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Speaker 6 (01:04):
Good afternoon, Hi there, greetings and salutation, piss bumps and
all that. My names Allan Cox, thanks for being here.
Bill Squire will join us momentarily. Mary Santora is in
midtown Manhattan. I have to imagine you are probably just

(01:27):
drained today from the excitement at Yankee Stadium last night.
Another huge Guardians win. I didn't see the game. I
assume that's what happened. Yeah, big time Oh good, and
you were there for the whole thing.

Speaker 11 (01:38):
Yeah, I am dragging ass today, dude, I'm so tired.

Speaker 12 (01:43):
It was such a coul okay, spears.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
So laying out for what you texted the group chat
that you ended up spent. How much did you end
up getting your tickets for highering forty five dollars? That's
pretty sweet.

Speaker 11 (01:53):
And they were, okay, well, this is why I actually
wanted to talk to Bill about it.

Speaker 12 (01:56):
Should we wait until he's back.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
He's not going to be back for thirty He's got
some zoom thing he's doing, so he said he's not going.

Speaker 11 (02:02):
To be So I'm on records being a seat snob
where I don't really like sitting far up I'd rather
watch it indoor somewhere warm than be like way in
the back. So we got it was the last row, okay,
So everybody's been to Guardians Progressive Field. Yankee Stadium is
another tier higher than that, Okay. So they have a
whole section above where like the top of Guardians would

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be top of Progressive Field, and it's a bigger stadium.
But we got the first row of that section, so
there's nobody in front of us. We're kind of on
an overhang and we are directly behind home plate.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Oh cool.

Speaker 12 (02:39):
So that was really cool that.

Speaker 11 (02:41):
I was like, if we were two sections either way,
I don't think I would have.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Liked it as much.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
So, but you did just a recap for me yesterday.
You did the thing where you waited. You got him
on that app that sells him cheap once the game starts.

Speaker 11 (02:53):
Yes, So we were looking at tickets. They were all
in like the two hundreds, and then after the first pitch,
within that first inning, the tickets plummeted, like went crazy
download them. Yeah, there was a seat that I had
my eye on was twelve hundred bucks directly behind home plate,
directly behind home plate second row. And I was like,

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let's do something stupid, and my buddy's like, absolutely not.
And then after the game started it went down to
like eight fifty.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
That would have been and then it went down to
seven hundred.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
You would have split your own throat if you would
spend twelve hundred dollars.

Speaker 12 (03:28):
But then it went down.

Speaker 11 (03:29):
To five fifty directly behind home plate. I was like, dude,
we would be on camera the whole night, like let's
do this, and he's like, Mary.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I don't have a team in this game. Do you
do you understand how hard this would have.

Speaker 11 (03:41):
Spent six hundred dollars on the game that I don't
care who.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
You know, it was like the Diamondbacks and the Angels exactly,
he cares exactly.

Speaker 11 (03:51):
So we ended up going with the directly behind home plate,
a little higher up, but it was a it was
a great view, you know, you could see balls and
strikes like you could call it. It was awesome. And
the stadium is huge. It is insanely loud. Yeap, like
one of the loudest sporting events I've ever been to.
And I've been in the dog Pound at Browns games,

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you know, like it was just in the Bronx.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
For people who have never been to Yankee Stadium, you
got you gotta it's way up there.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Get your ass of the Bronx.

Speaker 11 (04:20):
Yeah, it was a thirty minute train ride north and
I'm right by the studios here in New York are
right by Central Park, so I'm pretty far up there.

Speaker 12 (04:30):
And then it was thirty minutes directly straight up.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
It's up by the George Washington Bridge right like you
get off the bridge there and Yankee Stadium's pretty much
I don't.

Speaker 11 (04:39):
Know about all that because we took the subway, so
we were underground the whole time.

Speaker 12 (04:43):
But it was huge. It was so much fun.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Dude.

Speaker 11 (04:48):
Their production value is crazy, and again they're the richest
team in baseball, so they have the money to have
the production. It was like you were seeing a concert
with the way like the effects, they were doing, brand
new scoreboard. At points they would like black out the
whole stadium and play these like hype let's get rowdy videos.
It was like it was intense, but it was so cool.

(05:09):
I mean, going for a playoff game helps too.

Speaker 12 (05:11):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 11 (05:12):
And it was a night game so you get that
environment under the lights, which I think it's more dramatic,
you know, right, But it was really really fun. And
I will say this, when we were sitting there, I
was like, I'm just looking around.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
I'm taking it.

Speaker 11 (05:24):
All in, and you know, the Yankees were winning pretty much,
I think, the whole game. So I'm looking around and
I'm like, dude, it is so easy to be a
Yankees fan.

Speaker 13 (05:32):
Like I'm looking around them, like you have a good team.

Speaker 12 (05:35):
With lots of money.

Speaker 11 (05:36):
They have awesome looking merch like Yankees merch looks slick,
and I'm.

Speaker 12 (05:41):
Like, what, you guys have never struggled.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
I mean, they had some lean years.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
But again even if they even if your team stinks,
you leave and you're in New York, so you know
you're like, oh, let's go do something else whatever.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Right, so old on misteeds.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
She looked right into the sun even though there's no
window in there, and it went away.

Speaker 12 (06:08):
No, but it was I'm very glad that I went.

Speaker 11 (06:10):
It was that's all experience, and that stadium is I was,
I mean for a baseball so it's just it's enormous.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Did you stay till the end?

Speaker 12 (06:19):
Yes, sing New York, New York together.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (06:24):
I didn't know that was a thing.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
It's like, take me out to the ball game at
any other park, but they're gonna do New York.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
New York.

Speaker 12 (06:28):
Well, they did take me out to the ball game.

Speaker 11 (06:30):
During the seventh inning stretch, which is across the board,
I think everybody does that. But then after the game
was over, you just hear that bump on and everybody's dancing,
and then it was like it was a very cool
moment because all together, however, many thousand fans were like
stars running the news and I'm like, this is cool.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Like I even if you're a Guardians fan, you're gonna
sing New York, New York.

Speaker 11 (06:53):
I have to. I was like, I didn't want to,
but I felt myself like chiming in.

Speaker 12 (06:59):
It was.

Speaker 11 (06:59):
It was such a cool experience. Doesn't Yankee Stadium have
a hard rock in it? I don't know about that
Yankee Stadium.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Maybe it's out.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
I thought they had it in the stadium, but maybe
it's out. I don't know about a hard rock over
there there, you know, in case the team stinks.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
But yeah, that's up there.

Speaker 11 (07:17):
But I will say this, Uh, Yankees fans are spoiled.

Speaker 12 (07:22):
They're so spoiled because, like I think his name is
Aaron Judge.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Aaron Aaron Judge, very good.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
He hit he cracked a homewak, and the Guardians have
been looking like the friggin Bad News Bears out there too,
So that doesn't help.

Speaker 11 (07:36):
So Aaron Judge cracks this home run because we were
in the game, the Guardians were in the game until that.

Speaker 12 (07:41):
That's when they went up.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Six to two. But that was pretty early too.

Speaker 12 (07:44):
No, that was like the seventh inning, oh was it?

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (07:46):
So he cracks that in like the seventh inning, and
that's when people started leaving, is when they were up
six to two, and I was getting kind of annoyed.
I've never left a sporting event early. I'm one of
those people who I'm like, unless it is in I'm
I really can I not recall a time that I've
been like, screw this, let's get out, even if it's
a blowout.

Speaker 12 (08:04):
I'm trying to think maybe there's.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
A lot of people in that situation are just trying
to beat the traffic. I mean, there are a lot
of people are taking the subway. But you know, it's like,
I'm usually somebody who stays to the end of a game, but.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
If it's a blowout, I'm like, let's just get the hell.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yeah, you don't know, you know, but if it's nine
to three, it's the bottom of the eighth, I'm like,
all right, it's time to go.

Speaker 12 (08:23):
So people started leaving.

Speaker 11 (08:25):
Yankee San started leaving around I think that was the
bottom of the sixth or the seventh when he hit that,
and then they started leaving after that. So it was
emptying out toward the end of the game. But were
there are a lot.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
Of people who were openly decked out in Guardians gar.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
It was a sea of Yankees fans.

Speaker 11 (08:43):
Probably it's such a big stage, Like I can't get over.

Speaker 12 (08:47):
I don't know what the capacity is. I'm gonna get
pull up.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
You didn't see other people in Guardians gear.

Speaker 12 (08:52):
I probably saw.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Ten people.

Speaker 12 (08:56):
Okay, So this says.

Speaker 11 (09:00):
Two thousand three twenty five is the capacity of Yankee Stadium.
What is Progressives is like twenty five or thirty right, Yeah.

Speaker 12 (09:11):
That's what I was saying.

Speaker 11 (09:12):
I was like, it felt thirty four, twenty thousand extra people.

Speaker 12 (09:15):
I was sitting in there.

Speaker 11 (09:16):
I'm like, dude, this place is friggin huge. But yeah,
it was. It was maybe maybe five percent Guardians fans.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
You didn't see a lot.

Speaker 11 (09:26):
We actually saw one group of guys get kicked out,
a group of Guardians fans.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
A section Guardians fans got kicked out.

Speaker 12 (09:32):
A section behind us. We didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 11 (09:35):
We start here in yelling, chirping back and forth, and
we look behind us and there's three Guardians fans, all
young men, three Guardians fans standing up screaming across the aisle,
and three Yankees fans. So these guys are going at it,
and then the whole section starts to get into it.
They're the only Guardians fans. Yeah, they're the only Guardians

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fans in the section. So then the whole section is
teaming up on them. So now this whole set is
like brewing and chanting, and the three Guardians fans are
standing the ground like they look ready to fight. Seventy people, right, and.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Then but the Yankees fans Cleveland might as well be Omaha, Nebraska.

Speaker 11 (10:13):
Oh right, So then it starts spreading section to section,
and before you know it, there's like seven or eight
sections all yelling at.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
These three guys, like the Wave, but with screaming and punching.

Speaker 11 (10:24):
Yeah, nobody threw it in punches, but it got to
the point where I think Secure I don't know how
it started, but I think Security was just like, it's
going to be easier for us just to take these
three guys out than to calm down these five hundred people.

Speaker 12 (10:40):
So they ended up throwing those three guys out.

Speaker 6 (10:42):
Finally, end of its own volition. Everybody will get tired
of it.

Speaker 11 (10:45):
And as the three guys are getting thrown out, they're
still screaming. The one guy's yelling at the security guard.
He's got his hands behind his back and the no, yeah,
all the sections.

Speaker 12 (10:55):
Started that Nana, no.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Good bye, and.

Speaker 12 (11:00):
They're like flipping people off.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
But but it was a good time. It was money.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Well, spent one hundred and forty five bucks.

Speaker 11 (11:04):
That's pretty good, and that's what we My buddy Nate Craig,
who's a comedian, we were talking about it and we
were like, in New York, it is very difficult to
go a full day, Like if you're visiting and you're
not cooking at home and stuff, it's hard to go
a whole day without spending one hundred dollars. Of course,
so like to spend a one hundred, we're probably all
in for food and drinks two fifty.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Because you're not drinking beers. No, do they have near
beers or what are you doing? Just eating a dog
and a coke.

Speaker 12 (11:29):
I had a Mountain dew.

Speaker 11 (11:30):
I had an eight and eleven dollars sauceae beautiful, So yeah,
we're between all that. And then I took an uber
home because I was like, it's late, I don't want
to mess around on the subway. I'm decked out in
Guardian's gear. Everyone's drunk. So I took a fifty dollars
uber home. I was like, it feels safer, and it
was like almost midnight that I was like finally getting

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out of the stadium.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
So I just took an uber.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
But yeah, you don't want to get on the train
in the Bronx and you have to go all the way.

Speaker 12 (11:57):
To buy myself, you know.

Speaker 11 (11:59):
Yeah, so all in for two hundred and fifty bucks
to witness again. We lost, but the environment a legendary stadium.
It was, it was a it's awesome. It was a
playoff game. Man, Guardians aren't there playing October Ball every year. No,
and that was the other and they're almost not going
to be playing for much longer. So at least you
got to see him. What was the last time I
would have had this opportunity twenty sixteen, you know what

(12:20):
I mean, every eight years I might get a chance
to do this.

Speaker 12 (12:22):
So it was it was very very money, very well spent.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Well.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
The Guardians come back home tomorrow night. They play three
games at Progressive Field, and to say that they've got
to start winning some games is obviously an understatement. So
we will be doing a short show tomorrow. We will
be live until four thirty and then Yankees Guardians Game
three tomorrow afternoon on MMS play by play coverage with

(12:49):
Mary Santora outside pil Robani eyes. Got two balls on.

Speaker 12 (12:54):
Him, two balls and one strike. We'll see what he's
going with a change up.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
It's good. Yeah, it's really good. Now a word from
Mountain Dew.

Speaker 14 (13:06):
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eyes of a child, because you'll probably find a booger
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Speaker 5 (13:17):
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Speaker 6 (13:29):
Hey, I want to give me a text three five,
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for you here in about five minutes, closer to two thirty.
Next keyword for you to grab a grand courtesy of
the Buzzard bookie. So make sure you got your ears
peeled for each and every one of these, because you
get him about thirty past the hour. Got a handful

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of Brian calls. I'm gonna play for you throughout the show.
See if you can guess the songs he's trying to sing.
I'm gonna talk to actor Danny Treyjo a little bit
later on. He's got He's providing a voice in a
cartoon movie, kids movie called the Hell's it called Gracie
and Pedro something like that, Pets to the Rescue. And

(14:12):
he's no stranger to voiceovers, of course in cartoons, very
distinctive voice. He was on Rick and Morty. He's on
a lot of kids cartoons. That's good money too. Boy,
when you can get a car I know you've been
trying to do that. I have you get a cartoon
voice in anything, you know, make a little bit of
extra scratch.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Cavaliers play to night.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
Your guardians are not back in Cleveland until tomorrow afternoon
to play Game three against the Yankees. But the Calves
against the Pistons tonight. Still preseason action, but an opportunity
to kind of see what these guys are.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Doing.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
Calves are zero and to the Detroit Pistons are a
little bit better than that. They were a terrible team
last season. The Pistons were the Chicago White Sox of
the NBA. But they're at the Little Caesars Arena tonight.
Calves Pistons in Detroit. We'll roll today round six thirty.
Get your pregame coverage underway. First tip tip off at

(15:11):
seven o'clock. I have to transition out between first pitch
and tip off different. First tip is what I like
to call it. First Tip at seven o'clock tonight on
your FM home for Cleveland Cavalier's basketball. We have relatives
who live in Asheville, North Carolina, my wife's aunt and uncle,

(15:35):
and they were all in Michigan a few weekends ago.
She had gone for another one of her cousins who
were getting married, and her aunt and uncle were there.
They were in Michigan when that hurricane blew through what
was the one before Milton Helene, when Hurricane Helene was
the one that tore through the Carolinas there and just

(15:57):
kind of laid waste to a lot of parts of
that state that people didn't think would be affected because Appalachia,
you know, it's much higher elevation. Anyway, Asheville really got
so they didn't know what the hell they were going
back to, and as like would have it, when they
finally did get back there, they had power, but they
had no water. And most people in Ashville as of

(16:19):
to day, and we've got bureau chiefs there, they're probably
way too busy to be checking in. I haven't heard
a couple of weeks from anybody in Asheville, but just
the people in our family still no water. So on
the one hand, you know, my mind goes, well, power
accounts for a lot, so you've got power, but water,

(16:40):
obviously you can't do anything. There's businesses that can't be open. Yeah,
you can't. And they're telling people that're like, look, we're trying.
There's so much that goes into this, and we're really
trying to get that infrastructure up and running again, but
it could literally be months before the bulk of the
people there in Asheville have full access to those kinds

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of I hesitate to even call it an amenity. It's
not really, it's a necessity, access to necessities like that.
And so we are in a time now where even
the weather has become politicized, and you see more and
more stories about like TV weather people, meteorologists not so

(17:24):
much locally, but like people who are on national television
getting death threats because of all of the hurricane and
weather related conspiracy theories. Milton and Helene came through one
after the other, so people who had been flattened by
Helene really had no time to kind of get up

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and run, and before Milton came through, they're already tracking
more storms off the eastern coast of Florida that could
blow through the southern part of that state. And so
when people like Trump and MAGA types get out there
and go, oh, all that FEMA money is going to
migrants and illegal immigrants and all this nonsense that's quantifiably false,

(18:13):
then of course A to B to see you end
up with a situation like FEMA in North Carolina, which
is trying to help people get things up and running again.
They had to put things on hold because there were
armed militias running them out of where they were trying
to help.

Speaker 12 (18:28):
Well, yeah, because they're controlled by the liberal media.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
There you go, don't you understand, You know, because FEMA
used to go I think the sop for them used
to be door to door, right, you'd go through, Hey,
what state is this, you know, your house whatever? And
now FEMA's like, well, we're kind of we're kind of
just setting up fixed locations when people can come to us.

(18:54):
That's not really the way it's supposed to go. They've
got the National Guard there too, but the national Guard
was running into you good old boys are local militias
who said that they were out there hunting of FEMA, which.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Sounds like a lot of fun when.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
You know it's really got to be some cognitive dissonance.
If you're a guy in one of these militias who
really needs help because your house doesn't have power or water,
and you're like, well, ah, there's people here to hell,
but I gotta get out there and hunt me some FEMA.

Speaker 11 (19:28):
So but can you imagine FEMA workers like we're trying,
We're just trying to find water.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
And that's what these people are saying, These who are like, look,
I'm just this isn't the X files, man, you know,
I mean FEMA, We're not. There's been you know, decades
and decades of all this right wing hooey about FEMA
setting up concentration camps and all this crap, and they're like,
we're just trying to figure out what people need. We're
just here to help. And they're underfunded. And that's not

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coincidental either. They're underfunded. There's a lot of people who
work for FEMA that like they're spread too thin, like
I can't do you know, And as these storms come
through with more severity and more frequency, they're going to
be stretched even thinner. So they I guess they arrested
one of the guys who vocally threatened them. There was

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a guy with a handgun and a rifle, said he
was out hunting FEMA, some forty four year old dude
from some jerkwater town in North Carolina, and they scooped
him up. But those people are out there trying to,
you know, kind of help people get up and run
in again. And there's only so much they can do.

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I mean, they can't rebuild your house, right if your
property has been destroyed or whatever. But our relatives who
live in Ashville, which is a beautiful part of the country,
a lot of that town has kind of been laid
to waste, and so our family members they have power,
but like going on three weeks with no water.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
So I don't know how you do that.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
You know, when those storms came through, the tornadoes that
blew through where I live this summer, you know, we
had and a lot of people in this area did.
I was kidbetzing with people who were living in other
parts of Northeast Ohio didn't have power.

Speaker 10 (21:17):
You know.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
I had an appearance that weekend and I was just
chatting with people and they were like, yeah, we don't
have power either. You know, some people had generators, but
and that was only five days we had water. It's
in a power so you know, to that degree, you're
kind of like, well, it's kind of like camping. It sucks,
it's inconvenient, but whatever, it'll be fine. The trucks will

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get out there something like this. They're like, yeah, we
don't have water. You can't take a dump in our
own home all. And I'm sure somebody has corrected you.
The capacity of Yankee Stadium is forty six thousand people.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
And know what you said, what did you say of
twenty twenty There.

Speaker 6 (21:56):
You go fifty two thousand, And that's not even one
of like the top five or cent capacity ballparks. Ironically,
I think the biggest MLB ballpark in the country is
where the Oakland A's were playing, and that town just
that's that team just left the town because that was
also a football stadium the Raiders played, yea, it was
the Oakland Coliseum, so it was gigantic. It's like sixty

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thousand people at the Oakland Coliseum.

Speaker 11 (22:19):
In twenty twenty two, they added standing room only, extending
the capacity from forty six thou to fifty two.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
There you go Dodger Stadium, Cores Field, Rogers Center that's
where the Toronto Blue Jays play, and Chase Field.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Those are all your biggest fields.

Speaker 12 (22:37):
Bill you missed it.

Speaker 11 (22:39):
I sat up high behind home plate, and I really
enjoyed those seats. I told you, even being a seat snob,
being directly behind home.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
That's what I'm saying, Like when you're off to the side,
it's different.

Speaker 11 (22:51):
But when that's what I said, I said, if we
were even one section left or right, I would have
been pretty upset. But we were dead center. Yeah, first row,
so there's nobody in front of us. We were up
against the glass, and that was pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
That's a good seat.

Speaker 12 (23:05):
Preferred to be one section closer, same seats, but for
one hundred and forty five bucks, it was pretty awesome.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Well, tickets are much cheaper enough for the Yeah, I'm
sure they are.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
Yeah, Alan, My tickets for tomorrow night's game are one
hundred and fifty dollars each and they're in the last
row of the upper deck.

Speaker 11 (23:24):
Dude, sell them and get on that freaking uh app
that game time app hashteck, not.

Speaker 12 (23:31):
A nad.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
Or just sell them and watch the game from home, dude.

Speaker 12 (23:36):
So my buddy here on Zer one hundred, Josh Martinez.

Speaker 11 (23:39):
Uh, he's a Yankees fan, diehard, like tattooed Yankees symbol bread. Yes,
And we were chatting before the show about the game.
He swooped up because he gets like the on sale
pre codes or whatever pre sale code from the Yankees,
from the Yankees because his family's been buying them forever.

Speaker 12 (23:57):
So he got game seven tick.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
If it were to go to Game seven for the
World Series, he bought them already and if it doesn't
go that far, then you just get your money back
for fifteen hundred dollars each. Okay, like section three thirty,
so a section below where I was so not all
the way in the back, like third section up.

Speaker 12 (24:17):
He said, they're fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 11 (24:18):
He just said, so, if you were to go to
the World Series, like game seven, how much would these
tickets sell for?

Speaker 5 (24:24):
And he was like it depends.

Speaker 11 (24:25):
He's like, if we're playing the Dodgers, there would be
no Game seven in Yankee Stadium because they have home
field advantage. He goes, but if we were to play
the Mets, he goes, if it was New York versus
New York to seven games. He goes, I could easily
make twenty grand apiece on these tickets. I was like,
get the hell out. He's like, I am not there.
Like he's like, there is money in this city and

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people are dedicated.

Speaker 12 (24:49):
He's like, it doesn't get.

Speaker 11 (24:50):
A bigger rival than two New York teams. Game seven,
he was like, I could make a year's salary on
these two tickets a loan. I'm like, that's crazy, dude,
twenty freaking grand.

Speaker 12 (25:02):
Get hot?

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Here?

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Have you talked?

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Didn't Josh Martinez do radio in Ohio for a little
bit Dayton?

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Have you talked? Okay, there you go?

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Because I know he voiced tracks, like he's on my
Buddy's on Top forty station in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
I think Josh is on there too, but he's on he.

Speaker 11 (25:15):
Voiced tracks to Chicago. His wife and daughter are still
in Dayton. Ah, so he kind of did a similar
thing what I did.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Oh he just way, he just left Dayton. His daughter's won,
so oh wow.

Speaker 12 (25:27):
I don't know if they met when he was on
in Dayton and.

Speaker 11 (25:31):
Got together and everything and then wed out here.

Speaker 12 (25:34):
But to see what d I don't know, you should
ask him.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Hey from Dayton?

Speaker 6 (25:40):
But yeah, does this sound familiar?

Speaker 5 (25:42):
But I'll come how about that?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Come on?

Speaker 11 (25:46):
But yeah, he said he swooped up Game seven for
this series and those were only like four hundred each,
and then Game seven for the World Series he paid
fifteen hundred each.

Speaker 12 (25:56):
He said he could sell for twenty I don't know
about all I have, but pretty crazy stuff.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
No, people love the Subway series, I should say people
in New York love it. Nobody else cares when it's
Yankees Mets, but media likes it. I'd much rather have
that than anything else, any other permutation. I got more, Brian,
if you want to guess what he's on a bit
of a kick today. I don't know that you guys
will know these songs. I knew them pretty quickly.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
But you're this perfect is Gold.

Speaker 15 (26:25):
You think it comes so naturally. I couldn't give a
damn more two for a spool like you.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
I have no idea what that is, singing Ozzie.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
If you're not an Ozzy fans probably picked that up immediately.
I don't know if he had Jake E Lee on
the brain singing the song off the ultimate sind Perfect
is Gold.

Speaker 15 (26:49):
You think it comes so it is.

Speaker 6 (26:53):
Weekend on the Buzzard. He is kind of slaughtering the lyrics,
but he's having fun with it.

Speaker 16 (26:57):
Just gold.

Speaker 15 (26:58):
You think it comes so naturally. I couldn't give a
damn more two for a full by you.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
Yeah, full like you off the ultimate sim Ozzy Osbourne.
It's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame weekend. And if
you look closely, you'll see all of us there at
the Romo Fijo.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Oh wait, no you won't.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
But we are doing yeah that to off the Ultimate
Sin of course, and we're doing the Big Ozzie Weekend,
doing Ozzy double shots at the top of every hour.
He's already in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
with Black Sabbath, but he'll be getting in as a
solo artist. Can't believe it took Ozzy this long to
get in as a solo artist.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Yeah, it's a little crazy. That's you know, he's in
his what he's like seventy eight something like that.

Speaker 17 (27:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
Right, when people refer to the Mount Rushmore of rock stars,
I think a lot of people would think of Ozzy Osbourne.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
But so, yeah, he was on an Ozzy And when
did he start his solo stuff probably the mid seventies.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Nineteen eighty. I think it was the first solo album. Yeah,
I think Blizzard of Oz was probably nineteen eighty. He
got fired from Black Sabbath and he said, I'll show
you and then he went and again. You know, Ozzy
is God bless him. He's never been an amazing singer,
but uh, he's got that whatever. He's got the rat
voice for a lot of Eves, He's got that X factor.

Speaker 15 (28:25):
They worship the They must be stupid, all right.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
I'm just a rocket, roll.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Rock and roll rebel. Another great azzy song worship.

Speaker 15 (28:39):
Yeah, they must be stupid, all right, I'm just a rocket.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
I remember when the first couple of Ozzy albums came
out and he went on like one of those first
solo tours and we were camping out to get Ozzie
tickets because I don't know if it was that first tour,
but they used to run these comer Marshals where you could,
you know, Saturday camp out in front of we had
Sam Goody Locations or Marshall Fields, which was one of

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the big department stores, but they had Ticketmaster, a box
office and you'd camp out back in the day. And
then when the ticket window would open, you get up there,
and they were playing rock and roll rebel all the time.
The tour we went to see Ozzy, it was Motley,
a band called Motley Crue. What happened that nobody had

(29:29):
ever heard of? They kind of faded into relative obscurity.
I don't know that I've heard anything from them since,
but Motley Crue was opening for Ozzy Osbourne and of
course a lot of stories came from those tours. Motley
Crue was a band that apparently felt like they needed
to one up Ozzie at every turn, and in a

(29:52):
lot of instances they did. He's probably like, who are
these whipper snaps who also want to snort ants with?

Speaker 10 (30:00):
That?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Sounds like a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
But Brian on an Ozzie kick and of course doing
the big Ozzie weekend, Hall of Fame weekend, the Romo
Fijo they all get in Saturday night, all our.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Men and women in uniform.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
I've been a lifelong fan twenty years of military. Come
back to find your afternoon show is horrible.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Thanks from the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 10 (30:26):
On one hundred point seven WMMS.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
I had Carrie King on the Metal Show, but a
month ago, we do a show called two.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Hours at Midnight here on the Buzzard.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
When we're not being preempted by sports ball, I think
we should be Okay, well, we'll be pre empted this
Saturday if there's a game five. Do you think there'll
be a Game five?

Speaker 16 (30:58):
I hope so?

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Yeah, sure, I hope so. But we normally do it
at ten o'clock. I got the whole thing laid out
for Saturday.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Do you want to hear what I'm going to be playing?

Speaker 16 (31:11):
Mary?

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Why wouldn't I?

Speaker 6 (31:13):
How do you feel about a band called Mass Punishment?

Speaker 5 (31:17):
How about this song a mass Punishments?

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Because how about a song called the Hunting Maggots from
the band Living Gate. We're going to play a lot
of Since it is Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Induction weekend, We're going to be playing a lot of
music from bands covering rock Hall artists, bands covering Judas
Priest and Metallica and Ozzy. We're going to play a

(31:44):
band called Mammoth Grinder, brand new stuff from them, a
lot of throwbacks in there too, Very very exciting if
you're a metal fan. Two Hours to Midnight is our
show Saturday nights at ten o'clock on the Buzzard Calves.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
They're in Detroit.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
It's preseason, but if you're a basketball fan, you've been
waiting for it. So seven o'clock is tip off tonight
from the Little Caesars Arena. Six thirty pregame and then
the Guardians back home tomorrow, Friday and Saturday at Progressive Field,
and they got to start making some moves. Maybe the
home field advantage will truly be that because they need

(32:25):
to have the gotta get something going. So that'll be
a short show for us tomorrow because pregame starts at
four thirty.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
We'll be live up until then.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Going to talk to actor Danny trey Hoe. In a bit,
I've got some unconventional prison mail.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
In a bit.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
We'll get to Mayor's Science Fair later on. You have
one of those prepared, beautiful. You want to give us
a tease bats for Halloween?

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Right?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Oh well yeah, what is it?

Speaker 12 (33:02):
You'll never know? Find out at four twenty.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Hey, okay, the Science of Baseball bats?

Speaker 12 (33:07):
Hey or John Slugger.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
I was flipping through Cleveland Magazine as I am want
to do, and I noticed, Uh, you ever heard of
DeLand Brass Band? The Cleveland Magazine has a list of
like local Northeast Ohio bands to keep your eye on,
and there's one called DeLand Brass Band and they do
like kind of a New Orleans thing. They played, Uh,

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friends of ours celebrated their tenth anniversary last year and
they had them play in their backyard for this party
and they were so good, and I'd never heard of
them before, but then I saw them pop up in
this article in Cleveland Magazine.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
For people who read Cleveland Magazine.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
And even if you don't read Cleveland Magazine, it's still
in there. It's not going to be something else just
because you don't read it. But I was flipping through
because I like to know what's happening on the stages
in and around Northeast Ohio. And I'm not familiar with
any of these other bands, but I'm sure that they're
probably skilled in whatever it is that they do. But

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for people who like to stay abreast of those things,
it's worth looking into.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Money spending.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
The Guardians allan is money never well spent. Chef Jeff Well, Yeah,
you can't tell people how to spend their money, right
If for a buck forty five, that sounds pretty good,
to me.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
It was a night.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Yeah, you're having thought solid night.

Speaker 12 (34:42):
Yeah, a lot of fun, most.

Speaker 11 (34:43):
Fun I've ever had losing a baseball game.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Right, it'll be hard to top for losing Cleveland game.
You can come here and see at anytime, but they're
amongst all those fans.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Even if the Guardians won.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
You would have had to have kind of gotten out
of there quietly. Right, That's the last thing you want
is if Cleveland had killed it there at Yankee.

Speaker 11 (35:06):
Stadium, so many people were like Yankee's even Bill yesterday,
Yankees fans are trashed or terrible people.

Speaker 12 (35:11):
They're me and they're this.

Speaker 11 (35:12):
They were all very kind like everyone I know. But no,
I mean, Brian was legitimately concerned. I had a lot
of people who were like, dude, be careful, like they
were fine.

Speaker 12 (35:22):
Everybody was normal. Nobody like talk smack.

Speaker 10 (35:25):
No.

Speaker 11 (35:26):
I mean, we were all so losing, but they were
like very It was a very normal sport.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
I think, really one of those things where if you're
a jerk that it will ratchet.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
Yeah, if you're a drunk dude who's being belligerent. I mean,
there's no I know there are certain fan bases to
get the lion's share of the vitriol. You know, Philadelphia
fans in New York, fans in Boston. It's like people
are drunk. Idiots are drunk idiots everywhere. They might be
drinking something different based on where they are, but there's

(35:57):
no fan base that's any more aggressive than any other.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
And I feel like the aggressions mostly pointed towards football
fans right now.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Anyway, there's well, it's a contact sport, yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
The fan I mean just every week there's a fan,
like a big fight a there's that Ravens fan walking
around just knocking the dude out. He got the fire
from his job and they're pressing charges and he's gonna
hopefully end up in jail. He's got a rich dad,
it looks like, so that always helps.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
That's what gets you to the point where you feel
comfortable walking around punching dudes out.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
And my dad will take care of it, because untight,
even though I'm a grown ass man, my dad will
get me out of it.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Allen rich down, Jacksonville, flore To listening back to the podcast,
and yesterday's still and you guys moved on to talking
about sports teams and whether or not victory's is going
to change a fan's life. Well, you've mentioned the White
Sox pretty often about how they're losing its historic losing season,
and every time you mention it, you do.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Sound a little depressed.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
If they were, you might actually be a little more
positive about the situation.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
You might be happier, could actually alter your life slightly.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
Hate the show.

Speaker 13 (37:09):
Bye.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
You know, when you leave a talkback message, you get
thirty seconds, and I like when people just burn out
the timer with bye to the very end.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Now, listen, everybody's happy when their team's winning, but it's
not going to change your life. All my other teams
this baseball season, all my other teams finished under five hundred,
last in their division. I mean the White Sox way last,
but like Blue Jays, the Pirates are my National League team,

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all of them under five hundred, all of them last
in the division. My B team is in the playoffs.
It's not changing my life. But you're the White Sox
won the World Series and it was great, it was exciting.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Did not change my life. But you are also a
casual fan compared to the people that live and die
for Nevertheless, and so there are people that.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
You're not going to convince me it's going to change
their life?

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Will how because their life is the sport.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
But how has their life changed? You're never going to
happiness level is higher when they win for a week. No,
not for a week for the pro.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
There's people that are still living off of victories that
they didn't even participate in for years.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Right, I'm not talking about nostalgia. I'm talking about changing
your life. I'm not We are not even offered.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
It's an aspect of their life. It in that it
changes their life because it brings them happiness and joy. Again,
you're looking at this, I feel like from a purely
like monetary.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
Nothing money, well then nothing to do with money.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Then their happiness and joy that they derived from the
pleasure they get from the team winning and the nostalgia
that that brings is life changing to them. Life changing,
life changing.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
Yes, I'm not even offered tickets by the Guardians and
where their FM flagship radio station.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Right, you're like.

Speaker 12 (39:06):
I had the porter, Well be happy Easter to Weed.
I'm not gonna give you free tickets with that attitude?

Speaker 6 (39:11):
Well, why not convince me? What better way to convince me?
Go to a baseball game.

Speaker 12 (39:16):
That sma.

Speaker 6 (39:17):
I love baseball games, love bab love going to baseball games,
to go to half a dozen every season, love going
to baseball games. You're not gonna convince me that when
in the World Series didn't change my life, didn't change
my life.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Again, you are not in matter, but you're not the
sports fan where that lives and breathes it matter. It
doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
Those crazy fans haven't had their lives changed either. Great memories.
They're like, I was in the crowd. You were in
the crowd for the Cavs parade, right, Yeah, Oh it's great, great,
what a great time changed your life? Yes, Nope, absolutely,
how because I have that memory for what measurable way,
and what measurable way.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
We don't have to have a measurable way.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
This well changed by definition is usually well I was
fundamentally a shift in some kind of state of manner.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Yeah. Uh that that's the reason that, uh, my life
is so great is because the Cavs one is the
Cavs one, and I was. I was at the Romo
Fijo when they won, watching with all the fans. Yeah,
and then I was at the the parade and it
changed my life. I was was excited. I watched the
morning there was a crash on UH one seventy six

(40:29):
on the Jennings that would have definitely killed me if
I had actually gone to work that day.

Speaker 11 (40:35):
Because intervention in fate, the calves so Buil didn't die.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
Well, that is literally life changing. There you go.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
If you want to connect those threads, that is literally
life changing.

Speaker 12 (40:47):
Want to how could you.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Not life sustaining? He owes the cavaliers. His life is
what you're saying called breast milk oh, like a final
destination type thing.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
Correct, And they're still trying to get me and you
never gonna eventually. Well that's how life works.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
But that is how life eventually it comes for us all. Anyway,
thank you Rich for the message.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
There.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
I've got some unconventional prison mail. This was sent to
me by a listener.

Speaker 18 (41:14):
Dear Mama, you shouldn't have did what A done. Dear Papa,
A gun sitting here, run now later, I just don't
drop the.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Sun, dear Ellen.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
So this person emails me. He goes, hey, I know
this family and the story is out there, and maybe
there would be some people who would be interested because
she's cute and I go, okay, well, let me look

(41:55):
into this. Then there's a woman named Shane Hubers who's
doing life in prison. She got incarcerated when she was
twenty one years old. She's up for parole. She's doing life.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
She's up for parole in twenty thirty two.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
There's simply no way to know how many years from
now that is. But she's incarcerated at the Kentucky Correctional
Institution for Women, about a half an hour outside Louisville,
Kentucky Correctional Institution for Women, where I have to imagine
their motto is where the abbreviation for Kentucky is always

(42:32):
in demand. Anyway, this woman murdered her boyfriend because he
tried to break up with her because he was going
to go on a date with Miss Ohio. She's in
prison her on and off boyfriend, Ryan Poston. He was
twenty nine at the time, she was twenty one, and

(42:54):
he wanted to go on it. Good looking do both
of them. She's cute two still young. And she called
nine one one after shooting him six times in the face,
back and torso, she said, I killed my boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
She told the cops.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
She said that her boyfriend had been very vain, and
that I finally gave him the nose job he wanted
by shooting him in the face. Well, two juries found
her guilty of murder, and so she was sentenced to life.
Miss Ohio at the time was a girl named Audrey Bolt.

(43:31):
So twelve years later she has since married and divorced
a trans woman who was in there with her at
the Kentucky. And apparently this person who wrote me knows
this family and said, hey, she's got a profile online
and she's trying to connect with people because now she's

(43:52):
looking for love. And I don't know that I feel
compelled to help anybody out.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
The way because.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
We used to because we used to read letters that
people would send us. People would mail us letters from
prison and go, hey, I'm in here. They'd send us drawings.
Remember they used to draw like Erica's boobs or whatever poems. Yeah,
all kinds of the envelopes are always comes smelling like
Pall Mall's. And you know, and this girl is cute,

(44:20):
but you know, she did kill a guy. She's five nine,
she's burnette. She's just looking for love and she doesn't
want to be known as the girl who murdered her boyfriend.
But she don't want to be defined by one bad day?
Are we all going to be defined by our worst

(44:41):
day ever? And of course she's got all kinds of
conspiracy theories about why she was convicted and all that
kind of stuff, But anyway, she's eligible.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
For pretty much admitted to it.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Well, what did they always say? You won't everyone in
prison is innocent? Right, they'll tell you there isn't one
gil person in prison, and so out there outside Louislle, Kentucky,
the Correctional Institution for women.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Listen, it goes both ways.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
People always think it's crazy when these women write these
love letters to guys in prison.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Goes the other way too.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
There's no shortage of horny guys who would become a
pen pal with some young newbile convict even if she was.
You know, everybody thinks they can change somebody, and she's
not going anywhere. Remember when Castanza was dating the woman
in the in the prison, there was no pop in

(45:42):
because he always knew where she was going to be.
Only became a problem when she broke out. So the
person who emailed me, they're there in Kentucky. I don't
know if they they didn't really get into great detail
about how they know any of the people involved. But
they uh did send that to me in lieu of
actual prison mail, which I think that system has converted

(46:06):
largely to email and those are filtered. We don't we
don't get them that much anymore.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
We don't.

Speaker 13 (46:11):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (46:12):
I couldn't tell you the last time that we got
a handwritten piece of prison mail.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
We used to get it all the time.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
Anyway, she's in there and she's looking for love, and
so guys go crazy for some.

Speaker 18 (46:24):
For some, it's a knife for his wife.

Speaker 19 (46:29):
Dear Allan.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Said about that bog he died doing what he loved.
It seems a little unfair that you can watch our
live stream but we can't see you. But we'll fix
that tonight. Outside your window seven double mm.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
I was written a story about a woman who got really,
really sick and they couldn't figure out what was wrong
with her. And they were doing all these tests and
she had some bacterial illness or something, and it was
as simple as the fact that the woman never washed
her water bottle.

Speaker 13 (47:36):
And so now I'm, like I said about the Britta.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
I'm super vigilant about What did you say about the britta.

Speaker 11 (47:43):
I said that I thought it was weird to just
continuously refill your britta and never let it get completely
empty and.

Speaker 12 (47:49):
Then refill it or wash it out and then refill it.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Well, that's different than never washing it. Though.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
We were having the conversation about would you wash it
every time you refill it? And I didn't think that
was necessary, which never washing it would be strange.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Wash the water bottle every other day and watch the
britted picture about once a week.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
But again to your point, I gotta be more vigilant
about washing my awala bottle. Yeah, Hola, that's right. Hey,
if you listen to us on iHeartRadio from out of state,
I like to know where you are. Jim listens in Charlestown,
Rhode Island. Brian's in Hoboken, Justin listens in Brooklyn. He's

(48:34):
in Bay Ridge. Rob and Lisa are in Yelm, Washington.
In the Pacific Northwest. Michelle's in Altoona, PA. Chad's in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
And Lexi listens to us at Fort Bragg in North
Carolina talking to actor Danny Trejo. Here in a minute,

(48:57):
he's doing a voice for a new cartoon film that
is out this weekend. It's called Gracie and Pedro Pets
to the Rescue. This is a typo what they sent me.
What they sent me was Gracy and Pedro Pete to

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the Rescue. Like what a convoluted title that is? No,
it's Pets to the Rescue. It's like the presser I
got from the i X Center their big announcement for
I EX Trick or Treat Street. You know they do
that big trick or treat thing over there at the
IX Center for Halloween. And the headline had a typo
on it, Cleveland's suok Tacular tradition. I assume that means

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spook tacular. They just left out the p.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
What is suk It's a candy.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
It's a Korean candy and it is delicious. It's equal
parts sweet and spicy. The full term is suk. Ma
Boles bill squire dot com. For tickets, Where are you
performing this?

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Hint in day Saturday, Cambridge, Ohio on Friday night? And
those tickets are almost gone.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
Cambridge, Ohio. It's the gateway to the southwest of Ohio.
That was southeast of Ohio. I was reading a thing
this morning that Season seventeen of Always Sonny in Philadelphia
is beginning production as we speak. Here's a show that
they never thought would get picked up. They never thought

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it would continue past a few seasons. Right, This was
back when these guys literally shot a couple of scenes
on a VHS camera and shopped it around a real
low budge situation and FX grabbed it. And season seventeen

(50:55):
is beginning now. Not everybody is into Always Sunny in Philadeliphia.
Some people have fallen off. I'm one of those people.
I need to return to it because I think it's
undeniably a funny show.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
I've made it about seven or eight seasons, but I
mean now there's ten more seasons that I haven't seen.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Right, how far back should I go? They've confirmed that
there's going to be an Always Sonny in Philadelphia crossover
with this show Abbott Elementary.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Does anybody watch that?

Speaker 12 (51:23):
It's like huge? I don't watch it, but it's a
huge show.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
But I just and I get why people like it.
I just can't get into it. Yeah, but those shows
are both set in Philadelphia, obviously, so they're going to
be a crossover show.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
But and obviously.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
Everybody's done other things. Danny DeVito, he hasn't done much.
He's the guy that does the Jersey Mike Sandwich commercials.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
He was in the new Beetlejuice.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Well thanks Mary, so that spoiler. I didn't know it.

Speaker 12 (51:50):
It's not a big part of the story. He plays Janitor.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
Janet Jet Janet.

Speaker 17 (52:00):
So you know.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Caitlyn Olsen, she had a show called The Mick that
was pitifully short lived.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
It was funny.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
She's got a new show now where she's a genius
who solves crimes. It's like this old is anybody watching
High Potential? It's kind of funny. It's like it's just
like a procedural crime show. But she plays this single
mom who is also quietly a genius, kind of like
a goodwill hunting kind of vibe. But it's like a
standard network procedural crime show. And I'm like, eh, it's entertaining.

(52:31):
I thought it was a show about pot Yeah, it's
called High Potential. But she's a high functioning IQ too,
you know. So they've all done other things, Like Rob
mclaney has a show on Apple called Mythic Quest. That
show that's a great show. He's got Welcome to Wrexham
that soccer thing with Ryan Reynolds. Charlie Day does movies.
Glenn Howardson does movies. He was in that BlackBerry movie

(52:52):
that was way better than it needed to be. They
made a movie about the invention of the BlackBerry and
it was him and Jay Brikale and it was really entertaining.

Speaker 11 (53:01):
I listened to what Charlie Day's episode of SmartLess, and
it bummed me out how serious he was.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Why. I don't mean that was a long time ago.
I was just I mean, this was a while ago.

Speaker 12 (53:12):
I was driving and I put it on.

Speaker 11 (53:14):
I love Charlie Day, And then I think what I
realized is that I love the character he plays because
he was almost somber on the Oh yeah, he was
like very chill. You could tell he took himself and
his career extremely seriously, Like.

Speaker 12 (53:30):
Just the way that he talked about it. This is
not the same guy.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Oh, I don't remember that episode. Yeah, because I've also
seen him on the Always Sunny podcast and he's pretty
silly with those guys. So maybe it was just just
in that interview he was just really wanted to project
a certain thing. But I feel like when.

Speaker 11 (53:53):
He is still had like a lot he was still
getting lines off and saying funny things, but it was
not you wanted to.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
Be you wanted to be borderline. Yeah, like like Charlie's uh,
I mean eighteen.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
You know at twenty years ago when these guys did
a pilot, I mean obviously twenty years ago, these guys
looked like they were in high school when they did
Always Sonny when they were shopping it around town. No,
I think Charlie Day, you know, he just directed a movie.
I think he's probably a guy that doesn't want to
get pigeonholed as some crazy dopey dude. I mean he's
you know, he was in Horrible Bosses. Those were huge movies.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
He was Luigi in the Mario movie. Oh right, that's
a big movie.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
Yeah, he tried to do There's been a couple of
movies that I think they thought were going to pop
off and they didn't really that. That's after school Fight
movie with ice Cube whatever. That what was it called
fist fight? What was the one where he and he
and ice Cube are going to fight after school? Fist
Fight is what it was called. Yeah, they're like teachers

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and the plot of the movie is we're going to
meet after school and fight and you know, I don't know.
He's in Pacific Rim. Remember that was gonna be a
big thing too. They were gonna make a dozen Pacific
Rim movies.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
And then people are like, it made two and the
second one was so bad. I didn't see either of them.
I saw the first one. I was like, oh, okay,
this is kind of fun, and the second one was
just dog.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
Cramp after Perez buildin. Yesterday, speaking of podcasts, I listened
to Seinfeld on Tom Poppa's podcast. He's got a podcast
called Breaking Bread because he bakes.

Speaker 17 (55:37):
And.

Speaker 6 (55:40):
We played a clip of him saying, I need to
take back when I said that the radical left is
ruined comedy or something, and that was silly. It's not true.
But another thing that he mentioned he goes. And the
other thing was something that I never said, but people
think that I said. So it's the same thing that
he doesn't do colleges anymore. Did you listen to any

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of like that.

Speaker 10 (56:01):
No.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
I just saw that one clip and then made the
joke about him, Yeah, ok, being ashamed of b movie.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
Right, right, But again, I'm a Jerry Seinfeld Stan till
the day I die, Right, I mean, I think he's
like that, what are your thoughts on B movie?

Speaker 5 (56:14):
You know, same as Unfrosted.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
I watched Unfrosted, and I was like, I feel better
knowing that he doesn't care if people like these projects.
He does them because he likes them. He gets them made.
Once they're done, they're done. He's not paying attention to reviews,
doesn't care. He's like, this is just what I think
is funny. And he's got such a zen attitude to

(56:40):
the entire thing that I think that it's so. I
think it's so instructive and so useful. So I look
at him almost like a zen master. But he was
talking about He goes everybody said that I said I
don't do colleges, and he goes like, hey, I never
said it, and b I do them all the time.

Speaker 20 (56:55):
Number one one of them. I didn't say, but people
think I did it. So it's just the same I
said I don't play colleges because the kids are too
PC and you can't do comedy for them, right, Not true.
First of all, I never said it, But if you
think I said it, it's not true. I play colleges
all the time. I have no problem with kids performing

(57:18):
for them. In fact, I was just at the University
of Indiana Kentucky. We did ut I mean, I do
colleges all the time, so that perception that I don't
play college is wrong.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
I do.

Speaker 20 (57:29):
I play them all the time, and it's not a problem.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
Do you think he's in the lunch room like.

Speaker 11 (57:33):
Mary, Yeah, he's a cafeteria floor people while they eat.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
My fault was are kids into Jerry Seinfeld? Like, I
don't know how popular Seinfeld would be with the college
set in the first place.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
I think it's just one of those things where the
schools like, we're bringing in Jerry because we want to
bring them in, and the kids can just enjoy it
if they want to. Really, it's probably open to the
public as well, because in a.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
Rea it's like a theater on campus or something like.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Yeah, I mean I saw mulaney at Kent State and
they had him in the basketball arenas six people. So
I imagine similar thing to Seinfeld, Like the tickets were
open to the public.

Speaker 6 (58:16):
You think one or two students would have posted saw
Jerry Seinfeld at my school, you know, posting about every
other goddamn piece of minutia.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
You think he'd post about that. Hey, this guy.

Speaker 6 (58:29):
My dad is into played our school. Let me talk
to Danny Trejo here. I don't have to tell you
who Danny Treo is. You hear his voice in cartoons
and voiceovers, and he's had a long and illustrious film career.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Danny, how are you hey? I'm blessed me like good
friends like Ellen.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
I'll tell you what, brother, I don't know what eighty
looks like, but it sure didn't look like you.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
Right. We're doing pretty good, man, man, you are doing
pretty good.

Speaker 6 (59:06):
I watched for the four millionth time in my life.
I rewatched Heat a couple of weekends ago. It's easily
one of my top five movies.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Of all time.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
And that cast is so stacked that I actually, for
a split second forgot you were in it, and then
I was like, oh right, Treos in this.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
I think he used your own name in the movie too. Well.

Speaker 17 (59:25):
The reason was because Michael Mann did a film called
the Jericho Mile in Fulsome.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Yeah. When he was.

Speaker 17 (59:33):
Filming in Fulsome, he had all the African Americans and
all the Caucasians, but none of the Mexicans.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
And you can't have a prison movie without Mexicans. Yeah,
wait a minute, is that race.

Speaker 6 (59:44):
No, it's okay to hit your own group, right.

Speaker 17 (59:48):
But so he wanted to know what was wrong, and
they told me, you got to talk to the shot callers.
So one of them was my uncle Gilbert. So he
talked to Gilbert and made friends with Gilbert. In fact,
won't admit it, but he paid Gilbert sag wages as well.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Well. They were shooting that movie.

Speaker 17 (01:00:05):
Yeah, everybody in line and and so they did the film.
So when I showed up on heat by, that's day
Gilbert and that's no, No, I'm Danny because I'd done
a film with him before. Then we talked and he
couldn't you know, my uncle had had died of an overdose,
so he was really like taken. And then he changed

(01:00:26):
my name three times in that movie, change the script
three times.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
The whole script was changed.

Speaker 17 (01:00:32):
And finally he asked me if he could call me
Gilbert in the movie Gilbert Trail my uncle.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Yes. Every time I think that Gilbert might lose my
trainer thought.

Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
I remember, maybe just once or twice in the movie,
de Niro refers to you by name and he just
calls you Trail.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
So this new movie we just saw, I took my
daughter to see another movie a couple of weekends ago,
and they had the trailer for Gracie and Pedro to
the Rescue on the front of it, and I just
kind of give her the look and I go, yeah,
your name. She's like, Yeah, that's not always the case.
You gotta get kids pretty quickly with these trailers. But uh,
you want to talk about a stacked cast. I mean,
for a film where you guys are doing voiceovers, it's

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you and Bill Nye and Sarah Susan Sarandon. And but
it looks like a really sweet thing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Oh it is. Really, it's a good movie. It is
a really good movie.

Speaker 17 (01:01:19):
I love I love doing cartoons, you know what I mean,
because that's a whole new audience. And uh, people will
recognize you and kids, kids don't have a filter.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
They'll scream it in a in a in an airport.
Oh sure, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
No. I told my daughter today, I said, I'm gonna
be talking to Vazquez from Big City Greens and you know,
she knows exactly what I'm talking about, and uh, yeah,
kids will you know, I just know from doing this
for a living. It's weird when people will pick you
out just from your voice voice right, right right, and
yours is so distinctive. Kids now it's just like Fasquez.

(01:01:54):
You hear it across them. Yeah, if nothing else, Danny,
you are an entrepreneur.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
You're a renaissance man.

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Not to put you fine a point on it, but
you got you got a lot of irons and a
lot of fires, don't you staying?

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Busy? Restaurants?

Speaker 17 (01:02:07):
And we we opened up one in London which is
on Portobello Road, and it's doing awesome. We're opening up
one in Detroit. I want to do that like a.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
House of Blues.

Speaker 17 (01:02:19):
Yeah, sure, we you going? And then uh, I started
a record label. I got a I got a singer
called Code of the Barber and he seems like Richie Vallance.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Nice may. Yeah, it's perfect guy.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
So with any so, let's just take the restaurants for
an example. I mean, obviously you have business partners, but
you're the name behind it. Do you show up with
like a comically large scissors and cut a big red
ribbon or how does that work?

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
No? No, I show up with a shopping bag take
home from your own place. But you know what it's like,
it's a funny.

Speaker 17 (01:02:52):
I used to send guys to spy, not spy, but
to order food to make sure they liked it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
And no, yes, and.

Speaker 17 (01:03:01):
Dad, everybody that you said looks like they're gonna rob
the place, would you please?

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
Yeah, they're not exactly blending in, is what you're saying
into the woodwork. Yeah, they can't pull off the secret
shopper vibe.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
I've never gotten a bad report. Hey, you know what,
its great.

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
I know your life could have its own film coming
up in la and your family and and how you
came up and the hardships and the successes or whatever.
Were you ever Daniel to anyone? Or were you always Danny?
Always Danny? Sometimes Gilbert in a movie? Yeah, inmate with

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a bunch of numbers. You had numbers at one point. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Well you're doing fine. Man.

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
Sometimes you know what they say, the only way out
is through, and I think you did it man. Gracie
and Pedro Pets of the Rescue is a new movie.
It's out on Friday. Danny Trejoe, you will immediately recognize
his voice, along with a lot of the other A
listers in this film. Continued success. Brother, It's a thrill
to talk to you. I'm a big fan for.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
The grown ups. We can go see seven cemeteries yotiful.
When is that out? Same weekend? That's out? Now that's
stream either.

Speaker 17 (01:04:09):
I don't understand that it's on the on the little
box on the on the TV.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
We'll look for it and we'll find it. Okay, gotcha,
thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
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Something I want to say to you.

Speaker 10 (01:04:32):
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Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
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Speaker 10 (01:04:41):
One point seven doublemms.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
Charlie Brown music just put you in a good frame
of mind.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
That sounds like Christmas when.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
You hear the Vince Gueraldi trio. Yeah, it's all kind
of variations, you know on that he did it definitely
had a style. But this is it's the Great Pumpkin
Charlie Brown, the Christmas music. A little bit more singing
going on, but that Great Pumpkin. I didn't realize how

(01:05:21):
viral that video. And from Bay Village, this is like
across the street from my kids school.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
The Pumpkin Pumpkin.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
Yeah, I saw it pop up on the BBC's website.
Runaway pumpkin blocks from Blocks road in Ohio. I don't
know who the people are who live in this house,
but every year they put up these massive inflatables that
you practically got to get some guy wires on it
fasten them down. Christmas time they'll have the giant reindeer

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and the Santa and they put up their massive inflatable
pumpkin on the front line on It had only been
up a few days. I mean I dropped my daughter
off at school every morning and it's right across the street,
and so it had only been there for a couple
of days. And then when those storms the wind came
through and the video that a lot of people saw

(01:06:15):
was the Bay Village police trying to get a hold
of the thing, and the first guy on the scene
there kind of gets swallowed up by this giant inflatable.
He's just trying to wrangle It. Looks like when mister
Pitt was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade and couldn't
get the Woody Woodpecker balloon to stay up. But yeah,

(01:06:38):
so you know, this video is making the rounds locally.
I had no idea that it was going international, but
they finally wrangled that pumpkin there, and I don't think
that there were any thank god, I don't think that
there were any casualties reported when that pumpkin got away
from those cops. But yeah, the people who are feel

(01:07:04):
compelled to put up giant, giant inflatables on their front lawn,
I mean, there's work that goes into that. You know,
some people will hire a company to come out and
do that. But the people who get really into their
Christmas decorations or any kind of holiday decorations, you might
run into that, whether it's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
And next thing you know.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
Your Santa is across the street on someone else's roof.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
That's what you don't want.

Speaker 12 (01:07:33):
Oh that's my Santa.

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
Well then you got somebody else complaining because your dumb
thing is in their yard, are up on their roof.

Speaker 12 (01:07:43):
Just the trials and tribulations of those who love celebrating.

Speaker 6 (01:07:47):
You know, there's a billion ways to celebrate. This is
not about celebrating. It's about drawing attention to each of
your inflatables. That's right of people who celebrate, and they're
a bit more reserved about and that's fine too, there's
nothing wrong with it. But that pumpkin got away a

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bill in Lakewood.

Speaker 21 (01:08:11):
Hey, I hate to show thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
How are you?

Speaker 21 (01:08:15):
I'm doing pretty good. They're on social media, the jokes
are and you live in Bay Village. They want to
know why the policeman didn't tase the pumpkins or or actually,
you know, shoot it, because Bay Village is known to
be a little overreactive on on.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Orange pumpkin. It was in black Well.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
I will say this, though, I think I don't know.
I don't know how overreactive Bay Village is. I haven't
had the only run ins I've had with a local
contabular area when I've been, you know, doing ninety through
a school zone and they, for some reason they want
they're laser focused on me.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
But I don't know that there.

Speaker 6 (01:09:05):
I don't know that there's that much. You know, obviously
that's a stereotype for affluent communities, but I don't really
see a whole lot of that. My favorite story over
the past couple of years were the local residents who
complained about the statue of Jesus that they thought was
a homeless guy on a bench. Oh, this is an

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art installation that was going to different places, and it
was in Bay village. This is a big news too
at the time, and some local residents complained that they
thought that there was an unhoused individual lying on a
bench and it was outside of I think the Unitarian
church there, and it was the art piece was Jesus
on a bench. And of course these people fell exactly

(01:09:50):
into what the piece of art was supposed to convey,
which is, how would you treat Jesus that he was
on the street. And of course they treated him exactly
the way they would. That's why when people talk about
Jesus coming back, I'm like, if Jesus came back, he'd
be beaten or lynched or you know, So don't give

(01:10:11):
me all that if Jesus comes back nonsense.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
But now I'm rambling Bill.

Speaker 16 (01:10:15):
Yeah, no, that's.

Speaker 21 (01:10:16):
An excellent ramble because that doesn't surprise me. In the
Western suburbs pan attitude. Now, I have driven to your
beautiful suburban, got in, uh, you know, a ticket for
having my light bulb out in my left turn signal,
so doing speed limit everything.

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
So yeah, I don't know, I haven't really really, you know,
people think people you know, I'm not living in one
of those hospital sized houses on the lake there are
plenty of people in my neighborhood that are like regular people. Man,
they're you know, they're doing their job and they're living
their lives and they're so it's I'm I'm not.

Speaker 21 (01:10:53):
Really, there's regular people everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
That's what I'm saying, Like I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
I guess I'm not in the mix when it comes
to the really the really affluent people in my community
causing a stink about thingness.

Speaker 21 (01:11:08):
But now years ago, your neighbor Rocky River community, the mayor,
you're not allowed to have a blow up a sign
or anything more than like three feet tall, including businesses,
if you can believe that. And then they finally some
guy at a giant skeleton, the Axlee, took it to

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court and won so you could leave it up, I.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
Mean our own.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Mary Santora is a former Rocky River resident.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Yes really, Oh that's right.

Speaker 21 (01:11:42):
She was an apartment dweller.

Speaker 6 (01:11:45):
Yeah, she was living under Bozo's roof swum apartment.

Speaker 21 (01:11:48):
Did they treat should they treat you any differently because
you didn't have a mansion, Mary, and you were an
apartment dweller.

Speaker 11 (01:11:55):
You know, everyone in Rocky River just puts their pants
on one leg at a time. And even the millionaires
are like us. Like Alan, he's a millionaire, he's just
like us.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
So we can all learn something.

Speaker 21 (01:12:07):
You know, that was a hard working man. He takes
a million out of his pocket.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
Yeah, I wish I were a millionaire. Bill.

Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
Okay, hey, thank you, thank you Bill. Yes, all right,
there's Bill in Lakewood, not to be confused with our
own Bill in Lakewood. Yes, he'll squire right, I've got
more Brian for you. Okay, all right, this is this

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is a partially percussively Again, I don't think that this
is a song that you guys will know, but I
think some people in the audience will.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Know the song.

Speaker 15 (01:12:51):
Inside you will see stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
What Yeah, Metallica fair hands will recognize that song.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
A cover song.

Speaker 16 (01:13:04):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
Metallica did a series of covers a long time ago.
The Garage Days album is a song called Crash Course
in Brain Surgery. Great original song by a band called Budgy,
great cover version by Metallica. And again Brian is on shuffle.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
He is.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
Someday we'll get the carpenters from him. Other days we'll
get Ozzie and Metallica. He's been a bit heavier today
than he has been in the past.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
From us.

Speaker 15 (01:13:34):
You will see beside.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
Run great Song, Crash Course and Brain Surgery.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
Fantastic Metallica. Does these live anymore?

Speaker 10 (01:13:54):
Say?

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
Because you know they're doing Sonic Temple and they're doing
that M seventy two a tour and their big hook
is two different nights, two completely different sets. I have
to think that they work in some of those Garage
Days covers.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
But thank you, Brian.

Speaker 6 (01:14:12):
I got a few more from Brian that I will
bread crumb out to you a little bit later. On
one of them, he's way off the reservation. It's a
song nobody's gonna know. I only know it because I'm
a full on nerd, But I'm mostly fascinated with how
his brain. He's casting such a wide net. So either

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these are songs that he's listening to randomly, or I
don't want to think too deeply on it because that
might ruin the mystique.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
I've got some kids corner.

Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
Hello, kids corner, there is I got this from one
of our bureau chieves in the great state of Colorado,
a teacher who has been suspended. A teacher named Rebecca Roetto.
She's a high school teacher, and now her career is
on the line because she was drawing cartoon penises.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
On student papers. Come on, and.

Speaker 13 (01:15:19):
Kindergarten high school teacher. No, she's just tried to be
the cool teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Man.

Speaker 11 (01:15:26):
Was it like, out of that many penises, you got
three out of five.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
Well, she tried to turn him into butterflies. So let's
mentally walk through that, okay. I mean, if you're a kid,
there are a variety of ways you can draw a butterfly.
If you kind of do the rudimentary butterfly, you just
might make it look somewhat like a four leaf clover
with antenna. Right, But we all remember the butterfly that
you might draw where it kind of had a thorax

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in the middle.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
I don't know if that's accurate, but.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
It would look like a little sausage with wings. So
that sounds like maybe what she was trying to pivot to.

Speaker 12 (01:16:03):
But it had balls.

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
Yeah, you don't put the wings in the right spot,
it's gonna be balls.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
Fairview High teacher Rebecca Roetto drew the images on at
least ten student papers school princes, and it's always the
kids who wrapped the one of the kids doing I'm
sure they probably just think it's funny, so it's not.
They probably didn't even think they're ratting anybody out. But
the principal comes storming down and asking her about it,

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and she said, oh, these are butterflies. After she agreed
to stop drawing them, a student reported that she had
drawn a penis in their yearbook, and they the school
board determined that this constituted sexual harassment.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
Oh come on, well.

Speaker 11 (01:16:50):
Here's what I all, the actual sexual harassment that goes on.

Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
I agree, But what I would like to envision is
that she drew really uncomfortably anatomically correct penises and then
tried to turn those into butterflies.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
So not like the kindergarten, but you know, butterflies.

Speaker 6 (01:17:10):
She's like, oh, yeah, these are just butterflies, and they're like, no,
there's no there's no butterfly.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
That is that veiny.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
But the students are coming to her defense. They're like,
there are real problems at this school, and she is
not one of them. She is the kindest, most supportive
teacher that I have had. It just so happens in
this instance that she was drawing penie on people's yearbooks
and papers. One of her colleagues said it was a mistake,

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but should her twenty year career go down to the
drain because of it. Absolutely not, And she's been a
strong advocate for improving school culture. She was probably just
trying to be funny.

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
But again, also, you.

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
Gotta know that's gonna freak some kids out, especially in high.

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Schoo And you can't just draw the penises. You gotta
draw v giinus too. You gotta include boobs, boobs too,
not on the penis, butterfly.

Speaker 12 (01:18:09):
Maybe give the butterfly nipples.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
One boobs, Yeah, big old busty butterfly.

Speaker 6 (01:18:16):
Hey, look at that like a russ Meyer film.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Butterflies got some too old bitties, even fly.

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
It seems like evolution would have worked that out.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
But that's not evolution, that's God's planing.

Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
Parents are suing a school because their kid used AI
to write a paper and he got a bad grade.
The kid said he only used it for research, not
to actually write it. Of course, this is something that
you know a lot of schools now are contending with
because AI is going to render.

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
I don't know how you'd grade papers anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
I mean, they're gonna have to run them through some
program that determines if AI was used, because kids are
going to default to typing in a couple of keywords.
Here's what I'm supposed to write my paper on and
submit and AI will kick it out. And AI's getting
better every day. This is a school in Boston, a
high school.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
The sun.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
Got a bad grade on a paper and they said
it's because he used AI and they didn't like that.
And the parents are suing because they said that they
have unfairly punished their kid for this.

Speaker 22 (01:19:28):
They told us that our son cheated on a paper,
which is not what happened.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
They basically punished him for a rule that doesn't exist.

Speaker 23 (01:19:36):
In my lay opinion, they violated the civil rights. They
treated him and punished him more severely than other students.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
He got a perfect score on the ACTS, and he's
looking to go to Stanford or MIT or some of
the top schools, and he's missed the opportunity already for
rolling admissions.

Speaker 23 (01:19:52):
You can undo the Saturday detention that you gave him,
but there are some things that you can fix right
now and do the right thing.

Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
Saturday det.

Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
I mean, if you got those in the eighties, you'd
be in a movie, that's as bad as it got.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
But if he'd even if he used the research, he
just used the AI for research. It sounds like he
did a bad job writing the paper.

Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
Yeah, oh, he got a perfect act and he's going
to go to Stanford. Why didn't just write the paper?
Then everybody's looking for the shortcut?

Speaker 11 (01:20:23):
But also why use the AI for research when you're well,
it's also every it's just as easy to use.

Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
Google, right, And then why sue the school?

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Like I don't know, I don't know what they're doing.
Try to figure him out, and how do you sue
the school over a potential to get into these schools?
Like you they still could not let him in. It
sounds like this's annoying.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
A rule that doesn't exist. Well, it does exist, and
it's probably somewhere. There's probably some school. It's still cheating.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
At some point, Like it's not if he didn't actually
write the paper, that's plagiarism and then using it for research.
I use it for research. So if he's using it
for research, then he's still Then he wrote the paper
himself and he just wrote a bad paper. That's his fault.

Speaker 6 (01:21:18):
Yeah, I don't know, man, just don't do your I
don't know how parents and teachers are going to have
to contend with, like students just turning in papers that
are mostly AI because a lot of Bill You would
have been one of those kids, right, you didn't like school.
If AI, I still wouldn't have done it. You wouldn't have, right,
if AI had been available to all? Yeah, Oh, I see.

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
What you mean. Yeah, I'm a listen, I'm not I
still have like my integrity you oh, I send. My
integrity is that I'm not doing your work? I see? Well,
how is that inte? How is that integrity?

Speaker 12 (01:21:52):
He didn't cheat? He would rather not do.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
It than cheat.

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
I see, You're like, I'm not doing it at all.
You wouldn't You wouldn't use wouldn't do it at all?

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
Right, Yeah, and I didn't. That's maintaining your integrity, right, right,
not cheating, right, But the two choices are not cheating
or not doing it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:11):
It's cheating doing it or not doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
I didn't say there's only two choices, but I'm saying
my I'm not just going to cheat and do it,
and I'm not going to do it. I'm going to
stay true to myself and not do it. Because, in
my opinion, having to do the work that they assigned
me was a violation of my constitution for.

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
Your civil rights. Civil rights violated when you got homework. Yeah,
I didn't see the benefit of me doing it. I
didn't see the need to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
So the punishments that they would give me for not
doing it were moot. It didn't matter to me, So
it just became very it was. It was not a
valuable process to me. I see what would have been
a more valuable process. I wish I could tell you,
but it's not cool. Huh, it's not school. I like

(01:23:02):
learning things, I like knowing things. I just don't like
the school process. Right. Well, anyway, there's kids corner, kids corner. Oh,
I know this.

Speaker 17 (01:23:12):
This violates every canon of respectable broadcasting.

Speaker 10 (01:23:16):
This is the Alan Carr Show on one hundred point
seven dommsod.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
Is he I got more money for you in about
seven or eight minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:23:58):
Courtesy the Buzzard bookie A thousand thirty past every hour
you go in these keywords, So don't waste them.

Speaker 15 (01:24:04):
Love them.

Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
They got a life to lead, right. You can't always
have your ears peeled. They'll have people text me. I'll
go Hey, you didn't play the keyword.

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 6 (01:24:14):
Miss it, homeboy. I don't want you to miss out
on anything. We'll get to Mari's Science Fair in a
few minutes too. If you you see the guy get
kicked in the nuts by the horse. There's an Instagram
account called tour National Parks, something about national parks. This

(01:24:38):
is in Maryland and it's an old dude in espeedo.
I mean every part of this I love. I couldn't
love it more because we're always talking about people who
are trying to mess with animals when they shouldn't. You know,
there's signs on the beach, lease don't touch the wild horses.
People have to do it. They just can't leave it alone.

(01:25:01):
They think they're going to be the one to McKinney
clad gentleman in Maryland. He ignored all the signs. Hey,
there are wild horses in this park, do not touch them.
And this horse a full on hoof to this guy's
meats and cheeses. And he's an old dude in a

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speed I'll play for you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
I'll watch you. It's fantastic.

Speaker 13 (01:25:30):
How right to the Cajones be up down for the count?
The kind of videos yes, just don't.

Speaker 6 (01:25:43):
Touch the wild horses. It's not hard to consider or
you know. I mean, it's not like it got him
on the outside of the thigh. It got him full on.

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
It's also one of those things where on home plate, like
just knowing how horses are, like you don't walk behind
a horse, ever.

Speaker 12 (01:26:01):
No, is that a rule?

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
Yes, horses are skittish. My older daughter was an equestrian
for a long time. I mean she rode horses. She
finally gave it up like a year and a half ago.
So I mean from the age of four she was
on a horse up until you know, she was sixteen,
seventeen years old, and so she was there. Even if
you'd been riding for a long time, even if she

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was riding a horse, she knew and it knew her.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
They can get spooked, man, And.

Speaker 6 (01:26:30):
They're big animals that are nothing but muscle, and they're
like So for this beach which is on an island
there in Maryland, there's all these signs, Hey, these horses
live on the island, the assetigue horses, and there's signs everywhere. Hey,
if you're too close, you can get kicked. If these
horses get spooked, they're very large. Don't let your children

(01:26:53):
get that close to them, right. Feeding them can cause
behavioral changes, and horses become unafraid of people. So they're like,
don't mistake that for them being tame. You know, they're
they're not. They might get spooked at quick movements, but they're,
you know, big picture, not scared of people. So it's

(01:27:17):
like I always think of Harlan Williams in Half Baked.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
He heeds the Cuba sugar to the horse. I didn't
know it's a diabetic. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:27:27):
So but the guy in Thespiedo getting full on kicked
in the Cajones by this horse.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
Yes, Mike and Parma, Hey, Ellen, what's up? What's up? Hell?

Speaker 22 (01:27:40):
Hey, We actually went to that beach a few years back,
and it is kind of wild to see those horses
kind of walking around and there's quite a few people
that are actually like, you know, laying out on the beaches. Yeah,
we actually encountered right as we go into this entrance area,
some people had put down a pictick basket all their

(01:28:02):
you know, stuff that they were going to eat, and
then the horses kind of came up, and just a
smaller horse and they were all looking at him, and
then I don't know if the if this was the
male horse, the father that came up, he just walked over,
stood over their blanket and just opened up like a

(01:28:22):
fire hose all over.

Speaker 6 (01:28:24):
Everything was just a full on drenched by a horse.

Speaker 24 (01:28:33):
Oh God, people were they would People's expressions go from
like wonderment of being around the horse to just horror
when that amount of liquid comes out of an animal.

Speaker 6 (01:28:43):
Yeah, when you're face to face with nature and its
purest form, it can really take the bloom off the
rose there as.

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
It was absolutely absolutely Thank you Mike, Thanks.

Speaker 6 (01:28:54):
Thank you Mike and Parma. Yeah, you got to be
careful there.

Speaker 17 (01:29:00):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
If you're not able to call us live, a lot
of people will opt for the voicemails. You can always
use the Alancatro after hours line. There's two one six
nine six eighty nine three.

Speaker 16 (01:29:11):
Can you please, for the love of God stop playing
the drunk who sings the songs six times a day?
Bad enough, apathetic and.

Speaker 21 (01:29:19):
Has no job and lives at home and probably does
nothing all day. But you got air him and give.

Speaker 16 (01:29:24):
Him airtime, and he calls more often sings these stupid
songs like my God Man do you not have anything
else you can do for a segment, Christ.

Speaker 6 (01:29:35):
Well, you know what that means?

Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
Is that sober Brian? Yeah, hey man, he's at a battle.
He's at odds with himself.

Speaker 6 (01:29:45):
Yeah, playing that clown. I got plenty of other things
I can do. But you know what happens when people
tell me not to do something, It only makes you
want to do it. I have a sickness. I only
want to do it more. This is for you, sir.

Speaker 15 (01:30:01):
I've mixed my living on the e the news.

Speaker 12 (01:30:06):
Just hear me.

Speaker 15 (01:30:16):
We've all been to speaking.

Speaker 10 (01:30:28):
Who's going to.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
Drive your Oh man?

Speaker 6 (01:30:37):
It just puts a little uh little twitter and my
shorts every time.

Speaker 5 (01:30:41):
Thank you Brian, and thank you sir. Also, it's very
unfair to Brian to assume that when he's drunk that
he doesn't live on his own or have his own situation.
That's right, I've.

Speaker 6 (01:30:54):
Gotten knowing again for people who are not consumed with
rage overhearing him. You might have heard me mention that
his calls, as frequent as they are, still really run
the gamut. So some of them he'll just be playing guitar.
Some of them it's more kind of flamenco it's an
acoustic thing.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
Other times it's plugged in.

Speaker 6 (01:31:15):
You've yeah, because sometimes he'll.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
Call and.

Speaker 6 (01:31:24):
Just rattle off some non sequitur and there's nothing I
can do with that. But it's when he really gets
into his fields and starts singing, how do I do it?

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
A lot?

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
Of course I do. But it will run its course, sir,
trust me that I know what I'm doing. Okay, it'll
run its course, but for now, we'll continue to have
fun with me.

Speaker 15 (01:31:46):
So shy, just skip baby, do that that day. I'm
the happy.

Speaker 11 (01:31:54):
In the.

Speaker 17 (01:31:56):
US over.

Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
A carry me?

Speaker 6 (01:32:01):
Okay, yuck fed guys, Yum, what's going on, Terry?

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Well, we were listening to you talk about the guy
getting kicked in the cahonies with the horse, and my
son said, you've got to call and tell them the story.
I teach a class on observation and how five people
can watch something happen and you'll get five different stories.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
Good for you.

Speaker 6 (01:32:22):
Yeah, yeah, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
I used to train horses for a living and I
was cleaning a horse's hook one time and she kicked
me and I got up and punched her in the nose.

Speaker 10 (01:32:38):
Ye.

Speaker 21 (01:32:39):
Well, my brother.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
Tells the story the day my sister knocked her horse out,
and he tells the story that when I punched her
in the nose, she went unconscious. But what really happened?

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
You were, so he tells it like you were mango
and blazing saddles exactly. Yeah, So was that was that?

Speaker 6 (01:32:58):
How old were you were? A grown woman then, Terry?

Speaker 17 (01:33:01):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
I mean you were training?

Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
And yeah, So was that just a reflexive move on
your part or is that something people don't know? Like,
you know, you're supposed to punch a shark in the
nose to disorient them. I've never heard about that for horses,
and I've been around them, very sensitive.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
And if you you can't let them get away with
certain things, the horse can hurt you really badly when
it kicks you, I mean away from that. Right, So
she kicked me, and here's the lesson. You don't kick
me And okay.

Speaker 6 (01:33:29):
So that was my question. So that's that's a legitimate move.
That's not just something that you did reflexively as a reaction.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Oh no, I did that on purpose, gotcha?

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:33:40):
And did the horse react in a way that you
had anticipated?

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Well, she did kind of drop her head down to
the ground and shake it, which is why my brother
thinks she went unconscious.

Speaker 21 (01:33:53):
I guess, but she never kicked me again.

Speaker 6 (01:33:57):
Yeah, she couldn't remember. She didn't realize she was a horse.

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
After that.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
She didn't know what was going on. She was go yeah, right, okay,
thank you, Terry, You're welcome. Alright, you too, there. How
could I not have a good evening? I just heard
about a grown woman who punched a horse and knocked
it out. Jeez, follow that and Mary with your science fair.

Speaker 13 (01:34:22):
Owl.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
It's time for.

Speaker 11 (01:34:29):
Hmm all right, okay, with the weathergon spooky.

Speaker 12 (01:34:32):
It's chilly out. A lot of people talking about bats.
They're everywhere.

Speaker 11 (01:34:36):
So I decided we're gonna do some bat trivia today. Okay,
so you guys are involved in this, so pay attention.

Speaker 5 (01:34:42):
Wake up.

Speaker 12 (01:34:43):
Okay, yeah, wake up, Bill, put your phone down, pay
attention ready.

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:34:48):
Number one, bats have very few natural predator predators of them.
This is the deadliest?

Speaker 11 (01:34:56):
Is it a owls, b snakes, see humans or d disease?

Speaker 6 (01:35:05):
I will say owls, Okay, Bill, I'm gonna go humans.

Speaker 12 (01:35:11):
Oh you're both wrong. The answer is disease.

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
A wait, disease mean disease or disease like they just
they kind of feel a little bit out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
Okayn.

Speaker 11 (01:35:21):
They yeah, when they're feeling a little uncomfortable the weather's changing,
that actually kills them.

Speaker 12 (01:35:25):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:35:28):
But is a disease a predator?

Speaker 6 (01:35:30):
Yes, that's what it was listed as well. It's this
thing they have so few natural predators. I mean, disease
is natural.

Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:35:36):
There's millions of bats dying from what is called white
nose syndrome, and it's a disease name for like a
white fungus that grows on the muzzle and the bats
of wings, and it causes infected bats to have abnormal
daytime activity and experience a cascade of physiologic changes that
include weight loss, dehydration, electrolyte imbalances, and even.

Speaker 12 (01:35:57):
Death, which is interesting to me.

Speaker 11 (01:36:00):
Yeah, I said, staying up all night into the morning,
losing weight, not drinking water sounds like the same white
nose syndrome affecting finance brosis.

Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
You go, yeah, okay.

Speaker 11 (01:36:12):
True or false blood sucking bats are real, true, true, Bill,
True or false blood sucking bats are real, true, true, yes,
very true. Vampire bats are the only mammal besides Jeffrey
Dahmer to exist on a diet of blood. Yes, they

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feed on blood from sleeping cows, pigs, horses, and birds.

Speaker 12 (01:36:35):
And here's the crazy thing.

Speaker 11 (01:36:37):
If they can't find blood for two nights in a
row forty eight hours, they die.

Speaker 12 (01:36:42):
They can't go forty eight hours without blood. But drama queens. Luckily.

Speaker 11 (01:36:48):
Female bats can be very generous, and a well fed
female bat will often regurgitate blood to share it with
others exchange for quote pleasant feeling grooming. So this is
also known in the back community as getting your red.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
Wings, puking up blood to get something in return.

Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
I like it all right.

Speaker 12 (01:37:15):
Last one question three.

Speaker 11 (01:37:17):
Without bats, we would not have Which of the following
alcoholic spirits? Is it tequila, vodka, gin, or whiskey.

Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
I'm gonna say gin. Okay, Bill, I'm gonna go. I'll
go tequila.

Speaker 12 (01:37:37):
Bill's right, it is tequila.

Speaker 6 (01:37:41):
They regard you to take the blood on the agave plant.

Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
M m, that's exactly what they do.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Now.

Speaker 11 (01:37:45):
Tequila is made from the agave plant, which relies primarily
on bats to pollinate its flowers. Agave and bats have
co evolved over thousands of years, and now as a result,
agave is one of the very few plants that pollinates
at night, which is crazy. So the next time you
have one too many tequila shots, fistfight your cousin, throw
up in someone's shoes, or pass out in the bathroom

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stall of your favorite bar, tell the arresting officer it
wasn't your fault and to go blame the bats.

Speaker 6 (01:38:17):
I learned a lot there. You know, as big of
a fan of tequila as I am, you think that
I would have known that, but I didn't. I was
thinking maybe they had something to do with the juniper berry. No,
the agave plant.

Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
I'll tell you what the plant is.

Speaker 12 (01:38:28):
What they will?

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
You know how I got that one? Oh guess, well, well, yes, guessing.
But I was like, oh, there's a lot of bats
in from dust till dawn, so I'm gonna go with tequila.

Speaker 6 (01:38:40):
However, you arrived at the correct answer. When we went
to the Pittsburgh avi area a few weeks back for
our little penguin experience experience or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
They have bats. They have big bats. Those are called
the fox bats.

Speaker 6 (01:38:56):
See something like that. They're huge and I've seen bats before.
You know, when you go to Austin there's this bridge
famous lace bat. Yeah, or at night all the bats
come out from underneath this bridge in Austin.

Speaker 5 (01:39:07):
It's really cool.

Speaker 6 (01:39:08):
But to see them there and they were sleeping, so
they're hanging upside down, and I guess I was more
used to like smaller bats. These look like those bug
bags that are in trees, you know. I was like,
Oh my god, those are massive.

Speaker 11 (01:39:20):
I learned this in my research. Flying fox bats have
a wingspan of six feet. Facings can they can get
up to three feet their bodies and then a six
foot wingspan.

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
That's probably what these things were.

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
I was like, Oh my god, if they were flying around,
they would look like one of those Chilean condors.

Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
It's almost a pterodactyl. I know, yes.

Speaker 11 (01:39:40):
Do you want to know what else we went? There's
not a joke part for this, but other things we
would not have without bats.

Speaker 12 (01:39:45):
And the way that they pawnate. What what bananas?

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
Bananas?

Speaker 16 (01:39:50):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
I seen that video of the bat eating the banana
where they go, well, this is a Catholic school kid does.

Speaker 6 (01:39:56):
Oh god what it's just oh, I see because it's okay.

Speaker 11 (01:40:02):
Mangoes, mangoes, avocado. They those are like some of the
big things that bats will eat. Their seeds there's a
fruit bat that has it's only a three inch bat,
but its tongue is also three inches, so its tongue
is the entire length of its body and it gets
inside the seeds and then it poops.

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
Them out and helps palming. Wow.

Speaker 12 (01:40:22):
All right, who knows what bats we're.

Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
Doing out there?

Speaker 11 (01:40:25):
We're over here using them as Halloween decorations and they
are pivotal.

Speaker 6 (01:40:30):
They really are. That's the perfect word. Yes, fruit bats,
fox bats, all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
Wow. If you remember Asventura when nature calls juano is
very important to that tribe because they would make pretty
much all their utensils and both like uh bowls and
stuff like that out of guano.

Speaker 11 (01:40:51):
And about guano and my bat research that you can
also use it to make gunpowder. O that guano when
it's like manipulated, it's and everything.

Speaker 5 (01:41:03):
Gunpowder.

Speaker 6 (01:41:03):
That's when Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter. He had
a rifle that was made from Yeah. Now, what is
there any produce or anything in nature that we would
be missing if we didn't have aquabats?

Speaker 12 (01:41:17):
Joy?

Speaker 6 (01:41:19):
All right, Oh, I got to take a break in.
Thank you, Mary. There's Mayor's Science Fair. Learned a lot
about bats and just in time for Halloween.

Speaker 5 (01:41:28):
No call the Alan Cox Show. Thanks for turning me
on and allowing me to spend this time. I hope
I can turn you one.

Speaker 10 (01:41:39):
Two, one six seven eight one double oh seven or
one three four eight one double oh seven.

Speaker 5 (01:41:56):
If you all.

Speaker 8 (01:42:01):
Hose right, don't ride the hose.

Speaker 6 (01:42:13):
I was talking to Christina from Norton in the break.
She was texting me about the guess what bill they're
not singing about an actual horse.

Speaker 5 (01:42:24):
White horse.

Speaker 6 (01:42:27):
Christina from Norton is like, I don't know where Terry trained,
but you don't punch horses the nose. She's like, I
trained a few horses on my own, and I was like, again,
my daughter was a questioning for a long time and
I never heard anything like that. But everybody's got there,
I guess own technique or.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
She said.

Speaker 6 (01:42:49):
Horses eyes are set off to the side of their
heads to see predators, so directly in front and behind
isn't always easiest for them to see. That's why they
say don't walk up behind them. And you know, people
need to let wild animals be wild animals. So yeah,

(01:43:10):
I don't know. I had never heard of that before.
Punching a horse in the nose. That's why I was
asking Terry if that was just something reflexibly she did.
But she's like, no, is you know, I guess everybody's
got their own way of taking care of those things.

Speaker 24 (01:43:27):
Hey, whoever that meme man was, you's got to get
the hell up out of here, Okay, because Brian is
a gem.

Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
Brian is a natural wonder of the world. Possibly, and
I want the Super Cup. Screw off, dude, leave Brian alone.
We're all here for it except you. Okay, how about that.
He's not taking any prisoners. Somebody says, thank you, sir,

(01:43:55):
go more Brian for you.

Speaker 6 (01:43:56):
And again, like I said, nobody's gonna get this except
me because I'm a full on nerd in. This goes
way back, and it is radio adjacent in a very
specific way.

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
Eat my short, choke, compolish cotton, Eat my shorts.

Speaker 5 (01:44:14):
Nobody hip to eat my shorts.

Speaker 6 (01:44:16):
No, this is an old old song by a guy
named Rick D's and his knuts. Is that where you
were going?

Speaker 5 (01:44:27):
That's where I was going.

Speaker 6 (01:44:28):
Rick D's was a guy who was a legend in
LA radio. But before that he was doing the radio
thing where he was toiling in these smaller places, and
he was on in Memphis and he was on Rick
D's was a guy who, before he got famous on
the radio, had a couple of accidental hit songs.

Speaker 5 (01:44:47):
In the seventies.

Speaker 6 (01:44:47):
He was on in Memphis and he blew up with
this song called Disco Duck. Now, by modern standards, it's
absolutely ridiculous and corny, but in the seventies was getting.

Speaker 5 (01:45:01):
It was a sensation.

Speaker 6 (01:45:02):
This thing was getting played everywhere, and that's what ironically,
that's what got him the gig in La.

Speaker 5 (01:45:12):
It really was was Disco.

Speaker 6 (01:45:14):
Duck, and people didn't know who Rick D's was, but
Disco Duck was a huge, huge hit. He was at
disc jockey in Memphis and he had another He had
a couple of hits, and one of them was eat
My Shorts. This was later I think he was in
La by them, but he was on Kiss FM, one
of our radio stations in LA for a long time.

(01:45:37):
Ryan Seacrest famously replaced him. But Rick d Is a big,
big deal for a long time. And eat my Short again,
I don't know where Brian comes up with these. That,
to me is is the equally fascinating part. Not his
renditions of them, which again that guy really like the

(01:45:58):
guy who called in before, he wants nothing to do
with the guy. But I'm gonna let those two fight
it out.

Speaker 12 (01:46:08):
Give them do what I say, Give them each other's
personal numbers.

Speaker 4 (01:46:13):
Choose your fighter, Eat my short choke, compolish cotton, eat
my short.

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
God to break up song about a guy getting divorced.

Speaker 6 (01:46:31):
You see you in court, eat my sul. I mean,
they're all silly and ridiculous, and you know, but in
the seventies, that's how this dude made his name. He
was just capitalizing on the popularity of disco. Actually before disco.

(01:46:52):
That was to me was the amazing disco deck because
I think it was like on the radio and I
was in kindergarten literally, which was pre disco. This guy
was head of disco. That wasn't until late eighties. He
did this like the MIDSI sorry, late seventies disco. He
did this mid seventies and it was getting played nationwide

(01:47:16):
and he's like, I'm a guy on the radio in
Memphis hoping to get a better gig, and he did.
He did American Bandstand and he did you know, like
the cool thing about that at that time would be
that your competition across the street, because back in the day,
radio stations were all owned by different companies.

Speaker 5 (01:47:37):
Now of course there's like four that own all of them.

Speaker 6 (01:47:40):
But you know, back in the day, your competition across
the street, they weren't going to play a song by
a guy in another station, so you had it all
to yourself, or that I have to call you and go,
this song is so huge, we have to play it,
but we have to get your permission to do it.
That's a flex. So I don't know where Brian came
up with the my shorts. He's got a deep, deep cattalog,

(01:48:04):
the deep catalog.

Speaker 16 (01:48:06):
What did that guy sayn can you please, for the
love of God stop playing the drunk who sings the
song six times a day?

Speaker 5 (01:48:13):
This guy? Come on?

Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
What did the guy that cocks out just say to me?
Is there with his fiance on Sunday? He goes, Man,
I love Brian calling in now again. It will run
its course and I will determine when that is. And
as I lick my finger and put it to the wind,
yet I still want more Brian, So short show tomorrow

(01:48:37):
and then Friday bills out. Mary is in town because
she's doing the weekend at the Funny Stop in Kaihoga Falls.

Speaker 5 (01:48:42):
So it will be.

Speaker 6 (01:48:43):
Mary and I in the room on Friday. Yes, looking
forward to it.

Speaker 12 (01:48:49):
Just the too.

Speaker 6 (01:48:51):
It'll let Brian do that one. It'll be the Captain
Fun and Stepmom Mare Show live from downtown Cleveland, Ohio.

Speaker 12 (01:49:00):
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 5 (01:49:03):
That's the plan.

Speaker 12 (01:49:04):
You what weekend? This weekend?

Speaker 11 (01:49:05):
I'm coming home tomorrow. I'm getting I'm landing at like
six tomorrow, and then uh, Friday, in the morning, I
have to go early vote because I didn't change my
address to New York, so vote in Ohio. I'm not
gonna be home again before voting day. So Friday after
early vote and then go into work and then two

(01:49:26):
shows Friday night at the Funny Stop, and then Saturday
we're going to We're taking uh the step Kid and
my nieces to Mapleside Farms to do pumpkin crap.

Speaker 12 (01:49:36):
You know, hey, ride and pick out a pumpkin.

Speaker 13 (01:49:39):
And slide pig races.

Speaker 12 (01:49:42):
It is actually really fun. I love Mapleside.

Speaker 5 (01:49:44):
It's great.

Speaker 6 (01:49:45):
And then I fly out.

Speaker 11 (01:49:47):
Oh yeah, and every oh god, I love apple cider
and it's all picked right there.

Speaker 12 (01:49:52):
Dude, that's like fresh apple cider.

Speaker 11 (01:49:55):
So that's Saturday during the day, and then I have
two shows Saturday night at the Funny Stop, and then
I've fly back to New York Sunday morning, and then
I have two shows Sunday night here in New York.

Speaker 5 (01:50:04):
Whoa packed weekend?

Speaker 6 (01:50:06):
Dude, It's either feast or famine, right, m right? And well,
every time you say Brian sent in a new song,
I keep thinking it's Mary's boyfriend's alter ego. There's no
chance that that's your Brian ron and Willoughby is curious
about this, just so I'm clear.

Speaker 11 (01:50:26):
No, that guy's First of all, Brian drives a truck
for a living, my Brian, so he would not be
able to call us all day long.

Speaker 6 (01:50:33):
I don't know where he's calling from. This notion that
he's somewhaow buried in his parents' basement, I don't know
that that's true.

Speaker 11 (01:50:39):
But Brian, my Brian could not call us and play
a guitar.

Speaker 12 (01:50:43):
He's driving a garbage.

Speaker 6 (01:50:45):
You mean the schedulelize or he's incapable of doing that.

Speaker 12 (01:50:48):
Physically incapable.

Speaker 11 (01:50:50):
And you can't drive a truck and play a guitar
at the same time. But no, my Brian sounds much
younger than that Brian.

Speaker 6 (01:50:59):
Oh and probably a little lighter too music.

Speaker 5 (01:51:03):
As well, either, what I mean, he's pretty staunchly in
the metal genre.

Speaker 12 (01:51:10):
No, he knows everything his favorite.

Speaker 6 (01:51:12):
He knows everything Bill everything.

Speaker 11 (01:51:15):
His favorite bands are like Creden's Clearwater Revival.

Speaker 12 (01:51:19):
And a friggin' Who's that guy?

Speaker 5 (01:51:22):
Scared that guy? Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:51:25):
Also he likes Queen and all the metal bands and
he's into everything.

Speaker 6 (01:51:29):
Okay, how does he feel about a band called Mass Punishment?
Do you think that he'd be into them? Do you
think he'd be into a song called blood Dirt that
I'm gonna play Saturday night on two hours at midnight?
You think that he would dig that? I bet he would.

(01:51:57):
Sweet Sweet Sounds and Mass Punishment.

Speaker 12 (01:52:00):
He went to a show at the Agora that had
like all of his hair bands on it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:04):
Yeah, he went to that Dying Fetus show. Yes, he
got a Spike shirt. Ye, Spite's been his kick later,
Spite's a great bands YEP.

Speaker 6 (01:52:13):
I was talking earlier about the relatives in our family
who live in Ashville and are going on three weeks
they have power, but three weeks with no water, and
I hadn't heard from our Ashville bureau chieves in a
minute because they've got big fish to fry out there,
But I did hear from one of them. There are
volunteers going through Ashville because the majority of the city

(01:52:34):
still doesn't have running water, and they have said that
it may be a month or two before everything is
back up and running, and so schools and restaurants and
businesses and all that kind of stuff. So I guess
they have squads of volunteers that are going around and
helping people flush the toilets by pouring water.

Speaker 12 (01:52:56):
In Where are they getting the water from, like.

Speaker 6 (01:52:58):
Ponds and wells and the like, you know, things that
have natural areas that have filled up, and so there
there are people who are volunteering in the Asheville area
who have these giant gray water containers that they're filling
up and it does, of course rain along the way,
and that they are going to people's houses and pouring

(01:53:21):
water into their toilets because people were like, the hardest
thing is with no water is keeping your.

Speaker 5 (01:53:28):
Keeping your crapper flushed.

Speaker 6 (01:53:31):
And you hate to think about the way people are
cutting corners too, because it's battle conditions, right, I mean,
you got no choice. So you have to think about
the people that are like, well, I'm a turlet. Doesn't work,
let's go out back. Yeah, I'll just go back into
pond and dip matokus in there. You have a little

(01:53:52):
sperm news for your toom. Well, when all the way
to the Supreme Court, but they have ignored.

Speaker 10 (01:54:04):
R.

Speaker 6 (01:54:04):
Kelly's legal team's attempts to have his situation appealed. He's
serving twenty years in prison. Of course, he was convicted
of those child sex crimes, and his appeal went all
the way to the United States Supreme Court, and they

(01:54:26):
declined to hear his appeal.

Speaker 5 (01:54:30):
I wonder how it got all the way there.

Speaker 6 (01:54:32):
You know, they're keeping a light docket over there at
the Supreme Court, as if you didn't have enough things
to worry about.

Speaker 5 (01:54:39):
They're keeping a light docket.

Speaker 6 (01:54:41):
And the thought is because they want to make sure
that they've got their hands already for election day, and
so there are probably a lot of cases that I mean,
they've gotten a lot of work done this summer, not
in the way that you want. But but they declined

(01:55:01):
to hear the R. Kelly appeal, and it had already
been his arguments from his legal team had already been
rejected by a series of lower courts, and no one
is surprised that they didn't take up the R.

Speaker 5 (01:55:15):
Kelly case.

Speaker 6 (01:55:19):
But the contention of the appeal is, well, we're not
quite sure how old this girl in.

Speaker 5 (01:55:26):
The video is.

Speaker 6 (01:55:29):
The girl testified that she was fourteen when the everybody
remembers the video, right.

Speaker 11 (01:55:34):
I didn't see it, but he was peeing on this girl.
I mean, yeah, but I didn't watch it. I felt
like that wasn't something I needed burned in my brain.

Speaker 6 (01:55:42):
No, probably not. I think you're not missing anything on that.
But they declined to hear that case. We have a
lot of bureau cheese in the gray state of Missouri,
by the way, too.

Speaker 5 (01:55:54):
And just in time for Halloween.

Speaker 6 (01:55:59):
Missouri, for whatever reason, based on who runs that state,
the legislature and whatnot, they seem determined to make that
state a particular kind of hellscape right with respect to
control over women's bodies, with respect to gun laws and
things like that. And a judge in Missouri just got
rid of the law that they had on the books

(01:56:22):
that mandated that sex offenders had to put no candy
signs outside their homes on Halloween, no candy, just hugs.

Speaker 13 (01:56:32):
The free hugs shock three times they had to up
to this point put no candy signs up, and a
judge in Missouri says that is unconstitutional.

Speaker 6 (01:56:45):
That I guess the thought being, sure, you've deprived children
of their civil rights to not get molested, but it's
a bridge too far to think that we deprive you
of yours. The law has been around for almost twenty years.
Sex offenders had to stay inside on Halloween, keep the
lights turned off, and post a sign saying no candy.

(01:57:07):
They have gotten rid of that loss, so now just
in time for Halloween, you're not gonna know if the
door you're knocking on you still go to those apps.
I guess they still have to register as sex offenders,
but they don't have to put those signs up.

Speaker 11 (01:57:22):
I was gonna say which part of the law got repealed,
the whole thing or just the sign part, like the
sign march. They still have to stay inside with no
lights on.

Speaker 5 (01:57:31):
Yeah, but there's nobody.

Speaker 6 (01:57:33):
It's not like people are walking around checking to see
if they're staying inside with the lights off. They might
just not be home. It might be one town over.
I don't know, so Yeah. This all came about because
there was a convicted sex offender from suburban Saint Louis

(01:57:53):
who filed a lawsuit saying, my First Amendment rights are violated.
I should be able to hand out It's a form
of free expression for me to hand out candy to kids.

Speaker 5 (01:58:07):
Right, but when you commit a crime, yeah, privileges. There
you go.

Speaker 6 (01:58:14):
And the the initial response to his loss it was
the First Amendment doesn't give sex offenders a right to
give candy to kids. But they ran it up the
chain and they have repealed the sign law.

Speaker 5 (01:58:29):
Now it's crazy when you hear a story about someone
that is like assaulted kids or something and they'll be
like and then their punishment was thirty days in jail,
and you're like, yeah, this is somebody that had fully Yeah,
it's crazy. How the how lenient those laws are. Well,

(01:58:52):
it's because we're not really pro kid in this country.
Like to pretend that they are, but they're really not.
To morons, I love it, m ms.

Speaker 16 (01:59:20):
No, he's the one who gets following down drunk cam
and neighbor kids.

Speaker 3 (01:59:24):
Sucker game.

Speaker 6 (01:59:26):
This is a merry band, by the way, story of
a dead Man. They were the first band that Nickelback
signed to their label, like the singer was friends with
Chad Kroeger's ex girlfriend, and he put their demo and
his you know, and the rest is history.

Speaker 5 (01:59:40):
But it's like that I'm getting drunk. My girlfriend is.

Speaker 6 (01:59:44):
A stripper that kind of stuff. Bad girl, yeah, bad girlfriend, right.
Low Life was another one. Yeah, so it's this is
the stuff you love?

Speaker 5 (01:59:54):
Right yeah? Yes, kind of sounds like yes.

Speaker 6 (01:59:58):
Right, yeah, that's how they made their because they're a
Canadian band too. They made their bones opening for Nickelback.
And if you're a rock band just playing riffs is
no better spot than to be opening for nickel Back.

Speaker 12 (02:00:13):
Okay, explain to me why this sounds bad to you.

Speaker 6 (02:00:16):
It doesn't sound bad. It just doesn't do anything for it. No,
it's like a lunkhead kind of.

Speaker 13 (02:00:20):
You know, And I'm like, yeah, rock and roll, No, no,
I get it.

Speaker 5 (02:00:23):
I mean there's you.

Speaker 6 (02:00:24):
Know, it's not something that, yeah, it gives me set well,
but they're super catchy. I mean there's a reason that
these guys are like platinum you know. Yeah, no, they're
killing it. I'm just what my thought is always like,
I don't need to hear this unplugged with like due

(02:00:44):
respect to them, you know what I mean, Like these
kinds of bands, they're just rotating the same chords. So
I'm like, what is the point of doing an unplugged tour.
But they are very popular, so no shade to them.
It's just not you know, it's you know, it's like

(02:01:05):
strip club music and it's WWE music.

Speaker 5 (02:01:08):
It's fine, you know, it's great.

Speaker 11 (02:01:09):
I mean they're like, when asked what some of my
top favorite concerts are, Nickelback.

Speaker 5 (02:01:14):
Is up there.

Speaker 11 (02:01:15):
It was a fantastic show. I had so much fun and.

Speaker 6 (02:01:18):
Brian, I mean, listen, nobody's nobody. Anybody who would try
to tell me that Nickelback like put on a bad show.
I wouldn't believe them because there's you know, you go
in this riffs and it's loud, and it's.

Speaker 11 (02:01:31):
Every song, every song is a hit. They played two
hours of hit song.

Speaker 6 (02:01:34):
Yes, that's where you want to be. Yeah, you want
to be a band that just goes on tour. And
it's not like Nickelback was an overnight success. I mean,
their first couple albums I don't think did anything. So
it's like they got going at a time where your
record label would still give you some time to get going.

(02:01:55):
Now you're screwed out of the gate if you're not,
you know, if you don't blow.

Speaker 11 (02:02:00):
Up some of my favorite concerts obviously I was a
blackout drunk for a decade, right, So a lot of
my favorite concerts I've seen in the last couple of years. So,
like Nickelback was one of them. Surprisingly, Nickelback is one
of them. John Mayer solo when he did all of
his breakup songs, yeah, and then Fallow Up Boy and
Kenny Chesney, like, those were all incredible shows. And Brian's like,

(02:02:22):
that's such a sad list.

Speaker 6 (02:02:24):
No, not really, because it's your list and those are
and those are and those are party shows, right, like
everybody's having a good time. And yeah, I don't think
there's anything wrong with that.

Speaker 5 (02:02:33):
Now, it's nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 12 (02:02:35):
He's just making fun of the same way you guys
make fun of me, But.

Speaker 5 (02:02:38):
I make fun of you of your soul, not your oh,
not my music. Yeah, just like is who you are
is deeper.

Speaker 6 (02:02:44):
I mean people people make fun of me because I
like Lamb of God And one of my favorite.

Speaker 5 (02:02:49):
All time was seeing a ninety four year old Herb
Albert played trumpet trumpet without you know, yeah, hoping he
doesn't die. It was awesome. Yeah, you like what you like.

Speaker 6 (02:03:03):
And when you were drinking a lot, that's the perfect soundtrack.

Speaker 11 (02:03:07):
Well, when I was drinking a lot, I didn't remember
the concerts. I blacked out at every single concert I
ever went to, right, so I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (02:03:14):
I mean, I was probably having fun.

Speaker 12 (02:03:15):
I got in trouble a lot.

Speaker 6 (02:03:16):
But te you want a Taxi's herb alper Right, did
he play tea Want a Taxi?

Speaker 5 (02:03:20):
I believe he did.

Speaker 6 (02:03:21):
I'm sure he did. Taste a honey yep. Yeah, these
are the hits man. Yeah, so I will have I
will have one more pair for you Friday for Theory
of a Dead Man Unplugged at the Akron Civic Theater.

Speaker 5 (02:03:37):
And like the bands that Mary looks too like when
I like, I don't drive around listening to that stuff.
But if I'm at a festival, I mean Rocking the
Range and Sonic Temple, plenty of those bands play and
I go, it's a good time again. It's it's it's
fun to listen to and like, I don't think it's
the worst music, but it just it's nothing I've ever like.

(02:03:57):
I need to hear that out.

Speaker 10 (02:03:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:03:59):
I even tried to do like a bunch of my
friends are going to the Creed concert, and I was like,
all right, I'll try to listen in to a little
bit more Cret and I was like, I can't. I
can't do it. It gets fine as like a joke
song that someone does at karaoke, but I can't.

Speaker 6 (02:04:14):
Well, I might be having Creed on the show, so
I'll tell them the stupid phases.

Speaker 10 (02:04:20):
Now.

Speaker 6 (02:04:21):
I think those guys, listen, man, you've beaten the odds.
Whoever you are in, whatever band, you've beaten the odds.
My bias, if I can even call it, that is
largely professional, simply because the reason those bands are so
huge is because we were playing them on the radio
every ten minutes and I got sick to goddamn death

(02:04:42):
of hearing you know, never made it as it was.

Speaker 19 (02:04:45):
Man.

Speaker 6 (02:04:45):
You know, I was playing those songs and they were
brand new all the time, and I was like, oh god,
so it's not their fault. They're popular songs. Game three tomorrow,
you see Jason kidnisses through on the first pitch. Oh nice,
pretty exciting. He's thrown out the first pitch tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (02:05:07):
See he did it last thight, I think, or then I.

Speaker 5 (02:05:09):
From poison Cezambathia on Monday game one, Monday game one
Friday is Travis Hafner to her?

Speaker 6 (02:05:19):
And if they do a game five on Saturday. Ryan Merritt,
I don't know who that is. I assume a former
Indian Ryan Merritt. Is that a person who okay, early,
he doesn't merit? People remember, yeah, he played for the
Indians in twenty sixteen and twenty seventeen.

Speaker 5 (02:05:40):
Oh, he was the kid that he he uh pitched
one of the games in the playoffs and he won,
and then everybody he was like a young kid. He
was just about getting to get married, and everybody went
and bought everything on his registry for him. Oh really, yeah, yeah,
I remember the kid.

Speaker 12 (02:05:58):
What versus the Cops?

Speaker 5 (02:06:00):
I think it was before they got to the Cubs.
I think it was one of the divisional or like
the Alcs or something.

Speaker 6 (02:06:07):
They drafted him in twenty eleven and then he spent
five seasons in the farm system. So played for the
Akron Arrows, a Columbus Clippers, the Carolina Mudcats, and they
started Game five of the ALCS twenty sixteen there.

Speaker 5 (02:06:24):
And pitched well, and everybody was He was a hero
for a week.

Speaker 6 (02:06:28):
He's one of only two pitchers in MLB history to
have started just one game in the regular season before pitching.

Speaker 5 (02:06:35):
In the postseason.

Speaker 6 (02:06:37):
Yep, the other one being Matt Moore, who was a
pitcher for I remember Matt Moore with the Tigers.

Speaker 5 (02:06:43):
I don't know who else he played for it, But
now I do have more. Bryan always and you'll know
this one well. I like when we know it, Red.

Speaker 15 (02:06:52):
Red Ones mcmxisle.

Speaker 5 (02:06:59):
All right, guy is that called that doesn't like Brian
is out of his mind? That was wonderful.

Speaker 6 (02:07:05):
He does the breakdown part, not even the singing part.

Speaker 5 (02:07:07):
Red red Wine, who is that? U? B forty?

Speaker 6 (02:07:13):
Because I'm old and my mom had the album. I
think of Neil Diamond doing Red red Wine, but you
be forty, very very popular version in.

Speaker 5 (02:07:20):
The yeah nineties, like the eighties, early two thousand, Yeah,
early nineties.

Speaker 15 (02:07:26):
Red I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:07:29):
File Red red Wine. Make the official line.

Speaker 5 (02:07:34):
In Red Red White, fled by.

Speaker 15 (02:07:41):
Red red Wine. Make mitcial file Red red Wine.

Speaker 17 (02:07:45):
Make me mificial fine.

Speaker 5 (02:07:47):
That's a gimme.

Speaker 6 (02:07:48):
It's either something so unbelievably arcane that you wouldn't be
able to dig it out of the deepest recesses of
your brain. Or it's red red wine all over the place.
It's some food news here. Have you seen the woman
who's blown up in TikTok because she swears that turkey

(02:08:11):
legs are ham? No, turkey legs are ham.

Speaker 5 (02:08:15):
I can just beat and say the dumbest crap and
people are like, all right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:08:20):
Hold on before I get to that. Hello Alex, Hello, Hey,
what's up?

Speaker 5 (02:08:26):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (02:08:27):
I just wanted to call in regards to that guy
who likes to text, text in and talk shrimp to
Mary about not selling off, selling out any shows. Got
a bunch of my friends to buy tickets to her
show at the twenty Stuff on Friday. Hey, I'm trying
to help you out. Sorry, Bill, not going to be
able to make it on Saturday, but I think Willem
and I might go to your show. So, Mary, I

(02:08:50):
accidentally bought Saturday tickets to your show too. I'm trying
to tell them to come on so that because they're nonrefundable.

Speaker 12 (02:08:56):
Oh okay, Well, hopefully you'll find someone or thank you
show that guy who's bossing.

Speaker 21 (02:09:06):
I prediction Mary will never sell out another show at Ohio.

Speaker 5 (02:09:10):
I mean, she will sell out a show anywhere in
the country, but it's the Ohio shows that hurts. Take it.

Speaker 6 (02:09:19):
It's always taken easy. Hey, I've just jammed a chainsawf
your ass, but hey, take it.

Speaker 5 (02:09:24):
Hey, have a good day. Joy the rest of your day. Anyway.

Speaker 6 (02:09:27):
This lady on TikTok turkey legs are ham.

Speaker 5 (02:09:34):
And uh. I don't know if she has any evidence
to back it up or whatever.

Speaker 19 (02:09:40):
Turkey legs and heamn turkey Legssdamn.

Speaker 5 (02:09:44):
The world is a lie.

Speaker 19 (02:09:45):
Everything we ever knew was a lie. Guys, I was
watching a TikTok. This girl said they was at the fair.
They got turkey legs.

Speaker 6 (02:09:52):
This is exhibit A as to why I get so
depressed when they say that a certain contings of the
population that their primary news sources ticktock. I'm like, either
the word news doesn't mean anything anymore, or I think
people are leaning into it. She's having some fun, right,

(02:10:15):
turkey leg Now, I don't know that turkey legs is ham.
I always thought that Ham was ham mostly him. Maybe
she thinks the turkey legs are mostly.

Speaker 19 (02:10:24):
The turkey legs tasted like ham. So they went back
to the dude. It was like, Hey, why does this
turkey leg taste like ham?

Speaker 5 (02:10:31):
He was like, it is ham. We just call them
turkey legs. What do you want us to say?

Speaker 1 (02:10:35):
Peek leg?

Speaker 5 (02:10:36):
Mine blown?

Speaker 6 (02:10:39):
So she's using us her source a guy at the
fair who said these we call ham legs turkey legs,
that they're cured and smoked in the same way as
a ham. And I guess she's taking that and running
with it. Do turkey legs at the fair taste like ham?

Speaker 10 (02:11:00):
Now?

Speaker 6 (02:11:00):
I've never had a turkey leg at a fair.

Speaker 3 (02:11:02):
Neither have I.

Speaker 12 (02:11:03):
I eat a lot of fair food, and a turkey leg.

Speaker 6 (02:11:06):
Is not one of my go to Well I was
gonna say, if I'm gonna eat fair food, it's gonna
be fries, or it's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (02:11:12):
What would I eat? Uh huh gyro no euro no
corn dog, corn dog, corn dog, corn dog? Perfect. I
think a turkey leg is a wildly overrated food, like
because there's they got crazy tendons in them. Yeah, I've

(02:11:34):
never meat's not like it's I mean, it's dark meat,
which I don't mind dark meat, but it's it's I
don't know. Uh, every time I've gotten a turkey leg
at a fair or you know event like that. I've
been pretty disappointed in it.

Speaker 6 (02:11:47):
When I was a kid, I loved dark meat at Thanksgiving,
and now I can't stand.

Speaker 5 (02:11:51):
I don't never like it. I don't know why I did.
I know why I don't now. I have no idea
why I did when I was a kid, but I
see and slimey like, especially the turkey leg.

Speaker 11 (02:12:01):
My ex'es mom liked dark meat better than anything else,
so anytime we had chicken at their house, it was
always dark meat. So they'd make chicken thighs a lot.
Any cuts of any cuts of chicken was always dark meat.
And I wouldn't really.

Speaker 5 (02:12:17):
Eat a lot of it. And he'd be like won
Tree Foods, boo.

Speaker 12 (02:12:19):
I'm like, I don't like dark meat, and you guys
don't make more than one choice because she likes dark meat,
so they she gets I had a real.

Speaker 5 (02:12:25):
Big I bet Michael or New York would have liked
to have pressed you about that.

Speaker 19 (02:12:30):
Okay, turkey legs and heam turkey legs And damn now
world is a lie. Everything we ever knew was a lie.

Speaker 6 (02:12:37):
Guy this guy at the fair said, every year we
have people who say these are ham and I have
to tell them these aren't ham. And we've had to
pull out the boxes we get them in and show
people that it says turkey legs.

Speaker 5 (02:12:53):
Hey, Ali, iye, by so I work.

Speaker 3 (02:12:59):
At a bunch and.

Speaker 7 (02:13:02):
If they're smoke, oh rude for you? Yeah, so yeah,
but turkey legs do not come from a hawk.

Speaker 12 (02:13:14):
They come from a turkey.

Speaker 5 (02:13:15):
They come from a turkey.

Speaker 25 (02:13:17):
Right.

Speaker 6 (02:13:17):
Well, this woman's this woman's mind was blown because one
guy had a fair who was probably trolling her, said yeah,
it's ham. We just call them turkey legs. I don't
know why anybody would do that. But do you get
a lot of if you're working at a butcher shop
around Thanksgiving time? Allie, do you get any requests for

(02:13:39):
dark meat?

Speaker 7 (02:13:41):
Yes, you do, especially the lakes, Yes, yeah, because lakes
legs are really good in like greens, like color greens.

Speaker 10 (02:13:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:13:53):
Yeah. Maybe that's why I had dark meat because my
dad was always making like he made a lot of food.
My dad's from the Deep South and so we ate
a lot of soul food and as a kid, maybe
that's what it was.

Speaker 5 (02:14:06):
I lost, Ali, But thank you Ali. Maybe when we.

Speaker 6 (02:14:08):
Were eating greens and corn, bread and all that kind
of stuff. Maybe that's where the dark meat came in.
Maybe I developed an affinity for it then. But the
legs are turkey, and Grandma here will tell you more
about it.

Speaker 3 (02:14:24):
Grandma, and I like all kinds of meat. Well, I
like chicken. Chicken is finger makon. I like ham. I
like ham hot Damn.

Speaker 5 (02:14:42):
I like corn.

Speaker 3 (02:14:44):
Well, I guess people do for New York like pork,
and I like meat. Oh, meat, I like meat.

Speaker 18 (02:15:00):
I like bacon.

Speaker 3 (02:15:03):
Oh, the worldly shaken because I like the bacon.

Speaker 10 (02:15:09):
Dan. I like.

Speaker 3 (02:15:16):
Turkey. I like turkeys may feel perky.

Speaker 5 (02:15:25):
It's starting to get his stomach ache. Listen to that thing.

Speaker 6 (02:15:29):
Ryan says, the best fair food is strum bully.

Speaker 5 (02:15:34):
Those are pretty good. I mean, if you like uh not,
everybody's into you. Ever had strumbullie at the fair? It's
pretty good. Pretty good. That's kind of that's more of
a filly thing.

Speaker 6 (02:15:45):
But dark meat is the only meat this person says, Chicken, turkey,
and especially duckasy.

Speaker 5 (02:15:54):
It's very greasy.

Speaker 11 (02:15:56):
I don't like it when meat feels like meat that
you consume in your mouth. So you can't get a
sound clip from this.

Speaker 5 (02:16:01):
I don't like it.

Speaker 12 (02:16:01):
When consumable meat that you get from an animal feels.

Speaker 6 (02:16:04):
Greasy, consumable meat in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (02:16:11):
Call the Alan Cox Show. You did your piece of crape?
Double O seven or one four eighty one double O seven.

Speaker 6 (02:16:29):
Cavaliers basketball tonight on the Buzzard preseason, But hey man basketball,
you had me at basketball. They're in Detroit. Play the Pistons,
who were terrible est season. We'll see what they do
this year. Detroit Pistons at the Little Caesars Arena tonight
down Town Motor Sooting Cabs Pistons seven o'clock tip off

(02:16:51):
on the Buzzard and on the iHeartRadio app pre game
at six thirty. If you listen to us on the app,
tell me where you do. Zach listens in New Orleans.
Ashlyn is in Delanco, New Jersey. Laura is in Troutdale, Oregon.
Josh is a bureau chief in Tulsa. Aaron is in Nashville.

Speaker 5 (02:17:14):
Who was that?

Speaker 6 (02:17:14):
That was me? And Tracy listens in Alexandria, Virginia. Alan
at the Tulsa Fair last week. This is Ben in Tulsa,
the Tulsa Affair. Last week. I had flaming hot Cheetos
pickle pizza. Okay, all right, Allen. If you don't like

(02:17:38):
Greece from duck, try wild duck. I'm a duck hunter,
and all the duck you buy from the store farm
raised ducks. They make them really fat because they take
the liver and sell it as foa gras. I remember
when I first moved back home six they had just
passed the fuag ra ban in the city of Chicago,

(02:18:02):
and I don't know if it's since been rescinded.

Speaker 5 (02:18:05):
It was a long time ago, but it was a big,
big deal that there was this foa.

Speaker 6 (02:18:09):
Gra band because there were all of these high end
restaurants and this is a delicacy. I've never had it,
but people loved it and swore by it, and they
were proud. I mean, it was absolutely, you know, the
domain of the one percent. But boy, when those people

(02:18:29):
get their hackles up, who knows what's going to happen.
Almost turkey legs only taste like ham because they're cured
and smoked like him.

Speaker 5 (02:18:39):
That's why they taste like Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:18:40):
Again, I've never had a turkey leg, So I don't
spend a lot of time at renaissance fairs, but I'm
not opposed to trying it.

Speaker 5 (02:18:52):
I just haven't.

Speaker 6 (02:18:54):
As a woman oversees who sued her company. Now again,
you want to talk about a Karen.

Speaker 5 (02:18:59):
This is a woman.

Speaker 6 (02:18:59):
It's by all accounts to be a real, real pain
in the ass. But you file a lawsuit.

Speaker 5 (02:19:06):
Hold that thought. Pardon me.

Speaker 6 (02:19:10):
She filed a lawsuit against her company because she didn't
get a farewell card when she left her company. She
filed other complaints in the form of said that she
had been sexually harassed, so that she'd been victimized by
her company. Every office, every place of business, there's always

(02:19:34):
going to be one person like this, so I always.

Speaker 5 (02:19:37):
A woman, obviously, Sometimes it's a.

Speaker 6 (02:19:39):
Guy, one person who is constantly aggrieved at something and
nobody likes hanging out with them, and that just perpetuates
that cycle and then they feel even more aggrieved.

Speaker 5 (02:19:52):
But it's like you just a downer man.

Speaker 6 (02:19:56):
This woman lost her case because it turns out they
did have a card for her, but so few people
signed it that they said they felt bad and they
were going to give it to her. That's kind of
her name is Karen. A woman named Karen Conahan claimed
that her company failed to acknowledge her existence. She worked
for a company owned by British Airways, and she said

(02:20:19):
that it was a breach of a quality law. Again,
this is in is in the UK, and she complained,
she's like all these other people. When they left, they
got these farewell cards. And the people in her office
who were called to testify in this case said that
we did in fact buy a card for her, but
so few people signed it we thought that it would

(02:20:41):
have been more insulting to give her the card than
to give her no card. She had just been laid
off during a restructuring, which if you're one of those
people in the office, you are sure as hell going
to get scooped up in whatever the restructuring is.

Speaker 5 (02:21:00):
Got forty complaints against the company.

Speaker 6 (02:21:03):
She'd only worked there for about three years, and her
coworker said she had a conspiracy theory mentality she often
mistook normal workplace interactions for harassment. Now, at the risk
of I'm not even gonna say, at the risk of
I'm gonna make a really sexist comment, Mary, I bet

(02:21:25):
this woman's not that hot. Interesting, right, I bet she's
not that hot. Either she's not that hot or she's
super hot. That's what it is. She's she's mad that
people aren't paying attention to her.

Speaker 5 (02:21:40):
She's just some people.

Speaker 6 (02:21:42):
They're just loads, you know, they just are and you
feel bad.

Speaker 10 (02:21:47):
I do.

Speaker 6 (02:21:48):
I feel bad for people like that. They just they
have no social skills at all. I always think of
that phrase, when you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
It's all within the prey of everybody's out to get you.
She had suggested to one of her coworkers that she

(02:22:08):
had done all of the hard work on a project
and while it was his.

Speaker 5 (02:22:11):
Turn to do some, and they were like, are you
kidding me?

Speaker 6 (02:22:17):
And so she filed a number of lawsuits against her
company lost all of them. But the real hook here
was the card which they said, oh, we got her
a card, but when we passed it around in an
office of forty people, about three people signed it.

Speaker 12 (02:22:37):
And can they just fake it, like write other people's
names and stuff?

Speaker 6 (02:22:40):
I mean, if you know when there were when when
we worked in an office that consistently had a lot
of people, right pre COVID, we were at oak Tree,
and it was everybody was in every day sales, programming, promotions,
people were you know, work from home wasn't even a thing,
And invariably it was when we had receptionists. Yep, we

(02:23:02):
had a lobby and a front desk and receptionists that
worked there. We had Linda and Jamie and other people.
Who who are the other receptionists?

Speaker 5 (02:23:13):
I don't remember. We had Linda who yeah, and Jamie.
There's people before that, but that was a long time ago.
It was a long time ago. And because even for
years before the pandemic we got rid of the receptionists
kind of.

Speaker 6 (02:23:30):
Yeah, were an Asian girl that worked up front who
was really nice, but I don't know that she was
there for that long. But anyway, it doesn't matter. When
you were in that kind of environment, Invariably there would
be a card going around, Hey it's so and so's birthday.
You want to sign this card, And depending on who

(02:23:50):
the person is, if a card had been given to me,
i'd sign it. I'd go, hey, you have a great
day whatever, right, so skin off my ass? But not
I always like that, they're like, what am I gonna
sign for this woman? She's a consistent pain in the ass.
You know, she's not trying to get along with us.

(02:24:12):
Why are we pretending to do this? But to consider
it a form of harassment that you didn't get a
farewell card. That's somebody looking like I said, when you're
a hammer, everything looks like a nail. That's somebody looking
for a reason to get pissed off, because anybody else
will be like I'm out. I'll figure it out on

(02:24:36):
to greener pastures, hopefully.

Speaker 12 (02:24:39):
I guess I don't understand. If people already don't like you,
why are you causing a stink?

Speaker 5 (02:24:47):
Because it's because you're still getting right. But it's just
a way to continue to at least get attention. They
don't care if you know these Usually it's someone that
has some sort of disorder where whether it's good or bad,
they just want the attention. So as long as people
are paying attention to them, they can engage.

Speaker 12 (02:25:09):
I guess I'm not.

Speaker 11 (02:25:09):
I mean, I'm widely disliked by our audience, but that's okay.
But like in real life, I've talked on here about
being humbled in New York that people who I thought
were my friends are not, So I don't talk.

Speaker 5 (02:25:21):
To them names.

Speaker 12 (02:25:22):
No, you already know the names.

Speaker 5 (02:25:23):
I stay it on the air, so it clip.

Speaker 11 (02:25:27):
I guess I can't understand why you would keep this
makes no sense to me at all.

Speaker 12 (02:25:34):
It's like, well, I didn't get you the card.

Speaker 10 (02:25:37):
Let it go.

Speaker 6 (02:25:38):
Yeah, but I think you're talking from the perspective of
somebody who might have a handful of people who listen.
We all have people who don't like us, whatever, but
we also have a contingiu people that really do like us.
We have friends or an acquaintances or whatever. This sounds
like a person where nobody wants to hang out with them.
They can't turn in a direction where they have a
sympathetic figure.

Speaker 12 (02:25:55):
But you can't force people to like you, right, it
makes you.

Speaker 6 (02:25:59):
More right, Bernie Moreno's trying failing. No, but you're right.

Speaker 5 (02:26:11):
You can't do that.

Speaker 6 (02:26:12):
But that just makes certain people push harder.

Speaker 12 (02:26:14):
It's like, I'm gonna tattle if you don't like me, and.

Speaker 5 (02:26:16):
It's like it makes me like you.

Speaker 11 (02:26:18):
I'm telling I've had We've had to have this conversation
with Brian's daughter before, where it's like, hey, man, knock
it off.

Speaker 12 (02:26:24):
If the kids don't want to play with you, don't
go run and tattle on them.

Speaker 5 (02:26:28):
Oh she's doing that.

Speaker 11 (02:26:29):
She was, she's not doing it anymore. When she first
started school because she was an only child for a
long time, yep. So it was really her first interaction.
You know, she played with other kids, but not you know,
every day and stuff like that. So she was having trouble.
If she felt left out, she would try to make
them play with her, and then the kids would double down,
and then she would tattle, and then it's like it's

(02:26:49):
just we tried to explain her.

Speaker 12 (02:26:50):
It's just so much worse.

Speaker 11 (02:26:52):
If you get someone else involved, like make them.

Speaker 12 (02:26:54):
Play with me. You know, that's what this feels like.

Speaker 6 (02:26:57):
Little kids really got jammed up during COVID too.

Speaker 12 (02:27:00):
That she was born in twenty sixteen.

Speaker 5 (02:27:02):
You same with my daughter.

Speaker 11 (02:27:03):
Yeah, yeah, when COVID happened, she was four. Yeah, and
so she would have should have been starting preschool kindergarten
around there.

Speaker 21 (02:27:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:27:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:27:10):
Like those kids, that generation of kids, they didn't not
wear a mask. Yeah, for like the first you know
what I mean, it was weird when they went to school, started.

Speaker 5 (02:27:21):
Going to school and no mask.

Speaker 3 (02:27:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:27:24):
Alan, My friend said that her husband's workplace had a
going away party for him and no one showed up.

Speaker 5 (02:27:30):
Oh, I mean that does suck.

Speaker 6 (02:27:32):
But you're leaving. It's your going away party. If no
one showed up, you get to leave sooner, you know.

Speaker 12 (02:27:41):
But were there like balloons and stuff or was it
just like me at this bar afterward?

Speaker 10 (02:27:46):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:27:46):
Yeah, it was probably that.

Speaker 6 (02:27:50):
You know, it's like office space when Milton's trying to
get a piece of cake and they have a big
old sheet can pass it down.

Speaker 5 (02:27:57):
Now.

Speaker 6 (02:27:58):
I know it's for the joke in the movie, but
logistically that woman who ends up with the last piece
should have passed it to Milton.

Speaker 11 (02:28:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:28:08):
I mean the conceit of that, of course, is for
him to get no cake.

Speaker 5 (02:28:12):
But if you're.

Speaker 6 (02:28:12):
Following the rules and she was chastising him repeatedly, she
should have passed him. Yes, she should have passed him
the last piece of cake.

Speaker 5 (02:28:24):
Alan, I work with a woman just like that.

Speaker 6 (02:28:26):
She's loathsome and if she dropped dead at work, we
would line up to spit on her fresh corpse. You
got a hot toe, spit on that dead lady. Hey, Raphael,
woh hey, hello, wait for it? What's going on?

Speaker 17 (02:28:50):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (02:28:51):
How are you doing? How do you do for you?

Speaker 24 (02:28:55):
Nothing much, man, I just wanted to talk about, you know,
a toxic work experience.

Speaker 5 (02:29:00):
Ance of mine. What line of work were you in?

Speaker 16 (02:29:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:29:06):
I was in the oil, the oil, and yeah, you know, uh,
you know I had some toxic employees. You know, I
just wanted to talk about it, you know. Okay, thank you, Raphael. Hey, Jerry, Hello,

(02:29:27):
what's up?

Speaker 20 (02:29:28):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (02:29:29):
I'm the card, the farewell card? Why didn't they all
sign it?

Speaker 5 (02:29:32):
Says thank god you're leaving farewell?

Speaker 3 (02:29:36):
I mean, why didn't he sign it?

Speaker 6 (02:29:37):
I would have signed it, thank God you're leaving. I
think a lot of people, by the way, they don't
want somebody coming back and trying to murder everyone. A
person like this, like you're treating treating them with kid gloves.
I know it's largely guys who come back and spray
the place, but you know, you got to buck up
your ass. And this lady's coming back. She's slashing people's tires.

Speaker 5 (02:29:58):
Like I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:30:00):
You can't plan for every contingency, but I don't know
if thank God you're leaving was the way.

Speaker 5 (02:30:06):
To go, Jerry, I think so right? All right, thank you,
there you go.

Speaker 6 (02:30:12):
If you are one of Jerry's co workers, then keep
your eyes appeeled.

Speaker 5 (02:30:17):
What's that I just texted you some breaking news? Oh
you did? I do love breaking news. This is a
crazy one. Okay, hold on, I don't know who that
guy is. You don't know who this is?

Speaker 6 (02:30:36):
Well, no, but this will be a big deal to
a lot of people, right. Former One Direction member Liam
Payne has died in Buenos Aires at the age of
thirty one.

Speaker 5 (02:30:47):
He fell from the third floor of a hotel off
his balcony. Oh that's intense.

Speaker 6 (02:30:54):
Shortly after five pm today, agency services erected a red
tent around the body.

Speaker 5 (02:31:04):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (02:31:04):
Okay, so that's a big deal then for people who
are like One Direction fans.

Speaker 12 (02:31:08):
They were huge, dude. Yeah, and he's like thirty one.

Speaker 6 (02:31:12):
So he's the one who is not Harry Styles, He's
not Vane Zaye, He's not.

Speaker 5 (02:31:21):
Those are the only two I know.

Speaker 6 (02:31:23):
Uh Liam Payne, I mean he was, he was Liam Payne. Okay, yeah, no, listen,
that's and like the way he died is crazy. You
think he was drunk probably.

Speaker 5 (02:31:36):
Or jumped the guy.

Speaker 11 (02:31:41):
I guess Liam Payne. I mean Nile Horren Zaye, Harry Styles.
They've all Nile Horror and that's and I've heard that name.
They've all had pretty good careers. Yeah, but I wonder
why they put a copy of the red tent next
to him.

Speaker 6 (02:31:59):
Uh, listen, I think that this, So if you're a
One Direction fan, that's a band that's been broken up
for a number of years though, right, they've all gone
onto solo careers, pretty successful solo careers.

Speaker 5 (02:32:09):
Did he have one of those.

Speaker 25 (02:32:12):
Down?

Speaker 13 (02:32:15):
You know?

Speaker 5 (02:32:16):
Okay? Was that a hit?

Speaker 10 (02:32:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:32:18):
It was a justice. It's kind of like, uh oh,
he's got a bunch of songs. Here, what's it called?
Strip that down?

Speaker 6 (02:32:25):
Strip that down? All right, he's got a bunch of songs.
They're all collabs him and somebody else.

Speaker 12 (02:32:30):
I like the song.

Speaker 6 (02:32:34):
Oh from what you might call it yea from Jose Cuavo,
from Migos.

Speaker 5 (02:32:44):
I've been sick and I've been keeping muscles. Who was
the other guy? Offset? Who's the other guy? Migos? One
of the dude.

Speaker 6 (02:33:00):
You can take off to the Great White North. I've
never I've never heard of that chorus goes, oh damn it.
Never heard Liam Payne's music, But okay, so there you go.
Thirty one fell off a balcony in Argentina? Is that
where Buenos Aires is? Argentina? Thirty one year old shot

(02:33:23):
to fame in twenty ten on X Factor with former
band Nates Nile Horns and Malick Harry Styles at Lewis Tomlins,
and that's the name. I was trying to think of
sinking Lewis Hamilton, but I think he's an F one driver, right,
I don't know. They auditioned separately, so this was another
band that was manufactured. They were all trying to get
big on this. I think X Factor is like the

(02:33:46):
Simon Cowell thing over there. I think it was like
Simon Cowells. They put them all.

Speaker 5 (02:33:49):
Together, like making the band that was Ditty. There you go.

Speaker 6 (02:33:54):
Whatever happened to Diddy? You don't hear about him anymore?
I mean Dannity Kane. I mean, obviously they are massive,
but you don't ever hear about uh Diddy anymore.

Speaker 5 (02:34:07):
Huh hey, Brad, Hey, what's up? Hey, what's going on?
It's show? Thank you, sir.

Speaker 3 (02:34:16):
Hey.

Speaker 9 (02:34:16):
Mary was just saying something about uh the Liam from
one direction. Maybe he was pushed, yeah you know.

Speaker 6 (02:34:23):
Where he drunk or jump drunk or jump Well.

Speaker 9 (02:34:26):
It could be it could be like Roger Prodector, uh
from ace Ventura. He did not fall, he would push.

Speaker 6 (02:34:33):
Right, this is soundproof double plane glass.

Speaker 5 (02:34:36):
There's no way the right, there's no way the door
was closed.

Speaker 6 (02:34:43):
Yeah, there's no way that Roger Predactor could have could
have heard him scream on the way down.

Speaker 25 (02:34:52):
Right.

Speaker 6 (02:34:53):
Okay, thank you, Brad, I appreciate it. Roger Pedactor. Wow,
there's a deep dive tone look in that movie too. Yeah,
you saw him in heat.

Speaker 10 (02:35:03):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunches
on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 5 (02:35:10):
Get at it.

Speaker 25 (02:35:12):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet. Stay light on your mental feet.

(02:35:32):
One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother
is watching you.

Speaker 15 (02:35:39):
And are we all narratives?

Speaker 25 (02:35:42):
Remember obedience paid? And when you watch that TV screens,
remember it works both ways. You disappear in a wink.
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

(02:36:04):
Big Brother is watching you.