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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:29):
I'm with you?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh okay?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I thought I was going to get nobody. It's only
one game, and uh look, Denver could end up winning
in five, but the Timberwolves are getting five and a
half against the Nuggets coming up tonight in Game two.
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Speaker 1 (01:00):
MAVs close out the Clippers.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't know if anybody realized, anybody watched, or anybody
cared that was on a Friday night. Cavs close out
the Magic yesterday. That was a lot of fun. I
was crazy back and forth there, and too much Spider
Mitchell there. Donovan Mitchell was wonderful. Paolo ban Carol, you
probably don't watch games. He is a wonderful player, and
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he's one of those every single night, but you're not
watching Orlando highlights. And Franz Wagner went one for fifteen.
Cost them that game. But the Magic, you know they
might pick up somebody in the off season. First of all,
they better pick up a three point shooter or two,
and you know they could be a force to be
reckoned with here in coming years. Timberwolves win Game one
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at Denver, and that had a lot to do with
ant Man who went for forty three. I won the
Kentucky Derby Mystic Dan eighteen to one underdog and a
wild Tom Brady roast last night. We have touched on
some of the lines that were in there. Eli Manning
wasn't there now. I don't know what kind of conflict
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was going on that he couldn't go there. I would
have paid my own way if I'm Eli Manning, and
I would have brought with me two super Bowl trophies,
and I would have just walked in. I would have
done a cameo if I'm Eli and I'm trying to
find out with the producers. If Eli, I'm sure he
was invited. Peyton was there, but why Eli couldn't go?
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But if you walk in and just even interrupt the festivities,
just say, you know, hey, I'm just just passing through
Los Angeles and he's got his Super Bowl trophies with him,
and he puts him up on the dais and he.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Just walks off. Tom, I'm gonna let you look at these.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
This is as close as you are going to get
to those Super Bowls that I won against you.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
But I need him back. Tom.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I would have had Eli, some way, shape or form,
come in there and drop the hammer. All right, old question.
Let's recap hour one and head into hour two.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, hour one, we got a bunch of them up there.
Who do you want advancing from the east? Right now,
thirty nine percent of the audience have the Knicks. Calves
are in last place. We've got who do you want
advancing from the West? Timberwolves running away with that one
fifty percent of the vote of the four options there
Thunder finishing last, and then Todd sent this one over.
The Tom Brady roast was simply fabulous or no thanks,
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not for me, fifty nine percent of the audience saying
simply fabulous.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I thought it was I thought it was entertaining.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It was too long, but it's cringey, and I'm not
a cringey guy, like watching Curb Your Enthusiasm. As much
as I love what Larry David has done with Seinfeld
in Curb, it still gets cringey, and I'm never comfortable
watching a lot of that. And this was three hours
of cringey and Tom getting roughed up there by his friend.
(03:55):
I'm gonna put that in parentheses his friends. I just
don't know how you in that, and then you just
go on your merry way. If you say to Julian
Edelman and Grant, Hey, what do you say we go
get dinner?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I don't there's a little truth in every bit of kidding.
I was always told.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That, and it seems like Tom did pretty well taking
all the slings and arrows. The only problem he had
was when Jeffrey Ross had the massage joke about Robert Kraft.
That's the thing that bothered in. I'm thinking, man, there's
a lot of other things you want to be upset about.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Now. I've been roasted before.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
This is years ago in Chicago and we had Rick
Riley was there. I mean, we had a lot of
people up on the Dais Olympic Swimmer deritory.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Do you remember Rick Riley? Yeah, you remember Rick Riley,
really good writer, Sports Illustrated. It's just turned into a
Rick Riley rose.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
No no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So you're up there and you know we'll take their
shots at you. But a lot of times what happens
at a roast is you start making fun of the
other roasters there, and which is good. I was fine
with that, but you had a lot of people saying
a lot of different things, and at your expense, and
then you're supposed to go, okay, everything's good, and then
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you forget about it. I don't know how many years ago.
Is that twenty five years ago?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Paulie that was I think that was two thousand and four.
Rich Eisen was the host. Yeah, Rick Riley, Kyle Turley the.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Football player, so manly, so burly. He did very well.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Sean McBride, the actor, Yes, from what I recall, as
I was into it a couple of drinks. You asked
me to get the tapes and destroy them afterwards. Yes,
because I was worried about some people's careers. It was
not broadcast live. It was a private event.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yes, And that's a good thing because there were some
lines right off the bat that I was worried about
some people and if those got out because I was
worried because there was some stuff said, and then you're like,
I don't think that person wants that out now. There
was no social media at the time. I just can't imagine.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't know what they compensated Brady with with Netflix.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I'm guessing many dollars, like a partnership or someeah.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Or maybe they're going to do more of these, and
then you know, Tom Brady presents the Peyton Manning roast,
Tom Brady presents the Derek Jeter roast, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't know where it goes from here. As far
as they saw it, it was successful. But you have
to get somebody that you want to see roasted. Do
you want to see Derek Jeter get roasted? What a
gift basket? How many gift basket jokes, yes, Todd, Yeah,
(06:52):
it doesn't seem like.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
There's a lot there.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
He's so private and so how much ammunition can you have?
It just seems like there's not enough material to get
jetter from.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I have to be willing to allow somebody to do it,
like would a Rod do it. You have to be
able to laugh at yourself. Yeah, I don't think a
Rod could do that. Doesn't seem like any No, but
narcissistic enough to go, Yeah, they want to roast me,
You're like, no, you don't want that to happen, Yes, Paulie.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Some of the worst ones I ever saw. Alec Baldwin
was getting roasted to the actor and his kids were
in the audience, and half the jokes were about how
his relationship with his kids. I mean, as awkward as
it gets. Eli Manning, who was not at the roast,
everyone wanted him there. He did post a tweet this
morning quote from Eli Manning quote, I thought about attending
the roast to Tom Brady last night, but I did
not want to roast him for the third time.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh okay, now day, I'll accept that. Judges. The judges
will accept that. What's poll question for hour two.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
See no coun good grief.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Well, I was going to do a although I hate this,
but did Tom Brady admit to deflate Gate?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yes, but I don't care. I mean, I already know
he deflated the footballs or somebody did. It's a silly rule.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
The problem The whole thing was is he lied. That's it.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
That's what bothered the Commissioner of the most But the
fact they spent twenty million dollars to investigate that, and
then you know, Belichick and Brady sort of parted ways
with that, Belichick basically saying, I can't help you. Sorry,
you're on your own. But yeah, I think you know.
Here's here's Tom last night had a joke about deflate game.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
The NFL spent twenty million dollars and found that it
was more probable than not that I was.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Generally aware that someone may have deflated my footballs.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You could have just given me the twenty million and
I just told you I did it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I guess he's having fun acknowledging it, But I mean,
I don't care. I remember when Aaron Rodgers was on
the show and he said I over in flate football's
and nobody cared because over and flate gate doesn't sound
as good as deflate gate. Like nobody cared, and then
(09:13):
all of a sudden, Tom Brady's doing it, then everybody cares.
Whatever the Patriots did, we somehow cared more because you
knew it could be the reason why they win a
super Bowl or help them win a Super Bowl. With
Aaron Rodgers, it was like, oh, okay, he likes them,
you know, over inflated. I got big hands, is what
he told me. I like it when the football is overinflated.
(09:36):
Nobody cared. They didn't have somebody whose nickname was the
over inflator. Hey you got a guy named the over inflator.
It's just a coincidence. Yeah, Paul, I.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Don't think i've ever seen it reported that the NFL
spent twenty million.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I didn't know that'station.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
But if that is true, Brady's not the one who
looks bad. Yeah, the NFL looks like dopes. That's embarrassing.
By the way, Ja Kidd has just signed a multi
year contract extension with the MAVs. This comes just days
after ESPN's Dave mcmanhamon reported that Jason Kidd's name had
been mentioned as a potential candidate for the Lakers. So
(10:17):
Darvin ham gets fired and ty Lou is going to
get a contract extension with the Clippers.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
He was up for that.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Jason Kidd was up for it, and he's going to
get a contract extension. So you get an extension, and
you get an extension. And this is his third season
in Dallas, and he led his team to the divisional
title in two of his last three seasons. He has
coached the team to at least fifty.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Wins in Dallas. And now they got Oklahoma City.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yes, Paul, Yeah, this is almost rhetorical of the agent
for Jason Kidd. Does he start the rumor or is
he the beneficiary of the rumor for that his client
is looking at the Lakers or being looked at by
the Lakers.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
If I don't know how it got out, how it
got started. But if I'm an agent, do I call
Dave mcmanhamon and say, hey, give you a heads up
here that you know Jason is you know, would consider
going to the Lakers, or you know he he's being
looked at or whatever it might be.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't know how you present that where if I'm
the reporter that I don't go, I'm probably going to
get used here. And then you go to the team
and you say, oh, you know, by the way, we're
I just found out that Jason Kidd would be interested
in coaching the Lakers if the price is right.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I don't know how that works, but I'm sure it does.
The games people play a couple of phone calls in
here Chris in Texas. Hey, Chris, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (11:45):
I just wanted to call and compare the Nuggets. Okay,
so you said they were they were efficient. It kind
of reminds me of the Patriots dynasty and building the
uh the system around Brady and how no matter what
pieces they put around Joker maintained the efficiency that they have.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Well, that's what I would do.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean, but they have a young team, I mean,
Jamal Murray, Aaron Gordon, Michael Porter Junior. I just worry
about their bench.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They're not as deep as they were last year, and
I think because of that they become vulnerable here.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, Marsh, I do.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Want to push back on a call a little bit.
It's going to be hard to replace Jamal Murray if
he ever leaves.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, but they got him for a few more years.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
No, but he was just saying, it's just a bunch
of pieces around Joker. No, no, no, no, no, no,
don't say that. Jamal Murray is the guy that I
fear more than Joker.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Fourth quarter and we were talking about that first hour.
There's certain players like ant Anthony Edwards. I would fear
him in the fourth, Jalen Brunson, I'd fear him in
the fourth, Donovan Minchell, I'd fear him in the fourth, Kyrie,
I'd finish him.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I would fear him in the fourth.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I don't fear Jason Tatum. I haven't seen Shay Gilgas
be that killer yet, but you know he might morph
into that. But there's there's probably five guys right now
where you go, you know, deep into the game look out,
and I would include Luca in there. But Kyrie is
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the guy that just feels he's hit one of the
biggest shots in NBA history, and he's had a really
good year, played well on I mean typical Kyrie plays
well on Friday night close out game and not really
any reaction to too. Hey, Kyrie had a wonderful game. Yeah, okay,
but they beat the Clippers.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
See, it's weird that he's like the X factor or
something like a yeah, but hey, don't forget Kyrie can
turn a game around or something where he's supposed to
be the focal point, not the but don't forget guy.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah. Doyle in Texas, Hi Doyle, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 10 (13:54):
Hey, good morning, Thanks for taking my call. Chance got two.
Speaker 11 (13:58):
Best of the weekend if you like raising.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
There are two dramatic finishes this weekend with the Kentucky
Derby or four horses coming out of the turn, bang,
banging and pushing, shoving off of each other, and Mystic
Dan winning by a nosehair. And then yesterday at Kansas
you had four cars coming out of the turn, pushing
and banging off of each other and Kyle Larson winning
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by a code of paint.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
That was great.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Great photo finishes there, like true photo finishes. Jonathan in
South Carolina, Hi, Jonathan, Hey, how are you.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Doing sam Things? Were taking my call?
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Had a question? Uh from Friday Show, Fritzy. I believe
picked Mystic.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Dan, yes, and you all made fun of him.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
So I'm here to pitch for Fritzy that he gets
to choose me Friday this Friday.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, he only picked Mystic Dan because of my name,
and he was sucking up to me. If it was
Mystic Timmy, he would not have picked Mystic Timmy Timmy, No,
you don't. But if you want to pick meat Friday time,
Jonathan wants you to be able to pick meet Friday.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Would you like to do that? You want the pressure
of that time?
Speaker 7 (15:07):
I think I can handle it.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You want to scrutiny I can't handle the truth.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I think I can. I think I can.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, then you're you're gonna pick You're not cooking. I
will not ruin the meal by yes, but I'll let
you pick meat Friday. Yes.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
My horse finished dead last last dead last.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah. Yeah, and they're off.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
And just a touch, just a touch outside, not even.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Close, just a touch outside the winter certain Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I want to know the number of people who bets
strictly on the name of a horse, because I had
five people right before the start of the race. Hey,
I'm picking you and I'm going Paul, why are you
texting me? I'm taking mixed Mystic Dan uh and I
have a relative and Denver Ellen sends me an note,
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I'm picking Mystic Dan, and then Mystic Dan wins and
they go, I told you so. I'm like, I don't
have anything to do with this horse other than they
named it Mystic Dan.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
All right, let me take a break. More phone calls
coming up.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Drew Bledsoe was there on the Dais with the Roast
with Tom Brady last night and they sandwiched him in
between two of the great comedians in the world and
roasters Kevin Hart and Nicki Glazer, and Bledsoe held his own.
We'll talk to Drew coming up next here on the
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What's the pole question for hour or two? Uh, I'm
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gonna go with the defleet gate? Did Tom Brady admit
to Defleet King?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay? What you guys? I told you that I think
he did. What about you?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
See, I think he was saying, if you gave me
twenty million dollars, I'd admit that I did pretty much anything.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
What about you, Todd?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
I took it exactly that way, that that was not
an admittance of anything.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh okay, Marv. Did you think Brady admitted to the
fleet King? I do? Okay, Paulie, what about you? It's
kind of a little bit.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
I think he admitted to it decades ago, decade ago
by actions afterwards and his nonchalantness about it is like
we all know I did it, and we all know
it's not a big deal. So yes he admitted it again.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Okay, okay, Yeah, I got that feeling that, you know,
we like it's past its due date and the expiration date, Like, yeah,
I can make fun of this a little bit and
did last night, poking fun but really poking fun at
the commissioner spending twenty million If that's true, I'd never
seen a dollar figure attached to that, that twenty million
(18:31):
dollars to investigate the fleet gig? What did they get
out of that? That they're not afraid to stand up
to the biggest name in sports. They're going to protect
the shield no matter what. Again, yeah, again, of course
they are. Let me see, Cadillac in Arkansas is back
Cadillac at at that gang.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
How are you.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
I'm right to call him back? Uh, I'll just hold
to let you know that I just had the experience
of a lifetime. I was in the Honor Marie entourage,
and the walkover from the from the stable to the
paddock and then from the paddock to the owner suite
was I don't even remembered. It was freaking crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, I'm telling everybody that I'm going with, Honor Marie,
because a listener is going to be part of, you know,
the entourage with that horse.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
And then you let me down.
Speaker 11 (19:22):
Cadillac, Hey, did you did you see the start that
he got out of the gate? He got the finger
around the jockey, got knocked out of the irons and
around the corner with the one leg in the iron. Uh,
and the finished state they finished finished all. Uh. But
he will be into Belmont as far as I know.
He came out of everything healthy and cleaned. And uh
(19:44):
when he wins to Bellmont, I'll send you an Honor
Marie hat.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Okay, that'll be nice. I appreciate that, Cadillac. Glad he
had a great weekend. Drew Bledzell got reintroduced to America
last night the Tom Brady Roast, and uh, here is
one of his better lines.
Speaker 13 (20:00):
But you know, you have more rings than I do.
But I've experienced a couple of things that you will
never experience. You know, the feeling of being the number
one overall draft pick in the NFL and a twenty
eighth wedding anniversary.
Speaker 14 (20:18):
It was yesterday.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Ouch, that was such a good payoff. You paused appropriately
you did great there. How nervous were you?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
You know?
Speaker 15 (20:34):
You know the funny thing, Dan, A lot of people
ask me that going into the things, you can be
a lot of people watching, Like, you know what, I
speak in public all the time. I never prepare anything. Ever,
so I was more prepared for that one than I
than I'd been for speaking in public for quite a while.
But it was it was still it made me go first, man,
(20:54):
I was a sacrificial lamb. I had to go u
through and try to make everybody else feel comfortable.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
All right, tell me about rehearsal. How much rehearsal?
Speaker 13 (21:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
And is Brady involved in rehearsal?
Speaker 15 (21:04):
No, he was not there, man, I we uh, I
think there were a lot of us. I showed up
very very late for rehearsal. I had a wine deal
up and wall, wall, and so I got there at
the very end, so nobody got to hear anybody else's
material before before the whole thing started. And uh yeah,
So we just got up and kind of read through,
read through the script that we put together.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
And that was kind of it. But it was uh, man,
it was it was fun though. Man, it was funny
as well.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
What was it like though, was somebody writing jokes for you?
And you know Brady's He's gonna still take it like
you're saying this about him even though somebody's helping you
write these jokes.
Speaker 15 (21:42):
Well, the truth is it was mostly my material. Uh
we we we worked with we worked with the and
so I'll own it. I'm not I'm not passing this
off on anybody else.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Now. We uh we went back and forth with the writers.
Speaker 15 (21:56):
But you know, the funny thing is a lot of
the stuff that they sent me we ended up throwing
out and uh given other people and we we did
mostly our on material.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Well I like that. I like that.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
But you know, the the anniversary line was awesome and
you waited after the applause before you, you know, drop
the hammer.
Speaker 15 (22:19):
Yeah, I mean, look, I mean it's I mean, the
truth is we're talking about Tom Brady, right there's you know,
you can't really make fun of his career.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You can't.
Speaker 15 (22:25):
You can't see you have to do you have to do.
You have to dig deep, you have to dig deep.
So uh uh, you know, I can't make fun of
him for not winning like nine super Bowls. So so
so we got to jump into the personal stuff. But uh, yeah,
that was pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
What was it like after the roast though, when everybody
said what they've said about Brady and then do you
get together?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Yeah, we had a little a little party, uh afterward
at the Forum.
Speaker 15 (22:53):
And then the reason my voice sounds like it does
right now is that after that we ended up at
the Comedy Store and uh yeah, we were in a
little private back room and Dave Chappelle got on stage,
so we didn't we didn't, we didn't. We didn't get
home until about three thirty in the morning. So yeah,
I'm on pretty short time, man. That's why I sound
(23:13):
a little rough as far.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, does Brady go up to people? And I mean,
how can you not take some of that personally?
Speaker 15 (23:22):
Yeah, you know, I mean, if you sign up for
a roast, you know, it's just like you know that
the gloves are coming off, you know. I was, I was,
I was a bit worried for him, and it got
a little rough. It got a little rough, but it's
kind of what you sign up for when you're gonna
do that. The funny thing though, is I was I
(23:43):
was talking with one of his, uh one of his
one of his people, and and she said she goes.
You know, his perspective is that this is nothing that
hasn't been said already, Like he's heard all of this stuff,
so he might as well just go out there in
public and make it funny, because if you can laugh
at it, then it doesn't hurt as bad.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Give me the joke that made you cringe.
Speaker 15 (24:04):
Oh jeez, man, there were so many, there were so many.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Let's see, I'm trying to think. Hold on, give me,
give me a give me a second.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
On a fire last night, Oh dude, Edelman.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Was on fire.
Speaker 15 (24:19):
Gronk was just you know, and I you know, we
all appreciate Gronk because he just he gets to just
be Gronk. And the funny thing is we're sitting up
there on the stage and we can see the telepropter
and Gronk was so far off script that we didn't know,
we didn't know, we did not know if he was
coming back, like he was out wandering in the wilderness.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
And uh, how real?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
How real is his what we see or how he's
treated or talked about, like, well, he Gronk, he played football.
Speaker 15 (24:49):
Oh he's done like a fox. I mean you know
that we can you know, you can all see through it.
I mean, he's the dude's really smart, works his ass off,
but he also understands that that's kind of his shtick, right.
So one thing I was worried about, I will be
honest about this until like just before the show. I
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thought that Thomas folks were going to be there, like
his mom was supposed to be sitting right in front
of the stage, and I was like, man, I mean,
it's all fun and games until you're looking at your
buddy's mom sitting right in front of you as you're
saying just this awful, awful stuff about him. But you know,
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Niki Lazer, she she's a trained killer. I told her.
I think she's like a Bond villain. You know, she's
really really pretty h and also just an assassin. So,
you know, so of that stuff was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
How was it with Belichick? Your interactions with him?
Speaker 15 (25:48):
You know, I mean Bill is Bill, and he's just
he is He's always He's always Bill like like, and
when you get him, know, when you get him out
of the office, you know he can he can actually
be pretty funny and pretty engaging. But man, he still
really really likes to talk about football, you know, even
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though he don't have a job, Like we had to
do this cold open deal with me and him and
Tommy had to go film this a little bit before
we before we did the show, and we end up
standing back there and we're just gonna have a conversation.
Next thing you know, we're breaking down defenses and talking
about college football programs. Like all right, dude, come on,
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you don't even have a football job right now, and
this is still all we're going to talk about.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
But now I thought it was it was cool.
Speaker 15 (26:39):
I didn't know he was sort of like a last minute,
last minute add you know, but it was great that
he was.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
There's phone.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Now are you playing golf today?
Speaker 6 (26:50):
I am playing golf.
Speaker 15 (26:51):
We got the Netflix is a joke golf attorney with
well either real Will Ferrell or Ron Bergen. I'm not
sure which one's gonna show up. And uh, you know,
Bill Burr and man, a whole bunch of the comedians
are gonna be there. So uh as soon as I
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you know, recover here just a little bit, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go tee it up and hopefully laugh at
a bunch of the famous comedians again today.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Anything we didn't see on TV that we should know
about from last night.
Speaker 15 (27:25):
Oh man, that I can tell you about ship, you know.
So I will tell you this. So my so, my
brother was down here with me. I love my brother.
He's funny as hell. He actually threw a couple jokes in.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
And for us.
Speaker 15 (27:42):
You know, after the show, I'm kind of tired, kind
of ready to go, And look sounds like all the
writers and the comedians are going to the comedy store.
We should go just in case something happens, right, And so,
uh yeah, last night we ended up sitting downstairs and
uh listening to Dave Chappelle do Dave Chappelle stuff. He
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just sat there on stage just riff him with the audience.
He didn't have a script, didn't have anything. So that
was freaking captivating.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
I will tell you.
Speaker 15 (28:16):
And she's gonna be really really mad at me, but
she just she's not listening to you right now. So
I'll tell you tell you the truth. My wife wrote
one of the jokes, which one I'm not telling. Then
then I would never get laid again if I told
you which joke. But yeah, we uh. She she threw
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one of the jokes in last night, which was pretty
funny to be able to tell people that my little
sweetheart of a wife, my cute little Catholic girl that
I married, actually slaved last night.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Well, have fun today. I think you need like a
bloody Mary or a transfusion.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
You need something.
Speaker 15 (29:01):
It's definitely gonna take something, Dan, dude, I'm rough, man,
I'm rough right now. And I know I sound like it.
I know I sound like it, but uh, you know,
I wasn't gonna not watch Dave Chappelle at three in
the morning at the comedy store last night.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
So well done, man, Thanks for joining us as always.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
All right, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
That's true, Bledsoe. We'mer number one overall pick one of
these celebrity roasters there. And it was nice because he's
probably one of the guys that got reintroduced to some
people because he's not an analyst. He's a winemaker and
I think still living in Washington, but be able to
go out there and rough up Tom a little bit
and did a good job. Not sure what joke his
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wife gave him, but I understand his logic there. Uh
Aaron in Pennsylvania, Hi, erin what's on your mind today?
Speaker 14 (29:52):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Dan?
Speaker 14 (29:53):
So I wanted to talk about a couple of things,
but I need to I need to tell you this first.
As soon as I got put on hold, I got
pulled over. And yeah, well and and so the officers
walking up to my car and I did the crime
and I've got I've got this, you know, the show
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on the background, and he he said, you know, do
you mind shutting off the car? And I said I.
I said, are are you a sports fan? And he
said yes. And I said, I've been on hold here
and with this show so many times, but I either
get cut off or I lose a signal. I said,
I know, I did what I did. And he went
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through a couple of things and he said, I have
a good day. Slow down, and I hope you get
on the shower officer built from the U State Highway
Patrol of Pennsylvania. I thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
All right.
Speaker 14 (30:53):
It's hard to go after that, but I want to
talk about Caitlin Clark because they had their season game
on Friday. They sold out. Now it's only like six
or seven thousand seats, but did you catch any of that?
And then the other thing, I looked at ticket prices,
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her ticket the games that she is gonna that the
Fever are playing, they are ten to fifteen times higher
than the regular regular tickets when they're not playing the Fever.
And I just wondered if you had any comment on that.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, and you're finding that some of these teams that
she's going to be playing against, they're trying to get
larger venues because of you know, the overwhelming response. And
I did watch some of her preseason game and I
thought that, you know, she might be a twenty point
scorer this year, but that she would focus on passing
more kind of ingratiate yourself to that lineup. So it's
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not about you because at Iowa she had the green
light and you could take thirty shots if you wanted to.
I think being a little bit more economical with the
shots that she takes.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Now, you want her to score.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
You don't want to take away her best weapon, but
I think she might her passing might stand out more
than her scoring.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, Marvin, Yeah, that pick and roll with Caitlin Clark
and Leah Boston is going to be deadly. It's going
to be Jamal Murray Jokic.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Like, well, it's going to be Stockton to Malone with
a better shooter than Stockton. Now she's she's going to
be able to do the pick and roll out further
if she wants to and make you pay. But a
Leah Boston. You know they got a great one two
punch there. All right, we'll take a break. More phone
calls coming up. My thoughts to Drew Bledsoe at a
quick turnaround from the Dave Chappelle stand up at the
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Comedy Store, todd did you play the Comedy Store?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I did?
Speaker 7 (32:44):
Actually I didn't play it well, but thanks to you,
I got an opportunity to get up there with some
of the famous comedians over the years that have been
at that venue. It's pretty it was pretty exciting.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Thank you, Tom.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
All right, we'll take a break back after this. Let's
go around the infield here. Best and worst of the weekend,
Toddle's start with you.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Best of the weekend.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Anthony Edwards leads the t Wolves past the Nuggets forty
three points, grabs home court advantage away from the defending champs.
Ant Man joins Kobe is the only other player in
the NBA postseason history with consecutive forty point performances at
age twenty.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Two or younger.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
His one hundred and nineteen points over the past three
playoff games, most by a t Wolves player over a
three game span in the team's postseason history. Worst of
the weekend the Maple Leafs. David Pasteneck scores less than
two minutes into ot helps the Bruins beat Toronto two
one game seven Saturday night. Boston has now eliminated the
Leafs in Game seven of the first round of the
playoffs three times in the past seven years. Yikes?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I have the Bruins have defeated the Maple Leafs in
seven straight postseason series, the last four of them coming
in seven games?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Okay? Did you say three?
Speaker 7 (33:45):
I said, yeah. Boston is limited the Leafs in game
seven of the first round three times in the past
seven years.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Is that not accurate? Okay?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Uh, I think your seventh straight is like historical.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Okay, the last four of them in seven games? I
think are we saying the same thing?
Speaker 11 (34:01):
Time?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
The last time Toronto beat Boston in a playoff series
with nineteen fifty nine. Also, the Stars eliminated the defendant
Stanley Cup champion Golden Knights in Game seven as well.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Seet O'Connor. Best and worst of the weekend. My best
of the weekend. Bruins eliminate the Maple Leaves in a
game seven overtime thriller postera DOACs overtime goal sends them
through Let's go. I don't watch a lot of hockey,
but that was a lot of fun. My worst of
the weekend. We've talked about it, but Kyrie has a
great performance on a Friday night where most people aren't
going to see it. Kind of hilarious moment though, is
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in the postgame interview, which I forget who he was
doing it with, but they're like, Kyrie, you put in
thirty points, Baul whatever this and that a really great
night from you or whatever. What did it take to
get the offense going? And he immediately says, you know,
I was playing defense at a really high level. Two,
and then he goes into sorry, I was playing defense
at a really high level too, but you know, he
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was just a great game. Thank my teammates for lifting
me up and what I've meant. I love that dude.
I get he's polarizing, but god is he always interesting.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
And it seems like the mAbs have been braced playing
defense Luca. Luca points out that he's been playing defense.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I was playing defense at a really high level too,
But anyway, Yeah, thank my teammates for lifting me up
and Marvin best and worst.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Best of the weekend. Ironically, I have Kyrie Irving's defense
two blocks and two steals, yes, to go with his
twenty eight points in the second half. So good for Kyrie.
Worse of the weekend Anthony Edwards getting a technical foul
for just staring at Reggie Jackson after making a basket.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yeah it's off, Reggie Miller called out the official after that.
Edwards is the fourth NBA player in history aged twenty
two or younger with thirty five or more points in
three straight postseason games. As Fritzey pointed out, he joins
Lebron Kobe, and Kareem abdul Jabbar doing that. Paulie best
and worst of the weekend real quick.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
The NBA rescinded the technical foul and Anthony Edwards, so
it's not as docket for the rest of the playoffs.
I'm gonna call I was gonna go Kyrie, so I'll go.
Evan Mobley not a star for the Cleveland Cavaliers, definitely
not a star nationwide. Drafted pretty high. He's really tough man.
Eleven points, sixteen rebounds and five blocks. I think he's
been top five defensive player of the year a couple
of times in his young career. Worst of the weekend
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I was going to go also with the Toronto Maple Leafs.
And what always has bothered me about their team is
that why isn't the maple Leaves l e A vs.
Because the past the plural of leaf is leaves, not leafs.
I looked it up because I wanted to know before
I because I thought maybe this should change their name
to the maple Leaves and they could leave the past
behind and maybe win.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
You know. Yep.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
The official name of the Toronto Maple Leafs is the
Toronto maple Leaf Hockey Club. In this case, leaf is
a proper noun. When making a proper noun plural is
incorrect to change the spelling of a singular name. That's
why it's the maple Leafs and not the maple Leaves.
They are grammatically correct, not hockey correct, but grammatically correct.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Great logo, but they are like the Cleveland Indians. When's
the last time the Indians won the World Series? Was
that in the mid fifties. Does that sound right?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Making forty eight? Is it forty eight? Wow?
Speaker 5 (37:12):
I thought it's forty five. I think Martin might be
right here. Nineteen forty eight to one, four to two
over the Boston Braves.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Okay, Marvin, I know my droughts.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
The Cleveland didn't make the postseason. They made the postseason
once in forty years after that.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Dave in California, Good morning, Dave, what's on your mind?
Speaker 8 (37:39):
Good morning Dan? My question was with Darvin ham being fired,
Jason Kidds signing sanction, maybe Tylero would If you were
the Laker management, would you make Lebron a players coach?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
No, no, I mean I think he's not Bill Russell.
And does he want that? Because you gotta want that smoke.
You know, it's one thing to be a player, and
you can always defer to the coach, like, hey, I
you know, check with him on our rotations.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
No, no, no, we're checking with you. Yes, he'd almost.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Every player in the league is allowed to do no no, no, no, no,
look at the coach, but not Lebron. Lebron is the
guy who brought in all the players. He's the guy
who picked the coach. He's the guys who are running
all the plays.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
He's the guy.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
He already gets treated like he's the coach. You might
as well just make of it.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
But he doesn't embrace it, though he'll say no, I
don't I didn't bring in you know. And I saw
Brian Winhorse saying that Lebron has moved away from that
in recent years of being involved in bringing in players.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I don't know if he was.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
He had to be, you know, I had to sign
off with Darvin Ham. I don't think that Lebron would
want that because of so much criticism. I don't remember
Bill Russell being criticized. They won the title when he
was player coach with the Celtics. I think that was
only one year, maybe his last year. But I don't
think Lebron wants that because now you have to do
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you have to do a press conference as the coach,
and then you're the star player you have to do
press conference as well.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yes, Ton, and there's.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
No scapegoat as far as a coach getting fired. If
you're the player and the coach there, you can't hide
from that at all. You're going to get both barrels
as the top player and the head coach of the.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Team, Freeman in Utah. Hi Freeman, what's on your mind?
Speaker 11 (39:20):
Hey Danny? But one a hard eight. But my question
for you was do you think the Knicks to keep
up with the Pacers pace of their young roster and
how they just run and shoot?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Well, the Knicks are young too, but the pacer. If
I'm the Pacers, I'm just my logic. My game plan
is just to go and continue to go, and you
live and die by the three.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
You just go.
Speaker 15 (39:46):
Now.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
They may say, hey, look we can go toe to toe.
You want to slow down, we can do that as well.
I don't know what Rick Carlisle's game plan is going
to be, not that he's going to share that, but
this is the highest scoring team in the league. But
I don't think you're going to be out running the
Knicks from the standpoint of there's a bunch of older
guys there.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
The Knicks are young.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
But if I'm Indiana, do what you do best, and
that is you know, because the Knicks are going to
try to ugly it up, muck it up a little bit,
be physical, slow it down a little bit, and the
PACER's gonna want to go. But you know you can
go when you get rebounds, you get stops, you get rebounds,
then you can go. You can't run too many fast
breaks when they make a shot and then you try
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to take it out of bounds and run it up
and down on the floor. Control. That's what Denver usually does.
They control the boards. That allows you to go. Final
hour on the way he called game one Minnesota and
Denver red gi Aloisius Miller Junior.
Speaker 8 (40:45):
The third.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
We'll stop by in about twenty five minutes from now.
I hope you'll stay with us, says well. Two hours
in the books on this Monday, One More to Go,
Dan and The Danet's Dan Patrick Show.