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October 31, 2024 35 mins

Hour 4 of A&G features...

  • Election anxiety is real
  • The heaviest fine on the planet
  • The October surprise?
  • Final thoughts! 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty arms Strong
and Getty and no he Armstrong and Yetty Tony Garbage

(00:24):
Ice floating down there is your supporters.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
We have to stop pointing fingers and start locking arms.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Donald Trump's got this big rally going at Madison Square Garden.
There's a direct parallel to a big rally that happened
in the mid nineteen thirties at Madison Square Garden. And
don't think that he doesn't know for one second exactly
what they're doing there.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I know this sounds bizarre. It sounds like I said
this five years ago. You'd lock me up. I gotta
lock him up.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It is time to turn the page on the drama
and the conflict, the fear division.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Let me ask you tonight, do you think Donald Trump
is a fascist?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yes? I do, Yes, I do.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
You know, Brian not supposed to say this out loud
from a different kind of show, but they did the
exact same thing as that on Morning Joe on MSNBC
Today with Trump. And this is one of the things
that's driven me crazy about politics. My whole adult life
following politics is if you follow any candidate very much,
they do the whole My opponent is evil. Then they'll say,

(01:30):
like twenty seconds later, we need to all come together
and stop pointing fingers. My opponent's hitler. We need to
start stop calling people names and love the devices rhetoric. Right,
it's just a common thing in politics. It's driven me
crazy my whole life.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I mean, that's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
That's hilarious her saying we need to stop, you know
whatever she said and join arms.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
What you call Trump a fascist?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Speaking of unintended comedy, this is great. Sent along by
alert listener Frank. This is from a college, an actual college.
It's a poster. Election anxiety is real. And there's a
guy in the fetal position.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Grows somebodys.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
He's sitting in the fetal position with a cloud over
his head, with eyes tearing. And there's a woman with
her hand on her forehead with her head bowed. She
just can't take it. Election anxiety is real. Votes are
in and emotions are running high across the country. While
some may feel joyful and triumphant, others might be grappling

(02:43):
with disappointment, fear, and confusion.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's not that confusion.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
You see, we got two candidates, one of them gets
elected one dozens.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Have I cleared up your Confusionaire Junior Gallop.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
This is the colleges. Students have a place to glow,
to go twenty twenty four election, brave spaces open. So
it's not a safe space, it's a brave space. You're
going there to be brave. It's brave to go to
a space that's safe. So we're calling these brave spaces.

(03:20):
You've got to be kidding me.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
That's the most twisted.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Logic I've ever heard. So you're so upset by just life.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
That you need to go into a special room with
puppies and coloring books, and they're calling that a brave
space because you're so brave. Right to be reduced to
tears by an election? Hey, kids, word of the wise,
we have these bitches every four years.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
You're gonna have to get used to it.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
And you know what, if you count the offul year,
we got them every two years.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Ah, Can I gets scary?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Can I start calling the cheesecake factory that help spa
with some sort of twisted logic?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Also, let me continue on with a poster coping with
post election anxiety, go to a brave space, reach out
to others. Gotta keep a journal, keep a journal, practice
self care, and avoid over extending yourself. You don't have
to struggle alone. There will be free comfort snacks.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I hate the term self care so much.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Almost everybody I know who talks about self care spends
the majority of their life caring for themselves.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Twenty twenty four Election, Brave Spaces, Open Wow Journal, self care.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
So I thought about grabbing the audio with this. I
didn't know if we legally could or not. Mark Alperna
was on a different radio show. He said this, and
I thought it was damned interesting. And I'm sure he
got a hell of a lot of pushback on this,
But he thinks there's gonna be more of a mental,
possibly violent breakdown on the left if Trump wins off

(05:16):
than on the right if Harris wins. And the question was,
why do you think that, and he said, for to
me the obvious reasons. People on the left care way
more about government than people on the right. People on
the right want half the government to go away. We
love it when the government shuts down. Right, the less government,

(05:37):
the better, whereas on the left do you feel like
government is the answer to all problems, and so the
wrong person running everything that you think is so important
makes you not plus thing Plus then there's the you know,
the overall personality type. Yeah, I would agree, because not
only do Democrats, liberals, progressives want big government, but they

(05:58):
think government is the solution to everything that ails them
all the problems they see in society, and they see
a lot of problems that in my mind don't exist.
I mean, I just you've got to remember that a
certain percentage of each side believes the most extreme rhetoric
of their side, and Trump's extreme rhetoric is Kamala's a

(06:19):
jackass and she won't be a good president.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
You know.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
You can talk about communists.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
And that sort of thing, because I think there are
a lot of neo Marxist running around. But the idea
that Trump will never permit another election. He will rule
like Hitler. He will break up gay marriages, he will
end into racial marriages. Women will be hunted down for
having an abortion, your period will be monitored. I mean,
all of that Looney Tunes Project twenty twenty five crap

(06:47):
that they're talking about.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
A certain percentage of people believe that stuff. So, yeah,
they'll freak out. I realize to go to a brave space.
I realize some of you, if you haven't already tuned
out a screaming at the radio, Hello January sixth, Yeah,
I mean, yeah, those people reacting strongly to an election
not going the direction they wanted.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah, a stupid angry riot where a bunch of people
got arrested for it.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
But there's no doubt that if you're a person of
the left, you care, you want government to be more
about your life, more of your life to be about
the government than than people on the right.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
There's no doubt.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
My concern is that when the left wins, that the
government grows and becomes more of my life.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I want less. I want less of it. All amen
to that.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, the idea of Elon Musk and that other bloke
who I mentioned the other day committing themselves to trying
to reduce the size of government. If that's all Trump
could accomplish, Oh how wonderful would that be. It's a
talk about fantasy land. I realize it's it's unlikely, but man,
I'd love to see him try.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
If you haven't seen the picture, of how easy it
is to turn a candy corn into Trump. You need
to look that up. It's damned funny. I almost want
to do that on a whole bunch of candy corns
and hand him out tonight to kids. Because you got
the white, orange yellow. You put a little tie in
the white that looks like his shirt, the orange just
his face, and then give us his air.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I mean, it just takes. It doesn't take much. It's
really hilarious.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Anyway, more serious topic, I was trying to figure out
how I'm going to watch on Tuesday. Chris Steyerwalt, who's
on NewsNation. He's there, Polster there. Remember he got fired
by Fox for calling Arizona correctly. You know what.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
We got an email about that, and it changed my mind.
They explained how he was way premature and got really
really lucky. I wish I had it in front of
me because it was a very convincing. But anyway, it's
just a different take anyway, So Sti Walt's doing what.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
He's He's a guy in News Nation going through all
their polling, and he tweeted out today if you look
back on Bush versus Gore with pleasure the poles are
suggesting you're in for a good time. It's hard to
say because, like Nate Silver, the famous pollster, says there's
a sixty percent chance that one of them win six.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Of the swing states.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Well, if one of them does that, if either of
them do that, it's pretty clearcut win. And I don't
have it in front of me, but I've seen some
statistics of the early voting on a bunch of different states,
and it is ginormous. I mean, turnout looks like it
might be I mean truly amazing.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Well, so the argument back and forth is and to me,
I'm sorry, I didn't finish the thought. And if turnout
is huge and amazing, that makes it less likely that
it's just so close.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
When people keep using the example of yeah, at twenty twelve,
all the polls were showing a red wave and it
didn't happen at all. Trump wasn't on the ballot. That
is all the difference in the world in terms of
a motivator. Trump is such a twenty two Do you
mean twenty twenty two?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
The midterm that was supposed to be the red wave
that turned out not to be the red wave and
defied the polls.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
There was no Trump.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
There there are some crappy Trump candidates, but there was
no Trump, and it was all about abortion.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Trump does not have coattails, just like Obama didn't have coattails.
Obama was a phenomenon when he was on the ballot.
People turned out when he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
They didn't. Same with Trump. I just think that's so
obviously true.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Oh but so I'm gonna watch Chris Steierwalter follow his
Twitter Steve Kornacki of NBC, even though their network is
so horrible. He's really good at digging into the numbers.
And I heard him on a conservative podcast yesterday talking
about counties that he can look at in Pennsylvania that
he thinks he can tell pretty quickly what direction Pennsylvania
is gonna go based on previous cycles, which I find

(10:44):
pretty interesting. Interesting if that sort of thing's been consistent.
A couple more things I want to jam in. We've
been talking a lot about the Washington Post thing where
Bezos decided we're not gonna endorse candidates anymore. People went nuts,
They've lost order of their subscribers or something like that.
This story out today the Washington Post is paying to

(11:07):
boost stories critical.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Of Trump as subscribers flee.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
So it's not a scandal that news organizations put money
because we've done this. You can go on Facebook or
Twitter and pay a couple of bucks. Like if you've
got a tweet that you really think would be good
and you want to get it out there more, you
pay a little money. But the Washington Post is doing
that on Facebook and Twitter in places with really anti
Trump stories to try to, you know, reconvince people no, no, no,
we hate Trump still. I'll bet that whoever's doing that

(11:34):
is doing that without Bezos's knowledge or without his direction,
trying to salvage his point of view, his or her
point of view, probably a her.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, that's possible. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
And then this one thing that I came across that
kind of explains the way a lot of people are voting.
The share of foreign born population in the United States.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Is the highest it's ever been, including back in the
day when you know Ellis Island and all that sort
of stuff, in the Irish and the Italians and the
people coming from everywhere.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
We're going back to eighteen fifty.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Even in eighteen ninety, the previous high point it was
fourteen point eight percent of the population in the United
States was foreign born, and you could make a decent
argument for having a hell of a lot of people
come into this country from wherever when we were completely
empty and we were expanding in the States with no people.
It's now fifteen point six percent. And is that a

(12:33):
policy that you voted for. Not in the least. But
we have the highest percentage of foreign board we've ever
had in this country, and nobody voted for that.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Now, I'm not saying this is necessarily going to be
true going forward, But if you want to find a
fierce patriot, someone who loves this country to their bones,
show me an immigrant who came from a place within
a press of government. Man, do they love America, whether
it's you know, Cuba, or sometimes the Middle East, particularly

(13:09):
non well anyway, Jews and Christians from the Middle East,
they love this country to their bones. And I'm hoping
that trend continues. Although that is certainly not an argument
for letting in one hundred thousand Venezuelan gang members.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
As you said, nobody voted for this, They just let
it happen.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
How about we decide how many people we want from
where and then keep track of who's coming in. Not
a crazy notion that, by the way, like eighty percent
of America wants it. More on the way, stay here,
Armstrong Hengetti.

Speaker 7 (13:41):
Former President Trump's campaign reportedly offered coffee mugs and beer
coozies that read Latter Day Saints for Trump, but later
remove the products after it was pointed out then Mormons
do not drink coffee or beer. They're also no longer
offering their Jews for Trumps.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Spiral Hams. It's just funny.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
So we've been playing some Halloween music and sound effects
as it is Satan's Day and your children are going
out to get diabetes and two de kay.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Wow, wow, this is stiff.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
But you played you played Michael Jackson Thriller earlier, and
I was thinking, I remember when that that video came
out for Thriller. It was like the most expensive video
that ever been made or something like that, and he
had the creepy disfigured face which ended up being not
near as creepy or as disfigured.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
As his actual face was. Right, that's something. Wow.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
I know my son is gonna do some trigger treating
in his cow head just because he wants to see
how people.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
React to it. It's it is a great costume.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, yeah, I appreciated the picture you tweeted. Let's seem
it's a really good comments.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
It's a very good one. But you know how little
kids will say one thousand, million, billion, thousand million when
they're trying to say a big number. Here's an actual
big number that I didn't even know existed. Decillion. Google
is facing a fine of a decillion dollars by a

(15:22):
Russian court because they banned Russian TV channels. So a
Russian court found them guilty and find them twenty decillion dollars.
That is twenty with a one hundred zeros after it.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
It.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Wow, that's more than all the money that exists in
the world. Okay, total, that's a heavy fine. I'll leave
the mark that sends a message that does that should
be a deterrent. More than all the money that exists
on the planet.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
With all the.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Money we've got, obviously we've got the most, China, Russia, everybody, Yes,
all of your everybody added together, twenty.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Decillion is more than that.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
So if you want to throw around a big word,
that's a big number that's actually real.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I guess why would you what's the point of that
from the Russian court.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Where there was where were there people there arguing for
less or more? And they settled on twenty decillion as
opposed to making for right exactly?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
How about eighteen decillion.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
It's got a bit of a three Stooges feel to
it that that's just absurd.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yes, yes, it is.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
The clowning the very legal process they claim to be
defending there in Russia. I won't have it coming up.
The New York Times is out to a rather nefarious
scheme to try to discredit all conservative media. I'll explain
it's it's it doesn't It's less complicated than it seems.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Let's see what else.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Oh, did you hear about the four Niners fans They
wouldn't let into the game because.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
They were wearing a mega hat.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Now is that a no political stuff rule that doesn't
apply to I'm guessing pride and a whole bunch of
other political things.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I'm afraid you'll have to stay tuned. Young Man, Armstrong
and Getty bring the funk, That's what I say. I
just read Nate Silver's Twitter account. He's one of the
best polsters out there.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
He actually started the five thirty eight polling organization, then
left it and is on his own. But he just
tweeted out there's a whole bunch of people making s
up as they go along, which I think is probably true.
Although his model says that if this might be the
one I watched the closest, he says that if Harris

(17:51):
wins Pennsylvania, she's got a ninety chance of winning.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
That's pretty high. So that's the to keep an eye on.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
And it's East coast, so it'll close, you know, early,
but they don't start counting their ballots till that morning
because of their state law.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
So who knows when they'll.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Like absentee and mail in or early votes do they have,
Like everybody has early voting at this point, right.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, the Malings know that, but they don't count so right, Okay, Well,
what the heck? I wonder?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
I'm really looking forward to election Night number one because
that'll be the end of this crap, at least this crap.
There might be different crap, like legal challenges for the
weeks and.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Civil war and rights in the street. Yeah, but that'll
be different crap. At least that's something different to talk about.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
It looks like the Democrats have taken Austin, Texas.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Forces have been repelled. Oh geez, taken like taking civil rings. Yeah,
that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (18:48):
No.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Two self stock up on m O oh.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
So I came across this from a different conservative commentator.
I don't recall whom exactly, but then Ben Shapiro was
twitter about it as well, and I've realized it is
wide spread. Ben writes, if you were wondering what the
legacy media would plan for its October surprise, wonder no longer.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
It's here today.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I received the following text from a reporter at the
New York Times, and it is verbatim what the other
fella got. And it is good morning, Good day, mister Shapiro.
I'm Nico Grant, reporter at the New York Times. I
want to give you an opportunity to comment for an
upcoming article that takes a look at how political commentators
have discussed the upcoming election on YouTube. We rely on

(19:29):
analysis conducted by researchers at Media Matters for America. Oh,
media Matters, which is a wildly left organization that exists
to bring down conservative media. By the way, could you
please provide us a comment or decline Baba, here are
the points we plan to include.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Media Matters.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
I identified two hundred and eighty six YouTube videos between
May and August that contained election misinformation, including narratives that
have been debunked or are not supported with credible Evan
researchers identified videos posted by you in those four months
that contain election misinformation. We feature a clip of you saying, quote,
you're party rigged many of the voting rules in advance,

(20:10):
blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
I also have a few questions. Are you a member
of the YouTube Partner program? If so, how frequently does
YouTube monetize demonetize your videos? Has YouTube sent you messages, emails,
or notices in last year that your content contains misinformation?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Thank you for your time. Ben writes what precisely is
the New York Times doing? It's perfectly obvious using research
for Media Matters, a radical left wing organization whose sole
purpose is destroying conservative media see below, and he illustrates
all of Media matters efforts to demonetize and deep platform
even the most legitimate conservative sites in order to pressure

(20:50):
YouTube to demonetize and penalize any and all conservatives. One
week from the election, or to scare them in a silence,
or have you.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
That's the entire game. Here run an.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Article in America's most trusted newspaper that declares pretty much
every major conservative a purveyor of misinformation on YouTube, the
strong arming YouTube into taking action against conservatives. This isn't
about election misinformation, obviously, it is pretty much everyone knows.
I've always acknowledged that Joe Biden won the twenty twenty election.
And if it is election misinformation to point out the

(21:25):
rigging of the voting rules for election twenty twenty resulting
in massive mail in voting, in ballot harvesting, then the
New York Times might want to talk to the New
York Times and CBS News for starters, et cetera. I
think this stuff has crested. I think the deep platforming,

(21:48):
the shaming, the canceling. I think the right has finally
understood that, oh, just because they called you a racist
or somebody erasists doesn't make you a racist. Or just
because they fact checked it doesn't mean they have their
facts together. If they call it misinformation, disinformation, or it's
cruel cousin malinformation, that doesn't make it true. And that

(22:09):
doesn't mean you U should apologize for Jack squad.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Can we go with a show policy. Let's pick one
of those words and only use it. Which one do
you want to go in? I think miss you know
it's funny once I picked up on the utter phoniness
of how they just use all sorts of different words
to make it sound like they're scientists.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
And this is the various sorts of misinformation. And there
are a variety of ways that you're being duped.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
It's the classic dumb people trying to use big words
to sound like dumb. Now that I've become aware of it,
I see it every single day, and it's just hilarious
misinformation and disinformation.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Oh no, oh, well, that's twice as bad if it
were just one of them.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
And to sum up what Ben Shapiro says, by the way,
even if someone does think Joe Biden did not win
the election, that's still protected speech on the the First Amendment.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
But that's the point.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
You don't have to pervey misinformation to be the target.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
You just have to support Trump.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
So and he goes into how big YouTube is twenty
six percent of US adults get news from YouTube. That's
rather trying to shut it down or pervert it or
you know, say thats it like the rest of the media.
Twenty six percent of US adults get news from YouTube.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Hey, hey, Hanson, did you get that Gronkowski clip that
I ask for?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Do we have that or not? Because we don't all
just read it. No, I sent it over last night.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
So, you know, old Gronkowski to Patriot and then Tampa
Bay buccaneer anyway, well known party boy NFL retired Hall
of Famer.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
You remember him, Sure, Gronk? Cow could we forget?

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Said they were talking to him the other night after
Game four of the World Series in which those fans
had tried to grab the ball out of Mookie Betts's
glove and then became a scandal and they got kicked
out of the game, and then they didn't get tickets
for last night's game and all that and.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Everything like that.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
So they're playing a Rob Gronkowski, former NFL player, is
a color guy in one of the sports networks, and
they play the thing and he says, wait a second,
I know that guy, which is hilarious. Austin was a
college friend, very passionate about the teams he represents, will
do anything for them.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
A menace wild boy as well.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
He is a person that undoubtedly would say he would
do that and then actually do it. Maniac status since
college has been confirmed.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
And yeah, I read that.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Sounded like a little bit of praise for how crazy
the guy was. Where we are talking yesterday that if
you're the sort of person that grabs a player's arm
to try to take the ball out of his belt
while beating on his arm and think you're gonna get
away that as something you're a lunatic.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
That's a very Gronk thing to say. Wild boy, he's
totally into. It's just a solid wild boy status. This
guy do anything for us TV. He's crazy, then he's
crazy Now.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
I feel like if you talk that way after twenty five,
you've taken it too far. Let alone, like when you're
forty five or fifty.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, Yeah, Gronk is the original man boy.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
I've known some fellas who know some fellas who are
professional football players.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
And the need to grow up is not there for
a lot of them.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
I remember, it's dryly funny, and if you know Gronk's act,
it's funnier. But sports talk guy Jim Rome said years
ago there was some Gronk documentary that came out or something,
and Rome said, I'll be damned.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
It turns out he works out a lot and likes
to play video game very revealing. Gronk is precisely what
Gronk seems to be.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
So I remember this story.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Friend of mine, his dad went to the University of
Kansas when John Riggins was there. He don't need to
remember the guy, but he was a well known, hardheaded
running back for the Washington Redskins, winning Super Bowls way
back in the day. Anyway, when he was at the
University of Kansas, they would stack they would close the
door and then stack up chairs and desks and stuff
against the door, and then he would run at it

(26:32):
to see if he could knocket open, a very gronky
thing to do.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
So, if you're wondering the type of guy that some.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Of these people are, yeah, man, get drunk and see
if you could bash the door open. If they stacked
a bunch of chairs and desks against it, I supposed
to be bashed it open. Everybody, go yeah, and drink
more beer.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Or if he failed to, they'd probably call him a
me hour or whatever. You know, my god, you know
the world takes. It takes all kind of.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
One more thing I wanted to get on. I don't
want to get on that. Did you understand what he
said there, Michael, that was bideness. I know answer. We
will finish strong next we promise grand what side, Lizzo? Nobody?

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Incredible atrocious stfense from the Yankees leading directly to a
Dodger running the fed.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
That's right, wild So one of the worst defensive innings
I've ever seen the World Series, including the very pitcher
who must have been homicidal after the first several errors
failing to cover first then that would have been the
last out of the inning and stop the onslaught, which
turn to be enough to eventually win the game.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Five unearned runs when they were behind.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
The Yankees were up five to nothing and gave up
five unearned runs to tie the game, ended up losing
Dodgers of the World Series champions.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
And then what do you do?

Speaker 5 (28:13):
You go out in your burn a bus and a
loot a Nike store, because that's what you do when
your team wins.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Fantastic. He had to love sports, eh, Michael. Scary sound.
We have a tree to zero of scary stories.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
To win the show.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Tell you what you're actually frightened if you were hanging
out with Diddy back in the day. According to prominent
Hollywood source, Sean Diddy, Combs reportedly kept meticulous records of
his infamous parties and quote has enough dirt to hang
half of Hollywood, who is praying he keeps his mouth shut.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
I remember thinking a bunch of stuff would come out
on Epstein and it never has, so we'll see.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
But yeah, some of the stuff.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Lately about young boys like children and that he was doing.
And I saw an old video of Justin Bieber, who
allegedly was under at some of these parties and was
in Ditty's world. There's there's an episode of him on
Cone and I think with Diddy anyway, Justin Bieber talking

(29:18):
I think, to Selena Gomez and explaining to her how
you don't want to be, you know, a child star
or something like that, and he starts crying, and I think, God,
what has he gone through being in Ditty's world that
he hasn't talked about that turned him into a you know,
a super Christian and all that.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Oof.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Right, Yeah, So the disgrace music moguls ex girlfriends including
j Loo and actress Cameron Diaz, are in a major panic.
You will drag him down by revealing unsavory's secrets if
he goes away to prison. He's radioactive at this point.
Even if he's not found guilty, his name is mud.
Would be social suicide to have anything to do with them.
And the source adds that Combs, who's been in jail

(29:56):
since September waiting awaiting for sex trafficking among a litany
of other alleged crimes, expects his former friends to come
to his defense, but nobody is as they don't want
to risk their reputations.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Quote.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
He's still in total denial and actually expects all his
high profile friends to stand up for him. He can't
wrap his head around the fact that everyone's just dropped
him and wants no part of his sordid scandal, which
might put a guy in the mood for vengeance.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Could and maybe it will.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
But Epstein had a freaking painting of Bill Clinton you
saw when you walked in the front door, and based
on the Democratic Convention, it didn't arm Bill Clinton any.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yeah, apparently not, so we'll have to see. Also scary
and kind of interesting if you think you can hold
a grudge. Consider the humble crow. The crow can recognize
human yes, yes, the bird, the black bird.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I think most of us are familiar with them.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
They can recognize human faces and hold a grudge. For
scientists aren't one hundred percent sure how long, but it
appears to be a solid decade or more. And if you,
for instance, this one gal, she or I'm sorry his dude.

(31:22):
One day in his backyard he saw crows encroaching on
a robin's nest, and he launched a rake into the
air to discourage them from raiding the robin's nest. And
for years and years crows would launch at his head
and try to try to get him and peck him.
And they even learned to identify the bus he took

(31:43):
on his way home from work, so they're waiting for
him at the bus stop every single day.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
As if that's not crazy enough, don't cross a crow.
They'll hold a grudge.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Oh yeah, As if that's not crazy enough. The crows
can communicate that to other crows. They'll essentially he has
talk ya, bad mouth you and say, hey, that guy,
the ball guy, you know what he did to me
one day. It's a piece of ass and peck his
eyes out. If you had a chance, stood for me,
peck his eyes out, and.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
They can communicate to that other crows.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
So or even if Crow number one croaks, his crow.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Descendants will continue trying to peck you on your head.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
How crazy is that?

Speaker 8 (32:28):
I have some final thoughts, and some people say they
are the greatest final thoughts they've ever heard. But if
you look at what's happening, I would have to say
Armstrong and Getty have some wonderful final thoughts. They are
right up there with Abraham Lincoln and everybody knows it.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Here's your great man, j Trump. Yes, Joe Getty.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew
to wrap up today. There is our technical director, Michael Anchelo.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Michael Finnel thought, Yeah, I mean give the kids tonight
both health and education. I'm giving them sugarless gum name
panphlet on the pros and cons of the flat tax.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
There you go, beautiful, Katie Greener esteemed to Newswoman as
a final thought, Katie.

Speaker 9 (33:09):
I made a huge mistake by letting the husband get
the Halloween candy.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
He came home with the crap. Guys not good stuff.
What did he get, you know, like like the bubble
yum or whatever.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
The old the gun that loses its flavor in three seconds.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I'm gonna have to go back out with this. Run
back out, Katie, I'm going back out.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
Jack.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Final thought for us bittersweet Halloween.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
For me, this is the first year that both kids
are too old to really be trigger traders, and god,
I loved those years.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
So awesome. Good for you if you got little kids
dressing up, that's so fun. Yeah. My final thought is
also crow related.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
This fella who has spent his career studying human crow interactions.
First of all, I like volcanos, cancer, anything human crow interactions.
He describes crows as flying monkeys because of their aptitude
as well as their large brain size. The brain's relative

(34:09):
to their size as a creature that's horrifying. Pound for pound,
crows among the brainiest creatures on Earth.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Jack Crazy, Armstrong and Geeddy wrapping up an other grueling
or ghouling a four hour workday, so many people think
so little time good Armstrong In geeddy dot com pick
up a Armstrong and Geeddy hot Dogs are Dog's t
shirt drops line.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
If there's something we ought to be talking about. Send
it to mail bag at Armstrong in giddy dot com.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Hit the hot links everything we reference, the videos, the articles.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
It's all under hot links.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
I realized some of you adults will be getting drunk tonight,
and we'll see tomorrow too, all of you.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
God Bless America.

Speaker 9 (34:44):
Disconcludes this year's Halloween show. We hope you had as
much fun watching our show as the Koreans did.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Animate.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
But there's one group for whom every day is Halloween.
I'm talking about adulta literates. For them, trying to read
the morning newspaper is more refined than any goblin, ghoul,
spook or spirit.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
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