I'm married and no one knows ... what should I do?

Todays Dirty Little Secret involves a women that is married, no one knows and she's about to be proposed to!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little
secret text in four one O six one. If you
have a secret, you can tell us anything, literally anything,
because we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody
gets a fake anonymous nickname, so nobody knows who you are,
so you're free to just speel the tallow everybod it's
fake and I don't really have an anonymous nickname right now,
so we'll just do the sound thing. I'm gonna say

(00:21):
a sound the now, it's freshly, gonna sing a sound,
and then I'll say a sound or a word, and
that'll be the name of the person on the phone.
So BORGI ish? Why BORGI ish? Okay? Here, how about this?
Why can't I whistle? You'll get one of those in
there somewhere, okay, two of them? Okay, I think I

(00:44):
prefer the who Okay? And then all right, well, all right,
that's gonna be difficult. What difficult name to do? But
the anonymous caller on the phone right now, so that
nobody knows their identity is why can't I whistle? Hold?
Just use one of those stoping, that's done. That's a

(01:08):
long name. But you're on the phone right now. It's
a dirty little secret. What's up? How are you? Hey, guys?
What's going on? Oh? Not much. I'm just hanging out
listening to you guys. Try to whistle. Yeah, that was
a long name and uh it was it was tough
to get that whistle in there. But anyway, before the lips,
could you whistle, Alex? Yes I could. Okay, I can
whistle with my fingers a super loud but because it

(01:30):
really hurts, Yeah, can do it. Okay, whoa super loud?
That's impressive. So but anyway, enough about whistlings. Were what
is your dirty little secret? Um? Okay, So I think
my boyfriend's gonna propose? Is that a good thing? Well,

(01:51):
I mean I love him so much, Like he's amazing.
We've spent together like four years now, I'm like, I'm
so in love with him, Like he's like the perfect
fit for me, and so he's been kind of dropping hint,
So like I think it's coming. Okay, So why is
that a dirty little secret? You don't want him to yet,
or or you know and he doesn't know you know,

(02:12):
or you want to propose to him, or I really
want him to the problem is I'm already married. What sorr,
I say, what does he not know that? No? What
nobody are you talking about? Well, okay, so I got
married my freshman year of college to one of my friends.
He's an international student country. Yeah, so it wasn't It

(02:36):
wasn't like romantic brow. Yeah, we're going to do I
don't know so what we're working on getting divorced. But
it's like a whole process. I don't know if I'm
going to be able to keep it a secret. So
you got married to this guy, you got married to
your friends so that he could stay in the United States,
so you're still technically married and your boyfriend has no idea. Yeah,

(02:57):
here's the thing. If my girlfriend had done this, and
like if she had mentioned it though at the start
of our relationship, yeah, I would be fine with it.
But to wait until the point where I'm about to
marry you and then you bring up, oh, I'm also married,
That's what I was going to say. Yeah, the secret
part is your biggest issue? Yeah? Was that just never
a good time to tell him? Yeah? Well the person
seemed like it would sound crazy, like right when we

(03:18):
started dating, and then it just kind of like, I
don't know, I just for not even my parents know,
like nobody knows, wow, exact Me and my friend and
his parents knew obviously because they like, they were really
nice about it, they like, help pay my tuition and
kind of I was going to say, how much money
did you make? Yeah? Should we try and guess how
much she got paid for it? Yeah? Yeah, let's guess
how much? Like above or below? All right? So I

(03:41):
know that I was propositioned this before. Really, yeah, someone
wanted me to marry them for citizenship and I didn't
do it, although I wish I would have done it
because I would have. I needed money at the time.
But they offered me forty grand. Oh that's a lot.
Forty grand, and I didn't do it, and I was like, man,
I should have done it, So above or below forty grand?
I'm gonna say above. I'll say above. I was gonna

(04:04):
say above two because didn't you say they paid your tuition?
So yeah, so on the phone for the dirty little secret,
are we right? Did you make? Did they pay you
above or below forty grand to marry them forious citizenship?
Way above? A way, let's go now, I'm like offended. Well,
that was also twenty years ago. A while ago. Well,

(04:26):
good luck, let us know how it goes. Hopefully your
boyfriend who wants probably wants to become your fiance soon
isn't too turned off by the fact that you're already married. Oh,
thank good luck with that. Yeah, what's your dirty little
secret