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May 2, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's run food.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is this?

Speaker 3 (00:03):
It's the fog deal.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
The baby horse, baby horses running with your mother.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Little baby horseos to school, learned to run with the
other horse.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I just found out our buddy, according to Oscar Combs,
I love Oscar?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yes, uh, didn't he invent the brush?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
The sun? Dude put five dollars in?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh? Come on, so bad? Oscar's last name is Combs,
And so I said, didn't I.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Didn't hanging out with Tony Cruis's direction.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
These are terrible, But that's a misdirection.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
You think i'most say, did he invite the co invent
the comb?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
But that threw do these type of jokes? Do it
on the stow with Tony.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Joke because I threw a curve ball. You thought I
was gonna say, did invent the comb? But no, Here
I come with brush and that that's what makes it funny.
Here's your damn fop doll.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
So disappointing.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Well, come on, man, who's not disappointed? The son of
your love, the son of my love? What's Linda drizzle? Oh,
Grinda drizzle, Linda grizzle listen, Drizzle grizzle is what you
get on steakes drizzle.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
No, it's grizzle. You're right grizzled, Linda, grizzle.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I want to give you some drizzle.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Her son's name is David Proper. It's perfect, Like you
can't prophet, So David Proper is improper. When he flies
to Florida to this resort, has just won seventy million dollars,
which is what we all would do.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
John, we wouldn't even invite you, John.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
John, you're in. Oh wow, Well we need somebody to
drive a car.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Pr guy, right, yeah, yeah, right, right, Well he's going
to be brilli man. We hand in a uniform driving
the car. Dude, his name is Proper. So he goes
down there. He's won seventy million dollars with him and
his mom.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
And he gets in will.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Fight and how I don't know how he kicked a
Florida cop in the face, but he did.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
So he got arrested.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
His girlfriend's name that was arrested with him, Yes, Jack one,
fight Master.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You can't make this up. That's a real name.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I think at some point they're making this is a
they're making this up.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Fight master.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Fight that's too I want to for On the first date,
she said, snatch this pebble from my head.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
What if them winning the lottery was all like it
was staged so they could have this happen to show
people like, this.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Is what happens is you can win the lottery. Well,
nothing used to piss me off more. Well, he won't
get the reference. But nothing used to piss me off
more than Phil Donna. You would have like all these
lottery winners on and they won, like you know, one
hundred million apiece and every last one I'm on They're going.
The lottery ruined my life. I went through it. Now
I'm mandebt.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
You. You have so many options.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Look, if I won the lottery, I Am going to
a financial visu and they can lock money away or
you can't touch it unless they okay it for you.
I don't want that deal. I would take about half
my money. I would take half my money and say
put it in that box.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, I would screw Amazon said this that now, go
Craig and landerth and go I need this ferrari. Wait
a minute, that's the Ferrari.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Larry Craig, He's spending that rove, so I don't know
he spend that money so fast.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, I would, I would believe it. I'd be like
mc hammer.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You guys are in trouble because Maddie's not here.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I know she's the smart one. Where's Maddy mccorky.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah is Matt Where is Maddie? Madde McCargo went up
to hit Maybe we should facetimer.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
He's probably the track, right, is that where all of
our colleagues are at right now?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
No salespeople, I.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Don't think so. I can't FaceTime girls. Damn it.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
All right, let's go. Let's play Crusade for children trivia.
You two will share a brain and try to get
the next eight of ten and questions. I'm gonna go
ahead and say that we can do it. You're not
gonna get we can do it.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
You're not going to get it. Dwight, Yes, get off
your phone.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm emailing Kenny g if you don't mind. Okay, what's
more important your little licks?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
The game Gorlice. Now that you've said it, sounds like
a demon. I can't get gorlic out of my head.
As from the D I call gorlic.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You're gonna release garlic.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
From the nether regions.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Okay, right, whoa hey, all right, let's go it.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Question number one, number one, what is James Naysmith known for?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
He's a naysayer basketball? Keep your dinging?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
What specifically about basketball?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Nay saying basketball?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
You invented it, right.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Oh, James Nate Smith invented basketball.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Correct? I was right there, and then John Alden said
it before I could.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, crazy, Yeah, he twight.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
And you got this one, well, it's the team sport.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Uh. The words that stand for R S V P.
Are they French or English?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Are they French?

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
It comes from the French, but it's spelled out in English.
It's French.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Do you have any thoughts on this? John, It's it's French.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Let's go with French.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
You want to go with French? Like VP?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yes we we we.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Respond is whatever. But it's all French.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Chaqua.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
I had a problem even reading it, so I didn't
put it up. All right, John, back to you.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, No, there's no going back and forth. This is
team effort, all right?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
This one?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Which question number three? You're on a roll, call me, butter,
put a dollar in.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm you're gonna.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Continue your damn right now.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Then put out a good This is the treatment. You're
gonna get it, do do all over it, man. But
you know what, you're not gonna get me down. I'm
gonna got to every joke that I have, even if,
even if it breaks our four O one.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
K, even if you go to the poorhouse. You're gonna
continue with this line of jokes. Yes, right, I respect it.
What color moves first on a checkers or checkers board
when it starts?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I didn't know he was.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Here. Yeah, black or white?

Speaker 6 (06:29):
I think it's black or red. I think it's the
I think it's the black.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Oh, I'm sorry, he's a black or red?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, you think of chess? Which one?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Uh? Well, this is a difficult question for me because
I don't see color.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yes, that's true. Mm. By the way, John, you had
Derby Pie for the first time.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
It was delicious. How about that.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
I stopped at Kroger and I got it today. I
said my producer, he's never eaten Derby pie. We're having
it today.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
And there's only one Derby Pie and that's Kurn's Kitchen.
By golly, give me all the currents. Kitchen pie.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Black a red.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
We'll always bet on black, Wesley, We'll go there always
bet on.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
That that's exactly what I thought I made always been
on black And then he hangs up, yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
And then we're wrong.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Black is your final answer?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
It is yes, thank you westlets nipe.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
There you go this one. I might give you a
phone a friend?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (07:26):
What are the four seas used to evaluate the quality
of a diamond?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
A cut, clarity, color, color? The last one? You can't
stay on the air.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
It's a violation.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Cut you said, cut, clarity, in color? What's the last one?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Can I call it Wendy canravan? No, you said I
can pull a friend.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Why is it always impossible to get the last thing?
I don't know a set of anything whatever.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
It might be.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
Cut quality, Quality's a cue, cut cut cut, you know,
cut clarity, clarity, hang on, cut clarity, cut cake.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Dollar carrot? Ah?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, bucks bunny And that should have been the most
logical one, right.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Carrot starred with the K, so I wouldn't have gotten
to that.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
No, what are you UK?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Fan?

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
In front of Hey, I don't.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't have any more money on Carrott.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I got clarity and color correct, I've got job, I've
got just you know, really proud of you guys got
that he saved us.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Hey, mister happy finder, just you know I've got two
dollars left on me.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
That tells you how much yeo?

Speaker 7 (08:46):
I know?

Speaker 4 (08:47):
And if you continue with this line of jokes like
you work with Tony Cruz on the Morning Show, I'm
out wrong, Tony Brot.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Have you know all these jokes or Tony Cruz approved?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
That's what I thought? True or false? A quiver.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Is what archers use truths where they keep their arrows
in their quiver.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
And it's also what my wife does when I touch
her on her knee. She goes yes, then we go
off to bed.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Where she's a very generous lover.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Quever is where you keep your shut your fat face
until I finish. How many times, John, do I say
this in the game? How many weeks in a row?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I need to learn stop laughing. I've got to keep
it again.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I'm gonna I'm gonna kill you, dude.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
But you know I got feelings right? No you don't. Well,
that's true, that's good point. Okay, I'm sorry your question
or false? The question?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Were is?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
My teacher used to say?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
True or false? A quiver is what archers use to
hold their arrows.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Seems like I've heard that before, so I'm gonna say
that that might be true. Let's go true. Hey, how
about that yard?

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Is that is? The man finished the question. It's like
my wife on adderall seriously, stop talking.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Did I say that?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
What?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Should I dump that?

Speaker 7 (10:08):
No? Late?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Now we're past it.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh, by the way, when you all dumped me the
other day, it didn't dump. It's on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
No, Susan was listening.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Wait, listened on podcast? Oh what about streaming?

Speaker 6 (10:23):
So the reason that was on the podcast is because
I record it live.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
She dreamings when he's asking John question.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
If if she heard it on streaming, then everybody heard it.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Why did he get dumped on streaming? What did you say?

Speaker 6 (10:38):
It was the suicide joke? Oh yeah, Chris Cornell.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
It was not a suicide.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
You were making a joke about suicide.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
It was a joke about him being dead. Had nothing
to do with serious.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Since it didn't dump, you get one of these.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Man, Dude, do you have a red mark? John? I
meet my buddy, made a pink, my buddy Gary from
from Miami.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
And if I got a red mark, you're fine.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Can you do the other side and eating it up,
so it looks.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Like question number six, I want to make you look stupid.
How many years is a silver anniversary? How many years
is a s I.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Want to say twenty five.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I was gonna say fifty, but it might be twenty five.
Do you know what your first anniversary is? What would
give her the wood? No, it is would isn't that.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Where you go and you get the cake you put
there right the top?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Second anniversaries would give her wood?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
The cake is the Yeah, you put the cake in
the freeze.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I can't tell you something.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
You gotta tell you too that I pulled that cake out.
It tasted pretty good. I was drunk, but can't.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Tell you something. And it's not a joke.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
What she froze are top of the cake? Yes, she
was so pissed on our anniversary because it didn't make
it the year.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Huh you ate before?

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I did too, I did.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
She was so pissed. If you're drunk and you will
the future.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
There's a giant piece of job of cake.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Our wedding cake is chocolate with chocolate ganas. So two
times good, two different times went down there and so good.
Well sorry, sorry, Susan.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
What's the answer here? What is the silver anniversary?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
It's a twenty five or fifty. I'll go with twenty
five here.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Final answer twenty five.

Speaker 9 (12:23):
Yeah, oh no, yeah, baby, yeah, we don't named Mattie mccarko,
matymcar Maddie McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Maddie is off today for some reason.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
She's she's out there, you know, she's you know, she's
making her homemade wine. She like stomps the grapes in
the bathtub. She does all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Her husband looks like Howard Hughes with the little mustache
in the curly hair.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I think it looks cool.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Seventies were never rock could be cool, be cool.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
What does the X in x mess stand for? What
does the X in xmas? Merry Xmas?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
It's an abbreviation for just an abbreviation for Christ.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
That sounds like the easy answer, though, No.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I think that's all it is. It is. I think
that's just the it's the abbreviation for the Christ.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
Right.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
I think I'm looking at Veneti right now. He knows
he's got us on this one.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Maybe Meda. Let's see, all right, what's your answer?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'm gonna say it. It's abbreviation for Christ.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
Say like Christ Day, is that the same thing and
Latin or something? We'll go with Christ.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
You want to go with Christ?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Oh yeah, take that Maddy mccarticle. It's a thing called
Alkham's Raiser. The obvious is the answer. There's also came
up with that anyway, Xmas.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
And there's also something god Murphy's law.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
This was it somebody? Was it?

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Somebody that couldn't spell Christ? It just went excellent. It
was like long distant relative, tight witting. Yeah, when his sandals.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, my grandfather would sign as an X.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
This is multiple choice and I need to for your fat,
stupid face to shut up until I finished the question.
I'm sorry, I'm trying to be mean because you always
interrupt me.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
You're so hurtful.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
I know, but you don't have feelings.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Okay, I feel all right, you know what, but deal okay.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
The first Big Mac was sold at McDonald's stores in
the fifties, sixties or seventies seventies.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
It's Big Max.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
It was in the seventies Baby to All Beef patties,
special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and it was on
a sesame seed bun. And that happened in the seventies.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
He sounds like he was there for the grand opening.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I know I have really reason.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
To doubt him.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
The passion that he has for a big Mac is
we'll go the seventies.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
I'll give you one more. By golly, sometimes I'll have
a big Mac attack. Oh and I gotta go get
one final answer. Nineteen seventy Absolutely positively. What the most confident.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
You've been all segment? And that's incorrect?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Nineteen sixty seven.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh, hang on, I'm gonna trust.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Go ahead, look it up. Nineteen sixty seven.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Regas say, trust for verify, Trust for verify. Will I
also said, quit sitting on a Nancy.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Guilty until proven innocent. That where we're at right now,
are you do?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I have to stop until you do your stupid yes
you do.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Oh crap, it was sixty seven.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Damn it.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Let me give it to Jack Bauer.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Damn it, damn it.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
All right, questioner, we're out.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Of time, so we win.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
No, no, look it's it's eleven twenty one. We're out
of time, so we.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Number nine, you've got one wrong. Let's go. What percentage
of Americans can trace at least one ancestor to Ellis
Island twenty thirty or forty percent? What percentage of Americans
can trace at least one ancestor to Ellis Island.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Twenty thirty or forty percent? This will literally be a
guess obviously, Yeah, yeah, I'd.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Say thirty sounds good? Why not sounds good?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Thirty? Final answer indeed twenty forty.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
What four of six people in America can trace at
least one ancestor to Ellis Island.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
How many people can trace their roots back to Abraham?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
What Jesus? All right? So this one?

Speaker 4 (16:43):
You don't get this question right now? Can't tuper? This
is question ten? You've gotten two wrong? You clearly needed
maddew mccarthyllus these simple body shop.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Let me John.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Come by the way. I think it's time for spots.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
If you look at the clock, no, I said clock?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Question ten? Okay? True or false? The word ketchup is Chinese?

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh good gosh, you.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Like ketchup, not catchup?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Ketchup? Sorry ketchup?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
What the ketchup?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Big Tomato say amount of money? I can't do?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
You can't. You have no money left?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Money damn it?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
And you're not doing some sort of yeah, all right,
true or false?

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Last question, the kids get the money if if you don't,
if you get it wrong, you.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Know how we don't take the blame for this, Dwight.
What would Mattie mccorkyll say. This is her answer, even
though she's not here.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
She probably she's probably cheat.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yes, she wasn't here.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
The responsible party naming ketchup? Do they ever put pep
in your coke?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
What? What the word ketchup is Chinese?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I don't think it's Chinese.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Okay, let's go with no.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
We failed. My gosh, he's at the he's at the
free throw line.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
He's at the free will the bell ring, all my
keys will be healed, the excitements to come in, the
kids middle suffer.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Johnny, are you as turned on as I am right
now with all this tension? So much tension. It's Chinese, dude,
Oh listen, so random, it's the true man.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Come on, You all failed and Maddie's gonna be able
to say they can't win without me.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Okay, let me verify that He's right.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
It came from the catch Up dynasty in China, and
the catch Upians used to have this as a dessert
once a year.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
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Speaker 3 (19:08):
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Speaker 1 (19:09):
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(19:29):
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(19:56):
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Speaker 2 (20:18):
On Monday, which is single Mile sing called.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh that's boy, that is a really good boy mile Man.
Oh gosh, hold on my back.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
You know who you know who eats at Sorcerta's Speedy Guns.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
You know why he speeds.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I've seen him there, Yeah, and he Speedy Gonzales loves
saucer Ratus because they're so quick.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
You want to say, hey, I want a Fiesta Pack.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
That's a ten minutes it's gone.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yeah, they're that good.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah. Back after this news radio A forty w h is.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Uh again. I like all my TV weather people right,
I do. I'm not upset, but at some point you
got to get something right again. Yesterday they said it
was going to starting around noon, it was going to
rain off and on. It was gonna be dark, heavy
cloud cover over Churchill Downs.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Look at it. The sun is shining right now.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
I just put up the forecast, are covering their bases
tomorrow rain.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
But what percentage you ready for this?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Fifty fifty?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Ask me about two o'clock fifty, Ask about three o'clock
fifty All day it's all day, and then around seven
o'clock it jumps up to seven seventy.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
But at that point nobody cares because the race is
already gone on.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Right, So now I'm looking at the National Weather Service.
They're staying that rain possibility now is pushed to six
pm for today. But last night they were like, this
could be very strong winds. He's this is gonna be
some really strong weather.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
I really want to use the word vortex, but I'm
gonna hoot back from that at the moment. But they
could come out around at the five o'clock tune it.
Go to my Facebook live for extra extra weather coverage too.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
By the lead, I think they need to get from
Peter pan uh, Captain Hook.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
When they talk about the hook. See there's a hook,
this hook here.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
You have the hook echo, the hook echo, and they
need to have they need to have Peter or they
need to have Captain Hook out there with the hook.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
And then he goes right out to where the hook is.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
And they have the storm. They all had the storm.
Talk to you in like a cartoon voice. No no, no, no, no, no,
that's too cool. Let's make it scary.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I'm coming for you, Louisville.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
We'll make it a big dumb animal person I like
the hoo.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
Hope you cleaned up with a strong wind here, sure,
hope you didn't have any plans this evening.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
You know what, I have an electric personality.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Hear what he said, and my partner's gonna blow you
with wind?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
All right, too far with wind?

Speaker 7 (23:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
What all right?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm a storm of good.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Speaking of cool names.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I thought you did well, mister storm.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah yeah, uh.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Speaking of cool names, Flying Mohawk is one of the
names of the horses in the race in the Gerby.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
It sounds like a karate kid.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
What was it called? What was a karate kids series.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
That was Flying Eagle or something like that. Eagle fan,
Eagle fan. Flying Mohawk is a pretty cool name. I
might have to bet it just because it's so damn cool.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
I was liking Sandman until everybody else likes saying.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
It's gonna be betting too oblivion es.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Okay, I'm gonna drop some knowledge flakes on your ass.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Okay, the knowledge flakes.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I better not. It's an exclusive.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
What it's an exclusive?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
No, okay, you ready for this? This is an exclusive.
This is something. There's a little Derby fact and you
can use this. You can use this as the Derby
parties or even at the Derby. Whenever Sandman the horse
Sandman comes up, just let him know. Hey, that horse
is named after Metallica's inter Sandman. Nobody knows that that

(24:17):
story is not broken. Nobody knows that story Yeteah, thank
you for If you tell them that you're gonna go,
you're a kidding. That's when you go on the Google
machine and you show them.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Look, no, I'm serious.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Oh by the way, Oh, by the way, this is
the particular song that I was talking about.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
What name of it is?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
What inter Sandman they ought to give?

Speaker 4 (24:43):
So everybody's gonna bet the gray because you should, because
for some stupid reason, grays win.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I don't know if the other horses go. Oh, that
horse is stupid Gray, I can't win.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
And by the way, Sandman is he knows etiquette, so
when he leaves the gate, he turns around, he shuts
the gate before he runs off.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
He's very proper.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
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for Yingling Flight with Tony and Dwight Happy Hour. This
is going to be going down on Friday, May sixteenth.
We want to see there Wix Pizza four pm till
six pm and hikes Plaza Tu for some golf theme games.
And let me tell you these yingling folks, they bring
out the big prizes. You don't want to miss these

(25:34):
Yingling Flight Happy Hour most because we have some big,
big yingling prizes.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
We have fun. Visit w HS dot com for more details.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
All Right, I told you about the AI. It's gonna take.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Us all out right. Oh yes, okay, story too.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Okay is this the same one about the trucks.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
No, it's about a cow.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
The first driverless semis have hit the road. I knew
this day was coming. I didn't know it was.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Now that makes me sick because I mean this with
all sincerity. The truck drivers are literally the backbone of America.
They're out there driving night and day. Yeah, I think
this is horrible.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
If it's true.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Well, and then I the first driverless semis are out
on the road. And this is like my first thing
my dad, my old man told me. It's the first
thing I told my kids. We learned how to drive.
I'm look, when you're on the expressway, just get out
of the way the big boys. Stay away from them,
slow down or pass them up. Don't don't hang around
three or four of the trucks because something's always fallen
off them. And all that something's always fallen off, something's

(26:35):
always going on with those damn big trucks.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
So, yes, that means lost jobs.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
I told you AI is going to replace all human
damn jobs. So driverless trucks are officially running their first
regular long haul routes, making round trips between Dallas and
Houston to start.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
So how come you can't, like, and this is just
me spitballing, you know in my criminal mind. Yes, why
can't somebody hack into one of these Let's say they're
just drive it to your Let's say, let's say, for example,
that this AI truck is hauling whiskey or cigarettes, which
none of my truck river friends ever wanted to haul.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Why can't somebody.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Dwight it's a criminal from nineteen seventy eight?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Why can't they?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Why can't they just go ahead and hack into the course.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
That will happen?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Right, I think a course that will happen, and it'll
be some little snot nos kid that's about eight years
old when his mom and dad's computer, he.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Is addicted to cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Addicted to cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
And while we're at it, Linda Grizzle, if you're listening, Yeah,
you've been on my mind a lot lately.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
And then after this article.

Speaker 10 (27:40):
That came out about your son, Linda, Linda Grizzle, we
need to talk about the events that happened out in Florida.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I want to be your shoulder to cry on.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I want to be your shoulder to cry On't you?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I love you?

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:00):
The moment these AI trucks cause eighteen vehicle pile ups though,
that's that's gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
It won't matter.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
You can't stop technology and in corporations want to go
cheap they'll go cheap. But here's my question. How much
is the how much it versus having someone in there?
Why can't they just put somebody in there. They don't
have to really.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Be well, maybe they will do that.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
Maybe like that'll give off the facade for people who
were driving next to the semi or near the semi
if they look back.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
So what do you do?

Speaker 6 (28:26):
I just sit there, sit there and put one of
those dumb mannequins in.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Case something goes wrong, get in sey.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Do you want you want me to potos into your
Wait until eighteen pile up happens?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
You want pocos in that? I'll tell you what happens.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
The robot truck has to go to a robot judge.
And if you don't think there's any special treatment among robots,
you're not paying attention.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, my buddy used to do and I don't know
how he did it.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
He was a chain smoking dude too.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I'm missmoking.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
So he was a chain smoker truck driver dude. And
he uh, he would do the toy four hour riot
routes for ups. So he would get in the truck
with another dude and they he would drive twelve hours
jump in the back and sleep, and the dude would
drive twelve hours. Yeah, and then he would jump in
the back seat and then he would drive twelve hours.
It was the team thing.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
And I was like, oh my god, that sounds miserable.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Dude, it really does.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Oh I couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
It really does, because imagine being surpressed by twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
No, I can't do three.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
I know.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Wait, what are you talking about, John Odden or who
are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yes, yes, yes, unmin John's that bad of a dude.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Man Unlimited Landscapes Unlimited landscapes dot com known the owner
Steve Butler, for since I was fourteen years old. Man,
he's got plenty of Tony Venetti stories asking him about it.
Sadly they're all true. Uh, he's been doing this thirty
years twenty. For the pools, he's got the architects, he's
got the designer. So if you look in your backyard
right now and go, h could we put a pool there?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yes, dorn touting you can. Yep, you can either have
a fire.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Pit there if you put in a new pool this summer,
which let's look at it anyway. Let's get a free
s matter. So you just get him. Come out there
and look at the space. Go to Unlimited landscapes dot
com and get it priced out. I'll buy you a
Fiesta pack from Salser.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
And listen to this Sims Furniture babysit. Let's go ahead
and upgrade everything in the house. Living room, bedroom here
that Linda new bedroom suit. Also also kitchen, dining room, televisions.
They got appliance says anything you need at Sims Furniture Mattress.
You're gonna love these high quality items, but you're gonna

(30:36):
love the price even more. Sims Furniture, one m Sims.
That's Dixie Highway and Preston one Highway.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Go see him. You won't regret it.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
We'll take a short break.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
When we come back, we will not give you our
Derby picks NewsRadio.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
We will possibly give you the winning lottery numbers.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Possibly news radio eight forty. Wh there's a seven It.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Golly, I wanted to give everybody the winning lottery tickets, John,
but it sounds like a sounds like I can't give
the numbers now because all the time, so close, so close.
Let me give you a Jack Bauer damn it instead, Dammit,
hey on behalf of John Alden Tony. Then they have
a safe, dirty don't drink and drive and I Love you.
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