That Time Johns Dad Told Him How To Dress

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What started up waking up? Thisis out DC part of the show,
Intern John, and you're more SHOwant to be our first caller of the
day or sixty one? He HappyThursday friends, Welcome to the show,
Intern John. Is my name isShelby Sauce. Hello, Hello, Rose,

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good morning, Good morning God toEric and Savera here nine nine three
three eight to text our d Mis always open at WYMUS Radio. It
is national take your son and Daughterto Workday. I am participating. Got
a little man here all the twoyou're happy to go to work with DA?
Is he happy or is he grumpy? He's sleeping right now in his

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bed, so I think he is. He is content, to say the
least, Let me say your Thursdaylittle throwbacks and Chris scene always open on
the show nine nine three three eight. It's always fun too for people who
listen to like the podcast, likesee where they are if somebody texted,
yeah yesterday, Hey listening today's showwhile you're talking about famous names, because
we talked about that poor girl whosenames Taylor Swifts. Yeah, poor nineteen

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year old. Yeah, my lastname is Schwarzenegger and it sucks. Oh
no, she says everyone asked ifit related to Arnold spoiler, we are
so cool. If I say yeswhen they ask, they don't believe me.
If I say no, they tellme I should look into it because
I probably am super annoying. Thatwould be super annoying. If you think

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it's no, why do you ask? Yeah? If they say yes,
like just believe them. Yeah,thank you, gonna do ask for proof?
Yeah, that's kind of fun.I mean many family history. No,
it's like show me a picture ofArnold. That's kinda be the worst
because I'm sure maybe it's like cousinsdown the line, like you know.
But yeah, yeah, somebody elsetexted, OMG, does no one know?

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The first text you read in thepodcast was John's secret woman texting in
the quote secret relationship with local mediaguy and paying the ass. No one,
no one said anything. I mean, that's first of all. Yeah,
I don't want to say the woman'sname, but yeah, I still
kind of want to know who itwas too. It is Yeah, so
nine nine three three eight the textwhenever you want d MS open at Ymus

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Radio. Got War of the Rosestoday, got you Chris Brown tickets today,
your tea Paining tickets today. Itis bring your child to work day.
It is we have child's coming towork today. They have like a
whole day plan. They have likea whole schedule. They sure do,
yeah, because I mean there's nota lots to do here. Now you're
a kid, I mean you canrecord stuff and that's kind of fun,

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I guess. But also like wewake up so down. I'm not waking
Charlie up to bring No. Meanwhile, I brought my little guy, little
little bear because cruises out town,so you can't really get mad. Also,
there's a weird quote unquote no animalspolicy here, but all the time
I see animals on people's instagrams.Yah, honest things. There were cats
here last week. Yeah. Yeah, So I'm like that's kind and that

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was normal hours. So I thinkI think he's allowed. All he does
is sleep. He's just chilling.He's not gonna bothering buddy. And my
old station be my old station desMoines. We had the whole building,
so like three floors, and hehad his own badge and he has walked
around the building during the day.So yeah, and like got attention from
everybody. That's kind of the waythe way he does that's why he's need

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well, a nice old man,he just needs to getting attention from everybody.
You know, he's not allowed inthe building, and he's like,
excuse me, I need the validation. I mean his mind is probably like,
hey, I'm cleaner than most ofthe people in this building. Fair,
I'm I'm university loved more than somefolks in his buildings. He's not
loud. There was somebody did complainonce and I was like, okay,

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they're like he when he comes in, he leaves his hair on the floor,
Like, first of all, it'sdark tarpet. Yeah, how do
you know? Are you getting downthere and give him a little sniffy anyway?
Uh, Happy Thursday, Shelby sawus. How is your sound bath?
Do you feel relaxed? I feelso relaxed. I did a sound bath
yesterday and I also got a massageI did, like, uh, it's
called a Brazilian slimmy massage, butit's uh emphatic. Yeah, it's lymphatic

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draining. And that was cool.It wasn't like it was more like she
explained it to me for so longthat like, I feel like we ran
out of time. But she saidI can come back and stuff. I
mean, she did it, butit wasn't like the full on massage.
Does it feel relaxing? It wasrelaxing, but I feel like this woman
and I vibed so well that wejust couldn't stop talking to each other.

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Lymph neck, they're like your neckand your like armpits and your legs and
stuff. Yeah, did it feelweird? No, that felt cool.
She actually has massage to you apparently. I said, I wasn't gonna bring
this up here. I am bringingit up. Give you John. Look
at that. We've both been touchedby the same person. Oh my gosh,

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look wow. Yes, when don'tgo on, you can't just like
when she said it was before thepandemic, so she said she thinks it
was twenty nineteen, and I don't. I don't know where she was working
though, because she said it wasGaithersburg, but she said that she's worked
at a few different places. Butshe was like, yeah, I told

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my husband that I because I guessyou gave her something that had like the
name intern John on it, somaybe it was like something like someone had
given you a gift card or something. And she was like, I said
to my husband, mother like,who's intern John? And Lily her husband.
She's like, my husband has like, you know, a ninety five
normal job, and he was like, intern John, you got to massage
today? Oh my gosh. Soshe didn't even know it was you.

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Yeah, brought it up. Yeah, that is so funny. You have
given me a massage gift card.I don't know that's interesting, especially in
Gaithersburg. Think I feel like that'ssomething like maybe I would have given you
for Christmas or your birthday. ButI don't remember doing that, I mean
five years ago, Like there's noeven point in trying to remember. Yeah,
and I try remember, there's nopoint in trying to remember trying because

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I feel like I can't remember.Like if you asked me what I was
doing five years ago twenty eighteen,can legitimately everything's changed so much this time.
It really had no idea. Well, she was lovely. Her name
is Lisa. She has uh Ithink it's called embodied mind. Also also
in Gaithersburg. But she was great. She was great. And then I
did a sound bath last night withmy friends Ashley Nicole and I did that

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in See Virginia Confuses Me, FallsChurch, Vienna all the same Fairfax.
McLane Like it's all is like thesame to me in my brain. So,
uh, that place was called likeself awesomeness or something, and it's
in this like it's in seven sevenseven seven building. I know that.
But anyway, so it was asound bath and literally this woman was just

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so lovely, like it was adifferent place, different woman, and so
like you get there and she's playingthese like down bowls and then she did
like the reiki or whatever it's called. And so literally, like my friend
Nicole, when we like got upand we were done, she I heard
her saying to Nicole that I sawblue when I did the reikie to you.
And she said and I didn't hearthe rest of it because the girl

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next to me was like gathering herstuff and was kind of loud. So
then when we leave, I waslike, what color did you see?
I was like, do you seecolors for everyone? Did you see color
for me? She's like, Isaw blue for you too. She's like,
but when I did the reiki toyou, I saw on your shoulders.
Shake it off. She's like,you're carrying a lot of attension on
your shoulders. And she's like andto move forward. You need to deal
with that so that you can keepmoving forward with your life. She's like,
you're just carrying all this weight still, and she's like, so I

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really think that that's something that youneed to work on. And she had
given me this tarot card and itsaid that I need to work on like
the same thing, and I waslike, this is so wild. I
don't know, it was just weird, but it was really cool, Like
that's cool. It was really relaxing, and it's basically basically like the way
she described is kind of how itwas for me. Like it's kind of
like a movie of memories, justlike playing through your brain. Interesting,

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and she's like if you start tooverthink a memory, she's like, just
turn off the TV and turn itback on so that you're not like fixating
and it's like ruining it. Andso me having anxiety, I was like,
oh no, now I'm definitely gonnastart fixating all the memories. Like
literally like there was just this likeone memory like from like my ex boyfriend

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that I kept thinking of and Iwas like, this is not this.
Like I was so stressed about thisthat I would have my hands like really
tense. Next to me, andI didn't realize they're off the ground.
So when I finally started to relaxbecause I was like so into it,
like I fell asleep and then myhands would fall and it would wake me
up. Oh god, Okay,it was wild, but it was really
cool. Yeah, I'm definitely gonnago back. I think I'm gonna try

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different sound basts and see like howthey are. Okay, yeah, I'm
really cool. I'm a I'm awellness girl. Now. No, it
was it was really cool. Iliked it. I'm into it. Good.
Okay, all right, bro,I was you the last twenty four
hours. So I realized yesterday thatI have nothing to wear for my baby
sprinkle this weekend because all of likemy maternity stuff is just getting a little

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bit too small at that point wherelike I'm starting to swell a little bit.
Nothing fits me. So I haveto figure that out because it's like
what two three days away now,Yeah, yeah, I gotta I gotta
figure that out. I'll probably justend up wearing a dress that I have
that is like flowy, but I'mjust like I don't know what to do.
It's fine amazon, yeah, butI don't want to have to buy

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something because then I'm only gonna bewearing it for less than a month.
I'm thirty six weeks pregnant, sothere are four weeks left in this pregnancy,
y'all. If I make it tofour weeks or maybe maybe I go
over, I don't know, whoknows when this baby's gonna come. But
yeah, so I'm like, Idon't want to buy anything because it's not
enough time. But I don't reallyhave anything. I don't know. Good
thing is it's gonna be pretty chill, there's not It's mostly family, so

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I could probably get away with iswearing sweatpants and a T shirt and be
fine. But I want to lookI want to look cute, so I
gotta figure that as you should.I started Baby Reindeer Yesterday. Guy four
episodes in. It is bizarre,and it's on Netflix. It's this Guy.
It's based on a true story aboutthis guy, basic with a soccer

(10:13):
case. It has a little bitof the there's that one documentary years ago
during the peng during the pandemic ofthe Guy. The woman who gets kidnapped
as a kid and then her dadhooks up with the kidnapper. Weird like
the neighbor the neighborhood soccer do itkind of shrug as I'm supposed to do.
Has a little bit of that.Yeah they're hooking up with the kidnapper.

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Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,so it's kind of yeah, kind
of got those vibes too. Buta lot of folks recommended it yesterday.
I think I'm three or four init's a lot. It definitely makes it
feel a little bit like uneasy themajority of the time, but so far
as good. I'm basically all packedfor l A this week. Just packed

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my suit, actually shred it downmy hand. I don't know if that
means right, Yeah, you're gonnawalk. Do you go to the bathroom
so often you're gonna wash that?Yeah, we'll see, but then it
should be able to go. Sowe signed for the wedding this weekend,
the joining of two hearts into oneor something like that. I'm also going

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to try to get Cruise drunk.Well, yeah, he needs a little
distress. This man texted me yesterday. Yeah I can say this because he's
for sure us he's not listening.He texted me yesterday and I was like,
this guy, he needs a hug. No, literally, like John
said that yesterday. He was like, cruise is a huggery because he was
asking about, uh, extracurricular thingsbecause it's legal down there. I was

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like, yeah, I'm sure there'syou know, there's stuff we can do.
And he was talking about how hewants to get sleep and yeah,
yeah, I go, that's notthe vibe we want cruise. You're on
vacation, he said, And Iquote speak for your damn self. I'm
broken man about to have a child, skinning care and sleep for my only
joys in life. He can't runright here, You can't, So I

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think that that's like definitely adding like, imagine, like how much happier he
be if you could just run.Well, he can just get my back
and I'll run for him. Doyou mean because his foot like it's not
in the cast, it's not likethe air. Yeah, well he's supposed
to be wearing the boot and he'snot. Also, our friend Bianca,
who runs promotions, our other friendYoda, had birthday a couple of weeks
ago. At public Bianca would drink. I made her pinky promise that can

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get her haty this weekend. Yeah, and I took video of the pinky
promise. I intend to follow throughthe promise, because what kind of friend
am I if I don't get myfriends drunk? I mean, I don't
know. You're not a good friendat all. Dare I say I'm one
of the best at it. Yeah, it's a gift. Yeah, it
truly is my birthday. It's upbrood, thank you? Yeah, thank

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you? All right? So theone the trip or like when you do
something here on to go, Oh, thanks for Miami. Speaking of your
birthday. So a couple of yearsago, uh IS started with Eric's birthday.
We encourage listeners to send stuff tothe studio for Eric's birthday, and
we're gonna do the birthday unboxing.Hey, let me just say, you
guys did not disappoint. No,you guys were sore. He gets five

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adult toys. Oh no, weaponryEric, Eric loves adult That was kind
of the theme. Like Rose gotreally nice things like sweet cute stuff.
I got the giant Wiener statue.I still have you guys. No,
no adult can like send Rowse somethinginappropriate and feel good about it because you're
just like a really good person,like you hear. The biggest trolling gift

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I got was like a Nicholas Cageposter or something. Ye okay, okay,
but I think though for you,Sauce, people will get down the
dirt. So Sauce's birthday is twentyfourth. If you want to send something
to the studio that she will unbox, let's just say it has to be
here by the week of the twentieth. Yes, I mean by May twentieth
has to be here. We'll unboxit live on the air. What I

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said back then, I'll say thesame thing. If you have a small
business and you want to get yourname out, this is a great chance
to do that. Yeah, eighteenoh one Rockville Pike, Sweet four hundred.
This addressed it to YMS radio andso you had like a month the
end with the unboxing be awesome.Rose has the entertainment part coming next with
you Got for Us? There's anew rule tackling airline refunds. And this

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is pretty awesome. First hate fromthe city that changes the world. Here's
three things you need to know withRose for your Thursday. Rose, you
Got for Us. So there's anew rule that is tackling airline refunds.
The Transportation departments said airlines will berequired to provide automatic cash refunds within a
few days for canceled flights and significantdelays. So under current regulations, airlines

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basically could decide how long and delayhad to be before issuing a refund,
and they could give a voucher insteadof like the cash. But now the
administration is saying it's significant delay islasting at least three hours for domestic flights
and six hours for international ones,and airlines they still can offer the travel
credit or voucher, but the consumercan reject that offer and ask for the

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cash and stead which is really nice. The rule also was gonna apply to
refunds of checked bag fees if thebag isn't delivered within twelve hours for domestic
flights or fifteen to thirty for internationalflights, so just keep that in mind.
So as you know, Foxtrot abruptlyshuts down all of their stores nationwide,
including ten in the DC area,leaving thousands without jobs. And this

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is kind of crazy. Some employeesare taking legal action against the parent company
under allegations of the Federal Warn Actbecause they did not get a warning.
Wow. Interesting, they got atwo hour warning where they were told to
ask customers to leave take the trashout, remove their belongings, make a
close sign to put on the door, and then lock the doors and leave
the wild. Which is wild becauseit isn't worse. Isn't that why the

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one in DC, like one ofthe ones in DC was just giving away
wine. Yeah, it was wild, so so crazy. So employees are
seeking sixty days of back pay forthe amount of time Fox Trot should have
worn them about the playoffs, youknow, so they could like find another
job. They were literally left inthe door. They had no idea going
in that they were going to getfired that day. Yeah, that's just
insane, which is I cannot believethat. So the US women's soccer team

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will play a send off match againstCosta Rica in DC before departing floor the
Olympics, which is really cool.So the match is at for July sixteenth
at Outfield in Washington. Some markyour calendars for that, and just reminder
tonight, the Commanders are picking secondoverall in the NFL draft. Most draft
analysis are expecting a quarterback pick,but we will see. I'm Rose.

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Those are the three things you toknow for the day. Thank you,
Rose, You're welcome. Nine ninethree eighth number tex Sabrina. Now Everything.
Celebrity Shelby Sauce has her entertainment ofpart coming next which you got for
us? This lab might be openinga joint in Vegas. I'll tell you
though, dang why the most unintentionallyfunny thing just half in the studio.
I brought Chewy and mellow Schwaha forbring your kid to workday, and Sauce

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is holding them then set them downand then she said, like Rose and
Titanic, come back? Is thatintentional or voice screached it a little?
Yeah, come back? Allergies arebad. I still have this harrol over
my face. So my my carhas on it. You think Shrek's doing

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snongels to screen everywhere? Correct?Everything Celebrity Shelby Sauce has her entertainment apart
what you got for us? Thisis super cute. A two year old
boy has officially become friends with Beyonceafter a video when viral of him calling
the singer his friend uh and itcaught her attention. So in the original
viral video, the little kid's nameis Tyler. He tells his mom quote,

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she's our friend. Beyonce is myfriend and upon seeing that Beyonce sent
Tyler a beautiful bouquet of blue andwhite ful hours with a sweet message that
said quote, I see your halo, tier Tyler, which is just so
cute. That's all it takes.I know our friend too, literally,
like that's just so sweet. Andthe boy's mom, her name's be she

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said, quote through the power ofQueen Bee's Internet, millions of yous and
likes. It's crazy. She sawthe video and sent some of her favorite
blue flowers, a new animal bestfriend for Tyler, and the sweetest message
that our family will always treasure,which is just so sweet. I just
love it. And then of course, like they've been expressing their gratitude since
they posted that, and they're sayinglike, thank you for everyone who shared
comment liked it. Tyler maybe tooyoung to remember all this, but I'll

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always remind him to dream big andshoot for the stars. Beyonce sent my
baby flowers and it's just such acute video, so please make sure you
watch it today if you if youneed some like warm fuzzies in your heart
today. That sounds kind of stupid, whatever, So Morgan Wallen might be
starting his own bar in restaurant EmpireUh, sure. My sources are saying

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that he's investing millions into a jointon the Vegas Strip. There aren't really
any like specific details, but peoplethink that it could be an extension of
this bar in Tennessee Kitchen, whichis the Music in You, that he's
opening in downtown Nashville this year.A rep for Morgan Wallen is saying that
he's not opening a place anywhere inVegas, which I mean, I feel

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like that's what reps say when they'regonna open from the chairs he bolted to
the ground. Probably, yes,there won't be any chairs. It's just
like booth Dan, Yeah, soI do. That would make sense though,
if you were to expand. Andthis was just kind of random to
me and maybe you guys will agree, but uh, basically, when Zulander
two came out, Ben Siller wasapparently convinced that it was going to be

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a huge hit, and when itflopped he felt blindsided. So Zoolander's the
original that came out in two thousandand one. Everyone knows the movie,
but Zoo Lanner two it came outfifteen years ago. I didn't even know
there was a zoo Leander two.I vaguely remember it. I think I
don't remember that at all. Sohe this was like, uh, this
came out from an interview this week, and he said I thought everyone would

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want to see it, and Iwas like, wow, I really messed
this up. Everyone didn't go.It's gotten really horrible reviews unquote. So
basically he's saying that like it wasreally hard for him to move forward with
new projects because he was just soblindsided by Zoo Lander two just flopping,
which is wild to me because I'mlike, I really didn't know there was
a dealer too, And I'm like, wow, like Ben, you've been
in like every movie. Oh yeah, Like how is it hard for you

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to move forward after like just oneflop? Yeah? If you look for
something to watch tonight, we gotthe NFL draft. What time they're saying
the command if everything goes to plan, should be like eight twenty five to
eight thirty five. They picked second, Okay, so we'll see. Good
to know. Dead Boy Detective ison Netflix and then Velma Season two is
on Max. Thanksus, You're welcome. Everything to watch is up if you
need something to listen to. Plentyof podcasts y Miss radio dot com listen.

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I think it's great if you dofitness stuff, like if you have
run marathons. Not for me,per se God, yeah right, kind
of the vibe. This dude wentviral because he ran a mile in a
swimming pool thirty five minutes correct inthis twenty four seconds. So a British
man ran the distance of one milethrough the water in a s emotion an

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attempt to break a Guinness World record. Okay, yeah, his name,
Adam Lopez ran sixty three lamps inthe eighty two foot pool in England on
Tuesday at the time of thirty fiveminutes twenty four seconds. I feel like
that would just take way too long, oh feeling it would be like really
like frustrating because it would be likein slow motion you're running. Yeah,
I mean it's uh. So hebested the current world record by four and

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a half minuteskay, okay, butevidence from his attempt still needs to be
reviewed by officials before it's official.Okay. Kind of a cool thing.
He said. He started exercising thepool after being diagnosed with type two diabetes.
Oh wow, so he said,when someone tells your life under threat,
it changes your complexion and how youlook at your mortality. Sometimes take
our lives for granted, our healthfor granted, and we shouldn't. We
should look after ourselves. So therecord attempt raised money for a five year

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old girl named Grace who's diagnosed withhis final muscular trophy, which is yeah,
yeah that I wouldn't even think dothat. Sixty three las a lot?
That is a lot. I feellike the English people are just like
taking over running because I got onEnglish running TikTok last night. I don't
know, because there's like some randomvideo on my for your page, this
one being like this is wild thisgirl like this is a picture of her

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running her first marathon in twenty nineteen. And then I guess like in England
during the pandemic, you could onlyhave an hour outside at one point.
Oh yeah, so this girl wouldgo out for her an hour and just
run. And so her first marathonshe ran it in four hours something minutes.
She took two hours off. Thenext marathon she ran Holy Cat,
and now she's on Team England forRunning, announced her whole job. I

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need to know her name. Ifeel like, why it's it's on my
for you page. Don't worry abouthow long before you realize you're on British
running TikTok. No, I mademyself good. Her name is Anya Colling,
okay, no, I started lookingthis girl up, so she went
down. I was like, thatis so interesting. What did she do?
What's her tips? And then Ifound her her TikTok and I was
just like, this is interesting doinganything for two hours. I couldn't do

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it, especially running. But shetook two hours off her time so she
didn't have to do it for twohours. But yeah she did. She
did four hours originally. Yeah,and she had two hours ye two hours.
Yeah, that's so wild. Ago, Yeah, that's good for her.
My goodness. I want to getto this next for your Thursday.
Rose, send this to me.The type of person each zodiac can help,
but full ahead over heels. First, Aziza and Saturn Internshohn your Morning

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show guy asking for a friend.In about thirty minutes, she started dating
the guy. Is he too nice? Is that possibly be a thing?
We'll talk to around like seven tofifteen. Rose, end this to me.
You said it was pretty spot onfor you. I want to see
if we think it matches everybody else. The type of person each zodiac sign
can't help but fall head over heelsfor Yeah, I'd love to hear your
thoughts over text too, So itgoes through all of them. Like Aries

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men, my brother, Aries,physical appearance is very important Aries. Most
Aries men are suggestible to a greatfigure, so fitness is vital. They're
drawn to unique and the usual andmost importantly confident individuals. Okay, okay,
sure, Aries women very energetic.She's looking for someone who can match
her energy level. Aries women willbe immediately drawn to someone who has self

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confidence and knows how to get whathe wants out of life. Sure yeah,
sure, Taurus man Eric Clinton aswell. Yeah, Taurus ruled by
Venus, the planet of values,love and beauty, meaning Taurus will be
drawn to a woman who is gentle, laid back, attractive. I think
that. I think that applies tome because my husband is a Taurus.

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Yes, I think you are.You are gentle, thank you, and
laid back and attractive. You couldsay it. I'm not gonna say.
I thought we were saying attract ofthing. You know what I'm saying.
But like Eric doesn't want somebody tolaid back and gentle, he wants somebody
who's gonna to he wants to beathim up. Yeah, he wants someone
to control him. Correct, that'sI think that's the Laighton thing. That's
the prob like he I think hewants that, but I think he needs

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someone who's maybe a little more gentle. Yeah, he wants somebody who's gonna
whip crack the whip, but alsowants to be treated like a child.
Like. Think of his last girlfriend, Like she was like, she tried
to be laid back. She wassupposed to be giving off but did not.
Apparently the vibe she like if youlike looked at her Instagram, it

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seemed like that. Yeahs a bamboozle. She was mean. She was a
mean girl. Yeah, well shehurt my feelings a lot. Oh wait,
I'll tell you one, sorry realquick. So there was a time
so she pretended like she didn't.Oh yeah yeah. Taurus male drawn a

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beauty like a moth to a flame. Yeah, for sure. Appreciation for
the finer things helped, since Taurusmale is very much aware of money,
not overspending is a plus with thesequalities. I mean, Eric does like
to have like a fancy dinner,yeah, but not like every week.
We couldn't give him the buying beltto WrestleMania, so he is money aware.
Yeah, there's that Taurus. Femalesattracted the beauty and the finer things

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in life drawn to a man whois generous as well as as possible,
sure, Gemini man. A Geminimale needs a lot of excitement and mental
simulation to hold his attention. Whenhe meets someone who can provide this regularly,
could be loved first sight, Geminiwoman, you too. The Gemini

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female is ruled by mercury, justlike the male. Qualities that would draw
a Gemini women to potential partner includehumor, yes, cleverness, and intelligence.
Gemini likes love and romance as wellas others. But it all begins
on mental note, and you canfind someone with these qualities that hold her
interests a flame can be let Yeah, I feel like you, we like
mentally connect before we like fall foras anybody. Okay, so it has

(26:34):
to be on the smart level.Yeah, you have to, like it
has to be like a mental things. Like That's why I feel like I've
ended up dating like like guys thatwere from my friends first because I was
like, oh my god, likeI wasn't like attracted to you, but
now you're hot. Okay, Yeah, so you got to numb a little
bit and then important. Yeah,cancer man, this is the cancer male
needs a gentle and feminine partner tohis preference is petite. They must have

(26:56):
empathy and emotional intelligence. Sure,cancer woman's looking for or first and foremost,
someone who makes her feel safe mentally, physically, and financially. I
can see that. Yeah, Leoman, that's you as the easiest as
the easiest sign to deal with andthe most That's not what it says.

(27:17):
Guess what says. It probably saysneed someone that's going to be supportive of
their like their big start on rolein life. Like you say that,
but doesn't not a positive when yousay it's used someone that's gonna be supportive
and know that they're not gonna bethe spotlight all the time. The Leo
man is looking for a partner witha gentle nature who is not afraid to
focus on him. He seeks someonewho's in touch with their own inner child

(27:42):
and can have fun. Yeah.The biggest turn off to a Leo males
a woman who puts him down,especially in public. Well, yeah,
but he also prefers taking the leadand being in charge. If he can
find a woman with these qualities,he may stick around. Yeah, that's
that's there we go. Leo.Woman's looking for someone who idealized her maker

(28:03):
grand gestures to get her and keepher attention. Kind of makes sense.
My mom's Leo, woman, Ican attest to this. My father has
put that woman so high on apedestal. She's good, but it's getting
to her head. After forty years, her ego is too big, Her
egos astually approached Mother's Day her downa package. I love you, you

(28:26):
know, but it's cute my dadjust like they've been together over forty years,
but their fortieth wedding anniversaries in July, and literally like he just adores
my mom and it's just so sweet. It is so cute. Your dad
matter funny too, because your dad'sFacebook he shared a photo of like which
is writing rooms yeah and like tagyour mom like Megan and somebody steal your
car. But like, the wayhe talks about my mom is just so

(28:48):
like, like my mom and Iare very much the same, where like
ow feelings, my dad's like Ilove your mother to this day, wake
up and like, oh, likeevery day she's more and more beautiful,
My dad, stop texting me thisalso I want but also like so sweet.
Yeah, wonder you like have hotsuch high standards as you should with
Because you grew up seeing that kindof love, you're gonna want the same

(29:10):
kind of thing. Don't settle girl, Tony d smart now, yeah you
locked that down. You also likeshowing you how you like how you Virgo
man is not looking, uh,looking for somebody neat who smells good and
has high intelligence. Okay, makessense. Uh, Female virga prefers men
who are neat also clean, wellgroomed. Since the rule by mercury plant

(29:32):
that rules the mind, she musthave a man who is intelligent, okay,
labor man ruled by venus. Thevalue beauty, appearance in dress and
elegance, confidence and grace are alsoqualities that draw Libra men. Okay,
sure, Libra women likes a welldressed, handsome man being kind to consider
it as a must Scorpio man,that'd be cruz u Scorpio males trying a
mystery intriguing woman who is a challenge. Loyalty is also important. I'll be

(29:56):
honest that males the greatest the samemouth was probably a challenge. But yeah,
I would say she challenges him likethe best, and also he challenges
her because she is fun. She'sthe best. Yeah, he's fine.
Yeah, yeah, Mau's ma mama, d I love. You can't compare

(30:17):
mal and Crews. Yeah, youknow scar kind of fun, they say
when when she's in love, Scorpioexpects a man to spend money, care
to her, be loyal, makeher feel as though she's the only woman
in the world for him. Thatis my friend, Anna to a t
Yeah so crazy. That was herInstagram hand at one point. Now it's
al sure nice absolutely because she livesdoes Sarious Man's looking for a woman who

(30:44):
is up for adventure, whether itinvolves international travel or going somewhere closer to
home. So skittles, yes,the sad woman. That's weird to say,
that's not God? Yes? Isthat for a man who is a
challenge, The more aloofy here isthe better, although at some point he
must of course make his interest known. Capricorn man prefers someone who's not a

(31:07):
louder pushy. Sure Capricorn female canbe hard to please, and she doesn't
hate out compliments without reason. Thatis my best friend. That is my
best friend, Kate Caitlyn Here Quariusman can be hard to understand because he's
generally ahead of his time in someway, quirky and slowly in a relationship.
Friends first is his motto, orhe's emotionally unavailable. Can say it
sure, Aquarius women can have ahard time make her mind up about who

(31:30):
she really wants in a love match, and she meets someone who can engage
in very deep conversations, though thatis a plus. Finally, Pisces man's
off of misunderstood. He prefers someof long hair and a sense of purity
about life in general. You don'tsay Pisc's women. The first quality for
an Pisces female looks for a man'skindness and consideration. He must be as

(31:51):
strong an exude a sense of protectivenesstowards her. If these are a spot
on for you, like the kindof work for us, I would love
number text three eight arou Rigo Obsessedand turn Johnny Marky should possible for a
guy to be too nice? Askingfor a friend? Comes next? Bring
your child the workday at the radiostation. We are starting to drink now.

(32:15):
Yeah, by the time the kidsget here, we are rip roaring
and having a right time. Well, they have a pretty intense schedule.
Well here's I always think we coulddo like a scared straight situation where Eric
will be behind the door and we'llput him in room with Eric and he'll
try to give him to like stayin school and not do like drugs and
that kind of thing. Yeah,I can do better. I think that's
the vibe. Yeah, I feellike that's not a good idea. Yeah,

(32:36):
we'll put them all in Eric's tinyroom and then they'll come out better
people for it. They do havea scavenger hunt that's like fifteen minutes,
so I think like during that time, maybe like hide Eric somewhere and have
them like jump out. Oh yeah, that's the last prize. Yeah.
Yeah, he's a foine uncle Eric. Yea, so very excited for that.
It's chew easier to help partake andtake your kids the workday. He's
very excited about it. Rose hasthe three things you need to know for

(32:57):
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(33:21):
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(33:45):
the app would probably continue to functionin the US. So TikTok has already
said that they will challenge the law. I don't necessarily see TikTok going anywhere
anytime soon, but there is thattimeframe of selling within nine months to a
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(34:07):
So we did, we put togetherand offered, Well we got up to
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Yeah, so we'll see if ifthey'll let us buy it. But yeah,
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(34:27):
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(35:37):
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(35:58):
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Just search intern John in your morningshow wherever you listen to podcasts. You're
going through something you don't want toask the people in your life for advice

(36:21):
because maybe involves them. So whywe do asking for a friend? What
do you do if a guy istoo nice? Is it even possible?
First takes on, let's go fakename Kara, good morning, good morning.
You're asking for a friend involves newofficially boyfriend or guy we're seeing?
Well, it's been about a monthand a half. Okay, pretty new,

(36:45):
gotcha? Okay, so but we'rejust in the dating stage, not
necessarily committed fully okay, gotcha?Okay, what's going on? Right?
So he's a really nice guy,but he's actually too nice. He's too
much of a yes man. Andit's good that he's nice, but I
don't know how to Oh no,wait, your phone work. I'm sorry.

(37:08):
So he's a little bit too nice, and what happens? He's,
you know, he's a little toonice, and he's like too much of
a yes man, and I don'tIt's not like I want to tell him
to be mean. But how doI say like that he should take a
stand? I mean, I couldjust do anything and he wouldn't object,
and I just don't really like that, so almost like like he doesn't have

(37:30):
enough standards as the word, butyou could, do you feel like you
could do whatever you want? Ordo you feel like if he asks you
what you want to eat, likeit'll always be what you want? I
guess, I guess. I justI'm afraid he's not gonna say what he
wants. And I mean, Ihave good character anyway, but like I

(37:51):
want to hear from someone what theywant they prefer, and I'm afraid he'll
just always go along with whatever Iwant. It's I guess it's probably a
mixture too of like he's I'm gonnaassume you a good person. Obviously you
want him to be happy too,so you probably want to do things that
he wants to do. Is thatkind of fair to assume exactly? That's
okay? Part of it? Okay, So I guess it's just like,

(38:13):
how do you get him to bemore honest and I guess stand his ground?
Is that fair? Yeah, andnot be afraid to say what he
wants or if he if he disagreeswith me to speak of Okay, that
makes sense? Okay, can Iput you and hold this one second?
Yeah? So what would you doyour fake name Kara call me eight seven

(38:34):
seven, nine ninety five four sixeighty one, text me nine nine three
three eight asking for a friend anintern John in your morning show? Asking
for a friend intern John your morningshow. We just talked to fake name
Caro started dating the guy in hisword that he is too nice, not
necessarily taking a stand on things necessarilyguys setting boundaries as well. What should

(38:55):
you do eight seven seven nine ninetyfive four sixty one to call nine nine
three three create, to text,or get you in hold shall be soasked?
Can somebody be too nice? Imean, you can be too nice
if you don't really have like anopinion on things and you're just kind of
like very agreeable and stuff that wouldbother me. Uh, if you really
like him, I mean, youcan sit down and have a conversation with

(39:15):
him, But I feel like thatcould hurt his feelings. I'm gonna be
honest, I don't even know whatI would do in the situation. I
would talk to the person, forsure, but I feel like that could
definitely hurt their feelings because they're justtrying to make you happy. But it's
almost like you're dating yourself. Thenat that point, right, if the
other person's not giving you any inputanything and they're just so agreeable and there's
a yes man like yeah, Iget them rarely wrong. But I just

(39:37):
feel like for me, if Iwas seeing someone like that, I wouldn't
be attracted to it. So Idon't really know what I would do because
I wouldn't still be dating them.Yeah I get that, yeah, personally,
because you want somebody that has apersonality in like different views. Yeah,
I can grow with and you canlike have conversations with or not like
oh yeah whatever you say, like, oh yeah, hey, thanks great,

(39:58):
this has been an awesome conversation talkingto a. Yeah. Also,
cap be asked, I want tomake all decisions all the time. No,
my gosh, No, what doyou want to say with this?
I feel like I did date thatperson once and I wasn't ready for a
relationship where they were like nice ina way. But for this, I
wouldn't say it's he's too nice.I would say that it's just he just

(40:20):
likes SSA doesn't make any decisions.Maybe how you approach it is instead of
having a conversation, because I don'tthink that necessarily would lead anywhere you give.
This sounds like you're gonna be talkingto a talller. But you give
choices like you give options, like, oh, I can't decide what I
want to eat tonight? Would youprefer to have burgers or pizza like whatever,
like like something like that. Maybethat could help, But for me,
I feel like that would just driveme crazy and I probably would not

(40:44):
just be in the relationship. Yeah, i'd be hard a restaurants to what
do you want to fanatize or whatever? You want? All of them?
Yeah? And this, yeah,like three or four things we decide Brock.
Come on now, let me gowith Alison, Good morning, good
morning. What do you want tosay with this? Pretty much what you
guys were saying to just kind ofsit down and have a conversation, but

(41:05):
come from a place of love.And if he's still not gonna listen and
do anything, then maybe it's timeto sign somebody else. In part ways,
yeah, I would disagree. Ithink eventually you go crazy. Would
Yeah, I would. Thank youfor listening. I have a great day,
all right, Thank you too.By Miguel in Napolis, Nicole,
good morning, good morning, Goodabout you ask there with this? I

(41:31):
honestly see this more as a peoplepleasing personality trait in him than anything having
to do with sake named Kara,And honestly, I think it's gonna have
to come for for that kind ofcycle to change. Is going to take
more growth and self love for himto learn how to voice his needs and

(41:51):
desire. Assuming she's giving space forthat. Yeah, interesting, I guess
I think they call we sometimes forgetthat people act the way to do because
of something in their past, goodor bad. So maybe he had a
previous relationship or like family relationship wherehe didn't feel like he was respected there
or wasn't really given a choice,so he doesn't want to upset somebody like
that kind of vibe, right,and and fake named Piera sounds like in

(42:15):
this relationship she wants, you know, him to speak up for what he
wants. So sounds like he's givingspace for that. But I would also
just have more of an authentic,honest conversation about the pattern she's seeing and
just be supportive of him in thatjourney. Absolutely, it makes perfect sense,
Nicole, Thank you for listening,Have a great day. Absolutely,

(42:36):
two guys, bye, somebody texttoday nine ninety three three eight. Does
he have a personality or is hispersonality wherever you want to be? No,
that's such a good point. Yeah. Yeah, as somebody else said,
my husband is the same way.I was not able to change that.
We make it work, but it'sannoying. Yeah, I could see
that being super frustrating. I knowI can be really indecisive, and I

(42:57):
know that can be stressful for Clint, But like I can still make a
decision, you know, Yeah,especially if it's like you want an opinion
on something, like if I'm askingfor an opinion and it just you agree
with everything. I know occasionally I'mgonna miss Yeah, it'd be nice that
I can trust you to help withthat. Yeah, Like imagine like marrying
this person, like having kids,Like imagine trying to name your kids with

(43:20):
someone they can't decide anything. Yeah, that sounds horrible. Let me go
in Napolis Loves Good morning, Goodmorning. What'd you want to say,
girl, I'm just wanting to say, I'm a spicy Latina, so I
didn't need a guy to match myenergy. And if they're too nice,
like they either they don't have likea backbone, or maybe like maybe their

(43:40):
self esteems a little well, yeah, but at the same time, like
it's still an ick for me andit's like not the path I would go
for. But yeah, can Iask you a question, love, since
you're a spicy latina? Yeah,Eric always said a spicy latina would break
me. Do you think that's true? Great? Baby, maybe crack you

(44:06):
a little bit. You have thesweetest voice, so you're saying that literally,
yeah, that's called the chab andthen come in and get the upper
and knocked out. Thank you forlisten. A great day. Thank you,
my man, a man. Youcan continue to suffer. Text if
you want. Do you want askingfor a friend? D m's are always
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(44:50):
Glenn Powell has finally admitted that heand Sidney Sweeney they may have leaned
into those romance rumors that happened lastyear when they're trying to get people interested
in their rom com anyone but youuh so he said it. Quote the
two things that you have to sell, the two things that you have to
have to sell a rom com arefun in chemistry. Sydney and I have
a ton of fun together, andwe have a ton of effortless chemistry.

(45:13):
That's people wanting what's on the screenoff the screen, and sometimes you just
have to lean into it. Andit worked wonderfully. Sidney is very smart.
They're really hot, yeah, reallyhot. Yeah. But the internet
was like falling all over itself becausethey're like, oh, like are they
together? Really not? And theylike really were all about it, so
uh the actors like uh so basically, Also, Glenn's girlfriend unfollowed him at

(45:34):
one point, so yeah, itjust there are lots of rumors and we
all we all were eating it up. So there you go. And then
Matti heally he has denied that he'slistened to The Torture Poets Apartment. Okay,
he's basically saying he's like he said, quote, I haven't really listened
to much of it, but I'msure it's good. Quote Maddy shut up.

(45:55):
She has definitely listened to it andcried like in the corner, feel
like yeah, yeah, no way. The torture posted department, I have
a typewriter, so weird. Idid leave that's her part chocolate bars.
I didn't eat those, okay anyway, And I'm trying not to deep dive
like on her album and like likebecause I really think that the one review

(46:16):
saying like people are like Patternity testingher album like every song, I do
think that's true, and we don'tneed to be doing next. We can
just like enjoy the music. Butthere are a lot of songs about him.
And if you don't know who MattiHeally is, by the way,
he is the lead singer of thenineteen seventy five. So they did like
briefly date in twenty fourteen, andthen they did have a brief relationship last

(46:38):
year for about a month this timearound this time last year actually, and
he was like her rebound after shebroke up with Joe Allwin. So he
literally it seemed like even that hecoordinated with the paparazzi to make that statement
about the album, because you know, he's getting dragged. Even her Fortnite
video, though, is just mirroringa bunch of the nineteen seventy five music

(46:58):
videos. So anyway, Maddie shutup nobody. Yeah, like you know,
you listen the whole album and you'relike, oh kid, we did
that from her, So yeah,you're a loser. Sorry. And if
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(47:20):
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Hell yeah yeah, so happy.So now like your kids can grow up
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Charlie watching Reading Rainbow. Literally,but I was allowed to watch Ninja Turtle,

(47:44):
so that better not be on theI don't know, that's I know.
I'm just saying, guys, she'sall silent, that's sad. She
hates pizza. She does she does. That's why I free the turtles.
That was my first act of kindness. What is when I freed the turtles.
I broke into my neighbor's yards andI let all of her turtles out.

(48:07):
Hold on, hold on, pause, rewind. So my neighbor,
this girl across the street, shewould find turtles in the woods and put
them in this bird cage in herbackyard, cage wild literally and there's probably
eleven in there. And she wentto Ocean City for the weekend. And
when she was gone, I've brokento her backyard and I freed all the

(48:28):
turtles, and her mom came overand flipped out on my mom. She's
like, I know it was herdaughter that let all the turtles out.
I almost said the girl's name,but yeahs a turtle for you. So
I didn't start with straws. Iphysically freed the turtles. Think for you,
I was like nine or ten.You say you didn't start with straws.
You physically went out there and freedthose turtles. Save them. So

(48:53):
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(49:14):
two y Miss Radio dot Com,Chris Brown's coming to Capitol one Arena.
We're gonna get you in the checkin an intern Johnny Morning Show. I
saw this video of proposal that wentdown at a waffle house where the guy
put the ring in the waffle adorable. I want to do, though,
what is the worst proposal you've seen? Could have been your own proposal,

(49:35):
could have been a friend, couldhave been family, whatever, the absolute
worst proposal for marriage you've ever seenyour entire life. I'll change your name,
I'll change your voice. Nobody's knowwhat it's you that a couple,
But I gotta imagine there's some horrendousones out there, Like maybe now you
can laugh at it out of time. You're like, there is no way.
Yeah, this dude just threw thering at her face and a snowball

(49:59):
like something like some among those lines. Yeah, yeah, eight seven seven,
nine, nine five four six statewant to call me nine ninety three
three eight to text if you textEric calls you back from a Marylynd number
again. We'll change your name,will change your voice. What is the
worst proposal you've ever seen? Thebest one? Gonna see Chris Brown the
check in on an intern John,your Morning Show with Sizza and Saturn.

(50:21):
Chris Brown coming to Capitol on Arena. We are getting you in the check
in on intern John in your morningshow. What is the worst proposal you've
ever seen? Could be yours,could be a friend, could be family
eight seven seven nine ninety five foursix state want to call me nine nine
three three eight to text. Wecan change your name, we can change

(50:42):
your voice. Fake name, Brittany, good morning, good morning. So
your worst proposal you've seen? Ohno, this is your your sister and
now soon to be brother in law. Or is he brother in law?
Yeah, no he is brother inlaw now. But this this is this
is this is totally packy. Heprinted off a picture of the ring because

(51:04):
he didn't he hadn't paid for ityet, and literally the piece of paper
was like marry me question mark.Oh okay, interesting, so you kind
of yeah, you're kind of likeyou know, when she sent it to
me, I was like, oh, this is this run was it at
least in color fluck and white?Okay, are you a fan of this

(51:25):
guy? Or is he like thiskind of like an idiot, you know,
just an absolute idiot. Okay,And and and I mean it just
he can't ever get that back,So I should I love her and I
really like him. Yeah, butI mean this is this is just just
terrible. Yeah, it's just sad. God, I got you, Okay,
can I put you in hold onesecond? Absolutely? She is your

(51:46):
current leader, and let me hearyours the worst proposal You've ever seen?
Eight seven, seven, nine,five four six eight one to call nine
ninety three three eight to text willchange your name if you want what change
your voice. If you want thebest one, go to see Chris Brown
the check in your show one second, Guy warl the Roses, thirty minutes

(52:07):
on an intern, John in YourMorning Show. Why does he have a
parking pass for an apartment complex heis not living? Is a cheating We
find out on A fifteen Right nowthough, Chris Brown tickets the check in.
I want to know what's the worstproposal you've ever seen? Could be
yours, could be somebody else's eightseven, seven, nine ninety five for
six state want to call nine ninethree three eight attacks like, for instance,

(52:31):
Jessica, good morning, good morning, this was your proposal? What
happened? It was, so Imean to qualify my husband now and I
already had a toddler. And helooked at me in the face and was
like, you probably need health andshirt. Should we just get married?
Look at that? My god tailsover time. Jessica, you were a

(52:53):
little girl. You thaw that momentand did it meet your standards? That's
exactly what I thought. Well,his mom did tell him he blanks the
bed and that I probably needed morethan that. He was completely confused by
what she meant because there was noring. There was. Yeah, I've
been together how long, Jessica?Sixteen years? That all right, Jessica.

(53:19):
Second, you're in the running.I mean that's just a dude.
This dude logic. Yeah, probablyinsurance, like we should probably we should
do this. Yeah, probably shouldthe day. Oh let's go. Fake
name Liz needs the voice change onesecond, fake name Liz, good morning,
good morning. How to happen?Girl? So I was dating this

(53:42):
guy and he was like, hurryup, come home from work. I
was pried for you. Oh,I'm like, okay, I come home
and he's like, here're getting withme. So we're laying in bed,
clothes on everything, and he goes, so, why do you love me?
I was like, why don't youread only been dating for a few
months. I was like, well, you're starting to open up and you
know, show that you know willingto con man. I guess and he

(54:06):
said, will you marry me?I was like, oh, uh,
if I say yes, can wewait a year or so? He said
yeah, I guess. I couldn'tfind out the ring was stolen and he
got it from my guys. Let'sjust say that had the fiction issues.
Sure, okaymagic that he stole thering stolen ring. One second you were

(54:31):
in the running. Hold uh,Jennifer, good morning, good morning.
This was your own proposal. Whathappened, girlfriend? Oh? It was
the worse. So I met thisguy in a bar. So we were
frequently going out the bars, andI know him for two months, and

(54:52):
we went out and we got sowasted that when I got home I just
could have phoned the living room stloorand I slept there. Well, the
next morning he just kind of wakesme up, and I feel like I'm
about the vomit. I have theworst headache in the world. And he
just says, will you marry me? No? Ring, no, nothing,
And so my response is by mering. So he leaves, goes

(55:13):
to the ball and comes back withlike the worst ring ever. Oh thank
god? Wait are we did you? Did you? But Jeff, did
you marry him? That's the worstpart. I married him and we were
married for sixteen years? Oh mygod, all right, Jeff, that's
long. Absolutely, let me goback to the voice. Change fake name

(55:36):
Amy, good morning, Good morning. You're with this man for how long?
So this is not me? Thisis my best friend? Got you?
Okay? And then yeah, howare they together? For? They
have been married for twenty three years. This proposal was one of the worst
that I think I've heard. Whathappened, well, he decided that the
best way to propose would be thering inside his boxer briefs in the flat.

(56:00):
She would find them. Gosh,yes, so I don't know what
twelve like, what is happening?That's hilarious. Props to that guy.
No, no, that's a risk. Props to that guy. I think

(56:24):
one treat treats. It's like aTETSI roll pop you. I mean if
I can't, I can't. Okay, that cannot be real. One second,
Yeah, you want to like whatyou see? You want to you
like that? That is I meanmy gosh, I say romances, Dad,

(56:44):
you know what I mean. Asecond Christine, good morning, good
morning, laid on me, says, well, mine was with me seven
years never told me he loved meever, and Mother's Day seven years ago.
Turned around and took my two oldestkids to Walmart. Now, mind

(57:07):
you, I show everybody the jewelrythat I like and the rings that I
like. Well, he turned aroundand the kids were in electronics, and
they come back, and he turnedaround and showed them, went back there,
got them, brought them up,showed them the ring and said,
well, your mother probably won't wearit, and still bought it anyways,

(57:27):
and brought me the wrong ring.Come in the house. Everybody videotaped it.
Come in the house on Mother's Dayand said, we've had her up,
we've had her down. I loveyou, will you marry me?
Came over, set the ring boxin my lap, never put the rings
on my fingers, and I startedcrying and said, are you serious?

(57:51):
And I never said yes, neversaid no. He got up and went
and did the dishes. I said, excuse me, honey, He said
I did my part. Yeah,I told him. I said, you
did your part. I said thatmeans I get a new set when we
get married, because you didn't putthem on my fingers. I did.
So I'm engaged to myself. Damngirl. Wait, so Christy he is

(58:14):
married down for a while or no, we're not even married. We're still
together me my goodness, Okay,let me go. Uh do you wait
a second? Melissa? Good morning, Hello Melissa. Okay, so this
how long are you with this guyfor? Are you talking to me?

(58:38):
Oh, Larissa? Of course,yes, my mistake, Larissa. The
scream was wrong? All good?So you knew this person for? How
long? I've known him since Iwas a teenager, since I was twelve
years old? Okay? And heproposed? How so he called me up
and told me when I got homehe needed to admit to some really bad

(59:00):
mistakes. He did, And soI got home and he's like, baby,
I love you, but you knowhow all these girls like keep hit
me up or Facebook and everything,and I really really made a mistake,
do you know? I was messaginghim back, and I was talking to
them behind your back, and thenyou know, I decided that I was

(59:23):
going to admit to them that Ididn't want them, that I loved you
and I want to marry you.Will you marry me? What will?
He may seem like he was Washe actually cheating? No, he said
he thought it would be funny toset to build me up with pain to

(59:47):
then make me happy with the proposal. Are you kidding me? Are The
crazy thing is? I did marryare you? Two months later? And
now we're separated and we only,like, god, a marriage for like
nine months? Yeah, oh mygod. All right, that's like those

(01:00:07):
proposals you see online where it's likethey fake like a carjacking or like a
robbery or something, and then it'sjust a joke just to like get their
emotions so heightened, and then it'slike, oh, just kidding, will
you marry me? I do notunderstand those. Yeah, that's what he
thought. It would be funny tomake me think he was cheating on me,
to hurt the like get my yehad to get my emotions high,

(01:00:29):
and then I would be happy aboutthe proposal. Marissa, one second you
were in the running. My goodness, Christina, good morning, Hi,
how are you doing well? Thisis your cousin's proposal. What happened?
Oh, my goodness. So we'reat my sister's house and she's of course

(01:00:50):
having a function, a cookout,and we were all inside and my my
cousin has a seven month old babyturned her nail husband and he decided that
it would be a good idea toput the ring in the baby's paper and
hand her the baby and say thathe needs to be changed, he needs
to be changed. So she hadhe hands her baby, is like,

(01:01:15):
he needs to be he needs tobe changed, So puts the baby on
the couch. We're all sitting there. What does the baby do? He
she opens the diaper and it's cooped. Listen. He was mortified. We
had no idea that there was aring inside the baby's diaper. You like,

(01:01:38):
He's like, wait a minute,wait a minute. So he bends
down and reaches end and sails aroundand bring out the only thing I could
think of after it was all suddendone like this has to be the crappiest

(01:01:59):
They still together, Christina. Hedidn't quint it. He didn't even quaint
it. He handed to her andher la and disbelieve it's funny now because
they've been married for about nine years. Yeah, I would never No,
no, so good, Chris,both your FAVORITEXT three. I's so gross.

(01:02:30):
The fact that he didn't even like, try to rinse it off.
Yeah, no, you need tosanitize that before you put it on my
handboy, somebody texted my husband saidhe married me since the Caps won the
Cup. I like Santa text That'sprobably my favorite, the one that said
my good friend was proposed in themost creepy way. Her boyfriend played a
mal Santa and had a mutual friendrecord the whole thing. After his shift

(01:02:51):
was over, he had her sellinner lap and said I have a present
for you, and then he saidyou can have this forever if you want
to, and then he ripped.He was I mean that's pretty good.
That makes it. That's uh,why was she waiting around to see a
mal Santa's what I'd like to know, Like, what did you guys tell
her? She probably wanted to tellSanta what she wanted. Yeah, makes

(01:03:15):
sense for sure. He's one ofthe messengers for sure. Yeah. Yeah,
that's uh. We don't judge here, Yeah, I mean, I
mean sometimes sometimes it's hard not to. Yeah, somebody texted I'm a man,
I hate men, unfortunately and alsoattracted the men and just set coming

(01:03:35):
in fake named Amy. The guyput the ring in his boxers and say
go find it. You win theChris Brown tickets. So congratulating, I'm
gonna put you a whole one second, Okay, one second. Got War
of the Roses coming next. Whydoes he have a parking pass for an
apartment he doesn't live that first,Natasha betting Field. Before we get into

(01:03:55):
three things. A special guest tothe program live from the Nashville Airport,
my father and mother, the professor. Dad. Yes, and I want
to say good morning to all theMorning crew. And I want to say
I want to say hi and Rose, Rose, how are you? Hi?
Am good? I understand you're expectinganother beautiful child. Has been for

(01:04:20):
about nine months now a four weeks. I was on top of the dads
for you. I haven't seen himin a minute. It's been a while.
God bless Rose. Thank you Awonderful breakfast with you and Clint and
baby Charlie. We still we still, we still pay you know, I

(01:04:42):
still reminisce about baby Charlie and oneof the exception of what exceptional little girl
she is. So again, movethis along, so okay, And I
just want to say to uh,you know, Sauce, Hi you are,
you are the princess of Pasadena tothe show. And of course I

(01:05:06):
appreciate Eric and well, but John, I have an issue with you and
I want and I want you topay attention both your mother and I heard
that you were wearing a black suitand a black shirt and a black tie.
Yeah, you're dressing up like youbelong in al Capone's entourage. Your

(01:05:29):
damn skippy. Yeah, I gotwhiting this weekend, going to black on
black on black Yeah. Or withthat black on black and black, you
look like the friend the taker,Yeah, you know, the friendly undertaker
into that or an old time gangster? Thank you? Is that supposed to
hurt my feelings because it's making menot Oh what a shame you have my

(01:05:59):
back? My hands are in mylap. Yeah he hung up, Yeah
he did. He did Erickson callhim back? Although do we need more
of that? I think we havethe point. I think he could compliment
me a little bit longer. ButI mean, is that what Okay?
On he's back. Daddy hung upon me? No, I did not,
you hung up on me? Answermy pockets? All right, so

(01:06:20):
you don't like to suit anything else? Or if we we're good to go.
Now Listen, your mother and Ireally think what you need to do
is to buy a nice white dressshirt with a button down collar. Yeah,
bog down collar. Hey, getyour initials monogrammed on the pocket.

(01:06:42):
Yeah. Let me let me Dad, Why if I get a black T
shirt that has tuxio print on thefront. That way it says business but
also party. And your mother saidthat you need to wear a black tie.
Is that true? Yeah, it'sa black tie wedding. Well,
you could wear a tie, anice tie. It would be a black
watch tie. Yeah, and that'smostly mostly black with from green. Yeah.

(01:07:04):
Are you are? You know whatthe black watches? Dad? You've
known my entire life. You knowthe answer that question. I'm doing it
black watch tie? Oh those areyeah, Dad, Listen, I'm more
in the all black. It's gonnabe great. I'm were in sneakers also
great, and I'll look sick.Okay, that was like my school year.

(01:07:26):
You're you're really embarrassing us. Youshould be ashamed of yourself. Thank
you. But but you know theBlack Watch Okay, yes, yeah,
can I fit? Sure? Yeah, go for it. Yeah, the
Black Watch are a very very famousunit in the British Army. As a

(01:07:46):
matter of fact, when Church wasasked do you think the war? Yea
the ally with the war, hesaid on the morning of the sub the
seventh, nineteen forty one, whenthe Japanese attack, for I knew we
would win the war. Yeah.Is that you said? I knew the
war in Europe would be one whenI did the Watch. So you're saying

(01:08:11):
that if I go to LA withthis tie, there's not gonna be any
wars because I'll know I mean business. Yeah, they're gonna They're gonna know
that you demonstrated some class. Okay, all right, daddah, this has
been great, have a same flight. See you next time. Make sure
you tie DNA carpet on Instagram.Yeah. Yeah, love me that.
I talked to you later. Okay, know you hung shut up. I

(01:08:38):
did not more the roses consent.It's more of the roses intern gwn in
your morning show. You think theperson you're with is doing something shady,
We try to find out exactly what'sgoing on, Laura, Good morning,
Good morning. I so you've beenwith boyfriend Miles for how long we've been

(01:09:01):
together? Two years now? Okay? And we don't live together Nope,
but you still live together, spenda lot of time at his place though,
Yeah, definitely. Had there beentalks about one day moving in or
getting a place together, Yeah,I mean sort of, but nothing like

(01:09:21):
major yet. We haven't had anyof major, major talk. And here
we are doing more of the roses. So two years in, explain to
us, because there's it's kind ofa couple of different pieces to this puzzle.
Explain to us what happened a coupleof weeks ago with car wash?
Yeah, so I will. I'mjust an early riser. So I woke
up early and I thought, Oh, wouldn't it be nice if I just

(01:09:44):
like got Miles car washed and lethim sleep in you know? Yeah?
Course, Yeah, So I didthat. And then I when I was
in his car, I saw thisparking permit for an apartment and he doesn't
live in an apartment. He livesin the house, And I was like,

(01:10:05):
what is what is this? SoI was a little suspicious, so
I left my AirPods in his car. Brilliant, brilliant? Is that way?
That way you can track your airpods? Are right, he happened

(01:10:25):
If he happened to find it,it's uh oh I must have just left
him there. I'll get him nexttime, Yeah, definitely, Okay,
yeah, okay, So where wereyour AirPods? Also him? Where were
they going? So they were goingto this apartment complex several times a week?
Interesting And yeah, so I don'tknow who lives there. I mean,

(01:10:47):
he said he was picking up extrahours at work, so I don't
know he's lying about the Ho doeshe do? Is he in the service
industry? Does he do? It'snothing like that. It's like he's in
sales, so it doesn't really makesense. Okay, Yeah, that's that's

(01:11:11):
interesting. Now the the parking permitfor the apartment complex, is it like
a a resident one or is ita guest parking pass? Like if somebody
giving him okay, like the oneday past. Yeah, I think that
is peculiar. Okay. Also oneof the biggest pains in the ass of
the apartment is having to get thatstupid ass. So let's do this,

(01:11:35):
Laura. So instead of calling himfrom the flower Shop, because I know
how strict apartments are with the parkingpasses. Again, you would think it
was the White House some places.Let me call. I'll call from a
property management company and shrug, getinformation about who gave him the parking pass.
Okay, okay, okay, we'lldo this next. War the Roses
An Intern Johnny Morning Shows. Warthe Roses internshown in your morning show.

(01:11:58):
Laura, let me recap this realquick. And Miles have been together for
two years. I don't live witheach other. Now we've had that talk
maybe down the line. A coupleof weeks ago, on the weekend,
you woke up early trying to dosomething nice, bring his car to a
car wash. You found a parkingpass, a guest parking pass for an
apartment complex. He lives in ahouse. There's no need for this guest
pass. See the question. It'snot for your building. Do you live

(01:12:20):
an apartment? Laura, Oh ohno, No, that would have been
no obvious. Okay, it makessense. Okay. So then you,
which I think is beyond brilliant,left your AirPods in his car. That
way you can trace for the airpods. Go realize he was going this
apartment complex several times during the week. He said he's picking up extra hours

(01:12:43):
at work, so you know,I guess crossing his t's and dotting his
eyes the vibe. However, heworks in sales, so there's really no
reason why he should be at somebody'sapartment. Does that make sense? Yeah?
Okay? Have you like, isthe apartment complex? Is it far
from where he lives? Like,is is it something that you see often?

(01:13:03):
Or no? I mean it's notlike super far, but it's not
there's no reason that he would stopsomewhere and like spend time there. You
know. Is it out of theway from his work too? Or is
it closes his office? I mean, I guess it's like sort of close

(01:13:23):
ish, but not again if itdoesn't make sense that he spend time there,
gotcha? Okay, So instead ofhaving a sauce call from the flower
shop, I wanted to try acall from the like a management company and
try and get information that way aboutwho gave him the pass and why he's
there. So let me let medo that. Yeah, on one second,
because that that is I don't know, it's like, is that the

(01:13:46):
change Getting a parking pass is apain in the ass. Due young unless
it's somebody that like is quote unquoteworth. It's just he's hiding. He's
going over yet. Absolutely yeah.Hello, Hi Colin for Miles, please

(01:14:15):
speaking. Who is this Miles?My name is Nate with YMS Property Management.
How are you good? I'll getright to this. You're probably a
busy man. We do property managementcertainly in the area, a bunch of
apartment complexes, and we had asystem malfunction here, but I have a
we still use doss and printouts.We're trying to verify some of our parking

(01:14:38):
passes and some of our properties.I see here you have a guest pass
for one of our properties in theArlington area. Is that correct? How
did you get my name? So? We managed a bunch of properties in
the area, a bunch of apartmentcomplexes, condos, that kind of thing.
We have system malfunction, but westill have like a list of people

(01:14:58):
who have parking passes. So Ijust wanted to verify a couple of things
just for our system, because Iwant to make sure your past doesn't get
canceled. They take like two seconds, I promise you worth it. But
is that correctly? You have aparking pass for a place in Arlington.
Yeah, okay? Are you Areyou a resident with us or are you
a guest of a resident? I'ma guest okay. And is this about

(01:15:24):
how long have you been parking withus? About? I don't know,
two weeks? Two weeks? Okay? And then can you just give me
I said, I don't want gettoo much information here the first name of
the person you are? Whose leaseit is? I guess you could said
the lease is under whose first name? Charlie? Charlie, har Harley?

(01:15:49):
Sorry, Harley? Gotcha like likeDavidson? Yeah? Yes? Or guess
Quinn? Sure? And Harley toyou? What's the relationship there? Are
you? Partners? Friends, fiance, siblings, a friend? I guess?
Okay, but okay, sick becausewe just don't have friends give out

(01:16:13):
parking passes. Is it like alike a romantic friend or just like a
well you just gave a friend asan aduction, so obviously, gosh,
okay, that's true. Okay,Well, listen, I appreciate the time
brother pool season's coming, very excitedfor that. You don't sound like a
pea pool or pool pier. Butlet me do this. We teen up
a local flower shop in the area, which is very exciting to offer you

(01:16:34):
for your time and for our residentsa free bookve a dozen red roses in
anybody in the content of the UnitedState. It's parts of western Michigan as
well. Uh, flowers in yourbehalf somebody sure? Perfect? And the
first name of the person you wantto send flowers to? Laura? Okay,

(01:16:57):
and Laura to you. I gotto drop down box here some mores
a four wife, girlfriend's sister,mother or other, a girlfriend friend.
I'll be for how long you askebeen together for? I would have been
together about two years? Should Iadd her to the guest list as well?
For the parking here or no?That's okay? Okay? And then

(01:17:17):
the car to Laura, like threehundred characters the size of a tweet?
What should say? I just loveyou? Love you? Okay? May
I put you in hole for onesecond? Sure? Bless you? Hey,
Laura. So I'm gonna be honest. I'm just as confused as before.

(01:17:38):
Yeah yeah, so yeah. Sothe couple of things we can do.
We can just we can hang upand this never happened. We can
bring him on and you can askhim. I thought it was odd that
whoever this person is. You don'tneed to be there for one thing.
I mean, and there's no Harleydoesn't ring a bell for you at all.

(01:18:01):
It's nobody. No, he hasn'tmention anything. What do you want
to do? Girl? This isup to you. You know. I
feel like two years is like asubstantial time for you to be going somewhere
multiple times and don't bring it upto me. So I kind of feel
like, I, you know,it's one of those that I'd rather just

(01:18:25):
I'd rather know. I'd rather justone second. I'll pick him up one
second, Okay, Miles, Iman, I gotta be honest. My
name is intern John. I gotsaw some rose here as well. We
are doing a War of the Roseson the show. I have your girlfriend
Laura on the line. Laura,if you want to say hello, Hey,

(01:18:47):
so Laura thought something was up?Yeah, that for you our a
insist. Who's Harley? Correct?Who is Harley? And why are you
at her place? Yeah? Coupletimes? Wait you radio stations that because
we're here. You know we're here. So who's Harley? And why are

(01:19:11):
you at her place? Enough tobe a parking pass? Brother? Harley
is a work friend, Okay,and I mean, I'm I don't I
don't really understand why. Okay,So why, okay, just why why
would you be at someone's apartment who'sa work friend, Like, that's really

(01:19:33):
strange, that's peculiar because I'm doingso well at work and so I'm training
her. Okay, So wait,Jess, do I understand mole if you
this is a coworker, right,yeah, and your place of business said,
Hey, you're doing so well atwork, the best thing we think

(01:19:54):
you should do is go to theapartment building of the opposite sex employee and
train her there instead of at workafter hours. Correct literally, So here's
the thing. Nobody would ever saythe sentence that you just said. That's
a ridiculous thing to say. Butwhat they might say is ridiculous. The
new employee. This is a newemployee and she's having trouble, So why

(01:20:16):
don't you go and help her out? Sure, maybe maybe they don't want
other people in the office to knowthat she's struggling. So I'm helping her.
I'm doing a paper for somebody atwork, and so in her home
office has all the same things youhave at work. Sounds like an HR
violation, Yes, guess what,man, You're not in sales. They
have twenty four hours. We work. We work in the world. Your

(01:20:45):
world limited because people only listen toyour station or they don't listen to your
station. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, all right,
well, able to contact people atall hours. Okay, the entire world.
So if you if you recognize milesand this is policy text and good
luck selling suffer. Yeah, they'redoing great, keep it up. This
is this is this is great,Laura, thanks a lot. It's not

(01:21:08):
hurting. Welcome. Four of theRoses is cre taped and possibly edited broadcasts
with permission granted from all participates.One and more roses go to ymsradio dot
com. We love your thoughts.War of the Roses on intern John in
Your Morning Show nine nine three threeeight. The text in Tyson's Melanie,
good morning, good morning. Youheard War of the Roses. What you

(01:21:30):
want to say? Yeah, no, he is one hundred percent cheating,
like, no doubt about it.I think we're on the same page.
Thank you so much for listening tohave a great day. Thank you you
too, and everything. Celebrity ShelbySauce has for entertainment of part coming What
you got for us. The celebritymight be opening a joint in Vegas.
Do it next on Intern John inyour morning show. We are so stinking

(01:21:51):
excited for this. So tea Painis going to be up here six in
June. That's gonna be a greatshow outdoors on the water. Thanks to
Live Nation, we're getting into thatshow for free. But we got party
bus. The whole show is goingup, so you can like come party
with us in the party bus,go to the show, sing along and
buy you a drink. I'm inlove with a stripper, all that good

(01:22:12):
stuff, and then bus back thanksto rest and limousine. You want to
go, we're gonna get you inJohn's Game of the Day comes next.
Don't go anywhere, friend, realquick before we get a Game of Day.
I saw this on the Grammar thoughtit was hilarious. Usher posted screenshots.
I guess his son took his phoneand DM pink panthers Usher's account cute

(01:22:34):
and said, Hello, this isUsher's son, Navia. I hope him
saying that right, I'm your truebiggest fan. Please follow me back.
Stop it. That is so cute. At least it was like shooting a
shot. Yes, that is adorable. I hope she followed him back.
I guess she hosts them at thenext show. Just a very cool Yeah,

(01:22:55):
and my parents were famous. That'swhat I would use it for working.
Yeah, I'm your biggest follow meback, like my dad was talking
about you. Yeah, and thislead at that Oh my god. Yeah,
Tea Pain's gonna be at Pier sixin June. We're getting in the
show thanks to Live Nation, butwe have a party bus for the show
to and from. You ride upwith us. You want to go eight
seven seven nine four six A oneJohn's Game of the Day. Second date

(01:23:20):
out date about thirty minutes away.Intern John in your morning show. She
brought this on a date which wewere all a little bit confused about.
We'll do that round nine fifteen rightnow, though, you want to see
Tea Pain plus come with us.I hate that it keeps Rhyman on the
party bus. Do you do?You read it? I do, I
do it. But no matter whatwe say, we're gonna have to say

(01:23:41):
come with us. Yes, Ron, We'll be hanging out with Intern John
and your morning show a party bus. Thanks for resting limousine. Yeah,
we got thank you. Sauce forthat. Say we're doing family few baby,
let's go Sauce versus Rose to startyou buzzed in if you think you
have an answer, name something Adoctor in a newdist colony treats a lot

(01:24:02):
of patience for it. I thinkSASA first, show me feet specific specific
injuries. Oh, I was gonnasay a rash. Rash is number two
on the list. Yes, Sauceback to you. Nel cuts this time
you show me cuts cuts is numberfour on the list. Yes, back

(01:24:24):
to you. I'm gonna say,I don't know the rest of the list.
Sunburns number one. Summer in splinters. My brain doesn't work like that.
Okay, here we go. Nextone. Name something you do if

(01:24:45):
your grandparents start making out at afamily reunion. I think Rose got that
first. Run away, show merun away. That is a number two
on the list. Correct Sauce toyou take a picture, show me take
a sure that's number three on thelist. I rose back to you.
Tell them to get a room.Tell him to get a room is number

(01:25:09):
four on the list. Sauce backto you. Just yell that maybe lest
yeah yea was was a laugh slashmile Okay, let me go in Alexandria
Danielle, good morning, good morning. Here's your Thursday girl. It's going
fantabulously Danielle, who do you wantto play against in the show. You

(01:25:32):
can choose sauce a rose. Let'sgo sauce. Okay, from the easy
way for sure, Danielle. Doyou want to go first or second?
First? Okay, here we go, Danielle. Tell me a word people
use instead of cursing. Instead ofcursing, Oh, fudge, fudge,

(01:25:53):
Yes, number one on the list. Congratulations with that sauce you can try
to steal if you want. Okay, TALKI mushrooms. Show me sh talky
mushroom. I feel like I heara lot of people say that. Still
though, freak shoot and darn itshout up a gun. All right,

(01:26:15):
here we go, Danielle. Nextone, let me do that's a good
one. Name a phrase. Acop might stay on the job, but
they can also stay in the bedroom. Uh, put your hands behind your
Yes, that's on the last sauce. You stop. That's on there too.

(01:26:40):
Back to you, Danielle for thewind. Uh, don't move freeze
Yeah, walks out the top one. Cuff them, spread them underrest,
God, get down, there wego see a tea pant Okay, I
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Please. Our phones are not doinggreat, not doing great really any
day, mostly today especially. It'svery exciting, so we'll get her back
on though. Do a couple morewith you guys, real quick. Name
something the may of honor might dothat would earn her the title made of

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dishonor Yes, sauce hook up withthe groom. Correct number. Do you
have a steal um get sloppy drunk? That is number two on the list.
Yes, get hammered for sure,sauce back to you, complain about
the cost or something. Complain it'snumber four. List rose back to you
try to steal a spotlight in someway upstage. The variety is number six

(01:27:49):
in the list. Saucy have onemore? Mmmm creed drama they say not
help or a yeah, that's uh, that's that makes sense. I'm just
like, that's do that. Yeah, I don't know me And as a

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rule, if you aren't particularly funnywith on microphone and group of people,
probably should do it there. Yeah, I mean that's probably not the vibe.
No, I'm just gonna throw itout there. Got more tea pain
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Rose has the three things need toknow comment What you got for us?
So we're talking about Fox Trots shuttingdown and the lawsuit that has just
started for it, and why shouldn'tbring these people with you on dates?
Second Date, up Day coming,first tear starting from the city that changes
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Rose you got for us? Sothe transportation departments at airlines will be
required to provide automatic cash refunds withina few days for canceled flights and significant
delay. So under current regulation,airlines get to decide how long a delay
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(01:30:25):
and it comes after the giant holidaymailtdown of twenty twenty two that people
are still trying to forget. Yeah, so that is very very nice.
So, as you know, Foxtrotabruptly shut down all of their stores nationwide,
including ten in the DC area,and that's leaving like thousands of people
without jobs. Some employees are takinglegal action now against the parent company under

(01:30:49):
allegations of the Federal Warn Act becausethey did not get a warning. Yeah,
which is wild. Let me backup. They got a two hour
warning, so they showed up forwork. They were told to ask customers
to leave, take the trash out, remove their belongings, make a close
sign to put on the door,and then lock those doors and leave.

(01:31:11):
Yeah. Yeah, not good.That's why there was that one DC was
just handing out wine. It isso crazy, like you show up to
work thinking it's just going to beanother day and then it's like, oh,
by the way, you don't havea job anymore. So employees are
seeking sixty days at backpay for theamount of time box Trot should have warned
them about the layoffs. Like Isaid, all of the employees were left
in the dark day did not knowthey were going to get there. That's

(01:31:33):
awful crazy. And the US women'soccer team is going to play a sendoff
match against Costa Rica and the Nation'sCapital DC before departing for the Olympics,
which is really cool. So themagic set for July sixteenth, marker calendars
at Autyfield in Washington. And justreminder, tonight, the Commanders are picking
second overall in the NFL draft.A lot of people are expecting them to

(01:31:54):
select a quarterback, but we willsee for number two. I'm rose.
Those are the things you need toknow for the day. You welcome.
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idea to bring this, and we'rejust talking to somebody first. Sizza and

(01:32:40):
Saturn to intern Johnny Martin Show,Second Date Update an intern Johnny your Morning
show. You're going on dates withsomebody. You think there's a vibe,
you think something's going on. Thenthey stopped talking to you. We try
to figure out exactly what's happened.Ava, Good morning, Good morning,
right, walk us through this.You met j See where I met Jesse

(01:33:01):
on Hinge? Okay, we meton Hinge. We've chatted back and forth
a little bit. He's very attractive. I sent him a rose. Oh
hings a real rose? Hinge rowswhoa? So we don't know. On
Hinge they tend to put the hotpeople behind the rose paywall if you will.

(01:33:23):
And he gets third tention you tosend a rose. That that's a
pretty big, big move. Well, he's pretty attractive and he seems like
he's really funny. Like I enjoyedhis profile, you know, a lot,
and so I just figured let's let'sget to it, you know.
Yeah, Okay, So I wentfor it and how long from a matching

(01:33:44):
on hinge to seeing each other inperson. Actually, it didn't take that
long at all. Okay, Yeah, I think we I think it was
like a week maybe, and thatwas Yeah, it was pretty quick,
okay. And we've had about fourdates. Yes, we had four days.
Okay. The first two were justdrinks and then we had dinner and

(01:34:09):
well then we went bowling, Iguess after drinks once and then the most
recent one we went out for dinner. And we've had a great time every
time. Okay. So I meanI'm not I'm just not sure what happened.
He's kind of ghosted me. Yeah, and I do want to bring
up too. I think it's important. Note you mentioned you guys are at

(01:34:29):
least talking about Memorial Day weekend,like going somewhere, so you had the
future. Yeah, it definitely feltlike we were talking about the future,
like hanging out and yeah, notlike marriage, but certainly like it's a
big holiday week in common. Soyeah, okay, yeah, like dating,
you know, but like we weredating, and so that we talked

(01:34:50):
about that for sure. When's thelast time you saw him? Like,
when was the last date? Well, it was two weeks ago, okay,
and you tried to reach out,calling, texting, whatever, and
been nothing on his side. Yeah, I mean I didn want to be
a two psycho. So it's justbeen like I think, I said,

(01:35:11):
a couple of texts, called twicein a couple of texts. But like
I said, I think it's beenlike a week and a half or two
weeks, and so it's it's alittle like, oh, okay, I'm
not sure what's going on. Sure, Okay, so let's say this.
I'll call him, I'll try togehim on with us, and we'll see
what his side is. Okay,cool, Thanks one second. So do
you think it's a pretty big weekend, like go to the beach? Probably?

(01:35:31):
Yeah, and like not as serious, I mean, like a serious
birthday. It's like the driving isnot serious and I could go into Paris.
It's like it's it's a road.Yeah. Hello, all calling for
Jesse playse Sweaky. Who's calling?Man? My name is intern John.

(01:35:55):
I got Sauce and Rose here aswell. Can we talk to you on
the show Real Quick about Yes?Kept were talked in the show Real Quick
about something tickets to a concert.We can maybe make that happen down the
line. But this is need twoseconds of your time. Okay, perfect,

(01:36:15):
we're doing a second date, update. I got somebody on the
line here who says she on afew dates with you. Ave. If
you want say hello, Okay,what's up? Jesse? Nailed it and
so uh Jesse. The reason we'rehere is Ava mentioned to us, you
guys went on like four dates,seeing to have a good vibe, seeing
a good chemistry, and that shehasn't heard me in two weeks. So
here we are, brother, tryingto figure out where your mind's at and

(01:36:38):
get your side of things. Wasreally cool, had a great time with
her. I just yeah, Idon't know, I don't okay, yeah,
but yeah, it's just something's thenclick for me. Okay, and
that's certainly fair. Would you mindfilling us in our us date. We

(01:37:00):
went out to a bar for drinksand dinner. Fine, perfect date,
great conversation, we're getting the long. The conversation is great. And then
one of her friends pops up,Okay, fine, hey, how you
doing great? As the date itbasically pops up, Oh yeah, pops
up, got you? Got youokay, sit down, stays there,

(01:37:21):
and then two more of her friendspops up, pop up, sit down,
and stay there. And I said, did they plan this? Because
it didn't seem like it was acoincidence. It didn't seem you know,
oh hey, fancy scene and youhere. It was one of those sort
of things. It seemed very contrived, like they sort of planned it that
way. And I'm like, nah, okay, did you did you have

(01:37:46):
friends crack? I did? Yeah, yeah, I mean okay, so
uh to be there. I mentionedit to my gals, you know,
were all real tight. So Imentioned it to them that we were going
out. I told them where wewere going. They said, well,

(01:38:06):
we might just be having dinner atthe same time, becauseinue they knew how
crushing pretty hard on Jesse, andso they, uh, okay. But
like, I guess, why notlike tell him that, like, hey,
my friends might be stopping by,because it does look like four people
showing up. It looks pretty planned. It's also weird that they sat down

(01:38:28):
and like stayed, like if theywas at a bar or something and they
like happened to show up, thatthat's different. But like, yeah,
they joined the men. Yeah,I guess I was just sort of open
to it. And I didn't knowif they were actually gonna come. But
yeah, I'm sorry, Jesse.I okay, glad, maybe let me

(01:38:49):
do this. I'm gonna put youguys in hold. Are your team Jesse
or Team Ava? Eight seven sevenfour six state want to call? Nine
ninety three three eight attacks Second dateUpdates. I didn't turn John your Morning
Show ups There are a lot oftags coming in second date update on intern
John in Your Morning Show nine ninetythree three eighths number taks. Everybody's on

(01:39:09):
his side as far as uh,it's odd to have friends stop by but
not say so. In the beginning, I go back to if one of
y'all asked me a crash date andyou said the date didn't know I was
coming, Yeah, I wouldn't go. Yeah, but what if you're crashing
it because the gate date wasn't goingwell and we need to be saved.

(01:39:30):
But if it's like date three orfour, though, like, I'm not
going to show up and then sitdown with you. Yeah, that's the
part. I would show up andlike creep watch you know, for of
your But I wouldn't go and sitdown at the table and join dinner.
Like that's too far. I wouldalso get anxiety as the dude. If
I was on a date with agirl flex and all of our friends came,
I'd be like, do I payfor all this? Then? Yeah,

(01:39:53):
that's true? Like that, Yeah, that would give me, like
hell anxiety. So if you wantto do a second date, update you
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of al Capone's gangsters. I mean, he had things to say, he's
watching out for you. Yes,in fact, Shelby, you said you
were upset. He didn't say moregood things about you. I think he
could have said a little bit more. Yeah, what do you think?
I mean? I love the Prince'sopacady in a line, but there's I
know that there's more in his mindabout me more. You're the daughter that
they never had, Like oh,like I wish that, like you should

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have come visit, like I'll payfor you. Probably remember the time that
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eight point forty. Right now thoughEverything Celebrity Shelby Sauce has her Entertainment report
What you Got for Us? So, Glen Powell has finally admitted that he
and Sidney Sweeney they probably leaned intothose romance rumors just because you know they're
trying to promote their wrong comm buthe's probably he's finally coming out and saying,

(01:41:45):
for anyone but you, it washer idea and they were just like
really trying to sell the wrong coom. They're having fun, they had chemistry,
and he said, quote, Sidneyand I have a ton of fun
together, and we have a tonof effortless chemistry. That's people wanting what's
on the screen all the screen,and sometimes you just have to lean into
that. And it worked out wonderfully. So just if you didn't don't remember,
like they were just kind of actinglike they were dating behind the scenes

(01:42:06):
while they were promoting that movie.And I mean, I think it's genius.
I saw it. Yeah, AndI know we've been talking a lot
about the Torture Posts Apartment, butMattie heally is denying listening to it,
even though he seems to not bephased by it. But a lot of
the songs are about him, sohe literally said, quote, I haven't

(01:42:27):
really listened to much of it,but I'm sure it's good. Okay,
So I don't know that idea thatI mean, everyone has told me exactly
what songs are about. I thinkhe did, so, Like we've already
talked about Taylor, Swith wrote severalsongs about him on the album. I
feel like there's definitely more songs abouthim than there are actually about Joe alway,
not to keep diving into it ifyou don't know who Matty Heally is.

(01:42:48):
He is the lead singer of thenineteen seventy five. They did like
hang out about a decade ago,and then they rekindled their romance around this
time last year. It was onlya month that they dated again, but
yeah, it was like right outshe he was her rebound from Joe allwins.
So yeah, so he actually toldthat's to the paparazzi and he made
that candid statement just casually walking aroundla and like he was like, yeah,

(01:43:10):
I haven't really listened to it,but we don't believe you. So
there's that. And then obviously wegrew up on educational television, if you
will, and now Roku TV isbringing it back. So if you were
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(01:43:31):
Neighborhood, Thomas and Friends, andReading Rainbow. Oh okay, yeah,
so those are just a few ofthem, and it will be available
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TV's just search for it. Ifreally for something to watch tonight,
there's an NFL draft, and otherthan that, there's not a ton Bad
Boys Detectives is out on Netflix andthen Belma season two is out on Max.

(01:43:54):
Thanks Austin. I think The Commandersis supposed to pick like around eight
thirty. Yeah, I mean thereisn't like a giant of things, so
we shall see the number two pickeverything to watch us up podcasts as well,
YMS radio dot com. Let meget to this for your Thursday.
Two thirds of us to prefer thesekinds of dates. First, Aria on

(01:44:14):
the Grande we can't be friends.It is intern John in your Morning show.
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Internsjohn your Morning Show. I thoughtthis is interesting. According to a new
pole, two thirds of Americans preferalcohol free dates. Okay, sauce you
in the dating field, Yeah,do you have a preference for that or
no? I do like active dates, like if you're going like hi game

(01:44:56):
or like do like top of mixedoff something like that. Yeah, I
want to be doing something. Isay almost a corner. I felt pressure
to drink alcohol and a date evenif they don't want to. Yeah,
okay, they say sixty five percentsafe for a dry date over one with
alcohol. More than half already trieddry dating. Eighty one percent already been
on a date this year and eitherperson drank. I ain't think of it

(01:45:16):
in the way I you just said, like with going like hiking or something
like that. Yeah, because I'vegone like hiking dates and stuff, and
like you're you're not drinking when you'rehiking. I mean maybe some people are,
but I'm not a scary t Yeah. Yeah, but like you're doing
something you don't have to be likeawkwardly looking out of each other and like
it. Also, like at leasta billy goat trail, the rocks and

(01:45:38):
certain points are kind of high,so I can get down myself, but
the guy like helped me down onthe last one. So it's like,
I don't know it. It's nice, it's a nice date. But I
did last year when I wasn't reallydrinking, I would go on dates and
not drink and I'd get a mocktailand then like the guy would still drink.
Three corners are responding say they're savingmoney by skipping cocktail on dates.

(01:46:00):
The average person is saving eighty eightdollars a month for sure. God even
seems low. Yeah, I thinkif you really want, you can do
that in like a day. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I just feel
like with dates, like with yourwhen you're sitting there, when you go
to get a drink and you're sittingthere, like it's hard for you to
cut the date off because you're justsocializing and then you're just sitting there drinking.
And even when I went on adate in the fall with this guy

(01:46:24):
that I didn't really know if wewere hitting it off, I didn't really
feel it, but I felt likewe were just like sitting there's drinking.
Yeah, no one was like reallyending it. Finally, I was like
I need to go be awkward,yeah, because there's no like and like,
if you get to dinner, it'slike, okay, dinner's over.
Like this is the date exactly.So I was like, hey, be
early, because like he just keptlike ordering drinks. I was like,

(01:46:45):
okay, I love your thoughts ofattacks nine ninety three through eight. You
down with the dry date. Letme make it to this next. What
do you call it? Your grandma? First, tam Ray, You see,
we only talk about the issues othersare too afraid you talk about.
That's why I hit the microphone becauseI'm so passionate. Turned John your morning
show. They did research to findthe most popular grandparent nicknames in the United

(01:47:10):
States of America. Now, Sauce, you have Nana. I have a
million grandparents, but you but thenickname. Yeah, Nana. I have
Nanny, and then my I havea Papa, and then I have Grandpa
Dean. And I called my dad'sstepdad Bampa because I couldn't say whatever he
wanted me to call him. Whatdo you wants you to call him?
Probably like papa or something. Okay, sure, all right, Rose.

(01:47:32):
My grandpa went by pop pop,and my grandma I just called a grandma.
I had Bop and nanny and thatwas. I think my oldest cousin
couldn't say grandpa, so they calledhim bop like an idiot, and then
uh, an idiot. Yeah it'sso mean, right, so there is.
But you also went along with it. Oh yeah, because I that's

(01:47:53):
all. I ain't know any better. I mean, okay, so popular
trendy nicknames for grandma other gigi okay, okay, like that that seems young
and hip. I'm sure. Nana, yeah, hi Mimi? Yeah,
I feel like call their grandparents mimi, okay, grand Sure that sounds British.

(01:48:15):
I don't like that, sounds likesounds too proper. Yeah, that's
like what people call their parents,like father and mother. I think it's
weird. Mo, yeah my father. May I play like you are we
This is eighteen hundreds? What isgoing on about? To get dysentery?
Bibi? I've ever heard that?I don't think I've heard that. Okay,
I heard that one. And momothat's cute. I have heard momo

(01:48:38):
before. I think though. Momouh means peach in Japanese if I'm not
mistaken. So that's a little bitinteresting. Yeah. Uh to know that.
I'll tell you how because I playeda Japanese character in a play in
kindergarten speak Japanese, that's what youremember. Momo Tara was the name of
the play because he's a boy bornfrom a peach taro. I think his
son Momo is peach. I'm notgonna say yeah. For grandfather Poppy okay,

(01:49:02):
okay, Pops, Pops, that'scute, good one. Uh.
Poppy. Also a Eric likes tobe called ga okay okay. I think
that's that seems like it's too much, like it's a too syllable Nickname'd be
like a one thing. Yea granddude, grand dude. That's fun like

(01:49:25):
my one Grandma's and my phone isg unit. Really that is so funny
because she is a unit. Wellbecause I did it like when I was
in like middle school or high school, and I just never changed it.
And then the last one's Papa.Yeah, Papa. Gramps isn't on the
list. Yeah, they say inVirginia they say a granddad is the biggest
one. Yeah grandad. Yeah.I don't know if I agree with that.

(01:49:47):
I've never been like, hey,granddad, yeah, I don't I
have That's what Clint's dad wanted tobe called, like when we asked,
like, hey, what do youwant to be called? Like grandpa,
Grandpa, Like whatever, he's agranddad. But Charlie was like, no,
You're going to be Papa. Ifyou miss Dying Today's Show, if
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