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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When is an extremist not an extremist. It's one more thing.
I'm strong, and.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So here's some dessert to tease you with. I got
four jokes that I thought were funny. I came across
there's a joke site on Reddit, and I just scrolled
through and picked four jokes I thought were funny. So wait,
some funnies coming up.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I heard a really funny dirty joke the other day
which has been very very well received on the golf course.
But now, dirt's way too dirty. Two dirty? Oh, come
on pod, if you tell it right, it's it's way
too dirty. The dirtier it is, the funnier it is.
But it's the podcast. Yeah, sorry, just no.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Who would be offended to women or druids or I'm
not sure who'd be offended?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Uh it is Uh, it's.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Just very graphic. Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I would say anybody who's not like a marine or
a longshoreman or a prostitute. Joke.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I believe we've all engaged in marital activities, so it's
not like, not like this, you haven't. You don't know that, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
So I won't tell the joke. There's nothing you can
say to change my mind. If perhaps you play golf
with me at some future date, you will hear this joke.
Ask me, Hey, what's that joke you cann't tell?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'll tell it to you, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Anyway, it has to do with a guy who goes
to hell. But that's all you're gonna hear, all right,
that's not.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's terrible. I do have you know what? You ought
to make a separate podcast. Joe's too dirty for you joke.
Don't listen to it if you're at all offended, and
we'll just make that a standalone podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't want. I don't want the verbiage that's necessary
to make the joke work. Part of my brand, part
of my professional brand. I have a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You don't build it. You don't want people to know
who you really are? Is that what you're saying. That's
not the way to put it. You didn't write the joke, yeah, exactly,
And you could afterwards say I do not approve. I
think it's disgusting, and if I if I had my way,
i'd be illegal to tell. And I thought tooth and
nail to not tell it, but they made me do
it exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I'm too strong for that. Sorry, iron Will so.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Hanson says, the look on your face is that you
want to tell the joke.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Getting Yeah, I'm getting that same look speaking of who
I really am. But I will resist that temptation. That
is that is my greatest strength, resisting temptation.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You don't want to do a standalone podcast though, I mean,
where it's fully the full of warnings, everybody knows exactly
what they're getting into.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Nope, no, I just don't. I don't. I don't want
that to be out there.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Should we just do my four jokes and then end
this thing? I think that might be enough for today.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, No, okay, no, no, jeez, you're full of crappy
ideas today.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I won't have it.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, this won't take terribly long. Then we can get
back to the jokes. So our freedom loving quote of
the day today, which is one of the things we
do in the second segment of the show. At the
very beginning, it was from Well, that was the interesting part.
Somebody had emailed it in and attributed it to some
one of your great thinkers or writers. And this is
off the top of my head, but you cannot comply
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yourself out of tyranny. And I thought Wow, that's really
good little saying that you cannot go around and go
along with tyranny and submit to it and hope it
goes away. It won't gets worse and I pardon me,
it gets worse always. Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely so yeah.
And I was taking around to figure out who actually
said it originally and who knows. It might be a
(03:44):
very old saying, but the best I could come up
with was it was from a speech that Christine Anderson
gave before the European Parliament and she unleashed a screed
and this was right in the middle of it, and
we'll play it for you. That I thought was absolutely great.
And then I was going to joke, she's my new hero.
I hope she's not a Nazi. And then because the Germans,
(04:07):
if you come across a very conservative German, you don't
know like what group they're adjacent to Nazi Germany, especially
in Eastern Germany anyway, But sure enough this woman is
branded by your lefties as a like anti Islamist and
a bigot because she has been rather harshly critical of
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the EU and Germany's immigration policies, which now even mainstreamers
are saying, yeah, we do have some serious issues in
our countries now. And my introduction of the podcast was
when it is an extremist, not an extremist. And I
absolutely I don't know enough about her to embrace all
her of her views or whatever. But when she's right,
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she's right. And so this is Christine Anderson. Will lets
you figure it out for yourself. Fire away, Michael first,
clim boring.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
The people and all the peoples around the world, for
God's sake, stop giving your democratically elected governments the benefit
of the doubt. They are not deserving of that, they
are not Stop rationalizing whatever your government is doing. Try
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stop rationalizing and come up with some good intentions. They
have no good intentions. Never, as I said before, in
the entire history of mankind, there has never been a
political elite concerned about the well being of regular people.
And it isn't any different now. Why should it stop
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giving them the benefit of the doubt? Because I can
tell you cannot comply your way out of a tyranny.
It is impossible. Trying to do so, you will only
feed a gigantic alligator in the hopes of being eaten last.
(06:09):
But guess what your turn will come? And then you
will be the one swallowed up.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Again.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Really good.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, I don't know if there are things in her
past or present that people would find abhorrent. And again,
I'm not hitching my wagon to her horse. But that
speech was straight out of the mouth of Thomas Paine. Sure,
Patrick Henry right, there's a little more next clip.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I also have to ask the people and your silence
speak up for God's sake. Stop complying, start rebelling. They're
out to get you if you do not resist.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's straight out of Joe Getty's mouth. When you're being
forced to say that a grown ass intact man is
a woman. Stop complying, start rebelling. I thought that was good.
Any comment, Jack, or we'll sinishop.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I concur one more clip.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I would also urge you to stop voting for those
who inflict this psychological abuse on you, who mock you
for their own good. In order to deal with this
unfree world. To defy this unfree world, I have decided
to become so absolutely free that my very existence is
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an act of rebellion.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And that's what we all need to do. It takes
some educating because I remember when I was a young man,
I don't know how old I was when I thought
this stupid thought, and I'm embarrassed to say it out loud,
but I remember when I thought that anything that was
government was going to do good because they didn't have
any profit motive. So uh so, yeah, you could, you
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could put your trust in them because they weren't they
weren't out to make money, right, Yeah, that's it's. Uh,
it's it's sadly naive, you know, with a little distance
and experience. Yeah, but it's very, very commonly held. There's
no reason to be ashamed of it. That that's the scam. Absolutely,
it's always been this. I know plenty of grown ass
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people to use your expression. Who still believe that? And
how you believe that when you get older, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And your silence speak up, stop complying, start rebelling. Amen
to that, sister.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Here's the four jokes I grabbed off the internet. Don't
blame me if they're not funny, even though I picked
them out first. One might only be funny in print.
I guess I'll know in a minute. Doctor. I think
you should avoid anything eating anything fatty, patient like what
pizzas Hamburger's no fatty don't eat it at all. Good
(09:00):
fat joke.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
There's a comma there, yeah, exactly, and straight out to
eat shoots and leaves.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah it his situation is everything? Yeah, nine one one?
What's your emergency? High officers? So I slept from midnight
to five pm? Okay, what's the problem? Exactly? Here's my
mom tell her that that's funny to me because my
teenager would definitely fit in that one.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
That joke.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I slept from midnight to five pm. Exactly. Here's my
mom tell her it's not a problem. Uh is there
sex after death? That's up to the corner. That's a
good one. Wow, what it is not a good one? Wow?
I like how you just tried to freeze right by
that joke.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Here's a quick corpse fan joke for you all. Hope
you enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What's the matter with you?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
This is why I decide which jokes I will tell
and will not tell, because you cannot be trusted.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
If my sandwiched that in there to try to hide it, yea,
I tried to slip. If Jack can tell this joke, Joe,
you can certainly tell the one that you know you
didn't want to do right? Nice, try and then I
thought this joke was funny. My wife left me because
she said I'm in If I get it wrong, it's
going to be a ruined here. My wife left me
because she said I'm too insecure. Oh never mind, she's back.
(10:15):
She just went to pee. That's clever. Yeah, that's good
right there, that's clever. Four good jokes from the Internet.
That's how we'll end.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Four jokes from the Internet.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Okay, well, I guess that's it.