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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Apple had their big presentation that they do like
every September and unveiled their new products and um, and
sometimes there's interesting stuff and sometimes it's just kind of
a minor upgrade on things. But the new they've got
a new version of the Apple Watch that is uh
for well, as you just heard there, if you're an
explorer the Ultra Marathon, and I thought, I'm not. I'm

(00:23):
not either, No, I'm not. But what's what's the opposite
of that? That's what I am? What do you have
for me? You know? And that's the way everything is pitched.
That's a funny thing about a lot of stuff is
it's about the image more than the reality of it.
I've seen the statistics on the percentage of four wheel
drive vehicles that are ever put in four will drive.

(00:45):
It's something like, are never put in four will drive?
And so and so you make these trucks that can
haul gazillions of pounds that blah blah blah blah, and
oh for pulling a heavy trailer. That's practically no old buddy.
But here's the part that caught my eye. Apple has
allowanced its newest latest wearable, the Apple Watch Series eight,

(01:07):
which includes a new temperature center, a new temperature sensor,
and I thought, okay, what's that all about, which Apple
says take its takes its commitment to women's health even further.
The series eight also includes two new emotions sensors blah
blah blah blah, the and it gets further into the
literature on it that the new temperature sensor sense the

(01:30):
Supreme Court nullified Roll versus Wade. Women all across America
are more concerned than ever or whether or not they're pregnant.
This new temperature sensor can detect up to one degree
whether or not your temperature has gone up during your
ovulation cycle, and you may be pregnant. So it's some
sort of combat the out of control Supreme Court radical

(01:54):
Maga agenda Apple watch to tell if you're pregnant because
Apple is more committed a women's health than ever. Well,
I I read that it would tell you when you're ovulating.
It didn't tie that input. It did specifically in the
language it mentioned. The rovers is way boy who tells
me I'm ovulating, I'm I'm surprised to say the least.

(02:15):
It's good hands. There are three different kind of bands
you can get on it. One of them stretches to
but I just think it's funny. One of the band
stretches to fit over your wet suit. I mean getting
to the how many trucks actually ever pull a trailer?

(02:35):
How many of you are ever going to stretch that
band over a wet suit? Go on under water? Yeah,
it's like I need to watch that's good down to
three place for all my deep diving exactly. Sometimes I
forget it's on what I washed my hands after I pee,
so I want something waterproof down. The Apple Watch also

(02:57):
includes a special button you can press that puts out
bear spray, and there's a little valve on the side
of it. You can press your lips to it and
and breathe through your watch. If you find yourself on
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