May 7, 2024 • 11 mins
First, following Stormy Daniels testimony--we ask a few "what ifs". Next, Jack reads a roughly written e-mail from a loyal A&G listener.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why so mean? It's one more thing. I'm strong and getty,
one more thing before we get to one of the
meaner texts I've ever received. I'm a little preoccupied.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was just in the coffee room there watching some
coverage of the Stormy Daniels testimony, which is occurring on
this May seventh as we record this, and former US
attorney in John Roberts and one of the cute chicks
on Fox was discussing and I'm sorry, I don't mean
that to be dismissive. I just can't remember which one
(00:34):
it was. We're discussing how Stormy Daniels testimony is relevant
to anything, and they would toss out like theories, but
then the others be like, nah, probably not.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, does testimony have to be relevant to occur in
a trial? Yeah, well, it has to be relevant to
the charges. I couldn't just bring up my brother and
ask him questions about our childhood, why, because he's never
been inside a courtroom before. You're honor right.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I thought he would enjoy this, so you'll excuse me. Hey,
do you remember the time we rode our bikes down
to the creek?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What did you think of her mom's meat? Loaf, remember
under oath?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, I don't so, Yeah, nobody can figure out what
the hell does it have to do with the business falls.
Everybody knows they had an agreement and the National Inchoir
and the Pecker dude and from oh Jesus, the other
Pecker dude, the dude named Pecker.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
From what I've read so far, the stuff at the end,
you could at least understand somewhat how because she got
into the I had a story to sell and then
got paid for it and all that sort of stuff.
But the first couple hours that Katie was reading on
the show, that was all about the lack of condom
and the position and the Yeah, but what he was wearing,
(01:49):
what she was wearing had imagining out. It's hard to
imagine how that's relative. It is so tauntry, uh well,
but relevant, not relative. Everybody's conceded that he paid her
off through Michael Cohen. That's been stipulated. There's no dispute
as to those facts, is there? Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It was?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It was amusing anyway, going outter tired old Asian porn
star can't tell the truth act, How do we have.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
An age on her? She's in her forties, right. I
feel like we looked this up the other day. Forty
eight fifty two. Her age is almost exactly the same
as the number of movies she's started.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
She's in, She's I almost just said she's in forty
five movies forty five years old.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh ok, she's kind of a prolific career. She's a
bit of a weathered forty five. But that industry will
aid you. Stripping in pornography. We heard all about it today.
She's had a rough life. Yeah, oof man, there's so
many different directions you can go as a very pretty
young woman, and she went the direction. And I'm guessing,
(02:54):
with little likelihood of being contradicted, that she didn't have
the greatest childhood or dad in her life because she
was a pretty girl at a very young age. I
think twenty. I saw she started stripping in Louisiana. Then
a somebody suggested and went to la.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And then you know, so, yeah, I have as a
heterosexual male, allegedly I have what was that? I have
no issue with the fact that women, particularly those who
are above average attractiveness, have sexual power. It's it's just
part of being a human being. We're a beast as
(03:30):
well as a you know, a frontal lobe, this super intelligent.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I'm perfectly comfortable with that, but I think it's so
sad and pathetic women who that's all they are. That's
like they're in the entirety of their being, that's their
only strategy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I just think that's sad. Yeah, well, and you're also
you also set up for when that goes away, which
it inevitably does as we all age, Then what do
you have? Yeah, No, that's tough. Cool.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's hard now, especially with the Internet, because there are
so many girls that are putting themselves out there in
that fashion at a young age, and that's why you
change up with them later.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh who is I was talking to somebody about this
the other day, the sexualization of kids happening so much
younger and the and that's been an age old complaint
of every generation that it seems to happen too early.
But the incentive structure is different than it's ever been,
as you're just talking about. I mean, it's so easy
to see attractive women in your age making money, oh yeah,
(04:35):
putting on a bikini and talking about a lipstick every.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Day more, way, more money than you could make doing
the other things that I was kind of hinting a
woman should maybe want to do, including raising a family.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, you go back to the classic era and story
of like a Marilyn Monroe taking a bus to LA
and getting off the bus and somehow getting discovered you
were a That was a one in a gazillion shot.
But some people still try it now. Man, everybody can
take a swing at it if you're an attractive young woman.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Low barrier of entry, as they say, zero barrier of entry. Yes,
you know something somebody said brought to mind. Oh you
were talking about how early kids are sexualized.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
In fact, I got to believe it'd be hard to
not go down that road. If you're attractive and you
find out and a friend of yours, who's you think
not even as odd as I am, is making ten
thousand dollars a month doing something on OnlyFans which might
not even be explicit, right, which might not even be
that big a deal. How would you convince yourself not
to do it? Yeah? I know, well, plenty of good arguments,
(05:37):
but I know what you're saying, emptying. I'll tell you so.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
As I started to say I was reminded the other
day I saw multiple videos of transactivists saying, and this
is all neo Marxism, remember folks at its heart saying
we need to destroy the myth of childhood sexual innocence.
Children are not sexual innocent and we need to destroy
(06:00):
that myth. What the hell is how friggin sick is that?
How can anybody agree with that?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I know it's part of the whole neo Marxist critical
theory nightmare? Gross Yeah, okay, well, I started to say
earlier time is a cruel bastard, speaking of cruel bastards.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
No, I gotta go back to Katie twice. My transition
is failed. She made a comment, we can't let slide by.
You said, it's tempting. Yeah, you're being serious. Absolutely, Oh
my gosh.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
The amount of time is that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You're a very attractive young woman. So have you ever
thought about reading the news on oldly fans? I have
an eyeball jersey and shorts or something. Yes, please don't
get any more specific.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I would be lying if I said that I hadn't
thought about that.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I had it.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
God be lying if practically every woman who's attractive hasn't
thought about it. Yeah, how would you not? And plenty
of gay dudes make plenty of money too, right, I've
thought about it. I thought I could earn ten bucks
sure mine or not? Well?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Hell, I've thought about how I would get away with
bank robbery and or murder. So thinking about it isn't
any sort of indictment.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
But there's there's a girl that I know that is
raking in major cash and all she does is post
pictures of her feet on this website.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
How are your feet? They go to They all know
great A plus feet.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, wow, you need an agent, but I mean one
of the best that foot agents in America.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Right, you know, it's that easy. But there's something ick
about that to me. For some reason, my eighth grade son,
he and his friends have an ongoing joke about how
he needs to put his feet on foot Finder. That's
the website. Yeah, yeah, feet Finder.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
And you can go to this website and you click
I'm looking for feet or I want to post my
feet and it is that easy, and they give you
a sign up sheet and I could be posting my
toes in five minutes if I want to do that.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
One I don't. I really don't understand how you haven't
done that one, because I mean that that's super easy.
Your face isn't out there.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You know I haven't done that one because I asked
my husband and he said, no, Oh, that's why I
haven't done that one.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
My my girlfriend or wife says that we can make
this much more money. All I gotta do is show
All you gotta do is show your feet. Where do
we sign up? You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I realized this is kind of unconventional. But if we
can pause the podcast for me to say a little prayer. Lord,
do you remember the whole Noah's Ark thing with the
rain and the flood and it's time.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It's time, Amen. I think this could be a gateway drug.
First the feet, then the ankles.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, for you know it. You're on knees dot com.
Oh boy, right, all right, this probably ought to end here.
That turn I didn't forget to my mean text. Maybe
I'll do that tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
What I want to hear you? Please? All right, our
executive producer chanting in the headphones, read the text. This
one's rough. I'm not even looking forward to reading it
because it's just flat out rough. Wow. Twenty three year
lover of Armstrong and Getty. I've asked before, why does
Jack have to be such a dick, not just to
(09:16):
Joe but to the audience by insisting on whining even louder.
You got issues, Jack, do you do? You do therapy?
You need it? You could have saved your marriage and
your kid wouldn't have grown up with all the psychic
psychic issues he has. Yes, Okay, what a sigva. Then
he says, in all caps, not trying to be mean,
Oh you piece of shit, shut up. I just want
people to realize the core issues that are plaguing us
(09:38):
that transcend politics. It starts in the family, and often
the individuals who aren't parent material. I don't think Armstrong
and Getty realize how damaged the US is now and
how precarious world piece is. I would just settle for
Armstrong and Getty to be honest, and then it kind
of degenerates. I don't understand. Feel free to text me
and chat good day.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
The combination of intelligence you can tell by the way
it's written with an utter lack of wisdom, is mind boggling.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Still, nothing will ever top back when when people were
sending me I'm glad you got cancer texts I was
in chemotherapy. Wow, people are a special kind of of evil. Luckily,
I've been in this business long enough that I just,
I honestly think ninety nine percent of the time, I
just think how incredibly awful your life must be. Like
(10:28):
if you're if you're sending text to people you don't know,
you find out they had cancer, I'm glad you got cancer.
I've always hated your blah blah blah or or making
leaps like the text or did.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I mean, that's just I will forever be grateful that
my mind can't go to whatever level that person is
on to send something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, Wow, that's gusting with something. If you ever want
to be even minor famous, that's the sort of a
feedback you will get.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Furthermore, Lord, if you'll give me ten minutes to call
my wife and tell her how much I love her.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Sending the blood now once again, yours truly, Joe Getty. Amen,
what a moose knuckle Well, I guess that's it.
Why so mean? It's one more thing. I'm strong and getty,
one more thing before we get to one of the
meaner texts I've ever received. I'm a little preoccupied.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was just in the coffee room there watching some
coverage of the Stormy Daniels testimony, which is occurring on
this May seventh as we record this, and former US
attorney in John Roberts and one of the cute chicks
on Fox was discussing and I'm sorry, I don't mean
that to be dismissive. I just can't remember which one
(00:34):
it was. We're discussing how Stormy Daniels testimony is relevant
to anything, and they would toss out like theories, but
then the others be like, nah, probably not.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, does testimony have to be relevant to occur in
a trial? Yeah, well, it has to be relevant to
the charges. I couldn't just bring up my brother and
ask him questions about our childhood, why, because he's never
been inside a courtroom before. You're honor right.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I thought he would enjoy this, so you'll excuse me. Hey,
do you remember the time we rode our bikes down
to the creek?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What did you think of her mom's meat? Loaf, remember
under oath?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, I don't so, Yeah, nobody can figure out what
the hell does it have to do with the business falls.
Everybody knows they had an agreement and the National Inchoir
and the Pecker dude and from oh Jesus, the other
Pecker dude, the dude named Pecker.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
From what I've read so far, the stuff at the end,
you could at least understand somewhat how because she got
into the I had a story to sell and then
got paid for it and all that sort of stuff.
But the first couple hours that Katie was reading on
the show, that was all about the lack of condom
and the position and the Yeah, but what he was wearing,
(01:49):
what she was wearing had imagining out. It's hard to
imagine how that's relative. It is so tauntry, uh well,
but relevant, not relative. Everybody's conceded that he paid her
off through Michael Cohen. That's been stipulated. There's no dispute
as to those facts, is there? Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It was?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It was amusing anyway, going outter tired old Asian porn
star can't tell the truth act, How do we have.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
An age on her? She's in her forties, right. I
feel like we looked this up the other day. Forty
eight fifty two. Her age is almost exactly the same
as the number of movies she's started.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
She's in, She's I almost just said she's in forty
five movies forty five years old.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh ok, she's kind of a prolific career. She's a
bit of a weathered forty five. But that industry will
aid you. Stripping in pornography. We heard all about it today.
She's had a rough life. Yeah, oof man, there's so
many different directions you can go as a very pretty
young woman, and she went the direction. And I'm guessing,
(02:54):
with little likelihood of being contradicted, that she didn't have
the greatest childhood or dad in her life because she
was a pretty girl at a very young age. I
think twenty. I saw she started stripping in Louisiana. Then
a somebody suggested and went to la.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And then you know, so, yeah, I have as a
heterosexual male, allegedly I have what was that? I have
no issue with the fact that women, particularly those who
are above average attractiveness, have sexual power. It's it's just
part of being a human being. We're a beast as
(03:30):
well as a you know, a frontal lobe, this super intelligent.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I'm perfectly comfortable with that, but I think it's so
sad and pathetic women who that's all they are. That's
like they're in the entirety of their being, that's their
only strategy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I just think that's sad. Yeah, well, and you're also
you also set up for when that goes away, which
it inevitably does as we all age, Then what do
you have? Yeah, No, that's tough. Cool.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's hard now, especially with the Internet, because there are
so many girls that are putting themselves out there in
that fashion at a young age, and that's why you
change up with them later.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh who is I was talking to somebody about this
the other day, the sexualization of kids happening so much
younger and the and that's been an age old complaint
of every generation that it seems to happen too early.
But the incentive structure is different than it's ever been,
as you're just talking about. I mean, it's so easy
to see attractive women in your age making money, oh yeah,
(04:35):
putting on a bikini and talking about a lipstick every.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Day more, way, more money than you could make doing
the other things that I was kind of hinting a
woman should maybe want to do, including raising a family.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, you go back to the classic era and story
of like a Marilyn Monroe taking a bus to LA
and getting off the bus and somehow getting discovered you
were a That was a one in a gazillion shot.
But some people still try it now. Man, everybody can
take a swing at it if you're an attractive young woman.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Low barrier of entry, as they say, zero barrier of entry. Yes,
you know something somebody said brought to mind. Oh you
were talking about how early kids are sexualized.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
In fact, I got to believe it'd be hard to
not go down that road. If you're attractive and you
find out and a friend of yours, who's you think
not even as odd as I am, is making ten
thousand dollars a month doing something on OnlyFans which might
not even be explicit, right, which might not even be
that big a deal. How would you convince yourself not
to do it? Yeah? I know, well, plenty of good arguments,
(05:37):
but I know what you're saying, emptying. I'll tell you so.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
As I started to say I was reminded the other
day I saw multiple videos of transactivists saying, and this
is all neo Marxism, remember folks at its heart saying
we need to destroy the myth of childhood sexual innocence.
Children are not sexual innocent and we need to destroy
(06:00):
that myth. What the hell is how friggin sick is that?
How can anybody agree with that?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I know it's part of the whole neo Marxist critical
theory nightmare? Gross Yeah, okay, well, I started to say
earlier time is a cruel bastard, speaking of cruel bastards.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
No, I gotta go back to Katie twice. My transition
is failed. She made a comment, we can't let slide by.
You said, it's tempting. Yeah, you're being serious. Absolutely, Oh
my gosh.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
The amount of time is that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You're a very attractive young woman. So have you ever
thought about reading the news on oldly fans? I have
an eyeball jersey and shorts or something. Yes, please don't
get any more specific.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I would be lying if I said that I hadn't
thought about that.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I had it.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
God be lying if practically every woman who's attractive hasn't
thought about it. Yeah, how would you not? And plenty
of gay dudes make plenty of money too, right, I've
thought about it. I thought I could earn ten bucks
sure mine or not? Well?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Hell, I've thought about how I would get away with
bank robbery and or murder. So thinking about it isn't
any sort of indictment.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
But there's there's a girl that I know that is
raking in major cash and all she does is post
pictures of her feet on this website.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
How are your feet? They go to They all know
great A plus feet.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, wow, you need an agent, but I mean one
of the best that foot agents in America.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Right, you know, it's that easy. But there's something ick
about that to me. For some reason, my eighth grade son,
he and his friends have an ongoing joke about how
he needs to put his feet on foot Finder. That's
the website. Yeah, yeah, feet Finder.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
And you can go to this website and you click
I'm looking for feet or I want to post my
feet and it is that easy, and they give you
a sign up sheet and I could be posting my
toes in five minutes if I want to do that.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
One I don't. I really don't understand how you haven't
done that one, because I mean that that's super easy.
Your face isn't out there.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You know I haven't done that one because I asked
my husband and he said, no, Oh, that's why I
haven't done that one.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
My my girlfriend or wife says that we can make
this much more money. All I gotta do is show
All you gotta do is show your feet. Where do
we sign up? You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I realized this is kind of unconventional. But if we
can pause the podcast for me to say a little prayer. Lord,
do you remember the whole Noah's Ark thing with the
rain and the flood and it's time.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It's time, Amen. I think this could be a gateway drug.
First the feet, then the ankles.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, for you know it. You're on knees dot com.
Oh boy, right, all right, this probably ought to end here.
That turn I didn't forget to my mean text. Maybe
I'll do that tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
What I want to hear you? Please? All right, our
executive producer chanting in the headphones, read the text. This
one's rough. I'm not even looking forward to reading it
because it's just flat out rough. Wow. Twenty three year
lover of Armstrong and Getty. I've asked before, why does
Jack have to be such a dick, not just to
(09:16):
Joe but to the audience by insisting on whining even louder.
You got issues, Jack, do you do? You do therapy?
You need it? You could have saved your marriage and
your kid wouldn't have grown up with all the psychic
psychic issues he has. Yes, Okay, what a sigva. Then
he says, in all caps, not trying to be mean,
Oh you piece of shit, shut up. I just want
people to realize the core issues that are plaguing us
(09:38):
that transcend politics. It starts in the family, and often
the individuals who aren't parent material. I don't think Armstrong
and Getty realize how damaged the US is now and
how precarious world piece is. I would just settle for
Armstrong and Getty to be honest, and then it kind
of degenerates. I don't understand. Feel free to text me
and chat good day.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
The combination of intelligence you can tell by the way
it's written with an utter lack of wisdom, is mind boggling.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Still, nothing will ever top back when when people were
sending me I'm glad you got cancer texts I was
in chemotherapy. Wow, people are a special kind of of evil. Luckily,
I've been in this business long enough that I just,
I honestly think ninety nine percent of the time, I
just think how incredibly awful your life must be. Like
(10:28):
if you're if you're sending text to people you don't know,
you find out they had cancer, I'm glad you got cancer.
I've always hated your blah blah blah or or making
leaps like the text or did.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I mean, that's just I will forever be grateful that
my mind can't go to whatever level that person is
on to send something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, Wow, that's gusting with something. If you ever want
to be even minor famous, that's the sort of a
feedback you will get.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Furthermore, Lord, if you'll give me ten minutes to call
my wife and tell her how much I love her.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Sending the blood now once again, yours truly, Joe Getty. Amen,
what a moose knuckle Well, I guess that's it.
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