. I know I haven't seen you in twelve years,
but you're getting divorced.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Yeah, so mine, Well, I certainly didn't mean to put
you back on your heel. So I guess I didn't
realize that it was that it needed to be more
controlled environment.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I guess it didn't need to be a more controlled environment.
But okay, so we did that yesterday, let's say three.
If you would have known at two forty five, yeah,
that that was gonna happen, I would have been like, Okay,
I can kind of mentally prepare for the hundreds of
messagis I'm about to get.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
I see you're saying it was the feedback that you
were immediately a washing feedback.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
I was washing feedback, and just I was not very
happy with you for catching me so off guard, and
I wasn't sure if it was by design or not.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Here it was not. If it was by design, I
was gonna be very maddy. You know, I'm like, what
the hell kind of a way.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Is this to do that?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Also?
Speaker 9 (08:32):
But yeah, but even if it was, I still don't
understand what that major objection was.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I don't get like, you don't think it seems so something.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
I mean, things fall into our laps all the time,
but we have to deal with them, and whatever, this
is certainly not.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I mean, this is for you.
Speaker 9 (08:45):
This is good news, bad news for me, good news
for you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
So I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, I don't
know why you'd be upset. I okay, let me explain
it two ways.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I thought you did that on purpose, specifically to catch
me off guard, and kind of a dick.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
That's what I thought was happening. I don't know that's
what even asked Bill. I was like, is he mad
at me? But why would you? Of course he is.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Listen, I'm I'm a dick in a lot of ways,
but not to the people that I You know, you.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Guys are colleagues, and you see how she plays me
against you. I see that, See how she don't No, no,
because Alan asked me to tell you not to not
tell you that he's mad at me, and then you're
trying to ask if he is mad it just one
at anybody.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
I have no reason to be a dick to any No.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Huh, well, and that's why I was. I was just
the befuddled. Is that a word.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
That's a word, right, sure, yeah, it is a word.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I was very caught off guard, very surprised, and very confused.
So I am, I don't know, if you guys have
met me, a bit of an overthinker. So I'm going
through my hands, like what did I do to Alan
to make him?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
You also didn't hit me, You didn't hit me up
off the air.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
I asked you in the next segment if you were
pissed off, and I said, okay, but that doesn't always
mean no.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I have no reason to not tell you that you
see why we're so confused, ladies. That doesn't always Oh
so you're saying no doesn't.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Always mean no.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
Wow, I see no.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I just wasn't sure.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
So we so rarely say no, I have no reason.
I have zero We said it yesterday. It's not a
bad blood situation. I have zero reason to put you
on the spot.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
That's just how it came out, Okay, And so then
that it is what it is, as you can take
me at my word. I can take that as if
it was a ploy. That's when I my feelings were hurt.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
If I was mad at you.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
If I was mad at you, we would have announced
it on the very last day of the year. By
the way, Yeah, hey guys, by the way, that's kind
of what happened with Erica, right you. We did the
live tenth anniversary show and you were with us, and
we said, by the way, Eric is not coming back.
Mary's on the show now, because Erica had been gone
for a minute and you'd been filling in.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
That's what that was.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
There was no big long goodbye, that's what that was.
Andre We go, Mary's on the show now. Yeah, goodbye, everybody,
see you next. See you in twenty twenty nothing bad
is gonna happen next year when we did our we
did our tenth anniversary in twenty nineteen. Yeah, so no, no,
there was not no, it was not me jabbing you
(11:20):
in any okay, any way possible.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Okay, it just felt don't worry on, I won't tell
you the truth. And that's the end of even Yeah,
I did. I texted me on. I was like, has
he said anything? Why didn't you text me? Because I didn't.
I don't know. I was confused, and the fact that.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
I didn't hear anything from you, I was like, oh, okay,
then everything was cool. And then you had posted something.
You were like, oh, it's weird, and I'm like, what
is happening?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
I got like three hundred messages and you would have
gotten those if we had announced it.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
But I earlier, and I can say is that I
wasn't ready mentally for it.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Okay, Well, I understand day yesterday, I walked up at five,
the trains were all delayed. Then I came in and
had that happen, and I was like, dude, I don't
even know where I'm at right now. And then I
got a ton of messages. So then I just posted
on my inscript. I didn't say like I'm mad Allan.
I just said, hey, yes, I'm leaving. I was just
caught off guard today. I wasn't ready to talk about this,
not that that it's a secret or anything. And then
(12:15):
I had a bunch of people messaging me. It's on
my Instagram at Mary Santoro Comedy. A bunch of people
were messaging me like dude, I'm so sorry what happened?
And I was like, oh crap, I'm not fired.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
You were coming to me here.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
They're like, I would I own nothing. She's focusing on
life there and work.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah it's not. Yeah, So no, I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
I just thought it was weird and I didn't know
if it was done that way on purpose or if
it was just like a bit, you know, kind of deal.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
So I will say I did a great job of
capturing all your reactions.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
I So I went to go edit the video and
I'm like, I think I'm gonna have to post it
in two because there's like the whole setup and then
the whole what.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
The hell is going on here?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (12:57):
But yes, my pres the caption Mary surprised by her
own news.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I was surprised by my own news. All right, coming
up Mary's replacement. You know that part of your brain
that regulates good decision making. Thanks for turning that one off.
Turning on the Alan Cox Show. Sorry about all the cocks,
(13:21):
Sorry about all the cocks.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
MMS.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh, it's south to Genndy favor.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
And pray when not got prayer?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
So who they hear them? Who they hear their man
to respect the savior?
Speaker 13 (13:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
If I it South for Gondy.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
You guys ever heard this guy and we play him
occasionally on MMS. Name's jelly roll gl Anthony rules Jelanthon
is really is probably Brent or something, but it's j Jason. Okay,
all right, well listen. Are I hope that everybody can
(14:10):
get their heads past this. I hope this isn't gonna
throw people into disarray the jelly roll He got off Twitter?
He announced you want to talk about an announcement?
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Mary?
Speaker 9 (14:25):
This guy announced that he's getting off X. You know,
X is what Twitter used to be and Twitter used
to be fun too, Remember back in the day when
Twitter was fun?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Like I'm still on it.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
I'm sure everybody who spends any amount of time over
there on X has the same conversation in their head.
Every time they go on there. They go, I think
I'm gonna delt this.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
I just I still use it as an aggregator, I
guess for certain things, but by the same token, it's
things I can get other places too, So I'm like,
why am I still on this? I mean, people will
still hit me up there, but I don't use it,
you know, all that much? He told everybody. It's the
most toxic negative app ever to exist, is how he
(15:07):
described it. And he said he's he's done, he's off.
You might have seen a meme going around. I like
Jelly roll as adele for men who are forklifts certified
like that. But you know, he's very popular. He said,
he's a big boy. I call him most malone, but
(15:27):
he's we don't like that. But he has called it
quits over there on X. So if you're somebody who
is still on that platform and are following jee Anthony
roll Weather, he is done over there. He said, it's
a safe place for everybody to say mean shrimp to
each other with no consequences.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
And I'm out.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
And I guess my thought was he must not be
on there very often because Twitter has been that for
a while now, and but he is off. People who
are still on Twitter and are still hanging on, they're
big mad too, because they have changed their terms of
(16:11):
service now so that everybody's posts now on X that
Elon Musk's AI program will train on everyone's posts. This
to me, and again, I am the furthest thing from
any kind of expert whatsoever an AI or cyber technology
(16:31):
or in that. But it seems like to me the
fundamental flaw of AI is how it is trained on
the data set from the Internet and social media platforms.
That's why, you know, the first iterations of these chatbots
immediately become racist or because that's you know, that's all
the crap that's getting funneled into it. I'm sure it's
more complicated than that people that work with these programs,
(16:51):
but still so people who are still on X. I
mean again, you'd be hard pressed to call anything the
last straw, because, like I said, people go, why am
I on this?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
And then you just kind of.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
Mindlessly scroll through like you normally do. But if you're
somebody who is a big Jelly Roll fan, he was
just here he did the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah he was at the induction.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Yeah, he was at the induction. He was one of
the people that performed for Ozzie. There are a whole
bunch of people. Ozzie got inducted as a solo artist
on Saturday night, and Jelly Roll was one of the
performers who sang.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
He did my Mom Coming Home.
Speaker 9 (17:35):
And Zach Wilde, who's been in Ozzie's band for a
long long time, he was there. Rob trueheo was part
of the band. He's been the bass player from Metallica
for a long time now. Chad Smith, who plays drums
for the Chili Peppers, he was part of the band too,
And people are like Chad Jelly rolls on it okay,
but then something went weird and I didn't watch it
or hear it until this clip that I was looking at.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
This morning time change tis strange.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You're rather coming, but I hate.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
To say, I'm I'm coming from the tights. Go by
these scenes too.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You could have been a.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Better friend to me. I'm I'm coming home.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You tell me, yeah, you toove me?
Speaker 9 (18:29):
I mean that sounds when when is the bad part?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
People are like, oh, yeah, people were saying that was bad.
I don't know. They were like, oh.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Selfish love. Yeah, we're both the light before the fall.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
But I'm gonna take this hot.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I just got to have it all.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
I see your face of something going to me, like
mont people, you can't tell them they can add, you know,
like it's not bad singing.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
It's just I feel like you're used to the Ozzie
version and it's not. You know, he's not really doing a.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Lot with it.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I think people are usually used to somebody trying to
really make it their own.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
Probably terrified, I mean I would be. You know, Ozzie's
watching you from his chair.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Every bad.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Yeah, I don't know what people are talking about. That
sounds okay to me. I mean the limited capacity in
which I've heard jelly roll. I've literally only heard that
song that MMS plays. I know he's got a bunch
of other songs. I know he gets played mostly on
country radio, but I don't think I've heard another jelly
roll song.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
What's some of the big jelly roll song? Mary, I
don't save that's the one you need.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
A favor as the one I played There's Son of
a Sinner.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
I'm just a long had song of save Me, Losers
and dead Man Walking. I did Somebody Save Me? That's
that one. He does that with I Think not Mega
Maroney Lane Lany.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Wilson, Lanie Wilson, and then he also did it a
different version of it with Eminem on Eminem's new record.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Okay, Eminem, I'm going to be at the Kamala Harris
stop in Detroit.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
By the way, now that he's a grandpa mom spaghetti. Yeah,
hey listen.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
As far as I'm concerned, the only jelly roll ide
is John Sykes of.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Blue Murder from nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 9 (20:45):
Nobody remembers Blue Murder but me, and it's one of
my favorite eighties glam metal records of all time. They're
all dressed like pirates and John Sykes playing the guitar.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (20:58):
It's a song of heart break, an anguish and something
everywhere and being done wrong. You realize how many.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
People have been done wrong in music.
Speaker 9 (21:12):
The matther genre, pop music, country, rock and roll, part
of the human condition, So many people done wrong. I
got money for you.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yes, I'm just saying on Saturday at the odd Fellows
in Medina this Saturday, This Saturday. Yeah, I'm hosting that
Halloween party. It's a costume contest, thousand dollars grand price.
I'm would be dressed as Jelly Roll with my girlfriend
as you money. Yeah, that's what that's my costume, Jelly Roll. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (21:44):
So are you gonna get actual face tattoos?
Speaker 14 (21:46):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (21:46):
When you get actual face tattoos, alan, actual face tattoos. Okay,
so you're not really committed to the costume. I see,
all right, how do you expect to get that thousand dollars?
Then I am not eligible to win it. It's a loophole,
and then yeah I'm not eligible, So all right, but
my girlfriend is very excited to dress up. Is what's
his lady's name, Buddy Bunny? Yes, I gotta tell you
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this though, in the save of the flavor, you're a
little too skinny to be jelly Skinny Jelly Roll.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
I always have to be the fat version of somebody's like,
you know what, This year I get to be the.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
Skinny version of the Yeah your Jelly Roll on ozempic. Yeah,
dead Man Walking is the best jelly Roll song.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
No a lot.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I only know pretty much what's on the radio for him.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
What's up? Yallo?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
This is jelly Rowland, I'm your iHeart Radio on the
What's Up? Just play this song? He's on the verge
on the version.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
Maybe face tattoos can be Bill's fall personality?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
What about that? All right?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
My phone out?
Speaker 9 (23:02):
It is interesting how country music has been kind of
subsumed from all these other genres. Like Beyonce had a
country record. Jelly Roll is a country artist, but that's
just because I think he came up in Nashville. But
then you kind of branch out start working with some
you know, He's collaborated with a lot of rock artists.
Did a song with Falling in Reverse. I mean, I
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guess you kind of have to too. If you're an
artist of any genre now, you can't limit yourself to
one thing because everybody's listening to so many different things.
So I hope that we'll see artists of his ilk
collaborating with really really juxtaposed against artists of all kinds
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of wild genres. You're like jelly Roll and gwar put
in one of the suits. Then the big reveal at
the end is he takes a mask off. Is jelly
Roll or it's Bill? I don't know, take the mask
on Bill that I can't sing like that, are you sure? Yeah,
you haven't done jelly Roll on karaoke night?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I have not, but I'm yeah, okay, I know, I
know my limits.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Alan jelly Roll has lost one hundred pounds, right, Well,
then maybe you'll look like maybe you'll look like current
jelly Roll. He's still pretty big though, he is a
big boy. If you lose all that weight, does it
do anything? Do you think it does anything to the face? Tattoos?
Do those Uh, if you lose a lot of weight saggy,
That's what I mean. Maybe not sagging, but I mean
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they read differently.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Yeah, placement, Like if one's under your eye and then
your face gets slimmer, at might see closer to your nose.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
They go, hey, what's hat tattoo on your lip? It's
not a tattoo on my lip, it's on my forehead.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:47):
I was reading a thing about this dude, a gay
porn star. It's got a cyber truck that tracks, and
you know they they tell people that cyber trucks are bulletproof.
I don't know why anybody believes that. I mean, the
glass breaks when you hit it. But this guy was like, well,
they still tell you that their bulletproof, and so he
(25:08):
shot his cyber truck and a bullet went right through it,
of course, and I guess, I don't know he's out
there and they're gonna go, Well, not that kind of bullet.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
It's only air soft air soft guns. Well, I don't
think it's bulletproof. It didn't go through the back right
number two.
Speaker 9 (25:33):
Number two, I don't understand. I mean, your bullet goes
through the trunk and then you you know, and by
the way, what is the selling point of a bulletproof car?
I mean, if you're spending one hundred and twenty grand
for one of these dumb things, it better be bulletproof.
But you know, are that many people worried that their
car might get shot I guess it is America, So
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that is a that's a valid concern. No matter where
you are, your car might get shot up. I remember
when I was a kid, there was this story there's
a there's a town downstate Illinois. It's called kanka Key,
and it's maybe maybe twenty four thousand people, and they
had this big kind of state four h thing down there.
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When I was a kid, and I had friends that
were going down there to be a part of it,
and somebody's somebody had like a steer that they were
going to show at this four h thing, and I
don't know if it maybe got some bad clams or
what it was, but this steer goes bananas in downtown
(26:35):
kanka Key and they had to call in the local
constabulary to figure this thing out, and they ended up
pumping like twenty five rounds into this steer, And so
now they have a dead steer in the middle of
downtown Kankakey. But these guys also, because they're just firing
at this animal trying to put it down, they also
(26:56):
hit a whole bunch of cars in the background. So
they had like people coming back to their cars that
were just parked on the street that were now like
riddled with bullets. And so it was this whole Michigan
as with them. So maybe in that situation it would
have been good if you had been parked there on
the slim chance that a mad steer is running around
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and you've got a bulletproof car, you had nothing to
worry about.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
But in any other situation, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (27:29):
Alan jelly Roll was a white trash rapper for twenty
years before he switched to country music. What else Nobody
was talking about him before he used to tour in
the ICP circles.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Well, it's the matter with that, I mean, good for
him was obviously the right move.
Speaker 15 (27:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
I listened to his Grammy speech when I'm feeling sad
jelly Roll. Yeah, he sounds like a pastor that I'm
used to growing up with. He gets all emotional on
the line. That gets it is he goes he's all
hyped up, and he's like, let me tell you now,
there's something beautiful about a thirty nine year old man
when in Best New Artists, there's a reason the there's
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a reason.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
The windshield that's bigger than the rear view. Go on,
you haven't heard this, No, just look up jelly Roll.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
He won like Best New Country Artists or something like that,
maybe a year or two ago at the Grammys, and
and it's like very inspiring. He gets like really worked
up and he's saying like how long he's been doing
this and that he's forty, and it's like you can.
Speaker 9 (28:34):
Be oh, he's that old.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Get ready to be inspired.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
Listen, I'm looking for inspiration in any direction.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
That's okay. I only got a.
Speaker 16 (28:45):
Second and I'm gonna say a lot and I'm sorry,
But the quickest I can say it is thank you
to the label, Stony Creek Management, John Low.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
But Joe Jamie, you saved my life country radio.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (28:54):
They just.
Speaker 16 (28:58):
I got a thousand people to thank you, But most importantly,
my Lord and my wife.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I love you so much. You changed my life.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Baby. Maybe he was trying to rhyme, but you're gonna
blame the Lord in front of your wife.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
The Lord that's he's supposed to be in front of
God coming.
Speaker 16 (29:13):
Parker Hayley, I love all y'all were friends, and Zach Bryan.
I think you were one of the hottest things on earth,
not just country music. You deserve just as much as
anybody else.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I'm glad we're sending their party and the rest of
the night.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Baby.
Speaker 16 (29:26):
But most importantly, there is something poetic about a thirty
nine year old man winning New Artists of the Year.
I don't know where you're in your life or what
you're going through, but I want to tell you to
keep going, baby. I want to tell you success is
on the.
Speaker 17 (29:39):
Other side of it.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I want to tell you it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 18 (29:42):
I want to tell you that the wind said it's
been a will bear a baby because I can come
up you it's so much more posting.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
Does he's just screaming, But I'm telling you he's half
in the bag. And these middlemen's sitting there all night
and on the slim chance and they get out. I mean,
somebody's gonna win, but you know, hopefully they haven't been
drinking too much.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
And then they get up there and they're lit. I
legitimately have chills right now. Wow's and you've heard it before.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
I think it's also because his cadence and the way
he gets excited. It does remind me of the pastors
that I've had in the past, Like that's how all
of our sermons were delivered with that, like and Jesus
said on tim Like it's.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Hard not to get into it.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
And also there is something poetic about being thirty nine
and getting best new artists listen.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
So easy to be like, never give up thirty five?
And what am I doing with my life? And why
am I checking this?
Speaker 13 (30:42):
You know?
Speaker 9 (30:44):
I think it's what a minute a new art You
don't mind Mary that he's up there lying?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
What's he lying about? I don't know if you've heard
the song that I just played.
Speaker 9 (30:53):
But he only talks to God when he needs a favor,
and here he is thanking the Lord.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
All I'm saying is that's inspiring. Listen.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
I don't think there's anything I don't think there's anything
wrong with finding inspiration wherever you can inspirato.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Wherever keeps you going right.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
Yeah, and if for you it's Jelly Roll, I mean
your careers are there's a lot of parallels there, Yeah,
a lot of concurrent lines. Right.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
You never know when you're gonna pop off. That's right,
could happen when you're I mean, what Luisy Kayden get
his first big break until he's what forty two or something?
You Well, Luisy k has been a comedian for a
long long time. So I mean Jelly Roll has been
making music for a long long time.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
Yes, Sometimes I guess it depends on what you think
your big break is too.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Well, like when you break mainstream, you know what I mean,
when people start paying to come see you and you
start getting attention.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
And you know that kind of thing I see, Well,
then there's there's hope for everyone. Right, you're almost thirty five.
That means you got four more years by Jelly Roll Math.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yes, that's true, Luik Math. I don't know, we'll see.
I'm gonna go by anybody's math. I'm going by whatever
the universe gives to me is for me.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
I've said it before, Sho go by Mary Santora Math,
and it's meant for me.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
It'll come. It might have been just a voiceman.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
He's a man of a thousand voices, right.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
This voiceman that ever listened, none of which will make
you laugh. But he never took a performance for granted.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
Alan god On WMMS, don't hear a good falsetto anymore.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Here to Eternity is the new collective soul album. That's
twenty songs. Those guys were kind of off the radar
for a minute, and then they came back and said,
we're gonna do it all over again.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Hey Tommy, what's up? Hi Tommy?
Speaker 17 (33:08):
How are you? I'm doing real good?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
How was the Pumpkin Fest?
Speaker 17 (33:15):
It was real good?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I got first place in the talent show?
Speaker 9 (33:19):
Hy What was your talent with my boyfriend? What was
your talent?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Tommy?
Speaker 17 (33:27):
We sang, I sang I'm a tiger while my boyfriend
was boxing.
Speaker 9 (33:32):
Okay, so it was like a little bob and wave there.
You sang I of the Tiger and he uh kind
of mined the boxing.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, he performed like a clobber lang from Rocky three.
Speaker 9 (33:45):
Is your boyfriend black?
Speaker 12 (33:47):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (33:49):
So he didn't have to do any uncomfortable makeup work
then for the uh.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
No, he did not beautiful.
Speaker 9 (33:56):
And so you got first place? Now what were you
up against? Do you remember the other losers and what
they did?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (34:03):
Yeah, the people that came in second place there, they
were real good, they were sharing them, real lower than us.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
But then when we heard we got first place, I
was well shocked.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
And what did the second place people do? They sang
a different song.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I helpe a different song. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (34:25):
Was it like an Eye of the Tiger battle?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
It wasn't the Eye of a Tiger battle.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Was there a prize involved or was it just kind
of bragging rights that you took first place?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (34:35):
We well, yeah we got we got a trophy, which
I give it to my boyfriend, and then we split
twenty dollars.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
You split wait wait wait the first prize was twenty
dollars and you split it?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (34:51):
I mean I have to think Tommy, that you were
doing the heavy lifting there, I mean singing. That requires
more than just standing there and pretending to box. Right,
you should have taken the whole.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Twenty this.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
This is in the group category, group.
Speaker 9 (35:08):
Category, so you had to split it up.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Gotcha?
Speaker 9 (35:12):
Was there any conversation that maybe you would take fifteen
and give him five?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
No?
Speaker 9 (35:17):
Okay, we right down the middle. Yeah, yes, okay, So
what's going on now?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well? I also did third place in a women's hot calling.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
Oh, hog calling? I thought you said hot collar. I'm like,
I don't know what women's hot collar is, but now
I really want to know hog calling.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
You took third place?
Speaker 12 (35:41):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (35:42):
Now, was this also pretending to be a hog singing
Eye of the Tiger? No?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Oh good, okay, Tommy?
Speaker 9 (35:50):
Would I be Would I be putting you on the
spot to ask you to recreate your third place hog call?
Speaker 17 (35:57):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
My throat has been bad. It's just like, uh, it's
like every time I try to talk, it's almost gone.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Are you able to just kind of get not do
it full throated?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Obviously, but.
Speaker 17 (36:11):
Yeah, I'll do my best. Yeah here, I like it.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
That should have gotten first place. Now, I don't really
know much about hog calling. My older daughter was in
four h back in the day, and so I remember
people showing animals, and I've gone to those things before.
But the hog calling really is limited to the sue
and the piggy piggy piggy, right, just as you demonstrated.
N Yeah, they've never really broadened that.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
I mean, what's the sue? What's suey?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
It's like sewey the way the pig was saying, that's what.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
The Oh, the noise the pig makes is supposed to
sound like suey. And then you're calling them and then piggy, piggy, piggy.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Can't you see?
Speaker 11 (37:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:03):
Okay, now what did the first and second place people
possibly do to beat that?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
All? Right? So the first place learner was a neighbor
friend of mine, and she got the best out of me.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
She did a little dance, a little dance.
Speaker 9 (37:20):
Yeah, you gotta dazzle them a little bit, because everybody's
going to do the suiy and the piggy piggy, aren't they?
Speaker 17 (37:27):
I Yeah, And then I brought my Pokemon doll with
me to have them eat the pumpkin.
Speaker 9 (37:33):
Okay, which Pokemon did you bring?
Speaker 11 (37:36):
What chalk?
Speaker 9 (37:37):
What chalk, yes, okay, and that is a pig Pokemon.
Speaker 17 (37:44):
It's a pig Pokemon.
Speaker 9 (37:45):
Yeah yeah, okay, and so it was it was on brand.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yes, and I was wearing the shirt and a hat to.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
Shirt and the hat. Are you a Pokemon fan in
general or you just brought that because it fit that
the Okay, you didn't want to go with an oint coloone,
you went with the La Chunk.
Speaker 17 (38:07):
Yeah, I like going Colone.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
That's my favorite Pokemon.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Oh that's your favorite.
Speaker 9 (38:12):
So you must have felt like you were doing Oint
Colone a disservice by bringing La Chunk.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, yeah, the form of a chunk.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
All right?
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Well, so was there also a twenty dollars prize for
third place?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
No, we just get a trophy trophy.
Speaker 9 (38:31):
So you're getting yourself quite a shelf of accomplishments, aren't you.
You got the first place trophy for the Rye the Tiger,
you got third place for Suey Seuey Piggy Piggy, All right,
Well what's next?
Speaker 17 (38:45):
Well, well, all right now I'm just playing low.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
You're just working laying low.
Speaker 9 (38:53):
Okay, good, You're you're you're regrouping, you're letting yourself heal,
getting your voice back to where it needs to be right, Yes, good?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay, Well, I just wanted to talk about jelly Row
since she was talking in the last segment. I have
a cousin who loves jelly Row and so it's my parrider.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Has this cousin gotten you into jelly Roll or you're
just mentioning that your cousin likes him?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
He loves he loves jelly Roll? Yeah, okay, him and
my provider too. They both love jelly Roll.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Okay, And what are your thoughts on jelly Roll?
Speaker 17 (39:39):
I think jelly Roll is cool.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I saw him in WWEE this.
Speaker 17 (39:43):
Past year for SummerSlam. He was saying wired.
Speaker 9 (39:47):
Was he here in Cleveland for that?
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (39:50):
Yeah, okay, that's the one that came to Brown Stadium?
Yeah all right, yeah so that made.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
You a fan?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Well that made me, yeah, a fan of jelly Ron.
You start listening to you sick, I'll.
Speaker 9 (40:04):
Tell you get people, boy, you know, you lure them
in and then you go to a wrestling event. You
got a fish where the fish are?
Speaker 17 (40:11):
I'm a huge wrestling fan.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Are you dressing up for Halloween?
Speaker 19 (40:17):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (40:19):
What are you going to be?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I'm gonna be Mario.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Mario, okay, mariodally.
Speaker 9 (40:26):
Mario Lopez from Inside Edition, Mario Cantone from Sex and
the City.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Oh oh, super Mario, Mario Mario.
Speaker 9 (40:35):
I gonna say she already bought orange crocs and everything.
Uh Mario from Okay? Now, is your boyfriend gonna be Luigi?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
No?
Speaker 9 (40:44):
No, I'll be working on that day, working on that day,
so you can't go to the uh party at odd
Fellows in Madina hosted by one Bill Squire. You know
our own Bill Squire is going to be dressed as
jelly Roll. Tommy, you could you could judge his.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Cost No, I won't be able to make it.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Yeah, I understand. Well that's a bummer.
Speaker 10 (41:08):
All right, Well listen, have fun at you're in your costume.
Thank you, all right, Tommy, take care of yourself, you too, Alan,
have a good day.
Speaker 9 (41:20):
There's Tommy who checks in occasionally. Where's she again? She's
out in near Marietta. There you go, Georgia or Ohio?
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Ohio?
Speaker 15 (41:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Good like near the what's it called? Right in the
near PA?
Speaker 9 (41:33):
Border West Virginia, bord oh West Virginia, border west by
god Virginia. Wait a mate getting a twenty dollars prize
to split to split with the couples there simply no,
I don't know how much each of them get. But wow,
how about that. It's too bad that you are not
eligible for that thousand dollars prize on Saturday Night.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Bill. No, that's all right, all right, compensated to be there?
All right? Well that's good. Then I have my duties
that I will attend to. I'm Mary. Did you hear
he said?
Speaker 11 (42:07):
Duty?
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Halloween stuff? Allan dooty? You dress them up.
Speaker 9 (42:12):
Now we're in Jersey for a wedding Jersey through Sunday.
So now I will be dressed, but I will be
dressed to kill Bill. I'll be dressed as a wedding
guest on the Jersey shore. James Bond all fancied up.
I was trying on him down to two suits, and
I need to determine which one I'm gonna wear, and
(42:33):
so I put each one on. I'm taking photos to
see which one I like more. And so I'm zeroing
in on the suit that I'm going to wear to
the wedding, and then all of the other stuff, the
tertiary outfits. I'll figure that out because it's supposed to
be pretty warm this weekend in New Jersey. But no,
I won't be I won't be dressed up.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
I don't do that anyway. Sometimes you do while you'll
come out on the Burger King Diamond a lot a
lot time. I know, maybe with uh Nora getting older,
her involvement in Halloween might get you excited. We were
going to do that family costumeer zoning.
Speaker 9 (43:13):
We were going to do Bob's Burgers. We were going
to go out to Kelly's Island, but we eighty sixty
because it was raining. So that would have been the
only time that I would have dressed I would have
dressed as Bob Belcher. But uh so, yes, but when
she'll be doing all that stuff with her grandparents this
weekend while we are in Jersey, So no, I won't
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be dressing up. And again, when I used to dress
up back in the day, that's because when the show
was doing Halloween parties right just on my own, I'm
not I'm not concerning myself with a costume.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Well, I know, like had made plans or no, because
I mean, this is Halloween weekend kind of, but Halloween
not till next Thursday. Yeah, there's other chances.
Speaker 9 (43:54):
This is the weekend when people have their parties on barbecue.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
Halloween and coming to the studio by yourself.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I have.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
That's the night of our Uker tournament.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
There's a Halloween uk tournament that my roommate and I
are in, and I have a penguin onesie. I'm gonna
wear that I bought, like, you know, face makeup and
a beak. So I'm gonna be a penguin. But very
easy and very comfortable.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeah, that's my favorite kind of costume. It's easy, comfortable. Uh,
doesn't leave you like all disheveled, very excited to be
in the city for Halloween and just see it's.
Speaker 6 (44:32):
Gonna be not chaos, but like the Purge, nine million
costumes is fun.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
You know what I mean. I'm willing to bet not
everybody is going to be dressed. Okay, eight million costumes
is fun. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 9 (44:46):
Yeah, all right, you'll be on the island till you'll
be hanging around queens.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Yeah okay, So I'll be here obviously for the show
and then the tournament starts.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
It's set Brooklyn. Halloween is to you gotta do a
dance boy. You can't do any cultural appropriation. You can't
have any massage. Noir, you can't have any kind of
thing resembling the patriarchy. Woof, boy, you want to talk
about tap dancing in a minefield? Halloween in Brooklyn?
Speaker 4 (45:18):
I feel like a penguin is safe.
Speaker 9 (45:20):
I think you might be right. But what if you're
run into somebody who screams about the endangered situation of
the emperor.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
You know that's actually really that's a flightless bird. And
if you call attention to the fact that can't fly,
then that's burdens.
Speaker 9 (45:34):
That's what I'm saying. Maybe Halloween in Brooklyn, good for you?
Diving righte in fun, she'ld dress up as a full
on Native American headdress, red face paint. Okay, play some cards,
she's the Uker penguin.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Make a penguin suit. Yeah, well, wear a penguin suit.
I bought it off Amazon.
Speaker 9 (45:56):
So you're not dressing as Colin Farrell.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
No, No, I'm not all right?
Speaker 12 (46:02):
All right, I'm gonna get Mary riled up about your
eating habits again.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Alan.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
You said yesterday you don't eat between eight pm and noon,
and we do a show from two thirty to six thirty.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
What the hell are you eating?
Speaker 9 (46:17):
Man?
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Come on, no nutrition servation or something sturdy eating there,
pull pound cake, love you fight.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Me bears.
Speaker 9 (46:30):
I appreciate your concern, by the way, but I'm sure
most people realize that you don't have to be eating
all the time.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Are you lunch and then maybe I'll have dinner? Maybe?
So what am I missing?
Speaker 9 (46:41):
Do I look mal nourished anybody?
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Nope?
Speaker 6 (46:43):
Trying to get better about that because Brian is like
you and that is too busy to eat. So on
a Saturday this past Saturday, we went or Sunday, we
woke up, he worked out, so he had a protein
shaking a banana after he worked out, and then we
went to Mapleside Farm all day and it was like
six o'clock and me and the kids ate, you know,
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chicken tenders whatever.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
He's a vegetarian, so he's like, I don't want to
a soft pretzel for launch bowl. Just all right, I
get it.
Speaker 9 (47:10):
And you're not gonna stand there shoving donuts down your
gullet all day long.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Sweet, didn't eat anything.
Speaker 6 (47:14):
He had a protein shake and a banana at probably
ten in the morning, beautiful, and then didn't need again
until ten o'clock at night. Yeah, and I shut my
mouth because I'm not. I'm like, he's thirty eight years old,
he's thirty.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Like you, you're fifty two.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
You're gonna eat when you're gonna eat fifty three. However
old you are, you're old enough to know when you're hungry.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
And although it may.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
Make me uncomfortable, it's got nothing to do with me.
I asked him twice at two different times during the day.
Speaker 9 (47:40):
I don't know what people are worried about. Like, it's
like people who are drinking water all day long, and
I guess I'm one of those people. But it's like,
you know, you're not gonna get dehydrated, right, your body
will tell you when you need to drink water.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah, but so good for you.
Speaker 9 (47:53):
Well okay, but that's a sliding scale too, So I
don't you know a lot of people do this. It's
called intermit and fasting. Now that's not what I'm doing.
I just happen to not eat between eight pm and
noon because I'm not hungry in the morning and I'm
not going to eat at night.
Speaker 6 (48:10):
So also been open about the fact though that the
reason why I get so worried is that I was
a cheerleader forever. So I've been around eating disorders, and
it makes me nervous because yes, men can get them.
Speaker 9 (48:25):
Too, No, of course they can. But but I always
think of but I think of a cheerleader with an
eating disorder, and I know there's a spectrum.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
I get it.
Speaker 9 (48:31):
But people have accused me of having an eating disorder.
I'm like, no, people just don't realize. You don't have
to be eating all the time. And so when you go, oh, yeah,
I eat a couple times a day, you're not starving yourself.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
No, But it's it's when it becomes either obsessive or
you're purposefully avoiding right eating, or you're seeing how long
you can go, or you're trying to only eat six
hundred calories a day.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Like I'm doing none of that. Get worried.
Speaker 9 (48:59):
I'm doing none of that. The fact is I'm never hungry,
so I eat for maintenance and that's it. I'm never hungry.
I'll never be like, oh my god, I gotta eat,
so so yeah, if it were just my brain, yeah,
i'd go all day long and then eat. But I'm
certainly not malnourished. I'm fine. So when you're talking about
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like I was a cheerleader, that's a whole other thing.
That's people like, you know, actively.
Speaker 4 (49:27):
Not eating well. And that's what makes me worried about Brian.
Speaker 6 (49:30):
Like I said, this is the first time he's ever
really worked out and try to get in shape. So
he's checking the label of every single thing he touches.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
Nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 9 (49:41):
Something diabetics do, or people with allergies.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Or you know, okay, sure, but you're not allergic to calories.
Speaker 9 (49:47):
No.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
But the point is he's just being mindful of what
he's putting this.
Speaker 9 (49:49):
It's also a self correcting system, you know what I mean.
Anybody that starts working out is going to get They're like,
you know when they say abs are made in the kitchen.
So it's like, I'm not going to do all this
work and then screw myself by eating whatever whenever.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
Right, I get that.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
But when he he like, we went to Costco and
he compared three cost company, Yes, we went, he compared
three different like granolas.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Which one got the most booms? Well, yeah, it's just
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (50:20):
Yes, I do that, I do things because but if
I look at Yeah, but you would know if he
was like, you'd know what he's doing, is going, Okay,
how many calories in this one? How much sugar is
in this one?
Speaker 6 (50:31):
That's exactly what it is, of course, but he'll he'll
be like, oh, I'm not going to get the avocado
because it's too much fat. And I'm like, it's good fat.
This is an okay fat to have. It's just fat
you should be having.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
That's true. I wish I liked avocado. I just don't. Yeah,
it was what was it? Oh there's a I don't
know me? And this one has ten grams of sugar.
The other one only has nine. I'm like, pick a
goddamn granola, and he will.
Speaker 9 (50:57):
And by the way, you can't keep that going forever,
so he might at some point go I'm gonna ease
off the.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Throttle a little bit, but what you like, And like
he's still figuring out the things to eat on a
regular basis. Once you have your routine down, then you
kind of know what you're getting and you go, oh,
this is the kind I get each time. And if
he's still trying to figure it out, that's a different,
uh story, And.
Speaker 9 (51:20):
Isn't part of it all? Isn't part of it also
that you don't want to feel weird if you tell him, oh,
I had a ruben and a coke and some potato pancakes,
and he's checking which one has nine grams of sugar
and which one is ten.
Speaker 6 (51:35):
I sent him a picture of my entire table of
food from Slimon's. Yep, I'm past that point.
Speaker 9 (51:42):
Does he be worried about you now you're just flexing?
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
Does he ever worry about you?
Speaker 6 (51:46):
No, but he's he's a better person in that manner
where if he worried about me, he is a man. Yeah,
he would say it in a very kind way and
not b in Like if I sent him a picture
of imonds, which I did, he would never comment back
and be like, don't you think that's too much food?
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Never say anything like that like the waitress did. Yes,
like the woman said, is it someone joining you? It's
all for you? Is there anyone else with you?
Speaker 9 (52:13):
You got strangers shamed by a waitress.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
I just get nervous. So when people talk about them,
and you should have said that Zach Brown looked so
hot at that concert, I know you started. I started.
It's all my fault. You put it out into the universe.
My fault.
Speaker 9 (52:29):
They've been described as juvenile, ridiculous, moronic, smug and unlistenable.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
They've also gotten some bad reviews.
Speaker 15 (52:39):
I give it two thumbs in my ears, so I
don't have to listen Chase the.
Speaker 3 (52:43):
Allen cock shall.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
I got more money for you, one thousand dollars if
you were to put a value on it about eight
minutes from now. Another keyword to grab a grand from
the buzzard bookie.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
So be listening for those.
Speaker 9 (53:16):
Your Cleveland Cavaliers will play tomorrow night, your season opener.
Speaker 4 (53:21):
They're on the road.
Speaker 9 (53:22):
They're in Toronto to play the Raptors. That's a seven
thirty tip off tomorrow night here on WMMS, and the
home opener two nights later this Friday night, seven thirty tip.
They'll be hosting the Detroit Pistons Calves home opener Friday night.
All of it here on MMS. I was reading watching
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a little bit of the media day with the Celtics coach.
Do you watch the thing with the Celtics coach? This
guy named Joe Mizoola is the coach of the Celtics.
I think they are the reigning champs. Do they win
the championship last season and they you know it down
with the guy and they're like, hey, how do you
feel about things? That they're kind of the rare championship
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team where they've changed almost none of the roster. They
have just about every single one of the the guy's back,
and they were asking Joe Mozoila, do you feel pressure?
He's the guy that replaced Doc Rivers. Yeah, no, who's
the guy that got knocked out with all of the Uh,
he was having sexy time with us Doc Rivers? Who
(54:27):
was mel He's dating an actress and then she found
out I was.
Speaker 4 (54:31):
Dating Neil Long. Yeah, who was that guy?
Speaker 7 (54:39):
It was?
Speaker 4 (54:42):
Yeah, so he had been with Long thirteen I know.
Speaker 9 (54:47):
So anyway, anyway, long story, they get this Joe Mozilla
guy to replace. Did he have the whole season with
them or did he replace a mid season the championship season?
Speaker 4 (54:57):
He had the whole seas he did? Okay, because that
happened to like a year and a half or tay.
Speaker 9 (55:03):
Anyway, they asked him, hey, do you feel pressured? And
he goes nope, because we're all gonna be dead soon
and none of it will matter. I wonder if any
of the player's ears perked out there, like is he
trying to tell us something or does he just mean
it in like a larger existential sense, try to put
our minds at ease, This too shall pass, or we
will all be dead soon. So now the question is
(55:26):
what does the coach the Boston Celtics know that we don't.
We all know that we will eventually die. But he said,
we're gonna be dead soon, So keep your eyes the
relative term anyway, So keep your eyes on Boston. What
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is the latest something could be soon? I was having
a conversation with my daughter and we were making the
delineations between kind of some when you refer to things
in a numerical value. She's like, could several be too?
And I said, no, several. I think in people's brains
they associate several with seven. Maybe, I said, you know,
if you have two, you've got a couple. I'm just
(56:10):
you know, just general terminology. A few, three, three, four, Yeah,
you got a few. Several would be What is the
farthest away that soon could be?
Speaker 4 (56:19):
I think it depends on what you're talking to.
Speaker 9 (56:21):
Well, Bill said, it's relative, So I'm kind of trying
to zero.
Speaker 4 (56:24):
In on if it's you're gonna die soon? Is six? Months.
But if it's when's your pizza coming, six months is
not soon? You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (56:33):
Well, because the timeline is longer. Okay, So it does
depend on what you're.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
Talking about completely relative.
Speaker 9 (56:42):
Well, and it's funny you mentioned that because you know
you might remember probably twenty years ago, it was kind
of the gold standard Domino's Pizza used to do. We
will have your pizza there in six months or it's free.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
Kay, familiar.
Speaker 9 (56:57):
I'm pretty sure that's what it was. They had a
whole ad campaign behind it.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
Revolutionary in dirty work. Mm hmm, that's the nooid. Stay
away from him. Yeah, Marge News, she's all over it.
Speaker 9 (57:11):
And my Chicago Bears, they have determined have the hardest
remaining schedule for this season.
Speaker 4 (57:18):
I think it's still gonna be harder for the Browns
considering they're so bad.
Speaker 9 (57:21):
The brown stink. You want to talk about relatives. I mean,
the Bears have the rare winning season right now. They're
four and two. Browns really stink. So see, you know,
every team that they play are going to roll over them.
But of the bears eleven remaining games, nine of them
are against teams that are currently in playoff spots. So
(57:43):
when they've crunched all the data. My bears, they had
their bye week, They've got a tough schedule. See what
I think will be interesting about the Browns is what
from here on out? What team will they happen to beat?
Because that will happen. You know, they probably won't go
winless the remainder of the season. What team will they
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happen to beat? Beat the odds? You know, it's one
thing to beat a team like the Jaguars when they're
in the basement just like you. But even they could
beat you. What do they say any given Sunday, Monday
or Thursday in the game of football?
Speaker 4 (58:23):
So you know we'll have.
Speaker 9 (58:27):
Are we gonna have Whoopsei's picks tomorrow? Oh? Yeah, I
do it because we're out Thursday and Friday.
Speaker 4 (58:32):
Yeah, we'll have them tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (58:34):
Is there a science fair tomorrow? Orre you not feeling it?
Given your befuddlement. I don't want that to get in
the way.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
That's right. Well, listen on the on.
Speaker 9 (58:45):
The occasion of Mary leaving the show, I've had I'm
sure we've all gotten them, but I've gotten a lot
of messages from people saying, why don't you just have
Cody Bunch of pound Cake back on the show, and
my answer is, I'm always moving forward. I'm not looking backward.
I'm looking forward.
Speaker 4 (58:59):
And also, Mary's what Mary makes isn't going to move
the needle much on that.
Speaker 9 (59:04):
No left for the benefits, all right, and that wouldn't
That ain't gonna change, of.
Speaker 4 (59:09):
Which I have zero right they'm going to change.
Speaker 9 (59:13):
But but more than that, I'm he's I assume I
don't hear him, but he's I'm sure he's doing fine.
I'm not looking backwards. I'm looking forwards.
Speaker 6 (59:24):
Just tell everyone who's replacing me, just come out and say,
Plank Jackson.
Speaker 4 (59:33):
Plank Jackson. Yep.
Speaker 9 (59:36):
Yeah, so it's I've got a couple of candidates in
the pipeline. I don't want to pull the curtain back
too far, but it will probably be drunk soup. But listen,
I wanted somebody who kind of represented Mary in the
before times, yes, and I thought, who better? But it'll
be fine, and everything was you know who I think
(59:57):
of That dude who leaves NonStop hateful messages for you?
Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Is he?
Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Well, I'm sorry, I say it was yesterday the best
day of his life. He was on fire.
Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
I was like, Yeah, but what is he gonna do?
But careful what you wish for? Yeah, because now what's
he gonna hate? He'll move his hate to something.
Speaker 9 (01:00:15):
Well, he'll pivot because it's not going to turn into
glowing reviews every single day. Right, people who are angry
about one thing, they're usually angry about more than one thing.
Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
That might be his default position for all I know.
Speaker 9 (01:00:28):
I can't imagine one person that he doesn't know and
can actively avoid engendering that much.
Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Right, you're not obligated to listen to this no matter
who's on it.
Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
Yeah, to throw yourself into that voluntarily and get upset,
it's bad for your mental health. Well, that's bad for
your brain, bad for your body, to put yourself in
a position that makes you angry all the time.
Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
That's when it comes back to me being the problem
because I ruined they are favorite show.
Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Usually I was a downfall of this program. I see not.
Speaker 9 (01:01:08):
According to those dudes that called yesterday, left messages yesterday. Yeah,
they were all about it, and one guy said, you
were the only thing that makes this show bearable.
Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
He can't bear it. I get to be that, I
get to be Uh, scrutinized, and people are like, oh,
Bill's not even trying to further his career because he's
not even doing what Mary's doing. So that's nice, Meaning
why you didn't move to New York. I don't want
to move to New York. I don't you know. I
just do vocal shows. I didn't. I did New York
(01:01:42):
a long time ago. But nothing that happens before the
show is of any importance to anybody.
Speaker 10 (01:01:49):
On the road.
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
For ten years, no one ever cares about that. No
one ever was like, oh that, like like that the
life before this, even though the things that I do
and I got the new special coming out there, you know,
they don't care. That's what I'm saying. I just want
to go on.
Speaker 9 (01:02:04):
I can't word only forward, you can't look backwards. So
what did jelly Roll say, Mary?
Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
The windshields bigger than the rear view windshields bigger than this.
Speaker 9 (01:02:15):
Now I'm inspired.
Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
He finally did it.
Speaker 9 (01:02:19):
It took a while for Jelly Roll to pierce my
foot thick skin, but he did it. So why the
windshield is bigger than the rear view mirror, and because
it would also be ridiculous for the rear view mirror
to be as large as the windshield. It would be dangerous,
it would be an egregious design flaw, and it would
(01:02:43):
be fundamentally a bad engineering.
Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
But Jelly Roll's not an engineer, so not his fault.
Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
I've ruined it for everybody. I ruined the show for
the listeners. I've ruined the well. It's comparisons.
Speaker 9 (01:02:59):
For Bill, You've ruined drinking.
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
I've ruined drinking. Yep, you and that goddamn sobriety you
gave Brian and eating disorder. Yeah, I gave Brian. This
is just everybody's so happy to see me go.
Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
Although some of our listeners in recovery, you have been
their Jelly role.
Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
I've I've gotten some very I got some very very
kind messages yesterday ten degree where people were like, hey,
I just want to thank you for being open. The
two things people reach out to me the most about
our sobriety and grief, where they're like, you know, I
lost my loved one and I felt like I was
just alone in this horrible place in my life. And
to hear you also be sad help. So I do
(01:03:39):
appreciate being able to share that kind of stuff with people.
That was very, very nice.
Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
It's funny.
Speaker 9 (01:03:45):
A lot of people got mad because there was a
Chrisier clip going around where he said stopping drinking doesn't
improve anyone's life.
Speaker 12 (01:03:53):
Did you see that?
Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
It was him and Sagara talking and tons like, there's
a lot of people whose lives are better because they're
not drinking, and he goes, Nope, it's just them.
Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
It's not the drinking. It's them that sounds like an alcoholic.
If you asked me, well, a.
Speaker 9 (01:04:09):
Lot of people had they had a heyday with that.
I got money here for you. He's sitting there with
some beers. I mean, you know, but he didn't. He
certainly didn't seem drunk.
Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:04:20):
Caitlin left me another message. Remember Caitlyn left a message
on the app yesterday, all the bit she didn't like,
rattled off all these things about me that she doesn't like,
but that she's a fan of the show. And I'm like,
I really am going to need some follow up. Just
a message yesterday, Hey, Alan, this is Caitlin.
Speaker 13 (01:04:37):
Just wanted to call in and provide you with some
hopefully constructive feedback in no particular order, all of what
I'm about to mention are all horrible segments. Any episode
that doesn't have Mary on it or female presence, I
would immediately delete and will not listen to any segment
with Brian or Wilhelmina or Mozgov or Satan Dick from Dayton's.
(01:05:00):
And when you list off your bureau chiefs. I'm sure
there's many more, but just those are the ones that
come up off the top of my head at the moment.
Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Other than that, you know, genuinely love the show genuinely,
which is nice, so like people are genuine Now, this
is also a thing where people that's really sexist of
her though, to say that she just deletes the episode
if Mary's not on it or there's not a female
presence on it because she doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
If there, it could be the best show she's ever heard.
But you're just saying, oh, no, woman, not for me. Sexist. Yep,
you're right.
Speaker 14 (01:05:34):
It is.
Speaker 9 (01:05:35):
Also this is what people get wrong about constructive criticism.
It's only constructive if you're a man giving it. It's
only constructive if you are trying to construct something else
to go, Hey, let me give you some constructive criticism.
Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
You suck.
Speaker 9 (01:05:53):
That's not constructive. Criticism. I can handle any kind of criticism,
but when you call it constructive. So anyway, I don't
know what she left. She I saw she left another message.
Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
They're trying to construct you to They're trying to what
I said, They're trying to construct you to stop sucking.
Speaker 9 (01:06:09):
Oh that's what it is. Yes, well that is helpful.
But there's also so many people who love those segments.
I would like to stop sucking.
Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
Some people love the suck.
Speaker 9 (01:06:18):
Every day you're pushing that rock up hill.
Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
Mary, you know this. Hey, Allen, this is Caitlin, as requested.
Speaker 13 (01:06:26):
I am calling back in to let you know what
aspects of the show I do like, and to be honest,
it had me thinking for a little bit what I
do like of your show.
Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
What comes to mind is I do like Mary very
sad to hear that she's leaving.
Speaker 13 (01:06:43):
Other than that, I like when you're not being pretentious.
Speaker 12 (01:06:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
Well, she's really got to go noodle on this, doesn't
she's like because she told me that she genuinely likes
the show, but now she's having a hard time generating
things that she likes. And I know she's like under
the gun, but she could have called me any time
she could have a list ready. First of all, you know,
I do get the pretentious things sometimes, but I'm never pretentious.
(01:07:10):
It's just that I'm a pretty sharp guy and a
lot of you listening are stupid. That's not pretension, that's
just I don't have a pretentious bone in my body.
I'm not any better than anybody else. But again, that's
not constructive. I do like Mary. Well, Mary's leaving now. Again,
Caitlyn's one person and nothing's.
Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Gonna change it.
Speaker 9 (01:07:35):
Main character syndrome she listen. She's a listener like any other.
So I always like to hear where people are coming from.
But when you leave me a message and go um um,
take some time, take some time, make a list, organize
your thoughts. Anyway, Thank you, Caitlin. I do appreciate it.
(01:07:56):
Not quite the detailed follow up I was hoping for,
but the man said it. You can't always get what
you want.
Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
You know.
Speaker 9 (01:08:05):
There's going to be no shortage Mary of people wishing
you a fund farewell. There's going to be some celebrities.
Oh oh, you want to talk to Diamond, David Lee, Rothes, Hello, Mary.
Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Maybe it's not I want it.
Speaker 12 (01:08:24):
I wanted to confirm that you're right about Sliman's. The
one on Saint Clair is the best I've gone all of.
Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Them, and that is the one where it just melts
in their mouth.
Speaker 12 (01:08:37):
Late eighty nine. And I'm sorry to hear you go,
but I have a request that is for a Halloween show.
Could you please do your squeaky voice the entire show?
Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
I love that voice a voice.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
That one.
Speaker 9 (01:08:54):
That's the I thought it was going to be Diamond David.
I didn't know it was Diamond Dave.
Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
That's on me.
Speaker 9 (01:08:59):
I thought it was going to be Diamond David Lee Raw.
Then we're gonna okay, thank you Diamond Dave. He likes
your Is that really a squeaky voice? That's that's when
you mock me and Bill.
Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
Oh but you guys could stand that for four straight hours.
That's a lot just having a regular conversation like that. Well,
all I'm saying is when I watched the debate, a
sald that common law was making more pulses don.
Speaker 9 (01:09:21):
Trumples, and he said common law? Were they talking about
common law marriages? Kamala Harris, as of.
Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Course, I see.
Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
I don't think that's not a voice that can be
used in serious right conversation. All right, so I guess
Leah Pages did a butch cocaine dead.
Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Yeah, well I will miss that.
Speaker 9 (01:09:41):
I will miss that being mocked you.
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
I like the voice, okay, yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.
I'll call it and leave you a voicemail every now
and then.
Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
All right, Alan, Halloween in Brooklyn was the less successful
follow up to Christmas in Hollis. Remember that for run
dmc right, it's Christmas time. He is Christmas Music in Hollis, Queens. Yeah,
all right, Well, everybody is going to find a little
something that they like, something they don't like, and that's
(01:10:11):
the beauty of it. That is the nature of discourse. Now,
of course, I don't know. I'm going to have to
forward people to you when they invariably inquire about the
status of your foot picks.
Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
Oh please, I'm not going to have a jobs at
gmail dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
You've got a pedicure.
Speaker 9 (01:10:32):
He is going to have to up her foot game exponentially.
Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
I'd love it if you bought pictures.
Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
Of you got a pedicure today? I did?
Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
All right, a me any petty scheduled at eleven am?
Speaker 9 (01:10:42):
Do you on days that you get pedicures. Do you post, hey,
interested parties. I got fresh pigs right here, you say,
suee piggy, piggy piggy.
Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
No, but I should, Yeah, you should. I'm doing it
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Santorto's Gmail DOCA. If I had a baby, I'd name
it Alan Cox, wrapping in a blanket and give it
up for adoption in one of those countries where you
can't drink the water. That's what I think of you,
Alan COXMS.
Speaker 9 (01:11:27):
We got hot celebrity goss not far off, courtesy of
our own Perez Builton.
Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
It'll be close to the four thirty.
Speaker 9 (01:11:37):
There will be another one thousand dollars right around that
time as well. Your Cleveland Cavaliers will kick off the
regular season tomorrow night. It's an away game. They're on
the road in Toronto, play the Raptors. That's Chris Bosh
Toronto Raptors. That's Fred Workleman, Fred van Horneman, he could
(01:11:57):
be on their team.
Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
I don't know that. Fred van Vliet, he's on the Rockets,
I believe that, but he was on the Raptors.
Speaker 9 (01:12:03):
Yes, I want now anyway, Calves Raptors in Toronto Tomorrow night,
seven thirty is your tip off and then the home
opener at the Romo Fijo Friday night, seven thirty against
the Detroit Pistons. An exciting season with Donovan Mitchell and
Darius Garland and Evan Mobley and another Mobiley aren't there
(01:12:25):
two Mobley's?
Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:12:27):
Isaiah Isaiah Mobley, Max Strus, he's out. Who's the guy
with the fro? Jared Allen?
Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Jared Allen? Who else do they have? They still have
caroselovert yep? Ok. Yeah, they pretty much kept the whole
team together. Oh there you go, all right?
Speaker 9 (01:12:46):
And yes, ladies, they still have Dean Wade, so you're
Calves tomorrow night on MMS. Also used to have a
young man on this show who didn't want to poop
in public, wanted to be a home didn't want to
do it at work. Well, if you were at the
exact opposite end of the spectrum and you can't wait
to poop in public, your time has come right here
(01:13:10):
in Cleveland, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
This company in Portland that makes these public lose.
Speaker 9 (01:13:16):
And Cleveland Planning Commission has given the green light for
the city's first outdoor public bathrooms. There will be four
of them, and these are if you haven't seen a
photo of them.
Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
These are.
Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
You know, they.
Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
Kind of have a there's a great near the bottom,
is a great near the top. They're unisex. The first
of them will be installed this fall in Cleveland. If
you've ever been to a city that has outdoor public toilets,
they really run the gamut.
Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
You know, I was still woo and peace is going
to be there no matter what, so you might as
well get the toilets.
Speaker 9 (01:13:59):
I was still live in Pittsburgh some twenty years ago
when they started putting their first public toilets on the
south side. They're on Carson Street, and at that time
they would just look like giant eggs and you would
get in there. A problem that every city has, and
they have to kind of work this into the design,
is how do you keep homeless people from just living
(01:14:21):
in them? In the early days of public toilets, that
was what they had to contend with, and I think
given the design that they're showing now, they might have
figured that out. But public turlets in and around Cleveland, Ohio,
they'll be installed. They'll be the first public turlets installed
(01:14:42):
outside of the metro parks. They'll put them in canal
basin Park.
Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Do you know where that is?
Speaker 9 (01:14:49):
Perk Plaza? What is Perk Plaza? And at the corner
of East seventeenth and Payne Avenue company called Portland Loo,
which is considered the national standard of public crappers. So listen,
is it a valuable public service? Yes, stainless steel, the
(01:15:15):
word stainless is really going to get put.
Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
To the test.
Speaker 9 (01:15:17):
There a graffiti proof, so you can't tag them with
whatever you want to put on there. I imagine that
excludes uh, smearing poop? Is that considered tagging something? When
you smear your poop, it's wash off? Oh okay, they'll
hose these off, I imagine. So these are oval kiosks
(01:15:40):
with two hand washing stations, a built in pressure washer.
Imagine doing so much damage that you need a pressure washer.
Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
End on the days?
Speaker 10 (01:15:53):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Hey, you think it's satisfying when they do a drive away? Yeah,
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 9 (01:16:02):
Just wait, I give it ten days before these things
are completely broken and need to be tended to.
Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
I'm sure there's gonna be constant maintenance on them, but
I still think they're worth it to keep people from
pooping on the streets and being less in public Because
I mean, you know, like using the ele or the
stairwells in our parking garage always smells like.
Speaker 9 (01:16:27):
Oh, it's terrible. I mean the men's room here smells
like a public park. I don't know what there. There's
no urinal cakes or anything. There's no there's no attempt
made whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
The smell.
Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
The closest thing to urinal cakes in those urinals is
just zen's something just spitting their zen into a.
Speaker 9 (01:16:46):
Little pinch between the cheek and gums, and then you're
paying on it.
Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
How's the peace situation there, Mary's It's not pretty bad. No,
New York City, No, doesn't smell like human urine at all.
Why has it got to human? That's what I'm saying. Yeah,
it could be anything.
Speaker 9 (01:17:04):
It's truly that olfactory milange there that you get that
makes New York City so exciting, such a fun place
to be. The summer summer suppressive. It's like punching you
in the face with poop and pea, very upsetting.
Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Julie's got there that now that they have garbage cans
instead of just putting the garbage on the street.
Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
Well I still put the garbage on the street. I
mean there are people with cans, but a lot of
places don't care, just put the trash on the street.
Speaker 14 (01:17:37):
So weird.
Speaker 9 (01:17:38):
So the design of these, if you've seen the photo,
it has open grates.
Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
They're kind of open top and bottom.
Speaker 9 (01:17:45):
They say to allow the sights and sounds to carry
outside the restrooms while maintaining privacy. You think that you
wouldn't want to broadcast the sounds of what's happening in there.
But eight cities over the past few years, I have
had hundreds of these things set up Fort Wayne, Indiana, Reno, Nevada, Asheville,
(01:18:10):
North Carolina. I wonder if they lost theirs in Helene.
Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
It's the only thing still standing.
Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
Yeah, right, the Portland Loo and Anchorage, Alaska, Boy Alaska
sounds like fun. Imagine spiriting yourself off to Anchorage, Alaska
with a loved one, just curling up stone's throw from
a Portland Loo. They have in Philly too, and I
(01:18:35):
guess their reviews have been pretty good. It's going to
cost the city of Cleveland six hundred thousand dollars, And
of course this is the culmination of anytime a city
wants to do this, they have to commission these years
long public restroom studies. I'd like to be the person
in charge of that too, Frank, we need you to commandeer,
We need you to spearhead the public restroom study as
(01:18:59):
to whether or not would be good and cost efficient
and how we can make sure that homeless.
Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
People don't sleep in them and turn them into little apartments.
Speaker 9 (01:19:11):
So they determined in this study that the worries that
people have homeless people in there, people doing drugs I
mean banging the right bang, yeah, whatever. A lot of
other cities say they don't even get out of there
when they're done. Well, just don't as long as they
don't live in them. But also why not make places
where they can live. I mean back in the day
(01:19:31):
the public toilets you used to have, they were coin operated.
You have to change in them like a parking meter
to get in. They weren't open this article they were
talking about. We don't even think they should make it
like a cloud game.
Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
What do you have to get? You have to you
take your dump and then you use the cloud to
try and point to get out to flush to flush it.
Speaker 9 (01:19:56):
I think, and obviously this wouldn't be a great if
you were under pressure, you really need to get in there.
But I think anybody doesn't.
Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
It makes diamonds. Alan, I know it does.
Speaker 9 (01:20:07):
Practice makes progress. Anybody who is in there to do
a number two. It should be like a pay it
forward thing. Incorporating Bill's claw machine. Idea is if you've
taken a number two, you don't flush, and the benefits
are twofold one, you don't waste that water. Two the
next person has to use the claw to remove your
(01:20:29):
adult to remove your poop.
Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
So that's how you get it.
Speaker 9 (01:20:32):
Merry were visionaries. You can call it all you want.
Public toilets are fundamentally gross.
Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
You don't have any ideas. You're not even contributing.
Speaker 9 (01:20:42):
Where's your constructive criticism.
Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
I think they're doing great. I don't think they need
a poop claw machine, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (01:20:49):
Nobody needs a poop claw machine. But why not make
the public restroom industry a bit more fun and.
Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
Innovative.
Speaker 6 (01:20:57):
Then you have to stand there and smell it while
you play the game, and then you're gonna end up
puking in the These are long oval structures.
Speaker 9 (01:21:06):
You are at the far end of where the toilet is,
you're at opposite end. There's a little screen.
Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
You are long and it makes all the sense of
the world to me. I don't know who's not getting this,
who's not getting this.
Speaker 9 (01:21:19):
I couldn't believe when I first saw they commission to
study that they didn't come directly to AC even though
the pool Claws bills idea. I would have consulted him
and then they would have come to us.
Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
Tandem.
Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
Since they'll be set up near pre existing water and
sewer lines, they won't cost extra to install.
Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (01:21:45):
They said the venting helps with smells and things of
that nature. Yeah, I think smells is all you need
to say. I don't know if things of that nature
is required. It's like when people say high rate of speed.
You don't need rate of high speed.
Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
We get it. Seven am in the morning.
Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
Yep, that's right, he called me in seven am in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
So what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (01:22:07):
So yeah, one in Canal Basin, one in the corner
of East seventeenth and pain fittingly in front of the
Virgil E. Brown Studio or sorry building studio, and then
one at Perk Plaza. I don't know what Perk Plaza is,
but that's where one is going to be. I thought
they were putting four of them out there, but Perk
(01:22:28):
Plaza East twelfth near Cathedral of Saint John the Evangelist.
So that's right down here so far. Nope, he said, yep,
right on the other side of a couple of blocks
south of us, back behind that building with the FedEx
and you know, so there you go, Hello, Susan.
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Hi guys, so are you hi?
Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (01:22:56):
So?
Speaker 20 (01:22:56):
I just have some disgusting restaurant knowledge. I used to
work for the Metro parks, and the reason why they
had to put the great down in the bathrooms that
you just you know, poop in and stuff were because
people were hiding down there that had fetishes to get
pooped ont.
Speaker 9 (01:23:20):
They're not harming anyone to say. We don't have to
say people.
Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
We can say men. This was this wasn't the people there,
weren't women there, Like ah, I really won't got pooped on.
This was a mad climb down there and look at
your hole.
Speaker 9 (01:23:34):
You know that's just I mean again, it's a victimless crime.
I don't get what the problem is.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Well, they got locked out.
Speaker 9 (01:23:44):
They got locked out of the poopers.
Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (01:23:46):
After like who determined that was happening with somebody and
looked down and saw a couple of eyes blinking at
them or what.
Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
I have no idea, but it was.
Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
I mean, my dad's like almost eighty now, but it
was long.
Speaker 20 (01:23:59):
Ago when I was younger, and he's like, yeah, we
have to do this thing where we got to put
these greats down the poopers down there because people are
crawling in them and watching people poop.
Speaker 9 (01:24:07):
I was like, oh my god, imagine having a conversation
with your dad.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
Was your day at work, dad, Just imagine how disappointed
you are in society at that moment. I feel like
I got a job at the parks department. It's beautiful,
I work with nature. I get to do it. And
then they go, well, today is poop great day, because.
Speaker 9 (01:24:30):
It's a great day to be alive if you're Susan's dad, right,
Because because.
Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
It didn't happen once, it happened enough times that they're like,
this is a problem.
Speaker 9 (01:24:41):
Yeah. I mean so one or two times we'll let
it go, but not a dozen. Yeah, you go, hey,
don't do this again.
Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
And then they keep getting in there and it's different people,
different guys each time.
Speaker 9 (01:24:54):
And I mean Susan's dad was dealing with this, I
assume pre internet. Yeah, you couldn't get the word out. Now,
you could get the word out immediately. Back then, it
had to be if you'll pardon, the word of mouth
that people got to know was on.
Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
The news too. There's probably news stories about it.
Speaker 10 (01:25:11):
Pay drinkers in your sitting the mouth, oh, diarrhea, out
of the mouth.
Speaker 17 (01:25:16):
That's how they spread the words.
Speaker 9 (01:25:17):
Terrible, terrible, terrible. Susan's having a great time with this
dad story of hers.
Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Gross.
Speaker 9 (01:25:25):
All right, thank you, Susan, take care of you too.
There's a little cautionary tale there for Susan.
Speaker 14 (01:25:31):
Pe poo, pee pee, poo, poo poo. I like to doo, poo, poo, poo, peep,
pe poo, poo, poo, pee pee poo, poo, pee pee
pee pee poo, poo, poo, oh pee pee. What I
like to do pee pee poo, peepee, poo, poo poo.
I like to doo too, poo, poo, peep.
Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Pe poo.
Speaker 9 (01:25:47):
And all these public restrooms, I hope they have poop knives. Yeah,
somebody else points out it's bold of you, guys to
assume that my stools are for enough to corrept with
the claw. Well, all right, maybe there'll be like a
(01:26:08):
makeshift scoop, Allen, screwed poop claw. How about poop bonus hole?
Oh no, no, that would work.
Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Pushing it.
Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Yeah, there's a bunch of poo on a ledge and
then yeah, adding into slot. This is terrible, Allen.
Speaker 9 (01:26:28):
My ex wife and I honeymooned in Limerick, Ireland twenty eighteen.
They had the pay to use public bathrooms in the park.
One in five were operational, the other four were broken
or had homeless people or people shooting up. And yeah,
again that's what there. That might be in the subsequent
six years they might have figured out those design flaws.
(01:26:49):
And I would also imagine Limerick, Ireland was not spending
six hundred thousand dollars on public lose but uh also
devotion accuracy. Isaiah Mobley not on the Cleveland Cavaliers. I'm
being told he's not anymore. I guess not send him
somewhere else if this person is correct.
Speaker 15 (01:27:12):
Hey, Peter Pittsburgh. Also, I want to say thank you
very much for the heads up of telling me and
the audience are franchil eggshelled minds that Mary's leaving because
it's a stupid thing, but it means something to me
in my day to day life. Not a big thing,
but you know, it's just interruptions, you know whatever. Thanks
(01:27:33):
hate the show.
Speaker 9 (01:27:35):
All right, whatever he's talking about, there's Pete and Pittsburgh.
He's he's happy to know that we're keeping him abreast.
Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Instead of just finishing out the year and then met
coming back.
Speaker 9 (01:27:44):
There's gone, Yeah, congratulations. Also, forget thee on a two
way contract with the G League with the charge, so
he's still technically on the the.
Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
Okay, I think twenty four maybe maybe he's not on
this season. I mean he's not twenty four to twenty five.
So that's my contract. That's what you found.
Speaker 9 (01:28:05):
You're on a two way with a G league.
Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
That's actually why I'm leaving no basketball. They call me
mayor two G League. You think people who think women
aren't funny cool, just wait until a five foot two,
overweight white woman joins the G League.
Speaker 9 (01:28:22):
It's like, a two way contract is not enough for me.
I'm gonna need more ways than that.
Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
Yeah, Cleveland, Ohio, four way, five ways. There's a ton
of different ways you can get in.
Speaker 9 (01:28:31):
Right, Cleveland just squeezes into easily one of the most
one of the most brag Worthy lists. You know, every
year they do the top ten rat infested cities in
the United States. Cleveland just squeezing in at number ten.
Congratulations Cleveland. The great city of Chicago, Illinois has claimed
(01:28:58):
the top spot for the tenth.
Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
Ear in a row.
Speaker 9 (01:29:01):
Well, this is a city of alleys, and that means
that you're going to have a lot of rats living
all over the place. La New York, San Francisco, Detroit, Baltimore.
Cleveland number ten rattiest city in the United States.
Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
So well done.
Speaker 9 (01:29:23):
We're getting public crappers and that's going to be a
boon to the city's rat population too. Do you see
the video of the guy and his wife that are
in the car that they were in a car park
and they pull out and there's a rat sitting on
their windshield wiper, and so they get out to I'll
show it to you. They kind of get out to
and it jumps up on the guy like this rat
(01:29:45):
just leaps on him. Why oh, guy gets out to
show it away, it sums up on his I'm just
trying to get it off my car.
Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Man a two situation. But this guy gave up.
Speaker 9 (01:30:11):
Yeah, he could have had a friend for life right there.
It's a big I love that they still have a
disc man affixed to their dash. There's still people rocking
it man, old school.
Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
I love it. Hey, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
Guy.
Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
So I have a poop story for you.
Speaker 14 (01:30:32):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
My buddy who lived down the street from me when
I was living in Cleveland, well, he used to have
a party every fourth of July. Well, one year we
decided to drop a deuce and it ended up in
a purse. So the thing ended up on an out
on the road, and well, before you know it, people
(01:30:54):
are driving by.
Speaker 12 (01:30:55):
And you'd hear the car go.
Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
And they would put it in reverse, then they would
pick it up, they would take off, and in about
five seconds later you heard Well, before you know it,
there's like twenty drunk people standing behind these houses trying
not to laugh, and everybody's going, oh, that's so disgusting.
But years after everybody was there, and now there's hundreds
(01:31:19):
of people at this party waiting for the poop purse.
Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
Great times. Let me tell you, what do you mean
it ended up in a purse?
Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Well, you know, somebody dooced in the person.
Speaker 9 (01:31:33):
Yeah, so this is a person that you knew was
this person you.
Speaker 12 (01:31:36):
Jeff, how do you How are you gonna put me
on the spot like that?
Speaker 9 (01:31:43):
You said it was a long time ago. I imagine
that there's probably nobody has any recourse for this now, right.
I bet that the statute of limitations at any kind
of litigation is long gone.
Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Jeff, You're probably right.
Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
But I'm still not going to answer that question.
Speaker 9 (01:31:58):
He's the I got you, Okay, thank you. I ate
too much, corn man. He's really playing it close to
the vest, isn't.
Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
It just ended up in there? Okay, just ended up
in a purse.
Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
It was a.
Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Knockoff, coach. I have hot snakes, you guys. That's when
the diary comes out like a hot snake, and you
had hot snakes and bubble gut.
Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
It seems a little unfair that you can watch our
live stream but we can't see you. But we'll fix
that tonight. Outside your window seven mms.
Speaker 9 (01:32:51):
Got some hot celebrity gossip straight ahead, Percy Peres Bilton
and then money for you too, another one thousand dollars
in about seven or eight minutes. That'll be your next
keyword to grab a grand from the buzzard. Bookie Calves
start the regular season Tomorrow night on the road, they'll
(01:33:13):
play the Raptors in Toronto. And then Friday night the
home opener Calves Pistons Detroit comes to Cleveland or a
seven thirty tip off at the Romo Fijo. I don't
know what the big whu ha is going to be
that night. They always do something for the home opener, uh.
Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
But I just want them to win. I want the
Calves to win. Yep, pardon me.
Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
And then.
Speaker 9 (01:33:41):
And then we're off with the season. There a lot
of messages coming in. People have a direct personal experience
with all kinds of perves. With respect to public toilets,
is this.
Speaker 14 (01:33:55):
Dog from Cleveland.
Speaker 21 (01:33:57):
I used to work for the metro parks cleaning those
out and they're a big guys. Can in waiters down
there with cameras and phones.
Speaker 9 (01:34:11):
Born hip waiters, Oh, with cameras and fun. Was it
just a big hole that goes into the.
Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
Sewer out there? It just goes into the ground.
Speaker 9 (01:34:18):
Hip waiters and will has to go into the sewers, right,
I mean if they're down there in the in the tunnel, well, I.
Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
Think that like the latrine ones that are just like
ou the I don't think they're there don't flush or anything. Oh,
I say, in the hole, giant hole. Hey, Hellen.
Speaker 15 (01:34:37):
Years ago, my mom's friend was one of those women
who saw the eyeballs down.
Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
On the toilet looking at their better holes. Uh, pretty disgusting.
Scared the hell out of her.
Speaker 15 (01:34:47):
Probably traumatized her a bit.
Speaker 9 (01:34:51):
All right, there you go. Probably traumatized her a bit.
Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
I don't know if I believe that that is actually happening.
Speaker 9 (01:34:57):
You don't think anything. People are lying to their children
in these about it. You've got to believe women, Mary.
Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
I'm not saying it's because of women. I just can't
imagine a person told the story. Why would this mom
lie to their son about this? I don't know, but
parents lie about stuff all the time. I've heard news
stories about this. I have a bit in my act
about a situation like this, because it.
Speaker 7 (01:35:25):
Is.
Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
But it's just it's that there are guys that do this. Okay,
how often though often enough that they have to Did
this happened a minimum? Okay? Can this happen twice in history? No,
this happens enough that they have to deal with it
(01:35:46):
and put gretes in. This guy that was just that
just called and left the message. Said that the guy
got in there and that he had a phone. So
it's happening. I think enough that it's a prop of them.
Speaker 9 (01:36:00):
And imagine before technology, when guys had to be down
there with cameras, Mary, and with the crank cameras and
the thing when you said yeah, and the light the
proof that goes off.
Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Old times down there.
Speaker 9 (01:36:15):
Yeah, I keep seeing flash bangs going off down there.
As a photographer, he's taking pictures.
Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
Of my holding.
Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
They got that polaroid era. Yeah, the guys down there
are just shaking it. The only one I can find
is the same story over and.
Speaker 6 (01:36:30):
Over and over again from twenty eleven of a guy.
Speaker 9 (01:36:33):
In Boulder, Colorado. What is the point that you're trying
to make, but that you that he is.
Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Like this happens all the time. We found guys down there.
Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
I don't know that I believe that I can find
one news story from twenty eleven.
Speaker 9 (01:36:46):
That's it. That's a guy who got caught. Here are
people telling us we saw it, my mom saw whatever.
Those people didn't all get caught, are they. The only
reason it's in the news is because they got They're
gonna explain to me into the night.
Speaker 6 (01:36:59):
Mary, where if I'm using a porta potty and I
see a phone might and eyeballs, and I call the police,
how is that man getting out of the porta potty
without getting caught? Because they explain to me how a
six foot tall human covered in feces is escaping into
(01:37:19):
the night.
Speaker 9 (01:37:20):
I think we're I think we're talking about two different things.
I'm thinking that these people are talking about when somebody
is like down in the sewer where they can get
out in any direction. It's like a labyrinth.
Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
What I'm thinking of like kids looking at eyeballs.
Speaker 6 (01:37:35):
Down in the toys under the grate. I don't know
about that great I don't know where that is.
Speaker 9 (01:37:41):
Let's all consider the porta potties that we're talking about,
giant tank blue water. Yeah, the person can A person
cannot stand down there. They'd be overcome by fumes.
Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
They would die.
Speaker 9 (01:37:52):
That's happened all this what I'm saying, I think these
people are talking about. There are some state parks that
it's not just a hole in the ground into the
sewer system. There's great outhouses. That's what they're I assume
they're talking about people who are down in the sewers
and positioning themselves to receive underneath whatever's happening.
Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
Why did you search? Because I'm finding all sorts of articles.
I found one so far. What did you search?
Speaker 6 (01:38:21):
I searched man hiding out inside port a potty toilet.
Speaker 9 (01:38:25):
No, I think I don't think that's what they're talking about.
I I searched men call it filming women and toilets,
and I've found.
Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
At least a dozen filming women in toilets, could be
inside of a restaurant or hiding a hidden camera.
Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
That's not even close to the same thing we're talking about.
These are still no, they're not Send them to me.
Speaker 6 (01:38:43):
Send me all the articles that you're saying are proving
people hiding out on me.
Speaker 9 (01:38:47):
Are you planting your flag in this? You're really going
to the mat?
Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
I get so annoyed with you too. Why sometimes you
just you only have to put up with it for
eleven more weeks? You just accept old things that people
say at face value?
Speaker 9 (01:39:02):
Were you just because I'm gonna tell a guy who's
calling that he's a liar, I don't know he's telling
me a story.
Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
Listen to me.
Speaker 9 (01:39:10):
I can't tell him he's not telling me the truth.
I don't know anything. I nevern't heard about this until
that person hit me up. I'm gonna tell him he's
a liar.
Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
There are so many times where people have called in
and you don't. Oh, that's just circumstantial, evid that's not real.
That's one account. But now you guys are like, yeah, no,
guys do this. They hide and crapper.
Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
It's funny. Guys are crazy. You to make me insane.
Speaker 6 (01:39:33):
Wow, you make me crazy with the things that you're
willing to just accept with.
Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
No follow up.
Speaker 9 (01:39:38):
It's a case by how would you like me to
follow up? You'll want to argue with.
Speaker 4 (01:39:42):
The guy is real? Okay? So what if it isn't?
Ask more questions we have like what give me a
follow up question? Send me up, send me send me
you're not talking.
Speaker 9 (01:40:01):
We're not talking about UFOs. We're talking about guys hiding
and porta John's.
Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
But you guys are always.
Speaker 6 (01:40:05):
Talking about how things can't be proven, so you can't
be taken seriously.
Speaker 9 (01:40:08):
You know how sick people are?
Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
All right?
Speaker 9 (01:40:11):
I sent you no free whatever a possible, a disgusting
fetish you can consider there are people.
Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Who enjoy that stuff.
Speaker 9 (01:40:22):
That one's got a headshot and can easily find other
people who enjoy it.
Speaker 6 (01:40:29):
Okay, so the three that you've so we so far
have want one story from two thousand and five, one
story from two thousand and nine, and one story from
twenty eleven. And you I just you guys met eleven
years ago twenty thirteen. He goes, oh, hav an old time.
People are in their old time.
Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
By the way that counts.
Speaker 9 (01:40:46):
They and I don't know specifically what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:40:49):
Prove.
Speaker 6 (01:40:50):
I've just prove that you two pick and choose when
you want to just blindly follow things.
Speaker 9 (01:40:55):
Is because the distinction you're making is with some dummy
calls me and goes I've died and so oh Jesus like,
oh no, you didn't, you moron, This is different than
that of men.
Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
Yes, out in toilet.
Speaker 9 (01:41:08):
There are three hundred and thirty plus million people in
the United States. You're not telling me that hundreds of
guys are getting off.
Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Side of a chemical toilet. No, just in we're the
chemical toilets, the outhouses that you have to find it.
So here's another one. There's four, and that's just me.
That's four that I was able to find. While we're
still having the conversation. I'm sure there's a lot. If
you really wanted to dig, you can find more.
Speaker 21 (01:41:38):
But the ones I'm talking about are the outhouses for
men and women in the metro parks. The back home
would lift them up and then our vector truck would
clean them out.
Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
So they're about sixty deep and about.
Speaker 9 (01:41:58):
Eight feet wide six by eight.
Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
You can goes into the you can hide in.
Speaker 9 (01:42:05):
There and get a full face of poop.
Speaker 15 (01:42:07):
I guess whatever, Hey, Allen, I left the message earlier
about my mom's friend seeing the eyeballs.
Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
It was a metro park.
Speaker 15 (01:42:16):
It was one of the fancier porta potties that looks
like a building, but it's still just a hole in
the ground. And the guy was down there, and a
few women that day saw the woman down there. And
I've heard other stories of it happening too.
Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
It was in the news.
Speaker 15 (01:42:32):
It was probably fifteen twenty years ago, something like that.
This is why glad Mary's gone, she argues over nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
That's the Mary hater.
Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
I think it's a really funny thing to plant your flag.
Speaker 9 (01:42:48):
In thought for us to drive you crazy over other
people's stories. This is not me coming in going This
is not me coming and going. This happened to me
personally dozens of times over the course of I.
Speaker 6 (01:43:00):
Get annoyed when you're willing to accept something so stupid
where you're just.
Speaker 9 (01:43:04):
Like, why is that stupid? Why is it stupid?
Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
You're right, it's not.
Speaker 9 (01:43:08):
I'm overreacting, and I'm not saying it's not. I'm saying,
why do you think it's stupid? And yes, you are
overreacting clearly, but.
Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
Well, why is it down? You should smile more? Mary?
Come on, what do you look like right now? Is
she smiling? Look at her. She's not smiling at all.
You should smile more. Puss. Yeah, Howard Puss, I got
hot celebrity guys, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
No you don't.
Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
You're stuck with us. Eleven weeks, baby, start a counting.
Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
We should make one of those like rings that I'm
gonna put that is behind me, those little rings.
Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
That you take.
Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 9 (01:43:47):
One of those counters for when pervs are waiting for
the Olsen twins to turn eighteen?
Speaker 6 (01:43:50):
One of those you mean I thought about for like
when kids have like twenty nine days of school left
and you make the little construction paper rings and they
can pull one off every day.
Speaker 9 (01:43:59):
Ah an advent calendar for when summer vacation starts.
Speaker 11 (01:44:02):
Kind of yeah, this is a celebrity gossip win morass
built in.
Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
Hey, gost guzzlers climb into that toilet, are ready for
a big old load of gas coming right down on you.
Turn things off. Aaron Rodgers is having a tough time
this season. He's back from injury. The Jets are two
and five I think two and four or something like that,
not killing it. And other than that, he's also been
(01:44:41):
caught being a little bit of a stinker on the
sideline doing something gross. Here's the video.
Speaker 12 (01:44:46):
Second time that you're play a Thursday night game against
Houston on Halloween at MetLife, they will be two.
Speaker 4 (01:44:54):
And five if you didn't if you're not watching Aaron
Rodgers digson is no little bit and then moves his
fingers from his nose to his mouth, eating a booger,
and according to inside sources, Inside sources, Aaron Rodgers now
leads the league and picks Oh yeah, all right, h
(01:45:19):
what was next?
Speaker 9 (01:45:20):
We got?
Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
Lamar Odom was asked about pink cocaine. We were talking
yesterday about Liam Payne, who overdosed and or not overdose,
but was full of drugs and one of them was
pink cocaine. And lamar Odoms said that he has done
pretty much every drug there is and pink cocaine made
him hear voices and according to inside sources, inside sources,
(01:45:46):
the voices that you get from pink cocaine way better
than any of the Kardashians. Oh yeah, and finally, Ariana
Grande's in a little bit of hot water because Elvira
what's her real name is? Peter So Sondra Peterson was
telling a story about how Ariana Grande asked for all
these tickets for her live show and then made her
(01:46:07):
take pictures.
Speaker 7 (01:46:08):
Here.
Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
Let her tell the story. Okay, she came and she
brought twenty guests. She wanted twenty twenty one tickets.
Speaker 22 (01:46:16):
We're like, okay, and we give the tickets and she
comes backstage and she asked if I could take pictures.
Speaker 9 (01:46:23):
With all of her friends and relative.
Speaker 22 (01:46:25):
She rot, I take a picture with every single one
of them. I sign autographs for every single one of them.
Then I say to her, can we take a photo together?
She goes, nah, really say that? I mean, come on, okay,
and then she left before where shows started.
Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
All her relative saying.
Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
For her and she took off.
Speaker 9 (01:46:53):
Oh my goodness, I know she's spilling tea.
Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
She is spilling, according to inside sources. Inside sources are
Grande commented on the video on Instagram and apologized and said, sorry,
I didn't know who you are, you old bitch. This
(01:47:21):
is a celebrity gossip with the rest built.
Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
In the clue.
Speaker 9 (01:47:27):
What a twist. She didn't know who she was.
Speaker 4 (01:47:30):
Yeah, she was there. All the family knew who she
I was just like, I don't know who I don't
know who Elvira is. I'm thirty years old at that time.
She's like twenty three years old Cassandra Peterson. But no,
she actually did leave a barry, heartfelt apology talking about
how she was. It was like during her ascension to
fame and she was really overwhelmed by a lot of
(01:47:50):
things and that like that.
Speaker 9 (01:47:52):
Yeah, I was like seven years ago. So she apologized
actually and did not call her a bitch. That was
for comedic effect, huh. I always think it's weird when
they'll ask a celebrity or somebody like Elvira, you know
able to do a Q and A and Invariably, somebody
will go, who's the rudest celebrity you've ever met? And
a lot of people will be diplomatic about it, and
(01:48:12):
they'll go, well, I met a lot of people. It's
hard to pin people down. Then you'll have a situation
like that, She's like, let me tell you about it.
Arian Ariana Grande said that she had didn't even remember
meeting Elvira because she was having an anxiety attack. Listen,
I am, I gotta tell you. I'm team Ariana Grande.
(01:48:33):
I don't know that I could tell you one of
her songs, but anytime I see her on something like
Saturday Night Live or on another you know, that goes
a long way with me. I know she's primarily a singer,
but I think she's got chops.
Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
She was on those Nickelodeon shows and she was funny
on them, and she played a very different character than
her actual personality.
Speaker 9 (01:48:57):
Her character was a cat and she the dummy. Yes,
yeap victorious, I'm victorious. And then they spun off her
and Jeanett McCurdy. They had a show called Kat and Sam.
You know, but anyway, Yeah, she she posted, Hey, I'm
really sorry if I offended you and I apologize and
then if you're Cassandra Pierson, you kind of look like
a dick after that. So it's yeah, a little bit
(01:49:20):
back and forth. No, it's fine, Yes, it's all good fun.
I mean, this is the with due respect to Cassandra Peterson,
this is the only time of year that they kind
of pay attention to her because of the Elvira thing.
But I mean for gen xers, Elvira was a big,
big deal, big deal. She had two big deals up front,
and boy, for a young man in the eighties who
(01:49:43):
was just coming into his own.
Speaker 4 (01:49:45):
Frequently spooky boobs, that's our first golf girl. That's like
a like for a lot of us were like, oh, big,
big tibby golf girl.
Speaker 9 (01:49:54):
I like it. Yeah, she's cute, still looks good. I
think she's like seventy five years old.
Speaker 4 (01:50:00):
But I mean, you know, she's called the.
Speaker 2 (01:50:02):
Alan Cox Show. I believe we have another winner on
the phone. What do you think about that?
Speaker 3 (01:50:07):
This guy's a weirdo?
Speaker 9 (01:50:09):
Two one six, five seven eight one double oh seven
or one and three four eight one.
Speaker 3 (01:50:13):
Double oh seven.
Speaker 9 (01:50:22):
You have a little Saint Vincent up in this bitch.
Saint Vincent gonna be on the Alter Ego Festival. Love
Her Big Fan, Our Big Alternative festival is going to
happen back in la and January back at the Key
of Forum that Offspring and Incubus and Cage the Elephant
and Glass Animals and many more. So January the eleventh.
(01:50:45):
Rather it goes down and I will have another trip
to get out there. You and a pal fly out,
put you up, get some money, the whole bit. I
think they are on sale the tickets as of this
past Friday, but we have a few more trips to
give away. So next one here in about ten minutes
if you keep your ears peeled for that. Now. I
know Caitlin will hate it, but I do want to
mention where some of our bureau chiefs are listening. If
(01:51:08):
you listen to us on the iHeartRadio app, there are
people who have kept me abreast low these many years
as to where they are and where they listen. Adam
is in Atlanta, Jordan listens in Saint Louis, Rick is
a bureau chief in Albuquerque. Brandon's in Paducah, Kentucky. Cassie's
(01:51:34):
in Spokane, Washington. You can also leave messages there on
the app as well, a lot of people with some
thoughts on our most recent conversation. Are there people peeping
at the bottom of porta potties? Can you conceivably be
sitting there taking care of business and look down between
(01:51:57):
your feet and see two eyes looking up at you
like a cartoon Blincoln?
Speaker 6 (01:52:08):
There are men that pay Mary for pictures of her
feet to do wild things with those pictures. Why is
it so hard to believe that the frequency with which
dudes are doing weird stuff creeping in bathroom toilets is
so hard to believe?
Speaker 4 (01:52:27):
Believe? You know, be more serious, marry when they go.
Speaker 6 (01:52:29):
Believe because you can get You have access to anything
in the world for free, as long as you find
the internet right so to go and be waiting in
human feces.
Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
Not the same. Urine is absolutely It's.
Speaker 9 (01:52:50):
Like the people who say, why would I travel to
Italy when I can google a picture of Naples right here?
Speaker 4 (01:52:56):
That's completely different.
Speaker 9 (01:52:57):
No, it's being there versus getting online.
Speaker 4 (01:53:00):
And doing it. The fumes, the smell. I feel like
you'd be in there, you'd be puke and all over.
Speaker 9 (01:53:04):
Oh listen, there's there's no small there's no small amount
of danger. But that's gross to me, it's gross to you.
It's I assume gross to Bill. That's all gross to us.
There are people who eat poop. There are people who
they don't vomit because that's their thing that gets them off.
(01:53:29):
They'd be happy if you cut out the middleman. Just
crouch over that.
Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Great.
Speaker 9 (01:53:34):
No, No, I'm not suggesting that you do that. I'm
just saying that those people would be much happier if
you would.
Speaker 4 (01:53:45):
It depends on I'm telling you. Yeah, what's the other
half of that. I might do some great crouching crouching.
Speaker 9 (01:53:58):
What's that email address? It's gonna be marypoop Crouch at
gmail dot com. Yeah, Crouch, Santora Crouch at gmail dot com.
There you go, Crouch and Crouch. All right, you ready
for a taste your own medicine.
Speaker 4 (01:54:13):
Oh, my name is married.
Speaker 9 (01:54:14):
I believe in Jesus and God, but thefit don't go
take a picture but poop and parties.
Speaker 4 (01:54:19):
It doesn't happen. Nailed it? Spot Take that, Mary? They
got you. He showed me they got you good. Uh huh, Alan.
Speaker 9 (01:54:37):
Check out outhouse butt cams dot com. I'm afraid to
check and see if that's.
Speaker 4 (01:54:42):
A real sight. Do it from your work computer.
Speaker 9 (01:54:45):
Well, we do a lot of weird things here for research.
Can't be reached h out house. Buttcams dot com. Maybe
they're making that up, but I had to check. I
had to confirm Mary dot gov dot biz.
Speaker 4 (01:55:03):
TV. That's right.
Speaker 9 (01:55:07):
Didn't Chuck Berry used to do that? Nope, sure did.
But he set up cameras to watch girls do it
in the bathroom. I don't think kee his These were
like bathroom toilets. Yeah, and he had little cameras in
the toilet bowl and fixed to the wall.
Speaker 4 (01:55:23):
That I fully believe. Yeah, a lot of that. No,
I don't question that at all. I think that's way
more common.
Speaker 6 (01:55:31):
Than the guys willing to go stand in the mess
for a full day or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:55:38):
It's not the most common, but it's it's happened. It's
happened enough that they go everything. We got to put
greats in here to keep this from happening. Yes, think
of the world in which we live. We as a
society have to guard against house.
Speaker 9 (01:56:01):
Yes, outhouse peepers, people who really enjoy this.
Speaker 4 (01:56:06):
Beef peepers. Beef peepers are completely different thing.
Speaker 9 (01:56:11):
Mary's email can be Grouchcrouch at gmail dot com not
a grouch?
Speaker 4 (01:56:16):
Why wearing green?
Speaker 3 (01:56:25):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (01:56:26):
No answer for that, No answer to that. Hey, Neil, Yeah,
what's up?
Speaker 4 (01:56:33):
Neil?
Speaker 2 (01:56:34):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (01:56:34):
Yes, sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
I had a buddy.
Speaker 12 (01:56:37):
I had a friend that worked at a local disposal
waste treatment plan.
Speaker 14 (01:56:42):
He used to say, it might be yet to you
and everybody else, but it's my.
Speaker 12 (01:56:46):
Bread and butter.
Speaker 9 (01:56:47):
Yeah, it's like it's liquid gold in this' brown gold
baby baby.
Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
And and as far as Mary wearing green, it's.
Speaker 4 (01:56:57):
Not easy being green, thank you, sir.
Speaker 9 (01:57:00):
Mm hmm, nailed it, thank you. It's probably easy for
Mary though it's easy. It's not hard to wear green. Right,
it's easy for you to wear green?
Speaker 4 (01:57:08):
Do you don't start? No good?
Speaker 9 (01:57:11):
Listen, I didn't say you didn't. I'm confirming Mary. I'm
asking follow up questions per your instructions, that you look
good and green. It be the longest eleven weeks of
her life, dude, I have the longest.
Speaker 4 (01:57:28):
You might not make it.
Speaker 9 (01:57:30):
We have to allow for the contingency that you might
not make it.
Speaker 4 (01:57:36):
How would you prefer me to not make it? Do
you want me just to stop coming in and completely?
Could you imagine that text?
Speaker 10 (01:57:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:57:45):
Just fully, just out of nowhere, just leave mid show.
That's how the.
Speaker 9 (01:57:49):
People who have left my life, that's mostly how they've
done it is completely ghosted me.
Speaker 4 (01:57:56):
You can tell your day of Yeah, hey man, I
just can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:58:00):
But there you go.
Speaker 4 (01:58:01):
I'm not coming in anymore.
Speaker 9 (01:58:02):
It's like bound cake. He thought he was giving me
two weeks. He didn't pay attention to the fact that
we were on spring break. He gave me three days notice. Yeah,
but that wasn't Obviously that wasn't my design, And that's
right happened.
Speaker 6 (01:58:16):
Do you want me to I could fly home to
do a Friday show and just come in with like
bleach and just pour it all over the equipment and
punch stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:58:26):
Fuf you. I could do it that way.
Speaker 9 (01:58:30):
I don't think that'll be necessary.
Speaker 4 (01:58:31):
No, I mean.
Speaker 9 (01:58:34):
Once you're just to be clear, once you're gone, I
still have to do four hours every day. So no,
I don't know that the bleach in the equipment would
be the way to go. I don't think it has
to be.
Speaker 4 (01:58:46):
Come home for your last show. I think that'd be fun.
That's a lot. Are you gonna pay for my flight? No,
of course not.
Speaker 9 (01:58:52):
Oh you mean our last show here on the thing thirteenth, Yeah,
December thirteenth, Friday, the thirteenth Ober. Body that will live
in something something something. Hey, good news for our listeners
in the LDS community. They are now offering sleeveless garments members.
Speaker 4 (01:59:15):
This is rocky in I have to imagine. So this
is why religion's so annoying to me.
Speaker 9 (01:59:26):
Uh so growing up, whatever the prophet said, whatever, the
commandments were the commandments, and now they're under a lot
of fire because there it's a church run by old
white men that say they're conversing with God and these
are God's commandments.
Speaker 4 (01:59:45):
And is that really going over well with the younger
members of the church that are like, hey, a lot
of the things you say are really hateful and non
inclusive to the LGBTQ plus community, to women, to minorities.
Speaker 9 (02:00:03):
These I have to imagine. These are people who were
born into the religions, not choosing.
Speaker 4 (02:00:08):
It, right, yeah, or they chose it and just what
they like buying into the as Alan would say, clap trap.
But one of the big things was modesty. And they
have the magic underwear as everyone calls it, but it's
the temple garments and it was all like women had
(02:00:30):
sleeves on it, and now they're doing sleeveless, which is
crazy because they shamed women for.
Speaker 9 (02:00:36):
Years from now just women or did you have to
wear full sleeves in the Philippines.
Speaker 4 (02:00:40):
I wear false sleeves in the Philippines too, Yeah, And
so for them to go sleeveless and be like, no,
that's okay, it'll be we're sleeveless now is crazy because
of how many people they shamed over wearing sleeveless. I
remember a lady in our ward wore a sleeveless dress
and everybody's like, look at us.
Speaker 9 (02:01:00):
Yeah it was she was shocked, yeah, and she's everyone
was yeah, well that's how you know this was going
to be a bombshell Because they're in Salt Lake City.
They said that the local news leaked to the information,
so they were trying to keep it under wraps for
as long as they possibly could.
Speaker 13 (02:01:15):
But with the.
Speaker 4 (02:01:16):
Popularity of shows like the The Mormon Live Show and
stuff like that, there's they're trying to keep members from
leaving the church. So they're trying to get these things
called temporary commandments. Yeah, so you could go, oh, yeah,
that was that, but not trading things up.
Speaker 9 (02:01:34):
In the Catholic Church, we had special dispensation exactly. He says,
you can have a hot dog on Fridays. Yeah, he
got the word from the mountain. That's that's all organized
religion make it. It's all made up from the jump.
So then they go, well, then we'll just make this
up too.
Speaker 4 (02:01:49):
So because they're losing somebody members, and because plastic surgery
has become so popular in the church, and like it's very,
very like the way that they all when I have
their bleach pod hair and their big fake boobs is
really they want to show off their bodies.
Speaker 9 (02:02:07):
Reality is the worst thing to happen.
Speaker 4 (02:02:09):
So now the church is going, oh, yeah, you can
wearch sleep little dresses, you can put your boobs out there.
We don't care anymore. Just make sure you're paying your tithing,
because that's all they really care about, is that you're
going and paying your ten percent.
Speaker 9 (02:02:21):
They can't believe people stuck with the clothing for this long, right, Okay.
New options include a sleeveless top for women and men,
and a skirt bottom for women. What is an endowed
member about them? And somebody a dude with a real
knees shooter?
Speaker 4 (02:02:37):
No, that's ceremony. That's that's the people that have gone
through the temple ceremony, which does what. It's just more
it's like a higher up thing and not like higher up,
but like it's it's like you get married in the temple.
You you take your endowment, which is like another covenant.
It's like the next step past like baptism and stuff
(02:02:58):
like that.
Speaker 6 (02:02:58):
And that's when you get the underwear. That's we get
the underwear here, And why what did the underwear?
Speaker 4 (02:03:02):
Do they send you to heaven?
Speaker 9 (02:03:04):
No, it's a reminder of the convenance that you made
with God and then underwear.
Speaker 19 (02:03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:03:10):
And they're also supposed to like you w W j
D bracelets. Yeah, but it's it's supposed to not really
be talked about. It's supposed to be real sacred. You're
not supposed to leave them on the floor. You're not
supposed to like when you finally like wear out wear
them out. You're supposed to like burn them. You're not
supposed to just throw the garbage like it's a hole.
Speaker 9 (02:03:30):
You can't dip them and pop. Yeah, that has caffeine.
Speaker 4 (02:03:32):
Don't you do that? Don't get a bonu. I'm on
the Wikipedia page A Boner.
Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
A lot of.
Speaker 6 (02:03:39):
Mormons have survived car crashes, fires, and natural disasters while
wearing their garments.
Speaker 9 (02:03:44):
There you go, I'm sure one had to.
Speaker 4 (02:03:46):
This is going to be one of those situations where
I go, I'm pretty sure they would have survived.
Speaker 9 (02:03:50):
Anyway, it's maybe it was a magic airbag. Yeah, Jesus,
that is to a sacred symbol of theven in between
man and the Ford Automotive Company.
Speaker 4 (02:04:03):
They talk about, yeah, that they will protect you in ways.
Speaker 9 (02:04:07):
But now, of course we don't know that that's not true.
Speaker 4 (02:04:12):
Yeah, you don't know why they We can't really prove
it either way.
Speaker 9 (02:04:16):
All right, So anyway, boy a bombshell there in the
Mormon Church now that women can be wearing a sleeveless
garments and skirt bottoms.
Speaker 4 (02:04:28):
Wow, yep, showing some leg because they were also wearing
like there were like boxer breefs that women would wear. Yeah,
they go all the way down to the knee like
a scandal who basketball shorts. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (02:04:42):
I was thinking of a as somebody sent me the
link to the scary movie Generator. You know, people who
are looking for something to watch over Halloween. I just
randomly thought of a movie that I really liked. It's
about fifteen years old. You should watch it, Mary Ready.
It's called A Horrible Way to Die, but I don't
record it being particularly gory. It's more of like a
cat and mouse type of horror film. About fifteen years ago,
(02:05:05):
there were a handful of people making films that were
super low budge. There were a handful of these people
that were making the rounds in these indie horror films.
Speaker 4 (02:05:14):
They called it. For a little while, they called it
mumble goore.
Speaker 9 (02:05:16):
Remember the mumblecore thing, or all these like kind of
hipster movies, and they called it mumble goore because these,
not to be confused with the guy from Harry Potter,
mumble Goore movies were kind of these low budge like
horror films that were being made by a handful of
these same people, and most of them were real good,
Like if you've ever seen House of the Devil or
Your Next Sacrament is a good one too. What a
(02:05:39):
Horrible Way to Die is I think a good one
to watch. You might really enjoy that one. It's about
a woman whose ex boyfriend. She turns in her ex
boyfriend for something. He's a serial killer where he's killed
some women or something, and her testimony puts him in prison.
(02:06:00):
He gets out and she starts on the run because
she's sure he's coming after her, and he is. But
there's a twist to it.
Speaker 4 (02:06:11):
Oh what what is it? What's the twist?
Speaker 9 (02:06:16):
I'm not going to tell you the twist, but I
don't recall it being particularly gory, so you might really
like it. But this scary movie generator basically, and again
a lot of these movies are basic, but they're like, Hey,
what's the vibe you're looking for? Pick a sub genre?
You know, what's the vibe? You want something really scary?
(02:06:37):
Do you want family friendly? Do you want it funny?
Like if you pick WTF and then you pick let's say, slasher,
they'll give you a hope, They'll give you saw and psycho,
and y'all can.
Speaker 4 (02:06:52):
Give me, give me thriller, serial killer? Well here are okay,
good so vibe?
Speaker 9 (02:07:01):
They have w TF funny, scary, very scary, HALLOWEENI or
family friendly?
Speaker 4 (02:07:07):
Is WTF Like WTF? Yeah, very scary, very very scary.
Speaker 9 (02:07:13):
Yeah okay, And then choose a subgenre like sci fi, slasher, zombies, religious.
Speaker 4 (02:07:20):
Is serial killer?
Speaker 2 (02:07:21):
One?
Speaker 4 (02:07:22):
Slasher? Probably no?
Speaker 9 (02:07:25):
Religious, religious horror, m let's see Exorcist. Oh, Saint Maud.
Maud is great in the last best part of Saint
Maude is literally the last ten seconds. But oh, that's
a good one. Hereditary's on here too. Oh yeah, that's
always considered a modern classic. I thinky Hereditary is fun.
(02:07:48):
I think it's crazy overrated.
Speaker 4 (02:07:51):
I agree.
Speaker 9 (02:07:51):
I liked it too, But I thought everybody was just
creaming their genes over Hereditary.
Speaker 4 (02:07:56):
And I was like six years after it came out
or five years old. Oh you did. I just watched
it for the first time earlier this year. Yeah, I
saw in the theater. We watched it. I think I like,
just like kind of the same same uh criticism that
Mary has for scary movies that it's just like they
just kind of end sometimes, and I'm just I don't know,
(02:08:17):
it's just not a great genre for me. I get
really like, sometimes they're scary, but sometimes I'm just like,
just be done. Just be Yeah, you might like Saint Maud,
you might find that fun. When we decided we're gonna
watch Heredity, I kept.
Speaker 6 (02:08:31):
I kept doing that Hereditary, I kept calling it heredity.
Speaker 4 (02:08:35):
I couldn't like not on purpose, not being funny funny, funny,
can't nail.
Speaker 6 (02:08:42):
So it went from hereditary to heredity, and then the
one day Brian called it haredy just short short and
shortened it. So now anytime anybody brings up that movie,
I'm sure I sound like just an absolute moral where
I'm like, oh, yeah, I've seen Harody, What the hell
said it?
Speaker 9 (02:09:00):
No, it's reddity, God, what's the one where the Oh,
the loved Ones? You should watch the loved Ones? I
want that one's intense. Watch watch the loved Ones, watch
the others. That's kind of gothic, though, I'm thinking of
something like Ginger Snaps or raw with the girl determines
(02:09:22):
that she's a cannibal. A lot of good stuff, so
many good things. A lot of them are on Peacock.
I mean, you can go into any streaming service now
and you're gonna find horror movies.
Speaker 4 (02:09:30):
Did you ever see Blink twice? Maybe? Yeah? I saw
it work tour and then I saw them on their
headlining tour. Uh, when I was actually in Salt Lake City.
Speaker 9 (02:09:39):
No, that just came out the Channing Tatum one.
Speaker 2 (02:09:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:09:41):
No, is it still in theaters. No, I don't think so.
I saw we saw it a couple of months ago.
Is it good? I really liked it.
Speaker 9 (02:09:48):
I heard that the twist is real gross and it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (02:09:51):
And it's uncomfortable. Yeah, but it's uh, it's kind of
more of a well, I shouldn't say anything. I don't
want to give it away.
Speaker 9 (02:09:58):
Is there a resolution to it? Yes, because I like
the cast. There's a lot of good people in it.
Speaker 4 (02:10:02):
And I clapped after when the movie ended up. Oh no,
I'm so happy with the ending.
Speaker 9 (02:10:07):
I was like, yes, op, call the Alan Cox Show,
just die you insufferable prick.
Speaker 4 (02:10:16):
One double o seven eight one double oh seven. You're
gonna get the.
Speaker 9 (02:10:31):
Corey ronic experience around six thirty and then Tomorrow night
Calves basketball regular season kicks off at seven thirty with
the Calves up north. They will start in Toronto against
the Raptors, and then the home opener is Friday boy
beginning of the season and they're already taking Thursday off
(02:10:53):
fine Pistons in town Detroit, Cleveland on the hardwood of
the robo fe Friday night home opener right downtown. It
is wild how the downtown vibe changes once all those
Guardians games are done.
Speaker 4 (02:11:09):
Yeah, in kind of that.
Speaker 9 (02:11:11):
Farts with between end of Guardians and beginning of Calves. Yeah,
shifts in the soup mode. It's what you're shifting in
the soup mode. Yeah, so Calves basketball tomorrow night. You
still got about a week or so left to use
the promo code Eerie. Somebody just asked me today, Hey,
what's the promo code over at cl Clothing Company for October?
(02:11:32):
And I was only too pleased to tell them it's
Eerie like the Lake for twenty percent off whatever you want.
And then once November starts up week from Friday, I
will have a new promo code for you. But every
one of these words I give you month to month,
you can use it however many times you want. There's
no minimum, there's no max. Well, the minimum would be one.
(02:11:53):
Let's say the minimum number of times you can use
it is one. But you can use eerie for the
remainder of October. Brown's grabbed a guy from the Chiefs
kidnamed Bailey Zappi z a double pe. You ever heard
of Bailey Zappi?
Speaker 4 (02:12:10):
Yeah, he was a quarterback, I think drafted by the Patriots.
He played a few He was a backup there and
played a few games for them. Started a few games,
had some flashes, looked kind of like, hey, maybe this
guy's got it. And then I think it was what
practice squad with the Chiefs.
Speaker 9 (02:12:28):
And hold him from the Kansas City practice squad.
Speaker 4 (02:12:30):
So now he's with the Browns and maybe maybe he'll
show some flashes with the Browns if they end up
having to go to him.
Speaker 9 (02:12:38):
Well, because Watson's out. Dorian Thompson Robinson has a finger injury,
but gazebels for him. He uh just he hurt his
finger on one of the plays. I don't even see it.
I was.
Speaker 4 (02:12:54):
I might, I might watch the Browns this week against
the Bottlebore Ravens.
Speaker 9 (02:13:01):
No Ah March, Lamar Jackson to the Baltimore Ravens and
Jameis Winston. Uh so Bailey Zappi on the Browns Now
they pulled him out of Western Kentucky a fourth round
pick the Patriots where Patriots are sucking wind too.
Speaker 4 (02:13:21):
Yeah was expected the yeah, I know, but still you
never know.
Speaker 9 (02:13:26):
So welcome with all of your might, won Bailey Zappi
to your Cleveland brown He's the zach Man.
Speaker 6 (02:13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (02:13:37):
Du A Lipa was just in town for the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame Inductions. She inducted Chaer into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. If you were
following any of the social media stuff that we were
posting over the weekend, you might have seen Dua Lipa
along with Zendaia. She was back there too. I don't
know she ended up on stage, but Cher was there
(02:14:04):
and Dua Lipa.
Speaker 4 (02:14:05):
Who sounded to you?
Speaker 9 (02:14:06):
Some people were like, oh, she sounded a little bit
flat for a minute until Cher came out and started
singing with her. Are people just complaining to complain because
(02:14:31):
the jelly roll thing and now this they're like, Lipa
sounds going to flat? She sounds fine to me. The
woman can sing. I don't know people were talking about anyway.
Dua Lipa's twenty nine share is seventy eight. But one
little bit of information that came out, and it's got
nothing to do with her music. More about her lifestyle
that people are fascinated by. Is Dual Lipa's favorite drink
(02:14:53):
Titian treat diet coke.
Speaker 4 (02:14:56):
And pickle juice.
Speaker 9 (02:14:58):
No, I've never had this. I'm a big fan of
the pickleback shot. You give me a j moo and
chase it with some dill pickled juice. Let's go, I'm
yours for the night. They're just fantastic. I love a pickleback,
you know. I've also done pickleback with a tequila shot.
Speaker 4 (02:15:16):
Yes, good, you can't fail.
Speaker 9 (02:15:19):
There's Martini's, there's pickled polomas.
Speaker 4 (02:15:22):
I mean you can. You know.
Speaker 9 (02:15:23):
It's the brine, baby, the brine.
Speaker 4 (02:15:26):
So what is this? This is diet coke mixed with
pickled juice. Coke and pickle juice. That's right. It's like amato.
Speaker 9 (02:15:34):
The North of the Border. They'll serve it to you
standard listen. What sounds gross about it?
Speaker 4 (02:15:42):
The mixture.
Speaker 9 (02:15:45):
She also puts holopenos in it.
Speaker 4 (02:15:47):
I don't even know about the halapenos. Who was the
wasn't there somebody at a tennis event and they were
dunking their chicken tenders?
Speaker 9 (02:15:55):
And oh, probably George Costanza? Was that him at the
US Open? Or was that just the ice cream?
Speaker 4 (02:16:01):
That was I believe just ice cream, But I thought
I ended up being somebody that was actually kind of
like famous or something.
Speaker 9 (02:16:08):
Probably was. That's why you remember it, at least part
of it. So, yeah, she's she's a big I would too,
of course, she's a big fan of the diet coke
and Jalapenno's okay, so you get yourself a diet coke.
What's the ratio one tablespoon of pickle brine? You can
(02:16:28):
opt for one to two pickle chips, slices of pickle,
one tablespoon of on a penno brine and then a
couple of pieces of jalapenno and why not and then
you just.
Speaker 4 (02:16:45):
Suck it down.
Speaker 9 (02:16:46):
I guess I don't know what she calls it. I
don't know what she calls it, A do a liap,
a cocktail. I don't And by the way, people who've
tried to like this is pretty good. It's not half bad.
Leave this poor girl alone.
Speaker 4 (02:17:05):
Here she is making.
Speaker 2 (02:17:11):
Step one.
Speaker 9 (02:17:20):
She got some pickle chips, pouring those in pickles in
there somehowow penios. I'm gonna try this tonight at Brothers
down right. Looks pretty good that I can do this
when I get home. Yeah, I mean, look at that,
and the drink looks good to.
Speaker 1 (02:17:42):
Get it.
Speaker 3 (02:17:42):
I mean.
Speaker 9 (02:17:44):
Do aleap as Albanian or something like that. So she's
probably looking for whatever she can get to put some
spice in her diet.
Speaker 4 (02:17:51):
But good for her.
Speaker 9 (02:17:53):
I'll try it. You know what, I'll do you one better.
You want to know how crazy I am. I'm gon
use regular coke. Yeah yeah, Mary, Yeah, I'm gonna miss that.
By the way, a lot of people are supporting Mary
on the whole. People are not filming in the port
of potties.
Speaker 4 (02:18:13):
Thank you. We can say it was like an everyday occurrence, you.
Speaker 9 (02:18:17):
Guys, Oh I did. I said, it happens every day,
all day, That's what I said. Oh, Okay, every bathroom
you go into there's somebody with their eyes poking out
of the bowl.
Speaker 4 (02:18:25):
It's happened enough that they've they and once is enough
that I guess they go, we're gonna put some graates
in here to try and keep this from happening. What's happening, guys?
Speaker 3 (02:18:37):
The goose?
Speaker 12 (02:18:39):
Hey, you know what, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:18:40):
I'm kinda with Mary's camb The last time I was down.
Speaker 9 (02:18:43):
There and looking, you know, I haven't seen anybody else
down there with figure. See, I knew the gooze would
come in. I knew he'd come through. Yes, And let
you know, you know, when you've got the gooze, you
don't need anyone else on your side. You're all set.
(02:19:04):
So when he's down there. It's just him, like a
little solitude down there. Elana, my nurse of over thirty
five years, Does she mean that she's been a nurse
for over thirty five years or she is over thirty
five years old?
Speaker 4 (02:19:19):
Because they would probably be the same. No, because you
could be thirty six in a nurse of thirty five years?
Will year olds be nurse? You don't know about that, said,
I don't think.
Speaker 9 (02:19:33):
I mean there's been a boss baby, there's been Doogie
House or MD.
Speaker 4 (02:19:40):
Uh, I guess you got me, idiot.
Speaker 9 (02:19:45):
MD of course stands for male doctor Mary. I knew
that Ellena, nurse of over thirty five years. If Mary
gets an itchy mouth when she eats walnuts, she should
try to avoid them.
Speaker 4 (02:19:54):
You needed a nursing degree to tell us that, I don't.
Speaker 9 (02:19:57):
Does it make your mouth itchy?
Speaker 4 (02:19:59):
Keep eating them?
Speaker 9 (02:20:00):
Aversion therapy that'll help. Sometimes allergies can escalate when you
are exposed more to the food you are allergic to.
Speaker 4 (02:20:08):
She needs to be careful.
Speaker 9 (02:20:11):
See it seems counterintuitive because the way that they're trying
to avoid peanut allergies with kids is to give them
peanuts early on, and before it was to not even
give them peanuts. Yeah, they're all over the place of this.
I don't know what they're doing. Hell on on behalf
of bartender is everware? A picklebacks not a shot. A
back is just another word for a chaser. I think
(02:20:33):
people know this. I think people are aware of what
shots are. What's a shot? That's right, peanut butter and jelly,
Now that's a shot. Apple pie, Now that's a shot.
A red headed slut.
Speaker 4 (02:20:52):
Yeah, my go to shot for a long time. Well,
because you had red hair, right, No, this was in
college that that was my underage shot.
Speaker 9 (02:21:01):
I see, lay it out for me again, what's in it?
Because I know I've had them, and I know that's
kind of the cliche, like sorority shot or whatever. But
I don't know that I ever knew what was in it.
Speaker 4 (02:21:12):
I don't think it's the cliche. Why is that so
hard for me to say, don't know? Clichety shot? Hardy?
It's Jaeger peach chnaps and cranberry.
Speaker 9 (02:21:24):
Jaeger. Oh really, redhead slud is Yeager? Yeah, see, I
like my Yeager's.
Speaker 6 (02:21:28):
Straight Yeger peach chnops cranberry, and then a royal flush
is the same thing, except with crown Crown, peach chknops
and cranberry instead of boy.
Speaker 4 (02:21:37):
There's a lot of different variations of this. Yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 9 (02:21:41):
So so if you were to order a redheaded slut,
you'd have to be more specific than just telling them that.
Speaker 4 (02:21:47):
No, I'm saying it. I said a royal flush.
Speaker 9 (02:21:51):
He said, there's a lot different ways you can make
that drink.
Speaker 6 (02:21:53):
No, I'm saying the peach chnops and cranberry and then
with a different liquors.
Speaker 4 (02:21:57):
That's the favorite drinking of people that kidan toilets.
Speaker 23 (02:22:00):
I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (02:22:04):
I can't with this great Here we go? Who's calling satan?
Speaker 9 (02:22:09):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:22:09):
No, no, shut up? Mary here? Hold on? Anybody down there? Hey,
somebody else? That's too much.
Speaker 9 (02:22:19):
Hey, I'm down here on the toilet, down here, down
here in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (02:22:23):
Hey cold you guys, make me a drink? No, come on,
I'm down here in the toilet. Okay, get for you.
Uh you got that dual leave of drink? Yeah? You
want to do you want to into my mouth? I'm
just I'm already standing into your mouth from my cap
or from uh you know, you wanted to process it first?
Speaker 1 (02:22:43):
I want it right?
Speaker 14 (02:22:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (02:22:45):
Yeah, process at first, Yeah, okay, I'm gonna be down
here for a while, so you drink it all right,
and then let me know, Like I don't know, forty
five minutes to an hour and I'll still be down here.
Speaker 4 (02:22:56):
You want light on halopenos or heavy on hallo they want,
But I want the hall of penis to come out
the other way, so I'll wait a little bit longer.
I'll wait, however long I gotta wait. Alrighty, you got it.
Speaker 9 (02:23:12):
And that's the knee and the toilet.
Speaker 4 (02:23:13):
Bit didn't care that it was a guy, of course.
Speaker 9 (02:23:18):
Now you think they're uh splitting hairs over something like that.
Speaker 3 (02:23:23):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:23:23):
If they want the goods, they want the goods. I
think they specifically want women most of the time.
Speaker 9 (02:23:30):
Alan tell that to the bartender who looked at me
like I had two heads when I ordered a Jamison
Rocks with a coke back. Yeah, listen, it's not universal.
I mean, you know, depay my been their first day.
There's a lot of bartenders if you order anything other
than a beer and a shot, and they get a
weird look on their face. Some places are just beer
and shot joints. You walk in asking for a royal
(02:23:52):
flush and they're not going to know what the hell
to do over it. Speaking of horror movies, by I
saw that they're going to release Alien Romulus on limited
edition VHS. I guess just to have it because who
the hell has a VCR anymore. But I mean, that's
kind of cool, that's.
Speaker 4 (02:24:10):
Kind of fun. Yeah, it's a fun little thing to do.
Speaker 9 (02:24:13):
I liked Alien Romulus. It wasn't as good as I
hoped that it would have been. But December the third,
they're going to drop a limited addition VHS.
Speaker 4 (02:24:24):
Every time I see one of those people that turn
their basement into a VHS like like a Blockbuster, a
Blockbuster like an old video store, I love it. And
I also like when I go to a place and
they just have a VHS play in, like you know,
it's an old TV. It's got like it's the dual
(02:24:46):
TV and you're just watching it on VHS. I love
the previews. Ah, the previews are so nostalgic.
Speaker 9 (02:24:52):
I have that sometimes we have a VCR still and
I'll put in a tape sometimes, like if I have
people over and just put on a TV because I
have this Maria, this election of old snuff films that
I made when I was in college, and I like
to just play them while people are milling around, you know,
if we're throwing a party or something, and I like
to see how long it takes for them to realize
(02:25:12):
what's happening on the screen.
Speaker 4 (02:25:14):
What were you, oh, just choking a girl out? Oh
you don't know. A snuff film is well, oh geez.
Speaker 9 (02:25:26):
You know, as I'm mixing a whole bunch of dua
lipa diet coke pickle drinks, I'll just put on one
of my old snuff films.
Speaker 4 (02:25:34):
What it never gets you through the day, man, I know.
Speaker 9 (02:25:36):
And of course people will chuckle because they go, oh,
this looks so realistic, and I'll go, yeah, it.
Speaker 4 (02:25:42):
Does no special effects.
Speaker 9 (02:25:45):
There's a guy over in New Zealand a woman who
I think does this kind of stuff. It seems very sensational.
But they're purporting that this is this guy who is
channeling an alien and the woman is the first person
to interview him. You see this, No stupid, I think
he's just for a website that this lady's got or whatever.
But he's a guy who says that he can channel
(02:26:08):
and interview and he says that that humans are just
DNA experiments created by an alien race called the new
and you.
Speaker 4 (02:26:20):
I believe this.
Speaker 9 (02:26:21):
I assume that's where New Metal came from. Yeah, a
woman named Serena DC. She's a filmmaker and she's interviewed
a guy who says that he can channel an alien
who goes by the name but Shar and he's given
his Now, of course, they just want to tease you
(02:26:45):
with a little bit of a clip and I'll let
people decide if they think it's legit or not.
Speaker 4 (02:26:50):
But boy, this.
Speaker 23 (02:26:51):
Guy, I have to tell you, it's been such an
incredible journey, and I want to thank you so much
for letting me into your life.
Speaker 4 (02:27:00):
And getting to know you.
Speaker 23 (02:27:01):
It's been a rabbit hole already, and now we're about
to have well, I'm about to have an interview with
an extraterrestrials. This is a momentous occasion, so I just
wanted to say thanks.
Speaker 4 (02:27:12):
You can't even remember her script before we get started,
My pleasure. You'll never know how much this means to me. Oh,
I appreciate the opportunity to allow him to share his message.
Thank you. Shall I let him come through?
Speaker 2 (02:27:29):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (02:27:29):
Now, I want you if you're watching this guy's face
while he begins to channel the alien.
Speaker 4 (02:27:34):
Give me just a minute. And then I was saying goodbye.
Speaker 19 (02:27:41):
Yes, all right, he's coughing up the alien. He's got
to get it all up in there. It's exciting.
Speaker 4 (02:28:11):
Watching history. He's breathing and jerking his head. I don't
think good day to you this day of your time?
(02:28:31):
How are you.
Speaker 13 (02:28:33):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (02:28:35):
Why would he sound like that? By the way, please, by.
Speaker 15 (02:28:41):
All means, you may proceed however you wish, but allow
us to thank you for the co creation of this
opportunity to exchange ideas and information with you.
Speaker 9 (02:28:51):
Boy. This makes me wish that boy little light flasher
from Men in Black, Man and Black was real.
Speaker 4 (02:28:58):
Psych I forget we ever watch that? Don't forget you
watch that? Okay, I'm trying.
Speaker 9 (02:29:05):
How are we gonna go? Let's all forget this happened too.
Let's see if we can wipe this from our exactly.
Speaker 19 (02:29:14):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunches
on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 12 (02:29:21):
Get at it.
Speaker 8 (02:29:23):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way.
Be careful of what you do. Big brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, stay light on your mental feet.
(02:29:43):
One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother
is watching you, and with all narities remember Obedience page.
Speaker 18 (02:29:56):
And when you.
Speaker 8 (02:29:58):
Watch that TV screen, remember it works both ways. You'll
disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think, you'll
vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.
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