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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, uh guy.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This this story ties into what I've always said about
these idiots that when they come up to a like
a cliff edge and the sign says, do not canoe
in here.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Right, dog, all up death Mountain.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You know what they do? They go up Death Man
and go up Death Mountain.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
But you know what, there's a sign like multiple signs,
don't go get them.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Here's the deal. I think that people that do that
because we all don't like you. Okay, we all don't
like you. Put everyone in the in the situation in
danger because you think the rules don't apply to you.
So I've always said they should charge him for every
man hour and gasp and everything else. That a cost
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for them to get rescued. That's what they should be.
That should be the fine.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Not to mention it could be a deal like Cliffhanger.
Remember that movie Cliffhanger, exactly where the bad guys used
him to get the helicopter.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's right, and he did it all in just like
a knit sweater. He fought all the bad guys in Okay,
So a guy was rescued from Mount Fuji. It is
the signature iconic mountain in Japan. Right, it's beautiful, so
he gets airlifted out. I thought when I read this
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story last week that it was a joke. He had
to get rescued a second time. Why because he left
his phone behind.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh my gosh, dude, you know what I think. You
sent me that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Story and I left his phone behind. I thought it
was a fake story because I thought it was a
joke of people will do anything to get their phones back.
He gets rescued off Mount Fuji where he's almost unconscious,
and then they go. He goes back the next day
because he forgot his phone, get his phone, and he
had to be rescued again.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Pretty spicy pictures on this phone.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So again, people need to their addiction to your phone.
That's one story. The second story is you climb Mount
Fuji and clearly you don't know what you're doing. You
had to be rescued, not once, but twice.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Will you stupid? Clearly they are the very next day.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You know. Seriously, again, if you're one of those adventurer people,
it's on you. If you get caught, you got it.
You should be able to pay for all the man
hours and gas and every helicopters or whatever it takes
to get your butt to safety.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Mount Fuji.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Is very impressive.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It is out of all the what's mountains?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What's the city next to mountain food? Fujistan it's not.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
True, it is true, and all the fuji Its they
celebrate once a year. Fujitsu. Now, Fujitsu is what the
Fujitiites do for martial arts. More on this at our
podcast Fuji Fuji.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Can't talk about a cell phone thing that bothers me. Yes,
and concerts. I cannot stand when there's a large group
of people that will film the entire things.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I don't get that. I mean, like, I'll take
pictures because I want to remember Loser.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I like what the band Ghost is doing right now.
They're doing the where you put your phone in the
little cases where you steal it in and you can't
record any of the show until after well you can't
record any of it at all, but you don't get
your phone back until the show's over.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So Prince did I think four nights at the Louisville
Palace and we went and there's big signs everywhere no
cell phones allowed, no cell phones allowed, And they told
you before the show, Hey, we're serious about this. If
you start using your phone during this show. Well, I
scort you out that. Well they here comes a couple
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of people, one or two songs in, start filming. There
comes security and they're the empty seats.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
The next song later, there are shots on TV where
every person in the crowd has their phone up, and
I just call them idiots. I'm just like, you're when
are you gonna look at that?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Well, here's my logic too, because as somebody who doesn't
like to do that, you'll still be able to go
on YouTube or whatever and see whatever song you enjoyed
being played at that concert because everybody else is recording it.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, Now, so when I go, I'll watch the show,
but I will take a few pictures and I'll put
them on Facebook. That way, it comes up with my memories.
It just reminds me of oh, this was when you
all were at Judas Priest or where it might have been.
That's not bad, is it? No? No?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
No, half of it is. I'm cooler than you and
this is the stuff that I experience. This is how
close I am to the artist.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Coming up, uh, coming up this month, I'll have my
front row at the Rolling Stones post Tony in Las Vegas.
Front row at the oh with the backstage passes that.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
The one time I consciously didn't do that. I now
wish I had the video, isn't it strange? So we
mag My kids were huge Harry Potter, and we went
to the Harry Potter place in Orlando, and the guy
the wizard picked her.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Out of the crowd. Okay, and her job.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
They had the whole thing rigged, so she had her
wand and she would do a spell and everything would
move in the room. And then at some point when
her when she has to choose her wand, a light
comes from the top, wind comes from below, so her
pigtails were floating in the air and there was like
this spotlight and it was so incredible, and she did
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the spell and the and the wand came off the
thing and landed in front of her. He was crazy.
It was so I put the phone I was starting
to film, and I put in my pocket and I said,
I'm just going to enjoy this.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And it was so cool.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The dude decks to me was like six foot eighty,
lean down and goes, That's the coolest thing I've ever
seen in my life. And I said, it really is.
Now I wish I had it.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
So, yeah, you say all that story, you know what
I heard? What it all? Bost done this? You encourage
your daughter to practice witchcraft and that's it. And you know,
I think that's a mistake. And I think as the
Catholic people society, if you're listening, you got a question
who you're letting in the fold there? Yeah, because let
me tell you, when you get a bad apple and
(06:14):
a bunch of apples, the good apples don't turn the
bad apple good, no, sir ree.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
And by the way, when you go to that Harry
Potter area, yeah, nobody gets out of character. Like even
if you just see him standing there or whatever. They're
all in character twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Gosh, that's annoying. It kind of is.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hey, it's a little bit as like where is the restroom?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Hey, sir, I wanted to get a beer for me
and my wife. Oh pint of do? Yeah? Well, so
to get the bar man two doors down. That's it.
Could you just tell you I got a freaking beer?
That's it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
That's true. That's how it is.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well. Saint Petersburg, Florida, guy by the name of John
Connington was apparently he didn't take too kindly by being
denied the job he was interviewing for. After he got
denied at the interview the job, the fifty one year
old allegedly did the only sensible thing. He filled multiple
(07:12):
bottles with urine, went to the front doorway and splashed
the contents all over the building and doors. According to
a police affi, David also splashed legs on their The
bare legs of employees were splashed, as well as merchandise.
That's I mean, if you don't think you're going to
get a job before you get turned.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Down, maybe there's somebody in this room that's done that before.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Do you think you're getting the job? You're insane.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh, take two dollars out, bad joke.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Jar.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I don't know how the delivery was, but I'll take
this good.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Delivery.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, I did not throw urine. I urinated on our
boss's door and doorknob and in front of the door. Now,
I had a lot of pleasure. This happened at the
company Chrismus party, me, Tony Vanetti and only a hand.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You encouraged me. I did not. I said, I said, don't, don't,
don't don't I hate this guy, And so I went
up John.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Do you believe I said encourage or did I go No?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, entire time was not. I was serious as a
heart attack.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I think you knew what was going to happen, but
you chose not to say something because you knew it
would be really funny.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So up the hallway out was a bad boss.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
He was a horrible boss.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
This is twenty five. So every time he walked twenty
five years.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Every time he walked into his office, I just got tickled.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
The statue of limitations as well, passed away seven years.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
What is the statue? It depends on on peeing on
your boss's door handle. Yeah, I think that's three to
five years.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
No, no, no, if you're the boss hiring him now, it
never expires.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Let me see.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Hang on, So if I make you or are you
gonna statue at yurin on my door?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's a yah. It's three or five years peeing on
your boss's door thinking right here on the Google machine,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I went out to the UH when we were getting
the wrestling ladies to come in, and the sales manager here,
Jeff Bets exactly the way I do which is name,
or you get the two favorites and throw in you know,
like a longer shot and just make the bet and
just move on. I don't all that information above the thing.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I don't even know like what we want to get
the program. They say, hey, here's what it did in
this race and this length and this race.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Well, and Gavigan said it didn't. He goes, hey, you
know why because the horse doesn't care. I bet winning
the trick like he doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I will say this. In the late eighties, we went
to the track and somebody told us if you go
to this certain restroom, you know the guy the hands
your towels and he's got the clone all that business.
They said, if you tip him ten bucks, he'll give
you a winning horse and a race. I said, well, yeah,
we'll do it. So I did it, and he gave
us a horse and we didn't bet it. Well that
(10:03):
what does he know? But it hit? Yeah, if we would,
just people know what I paid for.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
People were yelling at me at the track yesterday because
I was telling them that I thought it was all rigged.
They were screamed, shut up, it is not.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'm like, are you kidding? First?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Of all, it's gambling. It's all rigged. It's horse racing. Okay,
have you seen some of the people at backside. Yeah,
he looks trustworthy. It's rigged.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
How do you rig a horse race like everybody's in
on it? Yes, genius, Oh so he's not like all
my teachers. They saw so much potential in me. They
would see me in the hallway and say, hey, genius,
you're late for class.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So they believe. Everyone believes these jockeys make a lot
of money. They do not. They make ten percent of
the purse, right, so most of the time.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It's a nice puss. Is that your puss? Stop?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So you're telling me the long shot? They used to
Somebody told me it was a you know, every once
in a while they called a Christmas race to where
the long shot. Everyone would be in on it, and
it's like, okay, this is the Christmas race. Load up.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Do you think that's how it was with rich Strike
a few years ago. He's the replacement horse and was
the long shot.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I don't know, I just I just The other thing
with horse racing is the drugs, Like you don't know
what the horse is on. So they're always trying to
get an advantage of how it will not be detected.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You know where the bloodstreet and were the horses and
the drugs and when I started that damn rap Music's true,
that's exactly worse.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's true. But I mean, look, sometimes you gotta get
you gotta wake up. Look at cycling before Armstrong got caught,
everyone was like, what do you mean everybody's there was
like everyone in the industry knew. They're like, everybody does
drugs on these bikes, everybody, And we're like, what.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well, at least boxing is legitimate.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
What about all the nonsense in the SEC for football
and basketball, all the McDonald's bags full of money?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh oh yeah, man, No, no, no, the games, the
college games is in trouble because there's so much gambling
now and you can do it in so many ways.
College basketball, the ref, the ref can control they out
come for the most part, he can.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
How would they ever catch you? Like if if you're
a ref and you're on the take, yeah, and you
went ahead and made the bet in Vegas through somebody else,
just one of your friends, just say hey, John Auden
at fifty grand this weekend on such and such, I'm
gonna be the ref I'm well tank the game. How
they find out, I guess.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Everyone else finds out about these situations. Somebody got screwed over. Yeah,
and then they turn they turn you over. They turned
state's evidence on you because you don't get caught in
doing the act. Because the refereeing is so bad.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That's why they don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It's either ineft or you're trying to rig the game.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now they leave loose ends. And that's why every time
that I've rigged betting event, I've killed everybody involved. Oh hey,
Tony and John, can I see you after the show?
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Speaker 2 (14:58):
What did you give me? Oh my gosh, that ha's
got some heat to it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You are what you eat?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Oh my lord?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
So I am eating. I'm eating jerk chicken. And I
gave Tony van Eddie, so.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Just one piece john my mouth.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I gave him like an Eddie bitty piece.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Man, don't get me wrong. Oh yeah, it's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Here's the thing. It does heat. It doesn't go away.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
No, that's what I'm saying. It was about two minutes
ago you gave it to me, and it's still rolling.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It's not going away for a while.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All right, Welcome back News Radio eight forty w h
as that Tony and Dwight jow brought you by the
Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Please buckle up and put
the found down.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I asked you a question real quick before you go on.
Sure I didn't click on the article. I breezed by it.
I can click on to day if you haven't seen it.
But evidently Bill Belichick. What college is he at now?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
North Carolina?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
North Carolina. So just from the headline, this is what
I gleaned.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It's a mess.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
But I want to see if you all can go
more in depth on this. So for what I understand
is no NFL teams wanted Hard Knocks anymore. Don't come
in our camps. We don't want anymore had no.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I don't know that. I thought you were gonna say
no one wanted Belichick as a coach.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
So then they convinced Hard Knocks to do Belichick in
North Carolina?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
But I remember there was talk that they were going
to do a Hard Knocks version for college with UNC
and Bill Belichick. But I thought that was shot down.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Well, evidently it was recently shot down because someone else
within the organization Bill Belichick pissed off or somehow, and
now they're just scrapping the whole deal.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I wouldn't doubt it.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Guy's a train wreck, right, I mean, right.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Now, his life is a train wreck. Of course, everyone's
gonna like, really he's worth thirty million dollars seventy seventy
million dollars in dating a supermodel. But if you watch
the interview this past weekend on sixty minutes was a disaster.
It was a disaster. He looks like an old weirdo.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
We look homeless. He didn't.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
He is an old weirdo? Can we just I mean, yeah,
I don't want to. You know, everyone's interested in what
they're interested in. But he's with like a twenty six
year old.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Right, twenty four and he's seventy three, so.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
And she's barking at him, orders what's to do?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
So there's there's what a fifty one year old difference?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Apparently apparently she's been running the show and people at
North Carolina are not happy about it that are in
the football program.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
What did you think you were getting into, though, Like
when you hired him, Like, yeah, he's this legendary NFL
head coach, But what did you think you were getting
with all of this?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I just don't. I don't. I think it's going to
be a complete disaster. I said it the second it
was announced, and I thought, maybe I didn't know it
would go down the toilet this fast.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
It's gonna get the Dion Sanders treatment though at first,
because they're gonna make all of the priests he's in headlines, oh,
following North Carolina until they end up being a disaster
like you mentioned.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
But if you're dating, relate, if you're dating somebody that's
forty nine years younger than you, or even worse, forty
nine years older than you, it's got to be miserable. No, right, no,
nothing in common nothing?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh duh. The problem is she's in charge date the
twenty four year old. But at least you're in charge.
Now she's the one running the show. I mean it
is creepy and weird. Creepy, Weirdoh yeah, Like what happens?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
What's the end game? I mean, I guess whenever he
eventually passes away, however many years done.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
It's only seventy three though that could be I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Mean it could be twenty more years whatever. But like,
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I think, if you're a young gold digger, you need
to look for somebody that he's ninety eight or ninety nine, right, uh?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I think he will is labeled as the greatest NFL
football coach of all time, and he was writing that
and then his quarterback went to another team that had
no shot in even making the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh gosh, what happened?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Then only two years he won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
And what happened to the Patriots?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Your former players? Yeah, and the Patriots went down the
toilet and never got back out of the toilet, and
it looked like obviously we're all common sense says it
was a combination of the two, or was it? No?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I say, if you asked me, and I'm the worst
to chime in on a sports ball question, but if
you ask me, this is the Phil Jackson's bulls scenario.
Phil Jackson, Lee's you still got Phil Jackson's bulls for
a couple of years, right.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, Phil, I think Pheel's that's an interesting topic.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Well, I mean, you know, I mean I think he's
responsible for them. I think he but.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Phil actually went to la and did it again. Three peats.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
No, but I'm saying taking over Phil Jackson's bulls, yeah yeah,
it would be quite easy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, So I think he's feeling Why else would you
date a twenty four year old because you're galactically insecure.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
There's no drive hum Vy or hum Hummer. You might
as well. Oh he's getting hummers, no offense to people.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
He's probably got three of them.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
No, no offense to people drive hummers, but it says
a lot.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I wouldn't mind driving a hummer.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Imagine if Bill Belichick was on the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I did you hear his answers the other night?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
He's not, He's not. This is an interview. Yeah, if
he was on the Golden Bachelor, the bachelorets would be
pulling straws short of straw has to go on a
date with him. It'd be quite opposite. They had.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
They showed a picture of him holding her up in
this yoga pose. So his he's on his back on
the beach and she he's got her his feet on
her belly, and she's doing the Titanic you know, Superman
thing right right, So he goes this is Does it
look like Bill Belichick esque?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Whatever, he goes. He got that voice he did in
the press conferences. I'm really on social.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Media, that was his answer.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I'm not really on so I mean, I mean what
it was awful and in the in the ripped up sweatshirt,
like what who told you to do that? If you're
a mom or a dad, do you want your kid
playing for that guy?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
He's a Weirdoh no, But here's the thing you're gonna
be on sixty minutes. And he wore that ratty sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yes, he needs to represent North Carolina, the school, the
athletic department, in the football program.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
And I can't believe the twenty four year old allowed
him to wear that.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Well, here's the thing, though, he's always always going to
be bigger than you NC, So he's gonna do whatever
the hell he wants.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Not in UNC, it's not gonna be bigger than UNC.
At UNC, the school was always bigger than one person.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
What about Rick Pattino when he was here?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yes, Rick was the world, but he was not bigger
than the universe. But university is a billion dollar.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
But they carry themselves like they're bigger than them.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be interesting to see how this
plays out. It could be really, really bad. And by
the way, you're he's never been limited by coaching time.
There's something like twenty hours a month or a week
or I don't even twenty practices. I'm sorry, it's the
least practice sport is college football. Good luck trying to
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(23:37):
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Residential dot Com. Don't install your own system. Let these
guys do it. Maps Residential dot Com.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Okay, here, I just looked at up is Bill Belichick's girlfriend,
Jordan Hudson is allegedly heavily involved in killing the Hard
Knocks HBO deal.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, okay, she's She's not just a ditsy ditsy twenty
four year old that's dating.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
She's taken over. Look at the forehead on her though.
You can show a movie on that thing. Oh no
you could.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't think people look at her forehead.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
John camp Cougar Medland could even make SiZ size of
her head.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
All right. I don't know if I have time to
do this this story.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Sure you do.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
This girl got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend,
and TikTok went got online and said, here's what you
should do before you leave the house.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
No, come on.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Man, unplug the router and peel the password sticker off.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Come on, dude, that just mean yeah, we really mean
at our house, it's still the regular passwork. You can't
figure out how to fit.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I thought it was password.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
No, I can't figure out how to make that password
password like all my other password right ours. This is
like one little R gigantic and three seven gigantic Q
little pee. It goes on for like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Another TikToker said, and this is just evil. Take the
microwave plate out of the microwave. That's one that spins.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, you can't go buy those, can you.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
No, No, you got to buy a new microwave. Bro
That would be so annoying.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
That's pretty good, because yeah, like if you put a
plate in there without that.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh, here's go into the kitchen and loosen the caps
on the salt and pepper shakers. Oh that's not too bad,
but it's mean. Uh. Oh, take the lint trap from
the dryer, by the way, don't do that. It might
start a fin No kidding, man, here's another one.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Take her shampoo and replace it all with that nair
stuff that actually makes your bear fast.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Oh my gosh, John, Oh my god, hang on, you
are evil?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Can you hold on for one second? Yes? Note to self,
never piss off John Auden right or do his voice? Dude,
Sorry about that. That's an evil quick note to myself.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Uh, take all the people. A lot of people don't
realize you could just slip the knobs right off your stove.
They come right off, they come right off it, and
pull it because they come right off.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
How do you start doing that? Like when I win
decks the stove, I'm always turning crap on.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
You know what's good for the stove is that? What's
the steel rush.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Oh yeah, he's a real good for the glasstops. Yeah,
that's really good for it. I do I do you
still wool on your glass I hate.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
The glass top. I'm never gonna I'm never having no
one of those again. Take the garage door opener. Uh,
if there is an Alexa, set an alarm for every
three minutes for the next week. I might take a
little bit of time and then change the password after so.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
On Amazon, you can buy these little tags. There's this
little recorded you know, uh devices. They're really quite small,
but they're loud, and you can get one as a cricket.
You can get one as a But here's the thing.
It's not the same meal like me, different one. Yeah, yeah,
thank you. Skittles for the example are Show's cat. But
(27:16):
you can hide these in people's houses and it only
goes off. I know it's not every five minutes. It
could be, yes, it could be once a day, three
times a day. You never know.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I cut a piece of potato off and put it
in the toes of the shoes that he doesn't wear
a lot.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Oh my gosh, they get bossy.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
And last one, Yeah, sign him up for Grinder and
put his number on the profile on the Way Out
show you're on grinder. That's a good saying.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I haven't had much luck lately. They're calling me something
called a fat bear. I don't know what that means.
Here I will tell you this though. It's very common
in breakups for your significantly the key your car happens
all the time. What are you gonna do when that happens?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Radio segue?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
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these simple body shop. I just had my jeep restored. There.
I was in a parking lot and somebody plowed in
to me. I come out and there it is all
goofed up. I got two estimates that, by the way,
I had to drive to the facility for first one
was forty two hundred. Second one was thirty eight hundred.
Then I contacted my buddy John at the Simple body Shop.
(28:28):
All I had did was simply upload pictures to these
simple bodyshop dot com. I had an estimate back in
about an hour and a half. What was that estimate?
Only nine hundred dollars thousands and thousands of dollars less
than the other body shops. Folks, it's a no brainer.
If you have damage to your car, save the money,
go with the simple bodyshop dot com.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
It's exciting wrapping things up on a Thursday, because we
will be back in studio tomorrow. We'll completely give no
effort whatsoever into an actually good show tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Hey on, our boss might be on the way back
from the track. Oh.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
We are gonna put everything tomorrow to delivering a message
ay hope, And.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
We pride ourselves. We pride ourselves on Derby coverage and
it starts tomorrow. A boy cally.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
That's right, all right, folks, We'll see you tomorrow. The
boys are coming up next, and of course Terry Miner
is at three o'clock for John Alden and Dwight Whitton.
I'm Tony Venetti on news Radio eight forty w h AS.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I love you, Ma,