11.10: Hour 3

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back out number three the Tody and Dwight Chill,
brought you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Please
slow down, buckle up, and slow down during those construction zones.
It is snowing out. I think I kind of snuck
up us on us today. There was a sheet of
ice on Dixie Highway. Lots of trouble out south sied
So be please be careful. It's actually snowing out there

(00:21):
right now in front of us here at four Street,
Live downtown Louisville, K. Why are you lonely?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I don't get lonely.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Even as a kid, like my mom said, I would
just get a couple of toys and go out behind
the sofa and just I don't get lonely.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, do you do? You have my song? I asked
you to pull up. It's a classic. It's one of
the greatest songs ever written.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh poor Kim Jung Un.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, all right, we'll tone it down now because we're
not sure. Yes, thank you. If you feel stressed and lonely,
I do. You're not alone. A new study shows that's
becoming a centerpiece of American life. The survey by the

(01:19):
American Psychological Association finds that more than sixty percent of
adults are stressed out and lonely. I'm so lonely.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Not lonely, but I am stressed out.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm stressed out.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Everybody is stressed out, lonely. But everybody twenty four hours.
Everybody's job is twenty four hours. No one leaves and
goes home and turns it off. The study notes an
increasingly sense of isolation and emotional disconnection across the nation.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh isolator emotionally disconnected across the nation.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Three of the biggest issues are fifty four percent of
Americans are isolated.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
But I like, we'll watch Susan and I will watch
it on a TV show or something, and it'll be
like somebody stuck up on a mountain in just like
a little shock.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I'm like, oh boy, I'd love to live there.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Fifty percent say left out. They feel left out.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's the best thing you can do is not invite
me to something there are This is obviously an age.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Is this has to do with how old you are
on this survey because Dwight is correct, you get to
be fifty fives, fifty six years old and you're like
plans got canceled.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh my, oh, my lord, thank you the last time
I told you that I love you, Susan, thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Number three, fifty percent of Americans feel a lack of companionship.
We have too much companionship.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You got trusty, let me dog.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, you kidding me.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I've got companionship coming out of my Yeah. I can't
say that.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
But look, I'm not lonely, or do I ever get lonely,
but I do have a lot of lonely people in
my life. They'll want to call and talk, and I
wish I could just connect all those lonely people to
each other.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
And go, hey, you know what.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
For example, let's call him well, Brian, Hey, Brian, I'm noticely.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
You're lonely.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
You've got all kinds of time on your hand. I
do not meet my friend Austin, who also has tons
of I'm just not you, Austin, different, Austin. Meet my
friend Austin who also has tons of time on his
hands and likes to talk on the phone.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
This is sad, but In, you could probably guess my
last job before radio was used car sales.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I was gonna say nuclear physicists. I was so close.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It was in between those two jobs, and I chose.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Why did you watch those car salesman instead of nuclear physicists?
Was the hours or the flexible flexible scheduling? I guess
I like, is that right?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
So one of the things is, look, if you have
five a car salesman on a lot, so you have
to rotate, so it's called an up. So when somebody
comes on the lot, that's an up. So you rotate,
and you got to be out there to kind of
see him and say, that's my up. So here's the deal.

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If you have the one of the bad ups, which
is sometimes people are just lonely and they're not even
looking for a car, but they act like they're looking
for a car, so they have someone to talk to
for the next hour.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Hey, that's my up over there.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Hey hey yeah yeah, yeah yee.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
So if they're like, you know, eighty three years old.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh, it was normally it was older guys, but it
was also there would be a lot of younger guys
in there, and you could see about halfway through because
they start asking personal questions like so what do you
where do you hang out? And you're just like, okay,
this is lonely guy.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Buy something or you just well, it.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Went between being angry at them and feeling sorry for them.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh, I would never reach the feeling sorry for me.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Every car sales now is going, oh yeah, lonely guy up,
kick a lonely guy up. Wow.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Can you just say, what do you do? You fake
a heart attack?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, that's only during DUIs So.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
In Trinity Catholic functions.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
So I didn't fake it. I actually had a heart attack.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Jerry's still out on that.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Doctor Sadlowe says, ding ding ding.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, if Sadloe was in on a conspiracy, that's exactly
what Sadloe would say.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Now, like I said, you would rotate through the ups.
But there was an old guy. They would just sit
in his chair and he go and he go, hey
and whatever. His old man name is, well Carl, Carl,
you're up Carl. No. But when he would spy one,
he goes, I'll take it like he wasn't a rotation,

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so he well, he would pass on his rotation, so
he would do whatever.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Okay, well, then guess what I.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Was nineteen years old. I'm not arguing with the old
guy that's sitting on the porch.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
And you got the first thing you gotta do when
you get hired at a used car a lot, first
thing you need to do is find the biggest sales
guy there and beat the crap at prison.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
And literally they had a wooden deck nailed to a trailer.
That's so this old guy would sit on this wooden
deck in his chair, a little cafeteria aluminum chair, and
he would wait and go nope, and he would he'd
only take two ups a day, and he would sell
two cars a day. And I remember a guy.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Wrote, but if your cherry pick, and what good is that?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's hard to tell who's gonna buy a car not
because sometimes you think, oh, these guys are going to
buy a car, they would not. Somebody rode a bike
onto a lot and we all went, we're not taking that.
He's on a bike. He's not gonna have any money.
Of course, again, I'm nineteen, I don't know what the
hell I'm talking about. And the old guy goes, I
got it, just walk right by us. And he went
over and he sold the guy the bi on his bike.

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He had a sack of cash and he goes and
that's exactly what he said. When he got back, we
were like, how do. Did you know the guy on
a bike was going to buy a car and he
goes because he rode his bike here, he was going
to drive back. Wow, and he sold a car to him.
But there was these lonely people that would come on
and I think, now you're Austin. First of all, do
you have any friends?

Speaker 7 (07:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Okay, well hey no, I'm just.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Question yeah, are these friends in the room with us now?
And can you see them now?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I can hear them in my head though, I think.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Those are legitimate questions to.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Follow up with.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I have a handful of friends.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
So he was even smaller as I hit the age
of thirty. I know that you've talked about that before.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Do you know any of these lonely gen zs or millennials?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Of course I do?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
And what is there? What you think the biggest issue
with them is.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Probably just being uh, socially awkward? Is always a good
is always a good one? I wouldn't say because I
was like this just lazy and not getting out. I
would always say, like, when I first moved here, I
didn't have like any friends, but I was also like
not making the effort to get out and go talk
to people. Because it's intimidating, whether you're talking to the
opposite sex or just talking to somebody of your gender.

(08:08):
It's it's it's hard to make friends.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Sometimes I can make a friend at a bus stop
twice the same way I can't too. Now. Yeah, it's
like whatever, how many how did you end up meeting
your friends through your job or yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Just through uh, just through my job and going out
like I uh, like I found them a Vikings fan,
So I found the Derby City Norseman community.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Johnny Job, John.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Job's ugly scene yesterday.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, oh yeah, you all lost by a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Austin Montgomery from w AMZ. Do you ever wear the
hikes with the orange?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
You know?

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I do have one, but I never worn it.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
There you gotta wear it there.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I have one at the house the Sacred Hearts of
Valkyries and oh we had that. Yeah, so you made
friends and that's a great idea. Listen to listen to Austin. Yeah,
he was a fan of the Minnesota Vikings. He found
out that there was a local groove and he automatically
has probably forty or fifteen friends in that group.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Right, yeah, yeah, And I haven't you know, I've been
so busy with this and just getting engaged this year,
I haven't made a ton of games, so I got
I get the treatment. The last couple of weeks I've
come in, Eh, where have you been?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Feels good?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Is there like a fran tark and can then statue
that you are kind of rubbed for good luck?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Or no there isn't.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Don't don't even go in a direction. These guys are
so organized. They usually have a Hall of Famer from
the Vikings come down to Louisville and watch a game
with them.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, they've probays heard of. The Gersta is a big deal.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
With that's It's also a very fun place to go if, like,
if you're younger, if you want to go there, like
on a Thursday or Friday, it's a great place. But
it gets pretty rowdy on Sundays and.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
They still drunks because most of the guys that I
knew back in the day twenty years ago in the group,
they were heavy, heavy drinkers.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yep, yep, But usually Friday and Saturday is stuck to
like the like the Trinity Insane ex kids. It's a
much more younger democratic.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Are you telling me that you know men that show
up to a bar and watch NFL and drink heavily.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, that happens.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Not all the behavior of a football fan.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I tell you what. They don't have no RNs Harkinson
statue or any sort of talisman that I know.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
But that's what you need, man, You need to contribute
and bring one in.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
But they do have a because Saints right across the
street is also a Packers fan bar. Yep, there is
like this little like like a mannequin head with like
a Viking's helmet on and like a cheese helmet on
that we passed back and forth.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
So whoever, so whoever wins the game, if the other
team will run over and get the trophy and run
back to their bar, it's a big fun.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Vikings have won the Vikings sweat the Packers last year,
so it's there so far.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I think part of this lonely thing is and we
talked a little bit about it. Some of the Reddit
posts last week was that people now are you can
go home and be in your own little fake world.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Oh in a big way. Think about the virtual reality glasses.
You know you're online, you could be in a fake world.
Watch Netflix, you can get uber each you don't have
to leave the house.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Well have you have you ever heard of because you
know they have the the dating websites like tender, Bumble Hinge.
I've heard there's one called Grinder.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, I'm on Grinder's. I'm on Grinder and cousins only.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I thought they kicked you off though they did. Yeah,
band and the Bumble is the hookup.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
They're all sort of they're all sort of hook They said.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
To be a member of Bumble, do you have to
be tall enough to put the star on a Christmas tree?

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Have you seen the thing?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
It caught it bump.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Have you seen the bumble at Low's?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
No, but it always caught it Bumble thirty feet tall?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I gotta say it's thirty feet tall. Is he the
abundable Stom?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Is you for sale?

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
How much? I don't know. I gotta I gotta price
it out a million dollars. It is crazy. It's the
Bubble and he's got the star in his hands.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh, we gotta get this.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
He's gigantic. It will reach the second level of your house, like,
it will cover part of your house.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
What's the worst that could happen? Buying one of those
with a German shepherd.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
You put it outside, you don't leave it inside.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah he goes outside too.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Though, No, no, he goes in the backyard. This is
something you go in the front yard which you don't
cut the grass or or you know, cut down your
trim your bushes.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
I will just say to put a to put a
bow on the bumble thing. They have a like it's
a dating app, but they have a bumble BFF to
where you could just go on there and swipe right
for friends. So you know, guys are going there and
swipe right for other dudes that are just saying, hey,
I'm just looking to go get a beer and enjoy
the game, or people look for hiking and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Stop. Stop.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
So you're saying that some of these dating sites are
also used for people the same sex just to find
good friends.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yes, really it happens.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
So it's evolved to uh huh.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
You can you can switch from the dating app to
the BFF part and yeah, you could just find somebody
that's looking to go hiker, looking to go watch, go
to a Louis game, or just get out and do something.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
It is four hundred and ninety eight dollars for the bumble.
For the bumble looks gigantic.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Here's one.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Look how big it is. That's in front of somebody's house.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Well, here's one is bigger than that. That's one thousand,
four hundred and ninety nine dollars on Amazon.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
How tall is Let me see how tall this one is.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
This one's fifteen feet tall?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Oh this is thirty foot oh tall? Oh my gosh.
All right, yeah, Like the guy just comes up to
like his bumbletoe, bumbles.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Bounds, hang on nothing, nothing. That's Ukon Cornelius, Yukon Cornelius.
If I have another son, I'm not gonna name him
nefarious Vignetti. It'll be Yukon Cornelius Vinetti.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
What a noble name.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Thank you, you Conveinetti.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Let's let's say for a minute, just throwing out a
hypothetical that your business wants to support the holidays by
putting up a thirty foot bumble.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Now what would I put that? What are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Are you gonna have your warehouse stop working in the
warehouse and stop delivering the orders so they can put
up the bumble, or you go call every business is
best friend Workaholics that's what they do.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Folks, if you own.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
A business, if you run a business, workaholics they are
your best friend. You should be concentrating on growing those profits,
growing your client base. Let your workers worry about satisfying
the customers, getting the orders out, not putting cubicles together,
not moving one office from one side of the building
to the other. Workaholics does everything that you don't want

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to do and quite frankly, should not be doing as
a business owner or a business worker. Let workaholics take
care of all those details. You run your business the
best you can. Workaholics h A U l.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
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going to get the kids and the grandkids to come
back over to your house. If you have a family,
now you got little kids, why don't you whip out
a big picture of the new pool coming to your
house in the spring. You can do that on Christmas
morning as everyone is opening their presence, you can say, well,
Dad's got something for you, and you tell you a

(15:24):
little timmy, little timmy, get what's behind the tree there?
What's that poster looking thing? What is that? And then
they bring it out and it's a picture of your
new Unlimited Landscaping pool that they have designed for you.
You tell them what you want. I want to swim
up bar and want those led lights. I want a waterfall.
Whatever you order, they'll take care of it and put
it in your backyard. They have the architects and designers

(15:45):
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for decades. Call them at two five four twelve oh
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com if you want to see what they've done for
other people. Man, it is cold out there.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Please tell me that's not country music.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
It is country music. This is Morgan Wallin.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I like him.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
He's not bad.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
Like him.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Uh, it is cold out there. Bundle up. I did
not wear a jacket today because it was like it's
thirty degrees. I'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
What's your favorite Morgan Wallin song?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Probably shake it by the Creek Bank, You're sugar shaker,
Shake it by the Creepy Quite listen to country music?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Never mind?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, you're not good. Never mind, you're not gonna make
any friends.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
I grew up on like Luke and Bach, Texas right
like that was my country.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
And wiry and the bars. It is cold, so bundle
up with you. It is it, it's come on, hang on,
I got it right there, let's go. It's so cold
it'll freeze the nuts off an iron bridge.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah, got it talking about right, got it right, All
in the delivery.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
This, this show just keeps getting better, raising the standard.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
That should be like the uh University of Louisville department
that delivers babies. That should be their slug line. It's
all in the delivery.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
We're hoping to have an end to the government shutdown
either today or tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Not the vote was going to happen at eleven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Well we haven't heard. There's no there has no been
breaking news, so we don't have it yet. But I
think they finally have decided we have to get it
open because.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
There's a text from JD Vance hang on Yeah it's
oh no, no, no, hang on, no you do send.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
You guy's a nut. So hopefully that will end today.
It's just gone on too long and now we're compromising safety.
And we all know in Louisville here how that can happen.
Not that that was anything to do with the crash
last week, but at this point, you're now putting people
danger on these airports. And look, there are so many people.

(18:14):
How many people you know fly for their jobs a lot?
My wife does.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
My wife does.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yes, it's crazy. How many times you fly? And you're
flying next week?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Right?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
No, you're driving.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
No, I'm staying at home next week. Oh okay, now December,
I'm flying again.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
Did you not?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
You told the boss that you were leaving town. Right,
you're not going to say you were here by your vacation.
You screwed that.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Next week I will be in Bora Bora. That's where
the Wittings like to fall. We like to slummer in
New Aubany and we like to fall in Bora Bora.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's so nice. It needed two names. That's right, It's
not just Bora, it's Bora Bora.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Hey, let me ask you a question. When's the last
time you've seen in the back of your head? Guys? Hey, women,
is your hair thinning? Every time we grow harry and dye.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Like Margan Walling?

Speaker 7 (19:00):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Women, hey, is your hair thinning?

Speaker 7 (19:02):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Let me ask you about your lady hair.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
If you get long in the tooth and your hair
getting lit at.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
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Speaker 6 (19:47):
S what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (20:11):
Man?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Paying homage?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Is today the anniversary of the wreck of the Emos Fitzgerald. Hey,
what what took longer? The EBB Fitzgerald is sink? Or
this freaking song?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
The song you know You're Wael the song the song
I got served him some breakfast. Walk down to the crew,
I said, how do you do? Where is our breakfast?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
It's the lord of the rings of our songs, dude,
it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
He went to the rest riom and relieved hihimself of
his breakfast.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Give me the dingy please, it's right there. Oh, can
we do this day in history? Can you pull that
up right now?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Do you want me to?

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Yeah? Do that?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
You want to do that? I think we do it
on the fly.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I had another story.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Oh I'm sorry, go ahead, I apologize.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
This comes to us out of the nothing original, out
of Hollywood segments.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Grimlin's three is coming out.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh, because Gremlins two was so great.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Listen awful.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Thirty five years ago, when Gremlins two came out, they said,
this was so good, it's going to take us at
least almost four decades to write a sequel.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
There was a lot they did. There's a lot of
people that love those little Gremlins and they just love
that movie. I don't see it.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I did.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I know people that loved that stupid TV show called Alf.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
You're looking at one of them?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Are you an Elf guy? Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
He was hilarious. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Making that up?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
He's from Melmack and eats cats?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Oh my god, he does like it.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Liked Alf As a matter of fact, that's why I
was working here.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I was working at the car wash and I bought
a bought a VCR just oh I could record Alfred serious.
That's that's the reason I got my first that in
Magnum p I. I was tired of missing Alf and
Magnum p I.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
What was alf like a?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
I mean, excuse me for showing my age here? What
was alf like a?

Speaker 7 (22:16):
Like?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
It wasn't targeted for kids, right because he's this big
fuzzy creek or is it like more adult center?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Alf was a muppet Like he was a puppet, and
he was supposed to be an alien and he eight
people's cats, and he wasn't funny alien life form. He
it was not funny. I swear, I deny you to
to google and YouTube any funny Just one funny line.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Sounds like drop a needle, like they're all funny that
You're right, that is an impossible task because al all
of Alf's lines were equally as hilarious. All right, Uh, well,
it was thirty five years ago since the last Grimlins movie,
and you still gotta wait just a little bit for

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the eighties movies franchise to return. Greglin's three will be out,
but will not be out until twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
If they made it into a real horror film, I
might see it, like they brutally murder people instead of
doing it in a cute way.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Well, they do murder people, they just but they they're
all laughing at Yeah, I know, Christmas Tenselon.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I'm going Mark.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Why, I thank you?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Why? That's exactly their name. Yeah, their Mobray Mark Why.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Well, the good news is the script is completed and
that Steven Spielberg is on hand as executive producer. Who's directing?
It looks like they tapped Christopher Columbus. Oh wow, Chris Columbus.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
That's actually some heavyweights. Oh yeah, those two guys.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
No word if the Nina Pinter or Santa Maria.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh you did that whole story just to do that
stupid joke. That just pathetic.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Well no it's not. And telling don't get all wrapped
up in this sequel the Mummy start doing the worst.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Don't just don't kid you are putting money in the back.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
No, no, no, I think that I should be immune.
For example, if I'm doing a news story or something,
shouldn't there be immunity?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Is this news?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, it's a pretty big deal. Or kid me because uh,
I like the Mummy movie.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
The Mummy Won and Mummy two were pretty good. The
Mummy three when they went to Asia and tried to
fight the abominaal Stoneman guys.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Okay, I'm pretty read. I've never I saw the first one.
I thought was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Well, the wife wouldn't come back, so they replaced her
with some blonde girl.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
The duo is gonna be headlined. Oh, it's gonna be
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Wise again.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
But Brenda Fraser's kind of chunky monkey. Yeah, I know,
he's more looking like, more like Austin than.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Dale the Whale.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Good for him.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Uh, they're not gonna just go It looks like it's
gonna be. Uh, it's not gonna be a prequel. It's
gonna be and it's not gonna be a reboot, but
it is gonna be a sequel. It says they're going
to skip over though the unpopular third film Fantastic How
did you know that the third one was a turn?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
It was awful, all hall full. You can't get through
five minutes of it. You're like, oh boy, this is terrible.
The special effects for the Bottom of Snowman guys, which
I think ended up being good, not bad, And then
there was just it was awful. It was some Asian Chinese,
Chinese dictator whatever guy that came back to life. It

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was not like a what I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Know, keep trying to think of a pun for mummy.
So I'm just gonna give up.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Please do why Mammy.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Rest?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Bounce? Put it the rest. Actually, Austin comes in with
the with the funny, actual Dave Jennings kind of line.
Put it to rest. Thank you, Rodney, don't hate because
he had a better one than you did, and you
actually put thought to it.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
I did like the wrapped up one. I agreed with
that one you did.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
A man in France was digging a hole for a
swimming pool and the next day he was swimming.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
No, not in a swimming pool, but limited landscapes.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
He he should have.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
But the next day he was swimming in eight or
eighty eight hundred thousand dollars worth of gold, eight hundred
thousands worth.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Going what now he was digging his own pool.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah, because a lot of people do that. You know,
just coulda shove and say, you know what.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
See this sounds like bs, This sounds like this guy
stole this allegedly gold and then he had to come
up with a story. We'll see I was digging pool.
How did that get I fund the schoold?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
All right, let me just swat that hypothesis right out
of the air. Swat away, because this guy's pretty stupid.
The unidentified man discovered five gold bars and many gold
coins valued over eight hundred thousand dollars just buried in
his yard.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
What did he do?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Better call the authorities, let them investigate. So he did.
He called it.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
I would have been I would have been going to
Dan's pawnshop. Hey Dan, how much cold can you take?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
What did the authorities do?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
They take it?

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Fortunately for this guy, the investigation revealed the gold had
been melted down fifteen to twenty years ago and was
obtained legally, Aha, by the previous owner of the property.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Hang on, hang on, but is there a statute of limitation?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
No, the man was allowed to keep his fine. Oh yes,
and I guess put in what could you imagine.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
There's a statute of limitations?

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yes, yeah, but what if you find eight hundred grand
worth of gold? What are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
You Well, there's looks like people are looking for the
Nazi gold all the time, and it's obviously they obtained
that in uh, you know, taking it from people that
they conquered. Well, guess what, that's your gold as long
as it's not on government land. Now, if it's on
government land, they could take it from me.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
So what are you supposed to do if you find
like gold, Like, how do you turn that in for
its monetary value? You don't just take it.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
To all hold their play of there's plenty of.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Just go to a sketchy pawn shop.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Somebody had did a representation of all the gold in
the world and they put it in a cube and said,
here's the size of it would be if it was
in a warehouse. It's not that big. All the gold
in the world is not as large as you think
it is.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
So you should get my gold from a stream, and
it would take a pain in it. It just gonna shift
the gold out.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
How did you get across the stream?

Speaker 7 (28:28):
We would peck of the gold boot on muse in
the mouve. It's funnish on the mule.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Thank you bad Sam Elliott for that.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
But did they tell you where the original person stole
the gold from?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
No, it doesn't, he said it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
He said that they determined the goal was purchased legally
and then melted down.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
How you determined that? I have no idea?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Oh I thought you said illegally.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
No, it was obtained legal.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Well yeah, well I wonder Okay, so here this goes. Okay,
So the family of this guy that did it and
buried it in the backyard, they have no claim to
it because it was in the backyard, not in the
house or something.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I guess what you sold, the property you sow and
everything that comes with it.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Right, these are good things to know, right. That's actually
I'll recant my statement. This is a very informative story.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I see.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
There can't away next time. I will be careful. If
we start canting around.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I won't. I'll recant all I want.

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Speaker 3 (30:19):
Uh sneaking digging Greg Gitcher, I loved Alf some of
the funniest stuff on TV.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
That's not what he said. Yeah? Did he did he
say that? Oh? He did?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Look here, see he said Greg Greg Getcher said he
Dwight's an idiot.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Alf was stupid.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
No, it's not what he says. Man.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
And he said I was in the Secret Service and
I would have shot ALF if I saw him near
the president.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Showk Historian Joey Strader says, is he kidding? Freaking loved Alf?
I have the DVD collection? See there you go, man.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
He has the dvd ALF.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
If ALF was not a good show, there would be
no DVD collection because they don't just do that for everybody.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Point, there's DVD's Saxton.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Right now, Saxon, Saxon, there's no Oh.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I'm sorry, I said, Saxton, Sack Saxon. Whatever tomorrow or
I'm sorry. Wednesday, we're at Carriage Forward. Thursday, we're at
the gun shop. Friday we're at the hot tub place
on Preston Highway, Southern Comfort Hotub. It's gonna be a
busy week for us, and I'll head back out to
Carriage Forward on Friday afternoon because it's a big tent sale.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
John from the newsroom. Alf was an awesome show man.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I guess I'm a loner here.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
You're on the wrong side of history that I'm the only.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
One out of this entire group that has taste. I
deny any of you to to mine.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Now.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
One funny line from Alf, not one.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
That's like it's impossible, because all his lines were hilarious.
I did Telly Shoes from the Best of the Best.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Went on a date and this was like the girl
of my dreams. I loved her. It was like this
deal and she goes come home, I'm gonna cook for
dinner for you, and you gotta beat my mom. I
was like, okay, and at some point you heard the TV.
Something going on TV. And they went, oh yes, and
they all jumped up and we ran in and I
was like, what is happening right now? And they ran
into the TV room like that's go, it's going, it's time,

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and I was like, time for one and they were like,
ALF is on.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
See that's the one that got away.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I didn't have another date.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
That's the one that got away.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
I was the deal breaker. I think the deal breaker.
Why don't you go back out with so and so?
She watches alf watch his alf All right, man, we'll
see you tomorrow, Austin, very good job feeling in for
John William Halting at thirty, was taking care of his
new born at fever stuff.

Speaker 7 (32:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I remember when the kids were little, dude, it feels
like they're on fire, like they're they're just and you
try to take care of him as much as possible.
And that's what him and his wife are doing. So
we love you, buddy. Take care of Daisy and we'll
see you tomorrow. Maybe all right for Dwight Witting, austinncomrade,
and Tony Vannetti, we'll see you later on news radio
eight forty w h A.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
I love you mom,