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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jewbeles dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yay?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
So?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I was pregnant my ex husband cheated on me and
decided that he wanted a divorce.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh wow, we lived together.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I would vomit into his shampoo bottles, good for you?
And I would you're into his soup bottles? Why he
spunk so much? And I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Oh, sorry, you cheat on a pregnant lady. Yeah, while
she's knocked up with your kid, you can have vomiting
you shampoo.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
If I ever am living with someone again and we
decide to break up, I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Out that day.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Needed to come back after I gave birth, taving that
of state something bottle.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And what.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
And he came back.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh yeah, well, thank you for telling us your tru
little secret. All right, bye, what's up? You have a
dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I had?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
All right. So a little little backstory too. It is
my dad got with this girl that was a couple
of years old, I say, a couple of ten years
older than me when I was thirteen, So she had
like a lot of authority at a young age. In
my opinion, and we never got along. Obviously, I can't
do nothing. I was thirteen, and right before I left
for the army, when I was seventeen, I put nair
(01:36):
in her leaving conditioner. She had this super long, lucious hair,
and I mixed there in it. Oh my god. And
it was just an eight year battle, you know, growing up,
and that was my revenge before I left out. I
don't know whatever came out of it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But wait, she doesn't know that you.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I don't know if. I don't know if there was
enough in the conditioner for it to do anything. But
when I for the army, I never came back, so
I don't know what came out of it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That like tastes off your hair, right, yeah, yeah, it's
crazy quick, just a little bit. Well yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The leaving conditioner was and you leave it in, so
I'm sure it got in there good wow.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh yeah, I was leaving it in too.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Remind everybody not to get on your bad side, have
a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, but what's your dirty little secret?