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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They win the gold medal for poopy water. It's one
more thing.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm strong, one more thing.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I coabra, coabra, sit you carrying up this show so
that ja ja they both go old mess. You got
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to suppleming diva diva? Did you know about that?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Was?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Indeed shop up each.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's one happy frenchman right there. That's a French play
by play, play by play of some French dude winning
his fourth judo gold, sixth medal overall. I don't know
if they just take judo very seriously in France. Crowd went, well,
I guess I see that.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You know you're judeo.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Well he does, that is one of the judges there.
You know, there are a couple of like combat sports
sea things that I thought sounded interesting. I was watching
Saturday after playing a little golf and and I just
I turned onto one and not much happened and nobody
really got hit or anything, and I went over to
the wrestling, and wrestling is a very demanding sport. Yeah,
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you got to be in spectacular condition, very strong, very quick.
There are all sorts of techniques and counter techniques to watch.
But if you have two championship wrestlers. A lot of
it's really really boring because a lot of it's guys
like making a gam but to go for a leg
or something like that, but the other guy knows exactly
what to do defend it off. So they spend two
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and a half hours, two and a half minutes like
circling each other and like reaching but not grasping, and
nothing happens for.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
A long Yeah, you have to be into it, Like
I wrestled, so I'm more I get more enjoyment out
of it. But it's just like how I don't enjoy
soccer because nothing happens in my opinion, because I don't
know anything about soccer.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
It's a lot like that, although I don't know soccer.
You have a brilliant passing, you move it off the field,
do you get close enough to get an opportunity, but
you didn't actually get the shots? See that to me
is exciting.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's more exciting than two squatty guys pushing against each
other for three minutes.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Well, a guy reaching for another guy's like in missing
that took up a tenth of a second.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You know, I watched We watched a bunch of sports
on Friday, weightlifting, as I mentioned the women's snatch and
the men's clean and jerk horrible names. We watched some
table tennis. I don't even I don't have the slightest
comprehension how that anybody can react as fast as those
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people react.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
It's magnificent. If you've ever played ping pong or table tennis,
these people are just spect man.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The Asians got it going on with the table tennis. Yeah,
they did play, but the way they like. We watched
the duos against each other, doubles or whatever. Oh, the doubles. Yeah,
and the woman and I mean, she would toss the
ball so high and then she wouldn't move in it
and come down, and that you just all of a
sudden hit it. Really because I guess, as one of
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the announcers said, because I don't know anything about elite
level table tennis. Uh, table tennis at that level is
all about deception. That's the whole thing, because everybody can
react to everything that fast, I guess, So you have
to fool them. And then the other person when they served,
they would they would hold the ball like an inch
off the table and they'd put their face down by
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it and they'd kind of smile Suddeny'd hit.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
It right, and it was just so you tried to
disguise the spin you're putting on it, because that's the
only way to get somebody to miss.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah. I don't know. I found that fascinating for like
five minutes also because it's just okay, Yeah, I couldn't
even tell who won the point, I mean until he
told me because everything was happening so fast. It's probably
my eyesight, but like hockey, I was like, where is
the ball? Right, I'm not sure there's a ball there.
I think it's a ruse. Yeah, we're just moving their
paddals around and then three to one. You ever run
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into a ping pong table running full speed trying to
hit that thing?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
It hurts.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I've done that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I have not, Yeah, I had to, says I have.
Is it a common thing?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, it's just if you're not coordinated like me trying to,
you know, get the ball.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah. Wow. No, I don't recall ever injuring myself, do
you hit yourself in the face with the paddle sometimes?
Do No?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I was just diving over trying to do you ever
do you ever jab yourself in the eye with a fork?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I've done that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, did you end up on the table like curled
up in the net? Was it like a whole thing?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Not that?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
All right, never mind, Here's my favorite Olympic moment from
the weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Up ahead for a hooker exclamation point. He's a bad boy,
Night night.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Stiff.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Curry's ridiculous shot over Wemby, who's not and a half
feet tall with his arms outstretched. That I don't know
if you've seen the poster of that. That somebody got
a really good picture from the side. It's just ridiculous.
I don't know how Steph Curry made the decision in
a millionth of a second. I'm gonna go ahead and
shoot it anyway, but I got a lobbit really high
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to get over his outstretch arm and it's still winning.
It's just it's a ridiculous shot. Yeah, it was almost ridiculous.
As I said, for like the entire history of basketball,
anybody taking that shot would be chewed out by their coach.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Get somebody who's got a real shot. But of course,
because it's Steph Curry tickles the twine.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I've watched him play and I always am asking myself.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Was that skill or was that luck?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
He does it too often obviously for it to be luck.
But that was closer to Harlem Globetrotters than NBA.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah, that shot, well, he shoots for hours every single day.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So did that announcer say he's a bad boy? Yeah, okay,
that was odd and uh, I didn't like the Uh
it wasn't taunting his showboating. I didn't like the showboating,
but that's what people like in modern sports. So I
just need to grow up.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
And did you see your hero Lebron James snubbing that
poor little child.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I've heard about this, but I don't know anything about it.
What happens a jerk? My hero?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
He gets out of this limo and uh, and his
security is there, and this kid says Lebron and wanted
to take a selfie with him or something. Lebron goes
get get back, get back, get away from me, and
security comes and physically moves the kid back, and Lebron
goes around and then starts dancing into the club with
a glass with a bottle of champagne in his hands.
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And wow, I mean all he had to do was
rub the kid's head and say thanks buddy or whatever.
Wave Adam Bonoa's Get Back, Get Away from Me.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Kid was maybe eleven years old like that. Yeah, that
was I hate that guy. I'm sorry, I just oh
I do. Do you want to have a club Katie? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Uh, here's some singing at the Olympics. What do we
want the national anthem first? Or Snoop first? Let's go
to national anthem first. I don't know h E R
which spells her. I don't really know where they act
that much, but this is Michael said, this is pretty good.
We'll do some of it because it's two and a
half minutes long. What's you know? What's good about this
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so far?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Dudes?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's kind of a traditional rendering, which I liked.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Who's b.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay? So that's her slowish look for hers act wherever
you find your music.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
If she were in my living room, I think we
could have an interesting conversation about the ups and downs
and challenges of the business she's in. But I couldn't
give a crap about one pop star or another. But
a lovely singing voice, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Meanwhile, another singer rapper, this is Snoop do O double
G at the Olympic party.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can I have clarification? First?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Does he love them whores or not?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
That's going way way back.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
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be turning data CBT. You'll bet yeh.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
We hook him back up.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
And when they gang this in the club, you got
to get oh the love homies going homies.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Jaday gave data monpe yoke. Will we dida taking cha
the show? The updi b was?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
She grew up in that back do take booking at
me strength? But you know what a kios step up
in his mother's just as way about? Iould tell me, well,
that sounds like Snoop doing his thing, which he's really
good at. He's not as old as I thought. I
just asked Siria how old Snoop is? He's fifty two?
What does he look seventy two? I thought that we
were supposed to make.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You more relaxed. I get aged him. Doesn't he look
older than fifty two?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
He does? You know, if Snoop Dogg were in them
in the room, I would want to talk to him
all day about.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He got a rival gang. You want to pop a
cap in No, No, I don't. I absolutely yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
The other foursome the other day at the golf course
made me very angry. No, no, I would love to
talk to him about entrepreneurialism and the way he sees
markets and audiences and business opportunities. He's just he's got
an instinct for that that a lot of people do.
But I just find it so interesting people who see
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opportunities everywhere and are are really aggressive about pursuing.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Ah ye, ask him, what kind of gat you need?
I somebody gives you a hard look.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I think I'm up on that. I couldn't know how
to shoot people.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yes, just to say how tall he is. I have
never realized that he was that tall until us I'm
standing next to people.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
He's most younger and taller than we all thought. That's
our analysis of Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg full of surprise.
And he was making what we hear, a half million
dollars a day with NBC for two weeks at day.
So yeah, if he did that the whole time, which
I think he did, that's seven million dollars by my math.
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I know he was driving some people nuts, Joe, but
he was.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
He was one of the most entertaining parts of that
him singing gin and Juice to the horses during the
question he ran one of the events like, oh.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah, I'm uh yeah again. It's not that I have
any problem with him per se. It's just he is
the U two of the twenty twenties. He's just ubiquitous.
He's everywhere, He's on everything. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Is there anything like that currently that would be like edgy, dangerous,
controversial that twenty years from now will be as mainstream
as tiede detergent like Snoop is. I'm trying to think
of something that's if oj was still alive.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Maybe I'm not super up on like cutting edge pop
culture to anybody, but it's just I mean, the the
not rehabilitation, but just the the change of Snoop is
just it is.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
He's on CBS with Hoda. I mean that's I mean,
that is like as non cool, cutting edge hip as
you can get. But I got it.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I got it, taking the place of William Devane selling
me gold on Fox News. James Hetfield of Metallica, I
tell you what, As I've moved into my golden years,
I've realized the importance of diversifying my portfolio.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Right, I'm James Hetfield for Some and Gold Group. Pretty good.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Yeah, what's Tone Loke up to?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Well, I guess that's it.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Tone Loak good, Poler, Michael.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
We jammed that in the car now and then