What did he pee on?

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a
dirty little secret. Oh, I do have a dirty little secret. Sweet?
What is it? So? It was Halloween night twenty eighteen.
There was a girl and I just started talking. Never
met her before, and she's like, hey, me and my
sister we want to go you know, we want to
go drink. We want to go to a Halloween party.

(00:22):
I was like, oh cool. Bill. At the time, I
didn't have a vehicle, so her and her sister came
and picked me up. Throughout the night, I got extremely
over intoxicated, and uh, one thing led to another. We
get back in the car and the girl that I
was kind of talking to, I had never been to
her house nothing. This is the first time we met.
She's like, hey, take us back to her place, so,

(00:42):
you know, like my estate that I was in. I
was like, oh yeah, you know, I'm got to get lucky.
And we get back to the Skirl's house and everything
happens as it should. Well. I pass out. I wake up,
you know, roughly probably four o'clock, five o'clock in the
morning in this girl's rooms, cache black, and there's nothing
that I have to do more than I call out
of bed, and I start fumbling my way around the room.

(01:04):
I can't find a light switch, I can't find a door,
I can't find anything. And the only two options are
either a I've on myself and the floor, or just
the floor and so ill over this girl's floor, turn around,
get back in bed. Well, the next morning, her sister
comes in the house at like seven thirty eight o'clock

(01:25):
in steps in the oh oh god, whoa and wakes
us up with like a small streak. And I immediately
know what it was, and I was just kind of
keep my mouth shut. And the girl that I was
fucking to, she's like, what is it? What is it?
And she immediately is like, there's on the floor. There's
on the floor. And the girl blames it on the dog.

(01:47):
So to this day, six years later, being married to
the same woman, does not have a clue, does not
have a clue that I on her floor. It is
happy way to keep that secret. Thank you're telling us,
what's your dirty little secret.