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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:46):
But right now, stop for this.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Give me that news quickie.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
So if we're not going to keep shame on this show,
it's not something we would do. Everyone's got their thing
and unless it's illegal.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Have your thingk Let's ask questionable thing you've ever done sexually? Kevin.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's a great question, and I would like to yield
my time to the senator from Nebraska. Kelly Tedford is
a twenty four year old OnlyFans model, and I guess
field so far too young?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, what'd you call that? Christina the sweet spot?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Everyone else got quiet? He just said too young. Her
brain is almost fully developed.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Depends on how many substances she's abused.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, we'll see if we can get you guys in
on this here a second.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I like more miles on the odometer.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, twenty four year old only fans of model Kelly. Uh,
let's just tell her name on OnlyFans. For fifteen dollars
a month, you could subscribe to her page. And she's
described on her page as a submissive pixie who is
fetish slash kink friend.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's KT's thing.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
And then in parentheses it says extremes too, which.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, this sounds like euphoria, remember that?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Haw Yeah, tell me I'm disgusted now. She was not
a pixie though, No, No, she was more like a
nose tackle was submissive nose tackle. What if the Cowboys
drafted a submissive nose tacklemissive three technique.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I don't want to the doubles.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Probe to get pushed out of the pocket.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Kelly here twenty four OnlyFans model recently arrested at a
New Hampshire grocery store. Now, I know you're probably thinking
too much produce.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Yeah, I was going through all of them, which ones
like mellon, candalope, banana.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I was thinking cucumbers.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I was the cucumbers at plants.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Melon.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, I don't know what she's doing for jugs.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
She said she's into everything.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
She's submissive exactly extremes, Ben, what I do with this melon?
A resident in a New Empshire grocery store and the
police report it says, quote for quote, sprang her urine
on more than fifteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Now she's been that is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Hold on how old was the urine?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
It was fresh?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Okay, she's now been hit with five more criminal counts
because it looks like she went on a bit of
a spree.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Here she spray.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
That's five Kelly Tedford scary like a ted talk and
then Ford. She's also been accused of damaging an assortment
of items at a Marriott, where she urinated into a
hotel room's air conditioner unit. Oh my god, also whizzed
on the comforter and the curtains. But she's doing this
for money on her only fans page. Then she also
(04:01):
thought that Marriott did an upper decker.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh no, is she able to crawl up on top
of stuff? Or can she project oh man, well for
the upper decker. I don't think you need to project well.
I say, put her under the jail. Under the jail.
I've had time to do some research. I've had some
time to do research, and I find her guilty. Yeah,
throw the book at her. Have you seen her picture, Kevin?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I have.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I don't think it's as bad as Ben saying, well,
I guess the mugshot is poor gal. She wasn't dulled
up for only fans on her mud She was not
dulled up on her mug.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
She doesn't need to be out there committing crimes, right, like,
don't do that stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Some videos of her remain online. According to this article
I read in The Smoking Gun, one clip showed her
urinating on new garments in a clothing store changing room
when she's doing this for money, So.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Who are it's not her? Who are the sick o
paying her fifteen dollars?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
She doesn't have to do it?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well, you said it was a good price, which is
how you found it.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Fifteen would be a pretty good deal. On also side,
I think.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
There's a Black Mirror episode that kind of not really
makes fun of this, but people doing stupid things for
money online?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Right, Yeah, I'm scared to watch that show.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
It's not bad, it's really good. But this one is tough,
but all the other ones are just intriguing. They make
you think.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Ye's good.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Good.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Really again, what were you searching to find her? It
just came up on my news batch. Yeah, just the algorithm.
Kevin will like this.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
You're in produce. Good job, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
There's Kevin Turner reporting from around the world. Coming up next,
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