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Speaker 1 (00:01):
With the John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Cheers to del Mark making the world a Bitter tea.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Producer Taylor on maternity leave. She's got a podcast out
called The Montoyas, where her husband Marcelo Montoya plays for
the Warriors.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Dropping babies and dropping podcasts. Yesterday a new episode on
on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. And the
format of this if you haven't heard it, essentially from
what I gather listened to a couple of episodes. They
record for about an hour and a half of Marcello
just winding up Italian, the Italian Taylor, and then some
poor soul is to cut it down to a thirty
five minute episode. And this week though, Marcello witnesses something

(00:38):
to do with the dog.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, the dogs on Taylor's lap and just to say,
I don't want to give everything away, also because I
don't want to talk about what actually happens too much,
because but something grosses everyone outs are from the dog Louis.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Lub get away.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, so that's on the Montoya's new episode today where
you get your podcast. Actually, we thought we could, you know,
produce the Taylor. She's not on the show at the moment.
Would she answer our call, you know, as she moved
on already.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Well, I think once she body clocks adjusted to waking
up at this time, she'd be up at four o'clock
every morning. I'm sure she would be.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It hasn't even been a week, and.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
We're just wanting to be good friends and plug her
podcast exactly and chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
So let's not do it from a private number.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
That's if she went on to that the summer morning.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
You want to plug your phone first, Let's see who's fine,
she answers.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
We have a dongle, so this will come up as
as me. No, right, let's go through to hold on
the I think we might be dead to her. This
is coming straight from my number. From your number, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Un as we do a bengo and try all of
our numbers.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Taylor can't take your call.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Okay, Now we'll plug your phone, and she's not gonna
answer mine. If no runs on the board, No runs
on the board for me.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
There, Well, it is podcast day, so maybe she's doing interviews.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Maybe she's busy.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Now Bean's trying from his number. This will just come up,
bean boys, yea, she may have cleared that. It cleared
us from your contact. This isn't This isn't for me either.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
She might still be sleeping. Well true, that's the case.
I don't want to wake her up.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You've got to come up with hers a misscurse.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Taylor plugging and Megan to the dongle.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Here we go, we'll produce a tailor answer our phone call.
This is a new game. We want to plug your
podcast the montoyas.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Okay, now, this is coming up with Megan Peppers.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
It is early.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
It is early in the morning. That's the thing. Are
we going to go none from free? Here? They move on?
They move on so quickly.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I thought she'd answer.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
There, Taylor, take your call now, then we.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Go produce the Taylor. That's it. Not to be.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
My toy is out today though, and she's not.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Paid to talk to us now and I'll get its.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
The Jonavan Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Reagan the breakdancer from the Olympics from Australia who gained
worldwide attention. Maybe was the most famous person to compete
after the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I'd forgotten about Reagan again, hoctour the podcast come out hot.
I must be I follow her so she's everywhere on
my thing.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I think you moved on she's got a podcast, Jack Paul,
Jake Pools, Jack and Hour production company. I first started
out Genius.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, she's still a thing in my world.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I want to start following somebody, you find out what
they're doing.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
I've never heard from her again.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm like, what do you follow it?

Speaker 4 (04:09):
But you helped her and Reagan a meteoric rise and hey,
holped tour still going by all the accounts, Reagan had
slipped off the radar. I think the Wills started to
feel a bit bad about how they had treated Reagan.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, and I think she too had decided to take
a bit of a breakaway from things. Yeah, this is
the first question. She was on Australia's Project at TV
show last night, the first interview since the Olympics, and
they kind of just asked her how she'd been since
the whole event.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Yeah, it's it's been a pretty wild ride. I'm not
gonna lie. I definitely have my ups and downs, my
good and bad days. But it has been honestly so
amazing to see the positive response to my performance. Like
I never thought that I would be able to connect

(04:58):
with so many people such a positive way, positive response.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Yeah, I feel like she's trying really hard to be positive.
I feel like you can almost hear a voice.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I guess people will be like, God, yeah, good on,
you get out there and stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah, I was just like this biggerous she's in the wheel.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Gave us like a bit of a laugh.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I have a laugh to move on. Yeah, Well, no
one died. Jimmy Fallon, had anyone die?

Speaker 8 (05:23):
Not?

Speaker 4 (05:23):
As far as I know.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Jimmy Fallon, the talk show host from America did a
skitch on Oraygan as well.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
I haven't actually seen the sketch because I don't think
I'm in a place yet to watch it, but I
will watch it at some point, And you know, a
few different people have kind of explained it to me
and given me different takes on it. But I'm still
in the process of being able to describe how I
feel about all this stuff, because it kind of feels
like a really weird dream that I've been having that

(05:49):
I'm going to wake up from at any moment, Like,
what is life right now?

Speaker 4 (05:55):
It's quite smart getting off.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, she pretty much has not been looking at social media,
which I think is probably quite good for her mental health,
good or bad, because you're only really focused on the
negative comments.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Lot, although you'd want to know, you'd ask your friends
how's it going out that you'd be like, yeah, good, yeah, no,
good good Reagan, it's good good. What do I saying?
Only good stuff, all stuff, all great stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
And just quickly there was a whole thing about how
she didn't qualify on her own merits. There was you know,
it was like a husband was in this, you know,
was the one of the judges, and all she paid
off all this. The internet went wild with conspiracy theories
and here was Raygan's response to how she got there.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
Well, I think my record speaks to that. You know,
I was the top ranked Australian big girl in twenty
twenty and twenty twenty two and twenty twenty three. I've
been invited to represent at how many World Championships Paris, Korea,
you know, so the record is there.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Also, the judges that judged her or were all from
overseas and she didn't know any of them. That's what
she said as well.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
So yeah, there were seven.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
Judges that judge she did it different, she did a
different yeah, in that routine, Yeah, she did like a
more traditional Do you think the judges were like, yeah,
it wasn't like that bouncing around like a kangaroo.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
They're like, yes, she's got to go to the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Well, the judges were like, let's sabotage Australia's breakdance entry.
But no good on her. She seems like a lovely person.
Actually uh, and let's just stop bullying the poor woman.
It's only breakdancing, guys.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
She's clopped like a kangaroo. I don't think she deserves
death through it.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
She was one on the on the ground. Is she
like a prawn?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, I don't know what it was.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
It was very interpretive. I love that move.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I love that busted out the office Christmas party.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Now yesterday, big news story out of christ Church. It's
actually got to court. About two hundred thousand dollars was
found in the roof of a house of people that
have been living in the house for a while. They
did the right thing and turned it into the police
and the police said that it's probably from a criminal
sort of from some people up to no good. I
gains started making trouble in the neighborhood and it works,

(08:00):
and so they have said that that's now the Crown's
money and the people are like, what they judged that,
that's what the place.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Are trying to say. So that's gone to the court.
So although there was the other argument that if it
was made through ill gains that those people might be
reminded that they did leave it in the roof and
come and collect it, which is terrifying.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
They shouldn't have seen anything.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, should have just keeped us. That's yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
There's probably a lot of people out there that go,
would you would you?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Because then you go My plan would be like, if
they come back people and let the vest come back,
I'll be fiercely, hey, nicely the vest. Would I get
one of those? Secondly, I'll be like, hey, we just
need to look at the attic. I'll be like, oh,
I know, some guy came over and we got a
guy come over and cleaned out the whole house before
we moved in. Nice fumigator.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
No, No, you just go, yeah, look at the addicts
are good And then there's nothing there and you'd be like, oh,
well you're looking for something.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I don't know, there's nothing there. Yeah, yeah, ignorant.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Ignorant got to go to the dairy of my Lamborghini outside.
I don't know how to purchase this.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
But grandparents also stash gets and grandparents love stash and stuff,
don't they? And they do? And I get it. I
get how old people end up with so much stuff.
I'm only halfway through life and I look in the
roof and I'm like, we got so much stuff? And
I guess it's always on the to do list. Must
clear out that figures, and maybe it just stays on

(09:21):
you to do list for the entirety of your life.
And then you get to ninety and you're like, oh,
it can be someone else's problem becoming and someone else's
to do list.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
There's a thing now called a death clean where a
lot of younger people are getting, you know, like their parents,
or helping them do a death clean so that they
don't have to do it afterwards.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Cheer name for it. I know, rebrand. We want to
know what you found in the Grando's house after they
have passed. Chris, good morning, good morning, lovely to have
you on the show this morning. What do you find
in the grandparents stash when you cleared out their house?

Speaker 10 (09:53):
I found some leaders with some juicy family gossip, and
what do you do with that. For well, we got
together as a family and read the letters together.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
How juicy is juicy?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (10:10):
There was. Let's just say that my nana didn't quite
believe that that my uncle was the father to my
auntie's child.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Ah, so she she like put all her thoughts down
into the letter.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Says she.

Speaker 10 (10:23):
Yeah, but they were like dated and address ready to
sent out.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
But she needed Oh so she was going to drop
the bomb.

Speaker 10 (10:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Were there Auntie and uncle there when the letters were read?

Speaker 10 (10:35):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (10:36):
What?

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Well?

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Wow? Well was their reaction to this?

Speaker 10 (10:40):
It was they had overheard this theory before, but there
was never any written proof of.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
It, so well then now there is.

Speaker 10 (10:48):
Yeah, they were a bit shocked, but they already knew.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
It was going to happen, so they kind of expected it.

Speaker 10 (10:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Wow wee and Spicy Yeah, so this is obviously from
decades ago.

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Yeah, about two thousand.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Everyone's still getting along after the Spicy leaders.

Speaker 10 (11:04):
Yep, she's kind of got dementia now, so we've kind
of moved through it.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
And yeah, yeah, that can be a sad thing, can't it. Dementia? Well,
it is a sad thing, not can bey?

Speaker 10 (11:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, well, thinking of you all and some juicy letters.
They appreciate you call, thank you, Hello, the hets. What'd
you find in the grandparents stash?

Speaker 10 (11:25):
I do find it.

Speaker 11 (11:25):
My uncle found it.

Speaker 10 (11:27):
A live grenade.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
We're a bit show.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Under the bed in the shoe box.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Live grenade. My goodness, what.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
A way to feel alive? Am I going to blow
up today?

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Did he? He obviously kept it from the war?

Speaker 12 (11:40):
Yep, obviously from from the fact it was leaching Gocareno,
the bomb squad had to get called to remove it
in greatcown.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
My god, and he was sleeping on top of the thing.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, did he know it was there?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yeah, he would have known.

Speaker 10 (11:54):
You'd put it there.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Oh my gosh, it's not an under the bed. Oh
that is impressive. And did you keep the grenade or
the bomb scored destroyed it?

Speaker 10 (12:04):
I'd say I got destroyed. Yeah, I wanted to keep it.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
No, Well, that's a wonderful family I loan too, isn't it.
I hand you down this live grenade from one generation
to the next. Say thanks for your cool, appreciate it,
no worries.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Hey next week. It's something you've noticed on your local Facebook.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Page, and it's actually caused quite a stir. I want
to know which side you said on this.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, I can see why. It's of course such a stir.
And we'll get to that in five minutes.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
On the hits, the.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Hits that johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Really interesting thing on the local community page for you, Megan.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
Yeah, I saw that this happened yesterday and people posted
it up. The person who posted it was angry.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I love an angry community facebook page post.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
It was in the defense of some people who had
parked their car at a mall and someone at the
owner of the car had had a medical event and
so the ambulance had come to pick them up. Now
it looks as though the ambulance driver or someone who
was there had left a message on the person's car saying,
please do not ticket these cars. The owner has needed

(13:08):
to go to hospital after a medical event. They will
collete the cars when able, And there was a phone
number left and right beside the note.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Is a ticket a parking ticket.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
Now, apparently when this was given there was still ambulances there,
so everyone's disputing that the parking warden would have seen
the event going down.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
And no, it's not a rule rules, but I.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Was in this area yesterday and I saw this car
parking ticketing, like because you told me they have cars
now they have cameras on top and they do the
ticketing with like a camera.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Does that mean does it automatically print?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Now?

Speaker 4 (13:50):
I don't think they print today, as I contested, they
just see, you know, about a week or two later,
you'll just get a ticket miraculously magically turns up at work.
And so they don't. There's no confrontation, there's no awkwardness
on their part. You don't know who are you hurling
your abuse it? Yeah, so your community Facebook page seems
to be the place you convent, so it's like a

(14:11):
physical together.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
The person would have had to stand there and print
it out.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Legion, legend of a parking water And there's no way
they wouldn't have not seen the note by the look
of it, right.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
It's right beside the note. They put it right beside
the note.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Although the note could be in an elaborate ruse too,
the ambulance.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Is still there, an ambulance. You see the time on
the ticket.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
So yeah, it does seem very harsh. But you think
if you wrote and you get.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Off, that's what So people are arguing saying this person
is purely doing their job and you can write and
explain and you'll get off it. And then other people
are like, look, I've written them before with a very
valid excuse, and I haven't got off it. And also
they were like, this person has the right in that
moment to be objective and be like, actually, I'm going

(15:02):
to be a human and maybe not give them a ticket.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Well, no, they've got one job. One job only there's
the ticket. People. They don't have to worry about their surroundings.
They're issue is how long is its carving parked?

Speaker 6 (15:12):
Very passive aggressive though to stick the ticket right beside
the note like.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Oh yeah that is beautiful. You know, they might have
just made them a little closer for the you know,
for the ground. Do you give a ticket in that situation?
How far off my monthly targets.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I'd be a shock at that job. People, come on,
what about like that?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah, i'd let people. Yeah, you're right, don't like confrontation,
just not the right person of their job. Takes four
three seven quick pole. Who side are you on here?
Parking warden or the poor person who had a medical
event and was lying in an ambulance as they were
being ticketed. Next as well, we get.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
To play one song, and one song only, a throwback
song that you decide. We each put your case for
a throwback Thursday three minutes. It's up three minutes, or
that I've come.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Around the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Meghan, you're just saying in passing, actually that your your
mum Ray Ray is a prolific ironer.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
It's something she loves to do.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Even when she comes to stay at our house, she'll
be ironing pillow cases, sheets, towels, everything, Like you don't
need to be ironing, although I don't even lie iron at.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
All, and I can't remember the last time. I mean,
I do appreciate a nice, creaseless, crease free something I
don't like. I don't like making it crease free. Just
it's like dead time to me.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
It's like the last chore on the list, right, Like
there's always a million other things to do.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
God's ironing these days.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
What's the wildest thing you've ironed? Okay, four, it might
not even hot.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Five topics this morning exy jat.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Four eight seven. It might not even be you. You might
not want to do yourself, and it might be so
in your family, because what are the items ray rays?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
She she well, she does towels, which tows. I don't
need to be ironed. They're going to rub the water off.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
My body can do it, but I can kind of
get maybe thick for ironing.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
She has been known to iron sheets which are just
gonna get crinkled. I'm gonna spread it out on my bed,
you know.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeah, I mean it just seems like a redundant task,
like when the company makes me reset my bloody past
with email every nine days.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
You know you can't repeat it.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, just feels like dead times. So we're gonna. Yeah.
We went through the ray ray yesterday to talk more
about her ironing, and the conversation took a bit of
a dog leg or a frog. Have a listen speaking Ray,
you sound you sound busy. You're deep in the ironing mate.

Speaker 11 (17:47):
Oh no, no, no, I'm having trouble a frog.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
The frog.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (17:55):
We had heal rain overnight and I got up this
morning and I thought, I thought, where's this Zerts phone?
And every time I went to prey, Mumpy hopped away.
So I've been around the.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
It's not that tiny.

Speaker 11 (18:12):
Do sound like you're in a flat the rest.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Have you got the frog outside of you? Pressure is
still inside the frog?

Speaker 11 (18:18):
No, he's well, he was out on the grass. She's
hopping around. He's, you know, pretty mobile, but yeah that's slimy.
He's jumping all over the place.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
She's all going the house this morning.

Speaker 11 (18:31):
Yep, yep, it's all go.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
We wanted to discuss your your hobby that you even
do when you come to my house.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
That but like windows. She loves the window clear the
frogs a.

Speaker 11 (18:45):
New window cleaner out. It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Oh you've got like a cartser job.

Speaker 11 (18:50):
I'm on the V eight model.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Now, oh the window cleaner. Yes, they must be sparkly clean.
So she's listed off her hobbies floors, windows cleaning.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
It's like late afternoon. What would you do?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Have a sleeping were talk about ironing?

Speaker 11 (19:07):
Gotttle iron I'm allowed to say that.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I can say that as well, but i'fre talking a
while to get to ironing.

Speaker 11 (19:11):
But yeah, how ironing?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
How often would you spend ironing? Do you reckon?

Speaker 11 (19:17):
I'm not beck a wee, but now it's probably only
twice and three times a week.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
As much as you used to do pillow cases? Do
they need ironing?

Speaker 11 (19:27):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
T shirts.

Speaker 11 (19:31):
Pretty good.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Oh well, we bet you go. We don't want to
put your routine out. You've got frogs. Frogs have already
thrown you out the wet today, Roy Race, so we
better go.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (19:40):
Well it's been nice chatting.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, well you enjoy the ironing this afternoon.

Speaker 11 (19:44):
I thank you.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Okay, there you go. Pillowcases socks? Is you iron socks before?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Megan probably towels.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Wildest item that you've seen iron aka the wildest waste of.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Time spell out. Sometimes some people love it and if
it's your thing, I guess that's you think. Okay. I added,
that's four four eight seven. We'll get to that next.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
On the hat the hats that Jona wan Ben podcast.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Meghan your mum Ray Ray prolific Iron.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
Loves an iron. I think it's her way to chill out.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Maybe if she comes to your house.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
She comes to your houses, are all the chores tended to?
Are they?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:21):
So much so that it's really hard to get her
to do anything fun because she's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I need to hang up the washing. I'm like, you
don't live here.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
You know, when something becomes part of your daily and
your routine, if you don't do it though you feel
out of sources. Yeah, so I can see. It's like
an addiction. Any addiction is a gambling beans, Like if
I don't get to the pokey today, you know, you
never know. It just comes a part of you. So
we want to know the craziest thing you've ironed? Ruby?
You're on?

Speaker 11 (20:47):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (20:47):
How are your rubes good?

Speaker 8 (20:49):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Good? You sound a little guilty. Why what are you
ashamed to admit you've ironed.

Speaker 8 (20:56):
My hair?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Like recently?

Speaker 6 (21:00):
No? This was during school?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Does it sizzle?

Speaker 8 (21:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (21:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Boons it all ways? So did you get rid of
a large quantity of you here by ironing it?

Speaker 11 (21:12):
No?

Speaker 10 (21:12):
Never?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Was it iron two here? Or did you have like
a towel or something in between?

Speaker 13 (21:18):
No, it was just iron to here it Aw what
what did you put it on linen?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Cotton?

Speaker 8 (21:25):
Or I just put it on the table.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I guess there's here irons now, you know? But if
you don't have one of those, maybe improvising? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Keew hero, what a beler?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
How close to the scalp did you get?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (21:38):
Not very close?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Well that's good.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
That's for the best, Sun, Hillary, John Brittain, Kate Shepard
and Ruby some of the finest New Zealanders out there.
Maybe there's what happened to my hair that could be
the elaborate backstory. Hey, good on your rooms. You don't
have a wonderful Thursday?

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Right?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Cool?

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Nicole on the phone. Are you the ironer or you
want to dub dub someone in.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Nicole, No, my mum.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah. I feel like the generation wearing and below ironing
is going to slowly slip out of fashion. It's going
to become extinct.

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Are we I feel like we're also making clothes that
don't need like nothing I'm wearing today i'd put under
the iron.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
And clothes are so cheap, fast fashion. Baby. If I
wear a T shirt once it's wrinkly, throw it out
by a new one.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
But if you're going to a job while you're wearing
a tiresome situation.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
I've got mates that do that. Do the ironing in
the weekend.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Look yeah, irrespectable for your job?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
And is it's important? Nicole, your mum? What's your ironing?

Speaker 12 (22:35):
She only had like a couple of shirts, so while
she had the iron out, she would just raid the
house see what could be iron just to make the
most of having the iron out yep, right, thank you?
Sucks whatever else you could find?

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Really, socks did you say?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Could socks?

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Just you had iron? So when you're growing up it
would feel nice too, I feel.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
It would I feel any different.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
I feel like a nice pair of ironed underpants would
feel nice in there around that crotchy region as well. Handkerchiefs,
big one too. They're kind of disappearing out of popularity,
aren't they They are?

Speaker 12 (23:13):
But I'm still going household.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Yeah, the old little disease rags, handkerchiefs. I remember Mum
would have HER's up the you know, up her sleeve
there by her wrist, and she would pull it out
on any occasion when I had any muck on my face,
and I'd be like, I remember thinking at the time,
going where else has that been?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Its not very hygienic, right, carrying it around all day?

Speaker 4 (23:32):
No? Good on you, Nicole. I appreciate your time. You
have a great day.

Speaker 10 (23:35):
Thanks so ya.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Good on you. Now we've got to Jane. How are you?

Speaker 13 (23:40):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (23:40):
I'm good. How are you?

Speaker 4 (23:41):
You sound like an ironer? I don't want a stereotype,
but you sound like you love ironing.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Yeah, I do it. Yeah, I find it really good syrup.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Well then you're just saying your mum Ginny the wonderful
Geny Boys irons and watches Netflix.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah she loves that. She will, Yeah, she'll watch her series.
Put up, put the iron up, maybe have a glass
of wine or toa whatever it is, and just kind
of do it.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
I can't see that.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
It's like people building lego or whatever, doing a puzzle
or something in front of the TV.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
It's Netflix and chores she does.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, doesn't line. What are you iron, Jane?

Speaker 5 (24:13):
I'm some money? What because I was giving cash to
a guy that was coming around to clean my chimney
and I had sold it. And you know how when
you sold it now it's all ugly.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I don't think he would have mind it.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
So you had crinkling. She can't even have your cash
notes cringled up.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
I was a bit embarrassed, so I was ironing. So
I thought, I'll just i'm this ten dollar note.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
But question, is it the money these days? Plastic?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Like?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Did it shrivel up?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Yeah, I'm still gotcha. I did it about six years ago.
Still gotcha, And it is now the size of an
if posca.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Is it still legal? Tinder? At that point, the serial.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Number is still on it, so I guess I could
take it to the bank. I'm a little bit embarrassed.
I don't know why I'm embarrassed, but.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
That is brilliant. Yeah, because youre embarrassed, because they're going
to be like, what have you done to this? You're like,
I thought iron my money, money laundering.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
I've never done it again.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
I can imagine. Ja, that is a brilliant call. You're
going to have a great day, Jane. You shriveled up
ten dollar notes, see you mate.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
The hits that John wan Ben podcast.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
I don't want anyone to come for me. This is
I don't shoot the messenger. This is just a thing
that's been leaked and I'm reporting on it. I am
happy for Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift if they are happy.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
You've always had it. You've always had it, Trevis.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I'm just not sure if he's the.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
One fore Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yeah, he's a party lady, ladies?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Is that under dispute party?

Speaker 3 (26:02):
It happens to beers? After winning the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Screaming at my coach live on it wasn't.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
So Travis Kelcey has this has been leaked it's a
document which appears to be from his representative firm about
a contract of their relationship. So it states that their
relationship will end at the end of this month, uh,
and that that will be mutual. It goes down into
how it's going to be sent to media outlets and

(26:36):
that it's all fine and they're going to be happy
and happy for each other.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
If you don't mind me asking how did you managed
to get your hands on this dossyre.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
So someone has found it on a disc and it
looks like it's been sent on Snapchat saying this was
on Rachel's disc.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Right now, there's a lot of question mark. Here's the
smoke to add to the spy.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Okay, so officially the agency saying that's a fake document.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Of course they would if someone's found it.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
But yeah, John, look what serious. That's something that we're
doing to prank the internet.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yeah, sloppy, sloppy.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
It's been seen to someone. It wasn't seen to like
the media. It was sent through to like personal people.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, but we've done that in the past.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Member.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
We faked the ice cream falling on the lady's head
and then she looked like it's a seaguller that pooped
on her head and she let the ice cream. We
sent that to someone else they put on their Facebook page.
Then from there where we're.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Removing, really pulling back the curtain.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
I'm just saying it can be done. We've done it before.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
This is occasion.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Okay, So I understand everything you're saying. Here's the smoke.

Speaker 6 (27:38):
Travis Kelsey's current rep has in the past, In twenty nineteen,
admitted to creating show MANswers. He says, there's a reason
we do it, and it's to promote concepts or movies
or get hype. In the moment, it's so projects that
people are doing. Don't flop podcast he just signed.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Oh yeah, just signed one hundred million dollar deal for
his podcast. Who was going on in earrors to it.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
I don't know that she necessarily need the promotion, but
it was all timed pretty well exactly.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
But what's the benefit to her for this. She's just
helping this.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Under blow selling out her concerts.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
But she was selling out concerts anyway, wasn't she.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
I don't think you're right she didn't need them.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Maybe maybe there's a monetary game there, Maybe she's been paid.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I don't know. I'm just saying he's admitted to doing
it before.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
So you you're calling it now, you're calling it now
you've seen that.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Now the documents have been leaked. They they can't break
up at the end of the.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Month either way, the documents.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
If they're both intered in this contract, they're all good
for them as long as they both have Who cares,
But it's interesting.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
There's nothing real now.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Well, who might be real?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Was so happy for them. I bought a tea shirt.
I bought a T shirt of Taylor see Taylor's swift
Kansas City Swifts, and it was all her partying in
his football games. Yes, my t shirt's a lie.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
It was great for the NFL.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Wasn't it? Granted? Yeah, probably brought a hold of you.
What is in the Super Bowl right now?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
I don't want to believe it, but hey, I might
be wrong, so who knows? So you know it's right now?
Just you know everything here on the internet these days,
you don't it's all real.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
You've got a question, you've got a question, Well listen,
will mark this moment and we'll wait for September twenty eight. Yeah, okay,
all right, we'll.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Find out the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
The Paralympics is on overnight and Paris, Holly Robinson won
of bronze. Congratulations to her, it was awesome. And of
course Dame Lisa Carrington returned home from Paris after winning
her eighth gold medal, which is incredible, our most successful athlete.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Does she stop now?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
She's considering that she hasn't decided yet whether she's going
to go to La the next Olympics or not.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I just haven't rest.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
I saw the Snoop Dogg because he's obviously going to
be the investador for the Los Angeles one as well,
given that's his home city, and he's been interviewed about it,
and he's like, I'm in talks with them to have
the Hood Olympics. Oh so like in Compton, he's like,
there's some really fast people. I've seen people running from police. Really,
He's like, he's like, I want to organize it will
make sense, but I've seen people jump run away.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Please, we've got some fast there. You're going to give
that a go's pitching the Damese character. She's got a
brand new kid's book out this week. It's called Lisa
Carrington Chases the Champion and today as well as you
can get a copy of that as well. Because it's
the kid's book, we thought my daughter Ciena is probably
good to interview her, you know, being a kid child
labor and all, and also for you know, you'll hear
the full thing on cno in my podcast when I

(30:34):
grow up. But we get a little bit of chat
about her book with Dameisa Carrington yesterday.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Your nickname is the goat in the boat? Do you
like that?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
I don't know, obviously of all time rather than just
a goat there with the horns eating tin cans.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
What do you guys think?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Well, it's obviously it's saying you're you're great. But at
the same time, I don't know, no one's ever called
me a goat in anything.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Yeah, so I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, it's it's all right.

Speaker 14 (31:01):
Do you also have a kid's look out called Lisa
Carrington Chases a Channel?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Got right here now?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
And dad is stoke. That's a kid book. It's not
too hard for.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Him to yeah, which is awesome.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
The book is about.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Resilience, So why do you think it's why do you
think kids should learn about resilience?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (31:20):
I think when growing up, I think the lessons that
I learned and still learning now are things that I
would love to kind of know and be seen in
the books I read or around the people that I'm around.
So I guess that's kind of my intention is if
you know someone the lessons I've learned, if I could,

(31:42):
you know, weave them into you know, young Lisa, if
she was a or however old you want to be,
I think I could say that you've been a really
great place to then tackle the tackle life.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Hasn't been to ceremony because of so She's like, I
arrived after the opening ceremony, so I've never actually experienced.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Because it'd be a bit of a revolving door in
the village, I imagine around hugs unusual as well. But yeah,
what's it like at the Olympics.

Speaker 13 (32:09):
Yeah it is, and it's like every four years, all
these athletes from all around the world, different sports get
to come together in one place and so there's only
you know, you think about these like a medal, These
medals given out multiple times a day. So we were
just one sport out of I don't even sorry, I

(32:29):
don't even know how many sports are at the Olympics,
but there is a lost, so there's lots of medals
been given out, so you think, you're like, this is
really special for so many.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
People from around the world, and this is what you
get to share with them.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
She had a bag. She very humble.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
She got no awards up, only one of her sports
Person of the Year awards up in her house, nothing else,
and no medals on display or anything. She's like, oh, cool,
what's have done that. I kind of feel like it's great.
I appreciate it, but then I'm onto the next thing.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
Plus it's Lisa Carrington, like everyone knows she's heavy medals.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
She's like, yeah, I do. And then she had a
bag like a shopping bag. I had like eight medals,
eight gold medals, like a reusable shopping bag.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
Basically, it's your family that's coming around to your house
all the time mainly, and I feel like your family's like,
all right, mate.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
And then socks safekeeping.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah, well, I don't know if.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
She keeps a sock daw, but I guess because there's
so many of them. They clank against each of you
against each other.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Did you get a peer of those fast looking glasses?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I did ask about that said, they're not from the
gas station.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
The flames down side even faster.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Damn character. And you get a new book out right now.
It's called Chase is a Champion.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
It's for kids.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
It's a great message about persistence as well in life.
And she'll be on the full chat, will be on
the podcast. We're seeing and my daughter coming soon to
when I grow up.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
For kids and Terrible adult Readers.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, I was like this. So she's like, there's so
many pictures and there I'm like, great, great.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
For me. Next we're going to get a hold of
your mum, Ray Ray and Nelson their Megan.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Yeah, she does something for like an hour every day.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
And the items she does it with too, never even
never even imagine doing this.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, that's in three minutes.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Other hats the hats that johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
John Travolta movie star was in Queenstown. You stayre flying
his plane as he does. He flew in, flew out,
and you were saying, Megan, he loves Queenstown.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
He's sitting in the past and interviews like whenever he
feels stressed, he flies into Queenstown for a bit of
a break.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Don't we all of stress in the day, get on
your own plane that you can fly, and then with
the queen since the two thousands.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Yeah, and he was sporting like he's taken the wig off.
He was sporting his bald.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Hit is a wi yeah two thousands.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Really google it and you'll be like, I don't know
how I even saw it.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Before, so I could make the transition option.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I think John looks a bit of bald. I think
like many guys look bit of bald generally.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
You know, it's what nature has decided for, you know,
it's what mother nature has gone. Hey, you're not a
here person, so just stick with it, he said driving home. Sorry,
you know, bumper sticker on the back of the car.
And it was mildly controversial, you know, on the on
the scale of hope you have a nice day to
Trump twenty twenty four. You know, it was kind of sitting.

(35:14):
It was teetering in the middle, and I need I
wrote it down and sat. It said grass and girls
ride for free, so compost and babes ride for free.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Get the girl pub what's a grut like weed?

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Is it not letter speed?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
You're sot.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
I didn't I didn't pick up on that.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I was thinking like a singing, like a Jim's mowing services.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
You know, there's moments where you look back on your
life and you cringe. I remember I had if it's
too loud, you're too old, And now I am old.
I'm like, yeah, stuff is too loud. I'm constantly telling
kids turn then YouTube down.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Do you know what I was thinking about? Just as
you said that. You know, on bins sometimes they have
a nice little sticker with the person. It's like a
stick figure putting the rubbish into the bin. One had
fallen off one day and I was next to my
dad's ute when I was a younger kid, and I
put it on the back window. He had a ute
and he didn't realize that was on there. Then they
got like a permanent canopy like a lid over the

(36:17):
top of the back of the yute, like a tray,
and the sticker.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Was it was inside.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
They could not get the sticker off because it was
permanently the tray was outside, so it wasn't get to
the window anymore because there was another one on the
outside who put that sticker there. And I was like,
there's a kid going Oh god, I put the stick there.
It was going around with a guy who put a
rubbish into a bin sticker.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Was the one I managed to slip on around with
it for weeks.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Yeah, it was on the back of the license plate.
Wasn't it something that.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Oh, yeah, you know how you get a frame for
your life?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I wanted to know about it for ages.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, much like my dad's thing or something about it
was a bit a little bit misogynous. Yeah, girls.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Read or yeah, there you go. I've got to stick here.
Sixy babes drive red cars and.

Speaker 15 (37:04):
Card Carr.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
I'm not going to go there.

Speaker 16 (37:19):
Work.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Next, we've got one thousand dollars if you can convert
someone to listen to our radio show. Someone's taking up
that challenge thanks to Delma, and we're gonna checking them
on the next I feel like this is a form
of entrapment, pretending to be another radio station.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Vegan yep for this.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
I'm down all right, we'll do that.

Speaker 16 (37:37):
Next on the Hats The Hits that Jona wan Ben
podcast The Hits and Dilma.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Do try it.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
It's such great catchphrase that del may have had for
many years. Do try it, And we've teamed up with
them to see if we can get some people to
try our radio show. If you nominate someone who doesn't listen,
and they listen throughout the week, We're gonna put them
to the test with a quiz on a Friday if
you get it all right, and you will split one
thousand dollars between them and a hot and cold tea
Price pack.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Thanks to dol Martin Nardia Gibson. She nominated him Marianne
to be the person to listen for the entirety of
the week, and tomorrow we'll be putting Marianne, you know,
on the boiler cooker, the pressure what do you call it,
to the test five five and she gets crock pot
just on a long swimmer. She gets all five questions correct,

(38:22):
she gets the thousand dollars. Now, yesterday, Megan, you you
had a bit of a plan which it felt like
it was in the world of entrapment where we were
going to phe Marianne, who is meant to be listening
to the station. We can get hold of Maria, and
so we'll do it on Nadia, who's nominated Maria.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
Now it claims to be a hitslister already exactly if
she listens to the show.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
She listens at that as an entrapment.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I thought we were just like testing her out.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Well yeah, but we didn't need to test her. She
was already your libster. The results blind sided us. Now,
just to give you a backstory, it felt like, did
you ever watch to Catch a Predator? That show?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Don't put it in that category where you.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Know, the guys would come in and you know, these
young girls and then all of a sudden, the god
come out his I'm Chris Handsome from Daylight NBC, and
then the FBI would pounce out of the bushes.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
They kind of deserved that, where I don't know, she
didn't deserve this.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
I really bad for her.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
She's great, she loves how she loves the hats and
she just kind of went I think she's such a
lovely person. She just went along with what you had
to say.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Yes, so you assumed the role as a researcher, a
market researcher from a rival radio station. Now for the
sake of our precious audience, as literally is, with censored
the name of the rival radio station, because if you
hear it, it will just make you uneasy. Exactly. I'd
like to catch a predator.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
That's where you can put them in the same category.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
It seems like the fair thing to do, so phone them, Meghan,
phone Nadia used today?

Speaker 10 (39:50):
Ever listen hello Nadia speaking.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
There, it's Rebecca calling from FEM. How are you today?

Speaker 10 (39:59):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Thank you? Hi.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I was just wondering if you wouldn't mind taking part
in it just a week quick focus.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Group for us.

Speaker 10 (40:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
So it's just a few questions I was. I was wondering,
how often would you say you listened to FIM.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Weekly?

Speaker 8 (40:13):
Yeap weekly?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Okay? And who are some of your favorite hosts?

Speaker 8 (40:19):
I don't actually know them by name, to be honest,
because I just I just kind of listen, yeah, to
the I just I like your thing of music, your
range of music, So yeah, I don't sort of listen
to any particular slot.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Okay, great.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Do you listen to other radio stations? Do you have
another favorite station?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (40:41):
Listen to sometimes.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
And what do you think sets more apart from other
stations your competitions.

Speaker 10 (40:50):
Your competitions are pretty.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Good, far superior than than other stations.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Yes, yeah, so so like listening to it to a
radio station all week to win a thousand dollars fast
superior than that.

Speaker 8 (41:04):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, but not only that, like your music.
Your music is obviously like yeah, with the main reason.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
You stop talking to give us a relationship.

Speaker 8 (41:15):
Oh god, oh sorry.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Do you know what?

Speaker 8 (41:17):
I was gonna answer the phone saying good bye here.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
And then I thought, oh god, you know you're cheating
on us.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
No, but do you know what.

Speaker 8 (41:26):
I don't actually listen to them, and.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
I don't know what to believe you.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
She was like, oh, I don't know your name.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
You're very agreeable on the phone. I like that.

Speaker 8 (41:37):
I mean, you know your names. And then they would
have been like, oh sh she does listen to them,
fumble fumble.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
So now we need to give you to listen to
that as well, show as well as your mum.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Is that what's happening now?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Name a couple of hosts on the hats apart.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
From you guys, No.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
Mean, of course, yeah, we go.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
All right, hey half hers, I'm like, oh my god,
maybe she doesn't doesn't DOJ and mad. I believe you
in life, you've got to keep your options over. I
don't believe me. We can't can play. We've been on
behalf the radio stations in New Zealand, so.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Oh no, I know, I mean I used to listen
to you guys on the Rock and the Edge, so yeah,
and I used to watch pop sports it was that
was actually my favorite. I wish they'd bring that that.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Anything.

Speaker 16 (42:28):
Have a great day you too, by the Hits that
John and Ben podcast The Breakdown.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Sir Raygan has done her first interview since the Olympics
as well, talking about how she's been dealing with things. Fortunately,
she got some mental health advice pretty early on to
help her through what has been just a barge on
the internet.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Yeah, it's it's been a pretty wild ride. I'm not
gonna lie. I definitely have my ups and downs, my
my good and bad days. But it has been honestly
so amazing to see the positive response to my performance.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Like I never thought that I.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
Would be able to connect with so many people in
such a positive way.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Positive way, Yeah, I mean, yeah, she hasn't been on
the internet, so I guess if you're her friends, you'll
be like, it's all positive out there, nothing but positives.
But I'm glad she's seems like she's quite pragmatic about
the whole thing. Yeah, it hasn't been easy, but you know, now,
I don't know what you feel you'll feel like monsters,
don't you laughing at Reagan? But again we see it
earlier this morning. Who cares? This is breakdancing. I don't

(43:35):
want to disrespect the sport of breakdancing, but any sport,
it's just sport. Yeah, we can get over it, move
on far more important things like what happened to me
this morning?

Speaker 17 (43:45):
Yeah, I was going to say, you get a segue
into this. It's just it's not it at all over show. Sorry, Reaga.
You've had your time in the sun. Time for me
to tell you about it. Treacherous, treacherous a bit this morning.
So I'm in the bathroom, okay, fully naked.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Care for your right. You've had. One of the moment
is that it's gone from falling over to you'd.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Find that category now, well I did have before. Yeah,
so I've you know, I immersed in the shower, sopping
with okay, towled my body down, put on the under
put on my.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
White wife burns got painted by much of a visual.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Yeah, just slightly saggy in parts, you know, wrinkle and
so and then I've put my underwear on and now
I've gone to put on the trousers. Every day I've
done this for a large majority of moment of my life.
So one league in one slot, you know how to
do it, so the right league, the right leg is
fully immersed. Okay, now I've got the jeans up just

(44:54):
just below the waist there, and I've gone to put
the second legan again every day for many years, I've
done this successfully, and that's just I know what I
need to do there. I need to put that in
the other pipehole. Bang put it through. Somehow, in a
lapse of judgment and error, I've got my foot and
leg up to sort of halfway up my calf, nearing
my knee in the same hole that my other leg

(45:17):
is already. I'm like thinking to myself, and how have
you done this?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Now?

Speaker 4 (45:22):
It felt like you know those little Chinese finger locking
machines where you put both your your forefingers in either
side and you can't get them out right. It felt
like that, except with legs and a pair of genes,
and not even like you're in a vulnerable position there
because you're on one leg. Essentially, not even Simone Biles
could dismount from this gracefully. So I'm looking around. I'm

(45:43):
in a panic. This is all happening in about three seconds.
Looking around. Got a glass door on the shower. I
want to avoid that. I on a four, I can
feel like a whole tree in the forest, you know.
And then there's the porcelain toilet. Let's avoid that if
I can. So all I can see is the top
aisles on the floor and the there's some scales, and
I'm thinking, well, this is this is the only safe option.

(46:05):
Is I slowly come tumbling down, smash bang, crash on
the scales. The scales go flying because I land on
them on my shoulder on the corner. Scales go flying
into the glass door. You know what I hear from
Gin who's in the bed? Keep it down in there,
keep it down there? Getting changed?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
You make such a I'm like, where does it go from?

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Are you okay to keep it down?

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Give that a ten year? Keep it down you. I'm
trying to get some sleep. I'm like, do you even
know what I'm going through?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
And here I've had a four.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Bracelet. That's we got your one bracelet. We gove you
bother dealing with your old sod the bracelet, Oh under that,
it's going to chat this open. The funniest accidents. What
have your head you can teach too for for Aid seven,
I'm sure there's been many many funny ones down the
stairs carrying things.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Things you could laugh about later. I would love to
hear from you.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
The hits that John and Ben podcast, just talking about
the funniest, funniest accidents your head hits four four eight seve.
I'm sure there's a long list of acc claims to
those roller shoes, you know, wheel wheelies. They seem like
they you're taking a gamble and your strips and wheelies
onto your feet.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
They look cold though when someone glides past it the wall.
Do you want to get your pick about twelve years old?

Speaker 4 (47:33):
These are the guys carently got back. Yeah, story backpeck.
Did you did you talk yourself out of buying your wheel.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
I don't know if they're coming adult sizers.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
But I love you just wheeling around the office. Guys,
way up for the meeting your funny because somehow I
what's heeli's you boom as someone said for you didn't.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Say Hey's, but I was going to let them have
the wheelies?

Speaker 4 (47:58):
No, sorry, thank you. At lasta in touch with the
younger generation, because I had a fool this morning when
I tried to put my pants on and somehow I
ended up with two legs in one hole.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Do we need to get you a hip X ray? Like,
is everything all right? You feel a little good.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Let's not make it into an old man. Anyone could
put two legs into one leg hole could happen to anyone.
But if you had a funny accident, eight hundred the
Hits telephone number. We've got a great text here. We
tried to call them, but we can't get them back on.
I dislocated my knee while dancing to usher in my bedroom.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Wow, tense moves.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Put that down on the acc claim for how do.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
You know it was?

Speaker 6 (48:44):
I remember having to put down on acc I was
taking up running, and you know sometimes when you're running
along you don't notice a dip. I didn't notice a curb,
so I had one of those awkward, like oh, step downs.
I end up having hip surgery, ruined myself and they
ended my career.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Was that your first day of running?

Speaker 10 (49:01):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
It was probably the sick and yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
A grace you injured yourself. What chicken nuggets were involved?

Speaker 14 (49:07):
Yeah, it was the day before my dance concert and
someone on stage. We were doing light plotting. Some one
on stage had chicken nuggets and I was like, can
I have some? Ran down the stairs, tripped and sprained
my ankle so badly. I was not involved in the
dance concept that was out.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
I was out. Just did you get nuggies?

Speaker 4 (49:26):
At least they could have got pain killers?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Pain killers?

Speaker 14 (49:30):
Plotting light plotting when you've got and you've got to
put bodies on the stage.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Ah, we all just pretended we knew what you're talking about.
Light poding sounds like something you do the kids at
the old person's home. You're like, they're doing light for
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Uh Now, what else was I going to do? I forgot.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
You're talking about don't give me the old age stuff?

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Cursed? And I was going to go to curse of this? Right, Kirston,
I almost forgot about your old age? How are you? Good?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Things all right?

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Funniest and the funniest accidents? Curseden? What happened to you?

Speaker 18 (50:05):
So tempting to get out of my cousin's rolls Royce
after a wonderful joyer, I said, oh, here take a photo,
and I just slid on the leather seat and just
gracefully slid onto the ground. My feet still in the car,
couldn't get up because I was laughing so hard.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
She slid off a leather seat and out of a rolls.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Royce, absolutely.

Speaker 16 (50:30):
Off.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
You're looking forth. You slid out of a rolls.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I'm just like, must be nice, nice slippery rolls. Royst
seats that'll get I'll get every time, cursing. Thank you
so much for your call. Appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (50:44):
You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
You get these coming through four four eight seven. Got
something for you to win next.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Yeah, thanks to KEEPI mobile, you could be winnering. We're
heading around the country. We'll tell you we're going to
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Speaker 1 (50:55):
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