Rodgers to Steelers? NFL Free Agency Reactions + Chad Kroeger & Strider Wilson Interview

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Speaker 5 (02:14):
We'll dive into that. Well, we'll dive into that. But overall,
I give the week of four point five.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
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Speaker 5 (04:57):
Anything can happen in March right now. What's happening is
we haven't won one. However, anything can happen. That's f
oh our parlay, parlay. I've won some straight bets now
straight bets. Duke minus nine and a half. I hit Duke,
he was unstoppable.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Tennessee let me down. There was Auburn, Alabama.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
None with Tennessee.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Joe.

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Speaker 4 (05:19):
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Carolina covered the FanDuel Auburn game. I had the or
not Fandel Auburn Alabama Auburn. I had the under in
that game. It was like one seventy nine and a half.
That game was incredible to watch. I watched. I was
watching the entire second half and like seven By the
time you're tuning in with like there was like several
minutes left, there had already been like seven league changes,
and Bro, they tied. It was an easy under. Bro,

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they tie and go into overtime.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
That's brutal because Alabama, like the last twenty second. Alabama's
everyone scoring offense in all of college football, right yeah,
or college basketball.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
They are fast pace. I was doing a little bit
of research, the number one pacing offense in all of
college basketball, and those slows it down there are slow.
They're like a slow a slow death mentalit.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bow and strict and mentality. That
would make a mistake.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
That would have been an easy one. But they went
in o t which again you love to see it,
the little the little drip drop there at the end
by number one there from Alabama, Mark Sears, Mark.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Sears, obviously we had a bunch of SEC boys in
the back. Is this the year SEC gets it done.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
It should be.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
But it's a tournament. Anything can happen, anything can happen,
anything can happen in March.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
God, but fun week, follow the boys. I'm sure we'll
get to get to put together some parlays. Well, even
if we get we're obviously gonna be putting together some parlays.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah, parlays will happen, whether you like it or not.
They're coming out.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, we're gonna do them.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
We're gonna get after them. And you know what, We're
gonna flip the script this week. It's a whole new week.
You wipe the slate clean, you put some stage on
you, you burn it and have fun with it, and now
you get after it. That's what you do.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Big, big movement, a lot of movement in the NFL.
Can we pull up shift these tweets. Let's pull up
shift these tweets.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
So let's just break down the tweets.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
Yeah, restarting, computer restarting can.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Do what we can. But I know Schefty goes line
for line of who's been getting these uh, who's been
getting who's been getting traded, who's been getting new contracts.
There's been a few big ones man, Max Crosby, a
shout out the boy, Max Crosby bros. Setting the market
the highest highest non quarterback contract in NFL history for

(07:17):
a total of.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Four days, four days, maybe four days, three days, seventy
two hours, we'll say seventy two hours plus. Yeah, and
then all of a sudden, Miles Garrett comes in. That
photo of him doing a press conference with the Johnny
grays On resurfaces, and we understand exactly why he's getting
all that money. Matt Bell cow I.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Was gonna say, Miles Garrett, by the way, that's a
that's a class ten dragon. Your boy watched to train
your dragon, class last dragon.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Dude, he is. It's impressive both of them getting the
contracts they have, but it's also impressive the game of
chess that players are playing now that Max Crosby, you
hear he's upset about going with the Raiders. He wants
to go to contender. He wants to play this game
to win.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Be great.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
What happens, hey, Max, howbout we just dow a massive
back at you and make you the highest paid non
quarterback of all time. Max Oblige just signs the line.
Miles Garrett, there he wants out. Yeah. You go down
to Radio Road during the Super Bowl, everyone say, hey,
who wants Max Crosby. All the players are doing their
best thing. You see George Kittle on there, He's talking
about coming to the forty nine ers, and Hutchinson's going,
I don't know how financially we can get that done,

(08:18):
but if we can get that done, that'd be incredible
to have me and him back and forth. Yeah, And
you have all these teams basically whisper and clamor and
saying Miles come to us. That makes the Cleveland Browns
shit their pants and they say, hey, how about this
sign on the doted line here? And it's five million
dollars more than Max's.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Apy Yeah, forty per year.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
It's insane, insane, four point five million more because I
think Max is thirty five and a half and he
got Usually when guys reset the market, it's that standard,
like by a five hundred thousand. It's always by like
sometimes by like I think Trent Williams became the highest
paid five or six years ago when he went to
the forty nine ers by like zero point oh one,
so like ten thousand dollars more. But the way it

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usually resets is like people will jump by five hundred
thousands and way, okay, I'm okay, I'm next time. Next.
Max Crosby hits one thirty five to five or one
whatever it was, beats him by five hundred thousand. Whoever
for the second highest paid non quarterback was, and then
Miles Garrett four and a half million. Like he was
commanding something crazy right there. Yeah, now all of a sudden,
the boy's happy. They're gonna win it all on Miles's eyes. Now,

(09:17):
the Browns are going to the distance this year, aren't they.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Miles was fired up too for I don't know, I
forget what the guarantees were for Miles Garrett, but you
look at Max it was like, you know, I'm butchering
this a little bit, but I'll just say he signed
one hundred million dollar extension and like ninety percent of
it ninety million dollars guarantee.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
We're finally getting to the area that was a brain
baby of Kirk Cousins, of guaranteed contracts, and you can
kind of start to see it with Max's because the
percentage wise it was always in that it'd be great
if it was like a sixty percent guarantee or like
a sixty five percent guarantee. Now you see these guys
creeping up the board and getting those close to fully
guaranteed contracts, which is awesome. I think Miles is a

(09:53):
little less. He's got more guarantee than Max, but less
for a percentage in his contract than Max's contract. So
it's awesome to see. It's great to see guys get paid.
But it brings us back to the conversation that JP
was having a couple of weeks ago, how much is
too much? It brings us back to how much is
too much? JP?

Speaker 7 (10:11):
No, I love these contracts for these guys.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Every single you guys right, and this is how you
know Max deserves it.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
This morning, I'm scrolling on TikTok I have.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
There's a motivational video that comes up in my algorithm naturally,
and it's Tim Grover's voice. It's Michael Jordan practicing. It's like,
you know, it's all about the process, It's all about
these things. It goes from Michael Jordan, it goes to
a Kobe Bryant game winner, then it goes to Max
running out of the tunnel, and it was.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
A Kobe Max and Michael Jordan edit. I was like,
I really made it.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Like if you get to be putting one of the
Tim Grover edits right with MJ and Kobe Bryant.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
That's it was too good.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Yeah, that's you've made it, all of us on the bus. Yeah,
do you will in the laughing We'll get that.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
You get a Max tune into the vlog from Vegas.
He's got a few words for JP.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
And yes he does. Max has a couple of Hey,
it doesn't mean they forget that one hundred million dollar
man still wants is coined from JP.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
They made a bet on the average and.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
JP.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
I will say that somebody on this bus did sell
you out. I'm not gonna say who. Yeah, we're not
gonna say who Jack. I mean, we're not gonna say
or we're not gonna say who sold them out?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Whatever, dude, we're seeing, we're currently we're currently shooting this
Monday morning Twitter. We're catching mord right now from our
from our guy in the back. Twitter is down on desktop. Uh,
so we can go, so we can go through some
more of these contracts, but also on Max. With Max
and Miles, you gotta think to like, what's gonna happen
with Michael Parsons, t J. Watt, and these guys who

(11:58):
are kind of waiting in the wing. Yeah, back in
the dark.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
I think if you are those guys, Trey Hendrickson, if
you are well that he wants out of the Bengals.
But if you're the Cowboys, if you're the Steelers, if
you're the Lions, you're kicking yourself right now because you
want to be first in the situations. You want to
be the guys and be like, all right, we'll pay you,
We'll make you the highest paid riding now, knowing good
and well that market's going to be reset three more times,

(12:22):
especially with this free agency market of having like that
high of caliber rushers that are maybe you want to
maybe be up for a contract. They're acting like they're
upset when they might not really be upset. Like all
these games of chess being played. The Steelers the Cowboys,
and would have been the Bengals if if Hendrickson would
have stayed.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
But we were mentioning the Steelers too, like signing our
trading for DK, me DK and him a contract that
is big time and you loved what do you have?

Speaker 9 (12:48):
Khalil Mack reach agreement today on one year, fully guaranteed
eighteen million.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Oh you saw John r John Jim Harble, he was
on the mcavie show not too long ago telling the GM.
I think he was sitting the next him like bay
Khalil Mack Bayham Bayam. The boy gets paid. But DK
Metcalf I love seeing the Steelers just go on offense too,
because they've always been the highest paid defense and they've
never had any weapons on offense. DK Metcalf number fourteen,

(13:14):
George Pickts, number fourteen. Cannot wait to see them on
the team.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah, both of them.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Fourteen.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Who's gonna get that number? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (13:21):
Because they believe they're gonna fight for it.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Fun ye a rough and rowdy or something.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
So funny meme where it was like from Step Brothers
where you have Will Ferrell and John c Riley when
they're standing in the front yard just facing each other.
It's gonna be like when their first meeting, when DK
is gonna ask him about number fourteen.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
I know what's gonna happen. I feel like the go
to move for DKs just to go to one. Yeah,
I feel like that's what all receivers goes on.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I think George.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
I don't. I don't see George giving it up.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
I don't see George George anything.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
I feel like DK, like it's the potential for a rebrand,
so like you get go to a new place, new number,
new U, new idea point.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yeah, the Kobe Bryant.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
We all would love to see just already some locker
and beefs just starts doing.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
I mean both those guys are known for their extracurriculars,
like on the field during in a little bit after
plays like could you imagine Week two, they're both just
pissed off about something and then there's a draw play
up the middle and they they're both just fighting on
both sides of the fieldside the field, just beating get.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
They're gonna be cooking corners, like getting in fights and
ship they could.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah, I think DK is gonna elevate pickings game like
you won't see you know it is what it is.
He's he's quit on some routes in the middle of
place before you have somebody like DK there. I do
think they're gonna feed off of each other. It's just
all about who they're gonna get under center. So Russell
Wilson justin fields there's also whispers now again this is
this is Monday. Donald Free Agency basically opens up. I've

(14:44):
seen Donald. I've also seen Aaron Rodgers. Apparently the Steelers
are having a conversation with Aaron Rodgers, like where's Aaron
Rodgers gonna go? People has been heavy on the New
York Giants, but I've been seeing the rumors and whispers
of the Steelers. The Vikings. Obviously, I think we might
have manufactured the t to see one. I don't know
if I've ever seen if I've seen that one.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
For a reason, the only thing that would ever come
up about Aaron Rodgers and Tennessee was he owns land
out here. I think that was what the mainstream media
would would comment on when it rolled in a Nashville
with a little quick comment and then they kind of
quickly jump out of there. Steelers would be a great
place for him to go, too. Yeah, Vikings would be
outstanding for him. I think. No, I don't love the
Vikings pick because you kind of have the opportunity to

(15:22):
get the deal done with Sam Darnold, but you also
have JJ sitting.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
There, but they're letting Sam go. Yeah, I know that.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Well, they're letting him test the market. We'll see how
much he gets. Maybe they have an offer on board
or something like that. Like you kind of Sam had
so much success with the Vikings. He could sit there
and get a forty million dollar deal from somewhere forty
million dollars from the Vikings. They might match, So I
feel like he would kind of lean towards going there,
knowing that he fits in that system so well and
does really well. I loved the idea of Aaron Rodgers
at the Raiders before they end up getting.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Geno Smith Gino Smith.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
But there was all that back and forth about Tom
Brady and Aaron Rodgers. They don't like each other, but
you kind of move those things aside for business. Actually,
allegedly the conversation revolving around the Raiders was, Aaron Rodgers
and Tom Brady do not like each other. There's like
some sort of beef. Whether it's a competitive standpoint or
a personality standpoint. They don't like each other. So it
might not work. But the best fit for Aaron Rodgers

(16:12):
and the best fit for the Raiders would be each other.
The personalities go well together. You get a guy like
Pete Carroll who has got that Tomlin kind of figure
where he can kind of sit with any kind of
personality and bring out the best in them. So it
was an interesting thought process for a little bit. Obviously
that's gone now, but now I would love to see
Aaron Rodgers with the Steelers.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
But how ee would it be if Aaron Rodgers went
to Minnesota and Fallow just step for step that far?

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Also, speaking about the Titans, I don't know if y'all
saw a Bucks tweet this morning.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
I'm Buck, Oh, buddy, you see all these movies, mate, Well,
every name we've mentioned.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
But he's had two names I've heard around Titan's interests,
Zach Wilson and Mac Jones. I swear to God, no bullshit. Actually,
I'm not gonna do this again hypothetically. I'm gonna kill
myself if we get.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
These I love. I swear to God, no bullshit.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
I saw the results.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
I'm gonna kill myself.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
I saw Bucks tweet and I just started laughing because
you see all these names that have been coming through
Shifty and all the moves, these big dog moves are
getting made with all these teams, and then just the Titans.
They're talking.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
This is This is the issue with the Titans. This
is the issue every year. Every year that I was
with the Titans, it was always first day of free
agency would go by, and you look at your phone.
You'd be excited about what keystone players are you gonna
get on your team, and it would be quiet as hell.
Day two. Maybe at the end of day tay two.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
You would get a guy.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
It would usually be an offensive lineman, our defensive live
but nothing that would make you.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Feel like a tear two.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
You can go like we had one year. We got
Julio Jones and that was exciting. I think that was
day two of the free agency. And then day three
finally hits and you get a couple of guys jumping
in with the one year eight million, the two year
sixteen kind of thing going on, and you'd be like,
all right, I guess we're gonna we're gonna do it again.
We're gonna do with grit and spit. Last year, the
Titans go into free agency and they make splash moves.

(18:04):
They get us all drinking the kool aid a little bit.
I go on the radio decision we go twelve and
oh or sorry seventeen to oh we can get this
whole thing going. The whole city of Nashville is feeling
fired up looking at the Vegas all the sports book,
probably most likely the FanDuel sportsbook, seeing four and a
half wins, going, this is a bucket. This is as
easy as it comes right here. How do I empty
the mortgage out on this one? And what do they do?

(18:24):
They get the under on that one. So, if I'm
the Titians, I'm probably a little more nervous about spending
some money in fregency now too.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
I'm telling you right now, Amy Adams and Callahan, since
I know you're listening to this, because they're obviously avid watchers,
they do watch. If you guys take Zach Wilson or
Mac Jones, that would be the fastest way to lose momentum.
Ain't already a dying franchise, right, Don't say dying.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
You said dying. They're building.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Speak rough.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Jones or Zach Wilson in free agency, consider us dead.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Let me say this Jack.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Now they're saying, they're saying these guys could be competent
backups because it's there are I don't even want him
in the bill. Cam Ward want Ward.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Yeah, he's been on the camore.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah, people are saying that's where they're going with their
first pig.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Let's say that that would bring us so back super
Bowl bound twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor. All right, we
need these rocky waters right now, he's being no, he's no,
we're not, dude, We're not. We're being forged in fire.
We're being forged right now's going through the ring. He knows,
he knows that how the NFL is, and it's not
for long. And if it goes away it went last year,
he'll probably be out. He gets that. Amy, she's been

(19:39):
catching bullets left, right and center about how the whole
the team's going downhill? How are you making the stadium now?
If you can't fill up the stadium we have like
this is really not for the Titans, it's for everything else.
So we they understand. Let's give him some grace and
let's see if we can turn the ship around this year.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
What are you thinking that five way season would be successful?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Seventeen games.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Last year?

Speaker 5 (20:04):
How many wins the line seven and a half.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I think their line is statistically have the worst spread
against teams in the Super Bowl era.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
So three wins, so you're looking for them just to
get like four.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
I would always as a Titans fan.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
You aren't a Titans fan. You literally said it Yesterday's.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Line of thinking of seeing the whole picture, like if
you just get a little bit better each year, that's
what he's looking here.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
But I think if you the little bit better each
year based on the mentality, can I get it? Is
this my show? I don't know what's going on here,
so mentality, I literally I love it. I love it.
You can speak, but I just do want to finish
the thought. If you look at where the Titans are
at from a mental standpoint, the owners, the vibe of
the city, everything, if you get four or five wins

(20:48):
and your callahan, you're probably gone. That being said, four
five wins is better. You do want to see some
sort of step forward. And the good news is for
Titans fans, we don't got to do a whole lot
to get better. We don't got to do a whole
lot to get better. What's up Jack?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
If you think that if we get four or five
year and that's yeah, it's improved. Technically, it's improved.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Technically, it's improvement.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Technically, we're still hypothetically killing ourselves if we go four
and whatever. But imagine if we have Zach Wilson and
Will Levis in the QB room in a week.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Imagine, Yeah, no one's mom's safe and no man is safe.
I get it, I understand, I love free. I think
I don't like if Zach Wilson or Mac Jones come
to the Titans. You're not gonna see a world where
one of those guys and Will Levis or in the
building come the fall. If you bring one of those guys,
it's a we know these guys aren't going to stand

(21:46):
up a franchise. We know these guys aren't gonna be
able to give us a thousand wins, but they can
be serviceable while we draft a quarterback one overall. If
you go with a Mac Jones, if you go with
a Zach Wilson, you're basically saying or taking back with
the number one overall, pick yeah, And we need a
safety blanket in case this kid isn't who we have.
We need somebody with some experience. And right now, what
the market says is this is the best experience we

(22:08):
have for the situation we're in.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
This is not a.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
We're planting our flag in the ground of a Zach
Wilson and Mac Jones because if they came out and
Callahan goes, these are our guys. You have the floor jacket,
your your comments. Besides killing yourself, I'm also this is
a process, Jack, I do.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
I think what Taylor is saying is right. Like, if
you're going with Mac Jones or Zach Wilson, that means
you're all eyes on going.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
One overall with quarterbacks one overall.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
I think it's gotta be cam Warder.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I love cam Warton.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
If the new the new GM is sitting there saying, Okay,
we know who our guy is in this draft, and
we have to pick of the litter right because we
have the first overall pick, they need to not be
focused on I don't love that photo so much. Make
sure that makes it in the episode. Uh. I'm not
focused on a backup quarterback right now. I'm focused on
a right tackle. I'm focused on Morgan Moses, who is

(22:57):
There's a rumor that came out yesterday about him. You
bring a guy like Morgan Moses redskin. I think he's
at the Jets this past year. Correct Good Player twenty
fourteen drafts, so you know it was a fantastic draft.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Bill Kellayen coached him. Yeah, Bill Callahan's coach drafted.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
He's been through the fire of Keith Carter, so he
knows how to take bad coaching. He can come in
and have a great coach at Nashville, Tennessee and keep fighting.
You get that right tackle that if you can protect
the quarterback, doesn't matter if quarterbacks good or not, you're
in a better opportunity to get it out to your playmakers.
That's what we need. We need a right tackle right now.
You're cooking now, thank you.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
If you're making Jack feel better about that. Buck Rising
tweet this morning.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Yeah, I mean, but I just saw it.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
I just laughed because all these names coming across that Monday.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
If you're you see, we see you see we get
our new deal, and all of a sudden, Buck Rising
has a mustache. He's just trying to be like us.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Now.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Buck is really doing his best.

Speaker 10 (23:47):
If you're planning on drafting the number one, like drafting
a quarterback number one overall, wouldn't you want to bring
in like a better backup to learn from, not Mac
Jones or Zach Wilson. Bring in like an older guy
and let let cam Ward learned from him rather than
two That.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Was my so yeah, actually let Jack leject to it
because I had a nice little take. It is my take,
but I wanted you to compliment my take. I'll I'll
still do the take. I'll still say the take right now.
You bring in Marcus Mariota. You bring in Marcus Mariota.
He's a true professional. He's been here, He's a hero
to Nashville, Tennessee. He's a serviceable backup. You saw what
happened when he went in for Jaden Daniels last year.

(24:23):
He can light up a football field periodically, and who knows.
I still think he can be a guy. I still
think he'd be a guy. That might be my bias.
I love Marcus Mariota. You bring him back, You give
him me eight. You say, Will Levis, we love you
to death, thank you for everything. We'll see you later.
You take cam Moore, Shuder, Sanders, whoever you believe your
quarterback of choices at number one overall pick you have

(24:44):
maybe the best business guy business quarterback. The best way
to approach the game in the locker room with you
with a young cat to develop cam Wod's got a
lot of talent. Everything everyone is saying is that is
the guy now that is going to be the first
quarterback taking off the board with to be the first pick,
third pick of fifth pick. You get a guy that
Marcusburry other the building and you put him next to him.

(25:06):
You put yourself in a position to be successful. Now,
if I'm Callahan, I'm not taking I'm not taking a
quarterback one overall, I would not do that. I think
if I'm worried about my job.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
Security, you're taking a right tackle at first.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
No, I would tell I honestly, I would have tried.
I would have tried harder for this Sam Donald, this
Aaron Rodger thing gotten a quarterback, the Gino Smith I
knew if he was on the board, the Matthew Stafford
when I thought he was.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
On the board.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
I would have gone for those guys, knowing that I
have a quarterback that you can come in and has
had success in the NFL with some weapons and been like, hey,
this is my best opportunity to stick around here a
little bit longer. Then you take an obdual carter or
if you're thinking a couple of years from now we're
going to have a nice new stadium. We need to
sell some some jerseys. Maybe trade back three four picks,
take Travis Hunter as well. For a pr standpoint, That's

(25:48):
what I would have done.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
But I would love the Abdul Carter, a dual Carter,
especially with Harold now going off.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Now, Minion, Harold lanes your bad.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
I saw you look into me, and you know, Harold's
still because he's not gonna have to practice. He's gonna
he's gonna have his he's gonna.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Be like he's gonna in the training room.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
He's gonna have that little click thing on his grind.
He's gonna sit there, go not today, He's gonna go
out and walk through and he's gonna go up. He's
gonna show up. He's gonna get close to double digit
sacks every single year. Shadow.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Harold's trying to be the Ferrari that just comes out
on something.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Yeah exactly. Yeah, Oh it's sunny out today, get the
nice car.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Out, not to take away. He is a grinder. He
is a grinder, Harold. He is trying to get that
car out on Sunday.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Harold works hard. But Harold has a great combination of
working smart and yeah, yeah he's gonna come in got
he's got a good physique. Yeah he's in, he's in shape.
He plays extremely hard. But August twenty first, he's not
gonna want to practice that.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
He's trying to always peak at the right thing.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Yeah, exactly, It's all about finding that peak, that weekly peak.
And Mike Rabel understands. Mike Rabel fully understands that.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
I'm happy for him because he's back out in the
Northeast to where you know, he went to b c
went to college, went.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
To Boston College's got that whole thing done. Do you
want to do a read real quick?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Sure, let's get it.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
I know you just did the last one. But this
was supposed to be verbay them, so I want to
make sure that we can get this right.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
You can jump in anytime you need.

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(28:13):
a lot of moving parts.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Davante Adams to the Rams, I would any time.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Not Tavante Adams, I'm sorry. I'm thinking about your boy
in uh in Uh, Florida, in Tampa, Lavonte David getting
a stitch and I saw that. I smiled, thinking, I
know you're somewhere smiling. Yeah, because that is your guy.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Boogie yeah, boogie bro. He'll be his his entire career,
like he's going to be a Ring of Honor cat there.
There'll be arguments with him in the Hall of Fame
for the rest of time.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Is he yea? Is he like the most underrated player
to ever play the game?

Speaker 4 (28:46):
I mean gotta be now. The short list isn't off
the top of my head, like isn't sitting there in
front of me, but Levante is. It is on that
short list of most underrated players of all time because
I think I believe he only has one Pro Bowl,
which is gleed he only has one Pro Bowl and
it might have been an alternate.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
We've had this conversation with Clay Matthews before. Though. They
run the four to three at the Pro Bowl, right,
which kills the middle linebackers.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Right kills When you're an off the ball outside linebacker,
you're getting in the same class as the pass rushing
outside linebackers. When sacks are more, sacks are going to
be sacks are going to be king. Yeah, because Levante's
stats again. You put it up next to Bobby Wagoner,
Luke Keakley all their years. Like he stacks up better
in some categories than those.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Slippery motherfucker too East of West guy, not going to
run through your face at all, but hos a way
of making sure you know what you have magnets. They're
both like you take both the positive side of both
the afside. They're just like always like you can't get
him to touch that's him trying to block Yeah, you're
trying to block him.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
He is slippery. He is a make all the plays du.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Josh Allen as well. Last night, Josh Allen is to
sea Le's give him a round of aplo huge.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Extension that six years, three hundred and thirty million dollars, two.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Hundred and fifty million dollars guaranteed. That's a quarter of
a billion dollars, is a Josh, you could fuck around,
do nothing. You're still going to get a quarter of
a billion dollars no matter what. Brother, And you know what.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
He's probably doing even when he signed that contract. He's
probably on the golf course right now with his boys
that he grew up.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah, probably yeah, Okay, fiance, all right, what's still his fiance.
He can't just say his hot ass fiance Jack. She
is an incredible compliment. Yeah she's a beautiful woman. But
we sit there and we say, hey, she's a woman.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
On the golf course with his boys. I can't be
like and his hot wife.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
That guy's easy.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
He does have a history, man of called.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
You know, he's just hammer on the golf course right now?
Ye and it smoked you of a wife.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Oh yeah, be class respectful about it. What I love
about Josh too is I saw a bust and post
a photo of Josh Allen on the bus, and I
just thought about that conversation and him talking about how
he doesn't really do anything in the off season. They're
just enjoy life and kind of eat whatever. And and
the fact that a gentlemen can enjoy life and eat
whatever and then go to a play football for six

(30:53):
months out of the year, come back and say I'm
gonna keep enjoying life and doing nothing, but I'm also
gonna sign this deal for three hundred and thirty million dollars.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
And he's the quarterback he is.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Josh Allen might be an American hero. The the ability
to do that and enjoy life, like if you are
me and Will, you did. We didn't enjoy life. We
like we picked pockets of time to go and say,
I'm gonna have a good time. I'm gonna go to Compo,
Sam Lucas, I'm gonna go back to Bontaana, Missouri, and
see my family. We're gonna go and do these couple

(31:22):
of things. But then we get back right into the
fucking grind. That's what happens. That is not Hello, that
is not h We did not have that possessed the
ability to have the talent, get that contract and everything.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, I mean we're we're kind of on a little
different levels, but no doubt guys like me and Will, no,
I was paranoid all year.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Long, all year long. Yeah, we're paranoid for different reasons,
but I was always the one of the paranoid survived
kind of mentality. We got, Oh, should have a bow
time out real quick? What is this? Wait?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Wait on the bowt timeout? Yeah, Josh.

Speaker 7 (32:03):
Also, I wonder.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
If he was making less than Hayley Steinfeld before the contract.
Now I feel like she might have elevated his game.
He needs to be the bread winner. She's obviously very successful.
She might have another Oscar worthy performance coming up.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Yeah, you never know, you never know. A big win
for the Bills and we barely touched on it. But
Davante Adams still Rams is such an underrated move.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
What makes you say it's an underrated move for dollars.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Because they got rid of Cooper Cup so you're kind
of thinking, how are they going to fill that boy?
But Davante Adams is still a freak, Like he's still
somebody you can lean on in the game as the playmaker.
And you also have Pooka Nukua who is Tyler Higbee. Yeah,
you got all these offensive weapons, but uh, Davante Adams
getting play with the quarterback like Matt Stafford. Now, he
did get to play with Aaron Rodgers and they thought
they were gonna win the Super Bowl when he signed

(32:52):
to the Jets.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Right scene of him on Pat mckecke, he walked through
the screen and they thought the whole world was about
to burn right there, right here.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
But that's in a situation where Aaron rode the organization.
Nobody like the Rams are on the same page culturally,
staff hered in McVeigh. You're getting to go play in
a scheme like that to where it's high level, level two,
level three thinking throughout your play calling throughout the game,
which I feel like DeVante Adams moules well with that
because you see clips of DeVante talking about the art
of the route, talking about how him and Aaron are

(33:19):
on the same page. From just a mental standpoint on,
he'll change her out in the middle of a play
or if they audible or something pre snap. That He's
going in a system to where all they do is
talk about that second third level of playing football. And
so I think it's going to be a huge move.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yeah, don't. I don't disagree with that at all. It's
very It's very interesting how the narratives work in the NFL,
because I'm not taking anything away from DeVante Adams and
the talent he has. You talk to different receivers throughout
the league and they say, yeah, devont DeVante Adams still
a top five wide receiver, He's still a dog, still
a dog. You usually don't see that when a guy
for the last two three years hasn't had the numbers
you'd wanted to have. A lot of times guys will

(33:55):
drop off in numbers and whether it's a quarterback play
or the play calling or whatever that has doesn't have
anything to do with them. The narrative around that individual
player kind of goes away and be like, hey, he
was great, but you know he's kind of lost a
step here and there. That has not happened to DeVante Adams.
He is still talked about and wily regarded as one
of the top wide receivers in the NFL. So I
when I saw that contract, my brain went to, you, man,

(34:16):
he hasn't really done nothing in a couple of years.
But then you start to break it down about the
art of the art of the route, him sitting on
Club Shashay talking about that the show Receiver on Netflix,
the passion and drive he has towards the game, and
you see how he's caught in the shorts thing a
couple of times when he's at the Raiders. He didn't
have a quarterback consistently. There was some real big turmoil
going on with the Jets last year and Aaron Rodgers.
So you're right all the things you said about the

(34:37):
Rams is a great fit.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Yeah, yet they're going to Pooka wears number seventeen.

Speaker 11 (34:43):
You think he gives that to DeVante Adams or does
DeVante Adams rebrand like DK potentially.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Will great great comment, great question.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I think he tries to gain what I think what's
the number? I think Davante gets seventeen?

Speaker 7 (34:56):
Yeah, what's the number?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
You?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
I don't know. I don't know. I do think somebody
like Pooka, just his spirit. It's small sample size of
being around Pooka. Seems like the guy that would be
like doesn't care about the number. Yeah, he cares about
the passion of the game. Yeah, so Davante might get himself.
But if I'm Pooka Pooka, if you can see this clip,
and I know you actually do watch the show, Command
the Bag, Command the Bag.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
What was this year, year twelve for Davonte Adams. He's
been paid multiple massive figured contracts. He's got a two year,
forty six million dollars.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
A little bad coming in now, give him a little something, Yeah,
give a little something with them A hundred Yeah, you
gotta that's a that's an unk move right there.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
If you have him off a little bit, you.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Got to break him off a little bit. Taylor and
I had the conversation when there was like some rumblings
if I was still gonna go play or not before
I found out if I could or not, And I
was like, what about seventy seven? And I told her,
I was like, I'll give my entire contract to way
to wear seventy seven still swars zero, No, I will.
I was wearing seventy seven. That was like one of
my half tooths half toos. Obviously never worked out that way.

Speaker 9 (35:52):
So I really get excited about NFL teams. Like preseason wise,
I got more dialed into the college football stuff. But
with the Rams, I am getting a really strong sense of.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
A one last ride kind of season. I don't know,
just going.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
All yeah, bringing staff back.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I just have a feeling that you.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Got the young defense to build around to eat another
year in the system. What would you so if you
went to another team and somebody has seventy seven who
was a Pro Bowl caliber player, but he was young,
he was young, he was in like year three. Yeah,
has he made a Pro Bowl? Yeah, he's made a
Pro Bowl.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
I don't think he'd walk away from it.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
But I'd offer what would you pay if he said
I'll give you seventy seven for a million dollars? Would
you do it?

Speaker 5 (36:35):
I would go home and talk to Taylan about it.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
What if she said, yeah, do what you want to do, then.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
I would go and I'd be the art of the deal,
what art of the deal him? I would do something.
I would try to figure it out. But I would
you pay a million dollars? Probably not a million? Probably
not a million. And I know I wanted to say
yes for the sake of the show, say for the clicks,
but in all reality I probably would have given five
hundred thousand dollars for seventy so at that point time,
with that mind frame, with that mindset, at that point

(37:03):
in time, yeah, probably. Well, yeah, I think Puka, Puka,
I had different mindsets. I think, Puka, I think, I
think I think differently.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
If seventy seven's off the table, what number are you taking?

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Sixty nine? I would take sixty nine or goes hard?
You kidding, David? Uh sixty nine? And I think there's
a lot there's a lot of branding in sixty nine too.
I think this Dave did a great job with it,

(37:38):
but sixty nine goes hard.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Dude b Trojan sponsored him so that the opportunity.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Yeah, there's some off there at sixty nine. I do
think sixty nine is an okay number. I think it's okay.
I'm trying to be nice. I think for attacking you guys,
stay in the seventies.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I think so to seventies.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
I think seventies or matching numbers are like fifty five.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Single digit number seven crazy bets would be so funny.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah, that would be sick.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Do you see a body like the Trent Williams body
just wearing number seven?

Speaker 5 (38:10):
That would be sweet or X? Yeah? I think yeah.
I would have been a high six figures guy to
keep seventy seven. I was just so part of the identity,
so a part of the identity.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
I feel like if you started sixty nine and established
sixty nine, then I see sixty nine. But going from
a seventy something number two sixty nine, I feel like
it's like a downgrade.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Fifty five. I think fifty five is a solid number.
I think the best numbers are fifty five, No, fifty
five to seventy one, seventy seven. I think I think
the best three numbers for a left tackle. I think
seventy one goes hard, but that's also Trent Williams. Seventy
three is still decent too. I like seventy three, but
something about double double sticks. Man, Yeah, double sticks just

(38:51):
looks different than anything else. I love the single day.
I don't know how you guys feel, but I love
the single digit look for on Big Boys. I think
d line single Yeah, absolutely, what else to be? Hey?

Speaker 4 (39:08):
How was Vegas? How was Zuckerberg? Zuck was all how
was Zuck? I saw you met Zuck and it was.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
I mean Jack Jack hit me with the Hey you guy,
introduce your I'm like, oh yeah, we've got to get
that done. So between I think the Gaeche and Perira
fight is when for whatever reason, there was like a
much bigger calm. There's a lot of moving parts between
those fights, so it's all about picking your turn. Dana
was up, he was walking around, and Zuck was kind
of by himself with his wife. So we went over.
We got the photo with mel Gibson and Taylor Sheridan

(39:35):
and all them, and then I turned around and He's
just sitting there all alone, all right, and no one
to protect him in that situation. So I walked up.
Mister Zuckberg wanted induced myself. My name is terol lawomblah
blah blah. He he says, whatever and then I get
into the low Hanging fruit. Saw you on Joe Rogan,
saw you to your g A c L. How's how's
the recovery? Ben, I've had a couple of myself. I
had one that I had a revision done. So we

(39:56):
go through the whole ACL thing. But his eyes lit
up like he really wanted to talk about his injury.
He was doing the motion of like how he was
kicking when he when he tore the a CL And
then right as we were about to I felt like
a lull coming or maybe a transition of conversation. Hey man,
just want to introduce myself. Great to meet you. Then
started to go away, pulls me back in with what'd
you do? And I was like, okay, you want to

(40:16):
know what I did?

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Now?

Speaker 5 (40:17):
I will say this. Mark Zuckerberg is the first person
of status I had him with. I played ten years
in the NFL, not nine years of the NFL. I
mean he was my first guy I hit with the
decade instead of nine. It felt uncomfortable, it felt wrong,
but at the end of the day, it felt right.
You know, he's got my data, he knows he probably

(40:37):
looked me up and go He's a liar. That's okay,
that's all right. I fuffed my numbers a little bit,
sue me. So we talked about it, we talked about
the isolated ACL all that when sat back down, but
it was it was a cool experience. And we sat
there and we're like, we're we're sitting with Max and
we're like talking about the contract a little bit. And
as we're like kind of talking about the contract, Zuck
walks by, so it goes, what do you what do

(40:59):
you think he's worth? And we pull that number up, buddy,
two hundred and seventeen point two billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
That's just that's yeah, just get It's just it's insane.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
He is the success this man has had, insane, and
he's got a movie about him. He's doing the whole
We're going He's got now Dana now on the board
of Meta. He's flip flopped a little bit, but.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
He looks so funny with his hair and the big ass.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Chain, the big chain, the baggy T shirt. He's made
a transition. He has switched up.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
After Taylor talked to him, I started walking off and
I was like, dude, I have to got to I
was like, if I send a photo of me and
Zuck to my dad right now, just unannounced. He's gonna
die laughing. So I asked him, like, hey, can we
get a photo? And it was like he did a
factory reset and he kind of like stood up three seconds.
Yeah sure, And then I did it. I had a
computer and then my phone froze. My phone froze trying

(41:54):
to take the photo, and you can in the live
photo you hold it in the very end. He just
looks at me like are we done here? And I
take it and I was like thanks, and just like
sat next to Taylor and just showed him the photo.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Yeah, because I wouldn't sat down. I was kind of
just chilling, hanging out because it was great. It was
actually a really awesome event because you have Max who
were boys with, and then right next to me was
Leanne and Burt Krusher, so it was and then right
next to them was was THEO. So it was really
like a comfortable like setting the entire time. So I'm
kind of just hanging out or whatever. I don't even
realize Jack's gone. Jackson's down with this shitting grid in

(42:26):
his face. He just pop his phone over to me.
It's just him and Zuck close up just laughing.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
There the Eisenberg Jack Kim.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Can we talk about the headphones?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
We can talk about it, but you're going to have
to figure out the result in the volagt No, we don't.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
You tweeted the result.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
No, I mean that's yeah, where you'll just look watch
the vog I'll tell you this. Don't risk your life
for headphones. Just don't. Whether they're expensive or not, just don't.
We went it was a random neighborhood in Vegas. A
shout out to our driver, I forget his.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Name, were in Vegas? You left your head ones as.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Two times ago, I went over for New Year's Eve
with some of my friends and I left them at
like a restaurant inside of the Red Rock. And so
they were. They were in the Red Rock for the
last month and a half and then all of a sudden,
I get pinged and they're in a neighborhood in Vegas.
So someone found them took them home. Me and Taylor
didn't have anything to do in the morning, so we're like,
let's pull up on them. So we drive twenty five

(43:24):
minutes out there.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Oh, we get breakfast first, and when the driver's like Hey,
where are we going? And we give him the address
and he pulls it up and hits the zooms and
goes North Vegas.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
We like, oh is that bad?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
We're like five minutes out. I told Taylor. I was like, dude,
I'm nervous. It's like it feels like you're about to
go to a game. I was like, and dude, knocking
on that door it's scary. And you just check out
the vlog. Because we filmed the whole interaction with these patrons,
We've tried not to docks them.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
I filmed that that's what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Someone in one of my tweets literally got their address
and the guy's name and like put it out there
and I was like, hey, let's let's not do this
like it's just shouted.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
The boys fighting for you though, huh yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yeah. How was the exchange? Can we give any type
of detail outside the results? It was about as uncomfortable
as you'd expect it to be. Someone you knock on
the door.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I knock on the door. Let's just say they opened
the door all of six inches the whole time, for
like three minute interaction, and there were two individuals.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
One body at first a second body came in.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
If you have your Find my iPhone app, you can
see that the proximity location has gotten really good, so
it'll give you like a thirty foot perimeter and then
the exact dot. We're standing on the front porch and
my headphones had to have been in their living room
like five feet through the window that we were standing by.
Like there's no doubt if you.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Would have walked through their door and taken a left.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Tells you like footage. Yeah, we had to find Charles
phone one day. It was like in between some cushions
and we couldn't find it anywhere, and I pulled out
to find my and it tells you that if you're
within like ten feet, Like I go up on the
second floor and it's like getting warmer, getting colder type
of type. Yeah, I'm standing over the couch and it starts,
it starts vibrating. No ship, So I like reached up

(45:04):
the cushion. I'm like, oh ship here it is so
yeah to your point, like it was probably right there.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
It was right there. We even debated going to the
house next door, but like the proximity like cut off
half of your it was right there.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Going to the house next door. You see how the
exchange kind of ended.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Yeah, yeah, true, you were given too much.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, we're giving too much. Watched the vlog. There's a
ton of fun stuff in this log. Yeah, it's not
just gabling, because yeah, try to invade a home.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
I don't know if you did. I don't know if
you were following me on Twitter this weekend, but I
put a nice photo of Icarus up unsolicited. Icarus is
a uh it's a mythological story of a guy who
had wings, and he was very cocky and arrogant, and
he kept flying off. Hey, you should don't fly too
close to the sun. You'll burn out. Yeah, And he
flies too close to the sun and he falls to

(45:52):
his death. And so I was. I caught myself and
yet another predicament this weekend where I was down a
significant amount of money. Luckily, once again didn't learn my lesson.
Watch the wash, the boys come out, wash the vlug. Yeah, green, yeah, Green,
that's good.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
I didn't do a ton of gambling this trip. It
was more of a business trip, but it was fun.
It was I had other fish to fry, and I
still have it out with.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
This old lady.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
So give it up too much Wednesday or Thursday.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
But we will say that Jack with the headphones. You
can lock your headphones, so if they're missing, someone can't
just take them and use them. Just sit. They're useless.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
They're locked, unless unless they are like one of those
guys from middle school who like Jill broke iPods and stuff,
which those dudes were like the most genius dudes you've
ever met at a young age. Like what, you can
get more apps? Yeah, you get more beer drinking apps,
or you just turn your phone upside down.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
I saw that. I'm sure. Hold on, come back place,
could you scroll? I need you to scroll up because
we have to promote Birt's thing. We can't forget that.
We have to be we have to keep our promises.
But go ahead.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Well what you're saying I was going to I can wait.
I can wait. We gotta hit we gotta hit birds thing.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Yeah, let's see. Oh we have two show up.

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is that obviously that big time gambler. All these casinos

(47:26):
are now courting Cody, trying to hey, you should stay here,
stay here, we have all this for you. He was
showing me a video in Resorts World. It's a it's
a mansion. It's its it has its own movie theater,
it has its own game room, it has his own
private pool, like villa type thing he said was he's
a it was easily over ten thousand square feet and

(47:46):
if you walk out of your room and walk down
the hall, there's a private gaming area where you just
sit up there and like you have this view of
the strip. So he was showing me all these videos.
I was like, you gotta stay there. He goes, Red
Rocks is Home.

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Speaker 5 (48:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it had to be.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
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Speaker 4 (48:34):
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Speaker 5 (48:38):
We gotta figure out we should just let me get
that O.

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Speaker 5 (48:43):
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I know bwtv dot com go sign up, side goes
site is already live, but March is going to be dropping.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
That'll be coming soon, right, Keep signing up, dude. If
we can gets one thousand, that'd be dope. Sick, that
would be sick.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
We got a we got a fun interview coming. We
got a fun interview coming.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
On the relationship guys, guys who are just all about
the stoke.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Chred Kroger and Strider Wilson will be joining Bust with
the boys here soon. I think they're standing outside right now.
But this will be an awesome one. The chick spread
and the stoke.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
I've been I've been a fan of these boys for
a little bit. I think when we first started the podcast,
I've stumbled upon their stuff and I just thought it
was hilarious. I mean obviously in.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Front of Congress anytime.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
I love to call Congress. I think it's just like city,
it's like town hall meetings. He's in front of Yeah,
it's a least.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Strider's Joel scene. Impressions are so funny.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
And they had they had a show come out on
Netflix as well, so yeah, it's just it's awesome.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Yeah, going deep as their podcast. But the boys are
gonna jump on jump on the bus, so that'll be fun,
So tune into that. If you're watching right now, make
sure you're subscribe, leaving comments. Having fun with the boys.
Download the FanDuel sportsbook Gap. Bet with the Boys all
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Let's have some fun with with with Chad and Striders rolling.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
I'm rolling now, it's gonna run apross chatted Strida. Let's go.
Thank you a couple advice.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Two Stoke warlords, just spreading the stoke, spreading the.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
World that needs Stoke now more than ever. Amen, dude,
appreciate you guys coming on man.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Dude, stoked to be on the bus.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Yeah, I'm a sick vibe.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
You got a lot of fans on this bus. We've
been watching your stuff again. I was talking to you
about it before. But anytime you're up in front of Congress,
you're Joe Oldstein, Like every time you guys been followed
for a long time. I know, I always call you.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Anytime you're at the White House. It's like townholl like
city hall movements.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Yeah, but it makes its way like on news stations
at times. So I'm thinking it's like, oh, he's in
front of Congress right now.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I like to think that we're in front of the
entire nation.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Yeah, the entire nag.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Yeah, that'd be sick, dude, to get in front of
the White House. They're they're letting people in the press
conference room.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
If they if there was one group of individuals to
go and do that, it has to be.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
All good call.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
That'd be a fire move dude.

Speaker 12 (51:02):
Crews out there, dude, just be like, we need to
change the yellow room to the freaking like Neon room.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Dude.

Speaker 12 (51:07):
Just get change up the vibe in there, bring up
make it more of a club scene, dude. They need
to have like an after party room at the White House.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Would be sick trying to put tanning into like the
national law.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Good call. You could figure out a way to medicaid, dude,
that should be covered by the federal gove.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Dude.

Speaker 12 (51:23):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. States can decide what
they want to do. You know, like obviously the you know,
the flyer states are gonna need more of a budge
for tanning booth.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah, the whole place you can go. It's affordable for
everybody to get exactly because if I seasonal depression like
you get in those December, January February months, it's a
wes just want people so sad, so divided? True, do
you undivide the country? Tanning beds at every corner? Everyone
stoked you're feeling, you start putting in gas stations. People
are just gonna pop in, fill up your gas tank,
get ten minutes in the bed. Yeah, come back out.

(51:52):
You could build a round too with we just had
daylight savings. Like mixing that, like falling back in the
fall is brutal.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Dude, mixing that and then putting tanning beds. I you know,
people ask us all the time, They're like, how do
you stay stoked during the winter, And I tell him,
just hit a booth, grab your ankles, saute for like
five minutes. Saw the butthole the butthole?

Speaker 5 (52:14):
What how did you learn about sawte in your asshole?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
This?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Uh, we have a healthcareer, Troy, who lives in Venice.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
I'm aware of Troy.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Uh you know Troy.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
I'm not not personally, but I'm aware of who the
individual was sick.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah yeah, so uh he uh, he lives in veniceon
like he he he show us Ice pass and all
that kind of stuff. And and we cruised over to
his place one time and he's like, yeah, come on over,
and he was literally just like grabbing his ankles and
we just got like a straight shot into his bee hole. Like, dude,
what are you doing. He's like, I'm just sunning it, brother.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
And so.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
We just take whatever he says. You know, we listened
to whatever he says. So we just started doing it
right then and there.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
He's so jacked.

Speaker 12 (52:54):
You're not going to listen to a guy that's not
that's you know, the guy this jack.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
You listen to what he says.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah, we'll get it a little look at that.

Speaker 12 (53:00):
You think this guy would just be outside all the time,
you know, sleeps basically you know, in the back of
his v W bug.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
But he has a corvette.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
He has a corvette that's pretty sick.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
New Ones guys. You guys with.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Him, Oh yeah, ankles up Venice Beach.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
Yeah, slapping their balls. JT and Chad were slapping the nuts.
I never did that.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Given applause, but the yeah.

Speaker 12 (53:28):
Yeah, we shall take that back. It's all slap our nuts.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Get a quick one. I respect you guys for doing it.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Round them appalls for Chad Strider coming on the but.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
You getting I was like, I see how you said
you're working to do it. You kind of got bullied
into doing it. Just now, here's the thing.

Speaker 12 (53:51):
I'll do anything to fit in anything I did. Gentle
a very long sack.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
Talk to me about the you you that takes place
the first time you sunlight your Buttole, like break it
down for me, Paint a picture for me. I need
to know what that feels like. Dude.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I mean, you know, you know how they say God
created the universe in like seven days. It's it's kind
of like it's kind of like when you feel like
you're like I feel like God right now creating existence?
Does that make sense?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
I feel like he's going inside and he's placing things. Yeah,
feels you for it and your universe is coming alive.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah, it's like it's like you're talking about like Vodkas
so tampons earlier. Yeah, it's almost like God is putting
his tampon in your butt and it's just peer goodness.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
You know.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yeah, I'm smiling right now because I'm just so stoked
on it.

Speaker 12 (54:49):
You just had a major epiphany that was like what
you said was so smart and such a good call that, like,
how can you not smile.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
So smart?

Speaker 4 (54:57):
You guys?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Have you guys ever felt that like his finger in
your ass.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Dude, when somebody has slipped it in there before, it
is very you forward.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Now we're talking. Now we're talking, you get a knuckle
or even two deep.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Oh, but he was at the barbershop last week.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
That's a crazy because it's a wild story.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
What's going on over at supercuts.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Yeah, but one of the one of the barbers was
talking about how he got fingered for the first time.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
I bet his face.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Little young gal, he's like in his upper thirties, and
this young girl slid it in there house. She was
talking about how she was getting wild, and I just
kind of came into this conversation. He was already talking
about it, and she all I hear is she got
two knuckles deep in me. And I'm like, what the fuck? Oh,
I'm thinking, how big of a freak are you? It
was his first time?

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Wow, this is the first time. Oh that's where he
started it.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
That's like, that was his first experience with that. And
she's getting two knuckles deep in my man. And so
I'm sitting there thinking, like, you know, how is it
going down?

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Is she?

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Is? She down on you? And and she slide it
in like what's going on? He's on his tummy on
the pillow under his.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Hips, like that's just that's uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
He calls the star fish. He's like, I was starfishing.
You run your tummy just getting dominated.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
There? That Allan, Yeah, it was it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
It wasn't, my boy, It wasn't Alan. There is a
you know, you know the psychopath that's in there that
we're talking about. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Yeah, here's the thing is South Missouri is it's uncomfortable
to talk about a finger going down South for a moment,
it is. I will say it's happened to me before,
and I was just I was upset with myself, but
it felt nice and I feel like you guys, Presidence
has allowed me to speak truthful right now.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yeah, so I can tell you're scared and vulnerable saying that,
but it is life changing.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Now I will, I do want to. Oh so you've
had it?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Jack Talks is safe space from California.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
Yeah, you know. Here's here's what I draw the line though,
you guys are from Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll draw
the line here. I'm not laying on your tummy and
star fishing. You got you got to put me in
a more masculine like, safer position. Yes, I need to
be like texting a motorcycle. I need to be getting
a tattoo, holding a headlock of a gator while finger

(57:26):
on my butt. Very good position.

Speaker 12 (57:29):
Yes, that's where God created correct right there, And I
can be like and then I can tell my dad, Yeah, Dad,
I wrestle at gator but I was too digits steep,
So so he's like, what is that a move?

Speaker 5 (57:39):
It's a move that it's a move. It's a move,
and it gives you an opportunity to tell most of
the story, not the entire story. Yes, if people want
to know about a sexual experience, you can talk about
the finger and then get to the gator. If you
want to talk about a tough experience, you just flip
those two. You know your audience, who you're talking to,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
That's the duality of man.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Yeah, man the ability. Thank you for sharing that with us.
So unny, that was.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Yeah, thank you guys for creating a safe space.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
So talk about spreading the stoke. Give everybody a definition.
For everybody, it's new tuning in. You boys have a
show of their own. It's called going Deep. I know, Strider.
You also just release a special like four months ago
that everybody go check out? Was that making Memories?

Speaker 12 (58:19):
Yeah, dude, thank you for sharying that. Yes, free on YouTube.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Yeah, but explain the definition of spreading stoke and being
about the stoke spring stoke.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
I mean, it's it's tough to define. We sort of
describe it as like you're cruising down the pch and
you're going to get fish tacos with your girlfriend and
your boys. You know that feeling like like a ripe
avocado or like a compliment on your tan. You know
that feeling of just pure froth where you're just so
amped on life and and uh and everything is good.

(58:50):
So we're just trying to spread that feeling to the
whole country because especially nowadays, like just in the past
like five years, it's just been it's.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
Been tough, dude. Yeah, it's just hard to come by.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Yeah, it's like, uh, people are just seem more you know,
just with I don't even know, just people seem more
bummed than ever. So we're like, you know, it's time
to just metaphorically grab our ankles and just take in
the sun.

Speaker 12 (59:14):
Hey man, I've been just like a lot of times
when I do in la Is, I just drive around
grocery store parking lots and just when a guy's gonna park,
I pull in real quick in front of him, and
then I get out and just go what what And
just I've been doing that, you know, I've been really
feeling loads what. And I'm skinny, I'm a little bit
I got small weenie. I can't fight well, so I've
been getting my ass kicked all over la Albertson's, Vaughan's Trader,

(59:38):
TJ's getting Yeah, I got beat up by a female hockey.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
Player parking lot dude. Yeah, I don't know, dude.

Speaker 12 (59:44):
Yeah, she just hit me in the head with a
freaking one of those like, uh, it was a during
Halloween season, a pumpkin just freaking deck me with one
of those dudes you out, Yeah, dude, and it was
one of the many ones. Dude just caught me right
in the temple and I'm like, dude, I need something
that's going to get me stoked, So kicking it with
the boys cruising around gaming. Yeah, honestly, dude, a good

(01:00:05):
variant in fucking gaming with the boys is kind of
the best thing you can get that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Choice with the boys.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
It was war Zone, but it's ruined.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah, Tea bagging call of duty.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Those the notes up here are boys just actually highlighted that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
You know what, you know, I actually tried to do
during covide as. I tried to start a twitch. I'm
terrible at video games, but I want to start a
twitch where it's like our thing is like, what's your hook?
Our thing was tea bagging and they're just t bagging.
So it didn't catch on.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
But caught on.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
We have a goon squad on sure, sure won't call
duty anything. And you got a t bag got a
t bag to dead dude.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Sharm was heavy in the chat for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Oh you're aware of Shirm?

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Yeah yeah yeah, sure.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
In a video for him. I know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Yeah, that's how this kind of whole process started getting
you guys on because you're name was full. Were like, yeah,
we love to and sh him raised that hand, real
fasted videos used to do this, alight, let's get it done.
Let's go so sure you were in. You were in
the chat. Oh very first episode microphone, we don't have
a mic very.

Speaker 9 (01:01:17):
I was a listener wrote in a question on the show,
Oh really relationship wow, Oh that's cool dude, and then
just started making me for them Lance and then chat
up in was like dude, this is.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Kind of tight.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Can you make this?

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
And then yeah, I just went from there.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Sure sure, sure got on on our show too. I
really used to just d M me all the time,
videos m bagging. I could show real life dude, look
at this dude. Yeah, I would show about how hilarious
is this video? Who is? I was like, I have
no idea. It goes by c f B memes just
back and eventually Shirm just came on. It was full

(01:02:01):
time with us, full time just bulled his way through
the d MS to get an Now he's an employee.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Up shut out stoke to shape. That does hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
I was just hitting the tip right, didn't hurt too bad,
smart smartst one. Yeah, I was just tipping.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
First fun Goon Sash. On Friday, we're all just chilling
in the stream room late at night, probably till about
what we played till midnight twelve thirty and we played
pubg so we'll just run I think we were running
threes trios and obviously anybody you take, any body that
you take, you have to t bag and loot their body.
And our boy Kooper's on the other side, he's now

(01:02:40):
implemented you have to also take their fits so you
become them in the game. You want them to know
we're not just tea bagging your body.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
We're still your identity.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
We're looting your box and we're taking your fit, and
we're taking your identity.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
There's nothing there's nothing better stealing some social security number.

Speaker 12 (01:02:59):
That's like basically wearing someone's skin. Virtually you should be
in jail.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Problem. So, since you guys have started to spread the stoke,
have you guys seen a trajectory of people buying into
the stoke, or is it become because of the last
five years a little more plateaued.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I think so. I mean, I think you know has
this that's a good question.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
I think people when you when you mentioned it to him,
or if you like bring up the idea of like
let's get fired up, they're on board with it. Yeah,
but it seems like there's you know, uh, you know,
I think we're on an upward trajectory. Actually, I'll say that.
I feel like people are getting more and more fired up,
I think.

Speaker 12 (01:03:41):
And it's tough to spread the stoke, Like you can't
be a schmoal about it, Like you can't be like, hey, guys,
come on, let's let's not hang out guys like like
like I'm making brisket, come over, like you want to
come over. It's like, no, dudelet's You've got to mellow
into it. You got to mellow into a stoke, you know, to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
Force you gotta set up, you gotta set the picnic table,
you know what I mean, Like, yeah, you know, I'm
just playing a little bass. I'm jamming you know, whatever
it is.

Speaker 12 (01:04:03):
You want a game, Maybe I'll be on comms later dude,
Like that's kind of the new as a married man,
Like courting some bros is kind of like the what
really gets me going these days, Like, for lack of
better term, gets me kind of boned up, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
That bones up my.

Speaker 12 (01:04:19):
Wien a little bit, just being like, that's why I
love being here with the boys. This this vibe for me.
This is a sexual vibe for me being in here
with you guys. That's the energy. He came in with
a yeah oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
I don't know if you guys saw it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Yeah, he's a little wien, so no one can tell
I can't do it? Did he was?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
He's rising up the barista, this guy Rick, Oh yeah dude,
and like the guy uh he had a fat boner
the whole time. Yeah, He's like he's like, do this latte.
This oat milk is just next level, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
I like it was.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Was Rick receptive?

Speaker 12 (01:04:52):
He hit me with some fire alart, dude, that's latte art, dude.
Oh yeah, dude, I made Rick's day. Did you could
tell he was definitely hungover? Probably you know, probably definitely
like was just hitting the vape, you know, probably boofing
his vape.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
To be honest, I hit his vape.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
Dude. Yeah, you hit his vap yeah vape?

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Yeah, Oh yeah, dude. We boomed together. We and and
uh yeah, I'd say, you know, in the past, like
a couple of years, like people, is what you're saying too,
is like lead by example, you know, because people would
be like, oh my god, inflation is so heavy, and
I'd be like, dude, I'm in a speedo on the beach,
like and they'd be like, whoa, Like you didn't even

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think about inflation.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
I'm like, yeah, that's how you can't be thinking about
that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
You can't think about inflation.

Speaker 12 (01:05:43):
You could be busy thinking about other stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Yeah, dude, is that sure?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Them on the sticks right there?

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
That's the thirstiest photos I think I've ever seen in
my life. It's a fantastic photo.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
I hit that during like when the dow is just
deep in the red.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
I'm just showed my do when I apply for When
I applied for my job, it changed three people's lives
that day when you posted that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Oh dude, there are two bros on the beat because
I'm engaged too, so I just start rising up bros.
Right after that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Let's go a great pick. Yeah, nice, dude, dude.

Speaker 12 (01:06:19):
That picture of you should be like on the resud
Like you know, when you apply for a job, it's
like my GPA passwork experience, bullshit whatever, dude, you know,
I think it should just be like pictures of your boys.

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
This is my crew, dude, this is chat. He fucking
rips that shredding.

Speaker 12 (01:06:32):
Because you are they say you're the You're the sum
total of the five people you hang out with. Most
all of you guys could go apply honestly, dude. Sorry,
you guys could go apply for some sick jobs because
you got a good crew right here.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
You know what I mean. Be like, dude, you could
work anywhere, dude. Yeah, so we'd like for him to
stay here. Yeah, we definitely like that to happen. But
if you guys ever have to go somewhere, that's a
good thing to do for your resume.

Speaker 12 (01:06:54):
Yes, pictures of your bros shirtless, maybe holding a fish,
catching a wave something.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
Sit if you're if you're someone who's employing somebody and
your bros are not shredded like the two U two
individuals are. Does that take away or does it really
matter as more about vibe than it is body comp
this great question. Vibe is very huge, but also what
are their numbers? Because there's got you guys, you know
we're on teams. Those dudes aren't necessarily shredded, but have power.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 12 (01:07:21):
Like, if they have power, what numbers are they putting up?
Do do they have a do they have a strong
motor you know from that transfer from the ass to
the core, and can they fucking swing steal from high
download up high?

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Well, dude, I wanted my crew.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Okay, this guy applied the intern on our podcast and like, yeah,
Harvard is cool, but how are your calves?

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
He didn't have calves, So I was like I had
to go get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
How do you how do you let him go? How
do you let him down nicely?

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Dude, maybe I didn't do it too nicely. I was
just like, dude, you got to balance like those calves.
Those calves are mid h.

Speaker 12 (01:07:58):
You told him to take the stairs, don't take the elevator.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Bro. Taking some lifts?

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Yeah, some lifts?

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
What was the what was thera? The opposite a stoker?

Speaker 12 (01:08:12):
Oh, schmol dude, you can't be a smol. Yeah, yeah,
this guy's kind of a smole.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Yeah, define a smole for the for the audience.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
You know.

Speaker 12 (01:08:19):
It's just every crew kind of has one, and it's
just kind of the dude who uh is kind of
just trying too hard and just off on the vibe.
If everyone's like, hey man, tonight, we're eating steak for
dinner and then he's like, ah, steak last night, I'm
really feeling like we should just do chicken or something
like that. If you're going right, he's always going left,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
What I mean.

Speaker 12 (01:08:37):
And not only that, it's usually aggressive about it and
tries to swing the crew, and you know you love
him because it's probably like it's it's like, you know,
whenever you meet your boy's cousin, like from Arizona and
then that cruise in and they're like they have a
ton of cocaine and it's like, dude, we're just getting
pizza tonight, Like what are you doing just off on
the vibe. It's like, we're getting pizza, dude. We don't

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need to be we don't need to be shocked in
our dumb to just get some za. And he's like, no,
people were gonna sucking up the bust of all tonight,
we're honey on it. Have you heard that honey ship?

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Dude?

Speaker 12 (01:09:06):
So it's just the wrong vibe, the guy with the
wrong vibe to make a long, long answer longer.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
And you brought up chicken like Schmole's ordered chicken because
it's a weak bird and they're trying to they're trying
to make the whole crew week.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
Yeah, it's a prey bird.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
It's a prey bird.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Do you have the stay spook easy?

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
I eat bowl testicles?

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Yeah? Okay, rock Mountain oysters?

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
Oh yeah, have you ever had that?

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
Yes? My wedding?

Speaker 7 (01:09:29):
Did you really?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
That's awesome?

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Are they good? What do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
You have?

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Criminal fried? Really?

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Yeah? You got you don't you?

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Like, you don't even know? And then when they're eating that,
you're kind of like, hey, you know what those are? Yeah,
Rocky Mountain, nois is bowl testicles. That's your tea is
rising right now?

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
That's rad.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
So you are you both from Tennessee or you're born Sacramento?

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Born in Sacramento. I grew up in Arizona, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
And where are you from?

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Missouri? Grew up in Missouri.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Dominance.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
I'm the flyover state kind of cat.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
Yeah you're from Nebraska.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
No, grew up in Missouri but went to Nebraska.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Everyone I got, said, everyone in Nashville we met seems
very happy to be here.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
We got some Nashville National Cats right here. You got
you boys happy? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Intro Jack, I don't know said it's said no guns allowed,
but it sounded like a gun was on you when
he said that. Dude, Yeah, yeah, who on the bus
would be the smole? I think you guys have the
right crew. There doesn't have to always be we have
a good crew.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
I was thinking Jared too, But Jared's a good schmoll.
You love Jared.

Speaker 12 (01:10:40):
That's when you do love your guy. You love your guy.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Jared does go with the flow though, like he I
don't think he's ever gonna be a guy that says
chicken or everybody else is saying steak, right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
He doesn't do stuff like that. It's I think of yeah,
you think of Jared thin mustache.

Speaker 12 (01:10:56):
You can't trust a thin mustache, No, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
All the bros on the bus, like pretty much everybody's
got some athletic ability to him.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Good good.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Jared can't really throw a football, like legitimately can't throw
a football. I don't think Jared can do anything that's
like the wrong foot, same arm, same foot throw.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
If he told him to get a three point stance,
he put the same whatever leg was up, he put
the same hand down.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. The boys uber eat stuff to
the shop and Jared's always getting like a kid's portion
up because he's trying to lean up respect.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
He got a weapon. Jared's got a weapon here. Yeah.
Well that's yeah, that's the Lany's weapon. Yeah, that's demon
right there. That's awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
But yeah, Jared's the type too that says he doesn't
want to hit the gym until he loses enough weight
or enough fat. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Well, James in the middle of a He's in the
middle of a bet with me right now. He has
still January first to get a six pack, and if
he doesn't get a six spects to do a twenty
minute stand up set. Dude, that is that is our
bet right now, and I feel very confident.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
Yeah, he's got a blank canvas.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Where's about Where's he gonna do it?

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
Is Zani's probably Zanie's Nashville. Yeah, we got a good
relationship with him. We've done a couple of live shows there,
and I think we could easily sell out Zanie's for
Jared to do twenty minutes, right, dude, we could easily
if we promoted it well enough. We'll do a bus
and live show presented by Jared Demon twenty minutes. Dude,
I'll do it all the time. Yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
If you stand up, if you're standing up there twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Yeah, would you guys come and open for him? Oh,
I'm gonna say that's a luxury. You're building him an audience, Like,
make it harder on him, make him sell the show,
make him go out, like do the mics, dude, and
grind all the brutal shit. What do you think would
be more disheartening for him walking out into a like
a sold out show and then bombing for twenty minutes
or walking out and there'd be like two a couple.

Speaker 12 (01:12:49):
There, sold out show. Because that's a true bomb. That's
a true bomb. Yes, if you set like a sellout
show where it's warmed up, people are laughing, there's energy
in the room that he comes out and just bombs,
that's the nightmare.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
If you have all those eyes staring at if you
have just a couple sitting out there. It's like you
can that's okay, But if you have all like all
of Nashville looking at you, yeah, just eating ship.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Do you do stand up as well?

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
I do?

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Yeah? Yeah? Were you guys doing stand up comedy before
all the content and stuff was happening? Like with stand
up always kind of like in your in your vision
of wanting to do.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
So yeah, that's how we started.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
So, uh moved to LA and just started doing open
mix like every night. So I was doing stand up
for probably like three or four years before like our
videos kind of started to like pop off a little bit,
and then I've just been doing it ever since. But yeah,
that's it's kind of like like our foundation.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
I guess you could say you met JT doing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Stand up, right, met JT doing stand up?

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
Yeah, and then I met you through j T.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Yeah. Yeah, wed you guys each where'd you guys grow up?

Speaker 12 (01:13:51):
I grew up in uh, San Juan Capistrano in southern California,
like rap by San Clementy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Okay, yeah, and you were a Cali guy too, Yeah,
northern California. I was born Sick Commento too, lived in
the area, and then ben La for yeah, thirteen years and.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
You guys just met doing comedy. Yeah, and the stoke
was so high. It's like we got to do something.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
I couldn't imagine walking to a room the day, Like
just imagine being a fly on the wall of them
three meeting. Yeah, Like you meet j T and then
she's like, you got to meet my boy Strider. It's like,
I don't how could it get even better? Because I
don't know about you, but when you have a connection
with somebody and they're like, you got to meet my boy,
my first thought is fear yacause I was like, you
and I have such a good connection. I feel like
your boy is going to be a third wheel or

(01:14:34):
I'll be the third wheel. Oh three become a tricycle
would be an incredible feat to watch.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
And you knew JT, so you're thinking, what's this chad
guy all about?

Speaker 12 (01:14:43):
Yeah, but his vibe is so immaccurate. Dude, you meet him,
You're like, this guy's just the man. There is so chill,
also so hilarious, so talented, just yeah, and like very disciplined.
I'm innately a lazy ass guy. Like today eleven, I
was like.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Dude, can we push back later and very very regular
time to get up. But uh, but he's like disciplined, Like, dude,
like the videos that we do and ship like, uh,
we've been having a lot of fun going and doing
these videos where we just say movie lines in public now.
But he's so diligent about it. He's like, we have
a spreadsheet, he like types up the scene. I'm like,
we'll just kind of watch it and wing it. He's like, no, dude,

(01:15:18):
let's get it right. And so it'm just elevates everything elevates.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Thank you. Yeah, I'm kind of a straight edge in
the stoner's body.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
When you guys are doing stand up in California and
the vibe is matching, and then you go to a
place like in Iowa or Nebraska, these flyover states and
there I saidily stakes though, dude, yeah stak grete steaks
and the vibe doesn't necessarily match the culture of that state.
How do you wrap around that? How do you how

(01:15:53):
do you get the audience to love you? Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
I mean to be honest, though, I think like states
like Missouri and there there everyone there is so nice,
and uh, everyone actually seems more pumped. I would say
more like deeply happy because in California, everyone's like, oh,
you just kind of like there's there's some people at
the beach, like Troy, he's like he's stoked. You know,

(01:16:16):
he's suddenly his ass. But like you know, and a
lot of in a lot of LA people are like
a like, I don't know, do you describe it? You
know what it's like people aren't as you're in California,
but people aren't as fired up as you think. But
then you go to like we go to like it's
anywhere like you got like Michigan or any any of

(01:16:37):
those states. It's like people say hi to you, and
it's in California. If if someone says hi to you,
you're like, what do you want? But like you being yeah.
If if you're in like I was in Michigan and
again an elevator and these people are like hi, and
I was like, what the fuck? They're just being nice?
And so yeah, I've I'd say actually people are more

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they seem more dep stoked in in the flyover states.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
I guess yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:17:04):
And I would say the audiences too, like the especially
for stand up, like the crowds maybe they like this.
I don't know if this is true, but maybe we'll
view us more so as like characters because the podcast,
like when they study the analytics dude and shit like
where it does well, A lot of it's in abroad,
like in Scotland and London, and I think people will
look at so Cow guys more as characters, you know.

(01:17:26):
And of course we you know, admittedly all ham it
up and vibe it up more, throw a little more
dude or what a uh when performing, and I think
that that uh, when you're outside Soako, it's it's more
of like character comedy to a degree, which I think
helps and is more receptive.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
And in the Flower stations is just not near as
much going on. So when you're going out to a
comedy club, like you're like out for a night.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Yeah, you planning it for months.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Yeah. And if you're in Cali, like this stuff's happening
all the time, like you're going it's like, hey, impress
me right exactly. I feel like the Flower States, you're like, hey,
let's hit the you know, the Funny Bone in Saint
Louis and you're like excited to go watch whoever it's
gonna be out.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:18:01):
Yeah, Like in Los Angeles, like the Lakers are playing
in Staples, Clippers are into it that night. Maybe there's
a Chargers or Rams playing at home. At any given night,
you can be doing a million different things.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Yeah, it's a lot, a lot of competition. Fuck yeah,
I'll get you out there, MANANSK dude, Thank you, dude.

Speaker 12 (01:18:18):
Then my wife approved that outfit. Dude, I was like,
do I should wear the DNIM shirt? Can I pull
off that? She goes to Chambray, I go sick term
and I'm wearing those same jeans in that that I'm
wearing right now. I haven't been washed since shot this
last April.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
How long have you been married?

Speaker 12 (01:18:35):
So June tenth, twenty twenty three, like a year in change? Okay, yeah,
I had our first anniversary. We've been together for a
long time though, like thirteen years.

Speaker 5 (01:18:43):
Really, what took you so long to pull the trigger?
Not saying it's a bad thing, I probably actually I
phrased that question. It's a bad thing, you know what.

Speaker 12 (01:18:49):
That's the problem. That is the right way to think
about That's kind of how I think about it. I
would say, like when I I always knew and like
I knew that I was gonna marry my wife. When
I was like driving to work at Valet and I'd
see a sick house and I'd be like, oh, and
I would always picture me living there with my wife,
And then it like dawned on me. I'm kind of
like a dumb ass.

Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
Like it like like like my brain made me figure
it out in about oh yeah, we're gonna get married then,
like and that took like.

Speaker 12 (01:19:13):
Five years and then uh uh. Also just like dude
doing Valet, like when did you get career shit in line?
When the whole time it's like, could have just gotten
married sooner, you know what I mean? But yeah, just
waited honestly, learned a little bit more about taxes. I
was like, Okay, that could be a sick tax.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
Instead of that you know both of us.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Yeah, I'm learning about that too.

Speaker 12 (01:19:33):
Health insurance huge and we applied together. Dude, she's actually
I'm actually a member on her plan.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Did yeah my fiance, it sounds it's a good movie.
How long have you been engaged since December?

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Yeah, well probably wait a couple of years for twenty
twenty six probably, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Get some ducks in a row, get them lyned down.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Yeah, gets it, get some uh where are they called
oysters Rocky mountain, Rocky mountain oyster. Yeah, yeah, I get
those lines.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Then yeah, if it is, if it is two years
away or a year and a half away, in your mind,
without thinking about your wife's emotions at all, what's the
perfect wedding for you?

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Oh, dude, man, dude, some good questions the boys.

Speaker 12 (01:20:15):
She's tea bagging, dude on you get down on? You
should have proposed on?

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Did they okay? I down someone in call of duty?
And then right as I'm tea bagging, the guy's like, will.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
You do that?

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
I'm like, I fucking do and then uh. And then Troy,
who's like our you know, our shaman slash landlord. You know,
he's just like dousing us with water from the Pacific Ocean.
So you know, what's happening on the beach. It's happening
on the beach. Let's say Newport Beach. It's happening at
Newport Beach. But I'm gaming somehow and tea bagging. And

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then you know, as soon as I tea bagged some guy,
I laid down the smooch.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
And then we.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Cruise off and we hit Tahiti, get barreled.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
Remember do you like, yeah, I was like that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
I got to put you in a bit of a situation.
You you landed that plane.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
It was a it was a good question.

Speaker 12 (01:21:14):
Yeah, it's tough to think of a dream wedding. Did
you guys have like a dream wedding down or like this?

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
That's what I mean. I think most dudes are that way.

Speaker 12 (01:21:21):
Like yeah, like when it's your birthday, do you really.

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Want something nice? And I got this for my birthday?
Like I kind of, I hope my wife gets.

Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
Me that shirt.

Speaker 12 (01:21:28):
Like no, I think I think enough dudes like have that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
I think when you're eight months away from your birthday,
you think, like, man, that'd be nice to get from
my birthday, and then you get like a week from
your birthday, like, I don't want birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
I'm a big birthday put pressure back. I can't wait
see what you give me?

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
Yeah giving, I don't. I don't like you. I don't
like to tell you what I want. I don't give
you a brainstorm to say I cannot wait to see
what you provide for me on my birthday. That's what
I want. Select feel, it's a select few. I don't
do it. I don't even think I didn't. Don't do it
to my wife. Nope, I do do it to my
wife and Will. Those are the two people that I

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kind of really hammer in, like I cannot wait to
see how much you show me you love me. That's
on July twenty second.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
That's a great one, and I think he knows. I
get a lot of anxiety about it. Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
Yeah, but you've gotten a lot better at gift giving.
What is a good gift like just like a like
a good healthy knife. That's that's super masculine.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
Like what do you find for somebody that can buy anything? Really?

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Yeah, maybe a couple of digits.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
Oh, I gave him a key dish, but hold on,
it was practical and I do because I'm I'm a
I'm a super forgetful person.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
I will forget my keys, I forget my will. I
actually have not found my My wall has been missing
for three weeks now. Wow, flew with a passport last
couple of days. But yeah, key dish.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Yeah? What was it the year before? Was it the
Daily Stoic or was it there was a Daily Dad?

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
It was the Daily Dad, which I have still on
my nightstand to this day. And I go through periods
like I'll read the Daily Dad for like three weeks straight,
every single day, and then I won't touch it for
four months. Yeah, but everyone brushing your teeth, Like, let
me just fucking pop this open for a second. That's great,
and it makes you smile, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
When did you two become boys?

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
August?

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
No, no, bro, It was April April eighteen. It was so.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
The way our relationship works is Will. We are very similar,
yet we have very different personalities. When I decide, I'll
just speak to myself. When I decide that I'm all
in on somebody, it's over for you. Like you, you're
not going to be able to know what's what, Like
you're you can't make a decision for yourself anymore. I
am now implementing life, whether you like it or not.
So my wife and I we so we had a

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very different situation. We got engaged in five weeks, married
in two months secretly, and then two years later we
did a wedding for everybody else in Big Sir California
for twenty eighteen was when we were doing the wedding.
I meet Will in April. I think, by like April
twenty second, I was like, you're coming to my wedding.
You're going to be at my wedding, and like we've

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already made you a seat, and was like listen, he
can talk about his situation, but he's like, I don't
I don't know if I should go all your family this.
I'm like, you're going, You're going facetimes calls FaceTime with
my wife like you are, You're coming. He ends up going.
So I forced will to be best friends.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
I forced will to be best friends in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Is that your wedding?

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
Yeah, that's me on the left full yeah, and that's
my wife. That we should have done. Man, I wish
I knew you guys. Then we would have Xboxes everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Yeah, I imagine like the drive away for my wedding.
The drive away will be like I'll be like carrying
an Xbox and I'll be like we'll get in the
car and I'll just be like, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
Like three sixty in your hand, three sixty and yeah,
check this ship out.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Yeah. I struggle with commitment our core. He loves hard
and he loves fast.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
Fast dude.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
So I got here as a free agent in twenty eighteen.
Then you know you don't have like friends in the
locker room. Right away, Taylor. Taylor picked me out. Man,
I was his gal. I was staying at the Candlewood
Switees right down the road from the facility.

Speaker 6 (01:25:06):
M hm.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
You realized I had no place to go. I had
nobody around, and he just honed in on. He'd come
to the hotel room. I'd have the red lights going everywhere.
You got the good coffee getting brewed up, French press
going on, you know, kind of like sunning, but with
the red light therapy before my buddies.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Dude, I don't do red light.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
I haven't really tried to.

Speaker 12 (01:25:24):
I do French press, but I haven't done red light
French press.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
You do seem like a guy who enjoys their espresso,
enjoys their coffee the right way. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
Correct, there Wick somewhere blushing texting his boys right now.
By experience he had at a cafe.

Speaker 12 (01:25:38):
Oh yeah, kidding me, bro exactly, I'll get behind the
counter at a coffee shop. I'll just get behind there and.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
Then every day, like we get done at the facility
and I would just have to go back to the hotel.
So he knew I had nothing going on. He he
you're coming over, You're coming over. Hey, what are you doing? Hey?
Why don't you answer my FaceTime? I know you're in
the room like an appeer and he's like suited up
and he like FaceTime and I'm answer. I answered, I'm

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with camping air like the red lights, like, oh, you
guys are hanging out. It's like, yeah, we stay in
the candlewood sweets. He's like, I didn't get invited. And
we're like, bro, you're at you have like an event
to go to. He's like, that's fucked up.

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
Yeah, that's so sick. Try some kind of popping out
to love that a little bit. They have horses walking
through the facility.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Dude, how how how stuke do you get run through
the tunnel into the stadium.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
That must be That was like my only time that
ever happened. And I about passed out by the time
I was done. I was going so hard.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
There's nothing better than when they come up and they're
like line up today, you're on this part. You're like
going out. Yeah, the first time you get to run
out of a tunnel.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
Because in Washington, it's like right when I began to start,
they like mixed it like no, because we kind of sucked.
We were like five hundred, like the whole team's going
out together, like I.

Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
Hate when teams do that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
And I was like, fuck, I was gonna get to
go out this week. I was like, maybe we'll go
back next week. Next week was like Veterans Day, so
we had to go out as a team and honor
the vets, and like, I wanted my time to shine again.
So I never got to do it and watch it.
But when I came to Tennessee and got to go
out this time, you're like, you're like shaking before you
go out the tunnel. Then you're just adrenaline's going. It's
just I'm yelling for the fucking boys, and yeah, that's

(01:27:26):
so sick.

Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
Yeah, running out of the tunnel a second or none.
Dude's in college. You'll just running as a team, right,
there's no announcements.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
You got the tunnel walk. You smoke everywhere. Yeah, so
you know where you're running, you trip over. Yeah, you're
doing the.

Speaker 5 (01:27:39):
Awkward like you're kind of like jogging in place, just
hoping you don't hit somebody, right, and somebody bumps go forward,
Yeah exactly, Dud's getting hurt. Yeah, I went to the
he went to Nebraska. I went to Michigan, and it's
kind of she just running as a team. But in
the NFL when they do the announcements, yeah, and you
hear you know, I was an offensive lineman. So like
you're going out of the tunnel and they're like from
Michigan tailor the one, and no one will cheers.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
But you're like, oh, dude, you're the man in Tennessee,
don't you know. I see you're being home.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
I'm glad you say the offensive line would kind of
wait for him.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Because, yeah, the way I would do I would I
would go out and do a prom wave.

Speaker 12 (01:28:12):
Dude, you freaking and clearing lanes for freaking d Henry Broy.
I see you see.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Right there that bottom left photo me laying on the
ground talking about a c LS. That's what ship. Yeah,
dead body arm looks nice though.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
If we were in therapy right now, Banks, if we
were in therapy right now, the therapist would be saying,
Taylor to catch the compliment, catch the ball and hold it. Okay,
don't try to dish it off into something negative. Now
we're going down that you're now we got a photo
you on a stretcher.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
Can I just this is we're we're hoping you up
running out the tunnel, and then you're going in the
tunnel a different game. Yeah, I could photo you.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
I'm laying on the ground on this.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
You know what's crazy? You know what crazy is. That's
exactly what happened. You gave me a compliment. I felt
relatively uncomfortable, So I was like, how could I make
fun of myself? Okay, there's tearing my there's my career ending,
my hopes and dreams die. That's fun that What did
you do to upset that woman? Something I got? I
got ejected from this game. We were playing the Packers.

(01:29:13):
This is the third or fourth play of the game.
We already ran for a touchdown to the left side
and on your side, so that's my side. This guy
with the Packer someone on. He jumped off sides and
hit Marcus Marioto. So I get in his face and
then I feel somebody's hand on my chest and I
like move, I rip the hand off my chest. That
was a referee, and if you touch a referee, you're

(01:29:33):
automatically rejected. And then there's another photo of me somewhere.
I'm like giving double birds to the field. That's awesome. Yeah,
let's go very h Yeah. Took a lot of violence
to become this relaxed. Those are different people we're looking
at right there. Fun times though, that's the ref one
three three. Dude, it's crazy it got fined like thirty

(01:29:53):
thousand dollars for that too.

Speaker 12 (01:29:55):
Really, Yeah, it's more money than made last year.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
Dude. That's rad. Dude, Dude. Don't brag like that, dude, Dude, dude,
My buddies dad, uh sick dad story.

Speaker 12 (01:30:07):
Dude, grandpa story he did wouldn't be a proper podcast.
We weren't talking like this. He was a badass. Went
to USC was a full back for OJ and Marcus.
Allen won a Super Bowl with the Manders back in
the seventies, but was drafted by the Bears, and he
said exactly what you said. He goes, he goes when
I and we see old pictures of him, and he.

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Was fucking jacked.

Speaker 12 (01:30:26):
He was a full back, dude, and he would go
up against Buckiss in practice. He's like, I hate buckets.
He's like that guy took years off my career, and
he was an animal and would literally just want to
hit heads the whole time, like that was it. But
he but he, but he looks at old pictures of
himself and he goes, I don't know that guy. He'd
be like that was a different dude, and now he's
like the sweetest, nicest guy. Dude he makes fluffer nutther

(01:30:46):
sandwiches and I'm like, dude, your.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
Dad's a pussy.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
There's no way he could have fluff.

Speaker 12 (01:30:51):
He said, you want a fluff another, I'm dude, I
could beat up your dad.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
Man and you yeah, I pinn him. I pinned him.
He was like eighty So I him when he's on
the ground against the wall, just to the ground. Dude
in his house, broken at night, woke him up out
of bed. Get pinned later. You need a victory. Yet bagged.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
About pinning dads on it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
I was like then, I was like, I'm on my belly.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Get me.

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
He's like, what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Just get me? I'm on my belly.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
He didn't understand. Get me.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Seem with it. Somebody who's just running in the butckets
every day.

Speaker 12 (01:31:26):
One thousand percent with it, Like went on to have
a career like as a successful lawyer, fully fully so
that's good. Nothing like yeah back then, that's you see
some guys now and he talks about the Bears and
he's like, dude, the Bears, the way they ran practice.
He's like, dude, it was so dumb. They were just
hit and hit. And he's like, not smart.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
I mean we we've had all the pod before and
you can tell, like he's fucking he lived that life.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
He was about that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
Yeah, he was about that. Pussies generations back in. It
was an honor to have him on the show.

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
Gave it to us in a way that you walk
away and you're like, I respect that he did that
to us. We didn't take any offense at all.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
He like pinned you via the pod.

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Yeah, verbally pinned us for an hour and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we we submitted fairly quickly to our generation.
We are way soft. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
I think we actually started it. Maybe I think we
kind of started with like we're soft, right, and he's like, yeah,
let me tell you why.

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
We talk about how he'd be crushing beers at like
six am before practice, like.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Back in the day people I feel like people were
just crushing beers after games.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Yeah, in like comedy through but yeah, this guy is
ripping lines before set. I'm like, I don't you don't
see that at all?

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
Today, like when do we I think maybe health? I
think we're aware of health.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Now people are more aware of it. Yeah, And it's
like but even yeah, maybe I'm just a huge pushy,
but I can't imagine like doing lines before set, trying
to have funny.

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
Just for pizza.

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
Dude.

Speaker 12 (01:32:59):
I think people opt of eyes now. I think like
all the most successful, like you know how it used
to be, like billionaires, It's like they have like the
the you know what's it called when you're like liver
patches on their skin from drinking, doing blow behind a speedboat,
probably dying on it. Now billionaires like like Zuckerberg has
like a.

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
Hoverboard, you know what I mean.

Speaker 12 (01:33:15):
It's sweet, dude, Like and like they optimize, you know
what I mean? Like have you seen that documentary on
Netflix where that dude like tracks everything.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
He's trying to live to Like I've seen this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
I've seen this on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
We were just talking about this cat not too long ago.

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
Yeah, and he's got the means and resources to do it, so.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
He's doing it every day, all day long. Like he's
got like no life. He's just dedicated to the craft
of optimy.

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
He's like he's a modern day monk, Like he's just
fully focused on one thing. Yeah, one thing only.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
Like back in the day, like the most successful piece
this was suck this weekend one up those that hoverboard?

Speaker 5 (01:33:47):
Is that power Slop, I'm asking him that's that One's
at UFC.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
But were at Powerstoff the night before I saw you.

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
Guys were at power Slop. Not this past time, but
at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
I saw you. We were filming something there. I saw
you from across the Uh you were in the Yeah,
we were in the well.

Speaker 5 (01:34:01):
We try to get to y'all did Yeah. Yeah, We're
like yo, chine jt over there. We're like, yo, let's
go over there and introduce ourselves.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Yeah, we can't cross the barrier.

Speaker 5 (01:34:08):
Yeah. Yeah, we couldn't get to yes because we were
going to come up and just like ruin whatever you
guys were doing to say hello. Yeah. Yeah, they kind
of stopped. Is like you can't come back here. I'm thinking,
like we have the we have like have seventeen wristbands,
so many there's an eighteenth I don't know about. Yeah,
I guess I didn't have the eighteenth wristband.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Yeah, like don't crossy Maket slapped.

Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
Yeah, Mike slap.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:28):
You guys were right up in there. Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
We were in there.

Speaker 6 (01:34:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
We were like interviewing some of the slappers strikers.

Speaker 5 (01:34:34):
How is that experience? We've done that before too, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
They're actually they're they're really cool, like Dorian Dorian he
did the heavyweight match with de Bell wed the Bell
and Dorian really cool dudes.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
It's crazy that they do that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
Is it crazy? And they're very like like, oh, it's
people to always talk about, like the head trauma and stuff.
They're like, but you were in a fight you get
punched in the head, And I'm like, but you do
gets lap Like.

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
Yeah, consistently more persistently this part. I think that's called clubbing.
There's a whole bunch of rules. Yeah, I have been
doing I think all of the all the ones in
the continents of the United States. I've been to every
single are you serious? Single one?

Speaker 12 (01:35:12):
Is it loud when they get hit like you like
when you're.

Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
When people get kot and it does light up quite
a bit and it is.

Speaker 4 (01:35:18):
Eventually people bro are like, yeah, or if you get
caught flinching and you just take one and then you
got to get back in there for another round.

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
Yeah, yeah, the whole flinching thing would be tough. I
think I flinched every single time. Yeah, you used to
close your eyes and take it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
Guys just bleeding and swellings happening on the side of
their fright, and they're doing it for like a ten
k purse. That one dude is like, I just want
to buy my girl tits, right.

Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
Yeah, they'll win the first honorable cause because name is Wolverine.
His name is Wolverine really yeah, it's not his government
name that was that was a nickname. Yeah, he should
switch aut or like, hey, ten thousand dollars, Like, what
are you gonna do with that? He's like, my wife
wants some tits, So I think here, that's all right.
I mean kind of a gift that keeps giving, right, Yeah,

(01:36:02):
that's an asset those around.

Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
What was it like?

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
Meaning?

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Uh zuck.

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
Uh? It was dope. It was awesome. Like he walked by,
You're like, holy shit, that's Mark Sucker. Wow. And then
I saw him kind of like between the main the
co main events, he was like kind of sitting there
by himself. This is my time to strike. So I
went up to him and I had him with the
A c L. Yeah, me too, and then we kind
of talked about acls for the bit. He lit up
with the opportunity to talk about his A c L.

(01:36:29):
And that was awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
That's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
It was cool.

Speaker 4 (01:36:31):
There's even a thought too, like you see somebody like
Zuckerberg out in the wild, Like, is that even him?
We're watching Severance right now, like he has the means
to be severed, Like is that his outide?

Speaker 5 (01:36:41):
See, I don't know. I don't know what severed me.
I haven't seen the show Severance, so that's right. Yeah,
so I don't get.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
Yeah, I haven't watched season two, but I watch season one.

Speaker 12 (01:36:51):
Season two is picking up now, started a little slow,
but yeah, but this last episode I was brutal.

Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
I thought you saw, Hey, you saw. The ratings came
out too, the lowest rated episode and all of Severns,
which I agree with, Like you spend that much time
on Cobell, like the intro. I know, I'm like boring, Hey, listen,
are enjoying yourself? This is the shortest episode of the season.
Was thirty seven minutes. Like the first five to ten
minutes was just like a drone shot of the waves
and everything else in the car driving in, and it's like,

(01:37:18):
why we wasted time? Then Cobell's making out with this
this druggie cat that she knew back in the day.
What she doing for a few minutes. It was a
slow episode, but we were massive. This is a massive
severance podcast outside of the board time.

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Here's my bitch. I don't think my take on like
slow episodes is that is a big reason why you
should bin shows because if you were if you watch
a Yellowstone. I didn't watch like the third season or whatever,
but I started watching over and over again and there
are a couple of moments where there's some like slower episodes,
and I thought to myself, if I was watching week
to week, I'd be pissed off about this, but now
just need to go to the next one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
It's also what makes it so fun because you get
to be pissed off with the world because people are
so into this show. Again, I haven't felt this way
about a show since Game of Thrones because of all
the theories and nuggets they kind of put in and
people chop out like we have this group chat to
where we're just dropping gyms every day on oh we
missed this scene, or if you zoom into this writing
on the sheet of paper, it calls back to something
a few episodes ago. Like that's the vibe that this

(01:38:12):
show has that I think, Yeah, we're pissed off that
the episode happened last week, but again you're like bitching
about it with everybody. You're kind of arguing your debate,
and you can't wait to go into work the next
day to talk about it with everybody that watched it
at the shop. That's the vibe that this show is
water cooler. Time just gave them a free shoutout right there.

Speaker 12 (01:38:28):
It's great, and it's great to have a show to
watch with the lady, Like the lady and I having
a show with your with your wife or something like
like white Lotus. We're crushing white Lotus together and we
flew in last night Sunday night. Uh, and we're like,
I totally don't think about watching with that. I would
never And so did we get back into town watch
that it's the best.

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
Dude, Yeah, it's the best.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
And having something with your lady that is. That's some
game for all the young cats out there, that getting
married like it is. Yeah, so you were talking about
earlier like Court and the Boys is now like a
thing like when we were talking about when we were
talking about pub G last week. You're kind of building
it up and four playing throughout the week, like, let's
set up this time because we're gonna have to schedule
some things around. We got a double date happening this Saturday.
Let's get a Friday. Once you locked that time in,

(01:39:10):
it's teasing up all the way to the moment. Then
you're just gooding with the boys.

Speaker 12 (01:39:13):
At that point you just fired me exactly that right,
there's how you spread the stuff, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
Now yeah, bro, that was like a locker room.

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
Yes, Bro, what what marriage advice would you give? Would
you give Chad?

Speaker 12 (01:39:28):
I would say, well, you already are very skilled at
making love, so you're good on that front. That's fine.
Better to the probably than even I am.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
I'm a monster.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
Yeah, give her if you're a giver.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
Yeah, I'm just yeah, I'm just like, let me eat that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
But oh yeah, I would say, you know, because.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
Having a girlfriend's a lot different than being married.

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
You're sure your roommate.

Speaker 12 (01:40:01):
You gotta just make sure you're and you guys already
lived together, you know that, just like being a good
like uh like human, you know what I mean, even
before like anything else, like keeping your shit clean, staying
on top of your stuff mm hmm, communicating, and then
not keeping score, which is tough to do because you'll
be like, well I took the track, Well, you know
I did clean the bathroom last week. By the way,
my wife kicks my ass on all that stuff for

(01:40:22):
keeping score. She's kicking my ass. But trying not to
do that is good and just being like yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
Cause she'll get you at one point with hey, when
you're gonna when you're gonna clean up what you said
you was gonna clean up, and you're like, hey, I'm
gonna get to it. Oh, your time zones are just
way off, like they want stuff that I know. My
wife she'll be like you said this for about three
weeks now. Yeah, but when you're gonna open this box
from Amazon right right, I'm gonna get to.

Speaker 5 (01:40:44):
It big time cleaning dude, Honestly, bro, if you clean,
if you want to get your wife in the mood, dude,
clean your place.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Bro.

Speaker 12 (01:40:52):
If she's out of town, or she goes out, does whatever.
She's at work for a few hours.

Speaker 5 (01:40:56):
You got the day off.

Speaker 12 (01:40:57):
Hire a whole crew, Get all the boys together. I'd
be a sick video. Get the boys together, clean the crew,
hang out, tap it up, you know, maybe order little
food when you're all done, send the boys away. Wife
comes home to a clean house.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Sweetheart? Did you clean the house?

Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
It was all I thought about all day long. Wow.
I got done with my day and I thought, how
can I be the husband that you deserve.

Speaker 5 (01:41:15):
I knew you were gonna have a stressful day. I
want to make sure you came back to a nice
in room.

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Wow, you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:41:20):
I wanted you to feel special when you go. It's
some game when you have kids.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
It's like if she's doing bedtime, like, you do the
dishes and make sure everything's cleaned up. When they come
down and you're it's you got Apple TV on, ready
to go? Yeahady, done that, You did the dishes, You
clean everything up. I got you get your water. Matter
of fact, I already got your ice water sitting right here. Wow.
Let's watch them seven.

Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
They say there's statistics about like only fifty percent of
marriages last here in the way you two talk, you
guys won't be part of that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
Yeah, give him some game too, dude.

Speaker 12 (01:41:49):
Only fifty percent is your chance of doggy that night?

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (01:41:52):
Yeah, big time. And then then your answer is only
if you want what you want, only you want. Got
to be a giver, gotta be a love if you want.
She says that to you, And well, we got some
questions form Will Compton's bulge. Were some good questions to

(01:42:14):
ask on a second date, not a first date that
a lady would like to hear. Personally, I think second
dates are harder than the first. The people that are
just tuning into the show. You gentlemen, are a great
relationship advice givers. Correct relationship consultants.

Speaker 12 (01:42:29):
Try to be we try, we try, you know, we
speak from our experience and we try to be honest.
Take her leave, you know. But yeah, we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Good questions second date. Just right at the top of
the date, what are your politics?

Speaker 4 (01:42:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
Nice, Just get right into.

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
Draw a line of the sand right away.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
Yeah, be like, what are you into? Who do you
vote for? And that kind of like that gets that
will get things either like nice and heated. So you
know then you then your makeout says after will be
like they're like, there's a lot of tension in there
and now we're just sucking face. Or they'll be like
you you'll bond really deeply and uh. Then it all

(01:43:10):
sets up for a good makeout at the end of
the second date.

Speaker 4 (01:43:13):
Yeah, that's a good that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:43:16):
I like that a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
What's your what you know? What are your politics? What's
your takes?

Speaker 5 (01:43:20):
I would say like, yeah, what's your Yeah? You just
you just say a country, Ukraine, go Pakistan, go Brazil,
Go talk at me what Australia. How do you feel now?

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Now give me a breakdown?

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
What do you think it's Zelensky last week?

Speaker 5 (01:43:44):
Does he need to suit up? I think the sweaters
are sick. I actually like to look it's tactical. It's
a good tactical.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
Look Lensky's outfit.

Speaker 5 (01:43:53):
What do you think you're fashion?

Speaker 12 (01:43:55):
You're technically talking fashion. Did I think a good second Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:43:57):
Second date?

Speaker 12 (01:43:58):
I could see it being hard. You know things well
on the first date. You want to keep that going,
you know, a first date. I always think a good
move is like a walking date. Keep it moving, like
like here if there's like a river walk walk in
the strand of the beach in California is always a
move with the fucking dank Osa e bowl or smoothie
second date. I think it's like I think the move

(01:44:19):
is if you're a dude, you have the luxury of
planning this traditionally, but pick something that speaks to you
a little bit, like I might try to take the
pressure off myself. Go to a comedy show. See what
she laughs out.

Speaker 5 (01:44:31):
Learn humor.

Speaker 12 (01:44:31):
Then you immediately have maybe go to the early show.
If it goes well, you got a drink after you
talk about the set you saw. Did you love it
or you hate it? Or whatever you're into. If you're
into paintball, be like, hey, let's go paintballing.

Speaker 5 (01:44:42):
I think that'd be sick. Figure out your handles a gun.
Am understands strategically how she operates.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
My giver commands Yeah, like like bum rush.

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
That silent once.

Speaker 12 (01:44:54):
Rushed on all fours, tell to come bag you bag
me aggressively, one on one paintball.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Dude, flank giant map, blank, right, flank right, don't see
each other for twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:45:12):
Lost in this giant map. You go to the snack
bar for half of it, and she's still out there.
Oh but I was wonder where you were. But then
when she comes back, you already have hot dogs and notch,
just waiting for her. Exactly, dude, exactly, and he's in
a full sweat. She thinks you left her. It's never
the right temperature at paintball. I don't care what time
it is. You're sweating.

Speaker 12 (01:45:27):
You're you want to lose weight, Go paintball, Dude, You're
gonna sweat everything.

Speaker 4 (01:45:30):
What she's thinking? What the fuck did I get myself into? You?
Ask her a question to learn about here, like, Hey,
what's a goal or a dream that you've held onto
and never went after? Woa, I've had something. You're getting
laid that night.

Speaker 5 (01:45:43):
See for me, the second date is always about the
preparation before the second day. The first date goes well,
and let's say you want to go out the next week,
you're spending those next five six days adding nuggets. Hey
what do you doing today? What are you up to?
But you don't follow up on that. You get to
the second date, you have easy conversation. Hey, Monday you
said you had a big businessman. How that? Oh? Go
down with them, So you do a little homework before

(01:46:04):
then you hit them with the paintball, getting the notes
of hot dogs, big goal. Guess what you're scoring. You're
getting back. You're getting back, dud.

Speaker 4 (01:46:11):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
You know what's good with paintball too on a date
is if you shoot them yourself to test their integrity, like.

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
Like are you out? Like what if they say no?

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Yeah, they say no, then you're like, just.

Speaker 12 (01:46:26):
Yell a barrel plug and we're a lot. Put your
barrel plug in unsafe. You're being dangerous, you're being dangerous.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
My first my second day was actually she can't do
a comedy. She came to my show, which was which
was no way. Yes I was because I was like
really into it. I was like if I bomb, She's
like, I want to come on the show. I was like okay,
and I was like if I bomb, like that's yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
I probably won't be doing a show for a while.
She's like, I just saw you post on Instagram.

Speaker 7 (01:46:56):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
Yeah yeah yeah. I was like, yeah, it's actually not happening.
I saw her like on stage. I was like, I
got a boner now, yes, just busted on stage, just
busted on stage.

Speaker 4 (01:47:09):
What's up? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
Like, who's this chick?

Speaker 11 (01:47:15):
Is this your man?

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
I on YouTube?

Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
My dad?

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
Dumbass in the nice sweater? Just yeah, just nagging her
from the stage, Well where'd you get that sweater?

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
Ross?

Speaker 5 (01:47:31):
She's like, what, dude, how did that second date show go?

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
It went okay? It was like it was a bar
show in San Diego. I like, had a good set,
but you know in your mind, you like you want
to like crush, and it's it's tough at a bar show.
It's kind of loud, you know, from the background. So
it went okay. But she was like, I think it
was nice. That went like kind of okay because I

(01:47:56):
was like, oh, she actually likes me for me a
little bit more than like if I like crush. You
know you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:48:02):
Yeah, she thinks yourself. I just scored. Yeah, no one's
found this guy yet. I'll just hitch my wagon to him.
But if you did, okay, she doesn't know if you're
gonna be successful or not.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
Just know you're gonna be the Chad you are today exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:48:14):
She's got you got to ride it out.

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
Yeah, And I'm like, what do you think of that
tea bag bit?

Speaker 5 (01:48:21):
What would you have done if she started giving you
advice on that, Like she came up and say, hey,
I like this set with the tea bag bit. I
think it'd be a lot better for your X, Y
and Z.

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
He'd be like, I don't like your calves. You gotta bounce?

Speaker 5 (01:48:30):
Yeah, yeah, time to go?

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Yeah, why don't you take the stairs?

Speaker 5 (01:48:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:48:40):
It is a Sherman is a true stoker because she
has been trying to implement paintball. Oh you have with
the squad. He just always just brings it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:50):
I will say a lot of paintball talk. I said
this in the last show because s was bringing it up.
I've only been paintballing like one or two times in
my life. It's fun. Man, You're a big target though,
that's what we're trying to un nimble, is true? I
can move a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:49:03):
Maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:49:05):
No, I did not say that.

Speaker 4 (01:49:06):
No, Taylor, we should go against like I know.

Speaker 5 (01:49:11):
It was funny.

Speaker 12 (01:49:13):
Growing up in southern California, we were wrap by Camp Pendleton,
and so the myth was, which in hindsight is so
untrue because like kids would have their birthday parties at
paintball penalty due were going at penalty indeed the Marines paintball.

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
There, Dude.

Speaker 12 (01:49:25):
In hindsight, it's like no Marines paintballing on the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:49:29):
They're they're like out at the bar out or like, yeah,
anywhere works five days this week, you want to go
do the same thing exactly, they're anywhere but the base.
But like you thought every adult on the course was
a marine, dude, was so funny. Oh I thought she
had a harness on, like she was in the air
suspended like the thrown around. But that's just vertical.

Speaker 12 (01:49:48):
See this looks cool. This is like a classic varsity blues.
Like the angles don't add up for football, like you know,
like like like when you see the filmmaking of the football,
like guys are tackling at a downward angle like yeah,
and sacking se inefficient paintball move by this lady here,
I'll be it sick.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
That's my wife.

Speaker 5 (01:50:09):
Yeah, paintball will be fun. Paple would be a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
Paintball is so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
Yeah, when that paints flying and you are against a
good squad, it is it is pretty terrifying.

Speaker 5 (01:50:16):
So I've never been in a situation where my backs
against the wall against a good squad. I was just
playing against other football players and they're bigger or the
same size as me, right, yeah, so easy just to
pack them down, no problem.

Speaker 12 (01:50:29):
What position in football would translate the best, dude, cause
these guys are pretty good athletes, dude, and the finger
speed your barber could get.

Speaker 4 (01:50:35):
In there and just.

Speaker 5 (01:50:38):
Yeah, girl, yeah, I mean it had to be corner
or wide receiver.

Speaker 12 (01:50:43):
Right, is corner the best athlete on the field.

Speaker 5 (01:50:46):
That's my theory. Besides the left tackle, I would say so.
I mean you think pound for pound, huge left big boys,
nimble moving islands, the whole thing. But yeah, corners are
pretty solid.

Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
D You're running backwards and you got to react, you
don't know what's happening, and.

Speaker 12 (01:51:01):
You're always undersize. You're going up against someone who's like
six inches taller than you, at least in forty pounds
heavy every single time.

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
Not just standing there and strapping up against DK Metcalf
just across the line of scramming a j Brown wanting
to you're like a press corner. You're like, I'm gonna
have to butt hands on this.

Speaker 5 (01:51:15):
Just having to go against black g I Joe's all day. Yeah,
that'd be tough.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
Look at this that's intimidating.

Speaker 5 (01:51:23):
Like if you if you're trying to get a job
and that's in your crew right there. Wow, you're getting
the job, right of DK. Yeah, bro, Yeah, d'st dude.

Speaker 1 (01:51:31):
Can you imagine having a rig like that? What's your
day like?

Speaker 5 (01:51:36):
Do you own a T shirt if you look like that?

Speaker 4 (01:51:38):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:51:39):
No, No, everywhere you're saving money, you're saving corner.

Speaker 5 (01:51:43):
Chill. Yeah, on the beach. Now he's going to going
to Pittsburgh built in.

Speaker 12 (01:51:48):
Yeah, I'm looking at some Josh Allen's getting that money
even though he couldn't get a yard.

Speaker 5 (01:51:54):
Dude, I mean, I don't know, Bro, I'm.

Speaker 12 (01:51:58):
A big Levis guy. I'm a big Levis dude. Yeah,
Levis Is Jack, pull him up, Miles Garrett. He just
signed up a huge ass contract.

Speaker 5 (01:52:06):
That huge ass contract right there?

Speaker 4 (01:52:14):
Are they really you know that's gonna be Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:52:23):
I saw splaying this weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:52:25):
Did you really? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:52:29):
Do you guys think.

Speaker 12 (01:52:30):
Really Rogers and the Steelers is a good move?

Speaker 4 (01:52:32):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:52:32):
By yeah. Do you see what he did last year? Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:52:36):
I mean his last six games was pretty sick. But
is it gonna be annoying? And then he's like, oh,
let's get Adams to the receiving room now, and then
you've got d k.

Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:52:46):
He actually did go to the two years forty six
million dollars. Aaron Rodgers is a stut, there's no doubt
about it. And now he's Tomlin as a head coach man.
Take the car keys and go get ahead, do what
you wanta. George Pickens, you got nausea Harris, and you
got DK Metcalf with a decent offensive line. Boys're gonna
cook this year. And Arthur Smith is an o c.

Speaker 1 (01:53:08):
Come on, did you guys have Josh Allen on the pod?

Speaker 5 (01:53:10):
He sat right there. Yeah, wow, I do love Jos.
I don't know, I don't know. Could get a yard?
Josh is the man. But that bar you said about
get all that paper but couldn't get a yard, that's
a good bar. That's a good ship talking about he
got a yard? Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:53:28):
Yes, yeah, shut out.

Speaker 12 (01:53:33):
Then some dude, if you're getting paid that much, dough, dude,
get it yard and a half. Fu come on, make
it you know what, Like they're say in comedy, it's
what Steve Martin said. You gotta be undeniable. Make it undeniable.
Although this is the you know he's not the only
one doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:53:48):
It's a lot of guys involved here, a lot of guys.

Speaker 4 (01:53:51):
That's okay, Josh Allen, I'd say he did get it.
He'd be about the stoke. Yeah, the first part he
was on, he had we had to call a we
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Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
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Go get in today. Back to this episode, bow Time,
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Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
Yeah, yeah, he's I love watching that guy.

Speaker 12 (01:55:28):
Pay him more. I changed my stance entirely. Yeah, three
or thirty millions, not tell you what, dude, Yeah, it's
the whole nine yards, am I right?

Speaker 4 (01:55:35):
Yeah? Come on, bro, what it'll be interesting about Aaron
Rodgers to the Steelers. Is last year when Russ came
to the Steelers. I know, like Tomlin was very was
very instrumental in kind of helping shift the image a
little bit with Russ, like, Hey, all the outside bullshit,
You're not gonna be doing any of that when you
come here. I'm kind of I'm just saying that. However,
I'm taking it in the context. I'm butchering that. I'm
sure it's much lighter. But it'll be interesting to see

(01:55:57):
how those conversations are with Aaron, because Aaron does so
many things off the field, like the mcav show and
everything else. Ayahuasca, but you know what i mean, just
always talking in the media and everything like that. I
don't think stop. I don't think that conversations had because
Steelers Pittsburgh is a way better organization than the Jets.

Speaker 5 (01:56:12):
And Tom has a culture, like a head coach brings
a culture. And it's like I mean, Bell, He's he
had Antonio Brown, with the Pouncy Brothers, with you know,
all these different unique personalities and he's able.

Speaker 4 (01:56:24):
To job well like Arthur Smith will do a great job.

Speaker 5 (01:56:27):
Just gonna do great with Aaron Rodgers. Steelers contenders Jersey.
Jerry is gonna be happy, dude. That's a tough division
to j is great.

Speaker 1 (01:56:35):
I love R He's funny. Him and Robbie Berger. When
he's like, do you guys know Robbie Berger?

Speaker 5 (01:56:40):
I don't think I do.

Speaker 4 (01:56:41):
He does.

Speaker 5 (01:56:43):
Sports. Yes, when he was.

Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
With h when he was doing like content with Robbie Berger,
that's where I cam hip to him. That guy is hilarious.
Both those guys are great. Jerry's all time this this
might be a loaded question. I don't know if it is.
If you could play for any team based on location
and vibe, what would it be because I always wonder
about I feel like I'd go to Miami just because Miami.

Speaker 4 (01:57:09):
That's a good a good point like the team too.

Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
I think I think maybe just location and yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:57:16):
Say location stuff. Because you were talking about vibe, like
something you want to represent that's like badass like that
is that's an easy answer for me. That's the Raiders, right.
I think you like the vibe of the Raiders when
they're at Oakland or even even now, like they've got
like a bad boy attitude and their color scheme goes
so hard.

Speaker 4 (01:57:32):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:57:32):
But I don't know if I don't want to live
in Vegas full time because I would go broke. I
would that's my personality. I love Gambling's a huge issue
right now. It's bakarat you speak blackchat, but but it
was it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:57:46):
I just became a craps guy.

Speaker 5 (01:57:47):
Yeah, you would be an all time crabs guy to
hang out with. My first is that is vibe? That
is everything.

Speaker 1 (01:57:54):
Yeah, my first my first time rolling, I had like
a monster whatever you call it, sash, Yeah, my sister
monster run.

Speaker 4 (01:58:02):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
And then it was like it was like forty five
minutes that was with my sister. She's teaching me, She's
like roll again. I was like all right, and the
guys at the other end of the table were like
let's go, and I was like, yeah, fucking there.

Speaker 4 (01:58:13):
It was so good.

Speaker 12 (01:58:15):
Yeah, it is the best, dude, when you get everyone
around the cat, you cheer for the guy you're on
the same.

Speaker 5 (01:58:20):
Team, on the same team exactly, and there's all it's
like a great sample size for society, Like you have
all these people, a group of people that are sitting
there going we're all in it for the one thing
right now, that's they get this point. We're all putting
on the coum bets and all these different things, and
then there's the was it schmolb smoll who doesn't and
they go against you. Yes, there's one guy in there

(01:58:41):
that's being an asshole. Everybody else is being a unit
and a team, and you just hope you can beat
that guy's ass man. Yeah, yeah, fuck that guy, Fuck
that guy.

Speaker 12 (01:58:49):
Blackjack's so fun too. If you're with the boys, you're
all sitting at the table. If you can all roll
up on a table, the best. Yeah, also a schmol scenario, though,
someone can come over and then they're splitting tens and
it's like, what are you doing, dude?

Speaker 5 (01:58:59):
Get out, get away.

Speaker 4 (01:59:00):
Right, unless that's the vibe, unless all the boys are
on board.

Speaker 5 (01:59:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.

Speaker 12 (01:59:05):
Sometimes you get like a stranger and you become like
best friends with them.

Speaker 5 (01:59:07):
You're like, you're the best dude.

Speaker 12 (01:59:08):
Yeah, and you go do I hit?

Speaker 4 (01:59:11):
Do I hit? If the dealer's showing like a four
and you're holding a twelve and you're like hitting, it's like, hey,
why you hit it?

Speaker 5 (01:59:16):
Exactly exactly. Sometimes they got to take one for the team.
Vibe something about that vibe.

Speaker 4 (01:59:23):
But yeah, Raiders or Dallas I think the star would
be sick.

Speaker 1 (01:59:26):
Yeah, Dallas. Dallas seems like it'd be cool just because
of there, and like it seems like to be cool
to play for a team where it's like they're like
it's an institution, where it's it's like it's ingrained in
the city.

Speaker 5 (01:59:37):
And place that would have been great would have been
the Chargers San Diego. Yeah, Oh, he's calling you right now,
Josh Allen, No Jersey, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (01:59:45):
Jerry, slow down, tell me you're you're you're on busting
with the boy. As a matter of fact, your name
just came up like four minutes ago because it seems
like Aaron Rodgers is going to the Steelers.

Speaker 8 (02:00:00):
You getting that info while you're putting out tweets like
that face swaps.

Speaker 4 (02:00:03):
I don't know what happened. What was the tweet?

Speaker 5 (02:00:08):
And Rogers he said, who the fuck is.

Speaker 4 (02:00:11):
Running your Twitter? Is that not happening?

Speaker 6 (02:00:14):
What?

Speaker 5 (02:00:14):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:00:14):
What are you asking?

Speaker 2 (02:00:17):
Is it happening?

Speaker 4 (02:00:18):
I don't know. That's what Sheran just that's what Sherman
in the back just said. He's like, Hey, they're closing
in on a deal with Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers.
Is that real?

Speaker 5 (02:00:25):
Who listen? I wouldn't hate it, I'd like it.

Speaker 4 (02:00:35):
It'd be you know, I'm fine with it.

Speaker 8 (02:00:37):
But he can't be putting stuff out there.

Speaker 4 (02:00:40):
You can hope.

Speaker 5 (02:00:41):
Sporting news dot com.

Speaker 4 (02:00:44):
Tracker. So, sportingnews dot com has a life for agency
tracker and they said, what Jack, They are close to
a deal. And there's also other and there's also other
notable people on Twitter too that have been confirming.

Speaker 5 (02:00:58):
Hey, Jerry, Jerry Taylor here, why would you not like
Aaron Rodgers?

Speaker 8 (02:01:03):
Not that I wouldn't like him, it's just that, like,
what is he gonna give us a year?

Speaker 4 (02:01:07):
You know? I mean if you guys go all in
all one year, it's like you got to be pumped
about them trying to put money into the offense, right of.

Speaker 8 (02:01:16):
Course, yes, yes, yes, but I would love that connection
with Russey and d k Oh.

Speaker 4 (02:01:23):
That's right. You are. You are sussy for Russy since
day one.

Speaker 5 (02:01:27):
See, I'm not sussy for Russy.

Speaker 4 (02:01:29):
I don't know. We'll see, we'll see.

Speaker 5 (02:01:31):
I'm gonna be very mad at Sherman if.

Speaker 4 (02:01:32):
It doesn't happen. Okay, Hey, what's the Instagram? What's the Instagram? Oh?
Same photo? Gotcha? Who the fuck is running your Twitter.
Oh easy, Jerry, Easy, Hey Jerry. When when's mister Jerry
coming out? Sometime in May? I'll keep you posting, Okay,
all right, I love it. We love you and the
boys we got uh we got Chad Kroger and uh

(02:01:53):
Stu Strider Wilson on the bus.

Speaker 5 (02:01:56):
Love that, love that. Enjoy all right, love you legend
carrot all I say, all right, cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever,
due the fuck is running your Twitter? So he's coming
out with mister mister Jerry.

Speaker 4 (02:02:08):
Yeah, so Jersey Jerry. He's coming out with mister Jerry
and knock off of Miss Rachel.

Speaker 5 (02:02:13):
Miss Rachel. Yeah, but are your boy, Prince? Yeah, they're
they're officially in direct competition with each other. So you
gotta draw a line in the sand, mister Jerry. That's awesome, dude.

Speaker 4 (02:02:25):
I can't enjoy both like I enjoy Miss Rachel. I
don't watch you.

Speaker 5 (02:02:29):
You're right, You're right.

Speaker 4 (02:02:30):
You can't.

Speaker 5 (02:02:30):
You can't. You can't enjoy both, Prince, mister, you can't
enjoy both. I just feel like sometimes you gotta pick one.
He can't be a fan of the Red Sox and
the Yankees, Like.

Speaker 4 (02:02:40):
I don't know if if Prince though rolls out episodes.

Speaker 5 (02:02:43):
I think he just does.

Speaker 4 (02:02:44):
Yeah, he just is like you know what I mean,
like the episodes kid shows.

Speaker 5 (02:02:48):
Yeah, would you guys ever run into the uh kids
show world? I feel like you guys would.

Speaker 13 (02:02:53):
Do phenomenal Yeah, like like right one, or like like
a like a miss Rachel type thing or mister Jerry,
that's about to happen, mister agg Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:03:03):
Blues clues and I think I would rip it.

Speaker 5 (02:03:05):
I think you would crush blues clues.

Speaker 1 (02:03:07):
That'd be sick, like, what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (02:03:08):
The original Steve Steve.

Speaker 1 (02:03:10):
Steve Yeah, I mean I'd be like Steve, but yeah,
he got hooked on crack.

Speaker 5 (02:03:15):
I was gonna say, I think he was, Yeah, class
I think it was coke, not cracked. Man, I have
been cracked, like one of the same, right.

Speaker 1 (02:03:23):
Yeah, I think Yeah, blues clues, I'd be like, oh,
you guys see this clue or you guys fired up?
It was this like a fucking oh.

Speaker 5 (02:03:31):
Ship was crimed. Yeah, yeah, and we got.

Speaker 1 (02:03:35):
Clues like what like what a blue?

Speaker 5 (02:03:38):
How are you doing in blue? Like barks save a
little every single time?

Speaker 1 (02:03:43):
Man, that's a good I never thought about that.

Speaker 5 (02:03:45):
The show is an elite show. Mister Salt, missus Pepper,
but then their kids Paprika, Yeah, and going on in
that relationship.

Speaker 1 (02:03:53):
Yeah, oh dude, DM Nickelodeon, just be like, what do
you guys think, is it.

Speaker 5 (02:03:57):
Time to bring it back? You would do so great
at that, that would be. But also the drunks. How's
your drunks? Because I feel like anytime I saw Steve
the way he was like, we found a mailbox, and
he would do the mailbox in such a simplistic yet
beautiful way.

Speaker 1 (02:04:10):
Yeah. I just stick figures. It would be tough not
to draw dicks too, because I realize it's like a
kids show, but I'm like, it's just hilarious strong dicks.

Speaker 13 (02:04:18):
Yeah, just stick figuring this a small little yeah, yeah,
you know, like a couple of rocks.

Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
Yeah, like all those like kids movies, they have little
like hidden gems for adults, you know, like like sort
of like, yeah, I just have like a dick and
like every.

Speaker 5 (02:04:33):
Sexual yeah, you would not be subtle about it.

Speaker 4 (02:04:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:04:37):
It is for the parents.

Speaker 5 (02:04:38):
Yeah, look away. For the kids, it's just like the
most detailed penis you.

Speaker 4 (02:04:42):
Write, you write, you write it on the screen too.
This is for the parents. Not the kids. They can't
read that three.

Speaker 5 (02:04:47):
Two one, oh, what is a dick? That's dick? They back,
it goes back to something else.

Speaker 1 (02:04:53):
Like, bro, what's this clue? And it's just a huge
what's this clue?

Speaker 5 (02:04:58):
Yeah? An adult loose clues actually would probably better than
the kids show itself. Yeah yeah, But speaking of dicks,
you guys went on a journey of your lives and
that's to bring a take away a small dong shame.
Yeah yeah, I mean I saw your process.

Speaker 1 (02:05:15):
Thank you. Yeah, it started with Strider. Actually he got
We were going one of our weekly streaks and Strader
got shame for having a small dank.

Speaker 12 (02:05:25):
A lot of people laughed at me outside of a
d m V. You know, people say, oh, man, that
tall guy has especially small penis. I would would always
justify to myself saying I have a taller frame, so
therefore maybe make it look smaller. Turns out it's a
double negative, just some tall body with a small weenie.
But then my boys were like, dude, let's end that
small dong shame. That's just something I can't control. This

(02:05:46):
is the wiener that I was given so and it's
made me develop other love making moves. So it's actually
been a benefit.

Speaker 5 (02:05:52):
You know. Now I'm tee darting. Now my wife can
pick me up. She know you can. She can do
all sorts of moves on me that I never even
thought of. Sixty nine reverse.

Speaker 12 (02:06:01):
Sixty nine nice legit is that what you're on top?
That's where my wife picks me up, flips me over
and we go to town to town. Yeah, yeah, we
got to Yeah, oh dude, we definitely our love making
music is definitely like rush heavy, just double foot pedal
always when making love. Dude, none of this, you know,

(02:06:22):
easy listening. But this was the biggest dude, was the
there we are ending small dog cham we you guys
got permits and we went around Los Angeles is downtown LA.

Speaker 1 (02:06:31):
The route was in the shape of a dick, was it. Yeah,
if the helicopter was watching it, see.

Speaker 5 (02:06:37):
Yeah, that's the kind of detail people don't understand sometimes.

Speaker 1 (02:06:40):
Yeah, and you know Bill Maher covered it really here
in LA. We had a small dong march I try
to do. Yeah, Kyle Dunagan does a great impression.

Speaker 5 (02:06:49):
Impressures are the best.

Speaker 4 (02:06:51):
Let's let's live in the small dong mindset for a second.
That had to have come with a lot of pressure.

Speaker 5 (02:06:57):
Of course. And I played.

Speaker 12 (02:06:58):
I played volleyball in college and and through high school,
and I've always been on teams, and I've always been
in locker rooms. In locker rooms, look, you know, there's etiquette.
You're in the shower whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:07:08):
He has a going eye contact, but your clock and
everyone's clocking everyone thing on this podcast, everyone meet peaks.

Speaker 12 (02:07:14):
Of course, of course I was. And there's like twenty
dudes on a volleyball team. I was always bottom eighteen,
always bottomating.

Speaker 4 (02:07:21):
And that has to be tough too, because your frame,
it's like this dude obviously as a as a massive piece,
because again you got you're kind of like a lanky,
tall guy. Yes, got a little nose, got a little
nose on you to be like he's got he's working
with a pipe down there. Yeah, a guy with that frame,
Taylor knife, see you.

Speaker 5 (02:07:38):
I probably I pride myself on being in a locker
room for most of my life and understanding what the
body frame is for a big piece. And you would
have tricked me exactly.

Speaker 12 (02:07:46):
And imagine uh, my wife when we first made love
and she's thinking to herself, I'm gonna get myself and
not a nice little treat, a nice big treat. And
but now my wife loves me, she says, my wiener's.

Speaker 5 (02:07:58):
Fine, and that's nice. That's yeah. How long I take
her to get to fine? Was the immediate?

Speaker 4 (02:08:03):
Was she?

Speaker 5 (02:08:03):
Was she always body positive? Or was it tough to
me thirteen years to propose there's a reason like.

Speaker 4 (02:08:09):
Are you somebody that has to get it under the covers? Person?
And then take your boxers off?

Speaker 12 (02:08:12):
I'm a lights off guy. Wow, I'm a lights off guy.
Candle mood, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (02:08:18):
Yeah? That also, that's a good way to kind of distract.
Are there anything you don't want them to really notice? Correct?

Speaker 12 (02:08:23):
My wife comes in the room, she says, turn the
lights on, spread them.

Speaker 5 (02:08:27):
You know, that's what she did want to see you.
Brave of her as well though, too? Yeah? Oh yeah,
oh yeah, god. And I'll wear a thong Carhart but
still a thong. Yeah, doesn't chaf?

Speaker 12 (02:08:38):
Oh did they make good quality stuff? But the way
we move, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:08:43):
There is for your first time, I had to be high.
You got to make sure kind of like the notebook
where they're standing there in front of fire and just
going one article at a time and He's like, are
you sure. I'm scared that you're not gonna be okay
with this? She just like lets him know, like you're
in a safe space. Yeah, what is that's?

Speaker 5 (02:09:01):
Well, yeah, that's I think he looked good there.

Speaker 4 (02:09:03):
I appreciate that. Yeah, that was a vulnerable state for
me as well. Tom Brady posted a photo that was
very similar, so I had to, oh nice, let him know.
I had just show him what a real alpha looked like.

Speaker 1 (02:09:14):
I got said, stratter, you carry big hog energy though.

Speaker 4 (02:09:17):
You do?

Speaker 5 (02:09:18):
Yeah? Is that a downfall?

Speaker 12 (02:09:20):
Yes, you have such big dick energy to compensation. Yeah,
I would like to just be myself right now. I'd
like to still be curled up in my hotel room.

Speaker 5 (02:09:27):
Taking a nap.

Speaker 4 (02:09:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:09:30):
Yeah, I'd like to just be doing that. You know
he's not ready, Yeah exactly, That's that's my true nature.
I just want to shell up, dude.

Speaker 4 (02:09:38):
But you's got a fluff it all day. I'm like,
I if there's like a weird thing I do that
people don't necessarily know about, is I'm always like fluffing
myself throughout the day.

Speaker 5 (02:09:47):
Yeah, you know right now, it's not like very very nervous.

Speaker 1 (02:09:50):
Yeah, I know this when when we met, when we
before we shook hands.

Speaker 4 (02:09:54):
You really yeah, like you like, what up?

Speaker 5 (02:09:59):
Just adapts? Give us a little blood down there? Which
is it? I get it? Yeah, you want that.

Speaker 1 (02:10:04):
My Small Dong journey was kind of a rude awakening
because I played water polo and uh, I did it
for the tan and shot off my bulge because I
was I thought I had a good bulge, and so
I played water polo and then you know, my first match,
like I invited my crush and like, cause my my
plan was to have my crush see me. She seen
my bulge, she'd be like, Okay, you're the guy, you know.

(02:10:26):
And but then I didn't realize that I had a
pointy bulge. You guys, what I'm talking about for the
shaft rests on the sack instead of wrapping around.

Speaker 5 (02:10:37):
Called that a bird's nests.

Speaker 1 (02:10:39):
Yeah, it's like a little tent.

Speaker 4 (02:10:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:10:41):
And she bailed at halftime. No yeah, And I was like, bros,
what do you think happened? They're like, it's your bulge, man,
it's plenty.

Speaker 5 (02:10:49):
So you thought your greatest asset ended up being your
greatest demise.

Speaker 1 (02:10:52):
Yeah, it's like you know, I was just everyone's just
so nice to me growing up. They're like, yeah, did
you guys sell the peas? But they were just that's
that's that's the downside being too nice is like, you know,
I had all this like kind of false reinforcement where
people like, hey, you got a fire piece and you know, yeah,

(02:11:15):
so I'm laughing because it's so traumatic.

Speaker 5 (02:11:19):
This is that's tough to do.

Speaker 1 (02:11:21):
Yeah, and then and then and then, like my buddy
who's like a straight shooter, he's like, look, it's your bulge,
your bulge.

Speaker 5 (02:11:29):
Let me ask you this. So, if you guys are
all about the stoke, you guys are all about body positivity,
how do you achieve body positivity with your bros while
also being honest with them? Because you never want to
put your boys in a situation that you were in.
It's a water polo, yeah, So how do you tell them, hey,
the bulge is not the not the thing that's going
to get you where you need to go.

Speaker 4 (02:11:46):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (02:11:46):
If you like, let's say you have a buddy who
has a pointy bulge, you know, and he's like he's like, bros, like,
you know, what do you mean assessment? Like straight? You know,
how's my bulge? I'd be like, dude, honestly, the bulge
is like kind of you know, it's not the best bull,
but your calves make up for it. You find something else.
Threeundrdults will for sure make up for that thumb tech

(02:12:09):
penis you got.

Speaker 12 (02:12:13):
It's beautiful. That really helped me. You would send that
into a group text thread. We have a group text
thread where we would send like our weightlifting regimen for
the day and stuff, and we really emphasize form on there.
You know, it's not oh did I put up these
numbers today, It's like, great technique.

Speaker 5 (02:12:26):
You got low on that squad. You got to ninety.

Speaker 12 (02:12:28):
If you're just doing ninety, other guys have different goals,
so you'll put your goal and whatever that is, we
will support you on that journey. Yeah, and some goals
you can't, Like you can't get it. I mean, you
could get a penis extension. But we just said take
what you got and make the best of it, you
know what I mean. These are the ingredients that we have.
Bake the best cake you can.

Speaker 4 (02:12:47):
Yeah, with what you got. And it's like too, like
when you identify that a bro is struggling with a
small piece and you know you have one as well.
You kind of break the ice with like, hey, I
got a small one too. Yeah, I know JP. I
could tell he was nervous at one point in time,
and I had to break out the story. I similar
to you chat. I had to learn the hard way.
I was in a locker room of my own back
in Washington, and I walked in the shower and Quentin Dunbar,

(02:13:09):
I'll never forget it. I'm walking toward the back corner
because that's where I'm trying to hurry up and get
to before I take off my towel, and he's like, Scrimp,
there goes Scrimp and the whole team. I was on notice,
and that unfortunately became my nickname. I had to learn
the hard way. I mean I already knew it, Yeah,
I kind of really you really get naked, Yeah, yes,

(02:13:30):
when that gets unleashed on you. Yeah. So it's always
been like a It's always been a point of emphasis
when I know a fellow bros out there struggling with
a small.

Speaker 12 (02:13:37):
Piece and you can tell you there was telltale signs
like I was like I was buying. I bought a
couple of chain necklaces.

Speaker 4 (02:13:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:13:45):
When I would greet you.

Speaker 12 (02:13:46):
I'd say, what's up, pussy bitch, you know, try to
talk tough, and you're like, dude, that's not you.

Speaker 4 (02:13:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:13:53):
I would rent convertibles. Did I went into heavy debt
eating just convertibles.

Speaker 1 (02:13:57):
Really, He's a huge corvette guy.

Speaker 5 (02:13:59):
Just renting them.

Speaker 1 (02:14:00):
Yeah, I uh, I remember one time we were He's like,
you know one time too, You're like, what books are
you reading. I'm like, oh, you know, like holes And
I'm like, what.

Speaker 4 (02:14:09):
Are you reading?

Speaker 1 (02:14:10):
You're like the Game? Yeah, the Game by Neil Strauss.

Speaker 12 (02:14:13):
I'd be like, dude, you want to go serging for chicks.
He's like, dude, we were both married. I'm like, yeah,
but let's just sarge. You know, let's just get out
in the field. I'd say stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (02:14:25):
I know, but dude, thank you for sharing that. Thank
you for that's a beautiful story.

Speaker 4 (02:14:28):
The space.

Speaker 1 (02:14:29):
Yeah, yeah, you know what you created the space on
our show A Small Dog.

Speaker 4 (02:14:35):
You know, there's an audience out there listening, like, hey,
I kind of got a small piece, so maybe you
can be a little bit more confident.

Speaker 5 (02:14:39):
There's at least it doesn't men out there right now
wiping their tears yeah and saying they feeling that they
finally have been heard. Yes, they finally found you guys. Yeah,
and then you know they have support.

Speaker 4 (02:14:47):
I mean, you've lost a bunch of weight. I'm sure
you've got a lot of growth with that. So guys,
it would be a little bit more heavy set, like, hey,
there is opportunity out there, just lies in your discipline,
in your day to day. Yeah, if he isn't who
you are.

Speaker 5 (02:14:57):
I've lost sixty pounds and I've definitely seen a chain
my piece, but bigger when you lost Yeah, it's well,
at least it looks that way to me. It looks
that way to.

Speaker 4 (02:15:06):
Me really, And I was like, my boy really is
doing It's.

Speaker 5 (02:15:17):
Situation like when you try to you know, I try
to overcompensate for that because I mean when I was
in the locker room too, like offensive linemen, you know,
usually have what we call a button penis when the
food kind of pushes out too far and so you
kind of that kind of just sets. It doesn't even
touch the nutsack. So a lot of us have been
shame for such a long time, and to see like
even any droop at all, I started to get overly

(02:15:38):
confident myself and I said some untimely things. On a
road trip to Notre Dame. One time, there was that
bottle you're right there, right there, and I said about
my piece, It is kind of like tough to put
it in there, but I was trying to brag about
my piece, and actually I didn't have to do that.
It was an insecurity, yes, exactly, was an insecurity.

Speaker 4 (02:15:55):
Because he goes out, I can barely fie it's why
not the bottom we all just started.

Speaker 5 (02:16:01):
You know, takes his hat off, puts it on my head,
and I knew right then there. I sat in silence
for the next forty five minutes and just I was
in total despair. It was terrible, but you live and
you learn. That's why you do those things. You live
and you learn. So I think there's a lot offensive
linemen out there listening to this story, and I just
want you guys to know you're not alone. Like you
can lose this weight and you can be more proud

(02:16:21):
of what you have. I'm still white, you know, I'm
still from Arizona, right, I have all the things going
against me. I'm not impressive by any means, but I'm
better than I was yesterday.

Speaker 4 (02:16:29):
Yeah, hey man, and if you do have a button hook,
it's beautiful. Change the verbage, change the verbage to like
an army helmet. It seems a little more mad.

Speaker 12 (02:16:39):
Sounds cool, Yeah, yeah, it seems like more keyhole the door.

Speaker 5 (02:16:43):
Yeah, comes down a little bit a lot. Pick.

Speaker 1 (02:16:45):
Yeah. Phoenix Phoenix penis is a real thing.

Speaker 5 (02:16:48):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (02:16:50):
It's there's something about the desert like dehydrates.

Speaker 5 (02:16:55):
Shrimps it up. It's like a raisin. They have a
great thing full of a grapist. You start to hit
the water of a grape, what's to turn into a
little raisin exactly. So that's what happens all my boys
out there.

Speaker 1 (02:17:04):
Yeah, Charles Barkley said when he played for the Suns,
He's like my dink like got small, like two inches.

Speaker 5 (02:17:12):
Yeah, I think per capita baggy shorts. There's more people
that wear baggy shorts in Arizona per capita than any
part of the country because guaranteed, guaranteed. Yeah, it's tough
out there, man, it's tough, especially in Cave Creek, Arizona.
Pretty much white, pretty much white, pretty much uh, just

(02:17:32):
baggy close, baggy close, cowboy boots. You know, the boys
are having a hard time out there.

Speaker 4 (02:17:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:17:37):
Yeah, if you're wearing basketball shorts and cowboy boots, that's
a fashion statement.

Speaker 5 (02:17:43):
That's a fashion statement, that's hiding something that's that's like
my schedule today is jacking off. I'll be jacking off today. Yeah,
is definitely. Also, the super lifted trucks are a big giveaway, huge,
big give way. That's always tough for the peace community. Yes, yeah,
exactly what I'm telling you. Yes, yeah, you have a

(02:18:05):
lifted truck, super lifted, as lifted as you can get,
really monster truck status.

Speaker 1 (02:18:11):
Yeah, Ford wraptor nice small.

Speaker 4 (02:18:14):
With extra lift or just Ford wrap Ford.

Speaker 1 (02:18:18):
Yeah, fat muffler on their exhaust custom shocks. Yeah like that.
That's literally me, dude. Oh that's when I I was
told by my bulge I did that.

Speaker 5 (02:18:29):
Some of those things you can't help. Yeah, you know,
it's just party, it's just your makeup. That's how humans work.

Speaker 12 (02:18:34):
At a circle A good we've created a safe space here,
a good safe space for your bros too. Can be calms.
But also that reminded me is off roading. Did you
guys ever go off roading? Maybe in Arizona growing up,
or do you guys we used to dude, it's so
much fun. Did you just rip it on a car?

Speaker 5 (02:18:51):
Whatever?

Speaker 12 (02:18:51):
You take out your mom's act, your MDX or something
like that. Not giving advice to any of the young
kids to go do that, but if you have a
truck that's capable, just go hit some dunes for a
little bit park crack open and energy, drink and just talk.

Speaker 5 (02:19:03):
It's kind of the best.

Speaker 1 (02:19:03):
Thing you can do.

Speaker 4 (02:19:04):
Yeah, we're waxing poetic right now.

Speaker 5 (02:19:06):
I had a really tough experience romping one time in Florida.
I went down there. I was just just started to
date my wife, so it was like a two week
period and she was invited to a wedding. Her ex
boyfriend was there. I met him. This guy is a
real man. He was a professional wakeboarder. When I met him,
he actually just caught a baby alligator in his hands.
So already I'm feeling like the data in the situation.

Speaker 1 (02:19:27):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (02:19:28):
Yeah, yeah, I felt like the smallest man room. I
had a FOURD raptor had a leveling kid on it,
spacers out just a little bit, real nice looking truck.
These guys had these lighter body trucks. They'd love to
go romping. So like hey, let's go, let's go. And
I was like, all right, let's go, let's get after it.
He gets in the car with us, he's drunk, he's
bringing up you know, like inside jokes with tailing. He's laughing,

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and my truck got stuck. And then he gets out
of my truck, opens the door as it's stuck in,
and I had one of those like step ups that
kind of come out and down based on off the doors,
open her clothes a running board down there yet and
he was taking a pe off of it, kind of
bouncing and it broke the step. Oh, this truck's kind
of kind of insulted my truck. It was it was

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the last time I romped. Wow, it was the last
time I romped. You guys got to go recreate, recreate
the memory there. I think a good thing to do
is any place you've been hurt, go back there and
reconquer that space. Go back to that exact swamp and either.

Speaker 12 (02:20:26):
You wrop there or maybe you drop down, you do
twenty push ups. Maybe you just go and reset the memory.

Speaker 5 (02:20:33):
Yeah, oh that'd be a great call.

Speaker 1 (02:20:34):
Yeah, beautiful, get.

Speaker 5 (02:20:36):
A nice little perimeter MIXU. There's no alligators round grab
ankles and spend ten minutes there just soaking.

Speaker 1 (02:20:41):
Then he started doing blues clothes.

Speaker 5 (02:20:45):
Yeah, yeah, gosh, this is I tell you what. We're
not done with this show, but this has been nice.
I love.

Speaker 4 (02:20:53):
Yeah, A good stoke in here.

Speaker 1 (02:20:54):
Yeah, I was pumped to come on. I yeah, it's
it's thank you for having us.

Speaker 5 (02:20:58):
Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, you guys aware of the show at
all before you came. You just got to invite and
you're like, oh.

Speaker 1 (02:21:02):
We're coming. Yeah, no, I I know that. Actually I
saw you guys followed the podcast page something like that.
I was I was like, or one of you guys.
I was like, whoa, So no, no, I've watched. I've
watched the episodes before. I think I watched the Shane
Gillis one. So uh no, I'm a big fan.

Speaker 12 (02:21:29):
Whoa, you guys were on my fantasy team.

Speaker 5 (02:21:33):
For all for y'all show. Like, do you guys, how
often do you all have guests on? Because a lot
of clips I see the three of you a lot,
But would you ever is there a guest in mind
that you're like, we got to have this person.

Speaker 1 (02:21:44):
Guest in mind? Who's your white whale? Good question for
you right here, Vin Diesel. Yeah, Vin Diesel, If.

Speaker 5 (02:21:57):
You got Vin on, that'd be sick.

Speaker 1 (02:21:59):
Yeah, we got Paul. If we got like like a
medium to kind of like if you can come back,
I'm sure beautiful. Yeah, speak to him from the other
side the Rock, The Rock, Yeah, you know, kind of
anti rock in here because you know, because he called
Vin a candy ass and we just can't.

Speaker 5 (02:22:18):
You're not standing for that.

Speaker 1 (02:22:19):
No, in terms of the yeah, in terms of the
beef between Vin and The Rock, I said with Vin
and I don't know if you guys caught in the
Golden globes like Vin like tried to extend in Olive
Branch where he was presenting a word. He goes, hey, Dwayne,
and that was like him like offering peace and Dwayne,
I don't even think he took it.

Speaker 5 (02:22:39):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:22:40):
Yeah. So yeah, room Pierce love tyree. He's got a
hibachi grill in his backyard.

Speaker 5 (02:22:48):
So really that's awesome, dude.

Speaker 1 (02:22:50):
Yeah, Yeah, he's the factoid.

Speaker 5 (02:22:52):
What did uh? How did you all become so infactuated
with Fast and Furious? What was the moment you knew like, Okay,
this is the greatest show to you.

Speaker 1 (02:23:00):
It was for me. It was when I was When
I first saw it in theaters, I was like eleven
years old and I was with my brothers and my dad,
and it was it was kind of like that moment
you know when you become ship from a boy into
a man. It was like that moment where when Paul
first hit the NOS, I was like, dude, I'm into

(02:23:21):
chicks now. And then we got Carls Junior afterwards, so good. Yeah,
and the best interesting Paul. Paul had such a good tan,
such good flow. He just he was so cool under
pressure so much riz so I think it was just
that whole combo just it was like it was like,

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this is who I want to be. I want to
be like Brian O'Connor.

Speaker 4 (02:23:44):
And that that was one. Need for Speed was at
its peak.

Speaker 1 (02:23:48):
Yeah, dude, I used to play that.

Speaker 4 (02:23:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:23:50):
It was fun.

Speaker 4 (02:23:51):
Yeah, drag races and then every restarting, every time you lose,
you just knew the exact buttons to hit the best.
You'd just be gaming all day long. One Need for Speed?

Speaker 5 (02:24:00):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (02:24:01):
PS two?

Speaker 6 (02:24:01):
Guy?

Speaker 4 (02:24:02):
PS two? Two? PS two is the last PlayStation I
was on. I went to the Xbox. Then I found
Red Dead Red.

Speaker 5 (02:24:10):
Yeah. Yeah, that's if I could ever meet a real
human being or make a person a real human being.
Arthur Morgan.

Speaker 12 (02:24:17):
Yeah, I can't believe that there's got They got to
make a movie out of that or show like they
all the best, like what's the HBO and with the
mushrooms and then fall Ast of Us? Yeah, Last of
Us and then the Amazon one. Boy, that's a great band.
That's a band, phenomenal band.

Speaker 5 (02:24:32):
What what's the what's the movie Fallout? Fallout? Yes? Yeah, great.
The favorite genre of music is that music.

Speaker 12 (02:24:41):
It is a great Yeah, because we're kind of this
around the similar like age like when this band was big,
How are you I'm thirty seven, perfect, thirty four, thirty three.

Speaker 4 (02:24:52):
Thirty five, Now there're all there?

Speaker 5 (02:24:54):
Yeah yeah this to me, the greatest band of all
time is Milankeel eighty two. Blink's amazing, dudeye can't be blank.
I saw Angels and Airwaves. I've never seen Blink though,
seen Angels and Airwin really blake when A two came
here they played at Bridge Stone. I'm not a concert guy.
I've never been a huge concert guy, but I was like,
we gotta go to this. A bunch of the boys,
the Predators hooked us up with a suite and they
started to play. They came out to Anthem Part two

(02:25:16):
and no joke felt by stuff about the cry. I
had to take a step back. Yeah, I had to
get away from the boys a little bit because I
was like so much nostalgic, nostalgic.

Speaker 4 (02:25:26):
Angels and airwaves too though they have some bankers, dude. Yeah,
and then I'll just take you down memory lane with
high school.

Speaker 5 (02:25:31):
Oh, dude, exactly, dude.

Speaker 1 (02:25:33):
I saw a blanket so Fi and we were like,
and when they played What's My Age again, all so
f I was dancing. It was wild. It was like
it was because just the whole stadium was just going
nuts and.

Speaker 5 (02:25:46):
There was.

Speaker 12 (02:25:49):
Just dud just listening to I Miss You dude, driving
home after talking to Zero Chicks at a party, I
miss you, miss you?

Speaker 5 (02:25:57):
Oh you saw where are you? I'm so sorry.

Speaker 12 (02:26:05):
It's the best choice to sing like that, Like, it's
such an interesting way that that's like.

Speaker 4 (02:26:08):
Peeking at the rear view mirror like you're in a
music video.

Speaker 5 (02:26:11):
Yeah, looking at the window for a little too long,
even though you're driving. Oh yeah, I should this road
it is it's and they had like such good bad
jokes in between their sets where they would just tell
like shitty like you know, like teenage boy jokes, poop
fart jokes, and they go back in the next song
and just it was amazing. It was an amazing experience.

(02:26:34):
My fault. I don't mean to say it like that.
I'm not trying to disrespect you, not on this show,
not today, tomorrow maybe, but not today, ye, not in
this moment, but strutter fast and fious for you. When
did it take you by storm?

Speaker 7 (02:26:47):
You know?

Speaker 12 (02:26:48):
I think it was just I loved it at first sight,
Like I was like, this movie is a banger. I
think like Number one is legit an amazing ass movie,
and it's like basically Point Break, which is also an
amazing ass movie. I remember what home like watching except
siblings and like my parents would go out for dinner
on Friday night or whatever, we stay home and watch
whatever's on TV, and like tn T or AMC, and

(02:27:09):
Point Break was on one night and I remember like
we all discovered it together and we're like, this is
the best movie I've ever seen, and then fast and
furious watching it just brought back those memories and what
a great like subculture of street racing. And then dude, Like,
I mean number one is still by far away my favorite.
There's a few duds in the series, but like just

(02:27:29):
the fact that there's so many and just the whole
culture of it and then bonding with the bros.

Speaker 4 (02:27:33):
But as sorry as to shift when they became like superheroes.

Speaker 12 (02:27:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's some stuff like honestly too or
beat them one and too amazing honestly.

Speaker 5 (02:27:41):
When the Rock shows up, Yeah, dude, when the Rock
shows up, it goes downhills.

Speaker 4 (02:27:45):
It seems like they're they're beef too, is like all
like contractually, yeah, losing in scenes or who had more punches?

Speaker 5 (02:27:52):
Yeah, it's kind of hilarious.

Speaker 4 (02:27:53):
I think it is like a funny beef, like.

Speaker 5 (02:27:55):
They have to win for the same amount of time
land like the equal badass of a punch.

Speaker 4 (02:28:01):
Like if a man loses a fight, he has to
lose a certain way that doesn't make it seem like
the Rock just dummied him. That's why those fights are
the way it is, like punch for punch in the
contract that was that was like I.

Speaker 5 (02:28:11):
Know about the contracts, I don't know about the fights,
to be honest, save space, right, is it okay to
be a we're gonna save space. I'm not going to
judge here.

Speaker 12 (02:28:21):
Anything you want, We're not going to judge.

Speaker 4 (02:28:24):
Just you haven't seen it.

Speaker 5 (02:28:27):
I hate fast and furious. You can't judge.

Speaker 1 (02:28:33):
I can't the bully.

Speaker 5 (02:28:37):
Nobody's perfect. Nobody you were, you were back in a thousand.
I know that's awesome. I want him to do what
he did to you, become my friend. I wanted you
to many But dude, Yeah, here's the problem is, I'm
always a guy who all kind of I kind of

(02:28:59):
gave a little sample this of separates. I'm never like
on time with shows. I'm never on time with movies.
Very rarely do I go like to like the weekend
premiere of something, or like stay up to Date. I
think the third or fourth one came out and I
went with a bunch of my boys to it, and
there was a scene where one of the guys gets
hit head on collision, flies across the highway lands with

(02:29:21):
his back into a car, stands up, dust themselves off,
keep walking. I'm out of here.

Speaker 1 (02:29:26):
You don't think that could happen.

Speaker 4 (02:29:27):
I've never.

Speaker 5 (02:29:30):
I wanted to. I want to be so bad, but
you also have to we have Twitter now, I see
how people get body just on basic hits.

Speaker 4 (02:29:36):
Yea Twitter.

Speaker 1 (02:29:37):
It's like every time I pull on Twitter's you see.

Speaker 5 (02:29:40):
Someone die and you have to watch too.

Speaker 1 (02:29:42):
Got to watch you know, fast ferious. It taught me
a lot the first one, Like I tried to talk
to girls the way Vin does in the first one,
where I you know, I'd walk into like middle school,
I'd be like, hey, Janiel, what are you doing yoga?
And it worked, dude did. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:30:01):
Yeah, I'm must in my back sweating a little bit
from telling you guys that.

Speaker 12 (02:30:06):
Honest, but you are right, like when the rock stops
like a torpedo with his arm in one of the things,
like there's like a torpedo on ice and he like
redirects it with.

Speaker 4 (02:30:15):
His and when they're just all fighting on the plane.

Speaker 5 (02:30:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:30:21):
But the disappointment disappointment is that it sounds like you
saw like four first.

Speaker 5 (02:30:27):
Yeah yeah, and then and they didn't have me so
much that I really haven't seen one, so you haven't
seen one or two. But here's the thing too, is
like I watched that scene and I was like, this
is ridiculous. But then I'll watch Jason X when Jason
gets you know, he's in a cryod chamber and he
wakes up in space and kills fifty people like this,
woe is unbelievable.

Speaker 12 (02:30:45):
Yeah, it's a different sandbox though, you're this is Yeah,
this is different, supposed.

Speaker 5 (02:30:50):
To be a reality. Number one dude. I would say,
if you guys have like a dude's night, just watch
number one together or something like that. You might like
that at night.

Speaker 4 (02:30:57):
It doesn't matter if it's when he was winning.

Speaker 1 (02:31:02):
Good quote. I I, uh, I don't want to be braggy,
but I went to the premiere Fast nine and then
you know, he gives a speech before every movie, so
he shows up an hour late. I was like, hell, yeah,
I dude, he's wearing all white sunglasses, indoors pulls up
to the mic, He's like familiar, and they just start.

Speaker 5 (02:31:27):
No way. What was your reaction to cry?

Speaker 1 (02:31:32):
I was crying the whole time, just waiting for him.
I was like, oh, it's just crying and hard.

Speaker 5 (02:31:38):
Yeah, want to want a diabolical combination. You'res streaming down
your face while rock hard, Like that's like pere Nevada.

Speaker 12 (02:31:45):
Yeah, crying with a woodie, dude, that's that is Nevana.
That is how you achieve it.

Speaker 5 (02:31:50):
That is how you do it, and that these monks
Rogers is doing when he's on this Ayahuascada. What's your
take on Iowa? So, would you ever do it? Or
have you done it?

Speaker 12 (02:32:01):
I'm a baby when it comes to substance stuff like that,
Like I like an I p a. I don't even
like weed. I don't like it, like like you know,
like that's about it. Like I don't know, I don't know,
but like if it did happen, it would be like
with my wife on a retreat in Costa Rica or something.

Speaker 5 (02:32:17):
I would try.

Speaker 12 (02:32:18):
I just don't want to throw up or do any
of that stuff. I'm like wocinogenics. I'm a baby.

Speaker 1 (02:32:24):
I've nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 4 (02:32:25):
I don't think I would do it either.

Speaker 5 (02:32:27):
I would flut with the idea of doing it, but
I don't. I think I probably post out at the end,
like I've said, I mentioned one time i'd be interested
in it, and then someone from Aaron Rodgers camp dm me.
Actually it was a player Poyer, who's done it with him,
and he's like, if you really, if you're really serious,
we're doing one like in March and Costa Rica and
I left him on Red That's where I saw it. Oh,

(02:32:50):
I don't know about that. I know, because there's like
different stuff too. There's like a like a frog poison
you can do too, where like you scrape and you
cut your arm a little bit and it's just like
cleanse you. But you're just like.

Speaker 4 (02:33:02):
Kneading out of that. I don't know that you couldn't
do it some other with different ways. I guess. I
don't know.

Speaker 12 (02:33:08):
It would be bonding with the Like the big selling
me on that trip is like, oh I get to
go hang out with some dudes, like like that would
be fun. Like let's skip the.

Speaker 5 (02:33:15):
Whole other stuff, right, let's just have dinner, just get
a fire pit and hang out exactly Rosa Malas.

Speaker 4 (02:33:21):
Instead of paintball in this quarter, let's go hit some awa.

Speaker 5 (02:33:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but maybe it's amazing. I don't know.
I can't knock until I try it. Would you do it?

Speaker 1 (02:33:29):
I think I think i'd give it a shot.

Speaker 5 (02:33:31):
Meet mother, Meet mother. Yeah. They say like you're never
the same after that, which it kind of changes you forever.

Speaker 1 (02:33:39):
Yeah, I worry about you. Hear that about acid. You'd
be like when I was younger. That would scare me
from doing acid because they're like some guys change and
You're like, that's one thing that scares me. I don't
think that was true. But like with this, yeah, I
don't know if, but I don't know. Troy had us
to hope, which is like a Brazilian drug. He we

(02:34:05):
didn't really have a choice. We have him on our
podcast and the way you administer it? Yeah, did he
just blow it through their note? Dude, like he puts
like a strap to your nose. You just and just
and he like blows in both nostrils. I'm like why
both He's like to harmonize the brain. And I'm like okay,
and yeah, there he is.

Speaker 12 (02:34:25):
And dude, you told me that was unthought cave man
like they found this guy like somewhere. I believe you
if you panned down, he had like ancient tools.

Speaker 1 (02:34:38):
Like, yes, I think i'd try if I were if
I felt ready, I think i'd do it.

Speaker 4 (02:34:46):
How do you get ready?

Speaker 7 (02:34:47):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (02:34:48):
I'm never ready to fight? Yeah, which is Troy also
a hockey player, Like what's going on with this?

Speaker 1 (02:34:54):
That's his son?

Speaker 5 (02:34:55):
Ok?

Speaker 6 (02:34:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:34:58):
Ice good on the ice.

Speaker 5 (02:35:00):
He's kind of getting it. Huh, dangled up product, Let's go.

Speaker 4 (02:35:05):
So that was nice.

Speaker 5 (02:35:06):
That was that was silky athletic jeans for Troy Man. Yeah.
I've never been like against and I guess I've always
been willing to try substances, but the iowasca and the hallucinogens.
Never like mushrooms. Yeah, but I always like heard stories
as a kid being like some guy did acid and

(02:35:26):
then I'm three months later he like cracked his back
and all of a sudden, he like re went into
a hallucination. But you hear like war stories like that.
It's a little too scary for me.

Speaker 1 (02:35:33):
Yes, I had a bad trip on mushrooms once. That
was brutal. Yeah, my buddy like this is like in
high school. He's like we had Oregon blue caps, which
he's like, these are these are really potent. I was
like sweet because I did that once four and it
was awesome, and so I was like, I want to do
that again, and I was like how many do I take?
He's like, just eyeball it. I was like, okay, so

(02:35:55):
I just take a bunch and you know, it takes
like forty five minutes to start tripping. I started We're
gonna go Chipotle. First I started driving Chipotle, but I
start tripping in like ten minutes and so yeah, dude,
I pull out and I pulled back in and then
I was like, I can't hitch pole. And then I

(02:36:16):
literally my brother came home. My brother's older. I didn't
want him to know I was on mushroom. So then
I freaked out. I like blacked out, and I came
to tied to a chair. My brother tied me to
a chair because I was freaking out too much. Who
I was like throwing shit, and then my dick was out.
It is weird, nice, I thought my brother, this is true.
I thought my brother, he looked like Bart Simpson, and

(02:36:38):
I thought he was trying to kill me. And we
haven't spoken of it since it was brutal, so that
kind of scares me a little bit. I don't smoke weed,
like I I.

Speaker 12 (02:36:51):
Yeah, that's the I don't know, you just cost benefit analysis,
like hearing a story like that, like that's the downside
compared to like what.

Speaker 5 (02:36:58):
The upside is. I'm like, not enough enough of an
upside for me. I feel a little bit dizzy for
a little bit. It's like fee a little dizzy for
a while.

Speaker 4 (02:37:08):
Or I'll now yeah, yeah, I like to get up
in the clouds a little bit.

Speaker 5 (02:37:13):
Yeah, re route the system a little bit at the mouth.

Speaker 4 (02:37:15):
Yeah, think about ice cream all night long.

Speaker 1 (02:37:17):
That sounds nice.

Speaker 4 (02:37:19):
Sneak into the pantry.

Speaker 5 (02:37:21):
Yeah, I know. Even when you try yourself like all right,
I'm gonna smoke or I'm gonna do whatever, and then
I'm not gonna have I'm not gonna snack tonight. But
then you spend the next hour and a half thinking
about like how many good snacks there are? And you
have the house. Your house is the one like's gonna
have friends over. His oldest daughter's names real, she's gonna
have friends over and they're gonna be like, we got
to get to the Compton house. They have they have

(02:37:42):
that type of snack.

Speaker 4 (02:37:44):
Know what the key is what Trader Joe snacks?

Speaker 12 (02:37:48):
Oh, Trader Joe's rips for snacks in your chocolate. You
probably got a good garage fridge. Do you have a
garage fridge that's just stacked with like then no.

Speaker 4 (02:37:58):
I don't have that. That's that's I Yes, I need
a level at my game because I don't have a
garage fridge that's like the next step for you.

Speaker 5 (02:38:03):
Yeah, because you've you've definitely cemented yourself in my mind
as like you're going to be that guy like you
want to you want to set up a good night,
like let's have a movie night or something like that.
It's probably at Will's house because he's already got the snacks.

Speaker 4 (02:38:15):
Like, hey, I thought you said, I thought you said
you had soda in the fridge. And then somebody's like,
go check the garage.

Speaker 5 (02:38:21):
That's where it's all stacked up. Yeah, yeah, exactly, due.

Speaker 4 (02:38:24):
Yeah, now I get it.

Speaker 5 (02:38:26):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (02:38:27):
It's a what do you do? What you doing on
the Instagram shore?

Speaker 8 (02:38:31):
I was trying to.

Speaker 5 (02:38:32):
Gage you got a little weight room set up in
your garage?

Speaker 4 (02:38:39):
Yeah, nice little half garage set up right now, it's building.
We're we're stacking day by day, break by brick.

Speaker 12 (02:38:44):
It's kind of like maybe this is common treaded turf,
but the I find that dudes in a lot of
like among my bros that have our homeowners now, their
garage is their area of expression in the home sanctuary. Yes,
like they have that's where their work out is, Like
they have.

Speaker 5 (02:39:01):
A TV in there. They almost like the living room
is nothing. I would.

Speaker 12 (02:39:04):
I would imagine they'd want to extend the garage into
the house more like I want more garage in my house.
Uh do you find that that's something that's going on
out here among your guys' friend crew or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (02:39:14):
Yeah, I think I aspired to have something like that.

Speaker 5 (02:39:16):
It'd be nice you start.

Speaker 4 (02:39:18):
Picking at different houses. What's the garage set up look like?
Do we have a little guest area, Like where can
you build out the sauna, the cold tub, the garage,
set up the TV out there so that way it
can kind of be your sanctuary.

Speaker 12 (02:39:29):
This is kind of a beautiful thing, like this warehouse
is kind of like that, like you have the this
is like the vibe.

Speaker 5 (02:39:34):
Yeah. Yeah, this place is one big garage. Yeah, it
is basically one big as garage.

Speaker 4 (02:39:39):
Awesome game it up in the stream room too, even
it's like, hey, let's go get a game in dude.
Is there Black Op.

Speaker 1 (02:39:48):
Six anything better than just dedicating a day to gaming,
like I'm just gonna game all day?

Speaker 4 (02:39:55):
Maybe not? Hey, no, I'll be honest, I'm with you.

Speaker 5 (02:40:00):
Yeah, I'm digesting because.

Speaker 4 (02:40:03):
I just love the energy that was happening when you
were saying that to just.

Speaker 5 (02:40:05):
Be like, let's just sit here in this because there's
a if you just get up one day in game
and it just kind of pops up on you, that's nice.
But there's something about thinking to yourself like I have
to like I have to get this many things done
in the next couple of weeks, but that day right there,
I'm gonna make sure the boys are ready or I'm ready,
or I'm just gonna have a whole day to myself. Yeah,
turn off the phone and get after it. It's like

(02:40:26):
having days like that in general to me.

Speaker 1 (02:40:28):
Yeah, it's like they're very rare. But it's like it's
like almost like i'd say, like December twentieth, you're like,
right for the holidays, you're not with family yet you
kind of off work. I can dedicate a day to
just tea bagging nubs.

Speaker 12 (02:40:43):
Yeah, it's the best thing. But I'm kind of in
the same bo to you where I'm like, if I'm
gonna do something, I like to make sure I've gotten
everything done so I'm in the right space for it,
you know what i mean, Like like if I'm gonna
go tie one on tonight with the boys or do
like a Vegas trip, like I can't.

Speaker 5 (02:40:57):
I would have like, that's where I think maybe a.

Speaker 12 (02:40:58):
Bad trip comes from, too, is if like I'm worried
in the back of my mind, are stressed. I got
something coming up. I want it to be after the
thing as like the reward of the treat, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:41:07):
What I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:41:07):
Yeah, that's that's the.

Speaker 4 (02:41:09):
You know, you put your work in for the week.

Speaker 5 (02:41:10):
Yea, yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:41:11):
And that's why December makes sense. You just put a
year of whatever behind you, productivity, whatever, and then holidays
are coming up, that's looming. But that's your your personal time.

Speaker 5 (02:41:20):
I think that's it about December twentieth. And he said,
right before the holidays start? Where what's your take up
when the holiday season starts? Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:41:28):
Man, good question.

Speaker 12 (02:41:30):
That's a great question. I mean I would say it
gets put upon me by my family, like in August,
everyone's like, where are you going for Christmas?

Speaker 5 (02:41:37):
Where are you doing? Thanksgiving? Where we're doing?

Speaker 12 (02:41:39):
Like in August, that's when the planning begins, which I'm like, when.

Speaker 4 (02:41:42):
When does your here's a better question, when does your
spirit of the holiday season start to come alive?

Speaker 1 (02:41:47):
Dude? January second, I'm always holidays always.

Speaker 5 (02:41:54):
How do you spread the stoke you can't just like
pick and choose your time. You have to either buy
in or not.

Speaker 7 (02:41:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:41:57):
Yeah, I'm just I'm like, I'm like, I'm like the
Santa clausa stoke dude. I'm just always like, I'm like, hey,
do you guys want to make fucking gingerbread Like it's February.

Speaker 12 (02:42:07):
I'm like, yeah, you know, it is nice to do
it Christmas in July.

Speaker 1 (02:42:12):
Christmas in July. Yeah, holiday season for me starts up
probably right after Pearl Harbor Anniversary.

Speaker 5 (02:42:20):
Yeah, mid April. Yeah, yeah, maybe that was a great
turning point in our country's history. Yeah, so that makes
a lot of sense. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:42:29):
Were you hoping to hear in October?

Speaker 5 (02:42:31):
Yeah? I almost hoping to hear that because you brought
up December twentieth and you said Thanksgiving, but I didn't
hear one mention of, in my opinion, the greatest holiday.
And that's how that's Spootober Its.

Speaker 1 (02:42:41):
Halloween, dude, that's what my founs. We watch a scary
movie every night October.

Speaker 4 (02:42:46):
You do that. He's built for Spootober.

Speaker 5 (02:42:48):
He's built for Spootober.

Speaker 1 (02:42:49):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (02:42:50):
Built for Spootober.

Speaker 4 (02:42:52):
The rules.

Speaker 5 (02:42:52):
Okay, so Spootober thirty one days of gold Goblins in fright, right, Yeah,
But a lot of people want to wait till mid
octob before they start getting the holiday season. To me,
October one is Spooktober. That's when it's like the kickoff
ceremony to all the holidays. You have a full month,
thirty one days of spooky. Then you have a nice
quick three week transition period putting the weight on a

(02:43:13):
little bit, the leaves of really fallen, that weather's really
starting to get cold. Then you have Thanksgiving, and then
finally between Thanksgiving and Christmas, it's all holly jolly season.

Speaker 4 (02:43:23):
All the way through.

Speaker 5 (02:43:23):
It's mint, it's candy can, it's it's a peppermint, all
that stuff. But Spooktober it's like it's just about embracing
the spook if you have to embrace as much as possible.
So every single day, whether it's for five minutes or
for the entire day, you just have have something spooky on.
And it could be Charlie Brown, it could be you know,

(02:43:45):
Friday thirteenth, it could be your euselage, it could be
you know, some sort of demonic thing whatever, whatever your
speed is on that day. Thirty one days, they're just
feeling the festivities. Yea, love it once a week because
you have thirty one days. Once a week, get get
something in, get an event, and whether it's going to
a pumpkin patch, hit local, make it festive, get to

(02:44:05):
a local haunted house. Yeah, just stop by the story,
your local, get a pumpkin spice latte, and then we
refer to it as Spooktober. It's not October, it's spooket Ober.

Speaker 4 (02:44:16):
And then just get a little.

Speaker 5 (02:44:18):
Yeah you gotta have the core up, got it and
it could be Yeah, that's me. I was a flag
one year.

Speaker 1 (02:44:24):
I love hilarious, dude.

Speaker 4 (02:44:25):
I uh.

Speaker 1 (02:44:27):
I went to Halloween horrn It's at University Studios and
gone to like stuff like like like horror mazes.

Speaker 4 (02:44:34):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (02:44:38):
Characters will come out and just like dah, yeah it's
the best.

Speaker 5 (02:44:41):
It is so much fun, so great opportunity to get
a little banged up to yeah, just a touch touch
banged up. You're in public. You're in public. You want
to be respectful to all parties involved, but like getting
just a just a just a smidgeon of like I
feel way better, Like you said that, that moment of
being like all right, that's nice. And and then I
feel like it's fully you have to buy into being

(02:45:03):
scared early on a hunted house, like you know it's fake.
You should get older. But that first person that comes around,
give them a big scream, Oh I'm vegas, resets your
CNS like, okay, now I get to be afraid for
this entire thirty five minutes.

Speaker 12 (02:45:14):
It's energy, it's performance. Like you got a strip club,
give the energy, throw.

Speaker 5 (02:45:18):
The ones, have fun. If you're at a comedy club, laugh
a little bit. Get will you give the performers you're
going to get back?

Speaker 4 (02:45:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (02:45:23):
Dude, I think Halloween gets disrespected. I think Halloween. I
think Thanksgivings getting disrespected by Christmas. I think Christmas as
you surped everything. And I like Christmas, but like you
go to Trader Joe's or whatever, Trader Joe's actually.

Speaker 5 (02:45:35):
Maybe does it all right with their uh uh, what
do you call it? Spooptober decor right get everywhere else?

Speaker 12 (02:45:42):
Dud. They're putting up Christmas trees in southern California before Thanksgiving.
You gotta wait till after Thanksgiving to put up the
Christmas tree. My humble opinion, So I love where you're
standing from.

Speaker 4 (02:45:51):
I love.

Speaker 5 (02:45:51):
I didn't see that that coming, and I love it.
I'm fully bored.

Speaker 4 (02:45:53):
I agree with you on Thanksgiving too, it needs this moment.

Speaker 5 (02:45:56):
Yeah, this moment I had, I was big strong stance
on No, like Christmas is right after Thanksgiving, Like the
minute you finish whatever that last meal that Friday, that's
when Christmas starts. Now my wife, she is from Canada.
Their their Thanksgiving is in October. I would do away
with that, but I've slowly, I've slowly been beat down

(02:46:16):
a little bit, and now i've officially, like October thirty
first Christmas decorations are going up in my household, which
I know is going to hurt some feelings in here. However,
you know, happy wife, happy life. Amen, you know amen.
I'm trying to get all the things then that you
guys are getting done. And that's stand up sixty nine thing.
I don't know. I my wife can pull that off.

Speaker 12 (02:46:32):
You get a big frame, big frame offensive that's going
to be strong. Yeah, you can get there with the
right regimen, the right training coaching.

Speaker 4 (02:46:41):
I think, hold on, you might have to do a
little yourself.

Speaker 5 (02:46:44):
Yeah, but I just have a I have to be
like super relaxed to finish. I can't. Oh, you can't
be tense. Yeah, I can't be tense. I can't be
holding a pose. Yeah yeah, just like got Comma sutra stuff.
You see the books first stuff. I don't have the flexibility.
Let's saying, I feel like the strain that would have
to take place everywhere else other than my mid section.

Speaker 4 (02:47:02):
You just go, n you got to learn how to edge.

Speaker 5 (02:47:05):
I can edge. I've edged.

Speaker 4 (02:47:08):
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm with you, just saying that's
like kmaat yourself how to ed. And it's also I'm
not very good at it. But i've I've I've I've
read some literature. Yeah, I read some literature and tried
a few times just myself solo to see if I
could get into the training.

Speaker 1 (02:47:26):
I could feel, I could feel the chief from you.

Speaker 4 (02:47:28):
I appreciate that. I do feel like if you're trying
to get to that level, you almost need to pull
like double days with yourself, probably go two weeks in
a row, double days to try and train yourself mentally. Absolutely,
because once you you know, once you start diving in,
that's a whole different feeling, that's a whole different vibe
that honestly, I don't hang on very long whatsoever. You
have to apologize afterwards. Yeah, well you say, well, I'll

(02:47:51):
get there.

Speaker 5 (02:47:52):
Yeah. Yeah, your mental preparation is more than half the battle.

Speaker 4 (02:47:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:47:56):
Chad's very You're you're you're pretty, You're you're very forward
and progressive.

Speaker 1 (02:48:01):
Chock is Yeah. Yeah, I got into seeming retention. I
was like eighteen. I saw this video where Jim Carrey's like, yeah,
it's a secret to my comedic genius, and I was like, boom,
my man. Nicola Tesla says the secret to his you know,
whatever he did. I don't really know what he did,

(02:48:22):
but apparently he was a huge verge, so I think
he did magic. He didn magic. Thank you for your sacrifice.

Speaker 5 (02:48:27):
Magic is another underrated R. Absolutely it doesn't get enough credit.

Speaker 4 (02:48:32):
Hey, we mentioned a few things. Should we should we
kick off? Shout out? No free shoutout? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:48:35):
Can we can? I pee? I have to pee so bad?

Speaker 4 (02:48:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:48:38):
Maybe all p too?

Speaker 4 (02:48:40):
While we should we just go get in the line
and p.

Speaker 5 (02:48:42):
Take let's all hold each other.

Speaker 4 (02:48:44):
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Speaker 4 (02:50:55):
Now revives have been high boys it is. It's been
fun like kickingbag, just talking about you know, some fun shit,
some yeah stuff. It's the best, just bros. We're gonna
do a shout out no free shout out. So ultimately
this segment is you just shout out anything you want
to and just bring up maybe you're pissed off about something,
but you want to shout out something within that story.

(02:51:15):
Like the video game would be like shout out no
free shout out, like structured video game. Nights with the
boys right where you know you get you get the
permission everywhere, whether you have a wife, a girlfriend, whatever
the case may be. Hey, let's do it at nine
o'clock after the kids, after the kids go down, and
everybody's locked in and dialed in on this specific date
and all the boys show up. We ran a wrist
stream where we played risk. We had some of the
boys that we've played with back in COVID. They came in,

(02:51:38):
they came into town just to get everybody together late
at night on a Thursday, I believe nine o'clock and
we played risk till about one in the morning. Yeah,
so that would be that would be like an example
of a shout out, no free shot out or something
small like you know the water fountain water getting cold
in the wintertime. Yeah, have a nice drive, no traffic.

Speaker 5 (02:51:55):
All legendary shout no free shoutout is when the will
has this one when the weather breaks and you leave
a water bottle in your truck and you get your
truck in the morning you have cold water. Oh that's
an incredible shoutout in a free shadowt So we should
probably start go ahead and rip one. I might have
a couple. The first thing that goes off shout out,

(02:52:18):
no free shout out, shout out, no free shout out
when your kids make you laugh, because I think a
lot of times like my kids. I have seven and four,
both girls, and I spend most of my day trying
to make them laugh, like how can I get them
to giggle or whatever? But when your seven year old
comes in, it'say something that catches you off guard, that

(02:52:38):
really makes you laugh. It's such a great feeling. My
daughter woke up this morning and she's been creating a
village outside she's been making tepe. She wants to live
like the indigenous borderline cultural appropriation, but she's really like
dove into it. And I was like, hey, spring break, like,
what do you want to do this week? And she
has dad. I'd love to work, but you know, I
got this village and I got to start this business now.

(02:53:00):
It just caught me so off guard about how she
wants to like focus on that. It just made me
laugh and I was like, that is awesome. Yeah, so
making just shout out a free shout out when your
children make you laugh for real, that's great. That's great.

Speaker 4 (02:53:10):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (02:53:11):
That's a really that's a really nice and genuine that's
so genuine. That's awesome. Wowyne, we gotta have you guys
on the bus mooard? Is it usually not?

Speaker 12 (02:53:20):
Usually it's a little more hostile, just your tapping his nuts?

Speaker 5 (02:53:24):
So is it Jared? Who's the who's the guy?

Speaker 4 (02:53:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (02:53:27):
Jared, He's just outside the bus beating his nuts.

Speaker 1 (02:53:30):
Where's Jared at? Keep on the other side?

Speaker 4 (02:53:40):
Shout out, no free shout out. I love that shout out.
By the way, it's like learned she's seeing farting as
a joke and she laughs at it, laughs at herself
when she too, So that's in a nice too. When
Brad was over last week, she wanted dead At to
come see like she wanted Brad to pick her up.
Brad picked her up and she held the fart until
Brad held her and she parted on his chest. Yeah,
it's hugely, that's awesome. My shoutout for a shout out

(02:54:04):
goes to Toothless and How to Train Your Dragon. The
family we do pizza pizza movie night on Fridays and
we got rue on How to Train Your Dragon on Friday,
and then on Sunday we watch How to Train Your
Train Your Dragon too. And my shot, my shot I
know for shadow goes to that little dragon Toothless like

(02:54:25):
the arc that he's had in this these movies, because
I hear there's a third that I need to watch.

Speaker 5 (02:54:29):
Yeah, maybe the best one.

Speaker 4 (02:54:31):
To go full alpha and dominate the alpha in the
second one that class ten dragon. In your darkest moment
when you when you do something too off like lay
my man, stoic what is it stoic the vast arrest
and you kind of turned on everybody because the alpha
kind of dominated you. And just when you're at your
lowest moment. He needed his boy, Hiccup. He didn't know

(02:54:54):
it in himself, but he just knew Hiccup wouldn't give
up on him, even though he turned his back on
his tribe at that moment. Later in the movie, in
the ending, when he takes over the Class ten Alpha Dragon,
to know that Hiccups, you're sitting here hates me. It's
your best friend, it's your best friend. Then he just
splips back and then gets on that little rock and
then just starts pelting the Alpha and then all the
dragons come behind him and they just rise up and

(02:55:15):
take that dude down and he becomes the Alpha. I
just feel like there needs to be a shout out,
no free shoutout for toothless.

Speaker 1 (02:55:21):
Wow beautiful.

Speaker 5 (02:55:22):
Oh dude, that's a nice one.

Speaker 4 (02:55:25):
And yeah, you guys were both of you guys like,
I know, have you guys all watched How to Train
Your Dragon? I know you guys are high on it,
like AWESOMEO. Two was better than one. Taylor tells me
that three is the best one.

Speaker 5 (02:55:35):
I think three is the best one.

Speaker 10 (02:55:37):
I know.

Speaker 4 (02:55:37):
That's that's kind of why we start watching because there's
a live action coming out in a couple of months.

Speaker 5 (02:55:41):
Money, Jared, We don't need it right now.

Speaker 4 (02:55:47):
Yeah, he just sees it out there. We'll get him
on all right, Come say what's up for a second, Jared?

Speaker 12 (02:55:55):
Oh yeah, Jared, beast your paintball. We were talking about
paint on you paintball?

Speaker 4 (02:56:01):
Hell, yeah, you can tell how he's the Can you
just tell a first introduction? Yeah? I think he.

Speaker 5 (02:56:11):
Seems chill. Dude, he's chill guy. They were trying to
say that the show, the show. Can he can edit
it too. You can edit yourself.

Speaker 4 (02:56:24):
You are you what you? He was going to take
you out, he's viol.

Speaker 5 (02:56:31):
You don't show your progress.

Speaker 4 (02:56:32):
I'm healthy right now?

Speaker 5 (02:56:34):
What you eat right now?

Speaker 4 (02:56:42):
Kid's eye?

Speaker 12 (02:56:43):
Wait, it's actually not it's actually a good move to
be honest. You save some coin doing that.

Speaker 5 (02:56:48):
Yeah, what do you?

Speaker 1 (02:56:50):
What do you eat for lunch?

Speaker 4 (02:56:53):
What? What?

Speaker 6 (02:56:54):
Meat?

Speaker 5 (02:56:54):
Chicken? What we do? That's a callback that we're saying
that we all.

Speaker 4 (02:57:01):
I feel bad.

Speaker 1 (02:57:02):
Clip clip dude, you're good.

Speaker 4 (02:57:04):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (02:57:05):
Hey, do you want to show them the progress for work? Now?

Speaker 4 (02:57:09):
We'll have a more than progress.

Speaker 5 (02:57:12):
So you don't want to show him right now? What's
going on?

Speaker 12 (02:57:13):
Have you written writing any stand up because you you should.
Writing is the key.

Speaker 4 (02:57:18):
I did tell JP the other day. I didn't think
about it.

Speaker 2 (02:57:20):
I think I might need to.

Speaker 12 (02:57:21):
Start, but the goal is to get six So but
if you start writing, that means you maybe you're thinking
about giving up. You can't give yourself a plan.

Speaker 4 (02:57:27):
B I've gotten a lot of talk. It would be
easier for you to come up with a good thirty
minutes than to win this bad.

Speaker 12 (02:57:34):
No, it's very hard to come up with thirt actually
very hard to get a six pack and thirty minutes
are you're in your twenties, though, right you can probably
get a six pack.

Speaker 5 (02:57:42):
Campus like, his body is probably in shock right now. Yeah,
first time, he's probably I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:57:46):
How much have you lived?

Speaker 5 (02:57:47):
Did you lift before this? And I'm not talking about
the diet part, Yeah, the diet part, but have you
been lifting the thing?

Speaker 4 (02:57:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:57:55):
Okay, I thought you were talking about my bodies like
like normally eating like fucking brown.

Speaker 5 (02:57:59):
No, no, no, no, I don't know your dietary confinements before.
I just knew that you referred to I can't get
in the gym until I lose weight. First, you're you
were saying some crazy off tilt go to Will's garage.

Speaker 12 (02:58:09):
Dude, sorry to invite him over, but he can go
to your house. Dude, Dude, you're just an open door policy.

Speaker 4 (02:58:18):
You can come check out the garage. Garage you edit.

Speaker 5 (02:58:20):
Dude, you can program a clicker, dude, garage only.

Speaker 12 (02:58:26):
Legend, legend, dude. Shout out, no, shout out.

Speaker 4 (02:58:31):
To Jared, Dude, demon, he's a good Jared.

Speaker 5 (02:58:36):
Go ahead, I can see. I just saw you move.
What's y'all think she's a nice guy.

Speaker 1 (02:58:47):
He's a good you.

Speaker 4 (02:58:48):
Here's the thinking.

Speaker 12 (02:58:49):
What we say about Scholes to is every crew has
their own crew. He doesn't eat apex predators. That's all right,
There's other dudes out there who eat chicken. Yeah, you know,
you just find that crew.

Speaker 5 (02:59:00):
So you're saying he's a good crew member, maybe just
not this crew exactly, could be, could be.

Speaker 12 (02:59:05):
It's but also I think he fits. He fits here,
he fits, you.

Speaker 5 (02:59:08):
Know, he's awesome.

Speaker 4 (02:59:09):
It's like every every crew too, that just talks like
everybody loves busting balls about everybody. But then when you
see him, you just can't be mean.

Speaker 5 (02:59:16):
To somebody, No for sure.

Speaker 12 (02:59:18):
And they say it's actually if you raz people like
and in your relationship it's better for the relationship. Like
light jokes and humor, you know what I mean, Like Jared,
your dad love you? Like you can't hitim with that,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (02:59:29):
Just yeah, yeah, but great shout for Shadowless like he is.
It's incredible. And just the third one too, like he
just hits new heights.

Speaker 4 (02:59:43):
And when stoic di ass like sees old girl after
like twenty years and she's all scared and he's like,
what did he say? Like you're as beautiful as when
you left me, and just eases the.

Speaker 5 (02:59:55):
Ten she was so worried about him being mad about
her leaving. Yeah, because this whole time she thought he
was dead, he thought she.

Speaker 4 (03:00:02):
He's this big masculine stoic figure, right, and he just
hits her with that, Like that's one of the three moments.
Almost cried in that second.

Speaker 5 (03:00:09):
I think when you finish How to Train Your Dragon
the third, the third one, that Sago will become to
us as fast and furious as to them.

Speaker 4 (03:00:17):
M dude, you know you know I love Rocky.

Speaker 5 (03:00:21):
True, Yeah, I guess. I guess that's the fair part
because Rockies is solid. But I also haven't seen all
the Rockies, have you seen it.

Speaker 12 (03:00:28):
Creed's amazing, Creed is. You don't like Creed.

Speaker 4 (03:00:31):
So the first Creed loved the first Creed.

Speaker 5 (03:00:32):
The other ones are terrible.

Speaker 4 (03:00:34):
I kind of stood on business with the stallone with
Sly because he doesn't fuck with Creed, because they didn't
really want to include him. So I kind of steal
a Rocky on.

Speaker 5 (03:00:41):
That because I respect that.

Speaker 12 (03:00:43):
And he created that, He created the whole thing, and
he yeah, and he made sure that he was in it.
He could have sold the script. He had like six
hundred bucks in his bank account and story that back.

Speaker 4 (03:00:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, buck Is he had to sell his
dog to help finance the film.

Speaker 5 (03:00:56):
And then he went back and paid like five times
the amount that he sold it for. That's a guy
right there.

Speaker 4 (03:01:01):
Yeah, that's a guy.

Speaker 5 (03:01:03):
Rocky is amazing. Rocky four is amazing. Creed is a
is a great movie. Though I do like Creed, and
I think Rockies or Saloon's acting is the best in Creed.
I like I think his actual.

Speaker 4 (03:01:11):
Stalon's always by Who's gotten a little bit better with
every movie he's in, Copland on Fire, Sam Donald how much.

Speaker 5 (03:01:22):
Whoa less than less than everyone was expecting. Though I
think you kind.

Speaker 4 (03:01:27):
Of didn't know because he had such a great year
with three, kind of had four, kind of had some
bumps in those last two games. You kind of just
didn't know what his market.

Speaker 5 (03:01:35):
Would be, right, Yeah, those last couple of games I
think hurt him a little bit, especially with having that
one year of massive success. But getting that back is
awesome big time. But the Titans even more until.

Speaker 4 (03:01:46):
Because I really didn't know what they were trying to
do for him, and I mean still kind of don't
you trade away McCaffrey g No, Yeah, Sam's gonna have
a hard time. Seems like culturally they're trying to clean
house a little bit. Maybe they thought that they those
two pieces weren't fitting in. Well.

Speaker 5 (03:01:58):
Possibly you have got like DK was that dominant for
that long on a team, Like.

Speaker 4 (03:02:04):
You saw some of the sidelines stuff that was going
on throughout the year where was getting mad and he's
putting on the headset saying I'm not saying he's a
bad culture guy, but you just know the frictions that
can happen in the.

Speaker 12 (03:02:12):
Works, right and Jason, Jason had a breakout year, They.

Speaker 5 (03:02:16):
Got a new number one.

Speaker 12 (03:02:17):
Yeah, they got their guy, And I like that for
Donald is so cow guy.

Speaker 5 (03:02:21):
Let's go baby, get them, get them?

Speaker 4 (03:02:22):
Say let's your ball guy? Huh?

Speaker 5 (03:02:23):
I love football? Did I love it?

Speaker 4 (03:02:25):
It's my favorite jeduleball guy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:02:26):
I became a fan last year.

Speaker 5 (03:02:29):
Nice teams.

Speaker 1 (03:02:30):
Well, so my fiance is a Raiders fan.

Speaker 5 (03:02:34):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (03:02:35):
And then uh, I did something for the Rams. That's
how I became a football fan. So now I'm kind
of a Rams guy. I should be a Niners fan,
but I think I'm like so more so. Yeah, Rams guy,
but I'll go Raiders and Rams.

Speaker 4 (03:02:49):
But I love it.

Speaker 5 (03:02:51):
Dude, what about college? Have you thought about that at all?

Speaker 1 (03:02:55):
College?

Speaker 4 (03:02:56):
What's up? USC?

Speaker 1 (03:02:57):
I think USC?

Speaker 4 (03:02:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (03:02:59):
You LA is really football team is the Raiders, but
USC is the team when NFL left, just everyone was
USC fans.

Speaker 5 (03:03:06):
Of course you have U C l A people.

Speaker 1 (03:03:08):
But yeah, I was always I was just kind of
like a I watched surfing, and I don't know. My
brother and I we like my older brother he's really
into sports, and then my other brother and I we
just never really we just watched like Nickelodeon grown up
and then uh, but then I became obsessed with football
last year.

Speaker 5 (03:03:27):
So do you know, uh Rick Devo No, his son.
He's a commentator on the w s L. That's all
I had. That's it.

Speaker 4 (03:03:36):
That's the only thing, your boy is that you let's go.

Speaker 1 (03:03:41):
Where are you right there?

Speaker 5 (03:03:43):
That's awesome?

Speaker 1 (03:03:46):
Did that's where it's like arian Turtle Bay?

Speaker 4 (03:03:50):
Uh, such as the k.

Speaker 10 (03:03:53):
Oh uh.

Speaker 1 (03:03:56):
In north Shore?

Speaker 4 (03:03:59):
No, we we went up to north No Shore. What's
that famous beach where you're watching the surfers pipeline. Yeah, pipeline.
We went out there. That was sick. Sick. It's like
where they have like, hey, don't go out in the
water if you can't. So when everybody's just kind of
sitting back on the beach, like up on the sand
taking photos and people are just watching. Yeah, it is crazy, bros.
Sick Like you hit that and you think you're when
you're out there, you think you're oh yeah, you watch

(03:04:20):
the video to watch it. Yeah, ride a monster. I'm
kind of asking old buddy like, hey, is this where
you serve? He's like, oh no, we go up to
the north Shore.

Speaker 5 (03:04:26):
Like and north Shore is that malley the area?

Speaker 4 (03:04:29):
No, north Shore is on the island of a lot.
Oh okay, God, So you can just drive like what
an hour north and you you're basically at the at
the north part of the island, Like you can cover
the entire island in one hour.

Speaker 5 (03:04:38):
In twenty fourteen or like early twenty fifteen, we went
to Malley with some friends and then we went to
Jaws and like we were on this tiny little boat
while like right where the water like stopped breaking. It
was just insane seeing these guys get on these.

Speaker 1 (03:04:51):
Scrap but shakes, the shakes the cliffs. Yeah, the waves
are big enough, like the cliffs shake. It's it's pretty wild.

Speaker 5 (03:04:58):
That's wild.

Speaker 4 (03:05:00):
Surfing is crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:05:01):
It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (03:05:02):
We are in the UFC event one time said to
Kelly Slater, yeah, and it was like, I mean, I'm
not a big surf guy, but just being around him,
I was like, this dude is all fucking time.

Speaker 1 (03:05:10):
His tan is gotta be Do you think it's better.

Speaker 5 (03:05:13):
Do you think it's natural? Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:05:15):
All natural? Yeah, But it's like only only only Kelly
Slater can have that tan. You know, if I wanted
to have that tan, I'd have to hit the booth.
But that guy is just all natural. He's just he's
like he's a god.

Speaker 12 (03:05:29):
Arguably the most dominant athlete of the twentieth century, Uk'd say, no,
guy's been on top of his sport longer.

Speaker 1 (03:05:35):
And he boned Pamela Anderson or.

Speaker 4 (03:05:36):
Prime that's cool, which is big?

Speaker 1 (03:05:39):
What imagine his stroke too?

Speaker 5 (03:05:43):
Before after Tommy Lee?

Speaker 1 (03:05:44):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (03:05:45):
I think after imagine it like Pamela Anderson.

Speaker 4 (03:05:49):
And there's only a few videos to go to back
in the day.

Speaker 1 (03:05:51):
It flows. It's probably like it's probably like swell that
comes in threes and flew it.

Speaker 5 (03:05:56):
You know, I check on this set. Yeah yeah, yeah,
it just waited there for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 7 (03:06:05):
Right here we go?

Speaker 1 (03:06:07):
Yeah, oh shit a dolphin. But no, I started watching
football like I've always been a I always, of all
the sports, I enjoyed watching football the most. But I
became a fan like last year. And I was telling
you that, like I wish I'd been a fan my
whole life. I just like, uh, it's the best.

Speaker 12 (03:06:25):
It's so fun, dude, Yeah, it made you more perfect
in my opinion. I love I love that you like
football now, so right, yeah, it's it's it's so much fun, man,
And like, yeah, the NFL is crushing. Who do you
guys think this is hypothetically a little what if do
you think if the Niners were fully healthy, they would
have beat the Eagles and gone to the Super Bowl.
Or do you think it was the Eagles year?

Speaker 4 (03:06:45):
No?

Speaker 5 (03:06:45):
This year like this year is Niners?

Speaker 4 (03:06:48):
No, because they really didn't have the greater of a year, right,
I mean obviously I had injuries play into it. I
was I thought you were talking to a couple of
years ago when it was a third string quarterback.

Speaker 5 (03:06:56):
Oh yeah, no that Yeah, the Niners played the Eagles,
and that's when pretty like hurt himself and they were
playing like with CMC in the back.

Speaker 4 (03:07:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:07:04):
Yeah, the backup did hurt himself. I think that year,
if they were healthy, they absolutely could have because they
were dominant. They didn't have a lot of like turnover.
It just wasn't clicking this year. Yeah, just wasn't getting
it done. Kittle went off though, shout out the boy Kittle, Yeah,
kill the Beast, dude. I love kill Man.

Speaker 4 (03:07:19):
Yeah. And I love their uniforms.

Speaker 5 (03:07:21):
One of the best looking uniforms football.

Speaker 4 (03:07:22):
Yeah, you guys win the suns out.

Speaker 1 (03:07:26):
I watched pretty.

Speaker 5 (03:07:27):
Beautiful the red and gold combination is. It's a gorgeous uniform.
It's one of my favorite uniforms. Yeah, Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (03:07:33):
I went to Rams Niners this year watching Pretty Live,
What's pretty sick? Yeah, I was like, this guy's legit
is he.

Speaker 5 (03:07:40):
Gonna get paid? That's what there's there's a there's a
rumor that the first offer came in at just like
right around forty million a year, So it's out there,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (03:07:48):
He is.

Speaker 5 (03:07:51):
Like top twenty.

Speaker 4 (03:07:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:07:53):
Yeah, there's so much money now, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:07:55):
What do you think of the Rams getting rid of
a Cooper Cup?

Speaker 4 (03:07:58):
Well, they just got Davante Adam, Oh they did.

Speaker 5 (03:08:00):
Yeah, they kept Stafford.

Speaker 4 (03:08:02):
Yeah, yeah, just signed Stafford and now they got Adam.

Speaker 5 (03:08:05):
They got Pookah.

Speaker 4 (03:08:08):
Williams, Williams the young defensive line. Yeah, yeah, they got
some cats man.

Speaker 5 (03:08:13):
Dude.

Speaker 12 (03:08:13):
The Rams was don a good job staying good, Like
they were like a rebuild year and they got to
the playoffs and like randomly.

Speaker 4 (03:08:18):
Yeah, well, like.

Speaker 5 (03:08:21):
He's an awesome coach. Did we're a couple of years
ago they were talking about him retiring. Yeah he's getting out, Yeah,
him getting out. Aaron Donald was talking about get Obviously
Aaron did eventually leave, but he like played one or
two more years.

Speaker 1 (03:08:32):
I saw I saw Stafford in Newport Beach walking with
his family. Good vibes. Yeah, good guy. Yeah him, No,
I was too. I was just like, oh, he.

Speaker 5 (03:08:44):
Seemed pretty chillren.

Speaker 12 (03:08:45):
He's tall, he's like six four, he's a big dude.

Speaker 5 (03:08:48):
How's how was his tad?

Speaker 1 (03:08:49):
Tam was good?

Speaker 4 (03:08:51):
Beer is good?

Speaker 1 (03:08:52):
It was actually during my I was during my engagement
party or like, so I was like kind of like,
I was like what, but it seems like a good dude.

Speaker 4 (03:09:01):
Keep the photographers away from Bro?

Speaker 5 (03:09:03):
Is it Stafford?

Speaker 12 (03:09:04):
Is it him that has that highlight where he's in
Detroit where he's like arm gets sucked up and disadcated.

Speaker 5 (03:09:08):
Bro, that's the sickest. And he comes out for like
half of a plays I'm good, I'm good. I'll go
back in. Yeah, that's amazing. Or does he even go out?

Speaker 4 (03:09:15):
He does? No, he goes back out there, throws a dart,
they score and win.

Speaker 5 (03:09:18):
It's like it's out, it's out.

Speaker 4 (03:09:19):
Yeah, and he's just like gangster time. Yeah, he's a beast.

Speaker 5 (03:09:24):
That's awesome, dude. But a shout out, no free shoutout boys?
What do yeah for us?

Speaker 12 (03:09:28):
I love the trainer dragon dude. I watched that at
Chris's bachelor party. We watched it on as bacheloor to
do a little shrooms watch How to Train Your Dragon
with the Boys phenomenal. So I'm fully on that pick uh,
on that vein, on that train. Shoutouts, go ahead, my
shout out No free shadow is. This came to me
from Will Angus told me about this. It's a little

(03:09:48):
book and I'm not a big reader, but I wanted
to be a reader like this year, I was like,
I want to read more. Missed Borne is the is
the book by this guy, Brandon Sanderson, And it's like
a fantasy, uh, because I alway try to read a
book and when I read, I'm like I need to
be getting smarter, you know, like I need to be
reading Bill Bryson, which I think is good to read,
but like it's a little more dense. This is just

(03:10:09):
purely a fun story and I think they're probably gonna
make a series out of it about like a badass
girl who like it's all about the It's this fictional
world where you do like alimancy, and your powers are
you use different metals and so you like drink this
fluid and Miss Burns can use all the metals. Some
people that have powers can just use like tin or

(03:10:30):
just use gold or just use like a steal, but
a mis born. You can use them all and you're
the most badass and so she if anyone wants to read,
I won't give away, but like Vin is her character's name,
and she uses like all the metals and discovers this
power within her to like overthrow the lord ruler.

Speaker 4 (03:10:47):
Dude, like create a revolution. Your projection is that there's
gonna be a series and then probably a movie series.

Speaker 5 (03:10:53):
They should do it.

Speaker 12 (03:10:54):
Yeah, it's got it written all over it. And even
if they don't, they like how they say, like I read,
I saw the movies Harry before. I actually still haven't
even read the books. Everything in my life has always
been seeing the movie first. This would be the first
one where I'm like one of the dude who's read
the book first.

Speaker 5 (03:11:07):
And I want that, Yeah the movie you want?

Speaker 4 (03:11:09):
That movie is good?

Speaker 5 (03:11:11):
With the books better comment.

Speaker 12 (03:11:12):
I want to say, yeah, like my voice, you saw
a Game of Thrones. You're like, have you read the books?

Speaker 5 (03:11:15):
Though? I want to be like, but have you read
the books though? So I'm waiting for that with you
and also Harry Potter books, dude, My daughters are real
of it right now, we're on the fifth book. I
think it's been a minute. We read that Goblet of Fire.
Goblet of Fire. Right now, yeah, right now. They're at
the World Quiddage Match and just go remembering the movie,

(03:11:35):
but like watching the detail because they're breaking down like
all the different cultures of wizards that are like they're
tailgating for it and all the different tail getting things
they're doing, and then they're walking into it, and it's like,
I think seeing the movie first help me paint the
picture in my head. So I don't know if I
can't be like the book is better, but like the
seeing the movie knowing an idea of what it's like,
but then seeing hearing the detail, it's awesome. Yeah, it

(03:11:58):
is awesome. Harry Potter ripped so fucking hard.

Speaker 1 (03:12:02):
It's so good, dude, reading those books as a kid,
it was when the new books will come out. So
this is the best.

Speaker 5 (03:12:08):
When that first movie came out, I went and saw
it and I walked out of that theater like I
knew I was a wizard the whole time.

Speaker 4 (03:12:16):
Exactly.

Speaker 12 (03:12:16):
You want power, yeah, dude, just just we all love stories,
the power of us. Just dude, shout out for shot stories.

Speaker 5 (03:12:22):
Don't you love when your boy has a.

Speaker 12 (03:12:23):
Story to tell you the locker room but never guess
what happened last night or whatever, or even an old
story like and what you told me, like like when
you used to not bust and stuff a lot. I'm like,
do you tell me about that time? I want to
hear about that again, dude. It's just the power of
it is the best thing why we'd love podcast.

Speaker 5 (03:12:39):
Yeah, yeah, your first your first shoutout was great. That
was a phenomenal shutout. That was a phenomenal one. Thank
you God.

Speaker 1 (03:12:46):
That time and not bust into is wild.

Speaker 4 (03:12:49):
The floor is yours chat.

Speaker 1 (03:12:50):
Oh yeah, my shoutow of your shot. Okay, in the
spirit of daylight savings, it's ah. When you're with your lady,
the light is still it's like eight pm and it's
still light out. You're having a ribbi, maybe a ribbi
with some fucking potatoes. I don't know how you prepare them.

(03:13:12):
Maybe you make some like potato crisps, some asparagus. You
get like a nice glass like a Bruce Cure wine.
You have a nice dinner when it's still light out,
but it's late and you're like summer's coming. Then you
cap off the night with Dark Knight Rises.

Speaker 2 (03:13:30):
Ah, bro.

Speaker 5 (03:13:38):
Yes, oh you guys understood man, you guys understood it.

Speaker 1 (03:13:47):
That is unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (03:13:49):
Dark Knight Rise is such a great.

Speaker 4 (03:13:52):
Now was not the time for each other? One? What
are your thoughts on the.

Speaker 5 (03:14:00):
Make and to What is the purpose of jewelry stores
and airports?

Speaker 4 (03:14:06):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (03:14:07):
Point break, remake, point break, remake, complete travesty. It's disrespectful
to the franchise, disrespectful to Keanu, disrespectful to Patrick, disrespectful
to me. So whoever made it, where's the camera?

Speaker 4 (03:14:27):
Fuck you?

Speaker 5 (03:14:31):
That's bad.

Speaker 12 (03:14:32):
It's like what do they try to do? Like THEO
eight in that thing or something like that Yosaki eight.
The main guy is good though, I like that actor
whoever plays him? Like, yeah, this guy's a good actor.

Speaker 4 (03:14:41):
I like him.

Speaker 1 (03:14:41):
But the script that's that's the Gladiator.

Speaker 12 (03:14:47):
To No, No, he's older because he's he's too. He's
older than the Glader. The Gladder guys like an Irish guy.

Speaker 5 (03:14:54):
This guy's like a.

Speaker 12 (03:14:58):
Sorry, uh, but port jewelry stores I think are just
for dudes who forgot to buy their wife something when
they were out of town.

Speaker 5 (03:15:04):
They're like, I need to get something at the report
probably is my guest.

Speaker 4 (03:15:06):
So I want to meet those guys though, because I'm
with you, Jack, I never no clue like you understand
Sunglass hut. People want to buy shades, they go somewhere,
it's like, oh, let's get some fresh shades. But jewelry.

Speaker 2 (03:15:18):
I never see anyone in there, and I was like,
who is it?

Speaker 4 (03:15:24):
Like you, it's gotta be for like yeah, guess like
there's no way they're in the green with those stores,
Like it's gotta be like money laundry, yeah, or like.

Speaker 1 (03:15:34):
A Burberry store, like who's getting Burbery yeah after a flight?

Speaker 5 (03:15:42):
Great question, Jack, Great question, dude.

Speaker 12 (03:15:44):
If we all just started wearing Burberry, let's just go
heavy in on the Burberry plaid like all of us,
just reinvent our wardrobe. Don't even not even tell our wives,
tell no one in our lives. Just be like, yeah, ude,
I'm just heavy. I wear Burberry trench coats everywhere. Now,
did you guys ever go through like a real rough
match in your clothing your apparel choices? I went through
at Hardy Face. That's a rough one affliction at Hardy rough,

(03:16:07):
but dazzled T shirts did you also do greatest.

Speaker 5 (03:16:12):
I was more of a bod guy. You're bod. Wait,
what's that's? That's how the commers if you like the
cartoon and then fucking.

Speaker 12 (03:16:22):
I love the Gillette ones that like the gel came
out of and you put it on it you feel smooth.

Speaker 4 (03:16:28):
I didn't like that.

Speaker 5 (03:16:28):
That one made my comfort. Yeah, something like I'm pitting
a little bit right now, but I'm even pitting more
because I'm thinking about those Gilletts. Yeah, the bod was
bod was like the second, the deep second to axe
bodies for.

Speaker 4 (03:16:44):
Again, I feel like some of the greatest times in
my life. Oh sure, yeah you can. You think you're
spranging on, You're just gonna start getting laid.

Speaker 5 (03:16:55):
The most, the most iconic, the most iconic ascent I've
ever put on my body was Jake from Hollister.

Speaker 4 (03:17:01):
Oh yeah, that was the one.

Speaker 5 (03:17:03):
I probably went through a bottle every two weeks.

Speaker 4 (03:17:06):
Did any of you guys hit curve like at Walmart?
Like you just go in and be all right, I
can't afford to get some columb but I'll just go
ahead and spray it off for the day.

Speaker 5 (03:17:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, you get the sample.

Speaker 12 (03:17:13):
I would do that at Abercoman I get Abercomy wood
was what the cent was called acamy Woods Avercomy fer God, dude,
you could tell how horny your boy was based on
how like far away you could smell him from acts
like exact horny tonight, dude, this guy.

Speaker 4 (03:17:31):
Practice in the middle smell. Just don't shower, you just spray.

Speaker 5 (03:17:35):
Out yourself a horse bath. Yeah yeah, the axe, dude. Yeah,
double pits the chest that commercials that commercial.

Speaker 1 (03:17:42):
It's so hard for me, dude, I had a face.
I went to a boarding school for a high school
in Connecticut and all my siblings went, so I was,
I'm the fifth one, so I was I was like
pumped to go. And I was like I got the
East Coast. I'm an East Coast guy. Now East Coast
is sick. So I was like, I gott start dressing
East Coast guys. So I would get like collared shirts,

(03:18:03):
you know, pastel pop the collar. People were like what
are you doing. I'm like, I'm an East Coast guy,
Like I'm about to go become an East Coaster, Like
I'm gonna go work on Wall Street. And I had
like Sperry's and like you know Khaki short like that guy. Yeah,
I tried to look like that guy and I got
and I got to Connecticut.

Speaker 4 (03:18:24):
The ankle is crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:18:26):
Yeah, oh I do the boat shoes. I got to
Connecticut and it snowed once, so I was like it sucks.
I went about to California stuf, but shot connect East
Coast a.

Speaker 5 (03:18:40):
Little sparry face as well in college shoes face. I
don't like shoes.

Speaker 1 (03:18:47):
No socks.

Speaker 5 (03:18:48):
I don't like shoes. No socks uncomfortable for me.

Speaker 1 (03:18:52):
No show socks.

Speaker 5 (03:18:54):
Oh yeah, no show socks. No show socks to me.
I feel like I always they always like peel under
my heel and then I'm rocking just like my toes
and half my foot are covered.

Speaker 1 (03:19:01):
You got to get the grip.

Speaker 5 (03:19:02):
You feel your heel ad and then you feel like
a like a little pressure in the middle of your foot,
and I hate that feeling. Yeah, oh you can't have
that none on. Yeah, the no shows obviously are the
best look.

Speaker 4 (03:19:12):
But you knew you were trash too, Like when the
boys would clown the boys would clown me, I'd have
the I'd have sweatpants. I want the elastic band at
the bottom, and I'd just get shipped on.

Speaker 5 (03:19:21):
Really Yeah, see, I kind of always liked the elastic
band band at the bottom, like the tapered look like
the taper No, but.

Speaker 4 (03:19:27):
It wasn't tapered. Like these are just old school cotton
sweatpants with the little last wrestling Yeah, like wrestling sweat pans.

Speaker 5 (03:19:35):
Yeah, I don't mind. I don't mind that at all.

Speaker 4 (03:19:37):
Yeah, I don't mind it more now. It's just like
you know when you're when you're young and you're going
through different phases, and yeah, the boys just kind of ship.

Speaker 5 (03:19:42):
On you for whatever's there's nothing more nerve racking than
trying something new in front of the boys. Yeah, especially
your your boys you've been like friends with for a
little bit that they know your personality but know how
you operate, and then you go to try something new
on and just walking in that room.

Speaker 4 (03:19:55):
And you're hoping to either Like I remember we had
a Christmas and I wanted some Hollister gear. I got
this sick light blue Hollister shirt and I wanted to
wear it to the Christmas tournament where all the basketball
games were being played, because that's where you kind of
go show off your new fits. And I was also
a very like anxious person when I'm like nervous to
where I'd be pitting all the time, and the light
blue shirt just didn't killed you. God, and it just

(03:20:16):
makes it worse too because you're thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (03:20:19):
Dude, I what about that moment where you become a
skinny jean guy?

Speaker 5 (03:20:25):
I love skinny jeans.

Speaker 4 (03:20:26):
Did do you have that moment with was it?

Speaker 1 (03:20:28):
Was it tough to like show your boys like I'm
dudek skinny jean dude.

Speaker 5 (03:20:34):
So because of my size, like I always wanted to
do the Skagen thing, Like uh, I remember like Christmas
when I was like twelve or thirteen, like don't either.
It was seventh grade year or eighth grade year, and
there was es jeens and they like kind of just
came out. My brother got a bunch of payers they
all fit them perfectly, and then I got like whatever
way size I was tight, I couldn't even fit them

(03:20:56):
over my thighs and just body bag make it cold
crushed me. It crushed my soul. And then I didn't
start wearing tight jeans until I could afford the tailor
tight jeans I found true classic. This is true classic,
true classic, Dude. We end up this episode to bring
you true classic. You hear the boys talking about it.
I'm actually showing off my jeans to chat and stride nice.

Speaker 4 (03:21:17):
New white tea's on. I got about twelve of them
in the male last week I wore. I wore them
every day last week. I've already stained four of them,
already stayed for We're gonna get them out, but just
to know.

Speaker 5 (03:21:28):
That, yes, we know that something about those white tea's too,
like I'm not. I'm wearing the more of the classic
cotton blend right now, which is gray, grabs the shoulders,
grabs the chest. I'll open this little jacket up so
you guys can see if you are watching, it's real nice,
it feels good. But the one that will is wearing
is more of like a think of yourself as like
I'm gonna go run a five K, take this shirt
off and put the same as that to one on,

(03:21:50):
just clean, and then we go to a nice dinner.
That's what you're thinking. It's it's the duality of a
T shirt that you're afforded when you wear true classic te's.

Speaker 4 (03:21:57):
I got your tea. There's are a Prima line that
is coming out March twentieth. It's more elevated silkier material
one percent prema cotton. Perfect for going out. Twenty new
styles and tall this year. Tops in bodies. If you
don't want to buy online, they're in Target, They're in
moult they are multi they there are multiple in Nashville
if you are local in Nashville, and they're known for

(03:22:19):
three things, perfect fit, feel, and price. No matter what
you buy, it's gonna have these three things. Tops or
bottoms by True Classic. Listen, True Classic is it's it's
our closet. It is the best. I know. You're out
there with Ryan over the weekend in Vegas. You were
talking about it earlier.

Speaker 5 (03:22:35):
Ryning got himself a nice little spot and the mall
and the right by the strip, and he's like it's
not that big, it's out of this But you walk
in there and it's like, okay, what do billionaires wear?
Not people with like truly successful people are wearing the
non branded clothes that fit, grate and look great. This
is the place you're gonna walk into. You can put
these clothes on, not some gaudy brand. It's gonna fit right,
it's gonna look nice, and you're gonna walk by people.

(03:22:56):
They're gonna get a kink in their neck and they're
gonna realize that man looks good.

Speaker 4 (03:22:59):
I wonder where when.

Speaker 5 (03:23:00):
All you have to do is whisper to them.

Speaker 4 (03:23:01):
True Classic for the common Man, by the common man.

Speaker 5 (03:23:04):
Look good, feel good, play good. True Classes.

Speaker 4 (03:23:08):
Yeah, bro, they're nice, True class Really Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:23:11):
Is that true classic shirt?

Speaker 5 (03:23:12):
True classic shirt. They have been a nice responsible due
They're like, stretch you too, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (03:23:18):
Yeah, it's a good movement.

Speaker 5 (03:23:20):
You can get a lot of things done here. True
Classic True Classic rips.

Speaker 12 (03:23:24):
One of my worst fashion mistakes was getting a pair
of soaps. Do you remember those, dude, those shoes that
you could grind anything on. Yeah, it had like the
thing in the middle, and I thought it was so sick.
I'm like, I'm gonna grind everything at school. All I
did was just get hurt. Dude, come home spraying wrists,
spraying to that, and then you clink around in these things. Dude, Dude,
would I I'm begging my mom to take me to

(03:23:45):
the skate shop so I could buy something called curb cream,
and I'd have in my backpack curb cream and I'd
be like, oh, there's a good gutter curb the curb
it up dude and just run up.

Speaker 6 (03:23:54):
And just.

Speaker 2 (03:23:57):
On.

Speaker 5 (03:23:57):
So so I went through a soap phase. But the
craziest phase is heey's yes not you, Like it's super
convenient when you're like kind of on a downhill and
you're walking, some guy just like slides past you. It's like, man,
that's really well thought out. But like being on a
flat surface, like walking to class and just having like
you're kind of like walking on heels. Yeah, and you're

(03:24:18):
not even healing around yet. Yeah, you're just using them
for regular shoes. It's like kind of in hell.

Speaker 4 (03:24:23):
Do you remember those shoes where it could like kind
of measure your speed. No, like they had some like
a little electrical thing like yeah, to where it wouldn't
like say what your speed is, but it's like have
like you know, eight miles an hour, ten twelve up
to like sixteen, and you'd be I'd be trying to
sprint as like a fifth grader and be like, yo,
you want to try my shoes on, see how fast
you can run.

Speaker 5 (03:24:43):
That's genius, dude. That's a great shout out to is
having something that like gets the whole like your whole
class is like behind whatever you're doing, Like hey, try
wheel shoes on.

Speaker 4 (03:24:53):
I had a line to measure your speed.

Speaker 5 (03:24:55):
Yeah, in the kindergarten. In kindergarten, shot Miss Berline. I
had a lion King lunchbox that I would bring and
I like made a whole thing of it, and all
the kids were like so fired up to see my
lunchbox a couple of days and I was that was massive.
It was massive having a cool lunchbox. Having a cool
lunchbox is a great shout out for Shadow.

Speaker 4 (03:25:12):
I did have a San Francisco forty nine ers lunchbox
back in the day.

Speaker 5 (03:25:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:25:17):
Kids, you know you're like going into school, like first
day of school, like I'm about to show off my lunchbox,
my new fits.

Speaker 5 (03:25:24):
Or like right after Christmas fits like the day everyone
gets back from Christmas break. Everyone's got the new hoodies,
the new whatever whatever they wanted. Everyone's kind of posturing
on each other.

Speaker 4 (03:25:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:25:33):
I remember Strider when it during your soap phase. He
ripped a six stare like six stair rail in front
of my sister. She would not stop talking about it.

Speaker 12 (03:25:44):
Really, yeah, it's true, And I was like really, I
was like, you know, I respect your sister, but I
really wanted to get into her her like her skinny jeans.
I was like, I want her jeans something. I'll give
you my soaps if you let me wear your jeans.

Speaker 1 (03:25:56):
Yeah, that's how it happened. That's how I went.

Speaker 5 (03:25:58):
Did you ever get those janes? Never got them, but
I did red my own sister's closet for her jeans,
trying them.

Speaker 4 (03:26:03):
One that's got the legs for it.

Speaker 12 (03:26:06):
Yeah, oh, dude, guarantee yes. Skinny jeans for me was
never initiating.

Speaker 5 (03:26:09):
Never, I have no thought. I'm just calf all the
way up, dude, the same size. It's good.

Speaker 4 (03:26:14):
I was always nervous getting into tighter jeans. You wear
them and then you just hear, look at this queer.

Speaker 5 (03:26:20):
Yeah, those guys never warre them.

Speaker 12 (03:26:22):
Dude, don't knock until you try it.

Speaker 1 (03:26:25):
It's a risky move. But if you pull it off,
you pull it off well.

Speaker 5 (03:26:30):
And sorry, sorry, No.

Speaker 1 (03:26:32):
It's just when they're too fitted where you can see
like the thigh muscle and the calves, it's like, right,
they like yours are perfectly fit. It's like it's if
some guy, I think, if they're too tight around the thighs,
it's it doesn't work. You have to have that kind
of taper.

Speaker 12 (03:26:49):
Look, I agree, I agree, And it's it's important for
men to feel sexy as well too, like a skinny jean.
Like sometimes the guy that would say that is fighting
something in himself was like, dude, just feel sexy, bro Okay,
you know, get some lavender soap, lather yourself up.

Speaker 5 (03:27:06):
Yeah, it's okay to be sexy being sexy. Maybe it
does never fit. Bay doesn't never fit.

Speaker 12 (03:27:12):
No, no, no, no, regular genes for him are skinny jeene.

Speaker 5 (03:27:15):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (03:27:16):
Yeah, yeah, dude, you should get True Classic to make
some skinny jeans for Saquon. See if you're that.

Speaker 5 (03:27:25):
You know, Brian's listening, and I mean, look at that.
Why we zoomed in in just the lower half of
Let's see the whole thing is the man dude, he
really is.

Speaker 1 (03:27:34):
And I don't want to start beef on this pod,
you know, but I feel like more breaking.

Speaker 4 (03:27:40):
Justin Field's going to the Jets, go ahead, whoa.

Speaker 1 (03:27:42):
I feel like Mahomes is skinny jean game not.

Speaker 5 (03:27:46):
It will love that take when I love that take?
Anti Chiefs guy. Oh yeah, yeah, but you're so pro
skinny jean that it cancels out you don't like him.

Speaker 1 (03:28:02):
Okay, I like my homes, but I feel like his
skinny jean game needs some work. I think he needs
true classics.

Speaker 4 (03:28:11):
I love.

Speaker 1 (03:28:13):
Yeah, I feel he's great, but I think, yeah, I
think he needs to hit up Tilly's or something and.

Speaker 5 (03:28:23):
This ship get some dickies.

Speaker 12 (03:28:25):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (03:28:25):
You know.

Speaker 12 (03:28:28):
When we started, let's do it, dude, we can start
the Revere.

Speaker 5 (03:28:31):
Were a generation man was unbelievable. You walk into pack Son,
just fold it up real nice there.

Speaker 4 (03:28:38):
But oh my god, I'd love to hit a clip
and to hit Rocky movie lines to the public. Oh yeah, dude, dude,
that would be great fun.

Speaker 5 (03:28:46):
Yeah, Rocky would be a fun one.

Speaker 4 (03:28:49):
I'm like, if you know what you're worth, then go
out and get what you're worth.

Speaker 1 (03:28:55):
He said, So great for that, just say that hot
dog on a stick.

Speaker 4 (03:29:00):
But you gotta be willing to take the hints.

Speaker 12 (03:29:01):
Yeah, we should take you to like a gaming arcade,
like a like a Howie's game Shock or something where
you're gonna play land part like Battlefield too against like
ten year olds, and then we're hitting you with Rocky quotes,
toweling you up.

Speaker 4 (03:29:15):
Do you want it, dude?

Speaker 5 (03:29:17):
I hate to cut this I mean, I think it's not.
This has been a really long podcast, been a great podcast,
but we gotta hit those couple of things we do.

Speaker 4 (03:29:23):
Gotta have some fan duel here coming up.

Speaker 5 (03:29:25):
Yeah, Fandel and Brett as well. Boys, honestly and crush
time meeting you guys. Unbelievable podcast. Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (03:29:34):
We gotta link again. And since you're getting into the
football world, like, maybe there's a little something in football
season we can keep going.

Speaker 5 (03:29:40):
Maybe guys come to do a game with us, we'll go,
we'll go do something in the fall that would be
amazing to rip over.

Speaker 4 (03:29:46):
Yeah, I might.

Speaker 5 (03:29:52):
They play in la A couple of years ago they
put the Chargers in l A. Yeah, but yeah, that'd
be fun. That'd be awesome to be so sick. Yeah,
get you mich to go to the Michigan. Yeah, Lincoln
is sick to both. Both of your schools are amazing.
Michigan and Nebraska play this year September twentieth in Nebraska. Dude,

(03:30:15):
But I don't know if you guys, I don't know
if they would be good for it. Like this has been.
You just see how good the vibes are right now,
And like the bus isn't always like this. It's going
to be a very like and you guys will be
going against a very turbulent time and our relationship and
I don't know if I don't want you guys to
see us in that way, but.

Speaker 4 (03:30:31):
Maybe it'll be hostile. But to bring it all back
together later that night on the Dark Knight, on the
Dark Knight, Dark Night.

Speaker 5 (03:30:41):
Yeah, Yes, a couple of Lucy's andy s plays Nebraska,
is that right?

Speaker 4 (03:30:48):
Yeah, in Lincoln, Bro.

Speaker 5 (03:30:49):
We could come out for that. Well, Michigan. Michigan plays
at USC this year.

Speaker 12 (03:30:54):
You guys can come out for that. We should do
even one of those two. The rivalry week is going
to be maybe intense.

Speaker 4 (03:30:58):
I don't know, you guys might you guys might enjoy it. Yeah,
it it be fun.

Speaker 5 (03:31:01):
Y'all should come out because it is. It's a great time.

Speaker 4 (03:31:04):
So down down, you guys just go from the perspective
of investigating the hostile environment that's going on with the
rivalry of us.

Speaker 5 (03:31:11):
Yeah, your tailgate vibes will maintain the vibes. It's gonna
be very difficult because it gets I mean, this is
what the third annual Bustable.

Speaker 1 (03:31:19):
Yeah, dude, I gotta I got like a little portable
like tanning booth things. I'll just if someone's feeling off,
I'll just like get your taint real quick. It's sort
of like in Blade, you know, when he needs the
in Blade Trinity, when Wesley Snipes needs like his seerum
so he can keep going, He's like, oh, and the
guy just pops in his mouth and he becomes Blade again.

(03:31:42):
Yeah that's what that That's what it means.

Speaker 5 (03:31:43):
Yeah, we could start off the day. I mean, start
the vibes off right, but just grab an ankle in
the morning exactly.

Speaker 1 (03:31:49):
Oh dude, Yeah, grab an ankle in Nashville. It's got
to be an experience.

Speaker 5 (03:31:53):
You gotta be gotta wait till it's a little It
is a good day. It's a little chilli outside though.
Yeah for a tape, for a tape sunlight, it is,
oh no way around.

Speaker 12 (03:32:07):
Thursday's ankle day, baby, hilarious.

Speaker 4 (03:32:10):
Thursday's ankle Alright, boys, kisses, appreciate you guys, go subscribe.
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