This Dirty Little Secret might get you FIRED!

'Soft Poach Egg' called into The Jubal Show to let them in on a Dirty Little Secret that has to do with his boss and potential the end of his career!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jubils Dirty Little Secret, Your dirty little secret, remember text
in four one of six one. If you have a
secret to tell us, you can tell us anything. It
doesn't really matter. You can tell us whatever you want
because we keep everydy anonymous. We don't tell anybody what
your name is, and we don't even ask what your
name is. Who got it out? Text in phone and
six one of a dirty Little Secret and on the
phone right now, anymous think name because we don't even
ask what your name is? Is Is a soft poached egg? Hello,
sloft poached egg? How are you? What did you tell eggs? Weird? Yeah,

(00:27):
that's strange. You should love yourself. Do you have any
airp Do you have any comments on why Jubils speaking
so fast? Jubil? Do you have any comments on why
jewels speaking so fast? I'm just I'm tired of saying
the same thing at the beginning of the Dirty Little Secrets,
so I thought I'd seen through it really quick listening.
So you have to you have to set it up.
If you're new, lit'ten to the show. We do the thing.
I'll dirt little secret. You can catch him four one
of six one. If you want tellus dirty little sea.
You can tell us anything. You tell us whatever you want.
Doesn't even matter because we don't even ask what your

(00:48):
name is. You're completely Anonymous's why everybody gets secan onos
sick name on the phone right now, it tell us
dirty little secret is? Did I say hard boiled egg? Soft? Soft?
It's complete? Off? What's your day? Little sects? Take a
time out. I have been dating the boss's daughter. Just

(01:08):
just like that. You've been dating our boss's daughter. No,
not your boss's daughter. My boss is. Oh, he said
the boss is, because I don't even know he had
a daughter. You're dating your boss's daughter. I'm dating my boss.
Let me guess that your boss does not want you
to date his daughter. He kind of dropped that hint
the night that we met. Yeah, how did he drop

(01:29):
that hint? Did he say we were I'm boss, I'm
mister Farnsworth, and if you jake my daughter, I'm going
to smack you. Rude. I'm so so much happening right now. Off, sorry,
go ahead, I'll stop interrupting. He was at a company meeting,

(01:52):
you know, doing the company saying, being all super business
he and professional. Then my boss walks over and he
was like, hey, oh my, this meeting, and what you
not try anything funny with my daughter? Ha ha ha,
you know, try something funny with her. Tried to be
funny things with her, Yeah, like like tickling her. It

(02:14):
started there. Sure, yeah, let's go with that. She was
mental with him. I'm a little tired. Yeah, that's when
you get goofy. Okay, So dating the boss's daughter and
you're doing funny stuff with her and he doesn't know,
and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know. How long has
this been going on? For? About six weeks? Now? Oh?

(02:35):
So what are you expecting to get out of this
relationship or fling or whatever the heck it is, Because
if you wanted to be a long term thing, then
you're going to have to meet her dad. Yeah yeah,
I mean eventually, maybe we'll get there. Like I said,
it's been six weeks. So right now, we're just trying
to keep it a secret from my boss. So just
friends with benefit her. It's a little more friends with ben.

(02:55):
If she's amazing, we it sparks every time we're together.
I know that's cool, shake, but it's true. Real quick
lost question for you? Does your boss like you? I
think so? Well, then I think you might be okay,
you might be all right. I don't know. Maybe you
know what you could do. You could start dropping hints
right now and just you know, bell, talk about this

(03:16):
wonderful woman that you met right, like in a meeting
when you're all sitting around like where there's the other
guys in the meeting and you're kicked back in the
chair in the conference room, right and your boss walks
in and he just hears you being like, no, dude,
I just met her and she's beautiful and she's amazing
and she's the love of my life. Oh sorry, boss,
we can start the meeting now, right. And then that
happens over time and he's like, wow, coiled egg really

(03:40):
likes that girl he's dating. And I like that about him.
Respectable man. I wish someone would treat my daughter that way.
And then you show up for dinner and you're like, whoa,
it's you, mister so and so. And then he's like, yeah,
it is me. And wait a second, that woman you've
been talking about respecting the hell out of his my
daughter it yeah. And then you just go, oh, she

(04:02):
didn't she didn't tell me it was you. That was
her dad, And then it's it's basically I just wrote
a movie right now, and you're the star of it.
I was gonna say, you sound like a screenplay writer. Wow.
So anyway, how is how are you going to approach it?
If you have to meet him? Are you trying to
be serious? Now? I don't think it's gonna work. Yeah,
I just need more time. Time? Are we sure? Are

(04:27):
we out of time? They? Are we out of time?
Soft boiled egg? I think no matter what's yes? All right?
I think so? All right, thanks for telling us you're
doing a little secret. No, thank you? Yeah, what's your
dirty little secret?