A Pocket Sized Version...

We've located another Trump impersonator, this one with a new, fresh, youthful approach!  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A pocket sized version of the Orange Man. It's one
more thing, one more thing. Orange Man bad, Orange Man bad?
Why is he orange? Is it the Does he spray
tan or tanning bed tan? He's got to be spray tanning, right,
nobody tanning bed tan?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I think it's makeup. What do you think, lashious spray tan?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I think it's some tanning agent that it doesn't come
from a UV ray.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Makes you look better? Though, you look better tan. I
mean when I did the tanning thing, I just flat
out look better. There's just no getting around it.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I watch your Hugh Though you don't want to go
to orange.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, yeah, orange is not great, but it's still better
than pasty white. Pasty white is the worst.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Look Hey now.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Choice Yeah, wait a minute, wait time talking to Yes,
a very fair skinned young woman in a pasty irishman
in the house.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
But you're not paste.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Racism. Go ahead and backpedal this one, Jack, Let's say it.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
It's not backpedaling. You're not pasty. There is there's white,
and then there's pasty white. There are lots of people that,
like I've known. I know a woman who, wisely, when
she was younger, stayed out of the sun and all
her friends are so jealous of us. She's fifty. All
her friends are so jealous of how great her skin
is because she never did the whole tanning thing when
she is younger. But she's not pasty. She's just white.

(01:24):
That looks that looks fine. But I'm pasty white, like
my kids say, I have cadaver feet. They look like
the feet of a dead person. Yes, that's not what anyway,
So this is a miniature Trump. It's a kid. What
do you think the age is on this kid? Hanson,
would you guess eight? I think it's an eight year
old kid who does a Trump impersonation. I haven't heard

(01:45):
any of these videos. I understand they're funny, so we'll
listen to that's a big sensation on YouTube. We'll listen
to some of them.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Welcome back to another edition of the Preschool Apprentice. Okay, today,
there was a kerfuffle during playtime. Okay. For a couple
of weeks at playtime, me and Sleepy Joe have been
trying to create the world's biggest lego tower. Okay, and
we have slowly been building our lego towers. I plan

(02:12):
on beating him, quite frankly. I plan on beating him
so bad, and he plans on beating me, and he
was having a hard time. Okay, I was doing so well.
You look at the teacher. The teacher said, Donnie, you're
doing so well, and I said, I know, look at Sleepy,
he's doing terrible. And then he asked the help of
Kama Malama. Okay, she's a new student, Kama Malama. And

(02:34):
he got Bury to help, and he got Nancy, Nasty Nancy,
and he got a lot of other people to come
and help. Okay, a lot of other students, okay, and
they helped him, and his tower was getting so huge.
He was beating me quite frankly. So I got my
own friends. I got Little Stevie, I got Stinky Steve.
I got you know, Timmy Tommy. I got Tommy Timmy,
and I get all these people, and I realized I

(02:55):
still needed more help. So I went over to Little
Rob They call him Little Rob Robo rub some people
because he likes to do the roboto. But anyways, regardless,
regurgitate if I went over to him and I said, hey, look,
I see you're building your own tower. Why don't we
combine towers? And he said, quite frankly, I'm building this
for my people, and I think I'm doing a great job.

(03:17):
And I said, well, why didn't you join me? He said,
quite frankly, I don't think I want to, But you
know I can't join Sleepy Joe because they didn't let me.
I tried to join them and they said, no, you can't.
You got to build your own tower. So what did
I do? I knocked down Robo rubs tower. I knocked
it down, and then he said, well, I have no tower. Now,
I guess I'll help you build your tower, and with

(03:38):
our legos, we are going to be unstoppable. Quite franklysh
I wish that's an eight year old.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
And I don't know what that is. I don't know
if that's an but regardless, it's a Trump impersonation, and
I wish I could get that nailed down. The people
that have it, it's the it's the asides, it's a
doubling back, it's it's there's there's a talent to it.
The people that are really good.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
At Yeah, there are four or five key phrases and
and but you know, crutches, you've got to use it.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Really is the most unique speaking style ever, Yes, Katy, No.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm I'm hooked on the fact that I think that
might be like an AI voice filter kind of a thing.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
There's no way that was the voice of any.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
No, it was not.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
So is there a he AI make my voice sound
like Donald Trump?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
There are all.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Of the especially on TikTok, you can make your your
voice sound like whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Really, yeah, God, I should play around with this stuff
more often. Not that not TikTok. It's Chinese. Frankly, that
was great though. Yeah, the kids saying it.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I mean, you can see in the video he's the
one speaking.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
But oh my gosh, the just nonsensical nicknames. There's just
you know, there's a number of things you got to
throw at your Trump impersonation to really nail it down.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Timmy, Tommy and Tommy Timmy.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Well, join us next time.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
When we have a nine year old that walks and
talks like Asia Hutchinson, Well, I guess that's it.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Asia,