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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is Derby. It's the first day that actually they
call it. No, no, no, no, you said Brbie Toby Werby.
Now it's Derby, dude.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Stupid Merbi Turby Warby makes sense. Thrby. It's a stretch man,
all right.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Obviously, if you listen to the morning show, it was
way busy backside and that's what happens. It really ramps
up on that on Thursday of Derby week back there
stars and cars and Carl kasper Cus Tomato show. It's crazy.
The backside is ready to go. I was out there yesterday,
had a great time, spent way too much on a
can of beer.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I thought they whoa, I thought they went to all inclusivey.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
No, that starts well. Section I was in was not.
And but the area that I was in, right, the
area I was in, uh today, I think is all inclusive.
But she kept saying, I would go, you know the
big mouth miller lights. Oh yeah, right, let's the sixteen
ounced guys seventeen dollars and then it and then it
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went to eighteen, and then the third one I bought
was eighteen dollars and seventy two cents, And I was like,
this is the third difference. This is the third price.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I've got it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I can of beer.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That's what Ticketmaster costs. Dynamic price.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Exactly right.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's all based on demand.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But when it's not busy like that on a on
a Wednesday, so it's not overcrowded. The place is really
it's really nice. The bathrooms are great, the food is great,
and the amenities are are awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Now, probably one that gets lost trying to find out
where we're supposed to be. I'm like, what, no, how
the hell do I get there?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Everyone? It's like a memory, single person because I think
they change it obviously every year. So you just described
exactly what you heard all day. Is to day? Where
how do I get.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
To Like, I'll see you and I'll be like, you know,
fifty yards away from there? Wow, there he is.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Now, how the hell do I get to him? That's
exactly right, because you can't no, no, no, no, hey, hey,
I know it seems simple that you could walk up
these stairs and meet your friend right there, but we're
gonna make you walk a mile and a half around
and then go up the backside.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
John Schneider from Dukes of Hazers up there. We can't
possibly let you up.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I do want to say, I'm not I'm not saying
all weather people do this on purpose. And I know
they get the TV weather man. I know, I know
kids grow still up stunning to be.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Stop what you freaking neanderthal?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
What did I say?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's twenty twenty three and you just said weather man,
non gender specific weather person.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Sorry you asked, No, you're right, you're right TV Weather.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Sorry, if you're listening, I'm sorry you had.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The weather person, TV weather person. Yeah, people want they
grow up, right, John Alden. They say they they're seven
years old and they're practicing to be the TV weather person.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, absolutely right. This new day and age is the dream.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Come true to be the weather person.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Same. My dad killed that dream for me because little
Fat Dwight, Little Fat Dwight used to have a map
and I would pretend that I was a weather person.
But every time I would point to Florida to show
that weather, my ass was so was so big it
would block out Texas. That's true, he said, it'll never work.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
For Yeah, you could show a movie on that thing
where you were like nine or ten whatever. All right,
so uh so, yes, So the day before we were
going out there. Jackie went with her clients and all that.
I went with the Catholic People's Society, had a great time.
But the night before they were all there's going to
be two huge storms coming through Hale. I missed pale
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and flooding and storms and tornadoes.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Did you yeah, I've seen I seem to miss those.
Uh those, I'm like I did. I did see the hot, humid,
sunny weather. I took Lemmi outside just say, I'm like,
what in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know how many events TV Weather guy ruins
in this town.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Here's the safe bet, though, this is the safe bet.
I could promise you without a shadow of that out
Derby Eve's be raining cats and dogs. Don't step in
the poodles. Oh stop, that was for free. No, but listen,
it's gonna be rating. It's gonna be trechial downpours. I
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could promise you every single Derby Eve. I don't know
what it is about Derby Eve.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
And sometimes they blow all the wind blows all the
darn tents everywhere and everywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Ben Rogers when he had Phoenix Hill, he's every year
Derby Jam Derby and every year.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
They I will say this before I move on to
the next story. They Churchiardus has it down to a science.
We parked at the fair grounds, got on the bus.
Two minutes later, we're over at the track and we're
about one hundred yards from the front gate, and then
they have all these I guess all the tickets are
on your phone now, so.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
That's pretty much how every place is gone nowadays. It
makes me nervous no matter where you go, sporting events, concert,
all that the phone tickets, Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And they're just a line, dude of iPads.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well, see, here's the thing. I remember Susan and myself
and Jimmy Smith went over to see Dwight Yoakam at
the Gambling Boat and our tickets were on our phone.
I get over there and don't have any signal.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That's the problem. You gotta downloads have been to put
it in your wallet, in the in the phone, on
the phone. I'm just it's what you should have seen.
The glaze over.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Its Live Nation or whichever ticket place you buy the
tickets from. They tell you to download downloaded tickets.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
At home into the that's either Google Wallet or Apple Wallet,
whatever they call it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's just factory recommendations. And if you all follow those You're.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Stupid, Susan should never put you in charge of the ticket. No.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
After that night. After that night she didn't like I
buy the Iron Maiden. Should go okay, transfer them to me.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Now, all right, here's the next story. And I don't
think we should dismiss it. I don't know. Did you
hear the sound of the police officer shooting where the
man had the knife?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I did not. I heard that someone actually hit the
vest twice.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You know, this isn't dismissed on me. This is real life.
This isn't a movie. You know this is this is
not a movie. And it hit me when the police
officer was so calm and he said, what do you
have in your in your pocket? Is that a knife?
He said yes, The person said yes, that's a knife,
and then plainly and calmly, the police officer says, if
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you reach for that knife, I'm going to shoot you.
Very calm, he went for the knife. There was a struggle.
The partner shot the guy in the head. But here's
the other part of that. The guy is a retired marine,
served in combat and he's got PTSD. I mean, the
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story is more important than when we just dismiss as
some sound in the news.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Right, I agree, And that's something that those two officers
now will carry with them for the rest of their life.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Correct, And let me tell you, it's not easy doing
something like that.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, and we'll have the sound I'll get I'll make
sure John plays it at the bottom of the hour.
Just please stick around for that. It is so it's
so intense, but it's not intense because the cop was
so calm about it. You reach for that knife, I'm
gonna shoot you. And then he did and again. And
I don't know if it was. I don't want to
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put things or thoughts into the person's mind, but a
lot of people have suicide by the cop. No. Absolutely,
that happens all the time. Absolutely, it happens all the time.
And that was the one that happened in Saint Matthew's.
So that was close to my house. And it's just
it's just something to think about as we roll through
all these sound of the great steamboat rigs yesterday.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh damn it, are you serious? I missed the steamboat race.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I didn't want to bring it. Give me a heads up, man,
I didn't want.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You know, for me. That's the greatest sporting event of
the year.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I know, I know how you feel about it.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Who needs the Stanley Cup? Who needs the Super Bowl?
When you can see, I'm sorry, two boats barreling down
the Ohio. It speeds up to two to three miles
an hour and you did not.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The sixty second sixty second annual UH steamboat race, which
some of them are steam boats. But the Bell louisll
wasn't even in it? Well a scratch? Can I let
me ask you this? That riddled me?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
This?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Then? All right? What about the Star of Louisville. I'll
no remember the Star of Love. I think that's the
CQ Princess, Isn't it is?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
That really is?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And they just buy it and put and call it
to see Q Princess.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I can't remember. Oh, by the way, Captain's Quarters is open, baby,
Captains Quarters is open. Get out there, support your river businesses.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So who won? It's uh who won the race? It was?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Let me see it's not on front page. Let me okay,
let me check, let me check the lower part. Uh
not below the fold? Let me paid page seven.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, we uh will be back out there at the
Churchill Downs tomorrow with Tony Cruz and all them to
get your oak stay on. The traffic was not is
very light today. I think people are already yeah so much.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I was freaking out because I spent a little bit
too much time playing with Limmy this morning, and then
when I want to leave, I was late. Took me
seventeen minutes to get here.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, it's not bad. So we'll have all that for you.
And I need you to promise me something.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It has to do with the wrestling ladies. I don't
know how to help you.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
He reads my mind. He knows is that? What is that?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Seriously?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
What it knows what I'm going to say?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yes, he knows what I'm gonna say. I need you
on your best behavior today.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh no, I'm flirting with wrestling ladies. No we talking.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Why what's the point of having two lady wrestlers in
if you're not gonna give him great lines like this?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
It didn't go, well, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Are you an angel? Because you've been walking across my
mind all wait, oh here it is here. It is
h sure, wish I had a shake like that on
my front porch. That's not that's.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Not the line Okay, please act like you have some
sense when the professional wrestling ladies come in here? Please please?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Who's coming in? Thunder and Lightning?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I forgot?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Are you gonna get thrown through that big glass window?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Dwight? Oh, he's gonna push it.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Great names like thundered Turbo heys? Uh, Miss Thunder? Is
that your real name? Please do, Miss Thunder? Are you
related to the Connecticut thunders? Hey? We got Okay, here's
the deal. I've come up short a little bit on
jokes of the day. No, I'm sorry. YouTube probably didn't recognize.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, we didn't even notice.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You didn't know that they were Yeah, because you know,
the layman would not understand.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But so I thought, you know what, did it come
through to my email? Come through?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
It didn't, But I think I found it on my own.
Is this the way we treat horses?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, never mind, Oh you didn't get it. You did
send it to him.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I sent it to him.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
The email machine didn't come through to me for some reason.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Technology, I swear.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Let me check right here, said all.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Right, so how long is the day?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
It was like five minutes long.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay, it's not that long.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Hang on, I'm refording it to you, John, Oh, it's
too late. No, it's not too late either. My android
is lightning fast.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
By the way, I won my first race yesterday, Betty.
How how did I win? How do you think I won? Well?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I cheated that obviously, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
How did I use my analytical mind and break down
on the race?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And I'm pretty sure last night it no. Well, you
had to go by the name, right, I did the name.
That's it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So I'm I love Mo Demmling of the Demeling golf family.
They're the first family of golf. The name of the
horse was Mo Mo Moe, spelled differently each one. And
I said, okay, five across the board. I won forty bucks.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Easy enough, right, Yeah, dude, that's it. That's all right.
So here's Jim Gaffigan with a little uh tie right
about the Kentucky Derby in lieu of my joke of
the day.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
In lou three races of the Triple Crown, and every
spring I always have the same thought.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
We're still doing.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
This is Woodrow Wilson President.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
But people love the Trimple Crown, the Kentucky Derby where
people bet on horses while they're dressed like characters.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
From Gone with the Wind. It's like prom for gamblers.
Do you like my hat? I'm living in my sister's garage.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Because I have a debilitating gambling addiction.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Shall we have another? Mean julib.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
That was announced the winner of each race on the news.
You're gonlways tell the horse was named by a guy
on his eighth wife. The horse is always named like
Viagua's revenge calimony, be Dad. They show a picture of
the winning horse on the news, they could show us
a picture of any horse. We wouldn't know the difference.
I don't know what we're supposed to do with that
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horse image. It's not like we're gonna run into that
horse in a bar. Excuse me? Did you win the
Kentucky Derby?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I did? I won the Kentucky Derby. Now I'm in
a bar enjoying a half.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Invision, there is the classic photo of the winning horse
right there. They're always wearing that huge horseshoe wreath of
flowers they stole from someone's grape site, standing next to
the winning horses. The owner of the horse, who did
not train the horse, did not ride the horse, and
based on body language, has never really met the horse. There,
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the owner stands looking like they've never paid taxes, sitting
on top of the winning horses. The jockey who's dressed
like he just came from a local pride parade. There
was interview with the jockey, expecting some insight.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
They're like, how'd you win?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
The jockey's like, I whipped the horse and he ran.
It's very rare for a horse to win all three
races of the Triple Crown, mainly because they're horses and
they don't care. Mostly they just want someone to stop
whipping them because they're horses. I didn't know this. After
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the Triple Crown, all those horses retire. They retire at
the age of three, which feels early. They retired, and
then they're sent out to stud Those horses get paid
to have sex, which in some ways is better than
winning the Triple Crown. That's like the Quadruple Crown. That's
got to be an adjustment for those horses, Like, hey,
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remember when.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
We wept you on?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Want you to run well now and we whip you.
We're gonna have you do something a little different. How
many horse jokes is that's not gonna do. I never
thought i'd miss a murder joke. There's a lot more
horse jokes, and if you haven't noticed, I know nothing
(15:21):
about horses.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
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Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh yeah, dance in the night away.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Much respect for those that do every day of Derby
week at Churchill Downs. We have a friend to right now,
have a mutual friend that she's out there every day.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
This okay, well hang on now. We used to have
to do that too though. Oh no, no, so we know
how rough it is.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
But by today or Friday, we were done. We were done.
But also hang on the industry. We were in rock radio,
so it was all day and then we had concerts
on night until all night.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
And this happened when you and I were in morning
rock radio.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, it sucked.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So you had to get up at three o'clock instead
of four o'clock because you had to be early at
Churchill Downs and set up and load in and all
this crap. And then we had bar gigs at night.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
There's no so respect to the folks that are doing
it every single day. And you got to get you
got to get a different outfit, yeah everything. Yeah, yes,
not really. You can't wear the same outfit two days
in a row.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Probably would would you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
What have I told you? I've been wearing these very
same jeans all week.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh no, I think you can get I used to
not believe that, but I think you can get three
to four wearing you know, wears out of a jean's
before you wash them.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I have to only have one pair of jeans. I
mey buy another pair.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Well, see you're you're you know when to wash them,
because animals start to follow you, right, they smell, They.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Smell and all that stuff on them, they smell something dead.
I really know when to watch them when the vultures,
the Turkey vultures start landing on the cars next to me, exactly,
walk and then a fly lamp follow me.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Uh so, yes, respect to all those folks that do that,
every single gay.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Shout out to Austin Montgomery, dear friend of the show.
He works over at w A m Z. He sent
me pictures of the two female wrestlers that are coming in.
He just did. He's got a podcast called the Baby Faces. Yes,
very good podcast podcasts. He sent me pictures of him
interviewing these ladies and wow, they're quite stunning.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I need you to act like you have some sense
when they get here. I just got a text ther
other way.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I could tell by looking at both of them there's
gonna be a lot of sexual tension between the three
of us.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I don't think that's true, and I don't think that.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I think My very first thing I need to do
is go just tell him right at the door, look
I'm flattered, showing my wedding ring and just say, you know,
what Ladies candy stores closed.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You better be careful that Linda Drizzle doesn't hear this.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Hey, Linda drezzl Linda Drezzel,
just kidding. And by the way, it's been gosh been
a few days since you won the lottery. I still
haven't heard from you. Uh, everyone else listening, don't listen
to this one part right here, Linda Drizzle. This is
just for you, Linda, I love you. Okay, everybody else
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can listen.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Now, that was it. I think the accent did it?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You think it got to her?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, I think so. I think you're good there.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
All right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
The new going out is staying in.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Hey, finally I'm ahead of the game.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yes, you are actually a trendsetter.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
If cargo shorts ever come back in style, oh I'm
a genius.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Everything comes back in style. That's why mullets came back
in style. Guys, anything is Anything's possible. You thought after
the mullet went away, you went, well, that's never never
coming back.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Like a good mullet, Like a good mullet. I like,
you know who, I really like a good mullet.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
On this is up front.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I like my lady to have a nice Kentucky waterfall. No, yeah,
that shows class. There is a website when she walks
into the bowling alley.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, bowling alley. Perfect.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
It just screams.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I think there, John, tell me if I'm wrong. I
think there is Ah. There's a grandmother. There's a grandmother
like Kentucky Waterfall haircut website.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Like a mullet.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
There's a grandmother mullet website. You could go and check
out where grandmother's Well.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Okay, let's see different styles with mullets.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
All right, it's not good. More than seventy two percent
of Americans would rather stay home and hang out with
their friends at home than go.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Out by friends. We mean your dog.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's right. There are some essentials you need for a
great night of staying home. Food and drinks. Food is
very very important.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Drink responsibly, only have.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Wand but here's the thing. If you don't drink responsibly,
it's okay because you're home.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, but then you when you get to that whole
you know, talking loud and peeing off the porch thing,
it gets in trouble with the hoa.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And when's the last time apart, when's the last time
you rank responsible this.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Man, it's been a while. Well, no, you know what,
last night I had one triple and that was it?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Uh really yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah? How about right?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Plus, you gotta have comfortable seating. If you're gonna be home,
you gotta have a good couch or a chair or
a hammock.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
My wife likes laying on my stomach like a big
bean bag, and she like rolls around. You know how
tough it is to get out of a bean bag.
That's how tough it is for her to get off
top of me. Do you have you shinking in?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Do either one of you have a hammock?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No? No, So Susan, when we got married, she had
a hammock, I know, and I said, get it out
of here. It's a it's a spider trap. That's how
that thing is.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
She had it at her old house and we had
his birthday party over there, and we eventually we went
where is the birthday boy? And we didn't notice that
he had wandered over to the ham Yeah, it's about
forty yards away in the back of the yard, swinging
in it and staring blankly into the sky.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I was just praying for the sweet release of death.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Death. Yeah, wow, did you do this to me, Susan.
I don't like hammicks. It's hard to get in and
out of those things. And well, plus it not good
on your back.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
And then if you it's summer and you spend a
little time in there and you weren't shorts, then your
leg fat just has a bunch of diamonds on it.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You know, it's not good. No, Oh, you're right, Yeah,
you know. Yeah, you're exactly right. Okay, So lock in
Saturday morning at six am. We'll have everything you need. Weather,
maybe it'll be right, maybe it'll be wrong. Traffic most
of the time is right. We'll keep you on how
to get in and out of the Kentucky Derby and
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Churchill downs because you know, most of it is out
of town or so they don't know where the hell
they're going. So we'll have a broadcast all day long.
I think I'm on from twelve to or twelve to three,
and then of course Tony Cruz and his last Kentucky
Derby broadcast. We'll sign off for us at five o'clock
and turn it over to the network. So please tune
(23:12):
it in. Yeah it is. And by the way, it's
a good day, and it's a good broadcast. For most
years it's the it's the most listened to podcast in
the world on that day.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Until I come on.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah right, and then.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
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Speaker 1 (24:07):
Remember refrigerators they were giving Yingling refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Unbelievable what they showed up. It's really cool. They're really
cool to come out and join us. Well, if you
were a fan of Roadhouse the remake, did you all like.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
It or not?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I didn't watch but ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
John seen it not seeing it?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Did you see the original? Nope, So you've never seen
Sam Elliott kick the guy in the ease, slick his
hair back and goes first look of Schoombridge.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
You'll learn over time that I'm not very cultured on
old movies. Music is a different story for especially with rock,
which is good for you guys, But when it comes
to movies, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Jeordan Olden stupid mule though you used to have to
deal with. He never would watch more movies you.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yesterday you profess that you were sort of an old
soul weird guy.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I don't really know where that stems from, from being honest,
because I'm one of the like, of the three other
siblings that I have, I'm the only person that's kind
of like this. I feel like you got knocked on
the head when you were Maybe that my umbilical cord
it was in a knot, and no people say ges
wrapped around your head. I was in a knot whenever
I came out, so maybe that has something to do
with it.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I took my umbilical cord and wrapped around my neck.
But then the doctor's stocking.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Well, we're trying to get you back in the groove
of you know, a different wardrobes, the sweatpants and T shirts.
I like sweat got a step it up?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
What are you talking? But no he doesn't. Man, there's
one advantage. You're working in radio. Nobody cares what you
look like. You know, as a matter of fact, you
know what as are coming on?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
No, please don't know the rest of the girls are
coming on. Please finish the story you were doing.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Okay, now how about that pantsless Boxers?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
By the way, the Boxers dude that they had the
barn doors open.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Oh crap on?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
All right. Well, if you're a fan of a Roadhouse
the remake, good news for you. Amazon MGM Studios is
moving forward with Roadhouse to the sequel. Of course, it's
a reboot starring Jake Jillenhall, but they signed on Guy
Ritchie to direct this time around because the former director
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he wanted the original to be released in theaters, but
then Amazon owned it so they said no, we're going
straight to streaming. It pissed him off. Jillen Hall returns
as a ex UFC fighter Dalton, who took him a
job as a bouncer at a bar in the Florida Keys.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Uh, Connor McGregor was the special guest. He was the
bad guy, right, he was he good at being the
bad guy.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Well, it was hard for me to believe because I
just kept thinking, Hey, it's Connor McGregor, right. You know,
look like there's certain people you talked about it yesterday. Pacino.
You can see him in one thing and the next
thing you say and you forget he's out Patino.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
No, that's how good he is.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, the whole time he's rocking around, Like, why is
Connor McGregor talking to that guy that way?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah? I can't behavior de Niro's that way for me, now,
I can't. I watched him in The Irishman, which I
did not like, and I just said, that's Robert de
Niro doing Robert de Niro the Irish It's DeNiro doing
de Niro.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
The Irishman wasn't long enough. It was a hajude of movies.
He just went on and on.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
All right, So we are going to have these professional
wrestlers come on in. Uh, they're headed their way from
Churchill Downs to the studios right now. We're going to
try to make sure that.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
So we don't know what time they're getting here, right.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, a couple of minutes, probably top of the hour. Now,
Connor McGregor is he running for office in Ireland?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I thought he was.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I mean, he certainly had some strong views. Okay, so
if on immigration I follow.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Connor McGregor on social media? Oh okay, hell, seems like
all this posts indicates that he would. But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I never realized that Ireland was so liberal like left.
I did not realize that. I thought they would be
more right winged. But that's not the case.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
So when they come in, I'm gonna ask her, both
of them this, Hey, uh watch this. Hey, I've lost
my number? Can I have yours? They gotta work?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Please don't do that? Why please don't embarrass me?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Okay, Apparently there's something I don't know what it is
that is keeping Connor McGregor from being allowed to run.
Oh he's just he's not quality. Yeah, I don't know
what exactly that is, but there's something that keeps him
from doing it.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Can you imagine, oh he would get elected? You imagine, Well,
Pacquiel got elected. That's crazy, remember Packiel. He's like some
kind of senator or something, right.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, they they definitely have an immigration problem, just like
a lot of countries do. And I think he's he
was just running on that. He was like, you know,
I'm gonna run and if you're here illegally, you're gone.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
He's one of those guys who wears a suit. There's
like two sizes too small for him. You know, here's
any I mean, every single suit he has. What if
I'm here with this one, You're ready? Hey, baby, On
a scale from one to ten, you're a nine and
I'm the one that you need.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay. The girls are in separate cars and reading text
messages while we're doing this something. Okay, all right, all right,
we're gonna have to go to break here. Let's go
to break. Well, we come back, we'll try to figure
out if we're gonna get the professional wrestling girls in
and Dwight go. He is going to embarrass himself. No,
I'm not yet again.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
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want to impress you're out of town guests. You got
it with Louisville style pizza plus a little extra something
going on at Third and Market Baros tonight. It's the
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down there and party. Hang out while you're there. They
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have a very special drink this week. It's called the Jackass.
It's made with Number one Tequila Blanco and it's a
mule type drink. They said they named the Jackass after
somebody on this show, but I'm not sure who. So anyway,
Baranos Pizza dine in carry out delivery. Yeah, it's that good.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Back after this on NewsRadio eight forty WHS
It is Derby. It's the first day that actually they
call it. No, no, no, no, you said Brbie Toby Werby.
Now it's Derby, dude.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Stupid Merbi Turby Warby makes sense. Thrby. It's a stretch man,
all right.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Obviously, if you listen to the morning show, it was
way busy backside and that's what happens. It really ramps
up on that on Thursday of Derby week back there
stars and cars and Carl kasper Cus Tomato show. It's crazy.
The backside is ready to go. I was out there yesterday,
had a great time, spent way too much on a
can of beer.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I thought they whoa, I thought they went to all inclusivey.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
No, that starts well. Section I was in was not.
And but the area that I was in, right, the
area I was in, uh today, I think is all inclusive.
But she kept saying, I would go, you know the
big mouth miller lights. Oh yeah, right, let's the sixteen
ounced guys seventeen dollars and then it and then it
(01:03):
went to eighteen, and then the third one I bought
was eighteen dollars and seventy two cents, And I was like,
this is the third difference. This is the third price.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I've got it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I can of beer.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That's what Ticketmaster costs. Dynamic price.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Exactly right.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's all based on demand.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But when it's not busy like that on a on
a Wednesday, so it's not overcrowded. The place is really
it's really nice. The bathrooms are great, the food is great,
and the amenities are are awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Now, probably one that gets lost trying to find out
where we're supposed to be. I'm like, what, no, how
the hell do I get there?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Everyone? It's like a memory, single person because I think
they change it obviously every year. So you just described
exactly what you heard all day. Is to day? Where
how do I get.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
To Like, I'll see you and I'll be like, you know,
fifty yards away from there? Wow, there he is.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Now, how the hell do I get to him? That's
exactly right, because you can't no, no, no, no, hey, hey,
I know it seems simple that you could walk up
these stairs and meet your friend right there, but we're
gonna make you walk a mile and a half around
and then go up the backside.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
John Schneider from Dukes of Hazers up there. We can't
possibly let you up.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I do want to say, I'm not I'm not saying
all weather people do this on purpose. And I know
they get the TV weather man. I know, I know
kids grow still up stunning to be.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Stop what you freaking neanderthal?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
What did I say?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's twenty twenty three and you just said weather man,
non gender specific weather person.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Sorry you asked, No, you're right, you're right TV Weather.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Sorry, if you're listening, I'm sorry you had.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The weather person, TV weather person. Yeah, people want they
grow up, right, John Alden. They say they they're seven
years old and they're practicing to be the TV weather person.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, absolutely right. This new day and age is the dream.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Come true to be the weather person.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Same. My dad killed that dream for me because little
Fat Dwight, Little Fat Dwight used to have a map
and I would pretend that I was a weather person.
But every time I would point to Florida to show
that weather, my ass was so was so big it
would block out Texas. That's true, he said, it'll never work.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
For Yeah, you could show a movie on that thing
where you were like nine or ten whatever. All right,
so uh so, yes, So the day before we were
going out there. Jackie went with her clients and all that.
I went with the Catholic People's Society, had a great time.
But the night before they were all there's going to
be two huge storms coming through Hale. I missed pale
(03:37):
and flooding and storms and tornadoes.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Did you yeah, I've seen I seem to miss those.
Uh those, I'm like I did. I did see the hot, humid,
sunny weather. I took Lemmi outside just say, I'm like,
what in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know how many events TV Weather guy ruins
in this town.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Here's the safe bet, though, this is the safe bet.
I could promise you without a shadow of that out
Derby Eve's be raining cats and dogs. Don't step in
the poodles. Oh stop, that was for free. No, but listen,
it's gonna be rating. It's gonna be trechial downpours. I
(04:20):
could promise you every single Derby Eve. I don't know
what it is about Derby Eve.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
And sometimes they blow all the wind blows all the
darn tents everywhere and everywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Ben Rogers when he had Phoenix Hill, he's every year
Derby Jam Derby and every year.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
They I will say this before I move on to
the next story. They Churchiardus has it down to a science.
We parked at the fair grounds, got on the bus.
Two minutes later, we're over at the track and we're
about one hundred yards from the front gate, and then
they have all these I guess all the tickets are
on your phone now, so.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
That's pretty much how every place is gone nowadays. It
makes me nervous no matter where you go, sporting events, concert,
all that the phone tickets, Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And they're just a line, dude of iPads.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well, see, here's the thing. I remember Susan and myself
and Jimmy Smith went over to see Dwight Yoakam at
the Gambling Boat and our tickets were on our phone.
I get over there and don't have any signal.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That's the problem. You gotta downloads have been to put
it in your wallet, in the in the phone, on
the phone. I'm just it's what you should have seen.
The glaze over.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Its Live Nation or whichever ticket place you buy the
tickets from. They tell you to download downloaded tickets.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
At home into the that's either Google Wallet or Apple Wallet,
whatever they call it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's just factory recommendations. And if you all follow those You're.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Stupid, Susan should never put you in charge of the ticket. No.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
After that night. After that night she didn't like I
buy the Iron Maiden. Should go okay, transfer them to me.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Now, all right, here's the next story. And I don't
think we should dismiss it. I don't know. Did you
hear the sound of the police officer shooting where the
man had the knife?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I did not. I heard that someone actually hit the
vest twice.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You know, this isn't dismissed on me. This is real life.
This isn't a movie. You know this is this is
not a movie. And it hit me when the police
officer was so calm and he said, what do you
have in your in your pocket? Is that a knife?
He said yes, The person said yes, that's a knife,
and then plainly and calmly, the police officer says, if
(06:37):
you reach for that knife, I'm going to shoot you.
Very calm, he went for the knife. There was a struggle.
The partner shot the guy in the head. But here's
the other part of that. The guy is a retired marine,
served in combat and he's got PTSD. I mean, the
(06:58):
story is more important than when we just dismiss as
some sound in the news.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Right, I agree, And that's something that those two officers
now will carry with them for the rest of their life.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Correct, And let me tell you, it's not easy doing
something like that.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, and we'll have the sound I'll get I'll make
sure John plays it at the bottom of the hour.
Just please stick around for that. It is so it's
so intense, but it's not intense because the cop was
so calm about it. You reach for that knife, I'm
gonna shoot you. And then he did and again. And
I don't know if it was. I don't want to
(07:39):
put things or thoughts into the person's mind, but a
lot of people have suicide by the cop. No. Absolutely,
that happens all the time. Absolutely, it happens all the time.
And that was the one that happened in Saint Matthew's.
So that was close to my house. And it's just
it's just something to think about as we roll through
all these sound of the great steamboat rigs yesterday.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh damn it, are you serious? I missed the steamboat race.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I didn't want to bring it. Give me a heads up, man,
I didn't want.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You know, for me. That's the greatest sporting event of
the year.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I know, I know how you feel about it.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Who needs the Stanley Cup? Who needs the Super Bowl?
When you can see, I'm sorry, two boats barreling down
the Ohio. It speeds up to two to three miles
an hour and you did not.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The sixty second sixty second annual UH steamboat race, which
some of them are steam boats. But the Bell louisll
wasn't even in it? Well a scratch? Can I let
me ask you this? That riddled me?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
This?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Then? All right? What about the Star of Louisville. I'll
no remember the Star of Love. I think that's the
CQ Princess, Isn't it is?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
That really is?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And they just buy it and put and call it
to see Q Princess.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I can't remember. Oh, by the way, Captain's Quarters is open, baby,
Captains Quarters is open. Get out there, support your river businesses.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So who won? It's uh who won the race? It was?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Let me see it's not on front page. Let me okay,
let me check, let me check the lower part. Uh
not below the fold? Let me paid page seven.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, we uh will be back out there at the
Churchill Downs tomorrow with Tony Cruz and all them to
get your oak stay on. The traffic was not is
very light today. I think people are already yeah so much.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I was freaking out because I spent a little bit
too much time playing with Limmy this morning, and then
when I want to leave, I was late. Took me
seventeen minutes to get here.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, it's not bad. So we'll have all that for you.
And I need you to promise me something.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It has to do with the wrestling ladies. I don't
know how to help you.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
He reads my mind. He knows is that? What is that?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Seriously?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
What it knows what I'm going to say?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yes, he knows what I'm gonna say. I need you
on your best behavior today.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh no, I'm flirting with wrestling ladies. No we talking.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Why what's the point of having two lady wrestlers in
if you're not gonna give him great lines like this?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
It didn't go, well, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Are you an angel? Because you've been walking across my
mind all wait, oh here it is here. It is
h sure, wish I had a shake like that on
my front porch. That's not that's.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Not the line Okay, please act like you have some
sense when the professional wrestling ladies come in here? Please please?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Who's coming in? Thunder and Lightning?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I forgot?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Are you gonna get thrown through that big glass window?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Dwight? Oh, he's gonna push it.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Great names like thundered Turbo heys? Uh, Miss Thunder? Is
that your real name? Please do, Miss Thunder? Are you
related to the Connecticut thunders? Hey? We got Okay, here's
the deal. I've come up short a little bit on
jokes of the day. No, I'm sorry. YouTube probably didn't recognize.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, we didn't even notice.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You didn't know that they were Yeah, because you know,
the layman would not understand.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But so I thought, you know what, did it come
through to my email? Come through?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
It didn't, But I think I found it on my own.
Is this the way we treat horses?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, never mind, Oh you didn't get it. You did
send it to him.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I sent it to him.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
The email machine didn't come through to me for some reason.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Technology, I swear.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Let me check right here, said all.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Right, so how long is the day?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
It was like five minutes long.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay, it's not that long.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Hang on, I'm refording it to you, John, Oh, it's
too late. No, it's not too late either. My android
is lightning fast.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
By the way, I won my first race yesterday, Betty.
How how did I win? How do you think I won? Well?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I cheated that obviously, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
How did I use my analytical mind and break down
on the race?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And I'm pretty sure last night it no. Well, you
had to go by the name, right, I did the name.
That's it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So I'm I love Mo Demmling of the Demeling golf family.
They're the first family of golf. The name of the
horse was Mo Mo Moe, spelled differently each one. And
I said, okay, five across the board. I won forty bucks.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Easy enough, right, Yeah, dude, that's it. That's all right.
So here's Jim Gaffigan with a little uh tie right
about the Kentucky Derby in lieu of my joke of
the day.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
In lou three races of the Triple Crown, and every
spring I always have the same thought.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
We're still doing.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
This is Woodrow Wilson President.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
But people love the Trimple Crown, the Kentucky Derby where
people bet on horses while they're dressed like characters.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
From Gone with the Wind. It's like prom for gamblers.
Do you like my hat? I'm living in my sister's garage.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Because I have a debilitating gambling addiction.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Shall we have another? Mean julib.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
That was announced the winner of each race on the news.
You're gonlways tell the horse was named by a guy
on his eighth wife. The horse is always named like
Viagua's revenge calimony, be Dad. They show a picture of
the winning horse on the news, they could show us
a picture of any horse. We wouldn't know the difference.
I don't know what we're supposed to do with that
(13:25):
horse image. It's not like we're gonna run into that
horse in a bar. Excuse me? Did you win the
Kentucky Derby?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I did? I won the Kentucky Derby. Now I'm in
a bar enjoying a half.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Invision, there is the classic photo of the winning horse
right there. They're always wearing that huge horseshoe wreath of
flowers they stole from someone's grape site, standing next to
the winning horses. The owner of the horse, who did
not train the horse, did not ride the horse, and
based on body language, has never really met the horse. There,
(14:00):
the owner stands looking like they've never paid taxes, sitting
on top of the winning horses. The jockey who's dressed
like he just came from a local pride parade. There
was interview with the jockey, expecting some insight.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
They're like, how'd you win?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
The jockey's like, I whipped the horse and he ran.
It's very rare for a horse to win all three
races of the Triple Crown, mainly because they're horses and
they don't care. Mostly they just want someone to stop
whipping them because they're horses. I didn't know this. After
(14:37):
the Triple Crown, all those horses retire. They retire at
the age of three, which feels early. They retired, and
then they're sent out to stud Those horses get paid
to have sex, which in some ways is better than
winning the Triple Crown. That's like the Quadruple Crown. That's
got to be an adjustment for those horses, Like, hey,
(14:58):
remember when.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
We wept you on?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Want you to run well now and we whip you.
We're gonna have you do something a little different. How
many horse jokes is that's not gonna do. I never
thought i'd miss a murder joke. There's a lot more
horse jokes, and if you haven't noticed, I know nothing
(15:21):
about horses.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
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Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh yeah, dance in the night away.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Much respect for those that do every day of Derby
week at Churchill Downs. We have a friend to right now,
have a mutual friend that she's out there every day.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
This okay, well hang on now. We used to have
to do that too though. Oh no, no, so we know
how rough it is.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
But by today or Friday, we were done. We were done.
But also hang on the industry. We were in rock radio,
so it was all day and then we had concerts
on night until all night.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
And this happened when you and I were in morning
rock radio.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, it sucked.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So you had to get up at three o'clock instead
of four o'clock because you had to be early at
Churchill Downs and set up and load in and all
this crap. And then we had bar gigs at night.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
There's no so respect to the folks that are doing
it every single day. And you got to get you
got to get a different outfit, yeah everything. Yeah, yes,
not really. You can't wear the same outfit two days
in a row.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Probably would would you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
What have I told you? I've been wearing these very
same jeans all week.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh no, I think you can get I used to
not believe that, but I think you can get three
to four wearing you know, wears out of a jean's
before you wash them.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I have to only have one pair of jeans. I
mey buy another pair.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Well, see you're you're you know when to wash them,
because animals start to follow you, right, they smell, They.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Smell and all that stuff on them, they smell something dead.
I really know when to watch them when the vultures,
the Turkey vultures start landing on the cars next to me, exactly,
walk and then a fly lamp follow me.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Uh so, yes, respect to all those folks that do that,
every single gay.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Shout out to Austin Montgomery, dear friend of the show.
He works over at w A m Z. He sent
me pictures of the two female wrestlers that are coming in.
He just did. He's got a podcast called the Baby Faces. Yes,
very good podcast podcasts. He sent me pictures of him
interviewing these ladies and wow, they're quite stunning.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I need you to act like you have some sense
when they get here. I just got a text ther
other way.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I could tell by looking at both of them there's
gonna be a lot of sexual tension between the three
of us.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I don't think that's true, and I don't think that.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I think My very first thing I need to do
is go just tell him right at the door, look
I'm flattered, showing my wedding ring and just say, you know,
what Ladies candy stores closed.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You better be careful that Linda Drizzle doesn't hear this.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Hey, Linda drezzl Linda Drezzel,
just kidding. And by the way, it's been gosh been
a few days since you won the lottery. I still
haven't heard from you. Uh, everyone else listening, don't listen
to this one part right here, Linda Drizzle. This is
just for you, Linda, I love you. Okay, everybody else
(19:05):
can listen.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Now, that was it. I think the accent did it?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You think it got to her?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, I think so. I think you're good there.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
All right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
The new going out is staying in.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Hey, finally I'm ahead of the game.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yes, you are actually a trendsetter.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
If cargo shorts ever come back in style, oh I'm
a genius.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Everything comes back in style. That's why mullets came back
in style. Guys, anything is Anything's possible. You thought after
the mullet went away, you went, well, that's never never
coming back.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Like a good mullet, Like a good mullet. I like,
you know who, I really like a good mullet.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
On this is up front.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I like my lady to have a nice Kentucky waterfall. No, yeah,
that shows class. There is a website when she walks
into the bowling alley.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, bowling alley. Perfect.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
It just screams.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I think there, John, tell me if I'm wrong. I
think there is Ah. There's a grandmother. There's a grandmother
like Kentucky Waterfall haircut website.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Like a mullet.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
There's a grandmother mullet website. You could go and check
out where grandmother's Well.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Okay, let's see different styles with mullets.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
All right, it's not good. More than seventy two percent
of Americans would rather stay home and hang out with
their friends at home than go.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Out by friends. We mean your dog.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's right. There are some essentials you need for a
great night of staying home. Food and drinks. Food is
very very important.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Drink responsibly, only have.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Wand but here's the thing. If you don't drink responsibly,
it's okay because you're home.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, but then you when you get to that whole
you know, talking loud and peeing off the porch thing,
it gets in trouble with the hoa.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And when's the last time apart, when's the last time
you rank responsible this.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Man, it's been a while. Well, no, you know what,
last night I had one triple and that was it?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Uh really yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah? How about right?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Plus, you gotta have comfortable seating. If you're gonna be home,
you gotta have a good couch or a chair or
a hammock.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
My wife likes laying on my stomach like a big
bean bag, and she like rolls around. You know how
tough it is to get out of a bean bag.
That's how tough it is for her to get off
top of me. Do you have you shinking in?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Do either one of you have a hammock?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No? No, So Susan, when we got married, she had
a hammock, I know, and I said, get it out
of here. It's a it's a spider trap. That's how
that thing is.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
She had it at her old house and we had
his birthday party over there, and we eventually we went
where is the birthday boy? And we didn't notice that
he had wandered over to the ham Yeah, it's about
forty yards away in the back of the yard, swinging
in it and staring blankly into the sky.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I was just praying for the sweet release of death.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Death. Yeah, wow, did you do this to me, Susan.
I don't like hammicks. It's hard to get in and
out of those things. And well, plus it not good
on your back.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
And then if you it's summer and you spend a
little time in there and you weren't shorts, then your
leg fat just has a bunch of diamonds on it.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You know, it's not good. No, Oh, you're right, Yeah,
you know. Yeah, you're exactly right. Okay, So lock in
Saturday morning at six am. We'll have everything you need. Weather,
maybe it'll be right, maybe it'll be wrong. Traffic most
of the time is right. We'll keep you on how
to get in and out of the Kentucky Derby and
(22:49):
Churchill downs because you know, most of it is out
of town or so they don't know where the hell
they're going. So we'll have a broadcast all day long.
I think I'm on from twelve to or twelve to three,
and then of course Tony Cruz and his last Kentucky
Derby broadcast. We'll sign off for us at five o'clock
and turn it over to the network. So please tune
(23:12):
it in. Yeah it is. And by the way, it's
a good day, and it's a good broadcast. For most
years it's the it's the most listened to podcast in
the world on that day.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Until I come on.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah right, and then.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Hey, before I get to this next story, I want
you to save the day. It's Friday, May sixteenth. Friday
May sixteenth, Yingling Flight with Tony and Dwight Happy Hour.
That's right, Yingling Flight with Tony and Dwight Happy Hour
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and let me tell you, they always bring out the
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Speaker 1 (24:07):
Remember refrigerators they were giving Yingling refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Unbelievable what they showed up. It's really cool. They're really
cool to come out and join us. Well, if you
were a fan of Roadhouse the remake, did you all like.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
It or not?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I didn't watch but ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
John seen it not seeing it?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Did you see the original? Nope, So you've never seen
Sam Elliott kick the guy in the ease, slick his
hair back and goes first look of Schoombridge.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
You'll learn over time that I'm not very cultured on
old movies. Music is a different story for especially with rock,
which is good for you guys, But when it comes
to movies, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Jeordan Olden stupid mule though you used to have to
deal with. He never would watch more movies you.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yesterday you profess that you were sort of an old
soul weird guy.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I don't really know where that stems from, from being honest,
because I'm one of the like, of the three other
siblings that I have, I'm the only person that's kind
of like this. I feel like you got knocked on
the head when you were Maybe that my umbilical cord
it was in a knot, and no people say ges
wrapped around your head. I was in a knot whenever
I came out, so maybe that has something to do
with it.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I took my umbilical cord and wrapped around my neck.
But then the doctor's stocking.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Well, we're trying to get you back in the groove
of you know, a different wardrobes, the sweatpants and T shirts.
I like sweat got a step it up?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
What are you talking? But no he doesn't. Man, there's
one advantage. You're working in radio. Nobody cares what you
look like. You know, as a matter of fact, you
know what as are coming on?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
No, please don't know the rest of the girls are
coming on. Please finish the story you were doing.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Okay, now how about that pantsless Boxers?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
By the way, the Boxers dude that they had the
barn doors open.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Oh crap on?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
All right. Well, if you're a fan of a Roadhouse
the remake, good news for you. Amazon MGM Studios is
moving forward with Roadhouse to the sequel. Of course, it's
a reboot starring Jake Jillenhall, but they signed on Guy
Ritchie to direct this time around because the former director
(26:27):
he wanted the original to be released in theaters, but
then Amazon owned it so they said no, we're going
straight to streaming. It pissed him off. Jillen Hall returns
as a ex UFC fighter Dalton, who took him a
job as a bouncer at a bar in the Florida Keys.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Uh, Connor McGregor was the special guest. He was the
bad guy, right, he was he good at being the
bad guy.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Well, it was hard for me to believe because I
just kept thinking, Hey, it's Connor McGregor, right. You know,
look like there's certain people you talked about it yesterday. Pacino.
You can see him in one thing and the next
thing you say and you forget he's out Patino.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
No, that's how good he is.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, the whole time he's rocking around, Like, why is
Connor McGregor talking to that guy that way?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah? I can't behavior de Niro's that way for me, now,
I can't. I watched him in The Irishman, which I
did not like, and I just said, that's Robert de
Niro doing Robert de Niro the Irish It's DeNiro doing
de Niro.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
The Irishman wasn't long enough. It was a hajude of movies.
He just went on and on.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
All right, So we are going to have these professional
wrestlers come on in. Uh, they're headed their way from
Churchill Downs to the studios right now. We're going to
try to make sure that.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
So we don't know what time they're getting here, right.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, a couple of minutes, probably top of the hour. Now,
Connor McGregor is he running for office in Ireland?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I thought he was.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I mean, he certainly had some strong views. Okay, so
if on immigration I follow.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Connor McGregor on social media? Oh okay, hell, seems like
all this posts indicates that he would. But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I never realized that Ireland was so liberal like left.
I did not realize that. I thought they would be
more right winged. But that's not the case.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
So when they come in, I'm gonna ask her, both
of them this, Hey, uh watch this. Hey, I've lost
my number? Can I have yours? They gotta work?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Please don't do that? Why please don't embarrass me?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Okay, Apparently there's something I don't know what it is
that is keeping Connor McGregor from being allowed to run.
Oh he's just he's not quality. Yeah, I don't know
what exactly that is, but there's something that keeps him
from doing it.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Can you imagine, oh he would get elected? You imagine, Well,
Pacquiel got elected. That's crazy, remember Packiel. He's like some
kind of senator or something, right.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, they they definitely have an immigration problem, just like
a lot of countries do. And I think he's he
was just running on that. He was like, you know,
I'm gonna run and if you're here illegally, you're gone.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
He's one of those guys who wears a suit. There's
like two sizes too small for him. You know, here's
any I mean, every single suit he has. What if
I'm here with this one, You're ready? Hey, baby, On
a scale from one to ten, you're a nine and
I'm the one that you need.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay. The girls are in separate cars and reading text
messages while we're doing this something. Okay, all right, all right,
we're gonna have to go to break here. Let's go
to break. Well, we come back, we'll try to figure
out if we're gonna get the professional wrestling girls in
and Dwight go. He is going to embarrass himself. No,
I'm not yet again.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Bear knows pizza, Baby, it's a Louisville style pizza. You
want to impress you're out of town guests. You got
it with Louisville style pizza plus a little extra something
going on at Third and Market Baros tonight. It's the
less Masters Trio, the Less Master's Trio, so good. Get
down there and party. Hang out while you're there. They
(30:04):
have a very special drink this week. It's called the Jackass.
It's made with Number one Tequila Blanco and it's a
mule type drink. They said they named the Jackass after
somebody on this show, but I'm not sure who. So anyway,
Baranos Pizza dine in carry out delivery. Yeah, it's that good.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
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