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January 23, 2025 15 mins

On the Thursday January 23, 2024 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show...

  • We're Cleaning Out the Sound Fridge!...
  • Jack considers re-decorating his home.  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're cleaning out to sound fridge. That's spelled f G
d g S. It's one more.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Thing, one more thing, the sound fridge.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Who came up with this idea?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
I believe it was my creative genius.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's like.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Clean not your fridge every now and then. You got
stuff hanging around and there you get rid of it.
And we got clips that we haven't used in a
while or didn't use, and gotta get rid of them.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
And if we don't.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Eat them soon they will spoil and no longer be palatable.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
So we'll use them today.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yes, Katie, I'm usually really good about cleaning out my fridge.
And boy did I find some leftovers in there yesterday
that I was like, well, I don't even remember getting that.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, I hate the one that bothers me is oh crap,
Why didn't I eat that?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I brought that home. That was expensive, that was good.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I made that and it was really turned out great.
Now I was gonna eat I didn't. I hate when
I waste food like that.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah, yeah, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Summer. So this first one, just this is a follow
up to a clip that went viral the day before
the Mayor of Philadelphia. It was all excited about the
Eagles being in the playoffs, misspelling Eagles, and she explains
why she did it. It also includes the original e clip
we don't promise perfection. I'm so happy that I never have,

(01:28):
especially after.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I couldn't spell eagles right.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hey ow gee, yes, yes, let's go birds. We don't
promise perfection is her explanation for that. But somebody texted
and it's absolutely true. The Philly mayor sounds exactly like
the principle on Abbot Elementary. It's almost as if she's
playing the character and that show's supposed to be taking

(01:52):
place in Philadelphia. If you've never watched The Abbott Elementary,
Henry and I got into it for a while, you
know it wins a bunch of Emmys for a comedy
like that good show, funny show. It's a black school
struggling in Philadelphia and this hard working teacher is just
trying to do good on a little budget and everything.
It's a good story, good show, and it's funny. But
the principle is exactly that woman there not real bright,

(02:13):
understands how to work the system, managed to be principal
of the school. Only cares about fluff, but sounds exactly
like her. That's funny that that is so true in
the same town somebody who climbed up the ladder.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's not a coincidence. I think that's the roles she's playing. Yeah,
I wonder if she modeled the role after the mayor.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh wow, very well, could be who.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Was briefly in English teach? Yeah, again, clear why it
was a brief career there.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I'll bet you're right.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Not only can I not.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Teach Shakespeare, I can't spell it. So I guess we'll
watch this.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Videos he.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Let's go birds, so.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
We are he didn't opt sound Fridge.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't know where Michael Angelo keeps metal Guy and
Hanson's filling in today, so I'll just do that for him.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Hey, did we play I can't remember if we played
this joke.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Here's a Jostin Chay from Saturday Night Live number five, Michael.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Speech to the nation.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
President of Biden defended his administration's accomplishments by ending every
sentence with you ungrateful bastards.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh yeah, I guess we did do that.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
That is funny though.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah. Yeah, Oh, Bill Maher.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I dropped inflation by twenty seven percent. You ungrateful bastards.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Except you didn't lie in Old coot Bill Maher was
forgive Me on Fire last Friday talking about the LA
fires and his as usual, absolutely right on criticism of
Gabby Newsom and Karen Bass and the rest. Let's let's
play a couple of them. How about Eleven Hanson?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
The good news is.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
Our fire chief is a lesbian?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Am I against a lesbian being? Of course not.

Speaker 8 (04:01):
Do I think a lesbian can do the job? Of
course I do. And maybe she's the best person for
the job, or maybe they really wanted a lesbian in
that job and she's just the best lesbian for the job,
and with essential services.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
That's not good enough.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
Crowley's official bio says Chief Crowley leads a diverse department, creating, supporting,
and promoting a culture that values diversity, inclusion, and equity
while striving to meet and exceed the expectations of the communities. Well,
you didn't exceed my expectations, which was that the whole
city wouldn't burn down. But it's telling that diversity is

(04:39):
mentioned twice before we get to while while striving to
meet expectations. Now, can you do two things at once?

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
But it matters where your head is.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
So incredibly obvious. Yet no lefty Bill Maher, lifelong progressive,
one of the leading lights of progressivism over the last
two for decades, going around speaking to colleges, which he
no longer does because they're speech police, now saying the
obvious thing. I like the way he started. Here's the
good news are fire chiefs of lesbian.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
He is very funny. And then finally this from Bill number.

Speaker 9 (05:17):
Thirteen now is well, that's the main reason for the fires.
Of course not, but it's also not wrong to associate
some of the unforced errors our government made with the
things normies see as hallmarks of uber progressive politics. Questionable
budget priorities, high taxes.

Speaker 8 (05:37):
That get you nothing, making everything about identity politics, virtue
signaling overseas instead of tending to the nuts and bolts
at home. CALLI has no shortage of safety commissions and
agencies and bureaucrats and regulators, and of course sign language
interpreters who communicate with their faith but common sense. We

(05:58):
better get some of that soon, because wildfires in California
are like boom jobs in a strip club, inevitable, and
they're only going to get bigger.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
You know the sign language with sign language interpreter thing.
I've long wondered about this because every modern television has
closed captioning, and if anybody knows about that, it's deaf folks.
So what is the raw number, never mind the percentage
of the populace, or what is the well we ever answer,
the raw number of deaf people who are watching news

(06:33):
shows but have no access to either the close captioning
that comes on the TV or the add ons that
have been made available for deaf people so they can
watch TV for years and years.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
That's existed, Right, You'd have to be deaf taking it live,
because when you get it later, you could get it
in a way where you could hear it all kinds
of software. For that, you have to be taking it live.
You have to be deaf, and you not to you
don't have close caption That's a very small number of people.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, yeah, what is going on? And now it's completely obligatory, right.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Anyway, some lawsuit in the past or something. It's so
virtual signaling. And as we know, Obama had the fake
guy next to him a couple of times and it
took a long time for anybody.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yes, that's in the tough in all time of humanity.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
But it took a long time for anybody to find
out because it's not actually necessary.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Well right, right, that was.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Such a troll move before trolls were even a thing.
It needs to happen more often.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
That made me so happy. Thinking of it now makes
me feel more alive anyway. Scott Jennings is the token
conservative on CNN. Loved the clip we played of Jim
Acosta and that Southern congressman who's a cost is Like,
that's how Darius, sir, let's just CNN.

Speaker 9 (07:54):
We're that.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Well, let's just go ahead and play it again. What
clip is that?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
As long as we're cleaning out sound fridge got one
more serving of it?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh, there it is seventy one. This is not Fox, Congressman.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
You can't just spin a tail and pull the wool
out of people's eyes.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
This is CNN.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
This is the news.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
We're asking to come out and tell the truth.

Speaker 8 (08:15):
And that's why more people are watching the cartoon network
SpongeBob reruns right now.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Jim My God, one of the things I want more
than anything in the world is self awareness. It's always
embarrassing if you, you know, you get off track on
self awareness for him to say, hey, this is CNN. Wow,
that's so cute, Jim. No, no, hey, you can't do
that here. This is CNN. We don't have spin and

(08:40):
fake stories on CNN. We don't allow bias here. On CNN.
We interviewed Michael Avenati eight thousand times over two weeks.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
This is CNN. Well, he said he ought to run
for president on CNN.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
You bastard, So anyway, Clip sixteen, Scott Jennings is the
token conservative CNN. He's talking about that awful prayer breakfast
that the president attended where he got lectured from the.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
Pulpit Thesescapalians or Episcowochians or whatever they're calling themselves today.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
This is ridiculous. This was terrible.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
Donald Trump, I'm sure regrets participating in this event to
be lectured to and politicized in a church this way,
and I thought it was frankly a disgrace to what
they did to this event. I don't know if this
event will happened ever again. Because of this, this particular
bishop took it upon herself to turn this into a

(09:35):
complete and total circus and spectacle.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Well, if her goal was to become a hero to
the left, it worked. She got interviewed by the New
York Times. Bishop Budd made a plea to President Trump
for mercy. He looked away the time spoke with her
about that moment. Of course, she's, you know, speaking truth
to power, and he didn't have the guts to look
her in the eye. And she was on the View
yesterday and they made a big deal out of it. Whatever.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
It's like that meme I sent you guys early with
a picture of her and it says word of the day, Bishop,
as in, will somebody shut this bishop?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, that was so freaky out a line.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Oh yeah, the woke. You're so self.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Satisfying and on an issue that she is so on
the wrong side of by many many points. I mean
it's not even close, because she was lecturing them about
the borders and the train stuff, and she's just wrong
on John, the wrong side of it politically.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Oh yeah, you are in on the torture and maiming
of poor confused adolescents. Lady.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
I hope you're proud of yourself.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
And finally, I was afraid to call for this one
on the air. I haven't heard it. Don't like the
description twenty six Greg Guttfeld.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
So America is experiencing record cold temperatures across the country.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
It's so cold that in DC, Hunter Biden's penis got
stuck to a telephone pole.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Again.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yes, yes, yes, that was a well crafted tagline.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
There again, distasteful, only childhood laugh at that shoke.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
I can't wait for Hunter Biden and his penis to
go completely away.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Forever, unless it's revealing more about the Biden crime family,
which would be interesting.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Hey, here's a question for you.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
What is the top figure that anyone will pay for
a Hunter Biden painting going forward?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
All right?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Well, a quarter million dollars worth of them. A whole
bunch of them got burned up in the Palisades fire
last week, so there are a lot fewer of them
than there used to be. Although he might crank out
three a day. I don't have any idea I'll throw
down ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
He's not going to get one hundred and seventy five
dollars for his paintings going forward.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
What an obvious.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Scam that'll be interesting to follow. Yeah, because obviously, either
to curry favor with the president, or help Hunter pay
off his bills for some reason. Because he's doing something
for you is only reason. But I would pay a
chunk of money for a Hunter Biden paid because it
would just be so funny to tell people.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's yeah. Ironically, yeah, I would pay
a fair amount ironically.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I probably talked about this at least briefly on the
air when all of that was going on at its height,
But I read about how money laundering is an enormous
problem in the world of art. Because you've got you know,
paint slapped on a canvas. This is worth the three
hundred and forty million dollars. Yeah, yeah, And I just
got that money from a guy from the Third world.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
And now it's fine. Then its way back to him
through various means. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, it's easy to disguise enormous movements of money.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
I know you've purchased some art. I've always wanted to,
but I just I've never taken the time to try
to figure out what the hell is this worth. I mean,
if this is actually worth you know, I don't know,
low number, high number, whatever, it is actually worth fifteen
hundred dollars I'm happy to pay it. It's it's cool.
I like it. But how do I have the slightest idea? Well,
I'm not going to take the time.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
That's like two different questions being mushed into one. If
you're investing in art, then you really need to know
about the artist, what their reputation is, what their current
prices are, what the suspected trend is going to be.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Blah blah blah. I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
I just buy things that will make me happy on
my wall, and that is entirely the eye of the beholder.
That painting is so great, I'll pay a thousand dollars. Well,
I'm never going to be an art but one hundred
and fifty.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Year, I just I'm not gonna. Yeah, I just I
don't like getting ripped off, so i'd hate it. There's
another one over at that store. It looks a lot
pretty close to the same thing. Google, get that one.
It's half as much A guy sitting on a stool
eating an apple. Yeah, I'll get another one of those
over there. How do they even come? How do they
price that stuff? Some of it, especially in tourist places,
has got to be you just hopeing a rich person

(13:52):
comes through who like, you know, like what you're just saying,
likes it and they don't care what it costs. Like
if you're in Carmel, California, you walk through.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Those Oh yeah, I have many times.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
This is twenty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Mmmm, well it's but it's it's a beautiful example of
the free market. If you don't like it twenty five
thousand dollars worth, don't buy it. And if you do,
go ahead. It's really as simple as that. I'll see
stuff that for. And I don't want to talk a
lot about money because it's distasteful and I'm a self
effacing Midwestern boy. But I'll say something that I would pay,

(14:31):
you know, X one hundred dollars for because I like
it and I think it looks really good in our
guest room. But if it's double that or triple that,
and I'm not going to so to me, it's not
worth that to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, I guess it is like paying somebody to write
you song.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I would like to have a Hunter Biden hanging in
my living room. You want a Hunter Biden?

Speaker 6 (14:51):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Do you want Hunter Biden and yourself hanged in your
living room.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
I mean that's that.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
It sounds like for agel anti je justice of some
sort to me.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
You know what ruins part of this premise of me
having a Hunter Biden that I would say, guess who
painted that. I never have had a single human being
in my living room in like five years other than
my children, and I probably won't in the next five years.
So it's kind of an imaginary tale of the idea
of somebody seeing anything in my living room, But in
fairy it would still would be funny.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
How about if you hired exclusively conservative babysitters, they'd be amused.
Here you go, the Hunter Biden really kid in original
h You can also most smell the skink on it.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Oh god, Oh he had to ruin it.

Speaker 10 (15:38):
See I got it, I got it, I got it,
studio redecoration. We got a Hunter Biden. Yes, we got
Clinton address, and we got dogs playing poker.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I like it, love it. I guess that's it.
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