Teabagged Uncle’s Drink

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little Secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I
sure do, sweet, what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Okay? So back in the day, my uncle he wasn't
that nice to my cousin and my aunt, and we
were kind of going through it one day and making
drinks at his house. So I was making drinks in
the kitchen and kind of dropped the whole package in
there and kind of stirred up his drink for him,
and boccacran on.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
The rocks package of what oh the package?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
You know?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh okay, I'm going with you. And that does not
what I was thinking. I was like, was a laxatives. Yeah,
what honest with you? When you started this? I thought
you were given to kill him. I thought for sure
you were confessing murder here.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Oh no, I had a couple better ideas than that.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Did he ever find out?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Take care?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Did he ever find he never found out?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
How many times did you drop a package in his drinks? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I just needed just one one and one little.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Stir and that's all you needed. All right, Thank you
very much for that. I have a good day.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Man, all right as well?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
All right, bye, hello, hello, hey, you have a dirty
little secret. Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
So, when I was in my early thirties, my mom
had a best friend who was in the middle seventies. Okay,
so she had a ranch. He offered me a job
to work on the ranch and pay off my friend
by living in a property in a separate house.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, to live on the ranch in a separate house.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Sorry, yeah, okay. So you know, after about a year,
we were drinking one night, one thing led to another.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
We ended up looking up Wow with your mother's friends
seventy something year old, how'd it go?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, it was pretty awesome. We both agreed that it
was probably the best time we'd ever had. She hadn't
been with a guy, and I don't know how long
because her her husband had passed away about three years prior.
But she was giving me all kinds of month, you know,
because of it, and she hupped my salary and I'm
all started getting suspicious because she's like, why is she

(02:28):
trying to buy you a car? Why did she give
you all the cash? And so, yeah, I did more
than just work on that farm.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, you know what, I thought it was wild because
the older you get the last ye.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
So yeah, it was pretty good. I'll never forget it. It
was probably one of the best times in my life.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, I have a good one. What's your dirty little secret.

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