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October 10, 2024 • 159 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Funny Things that you think is funny aren't funny?

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Do you have me?

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Cockbolling?

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Time?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
More to love me?

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Allan Coxshow kicks ash.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Man, Welcome, Welcome to me.

Speaker 6 (00:17):
What's you going?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I can see a lot of cocks on TV.

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I don't know what's about you, but I can't say
I think.

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Speaker 7 (00:44):
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Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh hey, what's up? You're making a couple of last
minute additions to my list? Here, Good afternoon, Welcome, we're
here live today. It's been a real back and forth
kind of week around here. Years mony is Alan Cox,
Thanks for showing up. Say how to Bill Squire. He's
here too, Hey, creepy hoods. Mary Stantora is out all

(01:26):
this week. If you'd like to join us. There's a
lot of ways you can do that. Text me three
five one nine two. If you want to call us live,
you can two one six, five seven eight one double
oh seven eight hundred and three four eight one double
oh seven. I've been hearing from a lot of our
bureau chiefs down in Florida. We've been checking in. We

(01:52):
were out yesterday because of the Guardians playoff game yesterday afternoon,
in which they ended up losing. Did you watch the
whole thing? I watched it, did you it was not encouraging. Well,
they got to win tonight. Yeah, yeah, I went tonight
and they got a win Saturday. So yeah, we will

(02:16):
be airing the Cavaliers here in MMS. So you'll hear
the Guardians down there and w U TAM eleven hundred
but they are in what and again I you know me,
I'm not your sports but what sports officionados referred to
as a must win situation. Like I've heard more than
a few people use that phrase, a must win situation,

(02:39):
and that phrase is overused, to be sure, but it's
true tonight. But I found myself maybe it was the
tail end of the game. I found myself clicking back
and forth yesterday between the game and hurricane coverage down
there in Florida was transfixed because you know, we have
the luxury of watching it from Afar and the networks

(03:01):
that everybody involved, anybody doing any kind of coverage. It
really does become weather porn, is what it is, because
you're just watching these massive surgeons go through and judging
from the people that I've heard from who are down there,
they're like, they avoided I guess what they had been
describing what was going to be the worst case scenario,
which is basically that you know, Tampa was going to

(03:23):
get wiped off the map or whatever. But our boss,
his mom lives down there, and so she I guess
she was checking it with him. And the situation that
they're in is not as dire as in some other places.
But if you've seen any of the coverage of what
happened down there in Florida, and you know they're already
tracking the next storms to come through. They're tracking, uh,

(03:46):
they name these things alphabetically, so they're already tracking Hurricane Leslie.
Although this was except this was this was Milton. Are
they going, don't they they go? I thought they were well, Helene,
he maybe this one they started tracking before Milton, but
Milton just landed first. I see. Aye. I don't know either,

(04:08):
because they're tracking Leslie, they're tracking Nadine, which is one
of those is off the North Atlantic coast, and then
they are tracking something that is going to be coming
along the east coast of Florida. So again, between all
of these major major weather systems down there on either
coast of Florida, America's penis is getting it's getting beset

(04:32):
on all sides by undue pressure, and so they're keeping
an eye on those. But I'm sure that by now
we've all seen some coverage and photos of what happened
down there and in Florida, but they did.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I was.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I was fascinated by a guy, one of the weather
dudes for I don't remember which channel it was, but
he was describing something called the reverse surge. You hear
about the storm surge, where you know, all the weathermen
were using those like three D graphics to show you
how tall things are. They're like, hey, this is what

(05:11):
twelve feet looks like. And most people, I think probably
most adult men are hovering around six feet tall, and
so you can pretty much figure out what that looks
like mathematically. But the reverse storm surge is what one
guy was talking about, and that is when the winds
blow the water back out to sea. You know, this

(05:31):
wave is going to go somewhere. So a lot of
that water goes inland, obviously, but a lot of it
goes back out. And they're trying to tell people, hey,
don't go out, and you know, like the receipt it's
coming back. Like out there in Tampa Bay, the water
would go back out, and so there's a lot of
people who if you were to take half a second

(05:52):
and think about it, that would make perfect sense to you.
But I don't hear people talking about that. And so
watching a guy trying to do cover on the reverse
storm surge, I was like, Yeah, there's probably a lot
of people not thinking about that when the winds blow
the water back out. And so you know a lot
of people down there woke up to their car on

(06:15):
their roof or someone else's boat in their front yard.
There's alligators in the floodwaters, so there's a lot of
gotta be careful of that. You gotta be careful of that.
A lot of people posting a video of that I
was reading about a guy named Jeff Wiler. This guy
was a sixty one year old engineer. Well he still

(06:35):
is sixty one. He was an engineer and he lives
down there in Punta Gorda, which is right in that
area where it was all going to be blown through,
and he decided to stay put. He's like, I'm one
of those guys who thinks that every time they make
these storms out to be a huge, huge deal, that
they're not that bad. And this is a guy who

(06:55):
lives down there, so I guess he's judging from his
own anecdotal experience. He goes, every time they say it's
going to be terrible, it's not really that bad. He's like,
Helen was bad. We're hot on the heels of that whatever.
I figured I'd stay put. This guy. The trouble is
is that just last year he cashed in in his
four A one K to purchase a boat. He put

(07:18):
all of his money into a sixty footer. This was
going to be part of his retirement dream. You know,
listen of these guys and women too. They work their
entire lives. They go, I'm moving, I'm going to Florida.
It is the senior citizen capital of this country. It's
the retirement capital of this country. And this guy was
no different. And he put his entire four A one

(07:41):
k into buying this boat. And this boat has been
completely destroyed.

Speaker 9 (07:47):
It is he finally does the insurance work on that,
because I know a lot of the times they say,
we don't ensure stuff for because we tell you to leave,
we tell you not to keep your boat there, we
tell you. So you know, they have so much insurance
that they have to pay out that on a boat
of a guy that refused to leave the area.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well, he paid a full year of insurance on his boat.
He just got the boat out of the shop for repairs, okay.
And he planned he wasn't retired yet, he planned to
work for another year. This is all part of his retirement.
Make it six now, Yeah, And he said, I cashed
in my retirement to buy that boat and it's gone.

(08:28):
His dog, Einstein was sitting next to him. And you know,
but again, especially in a place like Florida, where it's
getting harder to ensure homes, it's getting harder to ensure
everything because of climate change. A lot of these states
like that. Good luck with the insurance, because insurance companies,
as you know, their business model is finding ways to
not pay things out, and so there's all kinds of

(08:50):
fine print and it just gets very very hairy down there.
But I was fascinated by the notion of this guy
who goes, I'm going to go to Florida, which is
a place that has it's been set by huge storms
for many many years, right, I mean not historically as
bad as this as frequent, but a guy that goes

(09:11):
up and putting all my four oh one k into
this boat because he's got a dream. He's like, I'm
gonna maybe he's gonna live on the boat. I don't know,
it's just him and his dog. Maybe he was a
guy that watched a lot of Miami Wece back in
the day, and man, that is the way to go.
There's all kinds of dudes who have that kind of dream.
They kind of have that Sunny Crockett Hemingway kind of

(09:33):
vibe in their brain and they go, that's what I'm
gonna do. And this guy, well, you could do it
in the eighties. Do in the eighties, I mean, Sonny
had a pet alligator, right, Sunny Crockett had a pet alligator.
This guy's just got Einstein, his little dog sitting there
next to him, and his retirement plan and all of

(09:54):
his money gone because he put it into that boat.
But then you know that was a decision that he made.
I guess I was watching another thing on the people
who were stranded to Disney, people who went down there
for vacation, and then Disney goes we're closing everything down
at one in the afternoon. I mean up until the
last minute, they showed people trying to go into Disney.

(10:15):
Now I'm on record, I don't understand the grown ass
men and women who were obsessed with Disney. I don't
get it. I'm not talking about people with children. I'm
not talking about people who have saved their lives for
a family trip. I'm talking about grown ass men and
women who are obsessed with Disney, who were like, we're
gonna go even if there's a storm coming. And a
lot of those people got stranded at Disney because you

(10:38):
can't get a flight out. You know, in a situation
like this, there's no gas, you're not going to get
a rental car. So when they talk about why don't
people just leave, it couldn't possibly be that simple. Like
I said, it's the retirement capital of the country too.
So you got a lot of people who simply can't.
They're not that mobile, they can't do that kind of stuff.
A lot of people have ton down. You never hear

(11:01):
about hunkering up, like to point that out too. A
lot to talk about hunkering down, and you have to
wonder why hunkering up hasn't been examined more as a
possible option. I don't even know what it is, but
it might be worth looking into. So the people that
we've heard from our customers who listen to the show
and iHeartRadio, they're in Florida, who are the things around

(11:23):
them are in bad shape, but they're safe, and that's
always good news. Some things are too good to be true.
This thing is too true to be good.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
And one of pomptone why not?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Hey got another thousand dollars for it. In a few
minutes here, if you want to get your grubby little
mits on some of this money from the Buzzard bookie,
I will give you a shot to do that. In
about eight minutes from now, about thirty past every hour,
you will have an opportunity to grab some of that money.
You will hear Calves basketball tonight here on WMMS. Guardians

(12:12):
are also playing. You'll hear that on WTAM eleven hundred
preseason Cavalier's basketball tonight. Reggie Miller and the Pacers are
in town against the oh and one Cavaliers this far
into the season, and they're oh and one come beat
by the Bulls in a preseason game, in a preseason game.

(12:34):
Uh so six thirty we'll roll out tonight make way
for pregame coverage seven o'clock tip off over there at
the Romo Fijo. And somebody's already injured, Max struss Strus
or struss Strus. Max Strus got himself a little hip injury,
So time to do that, Yeah, hip injury. Get better,

(12:57):
get back out there and start contributing. When the regular
season begins. Regularly season we'll begin October the twenty third,
which places it squarely two weeks from yesterday. So hear
that tonight. Are we doing on MMS? Are we doing? What?
Are we doing anything with it? Are you going to
be there like last time? Last year we were there
with the bridget remember oh for opening. I have no idea,

(13:19):
no clue at all if that's going on the beginning
of the the what do we do the dump trucks
and dining. I believe it was the dump trucks. Yeah,
dump trucks and dock mm hm, yep. We did calves
opening day there at the Romo Fijo. Boy, that doesn't

(13:41):
seem like it was a full year ago. I know, right,
but it was.

Speaker 9 (13:45):
I think last year they opened on the road, so
we it was a Friday, so there, but it's still
been about a year.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, yeah, wow. Alan. My boyfriend's dad lives in Punta
Gorda and they always stay in their house and have
her cane parties with xanax and alcohol. I mean, I
guess you were gonna when that guy parties. Boy, he parties,
and so I guess if you are going to hunker down,

(14:12):
what better way to do it than to knock yourself
on your ass because they're not really gonna care, right,
you might not have that much to lose to begin with.
What's the hurricane drink? You've heard a hurricane It's like
a It's like a sweet drink, is that what it is?
A lot of juices and things in there for squeeze juices.

(14:34):
Hurricane so that would be a rum drink. Then if
it's a I do like tiki drinks, but they they
go down easy and then they hitch all at once. Man,
that sounds fun. A handful of people are telling me
that we're getting the Northern Lights again tonight, and I
was reading a thing that the Northern Lights are gonna
because of some solar storm, that the neon lights or
not the neon lights, the Northern Lights are going to

(14:57):
be visible much farther south than the normally would be.
Last time we got him here. I mean, you know
a lot of people gathered along the lakefront and at
that time that we were getting them because of some
solar storm. But even that was farther south than they
normally are. I don't know if there is any credence
to this just because people tell me that's the case.

(15:20):
I don't know, but I was reading this morning that
there are a number of solar radiation storms.

Speaker 9 (15:26):
Well, it'll probably be like last time, where you have
to do like a long exposure camera. Yeah, we had to, yeah,
to get like an actual picture of Yeah, Like they're
not super visible to the naked eye.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
No, you could kind of see them way off in
the distance. You know, we just live a few blocks
in the lake. And so we all got in the
car and we went out to Huntington Beach near where
we live and stood out there on the lake front
of like freaking ten thirty at night on a school night,
and watched and it was it's interesting. Into my roof
tonight and check it out. I mean, you're living right

(16:00):
there on the lake, man. You just have to go
off one floor and you're up there on the roof. Yep,
I gotta get a car floor. It's ten floor building
and then there's a floor you gotta get up. So
it's two flights of steps, yeah, two and a half technically. Yeah.
So a solar storm hurdling across the cosmos to Earth,

(16:22):
and I always feel like they it's a spoonful of
sugar with a situation like this, because solar storms can
really really jack up like sell towers and things like that.
And so you hear half the stories that you read
are about how cool it's gonna be if we see
the Aurora borealis. But with that or what precipitates that is,

(16:45):
are these solar storms they can really screw up communications
devices and things like that. So who knows. It's just
a fun time to be alive, whether you're down there
in Florida, whether you're still digging out from the last
hurricane there in North Carolina, whether you're worried about impending
solar storms. It's a fantastic time today. We had a

(17:12):
good run and it's a may You live in interesting times,
is what they always say, and I guess we are.
We will have a full week of shows next week.
By the way, it's been real off and on this
week because of Guardians baseball. I don't know how much
longer that they'll be in it, but we will be
here all next week to the best of my knowledge. Yeah,
I don't believe they'll have any once it gets to

(17:34):
the ALCS and NLCS. Those are primetime games. I don't
think they have any daytime game. Nothing. They'll jam us up.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
You know.

Speaker 9 (17:44):
I get the you might not be playing them because
there might be a caz game. So there may be
that whole that, But we don't have to worry about that.
That's not our problem now. We're not preemptied by Cavaliers games.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Those are nighttime games. But I mean, what if they
had one, What if they had if I made they
start doing the playoffs at two pm, then it would
be a different situation. I guess. I don't know, But
to the best of my knowledge, we're going to be
here a full week next week, which is always the

(18:17):
way I want to do things. I'm available to work.
I got some important information from our program director, Rob Anthony.

Speaker 10 (18:31):
Ham.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Are some Broccolian beans for dinner tonight. That way, when
you go up on the roof, you'll have some good
stairway farts. Oh that's what he wanted you to do,
all right, about the programming for the station. Just he
wants a good stairwell fart. Well, he is trying to Hey,
that's uh that recently according Yeah, it's it's all part

(18:51):
of program It's all part of programming. Now he's trying
to program your call program. Well that's not up to anyone,
but you pardon the pun. And frankly, I don't know
that it's really that much of a priority. It's something
that for a while we were really hammering you one.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Maybe the moment has passed. We'll see what happens. I
can get some uh, you can eat some broccoli, some beans,
some beans.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I feel like when I try and eat foods that
make me fart doesn't happen that way. Although man, I
had some breakfast am I layover in Detroit or not Detroit,
in Dallas on my way back, and the farts that
I had after that, well, yeah, what are you doing?

(19:50):
It was just it was free. It was a free
eggs who fla who was giving away eggs? Who flas
I talk about, Oh, you were in the lounge. Oh
you were living lounge life boy, You and Mary and
you guys are out there fancy when you're traveling. Wow. Yeah,
it's a I got this weird two fla thing just

(20:10):
because it was like one of the only things I
had something like I'll try a bite of it. It
was like the size of a tart.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
It was.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
It was just like a little square like it was
a tray of stuff and they had it cut into
squares and so it was like the size of like
a brownie basically, And so I just got a little bit.
There are probably some old ass eggs too, No, they're fresh.
It's fresh. It's the Centurion Lounge ovenl my part. I
don't even know what those words mean exactly exactly, but Uh,

(20:36):
had some eggs, and the farts that came from that
were luckily the flight was over unless I let them
out when I was sleeping. But it was Oh it
worked that fast. You got on that, you had the
tart I had then in the flight like landed, and
then the farts started on my way to my girlfriend's house. Oh,

(20:56):
I see, so like it was probably around one o'clock
when I was just hot box myself in the car.
And you think that it was because of that. What
did you have prior to that? Let's see a lot, right, Yeah,
some booze and then it's probably a combination.

Speaker 9 (21:15):
Yeah, because you know, I can't remember by the time
you hit I ate something that day, but I don't
remember what it was by the.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Time you had the egg thing. Maybe it's probably the cherry.
Maybe it was the mushrooms. Who knows. Oh god, they
had some mushrooms. Yeah, you've got a guy that specializes
in comedy that's mixed with science and psychedelics. Mushrooms are plentiful.
So I didn't take a lot. I just took a little,
like a cap and a half. God of got got
a little bit of trails going. Ye, perfect expand your

(21:45):
mind and your rectum. If you listen to us on iHeartRadio,
you can always leave us some messages there, whether you're
checking in from a hurricane ravaged state or not. Hi, Alan,
this is Maria.

Speaker 11 (22:00):
I'm listening to the podcast from yesterday's show where you
were at your friend's house listening to Kiss Lick It
Up and the brother was listening to depeche Mode while
trying to drown out your friend's parents having sex. I'm
telling you, I haven't laughed.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
That hard in so long.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I really needed that hate the show, love you bite. Listen.
You want to talk about boy, thank you, Maria. You
want to talk about people who are grateful, Bill, grateful
for what happens here. Right, A woman sounds like we
changed her life, if for only a few minutes. I

(22:41):
was mentioning when I was telling that story, you can
only imagine the cacophony in that house of us blaring
kiss my friend's brother. Mind you you know we're in
the fifth grade, my friend's brother blaring depeche Mode and
the mom screaming back there, and our friend members only
was kind enough to put that together. He sent it

(23:02):
to me and said, hey, I created the cacophony for you.
So it's some cast, it's some there's some porno noises

(23:23):
drives the train on that one. Yeah, they really do,
but as they should. Thank you, Dave. He's out there
doing fine work. Members only Dave, and uh yeah, listen.
I I can't cast my mind back that far and
remember exactly what it sounded like, but it was. I'll

(23:46):
also say that their parents were not This was not
like an afternoon quickie. They were back there for a
while because I remember it was summertime, and so we
were going back and forth inside and outside the house,
and it was going on for quite a while. So
maybe they just hadn't gotten around to it in a minute.
Maybe mom and dad, you know, parents know this that

(24:09):
you really do have to schedule those kinds of times
if you have kids and everybody's working and everybody's busy,
and and uh it's not especially romantic, but you've got
a pencil in those those maintenance pumps, as it were.
And maybe that's what they were doing. I don't know.
I just know that when it was all over, they

(24:31):
came out like nothing had happened. They launched right back
into parent mode. You guys, hungry you need anything.

Speaker 10 (24:39):
M h.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
His mom couldn't have been sweet. It's post nut clarity.
They both had it, it was not clarity really helps
with parenting as well. People don't know that it's ironic, really,
because that's what got you in trouble in the first place.
If only you had had pre nut clarity, you'd get

(25:01):
to keep all your money. But nevertheless, thank you, Maria.
I do appreciate that I get these emails that take
the place of what used to be radio trade magazines. Right,
these things aren't really printed anymore, but like any other industry,
radio had it's trade magazines, but a lot of them
have been distilled down to email eblasts now and every time,

(25:26):
and we're going to see more and more of them,
obviously climate change. These storms are going to get more
frequent and more intense. But these radio trade emails are
always about how indispensable radio is in times of inclement
weather like that, right, because there's local radio stations now.
They are absolutely correct. You know, you might have your

(25:49):
favorite podcast or whatever, but they aren't telling you what's
happening down the street when a hurricane is bearing down
on your city. So when they talk about radio stations
performing that public service. They're absolute correct, It would be
cool if that wasn't the only thing that they were,
like a laser folk, They're like, yeah, this is where
we really get it when there's terrible weather coming through.

(26:11):
There was a story about this company's cluster in Asheville
where the people at the radio stations were essentially trapped there. Yeah,
they've been working and living there for like a week,
and you know, I guess it was supposed to be
some feel good story within our industry about how they

(26:35):
were committed to informing the public. And I'm sure that
that's what it was. But if you're trapped there, you
also kind of don't have a choice. You're not gonna
be the guy sitting down in the lobby not doing stuff.
You're gonna go, oh, I might as well be on
the air. Alexander down in Tampa, he was the guy
that was trying to take care of his dad and

(26:56):
they didn't have a car, no major damage, just a
few fallen trees. The problem is me and a million
people are out of power. Every road around me is flooded.
So I have no idea what to do. Yeah I don't. Well,
but again it's not like his dad was infirmed, and
it's not that easy just to throw people in the car.

(27:17):
That's why I always think about, you know, these these
times where people are flooded. I always think about people
who are like driving Tesla's, you know evs, because that's
a whole other situation people have to contend with if
they're driving an electric vehicle and everything gets flooded. But anyway,

(27:39):
thank you Maria, thank you to Kiss and depeche Mode
and everybody involved in the uh that soundtrack an anecdote
that has been burned onto my brain low these decades.
How is Bill's hot tub grilled cheese restaurant coming along?

(28:03):
I think somebody stole that idea from you, By the way,
I saw somebody render that in Ai and it was
a restaurant where people were in hot tubs full of
cheese and I don't know that it was grilled cheese. Situation.
Should not get the capital, get it off the ground, right?
We tried. Yeah, I mean, imagine you're running a business

(28:24):
like that, because that was another part of the the
coverage of these storms is business owners and people who
are you know, they're trying to get water out of
their bar or the restaurant or whatever. Imagine you're running
a hot tub grilled cheese restaurant and you get flooded.
I mean, there's all kinds of water born illnesses now

(28:46):
that you have to contend with. You got you've got
giant tubs full of cheese. That's what That's where it
differed the AI is that the hot tubs had cheese
in them. It was people in the cheese. His idea was, no, No,
that's gross. You're talking about eating grilled cheese while you're
in a hot right, your regular hot tub, regular water,

(29:08):
and then you have sandwiches and you know, soup and
stuff like that, but you're not putting it in the
water with you. That's gross. Would you serve? That'd be absurd.
See you gotta draw a line somewhere, and that would.
Now you're being ridiculous. It's about boundaries out now you're
being ridiculous. Twenties are about boundaries. You're signing waivers and

(29:30):
consent forms.

Speaker 12 (29:31):
Allan cocks a drummer, but the real musician, he just
makes a noise if he played the violin or the piano,
and that made sense, But the drums.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Ms calves basketball Tonight seven o'clock tip off against the
Injianna Pacers at the Romo Fijo has basketball here in MMS.
Your Guardians game will air down the hall on WTAM

(30:07):
eleven hundred and then this Sunday it's a return of
the Coxout pregame. Three weeks in a row. It's been
a blast a lot of it because the next one
is not till like mid November, so it's always a
lot of fun to get out hang with you guys.
The next one is this Sunday. I'll be back at
the Lakewood Truck Park from noon to two. Browns are

(30:29):
going to be in Philly and so I'll be posted
up there in Lakewood on Sunday, So come on out,
might get yourself to Vegas. We're doing that bud Light
football challenge. How's your arm? It's like Papa shot, but
with the football, most people go overhand. I've seen people
do it underhand. I don't know that there's This past

(30:51):
Sunday I was out at the local bar in Strongsville
and there were people doing it underhand, and I don't
know if they had any more luck with that method,
but people, I think understandably if you're throwing a football,
you default to doing it overhand like you would normally
throw a football. But for the purposes of a game
like that where you're trying to get into these holes, yeah,

(31:12):
it might not work as well in those holes. Might
not come in the hole, fill off the holes you
might not might not work the way you want it
to anyway, Sunday noon to two, come hang with mms
and but light and yours truly for the cocks out
pregame noon to two, and then we got to wait

(31:34):
a few weeks. It's to be a perfect day for
it too, I believe. Oh are you kidding me? It's
supposed to be like seventy degrees, isn't it right? Because
it was rainy last time, rainy this time, and they
still have like an inside area too. They do like
it's a wash out if it rains. Well, this is
rainy on Sunday, but it's going to be almost seventy there. Well,

(31:54):
because we rotate these locations, right, some weeks, I'm at
the parm of Tavern. Some weeks I'm at Liquid Truck Park.
Some weeks I'm at the local bar in Strongsville. And
all of them are the venues themselves are great, So
it doesn't matter to me where we are. It's a
lot of fun. So that'll be on Sunday. Some people
down there in Florida taking umbrage with the fact that

(32:17):
somebody posted some drone footage of the field a Tropicana
field where the Tampa Bay Rays played. The roof got
torn off and some damage done to the field itself,
And it was a local newscaster or something. He's a
local guy in Tampa who covers Rays baseball and he

(32:41):
posted a drone footage and referred to it as absolutely heartbreaking,
and people were really not happy with that description since
there are actual people and homes and things that were
destroyed down there as well. If you're watching live, I'll
show you some of this footage here. It is pretty
I mean that roof just came right off. I mean

(33:03):
it was not a hard top dome, right, I mean
this looks like that. Yeah, it's like a wreck right top.
It really is. But you'd think in Florida they might
give them a hard dome. But yeah, it's it's really
torn up the field there. But obviously, in a normal situation,
the race could probably play somewhere else. So it is

(33:26):
pretty wild. Yeah, figure it out. But also, yeah, it's
not like they're playing postseason ball, and aren't they And
talks of being moved to like are split in time
with Montreal, Yeah, something like that. They're still having those
conversations and maybe this will push them one direction or
the other. But except for about half a dozen panels

(33:47):
the wedges of this soft top dome, the whole thing's
torn away. There's no structural damage to the park. But
some people took exception to this guy referring to it
as absolutely heartbreaking. But he's a sports guy. I'm sure
that is heartbreaking to him to look upon his beloved

(34:09):
Tropic can Of Field and bring which is the worst
place to play baseball in the entire Major League. Why
is that? I think just because it's not a very
like it's an old stadium. There's no and there's just
nothing to it really well, there's no atmosphere. Really, what

(34:31):
I attendance isn't great. What I feel worse about is
they were going to use Tropic can Of Field as
a place to shelter people. They were gonna have first
responders there, they were gonna have like they were gonna
be sheltering some people. But there was gonna be like
a staging area for first responders, and then the roof
flew off, so it's so crazy. Weren't able to use

(34:53):
that as a as a shelter. They got a bunch
of to tornadoes down there too. The hurricanes brought tornadoes
with them. There was a girl who posted some initial footage.
I don't have it, but I'm sure you can find
it on social media. This girl who was like, this
is two straight, unedited minutes of footage of this storm

(35:14):
coming in. So she's like, this is not a supercut,
this is two straight minutes. And it was just off
in the distance. It was just pitch black, but it
was lightning flashes in every direction, and it was making
weird noises and it was howling, and it was you know.
So it wasn't like she was something she put together.
She's like, this is just what this is. So they

(35:34):
were unable to use that as any kind of shelter
because the the storm tore the roof off, so out
there on the field they had everything kind of laid out,
they had cots. I guess someone in the paul said
that they had people there and they had to evacuate them.
Probably yeah, yeah, that's crazy. There was video going around

(35:59):
of a guy walking out to in Naples, Florida, when
the storm was actively coming through. There was a dude
in like a yellow slicker who was just slogging his
way through It looked like neck deep water. This guy
is trying to get out to this pier that's extended

(36:22):
out into the ocean there and you can kind of
see him. There's no sound in the video, and it
looks like it's I don't know if it's color, but
just the way that the storm came in, it looked
largely gray. But this guy is in like a slicker
or something, and he's just trudging out there to get
to this pier, and like is he try like is
he trying to what's he trying to do?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Well?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
He was out there to plant a Trump flag in
the middle of the storm out there on the now.
Remember it's not a cult, ah, but this guy risking
imagine risking your life for a dude who couldn't give
a thin wet turd about you to get out there.

(37:09):
He probably would even if he had washed away in
the storm, he would have owned the libs. And that's
the most important part. But just this guy like pushing
against the storm in the the waves are crashing against
and over this peer. And it's just and that probably
wasn't even you know, when the storm had had come

(37:32):
all the way through. It was just look, the whole
situation looked life threatening. And he got out that big
he listed up finally, the big long flagpole, and oh,
you beautiful, beautiful dummies, you gotta love it. Just I

(37:52):
couldn't care what it's just, it's just such a crazy
thing to do.

Speaker 13 (37:58):
I couldn't care about baseball. It's barely less boring than golf.
I might as well be watching the grass grow.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
But well, it's barely what do you say, it's barely
less boring than golf? Yep, it's so. It is less
boring than golf, just barely.

Speaker 13 (38:15):
Okay, I couldn't care less about baseball. It's barely less
boring than golf. I might as well be watching the
grass grow. But if my favorite show has to be
preempted by bringing joy and entertainment and maybe some hope

(38:37):
to the good people of Cleveland, I guess that is
what it is.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
So what's he saying? The baseball is what's good like
about baseball?

Speaker 9 (38:47):
But you don't care about baseball. But he says, if if,
if we're going to be preempted, because I guess we
are his favorite show. It seems like he doesn't have
a lot of favorites his life, so we are honored,
thank you. But I think like he was saying that
if if we're going to be preempted then and it's
going to bring hope to the city, then that's a good.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
That the baseball would bring hope to thee to the
good people. Right. I was gonna say, this show, unfortunately,
is broadcast to the good and bad people pre dopes
to the city. That's right. We don't discriminate. It doesn't
matter to us if you are a good person of
Cleveland or a bad person of Cleveland. Deep dark secret.
Of course, a lot of people don't realize it doesn't matter.

(39:30):
But okay, so he's saying, if you have to get
preempted by something good thing, that it's something that might
bring hope to the good people of Cleveland. Yeah, I
heard Stansbury talking about and I'll move on from the

(39:51):
storm here, but I heard Stansbury talking about this guy
there calling Lieutenant Dan Videos. I have to assume that's
because he has no legs. He lives a boat and
I don't know, and he just looks kind of grungy.
I thought the whole part of Lieutenant Dan was aiding
any legs. Forrest Gump part of the movie had legs, right,
I got new legs too. Yeah. This guy said that

(40:15):
he's going he was going to ride out the storm
in his boat, and people were the nation was gripped
by the story of this guy. He's in a sail
boat out there in Tampa Bay. It's covered with a tarp,
and he goes, I'm going to ride out this hurricane.

(40:36):
His real name is Joe Malinowski. And he said that
he would not evacuate the boat because that is his
home and why would he leave his home now, not
to be confused with our own Joe Kalanowski, who, to

(40:57):
the best of my knowledge, does not live on a boat. Okay,
so Lieutenant Dan, this guy they called Liutenant he only
has one leg. Oh I guess he's yeah, he's got
missing one foot. I just saw him like popping out. Okay, well,
because when I first read he's missing one foot, I
thought they just meant he was short. Okay, that makes sense. Then,

(41:18):
he's a one legged veteran. And he said the safest
place this is his quote, the safest place to be
in a flood is on a boat. Okay, we learned
that with Noah. So he's got a good head on
his shoulders. But everybody said that they were worried about him.
They were hoping he was going to be okay. And

(41:41):
here he is. I'll show you a little bit of him.
Here he I guess he.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I'm gonna live in are you?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Are you gonna be okay?

Speaker 14 (41:49):
I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I don't think people realize you. You're so close to down.
I mean, you could just get off off something bad happen, you.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
This place flood right, Okay, listen, this is his home.
He's not going to leave his home. He's living there
on a sailboat under a tarp. And this guy's like,
I'm not going anywhere. Where am I going to go?
I don't blame the guy. The mayor threatened, and this
is where you become a folk hero. The mayor threatened

(42:18):
to take him into custody for his own good. You know.
That was another thing people were screaming about, is they
weren't going to evacuate the prisons when this storm went through,
and I was like, is that something they normally do
is evacuate the blake? Where are you going to put them?
That's always my question, Where are you going to put them?
The them being anybody they're talking about moving around. But

(42:43):
the storm passed. Lieutenant Dan made it out safe and
sound in his boat. But they pointed out even if
he had been taken into custody, that has happened a
lot to him. He has forty plus mugshots on record.
Asked him how he lost his leg. He said, I
was going to change my virginity on my sixteenth birthday.

(43:08):
Me and my girlfriend had it all worked out, and
on the way to her house, I was driving my
scooter and I took my eyes off the road for
a second. Okay, So I thought he lost it. I
thought he was like sawy twist in terms with this
guy in service to his country, because they refer to
him as a one legged veteran, so you you would imaginally, oh,

(43:30):
maybe he stepped on an ied or something like that. Again,
I don't know how old man was trying to get.

Speaker 9 (43:34):
Sixteen year old Pone tanged Philip, Yeah, and then loses
like and then how did he serve like can you
serve as a I guess there's some aspect of it.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Maybe national guard, I don't know. I don't know at
what level. You're not considered a veteran, but they refer
to him as that. He said he had stopped at
a jewelry store to get a gold chain for his girlfriend,
and he's heading to her house and he turned his head,
looked at a different direction, and a car stopped right
in front of me, and he ran into him, doing

(44:09):
about forty five, hit his leg on the back wind shield,
shattered his leg, and that that was that. So he's
but he's been in jail a lot. But again, that
is the that's the origin story of any folk hero, right,

(44:30):
somebody who said run ins with the law. You think
about your classic American folk heroes, the legend of Billy
Jean and who else, all kinds of people American folk heroes,
and now you can add Lieutenant Dan to that. But
he's fine. He's got two dozen mugshots in the state

(44:50):
of North Carolina, some of which he's got hair, some
he doesn't. But now he's living on a houseboat on
there in Florida at all these munk shots. Look at
this guy right, all that that's what he wants. You
go back far and off. He's got hair, good looking dude,

(45:11):
He's all right. But I hadn't heard about this guy.
This somehow went past me. I heard Stansbury, you're talking
about the guy we're doing the follow up that he
was okay. Brian was calling me a lot too. I
got some Brian's for you today. We were our only

(45:33):
because of being preempted by Guardians playoff games. We were
here on Tuesday, we're here today. In that span of time,
no law, no joke. I got about thirty messages from Brian,
and they really ran the gamut. You put it perfectly.
He is on shuffle. Yeah, this guy will call. Sometimes

(45:54):
he's singing, sometimes he's playing guitar. Sometimes he's just randomly
hurling a string of expletives about something that he's listening to.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
That is not us.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
It still feels compelled to call. So play you a
clip and you tell me if you know what the
song is.

Speaker 7 (46:09):
Leave it tomorrow It day break that dad, little sorrow,
it hard. He takes me away from my mind.

Speaker 15 (46:21):
Was sad and the stills my Days Turn Away and
We Live Tomorrowrose Streams because real, dude.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Me, now, he has no melody at all. No, so
the extra level of difficulty is determining. You don't know
the lyrics, you might not know the song name that
tune on level hard. Yes, sure, it's an old Black
Sabbath song. Okay, it's called Tomorrow's Dream. This had to
the first couple of Sabbath albums.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
Probably leave it Tomorrow It day break, that damn dam
a little sorrow and hard. He takes me away from
my mind with sad and the stills.

Speaker 15 (47:10):
My Days Turn Away and we Live Tomorrow Rose Stream
not because we're.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Okay, I recognize it when I hear the song. Yeah,
but Brian had me very questioning. I'm like, I know
Black well, but yeah, that's Brian's astandish right. He makes
every song his own. That's the That's what makes him
so special is you know every time he sings a song,

(47:43):
it's not an homage to this song. He says this,
this song's out there, there's a version of it. I'm
gonna take it and make it Brian's version, and that's
what they remember. An uh American, I know that I
was talking about you made it your own. That's what
he does. That's the guy I would not mind singing
in my car, but you don't want him singing along

(48:05):
with this all that's right, making it his own, and
then you can also probably do request because he seems
to know a lot of songs, all the words, all
the words, but he's kinda sometimes he's gonna go, sometimes
he just throws it ahead. I have a handful more
of these for you throughout the show today, because, like

(48:25):
I said, he left me a lot of it, and
I'm not going to give them all to you. Obviously,
I had to go through them with a fine toothed comb.
But I love Brian's songs The Deep Break, even he
can't always conjure up the sounds he needs.

Speaker 9 (48:48):
So thank you, but he improvises and he makes it work.
He's good on his fable. He doesn't go I don't know,
it just goes dun, dun. He barrels ahead, barrels ahead.
So I got a handful of more of those for
you throughout the broadcast.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
They've been described as juvenile, ridiculous, moronic, smug, and unlistenable.
They've also gotten some bad reviews. I give it two
thumbs in my ears, so I don't have to listen.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
It's the Allen Cox.

Speaker 16 (49:20):
Show as it goes on, the stays called Allen, and
he's always there, gets Garwin's out play that he's get
one and he's here, so we are Allens.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
You know.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
It's only a second year that's on Fellows doing their
big Halloween thing. But every year this is primarily for
our listeners in Chicago. Every year Meghan D. Stallion does
a big old party called Haughty Ween. Have you ever
been invited to Haughty Ween Bill? I don't think that
I have. I have to imagine that my invitation has

(50:10):
gotten repeatedly lost in the mail. But every year, in
a different city, Meghan D. Stallion does her Haughty Ween party,
and she mentioned today on social media that this year
it will be in the great city of Chicago, Illinois.
That'll be on Halloween. They haven't announced where the venue

(50:33):
will be yet. That's never a good sign for something
like this. But Meghan D. Stallion's annual Haughty Ween party,
and if you follow her on social media, I'm sure
there'll be no shortage of photos documenting the event. If
for whatever reason, you can't make it it is for charity.

(50:54):
That's for a charity that provides resources for women, children,
the senior city citizens, and underserved communities. So listen, this
is why I haven't been able to do Alan Cox
Hotti Ween because there were so many trademark issues. Now
I had to jump out, hey, Dick, Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 14 (51:17):
Oh you know? Oh well, I'm telling here a screener
about my friend. They put her in the hospital, Bundy.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Is this your friend friend like your girlfriend?

Speaker 14 (51:29):
Yeah? My girlfriend. She her legs have been bad and
she just just got real weak, and she's been bad
for about, oh about eight or nine years now. But
they want to transfer to to Columbus. But I talked
to my cousin. He was realizing from Valeria. He's going

(51:50):
to try to make arrangements down here to get some people.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
To help me.

Speaker 14 (51:53):
But you know, you know, somebody forty years but I'll
just have to pray for you know that now. Like
my aunt, she was gone three years ago from north Ridgeville.
But God's going to be with her. And I talked
to my doctors. They want me to Kidney to play
music and go to school and be with my friends.
But you know, I'm doing pretty goods.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Well, on the one hand, I'm sorry to hear that, Dick.
But on the other hand, you know what this means,
Bill said, Dick is about to be back on the market. Well,
let's not get ahead of ourselves. He Well, if you've
got to plan ahead for these things, you can't plan.
That means he's going to have to start hitting the gym.

Speaker 14 (52:33):
I did because I saw her about a month ago
and I told her, and she said she agreed to it,
you know, because she was getting weaker. But she's had
good care. She's at Miami Valley South close to six
seventy five, but she's doing really well. And I just
got one thing to say. The Browns need help, buddy.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yeah, what a transition. Listen. I so this is not
I thought you were living with this woman, Dick.

Speaker 14 (53:00):
Yeah, I've she's been my from the others almost forty
two years.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yeah, okay, so she's right though a long time. You
guys have been living together for forty two years.

Speaker 14 (53:14):
Forty two years not.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Married though, but not married. Is this a romantic relationship
or this is a platonic female roommate.

Speaker 14 (53:20):
It's been always romantic when I first met her, always
romantic in a good relationship.

Speaker 12 (53:25):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
And so now dare I say things are not going
well for her?

Speaker 14 (53:31):
Well, she's uh, they want to they can't do a
lot down for if she would be about an hour
and a half away. They wanted to go through a rehab.
She's not in any danger, but they just want to
take care of her, you know what I means. So
my cousin's going to come down, I think, and he
told me not to worry, and uh, I just got

(53:52):
to go out with you know, I just got to
keep going. I talked to the doctor today and I
was a little nervous, but I'm going to be okay though.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Well, listen, that's good. We don't we don't know your
lady friend, so I guess we only, uh, we think
of whether or not you're gonna be okay, dick.

Speaker 14 (54:10):
So it's I'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah. What what does she think about the current state
of the Cleveland Browns?

Speaker 14 (54:16):
She does. My friend from her daughter came down for
She doesn't like it either. She thinks they need the
new they need the new coach, and they don't like
she doesn't like the quarterback.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
What do you think, listen, I'll take her word for it.
I mean, I'll defer to her judgment.

Speaker 14 (54:34):
Right, appreciate you guys, your concerned. I'll get in touch.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Okay, okay, please do Dick, Thank you God bless you.

Speaker 17 (54:47):
Look you lookye boom boom down.

Speaker 7 (54:52):
Look look look ye boom boom down.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
That guy.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
You can get whiplash in his transition. Boy, I mean, wow,
He's like, all right, I'm going to call talking about
my forty two years with this woman. But really, what
I want to get to is, boy, the Browns really
neat well he refer he initially referred to He initially
referred to her as his friend. So that's why we
were confused. We assumed that this was a paramour of his,

(55:23):
and it turns out that that's sounds like what it is.
But boy, forty two years quote unquote living in sin
like you said those two wow, and uh, and now
things are not going well for her. Now here's the thing.
When Dick is invariably in that position, we won't know.

(55:45):
We'll never know when something happens, right, we won't know
when something happens. It's not like we've got this uh
contact chain of people, the people who regularly called to
this show, who find themselves getting on in years, we won't.
You know, everybody remembers the whole Rick saga where I

(56:06):
was planning on stalking funerals trying to figure to one.
I went to one and it wasn't him, but he
passed and we had to do some detective work to
figure out what the hell was going on.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
You've seen, you said, and I say, you know, tell
me about unless all the thing as you like potato,
and I like, wow, like tomato, Like.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
What was wrong with the calis ah Rick? The best,
the best? Our buddy, Frederick Clayton, he he his uh.
He will have been dead three years in February, and
occasionally we would still hear from him in the afterlife.

(57:15):
Ran that backwards and he said good night. That was
the last time that we heard from him. You know,
it's funny none of us on this program, I should say,
none of us. Bill and I don't believe in any
afterlife clap traps, but a lot of people do. And
I thought it was funny.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
You know.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Al Pacino was in the news for a couple of things.
He's got this crazy young baby mama, this thirty year
old woman had him leave it in and he's got
a kid with her and she has been seen gallivanting
with Bill maher not a young guy, right anyway, do
you go way back with him? Bill mart Yeah. And

(57:54):
al Pacino also was in the news because he said
he almost died during COVID, that he had been put
he nearly died in twenty twenty in that first rush
of COVID. I mean, he is an eighty year old
man and he's got a memoir coming out, and I

(58:18):
guess within that is him talking about COVID, that he
was severely dehydrated and they couldn't find his pulse and
he came out of that. Obviously he's still alive. But
I enjoyed the headlines I was reading. One of them
was al Pacino confirms there's no afterlife, because he said

(58:40):
there's nothing when you dive, there's nothing. I didn't see
a light. Again, it's his experience. There are just as
many people who have a similar experience and they say
I saw a light and that has There are people
who would say that they confirm that there is an afterlife.
I liked to imagine a world where people don't believe

(59:01):
all this religious huy, the mere notion of an afterlife
is because people are terrified of death. Right, We're the
only animals I know we're gonna die, and so that's
what it comes from. Now. Conversely, this time of year, Halloween,
it would be a lot less fun for people if
ghosts weren't a thing. They're kind of part and parcel
of spooky season. You know, the entire Discovery Channel would

(59:25):
cease operations if people didn't believe in ghosts. But but,
but the headline I enjoyed was al Pacino confirms there's
no afterlife. I mean, we've been waiting for him to
tell us, just to your acting, don't tell there's no afterlife. Finally,
he finally finally told us.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Selling them will.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Come a day when you.

Speaker 17 (01:00:15):
Say about and comes on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
This is a young man by the name of David
Lee Roth, one of the all time greats you were
never gonna find. I know. People love to go on
and on and on in the conversations about the greatest
front men of all time. At the very top of
that list is usually Robert Plant the Golden God right

(01:00:45):
from led Zeppelin, and taking nothing away from him, it's
possibly a generational thing, shades of difference with generations, but
for me, David Lee Roth will be the greatest front
man of all time, not just because as a young lad.
For me the sun rose and set with Van Halen

(01:01:08):
and so David Lee Roth, I mean for that time
late seventies, early eighties, to look like that guy did
and to sound like that guy did, You're not gonna
top David Lee Roth. I'm mean imagine being him at
that time. You know, like when they'll show footage of

(01:01:31):
people in blizzards and snowstorms where they'll open their front
door and it's snow from top to bottom. Imagine opening
your dressing room door and instead of snow from top
to bottom, it's butts and boobs. That was David Lee
Roth's life. He had to dig out of butts and
boobs every night. Well, he is seventy years old today

(01:01:54):
and of course looks couldn't look more different than he
did back in the day. Shaved his head a lit
long time ago, and he's you know, guy can still
kind of sing. You know, he did get himself in shape,
went to Japan some years ago. He got himself the
tuxedo tattoo. So he's covered now, right, And he had

(01:02:15):
his dalliances with show tunes whatever. But I always remember
David Lee Roth's birthday because it's also my brother's birthday today,
my middle brother's birthday. He and David Lee Roth on
October tenth. Now, my brother obviously not seventy, but David

(01:02:35):
Lee Roth. Great, he's the goat. I don't care what
anybody says.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
The goat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
He'll tell you ah DLR, come on, baby, no, seventy
years old for David Lee Roth. This is Pants's go
to song karaoke. Oh yeah, he crutches it. Okay, Well,
it's like a good old timey kind of good John.

(01:03:00):
It's Jaunt, a traveling song. And it fits him too.
He is just he's a jigglow boy unbuttoned to the navel.
You gotta love that flex all right? You want to
do Whoopsie's picks? Are we ready for those? Always?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:03:23):
Say yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
All right. So Bill's dog Whoopsie. Week to week, she
uh picks five games for the upcoming week. She's in
costume again this week. I see yeah, And we added
I had the hat last week. I didn't know what
it was when I got it. I thought it was
like a I don't know. My girlfriend bought the costume.
You thought it was pants put it. We're trying to

(01:04:00):
figure out. I'm like, I don't know where this goes. Yeah,
she's like, where's the hat. I'm like, oh, that's a hat.
So this she got the hat and boy did she
hate that hat? Oh yeah, my dog. Anytime I put
any kind of costume on her, she just stands there
like she don't want to move. She doesn't know what's
going on.

Speaker 9 (01:04:15):
As you can see, like just from her posture at
the beginning of the video, she's like, what are you
doing to me? She's like, I don't like but then
she gets treats, so she's like, I'll deal with it
because I like the treats.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
And she might come to associate the costume with the
treat right. They're training her in another one. All right?
Hear her her Week six picks hat this week, which
she does not like that hat.

Speaker 9 (01:04:38):
She does not like the act but she went for
and one just missed on the Jets, which well, we
got the Niners Seahawks Week six.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Let's go that's fun tonight is the Niner Seahawks. Okay
for people not watching, Bill has the miniature football helmets
with a treat in front of each. Whichever one she
eats first, that is her pick for the win.

Speaker 13 (01:04:58):
We got the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Seahawks the chegh Wars versus the Bears. Okay, pick pick,
make your pick.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Jacksonville over the Bears. Here's America's game of the week.
Cowboys Lions. Let's go go go like cow Boys.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Bengals Giants, Bengals Giants, Okay, go Giants. She likes the Giants. Okay, okay.

Speaker 19 (01:05:41):
And at your week six picks that it made her
so not happy, but we got through it.

Speaker 12 (01:05:54):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
There are your Week six picks. She goes for the
Eagles over the Browns. This coming Sunday, I'll be in Lakewood.
We're doing the Cocks out pregame and we do those
when the Browns are on the road. So I'll be
back at the Lakewood Truck Park. You want to come
out trying to get to Vegas courtesy a bud light.
Do that. We'll test your arm. We'll be there from

(01:06:16):
noon to two on Sunday. So she's so ben accordingly
on Whoopsi's pick right four and one last week that
I think she was ten and ten going in to
last week, So that puts her fourteen and eleven. Yeah,
which is pretty good. That is pretty good. Good for
a dog, yeah, dog, Yeah, that's pretty good. Hey Lewis, Yes,

(01:06:42):
how are you?

Speaker 20 (01:06:42):
It's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Lewis?

Speaker 13 (01:06:45):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Man, Lewis? What can I do for you?

Speaker 13 (01:06:49):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (01:06:49):
The greatest front man of all time?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Jerry Garcia Grateful Dead. Well, agree to disagree on that one.
I'm not a dead fan in general, I don't know.
I'm talking about showmanship. Jerry Garcia stood there.

Speaker 13 (01:07:05):
Well, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 21 (01:07:07):
I know that's what they did.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
I It's not for me, but I understand a lot
of people love the Grateful Dead. I've never heard anyone
refer to Jerry Garcia as the greatest front man of
all time. In my book, he is. So Now, now
for you, your criteria are what how did he get
number one with you?

Speaker 13 (01:07:32):
Just the way he plays guitar?

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Man way he plays guitar? Okay, Yes, there are a
lot of guys that play guitar, and a lot of
them play a hell up better in Jerry Garcia. So
it has to be more than that for you.

Speaker 13 (01:07:44):
Let's beg the differ you think.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Not only is Jerry Garcia, the Griss front man of
all the time. He's the best guitarist of all time.
I put him behind Dick from Dayton.

Speaker 13 (01:07:54):
Well, you know, there's a lot, there's a lot of
other guitarists, but you know that's all I listened to him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
It's too bad Phil Hanley isn't in here for this conversation.
A huge hit fan. So so, Lewis, so you've been
you're like a lifelong dead fan, y'all? Yeah, yeah, gotcha?
And what brought you to them? Just growing up and
liked them or what?

Speaker 13 (01:08:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, all right, then I will mark you
down for Jerry Garcia. Lewis. Okay, Oh, there's Lewis. Jerry Garcia.
All right, listen, I've never heard that before. I'll give
him that. Usually people are talking about, like I said,
Robert Plant, the only rough Usually someone that's just singing weird,

(01:08:39):
yeah give it front man, Not usually somebody that's also
playing guitar, because you can be a little more all
over the stage when you are not just standing in
front of microphone playing your guitar. Scott Wyland, I always
heard in his prime, was incredible. He's great. Scott Wyland
was all over the place, man running around and yeah,

(01:09:01):
hello Dave.

Speaker 17 (01:09:03):
Hey man, he.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Man, Hey, everybody knows how greatest h uh man, Dave,
Happy birthday, Dave.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
Hey, thanks for that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Man.

Speaker 17 (01:09:21):
Hey, hey, I just wanted to make a little comment
here on Diddy. You know, Diddy is now got denied
bail again.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Man, what you're worried about your birthday? Yes, David Lee Roth,
he's a man of the world. I mean, he's well
traveled and he's in showbiz, so that's probably why he's
got Diddy on the brain. Do you have any inside information, Diamond, Dave.

Speaker 17 (01:09:45):
Hey, Man, he got denied bail again, and uh, you know,
he's got.

Speaker 21 (01:09:49):
Roaches and ransom to keep him the company.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Ransom roaches.

Speaker 17 (01:09:56):
Oh hey, check this out, man, you and power case.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
You go visit Diddy and y'all can make.

Speaker 17 (01:10:02):
A cox out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
So like brother Ady X back in there somewhere, okay.

Speaker 17 (01:10:12):
I remember we were recording Van Heemen too, man, and
we were recording studio and you know, we were recording
Dance the Night Away, and man, we were banging so
much tail up in there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Man.

Speaker 15 (01:10:27):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Hey, listen, thank you, Diamond, David Lee Roth live there
from La where I don't think he lives. But listen,
you can't keep up with everything, and that's okay. Thank you, Dave,
and happy seventieth. By the way, if you.

Speaker 22 (01:10:46):
Find yourself breathless with constant laughter, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Now could you tell us what show you're listening to?
It sounds fun. This is the Allen Cox Show. We

(01:11:16):
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(01:11:36):
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Two htm at WMMS dot com is the email. But
Saturday night ten to midnight is two hours to midnight Here.
I'm the buzzard. Hey, John, Yeah, Alan, how are you.

Speaker 21 (01:11:58):
Good yourself?

Speaker 12 (01:11:59):
Brother?

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Pagan Megadildos, I hate the show, Thank you, hey.

Speaker 21 (01:12:05):
Last segment you were talking about David Lee Roth being
the best front man. I got a big difference. Paul
Stanley at.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
TIS Yeah, I kind of cut for the same cloth again,
I think of because of being a gen xer. When
I was kind of coming of age, I was so
enamored with the front man. I was like, these guys
are they They can sing their ass off, They're running around,
they're getting laid. It's like, you know, people talk about

(01:12:34):
Jerry Garcia, Freddy Mercury of course fantastic, but the good
but I mean Freddy mrcurys. Freddy is tough to be,
pretty tough to be, you know, is Steven Tyler all
these But to me, the the essence of a great
front man, Rob Alford essence of a great front man

(01:12:56):
for me was what happens when he gets off stage.
He's a great fun man on stage because he knows
when I get off stage, I'm going to be I'm
going to be up to my eyeballs in Hot Chicks.

Speaker 21 (01:13:10):
Paul Paul Stanley was right there with him, No, I
know he was, I know he was. He went around,
he ran around that stage for seven inch heels a
little sneakers on well, but.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
He's doing scissor kicks. He's jumping off the drum riser.
I mean, I know Paul couldn't do that because they're
wearing fifty pounds of gear. But but but I take
your point.

Speaker 21 (01:13:33):
He couldn't jump as high here in his later years,
but they still put on a good show. I've never
seen Van Halen in concert, and unfortunately I'll never be
able to see him now. But right, I seen Kissed
about eight or ten times.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
So well, I did take my son to see them
on that that very last farewell show. They did the
Romo Fijo. I took my son and we had a
great time. So Bill, do you remember when Paul Stanley
lived here in Cleveland and he worked for the art
r T Sure do. Yeah, that's what makes him to
go from it because he's at the front of the bus. Yeah,

(01:14:08):
he sure was. Next sup tow You got a lot
of nice shops in there. You can even get to
some Chinese food at the foot court. I'm committed to
hanging on to that bit until it comes full circle

(01:14:29):
and Tower City is back in its glory again. Ozzie Jagger,
Roger Dalter Again, these are all great picks. I'm just
telling you what Mercury is. Pretty. Mercury is tough to be.
He can saying he was knee deep and pussy love cats.
He did love cats, oh Man, good for him. Robert

(01:14:53):
Sheriff's deputy's arrest a man who they say has more
pussy than he can handle. I'm Kathleen Corsa with that
story coming up on Channel six Action News and Kiss
goes you can't really. I don't know as Paul Stanley
believe the frontman because he's They go back and forth
with so many son g yes, but I still think
Paul Stanley was considered the front man. I mean those

(01:15:14):
early Kiss records, everybody was taking a turn at the
lead vocals. But I think I think of Paul Stanley
as the front man of Kiss. Yeah, I gen Simmons
being more prominent, just because when I always thought of Kiss,
I always think of Geen Simmons first, because the blood
and the tongue were more prominent to me than anything else,
Like I knew about that before I ever heard a song,

(01:15:36):
and he wanted to be in movies and yes, so
it was. Gene Simmons was definitely more theatrical.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:15:44):
From the Weather Center, meteorologist Paul Stanley also feel out there,
Paul's can you be more specific?

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Little chill?

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
How about the humidity?

Speaker 22 (01:15:57):
That's the weather from meteorologist Paul's Danley Paul will check.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
In with you again next hour. I wonder if Paul
had anything to do with the coverage of hurricanes Helene
or Milton. You got a wonder, you know. I like
when they I was watching this coverage last night and
they were really keeping their correspondence out there in the
weather because they makes for good television. And then Anderson
Cooper got hit in the face with a sign or something,

(01:16:24):
and I that's when they pull out the stops when
there's a big storm. That's when they put their anchors
out there, not just Jim Canty or Rob Marciano or
these guys who are used to standing out in the rain.
This is when they go, Hey, David Muir, Hey Anderson Cooper,
put on a slicker and get your ass out there. Well,

(01:16:44):
now they're also competing with people that are updating on
TikTok and Instagram. Yes, and they're like, hey, we're staying here.
And there was some lady she's like, this is my
giant house that my.

Speaker 9 (01:16:55):
Husband built or didn't built, but it's like a it
was a commercial house, like an apartment complex that they
turn into a house. And she's like we're not leaving,
and she's given up dates all night and showing the
floods come in and.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Things getting No, you can't. There's no way to compete
with that because also, like the stakes are higher because
if anything gets destroyed, it's their stuff. Like if Anderson
Cooper's out there he gets hit by a sign, He's like, oh,
that's crazy that he's even out there, But it's not
his stuff. It wasn't his sign, you know, well, I
don't know that it wasn't his. I'm pretty sure it

(01:17:29):
wasn't the city's sign. Hello. What's your name? Shari Charge?

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
Hey Allen?

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
How are you? Is that short for Charlene?

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
Charlotte?

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Oh, Charlotte, Charlotte. Bill has a car named Charlotte.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
It is. It's a muscle car.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
I have a comment on the yes, yes, yes, and
mine is Eddie Vedder.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
How old are you, Charlene? If you don't mind my asking, Charlotte, Sorry, Charlotte,
I'm sorry. Have Charlene and the bin. Charlotte old are you?
I can't remember his name.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Charlotte is a year a year older than Alan?

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Right, because Eddie Vedder is a jed X answer right,
that's a that's a generational answer. Eddie Vedder, Yeah, okay,
what makes him that for you?

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
You can't say he didn't work his bum off on
the stage calling on all the rhysers.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
And he did. Yeah, that was young man's stuff. But
to me, that's not like that was Yeah, it was
cool to see, but it wasn't like, I don't know
how to describe it, like, it wasn't like part of
the show. It was just him being young and wanting to,
you know, put himself in harm's way. And these guys

(01:19:03):
that were like that's another thing that for me differentiates
guys like Eddie Vedder from guys like David Lee Roth
gen X bands. They were like, we don't want we
don't want to be famous, We just want to play
our music. Like, well, you like that you could have
been the biggest bar band in Seattle. You didn't want

(01:19:23):
to be that. A guy like David Lee Roth, he's like,
I want to be the biggest goddamn thing on the planet.
I want to be more famous than anybody could. And
so okay, thank you Charlotte.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
Breaking his neck to entertain and have fun and anyway
that's mine.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Thank you. I'll mark you down, Thank you, Charlotte, Eddie Vedder.
For me, it's just I don't know the front man.
I'm giving it to Freddie Mercury just because I think
he's the funnest to watch. But all these other guys,
the music is not my thing, so I can't be like,
oh I like kiss or I like van Halen like

(01:20:06):
I can't. I don't. I've tried to get into van Halen.
I can't do it. Yeah, So, as good of.

Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
A performer as he is, if I'm like I don't
want to listen to this music, it kind of takes
a big slash out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
I'm sure there's bands I've never heard of to have
amazing frontmen too, you know what I mean. But yeah,
it's hard to slouch. It's hard to argue against Freddie Mercury.
I mean, nobody in their right mind is going to
do that. I'm certainly not. Do you want more, Brian, Yeah, okay,

(01:20:39):
I don't know that you tune. I had to look
this up, all right, some of these I know when
he sings them. I had no clue what this was.
So I don't know that you will either. Maybe you do.
This is an old song.

Speaker 7 (01:20:49):
Walk with Me So Shine.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
It's a skippy by dude that that day I'm haig.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Usuver.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
The Happiest Girl in the Whole us of A is
an artist named Donna Fargo who went like a multi
platinum with this song. Oh it's the sixties or what
it was, but that's what again, Yes Sabbath Donna Fargo. Uh,
whatever the hell else he's got going on. He left

(01:21:26):
me thirty messages in like, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:21:28):
Walk with me so Shine. It's a skippity dude that
that day, I'm the hap big.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
In the.

Speaker 6 (01:21:39):
US over.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
How you put a little on it? You wake up, sleepy.

Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
Wan move that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
So Fall nineteen seventy two, The Happiest Girl in the
Whole us A. Yeah, I've never heard this before. Wow
country pop the o g Taylor Swift. Yeah right, he
has a number one song. Yeah, and it became her
signature song. I don't even know if she's still alive,

(01:22:14):
but I'd like to see that version become Brian's signature
song too, his version of The Happiest Girl in the
Whole us of A. Someone in the chat said, Prince
is the best front man. Uh, Prince is great. It
is great Prince is great. That's a good.

Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
Walk with me so shy and it's her skippy dude
that that day. I'm the happy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
In the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
US over.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
It's great. May think Brian is the greatest front man
of all time. We don't even know it. You've never
met him, never seen him.

Speaker 13 (01:23:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:23:02):
Allen Rich down Jacksonville, Florida, checking back in after Hurricane Milton.
I'm a firm believer in luck favors that prepared, and
you know, we were pretty well prepared for this one,
and also went a little further south than us, which
really looked out in our favor. But I was listening
back to the podcast on Tuesday and I heard you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Mentioned I think it was something about baseball. I just
heard pictures duel and I wasn't sure if I needed
to go on Urban Dictionary or not to figure out
what that was. Anyways, hate the show by pictures duel.
What were we talking about with picture? It was that
game on Monday was a picture's duel? Okay, or Rich

(01:23:40):
tried to submit picture's duel to Urban Dictionary. Stay in
the last stream. Here's what he submitted, Old man pictures
duel when two gay men have intercourse with each other's
groin folds simultaneously in a race to finish first. His
example was Alan and Bill were both suffering from hemorrhoids,

(01:24:02):
so they decided to celebrate their anniversary with a picture's duel. Well,
why are we part? Why that's gonna just make that
dude mad, even know what our anniversary is, It's gonna
make that guy mad. Who calls in anytime that I
even say anything remotely complimentary about other.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Men homo sexual?

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
He does not like it? Andrew?

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
You what up?

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Hey, Tom Jones? Tom Jones, But he wasn't fronting a band.

Speaker 20 (01:24:39):
No, but dude, I mean who else stood on stage
and got pelted with forty five year old women's panties
right in his face for three hours every night when
he did a concert?

Speaker 21 (01:24:50):
Yeah, Dave, you don't respect that. That's that's the greatest respect.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Of all time. I think a lot of what's new
Pussycat and uh it's not unusual and all that. Yeah,
I think there were a lot of guys getting pelted
back then, Thank you, Andrew, Tom Joe, all right, he's
sculptures right.

Speaker 13 (01:25:12):
Shot up?

Speaker 17 (01:25:13):
You want?

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Is this a song that Melanie kept playing over and
over at the Salt and Pepper Diner in Chicago. Have fun, Yeah,
I think so great bit of his really what teenagers
and just being dicks and putting the same song in
the jukebox over and over again. Tom Jones eighty four
years old. I mean back in the day the dink

(01:25:35):
was getting Panny's thrown at him too, Neil Diamond and
Oh he's gonna let see you about. It's such a
crown if you're st I remember when he had his
big comeback in the early nineties, what a big deal
that was because he had worked with there was kind

(01:25:57):
of a period of time in the whole grunge era.
It's still happens, but it seemed to be a lot
happening at once where it was all tongue in cheek
where producers would find these older legacy artists and do
new songs with them. And he had an album in
the early nineties called The Lead and How To Swing It,

(01:26:19):
and he had a couple of like contemporary songs that
he worked with producers on and they were like, we
got to bring Tom Jones back to the kids, the
grunge kids say, I mean you figure. Back then, Tom

(01:26:54):
Jones was Jesus around my age. So he's still young
in Sprideville, still still young in Spressure. That wasn't the
single from that If you only knew, If I only knew?

Speaker 24 (01:27:10):
Anyway I met Alan, did you I gave him marijuana?

Speaker 18 (01:27:23):
Oh? Great show on one point seven double Msget what
you are, you can be what.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
You never gave it up. Give it a try.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Speaking of legacy singers, the anti pot song that Neil
Diamond did one hundred years ago practically ruined his career.
He was like, oh, I was on the wrong side
of this one. Turned out Harold was a much bigger
problem among his contemporaries than the wacky Weed. But I
was reading that Ohio has sold one hundred million dollars

(01:28:07):
in marijuana sales in the first two months of it
being recreationally legalized. Ohio is and it's a hell of
a lot more expensive here, by the way, than it
is in Michigan. So every state's got its own regulations
and ways that they're doing things. And so the Ohio

(01:28:29):
Division of Cannabis Control, which sounds a lot more sinister
than it probably is, ninety eight million dollars right around
one hundred million in non medical marijuana sales, so that's
just recreational pot. He had a little edible last night

(01:28:51):
had me feeling good. Oh yeah, had me feeling good.
I was in I'm not one of those people. You know,
a lot of people take things every night to sleep,
and I'm not that guy because I have to get
up very early. I don't want to be groggy or anything.
But last night it was one of those nights. I
was like, my sleep had been really wonky last couple
of nights. I'm like, I'll take a little thing and

(01:29:12):
knock me right out. Hey, Larry, Yeah, what's up, Larry. Hey,
I'm doing good. Hey.

Speaker 12 (01:29:22):
Not to drag the greatest frontman of all time thing out,
but I had a few.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Days all day, keep going. This is a great discs
about Mick Jagger. Jagger has come up. Yes, you can't
argue against you can't argue against him about Ozzy. Ozzie's
in there too, that's right.

Speaker 12 (01:29:43):
One more Kurt Cobain.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
I guess. I mean again, these are generational.

Speaker 21 (01:29:50):
Depending on your genre of music and your generation.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Her Cobain was a great, uh. I mean, he was
great in that band, but even amongst the grunge era,
I wouldn't put Hi, I'd put better above him for
performance wise, because with Kirk Obabon that never seemed like
he wanted to be there, right. He stood there until
it was time to destroy all the instruments and then
they walked off stage. You know, yeah, yeah, I'm just

(01:30:16):
here for the to smash the guitar and until we
get to wreck all our gear. And always drove me
nuts when I would see bands wrecking their gear. I
was like, oh no, it's not all right, thank you, Larry.
I think it was the great John Hyatt who had
a song called perfectly Good Guitar and it was a

(01:30:41):
song about how he he hates to see the young
rock and roll guys destroying perfectly good guitars. I think
that was a John Hyatt song, very entertaining. I think
John Hyatts still alive. Who is it that died not
long ago? He died during COVID. The singer songwriter who
now the singer songwriter who died during COVID. I was

(01:31:04):
thinking was John Hyatt, But it wasn't him. It was
John Prine, John Prime. John Prine was the guy who
died during COVID. Yeah, he had had a lot of
other issues too. But yeah, he died in Nashville in
the first few months of COVID, so I think he
was somebody who was already in bad shape and COVID

(01:31:25):
knocked him out. Going back to gummies real quick, Have
you done the mushroom gummies yet? If you tried those?
I have not, No, do you want to? I don't
have anything against them theoretically, what's the difference? I mean
just because the reason I like him is because it's
so easy to get a good dose out of them,

(01:31:46):
Like you know what you're getting because it it's very
laid out on the package. Yeah, I only have experience
with one kind, but it was just like, yeah, you
take this much, and this is how it's going to go.
If you take this much. You know, it kind of
describes the level of the experience you're gonna Yeah, but
you're doing. But but again, I's easier to measure out

(01:32:07):
than like, I don't know, take a couple of stems
and a cap or two caps stem and just see
what happened. Take more. It's a little more. Uh man.
But you're not talking about a bedtime thing. No, No,
that's what I'm saying. Last night, I just did a
little thing because I'm like, I'm gonna do this. I'm
gonna go sleep. I was tired, but I felt like

(01:32:27):
I wasn't gonna be able to go to sleep. That's
my problem is I'm tired, but I can't. I either
fall asleep immediately, but I don't stay asleep, or I'll
lie there and can't fall asleep. So last night I
was like, screw it, I'm gonna you know, and so
it worked out. But no, what you're talking about is
like if you're gonna have a fun night, Yeah, like

(01:32:48):
you have a fun night or like, I mean, you
can do it too. You can do like a microdose
level you can do. You just want to get a
little like where I was at, where I just could
kind of see trails a little bit, and then you
can go full liked here's one for you. Someone text
me best front man fee Waybill the Tubes. Well, that
guy had a real knees shooter boy, that guy he

(01:33:10):
had to tucket into his sock. Waybill is great. But
again they were a band that were uh that was
not a household name by it exactly, and they were
that was a gender bender band too back then, and
so it was you know, he was coming out looking
like Tim Curry and Rocky Horror half the time Love
the Tubes. Somebody else mentioned g Allen. I know what

(01:33:31):
a huge g you are. Bill is good poop man
poop saw gg Allen live one time back in the day.
I'm sure a lot of I'm sure this has made
the rounds in local media. We got an email to
this effect that they're eighty six ing the tailgate downtown

(01:33:54):
on West sixth Oh really because too much stuff is
popping off there and the people who run it and
the city of Cleveland there they can't get their arms around. See,
this is what happens when the Cox out pregame leaves
West sixth time. But there was old time the whole

(01:34:19):
damn thing falls apart. Now I do the Cox outs out,
but for many, many years we did them down there
at West sixth place called the Ivy, still one of
my favorite places in downtown Cleveland. And so this tailgate
which took up there the bulk of West sixth. They

(01:34:43):
it was kind of death by a thousand cuts. I
think people who live down there have been having problems
with it, and they're like, it's not even the people
who go to the tailgate. It's like all of the
tertiary people that are kind of around and trying to
cause problems. I mean, listen, you get that many people

(01:35:03):
at any event of that nature, you get a bunch
of you get a bunch of people who are drinking well, yeah,
I mean a bunch of stinkers, people people who are
ready to Yeah, they just want to cause problem, mix
it up with somebody. And so they put out a

(01:35:23):
statement that the all future twenty twenty four West Sixth
Street tailgate events have been postponed. And how incredibly disappointed
they are. There's an organization that puts them on. I
don't know who that is, but you know, obviously they
have to work in conjunction with the City of Cleveland.
There's permits involved in things like that. And if you've

(01:35:44):
ever gone, I mean, like I said, we're doing Cox
House Doundtown. I was doing my own thing, right, but
I'd go over and I knew some people that were
a part of that, and I'd go and say hi
and whatever. Amid lawless behavior Cleveland officials and West sixth Streets. Yeah,
I mean, I can't bel leave it lasted as long
as it did. Quite frankly. I mean, I'm sure it
was the combination of, you know, people not wanting to

(01:36:07):
be associated with Bobby George in one form or another.
But I don't think he had anything to do with
this event. Maybe he did, What the hell do I know?
But yeah, they basically the tld R on it is,
yeah there, you know. It actually says in their statement,
a couple bad apples have ruined the bunch. Could we

(01:36:29):
stop with the bad apples analogy? By the way, it's
so lazy, a couple bad apples. There's a hell of
a lot of bad apples downtown, Like, there's not bad apples.
The rarity is the good apples. Yeah, what do we
focus on the good apples? It's mostly bad apples. But yeah,

(01:36:53):
so if at West Sixth tailgate was part of your
and light a candle by the way for another kicking
the nuts to Cleveland Brown's fans, right, this could happen

(01:37:13):
in any city. You get a giant, massive group of drunk,
let's say, angry because they are Browns fans, you know together.
It could happen in any city. But just a nut
punch after nut punch to Cleveland Brown's fans. Even you ladies.

(01:37:37):
You know what I'm talking about female Browns fans. It's
still a nut punch to you, quite frankly, same thing.
You're out there rocking the cameltoe right there. You know,
the cameltoe used to be something that was hidden. It
wasn't something that you wanted prominent. But you kids, you
gen Z, you are all about the cam now, God

(01:38:00):
bless Cameltoe's the camel truth it is. So it's a
kick to everyone involved down there, the moose knuckles and
the camel toes. My body, my flaps, yeah flaps. Gen
Z loves the camel toe, and it makes sense. I

(01:38:22):
mean you can't. I think it's the tail wagon the
dog if you will, you can't wear Lulu lemons and
yoga pants or workout it like I mean they grew
up with them that right. You can't wear them all
the time and not expect it, you.

Speaker 9 (01:38:35):
Know, whereas like millennials were the like they ushered in
the era of the yoga pants as pants all the time. Yes,
jen Z leaning into it. They that's all they know.
So like, why wouldn't we even be ashamed of this?
This is something that we've always done. Yeah, check out
my toe right down there. So good for them, right,

(01:38:58):
I think the fewer and fewer things that people have
to be. You know, they call it because everybody needs
to give it a new name, a fresh coat of paint,
if you will. So it's crotch cleavage now, but I'll
stick with cameltoe.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
That might not be the term that's currently pants riz
or anything like that. Now they call it crotch cleavage.
Skibbity crotch cleavage. Yep, skibbity toilet in your crotch, So
that a new generation has you're, oh, your crotch cleavage

(01:39:36):
is so ohio. A new generation has reclaimed the cameltoe.
Of course, the cameltoe on this show famous primarily because
of Joan Jet. Our own Erica Lauren many years ago,
met Joan Jet, and so to this day when you
google Erica Lauren, well you google Joan Jet cameltoe, and

(01:39:59):
it'll be a picture of her with Erica Lauren, who
used to be on this program. And Joan Jet couldn't
give a flying fig. She's like, I'm a rock and roller.
I'm gonna wear leather or vinyl pants all the time,
and this is what's gonna happen, And when you're in
the crowd and I'm on stage, your eye level with it.

(01:40:23):
That's why she hated herself for loving you, because she
was concerned that you might judge her for her cameltoe.
So I think this to your point about generations who
grew up knowing nothing but like yoga pants or workout pants,
there's a lot of girls out there that are really

(01:40:44):
squeezing themselves into those pants. As flexible and stretchy as
those pants are, girls are really trying to get themselves
in there. And that's all good because when you remove
the stigma from these things, stigma that's magma. Everyone benefits.

(01:41:08):
So one girl was writing for a fashion blog and
she said, why shouldn't a camelte be cute? Because we've
never said it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
I was always like, hey, it sends the message.

Speaker 19 (01:41:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
I mean I I've sure I've had my share of
social faux pa.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
One time I tried to put my bike into it
and I got screamed at, like this is not a
bike rack. I said, oh my god, I'm boy. Am
I sorry? But the aversion to the cameltoe, says this
female fashion blogger, sends a harmful message that it's shameful
to have a vagina. Of course, nothing could be further

(01:41:53):
from the truth. We're big fans of them around here,
and so even the even the mere whisper of them,
even the mere allusion to them, is fantastic. I'm trying
to get the cameltoe back in fashion, but these don't vagina,

(01:42:15):
so they're trying to also, maybe crotch cleavage is so
that they can get rid of things that used to
be called I've only ever heard cameltoe. But listen, as
a man, I am a man who is always uh

(01:42:38):
nipping out. I don't know why, right, remember when girls
would be really self conscious if they were nipping through
their shirt or through their bra. I'm a guy who
has that. Okay, I always have a picture of me
and Carlos Berga, and I am full stand on the nips. Yeah,
I always have my high beams on. I don't know
why that is. But if I'm wearing a T shirt

(01:43:02):
that you know, a T shirt that's my size, I'm
nipping out. And so girls are reclaiming the cameltoe. This
girl pointing out that the fashion industry, even though it
relies on them, really doesn't seem to like women much
because of all the uncomfortable clothing they squeeze them into,

(01:43:24):
and so the they lay it at the feet of
gen Z. But it's probably cross generational to some degree
to reclaim the cameltoe. Good for them. Unfortunately, you won't
be seeing any of it at the West sixth tailgate anymore. Nope,

(01:43:48):
they have removed all of your pre Brown's game cameltoe
knucklehead activity from all those moose knuckleheads that are running
around down there called and problems, lawless behavior, lawless behavior.

Speaker 25 (01:44:03):
Our phone operators are standing by with their thumbs up.

Speaker 10 (01:44:07):
Their asses waiting for you to call so.

Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
Cool, call the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 18 (01:44:13):
Two one six, five seven eight one double oh seven
or one eight three four eighty one double oh seven.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
I love girls, They're all over this world. Somebody pointed
out Iggy Pop. How could I about biggy Pop? He
loves girls, We love girls, We love a lot of people.

(01:44:42):
Diggy Pop's still alive. That's one that's gonna get me
all the way en Iggy Pop dies. Jimmy Osterman from Detroit, Michigan.
That one is gonna get me, you know. Chris Christofferson
just died, and that one kind of got me because
my mom was such a big fan of his and
Iggy Pop looks like he died long time ago. Oh,
by the way, one stick from Dayton's available. Maybe a

(01:45:06):
little blind date with your mom. Shut up, Bill, my
mom's not looking. I was gonna say a long distance relationships,
not looking for anything. I was just talking to my mom.
I hadn't texted my mom in a while. I'll check
in on her when there's like I talked to my
mom more in the wintertime, when there's like terrible, terrible

(01:45:28):
weather blowing through the Chicagoland area, make sure she's okay. Again,
my siblings are all there too, So I don't feel
weird if I'm not talking to my mom, but I
do like to check in on her. But I was
telling Gwen, I hadn't talked to my mom as extensively
recently than when I texted her to tell her that

(01:45:49):
that guy from her soap opera died. She was crestfall.
But yeah, it was a lot of back and forth
over that guy who I was like, Hey, which one
made her more upset? That guy dying? Don't do it?

(01:46:10):
Don't do it? Or Chris Christopherson. Oh, that's not what
you were gonna say. Or that's not Mary's dad.

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
Your further speaking from New ELECTA.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Oh, or your dad. I forgot that he died. She
was most upset about my dad dying.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Thing.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
He talks to us so often I forget he's gone.
He talks to me, my mom.

Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
Your further speaking from New ELECTA.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
My mom doesn't have an Alexa I do.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
I talked to him.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
She doesn't have. What are they actually called. They're called uh,
it's uh god, sounds like a bubble or something. I
don't know. That's the dot, right, but it's called the Amazon.
Uh guy, it's called something else? He echo? Is that
what it's called echo? I think Amazon Echo? I got
the echo on. It's like I got two that are

(01:47:04):
like the balls right now. We have two of the
little cylinders. Uh, literally, one of them is plugged in.
We just use it all they pretty much. Do we
use it for Alexa played music? Yeah, my daughter asks
it to tell her fart jokes, and it does. Alexa
tell us the fart joke. Now, somebody's probably hearing that

(01:47:25):
this is.

Speaker 3 (01:47:25):
Your father speaking from the elect But a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
Of times, you know, Alexa is not We're to the
point now where people are used to using things like chat, GPT.
You know, Alexa is not to that level. So you
can ask her a lot of things and she'll go,
I don't have that, but she's They're big on suggesting

(01:47:50):
things because they're trying to sell you stuff, and so
they're like, oh, I don't have that, but would you
like to start a shopping list? Like really weird? Pivot
it's now, you know an Amazon poured billions and billions
of dollars into that project, and people aren't using them
the way that they hoped that they would. Hey, Leslie,

(01:48:14):
Hi guys, ye.

Speaker 8 (01:48:17):
Number one, thank you for ruining my life with the
show it Up, Show me Up, all that jazz.

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
Yeah, I was, I had I had your voicemail on
dack Leslie. Oh god, well you could still play it
later on. But anyway, life, because it gets you too horny.

Speaker 8 (01:48:35):
No, I just don't need this earworm. I don't need
Alan to be the first thing I think about in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
Horny level. That's right still, But the the.

Speaker 8 (01:48:47):
Truntman thing, yeah, number one, my vote.

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
Bruce Springsteen, Bryce spring String, you mean.

Speaker 4 (01:48:55):
Yes, totally.

Speaker 8 (01:48:56):
He broke through with talking about Santa Clouds coming to town.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
Yeah, that's the only thing he did. Santa Claus is
coming to town, and that is his legacy forever. Spring
seems great again. I my criteria is so vague that
I can't tell any I'm not telling anybody they're wrong, right,
I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:49:18):
You have an addition to this, so talking about like hey,
who's the best front man and stuff like that. Frequently
when my husband and I will like go out to bars,
we'll occasionally get like our servers in on this, but
we do like a little like like thought, you know, uh,
like grman type thing, and we turn it into who
would win in a fight, and we typically go for

(01:49:41):
musicians occasionally actors, and it'll be like, okay, in their
prime Ace Freely versus Slash, or in their prime like
d Snyder versus I don't know, like Ozzie, or if
we're getting a little silly with it, like who would
win another prime and a fight, Gary Oldman versus Gary Newman?
And I think that that could be weapons.

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
And again, if you're gonna pit Ozzie and slide hand, Yeah,
if you're a lot of these examples too, you're pitting
drug addicts against each other too. Which it changes the
difficulty level exponentially, So that's.

Speaker 9 (01:50:14):
A nice really like are we getting them in their
prime sober or they're prime on drugs?

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
You know what constitutions their prime? And you you lure
servers and then Danzig is my anh Yeah, I know
he's a little man, but he's yea ball. Yeah, he's
got a lot packed into that five ft to frame
it his.

Speaker 8 (01:50:35):
So you asked them the thing is like what would
be their prime? Like, do you like if you were
to get Ozzie when he's at his most lucid, Like,
how would he do going you know, hand to hand
with Ronnie James?

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Deal?

Speaker 8 (01:50:45):
Like actually, like I would pay money to see that
fight pit them against each other. And yeah, when we
go to like, you know, certain bars that we actually
get to know, the servers will be like, okay, when
they're coming over to give us on our next round
of drinks, who would win in a fight? And it's
always turned into really delightful conversation, not just between us
and the servers, but other people jump in on the
conversation and it's so much fun.

Speaker 2 (01:51:06):
Could you imagine the particular service sees Leslie and her
husband walk in and She's like, oh, I got to
have an answer ready, they're gonna ask me some cock
to a question about Ozzie and Slash. I don't know
who the girl's like twenty one. She's like, I don't
know who these people are.

Speaker 8 (01:51:18):
Oh, well, we've had that happen before, and it always
makes you just want to be like, Okay, I'm gonna
go die now because I am so old.

Speaker 17 (01:51:24):
But I digress.

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Yeah, welcome to my world. Nobody gets what I'm talking
about anymore. It's all over for me with my references.
All right, Well, maybe I'll go to live Leslie to
recorded Leslie. Thank you, Leslie. She did leave us a voicemail.

Speaker 8 (01:51:37):
Hi friends, this show has ruined me. I can't stop giggling.

Speaker 2 (01:51:43):
Ruined her bill, that's her take on it.

Speaker 8 (01:51:45):
It's ruined her ruined, Hi friends, this show has ruined me.
I can't stop giggling every time I hear someone attempt
to sing the national anthem. I can't stop myself from
laughing when people will innotantly say hey, fill me up
in context of asking for a drink refill at a

(01:52:07):
family gathering. No less, and now all I hear in
my head is Alan's impersonation of his friend's mom. And
it's relatively concerning because I really don't need this earworm,
especially before bed or first thing in the morning. My
husband will laugh at me because the sounders that you'll
play lead him to think I'm having a stroke when

(01:52:29):
certain songs come on to the radio like Wrap Bite Fever, Thanks,
I guess love you love Me. I hate the show
for ruining my life and ruining me in public.

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
By well, everything she described sounds amazing. How does that
constitute ruining somebody's looks? Like when people say I hate
the show, they actually love the show. Yes, that's what
they mean, ruin her.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
I am better.

Speaker 2 (01:52:56):
I'm way off. I had no idea that's what they
were walking my dog. One of the days we were
off walking my dog at like noon or something. Some
dude in an Amazon truck is like They're on the
curb and scream and hate the show. He's in the
driver's seat and I'm not. I'm walking with my dog.
I'm not really paying attention and screaming out the passenger

(01:53:20):
window of his truck like, oh thanks, phil anselmo versus
Henry Reynalds. Yeah it's some Yeah, you want more? Brian,
I got more, Brian, I told you I did.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
This one.

Speaker 10 (01:53:36):
Loving you is like loving it dead. Loving you is like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:53:48):
That's an easy one. Maybe not for everybody. That should
be an easy one. Remember a band called Type O Negative.
Oh yeah, the late great Peter Steele front of that band.
You want to talk about amazing frontman Peter Steele. Dude,
it was nine feet tall and balls of steeling.

Speaker 10 (01:54:08):
Loving you is like loving it dead. Loving you is like.

Speaker 2 (01:54:21):
Black number one. The name of the song. I think
it's how Bloody Kisses if I recall correctly. The only
problem that I have, though with these is that when
I play the actual clip, I'm underwhelmed. After Brian's performance,

(01:54:44):
He's improving a lot of these songs. You know how
the show has ruined Leslie's life. Yeah, Brian is having
the opposite effect.

Speaker 10 (01:54:54):
Loving you is like loving it dead.

Speaker 2 (01:54:59):
Love you is like, ah, I've got some sperm news
here for a couple, got fined for a hand job. Listen.

(01:55:20):
You need to keep your head on a swivel. You
need to know what's going on around you. Listen. I
won't lie to you. I'm as horny as they come. Okay,
but these people who cannot engage in a little delayed gratification.

Speaker 3 (01:55:36):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:55:37):
Sometimes the idea of getting caught is what turns you
on and gets you more exciting. Well, then they must
have gotten really really turned on. This is a couple
from Wales and I think they were just flying. I
don't know if they were flying to the United States.
They're on an easy jet. That just let people do
what they want to do on an easy jet, right,

(01:55:58):
people that are on like discount carriers and things, let them.
It's going to be a free for all. You know.
They paid thirty five dollars to get their seat. Just
let them. They're not living the high life. Let them
get their kicks where they can. They got arrested as
soon as the plane touched down, and they had to
financially compensate the other passengers because the case was made

(01:56:23):
that the other passengers were so disandjusted and it ruined
their trip. I thought, I mean, they got them so
horny that they're like, well, we want one, and like,
all right, what if we just pay for one for oh,
bought them all that? Yeah, and seeking if you don't
bring the enough for the whole class kind of thing,
you know, Bradley Smith and Antonia Sullivan piled a bunch

(01:56:45):
of coats? How many coats did they have? I love
the they piled coats onto his lap too. It's a
constitute pile, I guess. So it's okay. Anyway, I think
you're not fooling anybody, is probably all they needed to say.
And you're not fooling anybody too. If the dude in
the middle seat has two or I don't know, if
he's by the window has got two coats on his

(01:57:08):
lap unwittingly giving nearby passengers a heads up, if you will.
And then the description of the case was that miss Sullivan.

Speaker 9 (01:57:19):
Okay, they did under the coats on the And then
these people that are being just narks and just jerks,
and just just because you're not getting a mile high
hand job doesn't mean somebody else can't just let them
have their fun. It's one flight, yeah, as long as
I springing it into the atmosphere.

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
Well, that's the other thing. They're were in their own
coats that, yeah, why would you want to do that
onto your coat? By the way, this is what I'm saying.
Just wait a little bit, Wait a little bit. I'm
not even saying, wait a little bit. I'm saying these
people that are that told on them are the problem. Well,
they listens are always the problem. Tattletales, you, Karen's, you

(01:58:04):
negative nellies. If they now you are sitting right next
to them and they're doing it and you're not getting
offered anything in compensation, then I have a little bit
of a problem with it. But if they're in a
row by themselves, i'ma have their fun. The witness next
to them could see what was happening, as could a

(01:58:26):
mother and teenage daughter seated behind the couple. Have you
ever No, you can't see anything better? No you Have
you ever noticed what was going on in the row
in front of you? No, No, I'm reading, I'm listening
to something. I'm watching these people vigorous hand movements beneath

(01:58:48):
the coat. So what, maybe he was itchy? They are
ruining one of those two coats. Yeah, one of those
coats has done a mother and teenage daughter. First of all,
the teenage daughter knows exactly what's going on. She probably
elbowed her mom thirteen or nineteen. Those are very different ages.

(01:59:10):
The couple in question were in their early twenties. He
was twenty two. She was twenty okay, And this went
in front of like a magistrate or something who was
upset with them. Now Wales, so I can't imagine they
were attractive in the face, but you know, they probably
had okay bodies. The judge told them, you showed what

(01:59:32):
you showed, no regard for the feeling of the other passengers.
There was a child sitting behind you. Who do you
think you are that you can blah blah blah. So
the mom of the teenager calls a flight to ten
and over and then the couple's like, we bub The
girl said she was just rubbing her boyfriend's leg, which

(01:59:54):
is super lame, Like you don't put coats on a
dude's leg to rub his leg. When they lay, the
cops took them off. They had to both plead guilty
to public in decency. All right, here's a comment that's
really and they.

Speaker 3 (02:00:09):
Had to pay.

Speaker 2 (02:00:10):
This is European. They had to pay one hundred pounds
to each of the three witnesses and they both got
three hundred hours of community service. I mean, but the
dude didn't even finish. That's if I'm paying three hundred

(02:00:30):
pounds to be I want that you know what else
tells me because there are a lot of women listening
this right now, shaking their heads, going, this girl had
no idea what she was doing. You don't have to
vigorously do anything to the point where other people can see.
There's a lot of girls. You gotta be secrete, secrete

(02:00:54):
to Friday and slip discreete before you secrete.

Speaker 4 (02:00:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:01:00):
Nicholas on the live chat said, my ex calls me
once in a while for ride home when she's drunk
and gives me road pops.

Speaker 3 (02:01:09):
Oh good for you.

Speaker 2 (02:01:11):
I wonder if other drivers can see and then uh,
I've said, us truckers see, Yeah, of course that's his
ex girlfriend. She so she had a current boyfriend she
calls what we don't know all the details. Wouldn't she
call the current boyfriend for a ride home? Not at
the she's you know, she's an expra a reason huh,

(02:01:36):
branded a cheater? Yeah, but I don't know. I don't
know if the whole situation. I just know this right,
Let's go with what he said. So his ex calls
him to drive her home when she's drunk, So he's
a simp. You get a call. Hey, I'm drunk. If
you this transaction has a I would have called this

(02:01:57):
a simp situation because if he gets and he kind
of knows her state when she's drunk, he knows like, hey,
there's a pretty good chance that if I pick her
up while she's drunk, I get a little Wait, he's
getting the hand or head in the lap, head in
the lap, head in the lap. So dome bro dom
don't Yeah, well dom it I guess, but she's drunk.

(02:02:23):
She got puke on your lap? Well listen, he'd know
better than we would.

Speaker 9 (02:02:29):
Drea comes in. Drea comes in. All I gotta do
is put my hand on top of it and squeeze it.
Throws up every time.

Speaker 2 (02:02:41):
That's the guy, not you. Yeah, there's too many of
you gals. Overestimating your abilities. You are underestimating him. It's
not your abilities. Throws up wolf. Good for you. See
she knows what she's doing.

Speaker 13 (02:03:00):
And they said this cash?

Speaker 2 (02:03:03):
Would you like leave the message? I see that you catch.
If that's true, then you must know my mother's maiden name.

Speaker 3 (02:03:12):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (02:03:16):
Oh? Hey you're home. Thanks for the dome. All right, Well,
there's a lot to get three five stars. There's a
lot going on there. But these two more than just
a tip. Don't know what they're doing on this flight.
They got caught.

Speaker 22 (02:03:32):
Yeah, it seems a little unfair that you can watch
our live screen but we can't see you.

Speaker 2 (02:03:40):
But we'll fix that tonight outside your window on seven dommas.
I got Disturbed tickets for you all next week. By

(02:04:01):
the way, they've announced the twenty fifth anniversary tour, WMMS
presenting Disturbed next spring at the Romo Fijo with Dawtry
and nothing More. I don't know when these tickets go
on sale, but we will have them for you all
next week. Rovers got them, Stansbury will have them. I

(02:04:25):
will have them as well. They're doing two sets in
the same show, so they're doing the Sickness in its entirety.
If you're mad that they don't play dropping Plates every
time you've seen them live, you'll get it then. So
they're gonna do the Sickness and entirety and then like
all the other stuff. And they have a rotating cast

(02:04:47):
of openers on this tour. We will get Dawtry and
nothing More. WMMS presenting Disturbed next spring. It is Monday,
March the thirty first, at the Romo Fijo, so we'll
have those for you next week. We're getting to Cleveland
Monster season two. Finally, I got opening night tickets for you.

(02:05:11):
That is Saturday, the twenty sixth at the Romo Fijo.
They're taking on the Rochester Americans. I will have four
packs for you next week, A Big Hair Wednesday presenting
WASP at the Agora in November.

Speaker 13 (02:05:27):
Go to that.

Speaker 2 (02:05:30):
A Theory of a dead Man Unplugged in Akron And
Carrie King from Slayer is back on his solo tour.
He did a handful of dates. He was here with
a summer by himself. Well, he opened for Lamba Goden
Mass and I Think and then went back onto the row.
Slayer did riot Fest in Chicago, did a whole bunch
of festivals and now he's going back on the solo thing.

(02:05:54):
So January thirty first, Carrie King is going to play
the House of Blues. You're a Slayer fan, so a
lot of big things next week for you to win.
We will be here live every day next week. Guardians
baseball situation will be well, I guess I shouldn't say
it'll be over, right. We don't know that it'll be over,

(02:06:16):
but it won't be preempting us if it continues about
five minutes away. I got more money for you another
thousand dollars courtesy of the Buzzard. Bookie. You will hear
Calves basketball tonight on the Buzzard. They lost to the
Bulls on Tuesday night. This all pre season action. They'll

(02:06:38):
be in Detroit to play the Pistons. Next week, they'll
play the Bulls in Chicago, and then the home opener
is October the twenty fifth. That's a Friday night. They'll
be playing the Pistons here at home at the Romo
FI Home. But the regular season will begin in Toronto
a Calves playing the Raptors night Pacers are in town

(02:07:02):
at a seven o'clock tip off. Guardians Baseball will be
on WTAM eleven hundred, a must win game for the
Cleveland Guardians in Detroit at Comerica Park. Not ideal conditions.
That's a very very loud park. Those Tigers fans they

(02:07:22):
go shrimp house man when things go their way, because
he usually doesn't. So that is well, that will get
underway in a little bit. That's a six o'clock pitch. Guardians, Tigers,
the Seattle Kraken NHL expansion team. They have the National

(02:07:45):
Hockey League's first ever female coach. She's an assistant coach.
Their head coach coached with her the Zuntite, so she
knows the guy. She's cute, not that that matters, but
you know, there's a lot of how do I put this,

(02:08:07):
there's a lot of female coaches that we straight CIS
dudes might look at and go eh eh. Jessica Campbell
is the first coach, female coach in the National Hockey League.
She was a pro female hockey player. She was the

(02:08:30):
first female coach in AHL history. She's won a bunch
of Canadian medals and they have her back there as
the assistant coach, full time assistant coach in the NHL.

Speaker 25 (02:08:44):
And I think head coach Dan Baldsmutt said it best.
While it is monumental to see a woman behind the
bench in the NHL, he was just trying to hire
the best coach and that was Jessica. She started playing
college hockey at Cornell before winning multiple medals in international
play with Team Canada. She worked her way up as
a coach, eventually landing well that's that, good for her,

(02:09:05):
Good for her, right, Jessica Campbell.

Speaker 2 (02:09:10):
And so uh yeah, why not back there with the
guys high sticking. It'd be tough if you were on
a team and your female coach was cute was wasn't it.
I mean, you're focus on the You're focus on your
job obviously, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:09:37):
So she is.

Speaker 2 (02:09:39):
Her bona fides are solid. Again, it's an old hacky bit,
but I think that it bears reconsidering how coaches of
different teams get to dress different sports rather well. It's
also changing all the time too. Whereas it used to
be a suit pretty mu across the board for every sport,

(02:10:02):
and then football went you know, you wear the gear,
and now basketball that the suit era of basketball coaches
is over. Yeah, but baseball they've always worn worn the uniform. Yeah,
And I wonder why that is Baseball is the only
one where they wear the uniform. I mean, maybe just
because it's shirt and pants, you know, look ridiculous. If

(02:10:24):
a basketball coach was standing there in a jersey and shorts,
and obviously a hockey coach, it's not going to get
patted up football coach, same thing. So maybe it's just
as simple as the baseball uniform is the most you
know it's a summertime sport. You're not going to stand

(02:10:44):
out there in a suit, but that would be great.
I think it would be awesome to flip that whole script.
The baseball coach finally gets to wear you know, take
your pick golf shirt, you on your pants. I wear
like the way like a polo shirt or something like that,
or like the dry fit or whatever. They're not usually

(02:11:07):
they're not always wearing the actual jersey. That is kind
of old school guys like Lou Panela. But have the
basketball coach wearing the shorts and I mean like nineteen
seventy nine shorts, the short shorts. Those are back, I know,

(02:11:27):
big back. It's time to get on board. What's the guy?
It's not h car puffin stuff. Who's the guy now
with the Cavs Anny Atkinson? Kenny Atkinson. I'm sure we've
talked about it before, but I swear to God in
this minute, I've never heard that name before in my life.
We have, so Kenny Atkinson should be out there in

(02:11:49):
the jersey and the shorts in solidarity with the team.
I would like. I think they'll be hilarious. No, nothing
wrong with it, especially you see pop out there quick Popovich. Right,
he's eighty years old, right hanging out. It looks like
a grandfather clock down there. Kenny Atkinson. Okay, this is

(02:12:12):
a guy who came from the Nets. Yeah that was
his last head coaching job.

Speaker 17 (02:12:17):
Is uh.

Speaker 2 (02:12:18):
He came from the Warriors. He was an assistant with
the Warriors. Okay. He played professionally overseas, never played for
the NBA. And so we have him here. We couldn't
get what's his name back like Brown for a fourth time? No, no, no,
third time whatever. No David Joku, no, no, no, no, no,

(02:12:47):
David Black. He's a guy who was coaching Israeli basketball.
I think I fired when he had a winning record,
and yeah, why they do that because maybe they feel
bad about it now, like it wasn't the right thing.
And so then they sent him away and won the championship.
Yeah worked out. Okay, why he bring back Bingo Smith

(02:13:09):
or like a former player who could coach the team?
They want to bring him back. I guess they got
the guy they wanted out. I'm sorry he's dead, but
Bingo's from Akron. You get a local boy. He was
just a kid from Akron until he got older. Then
he was a man from Akron, and then he passed away.
I'm gonna give you your final Brian of the day,
all right, okay, fun, it's the final Brillian, Final Brian

(02:13:34):
of the day. He leaves us messages where he's singing songs,
and a lot of times I know what the songs are.
I know what this one is, but it's up to
you to determine if you know what it is, because
sometimes he'll give us long drawn out Wh'll give you
plenty of time to figure it out. But he's singing
with no melody, so that's a cheat you can't use.

(02:13:56):
That's what makes it fun is it's really hard to
place it in you head unless you know the lyrics.

Speaker 10 (02:14:02):
Any Love, what's out Passion?

Speaker 6 (02:14:05):
And then no kind of.

Speaker 1 (02:14:08):
All?

Speaker 2 (02:14:13):
Now, unless you know the song, you might not know
the song just from him singing no love without passion,
ain't no love at all? Is that familiar at all
to you? Again, it's so short, it could be a
million songs. That's why it's so difficult.

Speaker 10 (02:14:30):
Any Love, what's out?

Speaker 1 (02:14:31):
Passion?

Speaker 6 (02:14:32):
And then no kind of.

Speaker 1 (02:14:36):
All?

Speaker 2 (02:14:38):
This is another one I know because of my mom
used to play it when I was like, okay.

Speaker 21 (02:14:41):
Love what's out Passion and then no kind of.

Speaker 2 (02:14:47):
All dances, Eagles song called after the Thrill is gone.
Get to care it's on, It's not on the border,
it's on.

Speaker 3 (02:15:04):
Don't care about.

Speaker 20 (02:15:08):
That's on.

Speaker 2 (02:15:08):
One of these nights. I think Little Henley, little Fry
he O'Brian low Brian low fry. Oh, I think after
the thrill has gone, great song from speaking of the Eagles,
Browns are playing them on Sunday. They're in Philly, So
I'll be doing the cox Out pregame in Lakewood on Sunday.

(02:15:28):
He picked the Eagles. She did pick the Eagles, So
we'll see what happens. Cox Out Pregame with bud Light
be at the Lakewood Truck Park Sunday from noon to two.
And uh, it's your shot to get to Las Vegas
with the bud Light Football Face Off Challenge. So join me,

(02:15:49):
won't you? On Sunday. We only have a handful of
them throughout the course of the season. We're probably halfway
through them. Next one's not until the seventeenth of novem
and then what are you going to do? I guess
people are up in arms because Garth Brooks, you know,
he's got a rate beef on him now and Garth

(02:16:11):
Brooks in his counter filing of this suit, a woman
accused him of assaulting her a long time ago, and
he named her in his filing. And this is always
kind of controversial to when people do this, because these

(02:16:32):
women are kept anonymous because they're they're public figures. They're
at they're at a disadvantage with respect to like people
knowing who they are or whatever. But they're also and
it's usually obviously guys that get embroiled in this kind
of stuff who make the case. Hey, if if you're
filing a complaint, why should you be anonymous when I

(02:16:52):
am not anonymous? Some people see that as an imbalance
or something on fair I guess in the law. So
people are upset with him because he named her in
his filing. It's not public information, but it also wouldn't
take much for it to become public information. And that's
probably the point. She's a former employee of his and

(02:17:15):
she filed as as a Jane Doe or Jane Row
whatever he says, is it just somebody trying to extort
money on me? You know, he's married, he's married to
Tricia yearwould who some people pointed out she sold like
a house the day before this story broke. That could
purely be coincidence, but you also know when something like

(02:17:37):
this is coming. Yeah, but I'm sure whatever, like, they
wouldn't need to sell a house to pay her off,
not because of that, but they're like yeah, So the
people are saying her lawyers are saying that Garth Brooks
has outed her out of spite. Well, he does have
friends at low places. So what do you expect. You

(02:17:59):
think he's gonna play a their or you think he's
going to be a dirty little boy. Yeah, he's going
to avail himself of those kinds of people doing things
perhaps he doesn't want to do. You know, he has
a livestream called inside Studio G where he talks to
people and it's and he made reference to this, but
he didn't really say anything. He's like, oh, we should
talk about it, but they didn't really say anything about it.

Speaker 1 (02:18:23):
But let's address the.

Speaker 2 (02:18:24):
Elephant in the room, shall we.

Speaker 26 (02:18:26):
This thing is, this thing is all it's gonna happen,
and people are telling me it could be two years.

Speaker 2 (02:18:32):
Okay, So my suggestion is we.

Speaker 26 (02:18:34):
All take a deep breath, we all just kind of
settle in and let's hold hands and.

Speaker 2 (02:18:40):
Take the trip together.

Speaker 26 (02:18:41):
Okay, because it is something that you cannot talk.

Speaker 2 (02:18:45):
About it it's not I don't know what he's talking about. Also,
you're Garth Brooks. You have all the money in the world.
Why do you have such crappy sound quality? You have
so much money. My podcast that we do in a
bar sounds better than this. Well, because he probably figures
like he's you know, he's in a studio, but he's

(02:19:06):
also then use a studio. I know he's some of
the equipment you got. He's not on a boot.

Speaker 26 (02:19:13):
It's been two weeks, hasn't it been.

Speaker 2 (02:19:14):
I don't know what he's doing. A lots happened in
the last two weeks. Let's address the elephant.

Speaker 1 (02:19:20):
In the room, shall we.

Speaker 26 (02:19:22):
This thing is, this thing is on, it's going to happen,
and people are telling me it could be up to
two years. Okay, So my suggestion is we all take
a deep breath, we all just kind of settle in.

Speaker 2 (02:19:34):
Right. He doesn't even have that on. No boom, doesn't
have a lot of mic on. He's just talking into
the phone that they're doing, and he's got a massive
screen on the back wall.

Speaker 26 (02:19:46):
That's hold hands and take the trip together, okay, because
it is something that you cannot talk about.

Speaker 2 (02:19:52):
It's it's not that's all we can say about it.

Speaker 26 (02:19:54):
So for those who joined us tonight to hear about that,
I bid you a wonderful rest of your night. Actus
that's the last week can say about it. And for
those people that want to stick around, Holy Cow people habitat,
I saw a different side of mine.

Speaker 2 (02:20:10):
Anyway, he does this whole thing. Yeah, I guess you
have to say something, but you got to also say something. Yeah,
I can't talk about it, but it's bogus. I don't
know why you'd even bring it up if you're not
going to talk. Yeah, he goes, let's address the elephant
in the room. That's not a to go. I can't

(02:20:32):
talk about it. It's not addressing the elephant in the room.
Like people, the public has no right to your information
of what's going on. They're going to see articles about
it anyway. That's why it's the elephant in the room.
This is not a story that he broke. You think
he's gonna have a new song come out called Elephant
in the Room, Garth Brooks, I don't know. I don't

(02:20:55):
know anything about Garth Brooks. My wife's a big fan.
I know that he really doesn't like Tom Sagura. Is
that true because they look so similar? No, because they
do a bit on Tom's podcast where they would play
bits and pieces of his studio g stuff and kind
of make fun of him and call him a serial killer. Oh,

(02:21:19):
they'll play clips of that show. Why they call him
a serial killer because they think he's weird and a
serial killer energy and you could tell he's really They
have their theories behind it, and so now and this
has been going on for you, he's not having a
laugh over it. No, he's not, because all his social
media is people asking where the bodies are and like

(02:21:42):
they're like bya mate, mom's house references. This guy created
Chris Gaines as creepy as everybody thought Chris Gaines was.
He did Saturday Night Live by the way with his
emo wig and his you know his and he introduced
him right, introduced Chris Gaines. He had to run around,

(02:22:02):
put the wig on, go out and perform. So in
a way, he keeps trying to get off the internet.
But it's out there if you look for it. It's
out in a way respect because that was a huge
swing for Garth Brooks. That is a guy if you
are in a position to have the luxury of being
bored with your career, because that's all that was. I'm

(02:22:25):
bored with being Garth Brooks. Yeah. Everything I do in
the country world, that just goes to the top. Yeah,
no problem selling out all my shows. I'm going to
show you I can also shrimp the bed. And then
Chris Gaines showed up, But that was all in his head.
He created Chris Gaines. What he should have done is
he should have been more like, he shouldn't have called

(02:22:46):
it Chris Gaines. He should have been like, all right,
I have an alter ego that is, and it's a
Barth Brooks. I use the name Garth in front of
my daughter and she started howling because she didn't realize
it was a name. Yeah, she thought I made it
up because she's making up wacky names all the time.
My daughter's like pound Cake, She's making up wild names

(02:23:07):
all the time. They're funny. And I threw out Garth
one day and she thought that was I created it
out of whole cloth. It's not like we're sitting around
watching Wayne's World right. Who are the prominent Garths? Yeah,
its pretty much Brooks, Brooks and Algar. Yeah, and I
said you don't remember Garth and ser the guy who
used to run NBC in the late eighties early nineties,

(02:23:30):
stared at me.

Speaker 19 (02:23:31):
Allan, you have been described by your enemies as evil, insane, manipulative.

Speaker 2 (02:23:39):
Who are you call the.

Speaker 18 (02:23:40):
Alan Cock show you one six, five seven eight one
double O seven or.

Speaker 2 (02:23:44):
One three four eight one double oh seven? Your Cleveland
Cavalier's on the buzzard tonight seven o'clock tip off crew

(02:24:08):
game will star thirty minutes prior. Indiana Pacers in town
tonight Duomo Fijo Pacers. Have anybody of note, any big
name on the Pacers. Halliburton, Harry's Halliburton. He was on
the Olympic basketball team. He got a gold medal, but
his biggest contribution was a tweet that he had where

(02:24:32):
he showed his gold medal and said, when you helped
when you were in the group project, but you didn't
do any help early. You didn't help it all because
he didn't really play at all. Oh, he didn't play. Yeah,
what's his first name? Tyres? Tyrese Halliburton? Is he an
heir to the Yes company that Dick Cheney was the

(02:24:52):
CEO of YEP many many years ago. That's exactly who
it is. And so then he just he's like, I
need my own thing, and so he worked really hard
at basketball exactly and got himself into the National Basketball Association. Anyway,
Cavs Pacers tonight, seven o'clock. You're second of four preseason
games before they start the regular season on the twenty third,

(02:25:15):
and the home opener will be Friday, the twenty fifth
against the Detroit Pistons, who were terrible last season. They
were the Chicago White Sox of the NBA if memory
serves last season correct. But the beginning season, yeah, beginning
of a new season. It's a level playing field. Everybody's excited.

(02:25:41):
I think, uh, Bronni and the Bronni and bron and
the Lakers will be in town the night before Halloween.
I think that might be the one appearance that they
make in Cleveland this season, right very beginning of the season.
A couple of away games in LA, but I think
that might be the only time they show up, and
then the Guardians have to win tonight to stay in it.

(02:26:03):
They're in Detroit. It was three to nothing I think
was the final last night cold bats from your Cleveland Guardians. Yeah,
done a lot. So they haven't scored a runs in Saturday.
But you know what, that's what I'm saying. Here's my
hot take. Here's my hot take. It's it's through no

(02:26:25):
fault of their own. They're out there trying.

Speaker 3 (02:26:28):
Eight.

Speaker 2 (02:26:30):
They're trying. So Camerica Park tonight six oh eight is
that start? I won't be offended if you click over
to w T A M eleven hundred to take that
game in. You know, I'll take you up on that.
Not you anybody, but you can click over and listen
specific all right, my partying like a Guardian shirt on?

(02:26:54):
Oh you do? Is that a pants creation? Partying like
a Guardian?

Speaker 4 (02:26:58):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:26:59):
I got to meet car was by Erica for a
second time. Okay, so you mentioned that earlier. Wait, he
used to play for the Indians. No, I know that.
Why is he a big deal? Because he was in
the big deal on those nineties teams that went to
the World Series a couple of times. Okay, Yeah, so
he was there for the Glory Days, Yeah he was. Yeah,
Like my most fond years of watching Cleveland Indians baseball.

(02:27:20):
Carlos Bierga was a big.

Speaker 3 (02:27:22):
Part of that.

Speaker 2 (02:27:23):
Why are here today, he's doing some stuff for the
radio broadcast, pregame, postgame stuff analysis, an official situation over there, yeah,
at t am Okay. All right, well there you go.
Many years ago when I first joined the show, that
first summer, they did a whiffle ball game over in

(02:27:45):
Public Square when it was still Horseshoe Casino, right, and
it was me and Erica. The all time pitcher was
Mario Lopez, I remember this. And they had a bunch
of different people from you know, the players basketball, baseball,
football playing wiffleball. And it was very fun to watch

(02:28:05):
the football and basketball players attempt to play wiffleball because
they were terrible. And then Carlos Baerga and Mike Hargrove
would get up there and just rip. You'd never seen
a whiffle ball travel like that. He was a big hitter, right,
Carlos bayer No.

Speaker 9 (02:28:21):
I mean, he wasn't like known for his power, but
he was. He was a pretty good He wasn't a
power hitter, but he was a good hitter. But any
baseball player is going to be able to do that,
especially when you compared to you know, a football player
or a basketball player. Camp Russell's never swung a baseball bat. Really,

(02:28:41):
it's too big, right, all right, So it was really cool.
It was really fun to participate with that. And I
reminded him of that. He's like, oh, yeah, I remember.
But he's got a really deep voice too. Oh that's
good for radio.

Speaker 3 (02:28:55):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:28:56):
Not to be confused, by the way, with the Allen
Cock Show whiffle Ball Bat Bat Battle. Did we do
the whiffle ball that battle? Yeah, now that was a
lot different. That was very different. There was no Carlos
by Ergo, there was no Mario Lopez. There was a
very uh, uninformed stripper that didn't know what was going on, right.

(02:29:19):
I don't even remember what her role was. I don't
even remember what that bit was.

Speaker 24 (02:29:23):
It was.

Speaker 2 (02:29:23):
It was we were giving away tickets for swiffle ball
bat Battle and we were.

Speaker 9 (02:29:28):
Giving away tickets for something and I think she was
the pitcher. Okay, she was pitching and she was I
don't know if she had gone to sleep at all
the night before. Okay, this is where we were still
at oak Tree. Yeah, this is a long time ago,
is it?

Speaker 2 (02:29:44):
Is it on YouTube? Do I don't know about that,
and so she was doing this down the hall. Yeah,
we were in like the that little alcove we had
between the two studiosis. Okay, no, I don't see that anywhere. Yeah, okay,
well there you go. People were telling me in the break. Hey,

(02:30:06):
if you go to Garth Brooks Instagram and look at
the comments on any post, it's hilarious. But it looks
like he's turned them off. Yeah, a lot. There's a
few posts if you go further back, they've either turned
them off or they have weeded out the ones they
don't want. I'm sure he's got something, got social media
team that's working overtime. They yes, But the recent posters

(02:30:30):
one with him and Jimmy Carter and Rosalind Carter. Uh
so that's from last year because she passed away. I
think about this time last year and Jimmy Carter. He
posted it because Jimmy Carter just turned one hundred and
they were doing some work with Habitat for Humanity. But
it looks like he's turned the comments off, which is
probably the smart way to do it.

Speaker 3 (02:30:49):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:30:49):
Garth Brooks has one point nine million followers on Instagram.
That seems low. One point nine million. Yeah, Garth Brooks,
So his his audience is a Facebook audience, you think, yeah,
but I would think he'd have more than two million
people following on Instagram. I mean, you've got I know,

(02:31:11):
it's apples and oranges, but I mean, you know, you
have some celebrities that have like twenty million, yeah million, yeah,
yeah yeah. I mean, if you're a tailor switch as
Alina Gomez, I get it, that's your crowd, got it
on Facebook. But even Garth Brooks, I mean that just
seems low. Two million people following you on Instagram. There's
plenty of olds on Instagram. Now, it's not like the

(02:31:31):
hip new platform, you know, right, but there's still I mean,
I know Facebook is where those people are. You got
five million on Facebook, okay. I mean they have to
remind us here all the time when we talk social media,
they're like, most of your audience is still on Facebook? Really,
because I'm on there twice a week, like barely.

Speaker 4 (02:31:54):
I'm just not.

Speaker 2 (02:31:55):
I'm like, that's where our people are. I mean, cool,
you know, I'll go on there a couple times a
week and just make sure that I'm answering whatever messages
we might get from people. But I don't even reflexively
go to Facebook. You know, I'll be for the metal show,
I'll post playlists and things like that, and I'll go
on just to make sure that you know, because i'll

(02:32:16):
post the show. I'll post the podcast to our Facebook
page every day just to make sure it's there. But
I'm never other than our audience. I'm not going on
Facebook and engaging with things.

Speaker 9 (02:32:29):
I'll do like a happy birthday to somebody if it
shows up in my feed, and then I do like, yeah,
I'm just posting about work stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:32:39):
Not.

Speaker 2 (02:32:40):
I mean, I guess it's a good reminder for me
because there's a part of my brain that thinks that
people have moved on, moved on from Facebook. They very
much have not. It's still massive, massive people on Facebook.
I still think of it as kind of a punchline,
like when people are freaking out, that's where they're going,
probably because that still true. But I spend way more

(02:33:03):
time on Instagram than anything else. I like barely go
to Twitter anymore. I at least once a week. I
was gonna say, at least once a week, I go,
I should just delete this, like I'm not on it.
But then I'll, you know, members only, Dave, I'll send
me his kiss depeche mode porno mix I'll repost that.

(02:33:27):
But I don't know. Did you see the speaking of Twitter,
That's where I saw the photo of the decapitated Mexican mayor.
Did you see that? No? So this you thought we
had this, You thought we had political problems in the
United States. Six days into his tenure as mayor, young guy,

(02:33:48):
he was sworn in on September thirtieth. He was the
mayor of chirpan Sego, the capital of Guerrero. Mayor Alejandro
Arcos newly a mayor. I mean, you have to have
mayors and governors and things like that in Mexico. But
you want to talk about a dangerous situation when there's

(02:34:10):
cartels and there's just NonStop violence against government officials. You know,
Mexico has their first ever female president. She was just inaugurated,
and there's plenty of people who don't like her. They
don't like the fact she's a woman, they don't like
the fact that she's Jewish. She's got a lot of

(02:34:31):
things going against her. With a contingent of the population,
She's still won. But a newly elected mayor, they cut
his head off, left the body in the car and
put the head on the truck. If you're watching the
live stream, I'll show you the photo here. That's his
head on the top of a car that was nearby

(02:34:54):
where they found his body. There's the body in the
car minus the head. Yeah, it's just his body with
a blanket over it. I have to imagine law enforcement
did that and then and then they put his head
on the roof of the car, not the hood. If
the body inside, head on the roof. Yeah, they don't

(02:35:17):
screw around.

Speaker 27 (02:35:18):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (02:35:19):
Hello, who's this? Yes, who's this?

Speaker 12 (02:35:24):
Mike?

Speaker 2 (02:35:25):
Mike? Hello, thank you for holding on. Mike. What's up?
Oh yeah, no problem.

Speaker 12 (02:35:29):
Hey, first thing, you were talking about the Guardians games
and kicking her over to Tha m I'm just curious.
Why would the MMS play most of the games most
of the time, and this is the most important game
of the season by far, and they're not broadcasting it.

Speaker 2 (02:35:48):
It's it's all it's all contractual stuff and scheduling that's
above my pay grade. I know that when the Cavs
season begins, that takes precedent. Because you're not always gar
garanteed Guardian's October Baseball. We're not always here. We're not
always having to contend with those conflicts, all right, I

(02:36:10):
was as curious. I would much rather have Guardians playoff
baseball in MMS, but especially since it's just preseason Cavaliers.
But that's all. That's all above and beyond what I'm
responsible for. I don't know how all that works.

Speaker 13 (02:36:24):
Okay, fair enough.

Speaker 12 (02:36:27):
The reason I called is I see a discrepancy. I
made an observation with Bill, a great job for stepping
up after the goat passed away with Whoopsee, and nice
work you're doing with that whole thing. But I did
see a yeah, good job.

Speaker 2 (02:36:42):
So I did notice.

Speaker 12 (02:36:44):
I didn't go back through all your tapes. I see
every thing that you posted at. But Whoopse tends to
go to the treat to the right way more than
she goes to the.

Speaker 2 (02:36:54):
Treat to the left.

Speaker 12 (02:36:55):
So I'm wondering if you could.

Speaker 2 (02:36:58):
Five it's the left. Yeah, that's her last.

Speaker 12 (02:37:02):
Mike camera angle, it's right.

Speaker 13 (02:37:07):
So I'm just curious.

Speaker 12 (02:37:08):
I mean, so, if does your decision making go into
this process where you're purposely putting the team that you
may think is going to win on the right, because
so I don't know if you made that observation.

Speaker 2 (02:37:20):
What I've been doing is putting the home team on
the right, uh, just because that's usually like from my
perspective from the camera, home team goes on the right,
because that's usually how they do it. Okay, but last
week I didn't do that for the Jets game, and
if I would have, she would have gone five for five. Yeah,

(02:37:44):
but it's that's the thing I'm I'm brain uh uh
storming an idea, brainwashing brain. She's already brainwasher washing, she's
got clean, stupid little brain.

Speaker 24 (02:37:56):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (02:37:57):
But I'm trying to come up with a way to
try and get a little.

Speaker 2 (02:37:59):
Bit more random us into the picks.

Speaker 9 (02:38:01):
So I'm gonna workshop a few things this week and
so what we can do next week to try and
uh get something a little more uh you know, exciting
because it is fun, it's cute. But I wanted to
have that element of which one is she gonna pay
right now? There's that there's none of.

Speaker 2 (02:38:19):
That bottom line, is my case taking your concerns to heart.

Speaker 12 (02:38:23):
Oh that's great, Okay. I just want to make sure
everything's on the up.

Speaker 1 (02:38:27):
And level and.

Speaker 2 (02:38:30):
To make sure that it's when that comes down to you,
she doesn't really care about my money. Yeah, doesn't care.
She just wants she gets. She has two treats, and
either way, make sure she's complying with Ohio state gambling
law as Mike's concerned about. All right, thank you, Mike.
We've we've got to go now.

Speaker 18 (02:38:46):
I must leave you as the Brady bunch is on
and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 1 (02:38:53):
Get out it.

Speaker 27 (02:38:54):
Be careful of what you say, be careful way, Be
careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet. Stay light on your mental feet.

(02:39:15):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you.

Speaker 10 (02:39:21):
And on with our narratives.

Speaker 27 (02:39:25):
Remember obedience paid. And when you watch that davy screens,
remember it works both ways. You disappear in a wink.
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

(02:39:46):
Big Brother is watching you.
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