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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Nasty Dog. Darryl isaac doah.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Did you did you dance to this at Whispering Hills?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Dar rder Don too, I did.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome Back News Radio eight forty wha, yes, a little
after eleven o'clock on your Tuesday following Derby Week. We
are brought to you by the Kentucky Office of Way Safety.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Two of my favorite things I'm enjoying right now. Puppy
feet and puppy breath.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, we've got a dog here, folks, because the Definitive
Dog Adoption Event is happening this Saturday at the Fairgrounds
at noon. It is the Darryl Isesik sponsored.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hammerslops Hammer's Ludup. Go ahead and give your alls names
and where you're from.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
So I'm Andrea Maddingley. I am with the Kentucky Humane Society.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
And I'm Alan Gurlock with Lobal Metro Animals Service.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
So both of them working in tandem together, and you
guys do that throughout the year anyway. Right he made
Sauti and the Little Metro Animal Services because you really
care about the pets. And right now I have the
ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. Her name,
Her name is Audrey I help put up a picture.
This is the cutest puppy. Yeah, it's like something out
of a movie.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Because she has eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I know she's got the little yet it's a shepherd
has got a little right. Let me just post I'll
post a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's uh, think of the broad Ben arena and then
follow it down towards the rest of the fair grounds.
That's where you'll find it because there'll be a lot
of people they Last year, you had about two one
hundred and something dogs and you almost adopted every single
one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's right, we had I think we had nine shelters
last year, and this year they're going to be eleven shelters.
It even bigger numbers of dogs and puppies that'll be
available for adoption this weekend, which is very exciting. So
our goal is to hit even more adoptions than last year.
I think last year right over one hundred and sixty. So,
you know, if we could hit that two hundred mark
this year, I think that'd be pretty incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Tell us about this.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Sweet little thing I'm looking at right now, Audrey. She
looks like a Shepherd mix. How old is she? And
how she looks like She's gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Sized to me.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
So Audrey is three months old. She came to a
from a rural shelter in Kentucky, from Glasgow, Kentucky actually,
and she's available for adoption today. You don't even have
to wait until lou adopts for her. But she is
going to be a lot of fun. And she had
some siblings too, So I think they're spread out between
our east and our main campus location.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Stop obsessing about the dog. We're on the radio. How
do you zip it? How do we choose the dogs
that go out to the event.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, so Metro Animal Services is bringing sixty and we
have a wonderful foster team that is voluntarily holding those
dogs for us because our shelter is extremely.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Ah okay, so these are all foster.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Dogs from Metro actually are. We tend to bring more
puppies than we do adult dogs, just so that there's
some variety between all the shelters that come. So most
of our puppies actually are in foster homes right now
as well, because they were spaded in neutered earlier this
week and so they're just recovering and wrestling up their
true personalities to be their best on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, so again this is a neat event. My wife
and I went down there last year and so it's
one of the older part of parts of fairgrounds. But
it's perfect because there's it's about one hundred yards walk
when you walk in, and you know they have the pylons,
the concrete pylons. But that sets up the eleven different
adoption agencies from Oldham County to do you know, could

(03:20):
you rattle off?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
We've got Jeffersonville in southern Indiana, we have Oldham County,
we have a couple here in Louisville, and I think
we have Breckenridge County as well, and a couple of
the surrounding counties like Nelson County.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
And right Control.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
So you'll see dogs from all over the state and
these are all for adoption, and it's going to be
very simple to do that.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yes, So first and foremost this is a free event,
so which is very exciting.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
So of mister darryl Oisley's.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Family friendly as well, so we encourage people to bring
the whole family out to meet the animals.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
It's something that I know we do anytime we do
an adoption.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm sure Metro also does it have the whole family
come out, make sure it's a good fit, so that
it's a good adoption for your home. And then every
animal shelter kind of has different pricing on their adoptions. Ye,
different adoption policies. So with us, we can take the
dogs home that same day. I think for Metro it's
the same.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, Metro Animal Services is doing free adoptions okay, and
has a thirty day return policy.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
So yeah, it doesn't work out.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
You can bring the dog, no questions.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Asked, okay, and then normally even throughout the year. Maybe not,
but I believe if the dogs were forty pounds, yes,
there's no adoption fee. Yep, that's correct.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah, because spade neuter, vaccinated, microchip, the works.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
We have five cats, so we weren't in the We
weren't in the running to get any of these dogs.
But it was hard to go to that event because
there was some dogs that were putting on a show. Dude, Okay,
and that's the that's the idea. I think it's a
great idea. When you said take the whole family, yeah,
because you want you want everybody there to going. I
didn't get to pick it out like what's going on.

(04:57):
But every adoption agency is going to be there, is all.
Some don't worry about all that they're above Borda wouldn't
be involved with this thing. But real quick talk about
Daryl Isaac's pardon all this.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
We are so so grateful for three years now Darryl
and Isaacs and Isaacs have sponsored this event to make
it possible and to bring this event to life for
the city of Louisville. Having a mega adoption event is
I think a huge benefit for our city because I mean,
if you think you know what you want to look for,
all of your options are in one place at one time,
with so many wonderful animal shelters. So if I think

(05:28):
I was telling you before, if you don't, if you
don't see who you're looking for there, you might not
have been looking hard enough because there should be someone
out there who's ready to come home with you.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Is it just me?

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Or do you think Darryl Isaacs should dress up as
a dog and go dur the dog Welcome to the
adoption or so he.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Should I too tell them that you said that too.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
If he really cared, that would help move somebody, you know,
and there.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Will be some personal gifts from the hammer himself too.
I think some personalized leash and callers that should be funny.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
The Humane Society guy moved pretty quick. What was going
on over there?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Metro animals?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Metro animals? So I'm sorry, what was going on over there?
He was knocking over he was getting my selfie stick. Yeah, okay,
Now tell us what you guys need over there? Drop
offs or donations or what what do you need?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah, we go through a lot of paper towels, Uh,
litter pans, the aluminum pans that we use for our
cats really important. We go through hundreds of those a week.
I bet the food trays greatly needed. And pretty much
anything you would like to donate, we will find a
use for it, or if we can't use it in
our shelter, we'll find a partner organization.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
How do they do that? How do they donate? Just
drop it off?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah? Absolute, okay.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
What's the address.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Any any entrance at thirty five twenty eight New Burg Road?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yep, okay.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
And if someone has lost a dog and they're not
ready to adopt yet, they can go by there and
they can foster. Plus you can just go out and
take them on field trips. You can get them out
for a potty break, so you know, you don't have
to adopt to be part of the solution. You can
go out there and have fun and get these dogs
out of their kennels. Boy, she's as sweet as it gets.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, a little different, lemmy, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well, if you're more of a cat person, you know,
we get a lot of those people that come in
and you know you can't commit to that adoptions. It's
really important to get those dogs out of the shelter.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, how many cats you got? Your overrun? Oh yeah,
it's always they always go We're always overrun with cats.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah, kitten season is here.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
We're already starting to see those litters of kittens being born,
so animal shelters all across the city are about to
be overrun with kittens all throughout the rest of the summer.
So frostering is a huge need, I know for us
right now. I feel likewise for Metro especially to care
for those young kittens who are too small to be
spade neutered, or just need to grow before we feel

(07:44):
comfortable getting them into there Forever.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
The details again, all right, Saturday Noon Fair grounds, go
to the broadband arena, you'll see people milling around just
a pavilion, right, But if you go to broadband, because
that's because everyone was texting me going where the heck
is this?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
So new entrants this year, we're actually going to direct
everyone in through gate the primary entrance, So Gate one,
you're going to go straight towards Freedom Hall, take a
left and enter the pavilion that way. Sorry, they had
some construction out there, so we had to reorientate the entrance,
So just heading Gate one, that should be the easiest
one to find at the pairgrounds and parkin.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Thank you Daryl Isaac for helping with this year three
last year, one hundred and sixty dogs. This is the
definitive once a year situation where if you're looking for
a dog, this is it. Eleven different adoption agencies there
in one spot.

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this on news Radio eight forty wa chance, Welcome back
news Radio eight forty WHA. Yes, Tony and Dwight Show
brought you the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Don't forget

(10:02):
tomorrow rollout of the real ID at the airports. But
it doesn't look like they're gonna prevent you from getting
on the plane. Don't hold me to that, but it
seems like the talking points are if you just have
a regular valid ID driver's license, then they'll just put
you through some more scrutiny, but you'll probably make your flight.
Just don't make it more difficult. Go ahead and get

(10:24):
your real ID when they you know, out right, I
heard they're gonna put you in the cargo section.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
Of the plane from now on.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
You'll suffocout.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I'd rather do that. Yeah, well, it was.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Definitely if you could fly with dwe.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
The dogs, they'll put you in the little cages of
the dog.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
All right.

Speaker 8 (10:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
We've talked about the AI and the self driving cars
and all that, and I don't And again, the numbers
for the self driving cars, percentage wise, is lower for
rex or accidents than it is for actual humans. I'm
not surprised by that. But this one really disturbed me
because yes, this was in Allton, Texas. It went haywire.

(11:04):
The car went haywire and it stopped under an overpass
and it locked them in the car.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
What if that happened on a train track.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
This is again I'm sure that these things are fine
and all that, but this one scared me because if
you're with your family, the car stops under an overpass
that means on an expressway, and they locked them in
the car, and they were trapped in the car.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Well, you know these things are going to be impossible
to ever hack.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yes, it was, so what do you so? I dad
brain kicked in immediately and I don't care what the
deal is, and they consume me. I'm breaking all the
windows out, I'm getting my family out of this car.
If you're because it describes it as the Mopack Expressway,
is one of the busiest secctions of that expressway, because

(12:03):
how long is it before someone runs up and just
smashes into your your your driverless car.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
We talked about the minivan yesterday that did that.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
What menivan?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
The minivan that just stopped on the interstall. Oh yeah, yeah,
yea yeah, cause like an eight car. Yeah, but they're
already using these things.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
I've seen Dave Moody and other people on social media
go look at me, I'm in this taxi and there's
no driver with it. Some listen, I could see where's
gonna be a benefit for the elderly.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
You know, why would it be benefit for the elderly.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Because those yeah, those those that shouldn't shouldn't be driving anymore. Yeah,
there's a lot of people out there that shouldn't be driving.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
That day sucks. Yeah, when you take the keys from
the old man.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
That's the quality of life you were talking about.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
That's exactly right. You have no freedom, man, once your
car's gone, you have no freedom.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well you do if you've got a autonomous car.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Well, for rich people, they can just get a robot
and the robot can drive the caddy is a robot hot?
I don't it's gotta be hot, Okay, she had I
don't think that's a priority. No, I'd like to have
a less hotter, better driver.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Super hot, no robot lady car driver.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
But this and again, I see those ads all the
time for the little thing you put on your key
chain where you can just poke your window.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
And it's smashing.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, right, I gotta get one of those, because if
you don't have one on these in these damn cars,
how do you break out the window. It would have
to be pretty tough. You'd have to find something in
the car that you have. This story scared me.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Karate Chop, it is what you do?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh, karate Chop. You brought up twenty twelve earlier, we watched.
We were like, we on Sunday, we needed a feel
good movie. Yeah, for the whole family, right minus John.
So we watched It's Gonna Hate This. We watched Bought

(14:00):
a Zoo with Matt Damon. It's a cute, family, fun, funny,
adorable movie.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I think I've read about this movie on www dot.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
But it took place. It was made in twenty eleven.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
How they buy Zoo a zoo?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
The wife dies of cancer.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh this movie.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
This guy was a name, he was a writer. He
was a writer for a magazine. He's got these two kids.
Suddenly the wife dies, the kids having trouble in school.
So now we got to find a new place to live. Well,
they find this little farm and it's a perfect little
farmhouse outside of town. And they're like, well, there's a catch.
It's it's a zoo. It's a zoo. It's true story.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's a true story. No, it's yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
We bought a movie.

Speaker 7 (14:53):
You have to be a true story based on at it's.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Loosely based Star Wars Soui based tr story it is.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
So my point is twenty eleven is when this movie
was made, and the difference between the phone usage in
this entire movie with the people in interaction and what
happened just five, six, seven, eight years later, Like twenty
twelve was the watershed moment. And most people will tell

(15:22):
you that, the sociologist whatever will tell you twenty twelve
was the watershed shed moment when people started to just
be addicted to their phones and to be able to
do with the apps. The apps exploded and the iPhone exploded.
So twenty twelve is the is the mark. This one
was made in twenty eleven and the entire movie like
people are talking, no one's on their phones, it's different world.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Well, we had Antonio Panteo on here, the director. Yeah,
and he did a slasher film and he had to
make it set in the eighties because he said, well,
you know what everybody would say right now, why do
I just call the cops on your cell phone? So
he had to retroactive make it take place in the
eighties that or set.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
It in woods in the woods and all that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yes, but yes, I hate to admit it.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
What do you admit, mister Dwight.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Coming from the Google machine, Yes, we bought a zoo
is loosely based on a loosely No, I'm not. Hardly
and barely and loosely based on a story of Benjamin.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Me It's real. He was an adventurer writer for a magazine.
Does say when that was John?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
John?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
He was an advance but this actually used to be
a job. He would pitch an adventurous story the the
editor of the magazine will go, okay, go do it,
and they would pay for everything. And this dude would
write one article, one article on his adventure he did
and whatever.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
And you're like, we had a movie made out of him.
Say you had to be somewhat.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
All right, No, no, no doubt. We bought a zoo.
It's it's a good movie. Okay, you'll never watch it
because there's nothing exploding in front of noodle nudity.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, I need a good I need a good balance
full frontal nudy and nudity and car explosion. Trying to
think of a zoo joke?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah I can't. Okay, all right, Jack Nicholson.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yes Jack, if you hear me, in here and I'm
a tap tap be tapping.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
It's a terrible impression.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Your face is terrible.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Has become more reclusive.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I mean, the guy, how old is let me look
it up.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Well, he's That's the issue is that he sort of
doesn't know he's starting to lose it a little bit,
and he doesn't look the same way. Obviously.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Hey, but finally thought of one. I'm really slow today.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Really, you go, thank you for informing John and I.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
You guys probably haven't noticed, but really, Tony during the
commercial break was trying to explain something to me. He
got so frustrated a little vein came out.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, okay, but I've been encouraging John. So I go
two hours to go, Yeah, and then I go at
ten thirty. I went halftime, buddy, Yeah, you're at half time. Yeah,
I said you're at halftime, buddy, you got one more
half to go in your home.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
I bet people at their real jobs hate hearing people
complain about our three hour shift. And I'm here until
you can't do it, thirty.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
You can't do it. You can't complain because people have
real jobs.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah I still do. Anyway, youre ready for this one.
Let's go back to the elephant. Let's go back to
the zoo. So you know when they moved the elephants
into the zoo that he made, Yeah, you know he
told him, no, all right, elephants, pack your trunks. You're
gonna live with me and my new zoo.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I need a ruling on that, John, that's up to you.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
I don't get it, So I guess that means you.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Get it.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
Maybe I'm too well.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Okay, no, it's eleven thirty. It's the second show he's produced,
so this is the time.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
You get a goof he I'm allowed to be tired.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
No, absolutely, well, listen, man, I went out worked my
ups job, so I've got.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
That's not true. Let's get back to Jack Nicholson. He's
become reclusive because he just doesn't want people seeing him
like this. And the last time he went out was
I think he got sent out because of the LA wildfire.

(19:31):
So he's people saw him. But he's been obviously he's
the most popular. If remember we used to make jokes
going if there was a VIP room with a VIP
room inside a VIP room, it'd be just Jack Nicholson
sitting there. He's one of the greatest, if not the
greatest actor of all time. And he was a lot
of fun. So you party, you drink, you smoke. At

(19:53):
the end here Jack is like, I'm just not going
to leave the house. So Jack is gonna be reclusive
until he probably passes away.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Jack Nicholson net worth.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
One hundred million dollars.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Let's try four hundred million.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
Is he the most expensive actor ever?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I don't know that. I mean not, because they're doing that.
The numbers go up.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
They want you to push the button, Jack, push the button.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Jack eighty eight years old.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Eighty eight, Yeah, that's I mean, he's lived a pretty
good life, you think, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I mean he was in a few good Men, Batman,
The Departed, as good as it gets, a good one
flew over the Koka.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Wasn't he in the the hippie movie.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Easy Rider?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Easy Rider? Chinatown? I think you want the best acting
soccer for Chinatown.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I saw Chinatown, then twenty minutes later I wanted to
see it again. Here's a dollary in it.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
No, I actually liked it.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Did you like it? Okay?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I actually liked it. That's okay, I actually liked it.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
No.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
I mean, think of some of the films. The guy's
been in he deserves just to fade away, right, Oh,
yes he does. I hope it's not like Gene Hackman
where he cut his kids off and we were all
asking why why has not? Why did no one call
the house in four He's got three kids, Why would
no one call the house in fourteen days? When you

(21:31):
find out he cut his kids out of the entire
inheritance and the kids are like, yeah, I don't know
what's going.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Dad forgot about this one. On two thousand and seven,
The bucket List, that was a good one. That was okay,
it's just okay.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
The Departed was one of his last great movies. That
is an awesome film and has Matt Damon in it,
which was the star of We Bought a Zoo. John,
I encourage you and your wife to go home and
watch We Bought a Yoo.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
We enjoy a good wholes movie.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, and again it's good.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I want to encourage you to watch on Golden Blonde.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
That's on Golden Pond.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
Yes, that's gonna get mad well, that's gonna get the news.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh I'm sorry, back after this news radiway forty w
h S.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
This is me on guitar.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
I don't think So this is what? What is this?
This is the band Ghost. They just became the first
hard rock band in over four years to have a
chart topping album on the Billboard two hundred.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I saw them open up for Iron Maid and they
all were like masks.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
They kind of look like an evil pope.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Well they have the lead singer dresses up as a
pope and he's called like popes and they changed the popes.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
There's like five iterations of the singer.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, coming to the that's a hard pass for me.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, me too. They coming to the KFC. Did you
see the influencers? They're out on this yacht? Did you
see that story video?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
A video of that every single day?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
What happened? Okay, So it's a four million dollar Lambeau
yacht and it's in Miami.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
What is a Lambeau yacht?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Lamborghini make boats?

Speaker 6 (23:14):
Yeah, Saturday, four million dollars Lamborghini yacht, lamboat.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Guine don't slow, slow, but I'm not slow clad.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
A lamboat ghiney.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Uh? So, this four million dollars Lamborghini yacht, it's right
off the coast of Miami. It starts to sink and
it's filled with a thirty bikini clad social media influencers. Okay, boy,
so here come the Coastguard US Coast Guard total thirty
two people on board. Thirty of them are bikini influencers.

(23:52):
The old time they're trying to rescue them. They're all
taking selfies and videoing it live and going Facebook live
and you're idiots. Oh my gosh, so our four million
dollar lemborgaddy boat it's sicking and these are the US
Coast Guards.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yes, instead of concentrating on not drowning, they're taking video
so they can post it.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
These are the people who are in front of me
at Kroger.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
These are the people when stuff goes bad. Instead of helping,
they got their phone out in video.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Video right right? I hate to get her ask kicked.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
That's exactly right. You're right. Terrible things are happening. Put
your phone out in record, No help, she needs helps,
can't breathe. What are you doing? What are you doing? Uh?
Maybe if we had I don't know. At that point,
I go, mmmm, bikini clad lady, maybe we needed less
or did you wait too Let's save the Are you

(24:45):
too heavy? No?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Let's save the bikini influencers and get rid of the guys.
You know, I will climb a building with my bare hands. Guy,
he always bites the dust.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Anyway, here's the thing, dude, boats going down, there's currents
and all that stuf. I mean, that's when, because that's
how intense the whole Sully thing when they landed in
the Hudson, Because not every people drowned in those situations.
I mean, it's it's just like, if you go down
in the Hudson, people are gonna die, and a lot
of people you just can't survive that in miracle wise,

(25:20):
Sully being the badass he was, there's.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
An also to argument that if he was such a
good piloty he went and ran the plane into a
bunch of geese.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
So there's that stupid So there's there is there?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Uh Well, if you're traveling, first of all, tomorrow's the date, right, Yes,
May May seven is the date. But let's say that
you do even have your real ID if you're playing
to travel in the near future through Newark Liberty International Airport.
According to NBC News correspondent Tom Costello, Costello says that

(25:55):
he's been towed by an air traffic controller in a
anonymous person working at the airport. He says that it's
not safe for people to be flying through there. It's
just flat out not a safe situation. He says, to
avoid that airport at all costs. A combination of air

(26:15):
traffic controller staffing shortness, yes, runway construction like a week.
It's been like a week, he says, contributing to a
horrendous situation in Newark, Newark, Newark.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Well, and it's Jersey, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's
where well they're they're worse than us on compliance for
the damn thing at thirty nine. They're at seventeen and
their airport is screwed up.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Dude, take that Jersey.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
That's had a great joke for I saw.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
A video the other day where one of the one
of the preachers in eastern Kentucky got bit on the
head and he starts, you know, he doesn't do anything.
He doesn't leave the podium or not podium.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
The what's it called, yeah, podium right.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Well, he doesn't need pet pulpit, doesn't leave the pulpit.
Hees just still dances around and all that, and everybody's
like you could see his family members like screaming, okay, stop,
we need to get you know, YadA YadA, and then
he starts to throw up and then people have to
start carrying him. And he's in this match because it
gets him right on the side of the head.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Oh, wouldn't you want to milk your rattlesnake first?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Well, this guy, a man lets a snake bite him
two hundred and two times to help develop anti venom.
Tim Freed, a man from Wisconson, let snakes bite him
two hundred and two times over nearly twenty years to
build immunity to the venom. He started the risky experiment

(27:50):
to protect himself from his pet snakes. He has cobras
and mambas.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
That's hysterical. I'm taking that one.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
He later wanted to help create a universal anti venom,
so the anti venom tested on mice fully protected against
venom from thirteen snake species and partly against six others.
It worked, so he made a.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
So the human body is amazing.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
It really is. So he got bit two hundred and
two times. What's twenty years? How many times a year
is that?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Let me get the calculus. Now, let's go again. That's
all right.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
How was eight or nine two hundred and two times
in twenty years?

Speaker 7 (28:35):
Ten times a year?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
It's ten times a year.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Look at me, I've made me ten times a year.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Ten times years. Got bit by and then he had
to go through that pain until he until he developed
an anti venom in his own body, and then he
created an anti venom from his own blood. Wow, dude,
that's crazy. Maybe maybe these preachers. I think those preachers
are crazy. Of course they're what are you doing.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
Whether you're a preacher or not, going through that experiment
is crazy.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah. I can't even watch I told you last week.
I can't even watch snakes on TV.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
I don't mind, I just can't. I just have a
pet snake. But so we just started watching Nip Tuck.
I'll tell you what I can't watch on television.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Whenever they do one of these damn surgeries. It's so
realistic looking and they're like digging around an eyebought all
this stuff. I can't do it. Many Actually, they had
like a five hundred no, like a nine hundred pounds
lady that was attached to a couch. She had sent
She was a big, heavy set lady. She got a
test to the couch.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, yeah, I don't mind it because I could be
an ER doc. Remember, because I've watched Er the entire
series three times.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
And you know how to save people's lives because your
life has been saved twice once by somebody when you're
choking and his name is what's his name? The guy
that saved your life A good time. You had a
heart attack, and then a doctor saved your life and

(30:05):
his name is doctor.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Henry Sadlowe is doctor Selunky. That's his name? In your face?
Oh so in your face?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Okay, so congratulations, you remember fifty percent of the people
that saved your life.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
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You're looking for commercial doors, one or one hundred, doesn't matter.
These commercial doors not breaking in that dude. They're not
breaking into your business. With CLINB Brothers commercial doors. They
also do fire doors, which I think there's two people
in the whole city that can officially stamp a fire

(30:45):
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of them. Climb Brothers Locksmith and commercial doors that access
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it's done cliinblock dot com for free estimates of twenty
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Speaker 1 (31:01):
Everybody needs a best friend, especially in business. If you
have a business, your best friend is work a holics.
Maybe I don't know, maybe Ted made an off color
remark at the company picnic and we got to move
him out of the big office. Move somebody back in there.
Let workaholics do it for you. Maybe you just want
to rearrange those cubicles and make a new environment for

(31:22):
your sales team. They're gonna do that for you too.
Or maybe you just need junk removed. My point is,
whatever you don't want to do, you leave your warehouse, people, warehouse,
and baby, and you continue to do what you do
and make money. Let workaholics do the rest for you.
They're big enough to take on any job, but there's
still they're still small enough to care. Maybe you're out
of square footage for your warehouse. How about this seventy

(31:43):
two thousand square feet of secured warehouse storage right there,
and you go month to month or long term, you're
gonna love workaholics. Haul h a U lix stick around
more on the way on News Radio eight fort e.
Whas I thought, I was having a massage.

Speaker 7 (32:03):
Or it's definitely out of left field compared to what
we usually go with.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, I was like, I need sentence.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
I was just looking for music.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I kep on, I kept on. I though it was commercial.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
It does kind of sound like this.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Experience the massages it. I do want to say, Sims Furniture, baby,
one M S I M S Sims Furniture. Let's redo
that home. Let's go all the way baby, you deserve it.
How about this new living room set, new dining room set,
new kitchen set, new bedroom set. You even get a

(32:39):
new mattress. They have high quality mattresses there at a
fraction of the cost you're going to pay at a
mattress store, television's appliances, and you're gonna love, love, love
the prices at Sims Furniture. One M S I M S.
Dixie Highway and Preston Highway. Did you I was wrong.
I can't think straight anymore at.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
All, not just today. I was calling it the Jerry
Lawler sound. It wasn't Lawlor was Andy Kaufman. He was
arguing with him. It's the comedian that says the lie.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I'm like, what comedian?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
You don't have it here.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
I'm not afraid of you, mister Lawler, because let me
tell you something true. I only wrestle women, but I've
wrestled women that are a lot bigger and stronger than you.
A matter of fact, they're probably smarter than you. Because
you don't have any brains. You're from Mallyamples saying sleep.
All you do is plow, but you use marm not
how you talk with Malliples sleep. Mister Lawler, you don't

(33:37):
have any brains.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm from Hollywood.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
Yeah, the voice Dwight does every day.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Obviously, my kids only fly on days that are huge.
Last time John did like fourth of July and something else.
Of course, tomorrow my daughter is gonna fly out on
the real ID. Yeah, she's good. So she's got a passport,
so you don't have to worry about it. If you
have passport, don't worry about it. Get the passport if
you don't have the real ID. But good luck tomorrow.
All the TV channels I'm sure will be out there

(34:12):
broadcasting live and going. How's it going.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
What's going to be the weirdest thing somebody does while
they're in line?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
I don't know. I mean, it's uh, you know it
doesn't sound like they're going to prevent you from getting
on a plane, but it's going to be a hassle
because that's what.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
We need at the other port.

Speaker 7 (34:27):
More hassle.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Good job for real, ID, We'll see you tomorrow. Thank you, Johnny,
go home, Dwight, go sleep. Will use radio eight forty whas.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I love you, Ma,
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