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May 16, 2024 8 mins

First, we attempt to decipher the comments made by an Instacart delivery driver.  Next, we give some serious thought to our last meals... 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, I'd hate to have that heavy feeling. I'll
just have a chicken salad. Thanks, it's one more.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thing, one more thing.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, I don't want too many carbs. It makes me
feel bloated.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Why don't we just play the clip, Michael, don't you
think then we'll launch a discussion from there?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah? Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Is there any introduction? Okay, well yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Let me just explain it a little bit. Well, this
is a woman that she has the job of delivering
a last meal to a prisoner. Oh and they decline it.
So she talks about that.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
This man from prison, don't order him a whole platter
of wings, and then told me to turn the right
back around because he can.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Not have this.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Look at it.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
I just loved the prison. They told me to turn
it back around and donate it to somebody else. I
ain't gonna lie. That man had me feeling some type
of way because I'm thinking I'm feeling the last meal
before they execute him. Where he done sat down ordered
the meal is the cut may not come what you
want to be right on time. O get with me
and my kids for the end of the night.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
I got about forty percent of that.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I think that's more than me.

Speaker 7 (01:13):
So there's someone in this prison with a cell phone
able to access door dash.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Or insta carr whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
That's a good point. So usually when I think of
last meals or we talk about last meals, it's not
like you're ordering a pizza Dabit delivered and then and
then who refused it when you knocked for the prison door.
I've got a pizza for someone you're gonna execute before
midnight tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I got a platter of wings for a guy and
the yeah, wow, there's all sorts of stuff going on
in this story.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
He changed his mind because he just thinks it's a
you know, like we said, too many carbs and makes
him feel bloated. So yeah, there are there are Does
it have the sound of somebody trying to go viral?
It doesn't have that sound to me. I think this
person is a legit. Uh heavily accented the nut of
some fast.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Talking uh louisiada woman here. Well, let'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Why don't you play that again, Michael, Maybe we can
draw a few more facts.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Out of it.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
This man from prison, I'll order him a whole platter
of wings and I'm told me to turn it right
back around because he can not have this look at it.
I just loved the prison. They told me to turn
it back around and donate it to somebody else. I
ain't gonna lie that man heard me feeling some type
of way because I'm thinking I'm feeling this last meal
before they execute him. When he done sat down, ordered
a meal on instacut.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
God may not come where you want.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
To be right on time. O get with me and
my kids, even for the end of the night.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Some wings and potato wedges.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, okay, okay, I got more of that. TI, Yeah,
I did too. So something about God doesn't always come
on time, but he comes when you need him. And
she has some food now for her and her kids,
and she's all excited about the wings and the potato wedges.
God has giving her a meal basically because she oh,
she's going to eat the food now.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Okay, wings, wings and potato wedges. Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I couldn't figure that out.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
I thought it was wheeze.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I couldn't figure out what the food wheezel.

Speaker 7 (03:11):
Okay, I see what's going on here. So I'm looking
at the order on door dash. Gosh, this is confusing,
It says in the notes to the deliverer. Deliverer see
Chaplin Miller for death row inmate insert name here feast.
So in the note for the order, she was told
this was going to be for a death row.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Inmate, right, so she thought she was delivering guys last week.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
She said doctor dre or somebody who's committed a horrible crime.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
The second one, okay.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Okay, so they this is actually kind of funny, but
I'm also disturbed as to why an inmate in there
has a cell phone.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Right and gets to the suitcased it and brought it
into EWW.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'm gonna need a wipe or something. Anyway, So they
ordered food and they show up and uh, and they
don't get to deliver it. M what do you what
do you order for your last meal? They're Katie, everybody.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Really like my favorite thing of the world is a
perfect filet oh potatoes.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I had one the other night. I had already eaten dinner.
So I'm in San Francisco. I go to Tony's Pizza.
I eat on an entire pizza and I'm full, and
then later I decide, you know, I want some sort
of dessert and I'm trying to find it. You know,
I thought, I thought, I'm gonna go to Morton's because
I like one of their desserts they have at Morton's.
But I got the Morton's and I saw the steaks,

and I thought, you know, steak does sound kind of
good too. So I ended up doing a bang bang
Not on purpose, but I had the fla min you
on the small flet as a dang good steak, right.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
How are you not nine hundred pounds?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I am, but I just hide it.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Well, I wear were you going to eat in the
house at Morton's. Yeah, I set them just here for dessert.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, at the bar, really really sit at the bar. Ea. Well,
San Francisco, it's not like a normal town. Every place
is empty. You can walk in anywhere you want and
sit down whenever you want.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Well, there's nothing wrong with it. If you have the
taste for a fancy dessert, you go in there. They
got a dessert, you got money. I'm not judging, thank you.
I just it wouldn't occur to me to do that.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
After eating an entire pizza, right.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, I got hungry and then realizing at the last
moment that they have steaks here, I think.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'll have myself. It's like I ordered a steak, I
got the bread, I got the baked potato loaded.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
What a curveball? You go in for ice cream and
the full on giant meal?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
How long was this after the completion of the pizza gorging?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
An hour?

Speaker 7 (05:47):

Speaker 5 (05:48):
There's something wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, you have to have a tapeworm or something. Maybe
that's my problem with giant tapeworm AnyWho. I've always found
it interesting that it's such a common conversation to what
would you have for your life meal?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
You know, I've got to work through the scenario. How
would I be right?

Speaker 7 (06:05):

Speaker 5 (06:05):
That's why it said that.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
That's why it's such a non conversation because to end
up being executed, you have to have done something, something unconscionable.
We don't even want to speculate out loud, awful, and
none of us are those kind of people. But we're
perfectly willing to discuss what we'd eat if we were
in that situation because.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
We can all relate to food. I guess you think
about what's the last thing that you would eat.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
And you don't have to worry about the calories.

Speaker 7 (06:32):
What about you, guys? I answered, I'm going with the
filet and potatoes.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I got to go Chicago style pizza just because it's
my favorite food on earth.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Big old deep dish, Yum.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Chicken fried steak, gravy, hash Brown's toast, same thing I
get at Black Bear Diner every time I go. That's
probably my last.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Chicken fried fried steak, gravy, hash Browns toast.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
Okay, do you get the gravy all over everything on
the chicken fried steak?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yes, absolutely, gravy on everything.

Speaker 5 (07:02):

Speaker 4 (07:03):
It's tough to be Mexican food or pizza and then
ice cream for dessert.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Man, well, then you can't cite a cuisine. What Mexican food?

Speaker 7 (07:12):

Speaker 1 (07:12):

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Tacos and enchiladas, I say, tacos, rice and being.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
You're gonna flatulate when they insert the needle.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Hey, I was innocent?

Speaker 7 (07:22):
Wait, did Jack just make a fart joke? In Michael
you're always in.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Right, I don't know, I don't actually know. I mean,
but for reels and then this, you gotta go a
little further down the road if he committed the crime.
I'm assuming we're all innocent in this. We've been railroaded
by the Biden administration or something.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
But systemic racism.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I do have a tremendous fear of needles. I'd be
really worried about that same I'm more I'd be more
worried about the needles than the dying because of my
needle phobia and everything. I don't know if I want
to have a full stomach that I go in there,
I want to vomit.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah, there's that. Well, would you take the firing squad instead.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
For me?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
You would take firing squad over me too. I might
take the firing squad over the needle. I would not
take hanging over the needle. No, I would not take
the electric chair over the needle.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
No firing squad though, absolutely, I would die on a
panic attack going to get the needle.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Fed to wild save everybody in trouble. What fed to
wild pigs all live? Did they do that somewhere? I
think where that lady was from. That's the way.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
They only in three states. Well, I guess that's it.
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