April 12, 2022 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We still have a record number of job openings in
the United States. There are more open jobs than ever
in our nation's history. I mentioned that to my son
yesterday as we're sitting in traffic and there was a
guy in the median who looked to be perfectly fine
but had one of those you know, God bless please
give me money for twenty friendly. Okay, so you're a
stoner sitting in the media and asking for money and what.
(00:22):
But anyway, how do you put those things together? How
do you square those I mean, I saw somebody hand
of money, so it didn't bother them. We have more
job openings than we've ever had in our nation's history,
and that dude sitting in the media and asking me
for money. How do those things? Two things go together?
Any who? I tweeted this out over the weekend. Uh.
The ongoing problem with customer service, which a lot of
(00:44):
it is because they don't they're understaffed. I was at
the eyeop with my kids, so we go to the
trampoline part. They jump on the trampolines for an hour
and a half, get themselves all tired and hungry. We're
gonna go to the eye hoop. Why because they got
a gluten free menu, and my son's gluten free and
they have great gluten free pancakes, So where you go there. Plus,
(01:05):
I know you like the opportunity to interact with other
cultures at the International House of Pancakes. You know, that's
not really a thing anymore. But when I was a kid,
when you were a kid, I'm sure you go to
the eye hop and they would have the big thing
of like a dozen different kinds of syrup, which is
really kind of exciting. Yes, they don't do that anymore. Really, yeah,
just the maple stuff. Just the maple's tragic. Anyhow, we
(01:28):
were there for twenty minutes before we got any water,
and uh, I finally went up to lady and said,
I need some water, like right now. I need some water.
I'd ask a couple of times, by the way, I
need some water like right now. She said it'll be
just and I said, I can't wait a minute. I
need some water right now. Can you tell me where
it is. I'll go get it myself. I'm happy to
do that, but I need water like right now, and
I'm gonna get it. And I looked around and I
(01:49):
realized every table in there this is At two o'clock
in the afternoon, every table in the place was covered
in dishes and stuff. Oh boy, they had did she?
Just she and another person just running around like crazy.
They hadn't cleared off a single table. They're so far behind.
I ended up tipping her quite well. She's showing up
to work and she's not sitting in the median asking
(02:09):
for money, busting her ask and probably getting yelled at
by a lot of customers, just in an impossible situation,
like so many people. Aren't so many businesses right now
because they just don't have enough employees. Sweetheart, here's a
little word for a word to the wise. Most of
the towns around where you are are more than happy
to have you do drugs in a tent all day long.
(02:32):
Just hang out on public land, maybe like right on
a river bank where nobody could afford a house, throw
up a tent, become a drug addict, and the government
will support you. Why are you working so hard to
a good point? Look at you, bust in your hump
on a beautiful day, middle of the afternoon on a Saturday.
You're gonna have to clear all these tables by yourself.
You could be on the door, right, A, right, who's
(02:55):
the fool? No, I'm glad that she she's working. But man,
that's a tough situation to be and it would be
would they would have to anger you after a while
because you're probably being treated poorly by a lot of
the customers. And like I've said many times, I'm not
gonna be mean to anybody. But I'm paying the same
price or more and getting way less. I mean, how
how how excited am I supposed to be about this
(03:17):
crap flation? Shrink flation? But service is crappy? Did you
invent that that's awesome? I may have. I don't know.
Shrink flation crap flation? Things are just crap here, right,
You go to a restaurant, it's just crappier crap flation. Sure,
you go to a hotel, you stand trying to check
(03:39):
in for forty minutes, it's crap flation. Was at a
hotel night before last? You don't get if you're there
for two days, you don't get new towels on all
this ors that they don't do that anymore? Not a
single mint on my pillow? How am I to go
to bed with an unminty mouth? What are we savages?
Crap Flation? Is real, And how long is that going
(04:01):
to be around? How long do we have so many
open jobs that you just you walk into a restaurant,
every tables covered with dirty dishes, and you sit down
and wait twenty minutes for something to drink. How how
long does that last? You know? And I've done that
for a living, clearing tables. I was a bus boy
for a number of years, and you could train a
monkey to do it. So don't tell me those junkies
in the park are incapable of the work. Please. I
(04:21):
was a bus boy, which just shows you anybody can
do it. Jeez, Michael Um, You're right, I have a
problem with that. It doesn't seem like enough people do
have a problem with it. We have more job openings
where we have in our nation's history. What are you
talking about? All these people living under that bridge over there,
go get a couple of them jobs. The three of
(04:41):
you each get two jobs and live in a cheap
apartment together, and get rid of your iPhone hates. They're
not listening to me, they're scrolling through their phone. Put
down your iPhone, get rid of your iPhone contract, and
and support yourself for crying out loud and what's really
insane is we have hundreds of thousands of people pouring
across the board right and and presumably in the progressive
(05:03):
racism of America, the left wants those people to pour
across and take jobs that white people can't do. I've
always thought that's such a crazy attitude by the American left. Well,
evidently they're not available for these jobs either, So give
it to the monkeys. I claimed you could train a
monkey to do it. Time to give it a try.
(05:23):
Or the argument that well, these jobs, you can't live
on these jobs, well, that lady at the eye hop,
she obviously is. She's obviously surviving on it, and people
always have and so maybe you have to have a
couple of more, you have roommates or whatever ensure it sucks.
But people have said the people that are coming across
the border are legally you expect them to live on
it somehow. Well, and wait a monkey spanking minute here.
(05:46):
The guys in the tents, not working at all are
living on that. They seem well enough, feather, little thin,
but meth will do that to you. So what do
you mean you can't live on that? What? What's kind
of bull squat is that assume that was an attempt
to humor. You don't train the monkeys through spanking, do
you well? In some circumstances, Bad little monkey Bart strong
(06:11):
and yet
We still have a record number of job openings in
the United States. There are more open jobs than ever
in our nation's history. I mentioned that to my son
yesterday as we're sitting in traffic and there was a
guy in the median who looked to be perfectly fine
but had one of those you know, God bless please
give me money for twenty friendly. Okay, so you're a
stoner sitting in the media and asking for money and what.
(00:22):
But anyway, how do you put those things together? How
do you square those I mean, I saw somebody hand
of money, so it didn't bother them. We have more
job openings than we've ever had in our nation's history,
and that dude sitting in the media and asking me
for money. How do those things? Two things go together?
Any who? I tweeted this out over the weekend. Uh.
The ongoing problem with customer service, which a lot of
(00:44):
it is because they don't they're understaffed. I was at
the eyeop with my kids, so we go to the
trampoline part. They jump on the trampolines for an hour
and a half, get themselves all tired and hungry. We're
gonna go to the eye hoop. Why because they got
a gluten free menu, and my son's gluten free and
they have great gluten free pancakes, So where you go there. Plus,
(01:05):
I know you like the opportunity to interact with other
cultures at the International House of Pancakes. You know, that's
not really a thing anymore. But when I was a kid,
when you were a kid, I'm sure you go to
the eye hop and they would have the big thing
of like a dozen different kinds of syrup, which is
really kind of exciting. Yes, they don't do that anymore. Really, yeah,
just the maple stuff. Just the maple's tragic. Anyhow, we
(01:28):
were there for twenty minutes before we got any water,
and uh, I finally went up to lady and said,
I need some water, like right now. I need some water.
I'd ask a couple of times, by the way, I
need some water like right now. She said it'll be
just and I said, I can't wait a minute. I
need some water right now. Can you tell me where
it is. I'll go get it myself. I'm happy to
do that, but I need water like right now, and
I'm gonna get it. And I looked around and I
(01:49):
realized every table in there this is At two o'clock
in the afternoon, every table in the place was covered
in dishes and stuff. Oh boy, they had did she?
Just she and another person just running around like crazy.
They hadn't cleared off a single table. They're so far behind.
I ended up tipping her quite well. She's showing up
to work and she's not sitting in the median asking
(02:09):
for money, busting her ask and probably getting yelled at
by a lot of customers, just in an impossible situation,
like so many people. Aren't so many businesses right now
because they just don't have enough employees. Sweetheart, here's a
little word for a word to the wise. Most of
the towns around where you are are more than happy
to have you do drugs in a tent all day long.
(02:32):
Just hang out on public land, maybe like right on
a river bank where nobody could afford a house, throw
up a tent, become a drug addict, and the government
will support you. Why are you working so hard to
a good point? Look at you, bust in your hump
on a beautiful day, middle of the afternoon on a Saturday.
You're gonna have to clear all these tables by yourself.
You could be on the door, right, A, right, who's
(02:55):
the fool? No, I'm glad that she she's working. But man,
that's a tough situation to be and it would be
would they would have to anger you after a while
because you're probably being treated poorly by a lot of
the customers. And like I've said many times, I'm not
gonna be mean to anybody. But I'm paying the same
price or more and getting way less. I mean, how
how how excited am I supposed to be about this
(03:17):
crap flation? Shrink flation? But service is crappy? Did you
invent that that's awesome? I may have. I don't know.
Shrink flation crap flation? Things are just crap here, right,
You go to a restaurant, it's just crappier crap flation. Sure,
you go to a hotel, you stand trying to check
(03:39):
in for forty minutes, it's crap flation. Was at a
hotel night before last? You don't get if you're there
for two days, you don't get new towels on all
this ors that they don't do that anymore? Not a
single mint on my pillow? How am I to go
to bed with an unminty mouth? What are we savages?
Crap Flation? Is real, And how long is that going
(04:01):
to be around? How long do we have so many
open jobs that you just you walk into a restaurant,
every tables covered with dirty dishes, and you sit down
and wait twenty minutes for something to drink. How how
long does that last? You know? And I've done that
for a living, clearing tables. I was a bus boy
for a number of years, and you could train a
monkey to do it. So don't tell me those junkies
in the park are incapable of the work. Please. I
(04:21):
was a bus boy, which just shows you anybody can
do it. Jeez, Michael Um, You're right, I have a
problem with that. It doesn't seem like enough people do
have a problem with it. We have more job openings
where we have in our nation's history. What are you
talking about? All these people living under that bridge over there,
go get a couple of them jobs. The three of
(04:41):
you each get two jobs and live in a cheap
apartment together, and get rid of your iPhone hates. They're
not listening to me, they're scrolling through their phone. Put
down your iPhone, get rid of your iPhone contract, and
and support yourself for crying out loud and what's really
insane is we have hundreds of thousands of people pouring
across the board right and and presumably in the progressive
(05:03):
racism of America, the left wants those people to pour
across and take jobs that white people can't do. I've
always thought that's such a crazy attitude by the American left. Well,
evidently they're not available for these jobs either, So give
it to the monkeys. I claimed you could train a
monkey to do it. Time to give it a try.
(05:23):
Or the argument that well, these jobs, you can't live
on these jobs, well, that lady at the eye hop,
she obviously is. She's obviously surviving on it, and people
always have and so maybe you have to have a
couple of more, you have roommates or whatever ensure it sucks.
But people have said the people that are coming across
the border are legally you expect them to live on
it somehow. Well, and wait a monkey spanking minute here.
(05:46):
The guys in the tents, not working at all are
living on that. They seem well enough, feather, little thin,
but meth will do that to you. So what do
you mean you can't live on that? What? What's kind
of bull squat is that assume that was an attempt
to humor. You don't train the monkeys through spanking, do
you well? In some circumstances, Bad little monkey Bart strong
(06:11):
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