Her Bra Set Off the Metal Detector

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, by Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I do?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yay? What is it? Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
When I was swelled, I went with my family to
a basketball game and my bra sit off the metal detector.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
You see your bra set off the metal detector? Yes,
why is it the underwire?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Because yeah, oh, you weren't hiding anything in it.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
No, what does give a sneak into a basketball game?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I was lucky enough to wear a bra, which I
guess I could wear a bra, but people would look
at me if my alarm went off and I was
wearing a bra, because I would definitely always be hiding
something in it always.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I have to explain it though, because we walk up
and the lady is like running for the station or whatever.
He sees me empty out my pocket and.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Then I go through the metal detector that starts going off.
And then Elie told me to the side if she.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hurts, wanting me down and for contact my stepfam.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
She was the one to take me raw shopping.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
She immediately like for the frost, like the half.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Of the room.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's like making a big scene about it.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's like, oh, that's embarrassing. I'm sorry, pretty funny sounds. Yeah, well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank
you for having any one. Bye bye. But I think
the one thing that was missing from that dirty little
secret was a secret. It's true dirty little embarrassing moment. Hello, Hello, Hey,

(01:39):
what's up? You have a dirty little secret? I sure do.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I said a vegan meat wait on accident.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Say that one more time.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I accidentally, in an emergency situation, said a vegan a
meat product.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh no. What was their thoughts on that? It was?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh god. So what happened was, so my roommate has
this friend who she's in the field that I work in,
and I really like wanted to get to know her
because I would love to work with her basically, So
I thought, Okay, I'm gonna have this girl over, Like
we're gonna, you know, have drinks and I'll make dinner
and I'll like kind of get to know her a
little bit better and then like work my way in

(02:22):
there to get this job that she's hiring for. Yeah.
So yeah, like you know, I mean I've met her before,
so you know, I have her over. I was I
made this like my favorite dinner, which is like this
cast role that like my grandma made like my whole childhood.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
And so I'm like making dinner and my roommate before
this girl comes over, she's like, oh, by the way,
she's vegan, and I'm like over halfway done, like there's
no going back now. And so I'm like, oh God,
like okay, whatever, I'm just gonna not say anything. And
so my roommate told her that what I made was vegan,
and so she was really excited and.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm so messed up.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
She ate, she ate, she ate, she ate. As she
cleaned her plate, she was like, that was incredible, Like
I have to know the recipe.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
So I told her.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I told her that I used impossible meat, but I
absolutely did not I used ground beef.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
No wow.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
And yeah, any reports of how that was for her
the next day.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
So she really liked it.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
But then the next day she texted and asked maybe
if like any of my ingredients were expired because she
has a stomach ache. So I think that's probably.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Two things, that's very bold of a person to be, like,
did you feed me like rotten food?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah? And also you, well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
What's your dirty little secret.

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