SOME OF THE ALAN COX SHOW 11/7

The Alan Cox Show

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Speaker 8 (00:44):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven double.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
U M M as.

Speaker 9 (00:58):
The city of Atlanta is a city it is. It's
it's world class restaurants and bars and a vibrant, vibrant.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Nightlife, and it's home to.

Speaker 9 (01:14):
It headquarters half a dozen multi national conglomerates. You know,
you've got the North American headquarters for Portia and Mercedes Benz,
and you've got Coca Cola. You've got half a dozen
amazing universities there. It's truly, truly Atlanta is an amazing

(01:34):
city in modern day America.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
There's also a lot of murder there.

Speaker 9 (01:40):
Just throw that in there well, including a woman who
has gone viral on TikTok for murdering four dozen oysters
on a first date at a restaurant. And she's pissed
because the guy got the bill and left her there
to pay for it. Eat a lot of money oysters.

(02:02):
That was the appetizer. That wasn't even the entree. She
sucked down forty eight oysters before the drinks came.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Homie.

Speaker 10 (02:11):
You know, I know the dude knew he was not
about to get laid after that, or he probably didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Even want to know.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Supposed to be an ad but forty eight of him.
Her PHF her pH should be all off. That's one
way to put it.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
That is the most diplomatic way you could possibly put it.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Diplomatic.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Her pH make a perl, gonna be way off.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (02:41):
This woman on TikTok said that she and a date
went to Fontaine's Oyster House in Atlanta, which a lot
of people say serves the best fing oysters in Atlanta,
and she was meeting a guy who had been really
trying to take her out for a while, so this
is their first date she finally acquiesced. So this does

(03:03):
sound like a little bit of passive aggression on her
part for sure, like a dude she didn't really want
to go out with.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
But she's like fine to them. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 9 (03:13):
So the Tuesday special is a dozen oysters for fifteen dollars,
and so she gets around to those, and then she
gets another, and then she gets so listen, all told,
it could be worse. Sixty bucks just in oysters. But
at any restaurant you go to now, even if you're
just having a normal dinner, it's gonna be like a

(03:35):
buck fifty right after entrees and drinks and everything else.
It ain't cheap. I mean, we went to a burger
join many oysters too. That's a lot of oysters. Wait,
oysters are something.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
That you binge. I feel like oysters you have like
two or three and you're good.

Speaker 10 (03:52):
I've never had oysters, but I'm assuming they're slimy, right, they.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
Are, But there's a whole thing to them, like you
put a little bit of They're not my favorite thing either,
but that Cay so often to eat.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Well because you let him. You let him slide down
your throat.

Speaker 9 (04:06):
So I think there's some subliminal advertise if she was
trying to put that.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Vibe out there.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I think she's just trying to get free oysters.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Problem.

Speaker 9 (04:12):
You get your oysters right, You got a little bit
of lemon juice. There's tabasco you put in the middle.
A lot of people like to chase him with a beer.
Some people opt for the coke. It is Atlanta. But
she's mad because the guy split after all this. I
love that left her with the bill, and the story
has the Internet divided.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I guess he had just invited her off for.

Speaker 9 (04:36):
Drinks, and so she ordered the oysters and then ordered
an entree, and I guess he was pissed.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
But still, man, you gotta be a cool guy. You
just don't go out again, Like why would you?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't know. Yeah, he's like I I invited out
for drinks, she wanted all this stuff. It seems like
she was just trying to run up the bill on him.
I have no problem with him walking away if that
was the situation, If she was just there to try
and scam drinks and our food and like entrees off them,

(05:11):
then then yeah, that's not what they would agreed.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
On on d time.

Speaker 10 (05:15):
I'm overly accommodating when someone else initiates the date, like
I feel like it in gay law, there's no written rule,
but I feel like I feel like a gay law
whoever initiates the date should pay for it. And that
is what We've never said it, but that that's what
we've done. And if I initiated to day, I expect

(05:37):
to pay. There has been a couple of occasions where
we have, you know, split the bill.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm just like, oh, this guy does not want a
second date.

Speaker 10 (05:45):
And then he'll be like, oh, so you want to
go out a date again.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I say, we didn't go on a date the first time.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't consider that a date. A date you pay? Wow?
All right?

Speaker 10 (05:52):
Like if we're splitting the I'm saying we're splitting.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Well, here's a lady talking about it today.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I was bored now and Tom Joe takes me like,
can we meet for drinks?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
And I'm like, yeah, meet me years they got the
best forsters in Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
When the fourth one came out, he was looking at
me crazy. I'm not you invited me out? Let me eat?
These would statoes in the crab cakes.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah she got potatoes and crab cakes.

Speaker 10 (06:22):
And yeah, no, no, this is exactly what she's trying
to scam him.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
She probably wasn't even into due to be fine, saying
he going to the bathroom and they would come back
the grabbing a tail.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
That was crazy to me.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
You know, I started to think something was wrong when he.

Speaker 9 (06:40):
Was in the bathroom for thirty minutes. So, yeah, she's mad.
The whole of the source video, if you've seen it
on TikTok, is explosive laden. Of course I've given you
the PG version there, but yeah, good for him.

Speaker 10 (06:54):
Have you ever been walked out on a date, or
like walked out on on a date.

Speaker 9 (06:58):
I've been stood up. I've never had somebody walk I've
walked out on a date. Why I've it's very very
clear that this is not what we're looking for.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
And did you say it or did you say like
I'm going to the bathroom and then never come back.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
Uh no, I said, this is clearly not what's up,
and uh, let me take care of my half.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
And you have a good night. Afently had that moment
in a date where you go, yeah, this isn't gonna
be this is let's let's wrap it up. We're good,
let's enjoy elsewhere.

Speaker 10 (07:36):
I've never been walked out on on a date, but
there have been times like I thought the day was
going well.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
You know, we talk, we we.

Speaker 10 (07:44):
Enjoy eachow's company, and then afterwards I get ghosted. I'm like, wow,
Like I I probably opened my mof too, So I'm like, oh,
I'll sing you a text or whatever.

Speaker 9 (07:54):
I had a really nice night nothing like yeah. But
I feel like that's standard issue too. I mean, they're
not all going to be Homer and you don't know,
but but they didn't do anything wrong in that situation.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
People get mad about being ghosted. I love getting like
if someone just like, then I have my answer. I'm
never going to hit someone up again after If I
send a text and they don't reply, that's okay, I
got it. It's done. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. So
people are real have a tough time with rejection.

Speaker 10 (08:22):
Well, I ghost people all the time, but it's I don't.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Do what are you complaining about.

Speaker 10 (08:27):
I don't give them a date, like I just people
that talk to and they're like, oh we should hit up,
and then I just don't reply, Like and then if
they don't get the mest success on them. But I'm saying,
we go on, what's all this cloak and dagger? What's
all this bit of a coward? I don't like hurting people.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
They're still gonna hurt their feelings.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I don't get it, no, because I not even hurt
their feeling.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
But like, just be honest, like step up and be
what are you afraid of about it? Like, hey, this
isn't it. I don't know. The guest circle is really small,
and I don't want people to like.

Speaker 10 (08:58):
Me.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Word's gonna get around that you're a ghost.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I mean, if it's.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Found to do it to everybody, I just do it too.

Speaker 9 (09:02):
Like, but if it's as small as you say it is,
it would be better if you had a rep for
being candid rather than just ignoring people because somebody else
is gonna go, well, I'll mess with that guy. He
just gives people radio silence, no pun intended. But a
lot of people were kind of on this girl's side.
They were like, girl.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Can't have four drinks and forty eight oysters?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
What the hell can.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
What can she have her here?

Speaker 5 (09:27):
For?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
This poor lady.

Speaker 10 (09:31):
It was not a green light to just order whatever
you want I'll get the lobster.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Please, and then you know that she's gonna have a
terrible time on the toilet len oh God, and you
know she's already a mess too.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
If you're easily on a Tuesday night sucking down four
dozen oysters, hole.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Is at home and didn't like you just wanted to
get away.

Speaker 9 (09:50):
No about that, but I mean still like if you're
I don't know, but the general manager of the restaurant said,
this is nothing new for us.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
This is a funny sense.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
But a lot of people put away a lot of
oysters here.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I think if you go in there with like a
partner in crime, you're like, we're we are here for
the oyster special. We're gonna eat a lot of oysters.
That's one thing. But showing up for drinks and then
getting forty eight oysters as a whole nother ballgame.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
The general manager said, I had two ladies come in
and order six dozen oysters each while they were drinking
White Russians.

Speaker 10 (10:25):
Disgusting, dude, Like, I don't know that down what is
there like palace Like, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
They're not filling obviously, because it's just sliding down. It's
but what four dozen of anything is a lot? But
the not rice? Uh but like the flavor, I don't know,
I'm not like it was wings. Yeah, let's do some
Let's do a bunch of wings. Listen.

Speaker 9 (10:51):
I had four dozen. I had four dozen grains of
rice last week, and I was like, of course you did. Yeah,
they expand, Bill, they expand.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I go, four dozen fruit flies in this goddamn studio.
I killed one already. Yeah, well that's because they're so cheap.
They're a dozen for fifteen dollars. Here at I Heart Cleveland.
This is that new kind of low key FM radio sound,
kind of subdued, relaxed radio.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
All Cox Show, one semms.

Speaker 9 (11:24):
When last we left Uranus, Missouri, Mary was going through
the side show there, going through the roadside attraction. Yeah,
Midwest dudes and crocs who probably just couldn't get enough.
Those guys were probably that was probably the hardest decision
they had had to make in a long time.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Which three shirts are they going to get right? Or
shirts weren't going to get? One shot glass right?

Speaker 9 (11:50):
One collection of hilarious uranus paraphernalia were they going to
walk away with?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
So you know, that's the fudge factory. They do make fudge.
It's pretty good fudge.

Speaker 9 (12:00):
They have to, right, they can just call it the
fridge factory. They got a fudge. They got a uranus
fudge factory. And outside Indianapolis. Oh okay, So I don't
think it's a franchise. But you know, that's like the
the main part of it. And then there's this other
little part. It's that like a like a western town
where it's just like.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
One door next to each other. It looks it's fake
saloon doors. It's fake, okay, but it's a fake town.
And the size side show museum. I was like, I
got time, I got I'm a wandering here and I
go in and it's basically just a bunch of old
like comic books, and all the walls are are like
covered in like the Bearded Lady and the strong Man,

(12:37):
and one was the tattoo Girl, which I guess is
a side show attraction back then the.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
General tattoos women with tattoos.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
So that's what.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I'm a strong man like now would just be someone
that's like, have you listened to New Joe Rogan podcast?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
So when you walk in and by the way, so
I walk in and the lady behind the desk. She goes,
welcome to the side Show Museum, where you can see
the strangest things in Uranus. Right everything you buy yourself
by myself, okay, okay, and I am the only one
in here.

Speaker 9 (13:05):
Imagine that poor woman who has to say that every
is Wait a minute, that got old on day two.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Here's the thing, is it? When you walk into the
fudge factory slash general store, every single employee has to
say in unison, welcome to your rates, and then when
you leave, all of them in unison say thank you
for picking your ateus. That's every single time, Like I
was on the phone with Brian, and I.

Speaker 9 (13:30):
Haven't get a ton of heavy traffic, these people will
be saying nothing but.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
That that's all they do. I'm not individuals. Every individuals
so or like everyone I was on the phone with Brian,
I had to leave the store because every five to
ten seconds you're hearing a group of employees scream welcome
to your ainus.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
It was, it was.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I can't imagine working there, Like for as much as
people complain about their jobs, you could be working there.
So I walk into the side show Museum. The woman
welcome to the side shomuseum. You're about to see all
the strangest things in your ranus. And I'm looking around
and it's like magic sets. It's like like Michael Scott
level magic sets, you know what I mean, where it's
like put a cigarette through a quarter and a cup

(14:11):
and ball game. And so I'm looking around and I
was like, is this the actual museum? She goes, no,
the museum is behind this door. Did you want to
go back there? And I was like, well, how much
does it cost? And she's like six dollars. I was like, well,
what's back there? Because you obviously don't have like actual
sideshow freaks back there. And she goes, well, we have
like mermaids and chuop of cabras and uh. And then

(14:35):
she goes, we have mermaids, chuop ofcabras, bigfoots. I said,
those are all fake things, like you do not right,
big feets. I don't know bigfoots. I was like, none
of those things are real, and then she was like, well,
you know, they're like uh specimens, yepciens. And then she
was like, well, but we do have a lot of
real freak animals, so they'd be like two headed monkey.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
I couldn't just play along, Mary, you know they're all fake.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Two headed monkey. Listen, two headed monkey, six legged pig,
like pickled jars. You know what I'm talking about. When
they put the animals in those chooses.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
A lot of.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
That's okay. So I'm like, all right, I think I'll
go in there. But as I'm having this conversation with
women at the counter, a big lady like she's built
a lot like Bill Okay, she comes out sizable carriage,
she is covered from all visible skin, is covered in
leopard print tattoo. She walks out of the bathroom and
she looks at me and goes, want to see me
swallow a sword?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
And I was like, do you work here? Because there's
no introduction, You're not in any kind of a uniform,
like you just walk out of the bathroom. She just
walks out of the bathroom and looks at a stranger
in the face and says, do you want to see
me swallow a sword? And I kind of looked at him,
was like, do you is that something you do like?
And she was like, well, did you pay your six bucks?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
She's a plant.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Why don't she be coming out of the bathroom Because.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I have to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 9 (16:02):
Leopard covered swords. Swallowers have to defecate too. Mary, you're
a swallow sword. It gives you the runs. She good,
that's the one time you have no trouble with uranus and.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Lots of extra questions.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I said.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I was like, that's what you do. She goes, well,
did you pay your six bucks? And I was like,
I'm a gunna, like I'm going to now good, I'm too,
So I pay my money. I walk in. She's doing
something behind the counter, and I'm like kind of just
getting a feel for it, and I'm looking at all
the two headed animals and all the weird stuff that
they got, and then the lady, the leopard lady, walks

(16:34):
in and I hear her talking to two other people.
By the way, again, I'm the only person in this museum,
and she goes, Okay, come on, come on, guys, time
to round up. It's time for the show. And so
we like go over to this like little weird stage
area and she gets herself all set up. It's me
and two other young girls. But these girls are like
college as they're maybe nineteen or twenty, so three of

(16:55):
us that's it. In this entire place, and she's up
on the stage and she's going through some of those
entry level magic tricks on stage, but she's doing it
with absolutely no enthusiasm. No enthusiasm.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
In six bucks, there's.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Three of us. Okay. So she has like the fake
a silver water pitcher that she like, look, there's nothing
in it, nothing in it, right, nothing in it. She
sets it down. She does like the cup and ball trick,
where oh look it's one ball, now it's three balls,
and then she like pours water magically out of the
silver thing into a cup, like, see, it wasn't that
crazy magic that I refilled. But that's exactly how she

(17:35):
was saying it, Like, isn't this magical, enthusiast.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Fun, enthusiastic magic.

Speaker 11 (17:43):
I love?

Speaker 4 (17:44):
It's a great.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Found out.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
This is the only type of a magician I like
is one who just truly does not care, understands that
they're like, we're not going to fool you. We just
tried to sell you all of these tricks. In the
gift shop. She had one it was a metal square
and then when you shook it, it turned into a
metal circle.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Is this an older woman?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
She dude, she didn't look good. But she was probably.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
Forty five, Okay, so she wasn't like some indignant teenager
who's a part time you know, this.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Is this woman's job. Yeah, and I think she knows
that that's scream career career.

Speaker 9 (18:17):
You're right, she's probably an investor in the Uranus fudge
or something.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
So something about this when the metal piece was a circle,
something about look at your hole in uranus, and she
moved it to a square. Don't be a square, come
back to Uranus, that kind of stuff. So then she goes, Okay, everybody,
get your cameras out. Now's the time.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Here's the finality.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
She's I can't stress enough that that's exactly how she's
saying it. Okay, now's the time, guys, get your cameras out.
So we take out our cameras, her cameras out, Me
and the two young girls, three of us. We pull
on our camera and she's like spraying down her sword,
telling us all about how she's gonna do the sword,
sewing all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
So she does it.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
She puts the sword in and she swallows it, and
she like puts her hands out and then there's like
this tesla coil that sends an electric shock from the
coil to the sword, So that made me scream out
loud because I wasn't ready for that. And then we're like, wow,
well that's crazy, you know. And then she turns the
coil off, takes the sword out, and again there's only

(19:13):
three of us, and we all have cell phones in
our hands, so we can't clap or do anything. So
she takes this out the thing out, and she goes,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Please clap, so wow, and everybody filmed it.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yes, I have the video.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Man put me and the two.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Girls said please, no flash photography.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
We didn't know what to do, so we were like
we kind of just reacted the same way you react,
and like a little kid shows you a kick or something,
we're like, good job, buddy, like nice, and we're like
cause again we're not clapping. There's a three of us,
we can't really do anything. And so she she's kind
of standing there. It's so uncomfortable. It's so awkward.

Speaker 9 (19:58):
Everybody didn't do the a phone in the armpit thing
and clap just to She's not.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well no, because the young girls were so visibly uncomfortable
to even be in there. I's having a pretty good time.
So we put our phones away and we're like, good, yeah,
that's really cool. And then she goes, are there any
questions like that? And I was like, has it ever
gone wrong? Like I want to know your sword right,
I mean, not to lead you here like I knew

(20:25):
that part. I knew your life had gone wrong. I'
meant the trick itself. And she goes, well, you know
you can get a thing that's called a sword throat
where if you do it too many times, your throat
gets raw and you lose your lunch. Okay, And she
goes if like if I try to do it, like
I'm sorry, throat and she.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Goes almost like it hasn't happened to her, not yet.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
She goes, if you try to do it more than
twice in five minutes or three times in fifteen minutes,
you'll throw up. And I was like that there was
so much math. Oh that's a statistic. She knows that
from having tried it four times and fifteen minutes. I
realize that that's not okay. So I asked her. I
was like, well, how many times a day are you
doing this? Like, because they don't have set showtimes, like hey,

(21:13):
come through at noon two four and six, and that's
our show. When people and that's what she said. She goes, well,
I kind of have to do it. Whenever somebody walks in,
she goes to howl. This is the same woman, she's like,
forty five, oh, the same is the same woman doing
the magic tricks, doing the sword swallowing the leopardly the
lady who walked out of the bathroom and was like,

(21:34):
do you want to see me swallow a sword?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Like six books? I'd like to see you wash your
hands first.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Been Dressing up in any capacity has always been a fun.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Thing for me.

Speaker 9 (21:43):
Is it better to look good than to feel good?
I do believe, I think, and I think it makes
you so different. Better to look good?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I think that.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Now, how could it be better to look good if
you don't feel good?

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Because feeling good, so it matters.

Speaker 9 (21:58):
You can't always count on CAUs you can count if you.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
If you feel good, then you feel good.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
So if you if you're saying it's better to look
good than to feel good, listen, you're feeling good.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
We are all born into a losing struggle.

Speaker 9 (22:13):
Okay, granted we're advised by the faithful among us to
consider ourselves born sick but commanded to be well.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Right, we all know that.

Speaker 10 (22:21):
So when you're dressed and you look good, who cares
how you feel? Nobody cares how you feel. I care
how you look.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Disagree to a certain extent. When I am feeling bad
about myself, one thing I will do is put on
a nicer outfit or do my hair or do my makeup,
because it makes me feel better about myself.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Because you see what you can become.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Right, Like the first form of Friday we did, I
think chrystals. I think it was the first time I
wore makeup all of quarantine and I was feeling kind
of down. That was the week I had that really
bad panic attack. And then I put like the makeup
in my hair, and I like looked good and I
was like, this feels more like I'm I'm not used
to being in a fancy dress, but like doing my
makeup every day and being presentable for people made me

(23:06):
feel better.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
So Bill, do you dread formal Fridays?

Speaker 12 (23:08):
Then?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Uh, and a little bit. Yeah, it's a chore for you, Yeah,
because it's not as it throws off my routine. Now,
I like the first part of it where you get dressed,
you look nice, you go okay, I look good. But
then as soon as that's that part's over, I don't
want to be wearing this stuff anymoy really like once
the show gets going, I'd rather not be wearing it now. Again,
it's one of the things where it's not that uncomfortable.

(23:30):
I'm fine doing it and it is kind of fun,
and you know, I like participating with everybody. But it's
not one of those things where I feel like I
look better in this than I do in a hoodie.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
I like the way I look at a hoodie.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
You look better like this than you do in a hoodie.

Speaker 9 (23:44):
I don't care how you think I look. He's saying,
it's look. He's of the it's better to feel good
than look could school. Yeah, I'm the opposite.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'm somewhere in the middle where I want to be comfortable,
which is when not usually ill, where like I don't know,
some cute shoose, tight jeans, and like a little top.
That's when I'm like comfortable, but I also feel cute.
This is obviously an extreme sweatpants and a hoodie isn't
an extreme. Okay, on stage though, now you wear like
like a jacket and some jeans and nice shoes. How

(24:13):
do you feel in that? You feel less?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Those jackets that I wear are more comfortable than suit cool?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
No, No, I know, but I'm saying compared to like
to like sweats. Do you feel like you look better
in sweats than jacket jeans?

Speaker 12 (24:25):
Better?

Speaker 4 (24:26):
I said, But I'm more comfortable in the sweats. You
feel better. I feel better like jeans.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
That is a very interesting take. I don't think i've
ever heard anybody say that before.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
They would rather wear sweatpants.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
No, no, everybody would rather wear sweatpants and jeans, but they
that's they feel better.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:44):
To me, it's more fun to dress up when you
don't have to do it every day. When I was
in and that's a part of it too, you know,
I just doing this today. It's fine when I had
to wear a tie. There was a short period before
I came to Cleveland where I had to wear a
tie every day because I was in sales, and I
was like, oh my god, I realized how spoiled I was.
You know, even when I was when I wasn't doing that,
I would still see the guys walking downtown suit briefcase.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
I was like, Oh my god, can you imagine that
every day?

Speaker 9 (25:11):
And when I had to do it, I was like, oh,
you know, so when you get to do it recreationally,
it's great when you choose to do it. When you
have to do it every day, it would lose its
luster quickly, just like it did in Catholic school.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Right, grab a jacket, grab a tie.

Speaker 9 (25:26):
Who cares when you get to put something together because
you have an event, You're doing this dynamite dressing up.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
It's my favorite part of events. One of the biggest
reasons I like going to events is because I like
seeing everybody dressed up. When I see people putting effort
into the way that they look, it makes me happy.
I think people look better, they feel well, not everybody
feels better, and then I feel like people's moods are
elevated when they are more presentable.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Bill I guarantee.

Speaker 9 (25:55):
In the age of ath leisure, yeah, you could absolutely
get a suit made of sweat pant material.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, they had those out there, but I don't wear
them enough that I would want to even do that,
because I'd rather just wear the sweatpant because then you
still have to try and make it look like a
regular suit, and I don't want to do that. That's
kind of the sun part is I just want I
just want to wear the clothes that I want to wear.
And again today, like I bought a new shirt and
tie for this, I bought a shirt and tie last
week to wear, like, I don't mind getting dressed up

(26:24):
for this because it is kind of fun.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
It is, you know, it's mixing it up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
But I like wearing comfortable clothes. I've always liked wearing
comfortable clothes. And I don't understand how as a society
we go out of our way to be uncomfortable just
to try and impress other people.

Speaker 13 (26:40):
It's very strange to look presentable, to look like decided
to give a crap.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
You're just did You're just hanging out in sweatpants all
the time. You look to shelve disheveled or dishelved, dishoveled,
dishoveled like you look like you don't care, Like what's the.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Will we decided?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Because that's what you look like?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
You think? Think if the way I dress every day
when I come in here, you think I dress like
I don't care?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yes, I think constantly wearing sweatpants in a hoodie is
showing a lack of motivation.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Well, we also have jobs that allow us to do that, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
But that's why I mean, we're very different in this point.
I make a point to wear jeans when I come
in here, because.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
How are jeans so much more showing I care more?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Because you had to at least zip them. You had
to pull them up, zip them and button them. You
put a little bit of effort into it. You could
have just gotten out of the bed and the clothes
you were wearing the.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Night before, but I didn't. I don't sleep in the
clothes that I wear here. There clean clothes that I
wear every time that I come from.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
You ask my opinion. I think that's what pants look
lazy if you go I mean, I'm not saying I
never do it. I'm not saying I never go out
in sweatpants. I do all the time. Leggings. At least
they're tight, at least they can look somewhat nicer, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (27:52):
I do still have a bit of that Catholic school
thing in me where I can't go. First of all,
I don't have sweatpants. I need to make myself know
to get some sweat I would not go to the
store in sweatpants, right, I'm always wearing jeans. So it's
like there's probably a little bit of that kind of
Catholic school thing, always kind of when they're working in
the back of your brain.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
We talked about this with are you is Mine for Gold?
Is that why you're wearing jeans? Jeans are the pants
of forty nine ers of the dungarees. I've got my
dungarees on Alan.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
I'm with Bill. I dread dressing up. Hoodies are my
automatic go to. Feeling better is more important than looking better.
Thank you other slovenly person. I'm much more productive when
I am comfortable.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Also true, I don't think that it's uh.

Speaker 9 (28:41):
You guys have a ska band vibe today and it
works less than Allen Real, Bill Fish, street Light, Meryfesto
and the Mighty Mighty Cake Tones. There you go, let's
the impression in there and I get in the afterlife,
you will be with a serious drive.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
So if you walk to new room, So you walk
into a comedy show or a concert and everybody's in
sweatpants and T shirts. No girl has makeup on guys
are just in dirty mow in the lawn shoes.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
There's a difference between dirty because I don't wear dirty clothes.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Okay, fine, regular shoes, regular shoes, sweatpants, T shirts.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Shoes, very serious.

Speaker 9 (29:16):
Actually well, And people point out Bill always looks great
because he coordinates his hoodie with his hat and shoes.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
That's fine, right, yeah, coordinate like John.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Witherspoon and Boom right now, coordinate mushroom meltain, Boom mushroom coat, be.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Late great, John Witherspoon, Yep.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
I like to do it that way. But yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I don't look at the audience and say I actually
would rather them look comfortable, because when I see them
all dressed up like that, I feel like they're going
to be tight.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I feel like they're going to be like a corporate
crown wear. Comedy shows not the right when you go
to dinner. If you went to dinner with your girlfriend
and everybody was just kind of looked like they just
roll and.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
They don't think where if they're happy wearing what they're wearing,
and they're they all just look kind of how I'm
not going to look at them.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I'm not saying I don't want people to be happy.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I know, but I don't look at people and go, well,
I can't believe they're wearing that.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
I look at them and go, I'm DoD.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
You're mistaking what I'm saying, or maybe I'm not saying
it in the right way. I'm not saying that you
should not be comfortable. I'm saying I think, as a
functioning member of society, you should put a little effort
into the way that you look.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I'm not that functioning. I don't like participating in society
that way.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
You're a grown adult man.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
People.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
People hear about the grown adult man function.

Speaker 9 (30:38):
We are all in a line of work that has
we are rewarded for our stunted adolescents in a way
right suspended adolescens, And it kind of depends.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I'm more with you.

Speaker 9 (30:48):
Listen, when I used to do stand up, when that
was what I did, I wore a suit for any
paying job. If I was doing an open mic. Obviously
I'm not dressing up, but I wore a suit. I
was just old school. I'm like, I just liked it.
It made me feel better to be dressed.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I don't know why it feels to it feels disrespectful.
To other people to show up looking like that. Like
when you're out in public and you're at a dinner
or you're doing something, I feel like you're like, your
time wasn't worth me.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Getting ready for But I got ready.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Not today, I'm saying in general.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
But I'm saying in general when I put on that
hoodie and sweatpants, I got ready.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (31:26):
But also I think you're you're pinning him as like
he's not going to. I've gone to weddings with Billy
came to my wedding.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
You know, he's in a coat and a tie.

Speaker 9 (31:35):
It's like he's not going to Like I would understanding.
I would have preferred wearing sweatpants to your wedding. You
could have worn I could have danced so much more.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
There was so dressed.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
God, I feel And I also don't want to sound
hypocritical because everyone's going in shower for three days. I
didn't go anywhere. I didn't do anything. I stayed in
my apartment and watch TV. That's why being in your
house shocker.

Speaker 9 (31:53):
By the way, if you missed yesterday show, Mary did
not shower for three.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Days, so you turned to make up all uncomfortable.

Speaker 14 (32:01):
Crowds it's weird, it's not right, not cool, And.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
There's plenty more where that came from.

Speaker 10 (32:06):
Back to the Alan Gox Show on one hundred point
seven WMMS.

Speaker 9 (32:11):
Another casualty of COVID nineteen is there is a huge
doctor pepper shortage.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
You know, my sister's been drinking doctor pepper like crazy.

Speaker 10 (32:19):
Stop, she's depleting our national reserves.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Baby likes it. She's a little that her eyes. The
baby likes it. Yeah, baby likes it. Her baby.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
She's given the baby doctor pepper.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
She's eighteen months.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, this is gonna work out great anyway where.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
It's all going. The baby's addicted now, oh cool, she's
she's a robber.

Speaker 9 (32:40):
Yeah, okay, So she wants she wants her to be
forty pounds by her first birthday.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yes, good, eighteen months so by her second birthday. We're
really aiming first, okay.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
AnyWho uh yeah, doctor pepper to give babies soda. Pardon me?
Is that is that her legitimate question? I'm just you're
the one that has a baby.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
I have.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I have a four year old, right, but you she
was a baby at one point, right. My kids are
my step kids, so I was not around for that.
So I'm just asking.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I don't think there's anything give a baby a little
bit of pop, it's not all. They give it to
her in a bottle and she drinks it every night
before bed. It's like, if you give a baby a
sip of pop, it's not a big deal. Okay, you
don't think so my daughter's never had pop at four
years old?

Speaker 6 (33:21):
Nope?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
How do you know that? For sure?

Speaker 9 (33:23):
She's around us all the time, and anyone who's ever
offered her any we've said no, thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Trust me. The fact that I drink.

Speaker 10 (33:31):
Mountain dew occasionally, uh, I'm not proud of that.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
So how I didn't grow up with pop? So I've
I come from a very it's not good for you. Well, no,
I was a baby, an eighteen month old.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Again, it's like a sip, a little baby, tiny sip.
It's not like she's getting it out because it's delicious.

Speaker 10 (33:51):
So no kid's gonna go ugh, They're gonna go right,
need more crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
My niece would drink Lacroix like that, Like my sister
would give her a look and she would flip out
because she thought it was so good. And then eventually
she got a little bit of pop. But yeah, they
don't really drink pop either. But it was funny to
watch a two year old be like, give me that,
like she'd grab it with that. So how old don't give?

Speaker 4 (34:15):
You don't get me wrong.

Speaker 9 (34:15):
From all the stories you've told us, given an eighteen
month old Dr pepper is extremely on brand.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, Wait, what is that supposed to mean?

Speaker 4 (34:23):
You grew up in like a horder. You said you're
white trash.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
So giving children pop as a wife eighteen.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Month old doctor pepper.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Okay, now you're making it sound like the baby's drinking
a two leader of doctor pepper. I think people give that.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
I didn't say that. You said my sister gives her
eighteen month old dr pepper.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I think that it's pretty common for people to give
their kids a sip of whatever their drinking. Yes, that's
why there's.

Speaker 10 (34:45):
A bunch of fat kids walking around because I start
to get Dr pepper eighteen months You're right.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Okay, look around sometime.

Speaker 10 (34:52):
Dr Pepper is gonna make your kid fat, but it
makes them want it all the time.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
You're the parent. Don't give it to them all the time.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Don't give it two them at all. Again, I'm not
telling her what to do.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I don't think giving a child pop is a white
trash thing. Well when you, I think that that's a
pretty common thing in America in general.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Okay, it can be just trash. It doesn't have to
be just.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Waking am am. I speaking from a very minded point
of view. Okay, the kids, when you first gave them pop?

Speaker 9 (35:23):
I never gave them pop. I don't know what their
mom did. They were how old?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I mean, they were a little when we split up.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
I was with them until my son was four.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Never give them pop.

Speaker 9 (35:39):
I did not give them pop, and I'm pretty sure
that their mom didn't either. We weren't a pop family.
I didn't grow up in a pop family. She didn't either.
They're grown kids now, so obviously, so I would have
to literally ask them, when's the first time you guys
ever had pop?

Speaker 4 (35:53):
It was probably like a friend's birthday party or something.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Right, So, okay, what about in that scenario you guys
are at a pizza party.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
There's no doesn't get here's what I'm saying. Right, We've
all seen the cart at Walmart in there sucking on
I remember seeing this woman that her baby had a
bottle of like blue drink yes, And I was like,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
I agree with you, but I don't think that giving
your kid a sip of your pop is a big deal.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I'm playing with you a little bit.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Oh, I was just surprised that you said my sister
gave her eighteen month old doctor pepper. All right, but
she's not giving her a can.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
That's a sip. She's drinking after pepper and gives her
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Baby likes yeah pop, right, but that's not a shock.

Speaker 10 (36:37):
Everybody on the planet likes sugar injected directly into their face.

Speaker 12 (36:42):
Right.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
There's a video of a baby trying coke for the
first time and she was bleeding. No, she not cook
She's takes a sip and like her head like goes
back and she's just like whoa.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
It's pretty funny. But there's caffeine there.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, it's a sip, Allen. I'm just saying, a sip
of pop might have what half a milligram of caffeine
in it. Entire bottle of Dutch my brothers forty milligrams.

Speaker 13 (37:10):
Why did she do it? Baby's there, takes a sip,
Baby's there, Baby grabs whatever your sister's got.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
In her hand.

Speaker 10 (37:16):
Baby grabs for corn dog. Here you go, eighteen months?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, okay, the baby eats whatever everybody else is eating.
Cool also in eighteen months if she's still a baby.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Cool boring on toddler.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
You only fed your kid's organic homemade baby food until
they were five years old.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I wasn't. So you're getting all defensive.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I am getting defensive. Why thing to do?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Okay, you're right, No, no science says that's a corn dog.

Speaker 10 (37:42):
We're going in a bunch of different directions here. I'm
still on doctor pepperck. Okay, does she have teeth?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
How many? I don't know? Six?

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Six?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Idea?

Speaker 4 (37:51):
All right, she's got four good ones and two yellows. Yeah, listen,
not my circus, not my monkeys. Right, So whatever you
want to do. I was just surprised.

Speaker 9 (38:01):
You took me by surprise when you said my sister
her eighteen month.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
You told me feel like that's you could never even
fathom doing that. You told me I didn't ask you.
I know, I was seeing it as a funny at side.
Oh baby likes doctor Pepper, and then deserted me.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Those words don't sound weird coming out of your mind.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
It's a funny thing to say, is it true? Sure
the baby gets a.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Sip of Dr.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Pepper every now and then, like pepper, baby likes. Yeah,
okay's so sweet, so sweet.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
It's the sweet one. And this whole conversation is stupid.

Speaker 9 (38:40):
Of course, babies choose RC Cola, oh Royal Crown. Yeah, listen,
whatever you want to do, Do whatever you want to do.
I was just surprised. I was just surprised.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
This is the little baby that tries uh yeah, I've
seen it.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
For the first time she goes.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I don't think it's as uncommon as your reaction yielded.
I don't think it's that I think, but there are
a lot of.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Kids walking around d yeah, right, but.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Having one sick, Like there's a difference between a sip
and just giving your kid a pop.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Or giving them a like you said, filling their bottle
with mount dew.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
And I guess all I'm saying is why even start that.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
I don't that.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I don't know, okay, like you said, I don't know where.
I went over there on Tuesday night for tacos, and
I watched my sister give the baby a sip.

Speaker 13 (39:30):
Of pop from a can or a bottle or what
a bottle like it's like a yeah, yeah, you just
surprised me. That's all okay or whatever.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
It's her kid, you I understand, Yeah, you just reacted
like I was like, I don't know, the baby never
wears clothes, naked jine everywhere, like guess that like.

Speaker 9 (39:49):
You No, no, I just you just I already said it.
You took me by surprise. My sister gave her baby
some doctor pepper eighteen months still. I mean yeah, but
it's not like again, all right.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Just go so good with the cigarettes, right, what do
you think they're watering down the meth?

Speaker 9 (40:09):
With watering down the meth? Nobody likes dry masks water
meth water back here you go. Hey, who's this?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Hello? Hello, Yes, I'm talking to you.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Hello, Yeah, what's up? Who's this? Oh?

Speaker 7 (40:26):
Sorry? This is Scott from Deerfield.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Hi, Scott, Hi, first time called her.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
Thanks mast of the show every day.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I'm away on for work. You guys are talking about
like kids.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
And and I have a twelve year old, an eight
year old, and a four year.

Speaker 15 (40:44):
Old, and none of which have had pop either, at
least in my household.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
My twelve year old Elizabeth, my ex and she gets
whatever she wants over there.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
But the only.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
Time I've given them pop was like ginger and they're sick.
But I mean, I agree.

Speaker 16 (41:02):
With you, Alan, I think it's kind of.

Speaker 10 (41:05):
No.

Speaker 14 (41:05):
No.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I mean what you're saying, like, why start them on
something you know that they're going to like? I get that,
and then it's a fighter if you don't want them
having I get it. I'm not defending doctor Pepper's being healthy.
Although those old people who are like I drink doctor
Pepper every day and they're nine hundred and four whatever.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Yeah, they got hooked at eighteen months.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
See, you don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I mean, it's about what the corporations want, and they
want you to drink doctor Pepper. So start them young.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Would you feel better if it was diet doctor Pepper?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
It's diet?

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Look at that kid?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Calories?

Speaker 17 (41:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Man?

Speaker 18 (41:42):
Hello, Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
What's up? Man? Who's this?

Speaker 12 (41:47):
Mike?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I Mike.

Speaker 18 (41:49):
I cannot believe that she gave that baby doctor pepper.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
My god, I think Mike's trolling, you know, Yeah, I
am not.

Speaker 18 (41:55):
I have four kids myself, and last year I made
the mistake of giving my daughters soda and now they
have seven cavities, but one of them does that least.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
These teeth are gonna fallow it anyway.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
These are milk teeth. Yeah, okay, thank you, Mike.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I appreciate it. Now listen.

Speaker 10 (42:15):
I mean, you know, I think if you were to
ask a doctor, should I give my eighteen month old
doctor pepper?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
There's a lot of things that people do that they're
not supposed to do based on what a doctor would say.
Should I park my kid in front of a TV
and let Sesame Street teach it? Should I give my
two year old a tablet? No, there's a lot of
things that people shouldn't do right. Same Street is not
the same as doctor Pepper. You do on letting the
television false equivalency. I'm saying people who will just set

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their kid in front of the TV for hours at
a time, that's just as unhealthy.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
There's so many ways to ruin care there really are.
Not try and narrow it down to which ones worse
than the other and just let everybody ruin their children
in their own way, because even just taking your kid
to church can cause scars that last a lifetime.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
How do you oh, I have a hunch.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
All he got a trigger kid?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Like a dog.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Give him water and don't let him back at the table. Okay,
that's some of some happy kids.

Speaker 9 (43:11):
Yeah, yeah, picturing Mary's niece like Forrest Gump at the
White House slamming doctor.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
I don't remember that part of the movie.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
That's the first thing I thought of this story came
out is he's like, he's an All American. So he
gets to go meet John F. Kennedy and he's like,
I was hungry, but I was thirsty and I almost
dreamping about thirteen doctor Peppers. And then he's waiting in
line to shake the President's hand and he's doing like
the peepe dance and then he gets up and was like,
how do you feel? He's like, I got a pee

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and he's like I believe he said he has to pee.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
But it's like really cool technology that they used in
whatever was in ninety four ninety five when that movie
came out.

Speaker 10 (43:50):
Well, it's like Zell like the Woody Allen movie where
he's in all this historical parts of whatever.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, and they put him in there and it's like
real footage of John F. Kennedy. So it's cool.

Speaker 9 (44:01):
Hey, Ellen, tell Mary to have a sip of beer.
Not gonna do anything right, that's a little different. I
mean she's got a problem.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
The baby didn't ruin her life because of doctor Pepper.
I don't know yet. Actually parcel the red wine. She's
not feed the baby alcohol. And that's to put that
as a discloser discloser disclaimer whatever.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
I'm giving her the Doctor Pepper to get her off.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
To merlow baby stead lay off.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
She likes to mix together.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Now, wine and coke.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
That's a baby h me.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
It's like an Italian watch you might call it, right,
red wine and coke, delicious coke, watching the stream and
drinking the coke watching the stream. Okay, listen anyway, there's
a doctor Pepper shortage, so tell her if nothing else,
to prepare that kid to be severely disappointed. Just getting

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Doctor Thunder. Yeah, Amn, moon missed and Doctor Thunder.

Speaker 9 (45:03):
Mister PIB doesn't hit the same way. Yeah, because of
increased demand. Why there's increased demand for doctor Pepper.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
They said they've seen sales consistently go up over the
last four years.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Doctor Pepper. There's a shortage now the.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Wildcrafts are advertising it.

Speaker 10 (45:24):
Yeah, it's the same company that owns the crrig.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
It's called Carrig.

Speaker 10 (45:28):
Doctor Pepper is the company now, oh really the Kurig
coffee things or whatever.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, Doctor Pepper's own company. It's not part of.

Speaker 9 (45:37):
AnyWho. Okay, there you go. So if you're a fan
of Doctor Pepper, there is a shortage, go and snatch
some up. Go get some for it's all gone. If
you want to be a Pepper, I'm up peppery pepper.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Drink Doctor Pepper.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Don't you know? It's the original.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Taste that I love soap, and the taste is making tapers.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
Everywhere I go there's.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Green and tapers eating.

Speaker 8 (46:08):
Faber's choir fa fapers waiting should I to be?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
There's wanning fats spanning.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
God, commercials are so annoying.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Back then, my sister brought me a coffee in the break.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
And I told her.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
I was like, realisten yes, because she works right over here,
so it's on her way home.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
She just grabbed for h huh.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
And I was like, real, listen to the show and
all She's like no. I was like okay, well, and
I like explained to her is.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Something I shouldn't have done.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I was like, I might have cattle that you gave
the baby pop? And I was like, Alan, call this
white trash, and she goes, oh, yeah, this is super
white trashing to do. I was like, really, like, I
don't again, that's who I grew up with, who I'm
surrounded by other families in this, you know, same neighborhood,
so I don't know. I put a pull on my
story asking if you drank pop or gave your kid pole.
She just told you what I told you. But I'm

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the dick. You're right, I'm the bad guy. You're not
the bad girl.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
What do you want to know?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
I want to know if other people had pop before.
I felt like six under six is a little kid.
You're skirting the issue. I put that was eighteen months old.
I put that on the story. I was completely up
front that you were appalled.

Speaker 10 (47:12):
That is an eighteen Oh you're asking them the wrong question.
You're asking them, hey, who did this?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
No, I said, do you give your kids? Possible give
you or did you have pop?

Speaker 4 (47:20):
If you don't have kids? I see, But she she.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Immediately was like, oh yeah, superboy tracked.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yes. I wasn't making it up.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
I wasn't I'm trying to put.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
A stick in I wouldn't be mad if you were.
I was just like, I guess it's very defensive. I
guess I didn't think it was that uncommon. I didn't
think that was a crazy thing that people did.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Right, especially in the age of fast food, where you
get a kid a happy meal and they don't even
have I mean, now they have options, but.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Like when I was a kid, didn't have milk. Yeah,
you get like high see.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Or sprite is what we'd always get.

Speaker 10 (47:54):
Yes, sprite, Yeah right, but you weren't eighteen months.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
I'm saying, I can't remember the first time I had pop,
but I know that I've had pop my whole happy meal.

Speaker 9 (48:03):
Now you're like there, you get apple juice, chocolate, milk, water,
even swap out fries for fruit.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
That's what you can never do.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
That When what shoul we do with our daughter apple
slices for fries?

Speaker 9 (48:15):
Yeah, I say, add, keep the fries.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I'll eat the fries, She'll get the apple slices.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
I'm calling about the baby drinking sodas.

Speaker 15 (48:27):
That is discussing the mother spent months making human.

Speaker 11 (48:31):
Life and it gives them poison.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Might as well have them like a cigarette off the road.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
That's extremely White tracked.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Okay, again, I need to reiterate.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Always like the mother was just making.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
She spent precious Yes.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
He's coming at it from a different angle altogether.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Again reiterating, it's not a bottleful of pop. It's not
a can of pop. My sister had a doctor pepper,
gave the baby a sip. I witnessed a sip. I
assume it probably happens. I don't know from time to time.
From time to time. It's not like the baby's going
to bed every night with a bottle of doctor pepper. Okay,
I thought that was way common. I still kind of do,

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but apparently with everyone calling and texting, I'm wrong.

Speaker 9 (49:15):
But there's a difference between it being common and it
being good.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I'm sure that terrible. Okay, that's not my point. I
know that that's I'm not arguing that it's uncommon. So
we're both just sorry.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
I agree with you. I think there are a lot
of people doing that. Yeah, I think there's a lot
of people doing more than just giving them a sip too.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah, Like there's a lot of people that are just like,
oh yeah, like one one and a half, they're like, she.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Likes it, and it keeps her quiet, so I give
her dr pepper.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
It keeps her quiet.

Speaker 10 (49:45):
You stop giving her doctor pepper and then she's screaming.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Until the sugar takes it.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Right.

Speaker 8 (49:52):
Yeah, hello, yo, man yo, I wanted to chime in
about the pop thing.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I got a two year old funny story.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Okay, you're on right, Yeah, telling us the story. I
gotta fundy. This is this is people don't know. This
is called This is called suspense. He's leaving us in suspense.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
He's building up.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Say hell, till my.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Off right now, I'm more.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I want to let you go. Thank you. I didn't
care anymore. Hello.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Who's this?

Speaker 7 (50:34):
Yeah, hey everybody, it's Scott.

Speaker 19 (50:35):
How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Oh super Scott? How are you?

Speaker 7 (50:38):
I'm not so bad?

Speaker 10 (50:39):
Super Scott, if I recall correctly, is also a South Paul,
so we're both celebrating international left hander's day.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (50:46):
The left hand is the one that he uh pays
the woman with the right hand is the one with
which he fondles her.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Am I correcting that?

Speaker 20 (50:55):
Almost?

Speaker 1 (50:55):
I typically leave the money on the dresser and then
use both hands on the girl.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Yeah, that's how you do it, But.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
No, I just want to stick up for a great sister,
because I mean my mom started.

Speaker 9 (51:12):
Okay, thank you, Scott, he's cutting out. But how do
you feel about stripper Scott being the guy to come
to your defense.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
To him, I didn't screw him up.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Whatever.

Speaker 10 (51:28):
This is why you're never gonna have kids?

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Why because I give him a sip of pop?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
No?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
No, no, because who needs this hassle?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Nobody?

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Who needs this kind of scrutiny? I don't know one. Wait,
so now you're saying she's not gonna have kids.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
I'm saying she's not gonna have.

Speaker 9 (51:45):
Because I think you need to be cheered up.

Speaker 10 (51:49):
But I'm gonna play along with you not having kids
because it cheers you up.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Right, Because I.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Don't need you telling me how to raise my baby.

Speaker 9 (51:57):
That's right, nobody does, Alan. I love this show, love
you guys. But when Mary said that the baby has pop,
it made my blood boil. My god, even a sip
is horrible.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
It's not a sip of pop is not going to
ruin a child. Just reading they welcome to the Center
for the potentially entertaining The.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Allan Cox Show.

Speaker 10 (52:22):
On one hundred point seven, dommas.

Speaker 9 (52:26):
Alan the conspiracy theory that I adhere too, because everybody's
got one. Is the lady with the Obama phones. That's
an old one, Remember the lady with the Obama phones.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
No, that's just how white folks will do you. It
was a lady.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
It was running around and saying that the people are
running around buck naked.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Wasn't that the Obama phone lady? Yeah? I was running, yeah,
running things clever. You'll walk offide button lecky, you look Cleveland,
say you'd write somebody because you're button naked.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
The police is running it all right.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
I think that's the Obama phone lady.

Speaker 9 (53:10):
See, like everybody got Obama phone.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Obama phone.

Speaker 9 (53:17):
That's the hardest musical instrument to learn, by the way,
a lot of people think it's the harp or the
French horn.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
It is the Obama phone.

Speaker 9 (53:25):
And boy, it's got more buttons than you've got fingers.
You really need to know your way around of that thing.
But once you can master that instrument, you can get
such a mollifluous tone from it that your life will
never be the same.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I mean that's not super uncommon. There's a ton of
keys on a piano, not that many, how many, Well,
there's more than.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I feel like, I know this, They're not one hundred
and one.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Idiot, one hundred and one?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
How gonnase it?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
What? What?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
You know? I do know?

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Yep, tell me, tell me how many keys are on
a piano?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
From all my years in classical music training should come
back to me.

Speaker 9 (54:13):
When she was younger, they called Mary lil Beethoven. She
was the Mozart of Berea, if you recall, but they
were referring to the Saint Bernard, Oh lil Beethoven. Was
that I see there are eighty eight keys?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Bill Head?

Speaker 9 (54:31):
Of course that's why people think that pianos were invented
by Hitler.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Of course, yeah, eighty eight.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
A thousand years before he was born.

Speaker 9 (54:40):
Uh huh, that's right, doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I took piano lessons when I was a kid, and
it's one of the things that I really wish I
had stuck with.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
I've been serious.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah, fourth or fifth grade.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
No, I didn't know if the I wish I No.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I really did.

Speaker 9 (55:01):
I wish I could I could play piano or what else?
Is something you wish you had stuck with? You said,
It's one of the things I wish I had stuck with.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
My diet piano. If I just learned to play that piano.

Speaker 12 (55:18):
M hm.

Speaker 9 (55:19):
Well, I grew up with a piano in our house,
but the only person who played it was my dad.
It was a it was a birthday gift one year
from my mom to my dad, and he would play it.
But I was I was playing the drums. I was
never interested in learning how to play the piano.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
He had a piano and it took lessons. I was,
you know, learning. And then when I was in the
Philippines is a missionary, the churches all had pianos in them,
so I would spend time playing then too. So I
I can read music. I can play a little bit,
but I can't like you know, like I can read
the music and hit the keys and I yeah, Loue

(55:57):
Green Green like a player piano with them all just
knowing where like I don't need the colors. I can
just I know where the keys are. It would take
a few minutes to kind of re fresh my memory.
But I think I could play a little bo peep
or something. Yeah, I was gonna say, my little daughters, Yeah,
I can't play Mary had a little lamb.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
I guess that's the same thing. But my older daughter
has taught her.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
I can plays I can play Twinkle Trink a Little Star,
but I cannot play Mary had a little lamb.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Can't do it too much.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Ellen's a little tough. That's a little faster.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Brian tried to teach me the drums last week when
we were in well, not teach me the drums. When
we were in Guitar Center and he was buying a
couple of new symbols and they have you know, they
have a kid there, and I was like, all right,
what do I need to start? And he was like, okay,
with with your left hand, count to four right or
was my right hand on this symbol, and then on
the left hand on this drum, you're going to hit
it on every second one, and then on every fourth

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one you're going to.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Use your foot.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
I was like, it was one of my brain could
not compute using three lambs at different like one, two, three, four.

Speaker 9 (57:02):
Well, he might have made it unnecessarily complicated though, because
I would have told you to start with four on
the floor.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Well, he said, start with four on the symbol if
I'm sitting on it. The symbol that claimed high hat
high hack.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Yeah, you had high hacked. Now hit the high hack.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Yeah, right, So the high hack was then.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
The mask symbol.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
It was then one, two three four on the high
hack on two, three, four, and on every four I
was supposed to kick the drum one two three, kick
and hit at the same time. Well, no, that we
practiced that, No, two and four.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Just one.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
He was only given it to me one at a time, Oh, okay, one,
not one idea at a time, okay.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
And then on to start with your I don't know
play the way he taught you to play.

Speaker 9 (57:49):
Obviously, everybody does different things. I guess I would have started.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
You with four on the kick drum, well, and then
on to beat the high hack was the beat, that's
all okay, And then the twos were the drum under.

Speaker 9 (58:03):
The high hack, the two and the four. Well, okay,
your kick drum or your bas drum, right, yeah. I
would have said start with you know, one, two three four,
one two three four, just quarter notes to start you off.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (58:17):
Now while you're doing your kick drum, you're also hitting
your high hat.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Yeah, one, two three four all right.

Speaker 9 (58:24):
Sure, Now you're inserting the snare drum on two and four. Okay,
you're going one two, three, four one two. Well, it
was not starting on the high hat. That's an interesting
that's an interesting way to go about it.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Well, it was fours on the high hack.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
You're killing me.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
I have never called it a high hat. Not one
time I caught a high hack. I didn't in guitar center,
and I thought he was gonna leave me.

Speaker 9 (58:52):
That's why Brian keeps his hair so short, because he
would pull it out otherwise.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
So fours on the high hack, twos on the is
that the snare under the high is your middle drum
there yet twos on that and then fours on the kick,
and I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I
tried for probably I'd say I gave it at least
a solid five minutes of trying to do it before
I'm like, this is the hardest thing.

Speaker 9 (59:16):
I best fundamental, Yeah, but still you were just starting
to do I mean, but like trying.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
It the time one two you have to do it
so much the second nature. But then because I kept
pausing because my brain was.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Like, oh wait, I do well, And that's the thing
is you have to make it second nature. I actually
just got a uh like learn to sing app Okay.
So now I'm just sitting at home by myself, learning
to learning to sing. My dog's like, what are you doing?
And I'm just like, I'm singing Aladdin? All right. It's

(59:50):
a song, I know, yeah, and I can hit some
of the notes and I'm trying to figure it out
and like I got the timing, but the notes, which
is more important.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
It's a little pitchy there, dog, it's very very pitchy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
But see in this place with a new set of
eyes can make you feel loude are you better than
this guy? In this un.

Speaker 9 (01:00:16):
I'm premiering these guys on two hours at midnight on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Oh, I can't wait. Lead and reaches out, well, listen,
I'm not good yet, but I'm going to work at
it and see if i can make improvement.

Speaker 9 (01:00:29):
Boy, you're gonna come in here at some point you're
gonna be like a legit crooner.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
I mean, that's the goal, to actually carry a tune, right,
And it's just it's just like a nice little hobby.

Speaker 9 (01:00:56):
Until Michael Bolton started was fronting a band called Black Sabbath,
and then they were like this, I don't know what
this guy's doing. Then through Ozzy Osbourne in there and
the rest is his history. Michael Bolton, though, had a
he did just fine after he left Black Sabbath.

Speaker 10 (01:01:09):
Another conspiracy theory, Ozzy Osbourne really didn't do drugs. It
was all just to make his It was all just
to make it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Now he's just doing Parkinson's drugs.

Speaker 10 (01:01:19):
It was a leader started to make him give him
a rock star image, because there's no way he could
have lived that long with his many drugs as he
was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Hmmm, all right, yep.

Speaker 9 (01:01:28):
Alan pianos have eighty eight keys and Ohio has eighty
eight counties from Interesting, Now you've nailed something down.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
And how many of those keys are black?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
How many? Is it evenly split? Is it forty four white?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
There's less black ones?

Speaker 9 (01:01:50):
See the bounc It's right, it's of course there are
few were black keys. I mean two of them are
from Akron and there I am black white keys.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
They're white guys, they are black keys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Oh my god, thirty six black keys. Wow, let's see
if there's thirty six counties after your call them black keys?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Oh god?

Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
Hey, If Wesley Willis can learn to play the piano,
anyone can learn how to play the piano, the late
great Wesley.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Yeah, take your pick up looking like an assholes.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
He can do it?

Speaker 9 (01:02:46):
Sure, every song sounds exactly the same, but you know,
here's Mary playing the high hack. We were all promised
the Dippin' Dots was going to be the ice cream
of the future. And guess what, Well, it's the future.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Well they didn't specify how far into the future tomorrow
is the future? Correct, but they could They could have right,
they could have said ice cream of the future twenty two,
twenty nine.

Speaker 9 (01:03:12):
It's going to take them one hundred years to get
dippin Dots off the ground. They've already been around for
twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
It's up to the ground. Man, I was listening.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
I went to the baseball game on Saturday, and there
were huge lines for the dipping So dippin Dots is
off the ground, it's just the way you get them
is still.

Speaker 9 (01:03:28):
Huge lines at the ball game, at the Indians game
for huge lines for dippin' dots.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Yes, I find huge.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Anywhere you go. I'm talking about ten people, more than
ten people.

Speaker 9 (01:03:36):
Would you stand, I know you like them, powercag Would
you stand in a ten person line to get them?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:03:41):
And they was sold out of a bunch of flavors too,
Like it's not like they have to like scoop or
like there is not a lot of the absolutely have
to scoop I'm saying, but it's not a lot of
trouble to get the things out. A lot of them
are already like you know, well soon they're just selling
little pre made cups.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
No they have like they have.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Usually like five or six flavors.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
It's not a lot. And they were sold out of
several of the flavors because they are a hit cookie
dose that was very good, like dipping dots. I like
the banana split.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeahok. Oh man, when's last time he
had a real banana split with.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
The pigh up plane one?

Speaker 10 (01:04:17):
Probably November eleventh, nineteen eighty one, So a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Ago, eight years and two weeks before I was born.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Hey, so there you go. You know how long ago
that all of us.

Speaker 10 (01:04:27):
I used to think that root beer floats were like
the greatest thing ever, Like I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
I was like, you can just make this like at home.

Speaker 10 (01:04:34):
You don't have to go to like a dry like
a not a drive through, but like a drive up restaurant.
That's the only time we used to get him, like
a pub and sons or something like that. Do you
know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
They had likes.

Speaker 10 (01:04:45):
It's like, yeah, it's like a sonic, but it's it's
old timey.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
And that's the only time we used to get them.

Speaker 10 (01:04:50):
But one time my uncle switched it up on us
and he made them at home, and I was like,
we can just get these all the time. Like all
you gotta do is just add soda vanilla ice cream
and you get a root beer float.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
So good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I haven't had your foot one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
That does sound really good, though your foot around here?

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
What you can do around here?

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
You can refer to the story you just told us.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Years ago that you can make him at home. I
wonder where you can get you two and your your
contradictions one right after another.

Speaker 10 (01:05:27):
Mary whatever, go have a ice cream for the first
time a guy bought you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
I mean, dipps went.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Whoa wait, hold on, recover from that. You're just getting
smoothed by pound cake there getting glose right over it?
Does he just lays waste to her full personality. One
ice cream from a guy for the first.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Time, Dippin' Dots went bankrupt ten years ago. That's are
still around. They are because they keep get and bought.

Speaker 9 (01:06:00):
But it's like, it's not cheap to make that stuff,
and it's expensive because you gotta you know, use a
liquid nitrogen or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
So I feel like if.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
They went away, people would miss it. So eventually someone
would come.

Speaker 10 (01:06:10):
It would come back under a different name, and it
would be the same ice cream, just a different name.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:06:16):
Well, missing something and going out to purchase it are
two different things.

Speaker 10 (01:06:19):
A lot of people go out to purchase it when
they're around. There's not enough of them around. If they hadn't,
if they had them around like Froyos and like all
these other little quick ice cream places, guaranteed it would
be a line around the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Yeah. Have they ever tried doing like a Dippin' Dots,
like Mortar Dippin' Dots, Because I'd probably go to that
because I like me some dipping.

Speaker 10 (01:06:36):
That's what I'm saying. They don't expand enough. I don't
know where they're putting their money. I think it's probably they.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Had they had a Dippin' Dots vending machine in the
old Parmatown Mall when Parmatown mall was a thing.

Speaker 10 (01:06:48):
They had a big Dippin' Dots vending machine. I mean,
maybe they can't used.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
But that's not enough if there's always a line for people.

Speaker 10 (01:06:56):
Dippin' Dots was founded in nineteen eighty eight in New
Grand Chain, Illinois, which is the taint tip end of
southern Illinois, like you're in Kentucky.

Speaker 9 (01:07:05):
Basically New Grand Chain, Illinois. Guy started in his parents' garage.
It was originally invented as cow feed when the guy
who specialized in cryogenics was trying to make an efficient
fodder for farm animals. So he was trying to make well,
he was trying to make that form for farm animals,

(01:07:26):
so maybe those people are on something spelled ice.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Cream into and he's like, oh no, this machine's gonna
be a fruid. And then he's like, wait a second,
this is pretty good. I bet I could sell this
to kids for seven bucks.

Speaker 9 (01:07:40):
He finally got the patent in ninety two and in
ninety six sued his main competitor. This is not this
is not rocket science. Somebody else figured it out too.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
It was any called a company called Mini Meltz, and
he sued them, and then Japan became the first country
to license Dippin' Dots overseas do some.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Cool stuff with ice cream? Have you ever had like
the ice cream where they put it and then they
like roll it. No, that's real.

Speaker 21 (01:08:07):
Good, so like any Japanese ice cream, So like they
put it on like a cold like flat like almost
like a cold stone, but like it's real cold, and
then they spread it all around and then they have
like a spatula and peel it off there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Yeah, and it's really you said, Mochi, Mary, I bet
I've never heard of that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
Really really the rice, the rice with the ice cream
in it look like little thing you get them in
like sushi restaurants, like the deserted sushi restaurants.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Well, Mochi, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Oh yeah, yeah. They haven't met Lucky's if you ever. Yeah,
like pink cream brown.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
No, I've never had that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
You know, like you know, like Mochi yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Yeah, no, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 10 (01:08:55):
Pretty sure you've yeah yeah, Mochi, yeah yeah no.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Come on, Oh, difvin Dots are sold.

Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
A drug Mart in a special cooler case. You know,
they really do save you the run around, don't they.
Oh discount drug Mart. You can get anything in there.

Speaker 10 (01:09:11):
You can get a balloon inflated, you can get your
ibor mechtin.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Toilet seat there, you can get anything.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
I love drug Mart, Dude. There's one that's like two
miles from my house. So if I have like a
Saturday free during lockdown when nothing else was open, I
would take my time and like walk the three miles
to drug Mart, take my little reasonable bag and just
kind of wander around, like, you know what I do
need a toilet brush, Yeah, but that're right next to
my bananas. We'll see how this goes.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Toilet brush and bananas, alarm clock.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:09:44):
Now what I like to do is I like to
go over to the science center and just load up
on astronaut ice cream and then it's so good. It's
moist and oh it's not even no, it's like powder
chalk chalk.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Yeah. That's one of those things like we all thought
was cool to get as a gift. On the way
out of like going to a science center. We go
to like Kosai or something in Columbus and be like, oh,
I got ash, not ice cream. The ice cream is
the ash, not tweitoty, And then you try it again,
like even two years later, whether you're just like not
as infatuated with space or anything. You're like, this is terrible.

Speaker 9 (01:10:18):
The food is the main reason to not become an astronim.
All the training you have to do, and you get
these mrs and talk ice cream. Alan, Please blow pound
Cake's mind and tell him you can add any pop
to ice cream? Did you know that you can add
any pop to ice cream?

Speaker 21 (01:10:32):
Punk?

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
You cannot? I just blew his mind again.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
No you didn't, because it's not true.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Okay, what about Tahitian treated you just.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Gonna tell you. So my family, my mom used to
make it. My mom used to make us on New
Year's Eve. She called it concoction.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
What is scientific?

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Unfun name kids, it's time for concoction.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Can we have some line?

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
We have some concoction. It's delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
But it was call it like mongrel dessert.

Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
It was Tahesian treat in a punch bowl to treat
and then rainbow Sherbert or sbet whatever sherbet, rainbow sugar.
So so she would scoop in like you know, little
so they'd be floating in there and it was concoction.
It was so good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Why didn't she come up with a fun name.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
I don't know. We just always called it concoction.

Speaker 9 (01:11:24):
And like because that could apply to anything put together
in a glass.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Well, it was Teusian treating Sherbert, and it was our
favorite part of New Year's Eve.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Like, woa, all right this when you're staying up late
watching the balls drop.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Yeah, okay, it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Loved it. Well.

Speaker 10 (01:11:41):
When we're in Michigan, my wife likes those Boston coolers.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
It's like wurners and.

Speaker 10 (01:11:46):
Uh yeah, I think uh Epic Burger sells them pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
I don't think of dynamite.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
I hate it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
I love it. It's spicy. I mean you can't but
you can't breathe in through your nose when you're drinking
because of the like the amount of ginger in it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
I feel like it's sweeter than all the other It's
a ginger soda and not a ginger ale because they
had them all over Toledo.

Speaker 9 (01:12:10):
It's still it's still spicy. If you breathe in while
you're drinking, Yeah, you'll cough a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I'm through and through Canada dry ou Yeah, Canada dry.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Had I known, but someday we all be planning our
flags in ginger ale on this show.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Isn't everything divisive enough? What's the third ginger ale? If
you the Burner's Canada drive, is there a third?

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Like goat one one too?

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
You get annoyed when you see a schwet where am
iwies fever tree? Fever tree is ginger beer. That's like
ginger beer. I love ginger beer too. I don't well,
Moscow mule gives me heartburn? Oh love, it did concoction.
If you give you heartburn. As a young child, it
would just wire us up to and treating the ice
cream booze crazy and then we would go out and

(01:13:01):
honk the horn. However many times the year was so
if it was well, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Get annoying at all. I'm sure. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
So if it was like nineteen ninety eight, we would
go out and honk it eight times.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
Oh not ninety eight times, No, ninety times.

Speaker 11 (01:13:15):
What year?

Speaker 10 (01:13:16):
When you shut those goddamns into or kids, they're fucking cocc.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Hugely.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
A wild fire evacuate.

Speaker 20 (01:13:25):
You'd prepare for a hurricane, but there's no escaping this disaster.

Speaker 8 (01:13:30):
It's one of the worst disasters that I've seen in
my career.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
It's the yelling Cox show on one hundred seven.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Yeah, this show has my name on it. I'm responsible
for the content.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
I'm the one that gets has to grease up and
grab ankle when something goes south. You're yelling again.

Speaker 9 (01:13:47):
Now I'm yelling. I wasn't yelling yesterday. Yeah, this is
not a democracy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
And lots of people send me messages and like, I'm like,
do you not understand what I'm saying? And then there
are some people that were like I told Alan, I
own a business.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I know exactly what you're saying. Of course you understand
what you're saying to you. No, we weren't even arguing. Yes, no,
I was just But that's why I thought it was
so funny. When people are messaging me, they're like, are
you okay with which is kind of sweet.

Speaker 9 (01:14:16):
It is people people take it personally, and then I
get snippy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
That's just me. But I thought I just thought it
was funny that I was finding out from other people
that you were yelling at me, not youte like you
shouldn't addressed you down like that on the air. I'm like, no,
that's great, Like that's that was good content and it
got more people to the website. Which is the goal overall,
get people the website. We entertain them while we argue
with each other. Sometimes I right by the way, leave.

(01:14:44):
Sometimes it's about my girlfriends. But anytime I dress Bill down.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
It's always in my mind.

Speaker 9 (01:14:53):
So yeah, well, listen, it's sweet that people came to
your defense. It is people come to pound Cakes defense,
although I would say it runs the risk of infantilizing
someone Bills a professional pound Cakes getting there and listen,
the more things that you do. But yeah, people, people

(01:15:17):
come to people's defense. Granted it's never to mine, but whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
People that's heavy as the head you said, there were
people that were on your side.

Speaker 9 (01:15:28):
So there, it's mostly you're a dick. But I'll tell
you what I've been called way worse than that. Well, Alan,
my skin's a foot thick. I've been doing this a
long time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Do people need to come to your defense? If you're
always right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
I'm not always right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Ah, cut it up.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
No, I'm mostly right. No one's always right. I just
said I have a really good batting average. Really really okay, listen,
really good?

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Right? Anybody know why that power search happened to her?

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
I do because I'm on my Instagram trying to figure
out how to wear this stupid scarf as a belt,
and then I rushed it around my head to be silly,
and then all the power went out, and I was like,
all right, so maybe that's not the winner.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
Electricity is what knocked everything out. There's a lot merry.

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
I took the mirror out of the bathroom and put
it up on an overturned trash can so I can
see myself, and I'm like putting this stuff on my
head and then.

Speaker 10 (01:16:21):
All the power went out. The first thing that came
throughund my euse like, oh, with all these firings, I
was like, they're probably trying to cut down. I was like, electricity,
you know, a couple hours out of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Oh I eat your meat?

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
What what listen? That is completely a poe of nothing.
Thank you. Now you know what I do.

Speaker 9 (01:16:40):
And it's really weird now that we have this whole
way to ourselves because Corey Ironic's not here, Joba Joel
is not here. So when I and the lights are
flickering again, yep, maybe they're trying to tell us something.
So when I leave that night, I turned the light
off in our hallway and then I do a lap
on the floor and I turned the lights off at
the other end of I'm sure there's cleaning people to

(01:17:01):
turn it back on, so I probably pissed them off.
But there's something that that really it's kind of I
get pleasure out of it. I don't know why, because
I'm it's the dad and me, but it's also I
feel like I'm I'm making a small statement about the
state of this place these days, even though there's no
one there. But it's weird that now when I leave

(01:17:21):
at night, I turn the light off in this hallway,
and when I come in the morning, I have to
turn it back on because there's nobody in this hallway.
I mean, mattitudes in here. I think running for Rover,
But yeah, he did do it in the dark.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Well you got in turn the lights on, So I
come down and turn the lights on.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
All right. Live stream's back up, and you'll have to
go to the YouTube channel because in the break I'll
put it at the website again.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Ye people are hitting me up.

Speaker 10 (01:17:46):
Hey, hey Bill, Yeah, thanks buddy, Hey Alan, Thank you
so much.

Speaker 11 (01:17:49):
Bill.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
It's my job and I appreciate it. You know what, Bill,
I have it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
I really appreciate it that I get to work with
you on a daily basis. You know what, Thank you
so much. I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
If I don't say sometimes I do things that you
don't necessarily love, you still respect me, listen enough to
let me put my girlfriend's but absolutely on your website
with your name on it. Absolutely.

Speaker 9 (01:18:10):
I didn't get a hundred calls in the after hours
lyne about it or anything, So don't you worry about it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Hey, Jen, Hey, Hey, oh.

Speaker 14 (01:18:20):
My goodness, I'm so glad I got through to you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Hey, that makes two of us.

Speaker 14 (01:18:24):
Yeah, So I just wanted to get Mary's opinion on
what she would call the second gentleman.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
I don't know what else would it be, because what
do you call it? The second wife? It's not the
first lady, the second lady?

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Yeah, that was what I thought was so kind of weird.

Speaker 14 (01:18:43):
So we were.

Speaker 15 (01:18:44):
Talking second husband, but now it's second you know gentlemen,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Second gentleman sounds right. How about you had your turn?
Sit down, it's a lady's time.

Speaker 10 (01:18:57):
I'm speaking, I'm speaking, claiming my time. Yes, I'm reclaiming
my time right now.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
You call it. I'm speaker of the House.

Speaker 10 (01:19:08):
I'm speaking of the house. You can you can call
them whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
You want, right, Maybe we just call.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Him Doug, like that's it. Who's that Kamala vice President,
Kamala Harrison, Doug and the first Doug. Yeah, that's fantastic.

Speaker 14 (01:19:24):
Yeah, I just wanted to get your opinion in lady's opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Well you had to settle for Mary.

Speaker 10 (01:19:30):
But that's okay, Fine, that's all right, better luck next time.

Speaker 12 (01:19:34):
Jen.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Alright, all right, thank you bye?

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
Are your laughing be okay?

Speaker 9 (01:19:40):
Listen, she was so excited. She was very excited that
she was unnecessarily excited. We're trying to keep the lights
on over here, and she's all excited.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Hey, that's why we do what we do. People don't
know how bad things are because we're so happy. Right now. Listen,
what am I always sayings first to Jen? We are performers,
all right? What have I always said? I don't need
people to know how the sausage is made. I just
need for them to enjoy it. And I have to
make it in the dark. I will make it in
the dark.

Speaker 9 (01:20:13):
Alan Kacho after hours line, you can leave us a
message there anytime you like. It is two one six
nine six eighty nine oh three.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Hey, Alan, it's me.

Speaker 11 (01:20:24):
I just want to get some insights on some things
of a hearing on the podcast from the show. You know,
in regardless Bill putting his girlfriend on the Hottiest List.
You know, it's one of those things, like I do
think it's a little unusual that he did it, and
that he constantly shows pictures of his girlfriends, but his
gir own girlfriend. And she's you know, I'm not gonna

(01:20:45):
lie and act like I'm not into it, but I'm
coming anything.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
It's okay.

Speaker 11 (01:20:49):
I don't know if it's necessarily am a showcase on
Instagram or whatever that was.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
But it is something some of He seems to sound
conflicted about it.

Speaker 10 (01:20:59):
Yeah, it sounds like he shouldn't enjoy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
But he's like, I shouldn't enjoy this, But that's part
of the reason I do enjoy it, because I'm not
supposed to. Yeah, it's naughty, and it keeps saying, but
Fred slick, he keeps saying.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
It, moving over to Mary.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
I did moving over to Mary go around.

Speaker 11 (01:21:17):
You ready prior and give her you know, I can't
die here a little bit about not working hard, uh
and be you know, oh, this is.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
That guy, how dare you wake up at eight?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
It's a real world princess sare you wake up at eight?

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
I love it?

Speaker 11 (01:21:33):
Just people could actually work from six am to six
pm every day.

Speaker 21 (01:21:37):
So if you.

Speaker 11 (01:21:38):
Apologize for that, but you know, I did want to
comment on her gay and houstage said that gets on
the show. It is so boring and stupid. Talking with
a list is something that six year olds do.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
A lisp? No, you don't have a list. He's shaming Brittany.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
I know what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
It's not fair. It's not found a way to be
honest with you. No, you want to be mean about it.
You do what and you do so?

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
I hate crime. I don't hear a lisp.

Speaker 11 (01:22:11):
No, no lisping themselves. It's such low hanging fruit. I
cannot please you permit that to go on to your
show for as long as you do.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
You see he's pulling me into this time.

Speaker 10 (01:22:24):
Yes, heavy as a head head.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Next time I see Brittany Bill, I will yell at her.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
It is worse than Wilhelmina.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
You saw.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
One of our favorite callings. That's not a bit son
of a bid.

Speaker 19 (01:22:40):
All things from the grocery do things alone now mostly
let me hot book and not looking for love. Surprising
my eyes when I looked above the shug out Canter
and I saw.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Her face the hawk so it's still so the time
and his face.

Speaker 19 (01:22:52):
Never thought that I could deal real again, but the
look in her eyes that I need a friend and
you're doing to me. That's when she said it look
me dead and the face asked cash the credit than
she is in my pat.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
It's perfectly well, nothing wrong with me, but we're going.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
To need a clean up on A three.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
And now I'm posted an awk with sets because.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
I she is in my pants. To be fair, you
were floating a lot this.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
The way you beat Can's gotta be bothered.

Speaker 9 (01:23:13):
Enough, the way you bag Cant's gotta be bothered in
hot who's the girl checking him out in that video
at the grocery store?

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Oh what made him jizz in his pants?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Who was it? I haven't seen that in watch Jamie
Lynn Sigler. Oh yeah, you're rewatching the pasta uncles. I'm
watching it for the first time.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Oh the first time. I never before did they kill
big Pussy yet, yes they did. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
That was a good one. But it's still like there's
so many I forgot that that happened so early when
the Runway the show last time you watched that show.

Speaker 9 (01:23:44):
Well, like I said, I'll dive in every so often
if I want some nostalgia TV, I'll just dive into
a random Sopranos.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Because you have to like remind yourself as you're watching it,
like there weren't shows like this before the Sopranos, Like
there were a few HBO drama, there was OZ, but
not like this. And so when they're trying to do
something cinematic, they didn't really have the budget or like
the So there's some real awkward shots in that show.
There's some real good storytelling, some good performances, but there's

(01:24:12):
some also like early TV stuff where you're like, Okay,
they were trying to go for this like real good
fella's moment and it doesn't really hit the way you
think they would because TV's so good compared to now,
compared to that.

Speaker 9 (01:24:24):
I just love the Max Headroom wig that they made
Steven van zandtwear that jet black. You know Pampador who
was he?

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Yeah like him?

Speaker 14 (01:24:38):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:24:38):
Anyway, back to the caller who's breaking Bill's balls, He's
breaking Mary's, He's breaking mine.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Breaking, Britney's breaking Willhelmina people.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
I hope she doesn't have a discharge.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
My two least favorite segments that you would do, Brittany,
it's just an unbearable to listen to. The only thing
we're this is where Mary's constantly interjecting with these riveting
tales about for Rio Ohio or.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Traveling, which is really first for I don't need First
of all, I don't know who this is. He goes, Hi,
this is me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Well, I mean he called it originally the bitch about
Me a couple of weeks ago or two weeks ago,
and now he's calling again and be like, oh, Bill
was dumb. But let me tell you something that's okay.

Speaker 9 (01:25:19):
Here's what I think it's funny is I've been going
back and forth with people on social media, whether it's
Instagram or Facebook or whatever, people just going all in
on something, and if I engage in a conversation with them,
they will eventually go, yeah, I was just kind of
really in my feelings and sorry, like you really went
all in for somebody who's just kind of having a

(01:25:40):
bad day, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
So maybe that's all this is.

Speaker 9 (01:25:43):
Maybe he just wanted to unload, and frankly, there's nothing
prohibiting you from doing that. If nothing else, we can
certainly be a soundboard for you. That's why I make
the after hours line available publicly. Sure I could keep
it to myself and just call and leave little messages
for me when I can't sleep that it's me again.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
That would that would be silly. That's why I make
it available to the public.

Speaker 11 (01:26:09):
Or Royal Oak, Michigan, to a local, you know, comedy
club that no one's heard of or cares about it.
I'm so glad that she constantly interjects with all that stuff.
On a positive note, she does look very nice. She's
lost a lot of weight and she's looking very good.
So I will say, very good God to that, Mary,
But please please shut up with that. So hist some

(01:26:33):
actual joke.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
So his okay.

Speaker 9 (01:26:35):
So his positive note is your looks, which is perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
He just man explained comedy to you. Mary, How do
you like this?

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
When I was out on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
The road, can you say this listen, people like this
guy or the one lady on Facebook? Can you just
say you don't like one of us? Just say I
don't like Mary instead of saying I don't like her jokes,
I don't like her life, I don't like where she's from,

(01:27:07):
I don't like her stories about her job. Like you
listed every single.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Thing about me. People tell me they don't like me
all the time, But.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
I'm saying, so, just own it. Just say hey, not
a pant of Mary's instead of saying, well, I would
like her if she didn't talk about her life, I
feel like, you know what I mean.

Speaker 10 (01:27:20):
Well, first of all, I feel like that's what they
are saying because they don't know who you would be
without those stories, nobody.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Those are my stories. That's my life.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
What I'm saying, that's what I'm sharing. I'd be nobody,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
No one, how dare you tell us about your hometown
or your job that you love, or your this or
your sobriety or your weight line, Like, just say you
don't like me. You don't have to list on.

Speaker 10 (01:27:42):
By the way, why I've never heard anybody be like,
why take umbrage at talking about Berea because he said.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Some small town comedy club that nobody's at. Well, that's
what I'm playing right now. You're talking about Bria I
know he's saying, tales from my hometown. Well, what other
hometown would you like me to talk about altogether?

Speaker 9 (01:27:58):
Listen, this is a really bad time to mention that
I'm executive producing Mary's new podcast, Tales from my Hometown,
Going all in Colon, Going all in on Berea. What
was the team Braves The Berea Braves. We're doing a deep,
deep Ken Burns style podcast documentary. I'm coining a new

(01:28:20):
Portmanteau podcumentary on the iHeartRadio app. That will be a
fourteen part series, three days, ninety minutes apiece on the
Berea Braves. So, boy, if you've got a problem with that,
don't tune into Tales from My Hometown Colon the Berea

(01:28:43):
Braves that season one.

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
Why I would just.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Rather you say, hey, I don't like what you not.
I would like you if you weren't who you are
you are, if you beture bit what I want, if
you change your entire background, who you are now, who
you aspire to be in all the things you do,
I might like you just like hey, man, you're not
for me.

Speaker 9 (01:29:04):
I feel I feel like that was his long winded
way of getting to that point whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Sorry, sleep till noon. I'm from Bourria and I don't
know it's like your privileged to sleep till noon. That's all.
He can have his opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Maybe he's just tired himself and he needs to take HM.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
So I understand you don't like me, and everyone's entitled
to their opinion, and that's fine. You cannot like me.
Just say I don't like you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
Jere me your thoughts?

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Was this him?

Speaker 7 (01:29:31):
Mary?

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (01:29:32):
Mary, I like you?

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
You don't. You listed ninety three reasons why you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
I don't think this is him.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
I don't think that's.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
That's that's different guy.

Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
Sorry, women.

Speaker 16 (01:29:48):
At me in a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Oh great, perfect.

Speaker 15 (01:29:50):
I like you, but brit but the Britney thing. I'm
not joking you. I have to turn the radio off
because I can't when you do that, I have to
turn the station.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
I can't tolerate it. Why is that? I don't know
what I don't I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:30:07):
Know what it is really judge for you, Yes, I
wish I did know.

Speaker 15 (01:30:14):
It's something about the baby voice thing, so it's not
just you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
When anyone does a baby voice.

Speaker 9 (01:30:20):
Let me ask you this, Let me ask you this, Jeremy,
what if, because everything's on the table right at the
This is a comedy show ostensibly.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
What if.

Speaker 9 (01:30:31):
Mary artificially aged Brittany. What if Brittany became a senior citizen?

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
What if would you enjoy old Britney baby, same baby voice.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
I'm trying to figure that out. Yeah, back in my day.
I don't know how, my son, it's really.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
That I see.

Speaker 9 (01:30:58):
Uh, some people text me I think Britney sounds cute.
Brittany is my favorite Mary thing.

Speaker 15 (01:31:05):
I have no hatred for Mary at all, actually anyone
on the show. But but I swear to you, when
the Britney voice comes on, I gotta change it. See.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
That's the beauty of the show is there are so
many different arrows in our quiver. Like I'll tell you
what I have.

Speaker 9 (01:31:20):
And I don't really talk about this too often because
I'm far too humble, but I have been called the
man of a thousand voices, Bill, you know I've been
called that for a long time, right, the man of
a thousand voices. For instance, I could do a voice
like this, and then I can do another voice like this.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
That's two voices right there, right like this? Three voices?
Can we get four?

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
Fourth?

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
Voice four.

Speaker 10 (01:31:49):
That's my character, mister, I'm mister Monipia.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
Yeah, that's my fourth voice.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Only undred ninety six to go.

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
Were gonna make you do them all? I'm gonna make
you do them all? Yeah, number seven hundred really right, grunting,
that's my baby boy, that's my caveman character.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
I understand.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
I'm gad to apologize.

Speaker 9 (01:32:20):
Listen for every person like Jeremy, I guarantee you there too.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Where Brittany makes it move a little bit, makes it
move a little bit, there's a lot of the other
think Britney's absolutely hilarious too. So I mean there's always
gonna be people that that.

Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
I bet I'm in the minority.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Although I get and.

Speaker 15 (01:32:37):
Allen for encouraging Brittany, I will always encourage creativity on
the part of my compatriots here, Grandma, what do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
That's what I think? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
Thank you, Jeremy. Oh, Grandma, I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
I miss you a bunch of aseholds.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Oh, I will say, I'm sorry for yelling at you, Jeremy.
I thought you were the other guy. That's the best part.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
What Grandma? Oh, thank you, Okay, I've got.

Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
Your Hey, that was very productive.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Hey, yep, I'm all four hearing of grievances. You want
to be like, I don't like you, or he's like,
I do like you. This is one thing I don't.
I like it. Yeah, but I'm a constructive criticism guy.
You know where I'm like, maybe there's some truth to this.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Give me a number between one and a thousand, seven.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Hundred and forty two.

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
Fathersday, A thousand voices of Bill.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
I told you a man of a thousand voices six
huh fifty six? What no, come on you?

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Let you have the range of Adam Sammler.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
Right, I haven't catalogued them in a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
All right, follow jeees to second shifters.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
All right, here we go, everybody, let's get to walk this.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
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Speaker 9 (01:34:02):
If you listen to the show on iHeartRadio from out
of state, I'm always curious where you do that. Mike
is a new listener in Covington, Virginia. He said he
started listening yesterday. So thanks Mike, super new. Let's see
if you make it a week. Buddy Lawrence found the
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Oh so that's not in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
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Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
When you showed it to me, I'm like, oh, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
It's in.

Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
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Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
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Speaker 10 (01:35:24):
And that was where I ran into that listener. I
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I think he was from like Savannah, and he just
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Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
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Speaker 10 (01:35:32):
It was maybe like a celebrity to whenever I'm away, listen,
I was get recognized.

Speaker 9 (01:35:37):
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Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
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Speaker 9 (01:35:58):
Pound Cake has been, Mary is going, Bill and I
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Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
We'll be in Richmond, Virginia over the break when we
can go to fourth of July break.

Speaker 9 (01:36:12):
Okay, I was born just outside Richmond, Virginia, fourth julybryk.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Yeah, Oh good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Let me stop and check out the biggest baby.

Speaker 9 (01:36:25):
Check the records at Fort Lee Army Hospital used to
be I was born there was called Kenner Army Hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
I think it has since been changed but.

Speaker 9 (01:36:33):
See if I still hold the record for the largest
baby boy ever born?

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
There.

Speaker 22 (01:36:37):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:36:37):
That's the thing though, with all these parents in my
forty seven years, you get the meat with the hormones
and all I saw the crap.

Speaker 9 (01:36:44):
I guarantee I don't still hold the record. You got
thirty pound babies coming out of women these days. Thirty
I'm pretty sure that's accurate.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Thirteen. What's the biggest baby ever born? Probably some Chinese
kid came.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Out back in the day.

Speaker 10 (01:37:03):
They had like, oh, fifty pounds babies.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Baby born. The heaviest baby ever born weighed staggering twenty
two pounds. The boy was born to the seven eleven
foot inch Anna Bates at her home in Seville. The
civil giants, I forgot about them.

Speaker 10 (01:37:22):
Sevil, Spain. Oh wow, Ohio civil Ohio. Yeah this is Ohio.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
Of course they had the giants, said, yeah, do you
know about the giants?

Speaker 11 (01:37:31):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:37:31):
Oh, there's so is this that town's claim to fans Akron,
isn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Yeah, it's like it's county. I've been to Seville, figures
it would be in Ohio, the chair somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Oh my god, they have they have because they lived
in a Dinah too, and so like there's a museum
that has all their stuff and everything had to be
custom built because she was seven foot eleven I think
he was like seven to eight, and they were just monsters.

Speaker 10 (01:37:57):
So was that big to her that You're just like, girl,
this normal, This is just a regular poop.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
It's still.

Speaker 10 (01:38:06):
That's how babies are born, because if she's a giant,
like it would have to be a giant baby, otherwise
you wouldn't feel a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
You know that babies will come out of the butt, right,
they don't.

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
He's very focused on the butt.

Speaker 6 (01:38:20):
It's not so.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Focused on you do poop when you give birth, if
you're lucky, where the baby comes from, if you're lucky.

Speaker 9 (01:38:28):
All of our people now are checking in from Charleston
want to know if you'll be doing any stand up.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
While you're there.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
I don't have anything planned.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
You're going on, I want vacation.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
I just wanted to take a couple of days to
hang out with my friends and just chill because literally
the rest of the time, except for those four days,
I'm doing comedy, so I kind of just wanted to chill.
If you follow me on Twitter at Mariunderscore, Santora or
Instagram Mary Santora Comedy. I'll probably post if I'm going
to hit something up, but it might just be an
open mic or something like that.

Speaker 10 (01:38:56):
But now you're wrong, k is the biggest baby ever
born like that? There, Hey, I'm molested children.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
He wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
He's maybe now, but at birth he wasn't. No, how
big were you were you a big baby when you
were born?

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:39:13):
I know I was the bigger baby out of my
brother and I and yeah, my have the tables have turned?

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
But that's not a dig. He knows.

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
It's a bit of a dick. He knows it's a
big guys they know, a big guy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
But it's also a bit of a dick.

Speaker 10 (01:39:27):
I'm just saying, I give the baby fat. When you're younger,
maybe you shed it and then you grow into your body.
But if you're skinny, you know from there he was.
He was the skinny baby. He was a lot smaller
than me. When I was first born.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
I had a lot of.

Speaker 10 (01:39:40):
Real choby cheeks and louke chubby legs like I don't
know if he had that when he was.

Speaker 9 (01:39:44):
Oh yeah, well, I mean I was massive when I
was born, and I think I held on to that
exact same weight until I was like in the fifth grade.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
I was not a big kid.

Speaker 9 (01:39:53):
Yeah, largest yard sale in the country is Father's Day
weekend in Seville. Three days, carnies, the whole bit. Somebody says,
there you go. I wonder what the white people are
from of doing that over Father's Day.

Speaker 10 (01:40:06):
Yes, it's an excustic drink.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
Like people pull up magic you have your yard sale.

Speaker 10 (01:40:13):
People just pull up with a truck and people were
sitting in the in the back of the trunk.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
They just hop out like, hey, I see you're having
the yard sale bit, and they just get out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
I love when he tries to be and has no
idea how to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
He nailed it. But I mean as the country music
country music aficionado.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Oh, they sell those t shirts at Grandpa's Cheese Bar,
and they.

Speaker 9 (01:40:44):
Just say, I like that he thinks he went to
fully Beach.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
That's my favorite part of this fully Beach.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
I knew that. I knew it was f O l
L y.

Speaker 10 (01:40:59):
I didn't know how to pronounce it, But you never
heard the word folly, not until I got.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
There and.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
College graduate.

Speaker 9 (01:41:07):
It never ceases to amaze me college graduate and down
pulish for life man English minor.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
Unfamiliar with the word folly?

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
That what is that? I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
That's his shirt line, right, Yeah, never heard folly before?

Speaker 7 (01:41:23):
Then?

Speaker 10 (01:41:24):
Do you know what folly means? Nope, I don't know
what it means. I didn't know it was a word.
What is it, folly?

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
What does it mean?

Speaker 9 (01:41:30):
Like foolishness? Right, which is perfect for you to be
out there.

Speaker 10 (01:41:35):
I didn't know that. I thought that was just the
name of a beat. I thought it was maybe a
guy John Boley.

Speaker 4 (01:41:40):
Well it might be. I don't know anything about it,
but not action free.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
I didn't know action free.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
I didn't know what it was.

Speaker 9 (01:41:49):
You never studied sewards folly in history? Like the Alaskan purchase,
they call it sewards folly. They're like, oh, this is
going to be a nightmare for that, you know, in
the country.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
The guy that just said folly folly, Oxen free.

Speaker 10 (01:42:02):
Auction free, folly ali ochen free.

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
Now, if you put that on the shirt, you will
sell a lot of.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Comedy. I got I got to write this.

Speaker 10 (01:42:15):
Should I add this to the absolutely all right, it's
not a folly ali auction free.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
I love saying.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
I like writing these down because I have to decide
how to spell it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
I'm right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
Oh c h E n auchen o t c h
E n folly ali auction free.

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
Here I come.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
I feel like that's like you had a disease like you.
I'm auchen free, bro auchen Free.

Speaker 9 (01:42:50):
Did you fall prey to that huge nineteen eighty nine
auction upbreak?

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
I did not.

Speaker 10 (01:42:55):
I took a lot of follic acid that year, and
so I'm folly ali auchen Free.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
I love it all right.

Speaker 9 (01:43:02):
That's added to the poundk glossary. There you go, boy,
you're welcome. That's our newest uh uh entry.

Speaker 10 (01:43:10):
You read the others conveyeder Belt was the last one
a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
Of Sound and Mind. That's why I want to read
his will someday.

Speaker 10 (01:43:19):
Hi, Cody Brown, being of Sound and Mine, I have
a lawyer decree.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
I feel like that could be the name of his
radio show when he gets it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
Of Sound and Mine.

Speaker 10 (01:43:32):
Uh huh, folly ali a free.

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
All right, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
That's great. My face hurts my under.

Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
Hello, I'm Cody Brown.

Speaker 9 (01:43:51):
Welcome to this episode of of Sound and mind, where
we study the songs to make the alpha waves of
your brain the neurons fire.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
It's at Jim Freeze's sign.

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
Up until next time here on a sound and mind.

Speaker 9 (01:44:12):
I certainly hope you'll tune in until then from all
of us here at the show, Folly Ali action free
my stomach seriously, yeah, but we'll see somebody at the
top of the show. Did say Rip Gail Sayers? Albeit

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a brief, honestly brief career in professional football.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
He was done by the early seventies.

Speaker 9 (01:44:40):
He only played sixty eight games, but he's still considered
one of the greatest running backs of all time. Of course,
Brian's song is Brian Piccolo, who died of cancer and
Billy Dee will Lando Calrissian played Gail Sayers in that film.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Yeah, I remember that scene where he went and visit him
in the hospitals, like what are you doing here? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:45:00):
Best say to you here in.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Brian Piccolo is the man of courage.

Speaker 20 (01:45:06):
You should receive the Georgies hellis Ward.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
So here you go.

Speaker 4 (01:45:18):
Rip Gail Sayers, a legend in football.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
See.

Speaker 9 (01:45:22):
The more interesting thing to me, actually is it Gail Sayers,
who was born in Kansas, I think, but lived in Indiana. Specifically,
he died in a town called Walkarusa, Indiana. Now I
don't imagine you've ever been to Walkarusa, but it does
have its own history. Walkarusa, Indiana is a small town.

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It's a town of about eighteen hundred people. That number
might go up from time to time, that number might
go down from time to time. Walker Issa, Indiana is
a beautiful little town. It's about thirty minutes outside South Bend,
and of course, you know, it's a little bit too far.

Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
Away from Chicago.

Speaker 9 (01:46:06):
But I remember as a kid, once in a while
we would go to the Big Maple Syrup Festival in
walker Usa, Indiana. They didn't have much going on there,
but they were proud people. You know, the walker Rusa
paper was basically one page. They'd have a couple of
stories on the front, and then they'd have you know,

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other things on the back, tractor pulls and whatnot. So,
you know, for tourists who happened to be in the area,
maybe driving by on the highways, he signs for the
Big Maple Syrup Festival. But when I was a child,
Walker Usa became famous for one very specific thing. Even
made the Big City Papers world's largest butt pluck. That

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was nineteen eighty one. I'm talking about nineteen eighty when
young Allen was nine years old and I was fascinated
with the story of Contented Linda Grace. And contented Linda
Grace was a four h Holstein heifer. Right, people who

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are are farm people, you know this. You know when
you get your animals kind of registered for for ah,
my daughter when four h was a thing pre COVID.
You know my daughter, she wasn't showing animals, but she
was in four H. So friends of hers would be
showing animals and things. But you know a lot of
times farm people know when you register these animals, you

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give them the names of their mother and father and
half their ancestors. Right, You don't just call them Brownie
or Susie. You give them a name. You give it's like,
you know, lineage. It's like a lineage. It's like race
horses or dogs. And the town of Walkarusa, Indiana, had
contented Linda Grace and her owners had been notified. Mister

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and Missus Lowell Engelmeyer were the owners, and they had
been notified that contended Linda Grace had been named the.

Speaker 4 (01:48:07):
Four h best.

Speaker 9 (01:48:10):
Dairy animal in its age class in the world in Walkarusa, Indiana,
which meant that she was going to be on the
cover of I'm not joking Holstein World magazine.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
Every Holstein Scream.

Speaker 4 (01:48:27):
Which I don't even know if it's a publication anymore,
but at the time that was distributed throughout the world.

Speaker 10 (01:48:34):
They're actually doing better than ever. They went all digital. Oh,
and they broadened beyond paper.

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
They said, oh, we want life photos. We want when
you turn the pages, it's like you're standing there with
the caw. Yeah, look at that centerfold.

Speaker 9 (01:48:52):
So they they get the word this is a huge
news for them, right, they're local celebrities because of this
in Wakarusa, Indiana. Every town needs something to be proud of.
Every small town needs something to be proud of. Menor
Ohio has Mitch Trubisky, right, yes, Madina, Ohio has William

(01:49:21):
Scott Squire. Same response, Brea, Ohio has Marylynn Santora. Oberlin,
Ohio has Cody Allan Brown. Every town needs something to
be proud of. So they get the call that contented
Linda Grace is going to be on the cover of

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Holstein World Magazine. And also she's going to be on
their annual calendar, which everybody gets the nineteen dude full
nude spread eagle.

Speaker 4 (01:49:55):
Just like Mary with her boyfriend. They get the news.

Speaker 9 (01:50:01):
That she's going to be in the nineteen eighty Holstein
World Calendar. It's a big deal. And that was on Monday.
It was in the paper on Tuesday. The front page
of the Walker Usa paper said that contended Linda Grace had.

Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
Died of what. I guess she just gave up.

Speaker 9 (01:50:28):
I don't know, but they had reported that she had
died in the barn at the farm of mister and
Missus Lowell Angelmeyer. So for twenty four hours those people
in Walkarusa were able to hold their heads high and say, hey,
we have the best Holstein heifer in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
And the next day they had nothing. And you bring
this up because Gail Sayers died in Walker Usa, Indiana.
So forty years after the untimely demise of one contented
Linda Grace, the one thing for which Wakarusa, Indiana, a

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town of eighteen hundred people at its peak, the one
thing that town was known for, has now been supplanted
by the fact that a sports legend has passed away there.

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
By, and b both that Heifer and Gail Sayers for
not have to sit through all.

Speaker 2 (01:51:29):
That because they're dead.

Speaker 9 (01:51:34):
I'm starting to get the impression, Bill that you are
not as impressed as a young Alan Cox was at
being so close, albeit two hours away, but being so
close to a.

Speaker 4 (01:51:47):
World champion Holstein Heifer.

Speaker 9 (01:51:51):
I know, you big city types, Bill, want to scoff,
want to.

Speaker 4 (01:51:57):
Scoff across the street from a cornfield.

Speaker 9 (01:52:00):
I think it would be more interest to you then,
But you guys didn't own lives. And yet I'm not
even talking to you. I'm talking to the people who listen,
who are out in these towns, who asks for excuse me,
who aspire to someday perhaps be in the vaunted company

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of the late great contented Linda Grace. There might be
a young kid out there who's getting ready to show
his first or her first prize hog. Thinking, man, if
I could only I remember that guy on the radio
talking about contented Linda Grace from Walker Rusa, Indiana, And

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if mister and missus Lowell Angelmeyer could do it, then
by god, I can do it too.

Speaker 2 (01:52:52):
Be careful showing your prize hog. It will get you canceled.

Speaker 4 (01:52:59):
I'm starting to think that no one here is taking
me seriously when I try to regale you with tails livestock,
done good, Bill, done.

Speaker 1 (01:53:08):
Good, and then dead?

Speaker 10 (01:53:10):
Yes or twenty ago, twenty four hours later for one day.
Imagine being in a place where, for one day finally
you could go Yes, I'm from Walkarusa, Indiana, and we
had this amazing thing that none of us had anything
to do with.

Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
It was purely by chance.

Speaker 9 (01:53:32):
It was a week later, since you're so far not
that interested, Bill, was a week later that they found
both mister and missus Lowell Angelmeyer hanging in that very
same barn.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
And why did they hanging from their neck? Or are
they just like CrossFit or something?

Speaker 9 (01:53:54):
I made that part up, but I was just trying
to really add some spice to the story. I was
really trying to ratchet it up right. Well, it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
I mean, maybe some kids inspired and they want a
prize winning heifer, but I feel like there's many people
that are like, Okay, neat, can we move on?

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
Have they always been a bovine enthusiast, Yes, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:54:22):
Right, I'm fascinated, But I didn't grow up around livestock.
I'm fascinated by I should expect it curious about things
that both funerals featured stripstakes. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 9 (01:54:39):
Don't know what that means, but I feel like you're
not taking What if we were to find out that
Terry the Goat something awful had happened to her? What
if she gets named some prized animal. You're gonna be
so quick to dismiss Bill.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
No, but I have somewhat of a relationship with Terry
the go You have no relationship with Tay the Goat.

Speaker 9 (01:55:00):
The show does, therefore I do. I don't even have
a relationship with Terry the Goat. I would never presume
on our friendship. I like to keep it professional between
me and the livestock who pick football games.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
If you ever get the feeling that he doesn't love you,
don't you love me too? Feel again? Alan Cox on
one hundred point seven, wmm, you don't hear a lot
of Dwights anymore, do you? I feel like that was
a post World War two name.

Speaker 9 (01:55:32):
I went to school with a kid named Dwight and
I am oldish, and then he was the You don't
mean a lot of Dwights. The guy that's the guy
that played mad Dog Murdoch in the eighteen The actor's
name is Dwight.

Speaker 4 (01:55:47):
I feel like that's when they can make a comeback.

Speaker 1 (01:55:50):
Dwight. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:55:50):
With the popularity of the office.

Speaker 22 (01:55:54):
Dwight.

Speaker 4 (01:55:54):
True.

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
Yeah, yeah, Like I feel like, Okay, it's an okay name.

Speaker 4 (01:55:59):
All right, Sandy, Yeah, it's going on.

Speaker 14 (01:56:04):
All right. Took you off a speaker and now hopefully