September 11, 2024 • 28 mins
In the second hour, Dave Softy Mahler and Dick Fain chat with Petros Papadakis about a Texas song, the Apple Cup, Russell Wilson, Notre Dame, and Colorado, then discuss tonight’s Mariners game, the interest to go and attendance, plus their hopes for playoffs.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for our weekly conversation with college football enalyst
Petros Papa Naikas.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Not that I'm a smart guy, I'm stupid.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:23):
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Speaker 1 (00:29):
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Speaker 2 (00:37):
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(01:02):
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Let the dense beard come through for you. Hello, softy,
how are you? I'm all right good? Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Texas Tech in North Texas.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Huh, Yes, you're going down to Pico. Yeah, I sure am. Wow,
out of.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
The broadcast booth.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
They're putting you back on the road. No, Pico is
in Los Angeles. Oh sorry, I thought there was Pico
Boulevard in a Pico Boulevard right in.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Los Angeles is named for the mayor Pa Pico was
original Mexican mayor well of Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
It's in the fox lot, your dumbassy, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Love? It is where Texas Tech. I thought you were
going to North Texas for some reason. This is Denton, Okay,
I got you. I guess there's there's a band I love,
or there's a band I love called Mountain Goats, which
really is just one guy and he has a song
called the best ever death metal band out of Denton. Okay,
do you want to hear it?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Sure? If you got.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The best ever death metal band out of Denton, may
we do have the Apple Cup Saturday, get the Civil
War on Saturday Notre Dame goes down. But don't you
want to hear the best ever death metal band out
of Denton? I think I do. I think I do
now by the Mountain Goats, the best ever death metal
band out of Denton, way more interesting than anything we had.
North Texas is in uh Denton, which is a short
(02:59):
drive from Dallas. And Uh they're named after Joe Green
who played there means Joe Green. Yeah, the me and Green.
They have a nice stadium too, because you know, Texas
a lot of money, a lot of money, a lot
of oil money. Here it is turn it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Out of Dent.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
There's a couple of guys you've been friendsis great.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
One was named Syrul, the other was Jeff Jeff.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
And they practiced twice a week in Jeff's bedroom. The
best ever dead metal band out of Dent.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Never settled on a name.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
This is before the Killers came out.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Of the top three contenders after after weeks of debates.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Figures and the Killers at the hospital bars come on.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Old.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It sounds like a dude making a demo tape for
his college dorm room. The whole albums like I Like It,
Turn it out, one of them gets put in a home.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Jeff and Cyrus believed in their hearts they were headed
for the stage.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Here jets fortune and fame.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So in script that made common in the use of a.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Pentagra, prominent use of the pictogram guitars with their names.
And this was how Cyrus got sends in the.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
School when he told him he'd never be famous.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
And this was why Jeff, in the letters he'd write
to his friend and health, developed a plan to get eaten.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
When you potish a person for dreaming his dream, they
don't expect your to defank or forgive you softy the
best ever debt Land out un Deaded, When will in
time both outpaced and outlive you, Hall Satan.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm looking up for the text light and there's gonna
be there. It is one guy. Is this a sports
talk station talks sports?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That guy to bite my ass? Bite his ass? That's
about North Texas, Texas Tech. Right there, you go. All right, well,
if you want to watch, I'm an orthodox Christian. I'm
not into that same music, but I think it's an
interesting story. God, if you want to watch Petros called
North Texas, Texas from the Fox Wotton Pico on Saturday
FS one FS one, Oh tonight the game. Oh no,
(05:22):
it's in the song. Oh when's the game? No enough,
that's jeez, lost all control. I've lost all control. When
you punish a person for dreaming his dream, softy, don't
expect them to thank or forgive you. You remember that.
(05:43):
You can move on now. Oh lord, that's a catchy tune.
Yes there is.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I'm gonna check that out when I get back in
the car.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Download. There's some great songs on that whole album. God,
you know what the best part about that? You just
chewed up six minutes of this segment. Good work man,
entertaining your freaking listeners. Yeah, it's about time about the
new ice Center or whatever it is for the kracking.
That's the Kraken Community ice Plex pal k C I
(06:10):
to you and I and beautiful Northgate, Washington. Yeah, next
time you're in town, we'll have you swing by and say, hello,
where is the area with all the hookers walking around?
That's uh, North Seattle Highway ninety nine, Aurora. Why you
want to go there? No? But you know it's interesting,
like you know how like there's TV shows like the
streaming series everywhere now and there's like, you know, ones
(06:33):
that are ten years old that people forgot about. And
all these different streaming platforms have all these different series,
and some of them are quite well made. The most
depressing series like where you don't think you can get
more depressing or more upsetting, and it does continually, is
based in Seattle. It's called The Killing is the most
depressing series I've ever It is depressing, and it's got
(06:58):
a lot of them hookers. You know they're out there, man,
They're still there. They've been there for a long time.
Next time you're in town, we can go check them
out if you want. Okay, Well, what do you want
to talk about? The Apple Cup Saturday? Okay, only on
this show would we transition from the prostitution on Highway
(07:20):
ninety nine to the Apple Cup on Saturday? Good lord,
Wazoo looks pretty good, except they're not throwing it for much.
You know, they're running around a whole bunch and Texas
techt got away from them up on the polouse, which
can happen, but not good. And where is this game
in Seattle? It's in lumen Field. Yeah, where the Hawks.
They're doing it over there like they used to. Yep,
(07:42):
I think, well, no, they did it one year because
Tusky Stadium was getting redone. Well, I've done Washington State
games there before. That's all I'm trying to say. Yeah,
you did one game there, Cougars play state game. I
did Washington versus Portland State there. Make your mouth be quiet.
So I don't know about Washington at all. How did
(08:04):
it go? You beat Weaver State, way to go? They
beat Weaver, They beat Eastern Michigan. Okay, yeah, Will Rogers
five touchdowns, no pick. So far, looking pretty good. Probably
pretty pretty vanilla with the offense so far. Yeah, I
got nothing. I got nothing. You got got my tear
and a bunch of angry koops that want to take
it out on you. And it'll be the toughest opponent
you played yet. And maybe that's why you should have
(08:26):
played somebody a little bit better than the first two
teams you played. But they had to play. Well, those
games are already scheduled. Man, what are you gonna do?
Probably saying look what it did for USC to beat LSU.
And they sat there trying to get out of that
game all summer. And they turned around now and they
got the chest puffed out. Why are you talking so fast?
(08:47):
Are you on something? No? USC evalu ate my week.
USC did try and get out of that game. Yes,
And I bet if you went. I bet if no
one remembers that if you went to Lincoln Riley the
Friday before the game and said, hey, you got one
chance you want to get out? Hey, ye, sign me up. Oh,
(09:09):
like price is right, you can get out now. Then
they go out and beat them the hell man. Well,
and they looked good, you know, they tackled and they
looked solid. Again. They didn't look like Notre Dame. You know,
they believed the hype about themselves. Hey, I met that coach,
that fat guy, the coach Hammock. I did one of
theirs way back, Thomas Hammock. Yeah, Thomas Hammock. I met
him at a fat guy Lincoln. Jeez, man, come on,
(09:35):
I met him at Lincoln, Okay, like at a bar or.
I did an NIU, Nebraska, GA. And it was interesting.
The hotel in Lincoln had a bar in it and
it was just called the Miller high Life Bar, and
it was sponsored by Miller and it had that chick,
you know, the girl on the swing. Yeah, you know
(09:56):
what I'm saying, Champagna beers lady. Not really. They had
a big fing her sitting there, and I was like, Wow,
this is classy. I like it. Miller Highlight, like a
like like a like a wax museum type thing or no. No,
it was like a bar. But the bar, like if
the theme of like a bar like Sharki's is like
a shark. The theme of this bar was Miller Highlight.
I got it. I got a glassy way in a
(10:16):
Nebraska hotel. I'm dragging you by the way.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Like.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
One of the worst steaks I ever had in my
life was in Nebraska, Omaha, Lincoln. We're there for the
ninety eight. They kicked our ass like fifty five to
seven whatever, and it was I think the place is
called Misty's. I don't know her. Misty's and Lincoln make
me responsible for it. And everybody always said the best
steaks in the world, man, the best beef is in Nebraska.
(10:40):
I thought it tasted like, well, I'm sorry, softy, that's
not my responsibility. Totally honest with you. I said to
the guy, I'd rather be a Sizzler than this place.
Hear that, I said, Sisler, Sisler, stage salad, Sizzler, thank you. Well. Look,
Wazoo's got a guy named Chris Hudson. You know who
Chris is? The running back? Nope, the wide receiver. Yeah,
(11:02):
but he runs around tramp. Hey, you want to talk
about North Texas. You want to talk about Texas Tech?
You want to talk about Baron Martin And if Tash
he is gonna play, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Texas Tech looked terrible last week.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I know, God, they'll have to call the game.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
What happened to Texas Tech football?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Man? I don't know. They weren't that bad last year.
They had some injury. Moly. They got a great back,
but he and he didn't play. That might be part
of it. They have a real NFL back. God, and
I don't know why these NFL backs go to these
air raid teams, Like, what are we doing? Anyway? Taj
Brooks is his name, So if he plays, I like
their chances against the mean Green since you're asking me.
(11:45):
Oh god, And by the way, if you noticed the
linus with your your guy in Pittsburgh, he's hurt right
backup quarterback? Oh, he's the backup. I thought he was hurt.
Did just he is hurt?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
But did you see what he did last Sunday?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
What did he do? He's inactive?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Is Kate's there?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
By the way, Yeah, Kate's is here right now. Ask
Kates if he knows what Russell Wilson did during the games? Kates.
He is also shrugging his shoulders. Oh, he doesn't know.
He was inactive for the game and he came out
in full uniform and iblack, welcome to my happy place.
And he was in active like Jameis Winston did that
one game where he wasn't supposed to play.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Did he do that too?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Remember that? A gimbofisher?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Like what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Who does that?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean, what's the reaction from the sideline? If you
got a guy, don't sit here and try to get
me to call him out when all you did in
the years was wash his balls.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
That's not true because.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
He won your Super Bowl and you washed his sack.
That's not true. We got on him pretty good towards
the end.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Poe.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, yeah, we played some good sound. Oh god, we
got out him towards the end. What's the reaction though,
if a guy is inactive and he's got full pads
and EyeBlack on. Yeah, I mean it's like when the
cable guy, you know, he got the full he look
at me. Remember the cable guy when he's got his
wristbands and his head bands and he's running the lines
out there freaking out? Oh god, I guess. I mean.
(13:15):
I used to hear stories Paul Hackett, our old coach
when I was at S. He told the stories about
a linebacker for the forty nine ers back in the
day when he was an assistant there who used to
come down on game day in his full uniform. They'd
have the full uniform in the hotel for him and
he'd literally come down for the pregame meal with his
helmet on, yep, and like stick his eggs like through
(13:37):
the face mask in the fork. So you know, it
takes all kinds, but yeah, full on tool is what
I would say. Uh, Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame. How long
does he last? Well, I mean they just beat eying
them you know. I mean that looked great and every
once in a while this happens to Notre Dame. This
morning on the radio, I was like, doesn't this happen
(13:57):
every day every year to Notre Dame? And bring Quinn
was like, oh, it seems like that, but no, it's
not the case. They lost to Marshall like five years.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
But what Brady Quinn sounds like to me?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I like Brady too, But uh yeah, that's really bad.
But again I met that coach and they needed to
have like that fat guy going ninety yards. They needed
one play like that, like a play in the game
that just wasn't supposed to happen. And they got that.
They got They got their seven points that way on
a big explosive. I think it was a pass to
(14:33):
a running back. And I don't know what happened to
Notre Dame. They had that drive and they probably had
a big exhale and coach and I U under that
spelt coach Hammock. They had the biggest win in their history.
Good for them, I thought, I you had that quarterback Lynch,
remember that white running quarterback they had for a while,
(14:54):
and they went to that BCS game and uh, and
or the New Year six game or whatever against or
of State and got killed. Jordan, remember that CFL guy? Now, hey,
I about cats pulled out the CFL. I pulled that
out myself. What are you talking about? That's pretty damn good?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
What else? I don't know? I'm I I'm out of
guess I'm just That's what I was going to talk about, Dion.
I actually have the story right in front of me. God,
I'm losing my mind. Man, you're old and you're more
into dogs. Oh this is Shabdur's rap song. Have you
heard this? No, sounds like he says the ED word,
but he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Do you have seen your moments like me? Only because
of the marijuana.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Here we go, they.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Shine. It's never pass it on every down and we
played real line. But guess nay can stay shunned like this.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
It's never.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Has a clums never hot around by climbs off. I
got that new maypack. What you know about that dog.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
For a sun?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
What they pay Pa Raman Grady.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Quit guaranteed me today that Colorado State would be destroyed
by Colorado? Whose song is this? Shiloh? That all right?
Because you saw Shiloh is going to be out for
a few weeks. And then Dion came out and said,
I've never seen anything like it, the healing ability of
my son. Yeah, he broke his heart.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
What I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You want my analysis of this game? No, well I'll
tell you, dude. I broke I broke the and I
threw my I threw my support behind the team here.
I texted j Norvel yesterday. I texted him. I texted
him go rams. Oh he texted me back. Thank you, Petros,
(17:27):
mister big time. So you keep that phone number when
you get the back at the Necker, still shine and
you keep that in mind. Oh, thank god when you're
watching the Rocky Mountain showdown in Port Collins, Bitch, I
got nothing left for you, man. Okay, I'm tired, I'm all,
I'm out of gas. Well, haven't seen your moments all
over the place. Maybe Kevin Harlan will put you on
(17:47):
his back and run you out of there like a
Lieutenant Dan. He'll be on the air at five o'clock tonight.
Kevin will not Lieutenant Dan. No, you're Lieutenant Dan, and
he's gonna run you out of the jungle out at
five and that was Bubba. That was Bubba and Forrest.
Forrest ran everybody out of the jungle. Bubba died though.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, Bubba died later he oh, Bubba died.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, you're right. He ran Bubba out and Bubba died
there in Nam in the jungle. Lieutenant Dan lost his legs.
He had like astronaut legs. Remember when he got all
mad at that hooker because his didn't work? Call him stupid?
All right, we gotta go how far with North Texas
(18:35):
and Texas? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
So many talk about my Texas?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
What's talking a week?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Petros with us every week?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Kevin Harlington five right here on ninety three to three KJRFM.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Live from the R and R Foundation Specialists Broadcast Studio.
Now back to Softie and Dick on your Home for
the Huskies and the Creek in Sports Radio ninety three
point three kJ r FM.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
All right, getting a lot of text about the Petros segment.
By the way, that was different. This segment sucks, you
guys stick, this segment's great. Play it again.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You guys are horrible, you guys are awesome. I hate Petros,
I love Petros. That's pretty much what it looks like
at four nine, four to five one. So what you think?
What'd you think of the last segment? Four nine, four
to five one. Dick and Jackson hated it. I love it.
I love the randomness. I think we got four hours
to break down the Mariners and Poddres and the Seatowks
and Patriots on Sunday, give us your top fifteen things
(19:50):
we're looking forward to with the Apple Cup on Saturday,
I think we go off the rails a little bit
and have some fun, screw around with the audience, piss
people off, mess with people's brains, kind of just get
everybody on tilt.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
You know me, man, I'm all for that.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
I'd say at least eighty percent of the time, I
really like the Petros sign.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
That was eighty percent of the time. It works all
the time.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
That was that was one of the twenty percent there
was just like, I love the randomness.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
But then like it.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
You know they're gonna tell Petros next week that you
didn't like the segments.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Fine, I've got his reaction here. Screw off, Dick.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
I don't think he'll care.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That's what he'll say. Oh, he'll tell you to go
up sex with yourself. That's what he'll do on.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Next week's show, but normally I do like it.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Four nine four five one last segment Petros thumbs up,
thumbs down. Uh, hey, how about we play a little
KP here lit KP? All right, just for giggles. I mean,
I don't have any prizes today. I'm not offering you
idiots prizes?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Prizes? Should we?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Should we offer the listening audience? Aprise?
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
What about?
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
How about Jackson?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
If you get a pair of tickets for the Sporting
Kansas City game on Sunday?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Sure I can? Can you do that? You're sporting and
they stink? Right? Kansas City is not good?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Okay, Well, how are we going to keep track of this?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
We're doing tonight's game or the Apple Cup for the attendance,
which one tonight?
Speaker 8 (21:10):
Well, we could do one of each, right, we do
Tonight's game and then like on Friday show, we can
do the Apple Well.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I just want to make sure that we get the
winner the tickets, because if we ask someone to keep
track of a contest on Saturday, nobody's doing it.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
I'm either of you, and there'stday tonight.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
There's no way Jackson's doing a great point So your
question off the year was how many people be in
a So this is not attendance, it's always tickets distributed
whatever the number on it, which you know is one
of my pet peeves, like just you know what, it's
twenty twenty four. We can watch people from like satellite
dishes ten thousand miles away, but we can't tell you
(21:48):
how many people.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Are in the stands.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Right, That's fair because the number of tickets distributed will
always be bigger than the number of people that.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Are in the stands.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Unless you have like five thousand people sneak in, it's
never gonna happen. So teams are I'm constantly lying to
you when it comes to how many people are the game.
So the question Jackson was how many What will be
the number announced tonight for the Mariner Padre game?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Okay, how many will that be?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I have a number in mind, but it was something
I want to keep private until you guys go.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Dick, you want to go first, No, I'm doing research
on it, doing research on this, nerd.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
What are you doing? Holy crap, be fully prepared before
I give my just pull a number out of your ass.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Wrong with you research? I'll pull the number, and I'll
just say twenty six thousand and five.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Twenty six thousand and five.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Well, you see, typically on a Wednesday night when the
weather is below seventy and school's already begun, all those
schools out because the computers are broken.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
At least my school's out because the computer.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Jackson says, twenty six oh five. I want to go
twenty oh seven to eight? All right, is my prediction
for tonight's game.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Did I just screw Jackson? Do price a right?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
No? Six?
Speaker 8 (23:02):
So you're doing research, make it count. Make your investigative process.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Means something twenty four to nine. Twenty four to nine hundred,
says kind of right? Middle, So text in? How about
is it easier Jackson to have people to text in
a number or should they pick one of our numbers?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I want actual numbers?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Okay? How many people will be announced as well? It's
tickets distributed?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
How many tickets will the Mariners distribute for tonight's game
against the San Diego Padres.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Closest to the pin wins?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
The para seats for the Sounders game on Sunday against
Kansas City Seahawks play at ten, Sounders go at four
thirty is that right, Jackson on Sunday afternoon. So you
watch the Seahawk game, goof around on town and watch
the Sounders, and knowing Jackson, who's got some contacts in
really high.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Places, they'll be really good seats the game.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
All right, So I'm gonna say twenty oh seven eight,
Dick says twenty four nine, Jackson, twenty six oh five.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Get that number in right now to Foine.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
We're just not gonna have any walk up. That's the thing.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
It's like, who's going to of all the games? Right
that you could just choose to go to? Who's going
to a game when it's the coolest day we've had
in I don't know three months. School's back in session.
It's for some people. My kids go back tomorrow, thank god.
(24:20):
So it is technically a school night. So somebody hacked this,
somebody hacked the school district.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
I don't know. It's just it just never ends.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
It's just it's like my frustration is like my frustration
as a Mariner.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That sounds like an excuse for somebody to not go
to work. You know what, Sorry, hacked. It can't go in,
not gonna go in. I can't serve Lasagnian Square shade.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
Now I think they have to. I'm pretty sure they're
gonna have to work later into June, so I don't
think they get free three days off.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
But who knows.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
But like, like I said, like, who's going to the
who's just walking up and saying, yeah, I want to
watch the Mariners play now after they're already out of
it playing the.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
He's got a Husky Sugar Bowl T shirt.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
He's wearing a Padres hat from like the nineteen eighties
that he's clearly had for about forty years. Did you
buy tickets last second for the game? Or if you
had tickets for a while, you bought Now I get
that about you guys. You guys going to night and
you've had tickets for two months?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
That I get.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Did anybody here in the bar buy tickets in the
last two days for this baseball game tonight?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Anybody? Nobody? Nobody. Would anybody have bought tickets in the
last two games if they knew what the hell was
gonna go on over there? Nobody? No, I'll say, no, nobody.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
That's why you're not gonna get a walk up tonight,
because nobody cares anymore except you would you be pissed
if they canceled the game.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
No, they would not be paced to cancel the game.
I mean, I'm not saying they're gonna win or get
the playoffs. I just think they got a better shot
than you guys. I mean, they're four and a half
games out, and I mean, I've done this whole songa game.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
They know you you know what I think about that.
Here was something we.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
Didn't talk about yesterday.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
As far as the Mariners go, Why the heck do
they move Julio to the leoff spot. He goes two
for five, they scored ten runs, and then they take
him out?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yes, because Dan Wilson is an idiot.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
That's what I like.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Dan wilbsy no idea, what it is Julio.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
Where he bats better than any other place in his career,
the leadoff spot. They move him there, he goes two
for five, they score ten runs, and yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Was a fun experiment.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Let's move road place back to the I don't know,
because they overthink stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Oh my, smarter than they really are. Because Jerry Depoter
runs the show. That's why. Because Jerry Depoter runs the show.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
If Dan Wilson was truly in charge of Jerry called
Dan and said, I don't give a damn do whatever
you want.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
What do you think? I mean, honestly, I'm not trying
to be a jerky.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
I think put him back in the leadoff spot. But
when you got a computer nerd up in his you know,
Ivory Castle pushing buttons on his how what's the name
of the computer from two thousand and one?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
How two thousand? Whatever the hell that was the name
of the computer? How something blah blah blah. When he's
talking to out, you should back him forth.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
It's like, how nine thousand? Here you go? How nine thousand?
All right? Nobody in the audience has any idea what
the hell we're talking about. That movie came out forty
years ago.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
This is the problem, right, that you got a guy
who is deciding everything for this baseball team.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Dan Wilson is not a dummy, He's not an idiot.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I mean, he goes with the hot I guarantee you,
Edgar Martinez what I've loved to have seen Julio Rodriguez
state in iliov spot. But I think we know more
than ever now that those decisions are talked about at
the top, and they should not be talked about. And
there's no manager in baseball that should be told on
a day to day basis, or even a weekly basis,
or even a season by season basis, where guys.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Should be hitting in the lineup.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
It's the manager's call, shut the hell up and let
him say it, which is and that doesn't exist.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Here, which is, on one hand, makes it so told, that.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Which makes it so unbelievable why they just would continue
to let this guy have his job.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
And then we go back to the facts of the matter.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Jerry Depoto is perfect for this ownership because Jerry Depoto
builds a competitive baseball team at a reasonable price. It
sounds like I'm doing an advertisement for like a car dealers.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Eu Haneo Swarz build a good car in a reasonable
right au Haaneo Suarez needed a triple for the cycle
for the Diamondbacks today. He didn't get the triple. Instead,
he just hit his second home run of the game
for Arizona. How about that four forty is the time
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Speaker 4 (01:41):
Texas Tech in North Texas.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Huh, Yes, you're going down to Pico. Yeah, I sure am. Wow,
out of.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
The broadcast booth.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
They're putting you back on the road. No, Pico is
in Los Angeles. Oh sorry, I thought there was Pico
Boulevard in a Pico Boulevard right in.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Los Angeles is named for the mayor Pa Pico was
original Mexican mayor well of Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
It's in the fox lot, your dumbassy, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Love? It is where Texas Tech. I thought you were
going to North Texas for some reason. This is Denton, Okay,
I got you. I guess there's there's a band I love,
or there's a band I love called Mountain Goats, which
really is just one guy and he has a song
called the best ever death metal band out of Denton. Okay,
do you want to hear it?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Sure? If you got.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The best ever death metal band out of Denton, may
we do have the Apple Cup Saturday, get the Civil
War on Saturday Notre Dame goes down. But don't you
want to hear the best ever death metal band out
of Denton? I think I do. I think I do
now by the Mountain Goats, the best ever death metal
band out of Denton, way more interesting than anything we had.
North Texas is in uh Denton, which is a short
(02:59):
drive from Dallas. And Uh they're named after Joe Green
who played there means Joe Green. Yeah, the me and Green.
They have a nice stadium too, because you know, Texas
a lot of money, a lot of money, a lot
of oil money. Here it is turn it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Out of Dent.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
There's a couple of guys you've been friendsis great.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
One was named Syrul, the other was Jeff Jeff.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
And they practiced twice a week in Jeff's bedroom. The
best ever dead metal band out of Dent.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Never settled on a name.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
This is before the Killers came out.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Of the top three contenders after after weeks of debates.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Figures and the Killers at the hospital bars come on.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Old.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It sounds like a dude making a demo tape for
his college dorm room. The whole albums like I Like It,
Turn it out, one of them gets put in a home.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Jeff and Cyrus believed in their hearts they were headed
for the stage.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Here jets fortune and fame.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So in script that made common in the use of a.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Pentagra, prominent use of the pictogram guitars with their names.
And this was how Cyrus got sends in the.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
School when he told him he'd never be famous.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
And this was why Jeff, in the letters he'd write
to his friend and health, developed a plan to get eaten.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
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Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm looking up for the text light and there's gonna
be there. It is one guy. Is this a sports
talk station talks sports?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That guy to bite my ass? Bite his ass? That's
about North Texas, Texas Tech. Right there, you go. All right, well,
if you want to watch, I'm an orthodox Christian. I'm
not into that same music, but I think it's an
interesting story. God, if you want to watch Petros called
North Texas, Texas from the Fox Wotton Pico on Saturday
FS one FS one, Oh tonight the game. Oh no,
(05:22):
it's in the song. Oh when's the game? No enough,
that's jeez, lost all control. I've lost all control. When
you punish a person for dreaming his dream, softy, don't
expect them to thank or forgive you. You remember that.
(05:43):
You can move on now. Oh lord, that's a catchy tune.
Yes there is.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I'm gonna check that out when I get back in
the car.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Download. There's some great songs on that whole album. God,
you know what the best part about that? You just
chewed up six minutes of this segment. Good work man,
entertaining your freaking listeners. Yeah, it's about time about the
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to you and I and beautiful Northgate, Washington. Yeah, next
time you're in town, we'll have you swing by and say, hello,
where is the area with all the hookers walking around?
That's uh, North Seattle Highway ninety nine, Aurora. Why you
want to go there? No? But you know it's interesting,
like you know how like there's TV shows like the
streaming series everywhere now and there's like, you know, ones
(06:33):
that are ten years old that people forgot about. And
all these different streaming platforms have all these different series,
and some of them are quite well made. The most
depressing series like where you don't think you can get
more depressing or more upsetting, and it does continually, is
based in Seattle. It's called The Killing is the most
depressing series I've ever It is depressing, and it's got
(06:58):
a lot of them hookers. You know they're out there, man,
They're still there. They've been there for a long time.
Next time you're in town, we can go check them
out if you want. Okay, Well, what do you want
to talk about? The Apple Cup Saturday? Okay, only on
this show would we transition from the prostitution on Highway
(07:20):
ninety nine to the Apple Cup on Saturday? Good lord,
Wazoo looks pretty good, except they're not throwing it for much.
You know, they're running around a whole bunch and Texas
techt got away from them up on the polouse, which
can happen, but not good. And where is this game
in Seattle? It's in lumen Field. Yeah, where the Hawks.
They're doing it over there like they used to. Yep,
(07:42):
I think, well, no, they did it one year because
Tusky Stadium was getting redone. Well, I've done Washington State
games there before. That's all I'm trying to say. Yeah,
you did one game there, Cougars play state game. I
did Washington versus Portland State there. Make your mouth be quiet.
So I don't know about Washington at all. How did
(08:04):
it go? You beat Weaver State, way to go? They
beat Weaver, They beat Eastern Michigan. Okay, yeah, Will Rogers
five touchdowns, no pick. So far, looking pretty good. Probably
pretty pretty vanilla with the offense so far. Yeah, I
got nothing. I got nothing. You got got my tear
and a bunch of angry koops that want to take
it out on you. And it'll be the toughest opponent
you played yet. And maybe that's why you should have
(08:26):
played somebody a little bit better than the first two
teams you played. But they had to play. Well, those
games are already scheduled. Man, what are you gonna do?
Probably saying look what it did for USC to beat LSU.
And they sat there trying to get out of that
game all summer. And they turned around now and they
got the chest puffed out. Why are you talking so fast?
(08:47):
Are you on something? No? USC evalu ate my week.
USC did try and get out of that game. Yes,
And I bet if you went. I bet if no
one remembers that if you went to Lincoln Riley the
Friday before the game and said, hey, you got one
chance you want to get out? Hey, ye, sign me up. Oh,
(09:09):
like price is right, you can get out now. Then
they go out and beat them the hell man. Well,
and they looked good, you know, they tackled and they
looked solid. Again. They didn't look like Notre Dame. You know,
they believed the hype about themselves. Hey, I met that coach,
that fat guy, the coach Hammock. I did one of
theirs way back, Thomas Hammock. Yeah, Thomas Hammock. I met
him at a fat guy Lincoln. Jeez, man, come on,
(09:35):
I met him at Lincoln, Okay, like at a bar or.
I did an NIU, Nebraska, GA. And it was interesting.
The hotel in Lincoln had a bar in it and
it was just called the Miller high Life Bar, and
it was sponsored by Miller and it had that chick,
you know, the girl on the swing. Yeah, you know
(09:56):
what I'm saying, Champagna beers lady. Not really. They had
a big fing her sitting there, and I was like, Wow,
this is classy. I like it. Miller Highlight, like a
like like a like a wax museum type thing or no. No,
it was like a bar. But the bar, like if
the theme of like a bar like Sharki's is like
a shark. The theme of this bar was Miller Highlight.
I got it. I got a glassy way in a
(10:16):
Nebraska hotel. I'm dragging you by the way.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Like.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
One of the worst steaks I ever had in my
life was in Nebraska, Omaha, Lincoln. We're there for the
ninety eight. They kicked our ass like fifty five to
seven whatever, and it was I think the place is
called Misty's. I don't know her. Misty's and Lincoln make
me responsible for it. And everybody always said the best
steaks in the world, man, the best beef is in Nebraska.
(10:40):
I thought it tasted like, well, I'm sorry, softy, that's
not my responsibility. Totally honest with you. I said to
the guy, I'd rather be a Sizzler than this place.
Hear that, I said, Sisler, Sisler, stage salad, Sizzler, thank you. Well. Look,
Wazoo's got a guy named Chris Hudson. You know who
Chris is? The running back? Nope, the wide receiver. Yeah,
(11:02):
but he runs around tramp. Hey, you want to talk
about North Texas. You want to talk about Texas Tech?
You want to talk about Baron Martin And if Tash
he is gonna play, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Texas Tech looked terrible last week.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I know, God, they'll have to call the game.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
What happened to Texas Tech football?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Man? I don't know. They weren't that bad last year.
They had some injury. Moly. They got a great back,
but he and he didn't play. That might be part
of it. They have a real NFL back. God, and
I don't know why these NFL backs go to these
air raid teams, Like, what are we doing? Anyway? Taj
Brooks is his name, So if he plays, I like
their chances against the mean Green since you're asking me.
(11:45):
Oh god, And by the way, if you noticed the
linus with your your guy in Pittsburgh, he's hurt right
backup quarterback? Oh, he's the backup. I thought he was hurt.
Did just he is hurt?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
But did you see what he did last Sunday?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
What did he do? He's inactive?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Is Kate's there?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
By the way, Yeah, Kate's is here right now. Ask
Kates if he knows what Russell Wilson did during the games? Kates.
He is also shrugging his shoulders. Oh, he doesn't know.
He was inactive for the game and he came out
in full uniform and iblack, welcome to my happy place.
And he was in active like Jameis Winston did that
one game where he wasn't supposed to play.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Did he do that too?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Remember that? A gimbofisher?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Like what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Who does that?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean, what's the reaction from the sideline? If you
got a guy, don't sit here and try to get
me to call him out when all you did in
the years was wash his balls.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
That's not true because.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
He won your Super Bowl and you washed his sack.
That's not true. We got on him pretty good towards
the end.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Poe.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, yeah, we played some good sound. Oh god, we
got out him towards the end. What's the reaction though,
if a guy is inactive and he's got full pads
and EyeBlack on. Yeah, I mean it's like when the
cable guy, you know, he got the full he look
at me. Remember the cable guy when he's got his
wristbands and his head bands and he's running the lines
out there freaking out? Oh god, I guess. I mean.
(13:15):
I used to hear stories Paul Hackett, our old coach
when I was at S. He told the stories about
a linebacker for the forty nine ers back in the
day when he was an assistant there who used to
come down on game day in his full uniform. They'd
have the full uniform in the hotel for him and
he'd literally come down for the pregame meal with his
helmet on, yep, and like stick his eggs like through
(13:37):
the face mask in the fork. So you know, it
takes all kinds, but yeah, full on tool is what
I would say. Uh, Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame. How long
does he last? Well, I mean they just beat eying
them you know. I mean that looked great and every
once in a while this happens to Notre Dame. This
morning on the radio, I was like, doesn't this happen
(13:57):
every day every year to Notre Dame? And bring Quinn
was like, oh, it seems like that, but no, it's
not the case. They lost to Marshall like five years.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
But what Brady Quinn sounds like to me?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I like Brady too, But uh yeah, that's really bad.
But again I met that coach and they needed to
have like that fat guy going ninety yards. They needed
one play like that, like a play in the game
that just wasn't supposed to happen. And they got that.
They got They got their seven points that way on
a big explosive. I think it was a pass to
(14:33):
a running back. And I don't know what happened to
Notre Dame. They had that drive and they probably had
a big exhale and coach and I U under that
spelt coach Hammock. They had the biggest win in their history.
Good for them, I thought, I you had that quarterback Lynch,
remember that white running quarterback they had for a while,
(14:54):
and they went to that BCS game and uh, and
or the New Year six game or whatever against or
of State and got killed. Jordan, remember that CFL guy? Now, hey,
I about cats pulled out the CFL. I pulled that
out myself. What are you talking about? That's pretty damn good?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
What else? I don't know? I'm I I'm out of
guess I'm just That's what I was going to talk about, Dion.
I actually have the story right in front of me. God,
I'm losing my mind. Man, you're old and you're more
into dogs. Oh this is Shabdur's rap song. Have you
heard this? No, sounds like he says the ED word,
but he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Do you have seen your moments like me? Only because
of the marijuana.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Here we go, they.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Shine. It's never pass it on every down and we
played real line. But guess nay can stay shunned like this.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
It's never.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Has a clums never hot around by climbs off. I
got that new maypack. What you know about that dog.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
For a sun?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
What they pay Pa Raman Grady.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Quit guaranteed me today that Colorado State would be destroyed
by Colorado? Whose song is this? Shiloh? That all right?
Because you saw Shiloh is going to be out for
a few weeks. And then Dion came out and said,
I've never seen anything like it, the healing ability of
my son. Yeah, he broke his heart.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
What I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You want my analysis of this game? No, well I'll
tell you, dude. I broke I broke the and I
threw my I threw my support behind the team here.
I texted j Norvel yesterday. I texted him. I texted
him go rams. Oh he texted me back. Thank you, Petros,
(17:27):
mister big time. So you keep that phone number when
you get the back at the Necker, still shine and
you keep that in mind. Oh, thank god when you're
watching the Rocky Mountain showdown in Port Collins, Bitch, I
got nothing left for you, man. Okay, I'm tired, I'm all,
I'm out of gas. Well, haven't seen your moments all
over the place. Maybe Kevin Harlan will put you on
(17:47):
his back and run you out of there like a
Lieutenant Dan. He'll be on the air at five o'clock tonight.
Kevin will not Lieutenant Dan. No, you're Lieutenant Dan, and
he's gonna run you out of the jungle out at
five and that was Bubba. That was Bubba and Forrest.
Forrest ran everybody out of the jungle. Bubba died though.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, Bubba died later he oh, Bubba died.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, you're right. He ran Bubba out and Bubba died
there in Nam in the jungle. Lieutenant Dan lost his legs.
He had like astronaut legs. Remember when he got all
mad at that hooker because his didn't work? Call him stupid?
All right, we gotta go how far with North Texas
(18:35):
and Texas? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
So many talk about my Texas?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
What's talking a week?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Petros with us every week?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Kevin Harlington five right here on ninety three to three KJRFM.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Live from the R and R Foundation Specialists Broadcast Studio.
Now back to Softie and Dick on your Home for
the Huskies and the Creek in Sports Radio ninety three
point three kJ r FM.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
All right, getting a lot of text about the Petros segment.
By the way, that was different. This segment sucks, you
guys stick, this segment's great. Play it again.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You guys are horrible, you guys are awesome. I hate Petros,
I love Petros. That's pretty much what it looks like
at four nine, four to five one. So what you think?
What'd you think of the last segment? Four nine, four
to five one. Dick and Jackson hated it. I love it.
I love the randomness. I think we got four hours
to break down the Mariners and Poddres and the Seatowks
and Patriots on Sunday, give us your top fifteen things
(19:50):
we're looking forward to with the Apple Cup on Saturday,
I think we go off the rails a little bit
and have some fun, screw around with the audience, piss
people off, mess with people's brains, kind of just get
everybody on tilt.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
You know me, man, I'm all for that.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
I'd say at least eighty percent of the time, I
really like the Petros sign.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
That was eighty percent of the time. It works all
the time.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
That was that was one of the twenty percent there
was just like, I love the randomness.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
But then like it.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
You know they're gonna tell Petros next week that you
didn't like the segments.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Fine, I've got his reaction here. Screw off, Dick.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
I don't think he'll care.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That's what he'll say. Oh, he'll tell you to go
up sex with yourself. That's what he'll do on.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Next week's show, but normally I do like it.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Four nine four five one last segment Petros thumbs up,
thumbs down. Uh, hey, how about we play a little
KP here lit KP? All right, just for giggles. I mean,
I don't have any prizes today. I'm not offering you
idiots prizes?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Prizes? Should we?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Should we offer the listening audience? Aprise?
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
What about?
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
How about Jackson?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
If you get a pair of tickets for the Sporting
Kansas City game on Sunday?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Sure I can? Can you do that? You're sporting and
they stink? Right? Kansas City is not good?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Okay, Well, how are we going to keep track of this?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
We're doing tonight's game or the Apple Cup for the attendance,
which one tonight?
Speaker 8 (21:10):
Well, we could do one of each, right, we do
Tonight's game and then like on Friday show, we can
do the Apple Well.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I just want to make sure that we get the
winner the tickets, because if we ask someone to keep
track of a contest on Saturday, nobody's doing it.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
I'm either of you, and there'stday tonight.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
There's no way Jackson's doing a great point So your
question off the year was how many people be in
a So this is not attendance, it's always tickets distributed
whatever the number on it, which you know is one
of my pet peeves, like just you know what, it's
twenty twenty four. We can watch people from like satellite
dishes ten thousand miles away, but we can't tell you
(21:48):
how many people.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Are in the stands.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Right, That's fair because the number of tickets distributed will
always be bigger than the number of people that.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Are in the stands.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Unless you have like five thousand people sneak in, it's
never gonna happen. So teams are I'm constantly lying to
you when it comes to how many people are the game.
So the question Jackson was how many What will be
the number announced tonight for the Mariner Padre game?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Okay, how many will that be?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I have a number in mind, but it was something
I want to keep private until you guys go.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Dick, you want to go first, No, I'm doing research
on it, doing research on this, nerd.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
What are you doing? Holy crap, be fully prepared before
I give my just pull a number out of your ass.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Wrong with you research? I'll pull the number, and I'll
just say twenty six thousand and five.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Twenty six thousand and five.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Well, you see, typically on a Wednesday night when the
weather is below seventy and school's already begun, all those
schools out because the computers are broken.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
At least my school's out because the computer.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Jackson says, twenty six oh five. I want to go
twenty oh seven to eight? All right, is my prediction
for tonight's game.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Did I just screw Jackson? Do price a right?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
No? Six?
Speaker 8 (23:02):
So you're doing research, make it count. Make your investigative process.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Means something twenty four to nine. Twenty four to nine hundred,
says kind of right? Middle, So text in? How about
is it easier Jackson to have people to text in
a number or should they pick one of our numbers?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I want actual numbers?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Okay? How many people will be announced as well? It's
tickets distributed?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
How many tickets will the Mariners distribute for tonight's game
against the San Diego Padres.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Closest to the pin wins?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
The para seats for the Sounders game on Sunday against
Kansas City Seahawks play at ten, Sounders go at four
thirty is that right, Jackson on Sunday afternoon. So you
watch the Seahawk game, goof around on town and watch
the Sounders, and knowing Jackson, who's got some contacts in
really high.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Places, they'll be really good seats the game.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
All right, So I'm gonna say twenty oh seven eight,
Dick says twenty four nine, Jackson, twenty six oh five.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Get that number in right now to Foine.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
We're just not gonna have any walk up. That's the thing.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
It's like, who's going to of all the games? Right
that you could just choose to go to? Who's going
to a game when it's the coolest day we've had
in I don't know three months. School's back in session.
It's for some people. My kids go back tomorrow, thank god.
(24:20):
So it is technically a school night. So somebody hacked this,
somebody hacked the school district.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
I don't know. It's just it just never ends.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
It's just it's like my frustration is like my frustration
as a Mariner.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That sounds like an excuse for somebody to not go
to work. You know what, Sorry, hacked. It can't go in,
not gonna go in. I can't serve Lasagnian Square shade.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
Now I think they have to. I'm pretty sure they're
gonna have to work later into June, so I don't
think they get free three days off.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
But who knows.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
But like, like I said, like, who's going to the
who's just walking up and saying, yeah, I want to
watch the Mariners play now after they're already out of
it playing the.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
He's got a Husky Sugar Bowl T shirt.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
He's wearing a Padres hat from like the nineteen eighties
that he's clearly had for about forty years. Did you
buy tickets last second for the game? Or if you
had tickets for a while, you bought Now I get
that about you guys. You guys going to night and
you've had tickets for two months?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
That I get.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Did anybody here in the bar buy tickets in the
last two days for this baseball game tonight?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Anybody? Nobody? Nobody. Would anybody have bought tickets in the
last two games if they knew what the hell was
gonna go on over there? Nobody? No, I'll say, no, nobody.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
That's why you're not gonna get a walk up tonight,
because nobody cares anymore except you would you be pissed
if they canceled the game.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
No, they would not be paced to cancel the game.
I mean, I'm not saying they're gonna win or get
the playoffs. I just think they got a better shot
than you guys. I mean, they're four and a half
games out, and I mean, I've done this whole songa game.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
They know you you know what I think about that.
Here was something we.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
Didn't talk about yesterday.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
As far as the Mariners go, Why the heck do
they move Julio to the leoff spot. He goes two
for five, they scored ten runs, and then they take
him out?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yes, because Dan Wilson is an idiot.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
That's what I like.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Dan wilbsy no idea, what it is Julio.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
Where he bats better than any other place in his career,
the leadoff spot. They move him there, he goes two
for five, they score ten runs, and yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Was a fun experiment.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Let's move road place back to the I don't know,
because they overthink stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Oh my, smarter than they really are. Because Jerry Depoter
runs the show. That's why. Because Jerry Depoter runs the show.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
If Dan Wilson was truly in charge of Jerry called
Dan and said, I don't give a damn do whatever
you want.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
What do you think? I mean, honestly, I'm not trying
to be a jerky.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
I think put him back in the leadoff spot. But
when you got a computer nerd up in his you know,
Ivory Castle pushing buttons on his how what's the name
of the computer from two thousand and one?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
How two thousand? Whatever the hell that was the name
of the computer? How something blah blah blah. When he's
talking to out, you should back him forth.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
It's like, how nine thousand? Here you go? How nine thousand?
All right? Nobody in the audience has any idea what
the hell we're talking about. That movie came out forty
years ago.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
This is the problem, right, that you got a guy
who is deciding everything for this baseball team.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Dan Wilson is not a dummy, He's not an idiot.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I mean, he goes with the hot I guarantee you,
Edgar Martinez what I've loved to have seen Julio Rodriguez
state in iliov spot. But I think we know more
than ever now that those decisions are talked about at
the top, and they should not be talked about. And
there's no manager in baseball that should be told on
a day to day basis, or even a weekly basis,
or even a season by season basis, where guys.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Should be hitting in the lineup.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
It's the manager's call, shut the hell up and let
him say it, which is and that doesn't exist.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Here, which is, on one hand, makes it so told, that.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Which makes it so unbelievable why they just would continue
to let this guy have his job.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
And then we go back to the facts of the matter.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Jerry Depoto is perfect for this ownership because Jerry Depoto
builds a competitive baseball team at a reasonable price. It
sounds like I'm doing an advertisement for like a car dealers.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Eu Haneo Swarz build a good car in a reasonable
right au Haaneo Suarez needed a triple for the cycle
for the Diamondbacks today. He didn't get the triple. Instead,
he just hit his second home run of the game
for Arizona. How about that four forty is the time
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