He Slept with His Best Friend’s Mom

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles, dirty little secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? Guys?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey was up?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah? Yeah, so I slip with my best friend's mom.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Whoa a lot more than you. Yeah, it does. Why
how did that happen? So?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I mean, you know, I mean we grew up the neighbors,
you know, in the neighborhood. My buddy and I and
I mean have a lot of memories. I mean we're
all out of the old neighborhood now. Our parents still
live next to each other, all that stuff. And you know,
we always come in town, you know, Thanksgiving whatever, and
you know I always come in town visit my parents

(00:41):
and then see his parents, see everybody. Long story shortest
the holidays, we had a few cocktails. You know, it
got late. My buddy went upstairs, you know, was in
his bed doing his thing. And the next thing I know,
I'm down in the basement with his mom. We're listening
to music Kevingston cocktails and one thing might do another.
But I never told him about it.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
He was in the house. WHOA, that's impressive. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Mean only happened one time, you know, I go, look, yes,
she goes, only one time. This only happened one time,
and basically we don't ever even really mentioned or anything.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's like it never happened until she grabs him next
Thanksgiving and it's like, get over your turkey. You should
marry her. You should marry her, and then you could
be your best friend's stepdad. Wow. Yeah, hey, thanks very much.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I was real.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Thanks for your dirty little secret. Thanks guy, yip bye hello, hello,
hey you have a dirty little secret. I do what
is it? So? I needed this girl. I don't want
to say her name, but this with her Bobby. So okay, anyway,
we're getting together. We're doing our you know, dating to

(02:00):
them for a while. So we got into it, and
her feet were always freaking dirty rough real rough room,
I mean dirty. So I started getting ghos. Stop by this,
I couldn't, you know, do the dating more. Anyways, I
bought her some high hills shoes cover her feet, and
I started buying her high heel shoes. Shut up, should

(02:21):
I'm listening, gets better, get better. So so then she
thought I liked that should prey highiels and there so
she bought some open tow hihos and they didn't work. No,
you can't eat it to me, So I kept buying
her shoes that cover her entire foot. I started, and
then I had to buy her boots, and she thought
I was just thought I was kiky like that.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well now I am, but but I wasn't. So anyway, Yeah,
by the secret, her feet were crusty and dirty and rough,
and I had to keep putting high heel shoes on
her boots, whatever I can to cover her feet. And
now you like it, and but now she's gone, But
then I don't have girlfriend now. So but anyways, that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
And I don't want to tell you this now to
make you upset, but you could have saved yourself a
lot of money by just buying her a pedicure.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, that didn't work. We did that.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I just wanted to make sure you try that.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I did the pure but her nails. Yeah, it didn't work.
It doesn't help. Well, nothing help. Thank you for telling
those rough feet. Thank you for telling us those secrets.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You too, you buy what's your dirty little secret?

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