November 1, 2024 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Caddy Armstrong and
Jetty and he arm wrong? Why from Studio c senor
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deep within the bowels of the Armstrong Age Giddy Information Complex,
Dot dot dot. How's just talking to Hanson, our executive producer.
His kids. He says, got ten pounds of candy. Ten
pounds that's a lot of candy anyway. Where need to
come up with a monetary value that candy. Give the
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kids that money and march them into the grocery store
to buy vegetables. That's good parenting. That's a good one.
If you tell if you, I'll trade you ten snickers
for two sticks of broccoli. See if that will work
with the uh with the kids. Good luck. My kids
did well, but not ten pounds worth anyway. Today Friday,
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three shows from a presidential election. We're under the tutelage
of our general manager. Garbage like in the landfill, Jack,
it has a long, long life, man, It'll take ten
thousand years to decay. I'll tell you what. I can't
do any more of these mini controversies. It's not a controversy.
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At all. It's a phenomenon, the godness sociological experiment that
has yielded amazing results. The garbage thing has caught on.
But the like yesterday, it was the back and forth
over somebody said something about women and then the other
one said something about women and which one was worse?
And I just I just can't do it. I just
is there? Is it? Pop? I can't even do it.
I can't. You can't even comment on why I can't comment?
(02:02):
I just can't. Wow? Wow, can you comment on why
you can't comment? On comment? How far down the rabbit
hole do you need to go? Here?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I was asking Hanson says it because each house gave
out so much more candy than usual? Or did he
hit so many houses? He said he wasn't sure. He
didn't go, his wife went, But uh, I felt like
for my kids, each individual house was giving out more
candy than usual. I don't know that and a kids
sign of the economy being stronger than analysts anticipated. Oh yeah,
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pollsters say on Halloween's where people tend to give out
more candy, usually the Republican is favor. We ought to
make that up each selection cycle. Let's see how many
times we can hear it, you know, on the news
is around the country. If we tweeted that out with
a straight face and a graph, it would probably catch on.
You know what we ought to We ought to spend
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like a couple of segments of the show someday with
the brilliance of our listeners cooking up like a bunch
of those, and then you know, with a these days,
we could crank out letterhead or whatever it takes to
make it look really convincing from the Heartland Economic Institute
or something like that, and just crank out like one
of those a week and just all enjoy them as
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they hit the mainstream. I feel like it would be
so easy to do. I wish we had done it.
First of all, it'd be better to say whatever it
is favors the Democrats, because that's more likely to get
press attention. Oh right, good points, because they just love
that sort of thing. You've got the whole They're just
looking for anything they need a political story. There are
you know, there's just not enough new ones, so that
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would be awesome. A graph, I think would be key
down in the corner. You could have little words completely
made up by a radio show. It doesn't matter. Nobody
reads the little words down at the bottom of the
graph of where it came from or the methodology plus
or minus one hundred percent on the street interviews that
sort of thing. Yes, one video with a blonde chick
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inner car tiktoking. I know, I just feel like giving
out more candy when I'm stressed and the Democrat is
about to win or something like that. Whatever, right, and
then when it blows up in our faces and we're
accused coast to coast of misinformation, disinformation and again their
evil cousin mal information, it'll be publicity we can use
(04:16):
exactly right, as long as they spell your name right.
I'm loving this idea. I gotta have the blonde chick
half crying inner car doing in video, give me tears
or anger rage? Right the well, both both crying with rage.
That's the sweet spot. I'm looking up at CNN. I
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don't even know what they're talking about. I think I
actually do. But it says Liz Cheney, and then there's
a quote, this is how Liz Cheney, this is how
dictators destroy free nations. That sort of thing. I just
I is there anybody? Is there anybody still with a
couple of days Togo hanging on all these surrogates, various comments,
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and the battle back and forth, is anybody maybe you
are good for you? I'm not. I remember the other
day when a friend of mine said, never in the
history of mankind has anybody ever said this. I wonder
what Liz Cheney thinks. Can you imagine somebody inquiring after
that little bit of information. On the other hand, though,
Jack Trump is in serious trouble, as j Lo and
(05:27):
Lebron James, I saw some singer chick I've never heard
of in my life and who is the other big
and came out for for common Lebron has made his choice. Yes,
he sent out a video making clear that Trump's a
racist and said, what are we even talking about here?
There's only one choice, Thanks Lebron. I just saw the number.
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It's sixty two million people have voted so far. Wow,
that's crazy. It is crazy, and so on the high end,
it's going to be like one hundred and fifty million,
we could end up with half the votes cast before
election day this time. That's something that we got to
rethink the way we talk about the election, and probably
(06:10):
campaigns need to rethink the way they you know, pursue voters.
I mean when you get when you get to half
or more voting before election day, it's a different thing,
isn't it. Yeah. Absolutely, And if without getting into the
particulars of it, because mister Armstrong is a conscientious objector,
I think if the garbage comment had been made a
(06:32):
month ago, and again, the significance of it, friends, is
not that it was a gaff because he's a senile,
old fart Okay, I mean, he's got one foot in
a grave and you know the other heel. But the
significance is it crystallized what those people so clearly do
think of Trump voters and supporters, Whether he intended that
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or not, everybody the light bulb went off, Yeah, oh,
we're racist. Were Jim Crow or fascists? Were Nazis? Were morons?
Were you know, incorrigible or untouchable or whatever Hillary said? Deplorable?
That's it. Yeah, they didn't say that all along, just
using different words. A basket of incorrigibles. Yes, that's you're right,
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You're absolutely right. I guess the whole orange vest thing
has got on people showing up to the rallies wearing
the vest of the dump truck driver or the you know,
the average worker. If only Trump were a secured cannon,
I could enjoy this much more. But his canonry is
somewhat untethered, prone to shifting. Yes, not screwed to the
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sticking place. That is the problem with his cannon. Indeed,
let's start the show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe
Getty on this. It is Friday, November one, brand new month.
The rent is due. They're twenty twenty four. Life will
not be a born twenty four war. Armstrong getting we
approve of this program. No, No, the rent it's too damn.
(08:08):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
He was.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
He was out campaigning. He was canvassing for Harris, going
door to door. That guy, so he's business. That's what
he decided. The rent is too damn. I let's begin
the show now officially according the FCC rules regulations leaping
into action at mark Oh oh hit, had I know
it yet? Oh my goodness, bro, there you have you
(08:31):
know yesterday I was calling for beatings in the street
for Dodgers fans who were setting buses on fire and
raiding Nike stores and whatnot. Here's a guy start just again.
I call you out on Dodgers fans. They're just rioters.
Good point, good point, that's exactly right. Yeah, that is
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the point that people use their team winning or losing
his excuse to destroy public property that we taxpayers didn't
have to replace, where people get hurt, or stores private
property that gets looted in their insurance company. Blah blah blah,
the whole thing. There's a guy sitting off fireworks, blue
off his hand, gotta say, you know, I don't know,
I don't know if I feel too bad about that. Well,
(09:12):
that is cold. Indeed, that's the knee jerk reaction. I've
been able to think about this for several minutes, and
my reaction is different several minus. Prior to that unfortunate incident,
you had a moron who would need taxpayer support probably
most of his life. Now you have a six fingered
moron who's going to need taxpayer support for the rest
of his life. That this is worse. You're probably right
(09:33):
about that. The best firework video, and there are many, many,
many good fireworks videos on YouTube, But the guy lighting
off the thing out of his cheek cleft that goes
awry is my all time bottle rocket from his heinie. Yes,
that's my all time favorite. Terrible, terrible. Hey, you know
people do things like that, you know, get you get
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what you get. So the Dodger fan, he's finally going
to get off. Well, Ferry goes into art his job
as a typist, and they say, wait a minute, hell wait.
I feel like we've got a problem there. I feel
like you're not qualified by definition. Oh how does mailback look?
That was terrible? It's it's it's good. We've got clips
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of the week coming up in moments. We hired you
to be a saxophone player. But I feel like there's
always happened. Well, do you remember when the Dodgers won?
My friends and I, Well, it's a long story. All
on the way. Here's our text line four one five
two nine five k FTC. This is why I was
(10:36):
jammin in the car and the way here today. On Fridays,
I listen to music. Every other day, I listened to
news all the way to work on Fridays. I just
can't take it anymore. I always listening to music. I Jamin,
Si Whody and Blowfish, and I was thinking, this is
way more enjoyable than listening to the news. I hope
that doesn't hold true for listening to this show, but
(10:56):
I had to say it was very very not the
ninetiesh popstyling and various record is crewe to be listening
to some comfort music as opposed to the latest stupid
freaking doesn't matter made up controversy over who said, what about? What? Look?
Who's too pretty for politics? All of a sudden, folks,
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too good for the scrum, too good for this. You're
refined for what makes America great or something. I don't know.
I'm the tire of it. I like your idea better.
You know, we didn't embark on when the guy blew
off his hand was his friend who watched the guy's
very very I mean, what makes us human? Our front
lobes in our hands? Really, Caesar his friend's handblown off,
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and he says, oh, my goodness, I appreciate the civility,
no flame in the f bombs and then the strings
of no, oh my goodness, He said, I don't know
if we, any of us know, how would we react
if we saw our friend blow their hands off? If? Yeah?
Coming up a freedom loving quote of the day genius
from a political genius, Richard Nixon, So stay with us
(12:03):
uh propos could not be more apropos for this political moment.
We also have mail bag, but first it's time to
take fun look back at the week that was. It's
cow clips of the Week. This has really gone sideways.
That's exactly where this is at.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Now, which the week's parting with.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Demands the made I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to
mess up the national anthem. Here's the contrast that she
needs to draw. They're supposed to use the term bonus hole.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, they turned us into the last shot at the
miniature golf course is what they did. Well.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I'm hoping you paper doesn't go off. The thing is
that you should not know you be cow. I don't
know the heating up job. Who shuttles under this wall?
And oh why serious champions?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It seems like the celebrations definitely got out of hand.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Reports are four to five hundred people inside of the
Snike flagship story in many instances of street takeovers, cars
spinning out, even setting an MPTA bus on fire. There's
a lot going on. Like I don't know if you
guys know this, but there's literally a floating island of
garbage in the middle of the ocean right now, yeah,
(13:27):
I think it's called Puerto Rico. Okay, all right. Obviously
that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump.
Never saw him, never heard of him, and don't want
to hear of them. But I think that we have
to stop getting so offended at every little thing in
the United States of America.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's a fall up from racist and sexist comments at
Donald Trump's Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Rally doing garbage. Ic you floating out there is your supporters?
He does not calling Trump supporters garbage.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Please forgive him for he not knows what he said.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You know, the word garbage is the hottest thing right now.
How do you like my garbage truck? This truck is
in honor of Kamala and Joe Biden when they said
I look bitter, I said, in that case.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I said, we are not a vessel for the schemes
of wanna be dictators.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Today, we've decided to officially endorse communist Kamala Harris for president.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
She's a pemenomenon.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
She gave Drew Barrymore a hug, an act that symbolized
her willingness to wrap her arms around the country and
give us all a hug. Whenever Republicans make us feel sad.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh boy, those clips about the World series reminded me
they're already calling it the Curse of Fat Joe. We
will discuss later what fat Joe. Oh yeah, I'm not
so good on my wrappers. La had freaking ice cube
walk out on the field. People went nuts doing one
(15:19):
of his classic songs in New York. They fight back
with Fat Joe the secondary rapper, and as as one
commentator wrote, you could already see the bonded language of
the crowd of Oh, this is not gonna be a
good series fat the Curse of Fat Joe. You can't
respond with fat Joe to ice Cube. Here's your freedom
(15:41):
loving here's your freedom loving quote of the day. You
got ice cube and iced tea together, and then you
got something nice, refreshing drink on a summer's day. B
sent this along. He says, I didn't care for Nixon,
but he said something once that was so spot on,
and I quote, people will vote for you even if
they don't like you, but they will never vote for
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you if they think you don't like them. Ooh, that's
a good one. That is a god one. Are you
kidding that macas. It was a political genius, by the way,
before he went round the bend. But people will vote
for you even if they don't like you, but they
will never vote for you if they think you don't
like them. That is a nod to Biden for probably
sealing the deal for Trump. Huh yeah, mailbag, No, they're
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not in the mood for substance. I'm gonna go with this.
Dave and La writes, I don't necessarily share a story
about how laughable the whole trans movement has become. You're
familiar with the masked singer. The premise is some quote
unquote celebrity sings behind the mask. The judges have to
guess who they are. Well, last episode was horrfarious. Guests
starts with a short segment where they give clues about
themselves in a modulated voice. About eight seconds. Then I say, well,
(16:52):
that's a man despite the long flowing dress and cartoonish
feminine body movements next to the singing, that's guy's voice,
over and over again. Eventually the singing ends. He's standing
towering over the host to him is himself six feet tall,
clearly a dude. I continue. Then the judges came out
Tyra Banks, Serena Williams. What are we doing here? I
asked the TV. Well, eventually the mask comes off, and
(17:14):
what do you know? It's actor in trans Woman, Laverne Cox.
That's right, it's a man.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Am I just a genius? Or was everybody in a coma?
Or did the Judgins just go with their stupid ideology
and keep saying well it's clearly a woman. Wow. Okay,
so I have some breaking news before we get to
yesterday's stupid clip of the day, The Expectator. I don't
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know who this benefits. I'm not smart enough and I
don't even care enough to try to become smart enough
to discuss this topic. But oh, ignorance and apathy. Yes,
that's exactly right. It is ignorance and apathy. The expectations
by Wall Street. The job numbers are out. The expectations
were parole. The expectation for one hundred and thirteen thousand jobs.
(18:04):
We got twelve thousand jobs. Oh, this could be a
bell weather for October surprise. But the last minute something
definitely helps Trump or Kamala I don't actually know, but whatever,
I saw the headlines as those numbers were unleashed, immediately.
I can't remember what outlet it was, but I'm sure
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all the mainstream media will march in formation like North
Korean troops like they always do. But the headline was
job numbers come in well below expectations hurricane and labor strikes.
I mean, okay, yeah, where they would have hired one
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hundred thousand more people in western North Carolina up there
in the mountains. They were all set Ashville was going
to grow by eighty nine percent, but for that damned hurricane,
and that hurt the job numbers. Okay, Well, once you
become hip to that in economics, the quick explanation in
the headline as to why things happen, you realize it's
(19:09):
always just they're gutsing. Absolutely, they feel like they ought
to write something to show that they know more than you.
I honestly don't know what this does for the election,
if anything, and it might it might not have an
effect at all on a single human being, actually, so
I don't know. But anyway, that usually when you hear
came in hotter than expected or lower than expected, it's
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by some not like this. I mean, that's like what.
So my question to the headline writers would be well,
if you know definitively that it's because of the hurricane
and the labor disputes, the strikes. The people who form
those quote unquote expectations, they knew about all that stuff too,
excellent point, excellently, what's going on there. People who make
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their livings like will get fired if they're wrong too
often and invest billions of dollars. I also knew about
the labor strike and the hurricane and still had the
same expectations. So you're thanks so much for your even
handed coverage. That's a very very good point. Thank you.
I'm I'm not even. I'm not even, which blessedly is
(20:13):
about over and unless unless Joe makes this, I'm not
even going to play the full clip. This is just
the short version of Mark Cuban yesterday. That was the
kerfuffle for twenty four hours. Here we go, Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You never see him around strong intelligent women, you ever,
It's just that simple.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So he said that on the view, that's Mark Cuban,
the billionaire. You never see Trump around strong intelligent women.
And then it became a he walked it back later
day and Republicans pounced and you know the whole thing.
So again does that move a vote a couple days
before the election, Maybe maybe not. I don't know. I
think it's more significant than you're giving it credit for it,
but just just as part of the stew of and
(20:53):
I'm gonna lean on the brilliant Kim Stressell of the
Wall Street Journal here and maybe read some of a
piece later. But she's talking about and it's in the
frame of Joe Biden's The only garbage I see is
his supporter's infamous quote the never ending condescension and lecturing.
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And condescension is self explanatory that somebody's looking down at you,
but the hectoring, the lecturing, don't be a sexist, don't
be misogynist, don't be a racist. That Their argument is
constantly you need to be told what to do and
how to do it, and that never ending condescension is
(21:35):
just people are over it. So I think it's it
reinforces that feeling. But other than that, Mark Cuban's a jackass.
They only apparently, hey, this is a great country, folks,
because a jackass can get Richard in hell. The interesting
thing to me is that that's three days of the
Harris campaign having to explain something a surrogate said somewhere,
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which is not what they want. I'm sure Biden with
his comments, and now Mark Cuban with his and just
I'm sure they'd rather that wasn't the case that they
were making all the news positive or negative out of
the you know, the candidate's office themselves. AnyWho, I got
this question for you. You said this yesterday, and I feel
like maybe we were too hip for the room as
(22:22):
people who follow this for a living, as opposed to
laying it out happens. Yeah, layout for me, because you
said it's going to be and I think you're absolutely right.
It's going to be easy in retrospect. Whoever wins to
explain how they want it's going to be, Like the
greatest hindsight is twenty twenty of all time. It's just
going to be so clear. Layout right now, Kamala Harris wins.
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If we find out Tuesday night or Wednesday mornings, she wins.
She won Pennsylvania barely, she got Wisconsin. In Michigan, she
wins the electoral College. Kamala Harris is the next president. Why, Well,
I'll give you the brief version. There are all sorts
of reasons why. I mean Trump's hard seiling. He's never
gotten above forty eight percent good one or whatever. That's
(23:05):
a good one. The disgust people have of January sixth
in large numbers, his ill discipline, his complete lack of
discipline where he causes himself, all sorts of problems that
are utterly unnecessary, blah blah blah. I mean, in short,
I guess the conventional wisdom, and the conventional wisdom on
(23:27):
her side is, of course, she has no ideas. She
couldn't explain how she'd be different than the miserably I'm
going to ask the Trump question and you can lay
that one out then. Oh so just stick to the
ekamalo wins and those are those are very good. The
only thing I would add to that would be the
Dobbs decision that motivated a hell of a lot of
women to come out. Oh yeah, that's a good one too. Yeah.
(23:47):
There's loads of conventional wisdom y evidence that the guy
was there's no chance he can win. He's miserably unpopular,
although he's more popular than he's ever been right now, Hello,
o okay, so then the flip side, you're quickie on
a Trump wins. Tuesday night, they announced he won Pennsylvania,
he got all the Sun Belt states. He's the winner. Wow.
(24:10):
For reasons of convenience, the Democrats elevated a known moron
with no popularity and no ideas, a congenital flip flopper
who found it impossible to differentiate herself from her miserably
unpopular boss. It was one of the crappiest campaigns ever run.
The only thing saving it from everybody talking about how
(24:31):
crappy it was is how short it was. So the
very brief, like the super nova of joy and optimism
and the other guys are weird. That lasted like ten days,
but in the compressed schedule it seemed to be It
was like a team that was a baseball team that
was hot until August. It seemed more significant than it is. So, yeah,
(24:53):
she was a terrible candidate, was never a good candidate,
and how could anybody expect her to win? Funny? Both
arguments are so good. Trump had never gotten more than
forty seven percent of the vote in his life. Why
did you think he was going to this time? You know,
on that side and then on this side. She got
out of the race in twenty nineteen before Iowa and
(25:16):
has never done better than that. Who thought she could?
I mean, the world's most famous DEI hire as vice president,
and every and everyone knows it. I just wanted to
get those on the air so that we're ahead of
the curve. When you know everybody's doing one of those
next Tuesday night or Wednesday morning, trying to sound smart.
We've already done them. So there you go. It is
(25:38):
going to be so damn obvious either way, which is
kind of weird, isn't it. I don't know what that means.
I don't think that's usually the case. Well, I could
mean that this is a great election pitting two superstars
of democracy against each other. Maybe that's what it means.
Don't mean, because I don't think you could have done
that with Brock or Mitt, for instance, Like here's the
(26:00):
olympiest reason one of them lost. No, I mean there
were explanations, but you could not pitch them. Is come on,
how could you not know this right in the same
way you can in this situation? Yeah, no, kidding. The
one thing I find interesting right now and why I
learned something interesting about polling yesterday. I can tell it
pretty quickly here. Chris Steyerwalt the polling Guru used to
(26:24):
be at Foxes now at News Nation on how there
can be heard mentality in polling, and I've never heard
anybody explain this before. If you've got a poll out
in the field and he's talking about the big polling
organizations that he pays attention to, that he trusts that
he knows they're trying to get it right, because that's
the best way to stay in business. If you've got
(26:46):
a pull out in the field and you're starting to
get data back and it's way out of line with
everything else, you realize you've got an error somewhere. You're
doing something wrong, so you make adjustments to get it
back in line with what is already known. And so
by definition, if enough people are doing that and it
kind of you know, it can kind of end up
(27:06):
in a hurt situation where everybody's adjusting their poles to
fit in with what has kind of become the conventional
polling wisdom. And for those reasons, sometimes it's hard to
catch movement that's real as opposed to it's just polsters
trying to not have outliers, which makes them monk, which
makes them look bad. Yeah, that doesn't just make them
(27:26):
look bad, And that's not what they're worried about. It's
just like they think, well, we got to be wrong.
I mean we got Trump up by ten or down
by ten or whatever. That can't be right. So we've
got to adjust our method with something in our algorithms wrong. Wow.
And yeah, And it does become significant if sentiment is
indeed moving, because sure, and in this it's almost an
(27:49):
anti movement bias, an anti change bias. Interesting and in
this particular case, because it's the differences are so tiny
and you're talking less than one percent, and like five
the seven swing states, obviously you could have some herd
mentality covering up movement easily eithersh Yeah, anything other than
a tiny incremental movement would be an outlier. As I
(28:11):
just read in Halpern's newsletter, the race is tighter than I, Oh,
forgot her name. I've heard several of what you're going
to have her name or it's ruined. I hope it's
her purse strings or checking account that we're going to
reference here. Oh, it's tighter than Kelly and Conway's sweater
on Mark Cuban, that's pretty good. She's very skinny. He's
(28:32):
very not I always hit the delay. Yeah, I was.
I think we're all a little concerned, Michael. And what
was it? One other thing I was going to throw
in there about the pulling and the go in this
direction or whatever. It doesn't matter, I'll think of it later.
I've always been fond of fond of tighter than a
frog's hind end, because it must for Otter's biological reasons,
water type. Yeah, precisely. Oh here's the other thing. It
(28:56):
seems to be kind of a given right now because
it's polling. Looks like you could approach that if the
turnout for women is over fifty three percent, she wins
based on all the early voting out there. In the
way women are voting, so that might be the biggest
number out there. Can she turn out more than women
or not unless all those poor women who are terrified
(29:18):
of their belligerent moron Trump loving husbands are afraid to
vote in the only place a woman still has the
right to choose, the voting booth. According to Julia Roberts
in one of the worst ads I've ever seen, Julia Roberts,
please please whatever, I don't care if you vote opposite
of me the rest of your life. Please don't take
your marching orders from Julia Roberts. Good lord, we've got
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Lebron James, Lebron James. Yes, we have got Katie's headlines
on the way. Armstrong by some feels like he killed
with the cow head and regular clothes walking the streets.
In terms of getting attention, you got a human with
the head of a cow. What's not to like? We
just jeans, t shirt and boots, but have given him
(30:03):
all the candy walking around the cowhead. He's simultaneously the
dairy farmer and the cow. It's a statement about man's
dependence on our animal brothers and sisters. How should he
talk about human nature and kids taking handfuls of candy
versus one candy and all that sort of stuff. I'll
talk about that later. It's an interesting phenomenon. I won't
participate in Halloween because it's socialist. Would those kids do
(30:25):
to deserve that candy? Did they work for it? No? No,
they didn't. They threatened a trick for instance. I don't
know a riot, a riot political violence unless they're given something.
It's sugar redistribution, that's right. I won't have it so
much to get to this morning, both the sublime, ridiculous,
significant and utterly insignificant, but amusing. Stay with us if
(30:48):
you can. Right now, let's figure out who's reporting what.
It's the lead story with Katie Green Katie, before I.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Get into the headlines, yesterday I had a kid come
to the house to trick or treat, and she said,
I just want to let you know, you guys are
the vibe.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And I have no idea what she meant at all. Okay,
you guys are the vibe. Well, congratulations, I think what
do you respond to that? Sup? Or I just I'm
down with that?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Or that's tough, thanks, tough, tough, tough. Okay, that was tough,
all right. The headlines, of course, this is the big story.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
NBC.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
US economy added just twelve thousand jobs in October, impacted
heavily by hurricanes.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Okay, that's I don't remember a number missing the expectations
by that much. Boy ever, and often they have to
revise the numbers downward in subsequent months. But I don't know.
Is it going to have any effect on the election,
That's all anybody cares about. This is an.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Opinion piece towards the very top of the Washington Post.
If elected Trump will make you and your family less safe.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Ah, that's like your opinion man to read first. It's
an opinion piece. At least it's not masquerading as a
news piece news article as usual in the major main
street media.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
From the New York Times, Iranian officials threatened retaliation for
Israeli strikes.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, sure you do. Yeah, good luck. What are you
gonna use? Exactly? They blow up all your missile batteries.
What are you gonna do? What are you gonna use?
You thirst rocks at them? Well, then they've got no
air defenses anymore. So if they throw a tit Israel's way,
the tat is gonna get through. One hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
From ABC, Daniel Penny trial opening statements begin today.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh that'll be something to follow. Yeah. The race baiting ridiculous.
We discussed this late in the show yesterday or was
that the podcast? I think that was the One More
Thing podcast. Yeah, yeah, well we'll come in on that later.
But this poor son of a gun is getting railroaded
because the Left needs their racist tropes to to get power.
(33:08):
That's their lever to get power. From Fox News, newest
Diddy accuser says she.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Woke up outside on the street with the date rape
drug in her system after meeting him backstage.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, horrific what he did to the women, obviously, and
the men who he made take tons of hiagorate young men.
I'm surprised nobody had an heart attack and died. Good lord. Yeah,
and underage girls and Boys's monstrous And how many people
knew from the New York Post Richmond.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
North of Richmond, singer Oliver Anthony is leaving the music
industry one year after topping the charts to start traveling ministry.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Here you go, Okay, good luck son.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Breitbart dot com quote pure gibberish, AOC marked excuse me,
AOC mocked for Arabic get out the Vote flyer that
was printed backwards.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh whoops, whoops outreach. Yeah, your meme of the day.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
It's a picture of two mugshots next to each other
and it says Arkansas men arrested for taking turns shooting
each other while wearing bulletproof vests after drinking. And someone
left a comment on it and said, god forbid, men
have any hobbies.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I love the whole drunk guy shooting each other with
bulletproof vests on That's a common one. Online. Wow. Wow.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
And finally the Babylon Bee kids at Tim Wall's door
disappointed as he fills their candy bags with tampons.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh, especially the little boys. Find your own damn business. Okay, Oh,
sometimes you're a knucklehead, sat him a knucklehead at times.
You know, you got the common problem of kids grabbing
more than a candy, you know, just handfuls of candies
out of your thing or whatever going right, or if
(35:10):
you set out a bucket full of candy and like
the kid coming and wiping the thing completely clean. Right.
My son came across one of those where all the
kids right before him had wiped out the bucket. He
took some of the candy out of his bag and
put it in there so the next kids that would
come along would have some candy. Oh that's nice. I thought,
that's interesting. How did you cock it stole all of
that candy? Yeah? Probably probably. I mean I was happy
(35:32):
that he did that, But I thought, how do you
end up one way or the other way? I'm not
even exactly sure. If you miss an hour of the show,
grabbed the podcast Armstrong and Getty on demand Armstrong and
Getty
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Caddy Armstrong and
Jetty and he arm wrong? Why from Studio c senor
(00:37):
deep within the bowels of the Armstrong Age Giddy Information Complex,
Dot dot dot. How's just talking to Hanson, our executive producer.
His kids. He says, got ten pounds of candy. Ten
pounds that's a lot of candy anyway. Where need to
come up with a monetary value that candy. Give the
(00:59):
kids that money and march them into the grocery store
to buy vegetables. That's good parenting. That's a good one.
If you tell if you, I'll trade you ten snickers
for two sticks of broccoli. See if that will work
with the uh with the kids. Good luck. My kids
did well, but not ten pounds worth anyway. Today Friday,
(01:19):
three shows from a presidential election. We're under the tutelage
of our general manager. Garbage like in the landfill, Jack,
it has a long, long life, man, It'll take ten
thousand years to decay. I'll tell you what. I can't
do any more of these mini controversies. It's not a controversy.
(01:40):
At all. It's a phenomenon, the godness sociological experiment that
has yielded amazing results. The garbage thing has caught on.
But the like yesterday, it was the back and forth
over somebody said something about women and then the other
one said something about women and which one was worse?
And I just I just can't do it. I just
is there? Is it? Pop? I can't even do it.
I can't. You can't even comment on why I can't comment?
(02:02):
I just can't. Wow? Wow, can you comment on why
you can't comment? On comment? How far down the rabbit
hole do you need to go? Here?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I was asking Hanson says it because each house gave
out so much more candy than usual? Or did he
hit so many houses? He said he wasn't sure. He
didn't go, his wife went, But uh, I felt like
for my kids, each individual house was giving out more
candy than usual. I don't know that and a kids
sign of the economy being stronger than analysts anticipated. Oh yeah,
(02:31):
pollsters say on Halloween's where people tend to give out
more candy, usually the Republican is favor. We ought to
make that up each selection cycle. Let's see how many
times we can hear it, you know, on the news
is around the country. If we tweeted that out with
a straight face and a graph, it would probably catch on.
You know what we ought to We ought to spend
(02:51):
like a couple of segments of the show someday with
the brilliance of our listeners cooking up like a bunch
of those, and then you know, with a these days,
we could crank out letterhead or whatever it takes to
make it look really convincing from the Heartland Economic Institute
or something like that, and just crank out like one
of those a week and just all enjoy them as
(03:12):
they hit the mainstream. I feel like it would be
so easy to do. I wish we had done it.
First of all, it'd be better to say whatever it
is favors the Democrats, because that's more likely to get
press attention. Oh right, good points, because they just love
that sort of thing. You've got the whole They're just
looking for anything they need a political story. There are
you know, there's just not enough new ones, so that
(03:32):
would be awesome. A graph, I think would be key
down in the corner. You could have little words completely
made up by a radio show. It doesn't matter. Nobody
reads the little words down at the bottom of the
graph of where it came from or the methodology plus
or minus one hundred percent on the street interviews that
sort of thing. Yes, one video with a blonde chick
(03:53):
inner car tiktoking. I know, I just feel like giving
out more candy when I'm stressed and the Democrat is
about to win or something like that. Whatever, right, and
then when it blows up in our faces and we're
accused coast to coast of misinformation, disinformation and again their
evil cousin mal information, it'll be publicity we can use
(04:16):
exactly right, as long as they spell your name right.
I'm loving this idea. I gotta have the blonde chick
half crying inner car doing in video, give me tears
or anger rage? Right the well, both both crying with rage.
That's the sweet spot. I'm looking up at CNN. I
(04:42):
don't even know what they're talking about. I think I
actually do. But it says Liz Cheney, and then there's
a quote, this is how Liz Cheney, this is how
dictators destroy free nations. That sort of thing. I just
I is there anybody? Is there anybody still with a
couple of days Togo hanging on all these surrogates, various comments,
(05:04):
and the battle back and forth, is anybody maybe you
are good for you? I'm not. I remember the other
day when a friend of mine said, never in the
history of mankind has anybody ever said this. I wonder
what Liz Cheney thinks. Can you imagine somebody inquiring after
that little bit of information. On the other hand, though,
Jack Trump is in serious trouble, as j Lo and
(05:27):
Lebron James, I saw some singer chick I've never heard
of in my life and who is the other big
and came out for for common Lebron has made his choice. Yes,
he sent out a video making clear that Trump's a
racist and said, what are we even talking about here?
There's only one choice, Thanks Lebron. I just saw the number.
(05:49):
It's sixty two million people have voted so far. Wow,
that's crazy. It is crazy, and so on the high end,
it's going to be like one hundred and fifty million,
we could end up with half the votes cast before
election day this time. That's something that we got to
rethink the way we talk about the election, and probably
(06:10):
campaigns need to rethink the way they you know, pursue voters.
I mean when you get when you get to half
or more voting before election day, it's a different thing,
isn't it. Yeah. Absolutely, And if without getting into the
particulars of it, because mister Armstrong is a conscientious objector,
I think if the garbage comment had been made a
(06:32):
month ago, and again, the significance of it, friends, is
not that it was a gaff because he's a senile,
old fart Okay, I mean, he's got one foot in
a grave and you know the other heel. But the
significance is it crystallized what those people so clearly do
think of Trump voters and supporters, Whether he intended that
(06:55):
or not, everybody the light bulb went off, Yeah, oh,
we're racist. Were Jim Crow or fascists? Were Nazis? Were morons?
Were you know, incorrigible or untouchable or whatever Hillary said? Deplorable?
That's it. Yeah, they didn't say that all along, just
using different words. A basket of incorrigibles. Yes, that's you're right,
(07:19):
You're absolutely right. I guess the whole orange vest thing
has got on people showing up to the rallies wearing
the vest of the dump truck driver or the you know,
the average worker. If only Trump were a secured cannon,
I could enjoy this much more. But his canonry is
somewhat untethered, prone to shifting. Yes, not screwed to the
(07:45):
sticking place. That is the problem with his cannon. Indeed,
let's start the show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe
Getty on this. It is Friday, November one, brand new month.
The rent is due. They're twenty twenty four. Life will
not be a born twenty four war. Armstrong getting we
approve of this program. No, No, the rent it's too damn.
(08:08):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
He was.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
He was out campaigning. He was canvassing for Harris, going
door to door. That guy, so he's business. That's what
he decided. The rent is too damn. I let's begin
the show now officially according the FCC rules regulations leaping
into action at mark Oh oh hit, had I know
it yet? Oh my goodness, bro, there you have you
(08:31):
know yesterday I was calling for beatings in the street
for Dodgers fans who were setting buses on fire and
raiding Nike stores and whatnot. Here's a guy start just again.
I call you out on Dodgers fans. They're just rioters.
Good point, good point, that's exactly right. Yeah, that is
(08:52):
the point that people use their team winning or losing
his excuse to destroy public property that we taxpayers didn't
have to replace, where people get hurt, or stores private
property that gets looted in their insurance company. Blah blah blah,
the whole thing. There's a guy sitting off fireworks, blue
off his hand, gotta say, you know, I don't know,
I don't know if I feel too bad about that. Well,
(09:12):
that is cold. Indeed, that's the knee jerk reaction. I've
been able to think about this for several minutes, and
my reaction is different several minus. Prior to that unfortunate incident,
you had a moron who would need taxpayer support probably
most of his life. Now you have a six fingered
moron who's going to need taxpayer support for the rest
of his life. That this is worse. You're probably right
(09:33):
about that. The best firework video, and there are many, many,
many good fireworks videos on YouTube, But the guy lighting
off the thing out of his cheek cleft that goes
awry is my all time bottle rocket from his heinie. Yes,
that's my all time favorite. Terrible, terrible. Hey, you know
people do things like that, you know, get you get
(09:55):
what you get. So the Dodger fan, he's finally going
to get off. Well, Ferry goes into art his job
as a typist, and they say, wait a minute, hell wait.
I feel like we've got a problem there. I feel
like you're not qualified by definition. Oh how does mailback look?
That was terrible? It's it's it's good. We've got clips
(10:15):
of the week coming up in moments. We hired you
to be a saxophone player. But I feel like there's
always happened. Well, do you remember when the Dodgers won?
My friends and I, Well, it's a long story. All
on the way. Here's our text line four one five
two nine five k FTC. This is why I was
(10:36):
jammin in the car and the way here today. On Fridays,
I listen to music. Every other day, I listened to
news all the way to work on Fridays. I just
can't take it anymore. I always listening to music. I Jamin,
Si Whody and Blowfish, and I was thinking, this is
way more enjoyable than listening to the news. I hope
that doesn't hold true for listening to this show, but
(10:56):
I had to say it was very very not the
ninetiesh popstyling and various record is crewe to be listening
to some comfort music as opposed to the latest stupid
freaking doesn't matter made up controversy over who said, what about? What? Look?
Who's too pretty for politics? All of a sudden, folks,
(11:18):
too good for the scrum, too good for this. You're
refined for what makes America great or something. I don't know.
I'm the tire of it. I like your idea better.
You know, we didn't embark on when the guy blew
off his hand was his friend who watched the guy's
very very I mean, what makes us human? Our front
lobes in our hands? Really, Caesar his friend's handblown off,
(11:41):
and he says, oh, my goodness, I appreciate the civility,
no flame in the f bombs and then the strings
of no, oh my goodness, He said, I don't know
if we, any of us know, how would we react
if we saw our friend blow their hands off? If? Yeah?
Coming up a freedom loving quote of the day genius
from a political genius, Richard Nixon, So stay with us
(12:03):
uh propos could not be more apropos for this political moment.
We also have mail bag, but first it's time to
take fun look back at the week that was. It's
cow clips of the Week. This has really gone sideways.
That's exactly where this is at.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Now, which the week's parting with.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Demands the made I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to
mess up the national anthem. Here's the contrast that she
needs to draw. They're supposed to use the term bonus hole.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, they turned us into the last shot at the
miniature golf course is what they did. Well.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I'm hoping you paper doesn't go off. The thing is
that you should not know you be cow. I don't
know the heating up job. Who shuttles under this wall?
And oh why serious champions?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It seems like the celebrations definitely got out of hand.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Reports are four to five hundred people inside of the
Snike flagship story in many instances of street takeovers, cars
spinning out, even setting an MPTA bus on fire. There's
a lot going on. Like I don't know if you
guys know this, but there's literally a floating island of
garbage in the middle of the ocean right now, yeah,
(13:27):
I think it's called Puerto Rico. Okay, all right. Obviously
that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump.
Never saw him, never heard of him, and don't want
to hear of them. But I think that we have
to stop getting so offended at every little thing in
the United States of America.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's a fall up from racist and sexist comments at
Donald Trump's Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Rally doing garbage. Ic you floating out there is your supporters?
He does not calling Trump supporters garbage.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Please forgive him for he not knows what he said.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You know, the word garbage is the hottest thing right now.
How do you like my garbage truck? This truck is
in honor of Kamala and Joe Biden when they said
I look bitter, I said, in that case.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I said, we are not a vessel for the schemes
of wanna be dictators.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Today, we've decided to officially endorse communist Kamala Harris for president.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
She's a pemenomenon.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
She gave Drew Barrymore a hug, an act that symbolized
her willingness to wrap her arms around the country and
give us all a hug. Whenever Republicans make us feel sad.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh boy, those clips about the World series reminded me
they're already calling it the Curse of Fat Joe. We
will discuss later what fat Joe. Oh yeah, I'm not
so good on my wrappers. La had freaking ice cube
walk out on the field. People went nuts doing one
(15:19):
of his classic songs in New York. They fight back
with Fat Joe the secondary rapper, and as as one
commentator wrote, you could already see the bonded language of
the crowd of Oh, this is not gonna be a
good series fat the Curse of Fat Joe. You can't
respond with fat Joe to ice Cube. Here's your freedom
(15:41):
loving here's your freedom loving quote of the day. You
got ice cube and iced tea together, and then you
got something nice, refreshing drink on a summer's day. B
sent this along. He says, I didn't care for Nixon,
but he said something once that was so spot on,
and I quote, people will vote for you even if
they don't like you, but they will never vote for
(16:03):
you if they think you don't like them. Ooh, that's
a good one. That is a god one. Are you
kidding that macas. It was a political genius, by the way,
before he went round the bend. But people will vote
for you even if they don't like you, but they
will never vote for you if they think you don't
like them. That is a nod to Biden for probably
sealing the deal for Trump. Huh yeah, mailbag, No, they're
(16:30):
not in the mood for substance. I'm gonna go with this.
Dave and La writes, I don't necessarily share a story
about how laughable the whole trans movement has become. You're
familiar with the masked singer. The premise is some quote
unquote celebrity sings behind the mask. The judges have to
guess who they are. Well, last episode was horrfarious. Guests
starts with a short segment where they give clues about
themselves in a modulated voice. About eight seconds. Then I say, well,
(16:52):
that's a man despite the long flowing dress and cartoonish
feminine body movements next to the singing, that's guy's voice,
over and over again. Eventually the singing ends. He's standing
towering over the host to him is himself six feet tall,
clearly a dude. I continue. Then the judges came out
Tyra Banks, Serena Williams. What are we doing here? I
asked the TV. Well, eventually the mask comes off, and
(17:14):
what do you know? It's actor in trans Woman, Laverne Cox.
That's right, it's a man.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Am I just a genius? Or was everybody in a coma?
Or did the Judgins just go with their stupid ideology
and keep saying well it's clearly a woman. Wow. Okay,
so I have some breaking news before we get to
yesterday's stupid clip of the day, The Expectator. I don't
(17:40):
know who this benefits. I'm not smart enough and I
don't even care enough to try to become smart enough
to discuss this topic. But oh, ignorance and apathy. Yes,
that's exactly right. It is ignorance and apathy. The expectations
by Wall Street. The job numbers are out. The expectations
were parole. The expectation for one hundred and thirteen thousand jobs.
(18:04):
We got twelve thousand jobs. Oh, this could be a
bell weather for October surprise. But the last minute something
definitely helps Trump or Kamala I don't actually know, but whatever,
I saw the headlines as those numbers were unleashed, immediately.
I can't remember what outlet it was, but I'm sure
(18:24):
all the mainstream media will march in formation like North
Korean troops like they always do. But the headline was
job numbers come in well below expectations hurricane and labor strikes.
I mean, okay, yeah, where they would have hired one
(18:47):
hundred thousand more people in western North Carolina up there
in the mountains. They were all set Ashville was going
to grow by eighty nine percent, but for that damned hurricane,
and that hurt the job numbers. Okay, Well, once you
become hip to that in economics, the quick explanation in
the headline as to why things happen, you realize it's
(19:09):
always just they're gutsing. Absolutely, they feel like they ought
to write something to show that they know more than you.
I honestly don't know what this does for the election,
if anything, and it might it might not have an
effect at all on a single human being, actually, so
I don't know. But anyway, that usually when you hear
came in hotter than expected or lower than expected, it's
(19:29):
by some not like this. I mean, that's like what.
So my question to the headline writers would be well,
if you know definitively that it's because of the hurricane
and the labor disputes, the strikes. The people who form
those quote unquote expectations, they knew about all that stuff too,
excellent point, excellently, what's going on there. People who make
(19:52):
their livings like will get fired if they're wrong too
often and invest billions of dollars. I also knew about
the labor strike and the hurricane and still had the
same expectations. So you're thanks so much for your even
handed coverage. That's a very very good point. Thank you.
I'm I'm not even. I'm not even, which blessedly is
(20:13):
about over and unless unless Joe makes this, I'm not
even going to play the full clip. This is just
the short version of Mark Cuban yesterday. That was the
kerfuffle for twenty four hours. Here we go, Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You never see him around strong intelligent women, you ever,
It's just that simple.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So he said that on the view, that's Mark Cuban,
the billionaire. You never see Trump around strong intelligent women.
And then it became a he walked it back later
day and Republicans pounced and you know the whole thing.
So again does that move a vote a couple days
before the election, Maybe maybe not. I don't know. I
think it's more significant than you're giving it credit for it,
but just just as part of the stew of and
(20:53):
I'm gonna lean on the brilliant Kim Stressell of the
Wall Street Journal here and maybe read some of a
piece later. But she's talking about and it's in the
frame of Joe Biden's The only garbage I see is
his supporter's infamous quote the never ending condescension and lecturing.
(21:14):
And condescension is self explanatory that somebody's looking down at you,
but the hectoring, the lecturing, don't be a sexist, don't
be misogynist, don't be a racist. That Their argument is
constantly you need to be told what to do and
how to do it, and that never ending condescension is
(21:35):
just people are over it. So I think it's it
reinforces that feeling. But other than that, Mark Cuban's a jackass.
They only apparently, hey, this is a great country, folks,
because a jackass can get Richard in hell. The interesting
thing to me is that that's three days of the
Harris campaign having to explain something a surrogate said somewhere,
(22:00):
which is not what they want. I'm sure Biden with
his comments, and now Mark Cuban with his and just
I'm sure they'd rather that wasn't the case that they
were making all the news positive or negative out of
the you know, the candidate's office themselves. AnyWho, I got
this question for you. You said this yesterday, and I feel
like maybe we were too hip for the room as
(22:22):
people who follow this for a living, as opposed to
laying it out happens. Yeah, layout for me, because you
said it's going to be and I think you're absolutely right.
It's going to be easy in retrospect. Whoever wins to
explain how they want it's going to be, Like the
greatest hindsight is twenty twenty of all time. It's just
going to be so clear. Layout right now, Kamala Harris wins.
(22:44):
If we find out Tuesday night or Wednesday mornings, she wins.
She won Pennsylvania barely, she got Wisconsin. In Michigan, she
wins the electoral College. Kamala Harris is the next president. Why, Well,
I'll give you the brief version. There are all sorts
of reasons why. I mean Trump's hard seiling. He's never
gotten above forty eight percent good one or whatever. That's
(23:05):
a good one. The disgust people have of January sixth
in large numbers, his ill discipline, his complete lack of
discipline where he causes himself, all sorts of problems that
are utterly unnecessary, blah blah blah. I mean, in short,
I guess the conventional wisdom, and the conventional wisdom on
(23:27):
her side is, of course, she has no ideas. She
couldn't explain how she'd be different than the miserably I'm
going to ask the Trump question and you can lay
that one out then. Oh so just stick to the
ekamalo wins and those are those are very good. The
only thing I would add to that would be the
Dobbs decision that motivated a hell of a lot of
women to come out. Oh yeah, that's a good one too. Yeah.
(23:47):
There's loads of conventional wisdom y evidence that the guy
was there's no chance he can win. He's miserably unpopular,
although he's more popular than he's ever been right now, Hello,
o okay, so then the flip side, you're quickie on
a Trump wins. Tuesday night, they announced he won Pennsylvania,
he got all the Sun Belt states. He's the winner. Wow.
(24:10):
For reasons of convenience, the Democrats elevated a known moron
with no popularity and no ideas, a congenital flip flopper
who found it impossible to differentiate herself from her miserably
unpopular boss. It was one of the crappiest campaigns ever run.
The only thing saving it from everybody talking about how
(24:31):
crappy it was is how short it was. So the
very brief, like the super nova of joy and optimism
and the other guys are weird. That lasted like ten days,
but in the compressed schedule it seemed to be It
was like a team that was a baseball team that
was hot until August. It seemed more significant than it is. So, yeah,
(24:53):
she was a terrible candidate, was never a good candidate,
and how could anybody expect her to win? Funny? Both
arguments are so good. Trump had never gotten more than
forty seven percent of the vote in his life. Why
did you think he was going to this time? You know,
on that side and then on this side. She got
out of the race in twenty nineteen before Iowa and
(25:16):
has never done better than that. Who thought she could?
I mean, the world's most famous DEI hire as vice president,
and every and everyone knows it. I just wanted to
get those on the air so that we're ahead of
the curve. When you know everybody's doing one of those
next Tuesday night or Wednesday morning, trying to sound smart.
We've already done them. So there you go. It is
(25:38):
going to be so damn obvious either way, which is
kind of weird, isn't it. I don't know what that means.
I don't think that's usually the case. Well, I could
mean that this is a great election pitting two superstars
of democracy against each other. Maybe that's what it means.
Don't mean, because I don't think you could have done
that with Brock or Mitt, for instance, Like here's the
(26:00):
olympiest reason one of them lost. No, I mean there
were explanations, but you could not pitch them. Is come on,
how could you not know this right in the same
way you can in this situation? Yeah, no, kidding. The
one thing I find interesting right now and why I
learned something interesting about polling yesterday. I can tell it
pretty quickly here. Chris Steyerwalt the polling Guru used to
(26:24):
be at Foxes now at News Nation on how there
can be heard mentality in polling, and I've never heard
anybody explain this before. If you've got a poll out
in the field and he's talking about the big polling
organizations that he pays attention to, that he trusts that
he knows they're trying to get it right, because that's
the best way to stay in business. If you've got
(26:46):
a pull out in the field and you're starting to
get data back and it's way out of line with
everything else, you realize you've got an error somewhere. You're
doing something wrong, so you make adjustments to get it
back in line with what is already known. And so
by definition, if enough people are doing that and it
kind of you know, it can kind of end up
(27:06):
in a hurt situation where everybody's adjusting their poles to
fit in with what has kind of become the conventional
polling wisdom. And for those reasons, sometimes it's hard to
catch movement that's real as opposed to it's just polsters
trying to not have outliers, which makes them monk, which
makes them look bad. Yeah, that doesn't just make them
(27:26):
look bad, And that's not what they're worried about. It's
just like they think, well, we got to be wrong.
I mean we got Trump up by ten or down
by ten or whatever. That can't be right. So we've
got to adjust our method with something in our algorithms wrong. Wow.
And yeah, And it does become significant if sentiment is
indeed moving, because sure, and in this it's almost an
(27:49):
anti movement bias, an anti change bias. Interesting and in
this particular case, because it's the differences are so tiny
and you're talking less than one percent, and like five
the seven swing states, obviously you could have some herd
mentality covering up movement easily eithersh Yeah, anything other than
a tiny incremental movement would be an outlier. As I
(28:11):
just read in Halpern's newsletter, the race is tighter than I, Oh,
forgot her name. I've heard several of what you're going
to have her name or it's ruined. I hope it's
her purse strings or checking account that we're going to
reference here. Oh, it's tighter than Kelly and Conway's sweater
on Mark Cuban, that's pretty good. She's very skinny. He's
(28:32):
very not I always hit the delay. Yeah, I was.
I think we're all a little concerned, Michael. And what
was it? One other thing I was going to throw
in there about the pulling and the go in this
direction or whatever. It doesn't matter, I'll think of it later.
I've always been fond of fond of tighter than a
frog's hind end, because it must for Otter's biological reasons,
water type. Yeah, precisely. Oh here's the other thing. It
(28:56):
seems to be kind of a given right now because
it's polling. Looks like you could approach that if the
turnout for women is over fifty three percent, she wins
based on all the early voting out there. In the
way women are voting, so that might be the biggest
number out there. Can she turn out more than women
or not unless all those poor women who are terrified
(29:18):
of their belligerent moron Trump loving husbands are afraid to
vote in the only place a woman still has the
right to choose, the voting booth. According to Julia Roberts
in one of the worst ads I've ever seen, Julia Roberts,
please please whatever, I don't care if you vote opposite
of me the rest of your life. Please don't take
your marching orders from Julia Roberts. Good lord, we've got
(29:40):
Lebron James, Lebron James. Yes, we have got Katie's headlines
on the way. Armstrong by some feels like he killed
with the cow head and regular clothes walking the streets.
In terms of getting attention, you got a human with
the head of a cow. What's not to like? We
just jeans, t shirt and boots, but have given him
(30:03):
all the candy walking around the cowhead. He's simultaneously the
dairy farmer and the cow. It's a statement about man's
dependence on our animal brothers and sisters. How should he
talk about human nature and kids taking handfuls of candy
versus one candy and all that sort of stuff. I'll
talk about that later. It's an interesting phenomenon. I won't
participate in Halloween because it's socialist. Would those kids do
(30:25):
to deserve that candy? Did they work for it? No? No,
they didn't. They threatened a trick for instance. I don't
know a riot, a riot political violence unless they're given something.
It's sugar redistribution, that's right. I won't have it so
much to get to this morning, both the sublime, ridiculous,
significant and utterly insignificant, but amusing. Stay with us if
(30:48):
you can. Right now, let's figure out who's reporting what.
It's the lead story with Katie Green Katie, before I.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Get into the headlines, yesterday I had a kid come
to the house to trick or treat, and she said,
I just want to let you know, you guys are
the vibe.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And I have no idea what she meant at all. Okay,
you guys are the vibe. Well, congratulations, I think what
do you respond to that? Sup? Or I just I'm
down with that?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Or that's tough, thanks, tough, tough, tough. Okay, that was tough,
all right. The headlines, of course, this is the big story.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
NBC.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
US economy added just twelve thousand jobs in October, impacted
heavily by hurricanes.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Okay, that's I don't remember a number missing the expectations
by that much. Boy ever, and often they have to
revise the numbers downward in subsequent months. But I don't know.
Is it going to have any effect on the election,
That's all anybody cares about. This is an.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Opinion piece towards the very top of the Washington Post.
If elected Trump will make you and your family less safe.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Ah, that's like your opinion man to read first. It's
an opinion piece. At least it's not masquerading as a
news piece news article as usual in the major main
street media.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
From the New York Times, Iranian officials threatened retaliation for
Israeli strikes.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, sure you do. Yeah, good luck. What are you
gonna use? Exactly? They blow up all your missile batteries.
What are you gonna do? What are you gonna use?
You thirst rocks at them? Well, then they've got no
air defenses anymore. So if they throw a tit Israel's way,
the tat is gonna get through. One hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
From ABC, Daniel Penny trial opening statements begin today.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh that'll be something to follow. Yeah. The race baiting ridiculous.
We discussed this late in the show yesterday or was
that the podcast? I think that was the One More
Thing podcast. Yeah, yeah, well we'll come in on that later.
But this poor son of a gun is getting railroaded
because the Left needs their racist tropes to to get power.
(33:08):
That's their lever to get power. From Fox News, newest
Diddy accuser says she.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Woke up outside on the street with the date rape
drug in her system after meeting him backstage.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, horrific what he did to the women, obviously, and
the men who he made take tons of hiagorate young men.
I'm surprised nobody had an heart attack and died. Good lord. Yeah,
and underage girls and Boys's monstrous And how many people
knew from the New York Post Richmond.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
North of Richmond, singer Oliver Anthony is leaving the music
industry one year after topping the charts to start traveling ministry.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Here you go, Okay, good luck son.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Breitbart dot com quote pure gibberish, AOC marked excuse me,
AOC mocked for Arabic get out the Vote flyer that
was printed backwards.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh whoops, whoops outreach. Yeah, your meme of the day.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
It's a picture of two mugshots next to each other
and it says Arkansas men arrested for taking turns shooting
each other while wearing bulletproof vests after drinking. And someone
left a comment on it and said, god forbid, men
have any hobbies.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I love the whole drunk guy shooting each other with
bulletproof vests on That's a common one. Online. Wow. Wow.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
And finally the Babylon Bee kids at Tim Wall's door
disappointed as he fills their candy bags with tampons.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh, especially the little boys. Find your own damn business. Okay, Oh,
sometimes you're a knucklehead, sat him a knucklehead at times.
You know, you got the common problem of kids grabbing
more than a candy, you know, just handfuls of candies
out of your thing or whatever going right, or if
(35:10):
you set out a bucket full of candy and like
the kid coming and wiping the thing completely clean. Right.
My son came across one of those where all the
kids right before him had wiped out the bucket. He
took some of the candy out of his bag and
put it in there so the next kids that would
come along would have some candy. Oh that's nice. I thought,
that's interesting. How did you cock it stole all of
that candy? Yeah? Probably probably. I mean I was happy
(35:32):
that he did that, But I thought, how do you
end up one way or the other way? I'm not
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