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Speaker 3 (00:32):
Rick new Heisel's going to join us. Coming up next
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then we got Pittsburgh and Cleveland Thursday, and night football
Russell Wilson at his Unlimited poop coming up at five
pm today on the show. But I just think that
the debate, honestly, Dick about this football team and the
game against Arizona on Sunday. Dick and I were ian
and I were talking about this in the Cross Talks
segment about Hey, this game with Arizona. If we thought
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last weekend's game with San Francisco was huge, then we
can't just not say that this one isn't just as big.
I mean, you lose the game and you're essentially gonna
be three games back of Arizona because you'll be two
games back in the standings, right, and they'll have the tiebreaker.
So if last Sunday's game was ginormous, isn't this one
just as big?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
If not bigger? It is?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
It is huge. Absolutely. I think they'll win over the Niners. Though,
kept this from being a must win or you're out
scenario and this Sunday you mean, yeah, And I talked
about that before we played the Niners. I said, if
you lose to the Niners, you have to beat Arizona twice. Know,
if ands or butts about it, you have to beat
Arizona twice if you want any shot to make a playoffs.
(02:00):
But they beat the Niners. So I can't go say
that they have to beat Arizona twice because they already
got that win to get back to five hundred against
the Niners. They got to get one. They can't lose
them both. And my question to you guys is which
is the easier game at Arizona or at Seattle. I
almost think it's easier to win there, the type of
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support we get down there, the type of win percentage
we have down there, versus a team that lost four
games in twenty seven days in their home field.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Right right, Well, I just want to go back to
the which game is bigger thing? And again I understand
your point about last Sunday that if you lose that, man,
you got like one game to kind of show what
you can do.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
And if you lose that game, then you're just Anido.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
But if you lose this game to Arizona again, you're
two games back in the standings, and you're three games
back as of now. With the tiebreaker, now you can
get the tiebreaker. You can split the tiebreaker. But here's
the other part of the problem with the cardinal game.
If you lose the game to Arizona, not only are
you two games back Jackson in the Standard and you've
got the tiebreaker going to Arizona for now, but you're
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also going to be one in three in the division
and they'll be three to zero in the division. So
the next tipebreaker is games in the NFC West. I mean,
if you lose this thing, you're three games back with
a tipebreaker and you're two games back in the division
tiebreaker with Arizona, you might be cooked for the West.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
If you lose this thing, you might be The good
news is that we do play in like what two weeks.
This team they flip each other really quick, so yes,
you can get it right back, but it puts you
behind such an eight ball that it makes it so
you don't have any wiggle room. You get this game
and suddenly you do have a little wiggle room.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I love the fact though, that Arizona's on a four
game winning streak.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I just love it.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Think about that, Just let that marinate in your brain
for a second. The Arizona Cardinals have won four games
in a row. Do we really think the Arizona Cardinals
are going to win five NFL games in a row?
I don't even know if that's ever happened before in Cardinals.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well, they Seahawks, I think they've won. Have they won
three or four in a row in Arizona? So the
last six games that they've played against each other, going
back to the twenty two season, I think it is
at Arizona Hawks win, at Seattle Seahawks win, at Arizona
Hawks win at Seattle Seahawks win.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, they've lost the Cardinals of us.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
They've lost five in a row to the Seahawks overall,
so it hasn't really mattered where the game has been
the last five in a row. But you go back
to like twenty twenty twenty one, that's when things were
kind of hairy. I just think two things again, or
three things. The three games back in the division, sorry,
the two games back in the West. The fact that
if you lose this game, you've lost another freaking home game.
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You're two games under five hundred since COVID ended in
your stadium. You're continuing to just lose whatever shred of
a home fill advantage you had at Loominfield. I don't know, Dick,
this game just the more I'm talking myself up here,
the more I just think it's a freaking jig.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's gigantic, and I mean the the two things. And
this is actually on my list. I don't know has
it been taken yet in Factor fiction because this is
on my short list, it's not and and and for
the for the one reason that I just talked about,
Arizona's won four games in a row. The other reason
is Seattle's lost four home games in a row. So
those are two trends that are just ridiculously foreign to
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anything we've really ever seen. And and that would Lend
and the Seahawks, I think are still getting a point. So,
I mean, nobody's way, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
What do you what do you guys, Chuck, Chuck took
the under Chuck, What do you guys.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Think about that? Ah? Is it worth? Is it worth
a Factor fix?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Because I got another one I like, So let's discuss.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It during the break all right, during the break show meeting.
Will that go with the Hawks or will they went
out and go with somebody else? You'll find out next
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Speaker 4 (06:47):
Ricknwheisel with us on the show. How are you?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
I'm wonderful? How you guys doing good?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Good?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Thanks for asking good? I'm wondering Yeah, I'm wondering how
the second all time leader passer in the history of
the SEC has back to back to back drives like
he had last Friday versus Ucla, where he threw three
straight interceptions, one of them was taken off the board
on a late hit that was ridiculous by a UCLA cornerback.
(07:14):
By the way, how does Will Rogers go from that
accomplished quarterback to looking like he's never played football against
the Bruins.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
I don't know, it's curious. I thought he and even
though it was painful and I know his insides were screaming,
I know I thought he was a great teammate when
Demon went in the game and he was over on the
sideline clapping for him.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
That's hard to do. That goes back to when Jalen
Hurts had to do that for TUA when he went
in at halftime of the National Championship game in Atlanta
and the Husky excuse me, the Crimson Tide came back
and beat Georgia. I mean that that's hard to do
to be excited for a teammate like that and be
that kind of teammate. But Will Rogers certainly.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Was do you think his competence is shaken partly because
he's had Demon Williams breathing down his neck all year
and sometimes replacing him in games all year.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
You know, Jed grew up with Steve Spurrier. Steve Spurrier
is it's why he wears the vet, the advisor and
the whole deal. So Steve Spurrier always believed I'll just
give him a rest, you know, and that Spurrier voice, Yeah,
just don't give him a rest and let him would
take a quarterback out put somebody in. And so that's
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what Jed grew up with in terms of what that means. Uh.
I know, having been benched before as a quarterback, that
you can't stand it. It's the worst. And yet I
think will Rogers has handled it is beautifully and as
one can. But yeah, I didn't make that a practice.
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When you took somebody out, you took him out because
it was it was like a reliever. This guy's getting
hit right now, and I need to see if we
can get somebody out exactly right.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Well, Rick Newhuzel with us and Rick, I'm just kind
of curious. I'm just trying of thinking about all the
quarterbacks that you coach, whether at Colorado, UCLA, Washington, the NFL,
And when you plan on how you're going to coach
a quarterback, how much thought did you give to how
you're going to bolster his confidence or do you just
say it's his job to manufacture that on his own.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Well, part of choosing the quarterback is the guy who
exudes that. We had a guy at Colorado before I
came to Washington by the name of Mike Maschetti, and
Mike had been in the major leagues or been in
the minor league system for the Oakland A's and decided
he wanted to come back and play college football. So
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he was an older kid and he gets to Colorado
and there was a youngster who had kind of waited
for his turn, Jeremy Weisinger, that we all thought was
going to be the quarterback. But after watching a couple
of practice is this kid just had whatever it is.
He exuded this confidence and when he went in a huddle,
good things happened. It wasn't like he had a better
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throwing arm or you know, any of the physical you know,
measurables that made him separate, But his leadership was just
that palpable. And so when I went around the room saying,
who do you guys think is the starting quarterback? They
almost all to a man said, well, Jeremy's the starter,
but God, Machete will bail us out. I go. You
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all hear yourself saying that we're going to need to
get bailed out Machete. Machete is our quarterback. And Jeremy
Weisinger left the next day, And I think we all
build that into ourselves that you know somebody's going to leave. Well,
now that's been built into college football and it's baked
in the cake. So you can't let that bother you.
You have to play the kid that's going to give
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you the best chance to win, and confidence usually comes
with that kid.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well, certainly Demand has got that confidence right now. So
you're saying you would start him at Oregon and you
would also make him the starter for the fifteen practices
in the bowl game.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
I you know, you've got to do what's best for
the team. And if the if demon and he certainly
looked that part. I understand everybody wants Will Rogers to
go out what's with a bang? And maybe in the
bowl game you can create that but if you think
going against a fast up tempo defense light Oregon demand
gives you the best chance, that's who you got to
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roll with.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, Rick Newheisel with us on the air, and Rick,
I don't know if you saw this. This just came
down a little bit maybe in the last hour. Bryce Underwood,
you know, is the number one high school football player
in a country quarterback, had committed to Brian Kelly. He
just flipped to Michigan. Just flipped over to Michigan. And
Dave Portnoy, who's the barstool guy, had earlier said he
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would give up to three million bucks for a guy
to go play there. There's one report that said five
million now a number. Now another report says it could
be over ten million for this guy to go play
football Michigan. So was this barstool getting involved in? Was
this Dave Portinoy bringing this guy to Michigan to play
football for the Wolverines.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
So this is classic h First of all, it's also
factor in that the LSU has been on a skid right,
They've lost their last two games. They lost to Alabama
and then went on the road and got beat by
Florida in a game that they were favored. Then let's
factor in this one. This one will blow your mind.
You know who was coaching at his high school in
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Michigan the last month of the season, Connor Stallions. Connor
Connor Stallions. Wow, Connor Stallions was calling the place for
that high school as they entered the playoffs. So this
is another unbelievable, unbelievable spy movie playing out in real time.
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And listen, nil money is real nil money and until
we get our arms around it, and frankly, the big
ten and the SEC doesn't want to get their arms
around it because they have such a laughso on all
the funds and most of the big boosters, they they're
ruling the roost. But until we get some collective bargaining
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arms around this, this is what can happen. And everybody
out there is looking for a Phil Knight or a
Dave Portnoy to come help, you know, finance the dreams
and aspirations of these programs.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Rick. People are talking about the Sanders duo going together
to the NFL, you know, potentially to Dallas. A lot
of pieces have to fall in the right place for
that to happen for Dallas. But people are down in
this quarterback class. But I really like Shadoor Sanders, probably
better than I liked anybody other than maybe Caleb Williams
in last year's draft. Are you there with the wish
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Shador Sanders as an NFL quarterback?
Speaker 7 (13:55):
I certainly think he's the best of this crop. I
think he will be the first I taken at that
position in this crop. I'm not sure I had him
ahead of Jayden Daniels. I don't think I had him
ahead of Caleb, and I don't think I had him
ahead of Drake May, potentially ahead of bo Nicks, who's
having a nice year. And I thought Pennix has kept
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coming on looked like an NFL guy, So I would
have probably had him behind there too. And one of
the reasons that I just don't know how coachable Shador is.
I just don't know. He hasn't played for anybody but
his dad. I mean in college. Now, how much is
he really think he has to learn? I mean, he
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just was quoted as saying I was better than everybody
in the class. Last year he was asked, would you
be interested in New York Giants? He said no comment.
I mean, this guy has no confidence.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Issue?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Is we asked the question about confidence. The question is
how coachable. And that's going to be interesting when he
takes these visits during the draft, what people are going
to say whether or not he's really willing to open
up and be talked.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, here's the thing about Dion though, because Dick just
asked about, you know, maybe the package deal, and there's
been some rumors and reports that maybe Dion would go
to the Cowboys if they got Shador and he would
coach there. They just got Julian Lewis to flip from
USC who's the number two gallus in next year's classic.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Yeah, they've worked a little magic and got him on
McAfee show today.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Right.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
I saw that and didn't have something to do with that.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
So does that mean that.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Is that more likely that Dion stays in Boulder because
he's got the number two recruit in America for next year?
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Speaker 7 (16:08):
Dion has said his kickstand is down. I've never heard
it put that way, but that's what he said is
kickstan is down. He's going to stay. That puts an
unbelievable amount of pressure on Rick George, who deserves the
lion's share credit for going out and getting Dion and
changing the fortunes of Colorado literally overnight. They're sitting here
with a chance to make it to the college football
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playoff at eight and two. They got Kansas this week
in Kansas, and then they get Oklahoma State who's on
a seven game losing three, So they have an unbelievable
chance to get to the Big twelve championship game, where
of course the winner gets in that if all that happens,
we just saw Signetti get a monster deal at Indiana.
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The monster deal that Rick George has to come up
with with the kickstand down there in Boulder is going
to be really, really off the charts. And remember he's
not getting Big ten money. He's in Big twelve land,
So that's going to be the question. The question is
can he afford what Dion commands because the hotels are
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selling out the whole town of Boulder, They're all going
to have to throw in the hat to keep Dion
right where he is.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Rick, with Bama moving up three spots after beating Mercer,
does that just perpetuate the sec that they'll just continue
to schedule those types of games in November.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
No, the committee has had ten years, Dick. They've had
ten years to say this is nonsense. The strength of
schedule has never resonated in that room. There's too many agendas.
There's too many agendas. I used to be sick to
my stomach when this thing first started and it was
only the Fact twelve that was playing nine conference games.
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I said, this is a joke. This is absolutely a joking.
They're playing Mercer or Furman or presbit Heerian. What are
we doing? This is ridiculous. We're out here beating our
brains in and these guys are getting to win. And
that's when that's when the twenty eleven season happened. And
this is before the College Football Playoff when LSU and
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Alabama played each other right for the championship. And I'm
sitting there, this is nonsense. So ultimately, ultimately the committee
is going to go by way of the whales. They're
not going to do this committee anymore. We're going to
see on December twentieth and the twenty first that this
is a monster undertaking. With the home games that will
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be played, We're going to end up with automatic bursts
and so that the SEC can't sit there and try
to levy all this pressure on the committee by saying, hey,
you cannot throw out our loser in the championship game.
The reason they want to save that championship game is
because it's money in their pocket, right, and if we
diminish it by saying that the loser could be out,
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As Lane Tippins said, I don't want to play in
the championship game. I want to make it to the
College Football Playoff. Remember Alabama won a national championship without
playing in their championship game. And Georgia won it by
losing that championship game. So the championship game is just
a money play excels out in Atlanta. It was fun
to cover it, but it's not as important as what
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would be much more entertaining, which are playing games like
the basketball tournament does in Dayton.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, I don't have any problem with Alabama moving up
because BYU and Tennessee loss. But Georgia beats it, moves
up two spots in Alabama beats Mercer moves up three spots.
All right, Rick Tackle Time Pick of the week. We're
still riding a little bit of a streak here. Three
out of your last four. I believe overall we lost
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on the over last week the Arizona State game.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, Kansas State, but.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Still couldn't snap the couldn't snap the ball to a
field goal kicker.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I know, I know, but still still three and two
in your last five.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Who do you like this week for your tacolate Time
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Speaker 7 (20:05):
Listen, Kenny Dillingham has it going. Tickets are going in
the upper deck for over two hundred bucks. Arizona State's
gonna give BYU a thrashing. Take the Sun Devils This
is going to be really fun for those fans who've
been clamoring to get the Devils back in a situation
where they're playing relevant games. It's gonna be fun in.
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Speaker 7 (20:35):
The Corn Showder. The Corn Showder is worth driving for
no question. Get in your car and get to that
Corn showder Rick.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
You're the man, great stuff man. We'll talk soon, buddy,
appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Pal Niks coach.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Always fun. Gentlemen talks and see you now.
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Speaker 3 (21:19):
All right, so here's the question, Jackson, Does Dick Fan
have the guts? Does he have the balls to do it?
No man has done so far, or woman on this
radio station. Take the Seahawks over the Cardinals on Sunday.
Let's find out.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Back to the studio we go Thursday.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Does that take more guts than to pick any other
game that nobody has picked this week?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
I don't know. I'm just trying to pump you up.
Will he do it? Or will oh? Come on?
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Man?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Not taking the Seahawks. I am gonna go instead. I'm
gonna go back to my roots. I'm gonna take a
home dog, which you know I love to take. I'm
gonna take a home dog riding a losing streak against
a team riding a winning streak, and that riding a
winning streak I don't think is all that good. And
their quarterbacks banged up. Give me the Chicago Bears and
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the aforementioned Caleb Williams. Yeah, getting three and a half
points at home against Sam Darnold, who I believe did.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Not practice today. Sam Donald, so.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
He may or may not play, and if he does play,
he is not one hundred percent. And that team has
scored twenty one against indyed twelve against Jacksonville and twenty
three against Tennessee the last three weeks and won all
three games. They're dual loss. Give me the Chicago Bears
at home plus the three and a half Bears.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Plus the three and a half.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
What if Donald has time though, get the wrong button
for crying out loud?
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Here it is, let me do it again, three to one?
What if Donald has time though, Sam Donald, good time?
There you go. Bears are getting three and a half?
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Bears are getting three and a half?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I picked that game in my little stupid app this week,
by the way, as well, So I'm going to take
the Bears. I took the Bears at high Bears all right,
half jackson Way.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
You think you like it? I like it. I don't
love it, but yeah, I not sensing a lot of
confidence in that picture. I love it.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I don't think the Vikings are that good, and I
don't I agree heres are that bad.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I think, well, the Bears are pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I think the Bears are bad, but I totally agree
with you. The Vikings feel like kind.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Of a paper tiger. Yes with you? All right? The
VI is just not that good. They unlimited poop like
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Speaker 1 (23:28):
They might be unlimited.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Did anybody take him tonight? By the way, what means
you took him yesterday?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Okay, we're so focused on Dick's incredible pick.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
I forgot about your incredible pick yesterday. Yesterday?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
All right, so Chicago plus the points against Minnesota.
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Speaker 3 (24:31):
I mean it's not really good or badness. Maddy, Uh,
what do we decide? His name was Trio Ray Treo Ray,
Trio Ray.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I'm not gonna play for you, Dub this year.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Okay, all right, he's gonna play.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
He's gonna play junior college ball this season.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah, we have eleven months to continue to screw it up.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I mean we you know how many years were Jared
Kelnick and we're still butchering it four years.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
With that guy.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, I was just waiting for him to hit two seventy.
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Speaker 3 (25:32):
Oh God, think you guys in Atlanta are doing the
same thing as Dick is. By the way he starts hitting,
we'll start calling him by his right name. Until then
it's Jerrod Kalenik. All right, I got a little fun
with audio slash. Hey did you hear that a dick?
Did you happen to hear that? What's that day?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
What's that dick? What do you say we start?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
By the way, if I can bring up my damn
show sheet with our buddy mad Dog Chris Russo sharing
this rant about sports fans after last week's Jake Paul
Mike Tyson fight.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
You guys out there who consider yourselves good sports fans,
you decided why there's nothing else to watch?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
It's ten of twelve, go read a book.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
I mean, my goodness, gracious, and this is what you
decide to put on your television set. Steve Torrey, and
don't give me the excuse. You're at a friend's house
and he had it on leave leave while they were
watching it.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Chris, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Leave?
Speaker 9 (26:21):
That's an insults to your sports intelligence. I'm proud of
myself for not allowing curiosity, not allowing you know one
and let's go slow down when I go for you
a car crash. I am proud of myself for not
getting involved. But I'm floored that anybody paid who considers
themselves a decent sports fan would even give that two cents.
(26:44):
This is what sports is coming to now. I know
there's nothing on. I get that it's corner to twelve
at night and he's ghost. Find something more.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Productive to don't where's the message? I don't know, do something,
take the.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Dogs for a walk? Well, I U see LA game,
so I'm watching I was watching Bucks.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, we had our buddy Mario Margana, you know him,
brought it up on his laptop and we're all watching
the fight. And uh, I don't know how much does
a Netflix subscription cost these days? I have no idea,
like fifteen twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
I'd pay about fifteen sixteen a month.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Okay, so back in the day and Jackson probably would
have no idea, what the hell we're talking about pay
per view events were like one hundred dollars, remember that, dick,
of course, Yeah, so that was I would have if
I was like nineteen ninety dollars though, that's like four
hundred bucks now.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I mean, if I would have done that, I would
have been mad. But the fact is I already had Netflix,
So what the heck, I'm just gonna not paying extra
for it, turn it on. And I thought the build
up was awesome. I thought the Watkins were awesome. I
was very entertained. I was actually fairly entertained for like
two or three rounds, and then fourth, fifth, and six.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
I was just like, nah, okay, this is dumb.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
But I meant, I'm sitting there watching a football game.
And when you're at a game, let's face it. I mean,
when you're at a game, there is a lot of
dead time between plays, for sure, There's a lot of
dead time during timeouts, so I had plenty of time
to do. I'm multitasked on Friday night at the foot.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Well, here's the other part of it. Man, we all
found out who Sidney Thomas is from working the fight.
I mean, Chris Russo's acting like this was just a
total lost cause and you kidd me, she's gainined like
three hundred thousand IG followers. And by the way, it
was the first time Tyson had fought in almost twenty years.
You realize now, by the way, he's lost four of
his last five fights, and three in a row going
(28:28):
back to two thousand and two, Lex Lewis, Danny Williams,
Kevin McBride, and Jake Paul. Those are the last four
men to beat Mike Tyson. And he looked like he
was sixty years old, because he is sixty years old.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Are you buying in the conspiracy though, that Tyson threw
the fight? You've seen the video going to the viral
video on Twitter of him pulling his pulling the right
hook and not landing it when he could have landed it.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
What do you think I'm buying all of that? What
does he make forty million dollars? Is that? What it
was was a report? Forty million bucks.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Somebody goes to Iron Mic and says, hey, Mike, give
you forty million bucks, but you gotta.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Take a type.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Okay, Honestly, I don't know what his gambling debts are,
but he's got to, you know, pay for that Tiger
that we saw in the hangover. That's a lot of
food defeed that thing. All right, Hey, Dick, did you
happen to hear that the day?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
What's that? Dick?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
ESPN's Adam Schefter joining Kevin clarks This is Football Podcast.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
You know.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
The cool thing about this segment, by the way, I
feel like we learned about a new podcast every single day,
Kevin Clark's This is Football Podcast and shared the weirdest
place he has ever broken a story.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Weirdest place you've broken a story as what I.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Can remember being in Denver one time, and how do
I say this? I I had just spent time with
this woman for the first time.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, okay, and sure, and and and got a.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Text that Dale Carter was being suspended. I think it
was for eight games for substance abuse. And so as
I continue to lay there confirm it and got the
job done, Kevin and every which way.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
So he was stooping somebody and broke a story. Yep.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yeah, I think I think he was laying there and
he was just probably on his phone breaking the story.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
I think we have audio from that hang on honey,
all right, I'm good. I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I just mentioned that I was multitasking watching the Tyson
fighting the Husky game. Adam, Adam, just trump me a thousands.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Well, let me ask you a question, and I want
you to answer this honestly. Yes, have you ever done
live radio on the can? Because I have many.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Potential potential I have done a call into another radio station,
but I'm not It's let's just put it this way.
It's not something that I would be opposed to, but
I don't remember necessarily doing it.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I did it this morning with Chuck him Buck. You've
been to my house. You now to post that bathroom
is to the office. You know how long these headphone
cables are at seven o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I'm just glad you put that image out there into
the mind because now every time they turn on Chuck
and Buck and they hear Softy's report on Thursdays, it's
gonna be would.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
You rather have that image or Adam Schefter stooping somebody?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Oh, I'd rather have this Schefter image, Okay, just because
you know Softie pooping or Schefter having sex? Pick what hey, dick,
did you happen to hear that?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
What da? What's that? Dick? Oh? God, Jackson? I blame
you for all this.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Three or four pick one three, Number fifteen Texas A
and m faces unranked Auburn this week before hosting number
three Texas in the final game of the regular season.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
At a press conference this.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Week, Aggie's head coach Mike Alcaro was asked about keeping
the focus on Auburn.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
So much talk about November thirtieth.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
You know it was announced as a nine game today.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
How do you deal with that with your guys and saying, hey,
we still have something ahead of us at Auburn Or
is that even a big issue.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
With your team.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
I don't think it's an issue.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
I think when you're in the situation we're in, it's
easy to focus on the task at hand. I think
our focus is single handling on Texas.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I all, Wow, good for him, no doubt, Good for
him for just being honest, like we don't give a crap.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
About Auburn sucks. Come on, man, give me a break. Well,
Jedfish does that every week. Jed, you got a big
game Friday. Yeah, But how about the damage and the
portal we're gonna do coming up in December? Never mind,
you see La, let's talk about the portal let's talk
about Demon Williams and spring ball in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Can't wait for DeMont Williams Heisman campaign.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
It's gonna be awesome, all right, Well, Dick has already
proclaimed that Demon's gonna win the Heisman right now he
wins how many will he win?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
One? Two? Or three?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh? Well, who'd be no Cooksay Ron Pallas was gonna.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Win, right, he won two heismans. He's gonna win two heismans.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
He might win four because he's not gonna win it
this year, but he might get another year.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
He gets five to win four, so he comes back,
he wins it next year, he wins it as a junior,
and then returns to school, and then he wins it
again and then comes back and takes advantage of another year.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Yes, well, he.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Graduate year, or he's so good in the four games
that he wins the Heisman and yet then they then
they medically red shirt him for another year, and he
comes back and he wins it again.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
What's more likely the Mont Williams wins the Heisman Trophy
this year Oregon doesn't make the playoff. If Oregon loses
the next two games, are they out? I say they
lose to If they lose to you dub and lose the.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Big ten game Ohio State. Okay, how funny would that be? Though?
Speaker 1 (33:24):
It would be funny, very good. I see I almost
I just I mean, obviously I want I want him
to lose to Washington, but if they don't lose the
Washington I just kind of want him to go undefeated
and just then just get to the freaking precipice, just
like you can taste it, Dan Lanning. And then how
about this? And then Dan Lanning does something stupid in
(33:44):
the fourth quarter. He goes it goes forward on fourth
and three instead of kicking a field goal, and they.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Like Wisconsin one, it would be you watched that live,
by the way, Wisconsin, I didn't watch it live. No,
I was watching a fake field goal. He faked the
field goal.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
I mean, maybe he just thought Wisconsin's offense was so
bad it wasn't gonna matter. But he faked the field goal.
And I just thought to myself, that's dumbass Dan doing
it again? Are you kidding me? He did it again?
All right, we're gonna break Mike. Come.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Grin is a little bit under the weather. I hope
he doesn't cough too much. That's what he said to me,
by the way, so we'll see.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
He always carries cough drops.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
So that's a staple of Homegrin.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Not here, but hopefully he's got him at home. He'll
join us next on ninety three three.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
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the weather gets frightful.
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